#3165 Southern Charm S11E07 Part 2: Chick Me Girl*

Summary

Watch What Crappens – Episode #3165 Southern Charm S11E07 Part 2: Chick Me Girl*

Release Date: January 15, 2026
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Recap of: Southern Charm Season 11 Episode 7, Part 2 (“Chick Me Girl”)

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Episode Overview

This episode of Watch What Crappens dives deep into the messiness of Southern Charm S11E07, focusing on the escalating chaos between Craig, Sally, Charlie, and the rest of the cast. Ben and Ronnie serve up their signature blend of Bravo love, mockery, and razor-sharp observations, zeroing in on Craig’s complicated relationships, Sally’s ill-fated chicken-buying adventure, and brewing drama among the women. The theme of the episode: friendship, blurred lines, and the fallout from Craig’s commitment-phobia—all with plenty of salty humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Chicken Store Shenanigans & Unrequited Romance

[00:52–08:43]

• Scene Recap:
  • Sally and Craig visit a feed store to buy chickens; Sally’s dressed in scrubs and full of hope, while Craig’s playing it breezy.
  • Humorous banter about chicken-buying as a metaphor for Sally’s quest for love (“I’ve always wanted three kids to match the three chickens”).
  • The store clerk shares her own “I used to have a ring” tale, and Ben/Ronnie riff on South Carolina patriarchy and failed marriages.
  • Hosts joke about the symbolism of threes—chickens, children, and threesomes.
• Notable Quote (Sally, as parodied by host):
  • “I just did some free surgery on my backyard on my friend who suggested I get chicks. That’s all.” (01:48)
  • “By the strike of midnight, you’ll still be single, but you’ll have little tiny chicken pellets all over your kitchen.” – Charlie, 04:02
• Insight:
  • Ben and Ronnie spotlight Sally’s willingness to go all-in on Craig, despite clear red flags, drawing parallels to women in the South investing hope in undeserving men.

2. Dibs, Girl Code & Hot Tub Logic

[08:43–11:53]

• Sally confesses to catching feelings for Craig and hints she could date him; Ben and Ronnie highlight Craig’s noncommittal attitude, questioning why Sally is so surprised by his lack of reciprocation after 4am hot tubs.
• The hosts note the ambiguity around Sally and Craig’s physical relationship, with speculation:
  • “I think she was hooking up with Craig, don’t you? I don’t believe that they weren’t boning.”
• Ben and Ronnie poke fun at the coded Southern communication around intimacy (“spent the night,” “took the golf cart”), suggesting they’re dancing around real issues.

3. Craig’s Mixed Signals & Sally’s Chick(en) Regret

[11:53–12:14]

• Sally leaves with her chicks (noting they come in a Doughnut box—“Dunkin Donuts munchkins box!”) and admits feeling guilty for not knowing how to care for them, suggesting her vulnerability.

4. Charlie Checks in with Mom: Good Advice, Bad Motivations

[13:42–16:49]

• Charlie's Mom’s Perspective:
  • Encourages Charlie to go for Craig (“He is wealthy, attractive, and on TV. Go to the oyster farm!” – 15:38).
  • Ben and Ronnie laugh about “girl code,” as Sally has “dibs’d” every man, but argue you “don’t get to just call dibs on every man. You get one sample, not the whole tray.”
  • The boutiques are described as the antithesis of high fashion—“Mary Frances Limited, fresh off the runway in Milan. You know you’re gonna get some cutting edge designs there.” (14:42)
• Insight:
  • The hosts highlight the transactional view of relationships that persists in the show’s Southern set-up, underscored by motherly pressure.

5. Madison’s Ultrasound & Sally’s Baby Desires

[17:23–20:50]

• Sally views Madison as a big sister, envying her settled life; Ben and Ronnie poke fun at the emotional weight Sally attaches to an ultrasound (“That looks like a booger…what are you talking about?” – 19:25).
• “All I see every time I look at an ultrasound is all the extra gum I’m gonna have to carry in my pocket for the next 18 years.” (19:59)

6. Text Message Drama & Craig’s Emotional Blackout

[21:21–23:06]

• Sally and Madison review texts between Sally and Craig, dissecting his “let’s hang out” vibe and the meaning of “sleep well, see you next week.”
• Madison candidly assesses, “He’s giving off boy vibes. He’s not giving off boy vibes. He is a boy.” (22:39)
• Sally realizes Craig is just keeping her as a backup, a theme Ben and Ronnie develop, criticizing Craig’s “fuckboy arrangement.”

7. Bar Night: Craig Gets Defensive, Friendship Lines Blurred

[23:06–26:37]

• The guys learn Austin and Sally have been hanging out, and Craig is visibly miffed, prompting speculative banter about Craig’s need to keep all options open.
• “Craig gets off on the attention of women fawning over him.” (11:04)
• The hosts joke about Charleston guy dress code—“four things: Khakis and Tommy Bahama shirts.” (25:40)

8. Girls’ Night In: Tension between Sally and Vanita

[27:44–37:01]

• Madison hosts a PJ party; Vanita and Sally have unresolved tension over Vanita’s warnings about Craig.
• Vanita does a victory lap: “Told you so!” when Sally reveals Craig’s rejection, but gets upset that Sally didn’t call her during her crisis, despite telling her not to.
• Ben: “Vanita is, like, getting her…victory lap, even though she’s irrationally upset that she didn’t get called.” (37:13)
• Sally is annoyed at Vanita’s “I told you so,” even though she admits Vanita was right.

9. Craig Reframes History, Painting Sally as ‘Crazy’

[38:41–44:13]

• At the bar, Craig rewrites reality, portraying Sally as obsessive and chaotic, minimizing months of friendship to justify his pursuit of Charlie.
• Ronnie: “He’s going to immediately start painting Sally to be the crazy one and villainizing her.” (33:10)
• Austin and Rodrigo gently push back, noting Sally is not the problem—Craig’s the one turning on and off the emotional faucet.
• Ronnie: “He’s the one seeding the tornado by flirting with Sally…making her crazy and then saying she’s crazy.” (42:08)
• The hosts call out the Bravo trope of men discarding women (“This show is about us getting to fuck with women till we’re done with them and then getting them fired.” – 42:19)

10. Showdown at the Pizza Party: Secrets Revealed, Friendships Tested

[44:32–49:47]

• Austin spills all at Madison’s, breaking the news to Sally and the group that Craig’s been trash-talking her (“He called you a tornado, but we had to reshoot it because that wouldn’t be nice for Bravo.” – 45:05).
• Charlie admits Craig invited her on an oyster farm date.
• Sally calls out duplication of drama (“Craig is manipulating both of us. He’s been doing it all fucking summer.” – 49:15), echoing Vanita’s earlier warnings.
• The cyclical nature of relationships and loyalty on the show becomes clear.
• Ronnie: “You’re not allowed to just call dibs on everybody in the cast.” (47:52)

11. Conclusion & Reflections

[49:47–50:51]

