#3161 RHOSLC S617 Reunion 1 Part One: Luxe Tag Teams and Lively Lashings

Summary

Watch What Crappens – Episode #3161 Recap

RHOSLC S6 Reunion Part 1: Luxe Tag Teams and Lively Lashings

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: January 14, 2026

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Episode Overview

Ben and Ronnie dive deep into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (RHOSLC) Season 6 Reunion Part 1, unleashing their signature Bravo-loving, eviscerating, and playful banter. This recap is packed with witty takedowns of fashion choices, fiery cast confrontations, and classic Housewives circular logic about “risky friends” and never-ending feuds. The hosts bring in their own “reunion-level” energy, riffing on everything from reunion couture to gastrointestinal rumors and accusations about lawsuits, marriages, and plastic surgery.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Early Banter and Recent News [03:16]

• The hosts hype up the upcoming "Golden Crappies" awards and share excitement about their iHeart Podcast Award nomination.
• Ronnie jokes about matching outfits for “the third day in a row.”
• Ben shares a Page Six elevator anecdote, marveling at the range of worlds sharing a building (Bravo recappers, Fox News, Page Six).
• Quick tangent about astrology and their good fortune as Sagittariuses.

2. Housewives as International Crisis Mediators [05:22]

• Andy: “I’ll tell you what would solve anything. Any GE geopolitical crisis would be getting the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City in there, because they could…” [05:29]
• The hosts imagine Housewives being sent into troubled countries to induce chaos but maybe accidentally create world peace—if dictators just received more love (or a magical affirming unicorn plushie).

3. Reunion Looks: Couture Crisis [06:45 – 09:15]

• Immediate roast of Heather’s outfit, likened to “a couch on the Lawrence Welk Show.” [06:45]
• Ronnie: “She looks like a piece of furniture. It’s like…someone threw a green blanket over a dresser.” [07:13]
• Ben confesses he’s into the retro organza/furniture-chic: “I actually love these sheer things that are hanging from women’s shoulders these days. And by these days, I mean I’m in 1962.” [07:30]
• Full rundown of the cast’s “crazy” fashion:
  • Mary: Emphatic gloves and frills (“looks crazy”)
  • Lisa: Minimal color, “just brown,” overdone spray tan
  • Angie: “red booby” number
  • Bronwyn: “Yellow Easter ball” outfit, with long hair causing confusion with Monica

4. The Stomach Pumped Scandal and BravoCon Fallout [09:45 – 18:19]

• Talk about wild social media accusations—especially Monica going off.
• Ben and Ronnie clarify the “stomach pumped” rumor: if you've drunk enough to need a stomach pump, own it! No shame, only “the hypocrisy.” [10:24]
• Reunion opens with awkward recaps of BravoCon drama between Whitney & Meredith:
  • Whitney claims she was trying to build bridges at BravoCon (while drunk).
  • Meredith retorts Whitney tried to “rewrite history” about their drama.
  • The hosts parody how reunion language gets twisted:
    • Ben: “What did Meredith think was gonna happen? She was gonna take drunk Whitney from BravoCon, and she really thought Whitney was gonna show up and be like, oh, yes, Andy, I lied the whole season just to piss Meredith off…” [18:07]

Notable Quotes:

• Whitney: “I didn’t retract anything, you took me trying to be kind to you, and you went and you lied about me.” [17:30]
• Ronnie: “Whitney arguing is like pissing into a waterfall. It is so fucking funny to me.” [21:59]

5. The Risky Friend Debate: Lisa vs. Heather [23:16 – 25:43]

• Andy asks Heather if she still considers Lisa a “risky friend.”
  • Heather: “Yes, I do, because I think she plays with really high stakes, and she’s gonna fight to the death…that makes her a risky friend.” [23:18]
  • Ben/Andy question what “risky friend” even means: “ChatGPT responds with that…she plays with high stakes.” [23:32]
  • Ronnie: “The trajectory of the season was Heather pretending to be Lisa’s friend and then being like, you're a risky friend.” [24:42]

6. Tag Team Accusations, Production Shenanigans & “Snakey” Behavior [25:52 – 32:00]

• Lisa accuses Heather of being “snaky” (i.e., orchestrating moments behind the scenes, encouraging Angie to bring up “farting while making out” on camera).
  • Heather admits to pushing Angie for a funny on-camera moment: “Yeah, but I thought it was funny.” [26:06]
• Multiple attempts at creating a "snakey" combined catchphrase devolve into word games.
• Banter about Housewives being codependent “tag teams.”
  • Lisa: “Are you ready to listen? When you’re ready to listen, I’ll talk.” [28:32]

7. Utah vs New York Identity Showdown [31:08 – 32:46]

• Light but heated back-and-forth as Heather and Lisa get territorial about who is “from Utah,” with Lisa insisting her DNA is KitKats, Diet Coke, New York, and Wendy’s:
  • Lisa: “Wendy’s doesn’t have a state.” [31:57]
  • Ben: “If it did have a state, it’d probably be New York.” [32:00]

8. Defining “Risky Friend” and Housewives Loyalty [34:21 – 36:08]

• Ronnie and Andy offer their takes:
  • Andy: “I think a risky friend is like a Christopher Walken character in a crime movie…” [34:21]
  • Ronnie, re Natalie Wood: “…do not want to go on a boat with Christopher Walken. Risky friend.” [35:04]
• Conclusion: Being friends with any Housewife is risky.

9. Tag Teaming & Lawsuit Drama: Reality vs. Reality TV [37:09 – 49:01]

• The “tag team” accusations get mapped out with both sides calling the other the true “tag teamer.”
• Focused segment on Lisa’s lawsuits and the legal drama that dominated the season.
  • Lisa: “You know what, the facts are that I have one pending case which we hope to have resolved as summary judgment...” [46:39]
  • Whitney and others question and misunderstand the legalese of “summary judgment,” causing a lot of circular arguing.

10. Personal Attacks: Marriages, Husbands, and FUPAs [53:34 – 62:25]

• Heather claims Lisa mocked her husband Todd’s weight and anatomy at BravoCon.
  • Heather: “You were body shaming him, talking about how fat he is, how small his penis is…” [53:36]
  • Lisa: “That’s a lie.” [54:56]
  • Andy rolls the (fan-filmed) video: Lisa does, in fact, mock Todd.
• Banter about who started the “husband bashing,” with Lisa and Heather volleying blame.
  • Lisa: “His penis is under his fupa and everybody knows it.” [55:59]
• The group discusses “truces” not to attack family, repeatedly broken by both sides.
  • Heather: “But Lisa continues to break the truce at every turn. She breaks the truth, Andy. She breaks the truth.” [57:16]
  • Ben: “This is how we get into problems on the Housewives, because Lisa breaks the truce, then Bronwyn gets revenge by doing something in return. It’s like, no, just don’t do that.” [63:36]

11. Reunion Comedy and Closing Moments [58:55 – End]

• Wordplay and confusion devolve into farcical attempts to repeat and split words (“snakey,” “tag team”).
• Final thoughts on the cycle of attacks, truces, and why the “risky friend” label doesn’t really stick to Lisa but is part of Housewife DNA.
• Ronnie, on Lisa and Heather: “Overall, I think Lisa’s in the wrong this [time], I have to say, but God damn it, I don’t care.” [62:55]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [03:16] – Recent news, iHeart Podcast nomination, Patreon plug
• [05:22] – Housewives as international crisis solvers
• [06:45] – Reunion fashion roast
• [09:45] – Social media drama and stomach pump accusations
• [13:05] – Opening greetings and setting reunion intentions
• [23:16] – “Risky Friend” debate
• [25:52] – “Snakey” behavior and orchestrating on-camera drama
• [31:08] – Utah vs. New York showdown
• [34:21] – Defining a “risky friend”
• [37:09] – Tag-teaming and lawsuits
• [53:34] – Heather’s husband body-shaming controversy
• [57:16] – Truce talk and broken promises
• [62:55] – Final commentary: reconciliation is not in sight, but neither is accountability

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Housewives as world diplomats:
  Andy: “Any geopolitical crisis would be solved by getting the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City in there…” [05:29]

• On reunion looks:
  Ronnie: “She looks like a piece of furniture…make sure the furniture’s covered and someone threw a green blanket over a dresser.” [07:13]
  Ben: "I’m in 1962...these sheer things hanging off women’s shoulders." [07:30]

• On ‘Risky Friend’:
  Heather: “I think she plays with really high stakes, and she’s gonna fight to the death.” [23:18]
  Ben: “What is a risky friend? Like…are they going to take you down?” [24:00]

• On repeated Housewives patterns:
  Ronnie: “Whitney arguing is like pissing into a waterfall.” [21:59]

• On the truce cycle:
  Heather: “Lisa continues to break the truce at every turn. She breaks the truth, Andy. She breaks the truth.” [57:16]

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Recap Tone and Takeaways

The recap is hilarious, fast-paced, and savage—just like the podcast and the show itself. Ben and Ronnie’s irreverence and affection for the Housewives’ drama keeps things entertaining, even as they cut through the circular arguments and repeated accusations that make a “reunion part one” both maddening and delicious. The episode closes with no true resolutions—except that truces never last, insults fly faster than lawsuits, and in the end, everyone’s a risky friend on Bravo.

Stay tuned for Part 2!

Transcript

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[Andy Cohen]

Watch what happens. Who cares what happens when there's so much? Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

[Ronnie]

Well, hello and welcome to watch what Crappens, a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on yo bravs. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over. Hello, Benoon.

[Heather]

Hi.

[Andy Cohen]

How are you? How are you? How are you?

[Ronnie]

Welcome to the show. Jinx.

[Mary]

Ben Manoon.

