#3017 Below Deck Med S10E01 Part 2: Inspain in the Membrane

Summary

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Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Episode: #3017 — Below Deck Mediterranean S10E01 Part 2: "Inspain in the Membrane"
Date: September 30, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode continues Ben and Ronnie’s irreverent, hilarious recap of the Below Deck Mediterranean Season 10 premiere. They dissect the arrival of new crew members, the chaos of prepping for charter, and the unique idiocy (and comedy!) surrounding this season’s bitcoin-loving guests. Expect relentless roasting of the cast’s yachting competence, over-the-top crew personalities, and endlessly cringey “luxury” guests—especially the self-styled crypto bros.

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Detailed Breakdown & Recap

1. Opening Chaos: Crew Sickness, Cribs, and a "Creative" Chef

Timestamps: 02:24–05:42

• Sick Parade Continues: Captain Sandy texts sick crew members Nathan and Tessa, consoling them humorously—“If you don't make it here, the whole season's canceled. So no pressure…”
  • “I'm calling it Sandy and the Diarrhea Heads” —Ben as Captain Sandy ([02:24])
• Late-Night Antics: Commentary about crew members’ questionable late-night hygiene and habits:
  • “Someone just stared at their wiener for a minute in the dark and then put the cover back. That was probably Max.” —Ben ([02:53])
• Chef Josh’s ‘Creative Process’:
  • He claims he’s too creative for Michelin restaurants, sees himself as an "artist," and laments that kitchen rules limit his self-expression.
  • “He’d wear nail varnish, but he can’t because he has to work in the kitchen. And it might come off in the food, but he’s that much of an artist. He would even wear nail polish.” —Ben ([04:04])
  • “Did Basquiat just come on board? Because this man is an artist. He is one thumbnail away from being at the MoMA.” —Ronnie ([04:48])

2. New Arrivals & Crew Dynamics

Timestamps: 05:42–09:17

• Nathan Returns, Tessa Arrives:
  • Both are still recovering and slightly haunted by their first day.
  • Tessa jokes about managing massive superyacht teams and drops a “country” persona:
    • “Take the country girl out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the girl.” —As Tessa ([09:08])
  • Max’s instant infatuation with “Princess” Tessa leads to over-the-top flirtation (and crude nicknaming):
    • “Walking dildo. Walking dildo. Bonjour, madame.” —Ben as Max ([08:24])

3. Preference Sheet/Guest Briefing Mayhem

Timestamps: 09:17–14:28

• Production Joke: Ben & Ronnie mock the “innovation” of separating preference sheet meetings:
  • “All the years of Below Deck, and they finally decided to change up...preference sheet meetings in different rooms. Oh my God. We're here for another decade.” —Ben ([09:44])
• Meet the Charter Guests:
  • Primary: Carl, self-proclaimed “serial entrepreneur,” plus his crypto-obsessed entourage.
    • “I’m renowned in the world of non-alcoholic web startups. I’m really into websites that don’t drink soft bitcoin.” —Ronnie as Carl ([11:02])
    • The guys roast their constant need to say “bitcoin” and throw their wealth around.
    • “Rich screams, wealth whispers.” —Ronnie ([14:40])

4. Charter Begins — Remarks on Yachting Chaos

Timestamps: 14:28–18:53

• Departure Struggles:
  • The crew is clueless about basic procedures (“How do I press a button?” confusion).
  • Jokes about dying at sea:
    • “Captain Glenn is somewhere, like, why isn’t she talking about how everyone could die within the next three minutes?” —Ben ([16:55])
• Bitcoin Guests Take Over: More jokes about how fake-rich and desperate-for-attention the guests seem.
  • “These guys feel like crooks.” —Ronnie ([40:50])
• Deck Crew Struggle: Tessa and Christian can’t operate basic equipment, and Max boasts about “leadership” (“Did you pack your guillotine?” joke about Revolution-era French threats, [31:20]).

5. Food, Flirtations, and Water Toys Disaster

Timestamps: 18:53–33:47

• Kizzy and Josh Flirting:
  • Banter over perfume and bread:
    • “It’s got so fucking much love in it that you don’t even understand.” —Ben as Josh ([33:47])
    • Risqué yeast jokes escalate.
• Naughty Boys/Nautical Disasters:
  • Basic water toys (“naughty boys”—floating platforms) confound the deckhands.
  • Nearly everything goes wrong: inflating, tying, launching takes forever, and the ocean “keeps moving.”
    • “Tell the ocean to stop it.” —Ben ([26:23])
  • Max jumps in the ocean to chase a drifting Jet Ski:
    • “It’s in the motion sea!” —Ronnie as Max ([37:40])
• General Incompetence:
  • Nathan, the new bosun, is overwhelmed and frustrated—“It’s a disgrace…it’s an absolute shit show…” ([38:56])

6. Bitcoin Bros’ Dinner & More Accidental Slapstick

Timestamps: 33:47–43:24

• Bitcoin Dinner Theme:
  • The guests request a “bitcoin chocolate fantasy” party, baffling Ben & Ronnie:
    • “Totally normal.” —Ben deadpans ([34:59])
• Chef Josh’s Clowning:
  • Josh describes literally training as a clown in Nicaragua (cue hosts’ horror):
    • “This is when I started booing my television.” —Ben ([35:38])
• The Whip Fiasco:
  • The deck crew cannot secure the tender (“whip”)—a basic yachting skill.
  • Nathan and Max end up chasing a jet ski, with guests and Sandy in disbelief.
• Lamp-Smashing Finale:
  • Guests finally get on jet skis after 90 minutes; later, the return of the jet ski results in it smashing a deck lamp—twice.
    • “Watch that jet ski knock over that lamp and then knock it over a second time. So, so visceral. So great.” —Ronnie ([43:24])

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• Captain Sandy’s Group Text:
  “I’m making a group text. I'm calling it Sandy and the Diarrhea Heads.” —Ben as Sandy ([02:24])

• On Chef Josh’s Artistic Identity:
  “Did Basquiat just come on board?...He is one thumbnail away from being at the MoMA.” —Ronnie ([04:48]) “He would even wear nail polish. So rebel.” —Ben ([04:04])

