#3179 Southern Charm S11E08 Part 2: When Audrey Met Salley

Summary

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Watch What Crappens #3179: Southern Charm S11E08 Part 2 – "When Audrey Met Salley" (January 22, 2026)

Main Theme & Purpose

In this episode, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam serve up their signature blend of hilarious mockery and Bravo-laced commentary as they break down the latest drama-filled episode of Southern Charm (S11E08). With an engagement party as the backdrop, secret grudges, awkward friendships, and messy love triangles come to a head—inviting the hosts to roast the cast’s antics, call out hypocrisy, and deliver their own comic relief. The recap leans heavily on the chaos between Craig, Sally, Charlie, Austin, and Audrey, highlighting Bravo’s enduring formula of friendship betrayals and romantic misfires.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Venita & Her Mother: Daiquiris and Generational Shade (02:00–05:45)

• Venita and her mother visit "Zachary’s Daiquiris," sparking speculation about Bravo locations and daiquiri dress codes.
• Venita reflects on her mended relationship with her mom, leading to a classic generational clash about grandkids and love life.
• Quote:
  • Venita’s Mom: “I just want some grandkids before I leave this world.” (03:47)
  • Ben: “So V is like, okay, that's rude. Are you going to help me find the man?” (03:59)
• Venita seeks support over a friendship rift with Sally, but her mom offers old-school advice about grace and forgiveness.
• The hosts mimic and pile on sarcastically, lampooning parental guilt and Venita’s resistance to hearing “be more patient.”

2. Shep’s Return, House Problems, and Airbnbs (05:55–10:26)

• Shep returns from Cuba, jokes about travel ("Burnett" for Siri), and discusses his precarious housing situation—forced to move in with Craig due to lucrative Airbnb rentals.
• Quote:
  • Ronnie: “He gets $700 to $1200 a night for that place. That’s crazy. Maybe you want to rent things out.” (07:26)
• Craig and Shep reminisce about disastrous barbecue memories (frozen ribs, grill ‘mastering’), showcasing their repeated domestic ineptitude.

3. Craig & Sally: The Chicken Saga and Emotional Fallout (13:17–16:17)

• Craig opens up about drama with Sally after miscommunications during their "chicken adventure."
• The hosts unpack how Craig mistakenly interprets his own flirting as "just being himself," while Sally develops feelings.
• Quote:
  • Ben: "Girls are dumb. You befriended somebody rather quickly and confided how you're like, 'Oh, man, she's different than what I originally thought.' Like, what?" (15:00)
• They debate whether Craig’s obsession with chickens is Freud-worthy symbolism for grief over Paige (his ex nicknamed "Chicken").

4. Engagement Party: Greek Theme, Social Maneuvering (16:17–24:08)

• Tyler and Rodrigo’s "Greek" engagement party sparks jokes about Bravo’s generic party aesthetics and token backyard setups.
• White linens, party planning, and Lisa the host get gentle ribbing:
  • Ronnie: “This looks like literally every other party we’ve ever thrown on the show. Just people dressed in white…” (17:05)
• Audrey and Austin prepare for awkward confrontations. Audrey sarcastically details how little Shep knows about her—using "hating traffic" as a stand-in for depth.
• The hosts poke fun at the guy’s habit of triangulating drama by weaponizing their relationships.
• Madison and Leva provide comic relief by discussing pregnancy and “titty” abundance; Madison shows off a baffling ultrasound ("melty candle rendering of something inside me"). (27:14)

5. Sally & Vanita Reunion: Friendship Fallout and Popcorn Eggshells (26:14–27:51)

• Vanita, inspired by her mom’s advice, tries to mend fences; Sally’s having none of it, sarcastically referencing “kidney infection” as an excuse.
• Quote:
  • Sally: “You sure did run out on me the other night with a ‘kidney infection’… Hey, you’re on my dress, bitch.” (26:40)
• Sally laments the “walking on eggshells” dynamic, while the hosts imagine literal eggshells and chickens underfoot.

