#3104 Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S15E01 Part 2 : Here We Zoe Again

Summary

Watch What Crappens #3104: RHOBH S15E01 Pt. 2 - "Here We Zoe Again"

Podcast Date: December 5, 2025
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Topic: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 15 Episode 1 (Part 2) Recap

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Main Theme

This episode of Watch What Crappens continues the snarky, affectionate recap of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 15 premiere. Ben and Ronnie break down the evolving friendship dynamics, divorces, and recent drama, especially the introduction of Rachel Zoe into Bravo’s orbit. With their signature wit and theatrical impressions, the hosts lovingly mock and dissect everything from food etiquette to Real Housewives' social strategies.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Kyle’s Summer Celebration Drama

• Timestamps: 00:42–03:15
• The hosts dive into Kyle's plans for a summer event at her house, touching instantly on the tension between cast members, especially with Dorit and Sutton.
• The saga of Dorit’s divorce is referenced, drawing sharp, hilarious commentary from the hosts about divorce etiquette and escalating feuds.
  • “You’re the problem. You’re the one who’s icing out your friend...” — Ben (01:15)

2. PK’s Paparazzi Photo & PK-Bashing

• Timestamps: 01:54–04:01
• Satirical debate about whether PK’s paparazzi photos were staged or not.
• Reeva’s (presumably a panelist/guest) blunt comment gets applause:
  • “PK’s whole thing is, like, marketing, right?... This was a hunt. He. You can’t play smart and stupid. Can’t be it.” — Reeva (02:54)

3. The Rachel Zoe (and Son) Breakfast Scene

• Timestamps: 04:27–09:27
• Ben and Ronnie shift to Rachel Zoe making a painstakingly organized breakfast for her son, launching into a playful tangent about table manners (“Close your mouth. Please. Please do this...” — Ben, 05:16) and post-divorce parenting awkwardness.
• Rachel discusses her brutal separation, with the hosts riffing on the absurd emotional expressions Housewives use.
  • “Am I smiling? Yes or no? Don’t lie to me. Yes, you are. Because I’m smiling. Smiling huge.” — Rachel (as imitated by Ronnie, 06:26)
• They recall classic RHOBH moments, including cameos and drama involving Rachel’s ex, Roger, and Amy Phillips.

4. Erika Discusses Her Divorce and Dating Rumors

• Timestamps: 11:08–15:40
• Erika Jayne recounts the surreal moment of performing in London as her ex (Tom Girardi) was sentenced to prison.
  • “It’s like that song Lightning Crashes and Old Lady Dies, except it was Tom going to prison.” — Erika (11:33)
• The hosts call out her emotional detachment and examine her reluctance to say goodbye.
  • “Go say goodbye to your husband, ma’.” — Ronnie (12:44)
• Erika brushes off dating rumors with sly equivocation, launching playful speculation (“All you need to know is I’m dating a man now named Shrek...” — Erika, 15:15).

5. Sutton’s Relationship Woes and the ‘Inconsistency’ Narrative

• Timestamps: 15:53–19:12
• The cast piles on Sutton for alleged inconsistencies and lack of friendship stability.
  • “I can’t trust someone like that. I want all vitriol all the time.” — Katie (16:43)
• Ben and Ronnie point out how the Housewives create narrative talking points (like “Sutton’s inconsistent”) as though campaign strategists.

6. Kyle’s Flower Crown Party — The Composite Beverly Hills Face

• Timestamps: 19:16–22:22
• Kyle preps for her flower crown party, with critiques of the party crafts (“so the girls don’t have to interact…”).
• Faye Resnick and other cameos spark comparisons to the “Beverly Hills Composite Face.”
  • “Eventually you’re like, is that Dorit? Is that...Linda? It’s Camille. No, it’s Linda. It’s Taylor. It’s just…” — Ben (21:15)

7. Showdown at the Flower Crown Party: Sutton vs Dorit, Group Chatter

• Timestamps: 22:22–29:40
• Sutton’s arrival at Kyle’s party—immediately targeted by group comments about her recent breakup and loneliness.
• Tension as Dorit and Sutton trade frosty niceties. Erika riffs on party shade with vintage Housewife digs.
• Extended lampooning of the group’s blindness (or denial) over why Garcelle departed:
  • “Every single one of them’s like, what? Why would she do that? What?” — Ronnie (27:56)

8. Debate About “Alliances” vs. “Friendships”

• Timestamps: 28:11–29:40
• The cast posits if Sutton’s friendship with Garcelle was “just an alliance.” Ben and Ronnie mock the hypocrisy (given Dorit and Kyle’s long-time strategic friendships).
• The hosts note Sutton’s silence in the moment then confessional defensiveness.

9. Where Does It Go From Here? Newbies, Slow Burn Drama

• Timestamps: 30:07–31:45
• Ben and Ronnie speculate on new cast member Amanda Francis—a “self-help weirdo” who might disrupt the OG friendship alliances.
  • “She looks like a real villain.” — Ronnie (31:06)

10. Party Bloopers, Rachel Zoe’s Integration, and Final Thoughts

• Timestamps: 31:45–end
• Rachel Zoe is welcomed into the show’s cast with mutual “gorge”-saying, tiara-crowning, and typical “Housewives meets Bravo-leberty” banter.
• The hosts highlight the carefully constructed nature of Kyle’s party, the “hot girl summer” motif, and the peak Housewives surrealism of awkward social games.
  • “Sometimes when life closes the door, you can actually open the door. And I figured that out the real way.” — Kyle (as parodied by the hosts, 39:36)

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• Ben (on PK’s photo denial): “You can’t play smart and stupid. Can’t be it.” (02:54)
• Rachel Zoe (impression): “Am I smiling? Yes or no? ... Because I’m smiling. Smiling huge.” (06:26)
• Erika (on Tom’s sentencing): “It’s like that song Lightning Crashes and Old Lady Dies, except it was Tom going to prison.” (11:33)
• Ronnie (on Housewives' narrative strategy): “Let’s just all say Sutton’s not consistent. Okay? Let’s just say it over and over again until people in comments everywhere saying, Sutton's not consistent!” (30:07)
• On the ‘Beverly Hills composite face’ joke: “Eventually, you're like, is that Dorit? Is that… Linda?” (21:15)
• Sardonic Recap of Party: “So Sutton’s arrival and instantly, everyone hit her in the soft underside.” (24:24)
• Ben (on Housewives slow episodes): “Not everything has to be at level 10. You can have a slow burn.” (41:50)

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Flow & Tone

• Hilarious, biting, and full of love for Bravo’s absurdities.
• The hosts use quick banter, impressions, and running gags to both roast and praise the Housewives.
• Frequent lampooning of the show’s constructed narratives—especially Sutton being deemed “inconsistent,” repeated refrains about “hot girl summer,” and Housewives’ selective memory on friendships.

