#3106 Married To Medicine S12E02: Give Em’ Heel

Summary

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Episode #3106: Married to Medicine S12E02 “Give Em’ Heel”
Air Date: December 9, 2025
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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Episode Overview

This episode is a signature “Watch What Crappens” rollercoaster as Ben and Ronnie recap, mock, and celebrate Married to Medicine Season 12, Episode 2 (“Give Em’ Heel”). The hosts revel in the latest changes to the cast credits, dissect Heavenly’s fledgling political aspirations, track Toya’s personal heartbreak, and revel in the classic Bravo chaos—dog funerals, sexy dance classes, and heated disputes among both the women and their husbands.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Opening Credits, Billing Drama, and Theme Song (03:38–05:03)

• Heavenly’s Official Return: Ronnie and Ben note it's the first “Heavenly episode,” marking her return (if only as a “friend of” this season).
• Cast Hierarchy Shuffle: Shock and mockery over Quad’s second billing—traditionally, she always ended the credits.
  • Ben: “She got higher billing than Dr. Simone!” (04:14)
• Theme Song Woes: Both bemoan the loss of the iconic, sing-songy theme, now replaced by “dun dun dun” tones. Ben laments, “I like the old one better.” (04:35)
• Toya’s New Pose: The hosts joke about Toya’s oddly “hulking” new look in the opening credits—like someone surprised at being photographed at the grocery store. (05:16–05:31)

Initial Scenes: Family Dynamics and Toya’s Poolside Setup (05:48–07:41)

• Slice of Life Scenes: The cast’s staged “natural” moments are lampooned, including Simone grilling her assistant over which doctor is meaner (06:30).
• Toya & Eugene by the Pool: Toya’s romantic setup—with Louis Vuitton accessories—goes nowhere fast.
  • Ronnie: “What was this glorious setup... that led to nowhere?” (07:24)
• Marital Frustrations: Eugene’s endless work hours and lack of spark—plus a recap of the “glory hole for drinks” at Mimi’s party.

Heavenly’s Political Plotline and Family Drama (08:13–15:35)

• Heavenly's Son's Arrest: The hosts react to the “resurfaced” news, mock Damon’s monotone delivery and Heavenly’s sudden “campaign voice.”
  • Ronnie (about Heavenly’s tone): “Oh, that is a terrifying tone of voice. If Heavenly ever takes that tone with you, run.” (09:06)
• Heavenly’s Credentials: Ben and Ronnie riff on her “resume”—author, dentist, public speaker, etc.
• Montage Mayhem: The show flashes to Heavenly’s 20 minutes of reality TV “messiness,” prompting “Who’d vote for Heavenly? Who?” (10:48)
• Eugene's Political Analysis: “Given the current climate... she’s got a shot” at winning office. (11:01)
• Marriage Communication Breakdown: Heavenly berates Damon for hiding their son’s arrest, with emotional (and hilarious) roleplaying of the couple's exchanges.
  • Ronnie: “If I have to learn about my son being arrested on social media, what else is out there?” (11:48)
  • Ben: “I don’t trust Dr. Daddy, I’m sorry.” (13:00)

Contessa & Scott’s Never-Ending Construction Drama (15:44–18:55)

• Designer Disaster: Contessa and Scott argue in front of their designer about endless construction delays, leaving the poor woman trapped. (16:19)
• Financial Woes: Costs spiral out of control—$1.8 million invested; haphazard plans to sublet to Eugene and Toya spark predictions of future drama.
  • Ben: “Surely this will be great for the friendship.” (17:58)

Toya, Simone, & Brandy: Cosmetic Clinic & Real Life Tragedy (19:33–24:49)

• Medical Spa Banter: The hosts riff on what urology actually is, joke about “wiener” make-overs, and poke fun at new cast member Brandy, who mixes Botox with spiritual dream analysis. (19:40–23:24)
  • Ben: "So funny. I had a dream that Quad was gonna get a Starbucks, and I'm pretty sure she probably got a Starbucks today." (23:24)
• Toya’s Dog Tragedy (23:33–24:49)
  • Toya receives devastating news that her dog Bailey’s has drowned. The hosts handle this tenderly, noting the sadness but foreshadowing the inevitable Bravo dog funeral.
  • Ronnie: “Guys, this is very sad, but don’t worry, it’s Bravo, so we’re gonna have a dog funeral.” (24:51)

The Dog Funeral – Bravo Melodrama (25:13–30:28)

• Dog Funeral Carnival: All the cast brings their dogs to a church service. Heavenly is back to her regular, unfiltered self.
  • Ronnie: “You talk about me, I’m going for your dead-ass dog. Yes, she’s back. My queen is here.” (26:36)
• Mimi’s Dog Loss: Mimi commands some time for herself and her late Louis Vuitton-named Yorkie.
• Toya’s Tearful Eulogy: She shares about Bailey’s final moments and her relief at having been kind to her dog that day.
  • Ronnie: “All she wanted was for me to get this house. Yeah. The dog was finally ready for me to get my new house.” (29:38)

Toya & Contessa Plot: Landlord-Tenant Follies (30:30–32:02)

• Toya and Contessa discuss the rental, with Contessa wildly fudging the completion date.
  • Ronnie: “The cycle of abuse continues. Two weeks. Two weeks.” (30:50)
• Both hosts predict chaos when Toya and Eugene become tenants.

Dr. Jackie’s Annual “Sexy” Event & New Cast Bonds (32:02–37:06)

• Heels Dancing Class: Dr. Jackie’s tradition returns—sexy dancing for sisterhood!
  • Ben: “If they went and did their couples therapy in episode three... now we can get to new stuff.” (32:02)
• Homemade Cocktails: Contessa brings her own bar—Toya approves.
• Simone & Quad’ Fight Redux: The long-running beef gets trotted out again, with the hosts mocking both the fight and the repetitive reunion structures:
  • Ronnie: “So glad we’re going over this again. This is a very important fight to have for 20 hours in a row.” (37:16)

The Husbands’ Meeting: Barbecue, Loyalty, & Accountability (33:48–36:44; 37:16–46:27)

• Guy Talk: The husbands gather, critique Steve’s fashion, and initiate rookie Angel’s husband into the group.
• Marriage Advice: Eugene offers how-to-survive tips:
  • Eugene: “Just be on her side. No matter what.” (38:26)
  • Cutaways show Curtis’s increasing agitation.
• Bravo Husband Archetypes:
  • Ronnie lists their “credentials”: “Curtis the cheater... Eugene over-buys green eggs... Curtis [Cecil] built a bar in his basement...” (44:13)

Heavenly’s Political Confrontation & Toya Showdown (46:27–49:30)

• Heavenly’s Address: She asks the group to be direct about their concerns re: her campaign.
  • Toya: “Do you know what a state representative does? …I absolutely thought it was a joke.” (47:18–47:30)
  • Heavenly: “Yes, yes, yes I do. And it ain’t you, okay? It ain’t you. It’ll never be you...”
  • The argument escalates, Heavenly threatening, “I know lots of [redacted] on you, Toya, and it’s about to come out if you don’t watch your ass.” (49:14)
  • Ronnie: “Which is basically what you want to hear your state politician say!”

