#3108 RHOSLC S613 Part One: Agreek to Disagreek

Summary

Watch What Crappens – Episode #3108

RHOSLC S6E13 Part One: Agreek to Disagreek

Podcast Date: December 10, 2025
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Podcast Theme: A hilarious and irreverent deep-dive into all things Bravo, especially The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, blending recaps, running commentary, and Bravo history with sharp wit and playful impressions.

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Ben and Ronnie recap Season 6, Episode 13 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City—the highly anticipated Greek cast trip. As the ladies embark on Santorini with Angie as their boisterous “Greek ambassador,” Ben and Ronnie dissect the trip’s early drama: from Greek language lessons and competitive luxury watch shopping to iconic Housewife one-liners, impressions, and plenty of comedic Bravo analysis. This part one recap is full of memorable impressions and offbeat tangents, perfect for Bravoholics who crave more than just a scene-by-scene breakdown.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Greek Trip Setup: Angie’s Big Moment

• [07:11] Ronnie observes Heather's increasingly chaotic role on the show:
  • “Let's watch Heather devolve more and more into her... What? Psychosis. What would you call it? I'm starting to think Heather's just psycho at this point.” [07:11, Ronnie]
• Angie kicks off the trip by inviting only select women for a Greek language lesson with her Aunt Rita and dad Louis.
• Ben riffs on the length and complexity of Greek words, comparing them to German:
  • “I just looked up dry cleaner in Greek. And that's techno Catheristerio. So that's pretty long. Case closed. The Greeks have been around a long time.” [11:02, Ben]
• The hosts debate whether real Greeks are annoyed or amused by Greek-American “superfans” like Angie—and compare to Italian-Americans in Italy.

Aunt Rita & Louis: Scene-Stealing Relatives

• Ben and Ronnie have fun with Aunt Rita’s one-liners about salad and Greek culture:
  • “I predict she says this every time she comes to Angie's house to eat vegetables again. Salad. All we have is salad every time. Is this what we... What Greek is? Salad only?” [11:56, Ronnie]
• Greek language “lessons” spiral into tangents as the Housewives and hosts laugh over Greek vs. American attitudes.

Packing for Greece: Glam, Style, and Housewives Brands

• Meredith’s “Easy Breezy White Blazer” becomes a running joke as Ben and Ronnie lampoon her fashion priorities and signature attitude.
  • “Chloe, do you have my ebw? Ebwb? My easy breezy white blazer?” [19:36, Ben-as-Meredith]
• Lisa’s glam routine, love of Chanel and Versace, and penchant for competitive materialism sets up later watch-centric drama.

Cartier Watch Showdown & Housewives One-Upmanship

• [38:27] The infamous Cartier “fight” is recounted with glee and disbelief:
  • Heather and Whitney buy matching Cartier watches at Duty Free, mainly to needle Lisa and Angie, who have their own Cartier watch beef.
  • “You are so sad that you would spend six grand to like punk somebody that does not give a shit about you. This is one of the more embarrassing things I've seen on this show. And that's saying something.” [39:30, Ronnie]
• [44:05] A deep dive into luxury watch culture ensues, including fake scarcity, Rolex snobbery, and watches as status symbols.
• Ben: “I am such a typical consumer. Like, the moment you say that something is difficult to get is the moment I like... I'm like, I need to get it. I need to get it.” [44:43, Ben]

Tangents & Running Jokes

• The hosts spiral into a surprisingly passionate (and hilarious) debate about Arby’s vs. Wendy’s vs. McDonald’s vs. Burger King—fast food as Housewife-level status dispute.
• Multiple callbacks to Strangers with Candy, Park Overall, and face shapes as interpreted by Mary.

Arriving in Santorini: Angie’s Greek-ness Hits Peak

• All cast members are greeted by driver Nikos—Angie distributes Greek flags, proudly proclaims “I am Greek” at every turn, and the hosts cringe at her over-the-top ambassador act.
  • “I'm just cringing so hard. I just imagine Electra at home, like, hiding her face under a pillow, like, why? Why, Mother? Why?” [29:00, Ronnie]
• Mary and others tire of Angie’s constant reminders: “Angie, you don't have to do it anymore. You're in Greece now.” [68:01, Ben]

Face Shapes, Bucket Hats, and Mary’s Insults

• Mary launches into an extended riff on “bucket face” and “pie face”—assigning face shapes as compliments or insults.
  • “Square shape face...those are the ding bats. Like, if you have a square face, just know you're a ding bat.” [72:11, Mary-impression]
• Ben and Ronnie self-assess their face shapes, with Ben self-conscious about his chin and both sharing tales of flat feet.
• Extended tangent on the politics and cringe factor of flag-themed bucket hats, both Greek and American.

Dinner in Greece: More Competing, Less Bonding

• Angie gives a heartfelt “cheers” to being in Greece with everyone—then jokes about everyone ruining her sanctum.
• The dinner devolves into more competitive one-upmanship over watches, cars (Porsche vs. Porsche), and the accusation that Lisa and Angie are copying each other at every turn.
  • “Yeah, well, you know what? My Porsche, my Porsche loves Greek food, so it just ate your spanakopita Porsche. Sorry, you're out of a Porsche.” [51:46, Lisa-impression]

Housewives Patterns: Materialism & Selective Memory

• A Housewife meme crystallizes: it’s “not a competition” even as everything is a competition.
• Lisa and Angie exchange passive-aggressive barbs about status symbols, Greekness, style, and even fries sponsorships (Arby’s vs. Wendy’s, natch).
• “Greek girls just want to have fun.” [58:04, Angie-impression]

Relationship Probing: Bronwyn & Todd

• Bronwyn repeatedly denies prior, very public discussions of an open marriage, despite ample evidence—and the hosts call out her inconsistent storytelling and manipulation.
  • “She does this all the time so she can drop it. I think she does it to get the other ladies talking about it so she can blame the other ladies to Todd.” [78:36, Ronnie]

Recurring Memorable Quotes & Impressions

• Heather as storyline-stealer:
  “She’s actually such a storyline stealer. Just get your own fights and your own storylines, lady.” [07:11, Ronnie]

• Cartier Watch fight:
  “This is hilarious, this Cartier fight. This is going in the canon of Salt Lake City.” [41:46, Ben]

• Lisa, competitiveness incarnate:
  “I have a Porsche Pegasus Special edition for Greek people. It flies.” [51:15, Lisa-impression]

• Mary, face shapes:
  “Bucket face shape people, they’re really smart. You know, they’re really intelligent because they take a lot of information in, you know, bucket face shaped people.” [71:46, Mary-impression]

• Feedback on Housewife drama:
  “Just to set her off. No, no. Go. Go yell about that somewhere.” [66:52, Ronnie]

• On bucket hats as national branding:
  “Let’s just not advance any agenda through a bucket hat.” [69:22, Ben]

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Memorable Moments & Laughter Triggers

• Cartier Watch Pile-On ([38:27–44:43]): The hosts dissect & perform the off-camera Cartier “gotcha,” highlighting how status symbols drive Housewife feuds and stunts.
• Santorini Arrival & Greek Flags ([28:47–31:17]): Angie’s “I am Greek!” energy is lampooned, and hosts speculate on Electra’s reaction at home.
• Face Shape Riff ([71:11–75:36]): Mary’s unconventional classification of face types, hosts’ own chin/feet insecurities, and the comic nonsense of Housewives “analysis.”
• Mercedes, Porsches, and Petty Competition ([50:48–53:00]): Angie vs. Lisa try to one-up each other in faux-Greek materialism, transitioning seamlessly to fast food sponsorships.

Timestamps for Important Segments

• [07:11] Heather’s “psychosis” and story-stealing arc
• [11:02] Greek language jokes; Aunt Rita and Greek words
• [19:36] Meredith’s “easy breezy white blazer” bit starts
• [38:27] Cartier watch fight explained & dissected
• [44:05] Watch tangents, luxury consumerism, Rolex exclusivity
• [51:00] Porsche and spanakopita, height of petty Housewife parody
• [71:11] Mary’s “bucket face” and “ding bat” riffs

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Tone & Style

Ben and Ronnie keep these recaps quick-witted, irreverent, and full of inside-Bravo references, slipping in and out of Housewives impressions, meta-commentary, and extended tangents (often about food, pop culture, or their own lives). They lovingly roast both cast and each other, signaling their devotion to Bravo and to skewering its most absurd moments.

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Conclusion & Preview

This episode covers only part one of the Greek trip, leaving listeners eager for even more competitive bling, bucket hats, awkward vacation games, and Housewife (and host) existential crises. For more, listeners are directed to Part Two of the recap.

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Not a competition, but this episode sets a new bar for “bravo meets bickering,” complete with luxury watch shade and Arby’s nostalgia.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

But everyone should get a chance to do that. You, me, and the ladies of Salt Lake City.

[A]

We're joining Heather and Bronwyn from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City as they stretch out at one of our complimentary group fitness classes.

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[A]

Mm.

[D]

Mm.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Wow. Down, dog. Okay.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Heather, I'm so glad we're taking this yoga class together.

[C]

As a sisterhood, it is our duty to not just show up for a downward dog, but be an upward predator presence for all of each other.

[B]

Okay, touch.

[E]

Touch your toes.

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Okay, we're going down. We're going down.

[D]

Okay.

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It's a little hard to do this.

[D]

Could someone have told me not to.

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Wear an inflatable dinosaur today? Because that's making this a little bit difficult to reach my. My toes.

[C]

You know, as. As a sisterhood, we can come together and we can take this inflatable thing off of you. But just know that when we do this, we do this as a sisterhood together. And furthermore, I have written three books. Just want to throw that in there.

[B]

What are you saying, Heather? What are you saying?

[D]

Are you saying you would prefer me without my dinosaur costume? Well, I'm sorry, but I use these because I have trauma, and I'm just trying to make my husband happy at an airport. Well, excuse me for living, Heather.

[C]

I'm just trying to relax with my yoga. So if anyone doesn't mind, I will be distributing some copies of Bad Mormon to everyone to use as yoga blocks. Okay? Please enjoy.

[D]

Oh, so now I'm a bad Mormon.

[B]

Now I'm a bad Mormon.

[D]

Oh, that's great. That's great. Oh, I suppose I'm a fraud and a con as well. Okay. Okay, great. Oh, what are you leaking? What are you leaking, Heather? Are you leaking my information?

