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So Fraser wakes up and gets all these texts and he's like, I woke up to a three page long letter from Rainbow. I understand her frustration, I really do. But what do you want me to do? No one's getting fired on drop off day. All right? Shut up. No one likes. In other words, no one likes a tattle, darling.
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No one likes a tattle. And apparently no one likes a simple short haircut. Apparently you have to get a bob these days to be taken seriously. But if it's a bob they need, it's a bob I shall receive.
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So it is time for lifting the anchor and going to the yacht club. Five minutes from the bridge. Five minutes from the bridge. This is the moment where everything can go wrong. Going through that bridge, we could lose hands. We could lose heads. We've started with eight women. We want to end with eight women. I've been through that bridge and we've lost women to giant octopus coming out and grabbing the women. Everybody get to their stations. Pay attention. We could all die.
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Kathy's like, wow, it really is a small bridge. I mean, I don't think I could even drive my car through this without banging the sides of it. Kathy, that's because you're a terrible driver. I hate to bring it up to you, but none of us feel safe when you drive your Volvo around. Well, I wish you would have told me that, not on camera. Thanks a lot.
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Yeah, you know, it would be really hard for me to make it through that bridge, especially after a night of not even tasting mushrooms. It's just all over the place. All over the place. Like, shut up, Kathy. They got that on camera, right? All season I've been nervous about this bridge. It doesn't get easier. But the deck team this Season is the best deck team I've ever had. Really? Because it hasn't looked like it. He's like, didn't one of them just drop the shackle too much last week? Jess.
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Jess. Oh, consequences. So they get through the bridge. They get through the bridge. Listen, if Captain Carrie still has to pay attention to that damn bridge all the way to the very end of the season, so Lane should be caring about cleaning the puddles on the. On the bar. So they pack up their bags and now they're excited for a drop off. And then Fraser's like, rainbow, I'm sorry you had a rough night. You know, so. By the way, Selene is. Oh, she's still in bed. Passed out because she was drinking too heavily last night. Classic Solene. Okay, wake her up so I can not reprimand her and get her to say goodbye to the guests. All right.
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Today is about celebrating the people who have worked the hardest. Let's have a good night. Be positive, Rainbow. Be positive, my little tattletail. So now it's work, work, work. And everyone changes into their whites. The guests say their goodbyes as they do. And Rainbow has my favorite wave. She waves like this. She's like, like, you're saying, no more. I don't want any more of you. She's just like, bye, bye, tata, tata.
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Now vertical wave. Yeah, I didn't notice that. That's hilarious.
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So Hugo checks in with Jess about how she feels about the end of the season and she. I did not expect this season to go the way that it did. Good time here. But I need to speak to Barbara and see about the consequences of my actions. She's like, oh, God. So you're going to go talk to her about going to visit her? You better make sure it's safe. It's New York City.
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I'm excited about the idea of going to New York because, I mean, Barbara's really cool and I hear there's a whole bunch of really hot lesbians up there too. So I'm enjoying, like, her company. And for me, I always look for a partner, someone who likes children, because that's what I want one day. To be treated like the child that I am. And Barbara's got, like, she just loves children. And I'm not saying that's the plan, but I'm going to say that that's the plans. That way it makes me seem more mature, even though I'm still a very immature young fuck lady.
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Holy, holy lesbian Batman. Can you calm down? You're talking about having children with Barbara. Barbara.
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Bit much.
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Come on. Calm down. Okay. Calm down, you. So now it's chip meeting time. And Carrie comes in like, we made it, right? We could have all died on that one. But we didn't. We're still here. At the start of the season, there were some kinks, all right? Mostly people peeing on each other in bathrooms, banging on the ground, guys sleeping naked and waving their wieners at the camera crew, which is still kind of creepy, by the way. Neither you, Damo, or Kyle are allowed within 30 meters of schools or churches for the next few years. That said, unlike the jock straps on this boat, this envelope is thick and full, all right?
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It's really fit envelope. I'm impressed with it, Kyle. Oh, Carl, could you please stop having sex with the envelope? Sorry, Captain. So they get a big.
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I'm in love. I think I might be in love with it.
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Emotions get. Get involved. I can't help it.