Closing Thoughts

• Voting for Heavenly: Ben: “I’d vote for Heavenly. I think that she is a very smart woman and I would love to see her, like, curse out some of the stodgy old politicians...” (49:30)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Toya’s pose:

  • “She looks like she’s at a cash register and someone’s taking a photo of her.” —Ben (05:19)

• Heavenly’s campaign voice:

  • “Oh, that is a terrifying tone of voice. If Heavenly ever takes that tone with you, run.” —Ronnie (09:06)

• Toya’s candidacy skepticism:

  • “You can’t even hear the people. You can’t even hear them... And I am not voting for you.” —Toya (47:54)

• Bravo dog funerals:

  • “This is very sad, but don’t worry, it’s Bravo. So we’re gonna have a dog funeral.” —Ronnie (24:51)

• Advice from the husbands:

  • “Just be on her side. No matter what. Add your little nugget of reason if you can, but then stand back because you will die.” —Eugene (38:26; paraphrased by Ronnie)

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Important Timestamps

• 03:38: Show begins in earnest—Married to Medicine discussion kicks off
• 08:13: Heavenly’s son’s arrest and the campaign storyline
• 15:44: Contessa & Scott’s clinic construction issues
• 19:33: Toya & Simone visit Brandy for Botox; Brandy intro
• 23:33: Toya learns of Bailey’s passing
• 25:13: The dramatic dog funeral begins
• 32:02: Dr. Jackie’s “heels” dance event
• 33:48: Husbands’ gathering (Dad talk, intros)
• 37:16: Husbands discuss “supporting your wife” and accountability
• 46:27: Heavenly confronts the group about her campaign
• 49:14: Finale: Heavenly threatens Toya with secrets—Bravo classic

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Episode Tone & Energy

Ben and Ronnie keep their trademark style—irreverent, teasing, and thick with Bravo in-jokes. Their friendship and comic timing are on full display as they alternate between astute social commentary, outright mockery, and moments of (tongue-in-cheek) sincerity for the cast’s very real emotional drama.

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This episode is everything fans love about Watch What Crappens: zippy banter, deep Bravo knowledge, and the perfect blend of ridicule and affection.

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Happens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben.

[Ben]

Hi. How are you?

[Ronnie]

Saga Saga, everybody. Welcome to this show. It's Married To Medicine day over here. Bueller's getting comfortable on the couch. Please do not scratch the couch. Hey, hey. Cut it. Just lie down like a decent little boy. Everybody, welcome to the show. Such a fun week. So much out bonus episodes. Going to be a summer house preview. Trailer trash. So go check that out over on Patreon. It's also where you get all our videos and bonus episodes and all that good stuff. And Monday, we've got our final crappy hour of the month coming to you. And we are doing. That's at 5:30pm Pacific Time. Also, we are doing Amazon Lives now every week, every Monday. So join us at 4pm Pacific time over on Amazon Live. You can find the link to our Amazon Live page over on our Instagram link in bio. Okay, everybody.

[Ben]

Whoa.

[Ronnie]

Hey.

[Ben]

Okay, everybody.

[Ronnie]

So here we are, a little married to medicine. How you feel?

[Ben]

Our first. I feel good. It's our first Heavenly episode. Heavenly is back officially. Well, she's a friend of. I didn't realize that last episode. I think you told me. And we had our first opening credits with Chado. Heavenly. There was a little bit of a stir I noticed online because I think is this the first season where quad got second billing and people were saying, no, Quad's always supposed to end the opening credit. Yeah, she's always supposed to be the last one. But they moved her up to number two, which was shocking because she got. She got higher billing than Dr. Simone. Dr. Simone.

[Ronnie]

While I'm okay with her having higher billing, I just like how the song normally goes. And the song doesn't flow anymore. It's been missing the flow for a while. Yeah.

[Ben]

Ever since they changed it because it used to have that kind of sound. Almost like that Kanye song Flashing Lights. And I used to be like.

And now it's just like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. I'm like, I like the old one better.

[Ronnie]

And it was more sing songy. It was like Dr. Heavenly. Dr. Simone.

[Ben]

I love what the voice would go up on Toya.

I'm like so mad that they took out that little sing songy element. It's like very tra. It's very tragic.

[Ronnie]

Although I do like Toya's pose in this one. Cuz she just looks hulking, which I would. I wouldn't describe Toya as a hulking person, but in this she really is. I mean, she's just like kind of like hunched.

[Ben]

She. She looks over.

[Ronnie]

What is it?

[Ben]

She looks like she's at a cash register and she just noticed that someone's Taking a photo of her. What are you doing? What are you doing?

[Ronnie]

I'm just trying to check it out.

[Ben]

The grocery store. What are you doing?

[Ronnie]

She's like, like, you're doing something wrong, and your mom just caught you, you.

[Ben]

Know, Are you just the center? Yeah. And you just see it? And I cracked up. I was like, what is Toya doing? She's trying to look kind of, like, sexy or like. Like, yeah, badass. But instead, she's just, like, giving a nasty look. Like, you better put your phone away.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, no phones in class. Yeah, I did have, like, look to it. Super weird. So we start with Mimi, guys, where her kids visit her at work. It's very Mimi at the office. You know, I know you don't know me very well, but this is Mimi during office hours. So. And then Contessa calls her kid and threatens to take a dollar out of his allowance for every time he doesn't answer the phone. And then Simone is doing one of those very natural scenes with her employees where she's like, okay, tell me which doctor is better to work for, me or Dr. Jackie? And she's like, both. Okay, now which one of us is meaner? Me or Dr. Jackie? Both. And she's like.

Yes. You got it. So then I love a nice, natural scene with Simone.

[Ben]

I know. She's like, look at how well I treat my employees.

So Toya has decided to set up a little thing by the pool. She put out some Louis Vuitton towels and some Louis Vuitton pillows, and she. And Eugene comes home, and there's, like, a glass of wine set out for him and a note that's like, come meet me up by the pool. He reads it. He's. He's like, hey, honey. Hope your drive was peaceful. Love you. Come outside. Hey, Eugene. He's like, yeah, can we have sex?

[Ronnie]

But I loved her whole, like, oh, my God, did you see my note? Like, she does that squeal thing. And he's like, yeah, yep, I saw that. Okay, let's go back inside then. What was this?

[Ben]

I don't know.

