#3151 Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05 Part Two: Angelicas and Demons

Summary

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Watch What Crappens #3151

Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05 Part Two: Angelicas and Demons

January 8, 2026
Hosted by Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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Episode Overview

In this riotously energetic installment, Ben and Ronnie recap and dissect the latest double serving of Vanderpump Rules (Season 12 Episodes 4 & 5), focusing on the cast’s escalating inter-personal dramas, shifting friendships, questionable romantic choices, and a healthy dose of absurdity. With signature snark, the hosts eviscerate the show’s events—from betrayal among friends to cringe-inducing OnlyFans journeys—while highlighting Bravo’s unique ability to showcase lovable yet exasperating reality stars.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. The Venus-Kim-Marcus-Natalie Friendship Catastrophe

• Venus and Marcus’s Fallout:
  • Marcus sent Venus a friendship-ending text after Venus suggested he stand up for Natalie against Kim (00:41).
  • Ben: “Marcus escalated it and they're acting like Venus, out of the blue, just came for them.” (00:59)
  • Ronnie: “Venus was too much. Also, Venus betrayed Kim...he was telling Marcus to go stand up for Natalie against Kim.” (01:08)
• “The Property of the Gay Friend” Trope:
  • The hosts dig into Kim feeling that Venus belongs to her as her "gay best friend," leading to feelings of betrayal.
  • “It’s like, that's my gay friend and my gay friend wouldn’t even be there for me and stands up for this other girl instead.” (02:45)
• Status Resolution:
  • The group recognizes that Venus is not property, and that Kim is being unreasonable in her demands for loyalty.

2. Angelica & Jason’s Disaster Date: Jiu Jitsu Edition

• Angelica’s Martial Arts Credentials vs. Jason’s Awkwardness:
  • Angelica, a two-time black belt in taekwondo, meets Jason for a jiu jitsu date; he’s clueless about the discipline and fumbles badly (07:13).
  • Jason manhandles Angelica inappropriately during practice: “He's getting too aggressive with her...swinging her around and slamming her to the ground...she's grossed out.” (08:53)
• Jason’s Serial Lying:
  • Amid grappling, Jason blurts out that he lied about not having been involved with someone else at the time he met Angelica, admitting he was “kinda, like, talking to somebody.” (09:24)
  • Ben: “Who you truly are is a liar.” (10:03)
  • Angelica, unamused, refuses his kiss after the confession.
• Snap Judgment:
  • Ronnie: “So, like, impressively dumb in a way that, like, was refreshing to see.” (12:09)

3. The Chris & Jason OnlyFans Hustle (Mother’s Day Special)

• Comedic Commentary on OnlyFans:
  • Chris and Jason produce Mother’s Day content—while in leopard underwear—riffing on being “mama’s boys” and poking fun at each other’s porn names and the adult content hustle. (12:40)
  • Hilarious suggestion: “You can take these flowers and stick them up your cornhole and take a photo of it. That’s for you, Mom.” (13:05)
• Journey to LA & Hustling Hard:
  • Both recount their broke LA days—living out of cars, eating cat food for protein (“cat food tastes like canned tuna” (19:31)), and using trash bags for warmth. This transitions into their decision to monetize their looks via OnlyFans out of financial necessity.
  • Jason: “I was shredded. I love that. That’s what he prioritized.” (19:42)
• Instant Fame & Sordid Research:
  • The hosts Google the boys’ OnlyFans aliases (‘Italian Stallion 3’ and ‘Axel Stone’), noting the saturation of the market and the absurdity of the business.

4. Shane’s “Ethical Non-Monogamy” Routine

• Overt Dating Strategy:
  • Shane boasts about his transparency in dating multiple women, narrating back-to-back dates—Kristen, then Karina—while awkwardly explaining away texts from one woman in front of another (25:10).
  • Shane’s justification: “Ethical nominal is making sure up front a woman knows your intentions are not for exclusive commitment. Kristen’s dating other people and she’s cool with it.” (29:02)
  • Ben: “What you're describing is just like, guys being like...we can see other people. That's not ethical non-monogamy.” (29:10)
• Tattoo Explanation & Trauma Dump:
  • Hilarious detour as Shane explains his “devil reaching for hope” tattoo, using his gunshot wounds to impress dates and overshare traumas as a flirtation tactic. (27:42)

5. The Penis Pump Fiasco & Apartment Hijinks

• Audrey’s Discovery:
  • Audrey, recounting a night at Chris and Jason’s, stumbles on a penis pump and ‘butt toy’ in the guest bathroom, then describes a surreal confrontation with the pump itself: “Me and the penis pump locked eyes. And I was like, 'Hey.' And it was like, 'What are you doing here?'” (35:18)
• Public Bathroom Debates:
  • The hosts argue if a penis pump is fair game for public ridicule if placed in a communal bathroom, foreshadowing drama teased for the next episode.

6. Club Antics: The Abbey Showdown (and Homie-Hopping)

• Group Outing:
  • At The Abbey, things escalate as Angelica, newly hurt (literally and figuratively) by Jason, flirts with Shane—with Chris intervening, feigning protectiveness and invoking “bro code.” (44:14)
• Memorable Putdown:
  • Angelica: “Did he just, like, use his penis pump to come over here and box me?” (45:06)
• Hosts’ Verdict:
  • Ben: “I support it just because Jason was a dick and he deserves to be left behind.” (46:59)
  • Ronnie: “They weren't dating. Come on. Give me a break. That guy...so stupid.” (47:04)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Venus & Kim’s Dynamic:
  • “There is something different about it being the gay. It’s like they feel like, oh, well, he's the gay, so he’s lucky to be with us because he's not with anybody.” (02:52, Ronnie)
• On Jason’s Confessional Fashion:
  • “I would like to know why he's dressed like he's a long lost cast member of the movie Widows. Why does he look like he's trying to break into a mansion and steal a vase?” (05:47, Ben)
• On Their OnlyFans Research:
  • “I did Axel Stone OnlyFans and all sorts of fascinating things have shown up.” (21:36)
  • “There's a Justin Fox who keeps on taking nude photos of himself in the airport bathrooms. He's doing great work.” (23:00)
• On Shane’s ‘Ethics’:
  • “Ethical non-monogamy. What you're describing is just like, guys being like...we can see other people. That's not ethical non-monogamy. That's just like you having your cake and eating it too.” (29:19, Ben)
• On Penis Pump Incident:
  • “Me and the penis pump locked eyes. And I was like, 'Hey.' And it was like, 'What are you doing here?'” (35:18, Audrey, relayed by hosts)
• On Angelica and Shane’s Club Hook-up:
  • “Girl, we do not have to homie hop. We can do a homie walk.” (43:20, Ben)
• Parting Shots at Jason:
  • “You blew her off the first night. You were a no show the second night, and the third time, you tried to kiss her while also giving her back injuries.” (40:22, Ben)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Venus, Marcus, and Kim Drama: 00:34 – 03:44
• Jason and Angelica’s Jiu Jitsu Date + Lying: 07:13 – 12:09
• Chris & Jason’s OnlyFans Backstory: 12:26 – 23:00
• Shane’s “Ethical Non-Monogamy” Montage: 24:37 – 29:02
• Audrey and the Penis Pump: 33:24 – 35:41
• The Abbey Scene, Flirting, and Bro Code Debate: 37:03 – 45:14

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

Ben & Ronnie bring their usual irreverent, lovingly-mocking tone—oscillating between genuine appreciation for the show’s entertainment value (“You cannot tell me this show is not entertaining. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is a good ass show.” (03:14)), and gleeful evisceration of cast member behavior.

