#3142 RHOP S10E13 Part 2: Malice in Wanderland

Summary

Watch What Crappens – Episode #3142: RHOP S10E13 Part 2 – "Malice in Wanderland"

Release Date: January 5, 2026
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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Episode Overview

This episode is the second half of an in-depth, hilariously irreverent recap of The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 10, Episode 13. Ben and Ronnie skewer the cast’s spiritual self-help antics, dissect group trip logistics gone haywire, and relish the petty drama that erupts over binders, "catfish" accusations, and room assignments during a Colorado getaway. The hosts serve their signature commentary, balancing scathing mockery and affection for Bravo’s finest messes while keeping the show playful and witty.

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Main Discussion Points & Key Segments

1. Monique’s Redemption (or Not) (00:53–07:13)

• The episode opens mid-recap: Monique is attempting another “spiritual” moment to restore her image and promote her book, Love Letters to Myself.

• Host Reaction: The hosts mock the vapid nature of Monique’s affirmations, branding them “lazy.” Ronnie jokes:

  • "This is not a love letter. This is like, you know, honestly, quite lazy affirmations. This is for a lazy mom." (03:11 – Stacy)

• Monique hands out binders so the women can journal about themselves and each other—a callback to her infamous reunion binder.

• Memorable line:

  • "One thing that nobody ever needs on these shows is housewives reading. Nobody needs it. It needs—to not happen." (04:04 – Ben)

2. Binder Drama: Group Therapy Gone Awry (07:13–12:17)

• Women write anonymously about each other. Results range from empty pages (Giselle’s evaluation of Stacy is just blank) to confrontational:

  • “Wendy wrote 'fake.' F.A.K.E. with a period.” (08:49 – Ronnie impersonating Ashely)

• Ashley calls Angel “catfish” in her binder. Angel is triggered and rips out the paper, refusing to accept the label. A tense spat ensues, spotlighting ongoing grievances.

• Quote:

  • "I don't receive it. It says catfish... Not fully walking in her truth. You don't think I'm walking my truth? Why are you coming to my house?" (10:31 – Angel)

• Tensions rise as Angel threatens to uninvite Ashley from the Colorado trip. Giselle aligns with Ashley, intensifying the schism.

3. The “Catfish” Saga and Eviction Accusations (12:17–16:07)

• Angel’s frustration about being called catfish spills over.

• The phrase “catfish” becomes a recurring dig; hosts crack up over the cast’s inability to let it go:

  • "Every week, they find a new way to get ‘catfish’ in there." (12:17 – Ben)

• Ashley’s use of “evicted” to describe Angel’s housing situation offends Angel, leading to a drawn-out clarification and eventual apology.

• Apathetic apology exchange:

  • Ashley: "I apologize that the word evict came into this vernacular."
  • Angel: "As a writer, I appreciate that you use the word vernacular... and don't ever call me a Catfish again. The word is dead." (15:53–16:07)

4. Preparing for Colorado—Altitude, WAGs, and Power Dynamics (16:15–22:09)

• Angel presides as “hostess with the mostest,” giving lengthy advice about altitude sickness and water intake, claiming expert “mountain viewing person” status.

  • "[Angel] really relishes being able to tell everyone how to handle the altitude sickness. I think it gives her a sense of authority." (16:45 – Stacy)

• Transport logistics: Angel handpicks who rides with her, which the hosts see as a power play rather than an act of hospitality.

• Funny aside:

  • "I'm dressed like I'm going to Saint Tropez, and she's dressed like she's gonna dump me in the woods." (20:05 – Wendy, as paraphrased by Ben and Stacy)

5. Arrival in Colorado: A House Divided (22:29–32:52)

• The cast arrives at their (rented, not Angel's) house, and confusion reigns as Angel splits the group—some stay at the rental an hour away from her real residence, some closer.

• Hosts' interpretation:

  • "It all seemed to be orchestrated to make people mad. Like, everything she's doing is kind of orchestrated. Like, she's making an effort, but it’s just not landing." (20:34 – Ben)

• Movement and mindfulness coach “Bianca” is introduced (to snickering), and Angel announces a schedule of breathwork and wellness—a Housewife staple the hosts mock mercilessly:

  • "Can we just have a vacation? Get out of here with your breathwork. You work on your own breath." (27:14 – Ben)

6. Room Assignments: Twin Beds and Petty Payback (30:06–32:52)

• The room selection escalates tensions: Giselle and Ashley end up in the worst room—two tiny twin beds—a throwback to earlier seasons and payback for past injustices.

• Memorable reaction:

  • "No one deserves this more than Giselle and Ashley. They're such assholes. And they've done this to people." (31:35 – Ben)

• Angel’s pettiness (“gratitude is a virtue”) is noted, but the hosts observe neither Angel nor Giselle can take the treatment they love to dish out.

7. Eviction Rumors: Allusion & Cliffhanger (32:52–35:06)

• Final minutes revolve around Angel demanding rumors about her eviction be aired before anyone steps foot in her real home.