[Ronnie]

What was this glorious setup for outside that led to nowhere? But, yeah, he wants to bang because he's tired, and he just works all the time. And she's like, okay, yeah, we're not gonna do that. So sorry. And she's like, I'm tired just listening to it. Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

[Ben]

I can't even talk about it. Being whirly. He's like, well, you better untire yourself. No, that's not going to happen. It's like, okay, well, what's been going on since like, what. How was Steven Mimi's party like? Well, it actually was like a really cute event, but like they gave like drinks through a hole. It was like a glory hole but for drinks. But I like, didn't like the drinks. So like, that was pretty fun. And I feel like, you know, we haven't been together in a while, Eugene, so. And I hate the fact that even Heavenly wasn't there. It's odd cuz she. She always shows up.

[Ronnie]

So heavenly. Then we go over to Heavenly's house because now everybody's like, oh, why isn't Heavenly here? It's because her son arrested. I didn't realize the son was arrested years ago.

[Ben]

I did not realize that either.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, so who cares? He got away with it. Why are we bringing it up? Back up now? That's what I say. So very morose over there.

[Ben]

Things are very serious and sad. Well, to be fair, it's also daddy. Daddy is like, it's daddy say monotone.

[Ronnie]

Who'S just looking very confused and looking around and trying to lie to Heavenly. And then it's heavenly in her I'm going to murder you slash I'm running for office voice. So she's like, hey, daddy, I just wanted to show you something I'm working on. Daddy, you see what I'm doing? Daddy, I just want to be your next day representative in District 93. You know I was serious about running, daddy. Did you know Danny? Oh, that is a terrifying tone of voice. If Evanlee ever takes that tone of voice with you, run.

[Ben]

Yeah, if she's in her falsetto. Whenever she's in her falsetto, be careful. She's like, hey, daddy, you want to see.

[Ronnie]

You want to see my campaign show, daddy?

[Ben]

And he's like, I knew you were serious. Yeah, I knew you were serious. Yes, I am running for office. And I am more than just a dentist. I am an author, a public speaker, an entrepreneur, and I have real estate, a real estate license. And the list goes on and on and on.

[Ronnie]

And I'm bold and I'm smart and I'm ready to.

[Ben]

Your mama's stupid. You're like, whoa, whoa. Heavenly.

[Ronnie]

She does, but she's keeping this baby voice. I'm like, is she going to do this the whole season because she's running for office. Please don't neuter Heavenly. I need my Heavenly here.

[Ben]

Okay?

[Ronnie]

She comes back out later.

[Ben]

She comes back very quickly and easily.

[Ronnie]

And he's just terrified. He's Like, I just feel so confident that you're gonna do well, baby. She's like, well, I'm really support. I'm really happy to have your support, Damon. I really am, baby. He's like, this is just another step. But we've done big steps before, right, baby? Please don't come near me. She's like, what do you mean come near you, Daddy? I'm just trying to get near you, Daddy.

[Ben]

I love her Muppet voice. So Toya is like. We go back. And Toya's like, so guess what? Jackie made a joke that Heavenly's running for a vice president. But apparently if Heavenly is running for state representative or some. That like that. That, like, I was like, what? Jean's like, what? Yeah, I'm that serious, huh? Yeah. I mean, how could. How could we do her campaign and ignore the fact that she's messy as hell? We see like, a very rob montage of it having to be like, right, you're done.

[Ronnie]

And, like, fuck you, and you don't.

[Ben]

Leave no one like you. It's like. It's like so many clips. Yo, mama.

[Ronnie]

It's like 20 minutes of heavenly just being a nightmare. It was so funny. I watched it three times. And then it ends, and Tori goes, who vote for Heavenly? Who?

And Eugene's like, well, given the current climate of people wanting to say whatever they want to say and do whatever they want to do and getting elected, she's got a shot.

[Ben]

I mean, she does have a shot. Yes, she does.

[Ronnie]

And Tori's like, don't you think we should help heavily with a campaign? And he's like, no, no, no, no, no. I have to believe in a campaign to help it. Which is funny because, you know, Tori met. Like, let's destroy that asshole's campaign. Like, just keep rolling the clip. We just rolled over and over again.

[Ben]

Hey, Daddy, you want to look at my website? You like my website? He's like, yo, mama. Dot com. Yeah, I thought that'd be kind of a fun thing for the running for office.

[Ronnie]

I'm just ready, Daddy. It says. It says, vote for me.org.org. daddy.

[Ben]

Now, you know we're public figures, right? And I'm running for office now. And I know that what affects you, it affects all of our children and affects me. But remember when I told you about Betty and, like, what happened? And it's unfortunate, but, baby, like, you can't keep secrets from me. And, like, don't ever tell me. You don't ever tell me anything. And if I have to learn about my Son being arrested on social media. What else is out there? She's acting. She has a sweet. Like, you know, she wants to lay into him. And she's being all sweet, like, oh, I'm just your nice little wife, and I'm running for office. And she wants to be like, daddy.

[Ronnie]

You know, she wants to rip him a new one. And she's like, well, when I first found out the news about Damon Jr on Twitter, my heart dropped. My heart just dropped. Y' all don't know the feeling that it would take to see you. Your son being arrested. I just love him so much. And she's. Her voice is just getting softer and softer. She's like, we can't have no secrets, baby. That's not a secret. She goes, but you didn't tell me. He's like, well, I mean, you know, it wasn't like, you know, months and years went by. It was years, Daddy. Because it happened in 2022. It got on the Internet years later. Come on, now.

[Ben]

Crazy that. That's also so up of Damon. Like, I don't trust Dr. I've never trusted Dr. Daddy. I'm sorry. He does withhold stuff. Like, I don't know. And he's. He's like, a woman should be in the kitchen. And so now he's like, oh. Like, oh, it's not like I held it back for years when it was literally years. And he's like, I told you before. She's like, did you? He's like, I mean, I think so. I think I did. Well, either way.

I did what I did. If anyone has an opinion on it, they can say whatever they want. I'm like, well, I think Heavenly has an opinion on it, and she's about to say some things and wait until.

[Ronnie]

The cameras go down, because she will say plenty, sir. But I love that he's so dumb. He's just like, But I'm pretty sure I told you. Yeah. Heavenly just forgot that her son was arrested.

[Ben]

Yeah. Just overlooked that little detail.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So he was like, but I could take care of it. She's like, but you didn't take care of it in the sense that I'm finding out about it years later on social media. So where is he now? Why did he leave? Is it something I did? Damon, he won't come see us. Why won't he come see his mom?

[Ben]

Well, this is hilarious, too.

[Ronnie]

Wow. Yeah.

[Ben]

Was there something. He won't come see his mom. And then she goes, well, when I.

[Ronnie]

Heard the news, I probably got too.

