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Hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.
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So Meredith is like, well, they're, you know, they're wor. This is very Lucy. Lucy apple juice. And it's true. She's like, they're so worried about who planted a story, but they don't care about what Bronwyn did. You know, she's like, if Lisa did this, it's horrible. But, you know, correlation does not equal causation. And then she, like, smiles all self satisfied. That was Lawyer Spink. Okay? Wiggy, wiggy, party till you drop. That was D.J. spink.
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You know, there's. There's only so many coincidences in life. For instance, can you coincidentally be both a fashion icon and also a tremendous dj? Yes, obviously that coincidentally can happen. But, like, you know, maybe this is a coincidence. But you know what? We all just want to move on. We all want to move forward, and we want this to end, and we don't want to be living in this behavior. We've all made mistakes in our friendships, and we've all owned up to big things. We've all fed toddlers. We've all helped them with that thing where you stack the rings on top of each other and put the small ring on the top of the big ring on the bot. We've all done that. And it's my way of saying, ladies, we have to come up with a better argument for today's episode.
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So now Angie is still sick, and they're checking on her, and Mary's staying with her, and everybody's getting ready for dinner. And then Heather is like, okay, everybody, welcome to dinner. You might notice that there are eight of us on this trip and only six place settings. That's because someone has been murdered. So today we're gonna try and figure out as a sisterhood how Lisa did it, with what weapon she used, and in what room she did it in. Welcome to Lisa Clue.
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You're accusing me? No, no one's accusing. We're just saying it would be devastating if you were the murderer. And we don't have any other thoughts on if anyone else was the murderer, because you're really the only one we could see doing it. But that's not an accusation.
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So Mary is in the room keeping Angie company, which is really sweet. So she's gonna have her dinner with them. And everybody else is served food. And Heather's like, I feel sad that we're missing Angie and Mary's commentary. What a wacky episode that would have made. And Britney's like, I don't miss Mary's commentary. They're like, geez, Brittany. Damn.
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Oh, dear. Brittany, we have a rule. You can only talk shit if they're right in front of you, which is a rule we've all broken. Okay? And Brittany goes, well, I'm the only one who says what I feel to people's faces. I'm the only one. So now Bronwyn. This pisses off Bronwyn, her roommate, and goes, oh, really? What about the things that are not being said to people's faces? Because there's other people at this table that you're mad at that you're not saying something about. Let's go to the flashback of us shopping in, like, a vintage store.
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Let's go to that part where I was pretending to be your friend five minutes so I could get in a bunch of ammunition to use against you, which I'm going to do right now. So we go back to the store, and Britney's like, well, yeah, I feel like Lisa is just trying too hard to big sister me, and I don't need that. I can fight my own battles. Oh, okay. So big sistering. You got it. Okay. And what's going on with you and Meredith? What's the problem there? Hold on. Let me just get my. A little notepad while you try on that dress. Okay, Go ahead, Go ahead.
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If you'd like to use a certain. Like, a real standout word that might be a trigger for Meredith, that'd be great. Okay, well. Okay, well, I haven't seen Meredith yet without her having a seizure of some sort. I just don't know why Meredith goes from 0 to 100 in 0.02 seconds. It's almost like it's not even real.
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Oh. Huh. Well, I feel like Meredith has been supportive of you. No, no, no, no, no, no, she hasn't.
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Seizure.
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So Bronwyn. We come back, and Bronwyn's like, well, okay. Well, she said, you big sister her. You're in her business, and she doesn't want your advice, and it's bullshit, which she didn't say. And she said that you pretend to have seizures, which she also didn't say. And that you slur your words, which she didn't say. And she said you go from 0 to 100 over nothing. And she thinks it's an act, and she doesn't believe anything that comes out of your mouth, which she didn't say. So pretend to have seizures.
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Pretend to have seizures. I've never had a seizure in my life, but what's a horrible thing to say about somebody? There are people who do have seizures, and they are very serious, and one.