• Preference Sheet Shakeup:
  “Every producer on every Below Deck ever invented in one room...Preference sheet meetings in different rooms. Oh my God. We're here for another decade.” —Ben ([09:44])

• On the Guests’ Bitcoin Obsession:
  “If you’re a bitcoin person, do you really need everything to say bitcoin and have bitcoin parties?” —Ben ([11:41]) “20,000 bitcoins under the sea. Am I right, everyone?” —Ronnie ([13:34]) “Rich screams. Wealth whispers.” —Ronnie ([14:40])

• On the Deck Crew’s Complete Incompetence:
  “Tell the ocean to stop it. Cut it out, ocean.” —Ben ([26:23]) “Seriously, this show worries me. Barkley can’t do everything. He’s one man.” —Ben ([31:40]) “You have a boat crew who doesn’t know what a whip is and doesn’t know how to tie a knot. That’s not good.” —Ronnie ([38:40])

• On Jet Ski Chaos:
  “It’s in the motion sea!” —Ronnie as Max ([37:40]) “Watch that jet ski knock over that lamp and then knock it over a second time. So, so visceral. So great.” —Ronnie ([43:24])

• On the Guests’ Financial Farce:
  “Nothing could sound more Fyre Fest-y and con artist-y than this guy being like, look at me, I’m on a yacht. Buy it. Buy the bitcoin.” —Ben ([39:53])

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------------|--------------| | Sandy’s “Diarrhea Heads” text & late-night crew chaos| 02:24–05:42 | | Nathan & Tessa arrive, Max’s infatuation | 05:42–09:17 | | Preference sheet meeting zingers | 09:17–14:28 | | Charter departure & guest arrival | 14:28–18:53 | | Max’s management delusion, deckhand confusion | 18:53–33:47 | | Food, flirting, and Naughty Boys disaster | 25:03–30:49 | | Incompetent water toys and jet ski mishap | 30:49–38:24 | | Bitcoin guests’ on-boat sales pitch | 39:04–40:53 | | Clown chef and the lamp-smashing finale | 34:59–43:24 |

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Final Thoughts

Ben and Ronnie kept their trademark mix of affection and merciless wit, dismantling the episode’s reality TV absurdity. The combination of ill-prepared crew, overblown egos, and the most cringeworthy set of bitcoin guests yet made for one of the most entertaining Below Deck Med recaps. Even for non-Bravo regulars, their breakdown is a testament to the joys (and disasters) of reality TV chaos.

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[Brittany]

But there's so much that happens. Hi everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode then. So now we see a text from Captain Sandy.

[Sandy]

Sandy has created a group hey everyone, I'm making a group text. I'm I'm calling it Sandy and the Diarrhea Heads. Okay, it's to Nathan and Tessa. So Nathan, meet Tessa. She's your new deckhand who is also sick. So if you Hear some retching in the room next door. That's probably her. I hope you guys are feeling better. Update me in the morning. And remember, if you don't make it here, the whole season's canceled. So no pressure, but we, we do have care pack date here on board.

[Brittany]

So get into a cab.

[Sandy]

Okay. Thanks so much.

[Heather]

13 hours before charter. Do not get to sleep, Josh. And Josh is like, you're going to have to force me to stop working. Tampering. And so now it's time to go to bed. And now it's 2:35am Someone looks at their wiener, which I thought was really funny. Was it Max? I don't know which guy it was, but someone just like, lifted up the covers and just stared at their wiener for a minute in the dark and then put the COVID That was probably Max.

[Brittany]

That seems like Max. Max behavior.

[Sandy]

Is it still there?

[Heather]

Still got it.

[Brittany]

Next day, 6am and six hours before the charter. And V is checking the. The. The dryer and everything. Max is checking with Josh. He's like, asking if Josh slept well. And Josh's like, no, man. You know, I had listened to music all day, so I had to put some music in my ear. I found it kind of helped me. You know, I used to work in kitchens where we didn't have much music for years. And I didn't really how much it affected me left that kind of work. And I would go home and I would just shake that tambourine for hours on end. And I was like, wait a second. I need to incorporate this into my patches.

[Heather]

So he tells us that the box they want you to fit in at a Michelin star restaurant is, like, robotic. And he's like, really creative guys. He's got long hair, so he had to get away. And he really sees himself as an artist. And he enjoys all sorts of different mediums. Writing, writing, music, playing guitar, dressing like rock stars, creating different styles of food, Rubik's cubes, penis art, penis puppetry. It's all part of an art form, guys. He'd wear. No, he'd wear nail varnish, but he can't because he has to work in the kitchen. And it might come off in the food, but he's that much of an artist. He would even wear nail polish. So rebel.

[Brittany]

Wow. Wow. Did Basquiat just come on board? Because this man is an artist. He is one thumbnail away from being at the MoMA.

[Heather]

He's got AirPods. So he is basically a Grammy winner. Okay?

[Brittany]

He loves his music. Somebody's like, oh, so you need music.

[Sandy]

Okay.

[Brittany]

But let me.

[Sandy]

Let me find me a little tam.

[Heather]

Tam.

[Sandy]

Tambourine, you know?

[Brittany]

He's like, oh. He's like, got one right here. You never know when you might need it. You need it right now because now's the moment you might need it. Yeah, we're going to Jingle Jangle Jungle in here.

[Heather]

Okay. Yeah.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Heather]

So now Captain Sandy receives a text from Nathan. He's like, feeling better. Be there in 20. How do baby cribs work? So now more cleaning commences and crew uniforms need to get done. Come on, guys. Come on, V. And she's like, all.

[Nathan]

Right, here's how you do it.

[Heather]

Just throw the uniforms in. Into Express 30. She's like, I see. See what you're saying.

[Nathan]

Do you?

[Heather]

Yeah. Go to Express in 30. No, the washing machine, not the store. Got it.

[Brittany]

Go to Express.

[Heather]

I know a dead person.

[Nathan]

We've already covered that.

[Brittany]

Please don't make Starbucks. Being a steward, my technique is called winging it. That's my technique. So now Nathan is walking up to the boat. I was looking for any signs of clenching. It's like, sorry. I know, I know. Producers. He wants me to have a nice slow mo. Walk up to the boat, but I really need to get to the loo. But he says hi, and Sandy's like.

[Sandy]

He's like, oh, my God, I'm so glad you're here. How are you? Did you bring that crib you're working on?

