#3039 RHOSLC S605 Part Two: Soup-er Troopers

Summary

Watch What Crappens #3039 — RHOSLC S6E05 Pt. 2: "Soup-er Troopers" (October 15, 2025)

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This episode is a hilarious, sharp, and often chaotic dive into Part Two of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6, Episode 5. Hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam recap the cast’s explosive “winery psychic” dinner party, dissecting every petty squabble, outlandish accusation, and wacky psychic “reading,” while lampooning Bravo personalities and their signature chaos. True to Watch What Crappens’ signature style, the recappers both mock and celebrate with equal delight, giving listeners a play-by-play of the night’s soup jokes, psychic flops, and gift-returning showdowns.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bronwyn’s Emotional Scene & Housewives’ Response

• [00:57–04:12]
  Bronwyn comes back to the table after a raw psychic reading predicting her mother’s death. The hosts point out how Bronwyn attempts to transition into a scene about her mother's illness, seeking Housewife-style support but not quite getting it:
  • Ben: “She’s like, trying to be, like, cool... She's waiting for a Heather monologue—‘we are women who come together for women whose mothers are sick...’”
    (01:32)
  • The other women, however, are too wrapped up in their own drama to focus on Bronwyn’s vulnerability, making for awkward (and hilarious) TV.

2. Angie vs. Lisa: Height Jabs and Dark Hades Insults

• [02:19–08:24] The Lisa/Angie feud hits absurd heights (or depths), with repeated digs at Angie’s height (“You want to believe something horrible about me because it makes you feel better about being short.” (02:39)) and the emergence of new, creative insults:
  • Angie: “You are a fucking dark Hades bitch.”
    (08:06)
  • B: “Angie has an evil dent coming out of her head. That’s an evil protrusion.”
    (08:34)
  • The segment perfectly captures how a Housewives argument can rapidly degenerate into schoolyard taunts.

3. The Debut of "Soup Man, Bitch"

• [09:08–10:41]
  Lisa stuns everyone with a new accusation: “What about soup man, bitch?” leaving cast and hosts alike baffled by whether there is a soup-based affair:
  • Ben: “I started laughing so hard when she said, what about Soup Man, bitch? … What is Soup Man?”
    (09:30)
  • Ronnie hopes this is Lisa's “Sing Sing” moment—a reference to when another Housewife made up a shady accusation that didn’t make sense, but sounded good.

4. The Psychic Readings: Vague, Useless, or Accidentally Accurate?

• [05:41–29:16] Terrence, the psychic, cycles through the table with generic predictions (“I’m gonna give you a very specific reading: rebirth, taking back your power... love’s not working out for you.” (05:55)) that prompt sustained mockery from Ben and Ronnie.
  • Ronnie: “Wow... Only a psychic could know ... those very, very specific comments about a lady.”
    (06:28)
  • There’s widespread skepticism about vague readings—“Anyone can do that. Look at what we do every single day.” (07:41)
  • Most notably, the episode features a “psychic win”: he predicts a horse injury, and moments later, a toy horse is smashed in a Housewives tantrum (see below for more!).

5. Credit Card & Product Placement Fights

• [11:11–12:20] Lisa and Angie argue over credit card usage, with Meta Housewife logic: “How is that any different from her saying you took money from American Express man, and he paid for your Range Rover?” (11:29)
  • In classic Housewives tradition, any perceived slight—about credit cards or product placement—can snowball into a major feud.

6. Marriage Struggles and Vulnerability

• [14:28–15:03] Lisa becomes emotional about her marriage, illustrating Bravo’s push for “vulnerability” (often with just a flicked-away tear and a patter about trust or being on “different pages”).
  • Ronnie: “Now we see the crises in their marriage. First a month ago, John thinks that Jack can get an apartment and Lisa doesn’t want him to get...”
    (14:28)
  • Ben and Ronnie gently lampoon the way Housewives can be “vulnerable” on demand, often for show.

7. Gift Return Showdown: The Tupperware Moment

• [24:26–25:32] Angie returns Lisa’s past gifts in a giant Tupperware, including a still-vacuum-packed bottle of Vita Tequila:
  • Ben: “Angie, not the horse. Not the sweet little horse. No.”
    (25:32)
  • The decision to bring props to a Housewives fight draws incredulous laughter: “This is so Angie, though, to have a prepared thing and to just have the worst timing, because Lisa’s not even there.”
    (25:13)

8. The Horse Prophecy Comes True

• [33:22–33:52] In a Housewives first, the psychic’s vague warning about a horse injury is fulfilled when Angie, in a fit of rage, hurls a toy horse, breaking its leg:
  • Ronnie: “The guy said, there’s gonna be a horse that gets injured, and a horse literally broke its leg within the same episode. The most successful psychic moment ever to happen on Bravo.”
    (33:36–33:52)
  • Both hosts are delighted by the accidental fulfillment of a psychic’s prophecy.

