Watch What Crappens, Episode #3098 Recap
Episode Title: RHOSLC S612 Part Two: Boston Pee Party
Podcast Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Release Date: December 3, 2025
Overview
In this exuberant second part of their Salt Lake City recap, Ben and Ronnie (in effervescent, irreverent Crappens style) pick apart the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Salt Lake City," focusing on the cast’s hilariously misguided “Boston Spill the Tea Party.” Amid wigs, J-Dogs, blue tarps, and a group urine test, the podcasters revel in both the absurdity and the sharpest drama of the episode, lampooning cast conflicts, memorable misstatements, and Bravo housewife logic with their signature blend of affection and biting wit.
Key Discussion Points and Insights
Opening: Setting the Scene at the Boston “Tea” Party
[01:03–02:20]
- The ladies of RHOSLC, led by Bronwyn, are throwing a Boston Tea Party–themed event. Wigs are donned, and the logic behind the party (“spill tea, then clean it up and move forward”) is, as Ben and Ronnie gleefully point out, questionable.
- Bronwyn's explanation: “They spilled the tea into the harbor and then they cleaned it up. What kind of protest is that?” (Tommy, 02:01)
- The spread includes local Utah “J Dogs” hot dogs, mystifying the hosts.
- “Do hot dogs go that far back? Are they BC? I’ll take McDonald’s at this point!” (Mary, paraphrased; [03:51])
Housewives Take on U.S. History
[04:24–06:18]
- A group quiz on American government reveals shaky knowledge. The cast struggles to recall the Bill of Rights and the number of U.S. senators.
- “Our constitute… our constip… constipational rights.” (Bronwyn, 04:52)
- “I was the saladictorian!” (Heather, 05:55)
- The Crappens hosts revel in these “brain farts,” dubbing the scene “Founding Flounders.”
“Spill the Tea” Ceremony: Grievances and Denials
[06:38–10:55]
- Each housewife tosses a symbolic “tea box” labeled with someone they've talked about behind their back.
- Angie accuses Lisa of fabricating her Kentucky Derby horse (“You better not question my second horse!”—Tommy as Lisa, 08:28)
- “If Lisa buys something, she’s gonna post it and brag about it. I haven’t seen any photos…” (Casey, 08:50)
- Whitney and Heather’s fraught friendship comes under scrutiny, sprinkled with side commentary from Mary (“Electra’s gonna ride Lisa’s horse in the Olympics!”—Casey, 09:33)
The Flirtation Fallout: Whitney, Jared, and Joao
[10:42–13:39]
- Britney confronts the group about rumors regarding her flirting with Joao. Mary, ever distant, feigns unfamiliarity with Joao.
- “Who’s Joao?” (Mary, 10:47)
- Layered accusations and defensive denials ensue around who started or perpetuated the rumor.
- Bronwyn outs herself as the “original bone carrier,” breaking up the potential for fake secrecy within the group.
“Old Tea” & The Todd Rumor Revival
[13:39–14:32]
- Heather dredges up (again) the infamous “Todd making out and farting” rumor.
- “Do you not feel like that’s absurd? Throw the fucking box over..." (Tommy, 12:28)
- Ronnie notes that Heather’s bringing up old issues is a calculated effort to redirect Bronwyn’s anger.
The Drug Test Stunt
[22:01–26:40]
- In a Chekhov’s prop twist, Meredith passes around group drug test kits, challenging the women to prove they’re not substance abusing after rumors fly.
- “I've never in my life taken a drug test. Where does one go for seven drug tests last second?” (Brittany, 23:12)
- “Mary goes, that's a lot of urine…” (Casey/Narration, 23:27)
- None of the women take Meredith up on the public urination challenge.
- “Are you supposed to pull up my skirt and pee on it?” (Whitney, 25:14)
- “Pee on it, Papa Squat… Lady, I love this.” (Tommy riffing, 25:30)
Throwing Accusations, Deflections, and Trauma
[16:17–29:00]
- The podcasters track the classic housewives spiral: allegations of substance abuse, counter-accusations of lying and betrayal, and the weaponization of trauma.
- “That’s a whole sack of bullshit… You can't do that to people.” (Tommy, 21:10)
- Heather and Whitney direct “alcoholic” and “liar” bombshells at Meredith and each other, ultimately referencing their own histories (“Mormon trauma”).