[C]

I am doing nothing of the sort. This is a sisterhood, and really, all that I am concerned of is making sure I can stand on one leg in this beautiful yoga class. And I'm just going to meditate. Receipts, proof, timeline, screenshots, everything.

[D]

Get me out of this thing.

[C]

Namaste, folks.

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Crap crap crap crap.

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Watch what crappens.

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Watch what crappens. Who cares what what happens when there's so much.

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That happens.

[B]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Happens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, you little Benjamini tunes. How you doing?

[A]

Hi. Great. How are you doing?

[D]

Good. Everybody welcome.

[B]

It is Real Housewives of Salt Lake City City time, everybody. It's not exciting. I love a Salt Lake City day.

[A]

It's so exciting. We're, we're already on our Greek trip. I Feel like we just got back from the yacht trip. I mean, I feel like, well, we had like three episodes since the yacht and now we're back on. Now we're already headed out to our main, you know, grand finale trip. It's wild.

[B]

Are they running out of public parks and freeway shoulders to use set pieces in Salt Lake City? Do we just have to get out of town?

Well, guys, Monday we have a doubleheader coming up. We are going to be doing crappy hour at 5:30pm because we love it. It's going to be our last one for the year. Might have a surprise, not sure, but for sure it's going to be our last one of the year. So join us for that and then before that, go back into the past, which is still the future, but we'll be the past by crappy hour. We are doing Amazon Live every Monday now at 4pm you can watch that via the link on our stream, on our link in bio on Instagram or you can watch it on your Amazon TV app.

[C]

Whoa.

[A]

Crazy.

[B]

Your Amazon Prime. Okay, so you guys come see us. We love doing those. We'll see you Monday. And then of course, this week we still got nine zillion recaps. So much goodness right now on Bravo, our bounty is overflowing.

[A]

There's so much bounty. You would think that we run a paper towel business.

[B]

So do you have anything to say to start or do you want to just jump in and you feel.

[A]

I feel good. I'm excited for crappy hour on Monday. Like you said, there may be some. There may be something special. If you enjoy cooking, then I think you'll really enjoy this Crappy hour.

[D]

Cooking.

[B]

And you are always concentrating on what your Roman Empire is. You might enjoy this.

[A]

Do you think about the Roman Empire a lot? And do you also enjoy cooking? Maybe cookbooks.

We don't want to curse it. We don't want to curse it. But anyway, the. So I'm excited for that. I'm excited for. I'm excited for a multitude. Multitude of things, I guess. I'm excited to recap.

[C]

I don't know.

[F]

What do you want me to say?

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

My walls are feelings.

[B]

My walls are something.

[D]

Can we just start the day with you feeling something? Why are you always yelling? Why are you always scre.

[B]

We should just be like the Salt Lake City housewives. Guys, before we came on today, Ben screamed at me. He abused me. I've never cried so hard. Sorry, there's no proof, but he did It. Okay, so we are here. It's called Greek for the week. We are season six, episode 13. Let's watch Heather devolve more and more into her. What? Psychosis. What would you call it? I'm starting to think Heather's just psycho at this point because it's like every single week. Why are we so worried about Meredith when you've got Heather literally every week screaming and blaming somebody for something crazy and taking other people's storylines? She's actually such a storyline stealer. Just get your own fights and your own storylines, lady.

[A]

Mm. Yeah. So we. We start off at Angie's house, and her dad and Aunt Rita are there. We've never met Aunt Rita, as far as I know. A little bit of Rita is all I need as a great songwriter. Once sang.

[B]

I can't start mambo number five and not accept. Expect me to do that.

[A]

Oh, I didn't know what you were doing. Oh, you're doing, like, the bridge part. Yeah. A little bit of Sandra's on the side. A little bit of.

A little bit of Marina.

[C]

A little bit of Heather in the sisterhood.

[B]

A little bit.

[D]

If this was the worst six. The six worst things that's ever happened to me in my life, a little bit.

[A]

A little bit of Braun went.

[C]

Actually, not. Not me at all.

[A]

No, no, I didn't. I never said I was part of the song. No, no, no.

[B]

Never sang this song. I don't know what you're talking about.

[E]

What?

[B]

They're all gaslighters on this show. I feel like all of. I feel like 90% of them are gaslighting me all the time, but I like it.

Anybody who's ever seen my dating history knows that I love a gaslighter. Love it.

[A]

Yeah. Sometimes you need a little bit of light in your life, and if it happens to be a gas light, so be it.

[C]

They.

[A]

You know, they always say, like, I'm.

[B]

Sorry, we're giving you electric lighting.

[D]

Like, damn it.

[B]

It's like a stove.

[D]

Like, damn it. Nothing's going to be the same again. Worth the gas.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, I feel like 2015, it was all about love and light. 2025, it's all about love and gaslight, and that's where we are. So Aunt Rita is the. Is here, and I'm, like, a little upset that it took us so long to meet Aunt Rita, because I feel like I want long, extended scenes with Aunt Rita, and really, I think Rita.

[B]

Is a fucking poser, and I want her off my screen.

[F]

She's a fucking bitch.

[A]

Rita Though I feel like she probably has some hot takes on things. And she probably hates all the women, except for Angie, of course. And I feel like she's disgusted by how slowly it takes for them to catch on to Greek. She's like, I've told you at once. That's enough.

[B]

Well, but Greek. But the Greek language. Can I ask you a question?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Why is every word so long? I mean, they're like, how do you say hello? And they're like, david, she.

In the fleet? It's like, what the hell? Why do you need a paragraph? What's high? Can just start with hi. Must not even say hello. Just a hi. Abbreviate it.

[A]

Yeah, it's long.

[B]

It's very.

[A]

Well, I. I have to say, like, German is also really long. And I feel like I don't know what's long. Greek. Greek words or German. Like, if. Well, because in Germany, they love to just take words and just, like, mix it all together. Like, if you want to say, I'm going to, like, dry cleaner. I just looked up dry cleaners. Like, I'm like, what? It's like tracking Ryan and Neenderger. I was like, that's a lot for dry cleaner.

[B]

Well, I think the Germans. I know just, you know, they just use short words with me because I know I'm dense. So I get like, you know, which means run, you know, faster, fatty. Or. Well, I like that they have fat. So also. Or just, you know, no is like nine. I feel like the German. I mean, the Greek. No is like. Well, you know.

Like, very well.

[A]

I just looked up. I just looked up dry cleaner in Greek. And that's techno Catheristerio. So that's pretty long. Case closed. Yeah, well, the Greeks have been around a long time.

[B]

Yeah. So I'm sucking. Aunt Rita.

[A]

Just kidding. Aunt Rita. Rita get a short. Get shorter words.

[B]

Seriously, Aunt Rita.

[A]

I guess they don't call it my. My Big Skinny Greek Wedding. Big fat. Because the letters. The words are fat. The words are big words.

[B]

My extremely long Greek wedding. I think that Aunt Rita, I will predict that she says this every time she comes to Angie's house to eat vegetables again. Salad. All we have is salad every time. Is this what we. What Greek is salad only?

[A]

Can't we order Chinese? Like, no. Now is the time for more Greek food.

[B]

So Heather and Mary come because they're going to learn Greek words for their trip to Greek. So only some of the cast needs them. And he's like, I'm only inviting people that I actually like. So I Will have two people over to learn some Greek words.

[A]

Yes. So her dad is. Is Louis, right? Louis. Is it Louis? It's Louis, not Louie, right? I don't know.

[B]

You know, the name's confusing on purpose, and I refuse to play their game.

[A]

It is kind of annoying that, like, it's hard to know if someone's a Lewis or a Louis because it's spelled the same way. Although, actually, a lot of times Lewis is spelled L, E, W, I, S, or in Greek, it has 10 more letters.

[B]

If he doesn't have the common decency to put the pronunciation in his Instagram bio, then he's not getting a proper, you know, request from me for pronunciation.

[A]

I'm gonna call him Louise. Be like, I'm putting both together, and now you'll be a Louise. Anyway, Louis. I'm gonna say Louis. Although I feel like. I feel like a Greek dad would be more like a Louis than a Louis, so I'm gonna say Louis. So Louis says, have you ever been to Greece before? You'll like it.

[C]

And I think, I can't believe I'm going. It's the original sisterhood. Athena, Hera, Persephone, Demeter, all the original ladies. They were the original Real Housewives of Olympus.

[A]

I'm surprised she actually did not make a joke like that. That's such a Heather joke. As I said it.

[B]

Since I'm applying for my Greek citizenship, I really want.

[D]

To take the ladies to see the.

[B]

Most beautiful country with the most beautiful.

[D]

People and join me in being Greek for the week.

[A]

Angie's. This is, like, the moment that Angie's been waiting for, her first, like, cash trip to Greece. And by the way, they all benefit. Angie's been doing the Greek. The. The Greek thing, the flags and the sunglasses for a while. And they all benefit because now they all get to go to Greece, which, honestly, this is. This looks like a beautiful trip. So a week earlier, at the colonial founding fathers tea party thing that they did on a stage in a warehouse, Angie, we see. Angie told everyone, by the way, we.

[F]

Are going to Greece.

[A]

So now that's how we know that they really are going to Greece, because she said it.

[B]

Do you think that Greek people hate American Greek people? Do you think they resent them when they come and they're wearing their, like, flags, and they're like, hey, there's my Greek friends.

[D]

Look at me, I'm Greek.

[B]

Do you think they're like, fuck off?

[A]

Yeah, I'm gonna say yes, because I.

[B]

Feel like a lot of countries do. Like, I feel like Italians Go to Italy. You know, like Teresa Giudice goes to Italy and she walks through one of those lemon shops or the tourist shops or whatever.

[D]

Oh, yeah, I'm Italian.

[B]

They were like, shut up. No, you're not. Get the out of here. Your ragu ass. Get out of here with your Rao's ass. You know, I saw your sister in law on a Rao's commercial. Get out of here.

[A]

Get out of here. Yeah, you cheat on.

[B]

I just wonder because it makes me feel bad for Angie because she's just so excited. You know, she's got great flags, Greek glasses, Greek bra. I mean, she's just really ready to go. And she's one of those people who, when she's someplace she likes, she's like, oh, my God, look, isn't it so different here? Like, at one point she even went, oh, my God, look. Greek honey is so different. Are those Greek bees? They really. They really get on the case over there. It's Greek. We are. We are Greek.

[F]

We are Greek.