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Of which was my child.
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So I find that to be despicable.
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How dare you bring up my child having seizures. How dare you.
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Stop saying seizure. Stop saying seizure. But she has a seizure. Look, she's having a seizure right now. Stop saying it. She just. It's a child thing. But she's having a seizure. She's having a seizure. I've had enough of this. So she takes a picture, just pours it on Brittany again. The third pitcher on Brittany.
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You can swamp. You can swamp. Are you kidding me? Are you serious?
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This is.
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And then so she tries to get up and throw her water at Meredith, but Meredith blocks it with her own water, so it's like water cascading. And so it goes all over Bronwyn. And Bronwyn's like, nope, nope, you deserve it, Bronwyn. You started this. And you lied, like, 10 times. So Heather's, like, by the way, is.
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Wearing this crazy outfit, like, with these tall, like, asymmetrical shoulder pads that look like, you know, like. Like Machu Picchu or something like that. But now it's all wet, so everything's kind of, like, damp and, like, rearranged improperly.
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So she's wearing some weird funeral dress, like, some black dress with some flowers on. She looks crazy. So, yeah, she gets water thrown all over her. And so Heather's like, well, wait, where am I? Heather says something. Oh, she's like, meredith, turn up your hearing aids. She did not say Jared that time.
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That's the cue for pouring water on Britney. It's hilarious, right?
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So now we're making fun of hearing aids. You know Meredith is going to hear that and be really pissed off. Now we're making fun of my disability.
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Brittany, I've had enough of your nonsense.
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Well, I'm sick of Meredith treating me like shit. And no one's even batting an eye. I mean, no one even cares. Well, to say that someone has seen. I mean, I don't think that's funny. I think it's disgraceful, and I think it is disgusting.
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See, this is what I'm talking about. Look at the seizure she's having. Just trying to say disgraceful. Talk about them, the husbands. So Brittany says, I think she just likes me so much because I think I'm the only one that isn't afraid of her. She's had this kind of like, oh, look, it's me. It's Meredith Marks. Oh, I'm Meredith Marks. But no one else will tell her. No one else would be like, meredith, you're batshit crazy. And this isn't normal.
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She's like, you go from 0 to 100 in 0.2 seconds. Like, how is it one second you're nice to me, in the next second you're, like, freaking out because you just had Bronwyn totally turn on. You see, Bronwyn's very good. She's very good at this. Bronwyn just did all of this. But now it's going to leave Britney and Meredith fighting instead of anybody coming after Bronwyn. And also instead of Britney coming after Bronwyn, too. She's pretty good at it. I have to hand it to her. Then in bed, Mary is eating and Angie's sleeping, and she, like, smells crunchy. So now back to the girls arguing.
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So Britney's like. I mean, no one does that. No One goes from 0 to 100 in 0.02 seconds. I'm like, this cast. Anyone does it. Okay. Why? You lie incessantly. Always lying. And then we see a montage of, like, Britney and Meredith's greatest hits over the past. You know, last year.
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Yeah. Saying she heard Meredith crying and throwing up in the middle of the night and then recording them on the Sprint. You recorded us? And clip of her record recording. You've done really nasty things on the RV trip. Telling Whitney her business is getting dragged on social media. Why don't you just disengage, Meredith? Just disengage. Because I would be more than happy to disengage with you for the rest of all time. Okay.
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Ladies, sisters, everyone at this table, we all need to own things in order to move on. And I. And to show you that I am going to come for Lisa Barlow, but then pretend like I'm actually still her friend, because that's what you do when you own things. So let's own this. Let's have an open conversation. This is not a pylon. Again, let me just point out that we are owning this. So this is not a pylon, and I'm definitely owning that this is not a pylon. So let's pile on. We are adult women. We are privileged women. We are a sisterhood, and we are living our best lives. Except for Lisa, whose life is fake. Well, what's the pile on? I said I'm disengaging, and you got her telling me I'm wrong and Brahman supporting me and Lisa supporting me.