[Ben]

Angry with my Son. And I don't remember what I said, but there was probably a lot of cussing and a lot of profanity was there. And he just got his stuff together and he left the house. And I have not physically seen him in months. I'm like, you cursed him out and you said the worst possible things about him. You probably said that he was a loser and he was never going to amount to anything. It doesn't matter how many times, how many months he shadows you in the dental practice, he'll never amount to anything more than like, you know, a piece of tin foil. She probably said something like that. And he's like, I'm out of here. It's like, I don't know what they said. Yeah.

[Ronnie]

I don't remember. There was probably some cursing. Oh, okay. And Damon's like, well, babe, you know, hun buddy, sometimes things happen and we don't want them to happen. You know? And if I could have looked into the future. Can you make him come see his mommy, baby? Can you make him come see his mommy, buddy? No, no, buddy, I can't. Only God can. I don't know why he feels the way he does, but he does have the imprint of a wooden spoon on his forehead still. So.

He'S got tire tracks over his back. So I'm not really sure. But when he does come back, I'll be there, buddy, ready to hug him.

[Ben]

I miss him so much, Daddy. He's my sweetheart. My giant failure of a son. Sweetheart.

[Ronnie]

Daddy.

[Ben]

Okay, okay, buddy, let's. Let's calm down.

[Ronnie]

Wow, this heavenly. Just barely keeping it in. That was fascinating.

[Ben]

Yeah. So we go from.

One problematic child to another. In this case, the problematic child is a building. Contestant Scott are checking the progress of the giant building they decided to build.

And they basically, it's still. Obviously nothing's changed because we only visited last weekend was far from being ever done. They're walking around and it's like, oh my God, they're behind schedule. Yada, yada, yada. It's. They. They bought this place in 2023 and they have like tons of rooms. It costs 1.2 million and the construction cost is now up to 400,000. And it's going higher and higher.

[Ronnie]

The best part of this is this designer they have named Amanda, who's just like, oh, hi, I brought some samples to look at. They're like, oh, yeah, love samples. Love it. So let's, let's go. So how long do you think this is going to take to get finished? She's like, oh, well, I'd give him at least two months. Two months? And he's like, yeah, two months. I mean, that's provided the contractor's ready. I mean, you've been saying two weeks for three months, you know. And Contesta's. Yeah. I mean, we moved out of our old space. So I mean, what is it? I mean, we're kind of homeless, okay? Our clinic is. And this lady is just getting more and more uncomfortable. So then they start fighting over the lady and using her as like the middleman. And Scott's like, well, you know, it's gonna take some time. She's like, we don't have time, do we? Do we? This lady's just like, I'm just the designer, I'm not the contractor. Why are you guys yelling at me? About time. It's not her fault. Why don't you call this poor woman to get mad at her? It's not her deal.

[Ben]

I know. And they keep on like they're telling her everything. They're like, well, we took out $150,000 and like now I'm only getting this much per week and I've got to wake up at five in the morning. She's like, uh huh. And I'm just saying, I mean, like, look, we spent $1.8 million. I mean, that's the price of the building. I mean, wow, we double. I mean, this is just crazy what's in our bank account now? And she's like, okay, well I'm just going to leave these paint paint samples here. You guys can look at and decide your Pantone leader. Okay, thank you.

[Ronnie]

I know. They're like, well, we took out all this money and how are we going to pay back all this money? We're not going to be able to pay back all this money. How are we even going to get this open? I mean, we don't know when it' to open.

[Ben]

We're broke.

[Ronnie]

We are broke. We are homeless. We're going to be living in our car. You know, all she hears is, we're not paying you. That's all she can hear is, I don't have money to pay for these tiles. Okay? So this is not the woman you want to be complaining to you two.

[Ben]

And then Contessa says that, oh yeah, one of our friends is interested in renting one of the spaces we have back there. So it turns out that Eugene wants to rent some space. And I'm like, what could possibly go wrong renting out space to Eugene with Toya in there? Like, surely this will Be great for the friendship.

[Ronnie]

Oh, yeah. Toya. Toya is going to be easy squeeze. That's all you need to think.

[Ben]

Here's. Here's what's going to happen. Toya is going to buy like another five sets of Louis Vuitton towels. Eugene's gonna get behind and then he's gonna like be behind on rent one time. And then, then Scott and Contessa, who are now, they're also in financial. What is it? Area arrears. They. They are like, well, we need your rent. And then they evict them and it becomes a whole thing. It becomes a fight. I mean, we already see in two seasons from now, we know what the big fight is going to be. We see it like Andy Cohen have, you know, at the reunion being like, is there any way forward for you too? It's all right there.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, pretty much. And so they have this moment where they're walking through it together and she's like, can you believe? Look at all we've accomplished. We are basically doctors in the Beverly Hills of Atlanta. I'm like, finish the place. Just finish the place. Okay, how you need to do this scene at the end of the season when this is all finished. And then it will be. I'll be, I'll be right there with you. Like, yes, open it. And Toriel will be back there like, hey, wait a minute. We need. We did a shower back here. We get a shower back here. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.

[Ben]

Speaking of Toya, now we go to Atlanta cosmetic urology with Toya and Simone.

[Ronnie]

And I actually had to look up urology. Now that's wiener. That's like private parts, right?

[Ben]

Yeah. I assumed it was vaginal rejuvenation that was about to happen, but me too.

[Ronnie]

I thought we were going to get. Get some. Some vaginal smoothing or something. I mean, I don't know what you do to those things, but I thought we were going to get that too. But no, it's Botox and stuff. Yeah, Micro needling. At first I was like, do you micro needle your vagina? I actually had to look up urology because I was like, do I even know what urology is? And it is what I thought. So I was like, well, make my wiener pretty. What am I here for? Don't micro needle my face. Get to work on the wiener, okay? I don't even care what you do. Give it. Give it a cuter nose. I mean, I don't know. I want to see what they could.

[Ben]

Do with it, all those things. So they show up and they're making small talk about like their outfits and everything and getting like micro abrasion and all that stuff. And Brandy comes out. Brandy's a new cast member. She's a nurse practitioner. And she's like, thank you for coming to Conquer Cosmetics. Which I don't know why Conquer is such a funny. Why is that funny to me? Like, ah, I finally conquered it. I got my microdermabrasion.

[Ronnie]

I conquered that angry 11 on my forehead.

[Ben]

I conquered it.

[Ronnie]

So she, she's like, I take care of all your injectable needs. Botox filler, micro needling, chemical peels. Cool. Skipped cool. Sculpting, laser hair removal, taking over countries and giving them to conquerors. You know, we. But I'm just so busy because I'm also a wife and a mother of four. When I say days are challenging, it's an understatement. I'm sorry, could I get someone with less of a schedule to do my Botox? I don't want you stressed out while you're sticking needles in my face. I a lazy person who does nothing but Botox.

