Watch What Crappens: Below Deck Med S10E15 Part 2: F Boy Cryland

Podcast: Watch What Crappens
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Episode: #3146
Date: January 6, 2026

Episode Overview

In this lively recap, Ben and Ronnie continue their trenchant, hilarious breakdown of "Below Deck Mediterranean" Season 10, Episode 15. The duo gleefully dig into the fallout from last episode’s F-boy drama triangle, dissecting the contentious relationships aboard, mocking questionable management decisions, and lampooning the charter guests’ requests. They champion self-respect, scrutinize cast misconduct, and drop signature, meme-able wisecracks along the way, all while capturing the chaos that makes both "Below Deck Med" and "Watch What Crappens" cult favorites.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. V, Kizzy, and Joe: Aftermath of the Love Triangle

• V confronts Kizzy about the kiss with Joe. V feels Kizzy’s apology is half-hearted and remains upset.
  • Kizzy stands by her actions: “I don’t feel guilty about it because we had the connection. Like, it was fun, so what do you want?” (01:39)
  • Honesty prevails: Kizzy admits, “No, I don’t regret the kiss.” (02:05)
• Ronnie’s Take: Both V and Kizzy “fell for the tricks of a fuckboy, but Kizzy doesn’t care that he’s a fuckboy because she’s a fuckgirl.”
• Ben (Michelle) counters: V still has a right to confront Kizzy about violating their friendship, regardless of Joe's predictability as a heartbreaker.
• Hosts agree on self-worth: Ronnie urges, “You both are terrible human beings... I don’t want to get mad, but I don’t want to be with him, and you’re gross, I don’t want to be your friend.” (06:54)
• Resolution: V, empowered, tells both Joe and Kizzy to “fuck off,” finally putting herself first, which the hosts celebrate: “I’ve been waiting 10 years on this show for someone to have that reaction.” (07:28)

2. New Charter Guests: “Spanish Night” and Yacht Demands

• Introducing the new charter: Michael and Valerie Lopez, their friends, and two guests from Alaska – “just normies, not Ryan Seacrest and Kelly.” (08:54)
• Expectations: They ask for a traditional “ubidico jamon” carver for Spanish night. The hosts lampoon production for forcing the chef, Josh, to fill this unfamiliar, specialist role: “They want to humiliate the chef. Poor guy.” (09:31, 09:20)
• Josh’s anxiety: He’s not trained for this, and the hosts wonder why production doesn’t just hire a pro.

3. Empowerment & V’s Growth

• V seeks advice from Aisha: Finds out the kiss story doesn’t add up, and Aisha had bluntly told everyone involved that the behavior sucked. (10:11)
• V’s self-respect arc: She references a bond with a late boyfriend who set her standards high. Her line: “If you’re not bond quality, what am I even here for?” becomes a favorite for the hosts. (14:00)
  • Ronnie: “I’m gonna start dating people and just being like, I’m sorry, but you’re not bond quality. No go.” (14:00)
  • Michelle: “You just have to keep your standards high… because if you lower your standards, you wind up with people like Joe.” (15:28)

4. Max’s Ongoing Incompetence

• Max frustrates the crew with his refusal to enforce safety (letting intoxicated guests on jet skis), and his general mopey, scattered attitude. (25:42, 26:21)
  • Ronnie: “He should have been fired right then and there.” (25:42)
  • Ben: “If I’m a charter guest, I don’t want this person in charge of my safety. Get Gail. Let her drop an anvil on her foot again or whatever it was last season, but I still trust her.” (26:21)
• Recurring theme: Crew and hosts express desire for Max to be fired and replaced by trusted previous cast member Gail. (27:16, 36:31)

5. Demands for Professionalism & Emotional Tiring

• Overdone “walls down” narrative: Ben and Ronnie mock the “breaking down walls” trope among the cast: “Can we retire on this season the discussion of breaking walls down?” (15:59)
• V and Max's workplace drama: V vents about Max’s “period more than I’ve ever been” — even the other crew gets tired of the drama. (30:49)