If you missed the episode, rest assured: frenemies are still fighting, men are still being absurd, and the cycle of flirtation, betrayal, and Bravo-brand messiness spins ever on.

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Transcript

[Host 1]

Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? When there's so much that happens?

[Host 2]

Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two part recap.

[Host 3]

If you're wondering where part one was.

[Host 1]

Well, go check in the feed and.

[Host 3]

Be sure to subscribe. Subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes.

[Host 1]

But enough of that.

[Host 3]

Let's get right back into the episode.

[Host 1]

So she goes, until until recently, I thought. I thought he would love us no matter what. Like, you guys were the ones who sassed off to him.

[Host 3]

If I remember correctly, Venus had a conversation with Marcus where he's basically like, you need to get your together. And then Marcus wrote Venus a text that was kind of like, you, bro. Like, our friendship's basically over. And Venus is like, you, I never.

[Host 1]

Liked you in the first place.

[Host 3]

And then Marcus then told everyone what happened.

[Host 1]

But, like, this was.

[Host 4]

Yeah, this was.

[Host 3]

Marcus escalated it and they're acting like Venus, out of the blue, just came for them. And. No, Venus was giving tough love and you guys are the fuckers.

[Host 4]

Yeah, but Venus was too much. And also Venus betrayed Kim in her mind because Venus was sticking up for Natalie. He was telling Marcus, you need to go in there and stand up for Natalie against Kim because Kim's coming for Natalie and you know that you've called her your sister, whatever that stupid fight was. So I think he's like. I think Kim's like, oh, you beat. You're supposed to be my gay best friend. And then you betrayed me by telling my boyfriend instead of coming to be nice to me, to go stick up against me with Natalie. And I think that's the real problem. But Venus will never see that, and Kim will never vocalize it because she thinks she's being sneaky.

[Host 5]

And so he's like, what are you talking about? You.

[Host 4]

I got mad at you, but you guys are the ones who outed me to everybody as far as my gossip. Like, you told everybody I talked. You ruined every relationship I have in this place, basically. And she goes, okay, fair. That's fair. Yeah, you're the. You're the bigger here, man.

[Host 3]

Yeah, that's way worse than him saying, be nicer to Natalie. Okay? And also, like, he's not property of Kim.

[Host 1]

And, like, I get it, you know.

[Host 3]

You want your friends to be loyal.

[Host 1]

Etc, but like, like, he's like, he's.

[Host 3]

Also allowed to be friends with Natalie and he's allowed to see that there's all this that's going on, like, between these. And that is Marcus, who is the real issue in that stupid fight with Natalie. And he's allowed to stand up for Natalie and Kim doesn't get to just be like, oh, because. Because he stood up for Natalie, that then we as a couple are going to fire off like a really hostile, mean text.

[Host 4]

Yeah, well, there's also. There's also the element of being the gay friend because it is kind of like property. It's not the same as being a regular friend for whatever reason. It's just not.

[Host 5]

It's like, that's my gay friend and.

[Host 4]

My gay friend wouldn't even be there for me and stands up for this other girl instead.

[Host 6]

Oh, fine.

[Host 4]

You know, and then it just becomes like, okay, I'm going to ruin the gay friend to everybod else and say all the shit. I don't know. There is something different about it being the gay. It's like they feel like, oh, well, he's the gay, so he's lucky to be with us because he's not with anybody.

[Host 5]

And he's lucky to have us as.

[Host 4]

An ally as a couple.

[Host 5]

You know, since he can't have a couple.

[Host 6]

He's just the gay.

[Host 4]

You know, there's something about that.

[Host 3]

There is. God, you know, this show really is good. The fact I love. I love the stupid things that we're talking about on this episode between this fight and with everything with Jason and, and Angelica, like, you cannot tell me this show is not entertaining. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is a good. This is a good ass show.

[Host 4]

So to me, my favorite rain cloud. I love that. To me, yeah, he's hair flipping and.

[Host 5]

Kim's like, yeah, but like, whatever.

[Host 4]

Like, that wasn't right and like, I guess I should apologize.

[Host 7]

And then to me it comes out.

[Host 4]

Like, like, rain cloud. Just like, hi, are we okay? Because, like, it's pretty crowded, so, like, you should get back to work. Thanks.

[Host 3]

I just love her hatred of everyone.

[Host 4]

So. Well, she's also like the manager of morons. I mean, this is like. It's like, okay, we're in the middle of a premiere party, the restaurant is full, everything's busy, and they're like, do you want to go outside and cry for half an hour? Okay, sure. Yeah. They just like sitting there smoking cigarettes like, hello.

[Host 3]

I feel like all she wants to do is finish some sort of like, bowl from Cava that she got for lunch and she just can't find the time to do it because everyone is constantly outside having conversations.

[Host 1]

Can you guys come in and cover.

[Host 3]

The bar so I can finally finish my bowl from cava, it's always melted.

[Host 4]

Like her bowl from kava's always melted by the time she gets back, every.

[Host 3]

Time some sad chickpeas are left. And she's like, well, now it's not even fresh anymore.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

So Jim is like, okay, well, let's maybe try and talk again, you know.

[Host 3]

Because, like, I think I'm obviously struggling with Natalie right.

[Host 1]

Right now, and, like, your closeness with her isn't necessarily comforting, nor do I.

[Host 3]

Feel comfortable being super close to you right now because of that.

[Host 1]

So she's like, well, we can.

[Host 4]

There we go.

[Host 3]

But, like, you're my toy, and you have to be like, you have to stay in my toy chest.

[Host 5]

Yeah. Who's gay? Are you? So he's like, well, love you. Hair flick, hair flick, hair flick.

[Host 4]

And he's like, I don't feel like Kim is fully hearing me. So at this point, I'm just gonna.

[Host 5]

Like, love her where we are, and.

[Host 4]

I'm just gonna move forward and flick my hair a lot until I have an aneurysm. And so because it, like, there, like, literally nothing I can do except make you wonder why every time I'm sitting here in a confessional, one of my eyes is crying. Have you noticed that? What is that? Why is his. Why is his left eye. Our right eye is always crying? Is. Did he just do a bump in that part of his, like, on that side of his nose? Like, what's. I need to know what's happening.

[Host 3]

I would like to know why he's dressed like he's a long lost cast member of the movie Widows. Why does he look like he's trying to break into a mansion and steal a vase?

[Host 4]

Why is ABBA styling you?

[Host 1]

He's got, like, I'm gonna do my.

[Host 3]

Best crimped hair with, like, all black leather and glove outfit. So that way, after I'm done with this, I'm gonna break into Adrian Maloof's house and take a tv. I mean, like, why is he just like.

[Host 4]

I don't know, but I think it's working. I think we're just like old fetty duddy gays. Because I was out last week and, you know, West Hollywood, and I was talking to a gay, and he's like, oh, my God, the new Vanderpump rules. Iconic. The gay iconic. Like, instant icon. Love him.

[Host 5]

His fashion, his hair, his gloves.

[Host 4]

And I was like, wow.

[Host 3]

I guess he's serving a look for sure. It's just, like, very funny for this show. This is a show where in every confessional, all the guys have like their shirts, like unbuttoned down their navel and he is like fully buttoned. He's like all the way covered up in all this black.

[Host 1]

He literally looks like he just took.

[Host 3]

Off his balaclava to do the interview and he's going to put it back on, like scale down the side of some museum loops.

[Host 4]

I love that. Bella. Clouds are coming up twice in a recap. So good.