9. Angie’s Breakdown: Bullying Accusations, Greek Tragedy, and Soup Denial

• [32:08–36:07] Angie spirals, declaring she’s being “bullied into submission,” tossing the toy horse, and denying involvement with any “Soup Man.”
  • Ben: “I am not going to be bullied. I am sick of this. Greek tears. Greek tragedy. It’s getting old.”
    (32:08)
  • “I am not running a drug ring with someone who sells... who sells soup.”
    (36:07)

10. Classic Housewives Chaos: Missed Connections and Petty Insults

• Throughout
  • The hosts highlight ongoing subplots—Brittany as perpetual punchline, Whitney’s MLM business drama, and Mary’s take-no-prisoners approach to group therapy.
    • Ronnie: “Brittany is such a fucking punching bag for these women. It is hilarious... just to take a swipe, like... and I love it.”
      (30:41)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (With Timestamps)

• “She’s like, waiting for her... Okay, this is special on me. Okay, okay, I’m ready. Let’s shoot it.”
  — Ben mocking Bronwyn’s 'I'm sad' scene prep (01:48)

• “You are a fucking dark Hades bitch.”
  — Angie, at the height of the insult exchange (08:06)

• “What about Soup Man, bitch?”
  — Lisa, launching the season’s most bewildering accusation (09:30)

• “He pulled out there by saying she needs to take back her power, and she’s having rebirth, and love’s not working out for her. I can’t believe... those very, very specific comments about a lady.”
  — Ronnie, on psychic Terrence’s banality (06:28)

• “This is so Angie, though, to have a prepared thing and to just have the worst timing, because Lisa’s not even there...”
  — Ben, regarding Angie’s Tupperware gift return (25:13)

• “The guy said, there’s gonna be a horse that gets injured, and a horse literally broke its leg within the same episode... The most successful psychic moment ever to happen on Bravo.”
  — Ronnie, marveling at the “prophecy” fulfillment (33:52)

• “I am not going to be bullied... Greek tears. Greek tragedy. It’s getting old.”
  — Ben, summarizing Angie’s breakdown (32:08)

• “I am not running a drug ring with someone who sells soup.”
  — Angie, denying the Soup Man accusations (36:07)

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Hilarious & Memorable Segments

• (09:08–10:32) “Soup Man, Bitch”
  Lisa Barlow’s bizarro accusation is repeated and deconstructed at length.
• (33:22–33:52) The Horse Prophecy
  Psychic's horse injury prediction comes true when the prop horse is literally broken.
• (25:26–26:39) Tupperware Showdown
  Angie’s deadpan gift return, including the untouched bottle of Vita Tequila, lands as a quintessential Housewives prop moment.
• (30:41–31:04) Brittany as Punching Bag
  The hosts laugh about how Brittany becomes the unintended target of everyone’s mean girl barbs—and how she seems to shrug it off.
• (28:12–29:16) Whitney’s MLM Confessional
  Ben and Ronnie puzzle out Whitney’s Wild Rose Beauty business and whether Justin’s low enthusiasm counts as “lack of support.”

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Episode Structure & Timestamps (Highlights)

• 00:57 — Recap begins, Bronwyn re-joins table, attempts to shift focus to her family troubles.
• 02:00 — Short jokes, insult escalation between Lisa and Angie.
• 03:23 — Bronwyn finally gets a moment to speak, but everyone is distracted.
• 04:12–08:24 — Arguments over texting, height, and evil “protrusions” (Angie vs. Lisa).
• 09:08–10:41 — “Soup Man” becomes the new Housewives meme.
• 11:11–12:20 — Credit card feud & reading interruptions.
• 13:01–15:20 — Lisa’s marriage troubles become the focus of the psychic reading segment.
• 24:26–26:39 — Tupperware prop/gift return showdown.
• 33:22–33:52 — Psychic's horse injury prophecy fulfilled.
• 32:08–36:07 — Angie’s breakdown, “Greek tragedy,” and soup denial.
• 30:41–31:04 — Brittany gets roasted again.
• 39:06–39:49 — Ben and Ronnie wind down, reminiscing about the episode’s chaos.

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Overall Tone & Style

Ben and Ronnie maintain their signature blend of loving mockery and Bravo-literate snark. They take the Housewives both more and less seriously than the cast does—breaking down fights as both genuine emotional meltdowns and as expertly-crafted reality TV “moments.” The recaps are fast-paced, full of playful impressions and one-liners ("Close your legs to men who have soup"), and always on the lookout for the next instant meme or viral soundbite. Underneath the jokes is a surprising depth of insight into Housewives group dynamics, performative vulnerability, and the ways that reality TV can twist even a psychic reading into high camp.

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If You Missed the Episode…

You’ll come away understanding:

• The big brawls (Lisa vs. Angie, Bronwyn’s struggle, Whitney’s marriage blues),
• How Housewives use props and psychic readings as weapons,
• The emergence of “Soup Man” as a baffling new plot device,
• Why Lisa and Angie are now locked in Housewives legend for physical horseplay and possibly (maybe?) soup-related scandal,
• And that, in the world of Bravo, even a “psychic’s” warning about horses can become plot-relevant if you toss the right toy at the right time.

Classic Crappens: riotous, incisive, and a must-listen for Bravo fans craving both sharp analysis and pure comedic chaos.

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[B]

Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Hello and welcome to Watch what Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. Meanwhile, Brahman has returned to the table, and she is shattered from this reading. That's like, your mom's gonna die. And she's sitting there like, she's like. She's like. She's like, not. She's, like, nodding from every body part. Every body part of her is nodding. She's like. She's, like, trying to be, like, cool.

[A]

But she's like, she's nodding and she's trying. She's, like, clearly trying to transition into the my mom's sick, you guys scene where everybody's like, oh, my God, we're women. Like, she's waiting for a Heather monologue. Like, we are women who come together for women whose mothers are sick or whatever.

[B]

She's waiting for her.

[A]

She's like, okay, this is special on me. Okay. Okay, I'm ready. Let's shoot it. You're short. You're so short. Brahms was like, okay, I'm just gonna hold. I'm gonna sit here and vamp. I'm going to just be vamping over here.

[B]

You do platforms? I have platforms.

[A]

Okay. Surely they will notice that I'm crying soon. Can anybody hand me a tissue? Yeah, here's.