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And there is no gang up. I'm perfectly happy.
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Everything's fine over here. I'm happy as a clam.
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Actually, this was really funny because Meredith, like, we're making it sound like Meredith was having this huge fit, and she kind of was, but it was very calm for Meredith. She was, like, still eating. It's like, oh, you are this disgusting. Oh, I really enjoy the shrimp.
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Yeah, it was like she was like back to her normal self again. This is like, you know, this is the equivalent if of Meredith doing that thing where they're fighting at a dinner table outside, and then she goes into inside to be like, I'm leaving this dinner. And then she comes back out again, like wrapped in a comforter. And she's like, all right, I'm ready for the next one.
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Yeah. Or it's like when you go see Beyonce and she's giving it her all. And then she gets to that section where it's like just singing all of her greatest hits. And so it goes from her crying on the floor to being like, all the single ladies. All the single ladies all the single ladies all the single ladies. Get me bodied, get me bodied, get me bodied. And then she gets back to the real stuff and she's crying again on the floor.
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So Heather's like, okay, we're going to talk. We all need to own things. So what else do we need to own at this table? Does anyone need to own anything? Anyone at all maybe want to own things about leaking things to the media? Media as anyone. I'm gonna own the fact that I have no idea who I'm talking about right now. I don't know if anyone wants to volunteer. I'm definitely owning this, that this is not a planned attack.
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And she and Whitney look at each other and Then they look at Meredith, and Meredith is just eating. She's like, calmed down from her fight now. And Whitney goes, I need my energy out. I think you need to own something. And Meredith. And she goes, what? And she's like, yeah, remember the little conversation we had on our bed earlier? Remember? And Meredith just goes, o. Okay, yes. Well, then you guys should talk about it. You should. Knowing exactly what they're doing.
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Exactly. Because that was so clunky. They hatched this little plan, and then they want Meredith to be the one to go against Lisa. They're trying to, like, produce this fight, right? And they're trying to, like, have a rift between those friends. And Martha's like, no, you brought me in and you threw you, like, floated ideas by me. But I know I in no way said I'm gonna co sign on this revolution against Lisa. If you guys want to go against Lisa, have ada. But I already went through this and was an annoying two years of my life.
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And it's really highlighting what I've been saying about Heather, how Heather is pretending to Lisa's face, like, oh, my God, look how much I'm sticking up for you. Because in Heather's mind, she can say, well, remember the lunch? At the lunch, I was the one coming for Bronwyn. I'm the one that was coming for Bronwyn that whole time and asking her questions like, I was sticking up for you. I totally had your back. And then she would have had this dinner where Meredith came for Lisa, so Heather still would have looked like a good friend, but now it's blowing up. Blowing up in her face. So she's like, well, I was trying. And she even admits it. She's like, well, I was trying to make grounds with Lisa, and I thought it would go all over better if Meredith was with me, but now it just feels like leaving me high and dry. Heather, it's your plan. She's not leaving you high and dry. She's just letting you do your own show. So good luck.
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Yeah, exactly. So Heather goes, I don't care about anyone outside of the people seated at this table. I don't care about that any. Any of that whatsoever.
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Especially my daughters.
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I'm just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are the source of all the dirt, even though it was me who actually found out the dirt about Monica, but I think you are the source of all the other dirt.
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Wait, why are you guys even questioning me? Why are you questioning me? Because we feel like you always know the information before. Before everybody. I'm sorry, but this information was out last season.
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Yeah, so she. But because you just questioned me. Even though she thought you were questioning me, you just questioned me. Well, because apparently whenever you're upset, something gets leaked. And that was the commentary from these two. Oh, my gosh. This is so dumb. I hope you have my back. Madness. I hope you have my back. I have a back.
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Well, I said I hope it's not true, and I didn't think it was.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't have to hope it's not true. It's not true. It's not true.
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And Meredith does her like just opening her mouth like a fish on land, where she's like, bah, bah.
