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Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Croppens. This is part two.
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Oh, now we go to Karen. And Karen is this like drop dead gorgeous woman with also a drop dead gorgeous daughter named Jvana. No relationship to Carvana. And Giovanna's like, wow, it's a really lovely day today. She's like, oh, on days like this I think about global warming. She's like, thanks, it's really nice, mom. Thanks, mom.
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Honestly, you know, spring is coming, but it's a bit too soon. I know. It just makes me worry. Worry. The world is getting so, so hot. I'm going to need to be buy bigger air conditioners. Well, you've also been in Jersey, mom, so you've got good weather. Okay, we've had gray weather here, so let me enjoy the weather. Enjoy the weather. We're just all dying very, very soon is all I'm saying.
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Well, the good thing about this is vitamin D. Hold on. Okay, here we go. We're going in. Okay, we're going in. So they're, they're, they're at this town, they're pushing the door. They finally get into it and Karen tells us. My name is Karen Lodrick Peace and I'm originally from Jamaica and I moved here in my twenties to study fashion and I met my husband here and we have three beautiful children, Jaron, Jana and Jolan.
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Lots of J's. Really love the letter J. Love the letter J. So they finally get to this house they have. They're gutting this house and redoing it all for themselves. And, and they've got a million houses. We see London townhouse, London pied a terre. Jersey home, Jersey property, Staffordshire home. Damn, that's a lot. And we find out they have those because Jeremy had this house way before we met. My husband is a former owner of West Bromwich Albion football club before Jeremy sold the Football club. He moved to Jersey. So now I have homes all over the uk.
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So they're walking through this area that is, they're walking through this construction site of this enormous, enormous townhouse. Like it looks like a museum in there. It is so big. At one point they're up like on like another story. Looking down, I was like, this is huge. It's huge. So she says they're talking about how they're renovating the, the house. And she's like, other girls ask for jewelry, I ask for property. So Javana's like, mom, there's like gaps. Mom. No, there's loose. It's loose. Mom, it's loose.
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That looks loose. That looks loose.
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That looks loose. Jvana starts to freak out that I think she thinks her mom's going to go like crashing through the floor or something like that.
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Before we had five floors, basement, ground floor, first floor, second floor, third floor. That's five floors, right? Wait, so now we're renovating, we're going to have a sixth floor. It's six, right? Because five plus one is six. Like oh my God, I can't. How are you this rich? Yes, five plus one is six. So basically world is not fair.
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Yeah, they're basically Karen's saying how the kids are going to get their own little self contained flat inside this place, that they need to be in their own space. So but, but it's just gonna be a small portion of it. And she's saying how like, you know, in London space is everything. The property market is very expensive. But this area is on another level. Joan Collins lived around the road for me and Margaret Thatcher used to live down the road for me as well. And someone else popular from the 80s is probably lived around me as well. She's like, here are some people from the from 1984 who, who lived in this neighborhood once 40 years ago.
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So they're talking about the jacuzzi and the sauna and the steam room and the cold plunge. And she goes, yes. And that's the pool there. So on all the worlds we're going to have marble and textured fabric. And the daughter's like, yeah, are you going to learn to swim so you can be in the pool because you're going to have a pool and you can't swim. She's like, shut up, shut your face. So now we go to Juliet and she's like, oh my gosh, now that was a pretty horse. Let's go horse riding. So she's meeting her friend, what's her face? Amanda at the horse place. And she's meeting the horse, and she really is just like she is to humans, even to the horses. She's like, oh, look at this horse. You are the mystery gorgeous horse I've ever seen in my life. What a big boy. Hello, darling. God, the most handsome boy in the entire world. No one's as handsome as you.
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I remember I came to boarding school here, and they're like, I want to do horse riding, and they made me do dressage. And I was like, I want to go. I just want to get on that horse. I grew up like a true Aussie bareback all day long. Like, literally the first time I really properly rode was I was, like, four and a half years old. I jumped on the back of a brumby, okay? And that brumby was Tata. I mean, this is a real jelly, rude brumby right here. Which, by the way, a brumby is a horse that hasn't broken into you. And that horse just took off. And I hung on for dear life, Bumping around or hanging on. Jilly root type. And, yeah, this is the best time of my life. This brumby. I'm like, wow. I always want to have nothing but brumby. Okay? Nbb. But going like this. So anytime on a horse, I want to just, like, take off. And usually bare back. I mean. Oh, you know what I want? I just want lots and lots of time barebacking. And the fact that we can't ride like that in Hyde park is just, like, so upsetting, let's be honest.
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So Amanda comes, and Juliet tells us, Amanda. Now, that's a force to be reckoned with. I love that she's so bold. Like, the other day she called me. She was doing this glam shoot, and she's like, I was born for this. And I said, you, oh, you're so gorgeous. There's no one more gorgeous the entire planet than you, Amanda. Here she comes right now. Amanda, you're so gorgeous. You look beautiful. I've never seen anyone so gorgeous. Amanda.