[B]

I'm sorry, Bronwyn, you look shattered. But I'm going to go do my reading now, okay? If you want to do a speech, you'll have to wait for me.

[A]

Bronwyn needs a Tissue. Just don't hold it up too close to Angie or she'll disappear because she's so short.

[B]

You start it. Okay, Angie, you start up. You start it. And you can't take anything back. You start it. Aunt Angie, have some respect for my event at a winery in Utah that serves enchante while you eat salmon from a waffle cone. Have respect for my event, bitch.

[A]

Those are my cards. You started it. You know what? We're not getting anywhere. Because you want to believe something horrible about me? Because it makes you feel better about being short.

[B]

I am not short. I am someone who is tall. And I do tall.

[A]

You.

[B]

You do. Last hall. Ha. So Whitney's like at this point, they'll be haunting each other in the next life. They're never going to shut up. They both want the last word. So then Meredith, meanwhile, she finally gets. She has that moment where your phone has been dead for a while and then you plugged. You plugged it in and suddenly the apple logo pops up. Wait a second. Rollin's crying like a little toddler.

[A]

You guys, stop it. Stop. You need to stop for a minute. You need to stop.

[B]

Someone here is crying. We need to address it. Brawin, you have the floor. Yeah. Well, thank you. Huh. Both my parents are really struggling right now. Health wise. It's a lot and you know, it's been hard for them to hear. Brittany called me a gold digger, so, you know, thanks a lot for that. Just a big transition to have my mom living with me. And I love her so much and. I don't know, he said I should make peace with her and I need to figure out relationship. I'm just. What I'm just trying to say is you guys, both of you, don't say stuff about people's kids. Please don't say stuff that's too far. There's gotta be a boundary. Cause kids like me, I was a kid once, get damaged. Do you understand? Have I brought us together? Have I healed us all? Yeah.

[A]

Same, same, same. I feel the same. That's why I don't want to go low with you. And you know what? I've even you that. Remember when I told you that I don't want to go low with you, but I have to go low with you. Cuz you're really short. That's the only way to talk to you. I have to like bend down. I have to squat down to talk to her. That's how short she is.

[B]

Yeah. This is what she does.

[A]

You know what she does?

[B]

She goes low.

[A]

Yeah. Do you even read what you write on the. On the messages? Because that was really hurtful. It was so hurtful. You guys, did you hear what Bronwyn just said? God. She just said her mom. Her mom. I wasn't really listening either. What did Bronwyn just say?

[B]

She said that my toddler is ready for his binky. So come on, let's hurry it up.

[A]

Why didn't your toddler ask me for a binky? I'm, like, the head of the binky society. Why wouldn't you ask me?

[B]

I don't want. I don't want to do this, okay? I don't want to be here with Bronwyn. She can leave. It's like. No, you can leave. You can leave. You can leave. No, you can leave. You can leave. You're ruining Bronwyn's crying scene. No, see, why do you have to do that? Like, why do you have to fucking do that? Just, like, shut up for once, okay? Because I want to be here while Bronwyn cries.

[A]

Why did you send a nasty ass text? Why did you send a nasty ass text to begin with? You guys, look. Look at Britney and I hugging. We're even hugging. I hate Britney, and I'm hugging her while you two fucking ruin each other's lives. Does nobody understand? That psychic just saw Todd in a jockstrap.

[B]

Lisa, you are such a. You say, and you won't even listen. And now we go to Heather's reading, and Terence is like, I'm gonna give you a very specific reading, okay? What I'm picking up is rebirth.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

Taking back your birth.

[A]

I just got rid of those little.

[B]

No, it's rebirth. Rebirth. Oh, Reba. I. You know, I never really listened to her music, but I love the idea that I'm gonna give birth to her.

[A]

Oh, wait. I'm getting a voice coming through. It says, how dare you, Heather Dubrow. Sorry. He's like, yeah, I really think that this is a time for you to, like, take back your power. Do you feel like love's not working out for you? Oh, my God. Even the psychic knows I'm always single. What the hell?

[B]

Wow. I love that. Very specific. Only a psychic could know information. He pulled out there by saying that she needs to take back her power, and she's having rebirth, and love's not working out for you. I can't believe. I can't believe was able to pull out those things. Those very, very specific comments about a lady.

[A]

Yeah, but we really do expect too much of psychics. I mean, we're all kind of going through basic things, right? It's like you can sit anybody down and be like, oh, my God, I sense that somebody hurt your feelings lately. You know, of course we're all going to be like, yes. I mean, somehow, like the UPS guy, probably recently. But, you know, like, we want, like, really specific things. You know, it's like, Ronnie, you really need to stop pulling lint out of your belly buttons and then putting it back in there to see how big you can make it get coming down. Like, I need something like that. You really know me. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah. I think also, I always thought a psychic would tell you what's coming in the future and. Psychic and. But, like, for someone to intuit something about me and then just give me advice when they don't even know me, I'm like, I. That's fine, but that's not special.

[A]

Yeah. I didn't come to you for.

[B]

Anyone can do that. Look at what we do. Every single day.

[A]

You're giving readings on Instagram. I don't want your advice. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah, exactly. So back to the fighting. You want this perfect image about you, and you want to ruin everyone else. Okay. You want to ruin everyone else. I never said I'm perfect. Lisa, Lisa, do you want to stay good with Angie? You know what?

[A]

You are a fucking dark Hades bitch.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

You're. You're dark as Hades, and it matches your dark hair color. She's like, oh, yeah, you know what? You protrude evil. You're like. You're like, yeah, you protrude it.

[B]

No, you protrude that.

[A]

You do. You protrude evil.