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Conclusion and Takeaways

• This recap episode masterfully leans into the subtleties of RHOBH’s new season: divorce drama, tentative alliances, and Bravo-leberty crossovers.
• Ben and Ronnie highlight the performative aspects of friendships, with groupthink and personal branding in full force at every turn.
• The "slow burn" pacing of this season opener, focusing on internal unease rather than direct conflict, gives the hosts ample opportunity to dissect every social misstep and comic moment.

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For New Listeners:
Even if you haven’t watched RHOBH Season 15’s premiere, this recap serves as a comedic guide to the evolving drama, providing all the shade—and all the laughs!

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Tom Sandoval]

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Hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

[Tom Schwartz]

So Kyle's gonna have a celebration of summer at my house, Strawberry moon. And she's like, dorit's gonna be there. Okay, so I know this is a weird question, Sutton, but I'm just coming in here to torture you with names you don't want to hear. Okay, so I've already said Avi and I've already said Garcelle. So let's get to Dorit. She's like, have I talked to Dorit? No, I've not talked to treat.

[Tom Sandoval]

Okay, well, you know that they filed for divorce, right? That she filed. She's getting divorced. She's basically like, almost as bad as you with your annulment. Did I say that? Whoops, Sorry.

[Tom Schwartz]

Oh, so she's the one who filed. Hmm, that's interesting.

[Tom Sandoval]

So Kyle does. No. We've had our ups and downs at times, but last year was like a new low. And we see them screaming at each other, and she's like, I just think that, like, we spend more when we spend. Until we spend more time together, it's just gonna be a work in progress. I'm like, you're the problem. You're the one who's icing out your friend and acting like they don't have a friendship. And then you complain to Dorit like you're the bad friend in this situation. Stop acting like it's a force of nature. You have to change your behavior.

[Katie Maloney]

And Erica goes, yeah, he's gonna be hard on her. You know, the loss is hard on people.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah, says the lady who won't go see her dying husband in the fucking jail or old folks home or wherever the hell he is now.

[Tom Sandoval]

So then. So then reboot weighs in on PK. She goes, well, there's no question that's a loser.

[Tom Schwartz]

Meanwhile, Kathy has pulled out full size scissors and is trying to cut something off of her hat. And Kyle's like, kathy, you're gonna cut your finger. So I thought that PK took that picture at the valet at a spot. That's just my opinion. And he's gonna be hard on her. He's gonna be. He's gonna be hard on her. Get pokey, cuz. Gon be here.

[Tom Sandoval]

Okay. It's gonna be hard. Well, like, not to defend pk, but I don't think he knew that picture was being taken. Like, you're literally defending PK right now. Don't say, not to defend pk, and then give a blatant defense. A very. Like, why? Like, if you don't talk to this guy, if you claim you don't talk to him, then why are you going out of your way to explain the photo? Just be like, yeah, that's fucked up.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah. Lady who doesn't talk to PK and has never heard him say that he didn't know that he was getting that picture taken.

[Tom Sandoval]

And Reeva's like, well, I. Oh, God, I'm sorry. Like, PK's whole thing is, like, marketing, right? He's like a manager, but he, like, you know, he's about, like, positioning, brand positioning, Beverly beach, all those things. He knows where the paps are. He knows about photography. He knows what's gonna get go where. This was a hunt. He. You can't play smart and stupid. Can't be it.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah. I can't believe somebody would take my picture outside of Craig's. You know, one of those. I don't know where they were, but, you know, it's one of those where there's paparazzi just standing outside.

So Kareem's like, I wouldn't kiss him. I'll tell you that much. I find him very unattractive. Oh, really? I'm sure PK is hiding his boner every time he comes around you, too, but that shit was funny. I love Reba's, like, ugly shaming pk. It was so good.

[Tom Sandoval]

I don't care what year it is. I still reserve the ride to ugly shame. It sounds like my mom and I don't agree on everything, but we do agree on that.

[Tom Schwartz]

Now, Kyle, I don't want to be bothersome, but do you still talk to Big K?

[Tom Sandoval]

She's like, pk.

No. Definitely not. Oh, this is a delicious salad. Let me just cut this out. She has, like, guilt. Guilt salad cutting. She just starts cutting lettuce in front of her.

[Tom Schwartz]

Kyle has no chill. She's like, what pk?

[Tom Sandoval]

What's pk? Huh?

[Tom Schwartz]

So you're saying that you severed ties? Have you gotten the Catholic church involved? So.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah, Erica, tell us more about your show you did in London.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah, Literally nobody believes her. So we go back over to Rachel's house, and she's making bacon. I don't know why. It's the funniest way to make bacon. It's just how separated all the bacon are. And they're all perfectly aligned with each other. I don't know. There was something about it that I was just cracking up at.

[Tom Sandoval]

Ka Ka. Hey, Kai. Kai.

[Katie Maloney]

Hi.

[Tom Schwartz]

K.

[Tom Sandoval]

K. What on some breakfast? On breakfast.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah.

[Tom Schwartz]

Okay.

[Tom Sandoval]

Cuz I made breakfast. I made eggs. I made three eggs and three bacons. Eat it. It's so good. You like it? This kid. Does someone. Okay, no judgments on this kid seems like very nice. Very nice young man. Someone teach him to chew with his mouth closed. Please.

Close your mouth. Please. Please do this. I know, like, in a divorce, people want to, like, not come down hard on their kids because it's a tough time, but could someone just please, just, like, just. Just one quick instructional lesson? Because this kid is talking and the food is. I mean, this is. He makes Austin literally look like he's in Downton Abbey. This.

[Tom Schwartz]

I was gonna say. It's like watching. It's like watching a man on Southern Charmy notice food Shepherd. Austin eating.

[Tom Sandoval]

Jeez. It's not a judgment on his personality or how he was raised. I'm just saying. Just let's. Let's. Let's. Let's, like, let's infuse that lesson into.

[Tom Schwartz]

We're not saying his name is stupid.