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I love that. Juliet's, you know, prime example of Amanda being bold is Amanda saying, I was born for this. Doing a glam shoot. She's so bold. What a bold take.
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So they're gonna ride in Hyde Park. And Amanda's like, I can't believe this stable is even still here. I mean, it's been here for decades. Hyde Park Stables. Who knew that would last?
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I know, right? Tally ho. Okay. So they start riding their horses, and, you know, like, Amanda is like, wow, look at Us going so fast. Now I know what it was like for you to be a child barebacking on that rumby of yours. The wind is in my hair, cuz. She's like, you know, like for her, this is like high speed horse racing as they come. They're strolling along alongside the, like, pond. Yeah. Out of control fast.
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Oh. So Amanda's like, oh, the royal parks have always had roots in the monarchy, which I just love. Yes, Monarchy. Love it. Love riding along the monarchy. Feeling the monarchy blowing through my hair. Oh, God, I want to, you know, back the monarchy about that. How about that? May I be so bold as to bear back the monarchy.
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Oh, yeah, I love how bold you are. Do you know that all swans are royal property? That's right, they are. God bless the monarchy. I love the birds that they own. She's like, yes. And I decided that Gertrude needs to meet a husband. And this is where we learn about that. That stuffed swan Gertrude, that's behind her in her confessional.
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Yeah. She's like, oh, I just love Gertrude. 200, 400 years old. Something like that. You know, I was just actually hunt. I was actively hunting, you know, that is. That's where you hunt. Not sitting on a couch. You actually walk around and hunt. Which was quite interesting. And I saw one Julian Chinchesta, but was just so aggressive and he had his wings out like this and his head up. And I thought, oh, I can't have that in my drawing room. I need a. I need to kill something with a better personality. No one wants to kill a murderous one.
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And Amanda's like, well, I've got a taxidermist if you need one. Which is the exact sort of line I want to hear when I tune into the Real Housewives of London, darling.
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All right, you're so. Juliet's like, oh, you know, I got the. You do the most. I'm sorry, I think we messed up. Who's saying this? But she's like, oh, God, thank you so much for inviting me for this gorgeous party thing. Your invitations are amazing, darling. Just gorgeous. The most gorgeous invitations I've ever seen. But, you know, you do give the most invitations. I mean, I want to be one of the most invited couples out there socially, you know. And Juliet's like, who are you talking about? And Amanda's like, well, my last husband. We were running around the world, invited to everything and entertaining. I mean, we were on six super yacht trips within the space of three months and one year. I mean, it was crazy. And then I just felt like all of that stopped when I uncoupled. No one wants just single, you know, future billionaire empire owners at their parties.
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Yes, it's tough being a skincare. Me even. Because after my divorce, I was very, very hurt and upset. The amount of times I cried. And to that nameless woman's shoulder, who opens the door for me in my house? Oh, goodness, it was countless. But as you know, I was grieving for quite a long time. And then I was dating a pop star, Andrew Ridgely, from Wham. I don't know if you know that. Don't fall off that horse, by the way, Otherwise you're never going to dance again.
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Now let me tell you, if you want to stuff a good swan, Andrew Ridgely would be a good choice. Am I right, lad? Men have always fallen from the sky into my life. Just landed in front of me pop stars. The stars who do pop. Just regular men who enjoy pop singing very well at the pop star quality level. So I just don't see any reason why that won't happen again, do you? Anybody? Anybody? No. No swan. You're dead, swan. That swan just raised its. Its leg. Killed a swan. Kill the swan.
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You know, I'm. I'm grateful for my journey. I just wish my journey was via super yacht instead of horse and. You know. But the last piece of the puzzle, of course, would be a fabulous man to drop in and whisk me off into the sunset. God, I love celebrating international Women's Day. If only I had a man.
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I can't wait till I have a man and won't have to celebrate international Women's Day anymore. But this is going to be a good party until then. Party on, goth. So now we go to Panthea, who's shopping with her friend Katie, who is the most dour person on the show. And I need every scene to have Katie in it because she just looks at everybody like, really?
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Katie is disgusted by this entire thing. So she's like, by the way, what time do you call this, by the way? And she's like, excuse me, I'm always on time. And she's like, not today. You're bloody not. You're bloody late. Panther, get in here. But the roads are closed. But so is my patience. So they start shopping.
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Katie was making me laugh. Even shopping. She goes, all right, look here, I've got a spring palette. I just need springy things.
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But for the party, what are you just gonna wear? Are you gonna wear long? Are you gonna wear long to the party?