[B]

I'm non Hades. I'm anti Hades. I'm like, protrude evil.

[A]

What are either of them even saying right now?

[B]

Angie has an evil, like, dent coming out of her head. That's an evil protrusion.

[A]

Do you want to be good with me? What? And Angie's like, you are such a cut fitness. And they're like, no, no, no, no, no. You can't say that. I'm in real estate.

[B]

Angie. Angie, I'm pulling you away. No.

[A]

Pick up my black cards and go to Nordstrom, honey.

[B]

I.

[A]

And then Lisa's like, honey, I don't shop there. Yodo. That's embarrassing. To shop at Nordstrom.

[B]

You do Nordstrom. I do Nord. Nord. Nordic Vacations on a cruise line. I don't know. I lost my material there. Your boyfriend does it for you. I'm back, baby. Misa's like, oh, yeah? Yeah. What About Soup Man Bach. What about soup man batch?

[A]

I started laughing so hard when she said, what about Suitman, bitch? And then I had to rewind it to make sure that's what she said, because I didn't know what she said. And she did say, what about Suitman, bitch? And then she just stops and goes, what is Soup Man? Yeah, what is fucking Soup man? It's like. I mean, is there something. Isn't there something on Seinfeld with.

[B]

Brittany's like, suitman, does he know Jared, is it a tartar?

[A]

Mary's like, is it a tartar? Because I will not eat that. The producer asks, what's a suitman? And Lisa's like, yeah, well, you know what? I think that's a question for Terrence. Yeah. Yeah. You want to know, as a psychic about Suitman, ask him.

[B]

I. I really hope this is Lisa's version of a Karen Huger on the fly fabrication. Like. Like when Karen said, like what. What it was, you've got a hot box and everyone and Sing Sing knows it, whatever that was. And then when she was asked about what was the deal with Sing Sing, she was like, I don't know. It just sounded good. So I said it.

[A]

Say what? Say what Soup man is. And she's like, you know what, Angie? Shut your mouth. You've got soup coming out of your mouth. Shorty short, soup lover.

[B]

Close your legs to men who have soup.

[A]

So. Because you can lose your legs to Sue. Be men. Okay? And so then Heather. Lisa tries to go in, and Heather's getting her basic reading or whatever. The guy's like, basic? That's what the read I'm getting is. Basic B. Does that mean anything to you? That's what they used to call me in college. You're so talented. Why is Lisa in here? And Lisa's like, sorry, sorry. Okay, I'm. You know what? I'm going back out there. Hey, don't you talk behind my back. Don't you talk.

[B]

Why are you saying I'm using someone's credit card? Why would you say that? Because I believe you went on a trip to Greece and use someone else's credit card and had to pay it back.

[A]

My cards are all in my name. All of them. Mary, will you get my credit cards, please? I want to show her the year I got them.

[B]

Stop. Stop. Both of you, stop. I'm fine. Again. You said you believe she took another person's credit card for a vacation. And how is that any different from her saying she believes that you took money from American Express? Man. And he paid for your Range Rover.

[A]

Yeah, she started it.

[B]

Yeah, she solved it.

[A]

You solved it because she started it. So what about that? What about that, Veronica Mars? What about that? She started that. She started it.

[B]

Oh, my God. Angie, stop talking. I solved it for you already.

[A]

Shantae. Am I right? Guys, we have another bottle that you haven't tasted yet. There' another bottle coming out. It's called Franc. Franc. Want some Franc? Oh.

[B]

So Angie and Lisa are arguing, and Lisa's like, I'm gonna get Prof. I'm gonna get Prof. So then Heather. Heather takes Lisa and literally drags her over to Terence. And Lisa's like, shut the up. Shut the up. Hi. Hi. Hi.

[A]

Oh, my God. Are you reading cards? I love that.

[B]

I love cards. I love that. Do you like crush balls? I got some new inventory if you want some freebies. Yeah.

[A]

So Terrence is like, okay, so who's the water sign? Pisces, Scorpio. Cancer. Scorpio. How did you know? It's my husband. Okay, well, how do you feel? Why do I feel like you're rebuilding trust? And she's like, oh, my God, I don't know.

[B]

I don't know. Well, it's like an elastic band, and you guys keep snapping back together, which, by the way, that's. That's my way of saying, I think you guys are doing the rubber bands wrong. You're not really supposed to snap them into each other. Okay. You need to figure out how to communicate with each other again. Because I also look at this and I go. You know, it feels like you have different paths. Yeah, that's like. Yeah, like when you shoot a rubber band off of a finger, and then you go in a different direction, shoot another rubber band off your finger. Like, two different paths. I think you're in, like, rubber band paths.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I feel like it's funny because, like I said, you guys are like a rubber band that snap back together, but you're also on different paths, which doesn't make any sense because you're either snapping back together or going on different paths. What do you want to take away from this reading?

[A]

Yeah, I feel like there's true. That's true. But you know what? This is where I get emotional because I got to stop for a second because I don't want to cry. Hold on a second.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I think I got it out of me. Okay, you know what? But, like, marriage is hard. Like, shot. Like, hold on. I'm not gonna cry. Don't make me do it again. I just Feel like. I just feel like John's like my best person. Like, he's fine. And she does that thing where she just takes her finger and like flicks like, like a tear. She's like, yeah, he's like my person. But, like, I feel like he's there, you know? And like, I just thank God every day that John's not as short because I really don't like sharp people, you know, he's like, yeah, John's your person, but you're not on the same team. Yeah, I think that that's true. I think it's true.

[B]

Yeah, we've. Lately, we've been on totally different pages, and now we see the crises in their marriage. First. First a month ago, John thinks that. John thinks that Jack can get an apartment and Lisa doesn't want him to get.

