#3147 RHOSLC S615: You Can Grape Leaves!

Summary

Podcast Summary: Watch What Crappens #3147 – RHOSLC S6E15 “You Can Grape Leaves!”

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: January 7, 2026
Episode Theme:
A hilarious, irreverent recap of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s action-packed “Opas and Outbursts” (Season 6, Episode 15), focusing on the Greek trip’s third day. Ben and Ronnie dissect Housewives’ drama, digs, and delusions—especially chaos between Meredith, Angie, Britney, and the rest. The recap is packed with witty asides about Bravo tropes, Housewife archetypes, and the episode’s most outlandish moments.

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Main Topics & Key Discussion Points

1. Golden Crappies Awards Announcement

• Announcement: Golden Crappies are back in LA—tickets on sale soon.
• Behind-the-scenes: Listeners will help choose categories (fights, villains, quotes) via ballot rounds.
• [01:48] Ronnie: “Awards season. We're gonna go to the Golden Globe nominations announcement tomorrow.”
• [02:20] Ben: “I should put the ticket link on our website. ... It'll be on our social media. It'll be everywhere.”

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2. RHOSLC: Greek Slapstick and Housewife Injuries

• The episode opens on day three in Greece with Angie causing chaos—crashing into a waiter and ending up bleeding yet again.
• [04:51] Ronnie (about Angie): “She’s already lost a finger this season... I’m like, could someone hit her in the face with a tray? ... Get her with the tray.”
• Ben jokes about slapstick expectations: “Normally it’s a cake in the face; I was expecting her to come around the corner with frosting all over her face like Mrs. Doubtfire, but somehow she had a bloody lip.” [05:28]

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3. Meredith’s Many Resets and the Group’s Mood Policing

• Meredith is in rare good spirits by the pool, leading to jokes about her tendency to “reset” her mood repeatedly.
• [06:55] Ronnie: “Meredith has had to reset 90 times this season, but God bless her, she just keeps coming out... But that would disrupt the plans for the whole season. So it’s not going to work.”
• Ben compares Meredith to a “water heater” that needs to be unplugged and plugged in each day. [08:06]

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4. Santorini Dress Photoshoot and Housewives’ Greek Goddess Personas

• Angie arranges a group photoshoot in Santorini, prompting playful snark about Housewives always dressing up for trips.
• [09:13] Ronnie: “Usually it does not end well when you bring outfits for the other housewives. It never works out well.”
• Lisa flexes with a Chanel pin. Ben: “Lisa, these are dresses by Artemis. This is not a Chanel dress...” [10:13]
• The women joke about what kind of Greek goddess they’d be, veering into absurdities:
  • Lisa wants to be a “Greek goddess of realness”
  • Heather: “I would be the Greek goddess of feta if I didn’t smell weird.” [13:00]
  • The hosts riff on Greek mythology with tongue-in-cheek “goddess of banana splits” etc.

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5. Speculating on Meredith’s Mental Health and Drinking

• Over lunch, Whitney, Heather & Mary stoke rumors about Meredith’s mood swings, possible substance use, and marriage problems.
• Ronnie skewers their concern as performative:
  [18:22] “I just want to point out that they’re concerned because Meredith is in a good mood today... Did you see Meredith this morning smiling, laughing, and having a good time? We should institutionalize her.”
• Ben debates whether Mary’s concern is authentic or as performative as Whitney’s.
• Bronwyn drops rumors about Meredith’s husband Seth possibly being unfaithful—despite having previously demanded husbands be off-limits, highlighting hypocrisy.
  [23:46] Ronnie: “And then here she is two weeks later insinuating that this man is having an affair... She’s ridiculous.”

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6. The Great Spa Splash Fight & Britney vs. The Group

• At the spa, Britney “ruins” the quiet by playfully splashing the women, inciting their mock-rage and further ostracizing her.
• [28:12] Brahmin: “They just hate Britney... The rule as a friend of, apparently, is that you can throw water on people’s heads.”
• Lisa and Angie critique Britney’s splashing and hair, using it as a pretense to tear into her.
• Recurring joke: “Dry hair” as metaphor for failed relationships/mothering, e.g.,
  [30:11] Ronnie (as Lisa): “It took me an hour to blow my hair out this morning with a bad hand.”
• The squad uses past drama about seeing their children as cudgels in new fights.

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7. Hypocrisy Hour: Alcoholic Allegations & Double Standards

• A running meta-gag: The Housewives accuse each other of addiction and bad motherhood, then bristle when it gets turned back on them.
• Lisa, Meredith & others dig at Britney for “throwing up on the yacht” and call her “alcoholic,” after previously condemning Whitney and others for similar unfounded accusations.
• [57:00] Ben: “You’re supposed to realize how you’re not supposed to say, ‘Well, she’s a hypocrite’—you’re supposed to say, ‘Oh, I see why this can be hurtful...’”
• Ronnie: “I think the point is that you guys are being hypocrites by acting like this is a big deal [now].” [57:24]
• Flashbacks highlighting every time someone’s called someone else “alky”—with Housewives denying it seconds later. [58:58]

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8. Table Wars: What Makes a Housewife ‘Accomplished’?

• After more shots, Heather tries to defend Britney’s credentials, sparking insecurity and pettiness about personal success.
• [60:21] Brahmin: “You have a very good acting resume... You’ve probably accomplished more than any of us here.”
• The women list their “awards” and “brands,” leading to absurd boasts:
  • Brahmin (as Whitney): “On my refrigerator, there’s an award for best mom that was written on a paper plate by my toddler...”
• Ronnie: “I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I was assuming secretary in the financial district at one time, so... How dare you?” [60:29]
• The “lights on, nobody home” insult. Angie calls Britney dumb, delightfully confirming the group’s lowest-common-denominator strategy when piling on “friend of” Britney.

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9. Meta-Commentary: Housewives Tropes and Personality Arcs

• Both hosts roast Heather’s desperation for the confessional spotlight, noting how self-aware and production-minded she’s become.
• [47:00] Ronnie: “It’s too much... It’s like they might close Branson, Missouri, because of Heather...”
• Ben: “She’s always made jokes in the confessional; it’s been fine, but now she’s starting to believe, like, ‘guys, I’m here to save the episode.’...”

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10. Grecian Climax: Getting Kicked Out (Again)

• The dinner devolves—spilled wine, sisters defending “alkys,” the group screaming past closing time.
• Angie tries to assert her cultural privilege:
  [67:48] Ronnie: “This is my country, sir! ... Even if it is your country, who says that?”
• All are ejected; waiter says (in Greek): “Thank God they left.”
  [69:52] Ben: “You see the waiter cleaning up, and he tells, like, the bartender in Greek, ‘Thank God that they left.’”
• Classic Housewives: fighting, national embarrassment, no growth.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• Slapstick Opening:
  “She’s already lost a finger this season... Could someone hit her in the face with a tray?” – Ronnie [04:51]
• Goddess Game Parody:
  “I would be the Greek goddess of feta if I didn’t smell weird.” – Heather [13:00]
• Meredith Mood Commentary:
  “She’s basically like my water heater at this point, which is that, like, every day I have to go up there and, like, unplug it and plug it back in.” – Ben [08:06]
• On ‘Concern’ for Meredith:
  “Did you see Meredith this morning smiling, laughing, and having a good time? We should institutionalize her.” – Ronnie [18:22]
• Double Standard on Allegations:
  “I think the point is that you guys are being hypocrites by acting like this is a big deal that someone is saying you’re an alcoholic.” – Ronnie [57:24]
• Housewife ‘Accomplishments’:
  “I have a brand that is so failed that I’ve made it a storyline.” – Ben [60:57]
  “On my refrigerator, there’s an award for best mom that was written on a paper plate by my toddler, so I think we know who’s the most accomplished here.” – Ben [61:48]
• On Kicked Out of Restaurants:
  “‘This is my country, sir!’ ... Even if it is your country, who says that?” – Ronnie [67:48]

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House Tone, Running Bits, and Style

• The recap is rapid-fire, playful, self-mocking, and affectionate—even at its most savage.
• Recurring bits:
  • Mock-serious analysis of Housewives "success"
  • Metacommentary on Bravo production gimmicks
  • Running gags about dry hair and motherhood
  • Over-the-top Greek references

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Important Timestamps for Segments

• [00:29] – Golden Crappies Award Announcement
• [04:06] – Greek Slapstick: Angie’s Injury
• [08:15] – Meredith’s Resets and Mood
• [09:56] – Goddess Photoshoot & Lisa Chanel Pin Bit
• [15:12] – Whitney & Heather Stir Up Drama About Meredith
• [18:09] – The lunch: Meredith “concern” & Seth Rumor
• [28:13] – Spa Splash Fight and Britney’s Ostracizing
• [33:19] – Motherhood Sabbatical Fight
• [47:00] – Meta-Commentary on Heather’s ‘Too Much’-ness
• [57:00] – Double Standard on Alcoholism Accusations
• [60:21] – Table Wars: Who’s Most Accomplished?
• [67:48] – Chaos at Dinner and Kicked Out (“This Is My Country, Sir!”)
• [69:52] – Waiter’s Relieved Reaction ("Thank God they left")

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a masterclass in Bravo parody, delivering both catty Housewives insight and meta-critique of reality TV conventions. Ronnie and Ben’s banter is as cutting as it is enthusiastic. If you crave the joy of Housewives' implosions with a side of sharp wit, this episode delivers—topped with gossip, theatrical outrage, and one unfortunate Greek restaurant ejection.

