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Ronnie
So then we go to Temecula and.
Tamara
Tamara's like, okay, girl, so let me see this here. Just kidding. It's motorcycles.
Ronnie
And Shannon's like, oh, God, I hope it's not.
Tamara
But it's.
Ronnie
It's motorcycles. Well, wait.
Tamara
Great.
Ronnie
Guess I'll go on a motorcycle.
Tamara
I guess we'll go on a motorcycle. Does anyone notice that birds are flying especially low today? Is that just me? She's like, oh, my God. What the. Is that something like not dressed for, like, a motor car.
Ronnie
So they wackily take sidecars that these big dudes are driving and they.
Tamara
Offer. Are you single? Are you single for Shannon? Hey, if you're single, I've got someone desperate here. Am I right? Am I right?
Ronnie
Shannon, show Snackle. Show them your snack.
Tamara
Question. Okay, Mr. Sidecar Driver, first of all, do you actually have any sidecars to offer also? And second of all, you don't happen.
Michelle
To live in the path of a hurricane, do you?
Tamara
Okay, great. I think we can continue this romance.
Ronnie
Should I keep my mouth shut for bugs? He's like, no. Oh, my God. What am I on a roller coaster?
Tamara
I'm terrified.
Ronnie
I fell down. I'm just in the sidecar, but I.
Tamara
Can still fall Wacky. I am getting a phone call from Heather debrow. Hi, Heather, how are you?
Michelle
Yes, Shannon, I just want to say you should keep your mouth closed. Not for the bugs, but just in case a bird flies in there. Okay, have a great time.
Ronnie
Birds fly low in poor country.
Michelle
Eagles don't fly with pigeons, but they also don't fly as high as my penthouse.
Tamara
Oh, my God, I've got some snot. Snot's coming out of my nose.
Ronnie
Snot coming out of my mouth. Oh, my God, Shannon, I'm right behind you. Please don't get. Oh, Shannon, I just got something on my face. It was my snot. I'm so sorry about my snot. Shannon, why are you talking like I'm on a motor? So am I. And I'm not talking like that. I'm sorry you can't handle my snack.
Tamara
Please, Shannon, are you turning into Roger Rabbit? A shave and a haircut.
Ronnie
So they get there, and Shannon cheers by, like, raising her arms and hits Brian in the face. She's like, oh, sorry, Brian.
Tamara
I can tell you one thing, guys. The bride's not doing this at her sleepover.
Michelle
And then we cut to Heather saying, nate Butler. Nate, will you take a picture for me? Well, my name is Alan. Whatever, Nate, take a picture of the three of us having the best time of all time. Okay, so they're taking photos.
Tamara
Wait a minute. I got snout I love for my glasses.
Ronnie
Shannon, I'm sorry. It wasn't very nice.
Tamara
Motorcycles aren't even moving anymore, you dumb bitch. And come on.
Michelle
So they go to this, like, lounge area, and she's like, oh, my God.
Tamara
Was he, like, single? No, he's married. I tried. I tried. I was like, you know what? I think I wouldn't mind a life of riding in a side car instead of that cyber truck. But he said, sorry, already been claimed. So back to the cyber truck it is. Oh, well, I'm happy.
Ronnie
I'm really happy about it. There's.
Tamara
There.
Ronnie
There's a guy over there by that food cart. He might be single. Shannon, do you like men who steam hot dogs? Oh, my God. Off.
Tamara
Please, please.
Ronnie
So then they sit down.
Tamara
I will give my number.
Ronnie
Sit down. And they're like, I wonder what the other ladies are doing right now. And Gina goes, probably counting money. So we cut to Heather going, wait, I have my black card. Ladies, let's go shopping, and I'll buy you something.
Michelle
And they're, like, walking down Rodeo Boulevard in a way that, like, no one walks down that street. They're like, can. Here we go. Drive, ladies. You're right. Rodeo. Drive something else, but just driving. They're walking down it, like, strutting like they're doing, like, the, like, the opening credits of some, like, Sex in the City knockoff. Like, here we are. Heather and her girlfriends walking down Rodeo. Here we are. And they're, like, in these, like, short little skirts, like girls about the town, having fun. Isn't this great, guys? And then Gretchen's like, are you guys.