[A]

Yes, your. Your son needs his own apartment. You want that mop head back in your house? Oh, my God, get him out of here.

[B]

You don't even know him anymore. He wants my son, who is college age, to live independently after he just spent two years living independently in a foreign country. Who is this man? Yeah.

[A]

Sometimes it feels like we're like on totally different planets. And then we see another flashback of John. Lisa telling John she feels alone in her feelings and he needs to take things more seriously. And Terence is like, yeah, until you get back to your same team, you're going to feel like lost. She goes, oh, my God.

[B]

Like, you know what?

[A]

I just feel so alone sometimes, you know, it's like John says that Justin Baldoni harassed him, and I'm like, he was just trying to be nice, you know? And now it's like a five year fight that we can't get over.

[B]

So Heather comes back to the table. Girls, what did I miss? Well, there's a lot of yelling and a lot of screaming, and I've just been focusing on the wine and having a great time at the end of the court. And Tableman's like, okay, someone has to stop. This is like yelling because. Because Angie, Angie is like, now she's. She's seeing red. She can't even process anything. And she's like. So she can say things about me and I have to adjust it here. Well, but here's the thing. You're going back and forth, the digging up. Yes, but I didn't dig up anything on her. I know I'm having your back right.

[A]

Now, but this is who she's always been. Lisa's always been like that. And you were with her doing it. You never Had a problem with Lisa doing that. And Mary's like, amen. Yeah. And so now to say, like, I had enough is just a little bit crazy. Like, you're fine with the abuse, so you should love getting abused.

[B]

But I've never dug up anything on anyone. Heather. My biggest thing that I shared with Meredith was that. And the Mary just interrupts her and was like, yeah, but when. When Lisa would do this, you accepted it when you were her friend.

[A]

Yeah. And Andrew's like, wait, Mary, you've got to hear this. She goes, no, you got to hear me too, because I'm talking too. She goes, okay, but no, listen to me. You always want somebody to listen. Well, you listen, but you don't ever listen. And I'm saying something. I have got salmon children inside of me trying to come out. Do you not get it?

[B]

Yeah. She's like, when you. When she was your friend, you went along with it, Angie. So now Lisa is back, and Angie goes in to get her reading. Why did I miss. They keep on saying this. What did I miss? Was it more about my face? More about my business? I don't have a facelift, but I have 12 threads on each side, by the way.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. She's so funny to me. She's like, okay, hi, everybody. I'm back. By the way, I don't have a facelift, but I do have a lot of threads. Okay. That's why I look so good. Okay, everybody, I'm back. So now we go to Angie and Terrence, and so he's like, okay, I see an expansion of your business. I see yourself wrapping yourself in what looks like a giant living leaf and dipping yourself into some sort of a white sauce.

[B]

Oh, yes. That is my plan for full body Dolma spa facials. So, yes. How did you know that? I've only told John and Electra and people in Greece. This is wild.

[A]

I've also got that you're coming out with albums where you just do covers, but you change all of the lyrics to Zorba Zorba. Zorba Zorba Zorba. Oh, wait. There is one song called Olympia in here that's interesting.

[B]

Wait, I am seeing a track listing for it. Did you ever know that you were my hero? That's fun.

[A]

Did you ever know that you're my gyro. It's hero. Sorry. I've been trained by many Jack in the box commercials.

[B]

So Angie is. This guy's like, I'm sensing that you're coming out with product, which is a wild thing to Say to a real housewife, and she's like, oh, my God. How did he know that I'm coming out with product? It's like, because you're a real housewife, and housewives are always coming out with products. So Whitney is asking Lisa how it was the reading, and she's like, oh, it was good. It was really. God. Yeah. He hit on some things that, with John that were, like, spot on, but it was good. Everything's fine. Yeah, everything's fine. She's just smiling, and everyone's like, what happened to Lisa?

[A]

I've never met someone quite like Lisa Barlow, but I probably wasted too many brain cells. You could just end the sentence there. Honestly. Trying. Trying to.

[B]

No, that was us who wasted the brain cells. Listening to your various rebel personal epiphanies.

[A]

Trying to figure out why Lisa will only keep it surface level with us and why she has to appear to be perfect. Like, she just can't get real and be vulnerable.

[B]

Sad.

[A]

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a grappling commercial.

[B]

Back to the reading. Terrence is like, so is June a travel month for you? Yes, it is. My daughter rides horses and competes usually in June. Oh, good. I was just wondering if I could crash at your place. Okay. But also, um. Oh, geez, look at this. There's an injury. Oh, but it's not your child. Your child's safe. It's the animal. I'm sensing horse injury. Be careful.

[A]

Okay, well, this is a good one. That's at least something you can.

[B]

That's specific and unique. Yes.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, That's a good one. That's good. Good job. I agree. That's what I'm waiting for is to be like, you're going to prison. You know what I mean? I need him to, like, get things like that, like.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Fake to robbery at your house, you.

[B]

Know, I want, like, a final destination thing. Like, oh, don't get on that plane, you know? Or like, hey, that horse, you get injured. I don't want to hear like, oh, I. I'm sensing you're coming out with product. It's like, well, that has already happened, so that's not exciting.

[A]

Yeah. Or like, the Sylvia Brown style, you know, I was just talking about Sylvia Brown with one of my friends. Like, Sylvia Brown, how she used to do. Or she'd be like, okay, I'm getting a B. I'm sensing a B. My husband's name is Bob. Yeah, Bob's ugly. Okay, anyone else next? Sylvia Brown just rips people to shreds. Under the guise of spiritualism. So Whitney's like, well, what did he say about your friendships? Well, he's like, you get burned because you love people so big. And then I want to do everything for people, but it doesn't work out great for me. By the way, he said, none of.