[Ronnie]

Ben Jinx. Ben Manoon. Yeah, I think that makes sense. So. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. Today we're in fall colors. I'm an oatmeal Benson. Oatmeal. Guys.

[Andy Cohen]

We do not plan our outfits, but we met. This is the third day in a row that we've matched very well.

[Ronnie]

I know. Yeah. Coming on the way. We're coming into work on the same wavelength, people. And we are here. We are here for you and for us. I mean, what else would we be doing with our lives? So, everybody, thanks so much for being here. It's a Salt Lake City reunion festival. But before we get to that, the Crappy awards, The Golden Crappies 2026, they're coming up. And guess what? It's like year 14, which is incredible.

[Andy Cohen]

Prison.

[Ronnie]

We turn 14 next week. We're very excited and the Crappies are coming up very huge for us. They're going to be in Los Angeles on February 27, so make a weekend of it. Come with your friends. It's already half sold out, so. Or half sold, I guess I should say. So get your tickets. That's going to be so much fun. Also, go to Patreon for all your bonus episode content and videos, which we do every day. And now, new to Patreon for all levels. Ad free. Ad free episodes are now available on Patreon. You can get those episodes once you sign up into whatever episode thing you like to whatever podcast episode thing you like to listen to. It'll transfer in there, so do that. I cannot speak today. It's going to be a problem. The entire Day.

[Whitney]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

Whether you have a Zune or an Apple Newton, you can find our podcast.

[Ronnie]

You'll find it. I believe in you guys. Um, and I think that that's all we have to do. Oh, we're going to the food festival in South Beach. South Beach Food Festival. Food and wine festival. Uh, we're gonna be doing something called Chew on this, which is a podcast thing over there. And that's gonna be also in February, the week before the crappies. So that's gonna be super fun. And what's. What. What are you saying? What?

[Andy Cohen]

Well, because we have very exciting news that just broke about 20 minutes ago in the world of watcher Crappens. Ronnie, will you do the honors of telling everyone what just happened?

[Ronnie]

We just got nominated for an iHeart podcast award party. Yes. So thank you. I heart. That's so exciting.

[Mary]

God, give it to me.

[Whitney]

Give it to me right now. Give me that.

[Andy Cohen]

We got a taste for it. We got a taste for it.

[Heather]

We need it more.

[Andy Cohen]

We need it again.

[Whitney]

Please feed it to me. Feed it to me right now.

[Ronnie]

Thank you. That's so, so, so exciting and so cool. So thank you so much to them.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Give it to us or suffer.

[Mary]

Or you will suffer.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, you know what? I Actually, right before this, I went and visited our friends Danny and Evan at Page Six. I did their virtual reality show and. Which was so fun. Go check that out on Page Six. And then afterwards, Evan was like, what's your. What's your sign? I was like, sagittarius. And they were both like, oh, yeah, this is a good year for Sagittariuses. It'll be a good 20, 26. And then literally walked out that door and found out we were nominated for an I Heart. So at the very least, the. The horoscope is working for us so far.

[Ronnie]

Knock on. Take it. Listen, I'll be on the coattails of your vegetarian ass for as long as I can. I will road. I will ride the. I will rode the coattails. I will ride the coattails. You guys, I'm not stoned.

[Andy Cohen]

By the way, that elevator. Is that elevator going? The Page Six situation is hilarious. First of all, shout out to Miranda at the Wall Street Journal, who's a Krappens fan who encountered me in the elevator. Apparently, they're in the same building, but also, Page Six is New York Post, and so it's all in the same building as Fox News. And it just was so funny because I got in the elevator and there was some people there from Fox News who were like, Talking. And they're like, well, we got to get Peter into Iran. Are we gonna get Peter into Iran? I think we're gonna get him into Iran. And I just thought it was so funny that I was like, I was just talking about Francois Arnaud at the Spotify party upstairs, which is like, I just love how, like, just living in such different worlds, having different spaces in the same elevator.

[Ronnie]

But can we get Scott Hunter into Iran?

[Lisa Barlow]

That's the question. That is the question.

[Andy Cohen]

I'll tell you what would solve anything. Any GE geopolitical crisis would be getting the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City in there, because they could. They'll just.

[Heather]

People.

[Andy Cohen]

They. You just get all six or seven of them in there, wherever the trouble is. And I think then the leaders of whatever country will say, you know what?

[Heather]

I think?

[Andy Cohen]

I think we could settle down. We could settle down. There's too much happening in this world. It's. This is so chaotic. We need to have less chaos in our country right now. I think that maybe it could solve issues a little bit.

[Ronnie]

Give them whatever they want that all they're asking for is a unicorn that tells them to go have a good sleep.

[Mary]

Tells it that they love them. Give it to them.

[Whitney]

Give it to them.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, that's what these. That's what the leaders of all these countries need. Because, honestly, any leader that's marching their country into a war or any leader who is, like, oppressing their own people, it all comes from just massive insecurity and not being loved as a child. And they just need a unicorn that you press its paw, its hoof, and it'll go, you are loved. Like, maybe that's what some of these leaders need, and maybe we could have world peace. You were loved, baby.

[Ronnie]

All right, well, here we are. We're not solving any world issues today. Today we're just talking about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But who has it better, us or Putin? I think us.

[Whitney]

I think we win.

[Ronnie]

Let's get into it. Speaking of international disasters, what is Heather wearing? Why is she dressed like a couch on the Lawrence Welk Show? What is she doing?

[Andy Cohen]

Why, I wonder, is this, like a look now? Because I feel like I'm seeing it around. I mean, I've only watched the first episode of Members Only Palm beach, but I feel like that woman Hillary, this is her thing. She's like, let me put a curtain rod across my shoulders and drape some sheer fabric from it, and I'll walk around my house. And that's.

[Mary]

She's 80.

[Ronnie]

She's 80 years old. Heather, you're. What are you doing? What are you doing, lady? She looks like a piece of furniture. It's like, we're leaving for the summer, so just make sure the furniture's covered. And someone threw a green blanket over a dresser. Why are you dressed like that?

[Andy Cohen]

I know it is.

[Heather]

I don't know.

[Andy Cohen]

But, you know, I have to say, like, you're not wrong when you say it's a Lawrence Welk couch, but at the same time, I kind of like it. I actually love these, like, sheer things that are hanging from women's shoulders these days. And by these days, I mean I'm in 1962.

[Heather]

Like, I really.

[Mary]

I don't know.

[Andy Cohen]

I'm like, ooh, she's so glamorous. Maybe because it's like. Reminds me of, like, old pictures of, like. Like, my grandmother or something. That's, like, comforting.

[Ronnie]

But, like, are we regressing so much right now that we're like, you know what? Even cover your elbows, please. Please even cover your elbow skin. Please don't show up in any.

[Mary]

I can't see any part.

[Ronnie]

I do not want to see your wrists. Please cover it.

[Andy Cohen]

Oh, you know what? Sometimes we just need an organza moment to flow through. I actually. You know what? I thought Meredith looked really good. I liked her outfit quite a bit.

[Ronnie]

I think everybody looks kind of crazy. Mary looks crazy as well. She's wearing, like, really long gloves up past her elbows and, like, a big frilly shirt. I mean, I don't know. This. This show's known for everybody looking kind of crazy, and they did it. Lisa is dressed, like, her spray tan. It's just brown. It's just brown. Whitney looks pretty. I mean, yeah. Angie's, like, in a red booby. You know, like.

[Whitney]

Hey, boys.

[Ronnie]

Bronwyn's in, like, a yellow Easter. Like, she's going to a yellow Easter ball kind of thing, and she has really long hair. I can't be the only person that just kept seeing Monica every time they cut to Bronwyn. Did you?

[Mary]

At all?

[Ronnie]

I kept seeing Monica.

[Andy Cohen]

I did not see Monica. I did not. Can you elaborate?

[Ronnie]

Just looked like Monica.

[Lisa Barlow]

That's it.

[Ronnie]

It's nothing deep. I just. I don't know.

[Andy Cohen]

Metaphorically or.

[Ronnie]

No, no, there's no metaphorical Monica there. She's. Bronwyn is definitely head bobble. You know, Head bobble person. She's a unique character for sure. But no, Monica's going crazy right now all over Instagram with her, With her accusations and stuff that someone's like, have you Seen Monica's stories. They're, like, off the charts. And I was like, no, because I'm just out of aspirin. You know, I'm out.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, and wasn't Meredith. Didn't she recently go on two teas on a. On a pod? And wasn't she like, well, it's true. Someone was taken from the hospital and had her stomach palms, and it wasn't me, and I. Wasn't she implying it was Heather who got really wasted? Or is that like.

[Ronnie]

Well, I think the whole world is implying that it's Heather. You know, I think we all think it's Heather, but I don't know if she implied it, but, yeah, she was.

[Whitney]

Like, well, someone didn't go to a hospital and they did get their stomach pop, but it's not for me.

[Ronnie]

And did her, like, shrug thing. So I don't know. Who knows?

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah, well, let's get into it. The ladies arrive, they all say hi to Andy.

[Ronnie]

But listen, also, I just want to say on that front, I'm not. I'm sorry, but the stomach pump thing, I'm not opposed to people getting their stomach pumped. I mean, you need to do it if you're that drunk. And if you're going to get drunk to the point where you're pooping or peeing yourself and barfing on yourself at the same time, it sounds like a good night to me. I'm not even judging that.

[Lisa Barlow]

It's the hypocrisy.

[Ronnie]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

I didn't know that, like, getting so drunk they had to get your stomach pump was now, like, a thing that people were hiding. I feel like that's just some. I mean, it never happened to me, but, like, I feel like it's happened to people in the past. And then it's like, oh, yeah, I got so wasted they had to call the paramedics. I had to get my stomach pumped. I feel like people talk about that, like, oops, went too far. I don't. I never thought it was something that was like, it's a secret that must be hidden from the public at large. I think it's like, oh, well, they went too far. Whoops.

