#3037 Below Deck Med S10E03 Part Two: Run, Wave Runner! Run!

Summary

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Watch What Crappens – Episode #3037 Summary

Below Deck Med S10E03 Part Two: "Run, Wave Runner! Run!"
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Release Date: October 14, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this rollicking recap, Ben and Ronnie pick up where they left off, diving deeper into the drama aboard Below Deck Mediterranean. The episode is peppered with their trademark snark, sharp impressions, and genuine Bravo superfan energy, as they dissect crew conflicts, guest antics, and a disastrous day on deck. The central theme: a yacht in chaos, from miscommunications and floating guests to missing truffles and chicken drama.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Spanish Fine Dining & Chef Josh's Anxiety

Timestamp: 02:27 - 03:09

• The night’s fine-dining experience is introduced, with Chef Josh nervously preparing a Spanish-themed tasting menu.
• Ronnie jokes about expecting eight courses “like a clown car,” poking fun at previous seasons' extravagant but minimal courses.

Notable Moment:
Ben: “I’m already missing last season’s guy putting a piece of asparagus—like one spear—on a plate and calling it a course.” (02:46)

2. Deck Crew Chaos: The Outboards Drama

Timestamp: 05:08 – 09:54

• Tessa stirs trouble between Max and Christian over whether the outboards were properly cleaned, shown in a confusing flashback.
• Max confronts Christian, and the altercation devolves into childish bickering about respect and accountability.
• Ronnie likens Max to “Napoleon” with an ego and Ben jokes supportively about sticking up for Christian.

Notable Quote:
Ronnie: “See, you know, even people who punch you for stealing their nose deserve to be stuck up for sometimes.” (07:03)

3. Captain Sandy's Motivational Voicemails

Timestamp: 03:25 – 04:51, recurring

• Ben and Ronnie lampoon Captain Sandy’s attempts to “pay it forward” by sending hilariously awkward and supportive voicemails to Nathan.
• Several playful impressions: “Your team’s in disarray…and I’m not sure if it’s going to really work out, but generally speaking…you’re going. You’re doing great. We love your hair.” (03:32)

4. Guest Arrival: Suitcases & Snobbery

Timestamp: 10:54 – 11:42

• The primary guest, Jack, arrives with seven pieces of luggage—an overt power play.
• The crew anticipates high maintenance and unreasonable demands, especially when Jack insists on chicken at every meal.

Notable Snark:
Ronnie: “This guy’s a douche…Seven pieces of luggage, darling. You’ll unpack that. Punch out.” (11:35)

5. Chef Stress & The ‘Shining’ Impressions

Timestamp: 14:17 – 16:25

• Josh battles his anxiety in the galley, using a wall of Post-It notes for self-motivation.
• The hosts riff on what would happen if Chef Josh had a “Shining” meltdown, launching into a surreal bit imagining Aesha as Jack Nicholson.

Hilarious Bit:
Ben (as Aesha): “Before I murder you, can I ask you a question? Are you…olive oil from the Popeye movie? I love that film. Now stay still. I’m gonna chop off your head.” (15:38)

6. Chicken Obsession & Preference Sheet Confusion

Timestamp: 17:06 – 18:47

• Guests are obsessed with chicken—Jack wants it “24 hours a day”—but the preference sheet system seems to have changed, confusing everyone.
• Ronnie and Ben miss the old format where preference sheets clarified key guest demands for the entire crew.

Notable Quote:
Ben: “I don’t understand what the point of the change was…have a whole staff meeting where you’re like, okay, this is who the people are who are coming on the boat. So everybody knows.” (18:35)

7. Watersports Debacle: Guests Float Away!

Timestamp: 19:56 – 22:08

• Untrained guests are let loose on paddle boards and e-foils with minimal instruction, causing one guest to float away.
• Captain Sandy and Nathan scramble to fix the situation; Tess and Christian fail to communicate or act decisively.

Meme-able Moment:
Ronnie: “What I need this deck team to think of…They need to think of all those guests as voicemails. And don’t let one get away. Okay, go save that voicemail right now and play it for the rest of us.” (20:42)

8. Blame Games & Generational Divide

Timestamp: 22:08 – 22:52

• The crew refuses to take individual responsibility, with Tessa calling the breakdown a “collective problem.” Ronnie laments the rise of this attitude in modern workplaces.
• Nathan is exasperated, Captain Sandy’s optimism evaporates, and the blame circulates.

Notable Quote:
Ben: “She’s one of those people that’s like, well, maybe I didn’t do the work, but you didn’t motivate me to do it. Okay?” (22:52)

9. Max and the Stolen Truffles

Timestamp: 28:40 – 29:58

• Max eats an entire truffle behind the chef’s back, leaving none for a critical dish. Chef Josh panics; Ronnie is incensed at Max’s audacity.
• Eventually, Josh finds a back-up, but Ben is not amused.

Angry Highlight:
Ben: “Max literally just ate, like, probably a few hundred dollars worth of truffle…Fuck this guy forever.” (29:58)

10. Late Night Chicken Fiasco

Timestamp: 32:18 – 34:42

• Jack demands “Xanax and Szechuan chicken” at midnight. Kizzy and Christian attempt (and fail) to figure out what Szechuan chicken even is.
• Inexperienced with cooking, they almost give him raw chicken before Nathan intervenes. They ultimately settle for heating some chili, but the guest has fallen asleep.