[A]

I feel like I was. I was going to make a joke about, like how maybe the people of Greece are happy that NGK is like their celebrity ambassador. So that then made me start to look up who are some like famous people who are Greek. And like the Greek celebrity situation is really strong. I don't know. I never. Yeah, it's strong. Jennifer Aniston.

[B]

Yes. You know this. Yes.

[A]

Did know that.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

Did.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Her father.

[C]

Of course.

[B]

Because her father is Victor Kyriakis from Days of our Lives. So yeah, I know he's Greek.

[C]

Oh, my God, I forgot about that.

[A]

Okay. Tina Fey is also on this list. Obviously, we all know John Stamos, like, obviously. Tiffany Thiessen. Okay. Maria Menounos. Bob Costas. Bob Costas is obvious. Betty White. Betty White is on this list. She.

[B]

I didn't know Betty White was Greek.

[A]

She has gre, Danish, Greek, English and Welsh descent. So I don't think that she's like hardcore Greek.

[B]

Yeah, I'm going to give that out.

[A]

No, Mina Suari for sure. Like, that's definitely obvious that she's. I feel like Suari sounds like it could be a Greek last name.

[B]

Here's one. Tommy Lee.

[A]

Yeah, I know that Tommy Lee. I think Kelly Clarkson is a surprising one.

[B]

I read this. There is one.

[A]

You know that since you beg since you've been gone is actually about Atlantis.

Okay.

[B]

So Angie's like, I brought the Greekst Greeks you'll know in Salt Lake City.

[D]

To come and give us a basic.

[B]

Greek words that you need to know. And so Aunt Rita's like, yasu.

[D]

Yasu means hi.

[B]

Okay?

[D]

And Heather's like, how do I say thank you?

[A]

And he says, f. F. Haristo. F. Aristosio. And Angie's like, that's a big one.

[C]

Oh, I know.

[A]

That's a lot.

[C]

Okay, here's one. How do you say snooze fast? Snooze fast? Come on, try it. Aunt Rita.

[A]

It's an inside joke.

[C]

I'm referencing a.

[A]

A fleeting moment that Mary said that I assume will make a huge splash in pop culture, because I'm predicting it will be, but I won't actually know because I'll have to wait for the episode to air, and future me just told me it does not make a splash. So this entire snooze fest thing really is not that funny.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

How do you say you're a goddamn alcoholic and you probably blacked out on a plane, and I'm sick of you calling me a liar in the sisterhood.

[A]

She's like.

Oh, okay, we do have.

[B]

A word for that.

So Angie's like, there's not a Greek word for snooze, is there? When the alarms go off in Greece, everybody gets up.

[A]

Snooze sounds sort of like Zeus backwards, if you ask me, so.

[B]

Well, he did lose control.

[A]

So you snooze, you Zeus.

[C]

Right?

[A]

Throwing a lot of lightning bolts around. Am I right?

[E]

Am I right, everyone?

[B]

So we go over to Meredith's house, and she's packing with Chloe, who's just dripping charisma.

[D]

She's like, oh, I probably need a cute white.

[B]

Yeah, potentially.

[A]

And of course, I need an easy breezy white blazer. I love the idea of an easy breezy.

Meredith marks at her easy breezy white blazer. Like, oh, well, I need to make sure I have some nice, firm shoulder pads and beautiful linen fabric for my.

[C]

Easy breezy white blazer.

[D]

All right, I packed my easy breezy white blazer, so my swim attire is.

[B]

Out and ready to go.

[C]

Chloe, do you have my ebw? Ebwb? My easy breezy white blazer?

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Could you pack that for me, please?

[A]

Yes, mother.

[B]

So we go back to Angie's house, and Aunt Rita is like, gosh, word for boring. I don't know this word. Greeks are not boring. So he doesn't know the word. Well, I'm not thin, but I know the word.

No excuse aunt.

[A]

I like. She's like, sick.

[B]

Your attitude.

[A]

Aunt Rita's like, we're on tv. I can't let people know that there's.

[F]

Ever A boring moment in Greece.

[A]

So Lewis is like, yes, we're not boring. We don't have word for it. So Mary goes, how do you say, you have no manners? And he's like, oh, well, that's obviously.

Okay.

[C]

How do you say, easy, breezy white blazer?

[A]

I'm sorry to interject.

[B]

Lewis is like.

I'm sorry. What did that mean? It means, I know you farted.

[D]

Damn it, Angie.

[A]

Now we go over to Lisa's house, who's packing? And John is like, oh, is this all you're taking?

[F]

Yeah. No. I have, like, so much stuff in the bedroom, like, 60 Chanel bags, and I have, like, a whole box of Versace stuff that I have to go through. And, like, I know it's Italian, but.

[A]

It kind of, like, feels Greek, you.

[F]

Know, because I love all my stuff. I think it's, like, really, like. I really got, like, really cute stuff.

[A]

You know, because Italy and Greece are the same thing.

[E]

I'm not really sure what to take. I just like, everything's so cute. They just have so many things.

[B]

He's just looking at her like, God, get me out of here. Get me out of here. Did you hear the rumor is that Todd. That Bronwyn is officially separating from Todd, and she's announcing it at the reunion.

[A]

Whoa. I did not hear that. Reunion. Wow.

[B]

Union tea today. Not that Bronwyn is in the scene or anything, but I don't know, it's like whenever we're in scenes and not much is happening, or we're trying to learn Greek, which, let's face it, I barely know Spanish. Like, I barely know English, I just start. My mind starts wandering. And when my mind starts wandering these days, I just keep thinking, I wonder what Todd's like in a swinging relationship. Like, what if you pulled Todd's keys out of the bowl? And it's like, okay, well, my husband gets Bronwyn, who's hot, and I get Todd.

[D]

So I just. Can we repick? Can we repick?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, that's. Well, I guess we all saw that coming, if that does happen, because things don't seem.

[B]

No pun intended.

Okay, so then a little bit of.

[A]

Werther's in my mouth.

[D]

A little bit of get off on my lawn.

[A]

A little bit of a calendar in my phone.

[D]

Palm Pilots.

[C]

They're the future.

[E]

It's time for a commercial.

[B]

It's time for a Grappens commercial.

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[A]

Once, which can lead to some tough choices.

[D]

French toast, Nibblers or breakfast nachos. Actually, I was thinking about heading out. Only because I want to beat the traffic. The best part of the sleepovers.

[B]

The next time, it's going to throw the games on Bobby Big Wheels.

[D]

I mean, how can you call yourself.

[A]

A sports fan without Xfinity? We got the multi view, best college.

[D]

And pro games all.

[B]

All in one place.

[A]

I'm not going anywhere. This is how football was meant to be watched.

[B]

Xfinity. Imagine that. Restrictions apply.

[A]

MultiView requires Xfinity 4K capable TV box.

[B]

So we go back to Angie's. They're asking how to say shut up. And Heather's like, how do you say piss off?

[A]

And Aunt Rita's like, well, you can say.

Which means, get out of here.

[C]

Oh, Aunt Rita.

[B]

No, actually, I do like, seriously, get out of here.

[A]

Like JoJo said.

I do like that. When Mary asks, how do you say shut up. That like, Lewis and Aunt Rita right away are like, oh, Scott. Like, we said that all the time. Scus. Okay, so we go to Bronwyn and Todd, and Bronwyn is.

[B]

Hey, did you hear that it's been announced that Bronwyn is leaving. Separating from Todd officially. And they're announcing it at the reunion.

[A]

Oh, my God, your timing.

[B]

Crazy. Now that we're talking about Bronwyn and Todd.

[C]

So Bronwyn's like, well, Todd, I'm worried it's going to be a fiesta trip again.

[A]

Yes, could be.

[C]

But you know, what if they fight on the. On this. On this flight again, this time someone's getting zip tied to a chair.

[A]

Okay? Because what's the. What's the Greek police situation?

[C]

Look at me, Todd, nervously laughing, hoping that you also find this to be a humorous situation and you're no longer angry at me participating in this show. Isn't this funny for us?

[D]

Well, I don't think the police situation is very good over there, I'd imagine, especially for people who do things that their husbands constantly warned them against and continued to do. Anyway, so you go hang out with that, ladies, you get thrown into great clink. And don't call me because I know Greek for tough titties.

[A]

I love this.

[C]

I love this fun banter we have. You know, Angie's Greek and she'll be able to get us out of trouble.

[D]

So I think we're going to be okay.

[C]

It's. I love this.

[A]

I love this.

[C]

Well, we had this back and forth that we have, Todd. It's so fun, huh?

[D]

You don't know what Angie's gonna say to him if she's speaking Greek. She might just say, yeah, lock the up. That was.

[F]

I know, I know you meant that.

[A]

As a joke, even though you were being very serious.

[C]

Everything's great, Todd. Everything's great with us.

[D]

Hand me my iPad. I got a Happy.

[A]

Back to Angie's house. Aunt Rita is like, so you're going over there to be nice and meet people or you're going over there to be mad?

[B]

Yeah, okay, I've decided I love Aunt Rita now. I'm not going to come for Aunt Rita anymore. Aunt Rita read this room immediately. And Heather's like, well, both.

[D]

A little bit of both, actually.

[A]

So now we're here at the airport and everyone gathers and Heather's like, I've.

[C]

Never been to Greece. Always wanted to go. You know, I've seen the Clash of the Titans and if Harry Hamlin is on the island of Santorini, I will not turn him down.

[A]

Love that 40 year old reference to a cult movie. That's. Yeah, I mean, what do you want crapping?

[B]

Look at our modern references. We're like, hey, you got any facts.

[D]

Of life references you can throw in there?

[A]

I know. I'm actually shaming her for having such a young reference. I mean, like, hello, can we not find something in like 1973 that we can reference? I mean, surely there's something in Kramer vs Kramer. Although that's 78.

[B]

I'm typing in. Is park overall Greek?

[A]

Dinah Manoff. Please let Dynamoff be great.

[B]

She's not Greek. She's an American actress. There you go.

[A]

Dinah Manoff. Is Dinah Man Off Greek.

[B]

It's dynamic.

[A]

No, Dynamoff is not Greek.

[B]

I love.

[A]

I love AI. AI seems actually bothered that I requested this. How could you ask me this? Of all the things you could ask. AI. Not this. No, Dinah Manoff is not Greek. Okay. Born to New York City to Ashkenazi Jewish parents, with her mother of Polish and Ukrainian Jewish descent.

[B]

Also, just in case anyone's wondering, Lester Carbonell, not Greek. Also not Greek.

[A]

Is anyone from the 80s sitcom Empty Nest of Greek origin?