6. Austin, Audrey, and Craig: Relationship Triangles & Hypocrisy (32:16–33:39)

• Austin and Audrey take a private walk, prompting Shep and Craig to debate whether Austin is stringing her along; hypocrisy abounds as Craig projects his past onto Austin.
• Quote:
  • Craig: “Come on, man. We all know you don’t want to be with Audrey. Like, so why are you still with her? Just break up with her.” (24:33)
• The hosts underline the Southern Charm male tradition where every relationship is a group project—each guy doubting others’ commitment, echoing prior seasons’ cycles.

7. Craig, Sally, and Austin: Confrontation & Deflection (35:32–40:36)

• After Charlie pushes Craig to resolve things with Sally, a messy, circular confrontation ensues.
• Sally confronts Craig over hearing secondhand that he ended their friendship. The hosts lampoon the confusion:
  • Ronnie: "You let my enemy get involved with our friendship. Wait, so you didn't say it? No. I'm about to explain to you what I did." (36:53–37:18)
• Craig’s gaslighting and blame-shifting get eviscerated—he accuses Sally of listening to Austin instead of him, hilariously missing the point that he did, in fact, trash her (on camera).
• Quote:
  • Ronnie: "Craig is mad at Austin for getting in the middle of his friendship with Sally, while Craig is actively trying to figure out a way to get in the middle of Austin's relationship with Audrey." (37:39)
• The hosts reflect on how public call-outs, camera confessions, and personal beefs all intertwine on Bravo—nothing stays hidden.

8. Islander 71, Messy Exits, and Comedic Relief (41:42–47:21)

• The post-party scene moves to Islander 71: Vanita tumbles out of the party bus, Sally and Charlie navigate “permission” to date, and Audrey stews as Sally breezes by without a hello.
• Hilarious commentary surfaces about cringe one-on-one chats, triangulation, and the stakes of “chicken custody.”
• Ben and Ronnie turn confusion and repetition into a comic set piece, riffing on how everyone is both done and not done with each other, with dialogue loops reminiscent of classic "comic relief" specials.
• Quote:
  • Ben: “Is it like 1986 and Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg and Robin Williams are on my screen? Because it is comic relief happening right now.” (45:11)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Craig’s ever-present self-regard:
  “I used to be the messiest person in the world. And then something happened. I don’t know what, but my house is a little bit different these days.” (09:18)
• On party planning:
  “This looks like literally every other party we’ve ever thrown… white linens and some flowers on tables.” (17:05)
• Casting shade through advice:
  Venita’s mom: “You should be sensitive to what the other one’s feeling and saying, because at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. And good friendships are something that are very rare...” (05:12)
• Friendship hypocrisy & Bravo cycles:
  Ronnie: “That's literally all the guys on this show… The three main guys. Every time the other ones have a girlfriend, it's like, oh my God, Taylor doesn't… Why is Taylor even still with Shep?” (24:59)
• On the endless loop of Bravo drama:
  Ben: “It's so ridiculous that we can still get so worked up over this stupid show… They do the same thing all the time to each other and every time it's like, it's brand new.” (39:38)
• On comic relief:
  “Is Paula Poundstone here? Because this is a night of comedy.” (45:28)

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Important Timestamps at a Glance

• Venita & Mom — parenting/grandkids guilt: 02:00–05:45
• Shep’s housing saga & Craig's BBQ disasters: 05:55–10:26
• Craig & Sally chicken drama: 13:17–16:17
• Engagement party planning/jokes: 16:17–24:08
• Vanita & Sally awkward ‘makeup’: 26:14–27:51
• Austin & Audrey relationship shade: 32:16–33:39
• Craig–Sally confrontation/Austin triangle: 35:32–40:36
• Islander 71 and party bus fallout: 41:42–47:21
• Comic Relief riff / comedic confusion: 45:05–45:33

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Flow & Tone

With quick-witted, sometimes caustic banter, Ben and Ronnie maintain the original playful, irreverent tone audiences expect from Watch What Crappens. The episode’s recap zips between earnest cast moments and brutal reality checks, deploying sarcasm, Bravo in-jokes, and analogies that reflect both affection and exasperation for Southern Charm’s cast of forever-messy adults.