Comic Highlight:
Ben (as Kizzy): “I’ve got a chicken Szechuan vagazzled on my vagina, so I don’t know how to spell it.” (33:42)

11. Next Morning Woes & Deck Crew Disasters Continue

Timestamp: 35:56 – End

• The next day dawns: Nathan is tired, Christian nearly injures himself dropping the jet ski, and Kizzy and Tess chat about Australia and “McBee” farming school in a weird tangent.
• As the jet ski floats away with Christian aboard (now catatonic), Sandy blows up, and the episode ends on this floating cliffhanger.

Final Roast:
Ben: “Captain’s like, ‘We’ve got a deckhand floating away on a jet ski. What are you going to do about that, Nathan?’ ‘Fuck me twice.’” (39:26)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Speaker Attribution)

• “Your team’s in disarray…and I’m not sure if it’s going to really work out, but generally speaking…you’re going. You’re doing great. We love your hair.”
  – Ronnie, parodying Captain Sandy (03:32)

• “I hate when people abuse the blues. It’s like when people don’t even acknowledge the great work of Dr. John in New Orleans.”
  – Ronnie (30:20)

• “Max literally just ate, like, probably a few hundred dollars worth of truffle…Fuck this guy forever.”
  – Ben (29:58)

• “What I need this deck team to think of… is to think of all those guests as voicemails. And don’t let one get away. Okay, go save that voicemail right now and play it for the rest of us.”
  – Ronnie (20:42)

• “She’s one of those people that’s like, well, maybe I didn’t do the work, but you didn’t motivate me to do it. Okay?”
  – Ben (22:52)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 02:27 – Recap begins, Chef Josh’s fine dining nerves
• 05:08 – Outboards cleaning drama ignites
• 09:54 – Max and Christian stop being “bros”
• 14:17 – Chef Josh’s stress and 'The Shining' bit
• 17:06 – Jack’s chicken obsession surfaces
• 19:56 – Watersports chaos, guest floats away
• 22:08 – Blame-shifting and generational workplace woes
• 28:40 – Max steals and eats the truffle
• 32:18 – Jack’s late-night chicken request
• 35:56 – Morning, more deck disasters, floating jet ski finale

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Additional Observations

• Ben and Ronnie’s sharp, exaggerated impressions of Captain Sandy and Aesha bring much levity.
• Repeated confusion and frustration at changes to Below Deck’s preference sheet meetings speak to how invested the hosts are in the show's tiny, but telling, procedural twists.
• Max emerges as this episode’s ultimate villain for truffle theft.
• The endless chicken shortfalls and quest for fast satisfaction among the guests are a source of constant ridicule.
• A running motif: the deck crew’s inability to do basic tasks, leading to escalating disasters.

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Recommended if you missed it:
This recap is a highlight reel of disastrous yacht management, culinary flubs, and barely-functioning group dynamics. Perfect for Bravo lovers who relish snark, sharp observational humor, and moments when everything that could go wrong, does.

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Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens?

[A]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens. This is part two of a two part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay, it's before this one.

[B]

Bye.

[A]

Enjoy the show. Night two is a Spanish themed fine dining tasting venue. Six to eight courses, chef's choice. We all know that they love their eight course meals, so now we get to see Josh's version and you know he's very nervous. I'm already missing last season's guy putting a piece of asparagus like one spear of asparagus on a plate and calling it a course. So I hope Josh is up to the task because I was pretty amazing.

[B]

I'M excited to see the eight courses because I think what's going to happen is like, a tiny car is going to show up at the table and, like, one close after another after another after another is going to come out and be like, how did they all fit in there?

[A]

So now, preference sheet meetings over. Sandy wants to see Nathan on the dock. Okay, look, there's some watermarks over here. Need those cleaned up, okay? He's like, okay, I got it. I know I can trust him. I know I can trust him. It's just the first couple of days. Just the first couple of days.

[B]

Hey, Nathan, why don't you check your phone? Check your phone. You got a new voicemail. Huh? It's like, oh, I certainly did. Who is this from? Hey, Nathan, this is Captain Sandy. I'm doing something they call paying it forward. Just wanted to say you're doing a great job. Your team's in disarray, and I'm not sure if it's going to really work out, but generally speaking, you're going. You're doing great. We love your hair. We've accepted it. Now, I used to think it looked like a. A monk from the year 1303, but now I see it.

[A]

It's just.

[B]

It's just. It's. That circle is like a landing pad for a kiss.

[A]

Nathan, answer your phone. I. I want to. I want to show you something I'm learning.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

I pay it forward.

[B]

Oh, I got another voicemail. Oh, what's this one say?

[A]

Hey, baby, it's me, Captain Sandy. BB I just wanted to let you know, BB that you're, like, real. You know, you're real cute, but more in a sexy way. Not just a cute way, but like a sexy, like, kind of wife way. Did that make you feel better? Okay. Gloop.

[B]

Sort of did.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I feel like I've got a little bit of a pep in my step.

[A]

When you're happy at home, you're happy while you roam. You know what I'm saying? Okay, just.

