Watch What Crappens #3016 – Below Deck Med S10E01 Part 1: Inspain in the Membrane
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Release Date: September 30, 2025
Episode Overview
Ben and Ronnie launch into their irreverent, joke-filled breakdown of the Below Deck Mediterranean Season 10 premiere, relishing their return to classic Below Deck after a disappointing main show run. Through playful banter, savage takedowns, and Bravo-lore references, the hosts introduce the new crew, weigh in on cast personalities, and delight in the return of staple series drama and maritime mishaps. Their signature tone, a mix of loving mockery and genuine enthusiasm, keeps the recap engaging and hilarious.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
Return to Form for Below Deck Med
- Below Deck Main Show Dragged:
Ben reflects on being happy for the Med reset after a “painful” last season of the regular show, lamenting “Instagram walls” and over-styled production gimmicks.“No Instagram walls, no, like, strange close ups of food and slow mo shots. ...To already have an episode that, like, kind of like returned us to some of the vibes of what Below Deck should be made me really happy.” (04:01 – Ben)
Predictable Dynamics But Embracing the Mess
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"Everyone's gonna hook up":
Ronnie bets this season's storylines will center on cast hookups, poking fun at the show for thinking it’s boundary-pushing in 2025.“We've got a girl who wants to fuck everybody on the boat. …It's gonna be everybody fucking everybody. I think just like the other one, which, I mean, I didn't mind.” (04:59 – Ronnie)
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Ben is “sluttiness-neutral”:
“Every below deck season, there's always gonna be some sluttiness that happens. I don't mind that it's there. I just don't need it to be so centered…” (05:38 – Ben)
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Callbacks to Old Reality TV:
“We all watched Trishelle in the hot tub in Real World Las Vegas. This is like nothing new for us.” (05:51 – Ben)
Classic Below Deck Chaos Moments
- Maritime Mishaps Trump Romance
The hosts love mechanical drama more than showmances, cackling over a jet ski knocking over a lamp.“What's more salacious to us is watching a jet ski dangle from a chain and knock over a lamp. Like, to me, I'm like, oh, that was it.” – (06:28 – Ben)
Ronnie laughs at Sandy’s low-key handling:
“And then Captain Sandy just holding onto the rope, being like, oh, steady it, steady it. Slow and steady.” (06:57 – Ronnie)
Cast Commentary and First Impressions
Captain Sandy & Aesha (Asia)
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Sandy’s Never-Changing Look
“Now, let me tell you who's not changing her hair or her polyester capri pants. Ms. Captain Sandy, okay?” (07:36 – Ronnie)
Ben notes appreciation for Sandy’s signature hair:
“She's been going with her sort of like he-man bob for, like, at least, like, seven or eight years. ...I think it is the look.” (08:16 – Ben) -
Aesha's Energy & Engagement
Aesha’s infectious positivity is lampooned as “a vocal hug,” and news of her engagement is shared, referencing Sandy’s influence and engagement to her partner.
New Crew Introductions:
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Max (the French deckhand’s return):
The hosts admit they scrubbed Max from memory despite his “iconic” returning star edit.“He is so annoying. I don't know why Bravo is unleashing him on us again... his whole thing was that he was, like, really lazy. He was like a child.” (35:24 – Ben)
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Kizzy:
Joke is made that her surname “Kitchener” dooms her to service. Her self-proclaimed decorative skills foreshadow future tablescapes and possible sociopathic tendencies:“Kizzy is a sociopath. Like, we start learning. This is, like, the first instance of it.” (65:27 – Ronnie)
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Josh (the Chef):
Dismissed for “wacky clown” energy, with Ronnie declaring:“Nothing against clowns. It’s just that I hate you. All of you.” (18:36 – Ronnie)
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Christian (the pilot):
Skepticism around his “flight attendant gave me her number” story.“I don’t believe that he got a number. ...No, I don’t believe you.” (16:41 – Ronnie)
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V (the stew from Florida):
Shares a tragic backstory about her boyfriend drowning; they both process the dark story with shocking levels of humor.“Yeah, my story is really tragic. 11 months ago on my birthday, my boyfriend passed away…he drowned.” (63:08 – V + Ronnie/Ben)
Crew Diversity & Blonde Confusion
- Ronnie and Ben joke Bravo has abandoned crew diversity in favor of hiring interchangeable blondes, making it hard for even recappers to distinguish between new cast members.