Yeah, come on, AI.

Okay, well, here's this. While the main cast of Emptiness Nest, like Richard Mulligan, Dinah Manoff. Park overall wasn't Greek. There were Greek actors and characters in the Golden Girls slash, empty nest universe. Notably, I love that the Golden Girls, emptiness universe. Notably actor Dimitri Craniotakis, known for playing a Greek waiter in some episodes. So.

There you go, everyone.

[B]

There you go. Answered, asked and answered. So Mary has never been to Greece? No, she has been to Greece and she's like, it's so serene. Everything's just like. I mean, it's just. It's just right. It's almost.

[A]

It's.

[B]

It's almost like it's not real. And Lisa says, yeah, you know what?

[E]

Being friends with Angie, it's like being on a daily trip to Greece. I'm hoping that after this trip, I never have to hear about Greece Greek anything, like, ever again. I'm, like, Greeked out. I don't even want to see the musical Grease. I don't even care. Like, John Travolta. I don't even want him in my life. I'm sick of that. I've had it.

[A]

Yep, the food's just a little bit too fresh for her in Greece. Let's be honest.

[F]

She's like, wait a second. This food's delicious. I hate it here.

[A]

So now we have arrived in Santorini. Although before we got to Santorini, we did see them cavorting on the airplane and having fun. And of course, the question on everyone's mind is, so now you can have a camera on a plane now Suddenly there's footage. Yeah, truly.

[B]

So they go out, their driver's there, and they're like, nikos.

[D]

Oh, my God, it's Nikos. It is Nikos. Hello, Nikos. You are Greek. Hello. We're in Greece. I am Greek. I am Greek.

[B]

And she's given everybody little Greek flags to walk out of the airport with. I'm just cringing so hard. I just imagine Electra at home, like, hiding her face under a pillow, like, why? Why, Mother? Why?

[D]

I am Greek. I am Greek. I am Greek. I am Greek.

[B]

I'm more Greek than you. I was just hoping she'd start, like, Greek offing with people like, I am Angie. I am Greek. You are not Greek.

[D]

I am Greek. I am more Greek. I am Margaret.

[B]

I am most Greek.

[A]

I was just imagining Electra at home running around in circles with an American flag.

[F]

Like, finally, I don't have to wave the Greek flag.

[A]

It's her big rebellion.

[D]

Ding.

[B]

Yes, ma', am, you've rung again. Yes. Could you please get me some. Please don't say it. I am Greek, damn it.

Please stop ringing your. Your service bell, ma'. Am.

[A]

So now Heather is. She's asked.

[F]

Lisa's asking, how big a Santa Rainey.

[A]

So nico says it's 76 square miles.

[F]

And she's like, oh, my God. That's, like, pretty big.

[A]

And then we have this moment where, for some reason, Heather decides she want. I don't know, like, she's comparing island Sizes.

[C]

She's like, oh, so it's more like Barbados or Catawan where we just were, right?

[A]

And they show like these islands and they're like, x them out or whatever. I'm like, do we have to play a game about the relative size of Santorini to like, Barbados?

[F]

I don't.

[A]

I feel like we're a little running a little dry on the game front here.

[B]

She's like, okay, so I want to play a game.

[D]

What do you think the worst thing Barbados has ever said to Santorini?

[A]

I know.

Heather's like, I just don't understand the.

[C]

Size of islands or penises.

[A]

Okay, that's okay, Heather. Let's try to have a non funny season. How about that? You know, it's like, you know when you say to a kid, like, how about we have some quiet time? I think let's. Heather, you know, you have many strengths, but like, I think right now, the material. I say this as someone who runs out of material all the time. All the time.

[B]

Can we get aunt Rita back here to just ask a question? Hey, Aunt Rita, how do you say this in Greek?

[A]

Stas, stas, stas, Stas. Please, Stas. For the love of God, stas.

So, yeah, so she makes that joke at least.

[F]

Like, I knew that joke was coming. Oh, my God. Nico, please plug your ears.

[A]

So now here's another Heather moment.

[C]

I just want to smoke a Greek cigarette. We're getting tattoos and we're coming home with Greek men's numbers in our phones.

[A]

That's our three goals.

[E]

Okay, Nicos, do you have any single friends? Do you have any single friends for.

[B]

Heather and Brahman's like, he's like, after the conversation I heard today. Not so much.

[D]

Not so much.

[C]

Even though it's frustrating. That Brahmin betrayed my trust. I think the key in moving forward in. In friendship is not going backwards.

[A]

Because if you want to go forward.

[C]

And you go backwards, then you're actually going backwards and not forwards. Unless you turn around and then backwards becomes forwards, which is really cool. And I've learned that, like, her ability to keep secrets is not very high. She doesn't have a high ability, which is not.

[A]

Yeah, because it's like, yeah.

Whitney makes no sense.

[B]

What are you even talking about? None of this made sense. Betrayed your trust. You're the least trustworthy person on this show. What are you talking about? And then just her general language.

[D]

You know, if you move forward, then you're not moving backwards, but if you're moving backwards while you're walking towards something, you're moving backwards, lead towards it.

[B]

Line.

[D]

I got lost. Can we start over?

[A]

Her ability to keep secrets is not high.

Make any sense. So they get their right.

[B]

It's Whitney.

[A]

God bless her.

[B]

So they go for dinner at Ancioni's. Sounds Italian. Just gonna say it. Okay. And they're greeted and seated, and they're like, I'm sorry, can we have your name for your reservation?

[D]

I am Greek.

[B]

Okay, we got it.

We've got it.

[A]

It's very on the nose that bring Angie to Angioni's. So Angie's like, guys, we have to do a cheers.

[F]

We're in Greece together. Okay. Three, two, one. We are Greek. Okay.

[A]

For me, this is like a dream come true.

[F]

It's surreal that my parents were born here, and it's special to have you all here because nothing can be make me happier than to go to the most important place in the world and.

[A]

Have you guys all ruin it for me.

[F]

This will deepen our bonds.

[B]

I have always wanted to be kicked out of my father's home country. So I'm so glad that you came.

[D]

With me here to deepen our bonds as friends.

[B]

And I want you to know I consider you all my friends. I am Greek.

[D]

So thank you, guys and yamas.

[B]

We are going to have an amazing trip.

[D]

The best Greek days of our Greek lives. And they're like, llamas, Yamas.

[C]

Llamas, llamas.

[A]

Whitney's on the end saying, llamas probably.

[B]

So Meredith is trying. I just have to point out Meredith's attitude here, because it's so funny, because Meredith is coming on this trip, and you can tell that she's like, okay.

[D]

Well, I've been attacked the last seven group events we've been to.

[B]

And the sum I'm going to start.

[D]

Clean my easy breezy white blazer mentality.

[B]

So.

[D]

So she goes, so tomorrow we're just gonna take it anyway.

[B]

She's like, laughing and smiling for no reason. I mean, it's like, meredith, you can try with this positive attitude. They are still gonna drag you, girl.

[A]

I mean, of course she's gonna have this, like, lovely attitude.

[C]

She packed her easy breezy white blazer.

[A]

So Angie says, we've been literally traveling for two days.

[F]

Thank God I got the bags under my eyes fixed.

[A]

What?

[F]

What did you do under your eyes? Well, I just got the fat pads removed. So they take little chopsticks and they go under there, and then they break the fat up and smooth it out.

[A]

Everyone's like, I know.

[B]

I was like, sign me up. Where do I she makes it sound so easy. I'm going to ask about that. I'm going in tomorrow for some. For some toxy talks. I'm going to ask them about that.

[A]

Yeah. Be like, can I have the. The I am Greek chopstick under the eyelid? I Eye bag situation.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

So Meredith is like, well, I. Oh, sorry. Brahman goes first. She's like, well, aren't you doing this?

[D]

Is. This little diorama has changed the way.

[B]

I look at chopsticks.

[D]

From now on, every time I eat lo mein, I'm just gonna be thinking about golkular flat pads and how badly mine are noticeable because I'm not willing.

[B]

To have that surgery's gonna not shake shoulders.

[C]

Well, easy breezy Meredith Marks is here.

[A]

I actually just hurt my neck by doing a Meredith Marks neck impersonation. I just want to report that to all of the listeners right now. I like bone hogs. So I'm not a huge filler fan.

[D]

Well, personally, I think. Sorry, what? Ben?

[A]

No, I'm like, I thought. I thought Meredith was a big filler fan, but maybe. I don't know. I get. I'm not good at spotting that. You're much better at it, I guess. Is. Did Meredith have.

[B]

There's some filler. Yeah, there's some filler there. I'm not really sure. I mean, I'm not really an expert. The only. The only way I'm an expert is the same way as you is watching this show and trying to guess what everybody's done. But yeah, I mean, I would say she looks different because. Do you think she. That's a good question. Like, are they facelifts every year? Cuz she looks different every year. Like she's one of the people who's actually coming close to looking like a filter, which is good. A compliment.

[A]

Yeah, she. She is getting great work done. But maybe it's just. Maybe it's just work and maybe it's not fillers. I don't know.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

But she's not a huge filler fan. I don't prefer fillers and I don't want to support fillers, but I will.

[C]

Just have my easy breezy white blazer and no filler needed because the aura.

[A]

Will be all around me. I don't know what I'm saying.

[C]

Please, please, please take over.

[D]

We could just listen to the human embodiment of filler. Heather, what's your opinion? And Heather's like, oh, I think everybody should get all the fillers that they want. I think everybody should get Lots of filler every minute of every day. By the way, I'm going to call someone crushingly insecure in about five minutes.

[A]

I think she was shilling for her business at that moment. So then she's like, she's like, oh.

[C]

God, girls, look at my wrist.

[B]

Also. We know. You know what I mean, Heather?

[A]

We have eyes that. Okay, that applies to so many things she's saying this episode. Like, we know Heather Santorini's beautiful. Oh, if I had a dollar for.

[C]

Every single time I saw a handsome man in Santorini, I would be a Greek billionaire. I would be just like George Stephanopoulos these days. He's a billionaire, right?

[B]

So let's. It's been about how many minutes have we been watching the show? Would you say 10? So it's been about probably 10 minutes and Heather has not started to. She's not started crap based on somebody's else's storyline yet. So here she goes. Set her, set her free, for Christ's sake. Just set her free. Tear up, Heather.

[C]

Okay, well everyone, huh? I wonder what time it is.

[F]

Yeah, what time is it, Heather?

[C]

Well, it's about that time.