[B]

Just remember you've got a supermodel that you can go home to when this is done. So you're. You're batting. You're batting over average, sir. Oh, well, I actually it up what you fucked. You fucked it up with the supermodel. How'd you do that? Okay, well, doing a great job, baby. Anyway, baby.

[A]

So now let's see what else is happening here. Another deck team meeting. Nathan's like, okay, there's watermarks, and we can't do that when we go overboard. So let's make sure we're scrubbing. Get the hose out and do the rail. Do the railing. Prioritize the railing. All right, all right. God, it's so frustrating. God, they're morons.

[B]

So now Tessa. Tessa is now gonna start some trouble because she's kind of now stepping into kid sister vibes, right? Because she's like. She pulls Max over, and she's like, max, yesterday when you went to do the bow, Christian said that we weren't washing the outboards. And Max like. And we see yesterday a flashback where Tessa asked Christian, have you already done the outboards? And Christian says, I haven't done the outboards because I don't think we did the other side. I think we'll just rinse. So this was apparently very impactful. I didn't really understand the significance of this, but all I knew is that it pissed off Max.

[A]

Yeah. And I don't think that she's relaying it properly. So she's just starting trouble. So Max is like, christian, Christian for Max, where are you? Where are you? I'm not again. I'm not again. He knows it's not. I'm not. And Christian is like, on the bridge. So Captain Sandy's like, okay, listen, listen. I know you want perfection, but when you're showing people how to do this, people follow you, Nathan. Okay? People follow. Wow. You look how happy everyone is. All right, call me B.B. okay? I'll do whatever you want. Just tell me what you want. Just tell me what you want.

[B]

I'm so mad, okay? I start to be really mad if you start to piss me off, okay? And he's like, what? He's like, cuz, you didn't do the out on this side? And he's like, yeah, we did. We rinsed it. He's like, oh, no. Yesterday. You say yesterday to Tessa to not do this part right? He was like, no. He's like, oh, bro, this dirty as. Because Christian rinsed it, because I think he thought that's what they were supposed to do. But Tessa made it sound like Christian said, like, don't even bother with it. Like, let's cut a corner. And it sounded like he just was confused about what his instruction was. And now Max is coming at him hard instead of saying, hey, what did you say to Tessa? He's just listening to what Tessa said and yelling at Christian. I don't know why I'm standing up for Christian. I just think that Max is more annoying to me today because Tessa started.

[A]

Some bullshit and Max is starting some bullshit too. That's why. See, you know, even people who punch you for stealing their nose deserve to be stuck up for sometimes. So Chris does. Nathan's still getting it from Captain Sandy about. Yeah, you know, people watch you. They look up to you. Before you know it, you know, you. You. You call a couple of people BB and everyone's going to be walking around here with haircuts like monks. You see? You'll see. You're going to be a real leader. You're going to be a real leader. Cut. A real leader in the supercuts field. This is going to be great. I'm going to know that you succeeded when everyone around here looks just as stupid on top of their head as you do. God, I believe in you. Get out there.

[B]

Hey, Nathan. Nathan, guess what? Come in a little closer. Get a little closer now. Got your nose. Got your nose. Guess what? I got your nose. And I'm not taunting you with it. I got your nose because I'm proud of it and I want to keep it for a little bit.

[A]

So do you want me to kick her out for you, bro? No, no, man. It's okay. It's okay. Christian, please, please pack off.

[B]

It was approved. It was approved. She's taking good care of the nose. Just tell my nose I love my nose and you know, I miss it, and I'll try to visit it every month if I can.

[A]

So Christian is still insisting that they did rinse it, and he never told Tessa that. And Max is like, but you didn't do it. And he's like, I don't really remember. He's like, oh, it's normal. You don't remember. No. You didn't do a step of washing the airports. Is that your job, man? Is that your job? Push the button. Push the button. Push it.

[B]

Stop telling me this. Start to go to raise the volcano inside the man. Okay, like, don't do it to me. Like, Christian's like, let it explode. Let it explode. Oh, man. Like, what the, bro? Like, yeah, you want to insult me? You want to disrespect me? And Christian's like, max is like Napoleon. He has, like, a big ego. It's like, oh, I'm the unofficial lead deckhand.

[A]

Christian wants to grab him by the neck and throw him overboard, but he's not going to because he already wasted his one chance in Australia. He's gonna go to jail next time, probably. So now they're fighting, and Christian's like, you're a child. The Max's like, oh, yes, I'm child. You know, you can show, like, you are somewhat mature. You're 34. You respect people. At least say, I'm sorry. Say, I'm sorry. You know, he's like, sorry for what? Sorry we have to take your back and losing time because you didn't do. Blah, blah, blah, blah, Green screen trains, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't.

[B]

I was with Tess. I don't. I don't even remember if. If we brushed it. It's like, who is this? I don't even know. I don't know where that name came from. It's just somehow, like, in my mind. Oh, okay. So then Nathan comes by and he's like. He's basically like, stop it. You know? So Mac Christian goes up to Matt. He's like. He's like. He goes up. There's a little bit after their fight, after Nathan says, like, scram. Everyone calm down and get back to work. Then Christian, a little bit later, goes up to Max, goes, hey, bro. And he goes, oh, don't call me bro anymore, bro. Don't call me bro. I was like, oh, geez.