• Giselle teases she knows more but withholds details—classic Housewives deflection, leading to a chorus of speculation and a musical laugh ("Evicting Me Softly with His Rent...").

• Quote:

  • "There are 36 acres you are not allowed to speak about this topic on." (34:51 – Ben, impersonating Angel)

• The episode ends on a “to be continued,” with Angel threatening to “shut down” if the group drama isn’t resolved.

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Notable Quotes

• "Get a fucking diary. Like, I don't need it." (04:55 – Ben, on Monique’s affirmations)
• "Masturbate at home. Seriously." (05:30 – Ben, on the self-love grandstanding)
• "I want you to write about what—how you see yourself... and now the fun part. Write what you think about everyone else." (05:53 – Monique, via Stacy)
• "If you said you have to pack up all your stuff and leave, that’s like what it sounds like, Angel." (14:31 – Ben, to Angel)
• "I'm gonna evict myself." (33:22 – Giselle, leaning into the drama)
• "Evicting me softly with his rent..." (33:56 – Ronnie, singing)

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Tone and Humor

Ben and Ronnie keep their signature playful, campy, and sarcastic tone throughout, mocking grandiosity and “healing” rituals while exposing the hypocrisy and pettiness that power every group trip. The running gags about “catfish,” binders, and Angel’s quest for spiritual superiority supply endless punchlines. The episode leans heavily into playful impersonations, meta-observations about Housewives culture, and callback references to prior RHOP seasons.

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Key Timestamps

• 00:53 — Episode pickup, Monique’s reading
• 03:29 — Affirmations skewered
• 05:30 — Binder distribution and reactions
• 08:49 — The reveal: Wendy's “fake” jab
• 10:31 — Angel rips apart “catfish” comment
• 15:53 — Ashley’s non-apology, dead catfish line
• 20:05 — “Dumped in the woods” joke about Angel’s pick-up
• 27:14 — Mindfulness coach introduced, breathwork mockery
• 31:35 — Petty room assignments, twins beds for G & A
• 34:51 — Angel’s “36 acres” drama ban
• 35:06 — Cliffhanger: eviction rumors unresolved

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This is a classic Watch What Crappens deep dive: Ben and Ronnie gleefully dissect RHOP’s high-minded declarations, micro-aggressions, logistical failings, and cast hierarchy squabbles. You’ll get every juicy detail from the love letter affirmations flop to the group’s splitting up in Colorado, with plenty of biting humor and recall of past seasons. Even without watching the episode itself, you’ll feel caught up on both events and the underlying alliances, feuds, and shade.

Transcript

[Stacy]

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[Stacy]

Watch what happens. Who cares what happens when there's so much? Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

[Podcast Host 1]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens. This is is part two of a two part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one, guys. It's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay. It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So Monique is waxing poetic of that one. Yeah, yeah, the words really suck on that song. So she's talking about how long she's written this book and blah blah, blah, and she's been invited on the trip. And Angel's like, well, most of them are to stay outside on the 36 acres. I'm not even going to let them into my house. And they're like, hahaha.

[Stacy]

But even there, like she can't just say, well, most of them are going to stay outside. She's like, on the 36 acres. I'm like, angels just. You're trying so hard. So hard.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. So now let's see, Stacy comes and mo' Nique is saying that she's going to read first. And she's like, basically everybody just comes. I don't know, I don't need to read every single thing. So Monique's like, I invited everybody because I want them to see the other side of Monique because they were left with a different version of myself. And I'm so honored that they would come. And so we see clips of the incident with Candace, not the part where Giselle pushes Candace into Monique, which started that whole fight, which would have been fun. But yeah, we're going to talk about all of how she's totally different now, which I don't really believe. I don't need you to be different. Just be the Same Monique.

[Stacy]

I believe Monique has perspective now, but this entire scene that she does, she did like a million times when she was a full time housewife. How many times did she gather people together and then she would, like, read something or just like, kind of like suck all the air up the room and like, have like a faux spiritual moment? Like, it was like, this was a very standard Monique Samuel scene. So D. Carter comes out and she says, you know, she introduces mo' Nique. And Monique is saying how she's been on a journey, and so she's going to read. She's going to read the next Herb. So she goes, she's like, well, one of the things that I always do, I, I, I always write love letters to myself, which is the title of the book. So this was actually one of the first letters that I wrote. Okay, here we go. Okay. Dear, you be free. Free to think, free to be, free to express with no shame. I walk tall. I stand proud. I call bullshit when I hear it. This is not a love letter. This is like, you know, honestly, quite lazy affirmations. This is for a lazy mom. Honestly, I think a love letter is.

[Podcast Host 1]

Post it now. This could have been a. Post it on your.

[Stacy]

Dear, dear me, you're hot. I love you. I want to take you to dinner. Let's go to dinner to McDonald's and have a Big Mac and not feel bad about it. And let's have five of those Big Macs. Oh, yeah, let's do it. Like, that's, I think more of a.