• Sally wishes Craig was present so she could confront him directly: “I’d seriously slap him across the face. And I will show him a tornado. Good—bring this season to life, Sally. I believe in you.” (49:47)
• Ben and Ronnie close by praising the late-episode drama, noting Austin’s role as a chaos agent (“Austin is just like one of the girl cast…let’s go to the girls’ party.” – 50:09).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Chicken Buying and Romance:
  • “By the strike of midnight, you’ll still be single, but you’ll have little tiny chicken pellets all over your kitchen.” (Charlie, 04:02)
• On Girl Code:
  • “You don’t get to just call dibs on every man. You get one sample, not the whole tray of samples.” (Charlie, 16:49)
• On Craig’s Manipulation:
  • “He’s going to immediately start painting Sally to be the crazy one and villainizing her.” (Ronnie, 33:10)
  • “He’s the one seeding the tornado by flirting with Sally…and then saying she’s crazy.” (Ronnie, 42:08)
• On Cycles in Friendship & Romance:
  • “Craig is manipulating both of us. He’s been doing it all fucking summer.” (Sally, 49:15)
  • “I wish someone had told me before…I wish someone had sat me down and said, you should know that this would happen.” (Sally, 49:15)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• [00:52–08:43]: The chicken feed store scene and metaphors for love and loneliness.
• [13:42–16:49]: Charlie’s call with her mother on Southern girl code and relationship priorities.
• [17:23–20:50]: Madison’s ultrasound and Sally’s own baby fever.
• [21:21–23:06]: The analysis of Craig and Sally’s text flirtation, underhanded behaviors.
• [27:44–37:01]: The fractious girls’ night, Sally vs. Vanita, and the fallout of friend-zoning.
• [38:41–44:13]: Craig’s gaslighting—reframing history as Sally’s instability.
• [44:32–49:47]: The pizza party confrontation, Charlie’s admission, and Sally’s epiphany.

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Tone & Language

The episode is a classic Crappens recap—irreverent, colloquial, loaded with sarcasm and Southern-tinged humor. Ben and Ronnie use the cast’s own words, wild metaphors, and joke-filled riffs to lampoon the show’s gender politics and relationship games, all while keeping a loving, Bravo-superfan energy.

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For New Listeners/Non-Watchers

If you haven’t watched the Southern Charm episode, this recap covers the social game at play: two women hoping for more from Craig, who strings them along while painting himself as the victim. The comedy comes from Ben and Ronnie’s relentless skewering of Bravo’s tropes—petty drama, self-absorption, and the endless cycles of messy romance in Charleston. The episode’s last act, when secrets come out at the girls’ pizza party, is the highlight, setting up further meltdowns and turning points for the cast.

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Transcript

[Raj]

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[Noah]

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[Charlie]

Love y'.

[Sally]

All.

[Charlie]

Watch what happens. Watch what cr. What happens when there's so much happens. Watch what happens. Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So now we go to the barnyard feed and supply and Sally's there and Craig shows up and it's time to buy some chickens. So we know this because she goes, ready to buy some chickens? And he's like, I love places like this. Did you work this morning? I love that. He goes, did you work this morning? And she's dressed fully in scrubs. No, she. She just came back from an all night black tie ball. Like, what?

[Sally]

I just did some free surgery on my backyard on my friend who suggested I get chicks. That's all. Yeah. So they go to this barnyard supply place and there is like a representation. There's like a dog in a position representing Sally on the ground. It's just laying there, like completely open. Like, please just pet me. I'll do anything you want. Just, I'll. I'm here for you. So she's like, I'm really into chicks. Well, Craig's really into chicks. Yeah. Don't have a ring on my finger though. I had one at one time. Maybe I'll have another one. Right, Craig? It's like.

[Charlie]

So they go. And they go to this, like, this. The chicken area. And they look at some chicks, and she's like, I want one of those. So they. They pull this. They. They're basically holding these little chicks. And Craig is like, wow, it's a little chick. Did you know that you're being held by a celebrity with a pillow empire? Congratulations, little chick. And Sally's like, hey, do that bot. Do that bot. And the store clerk's like, well, you know, they might. They might peck you if you have a ring on your finger. Hand. Hand. Craig. Just giving you a little assist there, Sally.

[Sally]

Yeah, and she's. She's. That's when she says, yeah, I used to have a ring, but I don't anymore. And. And then the other lady's like, don't worry. I used to have a ring, too. And I don't have one anymore either. It's just our little secret girl that can't stay married in a town full of patriarchy.

[Charlie]

I used to be an investment banker, and when my man left me, I took a golf club to his windshield, and now I work at the chicken feed store. Anyway, have fun browsing.

[Sally]

Me and you. Just us two girls.

[Charlie]

Just us two girls. Just us two girls.

[Sally]

Yeah. I'm just here to get some chicks. You trying to get a man? That's why I opened this chicken coop, Okay? I've been helping Single girls since 1976.

[Charlie]

Take this chicken. And just know, by the strike of midnight, this man will be. He'll. He'll be the same. But you'll just have a chicken at midnight. That's what I'm trying to say.

[Sally]

You'll still be single, but you'll be less lonely because you'll have little tiny chicken pellets all over your kitchen.

[Charlie]

Is it the strike of midnight or the stroke of midnight? It's the stroke. But I like to say this track just a little more dramatic that way.

[Sally]

Jack's like, what? What? I'm not doing anything. We're not accusing you of stroking Jack, okay? We're talking.

[Charlie]

Jack, take those little miniature hockey masks off the chicks.

[Sally]

Someone cancel Craig's hbo.

[Charlie]

Jack has the two chicks on little exercise bikes pedaling fast.

[Sally]

So Sally. Sally's like, well, I could get another, you know, because they're holding the chickens. And Craig goes, yeah, I thought you were supposed to get chickens in threes. And she goes, oh, I've always wanted three kids. God, Sally, you're so sad. You're so sad. Stop. You're hurting my feelings.

[Charlie]

Are you Supposed to get chickens in threes? Is that a thing?

[Sally]

No, but Craig's a fucking life destroyer, and this is what he does. It's not enough that she's getting one chicken for your approval. No, now she has to get three chickens for your approval. You're gonna ruin her lifetime. Three?

[Charlie]

Well, according to Google, getting chickens in threes is a great idea because they are flock animals. And three provides a good starter number, ensuring two are left if one is lost. Preventing loneliness.

[Sally]

That's not how threesomes work, that's for sure.

[Charlie]

You can't prevent loneliness on this show, I'll tell you that much.

[Sally]

No, and just in general threesome. I guess threesomes work different for humans because when you have a threesome in real life, there's always just one person, like, oh, why? Why are they more into each other than they're into me? Why am I still thinking about hostess donuts? I just ate them last night.

[Charlie]

You're always supposed to have three hostess donuts at a time.

[Sally]

Thank you.

[Charlie]

Well, that.

[Sally]

That's advice I follow.

