#3061 RHOP S10E05 Part 1: Nevis and Buttheads

Summary

Watch What Crappens: RHOP S10E05 Part 1 (“Nevis and Buttheads”)

Podcast: Watch What Crappens
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Episode: #3061 (Recap of Real Housewives of Potomac S10E05: “Sunshine and Tap and Sex”)
Release Date: November 3, 2025

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Episode Overview

Ben and Ronnie dive into the latest hilarious, contentious, and messy Real Housewives of Potomac episode, recapping the trip to Nevis and the endless drama among the cast. With sharp wit and perfect impressions, they break down contract leaks, friendship betrayals, failed cast auditions, and the ongoing saga of who’s a “WAG” (wives and girlfriends of athletes). The episode buzzes with Scheana-like enthusiasm, tons of sidebars about BravoCon plans and Real Housewives history, and their signature blend of praise, ridicule, and shade for all things Bravo.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

BravoCon & Patreon Announcements (05:16–07:00)

• Excitement for BravoCon: Ben gets the date wrong (“It’s next week!”) but Ronnie gently corrects him.
• Fan Meetup: Teases a Crappens meetup at BravoCon ("We ain't there to make our money off of you. It's just fun times to meet you guys.” — Ronnie, 06:09).
• Patreon Update: Trailer trash preview for the Vanderpump Rules trailer drops.

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RHOP Contract “Leak” Debunked (07:29–13:50)

A viral “contract” allegedly showing RHOP’s Stacy owing half her salary to a partner is called out as a clear fake:

• Ben & Ronnie dissect inconsistencies: wrong date (signed after filming wrapped), unprofessional formatting, and nonsensical terms.
• Quote: “Be smarter with your fake contract. At least say 2023…Am I crazy?” — Ben, (09:31)
• Attorney Preston Mitchum’s tweet earns a mention, savaging the contract’s legality and formatting.
• Ben deems it “Stacy vindication”—the rumors are baseless.

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The QVC Camel Sweater Clip Phenomenon (13:50–13:50)

• Ronnie: Relishes Stacy’s viral QVC moments: “Talk about length, talk about drama, talk about stones, talk about comfort. So lightweight!” — (13:06)
• Ronnie and Ben agree none of the other memeable QVC moments top that original camel sweater clip.

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Nevis Dinner Table Drama: Chris Samuels Rumors (13:51–17:55)

• Ashley Accuses Stacy of Chasing After Chris Samuels:

  • Stacy denies, calls Chris a long-time friend.
  • Ben questions the “shady” undertones: “What is shady about her ever becoming friends with Chris Samuels? Why is that any different from Giselle becoming friends with a football player?” — (15:45)
  • Ronnie points out everyone’s overplaying the “girl code” breach; Monique’s not even on the show.

• Ashley’s Detective Work: Ashley’s receipt is messy and secondhand. Ronnie: “If Stacy climbed on top of that volcano and pounded it…she’s allowed!” — (16:21)

• “WAG Wars” Begin: Angel claims Chris Samuels is her husband Bobby’s mentor. Ben and Ronnie poke fun at Angel’s attempt to claim elder stateswoman status:

  • “You have to at least turn 40 first!”
  • “Don’t brag about your husband. We’re friends with you, not him!” — Ronnie (21:03)

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Failed Cast Auditions: Angel & Kiarna’s Dud Energy (17:59–24:19)

• Claire summary: Both Angel and Kiarna’s attempts to create drama are limp and flop with the group.

  • “This was a real weird episode for Angel…she’s kind of blowing it.” — Ronnie (17:59)
  • The hosts mock the revolving door of forgettable new cast members.

• Kiarna’s “Dark Cloud” Edit: Ronnie notes the editors repeatedly cut to her sulking. Ben: “It’s hilarious. Post production is so shady to Kiarna.” — (57:07)

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Confessional Game Night: Truth or Tequila (28:45–39:06)

• Ashley launches a “Truth or Drink” Game: (“You’re either asked a question or you take a drink of tequila.” — (32:08))

• Notable Questions & Responses:

  • Wendy: Admits to a stripper crush (“She was so bad, she had braces. But she was gorgeous.” — Wendy, (32:39))
  • Stacy: “I’ve always had a crazy crush on Rachel Maddow.” Ashley’s face is priceless, considering her own taste in men.
  • Jazzy: Admits past “infractions” (aka cheating) in her marriage, but is unbothered now.

• Angel Kills Giselle (in the game): “Okay, in this moment, the person who I would kill is Giselle!” — Angel, (36:13)

  • Mizell and everyone laugh; Angel finally has a “fun” moment on screen.

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The Filter/Face Shaming Drama – Angel vs. Giselle (40:00–47:20)

• Angel gets emotional: Hurt by Giselle’s filtered-face comment; tears up in confrontation.

  • “I look at you kind of like a big sister…Not something I expected from you, being a mother.” — Angel, (41:10)
  • Giselle surprised, apologizes (“By no means do I want to hurt you.” — Giselle, (41:02))

• Meta-shade: Ben sidetracks about famous mean mothers (“Marlene Dietrich would’ve been an amazing Real Housewife!” — 43:43)

• Resolution falters: Angel rejects Giselle’s hug, remains moody (“We didn’t give hugs on the red carpet, so I’m not giving them to you now. Please leave my villa.” — Angel, (46:31)), then says “I’ll leave it at that,” (52:23) to which Ben and Ronnie roll their eyes.

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Poolside Group Dynamics & Victim Complexes (47:49–56:00)

• Moping and Victim Energy: Ben and Ronnie are exasperated by Angel and Kiarna’s mopey energy.

  • “If this is gonna crumble, you just go home.” — Ronnie, (52:29)
  • “It’s giving dish rag,” — Ben (55:09), launching a tangent on dish towels’ real-life absorbency.

• Kiarna blames everyone else for her isolation: Ben and Ronnie recap how Kiarna engineered most of her “drama” and now bemoans everyone being mean.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On fake contract drama: “What a sloppy fake contract… Can you send me the link? I need to see this with my own eyes.” — Ben, (10:22)
• On ‘WAG’ humility: “You have to be in the trenches more… You’re the youngest one on the cast and trying to act like you are this mother hen.” — Ronnie, (23:35)
• On Kiarna’s vibe: “You’re the one producing all the milk. Why are you mad when I want some for my coffee, cow?” — Ronnie, (29:42)
• On Angel and Giselle’s reconciliation: “This conversation is so shallow and unnecessary… you get no filter. How I look doesn’t affect anybody but me, and my husband likes it, so that’s all that matters. And I have a husband!” — Ben channeling Angel, (46:52)
• On ‘sad sisters duo’: “Right now, it’s giving the sad sisters duo.” — Ronnie, (55:09)
• On production’s shade: “Post production is so shady to Kiarna… we see you, post department!” — Ben, (57:07)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• BravoCon & Patreon Chatter: 05:16–07:00
• Contract Leak Ridiculed: 07:29–13:50
• Viral QVC Clip Chat: 13:50–13:50
• Nevis Dinner and Chris Samuels Rumor: 13:51–17:55
• WAG Wars and Cast Auditions: 17:59–24:19
• Game Night: Truth or Drink: 28:45–39:06
• Angel vs. Giselle – Filter Face Scandal: 40:00–47:20
• Group Pool Dynamics & “Sad Sisters”: 47:49–56:00

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Tone & Vibe

The episode is snarky, inside joke-laden, and self-aware, always keeping the focus on playful but incisive critique:

• The hosts oscillate between bracing honesty, camp, and Bravo-referential humor.
• They highlight the ridiculousness of cast dynamics, faked drama, and production shenanigans while rooting for the show to stay fun and ridiculous (not just petty).