[A]

We are no longer. We are not, bro. We are not. And so Max is like, yeah, yeah. All this job is because of you. This waste of energy is because of you. And Tessa's just like, that's terrible.

[B]

I hate to see the boys fighting, but I know they'll get together, get it back together again because they're brothers.

[A]

Not how I raised him to be. So Nathan's like, oh, Jesus, why are we doing this again? So he tells him, listen, one more argument before we start charter. I swear to fucking God, I'm going straight to the captain, and she's going to make you listen to the voicemail she got from her wife 10 times in a row. Let me tell you, it's not an easy chart. It's not an easy boat to chart. So Nathan's like, oh, God, they're making me crazy. You know? So now it's time to get into our whites because people are coming. And someone's like, oh, my God, I can't wait for my espresso martini. So, yeah, these are hateable people. We already know that. These are hateful people.

[B]

Terrible, stupid people. And Jack, the primary has arrived, and he is wearing. He's got seven pieces of luggage, which is totally unnecessary. It's a power play. Especially because he knows if he's asking him to. To. To unpack all the luggage, he is purely just one of these people who wants to, you know, exercise power. So Asia's like, you're having guests like these. They're very specific with what they like. So I hope that Kizzy and V can keep up standard, which I really need to give to them. They won't. They'll fail a spoiler alert by the end of the episode. Kizzy is serving this guy chili con carne. Like. Like, when he asked for, like, chicken. So I don't know.

[A]

Such an. I'm glad. I hope he got bad poopies from that chicken con car. Well, he was sleeping.

[B]

I hope so too. This guy's a douche.

[A]

But yeah, he's like, yeah, seven pieces of luggage, darling. You'll unpack that punch out. It's like, oh, God, get out of here. So now it's time to go, guys. While the guests get some tapas. Okay. And now they have to start unpacking for this Jack guy. And then V's like, yeah, you know, like, I feel more proactive in this charter because, like, I've kind of already got the idea of it. Like, we do things in the morning, and then we do stuff in the afternoon, like turn ups, turn downs. Like, I've got this. I'm like a sponge, absorbing information. I really enjoyed SpongeBob as a kid. You know, in Spain is called Bob Espunka. That was such an intrusive thought. Okay, Okay.

[B]

I am just so happy that V has internalized certain aspects of this job. Like, the morning. Things are done in the morning. Like, breakfast is the morning, lunch is at lunch, dinner's at dinner. And, like, you make the beds in the morning, you turn down the beds at night. Like, good for her for, like, really kind of, like, wrapping her head around these concepts. It's a tricky one. The learning curve is pretty steep. But it seems like she's kind of gotten through the hard part.

[A]

You know, she's killing me, because I'm not. I'm like, I don't hate her or anything. I just think she's kind of blah. But what's killing me, and I think it's really unfair to her, is that she looks exactly like Rocky to me from below deck. That was below deck regular. Right where Rocky was. Yeah. Ironing the captain's pants. Ironing the captain's pants. That Rocky, to me, she looks just like Rocky, but she's no Rocky. You know, it's like Rocky came back lobotomized. And that's saying something for Rocky, because Rocky wasn't a pretty version to start.

[B]

You know, I was about to say, are you. Is this. This is in praise Of V. Right? Like, lobotomized.

[A]

Rocky is the better version on the personality lobe or whatever. At least Rocky was fine. She was putting cherry juice on oysters and. Come on.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, look, Rocky is one of the very few stews that we remember all these years later. I mean, she was on season three. And now we've had all these different iterations, and we will always remember Rocky. Rocky and Cat. Let's also not forget Cat. I guess that was back then when we only had to focus on a few people, and it was, like, really easy to remember who they were. But it'd be kind of fun if they brought them back, especially Kat. Wouldn't that be great if they brought back Cat? She would hate it. She probably would. She's probably, like, smoking cigarettes, putting her feet up. Be like, okay, love, why don't you just go clean that up for me, won't you? I'm just gonna sit here and have a little siggy. All right. Thank you so much.

[A]

So then we cut to Josh, who's stressing out in the kitchen, and I told you, post it. People are crazy. He's standing in the kitchen shaking and, like, beating on the table, like, you can do this. You can do this. Look at your. Look at your poster. Stop, stop, stop the post its. What are his posters say? Like, caution. Don't do it. Didn't they say.

[B]

What did they say?

[A]

Don't do it. Detach.

[B]

Detach. It's okay. Your clown makeup is actually under the bed. Don't forget.

[A]

Yeah. So he's freaking out, and Asia sees him, and she's like, yeah, there's a nervous energy with Josh, but chefs are all like that. You know, I woo. What'll happen when he fairly burns out? Like, will it become, like, the Shining? Yes. Georgie.

[B]

She goes into a weird Jack Nicholson impersonation that was just a little bit too disturbing. God, could you imagine if the Shining was Asia? That'd be, like, the. The most heartwarming horror movie of all time. Oh, I can. No playmakes. Asia Dolkin, do you want to go ring.

[A]

Red rum? I just thought we'd do a little puzzle today.