[Charlie]

So then. So she was. She always. I've always wanted three kids to match, one for each chicken. That's why I'm excited to see where this potentially could go with me and Craig. Because we both want to settle down, we both want to have kids, we both want to take care of chickens. Okay, lady, what else do I need? Well, you're gonna need a golf club. You got to know where he's gonna be at 8pm so that way you're not there when he's there. And honestly, if you take a key to the side of his car, that's effective too.

[Sally]

Might I suggest a starter pack of a chicken feed and maybe a stack this big of Dick's sporting goods cards, just for when you make him mad.

[Charlie]

Red spray paints. That way you can make sure the penis really pops on the side of his car.

[Sally]

Some of that spray you spray over their bald spots. They feel a little less insecure at the country club.

[Charlie]

Have you considered a Molotov cocktail for his living room?

[Sally]

Cyanide. Just cyanide? Here you go.

[Charlie]

No, no, no. For the chicks. The chickens. Oh, well, for the chicken, you. Chick starter. You know, when you ask, what should I start with? Chick starter. Duh. Stupid face.

[Sally]

You also need grits. Okay, I'll take this stuff up for you guys and get everything ready and stuff. Y' all go. Go ahead and shoot your scene here. That's what everybody in this episode does like. Okay, guys. Well, we've looked at your baby Inside your stomach. So I'm just gonna go take care of my customers while y' all film a scene. O far has this clinic fallen.

[Charlie]

Well, Sally, I think you're gonna be a great mom and a great wife. I mean, you kissed your sister. Oh, what was he talking about? The chicks. The chicks kissed each other. I'm not sure. But so then Sally's like, put her back. Put the chicks back. Okay, she's not yours. She's mine. Okay, I'm jealous because usually I'm good at pulling the trigger, but it's, like, really neat to see you say, hey, fuck it. Why not? Let's, like, get chickens. I find that to be a really attractive quality. And someone makes me kind of be attracted to you, theoretically. Am I sending the wrong mixed signals to you, Sally?

[Sally]

You know, I've always been really attracted to the friends of people who are willing to pull the trigger. Like you just did. God, I wonder how Charlie's doing right now.

[Charlie]

I wonder how Jack is doing pulling the trigger on those grits over there in the corner.

[Sally]

She's like, yeah, well, you know what? I see something and I want something.

[Charlie]

I just do it.

[Sally]

I literally ordered a chicken coop. The next day after we talked about a chicken coop, he's like, see? The hot tub leads to amazing ideas. I mean, like, obviously, me and you got to be real good friends, but I've been catching some feelings, and I'm just saying, like, I could date you. And he's like, yeah, whoa.

[Charlie]

I like to say, I could also date you. I could also date you. Just want to put my hand. I'm. Put my. Put my hat in the ring here, too, before it's too late. Okay. No. Okay, I'll back out. Back to the grips.

[Sally]

When I said chicken starter, I didn't mean you, gay assistant. Go back to your car.

[Charlie]

So Greg's like, we're just friends. Oh, yeah. Okay. I mean, I guess if you don't see yourself being in a relationship or moving down that path. And why are we hanging out in a hot tub till 4am because he.

[Sally]

Wants to you, Sally. What are we not getting? I don't. I don't understand. It doesn't mean hanging out in a. Hanging out in a hot tub wasted till 4am is not marriage behavior. I don't know where she got that. Like, wait a minute. You don't want to get married? Then why are you hanging out in hot tubs getting wasted with Multiple women until 4 in the morning?

[Charlie]

But I will say this, though, in Sally's defense, I Don't think Sally is opposed to that either. And I kind of feel like she's in the hot tub till 4am because she thought they were going to fuck and it didn't happen. So she's like, well, we don't know if it happened. More serious.

[Sally]

I think it did kind of happen because remember when Corey, Corey said something like yeah, and then like she's just slept over or what? And then Sally just like gave that little eyebrow like. Well, so I think she was, I mean, I think she was hooking up with Craig, don't you? I don't believe that they, they weren't boning. I mean, do you?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Sally]

Oh, I guess I haven't made it clear.

[Charlie]

I don't know. It's hard to say. So many subtleties in this show at all times.

[Sally]

Yeah, it's a very subtle nuances. But they also use code for things because it's a southern show, you know, so they can never just say. They have to say spent the night, took the golf cart out the next day, you know, because they have to be very chaste, I guess. But you know, it's like Craig being addicted to Adderall. It's coke. Just say coke. Just say coke.

[Charlie]

So I mean I've never been in a situation where like a girl really thought I liked her and I did it. And I think Sally is reading into our interactions in a fantasy way. I'm sure there have been many girls on this show and not on this show who thought that you liked them. And you're. I guarantee that Craig gets off by like the attention of women who are fawning over him. So she's.

[Sally]

Yes, of course. And also Craig, you know, you have been either Sally or heavily flirting with Sally. It's not crazy for her to think.

[Charlie]

That you would like, this is not crazy.

[Sally]

You're such an.

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Of course.

[Sally]

And of course you're doing this. Of course you are.

[Charlie]

But also Sally, like Craig's behavior is documented and you should know better than to invest in a chicken coop just for his affection. So he's like, we're just distractions to each other and like I have no problem just being friends with you. So like, what's wrong with that? She's like, nothing, we're just friends. And at this point she's like, no, I just want to point out she bought her chicks. I did not know this but like the chicks, when you baguette chicks from the store, they come in like a Dunkin Donuts munchkins box. I was like, are there Any donut holes in there, by any chance?

[Sally]

Yeah, that's what they come in. I've bought.

[Charlie]

I had no idea, really.

[Sally]

Believe it or not, yeah, it's a very guilty story. I feel bad because I just. I didn't know how to take care of them. They all died. I just felt terrible.

[Charlie]

I'm sorry.

[Sally]

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[Noah]

Because we're still doing a lot of stuff wrong.

[Raj]

But who isn't? That's why each week we're talking about the topics that we could all use a little helping hit with. Whether it's making new friends as an adult, managing our emotions, or even dreaming.

[Noah]

We'Ll be talking to experts in their fields who are definitely doing things right. So the rest of us can be a bit wiser and a lot better equipped to handle whatever life throws at us.

[Raj]

Subscribe now and listen to new episodes of Am I Doing It Wrong? Dropping every Thursday starting January 1st, wherever you get your podcasts.

[Noah]

And for the first time ever, we're going to have full video episodes on YouTube. Because as long as there are things to get wrong, we're going to be right here to help you do them better.

[Charlie]

Love y'.

[Sally]

All.

[Charlie]

So now let's go to Charlie's apartment. Charlie is. She is trying to braid her own hair. And, you know, first time doesn't work out so well. Second time nails it. So she calls her mom. She's like, hey, Charlie girl, I've been waiting for you to call. Why you forget about your mother? Are you being decent still? Okay, well, listen, tell me everything. What's going on with your life? And she's like, well, like, what's been going on over there, Mom? How's the store? She's like, oh, you know, covering both doors, just running back and forth. But the good thing is they're side by side like me and your dad, because we're in a relationship. What's going on with you and your relationships? Nothing.

