Watch What Crappens Episode #3072 Recap: Below Deck Med S10E07, Part Two – "The Blah-chelor"

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Release Date: November 11, 2025

Episode Overview

In this episode, Ben and Ronnie dive into the second half of Below Deck Mediterranean Season 10, Episode 7, which features a Bachelor-style charter dubbed “The Blah-chelor.” The hosts deliver their trademark blend of mockery, Bravo fandom, and character-driven impressions, focusing on the social antics, awkward moments, and over-the-top personalities aboard the yacht. The recap is filled with shade, keen observations, and Bravo-style humor as they roast poodle owners, dissect yachtie drama, and critique the cast’s attempts at love and luxury.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Poodle Owners and “Pet Genius” Stereotypes (02:09–07:01)

• The episode opens with an extended riff on poodle owners and the popular claim that “poodles are the smartest dogs.”
  • Ben and Ronnie roast the “poodle genius” narrative, suggesting owners project intelligence onto their pets to boost their own egos.
  • Notable Exchange:
    • Ben: “Poodle people say this shit all the time. They’re so smart, like the smartest dogs. I literally don’t care how smart your dog is. I’m not asking your dog to write a dissertation for me.” (02:45)
  • Ronnie questions if it’s the dogs or the coddling owners who are truly annoying.
  • The duo compares poodle owners to parents who overpraise their kids, drawing a link between entitled dog behavior and human upbringing.

2. Dietary Restrictions and Yacht Drama (07:01–08:43)

• Ben and Ronnie poke fun at the cast’s dietary restrictions—gluten-free and lactose intolerance—suggesting that they make life difficult for the chef and wish the Bachelor would “kick off the dietary preference people first.”
• They work in character bits, mocking the “inside term” for going gluten free (“GF”).

3. Max the French Deckhand’s Impression-Heavy Monologue (08:16–09:16)

• Ronnie delivers a comic impression of Max, who is excited about the new hires and likens life on the yacht to “Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, all at the same time.”
  • “He’s turning into a French Patsy Cline song.” (08:43)

4. Captain Sandy’s Surprising Admission (09:02–09:16)

• The hosts note Captain Sandy’s moment of self-awareness about putting out water toys (“Probably should have never put out the toys in the first place.”)—rare for her to admit any mistake.

5. Crew Backstories: From ‘Booby Dental Surgery’ to Drama Queen Dancers (11:00–14:02)

• Kathy, a new chief stew, shares her convoluted career journey from “surgical maxillinis” to chief stew, which Ben and Ronnie mock mercilessly:
  • Impression: “That’s where we put breasts into mouths. So you’ll see sometimes people smiling, and when they open their teeth, you see a wall of breasts there.” (11:11)
  • They try (unsuccessfully) to piece together her story involving sports injuries, dental surgery, and her quest for yachting stardom.
  • Kizzy, another stew, sees everything as a competition due to her “former leading-lady dancer” background, which prompts more comic flashbacks and shade from the hosts.

6. Bachelorette Showdowns and Cutthroat eliminations (14:02–31:17)

• The main event features “Bachelor Joe” dating and eliminating women aboard the yacht. The hosts ridicule:
  • Anna, whom they nickname the “Antichrist” for her transparent, “fabricated” stories about couture dresses and Upper East Side dating triumphs.
    • “She did not live on the Upper East Side. You did not have a couture dress. You did not have a guy that told you that. Shut up.” (22:01)
  • The way Joe delegates dumping duties to Amy, sparing himself awkward conversations with the women he’s eliminating.
    • “You just stay here so you don’t ever have to look at their ugly faces again. Thank you. Like, what a gross pig.” (27:22)
  • The “trash/rubbish” drama between chief stew Kathy and Kizzy, and Kizzy’s petty move to not warn Kathy about a ripped seam on her uniform:
    • “It was so obnoxious...that’s just, like, shitty character right there. And he did it on TV, and we all saw it.” (17:03)