Tamara
Are you going to buy us something? Cuz, like, do we get a Birkin out of this deal? Cuz honestly, I really can only afford going to the Cheesecake Factory on Beverly. Okay, this is a little weird for me.
Ronnie
And she's like, Gretchen's like, beverly Hills.
Tamara
You knew where all the fancy stores are.
Ronnie
Yeah, it's fucking Rodeo Drive, Gretchen. Oh, my God, these people are so embarrassing. I can't. And Heather's like, I know everything in retail. For example, Rodeo Drive has my stores. You stupid. Stupid is kidding. I'm being nice today, okay? And I'm like. She's like, we're going to go right, Take a right of Van Cleef and then a leftist Chanel. What did you. Wait a minute. There's paparazzi over there. Did you call the paparazzi? And sure enough, there's a lady over there, like, taking their pictures and stuff. And they're like, you so called the paparazzi. And then the paparazzo is like, hi, I just wanted to say, Heather did not call me to be paparazzo today. I just happen to be here taking your picture spontaneously.
Michelle
Thank you, Alfred. @. Thank you for vindicating me. And they're like, wait a second. Did she pay you? What? That's absolutely ridiculous. Why would I ever pay anyone? And the lady goes. She's like, well, I know for a fact that you did not call the paparazzi. Not now, not ever.
Ronnie
Okay? You know for a fact, huh? Totally not planted person. This is so Heather.
Michelle
I love it.
Ronnie
And they're like, wait, so Heather invited us to walk down the street to prove that she didn't get a paparazzi by having a paparazzi who recognized her. And all the storylines on Real Housewives of Orange county well enough to stand up for sure.
Michelle
Okay, sure, Jan. Oh, sure, Jan. Yeah, right. So then they're all like, this seems strange. There's a paid actor. And Heather's like, thank you very much, Al Fredette. I appreciate it. Okay, now let's go to Crustacean and eat some food. So they go into the Crustacean, which is like a big fancy Beverly Hills institution at this point, and like, oh, wow, it's a fancy restaurant. They've got a koi fish. That's crazy. And the waiter's like, yes, the koi fish is almost 30. Kill it. Kill it. Now we will only accept koi fish that are 56 and older.
Ronnie
I like that. I'm sorry to go back to this, but I just saw this line. Think it's so Funny. The paparazzi goes, I know who shot that shot, and it was not set up. I know it for a fact. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, thank you. Thank you for. Yeah, okay. So they come in and Emily's like, wow, well, Heather's paying. Give me the most expensive steak you've got. She's so embarrassing. I'm, like, so embarrassed to even watch it on tv. It's so awkward.
Michelle
It's so cringy, like, because it's her. It's like her comedy. She thinks she's being funny. Like, when she's, like, in a fancy place, she likes to be like the kid in the back of the. The back of the classroom, like, throwing paper airplanes, fancy food, right?
Tamara
Stupid.
Michelle
And she gets, like, very kind of, like, cave woman about it in a way that she thinks is funny. Like. Like she's really sticking it. Sticking it to the upper class or something. Like, she's. She's. It's clearly some weird thing with her, but she just. She thinks she's being really funny, but she just comes off looking stupid. Like. Like, you've been on this show for many years now. Like, act like you've been here before, okay? You're in a. You're. You're supposed to be. You're on a wealthy. A show about wealth. Just act like it already. I'm sick of it. I want you to be a rich asshole, not a poor. Pretending to be rich, okay? Even though.
Ronnie
And if I sat down with somebody and I'm like, hey, I'm taking you to dinner, and they order the most expensive thing on the menu off, like, why are you even hanging around with these people? They're losers. They're losers. So the waiter's like, oh, you must try the tuna cigars. They're iconic, all right? They're basically little, tiny Lady Gaga's in a steamed bowl in a frozen bowl. Please order the tuna cigars. So Heather's like, that's cute. We'll get that. I'd love to see what. How Emily reacts to it. What's the best steak? Give me the best one. $149.
Tamara
No problem.
Ronnie
Heather's paying.
Michelle
You have Fireball. He's like, no, we. We don't have that.
Ronnie
So then.