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This envelope stuck my penis in it. I did it. All right, Anthony, we've. We had the opportunity to bring you back. And let me just say, I have never seen smaller jeans. I didn't even know they created that size. I mean, it looks like you're wrapped in a cigarette wrapper, right? Good for you. Good for you. Strong knees, Strong knees, tiny legs. I'd like to congratulate you on your thigh gap. All right, everybody, round of applause for Anthony Stargap. And he's like, thank you, Daddy. Thank you, Daddy. This is for you.
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All right, here's your tips money. And now afterwards, we're gonna go slam these drinks, and then we're gonna go head to Fort Louis to have some more celebratory drinks, and then we'll come back. Selena's gonna make her rounds with everyone, and then we'll get changed and go out for dinner.
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All right? All right, everybody. Cheese, guys. So now everybody changes and gets ready for their excursion. And.
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Just this.
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Usually they try and make it look kind of glamorous. You know, they're like, oh, yeah, putting on mascara. Ooh, look at this beautiful, tight dress, you know? And they do a slow motion with lights kind of flashing as people get ready. And today they just showed Jess, like, running her. Her, like, brush through her hair very slowly. It was like brushing my hair very slowly. Oh, the glamour. The glamour of it all.
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I hope this brush likes children. So now they're gonna go out to this fort on top of a mountain, and demo is like, this is the longest I've worn shoes in six weeks. And my feet are hurting. It's like, oh, yeah, it's great. It is great. And then Anthony's like, I want to tell you something. I'm glad you have my back. I'm very proud of us. And I really love you. It was an amazing season. He's like, oh, and I. I love you so very much. I'm so sad this will be the last I ever speak of you because I put in my time repairing my reputation with you. And now that is done. So we no longer have to turn to be friends. Okay, goodbye.
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I would like a congratulations for not trying to get you fired this season, but where will you be working on your next vote, because, God, I miss trying to get you fired. I'll be making some calls. I'll be making some calls. Meanwhile, Jess is talking about how she wants babies with Barbara, but Barbara is talking to Celine about how she doesn't think that there's anything worth pursuing with Jess, which is quite a turn. So then Fraser is congratulating himself again for not firing Anthony. And they're doing this joint confessional thing where they're like, oh, my God, look at us. Best friends. And I know Barbie sitting at home like, oh, this idiot. This idiot didn't listen to a thing I told him.
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That's exactly correct. So they get to the top of this mountain, they go to the fort. It's beautiful. And now they come back down and the crew, they go to the yacht to get ready for dinner. So they got.
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Why do they always have to climb things on this show? Like, why does below deck insist on making people climb up mountains? Is that just up there? Like, you know what America really wants to see people climbing up mountains. That's just a thing. It's just a thing they love in that country. Okay, so we're gonna climb up a hill, very steep hill. And then they get up there and they go, woo. And then they have like some. Some, you know, flying shots or whatever, drone shots. And, you know, I don't know, doesn't really do much for me.
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And they always go up to forts, old forts and ruins all the time. It's like, oh, actually, I shouldn't say that because there was on down under last season, they did get to pet a turtle. But that's because I don't think there was anything else to do with the Seychelles. They went to that tortoise sanctuary a lot. Like, here we. Here we go.
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Turtles every other episode. Yeah, that was a big moment.
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Stanley the tortoise. Every episode was that tortoise. Yeah, my parents went to the Seychelles on a cruise over the summer. And I was like, did you see the tortoise? They're like, how did you know? I was like, tortoise.
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That's literally all you get to do. You stay at a hotel in the Seychelles and you walk into your room and the TV's on and it's like, come have breakfast with the tortoise. Then at nighttime, we have dancing by the pool with the tortoise.
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Enjoy some Seychelles rum with a tortoise. We are offering complimentaries. Tortoise massage. We let a tortoise walk all over your back. Don't worry, it is outfitted with a diaper.
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Hey, come get out of your shell with the tortoise.
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Tortoise yoga starts every morning at 7:00am it is basically, you sit in a chair and you watch a tortoise do yoga. It's. It's quite a sight.
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So we go to dinner and Jess is sitting with Barbara. And Jess is like, so, what's your plans this evening? She's like, I'm on quiet today because I'm sad. To be honest. I think I realized that I've got a lot of traumas and. Oh, you think so? Yes, I think so. For example, my last relationship, she cheated on me. And she goes, oh, so this is the issues you're struggling with, is it? Trust. You fucked someone in the shower a week ago. While.