Okay. So Rachel's like, yeah. When I first separated from Roger with the D, like, it was brutal. It was like, brutal. Brutal. Like, totally brutal. Death brutal. It was like dying brutal. But I used to come home to an empty house. Go ahead. Go ahead. Me.

[Tom Sandoval]

No, I was just going to say I was like. When I watched that feature film that was not made for Oscars called the Brutalist, I was like, oh, my God, it's about Raj. But it was actually about architecture. But I was like, it kind of is about Raj at the same time. Yeah.

[Tom Schwartz]

I would come home to an empty house and, like, it would be sad, but now it's happy. Look how happy I am. Hold on. Do I look happy right now? Am I smiling?

[Tom Sandoval]

Silence.

[Tom Schwartz]

I can't feel my face. Is my. Is my mouth smiling? Yes or no? Don't lie to me. You're lying to me. Yes, you are. Because I'm smiling. Smiling huge.

[Tom Sandoval]

The smile is gorge. You have to admit it.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah.

[Tom Sandoval]

My. My relationship with my ex now, like, There were reasons our relationship was strained. Mainly it's because he really hated pulp in his orange juice. And he always, like, strain it. And I was like, I don't know how to do that. He's like, just do it. And I, like, wouldn't do it. And he got mad. It was brutal. It was a brutal strain.

[Tom Schwartz]

I think our greatest regret was, like, working together. Show clips of him right now. Show clips of what a monster Roger was. And so we clip. See clips of Roger, and Roger's like, okay, guys, so I think that we should, you know, like, make a viral video that, like, goes viral. That would be really cool. She goes making a viral video that goes viral.

And.

[Tom Sandoval]

And she, like, laughs and then. But the best part is our sweet, wonderful friend Amy Phillips is right next to her. Because this was the time when Amy Phillips. The way she, like, broke through is that she was doing impersonations of Rachel Zo, and Rachel Zo loved it so much. Like, that's, like, hilarious. Let's have, like, Amy, like, come in and, like, do me. We'll do, like, a video. Oh, my God.

[Tom Schwartz]

Viral.

[Tom Sandoval]

And so, like, so Rachel cracks this joke. So Rachel laughs, and then Amy laughs, and you see Amy laughing, and Roger gets mad, and then Roger has this, like, flip out where he's like, no.

[Katie Maloney]

You don't understand the crap I'm dealing with.

[Tom Sandoval]

And it cuts, like, everyone around the table giving eyes, like, oh, my God. Including Amy. Amy's like, oh, I just died. I died.

[Tom Schwartz]

He throws a pen or something. I didn't even realize that was Amy. Oh, my God.

[Tom Sandoval]

That was, like, Amy's breakthrough moment. And I was just cracking up that they were, like, just to show how brutal Raj was. Look at Amy Phillips face.

[Tom Schwartz]

He threw a pen at Amy Phillips.

That's why Amy Phillips still has a Bic pen hanging out of her temple. I've always wondered.

[Tom Sandoval]

I was so proud of her getting into a flashback on Beverly Hills, the premiere day, dressed as a Rachel Zo.

[Tom Schwartz]

So she's like, yeah, lines got crossed. And this person I was with, like, my entire adult life was unrecognizable. And that person didn't feel right around me or my kids. Hold on, I'm going to cry. I'm crying. Yes, I am.

[Tom Sandoval]

Like, shut up.

[Tom Schwartz]

I'm crying. Like, I'm seriously crying here.

[Tom Sandoval]

Like, wait, but this just dies kind of gorge. My dead. My rip.

[Tom Schwartz]

Audience.

[Tom Sandoval]

Oh, my God. I'm branding my tear. I'm selling this tear in Target.

[Tom Schwartz]

It's.

[Tom Sandoval]

My face is wet here. It's crying so Much wet. So much wet. It's like, actually, like, I don't. I don't even recognize my wetness. My face.

[Tom Schwartz]

So she's got such a weird energy here with her kid. She goes, so, like, you're with your dad until Saturday. Is that okay? And he's like, yeah, yeah.

[Katie Maloney]

As long as you come in the morning.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah. How are you with you and dad?

[Katie Maloney]

He's like, you know, like, most horses are rough, but, like, Mike is pretty good. I like him.

[Tom Schwartz]

Just. You like him?

[Katie Maloney]

Yeah, like, he's my dad.

[Tom Schwartz]

She's like, yeah.

[Tom Sandoval]

I think they wonder why he sometimes, like, says the things he does or, like, says or does things that he says or does things that he doesn't say or says things that he doesn't do or, like, just talks about things and, like, he acts like things and he does things. It's, like, brutal what he does. Wild.

[Tom Schwartz]

Or, like, how he spends more time with his girl than he does the kids. Maybe that.

[Tom Sandoval]

That's.

Sir. They give her. They do a Rachel's Oats Go Sauce.

So Rachel's like, so you like any girls? I'm like, excuse me, Rachel, you work in fashion. Can we open it up? Or boys.

[Katie Maloney]

Hello.

[Tom Sandoval]

Do we have to be so heteronormative on K?

[Tom Schwartz]

Do you like any people?

[Tom Sandoval]

He's like, no, my hormones haven't kicked in yet.

[Tom Schwartz]

Well, Roger's had the same girl for a year, and the kids have known for 10 months.

And the producer's like, wait a minute. That means that he got a girlfriend right after you guys separated. She goes, I'll let you do the math.

[Tom Sandoval]

Literally do the math, because I can't do math. I literally can't remember. Like, I literally. I can't, like, carry the one. Like, I don't know, remainders. Don't get it. Like, you do the math. And then just let me know how long that was.

[Tom Schwartz]

Do you want to hear the quote of the day? Real love isn't easy, and easy love isn't real.

[Tom Sandoval]

Oh, my God, Caius. Cause I feel like you're like, 40. That. That quote.

[Tom Schwartz]

He's like.

Why did that get it? That was funny.

[Tom Sandoval]

Feel like, because you're not allowed to actually say someone's age after 39 on this show.

[Tom Schwartz]

So now we go to Erica and Bose, those close girlfriends at dinner.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah, they're at a restaurant called adkt, I like to call it.

So, hey, you get me article. Hey, girlfriend. I see you, boo. Got your chesticles out.

[Katie Maloney]

Yes, I certainly do. You know what's interesting about life? I got the offer to do mighty hoopla. And then 10 minutes before I go out to a huge crowd, my phone blows up, and Tom was being sentenced to prison. Wow. It's like that song Lightning Crashes and Old Lady Dies, except it was Tom going to prison. Know what I'm saying? I got a video of him leaving the courthouse. He was just vacant.