[Ben]

I'm really glad that also Brandy has taken from the new Bravo cast member playbook by announcing that things are really busy at home. God, kids gotta get them to school. I do everything. Gotta make breakfast, gotta get kids to school, gotta prepare everything, Gotta go to work. It's like a. It's non stop word for me. I'm like, we can just skip this. It's every cast member of Bravo announces this and we get it. And I'm not taking away from it, but like, the effect is not as strong anymore, you know, like 20 years into the Real Housewives era and Real Housewives esque shows. It's like, we get it. You have a job and you have kids get busy.

[Ronnie]

So we then find out that before she opened her med spa, she worked with Dr. Damon. She was a nurse practitioner at his practice doing interventional pain. So she's always going to be excited for it. Like, she's always going to be on his side. So then she's like, okay, well, normally I don't put two people in a room and Tori's like, but we do. They have a Fred bow bet. Okay.

[Ben]

Yeah. So they're gonna have, they're gonna shoot some sort of scene. And it's. It starts off with Toya saying, like, by the way, after we left the event the other day, I went home and I had a dream that quad and Her Boo King. They were house shopping, and I was like, why? In my neighborhood? And then she was like, we're thinking buying. That was my dream. Brandy's like, well, you know, when you have dreams like that, they typically come true.

[Ronnie]

What?

[Ben]

You know, real estate dreams. If you dream that, I think it's very specifically quadrants. If you have a dream that Quad's gonna move to your neighborhood, she will arrive.

[Ronnie]

I love a Botox person who's just also, like, really, you know, spiritual. She's like, your dreams are coming true. That dream about Quad. That's what it means. It's coming to just do my Botox. Okay. So far, I've had to hear about your kids, your busyness and your dream. Your dream reads, okay, just do my Botox and let me go. Okay. And also put lollipops in the front. We're not all on a diet all the time.

[Ben]

So funny. I had a dream that Quad was gonna get a Starbucks, and I'm pretty sure she probably got a Starbucks today. So it's Brandy's, right? These dreams really do come true about Psychic.

[Ronnie]

So they start making all this small talk, but then Toya gets an emergency call from Ashton, and we find out. So she tells Simone. She said she put the dog outside. Anna, the housekeeper, she said she put Bailey's outside to pee. And she said, I promise you, I just went back inside to get the clothes and the washing out of the washing machine and the dryer. And she said, when I came back, she was in the pool, drowned. That is so fucking sad. That's crazy.

[Ben]

So sad.

[Ronnie]

But then later, Toya tells us the story is that Toya put the dog out before she left and that the lady was supposed to let the dog back in. So I guess they just forgot the dog out there. I mean, and either way, so, so sad. Oh, my God.

[Ben]

Yeah. It sounds like it was probably a pretty standard ritual in the house that, like, let the dog out, the dog will pee, you know, walk around the yard or something. And then they. And then the dog come back to the door. Come back. I'm like, you know, make noise that the dog wants to come back in. But so sad. And it's like, you know, bravo. Every now and then, Bravo catches these moments, and it's, like, really sad. It's like, I've always. A very kind of powerful thing. I mean. And so she tells us, and she had the dog for 18 years, and, like, she just loved Bailey's, and, you know, it's so. I'm actually kind of glad that. That Hoya didn't have to be the one to discover this poor dog in the pool, because that probably would have, like.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Ben]

Destroyed her, you know?

[Ronnie]

My gosh. So, guys, this is very sad, but don't worry, It's Bravo. So we're gonna have a dog funeral. Don't worry.

[Ben]

I know that's where it's gonna go next. So now the next commercial. We go to commercial, we come back. And now everyone. I mean, this is a quick. This moved quickly because now the next thing is everyone's showing up at the church for the. This funeral for Bailey's.

[Ronnie]

They're shooting to be weird this season, right? Because they. This one seems like it took a long time between this last scene and this scene. And then later they have a sexy scene and she's like, well, we haven't seen each other since that last party. So it seems like they're taking, like, a couple weeks between group scenes, which is weird.

[Ben]

No, I. I can't tell what's going on because when they. There's also a scene with the guys later on. And they were so sloppy about this scene because we see the scene, it starts off kind of like at dusk. And then they're talking, the guys are talking. It's getting darker and darker, and it's like obviously night time. And then all of a sudden, Eugene's like, let's lighten the mood, guys. And then it becomes dusk again. I was like, you cannot change the lighting like that. Like, bravo. We see the light. Like, we can see light in the sky. We see when. We see when the surrounding lights are off versus on. I'm like, you're really gonna just go back in time within the shoot and act like this is, like, how the events happened. So I don't know what's going on. It doesn't make it. Did you see that? Did you notice how, like, the lighting changed in that scene?

[Ronnie]

I just. It's Bravo. So I'm like, the sun comes up, it goes down. It goes up. It comes down like 10 times in the scene. I'm like.

[Ben]

I'm like, they talk so long. It became daytime again. I'm like, you can't go. You can't go. You can go from a daytime scene. Like, you can have the conversation, start at daytime and then go to nighttime, but you cannot go back to daytime once it's nighttime in the same scene. Doesn't work like that.

[Ronnie]

Well, thankfully, something that is not weird is heavenly. I really thought heavenly was going to come back and do this. Politician thing through the whole episode or the whole season, but she doesn't. She comes back and she's heavenly again. She's like, well, I did Miss Mimi's polo classic, but evidently my name was still in Toya's mouth. So I was there in spirit. And I don't want to read the bitch too bad already, but you talk about me, I'm going for your dead ass dog. Yes, she's back. My queen is here.

[Ben]

So they all bring their dogs.

[Ronnie]

Fucking heavenly.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Comes out of the gate swinging for the dead dog.

[Ben]

You gotta love her. So Simone and Cecil arrive with their dogs and toy's like, your dogs don't have white outfits. She's like, girl, cruel pie.

[Ronnie]

So.

[Ben]

And Heavenly is like, brandy, do you want to pet my dog? You want to pet my dog? As a Brandy goes to pet the dog, she's like, okay.

[Ronnie]

Dogs can smell thyroids. Dr. Jackie, stay out of this.

[Ben]

So they start to eulogize Bailey's. Eugene's kind of like, yeah, I know it's silly to go to a funeral for a dog, but like, you know, she was like a family member and she taught us so much. And Mimi is. Mimi tells us. She's like, when Steve and I first met, Steve had his four pound Yorkie and his new name was his. His name was Louis. Hence Louis Vuitton. He's really into Louis Vuitton. It's. It's an ongoing struggle for me, but whatever. And we lost Louis this year, so I understand it. That's my way of saying, like, hello, I lost a dog. Where's my love? Okay, do I get a hug?