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Summary

Ben and Ronnie’s version of the RHOP drama is both deeply knowledgeable and sharply funny, puncturing fake scandals, mocking the audition energy of new Housewives, and keeping real Housewives energy alive. Their recaps are the perfect balance of recap and roast: you get every key plot, every sideswipe, and a who's-who of Potomac drama.

END OF PART 1
Look for the “Part Two” recap for the remainder of the episode!

Transcript

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[A]

Whoa. Hello, Ben. How are you today?

[B]

I am. I'm feeling great. It's a Monday. Potomac was so funny last night. It's so good this season. So I'm feeling invigorated. Started off a fresh new week. I went to the farmer's market this morning. I got myself some vegetables to be, you know, healthy and lovely and wonderful and I'm just excited. I'm excited. To recap today, tonight we have crappy hour. That's at 5:30 on the West Coast, 8:30 on the east coast. And we'll be talking about all sorts of, you know, headlines and talk to you guys. That's gonna be, you can find that on YouTube, on Instagram, on Patreon. And we hope you join us because we always have a really fun time. So that's this evening and of course speaking of Patreon, we have our beautiful Patreon. We are going to be doing for this week's bonus episode a Trailer trash for the new Vanderpump rules trailer. It drops literally five minutes ago while we were sitting here just shooting the shit. And I can't wait. I can't wait. So we'll be doing that on our patreon. Patreon.com. watch our crappens. And then, you know, Ronnie, I think, you know, Bravo Khan is next week. I'm just gonna say.

[A]

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[B]

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No, it's not. No, it's not. We have two weeks.

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Let me look.

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Because next week.

[B]

Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

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Yes, we have two weeks.

[B]

No, it's next week.

[A]

Right?

[B]

It's next week.

[A]

Isn't it the 17th?

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

Hey.

[A]

And there's a lot of Crappens listeners that are going to be there. So, you know, start it off right.

[B]

Yeah, we're just gonna have a fun time and this will be my first Bravo Con. But from, from what I hear at night, there's all sorts of these things that happen. These, these parties that like, you know, no one gets it. No one can get into. Right. Like that. Apparently it's like so and so has a party and like, you have to be a certain Bravo Liberty to go to it. And like that. We'll have a party. We'll have a party.

[A]

Yeah, we're going to do our own.

[B]

We'll have our own party and everyone can come and we'll just have a really fun time and we'll all party and get wasted and do fun things. So. Yeah. Stay tuned for more details about that as we get them.

[A]

Yeah. So we're going to be having fun over there. Hope you can join us. And today is Real Housewives of Potomac Season 10, Episode 5, Sunshine and Tap and sex.

[B]

Sunshine and sex. Well, they might as well call it dinner plates and sex because my dinner plates remind me of sunshine. Remember, Ramona said that as a throwback. We used to say that all the time. And Ramona's like, these plates, they're yellow. They remind me of sunshine.

[A]

Yep, that's why we say sunshine. So you know what Sunshine. Sunshine and Nevis did You see, I actually had this on crappy hour links. But let me pull it out because this is so funny to me. Did you see the Potomac contract that was finally released between Stacy and tj?

[B]

No. Finally released it. That's. You know what Hughes News. You lose.

[A]

Supposedly I believe in this. Everyone loves Stacy now seconds. Yeah, yeah. So this is on reality blurb. That's where we're getting this. And they got it from Bravo and cocktails. You know, who knows? Everybody got it from somebody. Okay, but it's just a paper. Looks like someone printed it at home in Helvetica. And it just says in caps all on the top. Real Housewives of Potomac contract. I, Stacy D. Rush, willingly entered this agreement with Thomas Anthony Jones Jr. As an equal partner and cast member of Bravo TV's Real Housewives of Potomac. Produced by Truly original. I agree that Thomas Anthony Jones Jr. Is entitled to 50% of my total salary earned as compensation for my appearance for the 2024 season as a cast member. And each season I appear as a cast member of Real Housewives of Potomac. Thereafter, this contract shall automatically renew each season and remain in effect until my employment as a cast member of Potomac ends or a mutually agreed time signed May 5, 2024. Signed by supposedly both of these people. Now, her signature is not even the cursive it's just made.

[B]

So 2024. The season had already aired.

[A]

Yeah. 5, 5, 24.

[B]

Be smarter with your fake contract. What do you.

[A]

Yeah, how does that make sense? 5, 5, 24 would be the season's.

[B]

Over filmed and was and had already aired at that point. Like what's of like. Come on, be do. Be better with your fake contract at least like say 2023. You say February 2023 or like April. I mean, right? Am I crazy? Don't we.

[A]

Real Housewives of Potomac reunion 2024. Let's see when it was. Okay, the season eight reunion aired in 2024 and consisted of three points. Yeah. So you're right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because remember, we were at watching on March 31. It aired on March 31, 2024. So why would you sign a contract after and after he dissed you? Yeah.

[B]

So 100.

[A]

Like, are we vindicated in not believing this?

[B]

That is the worst. That's crazy. Like, that's so sloppy. What a sloppy fake contract. Can you send me the link? I need to see this with my own eyes. I am.

[A]

I just closed it.

[B]

Okay, I'll find it. I will rummage around.

[A]

Hold on.

[B]

Let me.

[A]

Yeah, I'll pull it up for you. Recently closed. Okay. Real House.

[B]

It's actually so sloppy that I'm like, maybe you read it wrong, Ronnie. I'm like, now I've got to double check your work, Ronnie, because I just.

[A]

You gotta double check. Well, you know, you do have to double check me, and I freely admit that, because I do have, like, a crazy person brain, you know? But here, let me get this.

[B]

I think I found it.

[A]

I know that we're wasting people's time. Okay. Yeah, I see you in the document.