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That's all I need. I'm not the source of anything. People tell me stuff and I'm all of a sudden responsible. I can't buy that. It's like you know everything. Well, they think you're the one who has fed everything to the blogs. Yeah. You are the Grand Poobah.
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Oh, yeah. I'm the motherfucking dawn of Salt Lake City, I guess. Because this is fucking weird. This is weird, okay? I've never dug up dirt on any of these motherfucking path. And I. I'm so sick of being accused of this. I'm so sick of.
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Ah. People tell me stuff, okay? I'm at fucking Harmon's and I hear stuff. I hear shit. I also go to, like, the Angie Harmon Club, which is a really cool club because, like, I'm friends with Angie Harmon also, and I still hear stuff there too. And I go get like a Diet Coke and I hear stuff. I go to Wendy's and I hear stuff. I can't take this anymore. You guys, shut the fuck up about me. I don't do anything. Don't come near me. Don't come fucking near me.
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And Whitney does that thing where she stands up and she starts coming at her and she's like, don't come near me. Do not come near me, Whitney. Yeah, but I'm coming near you. What are you gonna do about it? Sit your little butt down. Okay, you know what? I'm leaving. If you come near me, I'm leaving.
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Downstairs, Angie, Mary just sitting on the bed watching tv, and you just hear muffled voices. And Mary's like, wait, I feel like I hear Whitney and Lisa. Oh, so Lisa's like, you guys have no one to beat up on if I'm not here. That's it. It's like And. And when he's like, you're not our punching bag. You're just a bag that we like to punch, but not technically a punching bag. No one's accusing you.
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And Heather's doing the gaslighting thing where she's like, are you kidding me, Lisa? You think we're beating up on you right now? We are being your friends.
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It's. Heather really has some nerve trying to pull this angle. And in fact, it's. It's so ballsy, I almost applaud her because the fact that she can sit there and tell, lisa Barlow, we think you're digging up dirt on all of us. We think you're leaking stuff to the press. This is like a cardinal sin in the world of the housewives. But we're not beating up on you. We're actually being friends right now. Like, what? That's crazy.
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It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Rappin's commercial. So Lisa takes her face and she says. She goes, you know everything I know. And Lisa, Whitney's still going, you're not our punching bag. She'll sit down. Whitney, just sit down. You. You sit.
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Then sit down and talk to me like a friend would.
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I like this when Lisa said, you know everything I know because it means that Lisa and Heather have been sitting there talking about it together, and now Heather's making it sound like it was all Lisa. And Lisa's the only person who's been.
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Doing this, so you call me Jen Shaw. You're lucky I haven't talked to any of you. Yeah, you know what?
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I'm so fucking sick of that.
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I'm sick of it.
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Oh, fuck off with that, Lisa. She goes, no, you fuck off with that. Yeah, I've been a very good friend to you, Lisa. Please name a time when you have been a good friend to Lisa. I've never fucking seen it. I've never seen it. Heather is such a good gaslighter, and she does it through this whole episode. She just keeps pounding it in, guys, I'm just a good friend to Lisa. I'm always a good friend to Lisa. And then I go read comments and like, oh, my God, Heather's been such a good friend to Lisa. It's nice to see her finally stand up to Lisa. She's been doing the same thing since season one. What are you talking about?
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If you don't defend me, oh, my God, you better say, I'm fucking sorry right now because I defended you. You know what? Don't be afraid of her. She's throwing her weight around, like, right now. Like, you, Lisa Barlow. I've been a good friend to you for so. For no other reason, the fact that we have a history. Lisa Barlow. Yeah. What are you even talking about right now? Because I'm honestly, like, I think it's so funny that Heather is trying to act like she's being a really good friend right now. She's saying that, like, by being this brutal honesty that she is having, this is the evidence of being a good friend. But, like. But meanwhile, Heather is the one whose definition of being a good friend has been to ride or die. You cover things up for your friends, but now all of a sudden, the definition has changed for her. I just think it's hilarious that she's doing this and she's like. And now you're gonna throw a fit right now. You're gonna. Are you kidding me? It's Lisa Barlow, and you're accusing her of leaking everything to the media. And then you're surprised that Lisa Barlow is gonna have a fit? She would have a fit over things that are a fraction of, Of. Of. As. As inflammatory as this. Shocked.
