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Episode #3106: Married to Medicine S12E02 “Give Em’ Heel”
Air Date: December 9, 2025
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

Episode Overview

This episode is a signature “Watch What Crappens” rollercoaster as Ben and Ronnie recap, mock, and celebrate Married to Medicine Season 12, Episode 2 (“Give Em’ Heel”). The hosts revel in the latest changes to the cast credits, dissect Heavenly’s fledgling political aspirations, track Toya’s personal heartbreak, and revel in the classic Bravo chaos—dog funerals, sexy dance classes, and heated disputes among both the women and their husbands.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Opening Credits, Billing Drama, and Theme Song (03:38–05:03)

• Heavenly’s Official Return: Ronnie and Ben note it's the first “Heavenly episode,” marking her return (if only as a “friend of” this season).
• Cast Hierarchy Shuffle: Shock and mockery over Quad’s second billing—traditionally, she always ended the credits.
  • Ben: “She got higher billing than Dr. Simone!” (04:14)
• Theme Song Woes: Both bemoan the loss of the iconic, sing-songy theme, now replaced by “dun dun dun” tones. Ben laments, “I like the old one better.” (04:35)
• Toya’s New Pose: The hosts joke about Toya’s oddly “hulking” new look in the opening credits—like someone surprised at being photographed at the grocery store. (05:16–05:31)

Initial Scenes: Family Dynamics and Toya’s Poolside Setup (05:48–07:41)

• Slice of Life Scenes: The cast’s staged “natural” moments are lampooned, including Simone grilling her assistant over which doctor is meaner (06:30).
• Toya & Eugene by the Pool: Toya’s romantic setup—with Louis Vuitton accessories—goes nowhere fast.
  • Ronnie: “What was this glorious setup... that led to nowhere?” (07:24)
• Marital Frustrations: Eugene’s endless work hours and lack of spark—plus a recap of the “glory hole for drinks” at Mimi’s party.

Heavenly’s Political Plotline and Family Drama (08:13–15:35)

• Heavenly's Son's Arrest: The hosts react to the “resurfaced” news, mock Damon’s monotone delivery and Heavenly’s sudden “campaign voice.”
  • Ronnie (about Heavenly’s tone): “Oh, that is a terrifying tone of voice. If Heavenly ever takes that tone with you, run.” (09:06)
• Heavenly’s Credentials: Ben and Ronnie riff on her “resume”—author, dentist, public speaker, etc.
• Montage Mayhem: The show flashes to Heavenly’s 20 minutes of reality TV “messiness,” prompting “Who’d vote for Heavenly? Who?” (10:48)
• Eugene's Political Analysis: “Given the current climate... she’s got a shot” at winning office. (11:01)
• Marriage Communication Breakdown: Heavenly berates Damon for hiding their son’s arrest, with emotional (and hilarious) roleplaying of the couple's exchanges.
  • Ronnie: “If I have to learn about my son being arrested on social media, what else is out there?” (11:48)
  • Ben: “I don’t trust Dr. Daddy, I’m sorry.” (13:00)

Contessa & Scott’s Never-Ending Construction Drama (15:44–18:55)

• Designer Disaster: Contessa and Scott argue in front of their designer about endless construction delays, leaving the poor woman trapped. (16:19)
• Financial Woes: Costs spiral out of control—$1.8 million invested; haphazard plans to sublet to Eugene and Toya spark predictions of future drama.
  • Ben: “Surely this will be great for the friendship.” (17:58)

Toya, Simone, & Brandy: Cosmetic Clinic & Real Life Tragedy (19:33–24:49)

• Medical Spa Banter: The hosts riff on what urology actually is, joke about “wiener” make-overs, and poke fun at new cast member Brandy, who mixes Botox with spiritual dream analysis. (19:40–23:24)
  • Ben: "So funny. I had a dream that Quad was gonna get a Starbucks, and I'm pretty sure she probably got a Starbucks today." (23:24)
• Toya’s Dog Tragedy (23:33–24:49)
  • Toya receives devastating news that her dog Bailey’s has drowned. The hosts handle this tenderly, noting the sadness but foreshadowing the inevitable Bravo dog funeral.
  • Ronnie: “Guys, this is very sad, but don’t worry, it’s Bravo, so we’re gonna have a dog funeral.” (24:51)

The Dog Funeral – Bravo Melodrama (25:13–30:28)

• Dog Funeral Carnival: All the cast brings their dogs to a church service. Heavenly is back to her regular, unfiltered self.
  • Ronnie: “You talk about me, I’m going for your dead-ass dog. Yes, she’s back. My queen is here.” (26:36)
• Mimi’s Dog Loss: Mimi commands some time for herself and her late Louis Vuitton-named Yorkie.
• Toya’s Tearful Eulogy: She shares about Bailey’s final moments and her relief at having been kind to her dog that day.
  • Ronnie: “All she wanted was for me to get this house. Yeah. The dog was finally ready for me to get my new house.” (29:38)

Toya & Contessa Plot: Landlord-Tenant Follies (30:30–32:02)

• Toya and Contessa discuss the rental, with Contessa wildly fudging the completion date.
  • Ronnie: “The cycle of abuse continues. Two weeks. Two weeks.” (30:50)
• Both hosts predict chaos when Toya and Eugene become tenants.