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While hap. After having like, insisted and persisted to hound Barbara to date you and you finally got her to. To kiss you and then you immediately Selena in the shower. So, yeah, trust issues may also be here. And by the way, Barbara, sorry, like, we love, like, Barbara to me is my favorite of the entire season. I love Barbara, but like, come on, you've got trust issues. Like, actually pay attention to your trust issues. Like in this case, like, your trust issues are really doing you a service with, With Jess. Like, why. Why are you messing with this girl?
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Well, I think that sometimes people, yeah, we tell ourselves, like, oh my God, there must be something wrong with me. I've got trust issues. No, you're just with an untrustworthy person. Like, that's. That's not an issue within yourself. That's actually a good instinct. You know, it's not always something you need to fix in therapy. If you've got trust issues, you need to not be around the people you're around because they're giving you reasons not to trust them. Barbara. Ron. Barbara. And then just doesn't really get it because she's like, you know, Barbara's saying, I don't to be honest, I don't. I'm not a long distance kind of a person. I don't think that makes sense. I would never do it. And Jess is not getting it at all. She's like, yes. It's so hard to find people to trust in. And then, you know, sometimes you think you did find that person, you know, no, it's not you. It's not you, lady looking for a free place to stay for two months.
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Move along, move along, move along, please. So now everyone orders dinner. And Fraser's like, okay, oh my goodness, there's a child that's crying somewhere. Someone tell that child to give it a break. And Selena's like, oh, motherfucker, I hate children. I know. And you know, Rainbow was probably sitting there being like, come on, Rainbow, you got 0.3 seconds to come up with a disc to Celine saying that she's a child. You can form this together. Come on, Rainbow. Damn it, I lost my window.
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So. So are you going to do another season on a boat? Oh, I want to try. Dechanned slash, Massoul slash. You know, this thing. Slash. I'm not a champion. And he goes like, oh, that's too many slash. Too many slash. Nailed it.
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Well, we only have one last night together, so after, we're not going to see each other again, Kyle, because Celine and Kyle are having a smoke break. And Kyle's like, no, I'd like to see her again. I would like to see her again. You know, if. If I come to the uk, I'll come on down to France and I'll say hello. I will, of course. I would actually like that. Yeah, I like that a lot.
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Oh, to see me again?
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Yeah. Because I hear the bathroom floors in France are quite clean, so I don't know, maybe I come visit you down there.
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And he's like, well, what would you like? First of all, I don't think that that was really romantic. It's just like, yeah, you know, I want to see you. Sure. If I'm ever in the uk, I'll come down and bang you. So how about you? How are you feeling about this? And she's like, no, you know, like, just, you know, to move. To see someone, maybe. Not maybe. No. And he's like, but, oh, well, then tonight's our last night, eh? And then we go home and then we're done. She's like, yeah, it's strange. No, Very, very strange. So that, you know, that's not going anywhere. Not that anybody's surprised, but usually at the end of these shows, they at least pretend, you know, they're like, oh my God, I can't wait to see you. We're going to make this work because I think it's important that like, in six months we get the update where it's like they, they cheated on each other and they were miserable. I mean, we need that on this show.
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Yeah, I think so.
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Learn more@virgin voyages.com or contact your travel advisor. So now they go to a club and they dance and it's hot and it's sweaty. And then Damo makes his move on Celine and they make out in the club and Kyle watches and he's sad. He's a sad Kyle. And then demo's like stay away from me because I'm bad people. No, I don't have problem with bad people. So he tells us this. He goes, I'm not a good person. Everything I do is. We know by myself.
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Yeah, we know. We've. We've watched you. And he does it with a huge smile on his face. He's one of those that's like, aren't I charming that I'm so honest with you? Not really. Yeah, he's like almost shitty person. Yeah, we know.
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Well, it's also that, like that performative, almost like low self esteem thing. It's like, how many, like, movies have we seen where there's like a tortured bully? He's like, don't love me. I'm a bad person.
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Bad. Yeah, that's what I do.
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I'm bad, damn it. Bad.
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Okay?
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I don't have any love to give. Stop trying to crack this nut, okay? Relax, Judd Nelson.
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Yeah, but he just loves. He's like, I love being a bad person. You know, he's like, oh, I try to be a good friend, but I'm not that good of a friend, period. And you're not gonna say no to slang. I mean it like she's gonna be kissing someone. Why not me?