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She's like, just own it, Lisa. She goes, own what? She goes, that you're the source of all the dirt. She goes, fuck that. I'm not owning that. I'm not the source of any fucking dirt.
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And don't you ever put that on me ever again. Don't you ever do it again.
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So now they're trying to serve dinner, and Jason comes out with Joao, and they're all standing around, like, clearly trying, and Lisa actually, like, moves back to take her plate, but they won't serve it because they're still yelling like, you guys, you're not the show here. Just serve. This is dinner theater. Serve the. Serve the fucking food and leave. This isn't about you. Serve it.
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So they go. This goes back and forth for a long time. Like, you know all the dirt. You know all the dirt. I don't know Danny Dart. I don't know any dirt. You know all the dirt. You know everything. I'll say it. Grand larceny, theft. Well, it's all over the Internet. So that was. That part made me crack up. Because whether or not Lisa leaked these things, Lisa defending everything, be like, well, it's all over the Internet. Like, if I talk about. It's all over the Internet, it's like. That was the exact inverse of what happened earlier this season when they all sat around and Lisa put up the poster board of, like, the accusations and, bronwyn, was saying, hey, Lisa, I'm. I wasn't, like, digging things up. It was in the newspaper. I read it, and I was curious. It was on the Internet, basically. And Lisa's like, no, you dug it up. And now when the shoes on the other foot, Lisa's like, it was on the Internet. It was on the Internet. It wasn't my fault. I would. I wasn't digging anything up. So I just think it's so funny. How convenient. Like, how everyone is so hypocritical on this show at all times.
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Yeah, they literally all. They literally all are. Yeah. Because she's being a hypocrite, and so are they. By bringing up stuff from the Internet after they were like, how dare you? How dare you? So she's like, why am I responsible for what's on the Internet? What are you gonna blame me for? Two girls in a cop, too?
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So then Jason goes down to visit, check in on Angie, because Angie's still puking her face off. So he likes. Like, add some, like, warm blankets or something. Oh, this is worth it. The highlight of the night. What is going on up there? And he's like, well, it's a lot. A lot is happening. I was like a ghost up there. They didn't even see me.
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B
Yeah. So then back at dinner, Lisa's like.
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What do I need to say?
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B
Then she goes, you don't need to do anything, Lisa, but I'm gonna be honest with you that I think you're the source of the dirt. Okay, well, then, you know what? I just can't be your friend. She goes, are you kidding me? You can't be my friend because I'm accusing you of being a horrible person.
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I know. I got accused last year of leaking stuff that I didn't leak. And I actually defended you, Whitney, and I felt bad for you, and I really. I felt, like, really bad for you. Like what? Like if. What if you're the leak? Like, what if you're the leak? What if you're the leak? It's, like, not fucking me. It's not me.
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B
Yeah. So she's like, what about you? What if you're the leak? What if you're the leak? And Heather's like, I would own it if I were the leak. I would own it. Oh, yeah. I love how this got spun. It got spun. It's not spun. You're fucking spinning it, you moron. You're the one spinning it.
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No, no, I don't do spin glass. I don't exercise. I do not know what you're accusing me of doing, and I just don't have anything more to say to you.
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She's also, you know, this is what's making me crazy. Like, I still don't know. Maybe Lisa is the one who found it. But what's making me crazy is that they keep gaslighting her. She's not spinning it. She's just saying she didn't do it. How is that a spin? She's just denying it. They're like, stop spinning it. She's not. She's saying she didn't do it. So she's like, you're spinning it, and you're spinning it the wrong way. Lisa. One day we spin things and they come back to hit us in the face because we are stupid spinning women. She's like, I literally can't believe you.
