Watch What Crappens – Episode #3045: Crappy Hour 10/20/25: Lea Black (October 21, 2025)
Overview
In this special Crappy Hour episode, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam welcome their longtime friend and Real Housewives of Miami alum Lea Black. The episode offers a blend of personal updates, insider Housewives gossip, sizzling behind-the-scenes tales, and the latest Bravo headlines. With Lea’s trademark candor and sharp wit, the conversation dives deep into Miami cast drama, Lea's perspectives on the Housewives experience, Beverly Hills comparisons, and juicy Bravo news—ranging from recent arrests to reality star breakups.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
[03:07] Lea Black Joins – Reflecting on a Decade of Friendship
- Lea is introduced as an early crappens listener and long-term friend.
- She jokes, “I look 10 years younger and you guys look 10 years older.” ([04:04], Lea Black)
- Lea is candid about her grief following husband Roy Black’s passing: she's been hibernating and this is her first public appearance in months.
[05:12] Real Housewives of Miami Gossip & Reunion Fallout
- Lea hasn’t watched the latest season, but she’s been sent clips and is in the know on "gossip fest" Miami.
- Discussion of the drama between Julia, Martina, and Adriana, notably Adriana accusing Julia of an affair with a "Haitian mortician."
- Lea confirms she heard buzz before the reunion: “If you’re going to poke the bear, be ready for the retaliation, because Adriana’s got a really big temper and she cannot censor herself.” ([06:15], Lea Black)
[08:17] Behind-the-Scenes on Nicole, Marisol, and Housewife Power Moves
- Lea confirms she advised Dr. Nicole about joining RHOM, warning her about backstabbing castmates.
- She shares producers told her Nicole was intentionally pushed off the show by other cast members, particularly Marisol.
- On Marisol: “She’ll do anything… she hires a writer to write one-liners for her, hoping they’ll go viral.” ([09:39], Lea Black)
[10:35] Insights on Miami’s Newbie Stephanie Shojai and Cast Connections
- Lea has never heard of Stephanie Shojai or her husband, despite Miami’s small social circles.
- She admits she's only in light touch with Lisa Hochstein and is no longer close to most cast members.
[11:53] Relationship with Alexia and Strong Words on Show Ethics
- Lea helped Alexia join the show despite opposition from Alexia’s husband, Herman.
- On Alexia, Lea says: “She had two faces… when they outed Herman, that was crossing a line for me. There’s no going back from that.” ([13:15], Lea Black)
- She’s critical of using real-life pain as storyline fodder and “painting herself a hero.”
[15:02] Would Lea Ever Return? Beverly Hills—A Better Fit?
- Lea is standoffish about returning: “They’d have to wear name tags… you can’t recognize any of them.” ([16:01], Lea Black)
- She shares positive relationships with Larsa Pippen and Lisa Hochstein.
- Responds humorously to rumored Santeria curses placed on her: “I don’t know anybody THAT dark that would put a hex on somebody to get them off a TV show.” ([17:03], Lea Black)
- She muses she’d have fit better with Beverly Hills’ “highbrow gossip” and “not gutter skank,” but recognizes the LA circuit is crowded with starlets.
[19:53] Beverly Hills Relationships & The Reality of Housewives Ambitions
- Lea lists her real-life connections in Beverly Hills: Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump and Ken, Erica Jayne, and Kyle Richards; she respects their work ethic.
- On the ambitions behind the scenes: “In Miami, they never saw the bigger picture... while they plotted to bring me down, I was plotting branding lines for each of them.” ([21:32], Lea Black)
- Her approach is to empower women to make money and be independent.
[23:31] Miami Cast Self-Perception & Unfiltered Opinions
- Lea teases the cast’s shamelessness and lack of self-awareness, referencing Alexia’s infamous “I’m a star” scene.
- They riff on product placement with a humorous aside about croissants (actually pumpkins) in Lea’s background.
[24:08] Lea Black Skincare – Entrepreneurial Roots & Special Offer
- Lea explains her longstanding skincare business, notably pioneering CBD products and focusing on quality/science.
- Announces an exclusive Crappens deal for listeners: iPads + eye cream bundle for $99, valued at $218 (promo code mentioned: crappensblack.com).
[28:26] Lea Signs Off: Love, Loyalty, and the Willingness to Spill
- Lea closes by reaffirming her affection for Ben, Ronnie, and their audience, expressing gratitude for the chance to connect post-loss.