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Sure. So then they go back and, you know, Kyle's really sad about this. He's so sad because, you know, the love of his life just was making out with Demo and Kyle is there in the taxis and Kyle's like, I've never seen Frieza so drunk in my life. Because Demo is also making out with. With Fraser. And I personally, as a gay, I resent and I. I don't know if we'll have the same opinion on this or not, but I resent that the producers didn't even bother giving us a Fraser Fraser feeling like being toyed with gay storyline. They started like, they kind of introduced it earlier in the season. I don't know, did they abandon it or whatever.
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But like, Fraser's a bot. He doesn't have any emotions. The only time he ever cries is when someone tells him he did a good job making a bed. Then he's like, yeah, that much. I'm working so hard for this. But otherwise he's just like, yes, I'm feeling things. Feeling things for Damo.
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I just feel like they put us through this whole rigamarole of like, is he gay? Is he not gay? And Damon's like, well, sometimes I'm sort of gay. And then Fraser breaks up with his boyfriend. So like, okay, let's see what's gonna happen here, and then they just abandoned it. And then there's like, one kiss at the end of the season. I'm like, I would have liked a queer baiting storyline. Personally, I would have enjoyed. Just enjoyed seeing that because it's different than what we normally see. Although this did happen. This does seem to happen to Fraser every season, now that I think about it.
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Yeah. And I think we all know. I mean, Fraser's been around the block enough times to know a demo or two, you know, we all know the demos. It's like the girls on the shows who are like, oh, my God, let's make out with each other to turn guys on. You know, guys do kind of the same thing. I don't think it turns girls on, but they have that, like, yeah, I'm gonna make it with a gay guy. Yeah, let's see. Because they just have that desperation to feel like someone's attracted to them, you know, Because Damo came on this thinking he was going to be, like, the stud of the season. And really, nobody wanted Damo, you know, like, he tried it with Rainbow. That was a fish kiss, you know, that was a bad kiss on both their parts. He tried it with Solene. She ended up going to like nine other people before even considering him. So I think he was just like, you know, I've the guy. I can get the gay guy to like me, you know?
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Did you see Charlie Sheen talking about, like, how he fooled around with guys when he was on crack? And he was like.
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He's like, no, but I mean, I think that that's kind of a normal thing. And wasn't it meth? Why does he keep saying crack? Oh, I'm sure there was some meth.
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Whatever it was, I. I just liked it. He said the quote that I read was him saying, like, yeah, some of it was weird, but I gotta tell you, I had some great times. It's like, it was awesome. I was like, thank you. Thank you. Charlie. Charlie, she's enjoying our world.
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Join our world where you're cracked out of your mind, spreading God knows what to who. Like, gross. No, I'm not going to give that man one ounce of my attention. No, thank you. I see clips of it posted and I'm like, no. And then I saw one of Denise Richards crying, so I was like, oh, my God, what's she crying about? So I clicked on it, and she's like, oh, Charlie. And I was like, no, I'm not gonna. I'm not even gonna listen to you cry about Charlie. No, no, I Mean, just say no to Charlie Sheen. What did this. I mean, little rat.
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I'm gonna tie this all together, which was. I watched about half of Watch what Happens Live last night because our friend Michelle was on as a guest, which is always lovely to see her. And Brooke Williamson was the bartender, and she had, like, made some food from her new cookbook. She's like, oh, these are some. These are some, like, my favorite things. And this is like the. This is like a fig, prosciutto, whatever, Something, Another. And I was like, you know what, Brooke? Let's, like, let's change it up, okay? Because we watched you make that with Denise Richards, okay? You're on a whole. You're on Watch Happens Live.
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Now.
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We need a fresh recipe, okay?
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Oh, don't get. She. She burned. She used the reciprocated. She had already burned on Bravo. Weird.
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Brooke, remember she made the fig thing with Denise Richards with the pepper or something. Another.
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I think it's the Bobby Flay influence, where he's just like, you know what? I'm gonna go and I'm gonna, you know, make a steak. Everywhere I go, I'm just gonna put a steak on a grill.
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Come on, Brooke. Raise your. Raise your game a little bit.
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Yeah.