6. Chef Josh’s Ham Disaster

• Ham carving debacle: Chef Josh, untrained, butchers the Iberico ham for guests, who are unimpressed.
  • Guest: “Wow, you really don’t know how to do this, huh?” (35:10)
  • Hosts: “That was some thick ham.” (34:18)
  • Ben: “It’s so embarrassing because the guest is standing right there, like, wow, you really don’t know how to do this, huh? And he’s like, I watched a YouTube [video].” (35:10)
  • Guests awkwardly reassure: “Well, you have to start somewhere.” (35:42)

7. Miscellaneous Moments & Humor

• Crew mishaps: Nathan gets bonked by the yacht crane, to the hosts’ glee: “I love that that crane is like the audience.” (32:25)
• Kizzy’s “titty milk” comment: Ronnie: “Just don’t fuck that lady’s husband, please.” (21:26)
• Joe’s emotional whiplash: After sobbing for V earlier, Joe is soon joking and bullfighting with Kizzy: “Clearly all that, all that’s bullshit.” (23:32)
• Card game analogy: Ronnie: “It seems like a card game where it’s like, okay, I have played the walls are down card, the vulnerable card, and the triggered card. Are we getting married yet?” (16:15)
• Hosts’ mutual exasperation: Ronnie (on Max): “I can’t believe on a show all about working, they’ve kept Max for this long. This is crazy.” (36:43)

Notable Quotes by Timestamp

• On the F-boy love triangle:

  • Ronnie: “You both fell for the tricks of a fuckboy, but Kizzy doesn’t care that he’s a fuckboy because she’s a fuckgirl.” (02:37)
  • Ben: “Her relationship with Kizzy has nothing to do with Joe’s behavior… Kizzy was a friend, and V has the right to be like, yeah, what’s wrong with you?” (04:49)
  • Ronnie: “You saw a choke warning and you ate the chicken bone.” (05:34)

• On standards in love:

  • V (quoted by hosts): “If you’re not bond quality, what am I even here for?” (14:00)
  • Ronnie: “I’m gonna start dating people and just being like, I’m sorry, but you’re not bond quality. No go.” (14:00)

• On Max:

  • Ronnie: “He should have been fired right then and there.” (25:42)
  • Ben: “Every time Max is on screen, I get annoyed and I’m repulsed and I’m just like, please leave. Go back to your ayahuasca retreat. Go back to your hypnosis. I cannot have you on my television any longer.” (27:37)

• On ham carving disaster:

  • Chef Josh: “I watched a YouTube [video].” (35:10)
  • Guest: “Well, you have to start somewhere.” (35:42)

• On recurring emotional tropes:

  • Ronnie: “Can we also, just, like, retire on this season, the discussion of breaking walls down?” (15:59)
  • “It seems like a card game… I have played the walls are down card, the vulnerable card, and the triggered card. Are we getting married yet?” (16:15)

Key Timestamps

• 01:39–07:28: V/Kizzy/Joe drama confrontation and analysis
• 08:03–11:03: New guests introduced; ham carver discussion
• 11:47–14:39: V seeks empowerment; hosts celebrate standards
• 15:28–17:34: Charter prep; chef’s dinner planning
• 25:42–27:37: Max’s safety breaches and general exasperation
• 30:49–31:38: V vents about Max; Kathy and Kizzy react
• 34:08–35:42: Chef Josh’s ham carving humiliation
• 36:31–37:02: Hosts discuss wanting Max fired, Gail’s potential return

Memorable Moments

• “You saw a choke warning and you ate the chicken bone.” (05:34)
• On breast milk: “I’ve sucked mine out of my friend’s tits before. Very sweet. Did you know milk comes from everywhere?” (21:26)
• “I love that that crane is like the audience.” (32:25)
• “That was some thick ham.” (34:18)

Episode Tone

True to form, Ben and Ronnie maintain their irreverent, affectionate, rapid-fire style. They mix detailed episode recaps with quick-witted pop culture commentary, theatrical voices, and signature running jokes. Their tone is equal parts mocking and loving, especially when rooting for cast members’ self-respect or gleefully skewering incompetence and emotional melodrama.

For listeners who missed the show, this summary delivers the full spectrum of “Below Deck Med” chaos—and all the Crappens-hosted hilarity that goes with it!