[Host 3]

Did they. Did you mention a balaclava earlier?

[Host 4]

Yeah, it was my last act of putting all my clothes in. Only fans. Oh, God. So now Jason arrives at the jiu jitsu date.

[Host 5]

So he arrives and he's like, yeah, Angelica's like a Taekwondo two time black belt. Like, it's super impressive.

[Host 4]

Like, I'm not a pro in taekwondo.

[Host 5]

But I love Jiu jitsu. So, like, you know, it's just like.

[Host 4]

About turning joints, you know, like you're supposed to turn your joints in ways that they're not supposed to go. That's like my thing.

[Host 3]

That's great. It's exciting. So he's doing some flips and cartwheels and all this stuff. And Angelica walks in and she immediately is like, that's cool that you're doing these flips, but you didn't tie your belt correctly. Here, I'll fix that for you.

[Guest 1]

You don't even know how to tie your belt.

[Host 4]

He's like, so we find out. For me, if we find out that she is a second degree black belt in Taekwondo and she was on the national team for three years, which is crazy. And we see pictures of her doing this and we see just her practicing and kicking and it's crazy. It's amazing. And so she's like, yeah, I mean.

[Guest 1]

This is like different because this is like joints. And like, what I knew is like. And like, it's different because it's like groundwork. So I don't know, like, I guess it's strange positions he's excited to put me in.

[Host 3]

So now they're gonna. They like do some exercises and everything. And Jason like, like, he. So they're like the instructor like flips Jason over and do this thing and now like, now he's gonna like, Jason's gonna flip Angelica over or Angelica's gonna flip Jason over. They're just like doing like floor exercises and stuff. And it's like back and forth. But then like, Jason like takes Angelica and like whips her around his body and slammed to the ground and she's like, whoa, whoa. That was a lot right there.

[Host 4]

She's like, yeah, super weird. Yeah. He's getting too aggressive with her. And also, she doesn't know this. She doesn't know this discipline. So he's just, like, swinging her around and slamming her to the ground and, like, getting on top of her, and it's not sexy. He's, like, trying to win, and it's. She's grossed out. She's grossed out by it.

[Host 3]

So he now has her face down on the ground in sort of like a flirty way. And so she's on the ground and he's like. He's like, sort of grappling her, and he's sort of, like, over her. And at this moment on their date, he goes, I gotta be honest with.

[Host 1]

You with something, though.

[Host 3]

Not gonna lie. At the time, I was kind of, like, talking to somebody, but, like, I just want, you know that it's done. So it's like she asked you if you were talking to someone and you said no, and now you lied again.

[Host 1]

Like, it's amazing, like, how.

[Host 3]

How many, like, bear traps can you step into? Like, what is. What is wrong with this person?

[Host 1]

And then he goes, yeah, me and.

[Host 3]

Angelica are starting on a new slate, and I feel more vulnerable, I feel more safe with Angelica. I just want to open up to her.

[Host 1]

I like wearing my heart on my.

[Host 3]

Sleeve and showing her who I truly am. Who you truly are is a liar.

[Host 4]

You're a fucking liar. Big time. Multiple, multiple time liar. So now he's still on top of her, and he's like, so, like, the person I was talking to was somebody that was, like, so important to me at the time, but then. Then the time showed me that they weren't the right match.

[Host 5]

So, like, I'm open to see what the next step is with you.

[Host 4]

And she's like, okay, but this is also.

[Host 3]

He just shut up. Stop saying. I think he's trying to be like, that's how much I like you is that I got rid of this other person who meant a lot to me. I'm like, do they really mean a lot to you if you met this one girl who you blocked on Instagram. Yeah. You didn't even want to, like, hang out with at Barney's Beanery, but you're gonna dump someone over that? I'm like, no, something is not. This is over here.

[Host 7]

Yeah.

[Host 5]

She's like, can you.

[Guest 1]

Can I be honest with you? Could you be honest with me? Let me be honest with you. Could you be honest with me?

[Host 4]

And he's like, okay, for sure.

[Guest 1]

Do you have a situation going on.

[Host 4]

This is the flashback. So now she's like, whatever, this guy lied to me. And the producer asked her, does Jason know about your ex?

[Guest 1]

And she's like, I mean, yes.

[Host 4]

And we see a flashback of her saying she still lives with the ex. And he asked, did you say that you were still sleeping with him?

[Guest 1]

And she's like, well, I may not have used those words exactly, but, like, I think it's pretty obvious because I can still live with him. I mean, duh.

[Host 3]

Yeah. I mean, she probably should be, like.

[Host 1]

A little bit more explicit.

[Host 3]

But the point is that she asked him if he was in a situation, and he said explicitly no.

[Host 1]

And now he's saying that not only.

[Host 3]

Was he not in a situation, he's.

[Host 1]

Now saying he was.

[Host 2]

I'm sorry, not now.

[Host 1]

Is he not only saying that he.

[Host 3]

Was in a situation, but he was with a situation with someone who was really important to him? I was like, what? Why are you so bad at this?

[Host 7]

Yeah, he really is.

[Host 4]

So he tries to kiss her. He's still straddling her, and she's like. And she gets out of it.

[Host 5]

And he's like, okay, well, deserve a kiss. I mean, like, that's not the biggest thing.

[Host 4]

I mean, maybe she's just playing games. I don't know. Oh, you're such a dumbass.

[Host 3]

So, like, impressively dumb in a way that, like, was refreshing to see. I feel like we haven't seen. We haven't seen this level of idiocy in a little bit, so it feels great to. It feels like a warm hug. So now, speaking of, we now go see the eyebrows over at their apartment where Chris is filming something.

[Host 1]

It's like, is he.

[Host 4]

Like, they're doing, like, a joint? No, they're. Yeah, they're, like, doing a joint. Only fans, but for Mother's Day. So fucking weird. Like, do you blow each other at the end of this? Like, what is happening?

[Host 7]

It's weird.

[Host 5]

So he's like, hey, what's going on, guys? How you doing today? We're getting crafty, as you can see. Like, I've got a bouquet of flower for my mom because Mother's Day is around the corner, even though she doesn't live here. But whatever. I'll enjoy the flowers. Love you, Mom. Got my cousin Jason here. We're both mama's boys. We both love our moms, and we both got cornholes.

[Host 4]

Let's see what we're gonna do with them today.

[Host 3]

I know.

[Host 1]

Here's a great gift. You can take these flowers and stick.

[Host 3]

Them up your cornhole and take a photo of it. That's for you, Mom.

[Host 6]

Hey, Mom.

[Host 4]

Sorry I can't say Happy Mother's Day with my mouth full. Jesus, Jason, back off, okay? It's not your time yet.

[Host 1]

When it come on my face, I'm dedicating it to you.

[Host 3]

Mom, I only got here from my one one way, and it's because someone did this with you. This is. Again. This is. This is actually, like, you know, we always talk about how the boys are always talking about how they. They really emphasize how much they love their moms. So this is all kind of like only fans Boyerism.

[Host 1]

And so they're doing this and Jason's telling us. The journey with me and Chris moving to California was just like any typical actor story. You know, the first five months in la, I was grinding as a server, working at a spa, and I was also working at a club, and I had three jobs.

[Host 3]

And Chris says, yeah, first move to la.

[Host 1]

It was, like, not really what I was expecting. I mean, I thought, like, hello, your.

[Host 3]

Lead actor for the Tangled reboot is here. But didn't really happen. I sort of thought it would just they find me at the diner.

[Host 1]

But no, we barely had anything, so.