[Tom Schwartz]

I was like, wow. Really? Because those are the reviews I read of you at hoopla.

[Katie Maloney]

And she's like, yeah, the man I was married to. Never in my life did I think I would be sitting there married to someone going to prison.

Never before. Never once when I was at Dancing at Hoohahs in New Jersey, did I ever think I'd be married a guy to go to prison. But anyway, last time I was married to a guy I thought I was going to prison, it wasn't. It was the guy who owned the place that I was dancing at, but turned out to be the old one, Hulu. Obviously, Tom's story is ended, but my story is ongoing. And there's a part of me that thinks, I would like to say goodbye, but what would that do?

[Tom Schwartz]

What would that do? Your husband is old and dying in prison. Go say goodbye. What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, I'm sorry. Tom is a monster. I'm not even gonna stick up for Tom. Tom's a horrible human being, and he's getting what he deserves. But that man stole millions of dollars and put you in gay bars in Greece. Get over there and say goodbye.

[Tom Sandoval]

No, she's too busy, like, framing herself as a Natasha Bedingfield song.

[Katie Maloney]

She's like, well, his story's over, but the rest is still unwritten for me.

[Tom Schwartz]

So that is so bizarre. That man. That man pulled favors to get the Secret Service to arrest your gay designers because you didn't want to pay them and you wanted to accuse them of all that American Express fraud. I see you go say goodbye to your husband, ma'.

[Katie Maloney]

Am.

[Tom Sandoval]

Well, at the same time, he knows the game, you know? Yeah, that's when the star is born. You know, you. You give them. You give them the cash, you do the things. They become a star, and you let the bird fly. Let the mouse go.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah.

[Tom Sandoval]

So Bo's like, do you feel relief that it's over?

[Katie Maloney]

She's like, well, you don't just shake off like that.

Actually, I literally did shake, like, off that I was in Totalies.

[Tom Schwartz]

What is the thing Hoopla and Bose is like, well, this is why we need to get busy, huh? I saw those rumors, girl. And we see the rumors. Erica Jane hooks up with much younger Bravo star. Do you know who this is?

[Tom Sandoval]

No. Is it Joe Bradley? No, I always guess it was Joe Bradley. You know who it is?

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah, I know who it is. Okay.

[Tom Sandoval]

Much younger Bravo star. I probably knew this at one point, so. It's Nacho Bradley.

[Tom Schwartz]

I'll give you a hint. His mouth is always open.

[Tom Sandoval]

Austin.

[Katie Maloney]

Close.

[Tom Schwartz]

He's also a singer.

Jesse from Summer House.

[Tom Sandoval]

Jesse. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Schwartz]

Okay, I know. I guess you can't. They can't all be Joe Bradley. You know what I'm saying? So, wow, congrats.

[Katie Maloney]

And she's like, well, the truth is, I met somebody that was very flirtatious.

[Tom Sandoval]

And nothing happened.

[Katie Maloney]

Well, nothing worth reporting happen.

[Tom Sandoval]

Well, that can mean a lot of different things.

[Katie Maloney]

All right, the record is. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about.

All you need to know is I'm dating a man now named Shrek who loves putting people in jail. Whatever he does.

Now. It's called the Sheriff of Baghdad.

[Tom Schwartz]

What is he called? I think.

[Tom Sandoval]

I don't know.

[Tom Schwartz]

I don't know.

[Tom Sandoval]

Something like that.

[Katie Maloney]

I'm into a guy right now with a hairy back and a red hat on at all times, and it is sexy.

[Tom Sandoval]

He's basically like alternate Ralph from Love Hotel.

[Katie Maloney]

So Erica's like, well, maybe something happened. Yeah, I'm sexy and sassy.

[Tom Sandoval]

Okay, let's talk about the other girls. That's why we're here, so let's gossip. You start.

[Katie Maloney]

Well, guess what. I was at Sutton's, and her mother was there. Just imagine that.

[Tom Schwartz]

Did she talk about Avi?

[Katie Maloney]

She did.

[Tom Schwartz]

What happened? What happened?

[Katie Maloney]

Well, we. Let's see a flashback of her saying nothing. She said nothing about it.

[Tom Sandoval]

So sudden was sudden. Actually elaborates more. And she says, well, you know, communication is important, and without communication, it's not gonna work.

[Tom Schwartz]

Everybody goes, well, it's not like Avi was ever at a loss for words.

[Tom Sandoval]

So.

[Tom Schwartz]

You know, such an asshole.

[Tom Sandoval]

Give them the right to marry. And suddenly they chatter and chatter and chatter.

[Tom Schwartz]

And she's like, oh, look at Sutton, watching all her close relationships disintegrate like that.

[Katie Maloney]

She's like, it's wild. Wild. I'll tell you.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah, she had so much vitriol at certain moments, but then we get to the reunion, and she's a little church mo. I can't trust someone like that. I want all vitriol all the time.

[Katie Maloney]

Well, we don't like our inconsistencies. Be who you are. Here's the truth. You know what I Hate. I hate someone who's really inconsistent. Like, what are you, some buttoned up conservative housewife ambassador? You know, you a sex kitten on a stage somewhere? I hate inconsistencies.

Here's the truth. Sutton has had very few friends in this group right now, and it's her turn to show us who she is and be consistent and be alone.

[Tom Sandoval]

So the Bose is like, well, Sutton has lost a few friends, so she's probably reevaluating how she interacts with people in the group so she doesn't lose them, because basically, we're going to steamroll over her.

[Tom Schwartz]

Tada. I already said, will the real Slim Sutton please stand up?

[Katie Maloney]

Well, I don't know if I'd use the word slim. She's a box.

[Tom Sandoval]

I like that. Erica. Well, aside from the fact that it's super shady, no pun intended. I feel like Erica doesn't even get the reference.

[Katie Maloney]

Well, that's a funny, funny choice to say Slim Shady. Why not call her Boxy Shady?

[Tom Sandoval]

No, there's. Slim Shady is a. Okay, so there's someone named Eminem.

[Katie Maloney]

You mean like the candy?

[Tom Sandoval]

You know what? Never mind. Let's just go back to ordering food at Attica.

[Tom Schwartz]

So then we go to Rachel. It's very Rachel heavy, this episode. Yeah, I got him.

[Tom Sandoval]

So we go to Rach, lean into their. Their new star, you know?