- “Calling me a liar triggers me so depthly because I felt like... I’m a very honest person to a fault.” (Heather, 18:45)
Prop Comedy & Costume Absurdity
[14:04; 27:11–29:13]
- The podcasters repeatedly highlight the absurdity of the group’s props: boxes of “tea,” blue tarp as the “harbor,” founder wigs, and oversized quills.
- “Throw your cardboard box into a tarp,” (Casey, 14:34)
- “Pointing that feather at Meredith…” (Casey, 33:54)
- Costume changes mid-fight—from Founding Father wigs to costume cleavers in Meredith’s head—are comedic gold for the hosts.
The Constitution Dress & Friendship Amendments
[36:23–39:12]
- Bronwyn emerges in a massive Constitution gown and proposes a “friendship constitution” with amendments for group behavior. Each housewife tries to offer an amendment, with comical results:
- “Hear ye, hear ye: be a woman of your word…” (Heather, 37:03)
- “Hear ye, hear ye: there are topics that are off limits: business, marriages, and children.” (Whitney, 37:26)
- “Hear ye, hear ye: stop the reactive abuse!” (Meredith, 38:04)
- The Crappens hosts predict these rules will collapse within minutes of the next episode.
Final Thoughts & Bravo Logic
[40:03–end]
- Ben and Ronnie look forward to the cast vacation, noting RHOSLC women “do vacation pretty big” after so many seasons on “regional jets."
- Quick aside: Jen Shah's imminent release from prison is mentioned, foreshadowing potential future podcast fodder.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)
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On Founding Father clean-up:
“I feel like if there was a cleanup, all of our mothers would remind us of that growing up … I think that’s a lie.”
— Tommy, [02:32] -
On the group intelligence test:
“Our constit... our constip... constipational rights.”
— Bronwyn, [04:52]“I was the saladictorian!”
— Heather, [05:55] -
On the horse-buying confusion:
“You better not question my second horse!”
— Tommy as Lisa, [08:28]“Angie’s mad because … horses are kind of like my family storyline, so please do not try to get in on this.”
— Casey, [08:50] -
On the “tea ceremony” and Housewives logic:
“Your sin is so funny. Okay, well, I'm gonna go next. Okay.”
— Tommy, [14:36]“Throw your cardboard box into a tarp.”
— Casey, [14:32] -
On the group drug test reveal:
“Wait a minute. Multi drug, urine test, cup. Oh, my God.”
— Angie's discovery, [22:57]“Are you supposed to pull up my skirt and pee on it?”
— Whitney, [25:14]“Pee on it, Papa Squat! Lady, I love this.”
— Tommy, [25:30] -
On trauma, projection, and weaponizing personal history:
“That's a whole sack of bullshit. You can't do that to people. And it's also shitting your father, by the way. … I'm so glad she's showing her ass today.”
— Tommy, [21:10] -
On Housewives dynamic:
“Notice that nobody else is jumping on this train. If everybody else on this plane was so horrified, why is it only Whitney and Heather screaming and crying in every episode?”
— Tommy, [35:12] -
On the coming constitutional crisis:
“These ladies are all going to be heading into a constitutional crisis within 15 minutes of the next episode because none of these amendments are going to be followed.”
— Casey, [36:55]
Segment Timestamps
- 01:03–03:12: Boston Tea Party event set-up and food tomfoolery
- 04:24–06:18: Group American history knowledge failure
- 06:38–14:36: "Spill the Tea" ceremony covers group drama and rumor recaps
- 16:17–29:00: Explosive drama, trauma accusations, and the build-up to the drug test stunt
- 22:01–26:40: The group drug test challenge and no one taking it
- 27:11–29:13: Costume hilarity and further argument escalation
- 36:23–39:12: The Constitution dress and “friendship amendments”
- 40:03–end: Preview of next week’s cast trip, shout-out to Jen Shah, closing remarks
Summary Tone and Conclusion
Ben and Ronnie stay true to their snarky, Bravo-obsessed tone, lampooning the Housewives’ attempts at symbolism and sincerity while reveling in the petty feuds and missteps. The episode’s recap is rich with quotes, playful impressions, and delighted mockery at everything from prop choices to housewife hypocrisy—making it a treat for fans of both Bravo and offbeat, affectionate satire.
For New Listeners
This episode is ideal for those who want to keep up with the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s most outrageous moments, chaos, and shifting alliances—without having to parse through every second of the show. With memorable quotes, context, and bite-sized analysis, the Crappens boys ensure you’ll be up to speed and thoroughly entertained.