Watch What Crappens #3039 — RHOSLC S6E05 Pt. 2: "Soup-er Troopers" (October 15, 2025)

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This episode is a hilarious, sharp, and often chaotic dive into Part Two of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6, Episode 5. Hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam recap the cast’s explosive “winery psychic” dinner party, dissecting every petty squabble, outlandish accusation, and wacky psychic “reading,” while lampooning Bravo personalities and their signature chaos. True to Watch What Crappens’ signature style, the recappers both mock and celebrate with equal delight, giving listeners a play-by-play of the night’s soup jokes, psychic flops, and gift-returning showdowns.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bronwyn’s Emotional Scene & Housewives’ Response

• [00:57–04:12]
  Bronwyn comes back to the table after a raw psychic reading predicting her mother’s death. The hosts point out how Bronwyn attempts to transition into a scene about her mother's illness, seeking Housewife-style support but not quite getting it:
  • Ben: “She’s like, trying to be, like, cool... She's waiting for a Heather monologue—‘we are women who come together for women whose mothers are sick...’”
    (01:32)
  • The other women, however, are too wrapped up in their own drama to focus on Bronwyn’s vulnerability, making for awkward (and hilarious) TV.

2. Angie vs. Lisa: Height Jabs and Dark Hades Insults

• [02:19–08:24] The Lisa/Angie feud hits absurd heights (or depths), with repeated digs at Angie’s height (“You want to believe something horrible about me because it makes you feel better about being short.” (02:39)) and the emergence of new, creative insults:
  • Angie: “You are a fucking dark Hades bitch.”
    (08:06)
  • B: “Angie has an evil dent coming out of her head. That’s an evil protrusion.”
    (08:34)
  • The segment perfectly captures how a Housewives argument can rapidly degenerate into schoolyard taunts.

3. The Debut of "Soup Man, Bitch"

• [09:08–10:41]
  Lisa stuns everyone with a new accusation: “What about soup man, bitch?” leaving cast and hosts alike baffled by whether there is a soup-based affair:
  • Ben: “I started laughing so hard when she said, what about Soup Man, bitch? … What is Soup Man?”
    (09:30)
  • Ronnie hopes this is Lisa's “Sing Sing” moment—a reference to when another Housewife made up a shady accusation that didn’t make sense, but sounded good.

4. The Psychic Readings: Vague, Useless, or Accidentally Accurate?

• [05:41–29:16] Terrence, the psychic, cycles through the table with generic predictions (“I’m gonna give you a very specific reading: rebirth, taking back your power... love’s not working out for you.” (05:55)) that prompt sustained mockery from Ben and Ronnie.
  • Ronnie: “Wow... Only a psychic could know ... those very, very specific comments about a lady.”
    (06:28)
  • There’s widespread skepticism about vague readings—“Anyone can do that. Look at what we do every single day.” (07:41)
  • Most notably, the episode features a “psychic win”: he predicts a horse injury, and moments later, a toy horse is smashed in a Housewives tantrum (see below for more!).

5. Credit Card & Product Placement Fights

• [11:11–12:20] Lisa and Angie argue over credit card usage, with Meta Housewife logic: “How is that any different from her saying you took money from American Express man, and he paid for your Range Rover?” (11:29)
  • In classic Housewives tradition, any perceived slight—about credit cards or product placement—can snowball into a major feud.

6. Marriage Struggles and Vulnerability

• [14:28–15:03] Lisa becomes emotional about her marriage, illustrating Bravo’s push for “vulnerability” (often with just a flicked-away tear and a patter about trust or being on “different pages”).
  • Ronnie: “Now we see the crises in their marriage. First a month ago, John thinks that Jack can get an apartment and Lisa doesn’t want him to get...”
    (14:28)
  • Ben and Ronnie gently lampoon the way Housewives can be “vulnerable” on demand, often for show.

7. Gift Return Showdown: The Tupperware Moment

• [24:26–25:32] Angie returns Lisa’s past gifts in a giant Tupperware, including a still-vacuum-packed bottle of Vita Tequila:
  • Ben: “Angie, not the horse. Not the sweet little horse. No.”
    (25:32)
  • The decision to bring props to a Housewives fight draws incredulous laughter: “This is so Angie, though, to have a prepared thing and to just have the worst timing, because Lisa’s not even there.”
    (25:13)

8. The Horse Prophecy Comes True

• [33:22–33:52] In a Housewives first, the psychic’s vague warning about a horse injury is fulfilled when Angie, in a fit of rage, hurls a toy horse, breaking its leg:
  • Ronnie: “The guy said, there’s gonna be a horse that gets injured, and a horse literally broke its leg within the same episode. The most successful psychic moment ever to happen on Bravo.”
    (33:36–33:52)
  • Both hosts are delighted by the accidental fulfillment of a psychic’s prophecy.