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah, we get that violin music again. Bose is getting ready, and she's talking to her hair people, and she's like, I think with my straight hair and that gold outfit, I look too much like Cher. Just like a spitting image.

[Tom Sandoval]

Like, oh, my God, not Cher, but Cher is my girl. Oh, my God, I love Cher, but sometimes I don't like Cher. I don't like Cher that much either. I mean, but I do like that one song. I love that one song. Do you know what song I'm talking about? Yes. The song I'm talking about is do you believe? No. If I could turn back time. If I could turn back time, I would have said, if I could turn back time. Yes.

[Tom Schwartz]

So Sutton's getting glam, and she's on the phone with Kyle and talking about being empty nesters now. And Kyle's like, how do you feel about Sing to read? Every time I see you, I'm just going to say the name of somebody that hates you.

[Tom Sandoval]

Well, I don't hold on to things. If she has a problem with me, she can talk to me. I definitely do not hold on to things. Can you believe my marriage was annulled? Anyway, I don't hold on to things.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah, that Sutton, just easy going Sutton there.

So we're hoping we can work this out. So then Kyle has her friend Jen over, and guess what? Kyle is serving lots of salmon. Kyle loves that salmon, man.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah, well, you know, I am kind of an expert in the kitchen. Salmon and tortillas.

[Katie Maloney]

Oh.

[Tom Schwartz]

Pam, salmon. So.

She is looking over the ground. She's got crafters to make your own flower crown. A very elusive anderpump, I might add. And she's like, yeah, these days you can't have people over. You have to have activities. Activities. You know, this way the girls don't have to interact if they don't want to.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah, it's just what we want to see on the show. The cast not interacting with each other. Thanks, Kyle.

[Tom Schwartz]

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a grappens commercial.

So people start coming in, and we see Fay Wesnick, Faye, morally corrupt Faye resnick still hanging on. And she's with some lady named Anna who looks. I don't know, like she's Maybe from death becomes her. Like maybe she's falling apart. Like she's walking kind of funny. Like maybe she just sewed her leg back on.

[Tom Sandoval]

I don't know.

[Tom Schwartz]

And. Oh, my God, is that dorit?

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah, that's a read. She said she thinks it's three because, you know, everyone on the show is slowly merging into the same face because it's. It is the Beverly hills composite. Like, it could be Linda. What was her name again? Linda. Elvis's ex. You know, it could be Linda Thompson. Linda. It could be Linda Thompson. I'm just gonna, like, pyramid this one through. It's. She's ex of Elvis. She used to be. She's Brody Jenner's mom. Her name is Linda. Linda. Linda Thompson. But they all do kind of have the same face. So eventually you're like, is that dorit? Is that. Is that Carlton? It's Camille. It's Camille. No, it's Linda. It's Taylor. It's just.

[Tom Schwartz]

I looked at it different. I thought it was like, clearly the lady from a nightmare before christmas who's always having to sew back on her arm or whatever part of her body breaks off. And Kyle can see that, and it's like, oh, my God, is that dorit? I was like, you are so shady. You know? Leave dorit alone. So dorit then does come, and Kyle's like, is that dorit? Oh, hey, dorit. We couldn't see. We thought that lady was dorit. And she's like, oh, was that non alk champagne coming back to the dark side with us, you boring.

[Tom Sandoval]

I think it was actually both cases, because I think it. It is sort of like the composite face. But she also knows that, like, this woman is, like, not as glamorous and as attractive. I'm not saying that any to this lady, but, like, you know, dorit is like, dorit looks the way dorit looks, and dorit is happy with the way she looks. And when Kyle says, I thought you were her, that it is a dig at the same time.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah, she knows dorit's not coming in with Faye. Give me a break. Yeah, so.

So then we see keely in the car with Bose, and keely's like, hey, who's coming? Are any guys coming to this thing? And Bose goes, huh? You want the girls to bring their guys? Well, too bad, because they don't have them.

[Tom Sandoval]

He's like, great. Can't wait to make flower crowns by myself. I am so ready to move forward with keely. I want to find a house together. I want to get engaged. The clock is ticking. Tick tock. Tick tick, tick tick tock. My God, are you singing kesha? I love when she sings tik tok. That's such a good song of hers.

[Tom Schwartz]

So Bose comes in, and Kyle's like, hello, how are you?

[Tom Sandoval]

So fake to bows. And bows does not like Kyle. Kyle does not like bows. They both don't like each other, and Kyle is so fake to her.

[Tom Schwartz]

And Kyle's trying to be so upbeat. She's like, oh, my God. Tell me about the ring. Oh, my God. You guys getting married? You having a baby? What's going on with you?

[Tom Sandoval]

I'm really looking forward to get to know bows more because, like, whatever was clouding our relationship will be cleared. And that thing, of course, was dorit. So, yeah, the battle for bows starts now. Huh.

[Tom Schwartz]

I thought Kyle was pretty cold and closed off. And if she opens up and reaches out, I'll be her friend, and if not, I'll be her acquaintance.

[Tom Sandoval]

And if she calls me up and says, you want to play tennis, Then I'll be our tennis buddy. And if she says, should we go get the cars wash? I'll be her friend that knows about car washes. I mean, there's so many different directions our friendship could go in if you really think about it.

[Tom Schwartz]

So Carl says they're still waiting for dorit to show up, and Dorit's like, sutton. Oh, Dorit. Dorit. She says they're waiting for Sutton to show up, and Dorit's like, sutton.

[Katie Maloney]

Who?

[Tom Schwartz]

Sutton. I never heard of a lady named Sutton before.

[Katie Maloney]

Where's the tissa?

[Tom Sandoval]

So then. So then Dorit's like, well, I got everything I need to get out with Sutton.

[Katie Maloney]

Everything.

[Tom Sandoval]

There's nothing left to say. So I can still be around her and be cordial, but I don't need.

[Katie Maloney]

To fight with her.

[Tom Schwartz]

I don't need to go there tonight with Supin.

[Katie Maloney]

But if she takes it there, I really do thee.

[Tom Sandoval]

Well, she doesn't have Garcelle or Avi, so have at her, girls.

[Katie Maloney]

Yeah, I think she's real confused without those two crutches around.

[Tom Schwartz]

So Sutton arrives and Erica's like, we.

[Katie Maloney]

Were just talking about you. Yo, sack of bones, get over here. Oh, I guess your mom didn't make it, so you're extra exposed. Okay, everyone hit her in the soft underside.