[B]

It literally said, okay, I didn't get it wrong. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. It literally says 5524. It says is entitled. What? Like that. Why would she. After they had that fallout on the reunion that was filmed in January. In fact, we know it's filmed in January because when we're at Watch what happens live, Andy was like, I got to show you. He was talking to us about the reunion. He's like. He's like, well, we just filmed the reunion, so, like, why is now four months later? Why would like this.

[A]

So stupid. It is so stupid. And also, why is she going to agree to give him money for every season she's on? That's just ridiculous.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That's the most and half. Yeah, you give somebody half your income. I mean, I know first season people don't make that much money, but still.

[B]

Well, Preston, if I'm scrolling down here, Preston, who we. We know and love from Summer House.

[A]

Martha's Vineyard, said Preston Mitchum, who just got married. So congratulations to him. He just married Donald.

[B]

Donald, he says, as an attorney, even the looks of this PMO piss me off. Maybe from the randomly bolded RHOP contract at the top to the paragraph spacing to a signature not being there, to him not being a cast member and therefore no contractual relationship with Truly Bravo nbcu. Even if they entered one, it should be written very differently. Three crying emojis. This looks like it was written, but, like, it doesn't matter. It, like, no matter what is written, the fact that this is the most damning thing is the fact that it's dated May 5, 2024. That's crazy. I love stupid people.

[A]

So there you go. I look at this as a Stacy vindication. I will take it as a Stacy Rush vindication. You guys, don't you love camels? Let's take a look at this camel selling on the qvc. The QVC clips have been going around, and they are just hilarious.

[B]

They are hilarious. I mean, the best one, really, is her saying, talk about. Talk about length, talk about drama, talk about stones, talk about comfort. So lightweight. Like, that's the best. And I do kind of have a feeling, like, people are trying to, like, be like, wait, what about this one? What about this one? And they're all very funny, but honestly, none of them can top that one. That's, like, with that. That's just, like, the supreme with the camera tight on her face and her eyes are, like, flaring, and her face is going from, like, smile to, like, fierce. It's so camp and so gay. Oh, it's great.

[A]

Yeah, it's great stuff. So I consider this vindication, madam. So congratulations. You've been vindicated by a cult of Krappins.

[B]

Yeah, absolutely.

[A]

All right, so here we go. Real Housewives of Potomac, Sunshine, and Tex. Okay, so we are at dinner in Nevis, and Ashley has just revealed that Stacy has trying to. Has been trying to get with Chris Samuels. With the giant Chris Samuels. She's like, who told you that? Well, my friend is a publicist, and he works with a lot of athletes. And then Tatiana told me the night of my Bloom ball that you had reached out to her to connect you with Chris Samuels.

[B]

I adore Chris Samuels. He is a great man, a great father. We are good friends. Yeah, but, like.

[A]

And it's not his fault his golden goose was stolen. I would be upset, too.

[B]

And what a beautiful golden goose it is. Look at the contours on it. Have you ever wanted to make a wish? You can get it with a golden goose if you order right now. That's beautiful.

[A]

Look at this breakfast. It's so golden. It's so fresh. It's so. Taste out my tooth. Do not eat the golden eggs, guys. Do not eat the golden eggs.

[B]

When Jesus met the three wise men, one of the gifts he did consider was a golden goose, and he chose not to. But now you can have that same golden goose if you order. Now.

[A]

Could you imagine Jesus having A golden goose. He never would have had to fish. How would it change the whole Bible?

[B]

Talk about gold, talk about ovior, talk about omelets, talk about fortune. So much.

[A]

Talk about the Father, talk about the Son, talk about the Holy Spirit, talk about gold eggs. Am I right, guys? So she's like, yeah, I know. I know him. He's a great man. What a great father. And Ashley's like, how do you know these things about him? And she's like, we are very, very good friends. I was just asking Tatiana to hook me up with a very close friend who I've known for years.

[B]

But how did that friendship come to be? Well, both of us have been. Have gone through a divorce. We both have a lot of friends in common, and that's. That's what it is. By the way, Ashley asking, how did you become friends with Chris Samuels? What? Like, what is shady about her ever becoming friends with Chris Samuels? Like, why is that any different from Giselle becoming friends with this other football player? Or, like, anyone knowing any football? Like, I mean, did we not see. Like, what about Giselle dating Jason Cameron? Isn't that. That is also, like, a. A weird thing. And why is that not questioned? Or was it not questioned or any of. Any of the.

[A]

I don't think any of it's weird. I mean, you're allowed to whoever you want. I don't think it's weird if Stacy climbed on top of that volcano and, you know, pounded it. I mean, she's allowed to do that. Yeah, she was single. He's single.

[B]

Yeah, she has no. She has no allegiance to Monique whatsoever. And none of the. And by the way, none of these ladies do either. They were the ones who ran her out off the show, and now they're acting like, wow, this is like a violation of girl code.

[A]

I know. Giselle over here standing up for Monique. I'm sorry, you're talking about Monique? Shouldn't you get your bodyguard in the room to discuss her?

[B]

I know Giselle. Giselle, who probably still can't go into a staples because there are too many binders in there.

[A]

Yeah, well, Ashley stood up for Monique, to be fair. So she's like, yeah, we both been divorced. And she's like, well, Chris is telling people too, girl. It's not. And she's like, well, I mean, if you were a guy, wouldn't you tell someone that I was trying to date them? I mean, are you kidding? Have you seen my QVC clips and Angels? Like, do you know how many people slipped into my dmings. After I talked about that camel sweater.

[B]

My dmings. So Angel's like, as a wag, I just want to say he's not like that. And Jazz is like, oh, so you know Chris Samuels? He's one of Bobby's mentors. Yeah. So he's like. He's like the. He's the wah. Actually, I'm sorry. He's the AG of the wag, you know, because he's the actual athlete. You know what I'm talking about? Wait, actually, no. None of the athletes are actually in there. Okay, whatever. I'm getting confused in my own and in my own acronym. But just so you know, I am a Wagner.

[A]

And I'm a bigger rag than all of you.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

This was a real weird episode for Angel. I knew that angel wasn't my favorite. Like, I just didn't think she really had the personality. You know, you can kind of tell right from the start she didn't really pop.

[B]

No.

[A]

But, you know, you give everyone a chance. But she's kind of blowing it.

[B]

Yeah, she's Angel. I feel bad for her.

[A]

She seems sad about blowing it, but she's not great. Never let someone who's not good on your show cast the other person on your show.

[B]

Thank you. That's a great.

[A]

The fact that they're letting Kiarna bring people onto the show is just insane. It's like asking your employee who does the least, like, do you know any friends. Do you know any friends who might want to pick up some shift person who's late 10 times this week and barely does anything while they're at work?