[B]

Kids, would you like some red rum? It's delicious.

[A]

Wait a minute. Before I murder you, can I ask you a question? Are you. Are you olive oil from the Popeye movie? I love that film. You did such a good job. Now stay still. I'm gonna chop off your head.

[B]

Right, girls, for tonight, for service, there's going to be a formal party of ghosts in the ballroom. So please make Sure. I have everything ready.

[A]

V, you did a good job on the bed, but the walls are bleeding.

[B]

V, can I. I hate to bother you, but it seems like room 2, 3, 6 is not ready yet. Could you please tell the lady in the bathtub that she has to get out of there if we want a clean room?

[A]

So now we're running plates for dinner, and Josh is like, everything from this table is from Spain. And they're like, oh, wow, that's amazing. Spain. I love Spain. That's amazing. I've been to Spain. I took nine suitcases to sp. Like, wow, Jack.

[B]

Wow. Jack's like, congratulations.

[A]

Starving to death. Simply starving.

[B]

You know, like, name dropping about going to Spain is, like, not that impressive when every single person at the table working on the boat and behind the camera is literally in Spain at that moment. Okay, stop bragging about going to Spain. They're all there. You're present there.

[A]

So they're eating some chicken and Jack's like, I just. I love chicken. I want chicken 24 hours a day. I want chicken at 2. I just love chicken.

[B]

Yeah, he's really obsessed with. He wants a big, big chicken energy. That's all he wants is chicken. See, now this is why I'm like, what? I feel like they're, like, changing up the preference sheet meeting a little bit because I feel like we should have been able to see the preference sheet and they should have highlighted that, like, Josh loves chicken. Unless he didn't put it down there. But they should know that he loves chicken, right?

[A]

I mean, I don't know what's it on there? I don't. I don't understand the new preference sheet thing, how they're doing. I don't understand what the point of the change was because it was apparently one of those meetings that they had before the season where they're like, guys, everybody from every below deck, get in here. We are going to make some big changes. I want to separate the preference sheet meetings. I want to have two preference sheet meetings across the board. That's some weird decision, and I still don't understand what difference that makes.

[B]

I like having a moment where, like this, like, the. The higher ups get together and they're like having a special meeting amongst each other. I like the way that it kind of like quietly asserts the hierarchy on the TV show. And I think that when you don't have that, it's weird. I also feel like it's weird that Captain Sandy, she always goes with the deck team. I guess I. I know they're, like, handling the boat. But like, she should maybe be with the service once in a while. I don't know. But I personally think we should go back to you old style of preference.

[A]

Sheets or even just have everybody sitting there if they're going to do it. You know, like have the whole. Have a whole staff meeting where you're like, okay, this is who the people are who are coming on the boat. So everybody knows. I mean, why.

[B]

Why not do it that way? Like either do it. It's either everyone or only the elites. But I don't want some weird half and half.

[A]

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[B]

And that's getting on a. Is getting on a thing that has a remote control that you need to use to operate the thing. And Christian's like, have you ever used one of these before? He's like, no. He goes, oh, well, you'll get. You'll get it. Good luck. Now go off into the ocean.

[A]

So then the guy gets on the board and he just starts floating around because he can't work the thing. So now he's flown, flown, floated away from the boat. And Sandy's watching it, and she's like, wait a minute. Wait. What are these floating pad things that Tessa's trying to do that's not working? They're trying to. Nothing's working. No one knows what's going on, basically. And someone's like, one of the guests is floating away. Sandy. She's like, oh, God, please say it's not the chicken lover. Please say it's not the chicken lover.

[B]

Wait a second. Listen. What I need this deck team to think of. They need to think of all those guests as voicemails. And don't let one get away. Okay, go save that voicemail right now and play it for the rest of us. So they have to, like, go. Nathan, I think, has to go out on. On the boat and save the guy. And the guy's like, oh, I didn't know how to do it. So he's like, oh, this is a. This is a fucking shit show on Huff and.

[A]

And Tesla sees it, but she's like, I don't know, like, I'm supposed to get on the radio and announce that there's a guest floating. I'm not in charge here. It's like, whatever.

[B]

Yeah, they're both watching it, and Captain Sandy is watching them, watching the guy, and she's like, what the hell's going on? Come on, hurry up.

[A]

Yeah. So then she's like, these people don't know what they're doing. We have to have eyes on the guests at all times. This is embarrassing. And Nathan's like, oh, God, what a fucking shit show. So then they get back to the boat and Nathan goes up to Tess and he's like, did you give the guy instructions? And she's like, no, I didn't. You just. You're supposed to go on the thing, aren't you? And he's like, but I did tell you to do that. She goes, yeah, you told me. Yeah, so could you do that in the future? She's like, I feel like I'm in school and I'm getting in trouble for not doing something, but why am I getting the blame for it? This is a collective problem. No, he told you to do something and you didn't do it. That's why he's getting in trouble for you. Dumb, dumb.