[Podcast Host 1]

And she keeps, she keeps changing perspective. She says, dear, you be free. Free to think, free to be. Free to express with no shame. I walk tall. Okay, Are you talking to you or I? Who are we talking to? So Giselle's just applying lip gloss, which is really funny. And because one thing that nobody ever needs on these shows is housewives reading. Nobody needs it. It needs, needs to not happen. And that, that is, Today is no different. Everybody's like, yawnster. Yeah, yawn.

[Stacy]

Well, because, you know, what's going on for 30 minutes, like, just empty affirmations. I don't know how many times I can say affirmations on this episode, but that's. We have a lot of them. It's just like these very, like, facile, you know, proclamations like, stand in your light. Be. Follow your dreams. Walk on that sidewalk we call life. And when the sidewalk ends, hashtag Shel Silverstein, you step on that road, and that's a road that's going to take you down a Path. A road and a path at the same time. Because they're all going to take us on a journey. And at the end of the journey, you're going to find a new you. And you love that you. But you know what you also love is T and V, the letters that are beside you. Because you can't get there without a village. A village of letters and village V, which is the letter to you.

[Podcast Host 1]

Get a fucking diary. Like, I don't need it. So they're all talking about how long winded this is. Stacy says, I'm loving this event, but there's a lot of self. Yeah, a lot of self. I played dressed up for long enough. I'm free. Is now love your highest self. Oh, my God. I do love my highest self. You know why? Because I'm high. That's why.

[Stacy]

Listen, everybody's free to feel good.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, my God. Masturbate at home. Seriously. So Monique now has bags for everybody, and she's like, you all know me as the binder bitch. And they all look scared because the binder was famously where Monique whipped out a binder at the reunion with receipts on everybody, most namely Giselle and her cheating fake husband.

[Stacy]

So they all open up their bags and they have a binder. And now they have to write in the binder. I want you to write about what? How you see yourself. So they have to write. And meanwhile, you know, all the other guests the table just have at this event have to just sit there and watch seven women write in a binder. Like, okay. And now everyone's like, okay, cool. That was fun. I wrote about myself. And then she's like, and now the fun part. I want you to write what you think about everyone else on the cast under their tabs. And everyone's like, like, this is like a lot of writing. This is like a lot of writing that's like.

[Podcast Host 1]

And it's a lot of passing binders around to read the other bind. Like, you have to go through everybody's binder and read everybody's tab. Monique, this is too long. This is too long. You need something that can take place during appetizers.

[Stacy]

You need to do stuff that you do ahead of time. It's like a cooking show. You know, when they've got something in the oven already, a swap out. That's what we need with these binders. So, you know, all these people sitting there have to sit and watch for, like, 25. It's got to be 20 minutes to write all that stuff. So they write it. Okay? So finally, the Magic of editing. Fast forward. And everyone has written what they're. What they've written. And Giselle is like, well, for me to be at a place where I love a binder is crazy. And if Monique does not get binders by Monique by now, there's a problem. Monique, start marketing your things, girl.

[Podcast Host 1]

Okay, so now she shuffles the binders, and now they have to read from the binders, basically. And Monique's like, let the healing begin. Okay, who got Stacy's binder? And so now Giselle. This. The Giselle tab. So Stacy. Giselle reads it, and she says. Stacy said, I get that you don't trust people easy. I hope you can do better. I didn't get a second page. Damn. It was getting good.

[Stacy]

And Monique is like, well, like, well, I wonder what Giselle got to think about Stacy. So Stacy. Stacy turns to Giselle's, and Giselle's behind her. She turns to the. The Stacy tab, and there's nothing there. It's just blank. Which is the ongoing theme with Giselle and Stacy.

[Podcast Host 1]

Stacy considers herself lucky. She's like, I love it. I'll take it.

[Stacy]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1]

So what does Ashley think about Stacy? So we see Ashley's. And angel reads hers. Stacy is complicated, confused, nurturing, and fun. Complicated, confused, nurturing, and fun. So Stacy's like, I'll take that. I will take that as well.

[Stacy]

Yeah, she's okay with that. So now Wendy's Biner binder, and it's the Kierna tab. So Ashley reads. It's kind of hard. It's easy when you watch it. Easy. But it's funny when you say it. It's like, is Wendy's binder? And where she's going to talk about Kierna? And Ashley's gonna read it.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. Someone else is gonna read your thoughts on someone else.

[Stacy]

It's.

[Podcast Host 1]

Come on, man.

[Stacy]

It's a convoluted game. So Ashley is. Ashley is like, well, something I found.

[Podcast Host 2]

Interesting in Dr. Wendy's book was under case tab, and she wrote fake F, a K, E with a period.

[Stacy]

And Kiana's like, but my bags are real. Everyone's like, was there a joke about this?

[Podcast Host 1]

Isn't married to medicine? We don't care.