“Let’s just hire 20 blonde people, okay? I want three blonde girls that nobody can tell apart.” (15:05 – Ronnie)
Yachting & Crossing Crew Esoterica
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Recap of the “crossing crew”—the grim, off-season, delivery-only team who never sees guests and tends toward existential breakdowns.
“It’s like working on a ghost ship… everybody turns into an alcoholic…like a horror show.” (24:53 – Ronnie)
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Captain Sandy’s deadpan regularity is mocked, especially with maritime law references and her unwavering capris.
Mocking Bravo, Boats, & Beyond
- Jokes about yachting reality, the relentless preference sheet meetings, and the endless parade of stews who can’t tell a t-shirt from a napkin.
- Skewering of the show’s attempt at plot structure (“nine months later” montages) and forced attempts at novelty, like over-dwelling on install-the-baby-crib bits.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On the return to classic Below Deck:
“To now have, like, a reset button and to already have an episode that like, kind of like, returned us to some of the vibes of what Below Deck should be made me really happy.” (04:01 – Ben) -
On the cast’s supposed ‘hookup energy’:
“We've got a girl who wants to fuck everybody on the boat. ...Which we saw in the preview. We've got like every. It's gonna be everybody fucking everybody. I think just like the other one...I do need more toilet cleaning.” (04:59 – Ronnie) -
On the new chef, Josh:
“Yeah, I already hate Josh, because we know that he's, like, a wacky clown from the previews. ...It's just that I hate you. All of you.” (18:36 – Ronnie) -
On the returning Max:
“He was draining. I was like, the, the fact that they are promoting him, like, look at this guy. This iconic Blue D Deckhand.” (35:24 – Ben) -
Summing up the show’s priorities:
“What’s more salacious to us is watching a jet ski dangle from a chain and knock over a lamp.” (06:41 – Ben) -
On crew diversity:
“Let’s just hire 20 blonde people, okay? I want three blonde girls that nobody can tell apart.” (15:05 – Ronnie) -
On crewmember V’s tragic backstory:
“My story is really tragic. 11 months ago on my birthday, my boyfriend passed away. ...he drowned.” (63:08 – V)
Timestamps for Key Segments
| Timestamp | Segment | |------------|---------------------------------------------| | 04:01 | Ben on returning to old-school Below Deck | | 05:38 | The show’s focus on cast “sluttiness” | | 06:41 | Jet ski vs lamp is true Below Deck drama | | 07:36 | Captain Sandy’s hair and wardrobe | | 15:03 | Crew confusion and lack of diversity | | 18:36 | Intro to Josh the “wacky clown” chef | | 35:24 | Max returns – hosts’ negative history | | 63:08 | V’s boyfriend drowning story |
Tone & Style
Throughout, Ben and Ronnie maintain their signature snark, deploying Bravo in-jokes, reality TV history, and rapid-fire riffing. They veer into absurd flights of improv (imagined crew member clones, crossing crew horror), mix in lighthearted social commentary (“Get a job hipster clown!”), and never miss the chance for a pun (Max’s “visual dildo” compliment).
Takeaways (for Newcomers & Returning Listeners)
- Below Deck Med S10 promises the classic blend of maritime mishaps and oversexed crewmates, but Ben and Ronnie are primarily here for yacht drama, not romance.
- The hosts offer real-time confusion about the new cast, playful skepticism about cast stories, and a running meta-commentary on Bravo’s production choices.
- Fans can expect in-depth personality assessments, jokes expressing both exasperation and affection for the show, and running bits that will likely carry through the season.
Stay tuned for Part 2 of their recap, where more meet-the-crew shenanigans, yacht cleaning montages, and wacky table-scape drama surely await!