Michelle
We go over to Temecula.
Tamara
And Shan's like, okay, everyone, we got lots of cheese. Lots of cheese over here. Okay, let's. Let's enjoy lots of cheese. Does anyone know if that hot dog man is still here? I think I actually do want to say hello to him. No. Okay, well, that Was a missed opportunity.
Ronnie
Okay, so they bring over some wine tasting stuff, and Gina's like, well, I would love a spit bucket. Because, like, I don't actually drink, but, like, I do want to do swish and spat.
Tamara
That's like my mom and her boyfriend. Hey, by the way, do you like me again, Shannon? You like me? She's like, huh? Well, I mean. I mean, let's just don't. It's. It's been super fun, but you don't need to give me the primary room. I mean, I. I'm not comfortable, so I'm not comfortable being the primary. Okay, I like being the secondary. Please don't make me primary. But I'm doing everything I can to make you like me. Can you stupid drunkard? Fitness. Okay, I'll try anything. Look, even Jen likes me. Look at Jen over there.
Ronnie
Gina's like, it's so annoying just watching her fuck everything up. Like, don't talk, Tamra. Just sit there and drink your ween again.
Tamara
So then that Shannon likes me again. Now Shannon likes me. Okay, this is making me. This is making me uncomfortable. Please don't do this in front of the hot dog man. Okay? I'm just. I'm trying to make eyes with him. Please, please, camera.
Ronnie
I took. I just took a hot dog and I wrote my number on the inside of the bun and then I handed him back the hot dog bun back. And then he gave me a dollar, which was very confusing because I didn't pay for the hot dog in the first place. Is he gonna call me? Is he gonna call me?
Michelle
So then the waiter brings a spittoon and they're spitting and they're like laughing. It's so funny. And Jen is like, oh, my God.
Tamara
We like some hawk tuas. And she was like, oh, my God, that is like not a graceful thing. It really is like hawk to. She was like, oh, a hawk tua. Is that like the hawk that I saw flying into the window at the primary room this morning? No. What's hawk to her? Well, you know, hawksua. That's when you go on your hands and then you jerk them up like that.
Ronnie
And she's like, oh, I've never. I've never heard of that. What are you trying to chuck? Chuck a corn.
Tamara
What?
Ronnie
What are you doing? Is it a shake Weight?
Tamara
What are you doing?
Ronnie
And they're like, oh, my God, get her a man. She's like, well, I'm not a spitter. I'm so sorry. Yes, ladies, I do don't know what a hawk to I is. I don't spit in things and I don't do whatever this is with your hands.
Michelle
The producer's like, so are you more of a swallower? She's like, oh.
Tamara
Oh, my God. Well, I swallow. I swallow things when I drink them. I just. I don't spit them. Oh, my God. That didn't sound good. Oh, my God.
Ronnie
So then back at the other place, Gretchen's like, oh, wow, this food is so beautiful.
Tamara
Wow. You know what? You mind if I pour my own. My own fireball into a cup with ice? Because I gotta stick with this.
Ronnie
God, you guys are so tacky. And do we. I don't even think we said the part earlier. We skipped it over when Emily's like, yeah, I just want to get Gretchen as wasted as possible. So we see the other fun, sexy side of Gretchen come out. Are you. Are you this tone deaf on this show? Like, seriously?
Michelle
I know. I was like, you guys just kicked someone off of the show based off of the last time you people tried to do this to Gretchen. So let's not. So then, so they get there, they get their two cigars arrive, and Emily's like, wait, what's on the end of it? And the waiter's like, caviar. And she goes, mother trucker. I'm not a caviar, girls. I don't want to eat things out of anybody's vagina. Like, it's not anybody. It's a fish. It's not like you're scooping something out of, like, Michelle Williams. I don't know why I came up with her, but, like, the. She's so ridiculous. And then she takes the. The cigar and she likes, picks it up in this really sort of like, big sort of silly way and, like, plops it down on. On Gretchen's plate. I'm like, just.
Ronnie
You are so fudgeing tacky. And who doesn't know what caviar is? Are you? You've never seen caviar? Really? You don't know what. Or like, you don't fuck.