Catch the next episode for their ‘season finale’ recap and don’t forget to get your Golden Crappies tickets!

Transcript

[Brahmin]

Who cares what happens when there's so much what happens? Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens.

[Ronnie]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben.

[Brahmin]

Hi, Ronnie. How's it going?

[Ronnie]

Good. How's it going over there with you?

[Brahmin]

Well, I am really excited because we have a very big announcement for today which is that the Golden Crappies are back, baby. We have now an official date. They are going to be on February 27th here in Los Angeles. It's a Los Angeles year. We go back and forth, New York and la and it's going to be at the Fonda Theater. This will be Friday, February 27th and tickets will be going on sale this Friday at 10am Pacific. Furthermore, if you are a Patreon member, you have access to our pre sale which is on Thursday, which will be tomorrow and that's going to go from 10am to 10pm Pacific Time. So you get, you get a, a window, a window of time to access those tickets ahead of everyone else. So we are really, really excited. We are really thrilled. Last year's was like life changing and wonderful and we're just going to try to top it again this year. And of course there will be live streaming. We will have more details about that when that is set up. But that's not ready to go just yet. But we don't want to delay the tickets so be sure to go get your tickets and we will have that ticket link up on Friday atwatchwhatcappens.com.

[Ronnie]

Yes.

[Brahmin]

You excited, Ronnie?

[Ronnie]

Yes. I'm so excited. Awards season. We're gonna go to the Golden Globe nominations announcement tomorrow.

[Brahmin]

So it's pretty fancy. Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, that's pretty.

[Brahmin]

We were.

[Ronnie]

So we're gonna walk around there. What's that?

[Brahmin]

I said we weren't shortlisted for the Golden Globes but it's an honor just to be non nominated in a room.

[Ronnie]

With the people that were nominated. Oh yeah, they have a podcast category this year. Yeah. Well at least we can go there and be like all of you all.

[Brahmin]

Dare you. This is a. I just realized as I was saying this, I was like, oh, I guess I should put the ticket link on our website. I let me put that on my to do list. Actually put actual ticket link up. But we will have all those details. It'll be on our social media. It'll be everywhere. There was something else I was gonna say about it, but just that it's gonna be a great time.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, it's Gonna be so exciting. It's a great season because that means category formation, category voting. It's about to be a long season for all of us to get involved, create the show with us, you know, which is always super fun. So that will be coming out. Tickets will be coming Friday. So come. It's going to be a good time. Good time in Los Angeles, people.

[Brahmin]

Keep an eye and keep an eye out on our social media because like Ronnie said, we do have to create the ballot. So the first step is we're going to solicit ideas of what your favorite moments, fights, villains, details, quotes. We want to get all that information because we've been trying to like keep notes all year long, but it's just really hard. And we're going to gather it all up and then we're going to have a round one of voting which is like who makes it onto the ballot. And then we will have round two, which is the ballot itself. And then step three, of course, is the ceremony itself where we will announce the winners. So it's always such a fun, fun time for us.

[Ronnie]

Yes. Okay. Well, today is also a very special day because it's the season finale of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City in real time. But guess what? We were on vacation last week and sometimes we just can't pass things up on vacation. This one of them. We have to cover last week's episode, Opus and Outbursts. So we're gonna start with that Season 6, Episode 15, Opas and Outbursts. Angie's grease trip on Salt Lake City. So here we are on day three of Angela's Greek trip.

[Brahmin]

Yes. And it opens up with my favorite way for show to open up. Good old fashioned slapstick. People are waking up. They're in the, they're in the kitchen, everything. And, and we, we see this like random cutaway shot of, of just like a server putting like a, like a jug of orange juice on the kitchen island. I'm thinking to myself, that's strange. Why would they show that? And then they cut to Angie walking down the hallway. And then we, she sort of disappears around a corner. We hear a clatter and we see bowls and apples rolling on the floor. And it becomes evident that Angie has somehow stumbled into this po. Poor waiter who had a giant tray of their entire breakfasts. And disaster has ensued.

[Ronnie]

Trade of the face stuff all over the floor. She's bleeding again. And she's bleeding on the lip. I mean, God bless her, she's already lost a finger this season. Lots going on with Angie and Ron was Like, Angie, you should. You should travel with a reusable ice pack. At this point, everywhere we go, I'm like, could someone hit her in the face with the tray? Make her head stop shaking? It's like bobblehead that wants. Just stop it. Get her with the tray. Why do you always get the wrong ones? I feel like I'm in Steel Magnolias. Like, here, hit Weezer.

[Brahmin]

So Angie is. She has. So not only did she crash into the tray. I guess this is the perils of being a shorter person is that when she crashed into the tray, she was at trey height. So she literally. She somehow, like, cut her the inside of her lip with a glass that went flying. I don't know how this happens. I feel like in all the years of watching slapstick scenes of people crashing into waiters with trays, we've never seen someone emerge with a bloody lip. And normally it's a cake in the face. I was expecting her to come around the corner with frosting all over her face like Mrs. Doubtfire, but somehow she had a bloody lip.

[Ronnie]

Yep. So, you know, she wants to cry and stuff. And Lisa's like, oh, my God. It's like, you have a fat lip, right? And Br's like, no, her lip always looks like that. She pays a lot of money for her lip to look like that.

[Brahmin]

So then we cut to Meredith, and she's out by the pool, and Lisa comes out there, and she's like, hi, good morning. What are you doing out here? She's like, well, I'm just sitting here, and I put a little mask on, and I gotta let it sit for 20 minutes so you look good. And she's. Lisa's like, thank you. Yeah. This lady here, she does such a good job with my makeup. I wish I could take her back with me, bring her back to America. Well, first of all, I slept really well last night. Like a rock. Okay. Like a good old Chevy truck. When they sing that song about the pickup trucks, they're singing about the way I slept last night, which was very much needed.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. And Meredith is in her I'm happy voice. She's like, you know that voice she does? She's. She's just putting happiness everywhere. And Lisa's like, wow, you seem happier. So Meredith is like, well, I don't think pina coladas help you sleep, Lisa. But you know what? I had so much fun last night. I just crashed. And so we see a flashback to the girls dancing and drinking and having fun, and she's like, oh, that was fun. That Was actually really fun, honey. And so she's gonna start. You know, Meredith has had to reset 90 times this season, but God bless her, she just keeps coming out, and she's like, today I'm gonna be positive, and no one is gonna mess with me because I'm gonna have such a positive attitude. But that would disrupt the plans for the whole season. So it's not going to work. But right now she's like, well, I'm starting today on a good now, like, we are in greens. We are friends. We love bean salad, and let's just pull it together and have some fun. Yes.

[Brahmin]

We'll see how that's going to work.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brahmin]

Like you mentioned, she's been. She's had to restart many times. She's basically like my water heater at this point, which is that, like, every day I have to go up there and, like, unplug it and plug it back in. That way I get hot water.

[Ronnie]

So, yeah, it's just a car that you never know if it's. It's going to be able to start. You just hear it down in the winter cold. Like, It's like, oh, gosh, it's going to start up. It's going to start up.

[Brahmin]

So Angie is talking.

[Ronnie]

It started. It started. Yes.

[Brahmin]

So Angie is talking to Artemis, the wardrobe designer, and the fine. The fine dress photo shoot is a quintessential Greek experience. You pick a gorgeous dress, and then we get our photos taken on the epic white stairs of Oya, and it's going to be a keepsake that they can have for the rest of their lives. Well, I mean, this is nice and everything. They're going to do a photo shoot shoot in, like, bright colors on the stairs of Santorini. But, I mean, Angie's acting like she just. She's giving everyone Faberge eggs. Like, it's just one of a million photo shoots that these women do at all.

[Ronnie]

And she actually made it out of this unscathed because usually it does not end well when you bring outfits for the other housewives. It never. It never works out well.

[Brahmin]

Dubai, I do not wear mustard yellow.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, but it worked, you know? And Brittany comes in, and she's like, oh, I love the orange. And she leaves. And Angie's like, wow, Artemis, she picked the ugliest color. Ha ha ha ha ha.

[Brahmin]

So Lisa's like, I don't know why every trip we have to go on involves dressing up. Like, usually I show up to the point where I walk into a beach club, and people are like, I die for Your outfit. And the only thing I liked was when they all dressed like me. And we see a flashback to the Lisa party.

[Ronnie]

That was a good one. The lunch of a thousand Lisas, where everybody had to dress up like Lisa for lunch. She's like, hi, we're here for Lisa's. Lisa's here for lunch. So they greet their photographer. Okay, so now they have their photo shoot. And one thing I noticed, by the.

[Brahmin]

Way, real quickly is that when they all walked out in these dresses, they're these big flowing dresses in largely primary. Well, not primary colors, but they're just like, bold colors. I don't know if you noticed, but like, Lisa, she put, like, a little Chanel pin, like, around her waistline as if it were like a Chanel dress. I was like, lisa, this is. These are dresses by Artemis. This is not a Chanel dress. Why are you putting a little Chanel pendant on it? That's. It was the funniest thing.

