Watch What Crappens #3053: RHOP S10E04 Part 2 – The Preak-Ness Monster Filter
Overview
In this episode, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam continue their delightfully snarky recap of Real Housewives of Potomac Season 10, Episode 4 (“The Preak-Ness Monster Filter”). The hosts provide sharp, loving mockery as the Housewives arrive at their Nevis vacation, bringing drama around filtered selfies, mean-girl robe distribution, and shifting alliances. It’s a classic Crappens deep-dive into Bravo shenanigans—full of quotables, inside jokes, and expert-level housewife anthropology.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
Angel’s “Big Personality Reveal” & Social Dynamics
- Angel’s Stance: The episode opens with conversation about Angel being “open” to friendships outside K’s circle, teasing that her true personality will emerge on the Nevis trip—Ben jokes, “Like it’s gonna be the premiere of Batman or something. Like three days until the big premiere of my personality, guys.” (00:54)
- Housewife Segregation: The hosts poke fun at how Angel and Kierna isolate themselves downstairs while the rest party upstairs—Ronnie: “Angel is sitting there, out of obligation to Kieran, waiting to break free... missing out on times to show she actually can be fun.” (02:55)
- Fun as Aspirational: Ben and Ronnie call out how “Let’s have fun!” is repeated, ironically, as certain cast members stir drama. “I’m going to keep saying ‘let’s have fun’ while I start fights with everybody so that they don’t have fun.” (01:57)
Twerk Breaks, Arrivals, & Petty Gifts
- Boat Twerking: Wendy mocks Stacy’s lack of improvement since last year: “You’ve had a whole year between this year and last year to learn to twerk and nothing. F minus. F minus.” (02:55)
- Personalized Robes Debacle:
- The Nevis hotel arrival features monogrammed robes and cards—but Stacy receives a large, oversized, unmarked robe and a blank note.
- Ronnie: “It’s so rude... It’s truly, like, a mean girl tactic. But Stacy, rather than crumble, is just like, okay, well, that’s fine. She just sort of was, like, looking at the camera like these idiots.” (08:23)
- Giselle’s explanation: “I am unsure who she is and what she is. So I just couldn’t see it within me to put her name on her robe when I don’t know who this robe is, who this hoe is.” (08:23)
- Ben: “Maybe I’ll earn some embroidery by the end of the trip.” (08:55)
Filtered Photos and ‘Catfish’ Accusation
- Giselle Stirs the Pot: Giselle mentions seeing a filtered pic of Angel and Tia that looked nothing like Angel—“It looks nothing like her. I don’t know who the hell this person supposed to be.” (04:36)
- Bravo Filter Culture: Ronnie notes: “We’ve grown used to Gretchen Rossi’s, like, smudge filter... We have a certain amount of tolerance... But this was truly a different face... something was amiss here.” (05:05)
- Ben: “This was something that was run through ChatGPT, like, give me an AI version of my face.” (05:44)
- Discussion of how filters are standard among Housewives, with examples (Meredith Marks, Marge, Dolores).
- Table Showdown: At dinner, Giselle confronts Angel about her photos:
- “I did not know it was you in these pictures. I felt straight catfished.” (22:00)
- Angel insists it’s “not filtered... it’s super duper me.” Ben and Ronnie crack up over the denial. (23:23)
- The hosts joke about surgery vs. filters—Ronnie: “Don’t be surgery shaming on the Real Housewives, ma’... you may be right, but don’t be shaming.” (24:00)
Fighting Over Welcomes, School History, and Factions
- Angel vs. Wendy: Flashbacks reveal Angel feeling slighted by Wendy at the airport—“I was a see-through sheet... they didn’t see me, didn’t feel me, didn’t greet me.” Ben notes: “We see flashes of everybody being like, hi, angel at the airport. So now Angel’s trying it.” (09:47–10:55)
- Group Factions: Ronnie summarizes: “Giselle, Ashley, Tia, Wendy, Stacy, Jesse—then it’s Angel and Kate. That’s not two factions. That’s like the group and two outsiders.” (09:23)
- School Connection: Tia tees up awkward tension by noting Angel and Wendy never really interact despite attending school together, setting up another avenue for conflict. (18:11)
Dinner Table Drama: Accusations of “Weaponizing” Language
- Angel Accuses Wendy of “Attacking” Her: Wendy objects to Angel’s terminology, claiming it “weaponizes” normal questions and paints Wendy as a villain. (19:25)
- Ronnie wryly points out that yes, Wendy’s quizzing was instigating: “But that being said, Wendy asked that question to be like, well, you’re being fake.” (19:25)
- Ben’s Analysis: “It’s very staff meeting at Applebee’s to the new person: ‘Are you a good apple? I don’t see you have a lot of enthusiasm to be here as you dust the pictures...’” (21:07)