[A]

And so Britney is like, oh my.

[C]

God, Heather, let me see your watch.

[D]

Wow, your watch.

[A]

So Heather has a new watch because.

[C]

Lisa, I have something to tell you that you're not gonna like. I bought a Cartier.

[F]

Oh my God, I love that for you. That's, that's like really great. I'm just gonna smile. I love that you bought a Cartier. Yeah, yeah. That's like really awesome.

[D]

Well, audience, during our layover and another.

[B]

Off camera thing I'm gonna bring up because no one can prove it wrong.

[D]

Lisa and Angie got into it about Angie's Cartier watch. And Lisa accused Angie of copying her. And Lisa thinks it's only special if Lisa wears it. Said they were fighting so much about the Cartier watch. It seemed like such a big deal that when I went downstairs and saw the duty free shops, I was like, how much is a Cartier watch? Because I didn't know. So I bought a Cartier watch and so did Whitney.

[B]

You are so sad that you would spend six grand to like punk somebody that does not give a shit about you. Like, what are you doing? This isn't. This is one of the more embarrassing things I've seen on this show. And that's saying something.

[A]

So Mary's like, you guys bought one?

[C]

Like, how much was it? I don't know. It was like six grand. Like, not much.

[A]

Like, okay.

[C]

Whitney goes, I get a call From Heather. And she's laughing. She's like, I'm buying us matching Cartiers. And I was like, are you going forwards? Are you going backwards? Because if you go forwards, you can't go backwards. And she said, stop it, Whitney. I'm buying Cartiers. And I said, I don't even know what that is anyway. I still don't.

[D]

Well, because it was duty free, I could get a second Cartier watch for practically the same price as if I was buying them from the Cartier store. Bogo at Cartier. I'm in. How does that work?

[B]

How does duty free work? What am I missing out on here?

[A]

No, I didn't understand duty free. I don't understand it. I don't feel like it was truly a bogo at the Cartier store. And yeah, also, I have to say.

[C]

Honestly, like, how many times the things.

[A]

Have to happen at airports or on airplanes for the Salt Lake City production crew to just learn that they have to have their. Their cameras on at all times? I mean, how many rings have to be lost in a bathroom? How many seats have to be shaken during Crazy Rich Asians?

[C]

How many Cartiers have to be purchased.

[A]

Before you guys turn on your cameras? Truly?

[B]

So Lisa is just, you know, she knows they're punking her, so she's just.

[E]

Like, oh, congratulations, Congratulations. I'm like, so happy for you.

[B]

But, you know, she. It really is bothering her because she's doing the thing with her hair and there's like, flicking her hair back and stuff. And Heather's like.

[D]

She's acting like it's no big deal, but I know she's at least mildly irritated by it.

[C]

They were fighting about a Cartier watch. Isn't that crazy?

[A]

And Mary's like, who. Who was these two?

[C]

Whitney and Lisa. It was. Or Angie. It was like, you copied me. And she was on the phone looking for photos, and I was like, I'll copy her right now. It's different from your Cartier. I mean, this is hilarious, this Cartier fight. This is going in the canon of Salt Lake City.

[A]

Am I right, guys?

[C]

Cartier fight.

[E]

It is different. It's really different. Like, yours is so, like, less shiny. It's probably cheaper. So good for you.

[B]

And Mary's like, yeah, I wouldn't. What a Cartier watch. Who's going to argue about that? Like, they're. That's grandma watch. I mean, just like, none of us are spring chickens, but still.

[D]

Why are you.

[B]

Why are you. Why are you arguing over a grandma watch?

[D]

Sexy watch, sister Todd.

[B]

Todd's Just jerking off. The pictures of Cartier on his.

[A]

I did not know that Cartier watches were grandma watches. I mean, I'm. I don't also, I don't know. Mary sometimes is an unreliable narrator when it comes to reality. But now I assume that there are grandma watches, so I probably won't get one. Sorry, Cartier, but were you about to get.

[B]

Were you about to get a Cartier watch?

[A]

No.

[B]

Were you super close? No, I'm a Cartier person. But I've sure changed my mind now.

[A]

Well, I will say I was hanging out with a, a wealthy friend in Vegas and he is like going down like this Rolex path, I think.

[B]

Yes, I know. You're from. Well, that's a, that's a watch. I mean a Rolex, that's a watch.

[A]

So I've never been into fancy watches. I just, I feel like that's crazy. I feel like fancy watches are crazy. So my friend was like, I want, let's go to the Rolex store. Because I guess he has a starter Rolex. And he's like, I wanna, I wanna look at the Rolexes. So we went in and the Rolex is. This is, this is shocking, guys. I'm gonna break everyone's brains. The Rolexes were beautiful. I was like, oh, I get it. Those are really, really nice. Of course they cost like 10,000 at the start.

[B]

The minimum.

[A]

Yeah, that's a minimum.

[B]

That's embarrassing. So.

[A]

But I was like, okay.

No, he probably didn't actually. I think 15, 000 is where they start. I don't remember. I'm not again, I'm not a watch gay. But.

But then I was like, that's cool. But then my friend said that like if you've never had a Rolex, they're not gonna sell you one. They'll tell you that it's like back ordered. They can't get it to you right now. They want to make sure you know how to like take care of a Rolex before you have one. So you have to get it from like you have to get an aftermarket Rolex from someone else.

[B]

Yeah, you prove your work. They have the Rolex.

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

He was like, ferrari that. And I was like, who would wear that? I don't want that.

[A]

Yeah, but like now learning that you can't just get a Rolex now. I want a Rolex now. I'm like, wait. Because it's like, wait a second. No, I'm. I'm not really. I don't.

[B]

I'm not gonna let you get a Rolex. If you get a Rolex.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[B]

Take it off.

[A]

I'm not gonna get one. I'm not gonna get one. I'm just saying, like, it's like the moment that you hear that there's like scarcity and that, like, it's difficult to get. Like, I am. Like, it's. Honestly, if you just told me Mackenzie's child is like, difficult to get, I would change my tune in one second. I'd be like, I love that checkerboard.

Give it to me.

[B]

Give me some checkerboards. Oh, I want checkerboards on everything.

[A]

I am such a, like, I, I am, I am such a typical consumer. Like, the moment you say that something is difficult to get is the moment I like. I'm like, I need to get it. I need to get it. Rolex, though, is probably not worth it. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

[B]

But you're more like a Lisa.

[A]

But anyway, the whole point is that, like, when it occurred to me that I couldn't get a Rolex, I looked elsewhere in the store and they had Cartiers. I was like, oh, Cartier seemed nice.

[B]

Well, everyone likes a Cartier.

[A]

Loser. Loser.

[F]

Scarcity.

[B]

We're out of Rolexes, but please can we show you a Cartier? I just don't believe that in Las Vegas they're going to have a store in a mall, in a high end mall for Rolexes but refuse to sell you one that just doesn't sell.

[A]

They'll sell to, they'll sell to other Rolex people, but they're not going to sell to Ben Mandelker.

[B]

Look around Las Vegas. Like, look around the people walking around Las Vegas. Those are not Rolex people. I mean, come on. How are they going to stay open if they don't?

[A]

I just don't. Like, these are not.

[B]

You see, like mall, food court people all over Vegas. Like, someone is buying those watches. Is anyone allowed to buy a Rolex? I just don't.

[A]

I just. I'm hoping that if we talk about it long enough, Rolex will say, you know what? Let's give those two guys Rolexes. They will never do that.

[B]

Well, it says anyone can buy a Rolex, but popular models are extremely hard to get new from an authorized dealer due to high demand and limited supply. Park overall is not Greek. Please stop asking me.

[C]

Parker Rolls.

[A]

Like, I got one. I'm in Tennessee and I got one.

[B]

Yeah, it does say that if you want one of the new nice ones, like a limited or whatever that you. They do often require long wait Lists or building relationships. So this is sounding true. While less popular models might be available. So you have, like, this. You can get, like, the shitty ones or, like, the ones that everybody will look down on. Like, you'll get your first one and walk around like, oh, my God, I got a Rolex. And people with Rolexes are like, he.

[D]

Got the other gay Rolex that they.

[B]

Would just sell anybody a duty free loser.

[A]

Dare to dream. Dare to dream. I wonder if watch Park Overall has though.

[B]

I guess you just keep dreaming about.

[D]

Your Rolexes and I'll be over here.

[B]

You know, praying for world peace.

[D]

I'm a good person.

[B]

So Whitney tells her Cartier story, and they're still trying to make Lisa mad. And Lisa is onto their game, and so she's. She doesn't really care. I mean, they're stupid. So she's like, well, but these two.

[D]

They'Re fighting about copying, and she's scrolling through things on her phone, but we all got Cartiers.

[B]

And Angie's like, well, I want to.

[D]

Say it's not a competition.

[E]

Everyone has beautiful things.

[B]

Everybody works Greek hard, and we're all Greek.

[E]

Happy for you that you got a Greek Cartier.

[B]

And you should all be happy for everyone else.

[E]

And no one is copying because Lisa.

[B]

Lisa, you say that about all people.

[E]

That you think I got a Cartier because you were wearing one and. Yeah, you said, yeah, I did think you copied me.

[F]

Yeah, well, when I wear Schiaparelli, then you start wearing Schiaparelli. And then, like, when you. When I listen to Liza Minnelli, you listen to Liza Minnelli.

[E]

Okay, well, I had a Cartier over.

[B]

10 years ago, and now suddenly you.

[E]

Have one and I copied you.

[F]

Yeah, but I've had, like, mine for, like, three or four years. So, like, I kind of like.

[A]

Like, I'm like the.

[F]

Like, you sort of, like, copied me as long as, like, you have been on the show. So, like, yeah, three or four years.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Then find a photo of you wearing it.

[F]

No, you find a photo of you wearing it and also wearing Chaparelli, because.

[A]

I wear that too.

[B]

I will. Because I have one on my Facebook.

[D]

And that's how old it is.

[E]

It's on Facebook.

[A]

Dang. That was. I thought that was. That was one of the most damning things to come out of this show is that, like, when a real housewife is, like, dissing Facebook for being old, you're like, whoa, that's bad. That's really bad.

[B]

I like that. Andy's like, competition is stupid. I know exactly where you can find my Cartier ring, my Cartier watch picture.

[D]

It's like I've added longer.

[A]

You guys are so silly. She has, like an archive status somewhere that's like, Angie K. Is happy with her new Cartier watch from 2004.