[Tom Schwartz]

Were your ears burning? Just like your soul will be now that you're married with. Now that you're unmarried and stuck with children.

[Tom Sandoval]

Sorry, I. I almost tripped on my dress. I'm not used to walking on such mangy lawns.

[Katie Maloney]

Well, at least who says it?

[Tom Schwartz]

Someone goes, oh, Dorit goes, well, at least you're on two feet.

[Tom Sandoval]

No, because Sutton normally has, like, a broken foot or something. It's like.

[Tom Schwartz]

It's like what?

[Tom Sandoval]

The plant fasciitis came back. It was. I don't think it was about being drunk. Although it would have been funny, but were.

So they're talking about Keely. Oh, Keely is so warm. Oh, my God, Keely is so warm. Look, he's making flower crowns there by himself. That's so nice. He's so nice.

[Tom Schwartz]

Good people make flower crowns by themselves.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah.

[Tom Schwartz]

So Dorit's like, son, I'm sorry to.

[Katie Maloney]

Hear.

[Tom Schwartz]

We'Re updating us about the annulment with Christian.

[Tom Sandoval]

Should I be calling you Sutton Brown now? Is that what you'd like? It's almost like the UPS commercials. What can Brown do for you? That's like me asking you to do something for me. Does that you follow?

[Katie Maloney]

It's like, yes, yes, that's right.

[Tom Sandoval]

That's right. To read. Yes. Well, what can you do about it, right? Look, I'm so easy going. What can you do?

[Katie Maloney]

Here's what you do. You wash your car and some short shorts and stilettos, and you have a better life. That's what you do, girl.

[Tom Sandoval]

You know what, Dorit? We can shake on it. This won't be awkward at all. Let's shake on those awful men first wives club. Am I right? She's like no, I'm not going to touch your hand.

I'm shaking. You want to shake my hand to read? It's. It's a wealthy hand.

[Katie Maloney]

Well, I don't want that to tune.

[Tom Sandoval]

Oh, it's not. I've got arthritis.

[Tom Schwartz]

Well, it's like, oh, you know, here's how it goes for sudden.

[Tom Sandoval]

You have my word. You have my word. As Avi is my witness. You have my word.

[Tom Schwartz]

But we haven't talked, so I don't know what happened with Garcelle or Avi. And now you're an empty nester. But you know what? Garcelle was tough. That was tough. And Bose is like, well, what happen with her?

[Tom Sandoval]

Stop doing your Sutton impersonation of me. I don't appreciate that.

[Tom Schwartz]

Sorry about that.

[Tom Sandoval]

Got a little lost.

Addressing me. We're about to also do my voice.

[Tom Schwartz]

It didn't sound like something I'd say. But you know what? I just went with it because I'm a new Sutton now. I just roll with the punches.

[Tom Sandoval]

What happened. What happened with all those people who left you? Did they discover that you have a terrible personality?

[Tom Schwartz]

Okay, so here we go. This is when the show just goes crazy. So, I mean, in a very boring but sounds like, I don't know. I don't know what happened with Garcelle. I was like, yep, that's the mystery. That's the big mystery. And Bose is like, she didn't say anything to you? Well, last time I saw Garcelle, she was walking out on me and everyone else at that reunion.

[Tom Sandoval]

So now we see the clip of. Of that reunion and Garcel leaving. Etc. So Sutton's like, I texted again and again and again, and she did not text back. And of course, then when I looked at my text history, I realized I never texted her in the first place. But I thought I texted her again and again, and she never thought she texted me back. Terrible.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah. And like we said at the beginning of the episode, this is insane to act like you guys have no idea why Garcelle left. Every single one of them's like, what? Why would she do that? What?

[Tom Sandoval]

And Dorit's like, do you think.

[Katie Maloney]

Do you think that for her it.

[Tom Sandoval]

Was more like chi. This is more of an alliance than a friendship. Oh, like you.

[Tom Schwartz]

You of all people saying this. You are part of the Fox Force Five, ma'. Am.

[Tom Sandoval]

That was so snotty of her to say that. And sudden tells us that she loved Garcelle. And she's like, I just have a hard time. I just don't like People talking about her like that. So, of course, Sutton shuts it down right away and was like, that's a cruel thing to say. She's a wonderful person. She's just angry right now. We just need some space. And I know our friendship was genuine, so how dare you cast her to be an opportunist. Just kidding. Something says none of that.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah, she doesn't. But she says in the. In the confessional, she's like, well, I didn't just see her as an ally. I just don't like people to talk about her like that. Which is why I won't say anything at this party.

[Tom Sandoval]

Okay.

[Tom Schwartz]

Garcelle might have left. I don't know if anybody has been watching this show. It's like, yep, that's why she left, dummy. Yep.

[Tom Sandoval]

Well, I was surprised when I heard that she wasn't talking to you. She must have started to listen to you and hear the awful things you say all the time. Well, I know she was upset that I didn't have a back for whatever reason. And it seems that she was upset with you, too.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah, it's like, well, we will never know because she's not speaking to me or any of us, so we can play the guessing game for eternity. Because of that, I had to take a couple of months to be quiet and calm, remember who I am, put a couple of glass plates through Avi's throat, and I'm back feeling better. Now.

[Tom Sandoval]

When I are in private, it's completely different than when she's around Garcelle. So now that Garcel is gone, I would just like Sutton to be consistent, and that'd be great. So Kyle just stealing the consistent thing again. And also, like, casting Garcelle to be the one who, like, was tainting Sutton in some sort of way. No, Sutton was. Sutton was a monster before Garcelle came around. Like, you know, trying to make it seem like Garcelle turned her is absolutely ridiculous.

[Tom Schwartz]

Well, it's also just very Kyle to be like, well, the. The reason that I had a problem with this person, it was because of that person. And that person's gone now, so now we can be friends. I mean, it's every season with Kyle. You know, they run off who they don't like, and then Kyle has her happy place, and she'll stay friends with those people for a little while, you know, and you can tell that they've all sat down and talked about who they're going to come for this season, because they're all using the same. I mean, they're just like politicians, you know, they're like, let's just all say sentence not consistent. Okay? Let's just say it over and over again until people in comments everywhere saying, sutton's not consistent. You know, so gross. They do it every year and it's just like, it's tiring. You know, they need to get new people to with. I know they brought on Rachel, and it looks like Rachel is unfuck withable. But we don't get a sense from in the previews Rachel having problems with anybody, but I'm hoping for season two that she comes for all their throats.