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Summary:
This episode’s recap expertly lampoons Southern Charm’s never-ending cycles of grievance and reconciliation, spotlighting the pettiness and hypocrisy at the heart of the show. The hosts’ energetic riffs, meme-worthy zingers, and genuine confusion over Bravo’s social labyrinth make this part two a rollicking, laugh-out-loud romp for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens. This is part two of a two part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one, guys. It's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay, it's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So Vanita and her mom go down the sidewalk, walking hand in hand, and they go to like a daiquiri store. Zachary's Daiquiri's? Possibly.

[Podcast Host 2]

Zachary.

[Podcast Host 1]

Is that the name of the place that was on Southern Charm? Zachary's Daiquiri's. Isn't that Vanita's place?

[Podcast Host 2]

What?

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 2]

Oh, I forgot about that. It probably.

[Podcast Host 1]

And they got in trouble because they wouldn't let people in with tennis shoes or something. Zachary?

[Podcast Host 2]

Well, they're definitely A daiquiri place that sort of looks like an. Like an ice cream parlor. I'm not sure what's going on, but type establishment.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, they do have a place called Zachary's Daer. I wonder if this is it.

[Podcast Host 2]

Maybe. By the way, this would be a good time to mention that the Southern hospitality trailer dropped today. And it is so amazing that if you're not watching Southern hospitality, it's time to get on board. You have time now to catch up because it's so just. It's. This is one of the best trailers that Bravo has done in quite some time, I would have to say.

[Podcast Host 1]

Can't wait.

[Podcast Host 2]

Yeah, it's really, like a remarkable trip. Like a. A remarkable, remarkable trailer. Okay, so they. So Vanita and her mom by. They sit down and they're gonna get some daiquiris and everything. And Vanita tells us, my mom and I get together often now, but it wasn't always like that because we're more similar than we are willing to admit. So we would butt heads. And it took me moving out for us to build a true relationship. And that was eight years ago. And so you know that her mom's like, we're not more similar. You were just a brat.

[Podcast Host 1]

And I'm.

[Podcast Host 2]

The mom, and I knew better, okay?

[Podcast Host 1]

You were an asshole, and you wouldn't stop finding out where I was on my iPhone and calling me and telling me to come home. So stop lying. So she asked Vanita, so what's going on with your love life? And she's like, oh, big dog questions. Whoa, big dog questions, Mom. And she's like, no, I just want some grandkids, kids, before I leave this world.

[Podcast Host 2]

And by the way, a mom guilt right there just out the gates. So V is like, okay, that's rude. Are you going to help me find the man? She's like, well, I heard about this new concept called a bmam. Have you tried one of those? Mom not doing a bmam.

[Podcast Host 1]

So now Venita is telling her, you know what? The mom really does not give a about. She's like, I want to hear about the future grandchildren, but instead, no, let's just talk about this stupid girl you're hanging out with. So she's like, oh, my God, Me and Sally are having a friendship hiccup. It's like, do you see the mom? Like, oh, God, I should have gotten alcohol and these bean nicoladas.

[Podcast Host 2]

The mom's like, I don't know who Sally is. Is that your vacuum cleaner? She's like, no, well, it's just, like, really annoying right now because I've never had to deal with this as an adult and, like, a man coming in the way of our friends. So I told her, go after your man, but don't call me when when, you know, he, like, hurts your feelings. And her mom's like, that's mean. She's like, whoa. Is it? Yeah. The mom's like, I just feel like a friend is a friend regardless, and a friend is a friend through the good times and the bad times. And I think, like, you just keep offering grace, and, you know, I mean, there's literally a song that says, in good times and bad times, that's what friends are for. Hello. We don't get superstars together to not give you bad advice.

[Podcast Host 1]

And she says, you should be sensitive to what the other one's feeling and saying, because at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. And good friendships are something that are very rare. And Vanita's like, okay, well, thank you for coming and getting free daiquiris, not being on my side, mother, but I don't think I was harsh towards Sally. I just. I might be beating a dead horse at this point. Maybe I need to be a little more patient. And she's like, yeah, it seems like you had a strong connection. And, I mean, that's good, right? Right?

[Podcast Host 2]

Can I go home now? It's just like. I don't know. I'm just gonna give you some generic advice.

[Podcast Host 1]

Could I go back to the house that I finally got without you there? That would be great. Gonna pick up this daiquiri. Check.

[Noah]

Okay.