[B]

No, because, you know, it wasn't. You know, it was like, Angie Katsanevis is. I got a Cartier.

[A]

Yes, that's exactly what it is.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, God, that was the worst. When you had to finish the sentence at the same time. Kind of fun.

[F]

Lisa's like, this is kind of silly, don't you think?

[A]

Well, you know what is silly?

[F]

It's your non Greek snobbiness. Like, oh, you copied my watch. Well, guess what? You copied everything from Greece because we started democracy.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

But you know what? I'm not snobby. I'm not snobby, though. So I didn't copy that because I'm not snobby.

[F]

Like, you're the only one who can afford certain things.

[E]

No, I didn't say that. You know why? You can think that. But I've never said that. I haven't. I've never said it.

[C]

Have I said it?

[E]

Yeah, but I've never said it. But you just said it.

[F]

You did. Why do you think I would copy your watch?

[E]

I don't know.

[B]

You know what?

[E]

Because people see things and they copy at. That's why. I don't know.

[F]

I think I've had this since before my daughter was born.

[A]

I mean, people own nice things.

[F]

Like, this is literally from. This Cartier watch is literally from 2500 BC.

[B]

It is.

[A]

They found it in the Parthenon and the Pantheon and the Acropolis.

In Athens, Sparta.

[B]

And Bronwyn says, this is the kind of petty I live for. Someone did buy this watch first.

[D]

I'd like to see who.

[F]

I had my. I had mine first and I had my Rolex first and I had my Porsche first.

[B]

But it's not a competition.

[E]

No, because you know what? I've had my Porsche forever. I've had it forever. Like, even when I was a little baby, I was driving, like, a little baby Porsche. That was my first.

[A]

I have.

[F]

I have Porsche. I have a Porsche.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

But you know what? I had a Porsche in the womb. I was riding a Porsche in the womb. They couldn't even hear. They couldn't even hear a heartbeat. They could just hear an engine that was really loud. Like, the neighbors in the. In the ICU when I was born were like, asking my car to be quieter.

[F]

I have. I have a Porsche Pegasus Special edition for Greek people. It flies.

[E]

Your husband is Porsche Pegdasis. So whatever. I don't even care because I've had a Porsche forever. I had the first Porsche. I had the first Porsche ever made. I have actual horses in my Porsche. Like, I bought two horses and those are the horsepowers of my horse. Not to be fancy, but, like, it just is what it is. I've had the first horse drawn Porsche.

[F]

I have the first. I have the first Porsche that runs purely on spanakopita.

[A]

Sorry.

[E]

Yeah, well, you know what? My Porsche, My Porsche loves Greek food, so it just ate your spanakopita Porsche. Sorry, you're out of a Porsche. You shouldn't have been made out of spanakopita.

[F]

My Porsche has a force field. It's a force field made of pita.

[E]

Sorry.

Sorry. But my Porsche has not had carbs for like three years. But it's her birthday, so I just let her eat carbs. So she just ate your. Your spanakoped up pita bread, Forsfield. Sorry, sorry.

[F]

But my Porsche comes with a side of fries.

[A]

That makes it kind of a little.

[F]

Bit of a better Porsche.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

And so in this non we're not competing storyline, just to add to it, I love. I love a housewives social media, like Reddit and the stupid stories you hear, because there are so many that are popping into my head just watching this. Like, did you know that Angie got her own competing French fry ad? Like, her own sponsorship? Because Lisa has one of these. And so you know already I was going to make you guess. And Angie has Arby's. And while that's great for her, like, listen, I think everyone. I want to. I would take an Arby sponsorship, you know, but you're not competing by winning Arby's. You know, you have to do better than Arby's. Arby's is meat with bubbles in it. It has bubbles in the meat. You guys. Look at your Arby's meat.

[A]

I am.

Not going to say this is the end of our podcast, but we've had a really great run for 14 years. Ronnie, I will take our any day over.

[B]

Let's break up. We're almost 15 years old. Go ahead.

[A]

14. We're hitting 14. We're hitting.

[B]

Oh, you're right. You're right. Okay. Yeah, for another year. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, we're entering high school. No, for real. I would take Arby's over Wendy's any day of the week.

[B]

What?

[A]

That's just lunacy.

[B]

I don't believe you. I don't agree with you.

[A]

I don't believe you.

[B]

No.

[A]

A hundred percent. First of all, curly fries, horsey sauce, Arby sauce. Like, yes, the meat. The meat is the meat. But you know what? At least they got the meats.

[B]

The meat's 100%. And the bread's not good either. And Wendy's has amazing bread. And even with their changed french fries that are extra crispy now, they're still very good. They're better than a curly fry.

[A]

Okay, What I will do. What I will do is I have not been to Wendy's in years. I actually almost went to Wendy's when I was at the Dallas airport recently. I will. I will go revisit Wendy's, and I will. I'll make a fair and balanced assessment. Okay? I will say that right now that, like, I actually love Arby's. And I'm so sad that the one here in Hollywood closed down, because.

I love it. I love, like, Arby is like a. Like a roast.

[B]

I mean, I've had an Arby's moment for sure. Like, when I was younger, When I was 15, I used to drive to dinner theater with this guy named Chris, and we would go binge together. We were like binge friends. We were really fat, and we would go binge. And so sometimes we'd go get, like, a pizza and just sit in the car and scarf a pizza. I mean, by the way, this is the kind of friend to have. It's like. It's like your heroin friend. You know, you're like, let's do heroin. Heroin together tonight after work. But we would do this, and we would go to Arby's because they would have, like, 50 Cent Arby's Day or something where you can just buy shit for super cheap. And we would get just bags of Arby's and just binge. So part of my being grossed out by Arby's is that I reached that point where I just had so much. And then one day, I was looking at it, and I wasn't feeling good, but I was still eating it, you know, because binging. And I looked at it, and I saw all the air bubbles in the meat, and I was like, how is this made? This isn't right. This is like liquefied bubble knees. It's just gross.

[A]

I mean, I'm not. I'm not gonna dispute you that. The meat. The meat is gross and fake. I just think it. I like it. Oh, no, I think I like. Well, I like it. And, I mean, Obviously, for me, McDonald's reigns supreme. Like, it will always be. At the end of the day, it's always gonna be McDonald's.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then Burger King is number two for me, mainly because onion rings, like, the onion rings, do a lot of heavy lifting. I enjoy a Whopper, which I love. A Whopper with cheese. Burger King needs to up their. Their bun game. Their buns literally taste like.

[B]

Sometimes they're, like, mealy. They're like.

[A]

It's like crumbly. It, like, crumbles apart, like paper or something like that. Like, something is wrong there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I love me at Burger King. And then is Arby's next? It might be. I'm not sure.

[B]

No, no. Well, for me now, I would say. I would say McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack in the Box.

[A]

I haven't had Jack in the Box.

[B]

Because Jack in the Box just has so many different things. Anyway, this conversation should end. But I will say, if you're going to stick to your rbc, if you're going to do your taste test between Arby's and Wendy's, I know who's going to win. I mean, but if you do tend to. I don't want to sway your decision, but if you do tend to start going towards the Arby's vote, just remember, you're not going to get a Rolex that way, because no one at the Rolex store is going to hear that you chose Arby's and give you a Rolex.

[A]

Yeah, this is definitely like, if there was someone at the Rolex Corporation that was like, you know what? We should send Ben and Ronnie some Rolexes. They've now decided bad for the brand, by the way.

[B]

Yeah, send us our. Send us. Send us our shit. Okay, so meanwhile, you think this went on a long time. Audience, Sorry, but this fight is going on longer on the show.

[A]

What do you want us to talk about?

[B]

They're still going about who copied what. And so she's like, you know what?

[E]

It's not a competition. But, like, my Porsche is a 2025 and I got the first color of this color in the state. So you know what? Like, if Joseph Smith drove a Porsche, like, he would be jealous that he didn't have mine. That's all I'm saying.

[A]

So, yeah, Lisa says Angie is such.

[F]

A good, jealous, competitive person, it's unhealthy. Like, she's gonna take years off of her life if she keeps this going.

[A]

First.

[F]

It's with, like, watches and cars and, like, I don't even know what you drove.

[A]

But.

[F]

But you know what? I was Driving when you were watching me on tv. Because I was on TV while you were not on TV yet. Oh, and by the way, Jen Shaw's out of jail today.

[E]

That was the other thing. Jen Shaw's out of jail?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Watching us.

[F]

Watching us talking about Angie K. Watching me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

That's crazy to think so. Angie's like, well, I don't care about things. You and I are so different. You just named all the things. Angie, stop it. And she's like, but I feel like.

[E]

You do care about things. You do. You care about them. She's like, no, I do not care about things. Only Greek things. I'm like a Greek girl. Greek girls just want to have fun.

[B]

And it reminds me that you and.

[E]

I are so different. You are so worried about your. What things look like on the outside.

[A]

Which is funny because Ngk just bragged about putting chopsticks under her bag and.

[F]

Having the fat removed.

I'm not worried about that. Yeah, that's like you putting that on me. I have hobbies just like you. And one of my hobbies is sitting in the bathtub and looking for stuff. And finally, like, cool, unique pieces for trips and special occasions.

[A]

That's.

[F]

That's my hobby. Sitting in a tub and looking for pieces.

[D]

Now, Lisa, you know that the bathtub is Meredith scene. You're stealing Meredith Sing now. By the way, I just ordered a bathtub at duty free.

[A]

Are you looking to start an argument? It's not gonna work with me because.

[C]

I've got my EBWB with me.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Easy, breezy, beautiful blazer girl.

[A]

That's me with marks and greets.

[E]

I mean, whatever. Then I don't sit in the bath. Then. Then I sit on the bath, the bathroom floor, and I look for things. That's what I do. Like, it's my hobby. I like to look for things on the Internet. Things that'll be cute on trips. Sorry. Sorry. I love for things.

[A]

Why is, like, I'm almost dying. I love that stance. Sorry.

[F]

I look for things.

[A]

Why is looking like, browsing for clothing in a bathtub feel, like, luxurious and indulgent? But, like, doing it on the bathroom floor feels, like, sad and tragic. It's like, oh, dear. I feel like bathroom floor is, like, where people do things. Like, they, like, pick up their loose pill that went flying somewhere, you know? Or, like, are crying because from, like, the bath mat is, like, where sad things happen. The bathtub is where, like, relaxation and wonderful things happen.