[Sally]

Wow. So is your. Is your relationship doing healthy and thriving like my marriage and my store, or is it a clearance rack of sadness? How's that going for you, Charlie? And she's like, well, my mom is, like, the owner of two boutiques in my town, and they're, like, right beside each other. And we see the boutiques, and it's Denise's Boutiques, Sweet Teas, and Mary Frances Limited.

[Charlie]

Mary Frances. Ooh. Fresh off the Runway in Milan. Mary Frances limited. You know, you're gonna get some cutting edge designs there.

[Sally]

It's all the clothes that Mary Frances was inspired to make after she visited Limited 20 years ago.

[Charlie]

It's making Gwen's seem very cutting edge.

[Sally]

I miss Gwen's. We need Gwen's. I remember when they were like, hey, Catherine, will you do all our social media influencing for us? And she's like, yes. And then it was just like, big, giant ball gown ruffles, but for a tea party.

[Charlie]

I know. I miss. I miss it. What a great department store. I mean, we did see. I feel like I saw Gwen's in the back of the. One of the scenes. And this time I refer to it not as the store, but the other, like, whatever lady.

[Sally]

Gwen, the girl. The daughter of Gwen, who was a.

[Charlie]

Nightmare on Below Deck. So Denise is like, what you doing, Charlie? And she's like, well, I was in the gallery and Craig came in. He should talk about how his friend is an oyster farm. He wants to, like, go hang out. She's like, oh, so you got a date? An oyster farm.

[Sally]

Okay. Okay.

[Charlie]

I mean, I preferred if my dog didn't come back. Smell like fresh seafood, but, you know, a date's a date.

[Sally]

Well, that's nice. I mean, it is kind of like giving the kid, giving the guy the cow when he's getting the bill for free. I mean, give him oysters and everything. You know what they say about oysters, don't you, honey? It just leads to sin and sex. Hope he's got a wedding ring in his pocket.

[Charlie]

She's like, I just. I know, but, Mom, I'm just gonna. I'm gonna feel weird about it because Sal is, like, putting out there that she likes him also. And Denise is like, you will get into a celebrity relationship whether you like it or Not. Okay. Anyway, back to Mary and Francis limited. We've just been selling out of so many camisoles. Okay, go on your date, sweetheart.

[Sally]

And don't forget, men outrank women. Okay, honey, talk to you soon.

[Charlie]

Yeah. She basically is like, don't you dare lose this opportunity. He is wealthy, he is attractive, and he is on tv. Go to the oyster farm.

[Sally]

Yeah. And Charlie is like, yeah. I mean, I feel guilty about being excited about my date with Craig because I know that Sally would have said yes to a similar date if he was to ask her. She's, like, trying to find a way to word it. Just say it. Sally picked Sally. Sally peed on him first. She said that was her man first. And it's against girl code to go for the man. But, I mean, if you have a defense, it's that Sally said that about every man. And she doesn't get to just pick every single man. You don't get to call dibs on every man. Okay, you get one sample. You get one sample, not the whole tray of samples.

[Charlie]

That's right, because if the chicken starter doesn't start, it's on to something new. So now we go over to Madison, getting an ultrasound. Madison is the name of other Gwen's. She was the other Madison, so. But this is non Gwen's. Madison. It's our.

[Sally]

No, I don't want to know the name of the other of Gwen's. I just want to call her Gwen's. Her name is Gwyn's.

[Charlie]

Her name is Gwen. So Madison's there and Sally's there, and it's time for an ultrasound. So Sally's like, you know, I do view Madison as, like a big sister almost. And seeing her get everything she's ever wanted after going through everything she went through just gives me hope and it makes me want it all the more for myself. So that's all nice and everything. I mean, I don't think that, like, Madison went through years and years on this show of being like, God, I hope I have a baby. God, I hope I find a really hot guy. She just sort of have got those things. But there were challenges. Obviously, Brett had a health scare. And the other thing is, I think it's funny that. Oh, yeah, exactly.

[Sally]

That was the trauma, Austin.

[Charlie]

It was. That was the trauma. But it's funny that Sally's like, I look at Madison as. As my big older sister, but note that she did not tell Madison, like, I just bought three chickens to get to win over Craig. Because Madison would have been like, what the hell is Wrong with you.

[Sally]

I know. Madison. Madison's like, thank you so much for bringing me this little side of chicken dumplings. This is very, very tender.

[Charlie]

Here's the freshest chicken dumplings I ever had in my life. Where'd you get these? Some farm to table place?

[Sally]

And then we see the baby. Like, they do the ultrasound, and we see the baby inside her, which is, like, horrifying. I mean, it's just like. It's just like a little pencil eraser, like, just melted and smudged up against the lens like this. And she. My God, that looks like Hudson. I've never been more offended for somebody. What is Hudson gonna feel like watching this and seeing that? That's what you think of Hudson. That looks like a booger, like, flicked up against a window. What are you talking about?

[Charlie]

I just don't. I still don't get it. When they show us the ultrasounds on these shows or just, like, when a friend is like, look at this ultrasound. Isn't that. They're so sweet. Isn't that so cute? I'm always like, first of all, on a normal ultrasound, I see nothing. To me, it looks like a sweater pattern. But then on these, the 3D ones, I'm like, it just looks like the. The monster from the abyss. I mean, it's just like, I. I don't know. It's like 1993 CGI. Like, it doesn't make any sense to me. I'm like, it's cool. It's cool. You can see a baby's face.

[Sally]

But I'm just.

[Charlie]

I.

[Sally]

It all.

[Charlie]

It all looks the same to me.

[Sally]

I just. All I see every time I look at an ultrasound is all the extra gum I'm gonna have to carry in my pocket for the next 18 years. Like, oh, God, I'm always gonna have to have something for this baby because I love it. Oh, God, I love it. I went to my friend's house who just had a baby and met the baby for the first time. Oh, my God, this baby is so beautiful and cute. I was just staring at the baby, and then the baby was staring into my eyes like it just held icon. We just sat there and stared in each other's eyes while I rubbed the baby's belly. And I was like, is this weird? And they're like, no, no, honey, it's not weird at all. I'm like, I love you. I'm always gonna love you. Oh, okay. Let's start memorizing my number. Okay. It's a Brooklyn number still. Okay. It's gonna Be a little confusing for you. Seven, 1 8. I'm your uncle. Uncle Rondel.

[Charlie]

Seven, 1 8.

[Sally]

Uncle Rondo, I love you.

[Charlie]

So now. Now Sally and Madison are alone, and Madison's like, hey, what's the situation with Greg? You didn't do anything dumb like getting them chickens or anything like that? She's like, no, but yeah, but hey. I told him, hey, I'm starting to get feelings for you. And then he said, we're just friends. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's fucked up because I'm like, he was flirting with me after that first night in the hot tub. And when he said, like, that was fun, and I said, yeah, it was. I mean, I think when a girl says, yeah, it was to you, saying, that was fun, it's pretty obvious you're pretty much married at that point.