[B]

Another below deck thing, which, who knows, maybe it's a generational. Maybe it's a cultural thing that's happened these days. Because I'm. I'm hearing that this kind of thing happens in all sorts of workplaces where she messes up. And now she's like, yeah, but it's a collective thing. Like, we were. We were taught, right? Like, that's not. I'm not motivated to do this. So she's basically saying, like, you know, it's probably easy for Nathan to put the blame on all of us, but, like, there's just like, no, nothing's been put in place. And then we see him being like, this is what you do. This is what you say. Here's how you put. Here's how you put a hose on. Here's how you pull out a line. He's like, Giving them specific instruction. And she's like, hey. So oblivious to the big picture. He would never fit in with the McPheez.

[A]

Leadership comes from a start at the top, okay? You can't have a moving body without a head. That would be silly. Yeah. She's one of those people that's like, well, maybe I didn't do the work, but you didn't motivate me to do it. Okay? So Captain Sandy's like, oh, my God, never leave those two alone. Jesus. What fucking idiots. Remember that positive attitude that I've had for about three hours? It's gone. It's out the window, okay? They're dumb. Dumbs. Please don't ever leave them alone. They're going to sink the boat, for fuck's sake. Nathan, he's. I'm sorry. Hey, baby.

[B]

Just leaving a voicemail because I just got a sense that you were unhappy when you took a picture of your capri pants being a little. A little wet down there by the ankle. I knew you would not be happy, so just want to motivate you and say, you're the sexiest thing I've ever seen, baby.

[A]

Okay, I feel better now.

[B]

I feel better.

[A]

Get better. You know what? I'm just going to hire some more talentless people to take these slots. Nathan, you can handle it. You can handle it, I'm sure. So now Christian and Tess are on the back of the boat and Tess is like, what's happening? Is this thing attached? And he's like, yeah, it's attached. So they're talking about a waverunner. So is this attached? Yeah, it's attached. And Nathan's watching. He's like, what a shit show. Jesus Christ. Something needs to change. It needs to change fast. Pull your. Pull your finger out of your ass and get on with it. We're looking like fucking amateurs. So one person in here sword, and this other on the Sweden platforms at all times. Come on, people. And he says he wants to have his teams back, but they're all stupid, so it's getting hard.

[B]

They're all stupid. Excuse me, pretentious clown. Chef here would like to say something. Tonight the guests requested a truffle forward menu and truffles are a luxury ingredient. But when you actually think about the truffle, it is of the street. It's from the ground, it's from the dirt. Same as the blues. You know, I'm aren't. I've done too many psychedelics. When I look at a truffle, I say, this is BB King in mushroom form. I think of hard times, I think of harmonicas, I think of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how it goes, baby. Because actually psychedelics, they help in terms of creativity, cooking, that is with them. Because when you take mushrooms, you've raised your consciousness, you've raised your frequency and you're now seeing everything that's actually there, like tons and tons of colors, a rainbow of colors. Those are just your post. Its that you put on the kitchen cabinets. Oh, yes, yes.

[A]

You see all this energy around you, you know, mate, you know, it's chippy shit. I'm starting to sound like real hippie right now. I'm trying really hard to. I hope I am. You getting all this right? You, you might be a drug addict. So then, yeah, truffles speak of the blues.

[B]

I don't know what the you're talking about. That is. No, they don't. The blues is kind of like. And like the blues to me speaks of like music of the people. And troubles are like the rarefied ingredient of the elite. So I don't really like. I like him trying to make that bridge, maybe to justify his own participation in sort of like a social strata that involves very wealthy people going on yachts. But no, I'm going to say this one. Truffles do not speak of the blues.

[A]

Well, the whole thing is stupid. I mean, truffles are a luxury ingredient, but they come from the ground. That's where all food comes from. I mean, even the, even the meat, you know, or dead things. I mean, really, it's. Where else would it come from? Weirdo. So Sandy comes in to check on Josh and, you know, thankfully doesn't hear any of this stuff, but she's like, wow, post this. Oh, I like that one that says vote. That's important. That's important. You just spread that around. Vote. Yeah, vote.

[B]

Oh, it looks great.

[A]

I've got to post it. I've got to post it right here on the front of my shirt. Read it. BB yeah, that's it. Thank you. Feel better now. You're doing great. I think you're going to be great. You know what I think about you? Everything you do is great. You're just a fantastic person. We're not going to have any problems with you. I can sense it. I can sense it. Doing great.

[B]

So then Kizzy has something to tell us. When I was young, I always knew I was going to be a star. By the way, this is because she set up the table and she's really proud of it. So this because of her tablescape she feels compelled to tell us that she always knew she was going to be a star. I danced from the age of three up until I was 18, and then I did it professionally. So I'm used to being praised, and I still want to be noticed for the work I'm putting in. Like, could you please stop doing a box step on top of the table and get to cleaning the bedrooms also?

[A]

It's like, episode three. You're not a star yet. Calm down. And so right after her star monologue, Asa goes, wow, you guys are doing so great. It's like, I've got two suits, superstars working for me. She's like, oh, God. Well, if anyone can be a superstar, then I don't want to be a superstar.

[B]

She doesn't want it anymore. I'm not sure if I believe that based on the fact that just like you setting a table has made you feel like, yep, I have finally achieved the levels of stardom I always knew I could achieve. I put the fork next to the knife, and I basically am an icon. Yeah.