[Host 4]

Such sad news on that front. By the way, have you heard of that?

[Host 3]

The Tangled?

[Host 4]

New Tangled movie casts Tegan Croft and Milo Manheim. I mean, you got beat out by a Manheim. Cameron Manheim is somewhere right now, like, second Vanderpump rules.

[Host 7]

Loser. Enjoy blowing your cousin for the next decade.

[Host 3]

Dang. That was three hours ago. That is fresh news. And that really is Cameron Manheim's the Sun. I didn't talk it.

[Host 4]

Oh, is it?

[Host 3]

Wow.

[Host 4]

I. I didn't know that that was really Cameron.

[Host 3]

Tangled star Milo Manheim is following in mom Cameron Manheim's footsteps.

[Host 4]

There you go. Little Boston Legal. Don't.

[Host 5]

With a Boston Legal B player.

[Host 4]

I shouldn't call her a B player. Supporting player.

[Host 3]

She won an Emmy Award for something.

[Host 4]

Cameron Mannheim for Boston Legal, I think.

[Host 3]

Or the Practice.

[Host 4]

One of those. Or the Practice after that.

[Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

Yeah, you're right. You're right. The Practice. Yeah, you're right.

[Host 3]

Wow, this really is.

[Host 4]

Sorry, I missed.

[Host 3]

Brand new. Brand new news. I don't know why I'm so, like, shocked by this, but, yeah, that is.

[Host 1]

That is tough.

[Host 3]

Sorry, Chris. You. You would have been a great choice.

[Host 4]

But unfortunately, I know. I actually felt bad for him. But then I remember that this is a show about watching people's dreams die. And I was like, so much is happening in season one.

[Host 3]

Yes.

[Host 2]

Also, I Have to say, I know.

[Host 3]

That Chris feels like he is the perfect, you know, Flynn writer.

[Host 1]

I gotta say, if I'm gonna choose.

[Host 3]

Anyone from Bravo, I'm gonna choose Joe Bradley. The Southern charm version, not the below deck version. Right. I think, I think we gotta say it's a. It's kind of a Joe Bradley role.

[Host 4]

I don't remember the man in that movie. I just remember the chick because she was.

[Host 3]

I just, I just, I love that major. That's all I'm saying.

[Host 4]

I don't remember the guy doing much. I mean, whatever. The chick had so much.

[Host 3]

Congratulations.

[Host 4]

I was like, can you spare a little?

[Host 5]

It's time for a commercial.

[Host 4]

It's time for a crappin's commercial.

[Host 3]

I'm surprised they were able to even make a whole movie out of that. I always, like, I always loved Rapunzel as a fairy tale, but I always felt like it was a bit one dimensional. It was like, oh, she got put up in the tower. She grew her hair out, she let it down.

[Host 1]

He climbed up and I'm always like.

[Host 3]

How did they get down from there? Doesn't he. Once he climbs up the. Once he climbs up the tower, isn't he just stuck in the tower also?

[Host 4]

Unless it's like hangnail. I got like you get a nail and you hang it and then you like loop your hair around it and so you could use it like as a both way kind of a thing.

[Host 3]

You cut off the hair and then tie it to something in the tower and then.

[Host 4]

No, you don't cut off the hair. No, no, you don't cut it off. I mean, I remember I saw the movie, but I just, I don't remember that much.

[Host 3]

You don't cut out the hair. Yeah, just like.

[Host 4]

It sounds like a gross live action movie though, because in cartoons the hair looks cute. You know what I mean?

[Guest 1]

It's like, oh, my God, it's this long.

[Host 4]

But hair that, that's long in real life is just not cute. It's all damaged and like, issues. There's probably bugs living in it. It's going to be an awkward live action movie. I'm just saying right now. They're going to be like, cameron Manheim son was disgusting trying to manhandle all that hair. Cameron's gonna be like, damn it, we.

[Host 7]

Worked so hard for this. We should have let the Vanderpump kids ruled. Vanderpump rules.

[Host 5]

Kids take it.

[Host 6]

Oh, God.

[Host 3]

According to Google AI, it says in the classic Brothers Grimm version, the Rapunzel story ends with the witch banishing Rapunzel to the wilderness, where she has twins and her prince. Blinded by thorns after jumping from the tower. See, that's what happens. You can't get back down. He had to jump out of the tower. Finds her by voice, and the tears of her joy heal his sight. So basically she was, yeah, we saw.

[Host 4]

Him to the woods.

[Guest 2]

I know.

[Host 1]

I was like, isn't this just into the woods?

[Host 3]

I think Google AI messed up because I'm like, she was in the tower. And then her mom was like, you get out of my tower. I was protecting you. Now you're going in the wilderness. Enjoy your kids. You got knocked up. You got knocked up.

[Host 1]

Rapunzel's like, I'm on Only Fans Guys now. So I've been, like, kicked out of my tower. And I'm just like, on Only Fans.

[Host 3]

And then you sign up and she's like, not even showing anything.

[Host 4]

She's braiding her hair. You're like, what the. Rapunzel?

[Host 3]

Wow.

[Guest 1]

Didn't promise you anything.

[Host 5]

Okay, so.

[Host 4]

We'Re hearing. So we're watching the boys make this Mother's Day video. They're now jerking each other off while Jason tells us, yeah, like, when we.

[Host 5]

First got here, like, it was bad. We were living in our fucking cars. And Chris is like, yeah, dude, my Volkswagen Jetta.

[Host 4]

Oh, God. Right there.

[Host 5]

Just get the nuts a little.

[Host 4]

All our clothes were in trash bags.

[Host 5]

Jason's like, yeah, I was using trash bags and clothes.

[Host 4]

It's warmth at night and your body heat.

[Host 5]

And honestly, bro, I was just getting sick of ramen noodles and cat food.

[Host 3]

Oh, God. This. I forgot. Forgot about this detail. Well, first of all, it's also funny, like, using your. Using your trash bags and clothes as warmth at night, and you and your.

[Host 4]

Body heat, these two. I mean, can I sign up? Where do I sign up again? I'm willing to go back.

[Host 1]

So then Jason tells us, yeah, man, when I got here, I was trying to eat clean and I didn't have any money to do it, so I.

[Host 3]

Was eating cat food. Really? And Bruce was like, what does cat food taste like? And have you seen Great Gardens? And he's like.

[Host 1]

Tastes like canned tuna.

[Host 3]

Like the one you get at Ralph's, you mean? Not the one you get at, like, Bristol Farms, not the one you get at Erewhon.

[Host 1]

And he's like, honestly, shout out to them.

[Host 3]

I was shredded. I love that. That's what he prioritized. He was like, I don't have enough money for anything. Like, I'm. I'm scraping things by, but gotta look good. Which, honestly, it's la. So I actually, that is the journey for. For many actors.

[Host 4]

I mean, it works. The cat food stock just went up. I just imagine so many, so many queens in this town, especially being like, you know what?

[Host 5]

He did it.

[Host 4]

I can do it. Cat food.

[Host 5]

It is cat food.

[Host 3]

Fancy feasts.

[Host 4]

Yeah. So no. Oh, sorry, go ahead.

[Host 3]

I was gonna say that. So they're just doing their. Like, they're doing this photo shoot with their manager, which is funny. This. This random girl.

[Host 1]

And Jason's like, yeah, Chris and I were just trying to figure out how we're gonna make money faster. And I see all these social media people and I'm thinking to myself, how are they making. Gonna make money like this?

[Host 3]

And I'm like, do we need a backstory for why you decide to join OnlyFans? I think it's pretty obvious.