7. The Mosaic Date and Yacht Flirtations (32:02–34:22)

• Joe’s group date is a ‘mosaic class’ where he invites Alicia to contribute a piece to his project, prompting eye rolls and sarcastic commentary.
• Kizzy and Deckhand Joe flirt, both insisting they’re “just like one of the boys”—a trope Ben and Ronnie promise will absolutely backfire:
  • “How many times do we see this trap? It’s always this girl who says, ‘To me, it’s just sex. I don’t even care.’ Cut to three episodes later, knocking on the door: ‘Can I come cuddle?’” (34:22)

8. Crew Gossip and Captain Sandy’s Investment (33:21–33:50)

• The hosts highlight how invested the whole crew, especially Captain Sandy, has become in the charter’s reality-tv romance—“like, they all are gossiping...can you believe they got rid of Leah, the opera singer, before Anna?”
• Captain Sandy wishes they could do this type of “Bachelor” charter every time: “Are you kidding me? This is amazing!” (33:21)

9. Reflections on Character, Agency, and Yacht Hierarchy (27:27–28:43)

• The hosts muse on the “ick” factor of Joe hiding behind Amy for elimination duties—likening it to a weird, transactional power dynamic.
  • “There’s sort of this element of, like, here’s this lady that does this stuff for me, and then I don’t interface. It’s just, like, weird.” (27:35)

10. Closing Philosophy on Bad Relationships

• Asia gives Deckhand Joe blunt advice about keeping it honest if he’s “shagging the town black and blue,” and prompts classic Bravo self-reflection:
  • “Maybe you need to take some time to reflect because who’s the common denominator?” (35:32–35:52)
  • Bit ends with: “Janice Joplin is the common denominator. I’m glad we had this talk.” (35:41–35:52)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Ben (on poodle geniuses):
  “I’m not asking your dog to write a dissertation for me. Just get it off my lap.” (02:45)
• Ronnie (on backstory confusion):
  “I was a surgeon for teeth and broken teeth and booby teeth. And then I heard myself playing sports at the highest level possible...and now I almost died, but I moved my toe, and now I’m here with my golden squeegee in hand.” (13:10)
• On Anna’s OTT fantasy dates:
  “She did not live on the Upper East Side. You did not have a couture dress. You did not have a guy that told you that. Shut up.” (22:01)
• On Joe’s elimination style:
  “You just stay here so you don’t ever have to look at their ugly faces again. Thank you. Like, what a gross pig.” (27:22)
• On Kizzy’s pettiness:
  “It just was—to me—it was so obnoxious...You are a mean person. I don’t care if she’s not as villainous as others. That’s just, like, shitty character right there.” (17:03)
• On the “not like other girls” cliché:
  “How many times do we see this trap? It’s always this girl who says, ‘To me, it’s just sex. I don’t even care.’ ...Cut to three episodes later: ‘Can I come cuddle?’” (34:49)
• Asia (channeling Bravo wisdom):
  “Listen, I’ve got no problem with you shagging the town black and blue...as long as everyone you do that with is aware of what you’re doing.” (35:08)

Important Timestamps

• 02:09 – Recap resumes, poodle talk begins
• 07:01 – Dietary preferences and yacht chef gripes
• 08:16 – Max’s French interlude
• 09:02 – Captain Sandy admits water toy mistake
• 11:00–14:02 – Kathy’s “booby dental surgeon” backstory
• 17:03 – Kizzy’s pettiness about Kathy’s split seam
• 22:01 – Anna’s runway date story gets roasted
• 27:22 – Joe’s elimination nonchalance
• 33:21 – Captain Sandy wishes every charter could be “The Bachelor”
• 34:22 – Kizzy and Deckhand Joe’s ‘friend-with-benefits’ danger zone
• 35:08 – Asia’s advice and Bravo philosophy

Tone & Delivery

The hosts keep it irreverent, snarky, and playful—never missing a chance to do impressions or exaggerate the cast's quirks. Their affection for the Bravo universe shines through, even as they lovingly drag its most absurd moments and personalities.

This summary covers the major threads, gags, and character arcs discussed in the episode, providing a thorough, authentic “Crappens” experience for Bravo fans and new listeners alike.