[Podcast Host 2]

Yeah. So now we go over to Shep, driving his car. Carl. Rodrigo. And so then what do we say? We were gonna call she who shall not be named, who lives in our phones, so that way she doesn't go off every time we mention her. Was it like, burnett, Burnett, after this, after my surgery. Hey, Burnett, call Rodrigo. Calling Rodrigo. But then Burnett hangs up by accident, and Shep gets so mad. Why would you do that? I'm just about to call Rodrigo.

[Podcast Host 1]

Stupid Burnett.

[Podcast Host 2]

God.

[Podcast Host 1]

Burnett's better in Cuba. So he calls. He finally gets him, and he's like, hey, friend, I'm back in Charleston, back from sunny, gorgeous Cuba. I got burned, though. Well, the trip was fantastic. My brother and dad. My cousin came down. You couldn't wipe the smiles off our faces, man.

[Podcast Host 2]

Our pretty little freckled lips couldn't stop smiling. So we see them jumping off a boat in Cuba, which is exciting. And Shep is like, so. Gosh, I'm really happy that we're able to do that. But where do we stand on the house, by the way? Because I'm gonna have to move in with Craig and I just, I'm not really sure I'm ready for that just yet. He's like, well, I just went shopping and I found you a table was from an opium den, so I thought that would be cool.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, cool.

[Podcast Host 2]

Yeah, that sounds awesome. Well, let me go to Craig's home right now because I don't really have a. I don't know, I'm just kind of homeless right now. Gosh, you're start making fun of my cans.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, gosh. So he rents his house out during the summer, so his house is out of there. So without the new house ready, he's got to stay with old craggy poo. By the way, he gets 700 to $1200 a night for that place. That's crazy. Maybe you want to rent things out.

[Podcast Host 2]

I know, I know. Seriously, I should buy a Airbnb in Charleston and let it rip.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's some good money. So he thinks it's going to be fun. We think it's going to be a nightmare. I think we're all right. So he gets to Craig's house and he's, he's already got his laundry ready to go. And he's like, hola, Migo. K tall. Have you been talking to Austin? No, why?

[Podcast Host 2]

I'm in, I've been in Cuba. So basically I know Spanish now. It's like, okay, well I got some hot sausage and a New York strip and I've got some chicken breasts, you know. Oh gosh, that reminds me. You've come a long way since the backyard barbecue and we see footage of them in that ill fated barbecue that somehow has stayed in all our minds where they just were totally inept. And I think that like Craig threw frozen ribs onto the grill or something like that.

[Podcast Host 1]

I think that was a. Wait, was that that time? Did he do it? Did he do it again? Because he also did it last year when he's like, yeah, I'm the griller. And then he just opens a big bag of frozen meats, shove dumps it all onto the grill and closes the grill. Looks delicious. Craig looks delicious. So then this was also when Craig was like compulsively lying and getting called out for it. Unlike now where he's just compulsively lying and like getting past everyone, like pretends it's not happening. But Craig's shep goes, did you flip the ribs? And he's like, I'm on my phone. I never smoked anything. What should I know about that? He's like, you said you were a grill master. Wait, you don't know how to grill? No. You claim to be a grill master.

[Podcast Host 2]

So Shep is like, by the way, do I might do a little bit of laundry at some point? Is that cool? I've just got some sweaty, fishy clothes. So Craig is like, oh, my God. I used to be the messiest person in the world. And then something happened. I don't know what, but my house is a little bit different these days. I was like, Paige came in and said, you have to get a cleaning lady and stop acting like you're cleaning your own. You don't know you got cleaning ladies. You literally say it in one second. Later, he's like, I think just, like, makes things feel very haha lived in. That's how I'll put it. So my cleaning ladies are on standby. I'm like, yeah. So, like, you don't act like you are cleaner. You just have money so you can make yourself appear cleaner.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. It's like, yeah, these days I really, like. I'm really together, and I just like my house the way I like it. And you can afford cleaning ladies. It's okay. So it's fine. So, chef, it's like, wow, I feel like I'm back in my waiter days. I used to wait tables. I used to be like, gorge. How's everyone doing today? That wouldn't go back to the table, really. I wasn't very good at it. I can't imagine Shep serving other people.