[A]

So now people are getting ready for dinner. We get the WaveRunner back, and nothing's broken. And Nathan sends Tessa down. Blah, blah, blah. Jobless, jobless. Okay, now it's time to run some food. And everyone leaves, and Max just grabs a whole truffle and eats it, starts eating the truffles.

[B]

Can you imagine my face? Do you know. You know me, Ronnie? I hope that when you watch the scene, you thought, ben's gonna be so mad, because I was furious watching this. I hate it in general when the staff eats the food, when this. When the dinner service is still happening, because they, like, often need that food, and, like, how many times do they need that extra piece of cake? We remember there was that one season where someone wanted a second piece of cake, and the staff went and, like, ate the rest of a cake after it was being. After it was served. I was, like, horrified and furious. And here Max just helps himself to this massively expensive ingredient. He just starts eating it, and then they come down to find more of it because the chef forgot to add truffle. Somehow he forgot to add truffle to a plate, and then there's no truffle left. And then Max doesn't even, like, fess up to it. I mean, I understand why, but, like, he doesn't. I was so mad. Fuck this guy forever.

[A]

Yeah. So Josh is like, yeah, it's fucking frustrating. Something so simple gets missed. I mean, oh, come on, Josh. Get it together. But now there's no More truffles. But there is. There's some more. He. He found some more. It all worked out. Thankfully, it wasn't like, a prepared truffle, because after all of it, you know, it was like a dried truffle he threw on top of the risotto or whatever. So it worked out okay.

[B]

But, like. But Max literally just ate, like, probably a few hundred dollars worth of truffle. And I just think it's. And the fact that he's, like, not gonna get in trouble and that this chef is gonna be, like. Is, like, losing his mind. Like, I could have sworn there was truffle here. I think it's so up. It made me so angry.

[A]

Yeah, Max. Yeah, it's Max for you. You just got.

[B]

I hate when people abuse the blues. It's like, gosh, it's like when people don't even acknowledge the great work of Dr. John in New Orleans.

[A]

Well, at least Josh really understands. Start starting to understand the blues now that he's. His truffle has been stolen.

[B]

So exciting times. I was obviously very mad by that scene, but everything's okay. Everyone loves dinner. And now Tommy's texting Kizzy, and he's like, I'd love to hear your voice and see your face today. Please, Xo. And she's like, like, wish you all here. So now they're cleaning up. Jack, this guy Jack just wants bump after bump after bump of. Of caviar and. And maybe other bumps of things. But then Kizzy is Max.

[A]

Just this guy. Give me a bump of caviar. That's why you put it here. Like a bump. And you do that and you do a shot of vodka. Yeah, give me another one. I simply love a shot of caviar.

[B]

Can we go to Ibiza? Are we close to Ibiza? Like, okay, whatever.

[A]

And I like that his friends, all low key, hate him because he's, like, trying to dance around and he's wasted. You know, his friends aren't. I want to party. Mommy wants to party. I gotta be so much. You're going to Bedrick. We hate you. We've been on vacation with you for six weeks. We all just want you dead.

[B]

Yeah. Nathan goes up to Christian before going to bed and is like, here's your job list. Make sure you do it this time. See, there's three jobs on there. So what you do is you do the first job and then you cross it off and you do the second job, and you cross it off and do the third job and cross off. And that's why you know you've done all three jobs. Three jobs. Can you do the jobs? Christian's like, got it. No big deal.

[A]

And Christian's muttering to himself, just chill. It's no big deal. Don't hit him. Don't hit him, no matter how badly you want to. So now it's bedtime, and Jack is in his room, and Kizzy checks on him and asks if he wants water. And he's like, no, you know what I want? I want Xanax and a Szechuan chicken. And she's like, well, I could do crisps. He's like, no, I want a Sichuan chicken. That's what I want. Xanax and Sichuan chicken.

[B]

And she's like, is there any alternative? Like, maybe, I don't know. Crisps. Really got some good crisps going on.

[A]

It's like, no. Only can think of chicken. All I can think about, I'm obsessed with chicken. Give me some chicken, darling, won't you?

[B]

I was like, okay, well, this guy's paying a lot of money to be here, so I do need to make sure he's happy. Maybe I can show my vagazzling, but I don't even know what Sichuan chicken is. So they go to the kitchen, and she's trying. She and Krishna are trying to figure it out. They're trying to Google it, and they don't even. They literally have not even heard of the concept of, I think Sichuan. And she's like, he's like, how do you spell it? She's like, I'm thinking S, E, S, H, W, A, N, T, R, Q, E, R, L, PI. Like the number Zed, A, J, A.

[A]

Z, Z, L, E. Got one, got one, got one right here. I've got a chicken Szechuan vagazzled on my vagina. So I don't know how to spell it.

[B]

Well, I need soy sauce, salt, pepper powder, flour, a camera, and Andy Cohen. She's like, oh, okay. Well, I also don't want. Should we use the chef stuff? And then Nathan finally intervenes, and he's like, don't do this. You're gonna give them food poisoning. Don't do this. They're holding up, like, a bag of raw chicken. Like, huh? Yeah.

[A]

Like, how do you cook it? Let's look on the Internet how to cook chicken. He's like, yeah, you guys can't do that. Okay. You're gonna give him food poisoning. You have to be licensed to cook. Do the job list. So she's like, all right, well, we've got chili from lunch. I'LL just. I'll just give him some of that. So she heats up some. Some con carne or whatever. Chili con carne.