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So. Yeah. Come on, Brooke. The real. Somehow. Somehow this all comes out to me just coming. Coming after Brook Williamson. Kyle is. They're in the vans, are heading back, and they're just, like, talking about all this stuff. And so Celine is saying, Hugo. Hugo's like, oh, hey, I saw you, Celine, kiss Damo tonight.
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And she's like, yes.
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It's like, well. And he's like, why you do that to Kyle? Why you do that to him? He's not so bad. Yeah, but you're one. You're not married together. But I mean, it's not fair. I mean, what I want to know. This guy is amazing. Do not hurt this poor man. Look is. Don't. Don't hurt this. This poor man who has condom on his back because he just banged someone in a bathroom stall. I can't.
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Yeah, it's like, don't hurt poor Kyle. He's already two people this season. Kyle's fine, okay? Kyle's fine, and he's like all this. Well, don't worry about me. Three. That's true. Yeah, that's true. So then it's. They're back at the yacht, and so Lane is asking Kyle if he's mad at her, and he's like, no, I'm not mad at you. I don't care what you do live your life. You can do what you want. And she's like, ah, you don't care. Then he's like, well, I do care, but, you know, that's obviously, you know, I care too much. And she's like, voila, voila. Okay, whatever, whatever. So, of course now she's gonna go bang demo because he's saying he doesn't care. So. So Damo goes for it, and they go have a cigarette break on the deck and do some flirting. And they kiss. And she says, but, you know, I like Scottish. And he's like, well, so if you like Scottish, why do you keep kissing me? Maybe I like you too. Because if I kiss you now, do you think it will be fair on Scottish? And he's like, yeah, that would be fair. He knows the game. And so they make out.
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Yeah. And then Kyle texts Elaine. He's like, you played me so bad. It's horrible. And she's like, oh, okay, you want to have sex now? Okay. So then they go and have sex. So then now is the next morning. And now. And Fraser walks into their guest room and there's like, lube on the floor. It's like, oh, my God. Disgusting. Lube on the floor. What were those these used for? Ultra ribbed. Well, congratulations for staying safe, making one good decision in your life.
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So now Celine is like, rainbow, you finished pack. Can I speak with you? And she's like, okay, bro, I just wanted to tell you maybe sorry or so, you know. So sorry. So, so sorry. And she goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you are not sorry.
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Are you sorry?
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You're sorry, you know. No, you're not. So you're not sorry. And Rain goes, no, no, I'm not sorry.
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So Celine is basically not let off, though. Celine's trying to do that thing where she's like, I was shitty all season and I was shitty to your face. But you, like, I'm gonna be nice and I'm gonna say sorry, and I'm gonna get away with it. And Rainbow's like, no, no.
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She's just looking at her, like, off. Celine says, you was very bad with me. You treat me like I'm children. I tried to be polite, but you are not so okay. And Sully just keeps staring at her and she goes, yeah, I can't say I'm sorry. No, I'm not sorry anymore. Okay, well, then, no, I'm genuinely not sorry too. Good. Cool then.
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Yeah. So no resolution there. And then we now have the slow march of maids going off the boat. So the experience has been life changing with the guests, with the crew, with a personal growth that other people had, but I didn't. I have feelings for Barbara, for sure. I like her. And saying goodbye is really hard, but it is the consequences of my action.
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Thankfully, they made this section shorter than usual because usually this is the entire end of the. You know, this is the tire. The entire final episode is usually like someone packing a backpack and then they hug every single person on the boat and then they talk about their daddy issues for half an hour and then they walk slowly down the aisle. And this one was good because they were just like, okay, Rainbow's gone now, Jess is gone now. And Kyle gets a moment with Captain Cary and he's like, thank you for everything you've done. I've learned a lot from you, mate. A hell of a lot. He's like, well, I'd love to see you get more experience with widowers or, sorry, future widowers, but, you know, there's a thing about working hard and partying hard, but you may miss opportunities in the future if you can't keep your penis in your. In your pants and the wine in the bottles. You know what I'm saying? He's like, so stick my wine in this bottle. All right? Get your dick out of the bottle. All right. It's stuck. All right, medics. Carlos stuck his penis in the bottle and can't get it out. All right, please leave. Please just leave.