[Ronnie]

If you're going to come on a reunion and you're going to hide your elbow skin, then you are going to hide that you got your stomach pumped because you got too drunk. It shows in the dress. It shows in the dress.

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[Ronnie]

So, yeah, go ahead, start the recap. I'll shut up.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, I'm back. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season six reunion. I'm Andy Cohen and we've transferred these good time girls back to their Greek life, so to speak. Kalispera, Angie, Calispara.

[Lisa Barlow]

Bravo, Andy. You said it. Calispara. Calaspera.

[Whitney]

Actually, that means please leave this restaurant. So I just wanted. We've got medics standing backstage in case Angie has any accidents today. That is hilarious, Andy. Hurt your finger, hurt your face, hurt your lip, anything. Andy's.

[Andy Cohen]

How do you say, are those new boobs in Greek? She's like, kalispera.

[Whitney]

Oh, wow.

[Andy Cohen]

So we greet each other. So then he turns, he's like, DJ Meredith Marks, great to see you. How's your tour going? Oh, it's going good. And I'm good. And I'm on a little pause from Thanksgiving and the reunion, but then we'll amp it back up shortly. Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy.

[Ronnie]

Why have we not seen any of Meredith Mark's DJ career on the show? What the hell? Why are we only getting all of this, you know, other crap we're getting? I need some DJ Meredith Marks.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah, is maybe like, DJing? Is it that allowed in Utah to have a DJ to be a DJ? It's like, no. The devil spins records. Joseph Smith saw the technology ahead of time. You shall not spin flat.

[Whitney]

Records are of the devil.

[Mary]

So we say hi to Bronwan.

[Ronnie]

She's wearing goat pair, guys. Okay? She can have a costume change later. She's like, I'm in. No costume changes today, Andy.

[Andy Cohen]

This is it.

[Mary]

It's just me. This is me. This is me.

[Ronnie]

He's like, all right, well, hi, Whitney.

[Whitney]

I'm loving that you're back to your blonde look. God, you really look like such a stupid, ugly ginger. Gross. Yeah, when you were right out really wanted to throw a carton of milk at your head and take your lunch money. Well, thank you, Annie. That was. That was for an anti bullying campaign. My bad.

[Andy Cohen]

Hi, Heather. How are you?

[Ronnie]

I.

[Whitney]

Did your daughter go blonde, too? She'd probably get beaten up a lot less. Am I right.

[Heather]

Heather?

[Andy Cohen]

I love surviving Mormonism. It was absolutely incredible is what I was told by someone who watched it.

[Heather]

Please.

[Andy Cohen]

How do you feel about it?

[Heather]

She's like, thank you. Thank you, Andy.

[Andy Cohen]

It's Been just really well received by. By whoever watched it. So I'm just really happy.

[Whitney]

Well, congratulations. Just like you're doing every day, surviving Mormonism. Glad you could rebel against Mormonism by dressing like a dresser.

[Ronnie]

That's been covered for the summer.

[Whitney]

No skin showing.

[Mary]

Good for you.

[Whitney]

Okay. Baby gorgeous.

[Mary]

Oh, wait.

[Whitney]

Hi, Mary.

[Ronnie]

Hi.

[Whitney]

Past Mary. We gonna drink and be married today? We gonna steal from any 80 year olds today?

[Mary]

Mary, she's like, yeah, I. I'm just.

[Ronnie]

Gonna be happy because I don't know how to do anything else. Andy.

[Andy Cohen]

Great. So, baby gorgeous, what's going on with you? Still leading a very different life from everybody.

[Ronnie]

Always.

[Lisa Barlow]

Always. I'm always leaving a different life than everybody and a.

[Andy Cohen]

Okay, okay.

[Heather]

Now, Meredith, what's your goal coming into tonight's reunion?

[Andy Cohen]

And please keep in mind we're gonna go around the couch and we're all gonna set an intention. All right, Meredith. Well, I think before I can even address anything, there's one question I need to ask which will change the trajectory of today for me. So, Whitney, would you like the red pill or the blue pill? My name is Meridorfeus and I'm gonna take you into the matrix right now. Depending on your answer this question, which want to go rabbit hole or no rabbit hole?

[Whitney]

I would just like to ask Whitney. When we spoke Bravo Con, you said there was some things that you wanted to clear up. So I wanted to go ahead and give you the floor to clear it up.

[Heather]

But the floor belongs to Bravo. You can't give me the floor. That's theirs. You can't do that, Meredith. This is what you always do.

[Whitney]

So I drink a lot at Bravo Con, and when I drink, I'm very happy. I'm a happy, loving drunk and I love to love on people. And I tried to talk to Meredith or I'm sorry for how things have fallen out with us. And I want to be your friend and that's what happened. Instead, she went and said that I retracted everything that I've said about her and Britney.

[Ronnie]

No.

[Andy Cohen]

You asked why we can't just be friends off camera and leave camera on, and that's where you started. And I said, because they are not the same thing. I. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I said they are the same thing.

[Whitney]

Sorry, you're twisting words. You're twisting words.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, I said, because they are the same thing, and I can't do that. And then you said while you were pushing me away, and I said, I don't believe in violence. I don't push people. And then I said, I establish boundaries. And you said, I don't like that. You call me a liar. And I said, well, I don't want. Well, don't lie about me. And then you said, you're right, I shouldn't lie about you, and I'll clean it up. And then my family all together lies a lemon together.

[Ronnie]

Nuh.

[Whitney]

I didn't retract anything I said. You took me trying to be kind to you, and you went, and you lied about me.

[Ronnie]

Wait, let's just parse what she's saying here. So Whitney comes up to Meredith at Bravocon, is like, why can't we be friends? Meredith's like, because you have trashed me the entire season, have followed me around and told everybody I'm an alcoholic and a pill popper. That's why.

[Whitney]

Well, but you. I did that because you were ignoring me.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I was establishing boundaries because you. You were acting like a psycho, so stop lying.

[Mary]

Okay, I'll stop lying.

[Whitney]

I never said I was lying. I said I would stop lying.

[Ronnie]

Like, oh, okay, okay. But I honestly. What did Meredith think was gonna happen? She was gonna take drunk Whitney from Bravo con, and she really thought Whitney was gonna show up and be like, oh, yes, Andy, I lied the whole season just to piss Meredith off because she's never treated me like a cool girl. So, Meredith, what did you think was gonna happen? Come on.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, you were fall down drunk, and your husband carried you upstairs the way I have to carry my toddler to put him to bed.

[Heather]

Well, at Bravocon, in a happy drinking moment, maybe. Trust me, I'm never gonna do it again. Like, I will never try to be your friend. Well, my intention was. I don't get it. I've always supported you. I've always loved you. I've always had your back. Remember when I said, I alcoholic pill popper. That was me having your back. I mean, Lisa said awful, horrible things about you. I was there for you.

[Ronnie]

No, you've never been friends with Meredith. I don't know where this rewrite is coming from. You've maybe been friends for, like, half a season, but come on, I've always.

[Whitney]

Been a good friend to you.

[Ronnie]

And Lisa's like, you know what?

[Lisa Barlow]

You've always said awful, horrible things about her. It's not just me. Like, if you're gonna call me out, like, talk about what you've said, then. Talk about what you've said.

[Heather]

You took advantage.

[Lisa Barlow]

No, because we were all hordes and cheaters. Remember? Remember that one? Yeah, remember? No, I'm not gonna shut up. I'm not gonna shut up. I'm gonna open my mouth so big. I'm gonna open it still big right now. My mouth so bad. No, I'm not gonna shut it. Well, she doesn't need to shut up.

[Whitney]

So don't tell her what to do, because you're not the boss of the world.

[Mary]

That's what you're not like, yeah, don't.

[Andy Cohen]

Bring me into your argument, and I won't open your mouth.

[Mary]

Mary's like, just relax. Just.

[Ronnie]

Just say what you mean. Whitney, you have the floor. Say.

[Whitney]

But she always talks for Meredith. Don't tell her what to do. She can say what she wants to say. She's entitled to have an opinion.

[Heather]

But you took what happened at BravoCon and you lied about me. And I stand by everything that I've witnessed on the plane. I stand by my opinions about your life.

[Whitney]

Okay, so now that you have the answer to your question, how will the trajectory of the night go, Meredith?

[Andy Cohen]

Right? I mean, look, I didn't lie, Whitney. You're the one who lied, and you didn't like that. You were called out, and I established boundaries.

[Whitney]

I did not lie. I own that. I was drunk. And I already apologized to Annie for being so drunk on Watch what happens live, because that's on me.

[Mary]

And he's like, yeah, we were just.

[Whitney]

Scared you weren't gonna make it state. You're not helping, Andy. My feet weren't working. Okay, well, let's just leave it there. You know, she doesn't have working feet. It's a.

[Andy Cohen]

It's a thing I'd like to point out. We're gonna believe that this one over here really remembers our conversation when she admitted she was fallout drunk cases missed.

[Whitney]

I remember our conversation. You lied. Do not call me a liar. It's like you black out with me. You need to stop. You're a blackout.

[Andy Cohen]

I really wish Meredith had just accused Whitney of watching a movie. She's like, well, have you recently watched a rom com from the past seven years? Because if you don't remember.

[Whitney]

Really, you didn't lie then? How did crazy rich Asians end.

[Andy Cohen]

The ultimate litmus test?

[Ronnie]

And she's like, I own what I do. Meredith says, I own what I do. You know, I'm not gonna.

[Whitney]

I. I don't own things that I don't do that you create for me to say I do. And she's like, that sounds like a whole bunch of semantics.

[Ronnie]

No, that's actually not what semantics means, Whitney.