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Yes, I've got long of Course I'm gonna wear long. What else would I do? Trust me, you need me in long. All right, so they're having fun and laughing around the store. And Panthea's like, I didn't like all this. Gigi, in your face. It's kind of rapper style. Look at all those boobs shoved in people's faces. I can't do that. Honestly, I've shopped so much of my lifetime that now going shopping is a chore. I mean, I spent $140,000 on one in one go in Heritage, which back then was equivalent to shopping. 300 something thousand now. I mean, I literally took that amex and I said, touching. Cha ching ching, cha ching. What an idiot. I should have taken that money and bought an apartment and been renting it out or something like that.
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Anyway, so don't mind if I spend about £140,000 right now on this dress. Okay, great. So Kitty's like, so now who's going to this bloody thing that you're dragging me to tonight? Television. I'm mortified already. Is this gonna be even shown on the Beeb? No. So Panthea's like, well, it's. I presume Juliet's going, but to be honest, because they're good friends, right? Did you get the invite, by the way? Did you get invited? Or a sad person tagging along. She's like, no, I got the invitation. Okay? I got it. Okay. I don't wear long for nothing. I'm proper invited woman.
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Oh, unbelievable. I mean, the flowers in the box, the whole invite. Because we didn't even mention what the invites were. They're these. Or I guess we're seeing it now, where they're receiving these invites. They're these big black boxes, and you open them and there's tissue paper wrapped around gorgeous roses and an invitation. It's very classy. So Juliet gets hers, and then we go back to the horses where a mad Juliet. Hers. Yeah. So she's like, oh, my God, this is the most beautiful invitation I've ever seen. Oh, invitation. You're the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen in my life. Has anyone else seen such a gorgeous invitation? Can I take this invitation to lunch? Do you think this invitation would like to sit with me at lunch?
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No.
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All right, I've just been turned down by an invitation.
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Hold on, Let me just read this beautifully written invitation. Because the prose that you selected is just so special. I mean, you just have such a word. Away with words. You said bold, both in what you say and how you write it. Okay, everyone, this is what she wrote. You are invited to champagne caviar celebration for International Women's Day. I mean, take my breath away already. That was just absolutely beautiful. Amanda. Caroline.
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I mean, guess so. Shakespearean. I might need to name one of my children after you. Am I right? That's just gorgeous. I want the poetry of your face on the invitation. I mean, doesn't that just make everyone. What a gorgeous invitation. Look at this beautiful face on this invitation. Because her invitation is Amanda being like, oh, come to my body with, like, a lipstick.
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As is everything in real life. International Women's Day, it's an opportunity to come together to celebrate each other and think about the men that we could have someday if we are so lucky. I love hosting. I love doing birthday parties. And by hosting, I mean bossing around all the women that are names I don't really quite know just yet, but they do a very lovely job of dusting things. Any excuse for a party, really. In my house, I will do it.
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I've invited all the girls, my inner circle. Nessie, Karen, Panthea. You know, people like that. Juliet's like, oh, love her. She's got such a good energy. Pantheon. Love Pantheon. Let me just get that on the record right now. I love Pantheon. What a wonderful energy person. But, you know, she hates her because this is the first person Juliet's not like, gorgeous. Pantheon. Most gorgeous person on earth.
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I know, and I love Amanda. This question that Amanda asks, she goes, so you know her really well or quite well or quite well or really well? Which one is it? I love. Is she a quieter.
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Was she a really well, Quite a bit. I know her quite a bit well. Really? Because that wasn't really one of the options. It was quite well, really well, well, but quite a bit. Oh, my God, you hate this bitch, don't you? Well, you know, back in the day when Annabelle's first opened Pantheon, I met on the social scene at like six or seven years ago, maybe we'd see each other at fashion shows and I'd say, darling, you're so gorgeous. I mean, she's so much fun. What a bundle of energy. She's got the gift of gab, that one. I like that about her. All of her gabbing that she does. Talkie talkie. Gabby. Gabby. Who doesn't love Juliet?
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Yes. You know, Panthea, she just gabs and gabs even when she's not really supposed to be gabbing. I mean, people will be like, shut up. You're really speaking out of place. Now, but she just gabs and gabs. Or don't we all love that about her? So then we go to Panthea, who's talking to Katie, and Pantheon's like. They're just. She's like, you know Juliet. So she wears a fake. And she goes, darling, it's real. That's like. I can tell. I can so tell that that's fake. I know I shouldn't go on and on about that, but should I go on and on? Kitty's like, absolutely. She's like, okay, I'm fine. But I just want to tell you a story. So Juliet and I had a mutual friend who was a dentist. This dentist one day calls me and we're chatting, and I said, tell my silly son who's going to New York tomorrow that his brace has been broken. Can you hurry up and fix it? And she said, yes, let him come tomorrow and I'll do it. And he goes in there. My son comes home, and he goes, it's not fixed. And I said, what do you mean it's not fixed? And he goes, she didn't have the glue. So she went on and she looked at my mouth and she said, well, let me see. And, oh, yeah, you need six or seven fillings.