[Tom Sandoval]

Well, don't forget there is this new girl who's coming on in late. I don't know.

[Tom Schwartz]

I know. I'm already rooting for her. She's crazy. Amanda Francis. She's like some MLM queen. Not mlm, but she's like a self help guru, and she's like a real flaky weirdo. And I can't wait for her to come on because she looks like a real ville.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah, I, I, I just want someone who will disrupt the Kyle Erica Dorit situation. So Kyle's like, She's like, yeah, so, yeah, I've known Rachel for, like, many years socially, and, like, we have friends in common. And I've seen her in Aspen. So, like, I know her, but, like, not well. It's just like, trying to attach herself onto Rachel when she really clearly does not know Rachel very well at all. Like, Rachel's a Kathy friend, not a Kyle friend.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yes. So they come in and Rachel's meeting everybody, and Dorit's like, oh, she said she was on your podcast. Me friend booze. She's like, oh, yeah. She was one of my favorite episodes. I could have talked to you for hours and hours.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah, we actually, like, got on the mics and just said gorge for 45 minutes straight. It was, like, wonderful. Remember that? Gorge. Gorge, Gorge, gorge, gorge. Dead.

[Tom Schwartz]

I just wanted to throw that in there. I know Rachel through mutual friends, but it was when I was a guest on our podcast last year that we really got to know each other very well. Watch this. Gorge.

[Tom Sandoval]

Gorge.

[Katie Maloney]

Told you.

[Tom Schwartz]

We hit it off like sparks. So Rachel puts the flower crown over the tiara that she's already wearing. She's like, oh, my God, does this work? Am I crazy? Is this, like, insane?

[Tom Sandoval]

Yes, it has. Jewels. Thought so. Guys, guys. I feel like I'm at the first day of school. Is this the cool girls table? Guys. Kathy, did you just pull pants out of your bag? Guys, guys, this Is great. Those pants are gorgeous, by the way. This table's gorge. I died and she did.

[Tom Schwartz]

Kathy's just holding up these tiny pants that. Guys, look how cute these rag and bones are. I got them for rag and bone. Who, Kyle?

[Tom Sandoval]

Here you go. Did you call me a ragamuffin? No, rag and bones.

[Tom Schwartz]

Who pulls a pair of jeans out of their bag? Like, I still don't know a thing that Kathy does. Like, I just roll with it in the moment. Like what? Like. Like. Oh, like crazy. Like insanity. Like bananas. Like carnival in my house.

[Tom Sandoval]

I just want you guys to know the parties at my house right now are so boyish. I have, like, dinosaurs. Isn't that wild? Like, real, actual dinosaurs. Like, they actually. Jeff Goldblum came over and he's like, guess what? Here's DNA. And he, like, actually made new dinosaurs. And these are, like, real life dinosaurs. And they're running around. It's like, crazy, crazy party.

[Tom Schwartz]

Also, I left my loser husband, like, a year ago. And Bose is like, oh, she's in such a great place. Look at her. Like, look at Dorit. Look at her. You know, given where you are, which is way down there, way down there.

[Tom Sandoval]

At the bottom, you could be like Rachel Zoe someday. She's like, yeah, I feel like people shouldn't stay together if they're not happy. Like, kids can feel it. They feel like the kids are like, this is wild. This is wild. And I feel it. Not like that. But now that he's gone, it's gorge. It's, like, gorgeous.

[Tom Schwartz]

So now they talk about Dorit's kids, and they're like, so have you told your kids that you're even getting divorced? And she's like, well, I. Well, well, Jagger has known. And Phoenix. I've just learned her name. I mean, honestly, the little girl has been coming to my door asking for candy for years. I finally let her in. Why would I tell her that PK is leaving?

[Tom Sandoval]

Dorit has a tendency to talk in circles, so the more she says, the more lost you get.

[Tom Schwartz]

But, Tari, since you filed, didn't you sit with them and say, we're getting divorced? And she's like.

No.

With Jagger, I'm.

[Tom Sandoval]

Having the hardest time. He's 11, and he's made a couple of comments alluding to the fact that I know you and daddy are divorced. For instance, he walked in the other day and said, I know you and daddy are divorced. So I'm starting to think he's catching on, but I'm not sure just yet.

[Tom Schwartz]

Boys do that. Yeah, well, when me and Mo started having problems, we didn't tell the girls. And then they felt a shift, and they said, mom, we saw on TV that you left dad. So I told them.

[Tom Sandoval]

And then we all agreed afterwards that we're kind of having the best divorce out of everyone and that we kind of handled it the best out of everyone. So if anyone wants some advice, you could just come to me, because I'm kind of, like, doing the best divorce of all time.

[Tom Schwartz]

The family that stays together does divorce together. The best.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah, yeah. Like, remember, like, last season when, like, Mo and I went to, like, a shooting range together and then he sat on the fence, which was, like, super dangerous, but just showed, like, how casually comfortable he is with me because we're divorcing, like, so well. So, guys, I'm kind of, like, doing everyone else's storylines, but, like, a better version of it, right?

[Tom Schwartz]

Well, I mean, you just got to sit down, tell him, okay, dad just sick the Catholic Church on me. I mean, what else are you going to do? Wait till they're 35 to say, hey, the Pope's a dick?

[Tom Sandoval]

Here, this is what you do. You sit down, your children, you say, guess what? Dad left us. So you. You're going to go fix vending machines, and you, you're my new butler. That's it.

[Tom Schwartz]

And so they're like, oh, my God. Well, and Rachel goes, I mean, now he's, like, running around with girls and they're like, oh, my God. Bose goes, God, I thought I was harsh. Dreet's like, well, I think he saw Mo doing it and he thought he could do it. And Kyle's like, yeah. I thought, wow, great, I'll do what he's doing. Make out with whores and ballet stands.

[Tom Sandoval]

I guess that what that sort of means is I divorced from, like, the Alpha guy in the group. So, like, your divorced husband is, like, trying to copy my divorced husband? Which is kind of cool because, like, we're kind of like the ones that you guys follow. That's pretty cool.

[Tom Schwartz]

Oh, yeah, Kyle, I saw Mo and Aspen. Someone tried to set me up with them.

[Katie Maloney]

What? How?

[Tom Sandoval]

Hell no.

[Tom Schwartz]

I was like, that's Kyle's ex husband. Are you mental? Are you insane? Have you lost your gourd? What the hell? Like, you know what it's like. It's like when you're famous and someone else is famous, people are like, oh, my God, I know a gay person you could date.