[Stacy]

Yeah, that's later tonight. So Stacy is. Stacy's like, can I have the mic, please? Okay, so I want to go back to what Wendy said. Why did you say that K was fake? And Kieran was like, yes, please. Elaboration. So Wendy's like, well, I feel like before we resumed as a group, me and Kay were in a good space. And then once we resumed, now she has a problem with me. And. And so that just comes off as fake to me. Meaning we were friends. And then we started filming, and she knew she had to step it up this season, so she just had to come at me to have a storyline.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. So then it's the Ashley tab. And so Ashley believes that she's bubbly. She's a bad bitch. Growing and glowing to be the best. Wait, who wrote this? Ashley's binder. Ashley tab.

[Stacy]

Oh.

[Podcast Host 1]

This is what Ashley thinks of herself. She's a bad bitch. She's growing and glowing to be the best mother, sister, friend, daughter, human I can ever be. Please stop singing. I'm sorry. That was mine. And Giselle says, I don't think angel agrees. So then we see what angel wrote. It says, disappointing period. Strong mother, resilient, petty. So.

[Stacy]

So then angel, she takes. And then. And then, like, okay, so angel takes it and rips it out. And they're like, why did you rip out. Why'd you rip that out? And she's like, because I don't receive it. It says catfish. Oh. Because that's what.

[Podcast Host 1]

So that's what Ashley wrote about her.

[Stacy]

About Angel. Angel, Right. So angel is like. She's like, I don't receive it because it says catfish. Not fully walking in her truth. You don't think I'm walking my truth? Why are you. Why are you coming to my house? Maybe you should revisit that decision. And Wendy's like, so, is Ashley still invited to Colorado? She goes, you know what, Ms. Wendy? I have put so much love and thought and care into this trip. And for every single person here, and for someone to question who I am or my motives or why I would continue to put that time, love and effort into them, that's just hurtful.

[Podcast Host 1]

So Giselle's like, oh, God, Angel. Angel's doing. Using this house like her wedding. Like, oh, if you're mean to me, you're not gonna be invited to my wedding. You're not gonna come to my bridal shower. You're not gonna come to my party before the bridal shower. About the bridal show, it's like, oh, my God, stop holding your fucking wedding over my head. It's something I have to spend thousands of dollars on for you. Okay? Like, do me a favor and just leave me at home.

[Stacy]

Well, and also, she is the one who created this catfish monster. That thing that when Giselle said, you know, said basically was like a catfish. It was. She was saying, it in a shady way. It was shady but jokey. And it was also because angel put, like, heavily doctored the photo of herself, and she did. And then she acted like she didn't. And then when Giselle was like, listen, I didn't really mean to make you cry. I was just being shady. They had that. First of all, they had a resolution that night, and it seemed good. And then the next morning, she was crying about it, and Giselle give. Gave an apology. And then she kept bringing it up, and then she brought up again after she said she was over with it. And then she started saying it was Wendy who said it initially. So it was angel who keeps on bringing up the catfish thing, making it to a big deal. And now at this point, the women are just. They. They see that this is her weak spot. This is the thing that sets her off.

[Podcast Host 1]

So Ashley goes, find a different way to say catfish every week. Every week, they find a new way to get catfish in there.

[Stacy]

Like, you. You kind of, like, did not manage the situation. You let it get out of control.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, it's time for a commercial. It's time for a Grappens commercial. And so Giselle's like, well, Angela, this is my ride or die, my bestie. And if she's not invited, I would like to not be invited as well. And Angel's like, okay. So Giselle goes, we haven't even done anything to you, Angela. Yes, you have. Yes, you've been nasty since the start, so stop it.

[Stacy]

Listen, I. I'm gonna come. You know, I come for angel about the situation. But let's not act like Giselle. You and Ashley are no angels either. Okay?

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. Giselle and Ashley were being dicks about the. The catfish thing. It's just that, cat. The woman can't take a little joke, you know, like, come on, as I'm tired. But also because this book has been read for 90 hours, so that could. That. It's also. It's also Monique's fault. So she's like, okay, well, this wasn't. Oh, sorry, go ahead.

[Stacy]

I was gonna say, it's just funny also that Giselle's claiming Ashley as her bestie now. Like, I still remember the first episode of this entire series. And I'll tell you one thing. Ashley was not her bestie back then. It's just because there's no Robin. So Giselle has to. And there's no Karen. There's no. There's no one. So she just has to cling. It's either going to be Wendy or Ashley. So she's like, I'm gonna go with Ashley. Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1]

So Monique's like, well, that took a turn. I didn't think it was going to. Okay, well, enjoy. Love letters from versions of myself. Okay, thanks, everybody. A great event, Monique. So angel is like, well, when I showed up to Pomic and Ponies, I was late, and I was flustered. You know, sometimes when your husband doesn't want to show up to something and blah, blah, blah. He said, we'll get there when we get there. And then. Then Ashley comes up and asked me if I was evicted. And that is offensive. That is offensive.

[Stacy]

Yeah. And Giselle's like, who's talking about me? And Stacy's like, well, I think Ashley should listen to this. So Monique's explaining that, like, angel was offended by the eviction comment. And now she goes, well, the way.