[B]

Have you ever used a bat? Like, do you. Do you have a Bathtub. Now that you've used like that, you.

[A]

Don'T have a bathtub.

[B]

I have a bathtub and I don't use it once. You know what my bathtub is for? It's in the shower. It's one of those, like there's a shower, like a stand up shower, but then in the shower in the same thing as a bathtub. It's weird. It's not the same unit. You know what I mean? You know how they do that now?

[A]

So you're meaning that like the shower does not go down into the bathtub, Right?

[B]

So like you walk into the shower. It's a big walk in shower. So you walk in and it's like a rain shower or whatever, but then beyond that is a bathtub that's also in there. I don't know they do that now. I don't know why. But anyway, it's like that. And so it's where I put my feet up to cut my toenails. And so my bathtub is just filled with toenails.

[A]

Oh, this is disgusting. It's disgusting.

It is. So the needle just moved towards Arby's, everyone.

[B]

Yeah, I'm not gonna get a Rolex either. I'm glad. I don't want a Rolex because they are not giving me one. Okay, so everybody laughs and they're like.

[D]

Oh, my God, cheers to stuff. And Heather's like, wow. Got another scene under my belt.

[B]

Like, wow, good one, Heather. You just spent six grand to create the scene that you could have just started with. Remember when Angie and Lisa were fighting in the airport? Well, whatever. Spend your money where you like it. So now we go. Everyone's getting ready to go out and Lisa's talking to her glam person and.

[E]

She'S like, yeah, you know what? Like, I get my makeup done every day at home. Like every day. Like I have a girl that comes over and every time she comes over she's like, oh, my God, right now. I heard horses neighing and so I looked under the hood of the Porsches out there. That's amazing. This is like the first horse drawn Porsche I've ever seen.

[D]

She was amazed.

[A]

Angie goes over to Heather and Whitney's.

[F]

Room and she's like, are you excited to wake up in Greece? Look out the window. It's still Greece out there.

[A]

They're like, okay, is this what it's going to be like? Ultra episode.

[F]

Are you excited that you woke up 10 minutes ago in Greece? Because it's still Greece.

[B]

Is it different waking up in Greece?

[D]

I am Greek, so I understand there were a few complaints on the last trip I planned.

[B]

And then we see the camping trip and people being like, camping.

[A]

But now she's like.

[F]

But now we have leveled up, and we are staying in this gorgeous villa.

[A]

At the androgynous and androgynous Andronis Arcadia.

[F]

There will be nothing to complain about here. This is class A. This is where people who've owned Porsches for a long time and many of.

[A]

Them like to stay. But then we see Andrew. This is the.

[E]

You've owned four Porsche suite. I've had five, actually.

[B]

Wait, she's had five, and Lisa's had four, right?

[A]

Yes, but she has a Cartier watch that. That can be traced back to when Facebook was relevant.

[B]

So Angie and Heather and Mary are walking outside, and Lisa's getting glam, so they're making fun of her. No. Lisa comes out. Sorry, that was later. Lisa comes out.

[E]

She's like, oh, my God. Don't come up to me, because I might be braggy. Ha ha ha. Yeah. Oh, my God. I have a makeup girl in there. She's from Athens. I love her. Oh, my God. Did you. Did you do your makeup good, Angie? Because you know what? Like, that you're Greek, but that girl's, like, Greeker than you.

[F]

Yeah, she's from Athens.

[E]

Yeah, she's, like, from here.

[F]

Yeah, she's, like, from, like.

[A]

I don't know if you ever heard.

[F]

Of Athens, but she's from there. Yeah.

[E]

So I got my makeup done by a Greek person, and you got your makeup done by yourself, so you got your makeup done by a less Greek person than me. Yeah, whatever. Not to compete or anything.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Athens is, like the Porsche of Greece. It's, like, the best part.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

So guess what, America? It's not an option to go on a trip without glam. Like, why waste a day looking ugly? Am I right?

[B]

And Heather's like, oh, my gosh.

[D]

I love those slides. Those are Prada slides.

[B]

I'm gonna.

[D]

I'm gonna buy those. Lisa.

[A]

What? Mary's like, what slides?

[C]

Lisa's Prada slides. We love your Prada slides. Where'd you get them? Where'd you get your Prada slides?

[F]

Prada. Because they're Prada slides. Are you gonna get a pair? Are you gonna copy me?

I'm totally. I'm totally chill about all this, guys. America, I'm, like, a very, like, chill person. I'm not mad at all that they're copying me.

[B]

But don't forget, Meredith is also very light and chill. Today she's like, yes.

[D]

She is gonna get up here. She's already working on it. Smile, smile. Let's laugh.

[C]

Easy going Meredith Marks.

[D]

Cow. Yeah.

[E]

You know what?

[B]

Oh, it's Heather.

[D]

She's like, britney may have forgiven Meredith, but I haven't. I'm so hurt and so disappointed because when we were walking off the plane, Meredith made it very clear that if I was gonna continue to be friends with Brittany, then she and I were done. And she won't even admit it.

[B]

Well, she's being nice to you. I mean, clearly she's not done. Can we just let it go, Heather? Jesus Christ, you're just shoving this down our throats the entire fucking season. Just let it go. Find something new, please, I beg of you.

[D]

Show.

[C]

I'm not gonna forget about her calling me a liar, so I'm not gonna.

[B]

Forget about you lying about your black eye for how many years and trying to blame someone in production and all the other that's come out of your mouth on this show. Are we going to start keeping liar tallies? Because this is probably not the show you want that on. God. Horse race.

[A]

God. It kind of makes me pine for the good old days when Heather was chasing Lisa Barlow around a yacht, accusing her of leaking stories to the media. And when Lisa denied it, she basically was saying that Lisa was a liar for denying it. So anyway, what were we talking about? I mean, like, they all accuse each other of lying at all times.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So, I mean, look, I, I, what I will say is it sounded like, I mean, Meredith obviously acted up on this plane. I, I do believe that she did to some degree. And we're being like she did. Yeah. And so Meredith being like, like, no, I didn't. And like, you're, you're being crazy right now. I understand. I actually understand Heather.

[B]

Well, she's not. Well, just to clear that, Just to clear. She's not saying she didn't act crazy on the plane. She's just saying she didn't scream and yell for five hours or whatever they're saying.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And, and Heather's playing a Meredith argument where she's arguing the details. Yeah.

[A]

And, and Heather's like, I know what I saw. And you're trying to act like I didn't see what I saw. So I understand, I actually do understand why Heather is frustrated, but it's sort of at this point where it's like, look, you're, God, you're not just, you're just not going to get anywhere. You're not going to get anywhere. So Enjoy.

[B]

Also, you were asleep half the time. By your own admission. Like, if this were a court of law, I just wouldn't listen to you. And this is a court of housewives, so just be quiet. That's what I say. So. Liar.

[A]

Just kidding. Just.

[B]

Just to set her off. No, no. Go. Go yell about that somewhere. So Meredith does whisper to Heather because she's trying to make, like, jokes and light with Heather, but Heather's not having it. Like, she's not giving her any energy. So Meredith is like, by the way.

[D]

At some point, I need to take two minutes with you because I do need to explain something to you from last week's thing, you know? Then we're done with that. Then we're done with it.

[B]

And she tells us that she tried to talk to Heather. She tried to talk to her before the trip to resolve some issues because of the misunderstanding about her calling her a liar. And she's like, but, you know, it doesn't do.

[D]

It doesn't hurt to give someone the. The courtesy of a conversation. I guess that's a little too much for her.

[A]

So now they. They arrive at the beach, and Heather's.

[C]

Like, oh, my God, why is the sand black?

[A]

So Angie's saying it's because of volcanoes. And then they are, like, putting their feet in the water and everything. And Angie is like.

[F]

Like, I may need to put my bucket hat on.

[A]

And so she puts on this bucket hat that is, like, blue and white striped.

[B]

It's like. It's like Greek flag.

[A]

Angie, you don't have to do. You're in Greece now. You don't have to do this anymore.

[B]

Please, just stop it.

[A]

It's one thing if you're, like, in. If you're in America or in a foreign country and you want advertise like, this is my heritage, but you're. You're here now. You don't have to do this.

[B]

Okay, well, we're Americans. I don't even think we're allowed to speak on that, because look at. Look at us. I mean, I go down the street. You can't go down the street here without a truck that. That's bigger than the house coming past you with American flags all over it. And, you know, American flags on the. You know, the bumper and American flags on the windows, and American flag.

[D]

The kids come out.

[B]

They're just little walking American flags. Okay?

[A]

Yeah. Well, that being said, if I saw someone wearing an American flag bucket hat just randomly down the street, I'd be like, ma', am, sir, whoever you are, please, please, this is. This is too much. You can have pride for your country. You can love what the country stands for if that's. If that's what you're. If that's what you're feeling. But you don't have to express it in bucket hat form, okay?

Unless it's July 4th. I will allow it on July 4th. But after that, like, get a grip.

[B]

You know, you're about to put a big flag on your child or your car or your pet or your street or your mailbox. Just ask yourself this. You may be proud of your country, but is your country fucking proud of you?

[D]

Okay?

[B]

Is America walking around with Ronnie faces everywhere? No, just stop it, okay? Please.

[A]

I think just in general, let's just not advance any agenda through a bucket hat. Let's just let the bucket hat be a bucket hat. We do not need to.

[B]

I think.

[A]

We don't need any advertising on it. We don't just.

[B]

I would vote for that law if you were in city council.

[F]

Keep.

[A]

Keep bucket hats neutral. Make bucket hats neutral again.

[B]

Bucket hats again.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Actually, you know what's so funny? Wait. Okay, sorry, another tangent. Back in 2000 when I was an intern on Strangers with Candy, the little cast they gave, like, at the end of the season, they gave little gifts and they gave everyone bucket hats that said Strangers with Candy on it. And so it's this cool little bucket hat that I've always had. Didn't really fit well, but I've always kept it because it's cool. It's from the show that's like, like, you know, I worked on. But now, like, it's a beloved show and I have this Strangers with Candy bucket hat. My parents went on a cruise to like, went from like Dubai down to like South Africa, some crazy cruise. And my dad was like, oh, I need a hat. So we took my Strangers with Candy bucket hat and wore. Wore that around in Dubai.

The good news is he didn't lose it. But I'm like, dad, why were you wearing.

[F]

First of all, why were you wearing.

[A]

A bucket hat, dad? Second of all, just walking around with.

[B]

The Strangers with Candy Bucket Hataris.