[Host 4]

You're hot. Okay. It's an option. You took it, we get it.

[Host 5]

And so meanwhile, they come at the.

[Host 4]

Same time, which is really impressive.

[Host 5]

And Jason's like, yeah, subscribe if you want to see Justin Fox's page. And Chris is like, yeah, like, and subscribe if you want to see Axel Stone's page. Oh, God. Italian Stallion 3. Yeah. Find me Italian Stallion.

[Host 4]

I love that you're in Italian Stallion 3. Listen, it's hard enough getting into the live action. Tangled being Italian Stallion one, you know, but three.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Also, I just looked up Axel Stone and it's. It's actually a Street Fighter character. I was like, you named your porn name after Street Fighter? Of course he did.

[Host 4]

Wait, who's. Wait, who's. Say it. Who was that?

[Host 3]

Stone? That's Chris.

[Host 4]

Chris is what? Didn't he say he's Italian Stallion? Oh, no, you're right. Yeah, he says this, but I just.

[Host 3]

Like, there's actually another Axel Stone. There's also another porn star named Axel Stone. This is what I'm discovering as I'm looking here on I did Axel Stone. Only fans and all sorts of fascinating things have shown up.

[Host 4]

But wait, I just looked up Italian Stallion 3 and this is not him. This is some guy who just had a baby. He's like, hey, I'm Italian Stallion 3. So wait, who's he saying to follow? You need to get better at this. I'm trying. I'm trying to get a boner, guys. Yeah, who's this Italian Stallion 3. Okay, what's his other name? Axel Stone. Page.

[Host 3]

Axel Stone with no E, I suppose. I don't know.

[Host 4]

Maybe there's an E. Stone naked.

[Host 3]

I'm going to look up just Justin Fox. Justin Fox only fans. Let's see if anything shows up.

[Host 4]

Yes. View profile. It's like, it's sensitive. Are you sure you want to look at it? Yes, I'm sure.

[Host 5]

Oh yeah.

[Host 4]

Okay. So it is Axel. Axel the stone. So you see, they're not even get. But it says axel the stone hasn't posted. Do I need to.

[Host 3]

I will say I looked up Justin Fox, who is Jason, and I said, Justin Fox only fans. And I did not find anything particularly good there. But there is another Justin Fox who is a porn star and he is quite impressive. I will say, good for you, other Justin Fox.

[Host 4]

This one is like Justin with a Y and two X's.

[Host 3]

There's a Justin Fox who keeps on taking nude photos of himself in the airport bath. Like airplane bathrooms. He's doing great work. He's like this big beefy guy. Good for him.

[Host 4]

Yeah, I can't find him. Okay, we'll have like a full. We'll have a full at least X breakdown one of these days.

[Host 5]

So he's like, yeah, south be.

[Host 3]

We'll do it at South Beach.

[Host 4]

Yeah, we'll do it at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival. Hell yes.

[Host 5]

So Jason's like, yeah, people were hitting me up on Instagram left and right saying you should do only fans. And then like all of a sudden it was just like, you're right, Rica. And Chris is like, yeah, Jason started OnlyFans before me and I just saw how much money he was making and I wanted to make as much fucking money as we could. So we did it.

[Host 4]

And now they're in leopard underwear and.

[Host 7]

They'Re going, happy Mother's Day.

[Host 3]

So stupid. Did you. Did you mention this line from Chris? I may have been looking at fans pictures at this point, but did you mention this line when he said, you.

[Host 1]

Know, serving you can make good money.

[Host 3]

But we were still in the hole.

[Host 4]

Oh, God.

[Host 3]

Sir, you gotta really.

[Host 4]

You're still in it.

[Host 7]

You're literally in it in this scene.

[Host 3]

You are really, really showing it off. Okay, so yeah, they're like in the leopard. Happy Mother's Day. So their photographer slash manager leaves and Jay. And then Jason goes, okay, well, I gotta study Shakespeare because I got my scene tomorrow.

[Guest 2]

Oh.

[Host 3]

So amazing. So good.

[Host 4]

So then we go to Shane getting dressed.

[Host 6]

He's like, oh, yeah, wine for the lady, fruit punch for the man. That's how it's gonna go today.

[Host 4]

And he's getting ready for like a date.

[Host 5]

And he's telling us in one point.

[Host 6]

In my Life, it genuinely was. Dude, how do we get laid all the time? I didn't care about the consequences into that. But you know what? Now I'm older, I've been humbled by life. Then it's more like Halloween. Tell the truth, but still give the needs. I needs met, bro. Shane Davis, baby.

[Host 3]

Yeah. So you are still thinking, how do we get laid all the time? You're just saying now. I'm not going to lie about it. And by the way, in this scene that happens, he literally lies about it.

[Host 6]

Yeah, Women have sexual needs too. I'm here to fulfill them.

[Host 3]

So this girl Kristen arrives and he's.

[Guest 2]

Like, hey, sorry, my dog didn't go crazy for a second.

[Host 1]

And she's like, it's okay, I love dogs.

[Guest 2]

He's like, yeah, Kristen's an absolute baddie. And I met her on set. What set was it? Doesn't matter. When you're a model, all the world's a set. And I'm hyped up that she's finally back in a dating pool because I think the situation Natalie kind of made me insecure.

[Host 1]

Got all these guys leaning into, like, now I'm insecure, I'm vulnerable.

[Host 3]

It is hilarious. This is such a 2026 version of this show. It's kind of amazing. You know, we see two weeks ago, Natalie being like, you shot all your.

[Host 1]

Cards, that's like, making me kind of bored. So now he's like, and now I'm.

[Guest 3]

Just gonna, like, have a couple of.

[Guest 2]

Solid dates after all this confusion just to get my mojo back.

[Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Host 6]

He's like, oh, my God, how did I get this open?

[Guest 3]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 6]

It's a twist off, baby.

[Guest 1]

It's a twist off on the wine.

[Guest 2]

First time in my life I was.

[Guest 3]

Wondering, how do I take a cork.

[Guest 2]

Out of a bottle? But now I'm all about the twist offs.

[Host 6]

Hope you don't mind, I'm gonna have some few puns. Okay.

[Host 4]

She's like, okay.

[Host 5]

So she's like, sorry, started drinking without you. So what have you been up to?

[Host 6]

Like, most of Screen Run. You know how it goes. Yeah, I got my last story, which I'm working on pretty. It's pretty much the whole thing because, yeah, I got shot when I was young. I was paralyzed. I had to learn to walk. And maybe you've heard about it. Probably not, because my story's not out yet. Biopic, baby.

[Guest 2]

I'm calling it 8 mile 2.

[Host 1]

So 16 mile, huh?

[Guest 2]

I didn't get it.

[Host 1]

So she's like, wow. Can I see your gunshot wounds?

[Guest 3]

Yeah, look, I put band aids on them. Gunshot wounds. I always know where they are when I want to press and check.

[Guest 2]

Oh, God, I'm a half titty.

[Host 4]

And then he tells us, yeah, I've got a problem.

[Host 6]

Trauma dumping. But you know what? I'm an over shower. But using those gunshot wounds is a lure to show off the hard work I've been putting on Halfway titty. Not a bad idea.

[Guest 2]

Yeah, I got this one in high school and I. And so it's the devil reaching for hope. That's my hope tattoo. The devil reaching for hope.

[Host 3]

Like, wait, so the devil. You're saying the devil's trying to take hope, or the devil is, like, actually trying to find hope? The devil's trying to be hopeful right now.