[Andy Cohen]

That's not the. Just because she says words doesn't make it semantics. That is actually not the semantics moment. Meredith does semantics all the time, but this is not one of them.

[Ronnie]

No, you don't even know what semantics are, you dummy. God. Whitney. Whitney. Arguing is like pissing into a waterfall. It is so fucking funny to me. So Meredith's like, well, I own my truth. And Lisa's like, you know what?

[Lisa Barlow]

End it there. That sounds like the truth. Yeah, just send it there. Sounds truthful enough. Stupid Whitney.

[Whitney]

Okay, Lisa, I want to talk about you for a little bit.

[Lisa Barlow]

No, we were talking about Meredith being drunk. Let's keep talking about Meredith being drunk.

[Andy Cohen]

He's like, no, we're gonna talk about you. So Lisa may have skipped Angie's RV trip to hang out with Ben and Blake, and when the time came to defend herself against fanciful tales and legal drama, she definitely showed up. Does Lisa love her life?

[Heather]

Yes.

[Andy Cohen]

Does her clarity lunch raise more questions than answers? Yes. Are we gonna roll a clip? You bet. Take a look. Ha. That was a good bit.

[Ronnie]

And it was a clip package of Lisa being, like, dismissed.

[Lisa Barlow]

Dismiss. Those cases were all dismissed. Hi, baby. Gordon.

[Ronnie]

Time.

[Andy Cohen]

So Andy is like, heather, do you.

[Heather]

Still consider Lisa to be a risky friend? She goes, yes, I do, because I think she plays with really high stakes, and she's gonna fight to the death. And so, like, it's her way or the highway. And I think that makes her risky friend.

[Andy Cohen]

What?

[Heather]

Chat.

[Andy Cohen]

GPT responds with that. She plays with high stakes. What she's gonna fight to the death.

[Heather]

Huh?

[Mary]

Lisa.

[Whitney]

Lisa Barlow. No one plays with higher stakes than Lisa Barlow.

[Ronnie]

Okay, thanks for the preview of, like, the new James Bond.

[Whitney]

She's back. She's playing with high stakes, and she's taking no prisoners. Risky friend. Lisa Barlow.

[Andy Cohen]

I just don't get it. I think it's just she's saying risky friend because she's gonna, like, well, what does it mean to be a risky friend? Does it mean that you're friends with them, but they're gonna, like. They're gonna turn on you and, like, take you down? I guess that would be a risky friend. But I just don't understand with the way that Heather has responded, how that makes her a risky friend. It all sort of like these generic sayings that she's sort of strung together in a way.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. I mean, I think what she means is, like, lisa's gonna be your friend, and then the second she's mad at you, she's gonna go dig up all this dirt on you, and she's gonna, blah, blah, you know, put it out on tv. And how can you be friends with somebody you can't trust like that? But, I mean, the trajectory of the season was Heather pretending to be Lisa's friend and then being like, you're a risky friend.

[Whitney]

I can't be friends with you.

[Ronnie]

And then turning on Lisa and accusing her of doing all this stuff and following her around, screaming on a boat about, you know, all these crimes that she supposedly committed and everything else. So I don't know. It's like. It's a lot of projection from Ms. Heather.

[Andy Cohen]

Ms. Heather, yeah, it really is.

[Ronnie]

But, you know, she's dressed like a couch today. And I have to say, Heather is. Did make a very smart move, because she's getting on my nerves this season. But I do love a couch.

[Mary]

And you know what?

[Andy Cohen]

Heather looks to me like? You know those horror movies where there's, like, some sort of awful thing that's under some sort of sheer thing, and you pull and you pull and you pull and you pull, and then, like, a skeleton pops up? That's what it feels like. I just want to, like, pull at her dress and see what gets revealed.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, scary.

[Andy Cohen]

So Heather is like. So Lisa says, well, I think Heather can be sneaky. So for me, if you think I'm a risky friend, I think you're snaky in our friendship.

[Heather]

She's like, what? When have I ever been sneaky? Tell me one time I've been sneaky to you.

[Andy Cohen]

So Lisa goes, yeah, well, farting while.

[Heather]

Making off her camera.

[Andy Cohen]

That wasn't meant for anything. That was sneaky.

[Ronnie]

That was snakey of you.

[Whitney]

She's like, angie brought that up, though.

[Ronnie]

She's.

[Lisa Barlow]

No, because you told her to bring it up.

[Whitney]

And Meredith says, yeah, because she was encouraged to bring it up. And she said she's gonna do what she's told to do. We all know that.

[Lisa Barlow]

And she's like, yeah, you told her it would be funny.

[Ronnie]

She goes, yeah, but I thought it was funny.

[Lisa Barlow]

So she goes, yeah, but that's sneaky.

[Ronnie]

So now we find out that Heather is the one who told Angie, oh, you need to bring that up on camera. Cause that shit's gonna be funny. And Heather doesn't really deny it. She's like, yeah, but it was funny.

[Lisa Barlow]

She goes, no, that's snaky. That's snaky behavior. Telling Angie to do something and saying, like, it'll be funny. Just say it. That's. That's snakey. You're snaky. You know what? You are snakey.

[Ronnie]

Nancy's like, but you've told Multiple.

[Mary]

You know, you've told multiple people and now you're confirming.

[Lisa Barlow]

She's like, but I'm just saying it as a fact. And you left at the airport and you said, heather told me to do it. And she said it would be funny. You know what that is? It rhymes with bakey.

[Whitney]

It's snakey.

[Lisa Barlow]

It's snakey.

[Andy Cohen]

It's also first hand evidence. Not that we need any of Heather producing the show. Right. Oh, you should bring that up on camera because that's. That'll be a really funny moment. It's like, yeah, it is a funny moment and it was funny that it was brought up. But it's like, just. Can you just like, can you just be. You let them be them and like, let be authentic rather than like, like telling people what they should or should not do on camera, you know?

[Ronnie]

Yeah, because Lisa would do it anyway. Look, Lisa eventually would have done it anyway. She would have gotten been. She would have gotten so upset that she would have been like, you know what?

[Lisa Barlow]

Your husband farts while he makes out with people in bars. I've heard that.

[Andy Cohen]

So.

[Ronnie]

But also, I mean, Lisa, like, you are the one who said it. So Heather could have. Heather could. You know, Heather did apparently tell Angie, do it. It'll be funny on camera and stuff like that. But Lisa, you are the one who said it. So, you know, we can't blame Heather for everything. Although it is fun too. So Angie's like, yeah, but Heather's like.

[Whitney]

But I did think it was funny.

[Mary]

Lisa says, yeah, but you know what?

[Lisa Barlow]

We're not even the best position. But I wouldn't have done that. I would say to her face, like, I would say it behind my hair to her face.

[Andy Cohen]

But you were saying, I don't do that. I'm a good person. And that's why I responded. And I did it to your face, not behind your back. And he's like, no, no, no. You were saying, I never do this, I never do that. Things like that. Heather's like, but, you know, you don't.

[Heather]

Think it's sneaky to hold your hair in front of your mouth and to say that about her. You were the original snake in the sisterhood.

[Lisa Barlow]

Oh, you know what? When you're ready to listen and not talk over me and tag team because you're like, codependent in your responses and actions, you have to tag team. You have. What is it like two snakes?

[Ronnie]

What?

[Lisa Barlow]

It's like two snakes. You're snakeies.

[Andy Cohen]

I love Lisa. I think really found her groove with the whole Are you ready to listen? Bit that she did multiple times. Because that did. It was like a different vibe for her. Because normally Lisa's vibe is like, I never said that. And this time she's like, are you ready to listen? When you're ready to listen, I'll talk. Are you ready to laugh?

[Ronnie]

Heather's.

[Whitney]

Heather's saying, yeah, but, I mean, that's really rich that we tag team. I mean, you too.

[Lisa Barlow]

I don't need to tag team. I don't need to tag team.

[Whitney]

Yeah. You don't think you tag team with Meredith? Yes, you do.

[Lisa Barlow]

I'm fucking solo, honey. Oh, you're solo? Yes, I'm solo. I'm solo, right, Meredith.

[Whitney]

She ain't solo.

[Andy Cohen]

See, here. Here, you say the solo part and I'll say low. Okay?

[Heather]

So.

[Ronnie]

Another just rolls around.

[Lisa Barlow]

We're not attacking. Sorry. You know what you are, Heather? You're snay.

[Andy Cohen]

Huh?

[Lisa Barlow]

Okay, we need to work on it. We need to work on it. We need to work on it.

[Andy Cohen]

So Meredith's like, space is different than Lisa's version of a space. So therefore, there's different time in between our words coming together.

[Lisa Barlow]

No, the word was snakey. It was snakey. So I say snay, and you say key. Okay, let's try it again. Snay. Okay, well, you know what?

[Andy Cohen]

No, you're supposed to do the E part.

[Lisa Barlow]

No, that was closer.

[Ronnie]

But that's.

[Mary]

That's.

[Lisa Barlow]

If we had a three. That's if we had three people, but we just have two people. We have to keep it, like two. Two syllables.

[Andy Cohen]

What about if you say. Okay, well, what about if you say sn and I say hey? And you say. And I say.

[Lisa Barlow]

You know what, Mary? When you're ready to listen. When you're ready to listen. Call me when you're ready to listen, though.

[Whitney]

Well, we just stand up for ourselves.

[Ronnie]

Okay.

[Mary]

And others.

[Whitney]

Like, then why is she writing for you so hard? She's writing for you so hard. It's not writing for me. It's called being a supportive, loyal friend.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, she's a.

[Whitney]

She's a.

[Lisa Barlow]

She's a family who. She's a whore from New York with a family that poses. I'll say it. And I mean that as a compliment.