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What? Yes. And literally the next day, I called her up and I'm like, listen, first of all, you didn't address the problem, which was the glue. You go and give all these feelings, but, oh, he needed them. Oh, I went, fair enough. I'd like to see the X ray. Oops. Didn't have time to do an X ray. Really? So you were just guessing about the fillings then? Were you just guessing about the fillings then? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin commercial. You already know we love Virgin Voyages. This cruise line is more iconic than Ramona Singer's Runway walk.
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They should just be so happy that someone wants to give fillings, okay. Because British dentistry does not have a great reputation. Second of all, what is the story with this glue? You've got a broken braces and then you're like, I need. Is it like the one. The metal things fall off the tooth? Do people even use those? I thought it's all like Invisalign now. I was a. A little confused about the initial issue that her son was having.
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Yeah, this all sounds fishy. So Panthe's like, yes. So then you know also butthead over there knows her. And so she took the dentist side and she took the girl's side. And that girl did so much to my son's teeth. I mean, where's your loyalty, for God's sake?
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I mean, could there be anything more offensive than trying to make someone's teeth whole? I was just absolutely gobsmacked by it all. I was very hurt by Juliet because loyalty for me and friendship is everything. And considering I introduced the two of them, Juliet never once picked up the phone and said, why are you not talking to the dentist? She took her side and never talked to me. You know, you don't do that. I didn't expect that from her.
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Oh, how does she not call me up and say, panthea, you know, what happened? To try and sort it out. But she didn't. And she called me, oh, your friend owns this shop. Can I go and borrow 3,000 pounds of clothes because I want to take it to Australia? Okay, she did that. You know, a couple of weeks later, I see her at a party and I went, listen, we need to talk about the dentist situation. I mean, darling. She's darling. We're at a birthday party. We cannot bring this up here. Not the time, one place. So we've never actually talked about it face to face. Never talked about the dentist. What kind of friend is that? I mean, ever since Teethgate, Julia's been fake with me every soiree that. Well, yeah, Lady. Because she's got some crazy lady chasing her around wanting to fight over a dentist. That's crazy.
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And. And Panthea already elevating this to teeth gate. Like, this is a. I feel like it's a one sided controversy. Controversy. I feel like Panthea is the only one who actually cares about this, about this dentist. Because everyone's like, I, hello, I'm on television and I choose not to be associated with a working class dentist, thank you very much. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not friends with dentists. No, no, no. I'm friends with fabulous people.
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She's like, well, I'm gonna call it out. And you know, when I get angry, I'm like a child. And I'm gonna be a child right now because I'm very angry about it, very upset about it. This other chick's like, okay, well, can't wait to hang out with you at the party. I'm gonna be amazing. So we go back to horsies and Amanda's like, so what I'm getting at, you don't hang out with her much now because you know her quite bit. Is that what you said? Quite a bit. She's like, oh, well, you know, we know a lot of people on the out, you know, like socially, together. So the bigger part is. Yes, but honestly, I've been so busy in the past year, our paths haven't really crossed.
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So I really know what it will.
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Just a bit. Just a bit.
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Yes. You know, that's. You know, I've just been. I've had so many things to do, like going to good parties with. With Uppercross people and not Idiots. So I just haven't seen Panthea there. So, you know. But next time I go to a Marmite party, I'm sure I'll see her there behind the velvet rope, waiting to get in. So pants.
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Oh, I just feel that there's unfinished business, and I'm gonna get her. And she needs to admit that she was wrong and she shouldn't have taken the dentist's side.
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Katie goes, well, you've just got to have a doubt with her, don't you? Katie is setting Panthea up. Katie's like, I don't care about panther at all, and I don't care about this Australian, so might as well watch them fight.
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I think Katie's having that moment where you're on a new housewife show. No one really knows each other that well, but you're all like, okay, we're gonna stick together, right? Yeah. Okay, let's go shoot at the store. And then you realize right away that the person you buddied up with is insane. And you're like, yeah, never mind. Yeah. She's like, oh, God, what do I do now? So let's see. It's the day of Amanda's international Women's Day event.
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Yes. There's caviar coordination happening, and Nessie arrives and she has the cake. And Amanda's like, I know Nessie through Juliet, and she's everything I like in a woman. So charming, so elegant, so offering a free cake. Very hardworking, so bright. She ticks all the boxes.
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I don't know if you've heard, but in this town, we really love when things tick boxes. You'll hear that about 10 times in this episode. And she really ticked that box. Yes. Box ticker.