[Podcast Host 2]

It sounded, it sounds like that's what happened. Because if you said that you have to pack up all your stuff and leave, that's like, what it sounds like, Angel.

[Stacy]

And she goes, well, what happened is for everybody who needs to know, the lease ended before we expected it to. And then we were told to get out of the house right away, and that's it. And that's all that happened.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, did you know that mart's supposedly has 30 days?

[Stacy]

That is just ridiculous.

[Podcast Host 1]

We were expecting 60.

[Stacy]

Wendy's like, well, I want you to know if. If you know these women, you wouldn't take it to heart. And I know it takes time, but that's just the shade. Like, Ashley has told me crazy about myself, and I'm like, shut the hell up. And then you move on. Which.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, yeah, but, like, when he's so.

[Stacy]

Good at moving on, she's the chill one. As we sat through three seasons of her being angry at Giselle and Robin about, like, the Did Eddie cheat thing. Like, I. And, you know, I would be.

[Podcast Host 1]

That was a big.

[Stacy]

Like, a big thing. But also, like, she. She. It carries over with her for a while.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. Wendy has learned to kind of go with it, but it's taken a long time for Wendy to learn for sure. So for her to be like, oh, come on, it's all just fun is hilarious. So Monique is saying, okay, well, Ashley, can you acknowledge that the use of that word offended her? She goes, yes, Angel, I apologize that the word evict came into this vernacular.

[Stacy]

And Angel's like, as a writer, I appreciate. Appreciate that you use the word vernacular. And I accept that. Thank you for such a thorough apology. And don't ever call me a Catfish again, the word is dead.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah.

[Stacy]

So just all go.

[Podcast Host 1]

So are we going to have catfish in Colorado? Wow. So now they have to go back to him.

[Stacy]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1]

So now it's 12 hours later, and. And we're at Stacy and Stacy's house, and she calls angel, and she's like, so what was this warning about altitude? And this becomes a big thing. Like, oh, my God, in Colorado. Colorado was so high. You're all gonna die. Please drink water. Don't have more than one drink. It becomes a huge thing, which you are. Everybody tells you when you go to Colorado, like, you know, the regular things, but they really. They really play it up in this episode. Yeah.

[Stacy]

Angel. Well, I think. I think also it is a thing. It is a thing. But I feel like angel really relishes being able to tell everyone how to handle the altitude sickness. I think it gives her a sense of, like, authority, like. And, like, I know I've been here. I've done this before. As an elder wag, I can tell you about altitude sickness. You know, I've had to come to Colorado so many times. I travel so much as being someone married to a football player and being a writer occasionally. So I definitely make sure that before you come, you are drinking, like, double the amount of water you consume on a daily basis. And even the morning back from Maryland, this morning I woke up, and I was just, like, super thirsty. So I'm just saying this as someone who understands. I'm someone who's been around a mountain. I've seen a mountain before. As a mountain viewing person, I just giving you a little bit of advice. Drink a lot of water.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, you're gonna need it, guys.

[Stacy]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1]

So they go over altitude stuff. And angel is saying, you know, I'm so excited to see how people experience my world. I buil the state, and Stacy is like, wow. I hear joy in her voice. It's almost like she found a sweater with a camel on it. And so then we're at the airport, and Wendy's like, where's the person whose twip it is? Where's Angel?

[Stacy]

And Tia's like, she's gotten to Colorado already. She's getting everything set up for us. And Wendy's like, I've never heard of us not flying together somewhere. I'm like, wasn't there an entire trooper? Robin showed up, like, a day late because she missed the flight. Like. Like, wasn't she always late to the airport? Wasn't that, like, the thing? Yeah, they just have very selective memory about these things, so they are gonna fly and. And then Wendy and. And Stacy. Or I'm sorry, Stacy and Kieran are like, sitting next to each. Or T and Stacy are sitting next to each other. And Wendy's like, oh, my God, Hell is frozen over. Whoa. So now they go to Colorado. You made it to Colorado. Nothing happened. Nothing funny happened in the airport. They just got to Colorado. And Monique is having a moment where she's like, wow. Like, I'm just hitting me. I'm a little scared. I'm like, I like traveling alone. This is crazy. So she's having a moment. Cause she hasn't been on a girls trip in years and years.

[Podcast Host 1]

So we get to Colorado and Angel's there, and she's being nice to everyone. She's like, hi, everybody. I've got a cowboy hat. And everyone's like, oh, my God, look at her smiling. And Stacy says, angel must have taken one of my gummies because she's looking happy. I love this Angel. Poor Angel. All she does is say hi. And they're like, oh, my God. It's like Angels out of the mental hospital.

[Stacy]

She's so happy now. So she has arranged, like, two vans, and then she also has her big pickup truck that she has brought to pick some people up. And Wendy's like, it feels like there's like 10 cars.

[Podcast Host 1]

Doesn't it feel like there's 10 cars?