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Would do this to me.
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I'm, like, in shock. I'm, like, in shock.
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A
Have I ever disparaged your marriage? Have I ever disparaged your business? Have I ever done anything to you, Lisa Barlow? I'm gonna say what I think. I'm gonna say it to your face, and if you don't like it, you get off the. God. If you can't hear what I have to say, if you don't like that I accuse you of being treacherous, this entire group, and some someone that we should never trust, then fuck you. Okay, then. Okay, then I'm happy to go because.
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The fact that you accused me of something that I would never do when I'm wearing a cowboy hat is really low, Heather.
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It's really low.
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And no, you know what, Meredith? Don't even come for me. Because, like, you've made it clear, okay?
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And I've never been accused of something.
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I did not do.
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I will not do that.
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And you know what?
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I don't need to be calmed down. You know?
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What?
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Do you mean it? Do you want me to go? Do you want me to go? No, of course I don't want you to go. We have two more days of cornering you and accusing you of leaking things to the Internet. You can't leave tonight.
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But how would you feel like if I was like, you're the source.
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You're the source. You just admitted. Heather, it's you. I have been a very good friend to you, which has nothing to do with this moment, but I'm gonna bring it up again. And I'm a friend to you till the death, for some reason.
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You know what? Being a friend to me is not telling me to admit to something I didn't do. That's not you being a friend.
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That's.
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That's being fucking everything else.
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Like.
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Like what you've done to me.
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Like what you've done, Whitney. Like what you've done. You've done it to others.
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Ha. No, I've not done a fucking thing to you.
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Get out.
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Get that out of your head right now.
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No, I'm not gonna get it out of my head because I know I. I know you have done things. That is.
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Ha. So now Heather's pulling Lisa away, and she's like, don't touch Whitney. Like, she's trying to hurt Whitney. Oh, my God.
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She's like, you guys are liars and you're fakes. You're fakes. Listen to me. Why is it so bad that you're the one that knows everything about everyone? That's not bad. That shows you know things. You're smart, you're intrepid. You know how to use the Internet. You can research things. You know people at places. This is actually a very empowering moment for you. Why aren't you leaning into it? Talk about spinning it. Talking about spinning right there. Why is it bad that you're the one that knows everything? What? Crazy. And she's like, I just think that Heather's. I think that Heather's mind games are hilarious. I'm like, she is working so quickly on such a different level.
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Oh, she's so gross. And how she does it. And Lisa falls for it every time. I feel like everybody falls for it. It's so nice to hear you laughing about it. Because I'm like, am I the only one seeing that? It's making me crazy? And everyone's like, oh, yeah, go get her, Heather. She's such a fucking liar. So Lisa's like, it's not true. It's not true. And she goes, okay, then who's the leak? Ask your buddies. Just. But you are my buddy. That's why I'm asking you.
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I'm gonna call John. Hey, John. I'm, like, so sad. I am, like, so sad, John. There's not even a Wendy's on the set, Jon.
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Lisa. Lisa.
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I'm so sad. Get the fuck away from me. I'm so sad, John.
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No, I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna leave you. I'm friends till death. Which is why, until your grave, I'm gonna accuse you of being the leak, like a good friend would do.
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Brother just accused me of leaking all the blog. And, like, you know, that's like the meanest thing that everyone's ever done to me. And she goes, admitted, she keeps saying, just say you're this or it's John. John, are you here?
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That's not what I did. You're creating this out of your mind. No, you literally are doing that. She's not even making this up. Off. If you want to walk downstairs, leave me. Then leave me.
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John. What you said, say you're the source. Say. And like I've never done anything to hurt them, John. Not even once. Not once. John, are you there? John, are you there? Oh, sorry, it was the Wendy's drive thru. Hold on, let me call John.
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I thought Heather and I had come so far and for her to go back into this, like, Lisa's a villain. Lisa's the source. It's bullshit and it's ridiculous.