Michelle
I, like, don't eat the part side with the caviar. I mean, it just is so, like. Like, remember last year or two years ago, she had the cucumber dangling out of her mouth. She. You know what? She has really weird issues around food. And I think this is just another extension of that.
Ronnie
I think it's just her trying to be funny and wacky and just failing miserably. She's so tacky. So Emily is asking, you know, how's LA different than orange County, Heather. And she's like, oh, it's weird and fun and cool. It's like, I've been taking classes at the Groundlings, you know, that's been really fun. And they're like, really? She goes, yeah. And one of the gals in there, you know, we're gals because, you know, we're just gals in the Groundlings. That's what we call ourselves, Groundlings gals. And she wrote a musical, and, you know, she asked me to be in it. So I was. I was honored. I was actually truly honored. And then we see clips from the musical, and Heather is playing Heather. Basically, it's like, hello, poor people welcome to Ridge County. I'm sorry that you're poor I'm so sorry that you're poor. Goodbye, goodbye, poor people, poor people welcome.
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I died. I was like, just when. When. Just when Heather said, oh, I've been taking classes at Groundlings. I mean, when you look at Heather Dubrow, the last thing that you think of is, like, Groundlings. That's also what I call the people on the first floor of our building, by the way, the Groundlings. But she's. I have to say, ever since I moved to LA, it's been 24 years. I've always wanted to take improv classes. I, like, I was going to years and years ago, and every time I'm like, oh, I want to take improv classes.
Ronnie
I never.
Michelle
I was like, maybe we'll do ucb. Maybe this years and years. And I just never did it. Something always came up. The scheduling never worked out. And I was talking to someone, like, a few months ago, and I was.
Tamara
Like, you know what?
Michelle
Maybe this time I will take an improv class. Finally, I'll take an improv class. And I didn't. And I'm like to think, if I had just acted on that, I could have taken an improv class with Heather Dubrow. That would have just been the most hilarious, wonderful thing of all time. Yeah, Heather. It's yes and no, but yes and no.
Ronnie
Or they have an exercise where you stand across from the other person and you have to be the mirror for the other person, right? So the other person is, like, doing their makeup and you have to copy them. You know, start doing your makeup in the opposite side. Or you start, like, it's like putting on a tie. You know, it's like one guy's putting on a tie. And Heather's putting on makeup. Heather, why are you putting on makeup? The guy's putting on a tie. I'm trying to help him. His skin needs help. He has very poor skin. No, Heather, you're not supposed to do. You're not supposed to be the mirror of fixing them. You're supposed to do exactly what they do. I don't. I don't have poor limbs. I just can't move like this.
Michelle
I would love to see how they're doing that. It'd be very Snow White Queen encoded.
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Ronnie
Pick up the mop, Heather. I didn't work so hard for this to get to this point. Work harder, Alfredo. Do more physicality, please.
Michelle
Okay, everyone, we're gonna need some suggestions from the audience, some prompts to help the scene get along. Okay, ma', am, you're right there.
Tamara
Oh. Oh, me?
Michelle
Okay, you have just told your servant to bring all your bowls to Nobu because you're gonna be having dinner with your family there later tonight. Okay?
Ronnie
All right. We just need one word, one word to get this show going. Adjudicated. Adjudicated.
Tamara
Okay. We need a name.
Michelle
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Ronnie
So they're like, okay, yes. And also, you know. You know, I came up doing musicals. My career was in theater. You've all heard this, right? That's how I started a theater career.
Tamara
Yeah, musicals, right?
Ronnie
Yes. I loved that. The audience loved it. More importantly. And so I've been taking vocal lessons again. I joined an acting class. They're just looking at her like, are you looking at each other like, oh, my God, no. I say good for her because that. You really have to put your pride to the side to be like, listen, I'm a rich woman who's not 20. Because everyone in those classes is, like, 20 to 25. You know, it's like, I'm. I'm just some rich lady who's older than everybody else, and I don't give a. Like, I'm gonna do whatever I want. So good for her.
Michelle
Like, I love the thought of, like, there's like, at her in her class. There's probably a bunch of, like, 23 or 24 year olds. And then Heather Dubrow, and it's just like. It's like a weird version of Strangers with Candy, you know?