Representation in Dubai.

[D]

I'm a user, a boozer, and a loser.

[A]

Just some good old fashioned intern swag representing in Dubai, my dad.

[B]

So she has this super tacky hat and Mary's like, angie, that Greek hat, I'm not gonna lie, just. Just throws the outfit off and she's like, I'm gonna take it off. You're right. I just wanted to have a moment, but I'm Good.

[D]

Now I am Greek.

[B]

Isn't this the Greekest hat you've ever seen? Look how they make bucket hats in Greece.

[A]

So now Mary looks at Bronwyn and she's like, bronwyn, let me see your face shape. Yeah, take your hat off. Okay. Yeah, see, you have bucket face shape. Okay, heather. All right, YouTube, you also have, you have bucket face. Bucket face shape, huh? Yeah, because you know these. You're brainiacs, that's why. Huh? Yeah, you got, you got bucket. Bucket face shape.

[B]

That means big head, right? She's calling them a big head. And so Heather's like, well, it's not.

[D]

A butter face, but it's a step up. So a bucket you can puke in after. So at least that's good.

[B]

Mary's like, yeah, but bucket face shaped people, they're. They're really smart. You know, they're. They're really intelligent because they take a lot of information in, you know, bucket face shaped people.

[A]

And then Mary tell Mary. Mary goes on and she tells us, there's oblong face, there's pie face, there's square shape. By the way, what's pie face? That's a circle face. Like, it's not just. You're not just a circle, you're a pie.

[B]

Okay, I look, I'm looking up face shapes. I see triangle, round, square, rectangle, diamond, heart. What's this one? Oval. I don't see them called bucket face. I'm gonna say face shape.

[A]

I don't, I don't think this is official terminology. So she tells us there's oblong face, pie face, and square shaped face. I mean, square shape face. Those are the ding bats. Like, if you have a square face, just know you're a ding bat. And they just show, they keep showing. Britney.

You have a square face. You're a ding bat. This was so stupid and so hilarious.

[B]

And Heather's like, well, I've never been.

[D]

Complimented for a bucket shaped face before.

[A]

Is it like that your bucket shaped or is that your face fits in the bucket hat? Well, right.

[B]

I think it's the shape of a bucket. Like your, your face, it's wide on the top and then it's. It goes down, but it's still kind of square on the bottom. I think I would have a bucket face, right? Or do I think so Maybe I have a square face.

[A]

I can't tell. I feel like the middle. I feel like you might be more like you're square in the middle, but then you're also like round on the bottom. So like, you're like, like you know what you are? You're like. You're like pill shaped like a tablet. Like a gel. Like a gel cap.

[B]

So I would be like a pie face then. Right now I have a very rad.

[A]

No, you're not. Pie face. I think, I think, I think when people look, I think your face is more in the. It reads more circle than square. What about mine?

[B]

I think I'm actually my waddle cut off. What will I be? A bucket face?

[E]

See, look.

[B]

Bucket face. All right, let me see.

[A]

I think I'm square.

[B]

I think you're square. Yeah, I think because you have a very square jaw.

[A]

So I think square. I think, I mean, I have more square. I've got a big chin. People may not realize this, but my chin?

[B]

Yeah, you've got like a cartoon, like, hero chin.

[A]

You know, I've got like a moon. I'm like. I'm like Mac the night from. From McDonald's.

[B]

No, I think I got.

[A]

I got that chin that comes out this way.

[B]

Yeah, but it's like Prince way. Not in a moon way.

[A]

A Prince way?

[B]

Yeah, like a Disney Prince musician. Like, I have some square chin. It's not like a cartoon moon from a McDonald's commercial.

[A]

I. I used to be very self conscious about my chin. How it really.

[B]

And then people, like, go get that chin on purpose. Like, they pay to get that chin. What are you talking about? With that chin?

[A]

I used to get so self conscious about it. Then I decided, ugh, I'll just focus on my posture. I'll just be. I'll just be more self conscious.

[B]

Why would you be self conscious about that? That's like a huge. I mean, I'm not. I don't want to discount your. Your feelings, but that's. Those are stupid feelings because that's an amazing chin. Like, people pay to get that chin.

[A]

I know. I. I don't. I don't care anymore. But I had a period of time. I mean, when you die, if you.

[B]

Die first, can I have your chin? I'll put it in.

[A]

Do you know. Do you know, at one point, a friend once told me, she said while we were watching Strangers with Candy, I remember this. She said, wow, Ben, you have the flattest feet I've ever seen. And I was like, for like five years, I was self conscious about my flat feet, which is so ridiculous because it's like, who cares?

[B]

Who cares? Yeah, you can't do anything about your feet. And I've got flat feet. You know that, right? I've read Flintstone feet. They're flat. I didn't know. We have a lot in common.

[A]

Yeah. Flat feet. You know, flat feet. You know, what. What divides us?

[B]

Yeah. That's a huge divisor because we travel together a lot and that's a big thing to fight about.

[A]

Okay. But it's our flat feet that brings us back together.

[B]

Yeah. We'll be like, I hate my feet.

[D]

I ate my feet too. Let's see, Darby's and Wendy's.

[B]

Okay, so now people go sit for lunch. And Heather's like, so, Angie, how many.

[D]

Boot soles can you fit into?

[B]

Boot soles? It's some food. They're talking.

[A]

No, no boots. It wasn't. Wasn't boot soles. I think it was the name. I think it was the name of this. It looks like they're focusing on, like, a potato thing at this moment.

So that's why I don't think it was boot souls. I'm gonna look it up. Greek potato dish.

[B]

So it's just bad. It's just my note reading. Okay, so she's like, how many of.

[D]

Those can you fit in your mouth?

[B]

She's like, well, it really depends on.

[D]

The amount of them. Speaking of them, what do you ladies think about the men increase?

[B]

They are Greek.

[D]

Hey, you are Greek. My God, what's up now?

[B]

There's like, they're so hot. Are you seeing any?

[D]

That you are interest in is the question.

[B]

She's like, yeah, the one on that.

[D]

Flamingo was pretty cute.

[A]

And we see like 20 minutes earlier, like in the. Be on the. On the water, there's like this guy on a floating flamingo. Just like an average guy who just waves at them. Like his only feature is that he waves at them. And she's like, whoa, look at that.

[C]

Hottie on a flamingo.

[A]

Like this, like, low rent, like 1987, you know, version of Slash and John Stamos mixed together. I don't know.

[D]

It's kind of I around with that guy on the flamingo. No, you didn't. Shut up. Guy on the flamingo.

[A]

I know.

[C]

Did I say around? Oops.

[B]

Whoops. I guess we'll never know.

[A]

Are you Bronwyn?

[F]

Are you gonna get a number two while you're here?

[A]

You have kind of thrown that out.

[F]

Like a little bit of an open marriage. Are you going to get a phone number out here?

[C]

What?

[D]

What? No, no, no, no.

[B]

I didn't say that. I was looking into that. No, I didn't.

[F]

Yes, you did.

[B]

No, no, not at all.

[F]

You said Todd and I have to Talk about an open marriage.

[D]

No, no. Todd and I are not in an open marriage. He's happy. And that's fine. That's fine.

[A]

Right.

[F]

Now, being honest.

[D]

No, never.

[C]

I feel. Wait a second. I feel like you're very matter of.

[A]

Fact about it, right?

[B]

I am very matter of fact about it. I am. That's true.

[A]

And then Heather clutches Bronwyn's arm, which is her desire. That's the way she disarms someone before asking a nosy question.

[C]

But are you happy? Are you happy, Bronwyn?

[B]

I'm super happy.

[D]

Super happy.

[C]

Really? Really? You don't cry at night when you.

[A]

Hear the crinkle of a Werther's original opening up?

[C]

Are you really happy?

[B]

Happy, happy, happy. I'm happy.

[C]

Could you say something that maybe convinces us that you're really into Todd these days?

[B]

I am. I'm super.

[D]

I actually super adore Todd. And we're happy. And there's, like, no drama in my house. So.

[A]

The worst defense of all time. Bronwyn. Come on, Bronwyn.

[B]

Come on, Bronwyn.

[A]

There's no drama in our house, okay?

[B]

This is like. Listen, every time I'm about to root for Bronwyn, she does shit like this. Like, just say what you mean. Don't be another. We've already got another Heather. You say one thing, then the next second. That's not what you said. Then you. But we saw you say it. I mean, she does this all the time so she can drop it. I think she does it to get the other ladies talking about it so she can blame the other ladies to Todd. She's like, well, the other ladies were saying this and this and this and this. And then deny ever saying it. But, like, we see it. It's on film. Why are you denying it? You actually got total props from the entire audience for having that conversation on camera, and now you're pretending it never happened. Come on.

[A]

I think what happens is actually she has these moments where she says it, and she's very empowered, and it's very exciting for her. And then she tells. Excuse me. She tells Todd that she said it.

[D]

And Todd's like, why would you go tell that? I don't like things being told on camera.

[A]

So then she tries to fix it by denying it. And basically she, like, sort of crawls back into, like, defense. Like, into, like, the must protect Todd at all costs mode.

[B]

Yeah, I think that that's probably. That's probably true. But it's also letting Bronwyn off the hook. And she does it so she was on a podcast. I'm sorry, I don't know the name right now. I'm not trying to diss the podcast.

[A]

How to Save the World.

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, it was Joe Rogan.

[B]

It was Joe Rogan.

[A]

She just was on Love it or Leave It. That's what it was.

[B]

Oh, okay. So it must have been that. And she was saying he was asking about this. He's like, so you had this conversation on camera. What was that about? And she's like, well, well, you know, I wasn't on the plane with the ladies. Right, right. You know that, right? So I wasn't on the plane. And when that Meredith thing happened and so production was saying there, we've got.

[D]

To have all the ladies talk about.

[B]

This, you know, the drama on the plane.

[D]

So they got me in a scene.

[B]

And so when Whitney came in, I.

[D]

Just thought the scene was going to be about her asking me about Todd.

[B]

On the plane with the text because that was my drama on the plane.

[D]

Right, right.

[B]

You remember that.

[D]

So I thought the scene was going.

[B]

To be about me and Todd and so that's why I was talking so much about me and Todd on the plane. But even that doesn't make sense because didn't that start with Whitney telling her the stuff about Meredith? I mean, she just, just stopped lying. Just. These are just inconsequential lies.

[A]

She's really bobbing and weaving. Emphasis on bobbing. Because guess what? Generational Bob in that family.

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