[B]

This, none of that. Lisa just comes out lying. Lisa just saying. Meredith's like, he said that? She goes, I'm paraphrasing. So now it's time for Angie's out. Meredith is going to go back in. And Angie's saying, it was fun. It was really positive. It was funny. In June, he showed a horse, and we do travel for Elektra's show, but he said that it showed a possibility of an injury in the horse. So Elektra might be riding another horse. Ah.

[A]

And Mary's like, well, I mean, that doesn't mean it has to happen. And she's like, well, but, you know, horses do get injured. So Lisa's like, okay, wait, I mean, do you feel bad about anything that you've said? Do you feel. Do short people have, like, the ability to feel terrible?

[B]

I already apologized. Sorry, I didn't hear it because I was all the way up here in the heights of being five, six, so.

[A]

But you talked about her kids product, and she has. And she talked about your husband Scout Dick.

[B]

Well, don't go low like that. Come on, don't go low. That's probably what you should have thought about before you sucked your husband Scout Dick. And I apologize for saying she sucked Scout Dick. Hi, dad.

[A]

Yeah, you know what? Look, I'm stopping. I'm stopping, okay? I'm not gonna say another word about Joe. And Angie's like, but you did. You did. No, but you started it. Cause you started it. Cause she sits there and she's like, I'm sorry I said anything, but like, you did it. You started it. Oh, my God. Let's fight. Fight, fight, fight. More. More fighting. More fighting. Just so annoying. And Whitney just walks Lisa away from the table because they just keep starting over and over. So then Lisa's like, I graze the surface, honey. I graze the surface. I don't have a face left.

[B]

I grazed the surface. You are not cattle on a field. I grazed that. So Mary is like, okay, let me. Let me talk to her.

[A]

Let me.

[B]

Let me talk to her. Okay, I'm gonna just. Just calm down. You're hurt. Just calm down. She's a jealous, and she won't stop. Okay? We'll just find somewhere to solve it. She's five. Okay. It's like talking to a toddler. She's also, like, no taller than 5.5ft let's be honest. So Angie. That Angie goes for her reading.

[A]

Yeah. Andy goes in for hers, and.

[B]

No, no, actually, I'm sorry. Angie does not go into hers. Meredith is getting her reading, and Angie goes in to get her props.

[A]

Oh, you're right. Yeah. Yeah. I just saw Angie goes into. Yeah. So Angie goes in to get her big, old, huge Tupperware props. So Meredith is sitting there, and Terrence is like. So I look at this, say. And I say, God, someone is struggling with mental health. Is it benzos? Is it mental health? Is it. Is it a deeper drug? Do you have any in your purse that you could share with me? It was a long flight, and honestly, nobody's really given me anything to work with here. Can I have some pills?

[B]

You don't trust this friend's narrative. Don't let that pull you down. Live your honesty. Remember, it's, like, very interesting. She does not believe it for one second.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Now Angie has her tub. She's back to the table with the tub. We're all wondering what it's gonna be. So she opens it up, and there's a bottle of Vita Tequila that's vacuum sealed. And Heather goes, oh, my gosh, are we scrapbooking? Because, you know, in that moment, she, like, genuinely thought that was gonna happen. She's like, wait a second. I forgot to bring my bonnet for the scrapbook.

[A]

I may not understand psychics or American Black Express. American Express, Black cards, but one thing I do understand is scrapbooking. Sisterhood.

[B]

And Bronwyn goes, this is a race to the bottom. Okay, Bronwyn, we. We get the race. She's gonna say this every episode now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's a race to the bottom. I also. I actually was the one who started it. Okay. I mouthed it, and then Bronwyn said it first, and I said it back, and now she's saying it again. So I kind of, like, started the race to the bottom thing. Yeah.

[A]

This is so Angie, though, to have a prepared thing and to just have the worst timing, because Lisa's not even there. Lisa is stormed out. So Lisa is, like, leaving, and Whitney is following her. So she's doing this without even having Lisa there. She's just like, you know what? It wasn't an appropriate time, so I'm going to do it anyway because I had it planned.

[B]

So she's pulling out some books, the Vita. And there's a little horse that Lisa bought Electra at one point. So everyone's like, angie, not the horse. Not the sweet little horse. No. And Brahman's like, I mean, the bigger insult for me here is that not that Angie brings the gifts to return, it's that Angie clearly never wants these gifts. That Vita is still vacuum packed. But to be fair, my Vita bottle is from Lisa's, also vacuum packed. So I guess we just all don't really like Lisa.

[A]

So I thought it was Whitney that walked out Lisa, but it wasn't. It was Mary. So Mary's like, lisa, you need to solve this. You're an adult. Show how to solve things. You need to go back there and show them how to do this. And Lisa's like, you're so motivational. Okay, I want 10% of your income. No, sorry, sorry. I don't have that card anymore. Sorry. So she comes back, and Mary's like, so why do we have Tupperware? Who has Tupperware? Is this a thing that people still use? Angie's like, I thought since you took your product, you sent me money back. I brought you back the things you gave me.

[B]

Angie, you just don't gotta. No, I don't get it, Angie. You're just upset that I'm working with Kara Stas.

[A]

Oh, are you working with Kerastas? I don't believe you are even working with Kerastas. Oh, really? Are you tagging? Did you tag? Did you dug into it?

[B]

No, because you're not working with Kerastas. You are not doing that. Lisa goes, okay, so who's my best friend? And everyone's like, actually, that's a good question.