9. Angie’s Breakdown: Bullying Accusations, Greek Tragedy, and Soup Denial

• [32:08–36:07] Angie spirals, declaring she’s being “bullied into submission,” tossing the toy horse, and denying involvement with any “Soup Man.”
  • Ben: “I am not going to be bullied. I am sick of this. Greek tears. Greek tragedy. It’s getting old.”
    (32:08)
  • “I am not running a drug ring with someone who sells... who sells soup.”
    (36:07)

10. Classic Housewives Chaos: Missed Connections and Petty Insults

• Throughout
  • The hosts highlight ongoing subplots—Brittany as perpetual punchline, Whitney’s MLM business drama, and Mary’s take-no-prisoners approach to group therapy.
    • Ronnie: “Brittany is such a fucking punching bag for these women. It is hilarious... just to take a swipe, like... and I love it.”
      (30:41)

Notable Quotes & Moments (With Timestamps)

• “She’s like, waiting for her... Okay, this is special on me. Okay, okay, I’m ready. Let’s shoot it.”
  — Ben mocking Bronwyn’s 'I'm sad' scene prep (01:48)

• “You are a fucking dark Hades bitch.”
  — Angie, at the height of the insult exchange (08:06)

• “What about Soup Man, bitch?”
  — Lisa, launching the season’s most bewildering accusation (09:30)

• “He pulled out there by saying she needs to take back her power, and she’s having rebirth, and love’s not working out for her. I can’t believe... those very, very specific comments about a lady.”
  — Ronnie, on psychic Terrence’s banality (06:28)

• “This is so Angie, though, to have a prepared thing and to just have the worst timing, because Lisa’s not even there...”
  — Ben, regarding Angie’s Tupperware gift return (25:13)

• “The guy said, there’s gonna be a horse that gets injured, and a horse literally broke its leg within the same episode... The most successful psychic moment ever to happen on Bravo.”
  — Ronnie, marveling at the “prophecy” fulfillment (33:52)

• “I am not going to be bullied... Greek tears. Greek tragedy. It’s getting old.”
  — Ben, summarizing Angie’s breakdown (32:08)

• “I am not running a drug ring with someone who sells soup.”
  — Angie, denying the Soup Man accusations (36:07)

Hilarious & Memorable Segments

• (09:08–10:32) “Soup Man, Bitch”
  Lisa Barlow’s bizarro accusation is repeated and deconstructed at length.
• (33:22–33:52) The Horse Prophecy
  Psychic's horse injury prediction comes true when the prop horse is literally broken.
• (25:26–26:39) Tupperware Showdown
  Angie’s deadpan gift return, including the untouched bottle of Vita Tequila, lands as a quintessential Housewives prop moment.
• (30:41–31:04) Brittany as Punching Bag
  The hosts laugh about how Brittany becomes the unintended target of everyone’s mean girl barbs—and how she seems to shrug it off.
• (28:12–29:16) Whitney’s MLM Confessional
  Ben and Ronnie puzzle out Whitney’s Wild Rose Beauty business and whether Justin’s low enthusiasm counts as “lack of support.”

Episode Structure & Timestamps (Highlights)

• 00:57 — Recap begins, Bronwyn re-joins table, attempts to shift focus to her family troubles.
• 02:00 — Short jokes, insult escalation between Lisa and Angie.
• 03:23 — Bronwyn finally gets a moment to speak, but everyone is distracted.
• 04:12–08:24 — Arguments over texting, height, and evil “protrusions” (Angie vs. Lisa).
• 09:08–10:41 — “Soup Man” becomes the new Housewives meme.
• 11:11–12:20 — Credit card feud & reading interruptions.
• 13:01–15:20 — Lisa’s marriage troubles become the focus of the psychic reading segment.
• 24:26–26:39 — Tupperware prop/gift return showdown.
• 33:22–33:52 — Psychic's horse injury prophecy fulfilled.
• 32:08–36:07 — Angie’s breakdown, “Greek tragedy,” and soup denial.
• 30:41–31:04 — Brittany gets roasted again.
• 39:06–39:49 — Ben and Ronnie wind down, reminiscing about the episode’s chaos.

Overall Tone & Style

Ben and Ronnie maintain their signature blend of loving mockery and Bravo-literate snark. They take the Housewives both more and less seriously than the cast does—breaking down fights as both genuine emotional meltdowns and as expertly-crafted reality TV “moments.” The recaps are fast-paced, full of playful impressions and one-liners ("Close your legs to men who have soup"), and always on the lookout for the next instant meme or viral soundbite. Underneath the jokes is a surprising depth of insight into Housewives group dynamics, performative vulnerability, and the ways that reality TV can twist even a psychic reading into high camp.

If You Missed the Episode…

You’ll come away understanding:

• The big brawls (Lisa vs. Angie, Bronwyn’s struggle, Whitney’s marriage blues),
• How Housewives use props and psychic readings as weapons,
• The emergence of “Soup Man” as a baffling new plot device,
• Why Lisa and Angie are now locked in Housewives legend for physical horseplay and possibly (maybe?) soup-related scandal,
• And that, in the world of Bravo, even a “psychic’s” warning about horses can become plot-relevant if you toss the right toy at the right time.

Classic Crappens: riotous, incisive, and a must-listen for Bravo fans craving both sharp analysis and pure comedic chaos.