[Podcast Host 2]

I think what he meant when he said he was used to wait tables was I'd go to a restaurant, be like, when's my table gonna be running?

[Podcast Host 1]

Gosh, do you have any of those little buzzer things? I can hold until my table is ready just so I can feel like I'm back in my back in the job market.

[Podcast Host 2]

He clearly, at 16, was, like, working. Had, like, a summer job at, like, the. The country club. His parents were like, this way he'll have work experience and understand what it's like to be a normal person. And he, like, brought, you know, hot dogs and fries out to people at their golf tables outside on the terrace. Like, that's all that it was for sure. It was not a real, like, real deal restaurant.

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[Podcast Host 1]

So Craig opens up about the drama with Sally. He's like, well I'm like there's some drama with Sally because we went to get chickens together. And then Sally was like I should have been catching. I've been catching some feelings. I'm saying I'm liking you. I don't see it.

[Podcast Host 2]

Wow. Volcano wow.

[Podcast Host 1]

As Much as she acts like a guy, things take longer and hurt a little more and sting a little more because she's a girl.

[Podcast Host 2]

Now. Charlie and I are going to go to this oyster farm and we're just going to, like, hang out because we haven't even had space to ever really talk because Sally is cuckoo. Crazy stalker clinger. Whoa. She's chaos Volcano. Get her away from me. I hate her.

[Podcast Host 1]

Like a date. Yeah, yeah, but, like, Charlie's, like, nervous. Sally's going to get mad now. Oh, yeah, I saw that craft. That craft store down the street shut down. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Sally has an ownership thing over Charlie and her behavior. Like you used to do with Austin? Kinda. I mean, it's like Austin cared about what you thought. And it sounds like Charlie still cares what Sally thinks.

[Podcast Host 2]

I don't think that's fair because I never, like, liked Sally. Like, if I did, I would have had her stay the night when we were all there. So, like, I don't know. She's crazy. Gosh, I honestly believe that he wasn't flirting with Sally, but he loves to chat and talk. I mean, all the things this guy that girls see is intimacy Craig just sees as being himself. Like, flirting, inviting people over to stay the night, making plans for the rest of their life with bees and chickens. That's just crack.

[Podcast Host 1]

Talking about how many kids they want in the form of chickens. Girls are dumb. You befriended somebody rather quickly and confided how you're like, oh, man, she's different than what I originally thought. Like, what? And Craig says, yeah, because after my breakup with Paige, I feel so free, you know, because that was totally my decision. I feel great about it. I was like, hey, new friend. But somewhere, somehow, it went wrong.

[Podcast Host 2]

It never went wrong. She said she had feelings for you, and then you said, I don't have feelings for you. And then you went and told everyone that she's a crazy person. So nothing went wrong. You just were being a jerk. By the way, did we not clock this last week? How blatantly obvious it is. Like, that Sally trying to fill the void of Paige got chickens. Like, chicken, Chicken. I know.

[Podcast Host 1]

No, I didn't. We didn't clock it last week. And someone said it in the comment, like, of course he's getting chickens because he lost chicken. Like, duh. Yeah, I didn't clock it. But it's sad.

[Podcast Host 2]

I didn't clock until right now at this moment.

[Podcast Host 1]

And maybe that's why he resents Sally now, because Sally actually has chickens. He's like, oh, chicken. So he sees her as, like, mother of chicken. You know, he's like, oh, they're all against me.

[Podcast Host 2]

Yeah, he likes calling a girl chicken, but he doesn't like to actually own chicken. That's it. So now we're at the engagement party, and Tyler is moving some vases around, which is exciting, and they're heavy. He's like, this got to be £20. And they're. They're arranging it, and then we meet Lisa. It's very scary. It's £20.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's like me. I'm like, £20. No, call it task rabbit.

[Podcast Host 2]

So Lisa. Lisa is their friend, and she has rented out or given the backyard for this Greek party, which doesn't look Greek at all, except they're all dressed in white. And Tyler's like, we did it, guys. It's transformed into a Greek palace. Thank you so much for hosting this. As you can see by the fact that this looks like literally every other party we've ever thrown on the show. Just people dressed in white with white linens and some flowers on tables.

[Podcast Host 1]

Someone's backyard in 500 degree weather with sports coats on. That's just how we roll here. And she's like, oh, honey, you know how much I love y'.