[Host 4]

I like that. The devil really just, like, wants to be understood.

[Host 3]

He's like, oh, God, please hope.

[Host 4]

It's like, no, stop.

[Host 3]

This is a reminder that you have to have. I'm assuming it's like, this is a reminder that you've got to keep hope alive because otherwise the devil's going to take it away from you. So therefore, I've got a tattoo on my shoulder in case I forget to have hope.

[Host 4]

What an absolute tool.

[Host 3]

I love it.

[Host 4]

She goes, wow, I love it.

[Host 6]

He's like, yeah, yeah, I want to make out.

[Host 4]

And then he gets a text and it says here. And she goes, oh, a text from someone named Karina, huh?

[Host 6]

And he goes, oh, that's my sister. Let me text back, wait in your car or I'm telling mom.

[Host 3]

She's like, I want to. You. Well, you have a weird relationship with your sister.

[Guest 2]

That's just the way we talk. That's it. It's fine. Anyway, you gotta go. Gotta go. Bye. Bye, Bye, bye, bye.

[Host 3]

She's like.

[Host 4]

She goes, look, I don't care. Just with. I'm with somebody, but I don't care.

[Host 5]

As long as they're up front.

[Host 6]

He goes, yeah, right? Yeah, that's pretty good. Okay, get out of here before she sees you. Okay, yeah.

[Guest 2]

Ethical nominal is making sure up front that a woman knows that your intentions are not for exclusive commitment. Kristen's dating other people and she's cool with it.

[Host 3]

I'm like, ethical non monogamy. What you're describing is just like, guys being like. So it's where this is like, not a thing.

[Host 7]

Right.

[Host 3]

So we can see other people. That's not ethical. Non monogamy. That's just like you having your cake and eating it too. Low carb. Of course.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Guest 2]

So I know you got to get to that concert.

[Host 1]

And she's like, what concert?

[Guest 2]

I got you tickets. Here's your concert. Go have fun. Bye.

[Host 6]

But we are definitely seeing each other again.

[Guest 1]

All right, Have a good.

[Host 3]

It's literally like watching, like, Colbert or something like that.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Host 3]

And now coming to the stage is Karina.

[Host 7]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

Someone else who looks exactly the same. Different. Same girl, different tattoos. So the producer says you're seeing multiple people, but you're very transparent.

[Host 6]

That's right.

[Guest 1]

Ethical monogamy.

[Host 5]

Okay, but then why didn't you tell.

[Host 4]

Kristen that Karina was coming? And he's like.

[Host 6]

I can't really say it. I just can't say it.

[Host 4]

Come on, man.

[Guest 2]

So he's like, have you been good, Karina?

[Host 1]

She's like, so, what about yourself?

[Guest 2]

He's like, I'm all right.

[Host 3]

And then he, like, leans in and just starts to kiss.

[Guest 2]

Like, want to watch a movie? Let's watch something scary. Let's watch the ice Score.

[Host 6]

Scary.

[Guest 2]

Sigoni Weaver.

[Host 1]

And Shane is like, look, Karina loves movies.

[Guest 2]

I have the best VHS collection upstairs.

[Host 1]

Don't have a VHS player, but I have a collection.

[Guest 2]

So what I do is I hold.

[Host 3]

One in one my one hand and one the other. I do, like, a little puppet show with the.

[Guest 2]

With the VHS as puppets. It's so good. We got five minutes into it, then we just bone.

[Host 6]

Yeah. Karina's really into the first five minutes of movies. Yeah.

[Host 3]

So stupid.

[Host 4]

So now we go to Angelica's apartment, and Audrey comes over, and.

[Host 5]

Angelica's like.

[Guest 1]

Bro, Literally standing up just now, Like, I like it. Totally felt it. I got my back blown out in the worst away by a man yesterday.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Guest 3]

Word of silence for my vertebrae. Not gonna lie. And at the end of it, he was like, oh, by the way, I just want to be honest. Like, I did cut off the girl I was talking. Talking to. And I was like, okay. And then after telling me this, he tried to kiss me, and I was like, I just, like, don't want anything to do with Jason. I'm not gonna lie.

[Guest 1]

So she's like, let's go over my history with Jason. So we flirted for a full day, and that was super cute. And then he made out with another girl. And then he invites me to a place and doesn't show up. And then we do a weird day where he injures me. Like, can we just move forward from the situation? Like, what the, bro?

[Host 5]

So Audrey's like, did he.

[Host 6]

Did he tell you about his other job?

[Host 5]

They're of.

[Guest 1]

She's like, only dance.

[Host 3]

I really can't drop so well on this show.

[Host 1]

I was just like, yeah, you didn't know about it.

[Guest 2]

She's like, what?

[Guest 3]

Like, that's, like another red flag. Like, what is the content?

[Host 3]

She's like, I don't want to know.

[Host 1]

I'm, like, so desensitized.

[Host 3]

Only fans.

[Host 1]

Because, like, ever since I've had, like.

[Host 3]

A phone, I've, like, known what it was like.

[Guest 2]

I won't say.

[Host 3]

Like, I've never thought about doing only fans, but you can express yourself how you want and make, like, a lot of money and then fuck off to Europe and, like, marry a prince and, like. Like, I don't know if they would, like, want anyone who only does. Who does only fans.

[Host 1]

But you know what? They wouldn't have to know.

[Host 3]

I love this narrative that she has for herself that you do only fans for enough money to then fly off and marry into royalty. Yeah.

[Host 4]

I think it's harder than. People make it sound only fans, because everybody's on it. You know, I think you're. You're out there, like, wheeling and dealing and hustling and I think I told you this, but at my niece's high school, there was a mom doing only fans, and she wrote on the back of her car with, like, paint on the window. You know, when people do that, like, just graduated. But instead of that, it said, like, only fans. And it had her, like, QR code. And so all the dad. She was getting in trouble because all the dads were, like, sitting in the carpool line and going to her only fans. You know, like, you have to work it.

[Host 1]

Yeah, it's.

[Host 3]

There's competition out there. It's really very difficult.

[Host 4]

Commercials.

[Guest 3]

Here comes one right now.

[Host 5]

So Audrey's like, can I tell you a funny story? So Chris and I were hanging out after our surf lesson, and, like, I'd been, like, drinking, and he goes, you want to just stay at my place? And I was like, sure. I mean, it was like PG13, but in the morning, I needed a shower. So he's like, second door to the right. So I go to the shower, and there's like, do you know what a penis pump is? She's like, what?

[Guest 1]

What does that entail?

[Host 5]

She's like, yeah, it's like, to get, like. I don't know, like, to get an erection or like. Like erectile dysfunction or something.

[Guest 1]

It's like, oh, my God, Poor thing.

[Host 5]

She says, yeah, but, like, it was staring me down.

[Host 4]

And then we see. Don't we see it? Isn't this where we see it? They show us a picture of. Okay, so not only is it the penis pump, it's also a big rubber poo. Say that's in there. Did you notice the big rubber button? The jerk off toy?

[Host 3]

I saw that. Well, I was wondering if.

[Host 1]

Because I saw. I feel like I saw the pump.

[Host 3]

Because I saw the thing, but then I saw. Then I saw the. The. Yes, I saw the. The flesh. The flesh.

[Host 1]

What's it called?

[Host 3]

I don't know.

[Host 4]

I just call it a fake. What else do you call it?

[Host 3]

The flesh pump. The flesh. You know, the flesh thing. It's called the flesh.