[Stacy]

It's like a whole structure van. I kind of feel like she wants to show off her pickup truck. So instead of having a sprinter van, they have just all these vans. It's a motorcade to go into the mountains. So Wendy is like, angel, why is it just me and you in the car with Stacy? Because angel has said, like, okay, you're. Everyone's gonna go in these vans except for Wendy and Stacy are gonna come in my pickup truck. And Wendy's like, why is this happening? Why. Why did I get. No one wants to be the one selected by. By angel in any of these events. Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1]

And she's like, I'm dressed like I'm going to Saint Tolpay central pay. And she's dressed like she's gonna dump me in the woods. It's not matching. Why does she not. Stacey's with me, she says, but Stacy's with me. And I know I can one faster than Stacy. So if anything happens, she's gonna get Stacy first.

[Stacy]

Yeah, that's true. They show Stacy, like, doing like, the. The giddy up thing with the. At the rec center. Why? I'm surprised she didn't take Kierna in the car. That was an odd. Odd choice.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. I don't. I don't really know. I don't know why angel does what she does. I do know this. It all bores me because all of this seemed to be. It all seemed to be orchestrated to make people mad. Like, everything she's doing is kind of orchestrated. Like, she's making an effort, but it's just not landing, you know? So we go to. We go to the cars, and the. The husband is calling Ang. Stacy's like, well, we were going to answer the phone, but I thought maybe we shouldn't do that. You really don't have much of a sense of humor.

[Stacy]

She's like, yeah, yeah. She's like, yeah, don't answer for Bobby. I'm the only one who could speak to Bobby. Listen, this is wag privilege being able to talk to Bobby. So unfortunately, you guys are not wags and can't do this. So then they're driving on the way, and so angel kind of turns to Wendy, and she's like, Ms. Wendy, I like you. And we have things between us that we need to hash out. But said, generally, I like you as a person. Which I'm like, who the. Like, what an thing to say. Generally, I like you as a person. Like, what the. She's like, I. She's on, like, a power trip on this. On this trip.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yes, she's on.

[Stacy]

Right.

[Podcast Host 1]

I'm telling you, this is what it is. It's the same thing. Like, we're coming to my house, and it's my wedding, and I do what I want. Oh, good. House.

[Stacy]

And I've given you the privilege of being in the front seat of this pickup truck. And I'm gonna tell you that. Like, I'm gonna tell you that you are privileged to be in this carriage right now and that I like you. Generally speaking, almost to implying, like, if you work harder, I might like you all the way. And it's like, no, no, Angel.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. So Wendy's like, well, I don't know why Angel's now inundating me now with love, but it's a little too late. I love Wendy's laugh, but I can't do. I was doing it last night. I'm like, so they're asking if there's going to be food, and Angel's like, oh, there will be a chef.

[Stacy]

Okay.

[Podcast Host 1]

A wandering chef. And I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Giselle and Ashley will share a room together. And then we get Wendy's laugh again. I start cracking up. So now we go to another car, and Jazzy is saying, oh, my gosh, we're getting so high. And Karen is like, I feel great. Did you guys take a pill? I took a pill, yeah.

[Stacy]

And they're like, no, we didn't take that pill. And Karen's proud of herself. She's like, colorado is one mile above sea level, and angel warned us that we would get to some altitude sickness. So in preparation, I wanted to pop some meds just in case. And so she's, like, really happy. She's like, oh, my God, I prepped so well. And Jazzy's like, hey, can you let me know about. Did anything happen at Monique's that I should know about since I wasn't at that event? And Giselle's basically like, well, I don't know whether you know this or not, but angel was evicted. She's also just gonna keep on saying evicted. Jazz is like. She's like.

[Podcast Host 2]

She was like, no, she wasn't evicted. First of all, she was not evicted. Giselle, you need to cut this. You know, it wasn't. I'm asking you to leave. It was just like a thank you. It's been fun, but the lease is over. That's all it was.

[Stacy]

And Giselle's like, well, I have a totally different view of that, but I want to keep it to myself for now until that's a group scene after we've been established. Here comes one right now.

[Podcast Host 1]

So then we go to another car, and Monique is talking about how she's getting along really well with Karen and Angel, but she got a little worried for angel at Potomac and Ponies because she said that her husband didn't want to come, and so now she's having flashbacks to her husband Chris. And Monique says, you know, reminds me of one person doing everything. And I don't know if it's the same situation, but some of the ingredients look very similar to the recipe, or, she says, very similar to the recipe. I was similar. I just wrote a book.

[Stacy]

Okay.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, I just wrote a book that's very similar to this. And I was stuck in my illusion, so her marriage probably sucks too.

[Stacy]

I have a love letter for myself. This is a letter from me to you. I love you, which is why I'm literally putting you in the word similar. Similar. So then Kierna says that. She's like. She tells Giselle, okay, beyond our best behavior. Okay, you make me proud. This is why I got in the car with you, so we can have a little pep talk. You, you know, be well, don't be mean to Angel. And Giselle's like, angel has huge shoes to fill because the Nevis Nevis was five star, top to bottom, head to toe. I'm like, was it. Was it five star? Because I seem to remember you guys went into town and it was like two souvenir shops, like, by the beach, and you guys went back to your Airbnb.