[B]

And the staff, the staff refrigerator, she just cobbles together some chili con carne. Yeah.

[A]

And then all this. After all this, of course, that guy is just sleeping anyway.

[B]

Of course. So now it's the morning. People are waking up. Josh is waking up. He went to sleep at like 1:30 and had to be up and ready by 5. So you know it's gonna be a long day for him. And Nathan goes the bridge to basically complain without complaining. It's just. Hey, how are you doing? You want to hear this voicemail I just got from Lee? Okay, here it goes. I hope you have an amazing morning. Like, you're so sexy and like, I love you in the morning the most of all. So, like, have a great day, baby.

[A]

So now the guests are waking up and Captain Sandy talks to Nathan again. She's like, you know what? You're tough. Your job is tough, but you're also tough because you got to deal with lots of personalities here. Motivation. That's what I need from you. All right, B.B. all right, Bibi. Okay. Because it has rewards. You know, for example, you work hard, at the end of the day you get called bb. So let's try it. He's like, okay, yeah, definitely. Definitely some rewards coming. So now Kizzy and Tess are at breakfast and Kizzy's like, would you like a cup of tea? She's like, no, thank you. That is so English of you. That's hilarious.

[B]

And because he's like, well, but like, like, where are you from? Australia. The prison colony? She's like, yeah, I am. But I don't. I didn't live there much because I went to school in Valley and then I moved to Canada. Sounds like it might be time for some extra references. Hey, I went to an international school, my little brother, for like my high school. And growing up there was definitely weird, you know, but being around those McBays sure made it a fun time. Like you're clubbing when you're like 12 years old, and then when you're 13, you're driving a combine. Like, I got all my tattoos when I was 15. There's no rules whatsoever. Tattoos when I was 15 and strange 67 year old hair when I was 17. Here I am, Tessa.

[A]

So she's like, was it like real school? Just. Yeah, it was real school. What kind of school do you think it was? Cow school. Not that there's not a thing. Scale school. Cows do go to school, you know, babe.

[B]

So what was the name of your school?

[A]

Farmer farming.

[B]

McBee.

[A]

Farmer farming.

[B]

I learned everything there. Triple doors, cabins, corn, soybeans.

[A]

So she says she was a real troublemaker as a kid. And then we see her in a bikini on a four wheeler to prove her point. We're like, yeah, that's a bad, bad kid right there. So now Jack wakes up and he's like, I'm hungry. I'd like some chicken. Is that too much to ask for chicken? I'm gonna have a pump of ch, please.

[B]

They are the. Everyone is. V and Kizzy are doing the cabins. The deck team starts to lower a jet ski, and Nathan's trying to sort of coach them through it and everything. And what's his face? Christian's like, on the jet ski, and he's, like, out of it. There's a hook that's just dangling, and it just, like, bonks him in the face. He's like, oh, I'm surprised he didn't punch the hook. Looks like got your nose.

[A]

He tried to grab the hook's nose. You see, that's what you get. It's karma. It is karma. So then there's a lady who's like, I want an espresso martini, but with the quinoa espresso. So now we see Christian sitting on a jet ski, and the engine's sputtering, and he's just staring at it.

[B]

Like, I thought something was wrong with him. I was like, oh, my God.

[A]

There was one point I thought he fainted or there was. Yeah, something was definitely wrong. Like he went into a catatonic state or something. And he's just sitting there and he's staring at it. You don't even see him, like, jiggling with controls or, you know, like, looking around, like, turning the key or. You don't really see him. He's just really trying to do anything. He's just sitting there, kind of staring off into space.

[B]

He's like. I think he's actually had this moment where he thought, wait a second, did that guy actually get my nose? Because if he did, I don't know if I ever got it back. Do I have a nose? Do I have a nose? Am I noseless?

[A]

So Tessa doesn't know where the rope is for the swim platform. So she's just standing there being incompetent in her own way. Now, as usual, one of the guests noticed that Christian has now floated away. They're like, what? What happened to that guy? And Sandy's like, What the heck? There's a guy just floating away. What the heck is going on over here? Jeez. So now they keep cutting to Christian. I don't. I still don't know what's wrong with Christian. It seems like something's wrong with him. So Captain's like, we've got a deckhand floating away on a jet ski. What are you going to do about that, Nathan? What are you going to do? He's like, fuck me twice.

[B]

Yeah. And so that's where the episode ends. Christian floating away into the horizon and Nathan having to go save him. And what's going to happen? Are there changes going to be made? We will soon find out. But until then, well, we see Asia.

[A]

Crying in the trailer. So do you think that they bring Asia back? They fire somebody? What's her buns, would you say?

[B]

Of course they're gonna bring Gail back. Because Nathan already said, like, I think the thing that's wrong, the thing that doesn't feel right is that Gail is not here. So it's like, obviously they'll bring Gail in, but not before Nathan hooks up with one of the girls so that way Gail can be upset at him and yada, yada.

[A]

Well, there you go, everybody. It's the end of another McBee below deck. McBee dynasty. Thanks for being here. We will talk to you next time. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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