- Angel’s Claim of Vulnerability: “Okay, here’s my vulnerability. It’s hard for me to reach out to someone new, okay? That’s hard for me. I was just vulnerable.” (21:33)
Phone Calls Home – Tia’s Family Comedy
- Highlight: Tia’s FaceTimes with her daughter and son Nathaniel is a fan favorite segment, lightening the mood:
- Tia: “I was thinking of you, and I wish I was with you. Just kidding, I’m in paradise. Goodbye.” (12:30)
- To Nathaniel, upset at being asked to clean: “‘So, you want to be adopted because they asked you to clean up?’ ... 'Well, I wouldn’t be okay with that. I need to see you every day.’” (13:59)
- Ronnie compares to other franchises: “Emily has been complaining on Orange County her son is very needy... but every time she’s like, ‘Luke, don’t do, like, okay...’ And Tia’s like, ‘I’ll humor you three more minutes and then I’m getting off the phone.’” (14:17)
- Ben: “I don’t blame you for wanting to get adopted, but let Mommy help you find a good home, don’t just go willy-nilly on Craigslist...” (14:39)
Mean Girl Mechanics & Tag-Teaming
- Giselle & Wendy Tag Team: The hosts dissect how Wendy and Giselle seem to coordinate piling onto Angel while using “concern” as a pretext—Ronnie: “You cannot act like the victim to Angel right now. You guys came for Angel out of left field at that brunch...” (20:37)
- Ben: “Wendy is so good at this... She just sees someone who’s weak and she knows that she can put Angel on defense... so Wendy is gonna dismantle her.” (29:12)
- Stacy Gets Even: Robe drama revisited as Giselle says the blank card was “symbolic”—“I don’t understand Angel’s face, and I don’t understand your personality. You’re all blank cards to me.” (31:42)
- Stacy flips the script, asking about Giselle’s love life (“Sean Springs, NFL”), prompting a new round of wag talk and finger-pointing about romantic NFL connections. (32:24, 32:59)
The NFL Player “Gotcha” Setup
- Ashley starts a straw poll on NFL dating history, targeting Stacy:
- “Stacy, you’re not raising your hand...” Stacy distractedly dodges. (34:45)
- Allegation: The group reveals a rumor that Stacy allegedly pursued Chris Samuels (Monique’s ex)—setting up the cliffhanger. (36:05)
- Ben: “Do you think she was trying to date Chris Samuels? ...Even if she were, is there something wrong with that?” (36:10)
Notable Quotes & Moments (w/ Timestamps)
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Ben (on Angel’s personality “premiere”):
“Like three days until the big premiere of my personality, guys. So can’t wait. Everyone wanna book a session with me to get to know me because it’s gonna be fabulous.” (00:54) -
Ronnie (on boat twerking):
“They’re making fun of her twerk because she can’t do it. And Wendy’s like, ‘You’ve had a whole year between this year and last year to learn to twerk and nothing. F minus. F minus.’” (02:55) -
Ben (on Housewives filters):
“This was something that was run through ChatGPT, like, give me an AI version of my face.” (05:44) -
Ronnie (on the robe insult):
“So rude. It’s truly, like, a mean girl tactic... So Giselle’s like, ‘I just couldn’t see it within me to put her name on her robe when I don’t know who this robe is, who this hoe is.’” (08:23) -
Ben (on Angel’s attempt at vulnerability):
“‘Okay, here’s my vulnerability. It’s hard for me to reach out to someone new, okay?’ That was not vulnerable at all.” (21:33) -
Tia’s tongue-in-cheek parenting:
“I don’t blame you for wanting to get adopted, but let Mommy help you find a good home. Don’t just go willy-nilly on Craigslist and find someone with a white van.” (14:39) -
Ronnie (on dynamic duo tactics):
“Wendy is so good at this. She smells blood in the water... she just sees someone who’s weak and she knows that she can, like, put Angel on defense with this, and Angel falls for it...” (29:12) -
Ben (critiquing Wendy):
“It’s very staff meeting at Applebee’s to the new person... ‘Do you even appreciate working at Applebee’s? Are you a good apple?’” (21:07)
Important Timestamps
- Angel’s “personality preview”: 00:54
- Twerk break mocked: 02:55
- Filtered selfie drama emerges: 04:36–06:10
- Robe “mean girl” incident: 08:01–08:55
- Angel/Wendy airport flashbacks: 09:49–10:55
- Tia’s FaceTime with son Nathaniel: 12:52–14:39
- Dinner table “attack” language debate: 19:25–21:33
- Giselle triggers filter confrontation at dinner: 22:00–24:00
- NFL date-poll & Chris Samuels gotcha: 34:45–36:10
- Episode wrap-up laughs: 36:36
Final Thoughts
Ben and Ronnie revel in the social chess of housewife dynamics, expertly lampooning pettiness and hypocrisy while still finding moments of affection for the cast. From Angel’s hesitancy to connect, to Giselle’s catfish accusations, and the endless dance of “who’s starting what fight,” this episode is pure Crappens—witty, incisive, and always rooting for more Bravo mess.
A+ episode for fans who cherish Bravo social strategy, mean girl chic, and tales of NFL “wags” real and imagined.