Tamara
And.
Michelle
And I also love that Heather's like, I am currently letting Bravo film me as I tried to transition out of Bravo. I mean, we've seen it before, people singing like, etc. But, like, it's so blata. It's like, move to Beverly Hills. Like, I'm moving out of the city that I'm supposed to be filming in, and I'm actively doing whatever I can to get off of this show to get out of reality tv.
Ronnie
So we go back to the Vineyard, and there Shannon's like, well, Heather is taking comedy classes.
Tamara
Oh.
Ronnie
And she goes, what?
Tamara
She wants to do comedy?
Ronnie
Well, that was my understanding of it. I just cannot see Heather doing improv.
Tamara
Yeah, I've never really known her to be a comedian. I mean, come on. I could see Terry didn't get that patch.
Michelle
And we see a flashback to Terry making that stupid joke about Janet.
Tamara
Tell ya.
Michelle
So then Emma's like, so, by the way, Jen asked me if I thought you, Heather, were pacified Tamara, because you're scared of her. Are you scared of Tamara, Heather? And what was your response? I'd like to adjudicate this right now.
Ronnie
And Emily's eyes are crying for no reason. I'm like, can Emily see? Did she just get Lasik? What is happening? So then we see a flashback to this, and Emily saying to Jen, Heather pacifies Tamara because she doesn't want to get into it because she can't deal with Tamara's aggressiveness. She goes, well, I don't remember what I said exactly, but maybe I said that I thought that maybe you did. Well, first of all, Jen's statement is bullshit. And everything happened in New Orleans. And then we met, and I was trying to explain, and I felt thrown away and everything. And I was like, what the fuck happened? So I did say that to Tamara. Yeah, but during the lie detector test, you said you were scared of her. Well, when they asked me, are you scared of her? My brain went, yeah, because that was scary. Is that not a normal thing to say?
Michelle
I said, yes, I am scared of her because I was afraid that she may actually just be a rabid raccoon wearing some sort of Terry Mugler dress. Like, oh, but are you scared of her now? No, because I've gotten over that. I'm taking improv now. I'm so tired of being of hearing that. I'm scared of Tamra. I'm the only person who told her how upset I was after New Orleans. And the rest of the group, oh, they're all bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. And then when they see her, it's like, oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay? I should have called. Who's scared? It's all you. Yes. And it's.
Ronnie
She's right, though. She at least stood up to Tamara every. Nobody else does. And then they're like, scaredy cat.
Michelle
I think she's exhausted by Tamara. It's like, I don't. She's Like, I just want to have a season where I don't. I just don't want to deal with her for a season. Let me have a break. I'm just gonna pretend to be friends with.
Ronnie
Yeah. So then they. The vineyard ladies are taking a walk, and Shannon's, like, falling down, you know, wackily. And they're cracking up. And then Gina and Tamara are talking. So Gina's like, so how do you.
Tamara
Think it's going with Shannon? Well, I mean, I think Shannon's got some hesitation, you know, because she helps grudges. She used to be a crutch hunter. I mean, look at me. I call the girl that's stupid drunk bitch for. For one year and super forgive me. I mean, what do I gotta do? I'm never going to forget what happened last year when she said, you like me now. I was like, I don't know how to react to that. I mean, it didn't help that I went. But like I said, I really didn't know how to react. Jen seems to be moving forward, but I'll be honest.
Ronnie
Jen is very upset that you showed Heather that photo. Oh, my God. You and Emily. I can't. With you two working. Working in tandem. Jesus, I hope this is peaceful. Okay, now I'm gonna go start a fight.
Michelle
Also, by the way, no subtlety. No subtlety whatsoever. But let's. Let's not forget this one little thing that Tamara just said that Shannon really holds on to grudges. I was like, it's. It was like, within the calendar year, and she just got a dui and she was working on, like, trying to drink more responsibly and be sober. And you were coming at her and screaming at her and saying that she was an alcoholic. And now she's like, oh, she just can't get over it. She's such a grudge holder. It's like, no, like, she's allowed to hold this grudge for a little bit.
Tamara
I'm.
Ronnie
I'm not gonna give that this typical is typical Tamara, you know, blow stuff up. And it's like, oh, my God, why.