[Nathan]

He's like, no, I couldn't.

[Brittany]

Yesterday was a disaster. Not only did I have. Not only did I have, you know, diarrhea coming out every hole of my body, but I still couldn't figure out that damn crib. But we're here. We're going to make it work.

[Heather]

Yeah. Well, the guys did a real good job. You know, Max said a lot of things in French and threatened to cut people's heads off. So that was fun. I love a go getter, you know? So Max has more experience. He's got more than the other two. So I'd go with Max. You know, just go for Max. I love him. You know what? Max. Max got some. What do they call that? Where they tell you things in your brain and it tricks you into doing it. Hypnotized. He's been hypnotized. So I think he's. You know what? He's basically the captain now. Okay. Guess what? Max is now the lead producer on Wind. I quit. What am I even here for? Max is amazing. She's going to eat those words so hard. She's going way too hard for Max. And this isn't like Sandy, right?

[Brittany]

Right. Yeah, it isn't. But maybe she has a new attitude. So Nathan goes in, he meets Christian and Nathan and V. And everything is just more like, oh, where do things go?

[Heather]

Everything. And.

[Brittany]

And, you know, Nathan's giving orders about, go to this port side, go to that side. Whatever Josh has is making food in the kitchen and Nathan's looking at cvs. And now, finally, we meet Tessa. Tessa, who also was sick, is finally arriving at the boat.

[Heather]

Oh, oh, where is Tessa? Here she comes. And Max is like, oh, dwabble is coming. Blah. Take a look. Give him some time. Just don't name the lead deckhand right yet. Give it till charter three. Before you say Max is president of the boat. Okay? And Max is already in love with Tessa. It's like, look at this, princess. Hello, mademoiselle. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Yes, you. Walking dildo. Walking dildo.

[Brittany]

Bonjour, madame.

[Sandy]

Where are you from?

[Brittany]

She's like. She's like, oh, I don't understand that.

[Nathan]

She's like, well, I thought about coming yesterday, but then the thought. Just thought of myself on the dick. I just couldn't. I couldn't do it at all. Hey, I got.

[Heather]

My last two boats have been 120 meters plus. I'm used to working with the team of 10, 10 boys who I raise from babies.

[Nathan]

Okay? You know, we get a job jobless at the start of the day and have no rules. So in my mind, I'm just like, oh, this will be easier. It's just like a small scale of what I'm already used to on the McBee family farm.

[Heather]

Okay, go change. Please don't speak in that accent anymore.

[Nathan]

It's like, oh, God, I'm not stopping. You can't take the country out of. Can take the country girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl.

[Sandy]

De crew deck crew. Meet me on the main deck after the preference sheet meeting. For instance, a good example of a preference is I prefer her not to speak in that crazy voice. Okay, thank you so much.

[Heather]

Gaze. My first preference is not to let Tessa sing You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings.

[Sandy]

Actually, I'm okay with that song. It's a. It's a nice song.

[Brittany]

That's a good one.

[Sandy]

That's actually a good one. That's a good one.

[Brittany]

Now we have our.

[Heather]

That's a meeting. Preference sheet meeting. Separate rooms. Everybody separate. I like that. In all the years of below deck they finally decided to change up and they're like, we need every. Every producer on every below deck ever invented in one room. All right, what are the new ideas to keep this show fresh? We should have preference sheetings in different preference sheet meetings in different rooms. Oh, my God. We're here for another decade. We're here for another decade. Margaret, you just got a raise.

[Brittany]

I love this idea because before it was a captain telling the heads of departments what to do, but now it's heads of departments telling other people what to do. It's just a whole new show. I love it. And what was this? How about this? Everyone gets an iPad that they can use for 10 minutes to look at the preference sheets.

[Heather]

Why cannot the fine dildo on here? There's child blocks on their max. Okay. Jesus Christ. Okay, preference sheet meeting. So let's find out who these people are. Guys, the primary is Carl. I'm Carl. I'm a serial entrepreneur. I'm renowned in the world of non alcoholic web startups. I'm really into websites that don't drink soft bitcoin.

[Brittany]

Give me a soft cyber cybercrime.

[Nathan]

Oh, so, okay, so he's a. He's a douchebag. Friends of call Eunice, Philip, Jess, Maria da Vinci and his fiance Alexandra, hoping for a luxury professional service on a street.

[Heather]

One day. One day one. Carl and his group want to indulge in the water toys and get ready for their bitcoin extravaganza. Oh, off. Are these really bitcoin people? Who really wants that? If you're a bitcoin person, do you really need everything to say bitcoin and have bitcoin parties? Is it really that big of a thing?

[Brittany]

Like, what is a bitcoin extravaganza? Like, bitcoins don't even have a tangible form. Like, is it that, like, you have to, like, sit there and, like, wait for a computer to find a cake and it's like, oh, we did it. Now we get to eat the cake.

[Heather]

Yeah, it's just a bunch of dudes sitting around going, brah, bitcoin's gonna be at a million by 2030. You heard it here first. You heard it here first.

[Nathan]

All right, well, day two, the group would like to explore the charming coastal town of Ciches.

[Sandy]

Okay, go.

[Brittany]

Cool.

[Sandy]

Okay, so everyone, let's get to it because we've got guests coming in one hour. Glad we read through their preference sheet. With only 60 minutes, this makes a lot of sense to do it this.

[Brittany]

Soon before they arrive.

[Sandy]

You know what I like doing a preference Sheet meeting after provisions. That makes a lot of sense.

[Brittany]

That's such a good point.

[Heather]

Let's talk about the guests and prepare five minutes before they come on board. Okay, this is going to be great. Just everybody walk around and say bitcoin a lot.

[Brittany]

Okay? So everyone goes into different teams and everything.

[Sandy]

Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning.

[Heather]

Josh is flirting with Kizzy. He likes her perfume. And she's like, oh, my God, he's flirting with me. Can't wait till he does. So Asha is happy with cabins, and it's time for the jock. Here come the bitcoin people. Which means there is one extremely homely person with a really hot wife. At least one. We know there's going to be at least one in this case. His name is da Vinci, and he says bitcoin every other five minutes. He's like, yo, bro, the boat the bitcoin built. Am I right? What are we going to see? A bitcoin. Yes. I'm like Captain Ahab, constantly serving for Moby Bitch bitcoin. I do believe that.