[Podcast Host 1]

But it does answer why Kieran was put in the car with Giselle because Angel was like, you better talk to Giselle and tell her to behave. So I guess we have an answer to that one. And so then we go back with Ashley, Tia and Monique, and they're talking about not having service. There's only WAG service out here. Sorry, shackles.

[Stacy]

Only for elder wags. Yeah, five.

[Podcast Host 1]

Five WAG service.

[Stacy]

That's it.

[Podcast Host 1]

Sorry, guys.

[Stacy]

WAG Ryzen only for WAG Rising subscribers.

[Podcast Host 1]

So they get to this. Are we at the house yet?

[Stacy]

No, Please go. Long time driving.

[Podcast Host 1]

Let's just go to the house. Let's fast forward to the house, because I can't. Okay, so they start, they see this house, and Ashley's like, wait a minute, is this Angel's house? And no, it's not. And she goes, oh, wait. So we get a rented house. So she has rented them a house, right?

[Stacy]

So angel has made this whole to do about the fact that she doesn't want to bring Ashley's bad juju into her house. And turns out they're not even going to her house in the first place. And actually, that's basically what Ashley says. She's like, thought that's where we were going. So Angel's like, okay, everyone, I want to introduce Bianca. She is Wonderland Outdoors, head movement and mindfulness guide. And she's going to stand next to me while I take you guys to your different rooms for now.

[Podcast Host 1]

What a job. What a job. You're nodding right now. Thank you. Thank you, head movement. Thank you, movement. Thank you, head movement specialist. Thank you.

[Stacy]

She's not Jenny Slate, but she does kind of look like her. But we want to have. We like to have employees on our roster who look like Jenny Slate. That does Marcel the shell impersonation.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's who Bromwood should hire on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. A head movement specialist.

[Stacy]

And it's really funny that you would say that because last time I checked, I did try to do that and you didn't allow it, and that's fine.

[Podcast Host 1]

And just a reminder, girls, one drink here is like two drinks anywhere Else. So once you're done nibbling, we'll check out your rooms and then we' do some breath work and then I'll leave you to relax. Breath work? Shut up. Can we just have a vacation? Get out of here with your breath work. You work on your own breath. Okay? We've already had the Stacy storyline. I don't need more breath work.

[Stacy]

I just love how the person who is most self proclaimed into all this, like, self help, self healing, self care, is the one who is the mopiest on the show. So. Yeah, so. So Angel's like, and then I'm gonna go back to my house. And they're like, well, Monique's like, well, why aren't. Why aren't we at your house? Because, well, it's just. It's just not enough space. But some people are at my house and some people are here, and you can tell some. It's like the Hunger Games. No one. No one wants to volunteer.

[Podcast Host 1]

No one wants to be in the house. Oh, my God.

[Stacy]

Everyone wants to stay here. And Giselle's like, oh, okay. Well, Giselle, of all people goes, girls, trips. Girls stay together. We function together. And you piecing out, you're going to your home and you're taking some of the girls with you. Like, what is this? I'm like, it sounds like it's that trip where you and Robin got a hotel room in the middle of it because you didn't like your rooms. Is that what it sounds like?

[Podcast Host 1]

Or the party that you had but didn't let anybody come into your house and made them sit outside?

[Stacy]

Yeah, that's what it sounds like.

[Podcast Host 1]

Giselle says, well, we're here and we're gonna have a grand old time. So they cheers. And Angel's like, okay, well, there are room assignments, and then I have a really nice welcome party for you guys, and then you'll be able to come to my house. So Tia and Kay are gonna go with her.

[Stacy]

And Stacy's so bummed by the way. Tia's like, oh, that's exciting. I get to be far away with K and angel, an hour away from all the other fun girls. Yay.

[Podcast Host 2]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1]

Cause it's an hour away. We find out the house, she got them a house that's an hour away from her house. Now. That's the craziest thing that's happened.

[Stacy]

That's where it's crazy.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's nuts.

[Stacy]

So, yeah, like, when. When Giselle and Robin got that hotel room, they just were in town. They were like 20 minutes away, but, like, an hour away. It's like, you could not find another house closer than. I mean, I guess maybe, maybe not. I mean, it is the great outdoors out. You know, it's Colorado, but still, at that point, I just don't say your own house. Get a house where you can all stay, including you. And then you can take everyone to your house. You can have dinner at your house, and you all go back. Like, you do it. Yeah, it is weird.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. This is a fail. This is a super weird fail. And Monique's like, do you not like us? And she goes, no, I like you a lot. It's just space. It's just space. So Monique's like, what's up with all this gas we're wasting? I mean, we're driving so far away from the airport. We have to go to this house and drive another hour to get to your house. When we thought we were going to be staying at your house. We're not even staying in her home.