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She literally arrived with a giant box with a cake in it. I mean, if you're not taking a box, at least have a cake in it. Oh, this looks absolutely phenomenal. I can't wait to not eat any of it. Oh, it's just so chic and isn't. You know, she's made cakes for all the royals, so if it's good enough for the royal family, it's definitely good enough for someone who once dated Andrew Ridgeley of Wham, if I say so myself.
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Oh, I'm so excited. So this is a Lambeth cake. Take five layers of vanilla sponge with a pink icing and some very. Some berry compote just for you, my love. Oh, it's so beautiful. So Nessie knows her through the London social scene. They have tons of mutual friends, and she's Got a total girl crush on Amanda. She's, like, amazed by Amanda. And we know they don't know where that. She doesn't know where that. Well, because she's never been to this house. So she gets a little tour of the house, and we go into the office, which is just covered in Amanda's face. I mean, it's Amanda's face everywhere. And Nessie's like, this is amazing. Oh, my God. She's got her own clinic behind a secret door. I want my own clinic behind a secret door.
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This is where the magic happens. Okay, Nessie, you could be part of this world. Come into the clinic. The Amanda Caroline clinic. This could all be yours. Did you enjoy this tour? And Nessie's like, oh, my goodness. She sort of lives in a fairy tale world. You know, she lives in a Barbie dream house, and she drives a Bentley and she's a businesswoman, and she wears a pussy bow, and she's like Snow White and the seven dwarves. If you were to replace the dwarves with little personal assistants and servants who just go venture about in the corners, and you think you see one out of the corner of your eye, and you look and it disappears around the corner.
A
Basically everything that Snow White wanted. You know, lymphatic drainer and drain massage right at your own home.
B
By the way, how is. How is it that none of these women have a daughter named Lambeth? When she said, this is a Lambeth cake, I was like, that's gonna be the next child that shows up. This is my daughter Lambeth, named after the cake. Lambeth, Ophelia, Saturn, Belgravia.
A
Don't put it past. So then everyone's getting ready for this party. It's like. Like the typical housewives getting ready scene. And Karen's on the phone with her husband, and she's just back on the scene, so she's very excited. A lot of gossip. And Amanda's hosting an international Women's day soiree, and Panthea is getting ready, and she's trying to get an outfit together, but everyone who works for Panthea hates her because her. Her makeup artist, Cookie is like, that outfit is giving me Abba. Yeah, I wouldn't wear that.
B
And Amanda's getting ready with her stylist, Arabella. And, you know, of course there's, like, already two Arabella's on the show, and they're like, she's getting ready there. And, yeah, it's all the fun stuff. So now it's late in the day, and now Amanda's doing the Last looks at the party, which I love because she's just walking from room to room and she's bossing around everyone. She's like, this loot needs to be checked every 15 minutes because it'll be carnage. Dust that surface. Okay, this table got dirty again. Who put the. Who touched the table? Which one of you? I can see those are poor fingerprints. You can tell they have a different color. Please wipe them away. Wipe away your dirt smudges. Okay, no touching.
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Other tables on the stairs. Brush the carpet on the stairs. That would look nice. Do that.
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It's like, damn, he has some brushing staircases. Always be brushing. Always be brushing. Okay, under. Okay. Did we. Do we check for under the banister? Has that been polished? Under banister must be polished. Come on, let's get with it, girls. Chop chop.
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Yeah. So now a kilo of Caviar, guys, is 1450, which is almost $2,000 USD. And Karen comes and she's like, I know Amanda for a while. We're in the same social scene. We go to parties. But before I met her, I used to see her walking with her daughter up and down the street, and she would be like, you know, so well posed and her shoulders up. You know, you look twice at her, you look twice at her. And this one of my first parties since being back in London. And it's just so good to be back. It's good to be back. I'm ready to mingle, to get to know Amanda's friends and have a good time.
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So they're all mixing and mingling and saying hello. And, you know, Amanda, your dress is so pretty, though.
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Your dress is so pretty.
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It's a Zimmerman. It's a Zimmerman. Oh, it's a Zimmerman. It's a Zimmerman.
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So now Karen. So now Juliet comes and she's like, oh, hello, everybody. Oh, my God, what a gorgeous place. We're gorgeous. Gorgeous faces. I've never seen anyone so gorgeous in my life. So who else is coming to this, darling? Well, you know, only Panthea. So did we remember how well you know Panthea? Was it quite well or a bit well?
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And Nessie's like, I can't wait to meet her and then not talk to her. Oh, it's gonna be wonderful. So, by the way, this party is like a very posh party. There's caviar everywhere. It's. It's like it's very, very wealthy and exclusive. But the entire time, I just felt, like, cramped, because as beautiful as this townhome is, there just seems to be all these random glass, like, sort of door and dividers and everything. And I just felt like everyone was just sort of cramped together. And I'm just imagining these, like, roving cameras and, like, people not being able to move. So, like, I was, like. I felt uncomfortable. I felt claustrophobic during it.