[Brittany]

20,000 bitcoins under the sea. Am I right, everyone?

[Heather]

Hey, I do believe that he's rich, though, because he really does have a hot girlfriend.

[Brittany]

Yeah, that's true.

[Heather]

And it's not coming from his personality or his looks.

[Brittany]

No, it's not.

[Sandy]

Hey, hey, everyone.

[Brittany]

Welcome to motor yacht Bravado on Bravo. Bravado on Bravo.

[Sandy]

See, it's wordplay, okay?

[Brittany]

It's confusing to you.

[Sandy]

That's okay. Asia's going to show you around the boat, and we're going to head out to sea and get your first anchorage so you guys can get in the water, because guess what? America wants to see your pasty bodies. Okay? Come on, let's have fun.

[Heather]

So Asha gives the tour, and she's showing them the aft act, the aft deck, and they're talking about breakfast service. And one of the guests is like, oh, my God, we're going to have to get you one with diamonds, honey. And Christian's like, oh, man, I guess I need to buy bitcoin.

[Brittany]

Jeez.

[Heather]

Really rich. They're talking about diamonds. I found that really rich people don't talk about being rich that much. Really?

[Brittany]

Do they know?

[Heather]

Unless they're faking and about to go broke.

[Brittany]

Rich screams wealth whispers. So they look at all this, the whole jet skis and decks and everything. And this guy's like, Max is very.

[Sandy]

Excited because, oh, they are crypto investors.

[Brittany]

You know, they're like Robespierre of money. And Nathan is like, saying, oh, he probably wipes his ass with, like, a 50 year old note. So there's. The tour continues. Torah, Torah. Torah to our tour. The master.

[Heather]

No, no.

[Sandy]

I was gonna say the primary suite's really big this season. I was just gonna say that. That's all.

[Heather]

Oh, it is. It sure is big. And then there's a room with two little twin beds. People are all mad. Like, wait a minute. We're not splitting this evenly, are we? Because this is a little unfair. And Asha goes, you should see all rooms. That was funny. So Captain Sandy's like, I lived in Barcelona for years. I know this marina. Like, the back of my hands are these even my hands. Whose hands are these? Whose hands? When did my hands get this? I need different hands.

[Sandy]

Have I always.

[Heather]

Give me my hands back, please.

[Sandy]

Wait a second. I got a freckle now, huh? Well, you know, I love it here in Barcelona. This was like my old stomping ground. You know, I was.

[Brittany]

They.

[Sandy]

They call me the Gigi Fernandez of.

[Brittany]

Walley ball in Barcelona.

[Sandy]

But, you know, it's. You know what? You know, you got to have experience. Getting off the dock should be easy. And when you have experience, you know where the. You know. You know where to place the people and entrust them. And I trust Nathan. I know we can do this. I know we can run a boat. I mean, it's as easy as putting together a crib. Am I right?

[Heather]

All right, I'll have Tessa and Kristen on the stern, and the guests are looking at their monogram towels and like, oh, my God, it's B for bitcoin.

[Nathan]

Because we like bitcoin, guys.

[Brittany]

B for off.

[Heather]

That's. Shut up. Shut the upper, but.

[Brittany]

Shut the fuck up. But you're stupid.

[Heather]

Okay, so lines are safe. Drop. Guys, Lines are safe to drop. Let's do it. Drop the lines. Blow line. Release line.

[Nathan]

Clear. Starts like, we're all gonna die.

[Heather]

Captain Glenn is somewhere, like, why isn't she talking about how everyone could die within the next three minutes?

[Brittany]

Adventure. So the line's going up and everything.

[Sandy]

And.

[Brittany]

And meanwhile, what? They're trying to leave. But everyone, like, all the deck crew has questions. Tessa's like, oh, my God.

[Nathan]

The. The. The.

[Heather]

The.

[Nathan]

The bridge thing is not going in. The button's not working. How do I do this? Anything?

[Brittany]

He's like, all right, well, you know, hold on. We gotta take the. The lines out. What about the lazarette? We have lazarette? Or what about the forward peak? What about the forward aft? What about the boat? What about the. What about the crib? Are there any ants around?

[Heather]

Here.

[Brittany]

And he's like, having to run around.

[Nathan]

Like, how do I do this? How do I press a button?

[Brittany]

You just put your finger on it and you press.

[Nathan]

But do I do it this way?

[Brittany]

No, you're twisting it.

[Nathan]

But how do I put it around?

[Brittany]

Like, just put your finger on it and press.

[Nathan]

I don't get it.

[Heather]

And finally, it's just like, ask the engineers for help, please. Jesus Christ.

[Brittany]

Is like, ask Bjork, please.

[Heather]

Yeah, ask Barki. Okay. And Max has the starboard. He's a clear channel. Clear. I cut off its head. And da Vinci is like, bitcoin. Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin. Carl says, yeah, there's always bigger yachts, but you can never have the biggest yacht unless you're a Jeff. Bitcoin. Bezos, Mariah. Engineer. Engineer. Engineer. Engineer.

[Nathan]

Is Tesla here? Is Tesla. Please, I'm about to die. I can't get the laser back onto the boat.

[Heather]

He's like, don't do it over the radio. Just go down. He's like, oh, is he down there?

[Nathan]

I'm sorry, I don't even know how to use the radio.

[Heather]

So he's like freaking out because everything's going to shit. And he's like, yeah, I can see this team's not really capable of giving 100% quite yet. Oh, I'm all set. Thanks, Nathan. God, that went smoothly. Hi, everybody.

[Sandy]

This is big one.

[Heather]

Blah. You did it.

[Brittany]

So Nathan's like, oh, God, this is a nightmare. So, like, yeah, so now he's giving some more orders around. Asia's asking, asking the guys what they do, and this guy Philip is like.

[Sandy]

You have a real estate company in.

[Brittany]

Dubai and Carl's like, in Dubai, you can buy anything in crypto. Like, you can get like, even a functional non alcoholic bar there. Brick and mortar. Buy it all in crypto.

[Nathan]

Scott's really into crypto and every time.