[B]

Yeah, I. I agree. You know, first episode, I was optimistic about Angel. I was like, I kind of like her. She's like, you know, she's spunky. And then she has, like, done worse and worse every episode to the point where now it's clear that. That she probably will just be a one season wonder. And. Yeah, this is. This is why we can't. This. This is what happens when you let. Let Kieran onto the show, because she really was never been, like, a very good housewife, and now that she's trying harder, she's actually doing worse. So. But it is funny knowing, like, I love the fact that we all as an audience are like, kieran is, like, not doing a good job. Right. But I like that the cast members are also like, kieran's not doing a good job. We're all in it together. What the hell with Kierna?

[A]

Yeah. So here angel goes overstating something and then understating something, which is kind of. I'm learning one of her patterns. So she's like, oh, yeah, Chris Samuels is one of Bobby's mentors. Yeah, huge deal. Mentor, mentor. Big word, guys. So then the producer asks her about it, and she goes, yeah, we know Chris because one of the colleagues that was recruiting Bobby was Bama, and that's where Chris was going at the time. So I think that he was kind of being a big brother to him, but that's the extent of it. No big deal. Just a big brother. So we barely know, but he's a brother. He's had a mentor, but don't really.

[B]

Know, you know, Angel. What are you saying? Listen, listen, Waggy poo. Okay? This. It's too much, okay? Because.

[A]

Listen here.

[B]

Waggy poo, okay? She is. Every scene, she's bragging about being a wag. And I know that being a wag is something you brag about. You brag about being a wag. Okay, sure. But she really is taking on this. This idea that she's like an elder statesman, you know? And. Sure, that's something that. Like Charisse. That's kind of like Charisse's lane, by the way. And I think Sharice has earned it because she was like a wag to a coach, a basketball player who became a coach, and she went through, like, all the. And then got spat out on the other end. And now she's older. Her kids are older. They're in college or maybe beyond. I feel like Shareese is a. Is a. Is a great representative of a Mid Atlantic elder stateswoman of the WAG community. But Angel's only 36 also.

[A]

What. What was great about Shareese is that she hated her husband. So it was like, I'm. I'm a wag who still. Who ended up getting all the money, you know? So it was like a successful divorcee wag, which I think was more fun to watch. And I don't. I don't even know that it's the. It's the WAG part of it that bothers me. Like, I don't care who you're married to. I really don't want to hear about your husband all the time. And it's. It's not only on Real Housewives, it's in real life too. Like, I'm friends with you. I'm not friends with your fucking husband. I don't care what your husband did today. I don't care what your fucking husband's opinion is on anything. I don't Want to talk about your husband? Like, I'm not going to lunch with you if all you're going to do is talk about your husband. I would hang out with that loser, but I'm not with him. I'm with you. So let's talk about you, you know? Yeah, it's kind of sad. I don't like it. I don't know why.

[B]

I just only sort of like, noticed or maybe just like process that you have like an eye patch on right now.

[A]

Oh, I'm just playing with it because I was wearing the Leah Black eye patch things earlier. Go get them. But I took them off before we started this. But I feel like this eye needs some more because I sleep on my face on this side. So this eye is real haggy. This one's a lot. Look how nice this eye looks. Yeah, Leah Black. Look how nice this eye looks. And look how haggy this one is.

[B]

I can't tell. Just got a patch on the haggie one. I'll take your word for it. I do think that, like, I agree with you. Like, I don't want to hear about Bobby. I think it's actually funny. Like it's. It's funny because she's so ridiculous about it because she's clearly insecure. So she feels like she has to sort of. She sort of has to like flex about this. I just think that like, she's acting like she's the first wag that's been on the show. And this is a show that like Sharice was on the first season. We had Jassy last season. There have been wags that have come through and there's wags all over the Real Housewives in general. I mean, even frickin Catherine, what's her face? Catherine Edwards was a wag to Donnie Edwards back in the day on, on Beverly Hills. Like, the wags are everywhere. So like, you don't get like any like bonus cred for being the wag of a starter who like only recently wrapped up his NFL career. Like, if you want to be like an elder wag, you have to at least turn 40 first and foremost. And then you also have to go through the, the post wag of like, the guy's done with his career and now he's having an existential crisis and your marriage is going to. Because he can't deal with the fact that his like, his life plan is now like crumbled to ashes. That's when you become an elder stateswoman.

[A]

Wag, but not a CMT or whatever. Yeah, is it called cmt country music.

[B]

The travel ct. Ct. It's not.

[A]

Whatever that. The brain thing, you know, like, you need some more history.

[B]

You need to.

[A]

You need to be in the trenches.

[B]

A little bit more. That's what we're saying. But you also just have to. You just have to be older. Yeah. Like, you're the youngest one. You're one of the youngest ones on this cast, and you're trying to act like you are this mother hen to these young wags, and it's just.

[A]

It just. Yeah, listen here.

[B]

Baby wag, baby wag, baby waggy poo.

[A]

We're not buying it, and we are kind of being haters. I don't hate her. I just. I would like to see her not brag about her husband's accomplishment so much and kind of, you know, come into her own, which I think sometimes Housewives is really good for, you know, so maybe she will. I don't think she'll have the time, honestly, but we'll see. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.

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[B]

So funny this episode. I was like, damn, why'd you have to get into a fraud scandal? You're like, really kind of like unlocking a sort of great version of yourself on the show. You're sort of. You're hitting your peak right now. Why did you do this to yourself, Wendy? Aside from the fact that. Also, why'd you destroy your career and future? But, you know, also why did you do that?

[A]

Well, because it's only how it affects us. How could you do this to us?

[B]

And, you know, your children, but us mainly.

[A]

Yeah. So Ashley's like, well, Stacy, if you want to call Giselle out, why don't you talk about yourself? And Giselle's like, well, she didn't really call me out. I mean, I'm just out here in the streets. And so she doesn't really have much to say. She's just like, well, I'm back with my husband. And Wendy says, okay, she's back with her husband. She ain't give no Chris Chris no poon. She's like, okay, listen, Ashley, we're just getting into the spawn. Sean springs of it all. And now you come put your cape on to be Captain Saho for Giselle. So Giselle doesn't have to talk about her.

[B]

And Wendy's like, ashley, move out of the way. So Giselle asked Stacy, have you ever met Monica? And Wendy's like, oh, shit. Stacey goes, I haven't but you all are friends with her, right? Yeah. And they're like, yeah, we are. She's. Well, I haven't met her. Maybe one day I will, but I haven't. I mean, surely she's not gonna, I don't know, return to this TV show. And we're queuing it up right now.