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Yeah, it was a cramped party, and there were also a lot of people there. Well, I mean, it looked like it because it was cramped. So Panthea is coming late, and she's like, oh, my God, I'm so tense coming into this pod body. I just wanted to enjoy myself. It's International Women's Day. I mean, what is more fun than that? You know, my husband told me, don't give Juliet the time of day. Do not react. Do not come out with everything. But I don't know. I mean, I have to say something, but I probably won't, but maybe I will. And then we see her, like, stumble up the steps. As she comes, like, this woman's a mess.
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She's like, yes. And the first thing she does is she goes right up to Juliet and hugs her. She comes up, hugs her and kisses her. She's like. And Julia's like, oh, long time no see. Hello, beautiful. You look amazing. You look gorgeous. And she's like, oh, you look beautiful, beautiful. But there's no need to be fake. It's fine. I'm like, you're the one who walked up to her and gave her a hug and a kiss first.
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Yeah. She's like, but I'm never fake. Oh, we both know where we stand, Juliet. She's weird. Where do we stand? I don't know, Juliet. Honestly, I don't even know where we stand. Oh, okay, Julia. Okay, let me give you a hint. Close your lips around the straw. Close your lips around the straw. Memories. Memories.
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I don't. I don't understand these. I don't understand what you're trying to lead to. I'm just, like, totally flawed. I actually don't even know where we stand. Are we talking about Amanda, Caroline's apartment? Because that's what. Where we literally stand. So then Katie is like, oh, hello. Amanda's just here. So Pantheon's like, oh, my God. Thank you so much. This is the most. This is the most house. I love it. So now they're saying. They're all saying, hi, happy International Women's Day. And Juliet's just all standing there like, I didn't even know there was an issue. Apparently there's an issue. I can't even believe it. I mean, what Sort of jewelry party. Is this where you just walk in and say that there's an issue with someone?
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And she's talking to Nessie, and Nessie's like, oh, no, not an issue. Wait, is this Pantheon? She's like, yeah. She goes, you're going to introduce me, aren't you? Like, messy, getting messy. Nessie's already to jump right in. So Juliet's like, I'm absolutely stunned. I mean, she's late. She storms up the stairs. She comes in shouting, waving her arms. I mean, absolutely ridiculous, isn't it?
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She was literally not storming up the stairs, and she was literally shouting. So I was like, okay. So Juliet has, like, a little Karen in her.
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I love these ladies. I love all of them so far.
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They're all so the way she came up the staircase with that. With that flamethrower threatening to burn down the whole place. I mean, she was absolutely out of control. The smoke was literally coming out of her ears because she set her hair on fire because she was already so angry. I, like, I couldn't even believe the scene she was making.
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All right, ladies, ladies. Ding, ding, ding. I'd like to give a little speech now. Thank you for coming to International Women's Day, where we celebrate women, particularly international women. Well, I don't know. You could maybe be national and still be international on the inside, or you could be a woman who loves to travel internationally. I'm not really sure.
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It's.
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I'm not really sure what that's about. But it's important not to just celebrate one location specific type of woman.
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It's women coming together, supporting each other, and there's so many people. Hold on just one moment. Brush the staircase. It's been 15 minutes. I'm seeing some piling. Brush the staircase. It's really about women supporting women, and I just want to say thank you to everyone. The coffee table. I'm seeing some fingerprints. What? What's wrong with you? I've given you explicit directions and the loo. It's been about 16 minutes, and no one's even been in there.
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I told you it would be absolute carnage if you didn't take care of that every 15 minutes. And carnage I smell. Get to it. International woman. All right.
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It's really about women supporting women. Really?
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Yes. And women also supporting toilet brushes, which they are holding to clean the carnage of the bathroom, which you've all done. But I celebrate the carnage you have brought to my powder room. So thank you all to that and anyone who's brought a gift for Me especially Nessie, who brought me a cake. That was wonderful. What a game. She makes it for the royals. I don't know if you've heard wonderful stuff. Thank you. And to everybody who brought a gift for me on International Women's Day, that was very touching. I just like to read a statement from my. My friend at a little place you might know called Wham. Wake me up before you go. Go. Ain't no use crying on a old man solo. Oh, wasn't that gorgeous? Now, he's not a woman, but this song sung about woman. I think. I think so. Anyway, I'd like to send him a piece of cake. Why am I still speaking? Please clean up the cat hair on the stairs. I don't even have a cat. Where did the cat hair.
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Everyone, I must apologize. Panthea, with the way she stormed up the staircase, unfortunately caused quite a bit of a dust up. And just please don't look at the unbrushed staircase for the moment. You know, a wise man once said, last Christmas, you gave me a beautiful cake, and the very next day you gave it away. I'm not giving away this cake. Nessie, thank you so much. This wonderful, wonderful cake. International Women's Day, everyone.