[Heather]

He tries to talk about it to me. So, yeah, all crew, all crew. 10 minutes. 10 minutes. And they're like, yeah. And da Vinci is like, yeah, I can order cash to my house. They bring me $10 million whenever I want it.

[Brittany]

Yeah, yeah. I don't get to keep it. I only get to keep the $5. I'm allowed. But you know, it's cool that they bring it in in a bag that has 9,000,995, 000 other than 95, 99.

[Nathan]

But we get it, we get it. You only get $5.

[Brittany]

So.

[Sandy]

Okay, everyone. All crew. ETA in 10 minutes. ETA. Could Capri.

[Brittany]

Capri pants are arriving on.

[Sandy]

On a taxi in 10 minutes. Get ready. Get those ankles ready to be exposed to the sun.

[Brittany]

Get that.

[Sandy]

Get that suntan lotion out because the capri pants are coming in.

[Heather]

Everyone get ready for that. Two inches of pure suntan on those ankles. Everybody. Let's get to it.

[Sandy]

It's like cracking the window in your.

[Brittany]

Car on a hot day, you know?

[Heather]

So Josh and Nathan are talking, and Josh is like, hey, Shagga. And he's like, hey, top sh. I'm gonna behave myself this year, though, telling you I'm on my best behavior. And he's just like, whatever.

[Nathan]

I don't believe it. When's the last time you talked to Gail? I love girl.

[Brittany]

Days ago. I think he's like, oh, really?

[Nathan]

So you guys are fine?

[Brittany]

It's like, no. Yeah, we're friends. Yeah.

[Nathan]

Okay.

[Heather]

Oh, so they broke up, which is good to know because the previews are like, Nathan's cheating on a pregnant lady all season long. So it's good to know that they're at least broken up.

[Brittany]

Which, by the way, just goes to show, like, Gail, like, one of the hottest people we've ever seen on Bravo. And even like this, like, you're not gonna. You're not gonna lock that down. Nate. I mean, obviously he does eventually, but, like, seriously, this is just. This is. This life is just not fair.

[Heather]

Yeah. You know? Yeah.

[Brittany]

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[Nathan]

So you guys saw each other for.

[Heather]

Six months, and he's like, yeah, until Christmas time. Uh. Oh, he broke up with her at Christmas. What the hell? What's wrong with him? He says he cut it off around Christmas time. That's the one you want to have a baby with, ladies? That is the one.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Heather]

Get him now.

[Brittany]

Well, after the season, we went traveling for six or seven weeks together, and then we tried to maintain it, but the distance was an issue. And because of how busy I was working 13 hours a day, I just wasn't sister in a ball. Also, she kept on trying to have me build small little structures, and it was too difficult.

[Nathan]

Oh, well, it's hard doing distance when you're, like, fully commandless. You're fully committed, which, of course, why would you ever fully commit to a gorgeous supermodel that, for some reason, works on boats?

[Heather]

I just have to around, like, well.

[Nathan]

You'Re a young man. That's what you're supposed to do.

[Heather]

And Josh is like, yeah, he's a shagga. That's right.

[Nathan]

All right, put the tambourine down, please.

[Heather]

We don't need that right now.

[Brittany]

So Carl has something to say. It's always such a calm feeling on a boat.

[Sandy]

Oh.

[Heather]

Oh, yeah. Da Vinci says, you gonna buy one? You gonna buy one, Carl? You want me to order $10 million? What's your budget, Carl? What's your budget?

[Brittany]

He's like, I'd say 30 million. I'm like, yes. I. I'm. I'm really glad he enjoys the con. How calming it is to be on a boat. You know, the sort of thing that makes most people want to vomit off the side of it, and then if you know you're unlucky, it, like, perishes, perishes, and you all die.

[Heather]

Coming.

[Brittany]

Very calming.

[Heather]

Well, I'm ready when you guys are. Two shackles. Two shackles. Two shackles. So now Asia is telling V to go run some plates for lunch. And V is like, is it okay to be in socks for lunch service?

[Nathan]

I was like, oh, please wear your shoes.

[Heather]

Where did we find these people?

[Nathan]

Who is this person?

[Brittany]

Is it okay if I just, like, show up in, like, some gym shorts and, like, a crop top?

[Nathan]

No.

[Heather]

Can I please feed the guests? Booger straight from my nose?

[Nathan]

No.

[Heather]

The fuck is this crew coming from? Okay, so then Josh is like, okay, these are sourdough chia butter rolls. Get them out there. I'm an artist. So now time to get the naughty boys out, guys, because water toys need to be out immediately within 45 minutes. This is a captain sandy vessel.

[Brittany]

Yes. So the first thing that has to go out are the naughty boys, which, as you may know, are like those kind of like floating platforms. I'm not skilled in this area. I don't have any experience, but as far as I know, it's like you inflate them and then you tie them to the boat and then you're done.

[Heather]

So seems easy, but apparently it's not. We learned today that it's very difficult. No, that guy Christian sits down there trying to get these things tied for what they make seem like an hour. I mean, they make it seem like it's 10 hours. What is happening over there?

[Brittany]

They've got a lot of. A lot of naughty boy stuff to do. So they are. Yeah, they're like inflating it forever. They're trying to figure out the pump, but, like, it seems like they're already inflated. They just can't seem to like, wrangle them.

[Nathan]

Like, wait a second, how do we.

[Brittany]

Tie this to this?

[Heather]

The water keeps moving.

[Nathan]

It needs to stay still. Someone tell the ocean to stop it.

[Heather]

Stop it.

[Nathan]

Cut it out, ocean.

[Heather]

And Tess is like, should we attach it's something before we keep blowing it.

[Nathan]

Up or we do we blow it up first?

[Heather]

And yes, it's a disaster down there. So meanwhile, quinoa salad's coming out. Baba ganoush, you guys. Baba fucking ganoush is coming out.

[Brittany]

Yeah, bro.

[Heather]

And Carl's like, you still have that 22 year old Russian, right? Da Vinci's like, yeah, we're talking about the chef here. Wait. Oh. Because just one of the guests is like, we have a chef every day, every meal. You guys are not really rich. I don't fucking believe you. Rich people don't talk like this. Yeah, bro, I'm about to spend 30 million on a boat. Really? Well, we have a Russian chef every.

[Brittany]

Day, so, yeah, this is how a rich person speaks.