[A]

And Angie goes, ben Affleck.

[B]

And actually, what's funny is that, like, Angie, like, thinks for a long time. She, like, looks away and she ponders. She's like, what should my comeback be? And Aflac.

[A]

Let's call the head of Carousel then, and we'll tell her how upset you are. You're really jealous.

[B]

Okay, you know what? You guys both have beautiful hair. Who cares? The only person with bad hair here is Brittany.

[A]

Okay, so into Whitney's reading. So Terrence is like, why do you feel like communicating is upside down in the home? I'm. Because that's how I hang. Okay. I don't really understand. Well, for a while, I stopped being Whitney. I stopped drinking. I stopped getting piercings. I stopped using a pole. But now I'm Whitney again. So when I communicate, it's upside down. Mm.

[B]

You've kind of let the world take over instead of you taking over the world, you have to be your authentic self. Okay. Yeah. Beauty was the only thing that made me feel equal in our marriage. And looking back, Justin showed no interest in it. And I didn't realize how much I needed Justin's approval and how much it hurt me that he didn't want to be part of Wild Rose Beauty cry. It's hard because I love Justin, but I resent him. And I don't feel like I can talk to Justin about these things. Like, wow. So you realize you're detailing a terrible relationship right now, right? Like, she's like. She's like, wow. The only thing that made me feel like I was respected and equal in our marriage was for me to change exactly everything about who I am. And I went into this. This endeavor, and he didn't even support me then. So now I realize that I'm just gonna go back to me, and I think he'll like it. I don't know, because I can't even talk to him about things. So, anyway, but from what we've seen.

[A]

On the show, didn't Justin was at all the events saying, like, they're going to put their life savings into her company, which they did, and then lost it. So didn't Justin kind of support the company? I mean, he put his life savings into it with you and.

[B]

Yeah, but he may not have been enthusiastic.

[A]

He also wasn't that part of his main company, Soul People or whatever the thing. Like, he has an MLM company. He's like an MLM person. And then they rolled her company, they rebranded her old company into Whitney Rose or Wild Rose, and rolled that into a new MLM under his mlm. I think. I think this is how it's going. I. I don't know. This sounds weird to me because I think that they. I think it was both of their things. So I don't know. I'm confused about. I'm so confused about MLM life. You guys, someone needs to explain it to me, because it's.

[B]

It's hard to know, but either way, she feels unreported. She feels unsupported. So now back at the table. Anja, I didn't degrade anything your family's doing. I didn't degrade cute Elektra and her amazing horse hobbies. You degraded my business. Okay, you go, guys. I love both of you in very different ways. And I feel like when I just dissed Britney's hair, you guys almost didn't even hear that. And I just want to point out again that we all have great Hair. Except for Brittany. Does anyone want to laugh this time? No.

[A]

That was funny. I love that she has no problem. Just like, guys, we need to be nice to each other. But I'm going to attack Britney every. Every sentence I have.

[B]

Brittany is such a fucking punching bag for these women. It is hilarious. Like, they will just go out of their way, out of nowhere, just to take a swipe, like. Like they'll be talking about something else entirely and be like, you know, just find some way to make it an insult on Brittany. And I love it.

[A]

And she doesn't even care. This was so funny. Britney just kind of laughed. She, like, makes the thing like, guys, we are such girlfriends, aren't we?

[B]

She's just happy to be there.

[A]

Yeah. So Lisa's like, I gotta go now. Bye. Bye. So now she cuts through Whitney's reading. Whitney's sitting, getting a reading. And she's like, excuse me, excuse me, I gotta go. And Terence is like, you've got a snake that you've got to get rid of. Is there someone you think is a friend that you can't trust? I'm sorry to. Can any. Has anybody seen my case?

[B]

Has anybody seen my case?

[A]

I don't know if there's a snake. It's getting closer. It's getting close. You. Terry, do you know where my keys are? The snake is breathing on my face right now. Do you know who the snake is? No, I don't know who you could mean.

[B]

Who could it be? So now Angie is like, I don't even want to know. I don't even know what to say right now. You. You guys all want me to, like, kiss the ring, and I'm not gonna sit here and be made up and having her sleeping mad at me. I am sick of it. Greek tears. Greek tears. Greek tragedy. It's getting old. I am not going to be bullied. I am sick of this. Wow.

[A]

So now she says she's being bullied because they're all telling her she has to be nice and make up with Lisa. And I think her frustration is the typical. Wait a minute. I'm fighting her. You all were fighting her, but now you've decided that you're going to make up with her. It's not. I have to make up with her. No one's on my team. It's like on Orange county where Shannon's like, well, how great. I guess everybody's friends with Tamara again. That makes me the asshole.

[B]

Yeah. And I think Angie also, like, there's something like, she has something where when she is feeling cornered. She just feels like the. The world is against her, and she's, like, trying to stand up for herself and be resilient. And I think she, like, does not hear any reason. So here she is, she's ranting, and she's saying, I am not going to be bullied into submission. And then she takes the toy horse and she throws it behind her. And Mary's like, oh, Ang. She's like, you're gonna hurt somebody, Angie. Angie, you broke the horse. And we see that the. The poor horse, this leg was broken. I don't know why this was so sad. To me, this little cute toy horse that represented, like, a time of happiness and Electro's childhood, and now it's being used for fodder in this housewife fight. And now it's lying on the ground of the Enchante Vineyards with the leg that's been shattered off of it. Sad.

[A]

Well, glue doesn't just make itself thin. So Mary's like, oh, my God, Electro's horse.

[B]

You gotta make glue to use glue on the horse.