[Ronnie]

And I lost an extremely fashionable dog. Okay, I lost a premium brand dog. So I get it. Toya gives a speech and she's like, you know, I was nervous because, you know, the last day I saw Bailey's, she was nervous because she pooped on the rug and she thought she was gonna get in trouble. But instead, that day I cleaned up the poop and I didn't say anything to her about it. I just hit Eugene instead. For the rest of the day, she just stared at me like, waiting for me to say something. But thankfully, God is good, because I didn't because I wouldn't want that of her to be her last thought of me. I'm like, oh, sad. Oh, my God, really sad. She's crying.

[Ben]

It was like very. I felt so sad. It was so sad.

[Ronnie]

But also loud for me, this scene, because I have a. An elderly man. Look, he could be already the way he. Every episode that's what he's doing these days.

[Ben]

He's just like, look.

[Ronnie]

He literally puts his head under the pillow. Now he's like, I'm done. I'm done. You guys, this is hard watching all these sad dogs.

[Ben]

I was thinking about you.

[Ronnie]

Two shows in a week. Leave me alone. Southern Charm had the Chauncey thing, too. Just get off my ass.

[Ben]

But I will say now the opening credits make sense because Toya's stance, the opening credits is very much like, did you just poop on the rug?

[Ronnie]

That's the day they came to shoot titles.

So she says when a dog passes, people say they like to go away from their owners. And so she tells herself that the dog, you know, came and gave a run around the neighborhood. And she's like, you guys are good. I can go now. And I just like that Toya, no matter how sad the scene is, Toria can always bring it around. Like, all she wanted was for me to get this house. Yeah. The dog was finally ready for me to get my new house. Like, Toria.

[Ben]

The dog's like, it's been 12 seasons. I think this is the house. Okay, good luck, everyone. Bye. So it was. It was generally sad. You know me, I'm not a dog person, but I can still respect that. When you lose a pet, it is really so sad. And it's like. It's really like.

[Ronnie]

It's.

[Ben]

I felt bad for sweet Toya.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So then now we go. We go over to Toya, driving with Contessa, and Contessa's like, oh, my God, you guys are gonna have a space from us. This is so exciting. If you guys are patient enough to give us more time. She's like, like, wait a minute. How much more time? She's like, two weeks. When she was just told two months.

[Ben]

The cycle of abuse continues. Two weeks. Two weeks.

[Ronnie]

Weeks.

[Ben]

It's been two weeks since I looked at the office. So Toya says, well, my husband and I relocated a space for Recharge Wellness to start the business here. But it was always going to be a temporary space. And honestly, I don't think contestant Scott will be bad landlords. What could possibly go wrong? Nothing could go wrong. I'm like, yeah, yep, yep, yep. We'll put a pin on that one.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So Contessa is. So they're going to some sexy event thing.

[Ben]

Yes.

[Ronnie]

They have to dress very sexy and wear heels and stuff.

[Ben]

So getting it over quickly. By the way, the. The annual Dr. Jackie does something with vibrators or sexiness thing. Like, Dr. Jackie is really. She's really into it. She loves this. But I'm like, if every single season, that's like, it's either the vibrators. It's the sexy. Whatever this was. This was like, sexy dancing, sexy strutting. I don't know, but this is. I'm glad we're just moving. We're sort of getting all this stuff out of the way early this season. Like the Simone and quad fight and now the Dr. Jackie event. Like, if they went and went down to Jamaica and did their couples therapy in episode three, I'd be like, fantastic. Fantastic. Now we can get to new stuff.

[Ronnie]

Let's just get it rolling. So Tori doesn't even want to go to a Jackie event because there's no liquor. And Contesta's like, hello, I brought liquor in my bag. We're fine.

So Simone's like, well, I don't know what the hell is up for tonight? Because Jackie knows I'm like bozo the clown in my heels. I would rather sit at a bar and have a cocktail.

But we are at the dance studio. So the ladies start arriving, and Tori is like, we're gonna have cocktails. You know, I brought cocktails. You did not. Contessa did. So they even brought, like, cups out of their purse that she starts passing around.

[Ben]

So they. Yeah, they start drinking and everything. And Simone is like, I am about to get my freak on for the sisterhood. So Jackie shows up, and she gives a plant to Toya, and quad shows up, and heavenly goes up. She shows up, and she's like, so.

[Ronnie]

How are we all doing?

[Ben]

Everyone? And Jackie's like, today is about dealing with the stuff that we haven't been dealing with, which in Brandy's case, is her enlarged neck. But I also want to have fun, and so I'm going to let you all take it away. Desiree, come on in here and teach everyone how to dance in a sexy way.

[Ronnie]

Now, Desiree is the one that you might notice was in here dancing alone just for the cameras when no one else was here, just because she's a braggart and a show off. Desiree, do it for. Do it for Simone. Do it for Simone. Okay, you can stop your sexy dancing.

[Ben]

So. So then they do, like, some heels movement, and so they're all doing different. They're all doing it.

[Ronnie]

It's like a wacky, sexy scene. It's like a sexy dancing scene. So meanwhile, guys, I don't know what you've been wondering, but I've been over here wondering, what do the husbands Think so. Let's go to a husband thing. The husbands are meeting up for dad talk. And Steve is like, whoa, guys, you missed a great event, Okay? I wish you could all could have made it there. You missed a great event for the Sanders Polo Classic. It was nice. It was nice. I wore a crazy suit.

[Ben]

It's a yellow suit with a fedora that had some Louis Vuitton scarf wrapped around the top. And everyone agreed it was the most fashionable thing of 2025.

[Ronnie]

So all the husbands are like, well, it was pretty tame. And Brandy's husband says, it's not usually tame. And they're like, o. Oh, welcome to the show, sucker.

[Ben]

I know. Yeah. Like, yeah, this is. That's not. Like, it doesn't go that way. So now we go back to the dance studio, and Jackie is like, all right, ladies. So I wanted to see how we could all talk about being better people, better friends, because guess what? We're gonna heal the sisterhood for the 12th year in a row. We're gonna heal it, and this time, it's gonna stick. Okay, So I have a few questions I've written down that will definitely bring people closer. So here's the first one. I'd also like to point out that none of these are questions. They're all statements. Here we go. I sneak through my husband's phone when he's in the shower.

[Ronnie]

Oh, yeah, that's me. Whenever he's there, I snoop. I don't give a. I could look. I want to know. I want to know. Okay. I was raised in the household with some people cheated. Yeah. I'm not gonna say no names, dad Bob. But like mama said, don't go look. You won't, you know, because if you go looking and you find it, you better be ready to react. Well, I stay ready, like, oh, my God. Tori is red just always ready to catch Eugene.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

By the way, did you notice that? Eugene, Listen, this man's not going to cheat, and let me tell you why. He's got two of everything. Did you notice that outside he has two green eggs, which is crazy. That's a lot of meat.