[Ronnie]

So Bronwyn is watching Angie pose, and she's like, go, Ange, you look like a mother. I think it's just mother. I don't think you're supposed to say, you look like a mother. Right. Does she mean it in the gay way, or does she mean it in the Mother's Day way?

[Brahmin]

It was actually a callback to Meredith's bat mitzvah because the high body count here, what preceded it, was Angie saying, look at the way you dress. I look. I look like a mother. You look like a slut, basically. So that was like, when she called back to Angie saying that she dresses. She looks beautiful. She's dressed like a. Like a good mother.

[Ronnie]

That's funny. So then Britney is like, you know, she's like, I don't even need to countdown. Just take a bunch. I'll just move around a little bit. Just focus on my teeth. Just focus on my teeth. Brittany is always taking pictures. Like, she's got. She's asking you if she's got something stuck between her front two teeth. You know, the cilantro.

[Brahmin]

Yeah. Britney. Britney is. She's just. She's just a treasure. A treasure in Greece right now. So then Britney is like. She's like, I feel like a ray of sunshine wearing orange. I feel like Eos, the goddess of the morning sky. Yes. I was so proud of Britney that she looked up a Greek goddess, that she looked up Eos and wasn't confused by that. By that. Isn't that also the name of a gym? Eos. Eos, Jim.

[Ronnie]

It's also the name of a Captain at Disneyland, played by Michael Jackson without the S at the end. So all the girls are posing, and they have to say what Greek goddesses they've be. And Mary is like, I want to be the Greek goddess of realness. You're a Greek goddess of taking old people's money for your purses from your church. Oh, we have the documentary.

[Brahmin]

We have it.

[Ronnie]

I can't wait to see what they do next year with Mary's documentary. Do you think anyone's going to bring it up again? Even though they did four years ago and nobody seems to remember?

[Brahmin]

Depends on how desperate Whitney is for content.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. How bold they are, because they seem scared, like, to say anything. I think they're just like, just leave Mary alone, you know?

[Brahmin]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

So Heather is like, I would be the Greek goddess of feta if I didn't smell weird.

[Brahmin]

There probably already is a Greek goddess of feta. I'm just gonna say that right now. I'm like. I feel like if you really dive deep into the myths, the Greek myths, there's like, a Greek God or goddess for, like, really everything that was part of Greek culture, like, you know, thousands of years ago. So, like, I'm just my. I don't know why I'm taking this stance. I'm like, no, Heather, you don't get to be the Greek goddess of feta that already exists. Choose a different cheese. I'm, like, mad at her. Yeah, they're gonna let her have feta.

[Ronnie]

There is no. Yeah, there is no feta. Greek goddess. I looked it up. There is however. However, Vesta, who was the virgin goddess of the hearth, home, and the family. But, you know, that's different. Feta doesn't get to, like, take that mantle.

[Brahmin]

Yeah. I mean, who does she think she is, Hephaestus? What do you think you are, Demeter? Why don't you go back to Hades, Persephone?

[Ronnie]

Well, I would be the goddess of the sea, because I could be swimming with all the sturgeon to get more caviar. Fun, Meredith.

[Brahmin]

Fun, Meredith.

[Ronnie]

It is stealing. Stealing babies from. Stealing babies from the ocean. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappens commercial.

[Brahmin]

They really, like. The producers were like, here's a fun game. Which, by the way, I. I'm like, okay, producers of Bravo. I'm okay if we stop doing these games with all the housewives where we go around the horn and talk about some sort of, like, what would you do in this situation? Like, I'm okay if we don't do these anymore. Like, I don't love them, but also it's, like, hilarious that they really don't know what to do here. Like, oh, I have to be the. I'm gonna be the great goddess of toddlers. Like, well, that sounds a little weird. Little fish toddlers. What do you mean? Caviar.

[Ronnie]

I would be the goddess of little cats sitting on dashboards, going like this every time you went over a speed bump.

[Brahmin]

I would be the Greek goddess of banana splits with cherries on top that no one steals.

[Ronnie]

So meanwhile, Whitney and Heather are the goddesses of trying to start shit when nothing bad is going on. Like, everybody's having a good day and Whitney's, like, mother is serving. By the way, Heather, have you noticed how happy Meredith is today? She's like, yeah, she's happy as a clam. Like, old Meredith. Let's break this. Brahm was like, I want to whisper. What are you guys whispering about? Well, just Meredith. I mean, she's like, had a full switch up. I mean, is this since the pool? Yeah. How long do you think it's gonna last? I bet it doesn't last the whole trip. Well, based on her pattern, it'll last until tomorrow morning. Based on her pattern, it'll last until you two fuck it up and make her cry again.

[Brahmin]

Like, yes, that is the pattern. Okay, first of all, they're acting like a Meredith Marks mood. Swing is a new thing. Have you. Have they not been watching this show since season one? This is what Meredith Marks does, especially on vacation. How many times have we seen Meredith fully screaming at her castmates and then a custom, like, all cavorting in the hot tub?

[Ronnie]

Like.

[Brahmin]

I'm like, this. This. The Meredith Marks swings. That's just part of who she is. That's what we all love about her.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, she's a swinger.

[Brahmin]

So, by the way, I also would like to say, if I'm on vacation with someone and they are cranky as the night before and they wake up in a good mood, I'm not questioning it. I'm happy for it. I'm like, thank God. And I'm moving forward and I'm not trying to mess it up again. But these two are actively trying to drag her back into it. And every single instance. And obviously, I think most of us have seen the season finale. It just happens all over again. And it's like, it's. It's. It's enraging at a certain point. Like, just stop it already.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So half the ladies are going to go to lunch and half the ladies are going to go to the spa. Meredith, Lisa, and Vexia. Sorry, that's the name of the spot. Heather, Brittany, Meredith and Lisa are going to the Greek goddess of spas. And Mered is pointing out. She's like, well, guys, I just want everyone to see that there's a quiet zone sign.

[Brahmin]

Well, there are only two volumes in this group. Loud and louder. So then we go to the other three at lunch, and they're just sort of talking about the dresses and everything. And.

[Ronnie]

And bra was so funny. They're just making all the small talk like, wow, we got to make dresses. That was so fun. Making dresses. Wow. Dresses. Dresses was stupid. You know, Mary, she's like, that was dumb. Let's talk about Meredith. I'm worried that Meredith is an alcoholic and a drug addict. Aholic. Meredith is a drugaholic. What are we going to do about it?

[Brahmin]

Can we go? Yeah. They're speculating about Meredith. They're concerned. All three of them are actually quite concerned. Mary is very, very concerned. And she. Mary is, is.

[Ronnie]

I just want to point out that they're concerned because Meredith is in a good mood today. So that's why they're very concerned at lunch. Okay. They already had this planned out where they're going to get together and talk about how concerned they are and make Meredith out to be an alcoholic again. But Meredith showed up in a good mood and they can't even change their plan. They're like, well, let's. Let' still show up and talk about how worried we are about Meredith. Did you see Meredith this morning smiling, laughing, and having a good time? We should institutionalize her.

[Brahmin]

Yeah. Mary is saying that she feels like Meredith is fragile and she's like, that's not my Meredith. You know, Meredith's going through something that's really taking a toll on her mental. You know, that's just something she's. That's the way she's acting. It's her behavior. Something's wrong. Like too many highs and too many lows and too many mediums. I'm like, if there's too many highs, too many lows and too many mediums, it seems like you're averaging out to be pretty standard.

[Ronnie]

Sounds like sanity.

[Brahmin]

But I. I feel like Mary is the only. Is the one who. When she is concerned, like, I do think that there's like a little bit of like a red flag there because, like, I don't think Mary is the type, like Whitney is the type to be concerned and. And you question whether or not she's really concerned or she's just trying to have like a moment on tv. But I feel like Mary, when she's concerned, that's like a genuine thing. But I also think that Mary's probably extra sensitive to it right now because of stuff going on in her life. So maybe there is a possibility that she might be reading into things too much. It's a little hard to say, but they are both.

[Ronnie]

I don't think it's more important that Mary's concerned. And I don't get that. I don't, I don't, I don't. I mean, I do get it. I get what you're saying, but I don't agree. Like, I don't trust Mary's. I don't trust Mary's instinct more than anybody else's. I don't know where that comes from. I mean, Mary seems the most. And it's like an audience thing, not just a you thing. Because I feel like that's like a pretty. I think, I feel like everyone's like, well, Mary's saying it. So Mary's one of the most emotionally unstable here. Like when we've seen Mary fight with people, it's like, oh, my God, do you remember when I called you and you didn't call me back because you were doing carpool? How dare you. And she has a fit and leaves a restaurant, won't speak to somebody for like six months. Like, I don't know that I would really trust Mary's, you know, emotional regulation skill. I think that she's just very easily led by the other people. And these people, the whole season are like, oh, my God, she's an alcoholic like my father. And then Mary is like, oh, my God. Drug and alcohol is. That's a very important thing to me right now because of my son. I'm very upset about drug and alcohol, you know, So I don't know. I don't really rely on Mary as my witness test for people's emotional well being.

[Brahmin]

Are you saying that the brainwasher has become the brainwashy so.

[Ronnie]

Exactly. Especially seeing how many people Mary has put through emotional hell on that.