[A]

Yeah. And Stacy tells us you can't expose something that's not true. I'm gonna live my best life in that nameless robe and have a great time. So Stacy's like, yeah, want me to be somebody else so bad, and you just can't accept who I am. It's unbelievable. I am who I am, and who I am needs no excuses. You need a breath mint. Okay, I will take that. We'll take that in stride. So now dinner's back. Dinner's done. And, you know, it's still another thing of, like, let's try and start a fight. And this was another fail. It was another audition fail. So a night full of audition fails wraps up, and now they go back to their rooms. But we're going to have a little birthday thing for Wendy first. So they go over to Giselle's place, and Giselle's like, you forced us last year, right, to celebrate you every day. So this year, you get one day. One day. Five minutes of one day.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. Well, okay, I'll get this one. So they're all laughing, and as she's like, hey, do you want to play a game, Wendy? He's like, oh, my God, we're gonna play a game. Which, of course, like, whenever we hear that phrase, who wants to play a game? It's like, you know, trauma starts to set in. But this was actually. She more or less. Okay, so. Oh, my God. It's gonna be fun. We're all gonna hang out, we're gonna play a game, we're gonna party, and, like, let's have the best time ever. Kieran, what do you think about that? I'm tired. So Kieran's tired. She's gonna go to bed. Like, you're not feeling it.

[A]

She's in a bad mood with everybody. But did anything even happen with Kieran tonight? I forget.

[B]

I think she may have had a dust up with Jassy, but.

[A]

Or is that like, oh, with the Jassy.

[B]

Me, But I don't.

[A]

They try, but she's just.

[B]

Well, she was also, like, annoyed about earlier. I mean, Kieran is just like, you know, she's sulky. And Giselle's like, oh, well, if you want to Go to sleep. You can. Good night. Bye. Bye. There's the door. There's the door to your bed. Get into it by like, not even an attempt.

[A]

Yeah, I just can't with Karen. Yeah, I can't. I can't with Karen because she starts all the fights and then gets mad that she's in all these fights. Yeah, like, you started it. It's. It's crazy, you know, it's like the cow being mad that it's milked again. Although I guess that's against the cow's will. You know, I'm like, you're the one producing all the milk. Why are you producing all this milk and then mad when I want some for my coffee cow? But the dairy farm, I guess that's against the cow's will. So that's a bad. That's a bad analogy.

[B]

The dairy farm I went to back in May, they have this, like, technology now. There's like, milking technology that the cow, when the cow wants to be milked, it like, steps into like a little stall and like a robo arm comes out. It like, senses the cow and its utter. And it, like, can see where the udder is and it attaches on and milks the cow. And then like, the cow's like, okay, moving on. And I saw it happen like the cat, like, it was a free will milking. So just so you know, there are some cows out there that have some autonomy, honestly.

[A]

Do they sell that for humans? Sounds like an amazing thing to have in your home. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, I'm ready.

[A]

Just, you know, do whatever you got to do. I'm filled with.

[B]

With poison.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Just do.

[A]

Do whatever you got to do.

[B]

K me. So Kiera explains. She says, well, I was so excited about this trip. And then I got. I got the Wendy issue, which is like. I got the Wendy issue, which is like a no issue. And I got the Jassy trying to yell on my face and my girlfriend is now a catfish. And, like, I've seen enough. Okay, so just so you know, you started two of those issues. Just. Just so you know. So that's just. This is a reminder before you go to bed.

[A]

And you also didn't go too crazy standing up for your catfish?

[B]

That's what I was thinking.

[A]

I don't know what you're so tired about.

[B]

She is like. She's so upset about her friend, them coming for her friend that she's just gonna leave angel there with everyone and just go, go to sleep.

[A]

Yeah, but Kieran should learn. She wants a bunch of people to chase her off and be like, how you're doing? You know, how are you doing? But your. Your thing on this show is that you have diarrhea and no one cares, and you're still that girl. You know what I mean? Here we are, like. Like three vacations later or whatever. Three years later, and you're still that girl. You've got diarrhea and nobody cares.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

You're fired.

[B]

So Ashley's game is that you either.

[A]

You'Re asked a question, take this camouflage bag with you. Just kidding. Let's get her arrested, give Kieran the camouflage bag and send her to the airport and call the police and warn them that she's on the way.

[B]

So the game is you're gonna be asked a question, and you either answer truthfully or you take a drink of tequila. And so they're all down for that. They start with Wendy. And the question, of course, Mashley, is, have you ever been attracted to a woman sexually? And Stacey goes, oh, my gosh, that's where we're starting. We're not even gonna start with baby Jesus on a camel. And Wendy goes, yeah, well, it was a strip about the stadium nightclub in D.C. and she was so bad, she had braces. And I don't know why I thought that was so bad. I don't know, but she was gorgeous. Wow.

[A]

A terrible stripper with braces in D.C. well, listen, we've all got our. We've all got our kinks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So he's like, well, I do have a confession, because the question you asked Wendy, I wish you had asked me, because I've always had this crazy crush on Rachel Maddow.

[B]

And they're like, actually, that was not what anyone was expecting to hear the.

[A]

Look on Ashley's face. And this woman has slept with Michael Darby multiple times.

[B]

Yeah, she's also, by the way, she's like, wow. She's also is now leaning into being a drag king. And yet she's still confounded by the fact that Rachel Maddow might be sexually attractive to someone. So Tia's like, yes, Rachel Maddow, one of the hottest women I've ever met. And I just. Oh, I love it when she puts on her red and white striped sweater and gets lost in a crowd. I think you're talking about Waldo. Oh, him too. I like the.

[A]

No, I'm saying somebody tangible like you can call her up right now. Well, you didn't say that to Wendy. And she said it was a stripper with a bad stripper with braces in D.C. why are you making different rules for different people? Bam. You can't be in charge of this game anymore.

[B]

I know. Like, why is Rachel Maddow, like, not. I mean, hello. Wendy, prior to Scandal, was, like, a commentator on msnbc. They actually have a pretty good connection to Rachel Maddow. And they're also on NBC. It can happen. We can make it happen. But I also think that Ashley's basically just fishing for someone to say, remember that time that, like, we showed each other our vaginas in the. In the bathroom after, like, that, when we were partying that one time, and that she just wants to relive that thing and no one's giving it to her? In fact, if anything, Tia is like. Part of me wonders, is Tia just shutting this down? She's like, okay, I'm throw Rachel Maddow into the mix and just. We'll move on after that. I'm sure I'm gonna throw a real.

[A]

Speed bump into this whole thing. And so, yeah, Ashley's like, it needs to be someone tangible. And Stacy goes, isn't she a lesbian? That was funny.

[B]

Point of this, that, like, who's a woman you're attracted to? That doesn't work if she's a lesbian.

[A]

You're not supposed to pick a lesbian. But, yeah, she's like, isn't she a lesbian? And Tia's like, well, she's just very witty. She can have my map up. I'm joking. I'm joking. So Ashley's like, I choose Jazzy. Do you wholeheartedly believe that there's no infractions that are happening? And she's like, you mean cheating? And she goes, yeah. Is Darius cheating on you? And she's like, no. Currently? No. Were there infractions in the past? Yes. Do I have one child that was created and delivered wrapped in a gift box? Possibly.