Tamara
Is everybody so mad? Everybody said snow fake.
Ronnie
So then now we see Jen and Jen talking to Gina in the bedroom. A flashback. And Jen's like, yeah, I saw Emily the other day and she brought up the fatty photo and I got pissy. She's like, oh, well, it's good to communicate things that bother you. You don't want it to continue to happen. You should tell Tamara right now, like, on this trip, for sure, you you should definitely communicate. But it. Nothing changes until Tamara changes. So Tamara's like, well, that got.
Tamara
Showed some ugly picture or something.
Ronnie
Well, that's how it was presented, Tamra.
Tamara
And who presented it? Heather. Heather.
Ronnie
Oh, so now we're gonna turn it around. Heather. It's Tamara did all of this. And now we're gonna turn this into a Heather fight.
Michelle
Of course. So then we see like a flashback to Heather saying, tamara said to me that Jen wants to be here. And then she showed me a picture of her as heavy, full bodied, robust, large boned, wide, big, shadowed.
Ronnie
Not like she was fat or anything. She just showed me a picture of her. An unwanted photo of her. How do I say this? Fleshy. A fleshy photo.
Tamara
It was a fleshy photo. Well, I didn't know it's presented as a fat photo. Well, I mean, when you told me that Tamara pulled out the fat photo, that, like, that's what I hear.
Ronnie
Yeah, I said that it was a fat photo. So Heather tried to set you up by calling it a fat photo even though it wasn't a fat photo.
Tamara
Well, that's unfortunate that Heather made it out like that because it wasn't a fat photo. It's just a photo that was fat. It was just. It was. It was literally a fat photo. Like it was printed on very big paper. I get it. I get blamed for everything.
Michelle
So then it's time for dinner. Jen. Jen's like, how was your walk?
Tamara
Because we barely made that. We barely made it for the landmines. It wasn't easy walking. She's like, yeah, there was a lot of adventure there. But Gina brought up something on the walk and she said that when we talked today, you didn't feel totally resolved. Do you want to resolve it right now?
Ronnie
And by the way, thank you so much for asking. Okay, go ahead, Ben, please. I'm so sorry for interrupting. Go ahead.
Michelle
I believe at this point they're sitting down for dinner, right? This is dinner time. They're sitting at that table for dinner, right, Ronnie?
Ronnie
Yeah, some meal.
Michelle
I have some meal. In Housewives time, Tamara is wearing like a cowboy hat. And there's like. It's very sort of like warmly hued in there as I can do it or something like that. The way with. The way with her, she has like huge amounts of like eye makeup on, like black eye makeup. And it basically makes her eyes. She looks like an alien. She truly looks like the. The tall grays or whatever it is, like black eyes. They're fully black eyes. And she has her like, tapered base. And I was like, this is it. Tamara is showing her full form. She is truly an alien now. And I like, look. I was like, this is. This wasn't even a joke. I was like, she literally looks like an alien. She has arrived from another planet. And now it all makes sense. She is not a human. It explains why she has so much difficulty with human emotions because she's just been trying to study and trying to fit in as best as her alien self can.
Ronnie
Okay, well, thank you so much. You come in peace. I hear you. I will take you to my leader once I find him. But, you know, the girls were telling me that you showed them a fatty photo. She was?
Tamara
I never said it was a fatty photo. It was just a photo where you were fattening it. It's not like I called you fat.
Ronnie
And she's like, oh, well, then what was the intent?
Tamara
Oh, well, basically it was to call you fat.
Ronnie
So you're calling me fat?
Tamara
No, I didn't call you fat. I just showed a fatty photo of you. I mean, what you supposed do to. You gonna get mad at the Bible through the bush burned? It's not the Bible's fault. It's just the scrap in the bush. Look, okay, I'm gonna be totally honest, okay? I was talking about the fact that I felt like you just changed. She's. You know, she just changed from one person that she was a super fat, ugly, fat person. And then you just change. It's just like a lot to deal with. And you're just different. And you were this shy, timid, extremely fat girl before, and now you were. And you were super insecure on behalf of you being fat. And then you just changed completely. You just changed into like a non f. That's all I'm saying.