[Brahmin]

It's a fair point. We do forget that she is. Has quite the history of being in really skewed straight or taking strange stances on arguments. So there is that. But I do think that Mary will not go down this path just for tv. And I. I don't think that there's a cynical element to her, her feelings the way I think there is a cynical element to Whitney and Bronwyn juries out A little bit. But. But Mary feels like she. That. That Meredith is suffering. And she has a whole big monologue here. And she talks about how it's a lot because she's dealing with it with her child. She recognizes the behaviors. And when she sees Meredith, it just, like, tugs at her in a whole different light, because she recognizes it, and she's seen the signs with her son, and she just knows that something is just not right. So then Bronwyn chimes in. She's like, well, I'm also worried about something, and it feels weird. I was just looking at Meredith, and I thought, gosh, would she ever be able to have a bob? I don't think she could. And that's really disturbing to me. That's a real big issue for me. I don't think I can get by that.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, well, we have, like, a. We have a whole Whitney monologue. It's like, my dad, because one minute we're good, and the next minute he would rage. And Meredith is just like that. I'm like, you're on a housewives show. Like, you just described the blueprint for a housewife show. So they decide that she needs help. Yeah. And then Bronwyn switches it. Bronwyn switches it to. Okay, well, now that we're talking about how much she needs help, let me just, like, straight up betray her right now and, like, make sure that we sent her into an emotional spiral. These people are all vipers.

[Brahmin]

I feel like Bronwyn now does this whole thing where she goes, well, so something happened in January. So I've been thinking about it for a couple months now, and I thought the cast trip would be the time to bring it out. And I ran into Seth out in New York. Todd and I were at this Italian restaurant, and, you know, he stops and he said hi to Todd. And Todd's like, what are you doing? And he was like, oh, I'm with an investor. Just felt weird. Just. Just felt weird. I'm like, this is. This feels. This does not. This feels like a we, like a. I don't think this is strong evidence for Bronwyn. And I feel like this is salacious. And I don't think that Bronwyn. Bronwyn doesn't like it when people have insinuated about her and her.

[Ronnie]

Bronwyn literally just made a rule two weeks ago that we can't talk about each other's husbands. Like, she cried, and she had this whole thing. I'm like, okay, fine. If we're moving on, then no talking about each other's.

[Brahmin]

Husband.

[Ronnie]

Husbands. And then here she is two weeks later insinuating that this man is having an affair. The man works in New York. Who cares if he's out with a woman? Are men not allowed to go have. She's ridiculous.

[Brahmin]

Yeah, I think this is a little bit ridiculous. And so Mary is saying, well, what are you saying? And Bron says, I'm saying I saw Seth with a woman in a restaurant. I mean, Bronwyn is doing some heavy implications here. And which is, by the way, that is straight out of the Meredith Marks playbook. To be fair. This is. That's what Meredith would say. I'm just saying I saw and that's all. And you want to imply something and I never said it, but you. I mean, I just wish Brahman would would say it looked like he was cheating. I'm just say it. Just. Just put it out there. She want. I mean, she does, but she doesn't. So she says, well, my first thought was not. Was not, oh, sets on a date with someone. Because I'm not like that. And I wouldn't want someone to assume that. But I start to feel like, as I watch her be so defensive when people talk about her marriage, like, there's something wrong here. Like when I was going through soothing, you know, something with Todd, and I wasn't all the way through it, I was very defensive. So she's saying, no, it wasn't a date at all. But, you know, Meredith is so defensive. So I wonder if something's going on between the two of them.

[Ronnie]

I'm like, I'm not saying it's a date at all. I'm just saying I'm very worried about Meredith because Seth was caught with a woman in a restaurant. Like, we're not all idiots. You're very clear in what you're saying. And she's like, oh, gosh, you know, I'm just. I feel vulnerable because, you know, when you and your partner, Rocky. It's just so scary. Oh, my God, get your husband off Instagram porn. First of all, before you come in. I don't know. I don't know why I'm feeling so defensive for Meredith in this, because I see that Meredith has problems as well, but I just see these people as being so gross. Especially Bronwyn. Especially for Bronwyn to be the grossest when she's surrounded by Whitney and Heather is pretty bad, But I think Bronwyn is the worst here for doing her whole crying and let's leave our husbands out of it. And when she's starting this. And she was also kind of the one who brought up the tick tock thing, wasn't she? With like, she heard. Was she?

[Brahmin]

Or was that Britney?

[Ronnie]

That was Whitney. And who did Britney. Who is Brittany. Brittany and Whitney. Okay.

[Brahmin]

I do agree that, like, if you can't do a whole revolutionary war new constitution, don't talk about all these things and then you talk about it. I do. I actually believe that Bronwyn's concern is sincere because I think Bronwyn is going through something similar. So she's just as Mary is going through something that, that seems similar, that like, when you feel what's going on in your life, you. You want to help someone that you feel like is going through it as well. So I unders. I actually feel like. I don't feel like Bronwyn is, is being like, insincere in just trying to, like, get Meredith for the show. But I do think, like, she should be more considerate considering that she just had this whole thing about, like, we're not talking about this stuff and, you know, we're gonna, like, we're gonna be focusing on sisterhood or whatever, yada, yada, yada.

[Ronnie]

I think she's being 100% insincere and shitty for the show to be friends with the other. I have to respectfully disagree with you. Although I think she's just being completely shitty with this whole thing. Who does that? Who does that? Like, two weeks after being like, no, don't come for the husband to be like, well, she. Her husband was seen with somebody else. And I just worry because she seems scared to death. She just seems scared to death. She's scared to death of you people. She can't have one week without you guys accusing her of being a drug addict or her husband cheating on her. So what do you expect? So Mary, Mary is like, well, I feel like if stuff is said and it's not true, then it doesn't bother you. Oh, okay, we'll see. We'll see. When it happens to you.

[Brahmin]

We'll just go back to, like, about the past. Like five reunions, Mary, with people talking, asking questions about you and your cult. So then we now go to the girls at the spa and everyone, they have to whisper because it's a quiet spa, which is great. And then they're so they're walking in this, like this, like a water kind of path. They're walking through it and they're being quiet and they're walking. And then Britney comes by. She's like, hey, guys. And Then she starts splashing them with water and they're all, like, really annoyed because it's like a spa. This is not like a public pool.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, but it's also housewives. They just hate Britney.

[Brahmin]

They just hate her.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God, they hate her. Heather would have been doing the same thing, but Britney beat her to it. So now they're like, how dare you? And Heather's like, well, Britney's doing what everyone hates, which is being Britney and bringing the playful la la la attitude to what should be a very serious spa day.

[Brahmin]

So Angie's basically saying, like, you know, God, Lisa is so immature and Meredith is like, no one in a spy splashing each other. It's the wrong environment. And maybe she's never been to the spa. I don't know.

[Ronnie]

Angie, we don't want to be redoing our hair before dinner tonight. Stop doing that. It's roots. It's very rude.

[Brahmin]

So Brittany's like, but we're in Greece. I mean, have a little fun. Last trip I had buckets of water being poured over my head and you guys can't even handle a little splashy splash. I'm like, well, a. Because you're Britney and you're a friend of. And the rule a friend of apparently on this show is that you can throw water on or liquids on people's heads. Let's cut into Jen Shaw pouring champagne on MGK's head season three. But also the yacht. I don't know. I. I agree. Don't, don't, don't be doing splashy splash. Although actually, it wasn't really that bad of a splash. It was like a flicker. But, you know, I think they're like, shut up, Brittany. Shut up, Brittany.

[Ronnie]

I think it's not fair. They're coming for Britney for this. This is silly. So then we, the girls are now in robes, sitting in the quiet zone. We keep seeing quiet zone close ups. And Lisa's like, hey, you guys, I just want, I want to remind you, you have to whisper. It's a quiet zone. It's a quiet zone.

[Brahmin]

Yeah. Hi. Why did you get their hair wet?

[Ronnie]

Right night.

[Brahmin]

She had a fresh blowout. Yes. It took me an hour to blow my hair out this morning with a bad hand.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Brahmin]

And you poured water on it. Yeah. I had a really bad morning with dry hair. And now it's wet hair. Why did you do that? And now it's crusty.

[Ronnie]

Because I just wanted to lighten the mood, you guys. Well, why did the mood need to be lightened? We're In a Zen state, we don't need to be lightened. And she's like, but, I mean, you're a hair expert. And she's like, who cares? It takes an hour, but it does not take her an hour. She's an expert. She says, yeah, but you know what? It's because your hair is synthetic, and it doesn't take as long. That's why you have fake hair. Like, it doesn't take as long to comb a Ziploc bag. That's just how it is.

[Brahmin]

No, it's real hair. It came from my real head. It has real follicles. Okay, well, it feels.

[Ronnie]

I stole it from my daughter while she was sleeping. We just wanted to be closer.

[Brahmin]

Yeah. My hair feels crusty. It's like people's pests.

[Ronnie]

Olivia walking into a musical theater rehearsal just with a shaved head, like, you guys. I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. It's my mother. All I saw on the ring cam was a little unicorn. I don't know.

[Brahmin]

It said, you are loved. So Angie's like, I wash my hair with the most expensive product. I scissor the treatment in, and I blow it out with full tension so it looks like glass. And then I finish it off with a very nice oil. And this takes some serious work. So there's a reason that your hair looks like it does and mine looks like it does, Which I love. That's why yours looks like it does, and that's why mine looks. Looks like it does.

[Ronnie]

This is called effort. I am Greek. What does scissoring stuff into your hair mean?