[B]

Did I just give birth to a new child that didn't come from me, but arrived just randomly the other day? Yes. But was it an infraction? Still not sure.

[A]

May have just been Jazzy's wording on. The kids are so funny. Did I pay an extra 20% in a door dash tip to the person that brought the child who was created for us to my door? I did.

[B]

So she's like, well, I just think that we're, like, a little, like, scratching our heads, you know, from the thing from last time. Do you want to get mad about it all the time? But, like, whatever. I mean, mean, if she can accept.

[A]

It and move on, then, by golly.

[B]

That'S good enough for me, as evidenced by the fact that I just brought it up again.

[A]

Ashley's really trying to hold auditions here, and nobody's playing. You know, T is like, I'm all, bang Rachel mad. I what do I care? You know? Take it. And Jazzy's like, yeah, whatever. He's cheated. Who cares? When's rich?

[B]

Rich as hell. Wendy's like, okay, let me. Let me accelerate this along. Let me ask the question that's actually going to create conflict. Conflict. Angel. This progression's for Angel, a girl who. I don't know. Angel, if you could kill anyone in this group, who would you kill? And. Whoa, Angela. I'll answer. I'll answer as a wag. I can answer. I've been through the trenches with Bobby, and I can answer this. Okay? In this moment, the person who I would kill is Giselle. And they're like, whoa, Giselle. But why? Why? But then they also kill the bitch.

[A]

Kill that. Kill that.

[B]

Am I dead?

[A]

Yeah, you're dead, because I was so nice to you. And then you called my ass a catfish. And they all start cackling, and she's like. And let me tell you, I'm. That the end.

[B]

She's all happy. So that's now, like, all. She, like, stands up from the table because she realized that, like, she said something that actually caused people to laugh. So now she's acting like, yeah, that's right, everyone, the new Queen of Potomac is here. And by the way, Giselle, like, you have a different face in your photo. You cannot be sensitive about that. You got called out because you did it. You did too much with your filters. You did. You went too far. And on this show, they're not going to let you get away with that.

[A]

Although Giselle does kind of look like anime in some of her Instagram photos that people were posting.

[B]

Her face is her face, though. It's an anime version of her face. But, like, Angel's face was a totally different face. I'm sorry.

[A]

I don't know. Don't throw filters when you live in a Vaseline house is all I'm saying.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Because a lot of filters going. But, yeah, yeah, I can see what you're saying. I can see what you're saying. So then Wendy's like, yeah, come to the dockside, Angel. And Giselle's like, well, at least she's not dead. At least we know she has a pulsar. And Wendy's like, oh, don't you think it's so interesting how once Kiana left Angel seemed to rise like a phoenix from the ashes. This angel was cool. Angel was cool.

[B]

And now they get to work wedging the two. Those friends apart. So Stacy's like, whoa. She's like, I don't. Angel. I don't know what happened was that maybe the killer B. Whoa. He was like, no, that's just killer me. I was also thinking of saying killer wax, but killer me rhymed better.

[A]

So that one. Yeah, that's just killing me. Okay, let's quit while we're ahead over there. So Giselle's like, well, ladies, we have a long day tomorrow. Ashley was unable to start any fights, so let's go to bed. So she kicks him out, and Tia's like, let me go call. Way to a madhouse.

[B]

So angel hugs everyone. Everyone's giving hugs. Angel. They're like, yay. We're like, okay, now we see why you're on this show. Welcome. We finally see the real you. We can welcome you into the sorority. Come on in.

[A]

And they all only took five episodes, but angel had a decent five minutes. Everybody cheer. Cheer. Everybody grab a soda. Great game. Grab a soda out of the chest on your way home. Okay.

[B]

So, yeah, they, like, all, like, walk by, like. Like, high five each other, like the end of a soccer game. So it's the next day, and we're back. We're in, like, the. The center of festivities and fun and joy on all of Nevis. It's Kieran and Angel's villa, and they're sitting there having some cocktails, cheersing, and Kieran is toasting to today being a much better day. And Angel's like, yeah, it doesn't really feel like it. I'm. I'm really disappointed in Giselle. Kieran's like, yeah, I mean, here's the thing. Like, you have to, like, two beautiful children. You're here, here. You're still breastfeeding while you're even here. And, like, you know what I mean? And, like, that's, like, an incredible insult to, like, make fun of your face like that.

[A]

Yeah. So Giselle comes, and Karen was like, we were just discussing you. She's like, okay, okay, okay. And she's like, and not the best way. And I don't want you to not know because. And she's like, okay, okay, you can go now. You can leave now. Goodbye. I'm not here to waste time with you.

[B]

So.

[A]

So angel gets a paper towel, has a talk with Angel. Yeah.

[B]

Angel gets a paper towel and starts immediately crying. And Giselle is actually really surprised. And I Think she's, like, genuinely surprised here. She's like, oh, wait, wait, you're crying.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[B]

And she. Giselle's like, oh, my God. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Like, Giselle has that thing of, like. I don't know. Maybe some people will think this is fake, because angel thinks it's fake. But I felt like Giselle was like, oh, okay. Maybe like. Like, okay, like, something's wrong. Let me. Let me tend to. This went too far or something. It seemed like she was generally like, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't want to hurt you. You just being like. It was, I think, in. She's basically saying I was just being shady. I thought you'd be down with it because you got cast on the show. But, like, you're more sensitive than I realize. Okay, sorry. I. I apologize. I apologize.

[A]

And she's like, by no means do I want to hurt you. And Angel's saying, you know, I'm disappointed because I look at you kind of like a big sister.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. You don't know her that well.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What would you call. Why would you look at Giselle as a big sister? I wouldn't. Well, you know, know a big sister that maybe pushes you down the stairs and stuff. Because she. She's probably scary, but she's like. And then, you know, my experience was just. It's just. And it's not something I expected, and especially not from you. Being a mother. We all know that people who are mothers are morally above everybody else in the world. We know it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Being a mother. As a mother.

[B]

How could Giselle, as a mother, do something so cruel to a younger person? I'm like. Like, do you know the first rule of mothers rule with a reign of terror? But I was. I was just reading about Marlene Dietrich last night because. Because her daughter died. And I had no idea that Marlene Dietrich was the biggest monster of the 20th century. Oh, my God. She, like, refused to.

[A]

What she do so bad.