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You know what?
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She's like, it's making like it's making me reassess our friendship.
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Yeah.
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So now we go back to the crew and Alicia's like, oh my God, that one's threatening to leave. It's amazing. It's amazing.
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A
She's loving it. It. So now Heather, I mean, this is. Heather is actually almost like moving into like a Leon Lockin space because she walks into Angie and Mary's room and she's. Now she's sobbing. I mean, and I say that meaning that Leanne Lockin was like one of the queens of melodrama, like when she was on Dallas. So now she's like, oh my God. Oh my God, Heather, what's happened? She's like, I was coming to try to find Lisa because she's so mad at me. But first, how are you feeling? And then she's like, don't worry about me. I'm just puking up all my feta cheese. What's happening with you? Well, okay, I just merely said you're the source of all the lies and all the, all the things that are getting leaked. No, something innocent like that. Something a good friend would say to someone. It's practically a hollow bar card. And she just fully freaked out. Why would she freak out on that?
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And Angie's like, oh, you are so brave. You are so brave. She's like, yeah, and I'm her friend over Bronwyn's. But like the. She is you guys, she is the league. Mary is like, don't cry over that because you're being real. You're being real. And real friends need that. Real friends need it. And you know what? It is game over. Game over. I don't care what you do. It is Wrong. It is wrong.
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A
And Mary's like, the captain was paying attention. He said, heather's getting at Lisa. So then Whitney is. Now Whitney is like, I want to go on a tour. Daisy, will you show me the tour of the kitchen? And you know, Daisy hates this. Oh, God, I have to clean up my bedroom because she's gonna want to look inside of it. So now Whitney's going on some tour, and she almost falls down the stairs.
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B
Yeah. And then Jason asked Brittany if she had a good night. She's like, oh, I sure did. So let me ask you this. Do you actually run the ship?
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A
It's like, yeah, I'm a captain. It's part of what happens when you're the captain. You become the captain of the ship. So the correlation, you know, when they say correlation does not mean causation, in this case, it does. When you're the captain. You're the captain.
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B
Well, could you give me a tour maybe of the ship?
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A
Well, tomorrow. Not tonight. I'm going to bed. I've been up since 4am oh, but.
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B
I was just looking for an excuse to get out of here. Okay, go away. There's other men here. So he leaves, and Whitney's still taking the tour. It's like, oh, my God, the food was amazing. Is this the kitchen where you cook things? Wow. I have a pan at home, too. Look, I could do a dance on it. She's like, swinging from the pan rack.
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A
I just got a text from Bobby. He wants to know if you have any soda in the refrigerator. She's also clutching her fingers onto the kitchen island and turning pale. So then.
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B
So Brittany goes to check on Lisa, and Lisa's now sitting on the edge of the swimming platform thing, and she's.
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Like, john, John, tomorrow, come get me.
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I'm going to a hotel.
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Promise me you'll come get me, John. It was a 15 hour flight to get over there, by the way. So Brittany's like, hey, hey, Lisa.
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B
No, I don't want you near me.
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A
I don't want anyone near me. Don't come near me. No. A wise man said, you are loved. You are loved. Can I just hug you?
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B
No.
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A
No.
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B
You know what? It's the sickest thing I've ever heard in my life. Just leave me alone. You know what? I just want to be with John.
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A
Can I just say I love you?
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B
No. Gross. Don't.
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Don't.
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I don't want anyone touching me or near me.
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A
Okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. So back to Heather crying to Angie. Mary, she goes, mary, what do I Say to her, well, you were telling the truth. Just say, I'm being a real friend, and I'm telling you how I feel. And I'm telling you how we all feel. And we all feel, and we all know it.
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B
So, Mary, Heather's like, I'm gonna go now. I'm carrying it for all of us. This is what I do for the sisterhood.
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A
I'm carrying it for all of us. Oh, the weight of accusing Lisa Barlow of doing something, which is what they do every single.