[Brahmin]

It's like when you do your hair, but you're also having a lesbian experience. Just kidding. No, I think it's like you put. Like you put it. I think, like, you put it in your hair, but you take. Well, scissoring. I thought it was like you brush it in. I don't scissoring it in. The way she. The way she showed it was like she was taking, like, a. Like a brush or a comb and kind of combing it in like that. Let me see how. What is scissor. Scissor product into?

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I want to know what scissoring product into your hair is. I find the. The world of hair to be so interesting as a. As a. Not as a hair non abled person. As a follically. As a dyspholically abled person. I don't know. I don't know what the nice term would be. I don't want to say bald. It Just sounds baldist, but I just am curious. Like it's a whole different maybe, maybe.

[Brahmin]

She means like scraping it into the hair. Because according to Google AI, which is we all know is a very accurate source, scissoring product into your hair isn't a standard term, but it likely refers to using hair cutting techniques with scissors to create texture or applying products like texture powder to achieve similar scissors.

[Ronnie]

Or maybe that sounds dangerous for Angie, especially accident prone Angie to just be putting product in her hair with scissors. But you know what? Who am I to judge a bold person, that's who. Okay, so Brittany's like, this is so irritating. I mean, you guys are supposed to be my friends. I mean no one's even asked me if Olivia texted me yesterday and she's okay. Well then why would you say something nasty to me when I was a of part upset about a similar situation?

[Brahmin]

Well, I'm just saying at least you got to see your kids. I didn't get to see mine for three years. Yeah, but you said that was based on your choices, not based on anything else. No, it was like not based on my choices. Like you have no idea what I've been through. You have no idea. It's like actually they all know because you keep on talking about it.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, you said they know because you said it. And Lisa's like, yeah, but you know why? You said to the group, I remember it was when you had really terrible crinkly sleep ziploc hair. And you said like based on your decisions, your kids do do you know you put men before your kids? You said that. You said that you even put men before conditioner or hot oil treatments. So you said that. You're the one who said it.

[Brahmin]

But like I was being very vulnerable.

[Ronnie]

And self deprecating and dry haired and dry haired as well.

[Brahmin]

Yeah, dry haired. Dry haired and not famous on Broadway. Ish.

[Ronnie]

No. What? Yeah, you were saying it in a very split ended way. And she's like, don't you know what it's like? Don't judge her like on how she mothers when you don't want people to judge you based on how you mother. She's like, oh, okay, this is like totally apples and oranges. Okay, well how is it different? You can comment on my child, but I can't comment on your child.

[Brahmin]

But you do it to deflect. I did not. We were in a, in a cooking class where I was crying because it.

[Ronnie]

Was Mother's day and I didn't get.

[Brahmin]

To speak to my baby. It could have been his first words. And you were in the middle of a heated argument, and then you started crying. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

[Ronnie]

So now we see a. A flashback to the van, and they're still fighting about the high body count trademark. The high hair. High count body hair or whatever. And Brittany's crying and she's like, how could you guys come for me? Nobody even called me on Mother's Day. And you know, she meant Jared, by the way.

[Brahmin]

That's probably what she really meant. And they were like, Britney, it's like, it's still like noon over in Utah. It's like, it's okay. So Meredith is like, well, I didn't do that. Yeah, and then I thought you fake cried last night, honestly. Because, like, Britney is theatrical, is like all the time. And it's like she has like a checklist. It's like she's in the middle of an argument and then she's like, okay, I'm gonna cry about Olivia now. And I need empathy because I'm losing this argument. So cry, cry, Cry about my daughters. And I'm like, it's like so pathetic and sad and like, okay, everyone feel bad for me. I need attention. Did I get enough? Yes. On check. Which I'm like, that is a very fair assessment. But also, you guys all literally do that. Anytime you're caught in an argument, like, you feel like. Especially Lisa Barlow, it's like, hey, Lisa, what's going on with that money that you. Oh, my go, Henry. Henry's playing video games. This is like a lot right now. I once was tied to a pole by my sisters.

[Ronnie]

Jack just had to have.

[Brahmin]

Jack just had to have dinner at.

[Ronnie]

A restaurant in Cambodia that didn't have a Michelin star.

[Brahmin]

And it's really. It's really hard for me. I hate to go to Italy and eat food with, like, very fresh, beautiful ingredients. Have you watched Lisa, by the way, on Worst Cooks in America? Because she's on that at the moment.

[Ronnie]

No. How is that? Have you watched it?

[Brahmin]

Hell, no, I'm not gonna watch that. I mean, I. I used to watch it, but, like, Food Network is just so. It's like unwatchable now. But I was hoping that you had watched it. So.

[Ronnie]

No, especially with Anne gone, I'm not watching. I would watch it for a second with Anne because Ann had this way, like, she just had this way of being like, I hate this. With like her knee high pantyhose or whatever. She just be like, I fucking hate all of you and I want you to die. And I loved that Attitude. And without it, I'm. I just. Although with Lisa, I mean, I could see myself checking that out with Lisa. I didn't know it was on. Okay, I'll watch it.

[Brahmin]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Okay. Yes, we'll recap it. Okay. Yes, we'll do everything.

[Brahmin]

We'll recap every season that we've missed so far.

[Ronnie]

Fine. RIP Anne. Miss you every day.

[Brahmin]

I know. RIP Anne Burrell.

[Ronnie]

Love. Every time I cut an onion, I'm like, anne Burrell taught me how to do this. And Burrell taught me how to do this.

[Brahmin]

I know. For real.

[Ronnie]

In my actual kitchen. I mean, she was on tv, but I was in my kitchen.

[Brahmin]

Yeah, she was the best. So Brittany is like, well, so you thought I fake cried? Are you just saying that you hurt my feelings? No, I just think that you're dramatic. And Heather's like, well, it was real. I was there. I was there with the sisterhood. It's like, no, I'm not kidding. I really thought it was fake. Well, guess what. You garnered the sympathy you needed, and everybody softened, and the whole dynamic changed.

[Ronnie]

Oh, really?

[Brahmin]

A change? I don't think so. We got right back to it. You know, it's just sad. It's sad that I can't even speak up. And I'm sick of walking on eggshells around Meredith so that somebody or something doesn't set her off. It's just not fair.

[Ronnie]

So is that what you do, Lisa? Like, you garner sympathy so that everyone will be softer with you? Is that what you do, Meredith? And she goes, no. And so an employee comes in, and she's like, please, please, quiet zone. Please be quiet.

[Brahmin]

Please be quiet. Okay. Yeah.

[Ronnie]

So I'm gonna say it in a whisper. You can't be like, my kids mean more to me than her kids mean to her. And you especially can't say that when your hair is so dry.

[Brahmin]

Yeah, but that's. That's not what I was saying. Well, it came across that way. No, I'm just saying she used it, and she gets to see her kids, like, on the daily. I don't get to see mine. I had the worst Mother's Day. Well, you know what? Because I break my ass up to make my relationships with my kids, okay? So don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare say things.

[Ronnie]

So then she gets upset. I am going to. And she's like, oh, oh, yeah. As if I don't try with my children. I just got my child some steamed milk and told her, don't you remember when you Used to get the steamed falafel. What'd they call it?

[Brahmin]

The whiffle? The steamer. Remember the steamers at Starbucks? I cannot stand her. Please be quiet, man. Please be quiet. I cannot do it anymore. I cannot stand her. So Brittany's like, go away. Disengage. Murder. Disengage. Yeah, well, I don't want to be around you. I don't like you, and you're absolutely despicable. I'm. I hate you so much. I'm doing my. My patented five finger pat down point at you. I am. Do not like you whatsoever.

[Ronnie]

You are desperate. Well, it was going so well. Meredith was finally, then until the annoying little sister started to poke the bear. You know, Britney can never just leave things the way they are. She had to antagonize Meredith. And so Britney's like, well, then you can leave then. And Angie goes. And also, you keep using other people's lines. You can't do that. Don't trademark that. Yeah, don't trademark that.

[Brahmin]

Please be quiet. Please, please be quiet. So now we're back at the house, and Lisa gives Bronwyn a mark on the chart next to stop the reactive abuse. So Heather's. Sather's trying to steam her dress, and Heather has one of those travel steamers. And then all of a sudden, the steamer starts exploding out liquid. Oh, my God. I mean, how could the steamer do this to the sisterhood? You know, a lot of people might think that I'd be offended by taking it in the face while I'm steaming Whitney's dress, but I kind of liked it. Okay, we need to. We need to officially reign in Heather. Like, it's. It's. It's too. It's too much.

[Ronnie]

Look at me. Just another sexually attractive, viable woman out here. The streets. What is the stream? What is this steamer? A Captain Jason streamer. It just sploged all over my face. What? I never said anything about Captain Jason. She.

[Brahmin]

It's just too much winking at the audience. I can't anymore, okay? I really can't. I need to get back to the Heather Gay that I fell in love with, who was, like, just sharing her truth and not. Not doing yada, yada, yada. Let me be. Let me do that. Let me be really thirsty for laughs. Okay? But you. You just. You just live your truth, please.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, well, she's always kind of been like this. You know, she's just getting meatier as it goes on. You know, you would think that you'd get a little more confidence as the show Went on and you gained more popularity and stuff. But it just. She. She just. It's like you.

[Brahmin]

You.