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You know, from walking onto St. David last year and not even knowing what the fuck a shami was, I've learned a lot about myself. Without a doubt done some things this year that I'm not proud of. And I've learned that from now that I've come back with vengeance and I can do it even better. And they give. They showed us all these scenes. It's like they're treating it like we're watching, like, Boyhood part two. Like, we don't need the sequence of this, like, messy, sloppy, sad man who, like, banged Barbie last year, banged Celine this year, and Helene, Helen and a lady in the bathroom. I'm like, I don't need any sentimental recap on Kyle's journey. There's been no journey. He's just gone from wart to warts. Not the warts. I'm just saying he has the words. He is a wart filled person on a wart journey. That's what I am saying.
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So then Damo and he are saying goodbye and they're sitting together in confessional and Damo's like, oh, I Shouldn't have kissed Elaine. I'm not sorry. He goes, yeah, don't be sorry. Sorry. Yeah, don't be sorry. He goes, yeah, I'm not. Yeah. I'm saying you don't have to be good. Cuz I'm not. Can't just. Shut up, Damo. You're such an. You're supposed to be his best friend. You suck.
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Yeah, he's shitty. So then Anthony's like, honestly, when I came back, I was not sure I could do it, but I killed it. Anthony, you already had your goodbye monologue five different times this episode. You don't get to have another one. Okay, we get it. You weren't sure. You came attack. You did it for Daddy and you were much better this time. We get it.
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But now I have wings and I'm ready to fly. Please do. Just please. So then Carrie is like, oh, God, what a pleasure having you on board. Oh, this is with Hugo. It took a lot of pressure off of me. It shows you're gonna go very long way in this industry. The way that you just ignore logging the boat for two hours in a row, which you did like literally yesterday. But God damn it, you're amazing. I love you. Goodbye.
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Thanks, Captain.
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You've already given me this pamphlet. Actually, you can take this. Go ahead and keep it. You never know when that's going to make some good reading.
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All right. Fraser. What a season. I thank you for everything. I'm so grateful for everything you've taught me and that you teach me, and I just really appreciate it because I'm really proud of this season and I'm just giving you something that you can say back to me as proof that you're proud too. Oh, I'm proud of you too, mate. Last season you did well. This season you did even better. You didn't come to me because you didn't know what to do. You only came to me to bounce things off of me. And it was awesome. Although I did think it was weird when you literally threw a spoon at my chest and said, let's see if this bounces. Not the kind of bouncing I'm really looking for, but anyway, had some challenges this season, but you're the one who brought yourself back. It was all you and you should be proud of yourself.
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But while we're talking about bouncing things off of things, oh, I wish you would run this bob by me because I'm not really sure how that's going to work out for you. But you know what you do? You. You're a big boy. He's like, all right, thank you. I will cry a little bit because you've just complimented me. So hold on, let me cry some tears. I just love what I do. I was hired to do a job and I came and I did the job and I really trust myself and that means so much to me. Hold on. Tears will come any moment. They're coming. Are they there? Are they coming? Right? Have you closed up on my Bob? Have you? All right. Is it working? How's my Q rating? How's my Q rating? All right, thank you.
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It's a beautiful Bob. Come on, focus. And that was the end. So happy to put that season to bed, but I'm so excited for medicine. I'm always excited for a fresh med.
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Looks like a repeat of this season. Honestly, it looks like another one. They're like, oh, my God, here's a girl who's. Who's vowing to everybody on the boat. And then, you know, here's all the guys hoeing around. It's like, oh, God. So it looks like we're gonna have another season of this.
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And we've had hoey seasons before, but this one to me, just did not work. And I know it's all about that.
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You know, it needs to be mixed in with everything else. They need balance. We need some hobat. We need some balance in the Hodam guys.
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Yeah, we need a balanced host situation.
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But.
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But that being said, I'm resetting and I'm ready for the med. I'm not down on Below deck. I'm just thought the season was a misstep for them and looking forward to seeing what Captain Sandy and the gang have in due for us next week. So, yeah. Excited.
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Yeah. All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being with us this season. Hopefully we'll see you over on Below Deck Medium. In the meantime, join us Monday at 5:30 Pacific Time for Crappie Hour Live on YouTube, Instagram and Patreon for free. If you want videos and bonus episodes, head over to Patreon and follow us. Obviously, Instagram. Watch what crappens. I'm ronnie Karam. That's BenmandelGur on Instagram and we'll talk to you next time. Bye.
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