[Host 4]

You're lazy for stuff like that. Honestly. Like, all this excess, the gadgets and the things. That's too much. But, yeah, I noticed what it was. It was like, no, it's not a flashlight. I know what those are. Flashlight is different. It looks like a flashlight. But this was like a butt, you know, like a little butt.

[Host 3]

Oh. So maybe what I thought was a flashlight was the penis bump. And then I did not see the. I did not, because I've seen. And then I do know that there are those, like, butts that, like, you can.

[Host 4]

Yeah, it's like a butt and a poo. Say, and so. So that's in there, too.

[Host 5]

And so she's like, yeah. And I was like, staring me down. I was like, mid, oh. She's like, yeah, I was like, staring me down.

[Host 4]

I was like, mid.

[Host 5]

Shampoo and Me and the penis pump. Locked eyes. And I was like, hey. And it was like, what are you doing here? And I was like, what are you doing here?

[Host 4]

So he sees her in the hall, and he goes, hey, I thought you were in my bathroom. And she's like, I was. And he goes, no, that's. That's not my bathroom. That's Jason's bathroom.

[Host 5]

She's like, oh, my God.

[Host 3]

So I just want to point out, yeah, it's Jason. This stuff is in the public bathroom that's in the hallway for the guests to use. And it seems like this will be an issue because the previews for next week, they're doing a photo shoot.

[Host 1]

And Angelica says, three, two, one, say penis pump.

[Host 3]

And then it looks like Chris gets mad at Audrey because, like, why are you making fun of the penis pump? And then Ozzy gets mad at Angelica. Like, why would you say that? Why would you out that?

[Host 1]

But I'm like, this penis pump is.

[Host 3]

In the public bathroom of your. Of your apartment. And also, you're on OnlyFans.

[Host 4]

Well, it's Jason's bathroom, but still.

[Host 3]

But it's Jason's bathroom. But she said, I went down the hallway. But the implication of the bathroom is public.

[Host 5]

So Angelica's like, ew, Ew.

[Guest 1]

I need to shave my ears and grow new ears. I wish I was like a starfish because, like, they can regrow their ligaments.

[Host 3]

So Angela, she's like, I want to cut off my ears, but then I want. I want them to grow back again. So then Angelica. Angelica just lying there, she's like, oh, my knees and back hurt a lot. It's like my. My neck, my back, my. And my crack, they are out of commission right now.

[Host 4]

And, well, that's two out of three things that he had in his bathroom.

[Host 3]

Sandra is like, like, well, we're going to the Abbey tonight because we just want to, like, gross out all the gay people who are just trying to have a fun time, like dancing. Yeah, that's a straight place, like, shake ass.

[Host 5]

So now at the Abbey, Audrey's there with Mary, Faith, and Parker, and they're.

[Host 4]

Talking about Venus bringing his sister. And then Natalie comes and, you know, But I don't know.

[Host 5]

It's just like, hello, hello, hello, hello. So then the boys come. Chris comes, and he's like, whoa, I'm big on charcuterie, guys. Madre's like, I'm obsessed with people ordering.

[Host 6]

For me, so go for it.

[Host 3]

It's like, oh, yeah, you're in good hands with me. I know my way around charcuterie.

[Host 1]

I just made some for my mom.

[Host 3]

And then jerked off all over it. So then some of this video. Venus. Venus has a sister, Savannah.

[Host 1]

And he's like, savannah is my youngest sibling, and she is in my eyes.

[Host 3]

It's, like, perfect in every single way.

[Host 1]

But you want to, like, know a little bit of dirt on Savannah. She hooked up with Peter once.

[Host 3]

Yeah, that Peter.

[Host 1]

Savannah, what the were you doing? She's probably like, thanks.

[Host 3]

Thanks for unnecessarily telling America all about that. I'm not a cast member on your show, okay? I'm already mortified.

[Host 4]

Neither is Peter, and he's catching strays in every episode. So then Angelica and Peterson. Peterson. Angelica and Jason hang out, and she's like, my back hurts, I guess. Was it from jiu jitsu? Is it, like, from jiu jitsu? She goes, yeah.

[Guest 1]

It's like, you were rough. It's like when I stand, I feel this, like, electric shock, and it shoots down my whole spine. Like, it's scary.

[Host 5]

And he goes, yeah, you should go to a chiropractor.

[Host 4]

Yeah. She's like, you should send her to a chiropractor, you back blower.

[Host 3]

She says she's getting an MRI tomorrow, and he's like, yeah, it's probably just, like, a pinched nerve.

[Host 1]

It happens to me, like, all the time.

[Host 3]

Oh, you ordered food. It shows up, up. He's like, somehow thrown off by this. He's like, do you have any. You have any Friskas in that?

[Host 1]

Any.

[Host 3]

Any fancy feasts?

[Host 1]

And she's like, yeah, I think actually, like, Chris ordered it. He's like, hell, yeah. I'm just in pain, so.

[Host 4]

Okay.

[Host 1]

I'm just. I can't really stand.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Guest 2]

So.

[Host 5]

Yeah, well, damn, I want to eat that, but I can't have cheese because I'm not a cheese guy. God.

[Host 4]

What do you want?

[Host 5]

I'll put some on the plate for you.

[Host 4]

Like.

[Host 1]

I'm just trying to give you.

[Host 3]

A lot of hints that I don't want to talk anymore, so I'll. I'll get it. Because they need forks. Yeah.

[Host 1]

Okay. I really can't talk about charcuterie logistics with you anymore. It's kind of driving me nuts. So I just want to tell you something. I just really. I really like you. And I might be, like. I think we might be better off as friends. I just feel, like, a little overwhelmed. And when you tried to kiss me, it made me. I don't know.

[Guest 2]

I just, like.

[Host 1]

Like, I don't know, but I feel like I don't know. I just think that, like, can you walk away now? Because I.

[Host 5]

Okay. Okay.

[Host 4]

Well, like, I'm totally cool with being friends, I guess. I hope your back feels better. And so he tells us, deep, deep down, I'm hurt. Like, I could feel my ego trying.

[Host 5]

To cover it up and be like.

[Host 4]

Jason, don't act hurt.

[Host 5]

But, like, we just had a date.

[Host 4]

And I had a chance to show her who I am, and I was on top of her, and she was pinned to the ground.

[Host 5]

Now it's just all cut off. Like, all the feeling in her feet, probably.

[Host 4]

God.

[Host 5]

What?

[Host 3]

It was, sir, you did show her who you were. This is. You had three chances, too. Okay.

[Host 4]

That's why she's leaving her off.

[Host 3]

Yeah, you blew her off the first night. You were a no show the second night, and the third time, you tried to kiss her while also giving her back injuries.

[Host 4]

Yeah. So he tells Chris that he got dumped, and Chris is like, whoa, bro.

[Host 5]

She's playing games. She's playing games, bro.

[Host 4]

And he gets, like, way too mad. You guys are weird.

[Host 5]

Just date.

[Host 4]

Like, yeah, I know this frowned upon, but, like, you're Too mad and it's creepy.

[Host 1]

And then he's like, I mean, they just had a jujitsu class, and apparently she can't stand up, but she walked.

[Host 3]

Her ass over here.

[Host 1]

It's like, well, she can walk.

[Host 3]

It's. She's not like an invalid now, but her.

[Host 4]

She's not moving a chair with a straw in her mouth. She's, like, just a total fake, according to him. And he's like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know her.

[Host 5]

But, like, she's, like, got weird fake energy. So, like, I can't really tell her motives.

[Host 4]

What are her motives? She just dumped him. It's not like she's playing games with him. She said, I don't like you, and she left him. That's not a game.