[Sally]

Can I just point out, before we go on with the scene, and I'm so sorry to go back, but they look at the baby. First of all, Sally, of course, makes it all about her. She's like, oh, my God, but I want a baby. I want a happy life. Like, Madison's gone. Okay? So they show this baby, and Madison goes, that baby looks fat. Okay. Southern mother. That is a Southern mother right there. That baby's already got a Weight Watchers. Okay, go ahead. Sorry. Just, like, it really hit home for me. I was like, damn it. Is it just every Southern mother? Okay? So she's like, yeah. I mean, you know, he said, we're just friends. I mean, that's up. I mean, we moved in the hot tub together, you know, and then we see a text message and text exchange. And Craig's like, that was fun and chick. Yeah, it was. I should stay. Yeah, you could have if you wanted. But I did want. Invite me to stay next time. Sleep well. See you next week. And he's like, you, too. Makes it harder to fall asleep than normal.

[Charlie]

And then he says he just wants to be friends later. So Madison's like, he's giving off boy vibes. It's. He's not giving off boy vibes. He is a boy. So then Sally. Sally was like, I read that as, hey, come sleep next to me. Which is correct. And the producer's like, is there any way to misconstrue a text like that? And she's like, I don't think there's any way to misconstrue a text like that to you.

[Sally]

So Madison's like, no, I think that he did want to have sex with you. And you probably did have sex. And I Think that you wanted to have sex with him too. There's just that line where he thought, I'm a boy and you're a girl. And so we have this, like, thing where it's like, we're both just messing around because we're both boys, so you're not allowed to catch feelings. Do you think that's what is going through his mind?

[Charlie]

I think he's keeping Sally as an option. I think he wants Charlie. And he's like, but, you know, I'm going to keep. I'm going to sort of keep something sort of brewing with Sally. But then she pushes it to, like, you now have to make a decision. So he's like, okay, well, if I have to make a decision, then, no, I'm not gonna be. I'm not gonna be anything more with you. But if she had never done that, he would have kept it, like. Sort of like. Like the flirtations going. So that way he has that as an option. So now we go over to Whitner at a bar, and he's like. He's. Craig's there and Rodrigo and everyone, and. Or they're gonna all be showing up soon enough. And Witner's saying that, you know, he was saying that, like, Austin was in good spirits the other day and. Because, like. Because then, like, Austin went out with, like, he went to a place called High Time. Spell Time Time. Like T, H Y M E. It's a. It's wordplay. Oh, God. High Time. Right? And then. And so anyway, Austin went out with Sally, and Craig is like, what you mean they're besties? When did that happen? And winner's like, no, they're. Yeah, they've just been. They're really close. You didn't know that?

[Sally]

And you see that Craig is really bothered. Like, really bothered. It's funny. I love that Craig shows his anger on his face. So clearly he's like, Austin's close with Sally. And he's like, yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. So now here comes Craig, the wrecking ball to complete. Completely decimate Sally, because what is Sally done? She has messed up his fuckboy arrangement with her, and now he. She has liked Austin this whole time. So Craig didn't want her, but now that he knows that she probably wants Austin, he's going to ruin her life, right?

[Charlie]

So he's like, that's strange, the two of them hanging out, because Sally tells everything everything, and Austin doesn't tell anyone anything. Right? I'm like. Like, I don't see your point in this. That sounds like. Well, like a perfect pairing.

[Sally]

And. And obviously she doesn't tell everyone anything because she didn't know that she was even close with Austin.

[Charlie]

I know. Sucker. So Rodrigo and Austin arrive and it's like, oh, my God, I'm wearing a pair of shoes that I've never worn before. And I kind of went for it. Is it crazy? Oh, my God, my cat dad. The shoes are Garfield slippers. Cat dad.

[Sally]

Get that. I like when Craig said you and Rod dress the same and me and Whit dress the same. Yeah, because your guys in Charleston, there's like four things you guys wear.

[Charlie]

Khakis and Tommy Bahama flowered shirt.

[Sally]

Yeah, Tommy Bahama shirts and Dockers. That's it.

[Charlie]

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[Sally]

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[Charlie]

So over at Madison's house, she's, you know, got the pajama party going on. She's got setting it all up and everything. Venita shows up and promptly drives all over the curb. And she. She comes on in, and Matt's like, oh, sorry about that. It's still under construction here a little bit. Okay, why don't you put that. So she goes, will you not put that right there? Because Vanita puts her bag on the counter, and it's like, what's wrong? There's tension. And she's like, no, no, we're just gonna make pizza over there. Put it somewhere else.

[Sally]

So we see scenes of Anita looking at the house, being like, oh, my God, Is this like 6,000 square feet? Yeah, it sure is. My husband's a firefighter. Suck at everybody. So she tries on some PJs because she's got PJs for everybody. And then, I don't know, it's kind of boring. You know, the. Some of the girl scenes sometimes just start off like. I mean, I guess the guy scenes do too. They just talked about patterns. You want something to drink? Sure. I've been dehydrated. You want some electrolytes? I was like, oh, God, this episode's gonna suck.

[Charlie]

I know. Me too. I was like, oh, it's not like.

[Sally]

The girls nights of. Of casts past, you know, because there once was a really, really strong cast of women on the show who have all since been fired because they are no longer having sex with the men on this cast. But that's another story for the HR that doesn't exist on this show. Whitney.

[Charlie]

So Vanita says, well, hopefully today will be good, because I haven't seen Sally in, like, a week. Oh, yeah, I saw her the other day. She came with me, and we saw a baby. Brought me the most delicious chicken. And Craig basically said, it's not gonna be anything more than A friendship. And I think he kind of gave her false hope. I mean, it's like, yep, I knew it. She's like, part of me wants to be like, duh. But the other part of me wants to be like, damn, I'm sorry, but yeah, I told your ass you were gonna get friend zoned by Craig. So Madison's like, but doesn't he like Charlie? And she's like, yeah. And I think it's gonna hurt Sally's feelings when that comes out. I wonder if it will ever come out.

[Sally]

Yeah, but how is she the only person that. Well, I think that she does know that he likes Charlie. She just is gonna, like, try and win, you know, versus Charlie. So then we go back to the guys night, and Craig's like, I asked Charlie to go to the oyster farm with me. Like, Trey's oyster farm. And Austin says, on a day, Craig. Yeah. I didn't say date. I just said, hey, you want to go to my friend's oyster farm? Because then, like, if she had said no, then I would have been like, yeah, yeah, of course. Obviously, like, I'm totally into Sally anyways. We've got chickens together.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Craig is so slippery. He's not even committing to say that this is a date. So. So then Austin's like, Craig is like the kind of guy that, like, who. Who needs to know, like, that he is insecurely first, and he has to hear from like two different references and get annotated bibliography. And then he'll like, ask her out. Okay. So then Madison, back at Madison's Charlie bibliography. It's not his best work. So people are showing up and they're like. They're like, looking. Madison has some crazy, you know, oven that Venita can't figure out. And she's like, it's the Louis Vuitton of ovens. Which does not. Actually. I don't. I don't feel. I don't want to hear that. It's the Louis Vuitton of oven that actually makes me trust it less.