Dr. Jackie’s Annual “Sexy” Event & New Cast Bonds (32:02–37:06)

• Heels Dancing Class: Dr. Jackie’s tradition returns—sexy dancing for sisterhood!
  • Ben: “If they went and did their couples therapy in episode three... now we can get to new stuff.” (32:02)
• Homemade Cocktails: Contessa brings her own bar—Toya approves.
• Simone & Quad’ Fight Redux: The long-running beef gets trotted out again, with the hosts mocking both the fight and the repetitive reunion structures:
  • Ronnie: “So glad we’re going over this again. This is a very important fight to have for 20 hours in a row.” (37:16)

The Husbands’ Meeting: Barbecue, Loyalty, & Accountability (33:48–36:44; 37:16–46:27)

• Guy Talk: The husbands gather, critique Steve’s fashion, and initiate rookie Angel’s husband into the group.
• Marriage Advice: Eugene offers how-to-survive tips:
  • Eugene: “Just be on her side. No matter what.” (38:26)
  • Cutaways show Curtis’s increasing agitation.
• Bravo Husband Archetypes:
  • Ronnie lists their “credentials”: “Curtis the cheater... Eugene over-buys green eggs... Curtis [Cecil] built a bar in his basement...” (44:13)

Heavenly’s Political Confrontation & Toya Showdown (46:27–49:30)

• Heavenly’s Address: She asks the group to be direct about their concerns re: her campaign.
  • Toya: “Do you know what a state representative does? …I absolutely thought it was a joke.” (47:18–47:30)
  • Heavenly: “Yes, yes, yes I do. And it ain’t you, okay? It ain’t you. It’ll never be you...”
  • The argument escalates, Heavenly threatening, “I know lots of [redacted] on you, Toya, and it’s about to come out if you don’t watch your ass.” (49:14)
  • Ronnie: “Which is basically what you want to hear your state politician say!”

Closing Thoughts

• Voting for Heavenly: Ben: “I’d vote for Heavenly. I think that she is a very smart woman and I would love to see her, like, curse out some of the stodgy old politicians...” (49:30)

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Toya’s pose:

  • “She looks like she’s at a cash register and someone’s taking a photo of her.” —Ben (05:19)

• Heavenly’s campaign voice:

  • “Oh, that is a terrifying tone of voice. If Heavenly ever takes that tone with you, run.” —Ronnie (09:06)

• Toya’s candidacy skepticism:

  • “You can’t even hear the people. You can’t even hear them... And I am not voting for you.” —Toya (47:54)

• Bravo dog funerals:

  • “This is very sad, but don’t worry, it’s Bravo. So we’re gonna have a dog funeral.” —Ronnie (24:51)

• Advice from the husbands:

  • “Just be on her side. No matter what. Add your little nugget of reason if you can, but then stand back because you will die.” —Eugene (38:26; paraphrased by Ronnie)

Important Timestamps

• 03:38: Show begins in earnest—Married to Medicine discussion kicks off
• 08:13: Heavenly’s son’s arrest and the campaign storyline
• 15:44: Contessa & Scott’s clinic construction issues
• 19:33: Toya & Simone visit Brandy for Botox; Brandy intro
• 23:33: Toya learns of Bailey’s passing
• 25:13: The dramatic dog funeral begins
• 32:02: Dr. Jackie’s “heels” dance event
• 33:48: Husbands’ gathering (Dad talk, intros)
• 37:16: Husbands discuss “supporting your wife” and accountability
• 46:27: Heavenly confronts the group about her campaign
• 49:14: Finale: Heavenly threatens Toya with secrets—Bravo classic

Episode Tone & Energy

Ben and Ronnie keep their trademark style—irreverent, teasing, and thick with Bravo in-jokes. Their friendship and comic timing are on full display as they alternate between astute social commentary, outright mockery, and moments of (tongue-in-cheek) sincerity for the cast’s very real emotional drama.

This episode is everything fans love about Watch What Crappens: zippy banter, deep Bravo knowledge, and the perfect blend of ridicule and affection.