[Sandy]

You know what?

[Brittany]

I just love to cook. I mean, unfortunately I'm really busy, but thankfully we have this wonderful girl named Pasha who's from Russia and, like, she's just great. And I try to get in there as much as I can, but, you know, sometimes I just have to say, pasha, just do this for me. Which is like, rich. Which rich Wasp for, like, Pasha cooks everything. I don't even go in the kitchen. But, like, if you're wealthy, you try to pretend like you still do it or.

[Sandy]

I love her. She's wonderful.

[Brittany]

We just go to the farmer's market together, and we just. We look at all the fresh produce, and we talk about what the meal is going to be. We sort of arrange it all together, and she executes it. She's so much better than I am. I mean, sometimes I can't go to the farmer's market, so she just goes on ahead without me, which is also rich, for she goes to supermarket, and I stay back and watch tv.

[Heather]

Yeah. Like, who knew that you could find a child locked in an airport? Take them home, make them a part of your family. And, I mean, the way she cooks, it's like she can see into me, you know? God, I mean, what a talent. What a talent. So anyway, do you guys like tuna? You know, it's like a subtle. It's a more subtle way of bragging, but these guys are like, yes. Yeah. We got bitcoin and $30 million delivered to us every morning for breakfast.

[Brittany]

It's. It reminds me of Caroline Fleming when she brought the ladies of London to Denmark, and they went to a restaurant, and she was like, you know what? I love Comte cheese. They don't have it here. But I remember coming here once, and I asked, do you have Comte cheese? And they ran all over the city just to find Comte cheese for me. Isn't that the sweetest thing? Which is her way of being like, I yelled at them and said, I'm a fucking member of the royal family, and if you don't get me Comte cheese, I will never come back to this restaurant ever again.

[Heather]

Right? Because the point wasn't like, oh, I forced them to get me Comte cheese. It was like, isn't the staff here just so. So accommodating? They're just such wonderful people.

[Brittany]

Yes.

[Heather]

So now they're. I mean, this food does look great. He's Josh maybe a clown, but he does look like he makes good food. I mean, he's making. He's making a ton of food. And the lamb chops, they cut into the lamb chops. They look perfect. I mean, you can see with a lamb chop, you can tell. I mean, they kind of. Of bounce off each other when he puts them on the plate. They're juicy. They. They look like they're cooked perfectly. Impressive. Impressive, Josh. I did not see this one coming.

[Sandy]

I have to say, I liked his.

[Brittany]

Like, platter of fish. He just had like all this fish that came tumbling out. At one point I was like, that's cool, you know?

[Heather]

Yeah. So then, naughty 2:45pm Time spent launching Naughty Boys. 15 minutes. Deck crew, deck crew. Can I have one person to the boat for the life jacket to retrieve the Jet Ski? The Jet Ski is now. So we have another moment where shit's just floating out in the middle of the ocean.

[Brittany]

Yeah, it's almost like a ritual at the start of a below deck season. Something floats off into the. Into the distance. And now Josh comes, brings more food to the table. And while that's happening, we see now it's been 30 minutes spent launching the Naughty Boys, which again, floatable. The floatable floating platforms that just need to be tied to the boat. That's it. Just something's floating. You put in the water and you tie it on. That's it.

[Heather]

Yeah, that's all. You can do it. They can't do jet Skis. They're like, oh, we can't get this thing tied. How are we supposed to get jet Skis out? And Carl's like, yeah, I can't do jet skis. Those are really hard. So whatever, guys, the crew are gonna get the water toys in. By the time you finish here, everything will be in the water because everything's going perfectly this season. And I'm sure everything's already out there just waiting for y'. All Gas to and ready to go.

[Brittany]

Yeah. So Max is telling us n tries.

[Sandy]

His best, but I think he's got.

[Brittany]

Different management strategy as me. I am not going to whip you with some. With. With the, the, the. The shame and say sham shammies and say, let's do it. I won't whip you with shame either. And I'll take my guillotine out of my suitcase. Max, you have no leadership skills. What is he even talking about? And the producer's like, did you pack your guillotine? Oh, yes, I always pack my guillotine with me. It's a bit expensive when I travel. But yeah, he's with it. Humor. Robespierre humor.

[Heather]

So Nathan is watching them still try to get these things tied, which they still can't do. And he's like, I think we need to get a system down here. And Max is like, yeah, we'll do an OT course. Shouldn't you guys know how to do knots? You work on a belt. Isn't this, like basic? This show worries me. It really does. I mean, Barkley can't do everything. He's one man.

[Brittany]

Yeah, it's it's too much. So Nathan's, like, mortified. He's saying, it's a disgrace. And he's like, oh, God, this is. This is really terrible. And so they're still. They're just fumbling about, you know, trying to get these toys out. And he's like. Nathan's like, just get the jet skis out. Like, don't worry about these naughty boys, you know? And Tess, like.

[Nathan]

But worry about the panel boards.

[Brittany]

He's like, oh, that's our board side, for sake. So Sandy's watching it all, and she's.

[Sandy]

Like, you know what? This is Nathan's first time leading a team, so I'm not going to apply too much pressure, but I need them to know that they need to get everything out quicker. Because by Charter three, it should be precision. It's like, every time. Every time they start a new season of wind, I'm like, by episode three, this better pick up. Otherwise, I don't know if I'm on board for another season.

[Heather]

Yeah. And it's just a fucking mess out there. And they're running around like chickens with their heads cut off. And the girls inside are watching and cracking up as, like, are you enjoying.

[Nathan]

The shit show, girls?

[Heather]

They're like, yeah, this is so entertaining. You have no idea. Okay, so now it's time to jet ski. And Tessa's getting annoyed. Christian's like, well, when they tell us to do it, we have no idea how to do it, so they need to tell us how to do it.

[Nathan]

And Tessa's like, g not teaching us nothing.

[Heather]

Guys, you should know how to do this stuff.

[Brittany]

Yeah. So it's now 90 minutes that the guests have been waiting to get on their jet skis. And Sandy is like. She's just watching. She's like, oh, gosh. But they finally get on. They finally got on the jet skis. And they're playing around. They're having fun times. And then Kizzy goes into the. The galley, and she's like, here's your knife. And he and Josh is like, well, this could be your knife if you like it in the pantry. You don't have to keep on coming. Coming back to the kitchen to give it back to me.