[Podcast Host 2]

All.

[Podcast Host 1]

I'm just so proud of you guys. I'm just so happy to be a part of this. My two great gods. You're staying inside, right? Oh. Oh, okay. We're just using your backyard, Lisa. Okay.

[Raj]

Sorry.

[Podcast Host 1]

You don't really fit in here. Lisa. Okay.

[Podcast Host 2]

Arrives.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. Austin shirts.

[Podcast Host 2]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1]

Austin's brought two shirts to try. What's he gonna wear? And Audrey's getting ready, curling her hair. And she's like, I brought the steamer. And so he's like, are you excited to see Tyler and Rod? She's like, oh, can't wait. I mean, he sent me the invitation, but, like, where even is the invitation? Where's the party at? And he's like, oh, I have a palm Chef's house. So, like, you know, like, near chef's house. So, like, who will be in attendance tonight? Of course. Like, how do you feel about seeing Shaq after he said all that bad stuff about you?

[Podcast Host 2]

And she's like, well, you know, he's not my favorite person right now. And I do love the. The continued tradition of girls long distance girlfriends on the show who hate Shep. So Austin is like, like, look, Shep feels really bad. Like, you know, like, it's Craig. Like, he felt so bad. He said, lo siento, which I think he thought that. I'm sorry, but, like, I gave him a pass on that one. So Craig has absolutely no fucking reason to explode at me the way he did because he's not feeling sorry and, like, to try and, like, embarrass me. It's insane right now, Audrey.

[Podcast Host 1]

So we see that, the party where they fought before. And she says, yeah, that's what pissed me off. Because he doesn't know anything about me. He doesn't even know me. And that's fine. I mean, look, there's so much to know about me. I hate traffic. Traffic. Traffic sucks. And I'm in traffic a lot, which is terrible. I mean, if only he knew that.

[Podcast Host 2]

Yeah. And so she's like, you know, the thing is this, like, I, you know, for him to make those comments like, you're unhappy. Like, he has no idea what goes on in this relationship. To be fair, I'm not sure you have any understanding of what goes on in this relationship. I don't honestly even know what goes on in this relationship because a lot of it is just me. Like, hey, it's me, Audrey. Call me when you. When you get this message. It's been a few days. Anyway, it just makes me feel like. Makes me feel like, look, I have my head in the sand, which I don't. I definitely don't have my head in the sand about the situation whatsoever. And it just cuts to Austin looking himself in the mirror. Like, when should I tell her that she has her head in the sand?

[Podcast Host 1]

He knows nothing about this relationship. I work so hard on this relationship. Driving this relationship has so many miles on it. We're not going to get a lot of money on. Trade in on this relationship. We have driven. I've driven a lot. It's been a lot of driving. Okay. He's just not paying attention to her staring at his hair.

[Podcast Host 2]

Would you be interested in a new Toyota? Because apparently I'm gung ho. Okay. I don't know what that means. I'm. I'm a millennial.

[Podcast Host 1]

So.

[Podcast Host 2]

So basically she's getting annoyed. She's annoyed. She's not at the guys for butting in as usual.

[Podcast Host 1]

And.

[Podcast Host 2]

And she's also annoyed at Austin that, like, he. Like, that he's, like, so forgiving of Craig.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. And Austin's like, yeah, I have a tendency to forgive Craig a little. You didn't forgive Craig. Why are you pretending you forgave Craig? You immediately went and stabbed Craig in the back like, five minutes after you forgave him. Let's not pretend. Austin's the best friend either here. But I like that they. I like that these guys just constantly use the women in their lives against each other. It's like, okay, here's what these guys said about you. They hate you. Go get them. Okay. We don't hate Shep anymore. Now we hate Craig the most. She's like, okay, I mean, I guess we hate Craig the most today.

[Podcast Host 2]

Jesus. Well, okay, well, here's the thing. Craig freaks out exponentially more than, like. Than he should. And then it's like, back to like, oh, hey, man, my bad. Let's be good again. It's like, you're exhausting me. So, like, then he replaced me with Sally. It's insane right now. And so he's basically says, and now Craig had a fit on Sally. So the pattern continues. And we see last night. I mean, we see it. Sorry, last week again, Craig being like, she's crazy chaos. She's a chaos tornado.