A
This year, to save me from tears, I'm throwing you down a staircase. All right, all right. Everybody mingle. Everybody mingle. So they break up and then all the cast ladies get together and they do another cheers and she's like, I just wanted to thank you all. Thank you all for coming to me to celebrate international women on a day and not a night. And Pantheon's like, yes, to women that we always fix their crowns and without them knowing that the crowns are falling. To people that keep it real and keep us braced. Do you understand? Keep us braced. To women who do the flossy. Do we understand what I'm getting at now? All right, all right.
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Now this one over here, the Australian. I did love her at one point. Well, I love you still. Oh, shut the up. I mean, come on, be honest. You're such a good actress. You're so.
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With my friends. I'm authentic with my friends.
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Hello, Nessie Speaking. I've known Juliet for quite a long time, and this is from her. This is who she is from day one. She has absolutely not changed over.
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That's because you two are close. I mean, the truth is, Juliet, everyone knows you borrow your clothes.
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I've never borrowed any of my clothes.
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What does this have to do with anything? She is so ridiculous. Oh, shut up. You don't. You don't borrow your clothes. I'm totally transparent. I'll show you anything I borrowed, which is probably about three or four things. Oh, three or four things. I hate liars.
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Well, everyone reaches out. Oh, shut up, Nessie. I do not borrow clothes. I've never borrowed clothes. I do not reach out to borrow clothes. And Amanda's like, but I didn't even know that was a thing.
A
Yeah, well, it is. And let me tell you another. But we always share clothes. It's normal for girls to share clothes. Oh, first of all, I don't borrow clothes. And now we always share clothes. So which is it, Juliet? Which is it? Borrower. Borrow a borrow.
B
Well, let me clarify. This pantheist friend who owns a store actually reached out to me and she said, if I can ever do some product placement for her, why would I do it? And so I had an invitation to the baftas the very next day. And so here's a picture of me at the BAFTAs. Don't look beautiful. Okay. Teeth look great. Because I've got a dentist friend and I asked if I could borrow this beautiful gold dress for the event, and I tagged her. And I mean, I. It was what she wanted me to do. I didn't see what the big deal was.
A
This has nothing to do with the BAFTAs. Six months prior to the BAFTAs, she borrowed six dresses to take them all to Australia and said she was going to be putting them in all these, you know, fancy magazines and was going to be tagging my friends. And that's why she gave her those clothes. And she's talking about completely different time again, trying to weasel her way, just like she does every single time.
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I hate people that lie. Own it. Own it. Own it. Tell the truth. I'm Panthea Rinna. That's what I want. I can't sit here and be fake. Especially on a day like today, when women are meant to have each other's back. Which is exactly why I came into this party and started fighting with another woman.
A
And Karen's cracking up. She's like, oh, well, she seems so put together, you know, nice clothes. And in my head I'm thinking, did she borrow that dress, too? That's a good dress.
B
And Nancy's like, this is international Women's Day. We're literally sitting here having a good time. Who cares if you're borrowing dresses?
A
And you also talked behind my back. I've never talked behind your back. Yes, you did. To that stupid dentist. Yes, you did. Because she's not stupid. She's a Lovely girl. And she really handles the drill quite well. I mean, listen, I saw that dentist. I said, you are so beautiful. I've never seen the a more beautiful dentist in my life.
B
What happened with the dentist? Was she dating someone from Wham as well? You know, George Michael was gay.
A
All right, fine. Well, this dentist I knew, a dentist. I introduce you. And basically, my son goes to this. She goes through this whole story again, and she took the dentist side. I defended her because you were going for her and all I wanted to do. Well, you take her side. You were my friend and you doubled down. Why didn't you put the phone down and call me?
B
Well, what I didn't like was Pantheists is you were going to social media and running horrible things about this. So we find out.
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We find out what Pantheo is really doing, which was going and trashing this woman all over social media.
B
And, you know, Juliet's like, everything that she accused that person of was false. Annihilating another person is unacceptable as far as I'm concerned. Okay, you've been offended, so you go for the lowest common denominator. And you know, that for me, is where I sort of saw a side of the personality that I did not like and I backed away, okay? Because there's. There's two sides of it. And I, Juliet, am a defender of the underdog at all times. Don't you remember? I was around poor people from the ages of 0 to 11 and then went to boarding school and stopped hanging out with them. But I carry the memory of filthy poor people with me to this day. Are you kidding?
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Colby, we spoke. You're a great actress, Juliet. Oh, well, thank you. I'll take that. I'll take that. I want you to be honest. I want a good. I was a good friend to you, but I did talk behind your back. That's what I want you to say. I talked behind your back to a dentist, and she was your friend, and I did this. And I'm sorry you feel this way. And I'm sorry we lost our friendship. That's what I want from you.