[Whitney]

Yeah, that's exactly how it's meant. Exactly how it was taken this year, my Christmas card sent, merry Christmas, wiggy, wiggy from the whore family of New York with the family that pauses.

[Andy Cohen]

I mean, did you watch the last episode? Heather Riding is a very Utah thing.

[Heather]

Well, you're not from Utah, so you would know, so.

[Andy Cohen]

No, I'm not. I'm not. Yeah, you. But you are from Utah. Oh, sorry. You are from Utah, so you would know.

[Heather]

That's what I meant to say. Thanks for not correcting me, non. Tag team.

[Andy Cohen]

People of my team. Anyway, you're from Utah.

[Lisa Barlow]

I was reading. Now I was reading notes. Let's take it from the top.

[Heather]

Okay.

[Lisa Barlow]

Okay.

[Heather]

You're from Utah. You would know a thing.

[Lisa Barlow]

I'm not from Utah. No, I'm not. No, I'm not from Utah.

[Heather]

Girl.

[Ronnie]

No, I'm not.

[Lisa Barlow]

Utah's gross.

[Heather]

I mean, how long have you lived in Utah? You're a real housewife of Salt Lake City. You lived here 25 years in the sisterhood.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, but guess what? My DNA is not Utah.

[Andy Cohen]

Okay, well, what is your DNA?

[Lisa Barlow]

It's Kit Kat's Diet Coke in New York. Thick and through.

[Mary]

Always. Always.

[Lisa Barlow]

My DNA has red pigtails in a braid, okay? Because my DNA is Wendy's. That's it. You know what? Wendy's doesn't have a state. It doesn't have a state.

[Andy Cohen]

It's universal. But if it did have a state, it'd probably be New York.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, you just stop trying to be so frosty.

[Andy Cohen]

Guess what it's like trying to figure. Push a square into a circle, and the square's a burger from Wendy's.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah. You know what? You know how I know what my DNA is? Because there's a company called 23andMe. They used to just be called, like, 23, but then they got a picture with me, so they started calling themselves 23andMe. Like, they're so impressed with themselves, they wouldn't do that for someone from Utah. Utah's gross. Like, did you know that spelled backwards, Utah means hatu?

[Andy Cohen]

Like, whatever, whatever.

[Heather]

Guess what? You know what DNA spells?

[Andy Cohen]

You know what it stands for? The D stands for Dinkins. The N stands for the New York Knicks without the K, and the A stands for Astroplaise.

[Heather]

That's all New York, baby.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, it's from New York.

[Ronnie]

And Andy's like, so, Mary, do you agree with Heather? And Mary's like, that Lisa's a risky friend.

[Mary]

Absolutely. Absolutely.

[Lisa Barlow]

How am I risky, Mary? Okay, how am I risky? You know what? I want you to answer. Side examples, please. She's like, okay, well, let's start off.

[Ronnie]

With you're a little bit delusional. Okay, does anybody want to define what actual risky friend means? Because this doesn't make sense either. She's like, you're delusional. And that's why you're risky because you believe things that aren't true. Like you just said, you live a different life from all of us, which doesn't even make sense. And that's just sort of offensive. I mean, that's sort of offensive. I have a painting of me being held by Jesus in my church.

[Mary]

What do you have?

[Ronnie]

That was paid for by a lot of SNAP benefits. So what do you have, Lisa?

[Andy Cohen]

I have snaps, too. Like, I was, like, really into snaps.

[Heather]

Like, yeah, like snap bracelets.

[Andy Cohen]

I kind of invented those when I was a kid. Yeah, so I don't think that makes me risky.

[Mary]

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[Lisa Barlow]

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[Andy Cohen]

I think. I think a risky friend is like a Christopher Walken character in, like, a crime movie who's like, hey, I got a thing going on. Will you help me with this thing? Will you just. Just pick me up in the car at this time in front of the bank? That's my Christopher Walken. But I think that's.

[Progressive Insurance Announcer]

I like that.

[Ronnie]

You just got out of bed today and you're like, you know what? Today is going to bring a Christopher Walken. I don't care. It's going to get in there. It's going to get in there somehow.

[Mary]

God damn it.

[Andy Cohen]

What I need is to have the car in front of the bank, and when I show up, no questions, just hit the gas and that's it. To me, that's a risky friend because you're getting me involved in your bank robbery. That's very.

[Ronnie]

You don't even have to go into his movies. I mean, look up Natalie Wood's death. You know, Christopher Walken is literally a risky friend.

[Mary]

Okay?

[Ronnie]

Like, you do not want to go on a boat with Christopher Walken. Was he making a joke? He's like, with.

[Andy Cohen]

With what's his face.

[Ronnie]

Look it up. No, not Jack Wagner. Not park overall either. Don't even say it.

[Andy Cohen]

Don't even say, could you imagine Jack Wagner? He's like, all I need is a life preserver for Natalie. Someone please. You sang that song, right? What I'm saying is, Robert Wagner.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Husband. The. The theory is Robert Wagner threw her overboard after drugging her because she was having an affair with Christopher Walken at the time. That's like the. The, you know, guess what I'm say.

[Andy Cohen]

Both of them risky friends.

[Ronnie]

See, that's a risky friend. Yes. Like you, boat, you know, your friend. Your friend didn't come back that you might. Might have been having an affair with.

[Mary]

That's a risky friend.

[Andy Cohen]

A risky friend.

[Ronnie]

Thank you.

[Andy Cohen]

You know who's a risky friend? Jen Shaw. Jen Shaw is a risky friend because she is a criminal. So that's a risky friend. But, like, Lisa is a risky friend. I just don't. I. I'm open to it. I'm vastly open to it. But, like, I just. You need to provide your receipts, your proof, your timeline, and your screenshots, ma'.

[Heather]

Am.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I mean, I think, look, being friends with a real housewife is a risky endeavor in general. You're all risky friends. That's why you're hired.

[Andy Cohen]

We say that as someone who's befriended various housewives and get canceled. That's a great trick. That's a great skill that we have. Is trending. And then being like, oh, my God, we hung out with so and so. Everyone in Grappling's Lamb. Guess what? We all. We just hung out with so and so. And then the next episode, they say something racist, and we're like, ah, just kidding. Everyone.

[Mary]

Take it back.

[Ronnie]

We're risky friends. So Lisa is like, you know what?

[Lisa Barlow]

I wouldn't be insecure. Think that was delusional. I wouldn't be offended by that, because I do lead a different life. Like, I lead a different life than you. Sorry. Sorry, you guys.

[Ronnie]

And Meredith is like, well, I don't think.

[Whitney]

I think everybody lives a different life from everybody here. And I don't think there's anything insulting. There's nothing insulting. You know, my mattress is clean. I live a different life than Heather, gang. It's not an offense. It is what it is.

[Andy Cohen]

And Mary's like, but how it was said. That's just not how it was said. And then Heather, like, turns to Angie and goes, see?

[Heather]

And this is not tag teaming.

[Andy Cohen]

I'm like, but you're tag teaming with Angie right here. I mean, like, I just don't think tag teaming is. Is a. It's. It's not a new phenomenon. Like, that's sort of like the big thing. I'm sorry. Was there anyone on this show a meteorological event named after their attack teaminess? Was there anyone named Bad weather, Bad Weather.

[Lisa Barlow]

Bad weather.

[Andy Cohen]

Talk about risky friend. You're literally bad weather. That's the definition of a risky friend. You're like, you could blow my hat.

[Whitney]

Off, Chanel from a store that wouldn't really let any of you in, says Whitney. Why were you so eager to bring up the lawsuits at lunch on the RV trip without Lisa being. Being there to defend herself? Oh, well, it's because she didn't want to talk about her own stuff.

[Heather]

Tag team.

[Whitney]

Well, I don't believe you were away at work. I think there's a different reason. I don't know what, but you've never missed a girls trip, and you've never missed the opportunity to film, and I don't believe that you are. Whitney, are you going to finish your sentence? I wasn't talking.

[Andy Cohen]

You were.

[Whitney]

You were talking tag teaming.

[Andy Cohen]

You were tag teaming.

[Whitney]

And I've never seen you post a picture of Ben Affleck.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, you know, we don't talk about.

[Heather]

Ben Affleck on this TV show because he was the original tag team with Matt Damon, and we don't approve of tag teams in this sisterhood.

[Whitney]

Well, do we have to post anything? I mean, if a tree fell on Ben Affleck in a wood and Matt Damon wasn't there to post, Instagram did. Been half dead under a tree in the woods or what?

[Andy Cohen]

But you know what? Like, I. I do work and I.

[Heather]

Do do amazing things, like Heather's been to events of mine.

[Andy Cohen]

Okay.

[Heather]

And Whitney's like, but I thought you were in Miami recovering from a, you know, a facelift.

[Lisa Barlow]

No, no, no. I was there working. I was there working. How dare you? How dare you.

[Whitney]

Wait, you thought Lisa was in Miami recuperating from a facelift? This is good, Stu, because I saw her. I had saw her. She said she was with Ben Affleck to one person. And then I saw pictures of her in Miami, but then I saw pictures of Ben Affleck in Miami, and I said, lisa got Ben Affleck's face in Miami. And then the first photo I ever seen Lisa post, bare face, no makeup, and she looks so beautiful. I'm complimenting you, Lisa.

[Andy Cohen]

Why? Why did. Did she no one just go on the Internet and see where Ben Affleck and Blake Lively were that day? Like, it's just this easiest way to cross check. I had. But also that I was friends with Blake Lively. And then everyone in crappens got mad at me, like, how could you be friends with her?

[Heather]

I'm like, but she's pretty and famous.

[Mary]

She said she'll do the crappies.

[Andy Cohen]

You gotta do what you gotta do. Talk about a risky friend.

[Ronnie]

She took a picture with me at a party.

[Mary]

We're best friends.