[Stacy]

So Ash is like, okay, well, let's get our rooms. Okay. So now they go look at the rooms. And. And, like, here. Stacy's room is right here and has a view, and it's beautiful, and there's a tub, and it's gorgeous. And then. And then all of a sudden, like, this. This room tour stops because Wendy's like, everyone look at Kieran is, like, sweating and crying and, like, out of it. And they're like, what's going on with Kieran? Just suddenly. Did you think she's. Did she think she's on a billboard somewhere?

[Podcast Host 1]

Because Kierna stood up after when they were going to look at their rooms, and she's like, oh, my God, you guys, be careful, because I just had one shot, and it feels like three. So I guess Kieran did get wasted because of the al. The. The height or whatever.

[Stacy]

The height. And she's also on some pill that I'm not sure it was the right pill to take or.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, I don't know what it is. So she starts crying. So they start looking at the other rooms, and Stacy definitely got the best room. And then we see.

[Stacy]

Let's see the whole downstairs, too, by the way. She winds up with the whole. The whole basement. She got, like, a rec room down there. But ultimately, what really matters in all of this is that Giselle and Ashley get put in the small. It's the smallest room that has two twin beds in it, which is a total throwback to the first season. Ashley's Rehoboth home with twin beds for Giselle and Robin. And Giselle is not happy. Ash is not happy either, but Giselle's really not happy.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, and they deserve it. Giselle. No one deserves this more than Giselle and Ashley. They're such assholes. And they've done this to people. They've both done this to other people. And just watching how Giselle treated Stacy on her last trip, she deserves it. And I love watching it. And just watching how they get like, oh, we are not. How dare she? How dare she? I'm not staying like this. Well, listen, you're the one who says this is just housewives. So you're addicted somebody. And she does this to you. You have to suck it up. Like, what are you gonna do?

[Stacy]

Didn't they do this also? Did Mia do this to Karen once? And so Karen was like, I'm not gonna stay in this room. So she slept on the sofa in the living room instead. Like, they. Every. Every season, they do this to each other. Yeah, everyone gets out of the room.

[Podcast Host 1]

So now they check out Wendy's big rec room, and she not only has, like, a little full size bed, but she also has a bunk bed down there. And they're like, well, why didn't they at least get this room? You know?

[Stacy]

Yeah, they should. I mean, clearly that's where they should have been together. But, you know, angel was being petty. And you know what? She's owed at least a little bit of pettiness. But the thing is that she just can't take the pettiness in return. I guess no one can, because obviously Giselle can't either.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, they can't take it either. But I love that angel just goes, gratitude is a virtue. I hope you're happy. If you're not, I'm so sorry.

[Stacy]

Yeah. So then Giselle's like. Giselle's like, really, really not happy. And Monique is like, well, she got her lick back. And Giselle's like, look back for what? Look back for what? Like, that's weird. That's weird. I haven't even done anything. And Monique's like, well, it was the Ashley eviction situation. She goes, well, but she got evicted. And she was like, no, wait, wait, guys, no, no, no, don'. I'm gonna evict myself. And Angel's like, well, you should, because what didn't happen. What didn't happen is me getting evicted.

[Podcast Host 1]

Well, we have more information about that die. And I'm gonna leave that right there. She goes, oh, but you don't. She goes, yes, we do. And she goes, yeah, we do.

[Stacy]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1]

So Jazzy's like, what is going on with Giselle? She said she was going to behave. This is not behaving. So angel says, what's your information? And she's like, well, it's not my information to tell. It is only my information to lord over your head until somebody else tells it. And now she's like, it's not my information either. By the way, I've got a song.

[Podcast Host 2]

Evicting me softly with his rent. Kicking me out of the house.

[Podcast Host 1]

I like that.

[Stacy]

They are suddenly acting like they can't say the. They're. They're just saying that's not their information to tell us. That way they can pretend like they were. They were like being somewhat. I can't think of the right word is like. Like, careful with this. You know, like mindful, Subtle. Yeah. That being like, whose information is it?

[Podcast Host 1]

Wendy's? Because Wendy was the one who said that she had the friend that heard that she was looking for a. Something that looked $50,000, but it was $2,000 or something like that.

[Stacy]

Yeah. So Angel's like, I'm gonna tell you guys right now that if we don't get this out, I'm gonna shut down. Because what. What's not gonna happen is people coming to my home, having crazy lies about me and spreading toxic energy on my property, which includes various books that I've written. So who has more information?

[Podcast Host 1]

There are 36 acres you are not allowed to speak about this topic on. And she says, because I got to. I gotta hear this before you guys enter. Stepped through the threshold of my home. You will not speak of this in my home.

[Stacy]

Oh, Lord. So funny. Angel is just so ridiculous. But that was the. To be continued. It's a cliffhanger. We'll have to see what happens on the ongoing saga of Angel's eviction.

[Podcast Host 1]

All right, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being with us. It has been a really good time. We are going to move over to Married to Medicine now. So that'll be up later. Also, Crappy Hour is tonight at 5:30 and Amazon Live is at 4pm today. So we'll see you and we'll. I already said we'll see you, so we'll see you. Bye.

[Stacy]

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