[Tom Sandoval]

Wait, you know that Kyle, like, remember Kyle, you might know, like, when you're, like, famous and then like, someone else is like, that person's famous.

[Tom Schwartz]

Right?

[Tom Sandoval]

Kyle. Kyle's like, yeah, I love Rachel. Just like casually being like, you know when you're like, famous.

Guys.

[Katie Maloney]

And Erica says, actually, no, we don't. Oh, guy.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah. I feel like no one said, erica, hey, Erica, you're famous and there's another famous person over there. You guys should date. No one said that to her. Yeah.

[Tom Schwartz]

So Bose is like, anyone left in Beverly Hills that Mo hasn't tried to get with? Well, he hadn't tried to get with me. Let's make that clear. Kyle's gonna make her pay for that later. When she hears that, she's gonna be like, I didn't appreciate that.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah, that was actually like, really mean because it's like I'm going through a divorce and, like, you're just like rubbing in my face. So, like, it's one thing for me to be like, I'm desensitized to it, but for you to rub it in my face, it's like, really not nice at all.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah. So Dorit's like, yeah, well, Mo's living his best life, so now PK is living his best life. And Rachel's like, that is so.

[Tom Sandoval]

As a famous person, I cannot condone that.

[Katie Maloney]

Erica's like, is like a world class party. Mo is the kindergarten soccer league, and PK is winning the premier league right now. What I'm trying to say is he's an alcoholic.

[Tom Schwartz]

I love that. I love the reverence that Erica holds for PK because PK is like an old, decrepit white man with money.

[Katie Maloney]

So Erica's like, oh, yeah, no one wants to be like Mauricio. PK that's the man to be.

[Tom Sandoval]

It's like. It's like Santa Domingo. That's where you want to be. So Rachel is like, PK sucks and you, like, don't want to be a. You don't just don't want to be a narcissist. And like, honestly, if it didn't happen now, it would have happened in like five years. Sorry. Sorry I die.

[Tom Schwartz]

Oh, don't be sorry. I'm loving all of this.

So coil, what's it like? You seeing pictures of Mauricio being so happy with anyone that's not you. You. And she's like, well, first it was shocking, but like, I mean, now I've seen a few pictures. I mean, we're pretty famous too, right, Rachel? Right? Yeah. Like, I'm sure Rachel's even like, heard of us. Right, Rachel?

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah, I'm just like, I'm like, telling people, like, stop trying to set me up with other famous people, right? Like, it's like so crazy how many people I try to set me up with famous people, right? It's like, are you single, Kyle? I'm single, but I'm like, not dating, cuz, like, just like, I just haven't been leaving my house. But, like, guess what? Like, I've been, like, really happy. I finally figured out how to open up a. The second French door. So it's like, really truly when people say, like, when life. When life closes the door, like, it opens a window. Sometimes when life closes the door, you can actually open the door. And I figured that out the real way.

[Tom Schwartz]

There is still a chair, like, stuck in that doorway, but one day I'm going to get it through the door.

[Tom Sandoval]

I just know it's just like, yeah, that's going to, like, change, my friend. Because like, three nights a week you have to go out. Like, you have to, like, it's like so much easier to stay in your PJs in the house. But, like, once you go out, you're gonna feel like, so full. Oh, yeah, because we're gonna be like, going to have dinner. No, like, emotionally full. Like, I don't need dinner. You don't do dinner. No, it's gonna be full. You're gonna go back to parties and, like, podcasters are gonna come up to you and be like, you're a gay icon. And it'll just feel so fall.

[Tom Schwartz]

And Dorit's like, hoot, girl, sue me. And Kyle's like, I don't even know what hot girl summer means.

[Katie Maloney]

My hot girl summer isn't with these chicks. It's with a.

It's in a bed with a man. Sorry about that.

[Tom Schwartz]

Everyone feels like a game show trying to figure out that last sentence. I typed that a little. You can tell I was glad by the end of these notes. That was sort of.

[Tom Sandoval]

Ronnie wrote the notes, letters, the notes today. And I was. There was just like a typo that I just could not get through.

[Tom Schwartz]

The CC ticks it sin.

So there you go. That's what he was given.

So we'll see. It was a pretty.

You know, slow episode of the show.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah, it's like when. When I started to see them when they were talking and then they started putting up the names, like, you know, like the end credits over their conversation. I was like, wait, we're not ending with any sort of cliffhanger or incident or conflict. We're just having them talk about hot girl summer. I was like, okay. But maybe it's just, like establishing. It's like, this is what's happened. Here's Rachel Zoe. Here we go. We're just moving forward. Yeah.

[Tom Schwartz]

And honestly, it doesn't really look like anything starts to happen until this Amanda Francis comes on. And so I don't know when that's gonna be. I would guess not till episode 6 or so. But, you know, I. Like I said earlier, I did enjoy watching it still, you know, after I thought, well, that was kind of boring. But I did enjoy it while it was fun. So, yeah, I mean, I'll just roll with it, you know, they don't always have to be fighting.

[Tom Sandoval]

Yeah, exactly. Not everything has to be at level 10. You can have a slow burn. You can have a chill vibe. So it wasn't terrible. It just was like way. Just way slower than I was expecting. I thought it'd be like a little. A little happier.

[Tom Schwartz]

Yeah. Well, let's see what they pull out of their bag as we go along. See pull they whip out of that Birkin baby. Everybody, thanks so much for being here. We will talk to you next time. Next week. Have an amazing weekend, guys.

[Katie Maloney]

Bye.

[Tom Schwartz]

Bye.

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Mcmurdo she's a total knockout.

[Tom Sandoval]

Katie Manock in the study with a candlestick It's Leslie Peacock G It's Lisa H. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder baron. She's a whiz. It's Liz Sarthi, always killing it. It's Lola al Kalani.

[Tom Schwartz]

The incredible edible Matthews sisters. She eases our woes. It's Melissa St. Rose. There's a chance of meatballs. It's Rebecca cloud.

[Tom Sandoval]

Maximum love for Sandy Maximoska. She's the queen bee. It's Sarah Lemke.

[Tom Schwartz]

We cannot tell a lie. It's Sarah tell of son Shannon out.

[Tom Sandoval]

Of a can and Anthony please don't stop. It's Soli and pop. Let's take off with Tamla playing. You'll always get the full story with Tori parsons.

[Tom Schwartz]

She ain't no shrinking violet. Cootar. We love you guys.

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