[Sally]

It's like, what do I care? I ain't gonna cook.

[Charlie]

So they're working on that. Cause they're gonna be setting up their. Their whole pizza station and everything. And more people show up. Charlie's there, this girl Lauren is there who's like Madison's friend who is upstairs. She comes down and Vanita is asking if Sally's gonna be arriving. And Molly says that. That Sally is tending to her chickens.

[Sally]

Yeah. Then Sally does come, and she's like, oh, wow, Madison, this is Incredible. You look so cute. You just look so cute. You know, after I went and saw that little baby inside of you the other day, I just went home. I was driving the whole way home and I couldn't stop crying and saying over and over again, wait, wasted eggs. Wasted eggs. I don't know what that was about, but feel much better now. Good to see you.

[Charlie]

So there's like, there's coldness between Vanita and Sally. And she explains, honestly, Vanita was right about Craig. But I'm just like a little bit annoyed with her saying like, don't call me when the hits the fan. Like, I'm mad now. So she's still like, I mean, Vanita was right, you just have to deal with it. But she's mad now that like Vanita was right and that she doesn't feel like she can, you know, call her up, be like, hey, dump me. But she warned you. Sorry, sorry lady.

[Sally]

Yeah, you know, I feel like part of it is just that Vanita was like, he is gonna just destroy. He's gonna walk you like a dog on a leash and then na na, na. I mean I think that. Look, anybody, any couple of people that like each other or one likes the other, they have a it and the other person has a right to not be as into it as the other person. So at this point I don't really think Craig has done anything that terrible. But don't worry because he's about to.

[Charlie]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. He has.

[Sally]

At this point I'm like, Vanita wasn't totally right. I mean he, Greg didn't like destroy the girl or anything. Like he didn't totally fuck her over, but oh, he's about to. Vanita's about to become completely 100% right.

[Charlie]

If there's anything we know about Craig is that he doesn't like being the bad guy. And so now he is going to immediately start painting Sally to be the crazy one and villainizing her.

[Sally]

So two things, double pronged. He's gonna look like the bad guy because of the Sally thing, but Sally, he's also just found out that Sally has chosen Austin without Craig even knowing it. And so Craig is going to try to destroy this girl. What a pig. What a pig. You know, and people in the comments who are like, you guys are always telling me to Craig, no, no, no, it's non stop. It's non stop. Paige Page. It's not because of Paige, it's because of Craig. We've been watching Craig every episode of this show. We know Craig's Bullshit. And we don't fucking fall for it, okay? So if you. If you think it's something to do with Paige, you are sadly mistaken. Rewatch this show. Craig is terrible.

[Charlie]

Yeah. I mean, we've been. We've been down on Craig so often. I mean, we've definitely had times where we've been very up on Craig. You know, we've. We've hung out with Craig, and he's very lovely in person. But, like, the truth is, on this show, he's kind of garbage, and that's just how it is. And honestly, if you like Craig and you're mad that we don't like Craig, that's fine too. But, like.

[Sally]

Yeah, of course.

[Charlie]

But, like. But I'm like, I'm not phased. If someone's, like, mad mad at me because I don't like Craig, I'm gonna be like, you're wasting your anger on me.

[Sally]

Yeah, you're wasting. Or any of the guys on this show, because they all take take turns being complete shitheads like this. This season, Austin's getting a good one because Austin's playing it very smart. Austin's really learned how to do it. Get a girlfriend out of town so no one will see you treating her like shit or ignoring her or doing whatever. And you use her that way. Get a couple of kittens. Get the audience back on your side. I mean, he's playing it right. Shep's playing it right, where he's just like, oh, gosh, I'm just a boy who loves Cuba and communism, you know? So he's doing that whole thing. He's staying out of it. So Craig's the only one in the muck this season. Yeah.

[Charlie]

So meanwhile at the bar, you know, Craig's like, what are the girls up to tonight? And Rodrigo reveals that they're doing a pajama party over at Madison's house. I was like, whoa, whoa. Why don't we, like, go to the next bar? Like, make it a plan. We can. Then we can like, crap. We should crack. Because Craig's like, we should crash it. Yeah, but let's go to a bar. First we get drunkard, and then we crash it. Because that'll be even better if we're drunk and crash it at the same time.

[Sally]

Yeah. So where are we? Boys? Austin. Sorry. I got.

[Charlie]

So then, meanwhile, the girls. The girls are in the living room.

[Sally]

Yet.

[Charlie]

What'd you say? Yeah.

[Sally]

So Shep is in Cuba, and they're looking at pictures and us like, hey, Rod, we just need to turn it up. Look at this chef just texted, go look at everybody. I'm back on the mainland. Whoa. Chef got himself a marlin. They're like, wow. Winner's like, on a fly too. Nice. Like, wow. Marlin. Wow, Garf.

[Charlie]

Wow. Wow. I'm like Hemingway in Cuba right now. So the girls are in the living room and they're like, you know, math and like, well, I wonder what the guys are doing up to tonight. And Molly's like, probably something. Probably something lame, like not playing a small tuba. Madison's like, well, Sally, I hope you don't mind. I told Vanita and Molly about Craig. She's like, well, I'll tell you guys, all day I tried to tell him I had feelings for him, and he was making me feel like my feelings were insane. And so.

[Sally]

Told you. Told you. Vanita's like, told you. Hahaha. And she goes, I'm gonna kick myself in the foot for saying this, but why didn't you call me? She goes, goes, what? You told me not to call you when I had conflicts with Greg. She goes, I know. Don't get pissy with me. You're the one sitting there, like, laughing at her pain, ma'. Am.

[Charlie]

Yeah, seriously.

[Sally]

I mean, even though you. You. You earned this. I told you so, but you're literally laughing, laying back and saying, I told you so, and then saying, why didn't you call me? You told her not to call you.

[Charlie]

Yeah, so? So of course Vanita is, like, getting her. She can't help it. She's gonna get her her victory lap, even though she's irrationally upset that she didn't get called. And so Vanita's like. She's like, well, that's crazy. This is crazy. It sounds like, well, tell me what is crazy? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you kidding me? I gotta go home. I'm like, wait, Venita, this is not a big enough. Like, you're just barely starting the issue here. Barely starting to fight. You can't leave right now. Like, you're just.

[Sally]

She left because Vanita says, I mean, come on. I just hate that you had to find out the hard way. I'm not mad at you. And Sally goes, goes, well, yeah, you have no reason to be mad at me. She goes, okay, well, I'm out of here.

[Charlie]

So now Vanita is upset, which is too bad, because she's about to miss out on, like, her biggest redemption ever, which is when Craig and Austin come over in about five minutes.