[Sandy]

She goes, oh, you don't want me to come back?

[Brittany]

It's like, oh, I want you to come back. Come back whenever you want. You can shake a tambourine with me. Yes, woman.

[Sandy]

Okay. All right.

[Heather]

She's like, boys tend to like me. I love, like, playing with them. You know, I've been like, a little Puppeteer. And I'm like, dance, boys. Dance, boys. Like, look at me.

[Brittany]

Kizzy.

[Heather]

Kizzy Kitchener, the hottest girl, the hottest room in the whole house. So now they're flirting over bread. And he's like, do you need some bread? And she's like, yeah. He's like, yeah, it's got so fucking much love in it that you don't even understand. She's like, oh, I can taste the love in your bread. Oh, yeah. God damn it, bread. Yes. Give me your yeast. Give me your yeast. Yeah, it's disturbing. So. Okay, we gotta be faster, Nathan. We got to be faster. Don't be sorry. You're learning. Okay, now, what do we know from you? Last season, you had terrible hair. The whole world told you had terrible hair, and you showed up with terrible hair again. So you're learning. That's the important thing.

[Sandy]

Yeah, right?

[Brittany]

And then we see Kizzy. She texts three hearts to someone named Tommy. We don't know who Tommy is, but he's just received three hearts. We don't know. Do we know who Tommy is?

[Heather]

It's the musical.

[Brittany]

Just, like, just as a reminder, I would love to be part of your company. So here's three hearts. She's actively auditioning musical.

[Heather]

I love that the guests are happy. And now we have to get a bitcoin chocolate fantasy theme party for dinner. Totally normal. So they're figuring out what to do for that. Meanwhile, Josh is like, yeah, you never know when guests are going to ask you to dress up or do a silly dance or whatever. A lot of chefs want to hide in the galley, but I'm an artist. I enjoy creativity. When I was in Nicaragua, I actually met a clown, and he trained us for two weeks on the craft, and now he dresses like a clown. And this is when I started booing my television. I said, no, let's just start a screaming, no. Pass. Okay, pass.

[Brittany]

I wonder if. I wonder if clowning is different in Nicaragua than, say, like, the Bronx. Right? Other regional. Regional nuances that go into the clown arts.

[Heather]

Well, I don't know who ripped off who, but it's, you know, the big lip mouth painted around the mouth. I mean, basically, it's like Lala Kent. It's like Lala Kent in both places.

[Brittany]

He's like, I'm going to juggle, and then afterwards, I'm going to a squirt.

[Heather]

Yeah.

[Brittany]

So, yeah, he is in clown face. And I'm mortified. Mortified for him, mortified for all the clowns. I'm just mortified for everything.

[Heather]

Yeah. I kind of gave up. I just booed the TV and just kind of sat back and shook my head for the next 10 minutes. So V is now hunched over, and Kizzy comes and puts her finger up her butt, and she's like, oh, my God. That nearly sent you flying. It's like, oh, my God, stop it. I like it.

[Brittany]

And then Nathan is asking the deck team to put the whip out on the starboard side. So. Which basically means secure the tender. And of course, this is not going to go well.

[Heather]

So Christian's like, what is that? Tessa's like, it's to secure the tender.

[Nathan]

Even I know that one. Come on.

[Brittany]

So then Asia stops by the galley.

[Nathan]

And says, this is the first time that I feel like I'm over 30. My body is really sore.

[Heather]

Meanwhile, we've got Christian and Tessa trying to figure out rock ropes again, which is not.

[Brittany]

It's not going well again.

[Heather]

And Nathan's like, oh, my God. Attach a clip to the eye. Attach the eye on the whip iron the whip iron the whip. What are we doing on the whip on this one?

[Nathan]

Is this a web?

[Heather]

Oh, they don't even know how to put whips. Oh, my God, Please. The jet ski is floating away.

[Brittany]

Another thing's floating. So the. So he goes after the jets. Nathan's on the tender. He goes after the jet ski on the tender. But then Max goes, it's an emergency. And he just jumps off the boat.

[Sandy]

And then he's like, max, no.

[Brittany]

Oh, geez. So he goes swimming to get the.

[Heather]

One of the guests goes, I don't know what they're doing. One guy's swimming.

[Brittany]

I just like, Max going, it's in the motion sea. I mean, literally, there's a tender going to fetch the jet ski. And so then Nathan gets the jet skis. Then Max has to swim back, and Sandy's watching, like, oh, God. I mean, it's like Keystone cops over there.

[Heather]

Oh, my God. What happened to that waverunner? Why did it drift away? Did it have a date with normal?

[Brittany]

Christian's like, well, it was my fault. I. I got distracted because I got another number from a. From a. From a seahorse over there. So I wasn't paying attention. And so he didn't know how to do the knot.

[Heather]

So it flows.

[Brittany]

That's not. Not.

[Heather]

Not landing. Captain Sandy's like, just that. No. Okay. No. He's like, yeah, we're gonna have to have a meeting. You're gonna have to have a huge meeting. You're gonna have weeks of training. This is crazy.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Heather]

You have a boat Crew who doesn't know what a whip is and doesn't know how to tie a knot. That's not good.

[Brittany]

Yeah, it's not good at all. So Nathan's like, well, it's just got to cut a wee bit hectic there for a moment, but I'll get them on the same wavelength.

[Sandy]

It's like, yeah, do it fast, fast.

[Nathan]

It's an absolute show. I've just been standing at the swim platform watching things. Terrible.

[Heather]

So now Carl's recording himself. He's like, I'm currently in Spain right now on a beautiful, beautiful boat. And the question is, of course, are we going to see bitcoin going lower? Oh, that's what we all wonder today. Is bitcoin going lower or is bitcoin going higher? Let's go back to the charts. The best time to buy bitcoin. Always, always. Today. Yesterday. Yesterday is the best day to buy bitcoin. Guys, thanks for being with me on this special livestream about bitcoin. Buy it now.

[Brittany]

Oh, good. Better bust. Never let a rustle your goods. Your better and your betters, your best. And you're all buying bitcoin.