[A]

That was Electra's horse. So he was right. You got to give it to him.

[B]

It was true. I think it's totally. This was a totally valid psychic prediction. The guy said, there's gonna be a horse that gets injured, and a horse literally broke its leg within the same episode. That was amazing. The most successful psychic moment ever to happen on Bravo.

[A]

But she is degrading me. She's trying to make me look bad. Soup man? Yeah. Who is the soup man? I don't know anybody that sells soup.

[B]

It's a good question. Who sells soup in Salt Lake City? Like, I can imagine in New York City with the Seinfeld thing that you go into a bodega and there's like, a soup guy. But, like, in Salt Lake City, is there a soup man?

[A]

That shit's funny. So Angie's. Mary's like. She's like, these are my cards. I have cards. I have reputation. You guys are dumb.

[B]

La.

[A]

So now she's starting to see spin out. And Mary is like, angie, nobody's worried about your reputation. We know better now. Just stop it. Stop taking it so hard. It's not that deep.

[B]

And so Mary's like, Angie's just in a blind rage, and I don't like being around that kind of feisty anger. It's just unsettling for me. And she's like, you're stronger than this. I am stronger. That's why I am not going back to this friendship you've Gone back. And you've gone back and you've gone back and you've gone back and you've gone back and was like, mayor, like, Angie. And the. Mary's like, like, what did you just say to me? Which I love when people say that. That's like a great. Like, when. When someone says, what did you just say to me? You know, you're really in trouble.

[A]

That's.

[B]

That's a halting statement right there.

[A]

Yeah. So she's like, you guys have all made up with her. And she's like, what? And so now Mary's mad. And so now Mary's like, I'm not gonna be mad at Lisa because you're gonna be mad at Lisa, and this isn't cool. I got screamed at for trying to make peace. And she's like, mary, you have made friends with her after she said horrible things about you and Mary, I'm done with you. And now she's Mary.

[B]

Oh, honey, honey, honey, honey, Mary.

[A]

Mary, who just got upset that somebody got too mad over nothing. It's like I'm storming out now. How dare you?

[B]

Yeah. So Mary storms out through the. Through Whitney's reading. Of course, Whitney is having the longest reading. She's just taking all her sweet time on this one. And now. Now we just have Angie, Heather Brahman, and Britney at the table. And Whitney comes back. Angie's like, I am not going to sit here and take it. I'm fucking not. I don't eat soup. I'm not doing anything illegal with anyone who sells soup. Illegal? I think it was just an implication of an affair. But now she's like, I. I am not running a drug ring with someone who owns. Who sells soup.

[A]

I'm not smuggling soup. And so Heather does her whole, like. Well, Bronwyn gives a speech. She's like, look at me. I've had the same experience. I mean, Lisa shuts me down because she doesn't want to say nothing. Certain things. And she says things that are exaggerated or twisted, and you can only control yourself. And you don't have to take it, but you don't have to engage in it either. Okay? You don't have to.

[B]

You see what she's doing and what she does over and over. I see it. We all see it. We are sisters in this group, and we see things together. And that is our job as sisters, that when we see something, we say something, but we all give each other grace.

[A]

Yeah, but is this what friends fucking do? No, but we've been through a lot together. Were Women. Women who go through things. I love you guys. I even kind of like Britney. Britney's like, hey, what's.

[B]

But I am angry and hurt about.

[A]

Brittany.

[B]

Cactus needles from her fingers from stroking Alaska.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I am angry and hurt about is that she's willing to go so low. And she thinks that she's going to make me afraid. And I am not afraid of her.

[A]

Well, you shouldn't be afraid of her. Oh, my gosh. You guys. You guys, I have an announcement. Jared has texted me. He's called me four times, and he's texted me 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times. I'm gonna call him. Are you guys okay with that? I'm gonna call Jared.

[B]

No, don't call Jared. Don't call him. We're in a sisterhood, okay? Be pissed. Remember, you're supposed to be pissed. We got your back.

[A]

Hello? The dominant Osmond on the phone.

[B]

Hello, welcome. Hi, this is Bronwyn Newport calling. I just want to say, do you pay Britney's bills? Quick question.

[A]

I have helped Britney from time to time. Okay.

[B]

Okay. Well, that's great. Okay, Jared, she's gonna give you up for Lent.

[A]

Mm.

[B]

So call her in May. Bye. It's over. See you. It's nice knowing you. Bye.

[A]

Guys, that was Jared. And they hang up on him and they're like, oh, my God, Bronwyn. Jesus. And Bronwyn's like, as someone who's been accused of being a gold digger. Wow, she could level up.

[B]

I mean, we all see this, right? Like, that I'm not the gold digger, she's the gold digger. Right? Like, I mean, it's, like, crazy that I was even called a gold digger.

[A]

In the first place.

[B]

We really should talk about this a little bit more, guys.

[A]

And Whitney does her end song where she's like, oh, the drama. But cheers. Let's have some wine. Some friends left quick tears through fa. Is this Mary Had a Little Lamb or Camptown Ladies? Whitney.

[B]

Oh, the drama. But the cheers. Let's have some wine. Some friends left quick tears through facelifts. It's like, oh, you're doing so well with Puff the Magic Dragon there, Whitney. You really just lost your way.

[A]

Tears through facelifts, but there's always next time. Okay, now it's the wind beneath my wings. Get her off. Get her off the tv.

[B]

And that was it for the. For extremely chaotic and hilarious episode. It definitely was. It was definitely one we'll always remember for sure. That poor horse.

[A]

That poor little guy. I mean, the soup guy. Come on.

[B]

Classic. Man. I Love.

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