[Sally]

Yeah, no, not a wise move. So she's like, she's dismissed My feelings. She shows no regard for me, and she doesn't hear me when I talk. I can't even. So I leaving. And she's like, why are you so dramatic? She goes, I'm not that dramatic. Because she's leaving kind of quietly. It's not like she's, like, storming out angrily or anything. She's just like, I'm leaving. And she goes, but you are dramatic. And she says vanita's being immature, and she's not putting up with Vanita anymore. She can't. So Vanita leaves, and then, boom. The guys go to share house, and Austin orders Orange Crush for everybody.

[Charlie]

Orange Crush, everyone. Orange Crush. All right, everyone. Speaking of crushes, you and Charlie have a thing, right? I was like, no, no. Well, come on.

[Sally]

Crack.

[Charlie]

It's like, well, we've never got to hang out away from Sally before. So we're like, let's do a fun thing. Because Sally's crazy. Always showing up. Hashtag soccer.

[Sally]

I'm scared. Here it goes. Here it goes. He's gonna villainize Sally now. And now it's Sally's fault that he's never hung out with Charlie. And Sue's like, yeah. So we were like, let's go do a thing. No, you were like, let's go do a thing. Stop making it sound like Charlie was like, oh, my God. Sally's always around. Let's go do something, just me and you. No Craig. No reframer.

[Charlie]

Yeah, seriously. So. But, you know, this is Craig. This is exactly what he does. He's always going to make other people seem like the crazy ones. He's always going to try to, like, do this narrative. He just did it with Paige, right? So he's like, like, here's the thing. I've been spending too much time with Sally. But the truth of the matter is, the main reason I go out with them is because I like hanging with Charlie. I barely even know who. Who is Sally. I'm confused. I never even met her before. I just thought she was the car that Charlie drives, and I like to get in the car.

[Sally]

That's it. Yeah, okay. But, like, she was, like, your best friend for a month. Because Austin, hanging out with someone doesn't make them your best friend. And Rodrigo's like, yeah, I think Sally thought there was something between you. He's like, yeah, because she's, like, always around, like, whatever. And Craig. Austin's like, craig is completely minimizing, disregarding their friendship. It's like, the faucet is on, and he just runs it dry. And then you're like, man, you don't know how to turn a friendship on and off. It's very, very strange. Very strange.

[Charlie]

You know what else is like a faucet turning on and off, off Austin, when he speaks.

[Sally]

Seriously, I just covered my computer in spit.

[Charlie]

I'm just concerned that Charlie's gonna be stressed out because she's constantly worried about how Sally feels. She's scary. We should run her out of town.

[Sally]

Thank God she bought chickens and not bunnies because they'd all be boiled.

[Charlie]

I don't. Look, Austin's like, well, I think that now it becomes a thing, Greg. Like, you might divide a friendship of all of a sudden by doing. Act like, what? No, I would never do that. Because anytime Charlie and I would even talk, Sally would pop up and say, what are you guys talking about? What are you guys talking about? I mean, Sally is chaos, man. It's a tornado. You never know who's gonna get sucked into it, and you never know who's gonna get, like, it's gonna get killed. Okay.

[Sally]

Gonna get head. You never know where it's gonna get head. But I. I mean, you never know where it's gonna head. But I like that you thought of it. You never know who's gonna get head.

[Charlie]

I, like, I misread the notes, and I'm just like, wait, what?

[Sally]

I'm hoping it made so much sense.

[Charlie]

The thing is this, okay? There is a shred of truth to this, which is that Sally marks her territory, and then she's going around like, you're not talking to Craig. Are you not talking to Craig? You're not talking to Craig. She definitely does do that. But Craig, as far as we can tell, has always been fine with it, has always been happy. And then now, all of a sudden, within the span of, like, 12 hours since the chicken feed store, he's like, she is a tornado of chaos, and she's gonna suck you in, and you're gonna be lucky if you make it out alive. Why did you go to the chicken feed store with her? I mean, could there be anything more chaotic than going to a pet store?

[Sally]

Well, also, he's. Maybe he's right in that she does do that stuff, but he's the one seeding the tornado by flirting with Sally. And if he knew that he, like, she.

[Charlie]

He.

[Sally]

She liked him the whole time, and he's still inviting her over to do the hot tub and this and that just to make Charlie jealous. Like, he. He's doing that on purpose and making her. It's like he's making her crazy and then saying she's crazy, you know?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Sally]

Typical 100 Craig. It's just right out of his playbook. It's so fucking gross. When he started doing this, I was booing my tv, and I was happy that the other guys were being kind, you know, and that Austin and Rodrigo were at least sticking up for her. I mean, Rodrigo mostly just by, like, raising his eyes and his glasses and looking around the room as he does, but he did say a couple things, and I like that Austin stuck up for her. And he was like, she doesn't bring chaos. She's, like, fine and single and cute. She got her hair this season. And Craig is like, none of this is, like, malicious. I'm not. I'm just saying. I'm telling you that much of our decisions are based around Sally. I mean, me and Charlie go to this oyster bar tomorrow, and now it's like, how. How upset is Sally going to be? Like, it just confirms already, like, what? I already thought that this might be too much chaos to continue to hang out with Sally. So let's get rid of her from our friend group because, like, I'm done toying with her. So why is she even on this show anymore? This show is about us getting to fuck with women till we're done with them and then getting them fired. So fire her already.

[Charlie]

I know. I mean, like, it is annoying when there is that one person where, like, no matter what you do, it's like, if you, like, decide you want to go to dinner with someone, it's like, but we didn't invite, so. And so. Oh, no. Like, and then you've spent all your time worrying about this other person instead of just going to dinner. Like, I get that, but Craig is sort of. He is really kind of, like.

[Sally]

Because he's been putting things around it the whole time. Yeah, like, she's like that. Because he's making everybody think that he likes everybody.

[Charlie]

So then, you know, Austin's like, I just feel like Sally has a really good and kind heart, you know, almost like what people say about cat dads. So Craig is like, austin should be happy for me, but whenever I get excited to tell him something, he just turns it negative. When you can't share with your friends, wins with your friends. You just don't want to talk to him anymore about. Oh, come on.

[Sally]

Oh, God.

[Charlie]

The win is that you asked Charlie to an oyster farm that he won't even, like, acknowledge as a date. That's the way.

[Sally]

Loser behavior and loser behavior, sadistic.

[Charlie]

And psychotic.

[Sally]

So now he pulls a Vanita. He's like, I'm going home. Oh, that's what you're gonna do right now, Craig? He's like, yeah, because this is exhausting. I'm gonna watch a movie. See you guys. Bye.

[Charlie]

He goes home, and then the guys decide to go to Madison's. They knock on the. They, like, bang on the door and everything. They come in and they all say hi and everything. Oh, my God, it's cute. It's a pizza party. Yada, yada, yada, yada. They're talking. So Austin's like, okay, all right. The suspense is killing me. All right. This is this fun. I can't wait to document. Why isn't here. Why isn't Craig here? He's like, oh, well, Craig's not here, basically, because I think he's, like, mad at, like, Sally because he was, like, very quick to be like, oh, me and Sally are done. And Sally's like, what? What exactly did he say about me?