[Podcast Host 1]

Wow. Yeah. So he has a lot to answer for tonight. She's like, okay, so now we go back to the engagement party. People are arriving. Austin's still. Still digesting his Mexican food. He's like, vomitos, vomito.

[Podcast Host 2]

Turns out los giento does mean. I'm sorry. That's crazy. Insane right now. Leva shows up, and she's like, hi. And Rodrigo's. Oh, my God, lava. Very Greek. She's like, yeah, it's Greek with a splash of senorita. A lot of. A lot of Spanish influence on this episode.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. So other people come. You know, whatever. She's boo. She's like, my titties are out today. And Levis says, you're pregnant. You're gonna have a lot of titties coming up. They're gonna be out for a long time, girl. And so she says hi to Austin and Audrey, and right when she comes over, Austin goes, wow, look at her. And Madison says, I'm hanging in there. And Austin's like, wow, you look great. So, Audrey, you need to go get a refresh on your drink. And she's like, no, I'm fine. He's like, oh, okay. Well, I guess Audrey's gonna sit here and talk to me while I talk to Madison, too. God, can I get a minute alone?

[Podcast Host 2]

And Madison's like, I'm honestly trying to see Audrey here, and we've been offering to get her a drink.

[Podcast Host 1]

He's like, you want to go get yourself a refill? You can excuse yourself now, Audrey.

[Podcast Host 2]

So we get a flashback of Austin and Madison when they were talking over boiled crab, which is Also, you just sort of see little flecks of crabs spewing out of Austin's face. He's like, I just feel like I'm just, like, in a. It's like, just so good and easy. I love a good, easy relationship. She's like, don't you feel like you're bored? And he's like, what? Yeah. So Madison's basically like, you know, I think that Austin's, like, making her believe that, like, everything's perfect. But, like, which is unfortunate because, like.

[Podcast Host 1]

That all of us behind the scenes.

[Podcast Host 2]

Know this ain't gonna last.

[Podcast Host 1]

She is not born for corn. That ain't gonna last. I'll tell you it. That's gonna last. It's a bad as much. It's a low calorie snack in my household these days. Okay. What are the odds that Rod cries during a speech? He's such a. All right, he's gonna cry. I'll pay you 20 bucks.

[Podcast Host 2]

And then Shep and Craig are arriving, and there's, like, mosquitoes around them. And they're like. They're fussy because Craig is wearing a fedora, which doesn't really match the entire, like, white. Everyone's wearing. He's, like, wearing white. Linen. Whatever. But then it has, like, this fedora, like, propped on his head, and he's like, I'm gonna need some bug spray. And she was like, I forgot my shades, like a dumbass.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. So they come in, and chef sees. What'd you say?

[Podcast Host 2]

I didn't know it was an outside party.

[Podcast Host 1]

Have you ever had an inside party on this show?

[Podcast Host 2]

I know. Ever.

[Podcast Host 1]

So Shep's like, wow, it's so awkward because Audrey's here.

[Noah]

Oh.

[Podcast Host 1]

I don't know what Austin told Audrey, but I know my name was mentioned, and it probably wasn't mentioned in a wonderful light. So he says hi, and they all say hi to her, and she's like, hi. How are you, Craig? He's like, I'm good. I'm here. I didn't know the party was outside. Did you know the party was outside? This is crazy. Is Greek outside?

[Podcast Host 2]

I thought Greece was an indoors country. So then. Then Craig is seeing Audrey, and he's like. He tells us, come on, man. We all know you don't want to be with Audrey. Like, so why are you still with her? Just break up with her. It's just so funny because, like, I feel like Craig didn't appreciate it when people said that about Paige. Like, why are you with Paige? Why are you with Craig? Like, you clearly don't like him. It's time to move on. And he'd be like, wait a second. And now he's the one doing that.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's literally all the guys on this show, especially these three. The three main guys. Every time the other ones have a girlfriend, it's like, oh, my God, Taylor doesn't. Why is Taylor even still with Shep? Chat's not gonna marry Taylor.

[Podcast Host 2]

What.