[B]

It is actually astounding. She would not let her daughter go to school because she wanted her daughter to be her handmaiden. And so, like, the daughter was she. And she also did not, like. She didn't like English. She thought it was an ugly language. So she. She didn't want her daughter to, like, learn English. So her daughter would, like, was raised on the set being, like, her mother's assistant. And the daughter thought her full name for several years was Maria. Maria, like, daughter of daughter Of. Of what? Marlena Dietrich. Like, she didn't know she even had a last name. She thought her last name was, like, daughter and assistant to Marlene Dietrich or something like that. She was. I mean, she. She had, like, no friends. She was not allowed to have friends at. I mean, it goes on and on. The obit for her that was in the New York Times is astounding. And I guess she wrote a big novel about this experience. The 90s is about how what a monster Marlena Dietrich was. And it is wild. So that's why when Angel's like, as a mother, I would expect more from you. It's like, don't. Some mothers are not going to be so nice. Okay, you might have Marlena. This may be a Marlena Dietrich situation.

[A]

Oh, God. So now we're against chores. I mean, rip complain to Jane. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, that's crazy. I didn't know, is all I know about Marlene Dietrich is that she said, I've ought to be alone.

[B]

That's actually Greta Garfield, please. Because I thought that, too.

[A]

But I don't know about Marlena Dietrich. Then.

[B]

Yeah, it's. It's wild. It's like the. The stories. She's basically. She would make a great real housewife. She basically would steal her daughter's thunder all the time. Constantly, like, calling her up, constantly making her do, like, do crazy things. And she had. She would always. I mean, she was just, like, having sex with men every single night. And. And, like, the daughter would just have to, like, deal with all these guys coming in the house. It's wild. It's great.

[A]

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[A]

So Giselle. So she basically puts it to Giselle. And I thought this was a good way to put it. She's like, you know, I give myself to my children. And, you know, I was a red carpet host before children, and part of my currency was my appearance. And so to you. You making fun of my appearance. That was very mean. And she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I get It. Because I remember being in your shoes, just having kids back to back, all of that. And I remember it like it was yesterday. And I get it.

[B]

It. I get it.

[A]

And I would show up to everything that those kids did with my normal face that you see here. And whenever I was in a picture with them, maybe I was crying on the inside, but on the outside, I had this face that you see right here.

[B]

I was just so.

[A]

I get it.

[B]

I was just asking you questions because you're a beautiful woman, and I wasn't seeing that beautiful woman that I'm looking at. Okay, Giselle, now you're. Now this is. You were not trying to, like, uncork her. Her beauty. You were being messy. You were like. You put a different fit. You were trying to call her out. Out for. For her. You were not trying to empower her beauty.

[A]

Yeah, she was being a dick. And so she's like, you know, I just think you're so gorgeous. I was trying to help you, because I don't see that on social media. I see somebody else. So, again, I apologize. And you're looking at me sideways like you hoe.

[B]

I get it.

[A]

But I am sorry. And she's like, well, thanks for apologizing. I'm glad you came here and apologize. And she goes, can I give you a hug? And she's like, no, I'm okay right now. We didn't give hugs on the red carpet, so I'm not giving them to you. Now please leave my villa.

[B]

Please.

[A]

This Instagram nonsense has put me into bed. I will not take off my sunglasses. I will not recover from this. Giselle's like, okay, but I am very sorry. Please just go. I've been told I look like a filter. Okay, all right, all right. Reel it in a little.

[B]

Angel's like, this conversation is so shallow and unnecessary. And at the end of the day, you get no filter. How. How I look doesn't affect anybody but me, and my husband likes it, so that's all that matters. And I have a husband. I'm like, okay, okay, yeah, no, let's.

[A]

Oh, yeah, we know you talk about it every two seconds, and I'm glad that that gives you something to fight with. I'm glad you can wield your husband as a weapon. Filter. Okay, yeah.

[B]

So Giselle's like, well, do you want to walk over to breakfast?

[A]

Then?

[B]

She's like, I need a second. I'm like, oh, big mistake. You're letting Giselle get there first to control the narrative. Angel, come on, now. Be smarter.

[A]

Yeah. Amateur. So Giselle's like, okay, yeah, I'm not gonna hug you. Okay, well, maybe I will hug you, but I'll. I'll tap your arms up. I'll tap your arms. And she just. I was like, listen, you can't accuse me of body shaming her, because the picture I was referring to was just her face. Okay?

[B]

So face jamming. It's much better.

[A]

You can't get me on this one, guys. She's like, you know, like, save your tweets. Save your tweets.

[B]

One minute the girl wants to hug me, and the next minute she doesn't. And, like, just give me the same energy and. Because we see. Also.

[A]

Right. Because she is right. That last night. Yeah, we see last night. And they made up. You know, she called her out for the catfish comment. They made up, they hugged. They had a great time. Everyone's like, we love you, Angel. And they wake up, and Angel's like, now I'm really mad. I have time to think about it.

[B]

It.

[A]

And now I'm really upset about it.

[B]

Yeah, honestly, angel, like, no, Expired. It's expired. It's done, and it's expired. And you're giving way too much energy to the. And. And you're the one who did the crazy filters on your face. Sorry. You did. So Josel leaves, and then Angel's like, oh, these. So they all go to the pool, and Giselle joins the ladies. She's like, I'm Captain Save the Hose, so we're going to save the whole day. First, I'm going to feed y', all, and then we're going on excursions. But Ashley declares that she wants to talk with K. For a minute. She's gonna have a scene with K Off to the side. So it's kind of funny. You're, like, watching them be like, okay, I'll do a scene with you. And we're gonna do the scene over here. You guys talk over there, and we'll talk about you over here. Okay, have fun. Fight later. Yeah.

[A]

Ashley's like, okay, I'm gonna try and help you again by giving you another scene to shine. Okay. Are you ready? Let's talk about Angel. Angel was so upset, and Giselle says she went over and talked to her and stuff. And Stacy's like, whoa. Can you guys tell us what you were talking about? What happened? Were you talking about earrings and how they're better when they're long and dangly and everybody loves them like that. How can you not? Am I right? So long, so shiny, so swingy, so Tangly.

[B]

Well, okay. Well, why don't y'. All. Okay, so I'm. So she basically, Wendy joins, and now we cut over to Ashley and Kierna before Giselle can tell everyone about what happened. And that's like, you look really good in cage. Your body's banging. Well, okay. Like, listen, I do what I can. Okay. Let's say my intent.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So how are you, babe? Well, I'm not gonna lie. I was, like, very upset yesterday with Angel. Like, making insensitive jokes is, like, not getting to know each other. And that's why I, like, did not want to re. Engage with the after party. You know what I mean? So you're upset with how they treated Angel. So your response was to just abandon Angel? I don't understand that at all.

[A]

To leave angel alone with the vultures. Yeah. Great move. And now she's like, okay, that's fair, babe. That's fair. Yeah. And, you know, the Wendy of it all, too. I mean, it bothers me. We're having this disconnect, and then, you know, to have Jazzy add to the desk. You're having a disconnect because you accused Wendy of being a bad friend for no reason. For not. Wait. For not waving to you from a stage.