[Ben]

What? He what?

[Ronnie]

Yes. He has two right next to each other. Those smokers, the green edge smokers. He's got two right next to Next to each other. And then when they went inside and you saw, because, you know, I'm a counter lover. I love counter space. And so I was like, oh, my God, they've got so much on their counters in there. They had two insta pots right next to each other. Who are you all cooking for? That's a lot of people. You're a four person family. What are you doing over there?

[Ben]

They're going to give Charles Oakley some ideas. He's like, wait a second.

[Ronnie]

So first thing I thought of, he's.

[Ben]

Going to outdo me in my, my, my. Strike. I know, in the Brussels sprouts.

[Ronnie]

Well, I thought that that meant he wouldn't get divorced. But then I was like, wait, maybe he is gonna get divorced because he's already ready to split everything up. So he's got two of everything. I don't know. Whichever way you look at it, that.

[Ben]

Man shops two green eggs that he. Well, they must be. He must be having barbecues. Like big barbecues. Yeah, you have two greens.

[Ronnie]

Oh, he loves a barbecue. Yeah.

[Ben]

That's crazy though. Two green eggs.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Okay, so Toria snoops through the, the phone. Okay? So then Jack is like, okay, let's make it a little more personal. We've only got this studio for one more sexy dance. So Simone would not have gone to Quad's party regardless of when the invitation was sent. There you go. Very natural question.

[Ben]

So then Simone goes, that is not true. But when you invite me the day of, you don't really want me there.

[Ronnie]

So glad we're going over this again. This is a very important fight to have for 20 hours in a row. That was. So then we go back to the guys and Angel's husband's like, okay, guys, give me some advice. I'm just a rookie here with my new wife. And Eugene's like, well, the wives, when they get together, you know, sometimes they keep it a little too real. So you gotta move a little stealthy with the ladies, all right? Because remember, they're ladies and we're men. They don't have any sense, and we have all the sense.

[Ben]

Okay? Yeah. And Cecil goes, that's a good word. I like that. And Eugene's like, you know, hey, you two need to like, hey, hey, if you, you guys need to be friends or you guys need to get together. This is ridiculous. Like, don't do that. Don't. Don't try to like, get in the. Get in the way. That doesn't work. It never works. Like, yeah, it doesn't work. Doesn't work whatsoever. So the guy, Angel's husband's like, but what, what, what, what? But I mean, so what I was going to ask is like, what's the best approach?

[Ronnie]

Okay, well, first of all, you have to tell your wife, I support you. Okay? That's number one. I'm on your side. And he goes, but what if she's wrong? Be on her side and stay on her side.

[Ben]

No matter what, Eugene keeps up. He keeps on being like, just be on her side. You can maybe find a little crack in there and then try to get some reason in there, but be on her side. And it keeps. Every time he says this, it keeps cutting to Curtis looking more and more angry and upset. Because, of course, Curtis does not like the idea of, you know, blind loyalty to the stuff that Toya says. Because she just went on TV and said that Curtis has his hands on everyone's asses.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So Scott's like, well, you know, you just kind of pulled what she's doing wrong all the time. And Eugene's like, yes, whatever she's saying, maybe, you know, add your little nugget of reason if you can, but then stand back because you will die. So then we go to the women and quad's like, well, I invited you to the birthday, and I made light of the situational. And toy is like, but that wasn't even a real invitation. That was the shade of it.

[Ben]

Well, because she shaded me first. Someone's like, but you go and drag me on tv.

[Ronnie]

Don't point your finger at me.

[Ben]

Don't you point it. You shaded me first. You shaded me first.

[Ronnie]

Do not get your life together and do not point at me.

[Ben]

My life is already together, Simone.

[Ronnie]

Why. Why are you so upset, Simone?

[Ben]

My life is together.

[Ronnie]

Why are you so upset, Simone?

[Ben]

All my life is good, but you drag me, and you're getting that shit back.

[Ronnie]

If you hurt me, I'm gonna come out and I am punching, but you're.

[Ben]

Not the only motherfucker that can swing, though. I have tried with you, Simone. I have tried, and I don't even.

[Ronnie]

Know what's the problem. There was a time where you were shutting me out with the group.

[Ben]

Yeah. Okay, here's the thing.

[Ronnie]

You.

[Ben]

Here's the thing that's missing. These two ladies, they actually love each other. The more they yell at each other, the more they love each other.

[Ronnie]

Everybody just rolls their eyes, and she's like, hold my hand.

[Ben]

Hold it, Simone.

[Ronnie]

Hold it like you care. Because, Simone, I care about you. I was hurt by you, and I hurt you. And I'm gonna say that to you, and I want you to hear what I'm saying, Simone. I want you to receive it, and.

[Ben]

I apologize for hurting you. And I hate that we are here.

[Ronnie]

I own that I hurt you when I mean that from the bottom. Now, how do you feel? How do you feel, Simone?

[Ben]

I can cry too. I often times am functioning out of hurt and anger that you have shut me out. And you have it as your right. And I don't feel like I deserve it. I don't feel like I deserve it. So I'm going to leave it right there. Tears, tears, tears.

[Ronnie]

And Angel's like, this is sisters through. This is sisters. This is what sisterhood is. Okay, well, angel, you've learned the key word, so that's good.

[Ben]

So Simone's like, I don't want to be at odds with quad. It just, you know, it's good to get it out. And now I can tell him feeling. And hopefully we will never have to circle back and discuss this again. I'm like, well, you're the one who's in control of that because you're the one who brings it up over and over and over again.

[Ronnie]

I know. Jackie's like, at least we don't have to talk about it anymore until you write it down on another goddamn card. I like that Brandy was like, oh, God, this is like watching soap operas where they're like, I ha. You. You die.

[Ben]

I love you.

[Ronnie]

And then it cuts to Simone, Simone. And quad being, I love you, Simone.

[Ben]

So stupid.

[Ronnie]

So stupid, but so dependable. Like every year it could make me laugh.

[Ben]

So back outside with the men's. Curtis is like, well, we're sitting here having a conversation about how uneasy we feel when people say stuff about our characters. And we all agree that doesn't put you in a good place. But now we're why when wives start to put stuff out there in the media that's untrue about somebody in this group, we've got to deal with that. Hint, hint, fill in the blanks. And I heard Eugene just say, I'm gonna support her whether she's wrong or right. I mean, we can't do that. If I know my wife is putting something out there that's not true, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

[Ronnie]

Well, she is putting something out there that's not true. Where she said that Toya sat on your lap. Lap. So you're not. You're not telling her not to say that. I mean, Curtis, I'm sorry, but you've been a pig on this show, okay? You put koi in your lap, you're inappropriate with the women, and you cheated on your wife. So.