[Sally]

Yeah, he's like, you're a tornado. And I mean, basically, he said he called you a hornado, but we had to reshoot it because they thought that wouldn't be nice for Bravo. But he said you basically leave a path of destruction wherever you go. Dead chickens, feathers everywhere. Oh, what? What? And what does he fucking leave then? Well, I thought that was an unfair characterization. I'm like, you've been hanging out with Sally for, like, a month. Like a month.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Texting me that you want me to stay at your fucking house, you fucking loser. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, well, I've been thinking about this for a long time. That Sally was like, this and that and the other. Not the other. I mean, he said he's been thinking about this for a long time. I didn't even know he could think.

[Sally]

What a fucking prick. I'm gonna freak the fuck out so much for having your back. You so fucking hard, you fucking asshole. Seriously, I wish y' all brought him here so I could look him dead in the eyes and say, fuck you, dead eyes.

[Charlie]

And then he just gets juicy. It just gets juicy for Sally and Charlie, where it's like, I don't think that Charlie can be the person that she wants to be when Sally's around.

[Sally]

What?

[Charlie]

Charlie has a voice and this. And then Rodrigo finally ascending to the role of the messy gay he should have always been, goes. He goes, wait, but, like, Charlie's about to go on a date with him, so don't scare her. And she goes.

[Sally]

Molly's like, Molly's like.

[Charlie]

And I actually genuinely think that. I mean, he was being messy, but I also. Everyone. Everyone was like, what? And Charlie was like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Be decent. Be decent. Okay, look, look, look. I haven't said anything because, like, I was waiting until we could be alone, Sally. But yesterday, my art gallery, we were, like, literally talking about oysters. And he was like, hey, one of my friends is a low country oyster farm. We can go on a tour of it. And then Jack was like, I would love to. And he said, no, not you, Jack, Sally. I mean, Charlie. And I was like, me? Are you sure? Not Jack. He's like, no, you for sure. And then Jack went off and cried. Anyway, we're going to the oysters tomorrow.

[Sally]

I said, that sounds fun. So I was like, well, this is news to me because you told me a couple weeks ago I would say no to a date with Craig if he asked me. So it's just, like, confusing. And I want honesty from you. Yeah, but.

[Charlie]

And this is. Are we gonna say the same thing? Are we gonna say the same thing, Ronnie?

[Sally]

No, you say it.

[Charlie]

I'm like, listen, I can't help but feel like this is a bit of a echo of what happened with Vanita and Sally in the beginning of the season. Right? Was that what you said?

[Sally]

What do you mean?

[Charlie]

Vanita was like, craig did me dirty. Like, don't hang out with him. Like. Like, you shouldn't hang out with him because. Because you. Because he was mean to me, basically. And Sally was like, I'm still gonna do it. And now Sally is like, wow. Like, you know, you should say no to a date to him because he was just mean to me. Well.

[Sally]

But no, she's. Because she's saying. She's not saying you should say no because he was mean to me. She's saying you said you didn't even want to date Craig, and now you're gonna date Craig. But the reason she said she didn't want to date Craig is because you were pressuring her to say she didn't want to date Craig when you knew she likes crai and you were calling dibs on Craig. Like, you saw them flirting at that beach thing, and you were like, you're not flirting with Craig. Right? She's like, no, no, no. I mean, we're just friends. I mean, can I just talk to a guy without being a huge flirt thing? And so she's like, you said you didn't even want him, and you did this whole time. But again, you're not allowed to just call dibs on everybody in the cast.

[Charlie]

I apologize because my excitement was slightly premature, because my point makes more sense in about three seconds. Because Charlie says, my point will make. My point will be a relevant point in three seconds. Everyone just. Just you wait. Because Charlie is like, well, if I'm being completely honest, I'm not over here trying to justify anyone's behavior. I just enjoy spending time with him. So when he asked me the low country oyster thing, I said yes, because I generally want to go, and I'm excited about it. So Sally goes, okay, well, have fun on your date. And if he's gonna write me off like that, then fuck him. And that was the Vanita point right there, because she's like, he just wrote me off. He just basically said, fuck this girl. And so, like, fuck him. And she goes, craig is manipulating both of us. And he's been doing it all fucking summer. And I'm finally realizing it. I wish someone had told me before. I wish someone had sat me down and said, you should know that this would happen. And it will take a longer time to realize it, but you will realize it. So basically, Sally is literally saying all the things that Vanita said to Sally throughout the season. Sally. First Vanita said, hey, this guy was fucking mean to me. Like, you shouldn't. You shouldn't go and, like, hang out with him because he was mean to me. And then Sally says, okay, you're good. I'm sorry. Then Vinita says, okay, you're gonna go hang out with him. But just know he's gonna. He's. He's a. And he's gonna. With you. And now Sally is literally saying the same things to Charlie. And I was like, you don't even see this, Sally. You don't even see what's going on here.

[Sally]

Yeah. She goes, and I wish he was here right now, because I'd seriously slap him across the face. And I will show him a tornado. Good. Bring this season to life. Sally, I believe in you.

[Charlie]

I really. I was like, I. I was. I was afraid this episode was descending into Dolesville, But I got very energized by this whole scenario at the end. So I'm back in, you know, and.

[Sally]

Really did take the guys coming to girls night, because Austin is so messy. I love it. Austin's just like one of the girl casts, you know? He's like, okay, this episode's boring. And Craig left. Let's go. Let's go with Craig at the other girl's house, then at the girl's house. Let's go to the girl girls party.

[Charlie]

So good. So good times. Anyways.

[Sally]

Good times everybody. Yeah, this was a fun one. Thanks for being with us everybody. We will be back tomorrow with some Beverly Hills and some traders and some something else. Oh, some valley person style. It's a big day tomorrow so come back for that and get tickets over at watch what crappens.com for the Golden Crappies on February 27th and we will talk to you next time.

[Charlie]

Bye. Watch what Crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. It's always a party on Alison Block.

[Sally]

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[Charlie]

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[Sally]

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[Sally]

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[Charlie]

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[Sally]

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[Charlie]

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[Charlie]

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[Sally]

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[Raj]

Hey, it's Raj and Noah. And we're back with a new season of Am I Doing It Wrong? The show that explores the all too human anxieties we have about trying to get our lives right.

[Noah]

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[Raj]

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[Noah]

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[Raj]

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[Noah]

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[Raj]

Lunch was great, but this traffic is awful.

[Sally]

Um, can we stop at a bathroom? Are you alright? I keep having stomach issues after eating, like diarrhea, gas and bloating, abdominal pain, and sometimes oily stools. Sound familiar?

[Raj]

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[Sally]

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[Raj]

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[Sally]

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