[Ronnie]

No, that's Lisa. And Lisa is very. Well, first of all, the whole, like, okay, I thought you got a facelift. Because I went online and I saw a picture of you bare faced with no makeup on, so I assumed you got a facelift. I don't think that. That's what I mean. Every picture I get of people with the facelift, they're either in bandages, like, hey, look, I just got a facelift. Which we don't necessarily need to see.

[Lisa Barlow]

Guys, by the way.

[Ronnie]

Or they're like, with the full face of makeup, trying to hide the, you know, scars and stuff. I've never heard the accusation, like, you're a bare face.

[Whitney]

Like, you got.

[Ronnie]

Wouldn't you have seen the marks if she got the facelift, I don't know. Why are we worried about it? And if she did get a facelift, how much was it? Can you get us a discount?

[Whitney]

I would love one.

[Mary]

I want to look like Blake Lively.

[Ronnie]

So Lisa's like, you know what?

[Lisa Barlow]

I'm gonna show you my picture of Ben Affleck in my phone. Because I know him, I know him. Look, it's a picture.

[Ronnie]

Then she shows a picture of Lisa when she's in like the ninth grade next to Ben Affleck. And the picture's like, from 2017.

[Andy Cohen]

See?

[Lisa Barlow]

Proof. The proof is in the pudding. You just ate the 2017 pudding, stupid.

[Andy Cohen]

Why did it look like it was from 2003? It was from 2017. We had like, good cameras in 2017 on our phones, but it was all grainy and like washed out and the colors were weird. I love that.

[Ronnie]

That's her proof that she was with Ben Affleck a few months ago. A picture from 2017.

[Andy Cohen]

You know what the funny thing is? Instead of saying, hey, my friend Lisa's a baddie and she's done really cool things for 18 years cuz she's a true New Yorker. That's her DNA. You'd rather denigrate it and say, I don't believe her. I don't think she's there. If I did that with every single one of what you guys did, the list would go on and on and on and on.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, you know what?

[Ronnie]

You know what?

[Lisa Barlow]

I need more for this group.

[Mary]

I need more people saying, you know what?

[Lisa Barlow]

My friend Lisa's a baddie. My friend Lisa's a baddie.

[Ronnie]

I have to point this out. That Right before this, Whitney goes, yeah.

[Whitney]

But there's a lot of good doctors in Miami.

[Ronnie]

And Mary goes, well, he wasn't a good one. Fuck off, man. How does no one tell Mary to fuck off? Like, honestly, she's so funny on this show. Like, from an audience perspective, I love it. But how is no one just like, fuck you, Mary.

[Mary]

Okay?

[Ronnie]

You're the. What are you hiding under those gloves?

[Mary]

What are you hiding?

[Andy Cohen]

I think they just feel bad for her because of everything going on in her family at the moment. But, like, her time will come. No one likes it when someone's more popular. And Heather will come for Mary soon enough, so.

[Ronnie]

Well, it just doesn't make sense. Why are you upset that her son. Why are you feeling bad for her that her son's an addict, but you don't feel bad for Meredith? That Meredith is an addict? According to you guys? Like, come on. This is like firsthand addict. It's only. It's only. It's only. We only feel bad for it if it's someone you know. Come on.

[Andy Cohen]

If it's a child. So Lisa's going on about, like, I wish people would call me a baddie and be like, lift me up and, like, praise me for the work I'm doing. So Angie's like, are you saying that anyone here who's done cool things that you've only done, like, one or you only have one half franchises or I could count your money. You are negative. You don't even do it yourself.

[Lisa Barlow]

So Lisa's like, yeah, but I said that after you said, I don't understand my business. You said, you don't understand my business. And you called me to. That's why I said that you. You only have one and a half franchises.

[Ronnie]

And she goes, you don't understand my business.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yes, I do. I'm not dumb. I'm not dumb. I'm a baddie.

[Andy Cohen]

God, go open a salon then. No, I open lounges, and I'm really good at that, too. I open up good lounges. And she's like, that's not a hair salon. Beauty industry is different from what you do. No, it's the same concept. Okay? I understand the service industry extremely well. Like, for instance, when you open up a hair salon, you have to make sure you're stocked with, like, Vita Tequila and vodka and make sure all the nozzles are in and you need to have little soft ottomans for people to sit on when they get their haircut. I understand pretty well.

[Whitney]

Okay, okay, okay. Well, Fresh from Wolf is for sale online. Says Veronica. And by that, I meant the domain name says Bronwyn. Why jump on the bandwagon and air out the various legal issues concerning the Lisa, instead of saying it to her face?

[Mary]

And she's like, well, at that point.

[Ronnie]

Lisa and I weren't speaking, and I have long hair now. And I don't have to answer this question if I don't want to, but I will because I'm an honest person, and honest people love to answer questions. And she'd block me on everything. She'd block me on everything. So how could I answer her questions? How could I ask her? How could I ask her to her face? How could I do that? Got you. I got you from Fresh from Wolf is for sale. The domain name, I mean, on the Internet. Got you. Nailed it.

[Heather]

She made it very clear to me in New York that we were not friends, and we were never friends. And she continued to say stuff on Twitter that proved to me that we'd probably never be friends in the future. So I didn't come with documents. I didn't research anything. It just was in the newspaper. And I never accused you of anything. I said, this is what I read, and this is what I saw, and it's concerning, and I can feel that way. I'm allowed to feel that way.

[Ronnie]

Are people not allowed to read newspapers anymore? Are they not allowed to read newspapers anymore?

[Andy Cohen]

But it was the Denigrate, my character. Denigrate. I've said it two times. Times now. Pretty cool, huh?

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, it was snakey.

[Ronnie]

Well, you know what? The same way that you denigrated my character the last time I saw you.

[Lisa Barlow]

No, you denigrated your character with lies. Yeah, that was a lie. Denigration. You did it. You're. You're really good at live integrations.

[Heather]

All right, well, you know what? You play with fire, you're going to get played back. Some would say you play with fire, you're going to get burned. You don't get burned. The fire actually plays back with you. It's actually really sweet.

[Ronnie]

It's actually, you're, like, playing a card game with fire. Fire. You're playing a card game with fire.

[Heather]

You ever see those movies of. Those videos of. It feels like a movie, you know, of like a. A kitten and like a, you know, a. Like a lion playing, and you're like, oh, my God, you would think that one would eat the other, but they are actually just, like, friends. That's like you playing with fire because fire's playing with you. It's just so sweet.

[Whitney]

So what are the facts, Lisa. What are the facts? Do lions play with chickens or is that AI? I just can't tell anymore.

[Lisa Barlow]

You know what? The facts are that I have one pending case which we hope to have resolved as summary judgment. And there's one case actively being litigated. And you know what? I gave it a side of honey mustard, and it's much more comfortable now. And the rest are dismissed. And I wasn't worried about it. And I don't know why anyone else was worried about it. I just didn't get it.

[Heather]

Wait, why can't you have judgment in the winter? Why does it have to be summary judgment?

[Lisa Barlow]

Okay, you know what? Just shut up, Whitney. You're so stupid. My God, so dumb.

[Andy Cohen]

Don't grade the judgment, okay? You literally.

[Whitney]

But a summary judgment would mean that you'd have to pay them. That's what it means. Because you say you're richer than all of us and you owe hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[Ronnie]

And she's.

[Andy Cohen]

No.

[Heather]

What?

[Lisa Barlow]

Denied. You know what? Deny. If I had a step, it would say deny. Deny.

[Ronnie]

No, that's not what summary judgment brought was like. That's not what summary judgment means.

[Lisa Barlow]

She goes, yeah, yeah.

[Ronnie]

Huh?

[Lisa Barlow]

Because I've won a summary judgment before. And you know what, Bronwyn? Your case was very different than mine because I wasn't in a criminal case. I had a civil litigation. And you know what? You've been sued. You've been sued.

[Mary]

Just.

[Ronnie]

You know what?

[Mary]

Whatever you say about me is to deflect you.

[Whitney]

And you.

[Ronnie]

You'd owed these people money and you.

[Mary]

Were paying them back.

[Ronnie]

And that is the truth. You're not paying them back.

[Whitney]

Okay?

[Ronnie]

You're not paying the people back the money that you owe them.

[Andy Cohen]

Denied.

[Heather]

Denied. Denial. Denialing.

[Andy Cohen]

Just a river in Egypt.

[Heather]

What is it?

[Ronnie]

But I mean, if you're not paying them back, then that's a bummer. You should. You should. But you do owe the money. I mean, it doesn't matter where rivers are. It doesn't matter where the river is. You owe that.

[Mary]

You owe the river money.

[Andy Cohen]

Criminal allegations. Your criminal allegations.

[Ronnie]

No, I do not have criminal allegations against me.

[Heather]

Don't.

[Ronnie]

We don't.

[Andy Cohen]

And you don't understand the law. Even though you went through, like. Yeah, because you went through it all with the law. You don't understand the law because you don't know the law. You fought the law and the law fought back with you and played with you like fireplace with people.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, mine was actually dismissed with the judge. And yours was dismissed because you paid those people back. Or you're trying to.

[Mary]

That's not true.

[Andy Cohen]

That's not true. Denied. Denied.

[Ronnie]

Do we have any proof that. That Bronwyn's stuff was dismissed? Because Bronwyn is still so squirrely about talking. What? Talking about what all that stuff is. I thought her stuff wasn't dismissed. I thought they made some kind of agreement, and then it was sealed. It was dismissed. I'm so confused by the whole Bronwyn case. I need clarity. I need clarity.

[Mary]

Please, anybody.

[Ronnie]

The Bronwyn's very good at this because they still don't get it out of her. And she just keeps on nodding until they all agree. She's just like, you know, what's a very different situation?

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, but you know what? It's a very different situation.