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B
Like, I got you, guys. I got you. I love you so much. That's why I'm going to carry these messages. Okay, so now she goes looking for Lisa. And Britney's like, well, I was actually looking for you, and I found Lisa. And she's like, I'm going to go talk to her. Okay. Is she leaving the boat? And she's like, no, she's right there. And so she sees her sitting on the end of the dock, and Lisa's.
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A
Just like, john, John, why did they.
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B
Do this to me? It.
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A
And it fades to black. So I don't know if Lisa leaked or not. You know, I think I. I really do tend to believe this was the audience. Like, someone in the audience found this. Lisa may have maybe Lisa called up a friend, said, you know what? I'm so sick of Bronwyn. Why don't you look up all these rumors that they're saying online? Like, I would not be surprised if Lisa gets messy. But I think ultimately the takeaway for me was how Heather really was. Heather basically is, like, wants to accuse Lisa of these things, but somehow also maintain the friendship and act like this is somehow a gesture of, like, humane sisterhood. I don't know, but it was hilarious.
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B
Yeah, I. I think that there. You know, I don't think Lisa's above talking to bloggers and stuff like that and being like, oh, my God, I heard this thing. Well, I also heard this thing, or whatever. I don't think she's above it. The reason I just can't get on her is because I feel like they all fucking do it. I mean, Whitney had the jizz for jazz thing against Lisa. They were all excited to talk about all of Lisa's stuff. I just think that they all do it, and I would rather know what's going on with Bronwyn. I wish they would dig into Bronwyn's stuff. I don't think that someone being accused of all this stuff that you should just be able to come in and be like, oh, nothing. It was Nothing. And you guys are ridiculous and my husband's mad at you for bringing it up. And they're like, okay, let's get Lisa. It's just. Just like you've got such good stuff there to work with and you're just coming after Lisa again. You do it after. You do it every single season, you know.
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A
But I also would like to know what's going on with Lisa because she's the one who actually has active cases against her that are. That are happening. So I also would like to know about that as well. We've completely gotten away from that. But I will say one thing. I'm really not that interested. I'm getting kind of tired of Housewives fights about who leaked things to the media. Like, I actually, I'm starting to feel like that's not the most common, compelling argument because it's so meta. It's really like you can never really get to the bottom of it, you know, that aren't. But what happened, what's happening on Orange county is sort of interesting because it kind of like with the launching off point for like a larger issue about lying in the group with Gretchen, yada, yada, yada. But like, it got tiresome with Lucy Lucy apple juice. I think it's like, it's just not my favorite thing. I prefer when the fights are more about true interpersonal things that are happening within the show, within relationships, as opposed to who was talking to what blogger. Because it's sort of. I don't know, I just, I. I don't think it's really about as much the central premise of the Real Housewives about, like, when it becomes about who said what to some outsider, it's. It should be really about how do I feel about you as about relationship and etc. Etc. I like when shifting loyalties. We were best friends. Now we're not friends anymore. Like, that's more compelling to me. So while this was like a very entertaining episode, I have to admit I wasn't totally invested in what they were squabbling about.
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B
Yeah, Yeah. I mean, the stuff comes out, it's going to be out there. So who at this point, like, who even cares? Because if she did do it, like, okay, well, then where'd you get the information? Like, you just did a simple Internet search. Like, what are you going to yell at somebody for Googling something. That's kind of what it's becoming, you know, it's like, oh, you googled something and came up with someone's record. Sealed records.
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A
Ooh.
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B
I mean, I Don't know. Yeah, I think, like, I have no problem Googling somebody, so I Google everybody I meet. So I don't. I don't know. To me, it's just not that big of a deal.
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A
Yeah. All right, well, the. The Blow Deck Salt Lake City crossover will continue next week, I'm sure to a great effect. And thanks everyone for being here on this episode. We got more recaps coming up later this week and so be sure that you're subscribed here to watch what happens and we'll catch you on the next one. Bye, everyone.
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Bye.
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