Ronnie
Wait, so you're saying I look different to you?
Tamara
Yeah, you look totally different. I mean, you were this shy, timid girl who was very fat, and now you're this.
Ronnie
This, you know, want to be me.
Tamara
Girl who's not as fat. What do you want?
Ronnie
I mean, you.
Tamara
It's like you were super insecure, and then you just changed. Now you're not insecure. I hate non insecure people.
Ronnie
And so she's like, okay, well, I. I did lose weight because when I was married, I was so lonely. And when the kids were napping, not even hungry, I would eat and snack because something about food me happy. Well, yeah. Welcome to my life. Like. Like, why are we gonna make this now? Now Jen's gonna piss me off in this scene. Because now she's acting like that was the worst thing in the world too. So Tamara's like, well, now her boobs are out constantly.
Tamara
She's always wearing tight things. She's gonna get married to a man with a cyber truck. She's driving around in the triangle. Fat people can't fit in triangles. I remember hearing that Ryan, what he likes is tits on a stick. And Jen's pretty much like that. So guess what? I'm not fat shaming you. I'm skinny shaming you. Aha. So Jen's like, well, where did I show you any different friendship, by the way? Why is it a problem for you? Listen, I think it started becoming a problem when we did go to Cabo, and Ryan's like, I'm in love with Jennifer. And I would go, she's married and fat. And he goes, I know she's gonna leave her husband and then get skinny. And then two months prior to that, Will was at our house, and now we're looking like assholes. Cause we're hanging out with the boyfriend, and it was like, I feel dirty. So then I took a bath with him on camera. And America loved him.
Ronnie
She's so full of shit. And I'm glad that Tamra. That Shannon at least calls it out, because she's like, I mean, can you look in the mirror? Because you had an affair with Eddie when you were married to Simon.
Tamara
So. Okay, well, I'm sorry that I showed the picture. Okay, I'm sorry. Well, I feel like this is good.
Ronnie
Because you guys are talking.
Tamara
And you know what?
Ronnie
Sorrys don't have any calories, so you should take it.
Tamara
Can I see the picture, please? Can I please see it? Like, she's like, okay, shut up. It's like, yeah, let's put this picture to bed. She's like, okay. Like, was that being shady? Probably. But yeah, take a look. Take a look. I was being shady because I was standing in front of somebody who created a lot of shade when they sit in front of the sun. Because you were really bad. You were so fat. Yeah. You know, back at those days, Jen, you wouldn't sit around the house. You would sit around the house.
Ronnie
Hey, I've never really understood that joke. Truly really never understood that. But thank you. I mean, I think that's. That's a nice thing to say, right? So they show her the picture, and Jen looks at it and she goes, oh, that's a disgusting picture. Okay, now you're pissing me off. Because it's not disgusting to be five pounds Overweight. What the is wrong with you people? Jen, My God.
Tamara
Tamara's like, yeah, well, it's not the best picture of me either, because I was a size minus one and now I'm a size minus two, so I was still modified.
Ronnie
Let me look at it. Let me look it out. Honestly, it's not the best picture of either of you. Like, neither one of you wins. I'm like, okay, reroll season one. Wrong with you people.
Tamara
All of you are horrible.
Ronnie
You're all horrible human beings. And Jen's like, why do you go there, Tamara? I mean, this is such. If Evie did this to one of her girlfriends now at 14, I'd be like, you're a little. And also, you're the new mother of five new cats, so please take care of them.
Tamara
You showed this picture because you have low self esteem, because you are so insecure. So you had to find some photo of me to pass around our girlfriends. That made you feel better, by the way. Thank you so much. Thank you for reminding me of that.
Michelle
Wonderful day that we took that photo.
Tamara
That was a lovely time. Thank you. You're right. I'm thin secure. I'm thin secure. You're right. I'm secure in my thin thinity. But I apologize. That was city for me to do.
Ronnie
Oh, I hear that, Tamara. I hear it, I hear it. But you know what? I'm like, I'm myself for the first time in 47 years. And I think the problem. You don't like this version of me. You don't like this me. And I can tell she's.