[Host 3]

The one who's acting squirrely is Jason. He's one acting crazy. And then he's the one who's like.

[Host 1]

He'S upset that, like, she broke things.

[Host 3]

Off with him when he was the one who was like, you're clingy and I don't want to talk with you anymore, and then decide. So, like, that already happened. And then on top of that, he decided he did want to talk to her, and then he blew her off. It's crazy.

[Host 5]

And then Chris says, yeah, she actually.

[Host 4]

Sent Jason a picture of her at.

[Host 5]

The gym the other day after Jiu Jitsu. So, like, she's full of. That's what she is.

[Host 4]

And she posted on Instagram last night.

[Guest 1]

She's like, here's the picture I supposedly texted him. It's from my Instagram.

[Host 1]

So, yeah.

[Host 3]

So then in comes Shane. So he sits down, Angelica.

[Guest 2]

He's like, hey, what's up? How are you?

[Guest 3]

Nice kitty.

[Guest 2]

Man, why is there cat food on it? Angelica's like, yeah, you look, like, really good tonight. He's like, oh, damn, you look really good tonight. What's going on over here? You want to sit down?

[Guest 3]

Oh, you're already sitting down.

[Guest 2]

That's so cool. How convenient. I'll sit down, too.

[Host 5]

It's like, yeah.

[Guest 1]

Cause, like, I see you, but, like, I don't get to talk to you.

[Host 6]

But, yeah, I was a little worried about coming at you just because at first I was like, I don't know what she's feeling, you know?

[Guest 1]

But why didn't you say hi?

[Host 6]

Because I just. Just didn't step on Jason's toes because, you know, like, he needs those toes. It's pretty short. Like, he needs to stand on them. You know what I mean?

[Guest 3]

She goes, his tiny little Toes. You don't want to hurt his tiny little feelings.

[Host 4]

He's tiny.

[Guest 3]

Little super small.

[Host 6]

So he says, I always thought Angelica was hot, but I thought she was really madly in love with Jason. Bro card's super important, but the chemistry is just happening right now. Sorry, bro code. Sorry, bro code.

[Guest 3]

I think you're hot, but, like, I.

[Guest 2]

Also, like, don't know you. He's like, yeah, you don't need another ex. That's. That's all there is to it. Do you like movies, period, with the.

[Guest 1]

T at the end? And that's all I want to know.

[Host 4]

And he's sundial is like, oh, my God, Look. Look what's happening behind us.

[Host 5]

Look what's happening, you guys.

[Host 3]

And I'll just like, oh, my God. I'm pretty sure it's been 0.5 seconds since she was talking to Jason. I mean, girl, we do not have to homie hop. We can do a homie walk. I'm like, no, that's just 0.5 seconds since she broke up. But she wasn't talking about Jason for a while.

[Host 1]

So then Shane is like, yeah, I.

[Guest 2]

Mean, this weird space. I'm trying not to get too attached to anything. It's a weird space called the past 10 years of my life, probably.

[Host 5]

Yeah.

[Guest 1]

So you're just, like, trying to everything with a pulse.

[Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Host 6]

Check, check.

[Guest 2]

Okay, well, let me see if you got a pulse. Wait, you don't have a post girl. Oh, my God.

[Host 1]

Oh, my God.

[Guest 2]

She's dead. She's literally dead. Guys, this is crazy. She's dead. She died. She died of the jujitsu mascots.

[Guest 3]

She's reanimated.

[Guest 2]

Someone help me.

[Guest 3]

Someone get her candlestick. Put it through her hair.

[Guest 2]

She's dying.

[Host 5]

So Chris is like, oh, she's gonna be petty. Well, I want to butt in.

[Host 4]

So Chris and. I mean, Angelica and Shane are like. He's got his arm around her in this booth. So Chris comes up, and he's like, whoa, what's going on here?

[Guest 3]

What's.

[Host 6]

What's going on here?

[Guest 2]

Jane's like, we're just having conversation. Nice conversation.

[Host 1]

And Angelica's like, yeah, it's just like.

[Guest 3]

Two really nice, sweet people just trying to get to know each other.

[Host 1]

And Chris is like, well, it's looking a little bit more than that, okay?

[Guest 2]

He's like, yeah, well, this is how you and I sit. Okay? This is what we do.

[Host 1]

And.

[Host 5]

Okay, bro. Well, good luck with her. Good luck with her.

[Guest 1]

She goes, oh, my God. What the does that mean? Like, he's acting like he dated before. He wishes he dated me.

[Host 3]

Chris did. Chris did such a good job. Wow. Going in saying, hey, what's going on? All right, have a great night. Bye. Good luck. Like, wow. Yeah.

[Host 4]

Be careful with her. Be careful. What an ass.

[Host 5]

So she's like, oh, my God.

[Guest 1]

Did he just, like, use his penis pump to come over here and box me?

[Host 3]

That was pretty good. That's a good line.

[Host 1]

So Chris is like, you know, that pissed. This pisses me off because obviously Jason's my best friend, you know, and Shane's my boy. Is Shane gonna do Jason dirty like that? But when it comes to bro code.

[Host 3]

You just don't do that, man.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Host 5]

So then Venus is like, yeah, I don't get that. I don't understand what's happening with that.

[Host 4]

So then everybody's all mad about this thing.

[Host 5]

So Angelica's like, oh, my God, hope.

[Guest 1]

I ate enough so the tequila doesn't take over the situation.

[Host 6]

He goes, let it take over, baby. Let it take over.

[Guest 2]

Oh, my God, put the tongue away. He's like, sorry, I can't. You keep pulling it the out. She's like, oh, God, I hope your pull up game is great.

[Host 3]

Whoa, this is really escalating here. That.

[Guest 3]

That's a fun.

[Host 6]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

So now everyone goes to dance, but they're all mad.

[Host 5]

So they're like, we're. We're dancing because we're mad. Now we're gonna get our anger out.

[Host 6]

On the dance floor.

[Host 3]

So they're dancing and he's like, you look so good.

[Guest 2]

And she's like, you're so disarming. I appreciate that. This is part of that Riz that you have with all the girls, right, Riz?

[Host 3]

He's like, God, people.

[Host 4]

Yeah. So they see that everyone else is dancing, so they go join them to dance.

[Host 5]

And then Marcus goes to check out if Jason's okay, and Chris is like.

[Host 4]

Dude, he's fine, bro.

[Host 5]

Leave him alone. He's like, I don't give a fuck. And Natalie's like, I dodged a bullet right there.

[Host 4]

Dun, dun, dun. So what's gonna happen? And then it ends with Marcus going, what a.

[Host 3]

And then those two. And then Shane and Angelica kiss on the dance floor, which is pretty quick.

[Host 1]

But you know what?

[Host 3]

I support it just because Jason was a. And he deserves to.

[Host 4]

Yeah. Support it too. They weren't dating. Come on. Give me a break. That guy. How many times is that guy gonna stand her up? So stupid.

[Host 3]

Exactly.

[Host 4]

Shut the up, Marcus.

[Host 5]

Idiots.

[Host 4]

Yeah, I'm glad to know that this. This show is just going to keep Idiotic men at the forefront, you know, because.

[Host 3]

Exactly.

[Host 4]

I love ragging on idiot men, but.

[Host 3]

Good Lord, so fun. Well, thank you everyone for being here for this extraordinarily long episode. And we will catch you with some Southern charm later today. And we got so much content still to come this week. There's so much thanks for being here.

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Get your tickets for the golden crappies.

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