[Ronnie]

The bigger your gulp, the thirstier you get. You know, it's weird.

[Brahmin]

Whoa.

[Ronnie]

So Heather's like, oh, and I would just like to point this out because it's Heather and Whitney in their room, and this becomes a huge plot line in a way later. So I'd just like to point out that Heather says this. I'm serious. What happened at lunch?

[Brahmin]

Oh, yeah, here we go.

[Ronnie]

Because this becomes a cardinal sin later. But Whitney's like, lunch was so sad. What did you talk about that was sad? Meredith. Her behavior and the way she's been showing up and our concerns about her. Bronwyn and Mary. We all talked about how we've noticed a change in Meredith. She might as well be walking around in a black mullet wig and watching me on a strip pole. She's so much like my dad.

[Brahmin]

And so Whitney was. When he's saying how Mary started to cry and was sweet and she loves Meredith so much.

[Ronnie]

And Heather's like, well, oh, yeah, Whitney loves Meredith. Whitney is always just wanting to be friends.

[Brahmin]

Say, mary loves Meredith. Mary loves Meredith.

[Ronnie]

Okay, thank you.

[Brahmin]

So Whitney's like, she's just worried about her. She's wrecked. She recognizes that her behavior is off and different. So Heather tells us. I feel relieved that more people are concerned about Meredith. I just don't know that she can be unengaged and then immediately freak out. And I don't understand it. But it's a pattern. Like, it's called being on this show, being happy, being angry. It's a pattern. And you just hit reset. Because if you don't hit reset, you're going to lose your mind.

[Ronnie]

You know what else is a pattern? Group dinners. Where you get belligerently drunk and start screaming at somebody and cutting them down in front of the whole group and then abusing. When abusing them as they walk away. I wonder if that's going to happen today. So Whitney's like, wow, I was really trying to figure out so many things. What was I trying to figure out? Meredith, Meredith, the universe. Am I gonna keep chasing Meredith or am I gonna just let this friendship go? You don't have a friendship with Meredith. You hate Meredith and Meredith hates you.

[Brahmin]

Okay, yes.

[Ronnie]

But you should stop chasing her because it's annoying. You're like a little dog running after a school bus every day. Eventually, the dog is gonna get hit. Eventually, the dog is gonna catch a school bus, okay? And then the dog is going to be Dragged down the road, and everybody's going to be like, that damn dog was chasing the wrong bus.

[Brahmin]

A wise woman once said, don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the bottles of orange dye that you're used to. And I think you have to follow that.

[Ronnie]

Stick to the team who you're used to.

[Brahmin]

Stick to. Stick to the Alibaba orders that you're used to. Please. Okay, you're going after Niagara Falls right now, and you're in a little barrel, and guess what? You're on the top part of the falls. So then now they all head out, and Lisa is like, have you guys ever read this? The. The Secret Language of Trees. Oh, my gosh. It's the most beautiful thing, guys. I love to read, and I love to have, like, be barefoot on the ground. And, like, when we build on a house, like, we have an area just for, like, grounding so we can be in the ground. And then I take all mine, like, Wendy's wrappers, and I bury them in the ground, and we, like, here, trees. Here's food for you. Trees. And they tell me, thank you so much. I love trees.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I'm obsessed with trees. We have, like, beautiful trees in front of our house. Like, I literally talk to the trees. I'm like, it's okay. If you tap me on the shoulder. It's okay. Yes. This is Chanel. It is. I knew Chanel. I know Chanel.

[Brahmin]

Yeah. Yeah. Belts on all the trees. Because whenever I walk home, all the trees are like, like, you look amazing. Where do I get that outfit? And I'm like, here. You could be just like me. And then they have Chanel belts on. It's amazing. Yeah.

[Ronnie]

I love trees. I love aspens. Aspens are my favorite tree. Yeah. Like, it's like, what? What are what? Trees are talking to Lisa Barlow, like, amongst themselves or to her, like, oh, that. Sorry, that was the other line. But, like, trees are magic. I love them. They have personalities. Mike, always a tree.

[Brahmin]

Yeah. They also, by the way, like, we have beautiful trees in the front house. We don't have any of those ugly trees. Any of those stupid, ugly trees. Ew. Go away. What do you do? Hang out with Angie Harrington. Gross. I will literally talk to the trees. I'll be like, how are you? Can I touch? Can I touch? And I'll tell them. It's like, okay to tap me on the shoulder. Okay, here's the secret, guys. My team of seven lawyers. They're just trees, but they're so good at what they do.

[Ronnie]

Lisa, if the trees wanted to talk to each other. They wouldn't be able to get a word in if you were in the forest with them. Like, oh, my gosh, you guys talk to each other. I love that. What are we talking about? Are you an aspen? I love Aspen. That's my favorite tree. It's like, what treats are talking to Lisa Barlow.

[Brahmin]

I just. I just.

[Ronnie]

Just.

[Brahmin]

We. We need to have a referendum on the Heather gay ism. It's just too much.

[Ronnie]

It's too much like they're going to close Branson, Missouri, because of Heather. It's like, okay, you know what? It's over.

[Brahmin]

It's all over. I feel like opening. She's our opening for Joe Gorga in Atlantic City soon. Okay. It's. She's amazing.

[Ronnie]

Am I right?

[Brahmin]

It's just. You know what it is? It just speaks as someone who's, like, too aware, too self aware of, like. Like the show is. Is too concerned with the production of it all. She's always been. She's always made jokes, like you mentioned. She's always made jokes in the con, in the confessional. It's been fine. But, like, now she's starting to believe. Like, guys, I'm here to save the episode. Here comes my funny moment. It's like, okay, so Lisa's like, britney, I wanted to ask you, like, would you, like, throw up every day? When we were in Kanawan, were you, like, throwing up? And Britney's like, like, well, didn't we all sort of get sick when the boat sort of went like this? Yeah, but yours wasn't from alcohol, which, by the way, you know what this is all about? This is a giant revenge from last year when Britney said she heard Meredith throwing up. And now Meredith and Lisa are like, you got her. We got found out. She threw up.

[Ronnie]

It's so stupid. Lisa. It's. It's like, not subtle at all. You know, there's zero subtlety, by the way. Okay. I just finished my tree segment. Okay. Yeah. I wanted to ask you, do you throw up any every day in Kanawan? Like, what is that? What did that come from?

[Brahmin]

And Britney's like, well, no. I mean, I guess I already getting motion sickness and. Oh, yeah. So it wasn't from the alcohol. It wasn't from, like, drinking in your room, going in, like, the bathroom, and, like, tipping the bottle? Was it more than what I saw? Do you have, like, a crazy problem? Do you like Nicolas Cage? Do you want to go to Vegas and then leave there? What's going on?

[Ronnie]

That girl from the babysitter's club will take care of you. Don't worry about it. Just don't prioritize men over her, okay?

[Brahmin]

She has a huge shoe collection. That's her. It's in her name.

[Ronnie]

What is Lisa even talking about? I mean, if Lisa had a problem with this and wouldn't she have brought this up on the yacht? I mean, I think they did because they were giving you shit when you were barfing and still taking shots. So this is weird that they're acting like no one ever talked to Brittany about it, but it's also weird that they brought it up. I mean, Brittany being an alcoholic on a boat doesn't make Meredith less of an alcoholic, you know, in fights. So it just seems like an odd it.

[Brahmin]

They're probably winding up. In addition to having revenge from last year, they're also probably winding up to a moment of. See, it's not nice when people make allegations about you based off of scant evidence or hearsay. Right? So we shouldn't do this. Like, it's definitely like a. Aha. See? See what it's like to walk a mile in my very high tall heels. So Britney's like, well, you're trying to serve something up, Lisa Barlow. No, Britney, you're like, a little lie. I heard that you were drinking and, like, throwing up and, like, drinking and then, like, throwing up. And then, like, you took a glass of wine and you put, like, the wine in the glass and you drank it. And then afterwards you're like, oh, throw up time. Alcoholic. Hey, guess what? Do you want to go to the bathroom at this restaurant? It's downstairs. You'll have to take 12 steps.

[Ronnie]

Heather's like, sounds like a girl's trip to me. Yeah, Heather. So Lisa's like, so, yeah, you're an alcoholic. Because, yeah, I heard you were drunk the whole entire boat ride. Like, you would throw up and they start drinking again. Who did you hear that from? A trey. A tree told me. I love trays.

[Brahmin]

The trees have eyes. Yeah. So Britain. So then now we see a flashback to Meredith said it in the bath. Basically, Meredith's like, well, Lisa, what I heard was that Britney was throwing up on the yacht, which is also like, throwing up on the yacht. It's pretty standard. Angie actually spent a whole day doing that. So Brittany is like. She's like, oh, gosh. But who said it? I don't know who said it? Someone said it. I don't know. Maybe it was like hephaestus, Greek goddess of feastus. And Britney's like, well, everyone saw Me do this? Like, no one had a problem with it then other than Meredith. So who's talking about me now? Like, who's making this a thing? Like, I want to know. And honestly, like, thank you so much. Like, it's such an honor to be, like, the focus of an argument again.

[Ronnie]

And then they just keep cutting to Bronwyn, like, making this face, like, oh, God, not me. No.

[Brahmin]

And, you know, I literally hurt my neck just now doing the brown one. Not this. Like, now my neck hurts. Like, now I'm have to get a massage or go to a chiropractor. Like, I.