Tamara
No, that's not true. I just like, you're so much stronger, you know, holding back forks, and you've got more of an opinion about, you know, just dumb things that don't make much sense. And you have a voice now because your mouth is not always shut full of pop Tarts. So I actually love that. Good for you. Okay, well, it doesn't feel like you do support me. Listen, I just told you I was pissed off you because you kept fucking poking at me. You know, when I apologize, no one wants to accept it. They just want to fight back with me, bitch. So Tamara's like, what do you want me to say? Do you want blood? You want blood? Actually, yes. My. My, my vampire facialist has actually closed down, so I could actually use a little bit of blood in my face right now. Tamara, when are you opening your veins?
Ronnie
So then now Shannon's furious for no reason. She's like, oh, you know what, Tamara?
Tamara
You know what? You don't want to take for what you do. You go low.
Ronnie
You go low.
Tamara
That's right. I do take accountability. I say, Sarah, I say, sorry. It's so sincere every single time. Okay, you go low when you're mad. And we all need to say, oh, it's okay. Tamara can go low, because that's just who she is. Well, I don't go that low, and she doesn't go that low, and you don't go that low. And the hot dog man back there, he doesn't go that low unless he traps the hot dog.
Ronnie
He actually did just go low. He hid behind the hot dog cart.
Tamara
Stop crunching down.
Ronnie
I can still see you.
Tamara
I gotcha. Look inside the hot dog bun. Oh, yeah, I was. Shannon, you just do it behind everyone's back because you don't want people to know.
Michelle
Oh, isn't that all right? Not all right, but, like, isn't that, like, if you're gonna go low, I mean. So Shannon's like, you know what?
Tamara
I'd like you, Tamara. Believe it or not, I'd like you. Oh, it really sounds like it. And I have. But I have reservations at the Olive Garden later. Does anyone want to go to the Olive Garden?
Michelle
This food is just not doing it for me.
Ronnie
I don't know if you realize how hard it was last year, because there was not one time that you did not come after me.
Tamara
But I was hurt. I was hurt because I thought we were so close.
Ronnie
No, you spent the entire previous year talking about Shannon being a shitty friend to you because of her divorce with David and, like, you know, sucking the life out of you. So she goes, well, apparently, it's just fun to call me a drunk and a C word and an alcoholic and have another drink every time you see me.
Tamara
I mean, I don't want to go backwards, Shannon, but you would drink and you would say things that were not great about people. Okay, well, then let's go back. Let's go back. I mean, even Gina said she's concerned about your drinking right now. Right, Gina?
Ronnie
Oh, God, so predictable.
Tamara
What do you mean?
Ronnie
What? Gina who?
Tamara
What? Who? Who? But I worry about you. I worry about you. That's what I had said.
Ronnie
And it's like, d. And we close the episode.
Michelle
To be continued. Was Gina being shitty like usual, or was Gina being shitty like usual? We'll have to wait and see next week.
Tamara
Week.
Ronnie
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Podcast: Watch What Crappens
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Episode: #2998
Date: September 12, 2025
In this episode, Ben and Ronnie return for the second part of their riotous Real Housewives of Orange County (RHOC) Season 19, Episode 10 recap, dubbed “Beverly Shrillbillies.” They roast, praise, and mercilessly eviscerate the Housewives as they split time between Temecula’s sidecars and cheese boards and the glitz of Beverly Hills shopping and improv adventures. Personal hang-ups, awkward apologies, and plenty of fat-shaming drama keep the laughs rolling and the shade maximum.
The conversation is rapid-fire, sarcastic, and occasionally verges on the surreal as Ben and Ronnie impersonate the housewives, insert their own riffs, and deliver sharp, loving mockery. Their commentary creates a tapestry of callbacks, in-jokes, and earnest reality TV observation—always frying the Housewives, never sparing the ridiculousness of their situations or their own comedic impulses.
This episode is a raucous, joke-dense dissection of RHOC at its messiest—lowbrow and high-drama, with a constant stream of side jokes about class, body-image, and Housewives self-mythology. Ben and Ronnie’s loving mockery and quick wit shine here, making even the pettiest fights feel hilarious and consequential.
If you want Housewives drama, eye-rolling shade, and comedic exorcisms of Bravo absurdity, this recap has it all.