[B]

I know.

[A]

That's why you're having the disconnect, because we're of kind coming from. And then you're having another disconnect because you're accusing Wendy of trying to steal your Preakness party and all of this other. You were starting to disconnect. You were disconnecting.

[B]

Yeah. And then, don't forget, there was Wendy who said, oh, did you do your own makeup? And then there's also Wendy, who didn't acknowledge Kieran's presence quickly enough when Kieran sat down in the middle of Wendy's conversation with Giselle. Like, all these things Kieran has basically gone into her head about. And then the Jassy thing. I barely even remember what the Jassy thing was. Was. But I just know that when Jassy showed up, Kieran was giving her stink eye at the Preakness. So, like, these are all kind of on Kieran aside. And then she's acting like she's, you know, on the receiving end of a whole bunch of that. She started. So then the other group. Tia is, like, going to come for breakfast with us, because if she doesn't, I. I may go back to my room because there's some sort of Rachel Maddow appearance on today's show this morning. She's like, no, she's gonna come, but a little bit later. And Stacy's like, well, I. I just thought it was rude that we were all celebrating. Wendy and Kay wasn't there. Wasn't that a terrible thing? Wasn't that so rude? Right? When did you want to get upset about that? I'll start the ball rolling on that one.

[A]

Well, what I'm will, I think, is Kay continues to show herself to have. Not. Have really ever been my friend. Her slip is showing. Her slip is showing. So now angel comes over, and Kierna calls her her sour patch kid. And then they go back with the other girls. So Ashley's asking Angel how she is, and Angel's still moping. She's like, I'm fine. I'm fine. I've had a very, very serious discussion about Facebook filters today. And Karen is like, well, Giselle did say that she apologized. She goes, she did. And I appreciate the apology, and I'll leave it at that. Oh, for Christ's sake, ladies. Real Housewives, if this is gonna crumble, you just go home.

[B]

Yeah. And I'll leave it at that. As if, like, it was a really deep and difficult conversation that we're not going to reopen. Like, okay, like, I'm sorry. You're being way too dramatic about this stupid fight. And so Ashley's like, and you checked in with everybody today because, you know, you have to do that after you have a fight, you know, to make sure that you're good with everyone. Otherwise they'll talk about you. And she's like, well, Bobby was ready to hop on a jet, Let me tell you. He was going to charter one because he doesn't play about me. And we flashback to Bobby being like. Like, Giselle's almost six years old, and she's talking about this. It's like Photoshop. Yeah. Let's dive into some pictures of her past. Like, she's like, yeah, like, that's fine. That's a perfectly fine.

[A]

I wouldn't. Because she looks like a supermodel in every single one, so I wouldn't do that. Maybe holy, you know, like, scandals or something like that. Although he's doing really well. He just. He just said. He just. Just gave. I don't know if he gave back or he got rid of some. Something. There were, like, a million dollars in donations to the church. And he's like, don't give these to us. Give these to the people who need their SNAP benefits.

[B]

Oh, good for Jamal.

[A]

So is Nice. Yeah, he's getting a lot of good he's doing a lot of good things these days. So we come back to the present, and Giselle's like, well, I sat down with angel, and she just. The tears. The tears were rolling down her face. They were rolling down her face. Face. And she's like, but, guys, I was.

[B]

Going to say, guys, I still need to catch up here because she took charge and spend it around. And I thought we had nipped this in the bud. Someone please keep up. Can someone please tell angel over there to keep up? I really like saying that to people.

[A]

Yeah. And she's like, I don't understand how we haven't moved on and we're just staying in it. And Wendy's like, well, it seems like there's a persistent dark cloud with the same two people. I just don't feel like it's our job to continuously coddle people. And Giselle's like, no, it's not. And when he's like, yeah, because we're here to have a good time. Okay. But then Wendy's gonna immediately start, too. So they are like, all these people mad all the time. And then Wendy's like, so Kierna, like, in the next scene.

[B]

Well, being so mad is different than being sulky in a dark cloud. I think on this show, like, mad is fine. That's like, just part of, like, the love language on Real Housewives. But if someone's, like, moping and being like, why me? And they're like, they're making bad television, that's when they get really insulted.

[A]

Well, that's true. Yeah. Okay, good point. So she says, you know, she hopes that angel can turn it around because right now it's giving the sad sisters duo. And it is because they are both moping around. They're both being huge victims about everything.

[B]

And it's, you know, at post production, dish rag, it's total dish rag. It's like the. It's like the worst dish rag. It's like, it's like, because, you know, we all have different dish rags, and there's always one that's, like, the worst, and she's like, the worst. And.

[A]

And you know what ones are the worst? And I'm so sick of these dish rags. The water resistant dish rags. Why would you make those? I don't understand them.

[B]

Saw those.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

Why would you make those?

[A]

They're. They're just a quality. They're a quality of dish. I'm sure you've had them that don't really sop up any water. They just move everything. Around on the.

[B]

Those are more like.

[A]

They make me crazy. Those are like actually hard to get a. What is that?

[B]

It's like cheap tourist where it's really just kind of like a fun image, but there's actually no ply, so it can't actually absorb the water. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, I hate them. And I always buy them on accident cuz they're so cute. That's like. All the cute towels are like that. That's like, whatever happened to cotton?

[B]

Let me tell you something. If someone gives you a tea towel that says something like, I don't know, like a. Like a. A pun about the kitchen. Like, what's the one with the brie? Like brie have a I. Life is a breeze. As like spelled brie, but with a Z E or something like that. It's not gonna soak. It's not gonna stop up anything. You don't need. If there's a slogan on your. On your dish towel, it's not gonna do. You need it to be a very simple pattern. Then you know it's gonna like do the. It's gonna do the work. Like those red and white Williams Sonoma.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Are those are. Those are major. There's a reason why they show up on below deck and believe me, I try Mage. Because they're mage.

[A]

Yeah. My niece always gets me dish towels. Like that's her thing. One of my nieces always gets me one and they're like, it's my kitchen bitch. And like I'm trying to think of another one. She gets me like a lot of sassy, gay, you know, sassy gay dish towels. And so I have to always put them out when I have people over and people are like, what are these dish towels? It's like, I like butts. I like guy butts. You know, like, okay, we can calm down on the gay pride. The Gay pride dish.

[B]

Don't need those. But I want to say what's so funny is post production is so shady to Kieran because literally every scene this entire episode, when all the women are having fun, they keep on cutting to Kieran with like a shitty look on her face. Like. Yeah, like they are really emphasizing that she is a dark cloud. And it's. It's a. It's hilarious. I love when post production ads just subtle little nods that are not. They're not highlighted. They don't spend a lot of time and they just flash by. But it's like, we see you post department and we know what you're doing and it's great.

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