[Heather]

But also, this is why I don't believe these guys because we're doing Carl voice from Summer House. But this guy, this is how he really does it. He's like, I'm currently in Spain on a beautiful boat. Bitcoin. Always buy it. It is always a good buy. Bitcoin.

[Brittany]

Nothing could sound more fire festy and like con artisty than this guy being like, look at me, I'm on a yacht. Buy it. Buy the bitcoin. Buy it like as soon as possible. Buy it tomorrow, today. Like, get it as soon as possible. I'm like, okay, Mr. Ponzi scheme, how much money do you owe? Like, like, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

[Heather]

Bitcoin's not something you sell at an MLM or something. It's not like they're making profit off of people buying, you know what I mean? Like, they're not making commissions. I don't know.

[Brittany]

I guess people are buying bitcoin. Won't that drive up, doesn't that drive up bitcoin horse?

[Heather]

I mean, yeah, so everybody's buying it, but it's just they're making it sound like, I don't know, it sounds like an MLM cult, you know, like those leggings or whatever we did that documentary about. What was that? The Lululemon? No, no, it wasn't Lululemon. Lularoe.

[Brittany]

Lularoe. Yeah, yeah, I Don't know, there's just something about, like, the urgency and being like, buy it now. Buy it now. It just feels like. I don't know.

[Heather]

Yeah, they're.

[Brittany]

Jesus, these guys feel like crooks.

[Heather]

Yeah.

[Brittany]

So anywho, there. They arrive for dinner for the bitcoin extravaganza meal, which still doesn't make sense. And they're. They're. They're. They're getting upstairs for that. And then Chief Officer Ben's just chatting with Nathan. Nathan's saying it's been a hectic day. You know, it's bad when they have to bring out Chief Officer Ben to have some sort of conversation.

[Heather]

They're talking to the, like, invisible crew that we're never supposed to see. Nathan's like, oh, Jesus Christ, what do I do? And he's like, don't worry, Nathan. You know, when you're confident, then they become confident too, right? You just need to be more confident. He's like, it's overwhelming the fucking shit out of me. Because, you know, we kind of all know that on below deck, there's an actual crew that knows how to do things just in case. But this is bad when it's like they hired a boson who's probably not ready to be bozen, and then gave him a crew that doesn't know what they're doing. Like, we're going to be seeing. We're going to see a lot of barky, I'm saying.

[Brittany]

Yeah, yeah. So now there's some more cleaning. And now the main event, which is it's time to bring that Jet Ski back on the boat. So the Jet Ski is, like, hooked up to a chain, and Nathan has that little remote controller thing that sits on his, like, tummy like. Like a waitress in the 1920s nightclub selling cigarettes, you know? And so she's. He's like, doing. He's like, trying to control it. And Santa, they're acting kind of like this thing is like a wild stallion.

[Sandy]

And Sandy's like, okay, hey, I'm here to help. Okay, come on. Let's be. Let's go easy. Let's be focused. Okay, See that light? See that light? Watch out for that, like. Okay, Nathan, you can do it. Come on. Speak to the horsey. Come on.

[Heather]

All over the place.

[Sandy]

Okay, Concentrate, Control. Slow, slow, slow. Watch out.

[Brittany]

Watch.

[Sandy]

Okay, you hit the light. Okay, let's not hit the light again. Okay? Hit it the second. No pressure.

[Brittany]

Everyone's watching you.

[Sandy]

Okay? Okay. Well, we. Those lights cost money. Nathan, control yourself.

[Heather]

Control the drop, Nathan, control the drop.

[Sandy]

Do your food.

[Heather]

And Nathan's like, it's a big swing.

[Nathan]

It's too swelly.

[Heather]

And then the light double crashes and slow control. Come on, come on. Bring the WaveRunner. And then the jet. Oh my God. It's just a disaster. And Captain Sandy's like holding a string like, look at me, I'm helping. I mean, the whole thing is just not good.

[Brittany]

But watching that, watch that jet ski like knock over that lamp and then knock it over a second time. Oh, it's just so, so visceral. So great.

[Heather]

We died. We died. All right, everybody. That brings us to the end of episode of bloodek Mediterranean season 10. Thanks for being with us. Join us on Patreon for our bon and our videos and we'll talk to you next week. Join us Monday at 5:30 Pacific for Karabi hour and we'll see you guys next time. Bye. Bye.

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[Heather]

I love Aya Olivia Williamson Tastier than Flanderson It's Rachel Manderson she sure is swell It's Raquel, yes we canna It's.

[Brittany]

Savannah Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman let's share with Sharon Eldridge Darn Skippy.

[Heather]

It'S Tippy and our super premium sponsors She's VVIP It's Amanda V. Can't lose when you're with Amy Baldwin.

[Brittany]

Somebody get us 10cc's of Betsy MD.

[Heather]

We'Re taking the gold with Brenda Silva.

[Brittany]

Let'S get real with Caitlin o'.

[Sandy]

Neal.

[Heather]

Put us on a stretcher It's Charlotte Fletcher don't get salty with Christine Pepper can't have a meal without the Emily.

[Brittany]

Sides who, what, why, where? And Gwen Pentland.

[Heather]

Let's go into the woods with guy to subs it's our queen it's queen.

[Brittany]

Laifa Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall Hail the cork master the master of the cork Jennifer Corcoran we got our wish It's Jen Plish she's not harsh She's Jill Hirsch My Favorite Murdo Karen McMurdo we love him madly It's Kyle Pod Shadley in the study with a candlestick It's Leslie Peacock G It's Lisa H We're ride or die for Lisa Ride or baron She's a whiz It's Liz Sarthi always killing it It's.

[Heather]

Lola Al Kalani the incredible edible Matthew sisters She eases our woes it's Melissa St. Rose there's a chance of meatballs It's Rebecca Cloud neat.

[Brittany]

It's Ronit Feldman Maximum love for Sandy Maximoska she's the queen bee It's Sarah.

[Heather]

Lemke we cannot tell a lie It's.

[Brittany]

Sarah tell of son Shannon out of a cannon Anthony, please don't stop at solely and pop let's take off with.

[Heather]

Tamla plain She ain't no shrinkin Violet Coutar we love you guys. If you like watch what crappens. You can listen ad free right now by joining wondery in the wondery app or on apple podcasts. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. Before you go, tell us about yourself by filling out a short [e-mail] survey.