[Ronnie]

That's what I said, Lisa.

[Andy Cohen]

No, it's not.

[Lisa Barlow]

It's what I said. Why is my head shaking?

[Mary]

Why is my head nodding?

[Lisa Barlow]

My God, my head hurts. Oh, my God. My threads.

[Mary]

My boink, boink.

[Lisa Barlow]

My threads just came undone. Oh, my God.

[Ronnie]

Her face just falls to the ground.

[Mary]

Ron was like, nailed it.

[Whitney]

Got her.

[Andy Cohen]

So Andy's like, okay, well, you're both.

[Heather]

Telling me what each other's situation is.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna tell you what my situation is. And, like, okay, we have. All of our cases against us have been dismissed, and.

[Heather]

Which means we basically have won them all.

[Andy Cohen]

And there's, like, one pending litigation. Just, like, one stupid little pending litigation, and that's it.

[Whitney]

You know, you never owed anyone money, and they just made it up to be mean. Lisa Barlow. That's what you're saying.

[Andy Cohen]

You're all worried about it. Other than the fact that, like, you're just like, whatever, you know?

[Ronnie]

Well, the same reason you're worried about all of our lives. The same reason you're worried about all our lives. That's why.

[Andy Cohen]

You know what? Bronwyn just got here. And the bottom line is, like, last year, you lied about me and said I said I faked. I. I said you said that you faked. Okay, you lied about me and said that I said that you faked a miscarriage to someone that I said I didn't say it to.

[Ronnie]

No, you know what? Don't say another word about it, because we've decided. We've decided we're not going to talk about that anymore. And we don't talk about things that I. I don't want to talk about, only things that I want to talk about. No, no, no, no, no. We're only going to talk about it.

[Andy Cohen]

Say a half word and Meredith does the other half. The word.

[Ronnie]

No, I have abided by the truth. And you. And. And that you and I said that we would leave families alone. Bronwyn, you've been talking about family. What are you talking about? I mean, I guess she was talking about Meredith's family, technically not Lisa's, but whatever.

[Andy Cohen]

Come on.

[Ronnie]

You hypocrite.

[Mary]

No, you have not.

[Andy Cohen]

I think Lisa bringing up the miscarriage again, that's a.

[Ronnie]

Like.

[Andy Cohen]

I'm like, what are you. Oh, Lisa, you're going to. You're cuz. What's going to do is it's going to sidetrack the entire conversation as it actually does into. You said you wouldn't say that, and now you've said it and it becomes something else entirely. It's like I was like, lisa, don't bring up the miscarriage thing. Like, let that one just die because it's not going to serve you right now.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, but Bronwin's saying because you. You are the one who's worried about our lives. And she's like, no, I was never worried about your life. You acute. You asked me to go talk to. Talked to the mother in law or whatever. The. The parent, the. The kids of the parents. And then you accused me of saying all of this stuff. I wasn't into your life. You told me to go into your life and then you accused me of all this stuff. And Brahm was like, no, you're not allowed to talk about that.

[Mary]

Well.

[Ronnie]

Stop putting her in the position.

[Mary]

Where she has to defend herself with it.

[Ronnie]

I mean, I don't know, but she's.

[Lisa Barlow]

Like, you were the one who lied about saying that I said that you had a miscarriage.

[Ronnie]

Which is so this show by just that line in general is just so this show.

[Lisa Barlow]

You said that I lied about you saying that I lied about miscarriages.

[Whitney]

You said I had a miscarriage.

[Lisa Barlow]

Barbara Walters. They're sneaky, sneaky.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, okay.

[Ronnie]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

You said you and your husband said you would piss on my head every private conversation. You denigrate my character because you're denigrating my character. Hold on. Okay. By the way, I forgot to mention I went to a house. Cause I looked at a house with the solid SLC people and I went into the den and there was a great. In the den. And I said, den.

[Lisa Barlow]

I great.

[Andy Cohen]

There's a den of great right now. Guess what? Yeah, that's called wordplay. Yeah, see, I don't want to be.

[Heather]

Okay, Okay. I have. I don't know what that metaphor was. But I have said nothing about your family and I've said nothing about your children. And you continue to bring my daughter up and I don't care what version you want to say, you can just keep on doing it over and over and over again.

[Andy Cohen]

Okay, no, I'm not talking about your daughter, okay? It's an example of your bad behavior of the daughter you didn't have.

[Heather]

Okay, well you know what? See that's not going to help because like use an example that involves my daughter is speaking about my family and I have begged you to stop and I've told you to stop and you keep on, you keep on going forward.

[Ronnie]

No, I'm sorry.

[Heather]

Every time you do it.

[Mary]

No to me.

[Ronnie]

No. Because you, you're the one accusing her of being a liar and she's saying no, you're a liar and this was an example that you lied. Just because your daughter had something to do with that example does not mean that you didn't lie about it. I'm sorry, I'm giving it to Lisa on this one because she didn't say anything bad about the doctor daughter. She didn't. She's just saying you lied. You. You accused me of doing this thing regarding your daughter, that's all. And if your husband can sit there and say all this mean about Lisa all season long, then your farty ass husband can take the payback. Todd doesn't get to come in here and be a part time housewife. If Todd wants to come on and talk everybody else and say horrible things about them, then they're allowed to watch the show and then say shitty things about Todd. You know, and she didn't say anything about your daughter. And Todd can handle his goddamn self if he wants to.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, conveniently, just the other week at.

[Heather]

BravoCon, a fan sent me a video of you talking about my husband. You were body shaming him, talking about how fat he is, how small his penis is. And I have the video the fan sent me. I am so angry that you talked shit about Todd on a video that here, I'm gonna put it here for all the American. Cuz I'm so mad that people are spreading these lies about Todd and I want America to see these things that they're that you're saying. I cannot believe that you would say that Todd is fat. America, go look at him, look at Lisa saying that. Tod. Can you believe it?

[Lisa Barlow]

Can we. Andy, could we roll the video? I labeled it bitch tits. Okay, great, thanks. Thanks.

[Mary]

Mm, mm, mm, mm.

[Ronnie]

So the video comes up And Lisa, these people at BravoCon, these fans are so shady. Filming Lisa from in between two other people. As Lisa just openly shit talks Ron way. And Lisa's going, yeah, you know what?

[Lisa Barlow]

It's because Todd, like, I didn't even know if that was like Todd or if it was like, his belly, it's, like, so big. It's, like, so big. He has, like, boobs. He has, like, hairy boobs, I think they're called Belly.

[Andy Cohen]

Is that he probably can't even denigrate his own character. His. His belly's in the way of his denigration.

[Ronnie]

You just didn't say one thing about my husband. You've been a tik tok comments. You've been on Twitter. You continue to this day.

[Lisa Barlow]

That's a lie.

[Ronnie]

Which. It's not a lie, Lisa. You have fucking been doing it. I wish Lisa would just say, yeah, well, he's talking shit about me, so tell your husband to shut up first.

[Heather]

Well, I mean, up until we were in Greece, you were saying my husband was a dirty old man and a pervert. Okay?

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, because he is. Yeah, because he is.

[Heather]

You were saying that he's, like, going on airplanes and looking at pictures of other women and flirting with him.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, that's you.

[Andy Cohen]

That was you saying. Yeah, that was actually you.

[Ronnie]

You accused Todd of cheating on me.

[Lisa Barlow]

That. Yeah, that was yo.

[Ronnie]

And then you denied it the next day.

[Lisa Barlow]

No, that was you, too.

[Heather]

You accused Todd of stealing cherries from the top of a sundae before someone's ready to give it up.

[Lisa Barlow]

That was yo. That was yo. Yeah, it was yo.

[Ronnie]

Okay, well, you know, stop accusing me of doing things that I'm accusing people of.

[Whitney]

Okay, Lisa?

[Ronnie]

Okay, so now Bronwyn's like, nobody looked up your husband's ex wife. Nobody needed to look up my husband's ex wife either.

[Lisa Barlow]

It's like, you know what? You care a lot about John Barlow. You care a lot about John Barlow.

[Ronnie]

Well, I care because you talk about my husband non stop. I mean, non stop. So I'm gonna bring up John Barlow, then the truce is over then.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, but I don't talk about your husband. You know what? But I can start. I can star. You know what? Let's talk about Todd Bradley, the dirty old man. Todd Bradley, the dirty, dirty old man. Todd Bradley. Let's talk about it. His penis is under his fupa and everybody knows it.

[Heather]

How many times do I have to tell you to stop talking about my husband?

[Andy Cohen]

This is the clip. So then we come back to President.

[Heather]

And Bronwyn's like, you know, you've continued after our truth to speak about my husband. And you're saying it right now. You're doing it right now, Lisa.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, because he's a dirty old man, so whatever.

[Heather]

Okay? You can laugh all you want.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, I'm laughing. It's hilarious. Yeah, I am.

[Heather]

Okay, do not talk shit about Todd, okay? We are in a wonderful, wonderful relationship.

[Andy Cohen]

That next episode, I'm going to reveal that we are separated. Yes.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yes.

[Ronnie]

I love Todd so much. Andy, can we roll that.

[Mary]

That FUPA clip again? That would be great.

[Ronnie]

I want to stand up for Todd again. I just love him so much.

[Mary]

O laugh, Lisa.

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, well, hold on.

[Heather]

Ha.

[Lisa Barlow]

I laughed.

[Mary]

Okay, well, you can do it again.

[Heather]

Ha.

[Mary]

God damn it, Lisa.

[Ronnie]

Stop laughing.

[Mary]

We had the truce.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, I did think that you guys had a truce. You guys still doing your truce at all?

[Ronnie]

Well, yeah, but I. I've abided by the truth. But Lisa continues to break the truce at every turn. She breaks the truth, Andy. She breaks the truth.