[Ronnie]

So they go to dinner, and Mary's like, oh, my God, why are there more stairs? Why are there stairs literally everywhere here? Which is kind of how I felt about a lot of Europe. I mean, Italy especially. I was like, is this whole country calling me a flat ass? Like, Jesus, I get it. Okay. You want me to climb some stairs? So they go to dinner, and Heather is like, wow, they're looking at the menu and Heather. And Lisa goes, oh, my God, they have burrata. I love burrata. And Heather goes, but is buffalo. Like, what is buffalo burrata? She's like, oh, my God. I don't know. Is it from a buffalo? She goes, oh, my God, no, I'm not going to eat that. What is it from a buffalo? How can you love burrata and you've never heard of buffalo?

[Brahmin]

How do you not heard of buffalo mozzarella? Now, admittedly, it took me a very long time in my life to finally look it up to be Because I just sort of accepted it was called buffalo mozzarella, but I never questioned why it was called that. And then one day I was like, why is it called that? Is it, like, from a. It's not like a buffalo, is it? And it's like, what's from a water buffalo? Right? Like, I don't know. You know? I don't even know. I don't care. The point is, they all have phones. They could look it up, and I don't know why they're not looking it up. So.

[Ronnie]

So, yeah, her. She knows it's Todd because the ringer is. Hello, Todd. Todd, what's up? Is everything okay? Is everything okay? Todd?

[Brahmin]

Todd, what's happening?

[Ronnie]

And we find out that it's her mom's last weekend in the house because they've sold it. So Todd flew out last minute to swoop in and help get it done, and he's keeping me up to date. And I think it's just. It's wearing on both of them. So I feel incredibly guilty, Incredibly guilty that it's not me who's there. I mean, God, finally I could have been the one to kick my mother out of the house, and I didn't get the chance.

[Brahmin]

I just feel so terrible that my mom has to understand what it feels like to need your family at a desperate time in your life, and they just abandon you. So, God, I feel so terrible that that has to happen for her.

[Ronnie]

I just wanted to be able to put her last box in the U haul and say, well, you shouldn't have gotten knocked up then, mother. Okay. Goodbye.

[Brahmin]

Well, I did send her an N95 mask, so that way, when Todd starts to fart, she's protected. But anyway, good luck to you, mom.

[Ronnie]

Thankfully, he probably won't be farting because he won't be making out with her. It's a big trigger for him.

[Brahmin]

So Brahm was on the phone, and she's basically. She's basically, like, wrapping up, and she's, you know, talking about this whole thing, and she's like. She feels really bad about it. So she comes back to the table, and Whitney's like, is everything okay? How are you an alcoholic now? Was that your dealer? Was that your supplier? She's got a problem. I see the signs.

[Ronnie]

Well, Todd upset because he. He thought Meredith is having. Having alcoholic problems.

[Brahmin]

Alcoholic. So Brahm was like, no, Todd just texted me. He was like, can you call me? And. And so. But because he was sick and tired of texting, like, oh, is that what that was? We thought you had gas. Because it turns out Todd's text town is every time it comes in. So Lisa's like, what did he say about it? Well, it's just a lot. It's just. Just a lot. But is your mom doing any better? Well, I think yesterday was really hard. It was mother's Day, and none of her kids were there, and I think it felt intense. I'm just trying to say that, like, what my mom went through is probably a lot worse than what Meredith went through or what Brittany went through. So if you guys want to cry about it, maybe you should send some tears to Muzzy because she had the worst situation of all because she was also got no calls and was packing up a house that she grew up in. So. Thank you.

[Ronnie]

So they all get these shots and are drinking the shots, and are these the ones where they're having to taste them with their tong. The really strong shots for, like.

[Brahmin]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Well, then Mary. Mary couldn't. Mary couldn't take it so Brittany's like, wait, Lisa, I still want to know where the whole alcoholic thing came from. Like, please tell me. I mean, who was talking about me like I'm an alcoholic? Well, you know what I just heard that you threw up more than once. I just heard that. By who, though? Okay, well, I heard it and I told it to Luza that there, there. I. I heard it. Well, but who. Who did you hear it from? And Meredith just shrugs just while I heard it through the grapevine. I was eating some cereal and some raisins, started dancing around and told me about it.

[Brahmin]

The reason on the saxophone is very talented, but they said we are missing our brothers cuz someone sold them off. The grapevine turned us into wine and put us into Britney's stomach. So Britney's like, well, who's the mysterious birdie? My roommate. And Mary's like, why do we have to talk about throw up? Well, I'm not outing anyone who said anything because I have morals on my rest of you in this group. But America, Bronwyn told me that she was roommates and that she spent the entire time drinking to the point of vomiting and then started drinking in.

[Ronnie]

And so then Bronwyn is telling us. She's like, well, I'm not going to take credit for saying that because that is not what I said. Okay? What actually happened is Meredith came to me and said, was Brittany throwing up on the boat? Did you see this? And I said, of course I saw it. We roomed together, we shared a bathroom, and I saw her throwing up. I mean, there was no insinuation that she was drunk or that she was drinking and throwing up. And Meredith said, I've seen her drinking and throwing up. And all I said was we shared a bathroom, and of course I saw her throwing up. Okay, so you did. So you did say it. And who cares? She was doing it. So.

[Brahmin]

Right.

[Ronnie]

Who cares?

[Brahmin]

Brittany's saying that. Murder. Such a hypocrite. Because she's like, you know, she's not speaking to Whitney for weeks for accusing her of being an alcoholic pill popper, and now she thinks it's okay to do that to me. I'm like, no, the point is, you're supposed to realize how you're not supposed to say, well, she's a hypocrite. You're supposed to say, oh, I see why this can be hurtful. That someone can take circumstantial evidence and turn it against you and make damning accusations. You're supposed to have some self reflection.

[Ronnie]

Right? I think the point Is that you guys are being hypocrites by. By acting like this is a big deal that someone is saying you're an alcoholic.

[Brahmin]

Right.

[Ronnie]

So Heather is like, well, does anyone at the table think that she has a drinking problem? Hold on. I just peed myself. I did. I did have one too many. Okay. But anyway, does anyone think that Brittany has a drinking problem? Raise your hand. I'm just raising my hand as an example. The waiter's raising his hand. Hi. I might have. I might have had sex with him, maybe. I'm not saying I did.

[Brahmin]

All I'm saying is it just sounds pretty judgy to say lush, alky, you know? Okay, but let's not joke about that, because it's a serious accusation. Oh, I outed lush. I outed alky over there. Alky, alky, alky. Because you're pounding drinks and then throwing up and then pounding again, and that's probably not great. I can do it, too. This is really fun.

[Ronnie]

Alky, pounding. There was no pounding of drinks. I can't even pound drinks. But, Lisa, why are you saying that about Benny? We can't call Meredith an alcoholic, but we can call you an alcoholic. Why are you. Why is that fair? But you did holler an alcoholic, and then you just had a whole lunch where you insinuated that she was an alcoholic. So are you not seeing the point here now? Do I think that Lisa's making this point in a good way? No.

[Brahmin]

This is not.

[Ronnie]

Not a good movie.

[Brahmin]

She's not sticking the landing, nor is she sticking the takeoff either. Just like this is just like a. A real messy, awkward thing. But, like, it's in the messiness where Lisa. Lisa is. Lisa is the queen of clunkiness. And it's just so great seeing her do her craft.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, she's just clanking on, and she's like, nobody called her an alcoholic. And it pops up on screen. Flashback to 16 seconds earlier. Lisa calling Brittany and alky.

[Brahmin]

But you just. But just because you said alky doesn't make a cute alky, alky, alky bartokamas. I'm talking to you. I didn't say she was. I didn't point at her and say alcoholic pill popper. Remember? She's like, yeah, but you say alcoholic lush. Well, I added alky lush in to make it less serious. We have to imagine, like, it was pretty cool. Like, all the trees are laughing right now.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, sorry. I was just trying to make it more fun. Stop. That's not less serious. When I said that to Meredith, you humiliated Me. And that was a double standard. Don't do that. That's not cute. I'm standing up for people being called alcoholics.

[Brahmin]

I love the double standard on alcoholic accusations. When I call someone an alcoholic and a pillow popper, it's bad. But when you do it, somehow it's okay. So Brahmin's like, okay, well, say sorry. Say sorry to her, and let's move on. Say sorry. No, I'm not sorry. I'm sorry. I don't think you're an alcoholic. Okay, there. So Angie's like, okay, moving on from booze and boys. What about, like, you're successful. You're interesting, right? Then Heather's like, well, your acting history is pretty successful. I mean, you were on the Mistletoes, which is pretty cool. You have. You have an imd. Because she's talking to Brittany. She's like. Like, you know, you're. You.

[Ronnie]

You.

[Brahmin]

You have a very good acting resume. You're not lying about it at all. You've accomplished lots of things. You've probably accomplished more than any of us here.

[Ronnie]

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. And Ron was like, what? Can I ask you what you just said? You said, britney's a great actress, and that's nice. I mean, you're standing up for her. And then the last thing you said was, I mean, frankly, Britney's more accomplished than a lot of people at this table, which, I mean, I don't know. I don't know if you've heard, but I was assuming secretary and the financial district at one time, so I would talk about it, but the case is sealed. The case is sealed. But how dare you? How dare you.