[Ben]

And then you show up in that, that God damn old fashioned car.

[Ronnie]

Every single cruiser, whatever the you're in.

[Ben]

I can't deal with the flames on your midlife crisis car, please. But also, you're not married to Toya. And, like, I feel like. I feel like. Like Eugene has to be like, yes, you're right. Yes, you're right. Because if he doesn't, like, his life is hell for the next, like, month.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. And Eugene's like, well, okay, well, I don't have that experience because my wife's not putting anything out. That's not true. And he's like, well, we know you didn't respond to it. You saw it and didn't respond, and that's gotta end. And Steve is like, well, what Curtis is saying is there has to be a certain level of accountability we hold our wives to. Okay, good luck with that. How about not come on their and give your opinion about every little thing? I don't want to hear it from you, man. Okay. Yeah.

[Ben]

Thank you.

[Ronnie]

It's every season with these men. Like, okay, guys, women are crazy. How to deal with the locals in our lives.

[Ben]

Every time. He's like, spouses are supposed to have those conversations with them and let them know. And if you're in the wrong, you're in the wrong. I'm like, okay, so can we have a conversation about that fedora from last week then, Steve, no kidding.

[Ronnie]

You're in the wrong.

[Ben]

You're in the wrong.

[Ronnie]

Yes.

[Ben]

With your Louie.

[Ronnie]

Yes. Yes. Look at the husbands. You've got that one. Then you've got Curtis the cheater. Then you've got Eugene, who I really can't say much for Eugene, except he over buys green eggs. And then Curtis, he was, like, slowly, you know, devolving into alcoholism right before our eyes. The man built a bar in his basement, and his. Oh, Cecil, I always get this.

[Ben]

Well, he also spent that on this show.

[Ronnie]

I'm sorry.

[Ben]

Remember, he spent $35,000 on that upstart for, like, kids. Yes.

[Ronnie]

For kids to have jobs. What was that called? Like.

Kid, kid work or something. Where the kids should have been called kids incorporated on a kids sign. And then the adults go online and hire kids, and everyone's like, ooh, a little human trafficky.

[Ben]

Don't love that.

King. I mean, I think King is more or less okay right now, but I'm sure something will come up. But King just basically sits there.

[Ronnie]

It's like.

[Ben]

Like, what are you guys talking about?

[Ronnie]

So then good King is smart. He's. He's playing this whole thing, right, where he's like, you. You're all crazy, but I still love you.

[Ben]

You know, I also feel like King is, like, younger and he's just like, look at all these, like, dads. These old guys, like, talk. You know, you start when people reach a certain age, they. Everyone becomes like a, you know, like a. A preacher, and they just start basically declaring like, this is how you got to do things. Things. I'm saying that as someone who's actually.

[Ronnie]

I was gonna say I feel attacked.

[Ben]

All the time, but we're at the age. But, like, King is looking around like, these guys don't know what they're talking about.

[Ronnie]

So. Yeah.

[Ben]

So. So then. So Curtis is basically like, you. I don't like what your wife is saying about me. That's what he's basically saying. And Eugene just pivots. He goes, hey, hey, hey. Let's just lighten the mood. Let's literally light the mood. Okay? It's daytime again, everyone. It's daytime time. Hey, so. So Toya says that Heavenly's running for something. What's she running for, Damon? He's like, she's looking at states representative because she's gonna do her thing. And I never saw her in politics, but she's smart and she's influential, and she's got. You know, she's got me, so I can make it work. So it's gonna be really good. Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Melania over there.

[Ben]

He'S gonna wear a little hat with a brim.

[Ronnie]

And King's like, that's the key right there. And so they're like, you got our vote, which is a lie. So then we go back to Heavenly and the other ladies, and Heavenly's like, before we go, I just have to bring it up. I heard that a lot of people have comments and questions about things I was doing and things going on in my life. And I'm running for state representative, and I feel like somebody has to stand up, especially in my district and my community, because they're not being heard over the sound of the drills. I have offered to turn the drill sounds down. So first, Toya, what I would ask you. If you have any questions, let me know. And I can tell you, when I.

[Ben]

Heard that you were running for anything, the first thing I thought about was, wow, she doesn't even know how to maintain her relationships. In a friend group.

A question is, do you know what a state representative does? Toria.

[Ronnie]

Sorry, go ahead.

[Ben]

Well, I'm gonna go back to your other question. I absolutely thought it was a joke.

[Ronnie]

Oh, okay.

[Ben]

So do you know what they do? Do you know what they do? Toya?

[Ronnie]

I don't give a. I don't give a. I know you don't. I know.

[Ben]

I know you don't.

[Ronnie]

But what I'm telling you is that a state representative wouldn't be you, okay? That wouldn't be you. No matter what they do, okay? And she's like, no, no, because you can't even hear the people. You can't even hear them.

[Ben]

Please understand.

[Ronnie]

The African American people are underrepresented, and I am the perfect representative for them. I'm the people and I am not voting for you.

You know what a state representative does? Do you know what it does, Heavenly? Yes. Yes. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. And it ain't you, okay? It ain't you. It'll never be you. It'll never be you. You don't know. You don't know.

[Ben]

I need my kid's name out of your mouth. Her voice starts to come down.

Leave my kids out of your name. Toya.

[Ronnie]

I'm glad you brought that up because I was just gonna ask you how you was doing. How could I leave that out of my life when you're. When you dog our entire families and she's. They're holding her back. They're like, making a huge wall in front of Toy.

[Ben]

Toya's. Like, for the last 10 years, you have done nothing but talk about me and mine. So welcome and enjoy what it feels like. I mean, Toya also has not talked about everyone. I mean, this is like the messiest duo on Bravo's. Like, I dog on stuff that you bring to the table. And I know a lot about your family, and I never said anything. Toya.

[Ronnie]

Oh, well, I don't bring that to the table. I would bring that to the table. This is making me act crazy.

[Ben]

Contesta's like, I told you we should have had a group hug. If we'd had a good hug, wouldn't have happened.

[Ronnie]

So, yeah, it ends with Heavenly being like, oh, I know lots of on you, Toya. And it's about to come out if you don't watch your ass. Which is basically what you want to hear your. Your state politician, your state representative say, I would vote for her. I'm going to move to that town to vote for her.

[Ben]

I would vote for Heavenly. I think that she is a very smart woman and I would love to see her, you know, like, curse out some of the stodgy old politicians.

That are probably undermining her and her constituents.

[Ronnie]

That would be good times. All right, everybody, thank you so much for being here. We will be back tomorrow with some below deck Mediterranean and a bonus episode for the Trailer trash of Summerhausen on Patreon. Thanks so much for being here. We'll talk to you next time. Bye Byee.

[Ben]

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