[Andy Cohen]

That's a beautiful.

[Mary]

It's a true speech. It's a true speech.

[Ronnie]

It's a true speech.

[Andy Cohen]

That speech. Speech.

[Lisa Barlow]

Okay, let's get to the facts.

[Mary]

What facts?

[Lisa Barlow]

How. How? How have I broken the truth? I'm talking now. I'm talking. When you're ready to listen.

[Ronnie]

Well, I'm talking, too.

[Mary]

How have I broken the truth?

[Ronnie]

What have I said about your husband or your children? What have I said?

[Andy Cohen]

You won't let me talk. Talk, Meredith.

[Whitney]

I'm sorry.

[Andy Cohen]

You won't let me talk.

[Whitney]

Aches.

[Heather]

Ta.

[Whitney]

Achies. Achies.

[Andy Cohen]

Ta. Ta.

[Heather]

Ta. Okay, you do the first part of the word.

[Andy Cohen]

I'll do the second part.

[Whitney]

King salad.

[Andy Cohen]

Okay, What I was trying to say was.

[Mary]

Talk French lot.

[Andy Cohen]

Meredith. Thanks a lot. We had a truce, okay?

[Heather]

And since that truce, the only thing.

[Andy Cohen]

I said was to Britney, and I was relating to her on something about Bronwyn's behavior. And just like, after our truce, you know, do you remember the truth? Anyone remember the truth?

[Heather]

No.

[Ronnie]

I was just doing the second.

[Mary]

Half of your worms.

[Andy Cohen]

Sounds like a snake. It sounds like a snake.

[Heather]

Is that Heather sound snakey?

[Mary]

Am I doing this right?

[Whitney]

I'm gonna get it at some point. We're gonna tag team. We're just gonna tag team at some point.

[Andy Cohen]

Okay?

[Heather]

Snake.

[Andy Cohen]

No. Okay, you do. Okay.

[Whitney]

Sn X cube. X cube.

[Heather]

Snap.

[Whitney]

The califragilistic Expedilidocious subjunction. Dismissed. Case dismissed.

[Heather]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

Okay. This has been entertaining to watch. YouTube, but, like, what about this stuff about Todd?

[Lisa Barlow]

Um, I really forgot where we were, but you know what? After I saw your husband say he wouldn't piss on my head if my brain was bleed on fire. You know what? That's not very nice. Like, if my brain was on fire, he should piss on my head. Like, does I. Would anybody else's husband like to offer to piss on my head? Because that's what a true gentleman would do. Like, who says that they wouldn't piss on a wife's head?

[Andy Cohen]

That was so rude.

[Lisa Barlow]

That was so rude.

[Andy Cohen]

Excuse me and dad need keep on. Need to get. I need to keep on saying these things.

[Ronnie]

No, but you hadn't even seen that yet.

[Mary]

And that was increase that you were saying those things.

[Ronnie]

You can't use that as an excuse.

[Lisa Barlow]

Well, I said, your husband's a dirty old man. You know, like, out d d. You know what? Gat dick sucker went viral. It's not my fault. I went viral. I'm sorry. You know what? You should sue Tik Tok, because they love me there.

[Heather]

You know what? It's your fault. When you look at me in the eye and you say, I don't want to speak about my husband or my children.

[Andy Cohen]

And I agree. And then.

[Heather]

And you say, great, me too. Continue to parade yourself out here with the wrong. Like, as the wrong victim when you're the one doing this to my husband. Husband. Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah, okay.

[Whitney]

And what is wrong with sucking your husband's dick?

[Mary]

And Brahm was like, not a thing.

[Ronnie]

Not a thing. Couldn't do it. But it's not a thing.

[Heather]

Not pleasant.

[Andy Cohen]

Nothing.

[Heather]

It's not wrong. It's not wrong. It's just not.

[Andy Cohen]

It's just. It's just gross.

[Ronnie]

I mean, Auntie, if you could imagine sucking the dick of the person that's always mad at Dennis the Menace. I mean, sure, you know. You know, some people are into that, some people aren't. There's nothing wrong with it. That's for sure. Walter Matthow needs to get his dick sucked, too. Occasionally.

[Mary]

Do I do it?

[Ronnie]

You know, Occasionally. Occasionally.

[Mary]

But don't. Wouldn't suggest it.

[Ronnie]

Wouldn't suggest it. Can we roll a FUPA clip?

[Andy Cohen]

My response was to the fact that she said, I don't work. And I said, well, I do work. And she said, well, you should get a job and pay those bills. Like, because I, like, work very hard. I work so hard. Opening lounges. Like, do you know there are children in this country who don't have access to lounges? It is my mission to open up a lounge in every. Every single town and community.

[Lisa Barlow]

That's what I'm trying to get like poor children American Express chart cards. So they're like Aladdin lounges. And that's. You know what? That's a job, Andy. And it's a job for the people.

[Andy Cohen]

Leave no child behind. From a lounge. That's what I say.

[Lisa Barlow]

Lounge.

[Heather]

Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

I want to make sure that they have access to really overcooked bad acts every single morning for free.

[Ronnie]

Free?

[Mary]

Yeah, I want to make sure.

[Ronnie]

You know what, Andy? There's nothing funny about this. The only thing funny is that you and I are equal in this. Cuz we're not equal. And I've done nothing to you in this regard. I've stayed the away from you.

[Lisa Barlow]

She goes exactly that part. You know what? I've stayed the away from you too. You know, but those videos weren't me talking to you. They were talking to me. People at Bravo Con. So maybe you should stop stalking me, you know?

[Heather]

And I told you up below deck that I was like done with you and I meant it. And you don't like you talk about my husband at BravoCon. Imagine being at BravoCon where people love you and want to talk to you and you want to talk about my husband's dick. Like, get a fucking life, you know?

[Lisa Barlow]

Yeah, but you know what? Go ahead, Ted.

[Andy Cohen]

Some people wanted to hear.

[Lisa Barlow]

That's what people wanted to hear. They came up to me, to Bravacon and asked me about it. Because your husband was threatening to piss on my head if it was on fire. Okay? That's why. And you know what? In the galley, you cried and you said, I'm fucking sorry.

[Mary]

And you accepted my apology and we held hands.

[Ronnie]

Remember that?

[Lisa Barlow]

Therefore, footage of it somewhere.

[Mary]

Show the footage. I look so good in that footage.

[Andy Cohen]

Show it here. Here's the footage that it sounds like you think that the footage is gonna be like, I am so sorry. I don't know how we got to this place and I don't want to be in this place. I don't know what happens, but I love you. And I feel like maybe I lash out because I love you so much and it's my trauma and I have to deal with it, but I love you more than anything. And instead it's like, hey, I'm really sorry about that before. Okay, talk to you later.

[Ronnie]

Overall, I think Lisa's in the wrong. This I have to say, but God damn it, I don't care. Sorry. So Bronwyn's like, yeah, but I accepted your apology. And then you go back and do it again. Yep. But bronwyn, you also do. And that's why I can't care because Bronwyn is exactly the same. She's like, I won't come for you anymore. Immediately comes for you after, you know. Okay, guys, we need the truce to not talk about anybody's marriage. Oh, guys, by the way, so Seth was probably cheating in New York on Meredith, you know, like, come on now.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

And he's like, all right, two rights.

[Andy Cohen]

Don'T make a wrong situation because Lisa does break the truce a lot.

[Ronnie]

And.

[Andy Cohen]

And so then this is how we.

[Heather]

This is how we get into problems.

[Andy Cohen]

On the Housewives in the world because Lisa. Lisa breaks the truce. Then Bronwyn gets revenge by doing something in return. It's like, no, just don't do that. Just.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, like keep.

[Heather]

Keep your.

[Andy Cohen]

Keep your high grounds that we can use it at the reunion.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Mary]

Hello there.

[Ronnie]

This is a two part recap. Okay?

[Mary]

This the end of part one.

[Ronnie]

So thank you so much for listening to this. Just come back a little later for part two.

[Andy Cohen]

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[Ronnie]

Our way is the Amber way.

[Andy Cohen]

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[Ronnie]

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[Andy Cohen]

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[Ronnie]

Namey Sip some scotch with Jessica Trotch.

[Andy Cohen]

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[Ronnie]

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[Andy Cohen]

Aren't you glad? It's Marianne Ahrens.

[Ronnie]

Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the berg.

[Andy Cohen]

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[Ronnie]

I love Aya. Olivia Williamson.

[Andy Cohen]

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[Ronnie]

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[Andy Cohen]

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[Ronnie]

Darn skippy.

[Mary]

It's Tippy.

[Ronnie]

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[Andy Cohen]

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[Ronnie]

Happy are we is Allison with an I? She's VVIP it's Amanda V. Can't lose when you're with Amy Baldwin.

[Heather]

Somebody get us 10cc's of Betsy MD.

[Ronnie]

We'Re taking the gold with Brenda Silva.

[Andy Cohen]

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[Heather]

Neal.

[Ronnie]

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[Andy Cohen]

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[Ronnie]

Let's go into the woods with Guy Tubbs.

[Andy Cohen]

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[Ronnie]

She's a total knockout. It's Katie Manock.

[Andy Cohen]

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[Ronnie]

The incredible edible Matthews sisters. She eases our woes. It's Melissa St. Rose. There's a chance of meatballs. It's Rebecca Cloud.

[Andy Cohen]

Maximum love for Sandy Maximoska. She's the queen bee. It's Sarah Lemke.

[Ronnie]

We cannot tell a lie. It's Sarah.

[Andy Cohen]

Tell of son Shannon out of a cannon. Anthony, please don't stop it. So solely and pop. Let's take off with Tamla playing. You'll always get the full story with Tori Parsons.

[Ronnie]

She ain't no shrinking violet Coutar. We love you guys.

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