[Brahmin]

How dare you say that she's more accomplished? I have a brand that is so failed that I've made it a storyline.

[Ronnie]

That's an accomplishment. I have moisturizer that I can't use because of a brand deal with my husband and jewelry I bought off Alibaba and never spoke about again. How dare you?

[Brahmin]

I. I have Prism, and because of my situation, I've had to revise it. That's why Justin and I are saying that right now we are focused on prison reform.

[Ronnie]

Why would you say that one of us is more accomplished than the other? Well, yeah, I mean, well, how many of us have been in five or six holiday movies that nobody ever wants to watch? And Lisa's like, I have so much three businesses. I know Blake Lively. I'm very smart.

[Brahmin]

I set up a high top in a bar once. Okay, that's a lot of accomplishment.

[Ronnie]

I'M just saying she has accolades.

[Brahmin]

Well, I have design awards and all kinds of other things. I don't know if you've seen, but on my refrigerator, there's an award for best mom that was written on a paper plate by my toddler. So I think we know who's the most accomplished here.

[Ronnie]

Mary goes one at a time. Okay, so Whitney's like, I don't even know how we're defining success, but it's comical that the thought of Brittany having more than them drives them crazy.

[Brahmin]

That's. That's a fair point. It is kind of hilarious because normally you would say, you know what? Why don't we take a moment to talk about our accomplishments? Because we're all accomplished and we all come at each other and why don't we talk about all the wonderful. Why don't we praise everyone for their accomplishments? Been said. That's like, no, no. Okay. Brittany was in. Oh, she was in Little Mermaid in Japan once. Well, guess what? I sold jewelry.

[Ronnie]

Okay? It's so weird. And it's so weird that Bronwyn is the one who gets so upset. It's like, how dare you? How dare you talk about Britney's accomplishments like that? What are you so upset about?

[Brahmin]

I made my living room look like Beetlejuice last year.

[Ronnie]

I gave a lot of money to a charity on Instagram that said that I never gave them that money. So I don't know what you guys are talking about. Out.

[Brahmin]

I sourced. I sourced a mug from Cincinnati for Todd. That's quite the accomplishment.

[Ronnie]

Well, I'm not saying anything other than that she's not just some lonely house mouse. It doesn't have anything on her resume. Well, I was called them today. So there was that. And then we see a flashback to six hours earlier and Angie going, you are delusional. It's like, the lights are on but nobody's home. And Britney's like, wait, the lights. The lights are on at home. You don't even know what it means. That's how much they're not on. The lights are not on. This is not a great home.

[Brahmin]

I love that. Because also the way Angie said. Because when Brittany was confused by the saying. When Angie. The way Angie was. Angie was just like, wow, you're dumber than I thought. Like, her vibe was like, wow, you don't even know. That's. That's how much they're not on. Like, that's how. That's how off they are.

[Ronnie]

Like, you don't even have solar patio lights that come on by themselves. You are off the grid. And Brittany's like, wow, you're really going low, Angie. You're really going low. Now you're talking about electricity bills. And she goes, you're calling me stupid. And Angie just nods and smiles like, yes, yes, I am.

[Brahmin]

This is someone who crashed into a tray this morning. Yes, I am calling you stupid. Heather's like, well, everyone here loves to pile on to Britney. And the truth is, she.

[Ronnie]

Oh, okay, so you're her mouthpiece. So you're her mouthpiece now you think.

[Brahmin]

I'm her mouthpiece just because I'm a New York Times bestselling author three times in a row, that makes me suddenly a mouthpiece? I'm not trying to be. I just don't want to fight you guys over Britney.

[Ronnie]

Well, you do. You seem to go real hard, Mary. Mary, who's annoyed for no reason again. And Heather's like, well, I just don't like the pylons on Britney. I mean, it's the lowest common denominator. She doesn't even know how to turn her lights on in her house. I mean, she's trying to be a good sport, and the bullies are just stealing her lunch money. And Britney's like, well, thank heaven somebody comes to my rescue.

[Brahmin]

Well, why don't you come to your own rescue? At some point, she's got to stand up for herself, says Mary. And Angie's like, wait, Heather, we're going. We're asking Lisa to step back and allow Meredith to communicate when find her voice with friends. And there's times, Meredith myth, where you're really hurt, but you haven't been able to say that. This is how you're making me feel. And you've got Lisa trying to tell people how you feel, and it's not the same. So, Heather, you're trying to tell everyone how Brittany feels, and you need to allow Britney to find her voice in her own group. What I'm trying to say is let her respond on her own so we can make fun of her some more because it'll be hilarious.

[Ronnie]

So let her figure it out with Meredith and let Meredith figure it out with everyone else without Lisa stepping in, which I think is not a terrible point, but they're being. They are always really mean to Britney. Now, is it funny? Yes. Do I love it? I do. But they are really mean to Britney. And Lisa coming for Britney for no reason at this lunch is not cool. So I feel like it's important to get that in. But also say thank you because I really love you.

[Brahmin]

He's like, yeah, I have a lot of feeling emotions about this.

[Ronnie]

When he's like, no, I think there's a big difference between what Heather does for Britney and the other dog versus what Lisa does for Meredith. Because I don't like Meredith, and that's different. Lisa's like, wait a minute. No. Because I haven't even said what the fuck it is yet. Shut the up and let me talk. And then she gets fingers in her face and she's. And Lisa's like, no, you shut the fuck up. Don't you talk to me like that again. Don't talk to me like that again. Or a Mexican album just gonna wrap your neck in its. In its branches and it's gonna strangle you. I've got. I've got friends in high places.

[Brahmin]

Literally redwoods. So then Lisa. They're talking, and then Lisa knocks over her wine and spills. Oh, my God. That was an accident. That was not part of the fight. It's fine. It's out of bounds. Don't worry. Time out, Time out. Let's clean it up. It's fine. I'll buy you a new one. Okay, well, you know what? Hold my hand, because it's the only way. Just give me seven. Seven seconds, Lisa Barlow. Seven seconds for this sisterhood. Seven seconds to tell you about my three books that I've written. No, I just, like. I just don't like you guys telling me what to do and what not to do. I don't like it. Okay, If I want to stand up for her, I will stand up for her.

[Ronnie]

I didn't even say anything yet, and you're assuming what I'm gonna fucking say when he's, like, standing and screaming and having a fit. The waiter comes over and he's like, lady, please excuse me. Unfortunately, the restaurant will not be closed. And they just ignore him, and he's like, okay, well, I would like to toast to Greece. So. Five more minutes. Five more minutes. Five more Greeks.

[Brahmin]

No.

[Ronnie]

No. Restaurant closed restaurants. No. Five more minutes. This is my country, sir. This is my country, sir. Oh, my God. I was so embarrassed. No, please don't. I'll bet she does this at Epcot Center. She's like, this is my country.

[Brahmin]

This is Florida.

[Ronnie]

Get the out of here.

[Brahmin]

A lot of people were angry at Angie K. About this because they felt like it was kind of a Karen moment for her. My interpretation of it was that her. Was her saying, like, no, no. I know we all look. We look like loud, annoying, awful Americans, but I'm actually Greek. It's okay. I think she was trying to be like, it's cool. I'm cool. I'm one of you. That was my interpretation of it. Maybe I'm just an Angie K. Apologist, and I'm okay with that, too. But I. I just chuckled. I was not.

[Ronnie]

I just put my head in my hands, like, oh, no, Angie, what are you doing?

[Brahmin]

What are you doing?

[Ronnie]

This is not your country. Even if it is your country. Who says that? Like, if you're in Chili's getting a fight with someone and they're like, you cannot fight in this bar. Excuse me. This is my country. Okay.

[Brahmin]

Yeah. It's less appealing when you. When you put that accent on it. When. Yeah. So the waiter's like, you know, I'm sorry, but this restaurant is closed, milady.

[Ronnie]

You know that. I know.

[Brahmin]

You know, there's no one else getting up from any other tables in this restaurant. And they just. I have to say, it's. They all start to laugh because they realize, oh, whoops, we took our community theater scene a little bit too far.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, it's like second place. We're getting asked to leave today. Santi's like, this is embarrassing. First we get kicked out of the spa, and now we get kicked out of a restaurant. I mean, Greeks party until the sun comes up, and now we're getting kicked out of a restaurant. That is bad. That is bad. It's bad because please don't forget your stuff because I don't want you to come back to find it.

[Brahmin]

We want this show here. Please leave. Please. I've never been kicked out of a Greek restaurant in my life. That was so embarrassing. He's like, oh, go. So they all leave, and then you see the waiter cleaning up, and he tells, like, the bartender in Greek, thank God that they left.

[Ronnie]

Classic, classic ridiculousness.

[Brahmin]

This would be the time when I'd normally say, well. And then after that, they said, it's the season finale, which means we only have one episode left, which makes me so sad. But guess what? It already aired. And our recap of the season finale will be showing up in your feeds very shortly. But first, we have to record it. And that's what we're going to do right now. So thanks, everyone, for being here for this catch up episode. We appreciate you. We love you. Get your tickets on Friday for the crappies. And guess what? We'll be giving you another reminder on the next episode, I guarantee you. So.

[Ronnie]

And everyone, until February 27th. We sure love you guys. We'll talk to you next time. Bye.

[Brahmin]

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