B
And Amanda goes, God, talking about teeth at some other party. Really don't want to hear that. No, not teeth. Okay, Not a topic. Could someone go brush the staircase again? Anything to distract away from this so.
A
She just won't let up. And she's being ridiculous. She's throwing all of this shit at the walls. Like, first it was a dentist, then it says she borrows clothes, then it says she talks behind her back, and it's embarrassing because everyone's staring at them in the party. And she's really. She's just one of those who's like, guess what? I'm on housewives. I'm gonna go and be the biggest storyline maker there is. I'm gonna have a fight. It's gonna be amazing. And she's kind of falling on her face. I mean, she looks like an idiot.
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It. Yeah.
A
So amand Amanda breaks it up. She's like, we're going to mingle now. We're going to mingle, ladies.
B
So they all get up, they follow the queen bee, and they it. Everyone steps away from this big fight. And Juliet's like, it's just not the time of the place. But there's never a time in the place. This is crazy. Honestly, I'm genuinely sorry. I'm sorry. I've let you down and I'm sorry. I genuinely am very sorry. I say that as someone who knows you quite a bit well. Okay. I want to say I'm sorry.
A
And Karen is loving it. She's like, panther clip, Juliet wings. She came in flying on balloons, and panthea, bust them all.
B
She's like, at the moment, we just need a timeout. Okay?
A
I'm just flawed. I'm flawed by this girl thinking anything like this about me. And she's like, just take a breath. You're queen. You're a queen. Oh, well, I've got to go. I've just got to go. I'm feeling very. I mean. Oh, goodbye, Amanda. I just can't be here with liars. I can spend time with liars. Dentist side take off.
B
So this is Panthea. She's. She's of this mold where she is the person who makes a scene and makes brash, rude accusations, all under the sanctimonious banner of rooting out liars. So we've seen this housewife stereotype or archetype so many times, and this is where Panthea falls into. So now she's gonna say, like, oh, no, now I'm going to look like a lunatic because I lost it. And she's coming across as this eloquent. No, I didn't. What is she saying? I'm shocked. I'm sorry. With her borrowed clothes. Disgusting. You're acting like a lunatic. That's why.
A
This show's crazy. I loved it. This pantheon seems terrible. And then we see the coming up for the rest of the season, and it looks amazing. Dorinda comes on.
B
Oh, my God.
A
Danbury's on. It just looks so, so good. So I'm hoping they can work some kind of deal to get this to our neck of the woods soon so we can all watch this because it's great.
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That would be wonderful. It's great. It really is. Thanks everyone so much for watching or listening along and I hope you all watch it and let us know what you think about this show and the cast and who are your favorites etc and we'll catch you on the next episode of Watch what happens. Bye bye. Watch what Crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King it's always a party on Alison block Our.
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Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: September 10, 2025
This episode dives into the second part of the Real Housewives of London (“RHOLondon”), with Ben and Ronnie relishing and ridiculing the latest antics from the newest Bravo franchise. From ostentatious wealth tours and over-the-top social politics to “Teethgate” – a dispute about dental fillings that becomes a full-on feud – the hosts dissect the drama, mock the cast’s quirks, and celebrate the show's thoroughly British take on housewives chaos.
Karen’s property math:
“How are you this rich? Yes, five plus one is six. So basically, the world is not fair.”
– Ronnie (05:47)
Amanda’s comedy of swan hunting:
“I need to kill something with a better personality... No one wants to kill a murderous swan.”
– Amanda (10:34)
Katie’s British shade:
“But the roads are closed. But so is my patience.”
– Katie (14:12)
Panthea’s extravagance:
“I spent $140,000 on one in one go in Heritage... I should have bought an apartment!”
– Panthea (14:27)
Teethgate, in all its glory:
“What do you mean it’s not fixed? She didn’t have the glue. Then she said, ‘You need six or seven fillings.’”
– Panthea (19:45)
Party policing, Amanda-style:
“Always be brushing... Under banister must be polished. Come on, let’s get with it, girls.”
– Amanda (32:14)
Public brawling:
“First of all, I don't borrow clothes and now we always share clothes. So which is it, Juliet? Borrower. Borrow a borrow.”
– Ben (mocking Panthea, 41:14)
Ben and Ronnie keep their trademark blend of affectionate mockery and rapid-fire wit, embodying the airs and eccentricities of the RHOLondon cast in their impressions. The tone is irreverent, sharp, and often delightfully absurd as they riff on both British aristocrat clichés and Bravo reality show contrivances.
The episode delivers exactly what Watch What Crappens fans crave: shrewd (and hilarious) commentary on Bravo’s latest jewel, skewering both the “international” high society and the small potatoes they squabble over. “Teethgate” may be Bravo’s pettiest scandal yet, but Ben and Ronnie mine it for all its comic worth, promising an entertaining season ahead for RHOLondon.
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