- Hosts reflect: “That’s so refreshing to meet someone who really doesn’t give a crap if they’re back on the show or not.” ([28:46], Ronnie)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- On Housewife Feuds: “The behavior was just... I was blindsided by the behavior, and I couldn’t even wrap my head around it.” ([17:03], Lea Black)
- On Miami Social Life: “Miami’s a very small town in a big way.” ([10:35], Lea Black)
- On Skincare Entrepreneurship: “It’s not a lick-and-stick line. Some people just call 1-800-skincare and put their name on it... We actually do the work.” ([24:08], Lea Black)
- On Bravo Fame Strategies: “I like that [Beverly Hills] is highbrow gossip and fighting, not gutter skank. And I like that.” ([18:23], Lea Black)
- On Miami’s Double-Edged Stardom: “Your personality, it’s not a show. I don’t even know what it is. And within their mind, they’re movie stars and in their mind, they’re the new stars.” ([22:32], Lea Black)
- On Drama Ethics: “Using someone who can’t defend themselves as a storyline? For me, that is rotten to the core. Who does that?” ([14:15], Lea Black)
Bravo Headlines Breakdown
[29:45] Real Housewives of Potomac – Wendy and Eddie's Insurance Fraud Arrest
- Ben and Ronnie recap the facts and speculate on the consequences.
- Wendy’s public statement post-arrest: generic, noncommittal.
- “There’s a lot more yarn to pull from this yarn ball.” ([32:12], Ben)
[34:56] Salt Lake City Hot Goss — “Soup Man” or “Suit Man”?
- Miscommunication leads to wild rumors of Angie’s affair.
- The “Soup Man” is likely an executive named Peter Nelson (the “Suit Man”), tied to podcast gossip.
- “Of course Lisa Barlow butchers it… This is how rumors start.” ([37:12], Ben)
[38:04] Bravo Relationships & Legal Woes
- Breakups: Ariana Biermann, MJ and Tommy.
- Legal: Aaron Phypers arrested for allegedly abusing Denise Richards, prompting hosts’ strong condemnation.
- Miami’s Julia Lemigova reportedly seeking treatment for PTSD; she and Martina remain together.
[40:29] Potomac’s Ashley Darby Sings “Cell Block Tango”
- Ben plays a clip: “It’s not the worst we’ve heard but it’s a little community theater.”
- Live listener comments roast the performance: “My ears are bleeding!”
[42:15] Atlanta News: Phaedra Parks, Edie, and Social Media Chaos
- Phaedra hired to represent Kelly in a court case, hosts debate the wisdom of this.
- Explosive Brit Edie Instagram video drags Shamea Morton.
[49:31] Miami’s Social Worker Scuffle
- Messy Instagram comments: Gertie responds to Julia’s “social worker” for interfering in the drama.
[50:01] McBee Dynasty Update
- Stephen McBee Sr. is sentenced to two years for fraud (“Not as shocking as Wendy Osefo!”).
- New season ordered for the show—viewers will see fallout.
[53:16] Below Deck’s Camille Arrested
- Camille arrested for DUI; mugshot described as “rough, as Bravo shots go. Probably bottom three.”
Fun Banter & Miscellany
- Talk of Santeria curses, croissants actually being pumpkins, and promote-lea humor.
- Repeated appreciation for Lea’s candor and unapologetic style.
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 03:07 – Lea Black joins / Miami gossip
- 11:53 – Lea on Alexia, Herman, and show ethics
- 15:02 – Returning to RHOM? / Beverly Hills connections
- 24:08 – Lea Black Skincare pitch & offer
- 29:45 – Potomac: Wendy/Eddie insurance fraud headline
- 34:56 – Salt Lake City: “Soup Man” controversy
- 38:04 – Relationship/Legal news: Aaron & Denise, Biermanns
- 40:29 – Ashley Darby singing reactions
- 42:15 – Atlanta: Phaedra, Edie, social media drama
- 50:01 – McBee Dynasty sentencing
- 53:16 – Camille (Below Deck) DUI arrest
Summary
A vibrant, unfiltered episode bringing together sharp Housewives commentary and real friendship. Lea Black lays bare the tactics, rivalries, and mercenary motives of Miami—and why she’d fit better with Beverly Hills’ “highbrow” drama. The Crappens boys keep things rolling with news from the wider Bravo world, including legal woes, relationship off-ramps, and classic, campy moments. From playful shade to honest emotion, this episode’s a must-listen for any fan who wants both laughter and inside tea on the Bravo-verse.
Memorable Quote:
“While they plotted to bring me down, I was plotting a cooking line for one girl, a lingerie line for another... I was building them empires, and they were trying to destroy me.”
—Lea Black ([21:32])
Find Leah Black on Instagram: @leahblackmiami
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