[Podcast Host 1]

What is. What are they doing? Because they all know each other so well. They know that they're all faking it. You know, I don't think Craig was faking it, but I think that they all. They all want them to just each other to be single the whole time, right?

[Podcast Host 2]

So Molly and Whitney arrive, and Whitney's like, congratulations. I would have brought you a gift, Tyler and Rodrigo, but I was waiting for the registry to come in, so I didn't buy you anything. So sorry about that.

[Podcast Host 1]

Rodrigo says, yeah, well, it's the. It's the Charleston Animal Society, so just give it all to them. Are you an idiot? What the. This is your time. The gay people did not fight in the streets for your right to get married so you could just ask for nothing for your wedding. This is our time. You better go get your $5,000 plates. You better stand up for the gays. Give it to the starving dogs. Get the out of here. We fought for your rights. Get out there and get some money off these straight people.

[Podcast Host 2]

Yes, seriously. So then Sally and her friend Riley arrive, and Sally's like, we're so cute.

[Podcast Host 1]

Wow.

[Podcast Host 2]

God. Why is the first person I got to see Craig? Oh, no. So she comes in, and then she says hi to everyone. And Vanita, now that her mom is like, you've been a shitty friend, okay? Take some lessons from Dionne Warwick here and Burt Beckrack, okay? And Vanita is, like, trying to be nice now. She's like, I miss you. I miss you so much. I really miss you. And so I was like, do you? Because you sure did run out on me the other night with a quote, unquote, kidney infection. Whatever. Hey, you're on my dress, bitch. Get off my dress. She's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We're not fighting. No, no, no. Too late. Too late. You're on my dress still. I gotta go get a drink. As soon as you get off my dress.

[Podcast Host 1]

So they're nice to each other, but Sally says, you know, I'm tired of the drama with Vanita. I'm just tired of walking on eggshells. Literally. I just want popcorn's already leaving them everywhere. It's almost like controlling. Like, she's controlling us. She's not being a good friend right now. So I'm choosing to walk. God damn it. I just stepped on. Do you have chickens here? Why am I always stepping on these things? They hurt.

[Podcast Host 2]

So then Madison's like, hey, does anyone.

[Podcast Host 1]

Want to see a picture of my baby?

[Podcast Host 2]

So she shows up the. The blobby ultrasound picture that still, to me, makes no sense. And wow, look at this.

[Podcast Host 1]

Look at this large. Look at this large piece of bread. I swallowed this. I'm like, what? What? What are you showing me?

[Podcast Host 2]

Look at this melty candle rendering of something inside me. Like, just wait for the baby to come out, and we'll look at the pictures then. So when he's like, are you having a gender reveal party? Are you insane? Are you insane? Because there was a gender reveal party at your house, Whitney.

[Podcast Host 1]

They literally cut to them sitting around opening dresses and everything, being pink and Whitney being like, wow, what a fancy dress you got her mother. So Madison's like, we had a pink party in your front yard because it's a girl. And he's like, oh, congratulations. Congratulations.

[Podcast Host 2]

Don't you remember? Don't you remember? DJ Randy was on the turntables. I mean, he got electrocuted that day by the turntable, but he was there. He was literally on the turntable. He flopped over onto it. We had to resuscitate him. So Charlie arrives and. And now Craig is talking to Stephen, the guy who thinks everything is amusing. Oh, Stephen. Oh, my God. I was. I was so glad that he was back, and I was so upset that he was only in this one moment because Craig's like, hey, guys, how's it going? And, you know, Steven's like, oh, this is the stupid America. I rem you. You said the stupid thing that you thought Taffy wasn't a real thing. Oh, God, I love you. He's precious. So dumb, but so hilarious. Say something else dumb. Do it.

[Podcast Host 1]

Do it.

[Podcast Host 2]

Just say anything. Anything.

[Podcast Host 1]

Your accent. I don't have an accent. You do. It's a dumb person accent. Just say anything. Say maths. Say maths.

[Podcast Host 2]

Maths. Do you hear the way he says math?

[Podcast Host 1]

I love how messy he is because Craig is talking to Sally, so Stephen's like, oh, look at that. I feel a change of energy there. Do I feel a change of energy? I don't know what it is. Charlie's your name. Interesting name. I don't know. It just felt like the minute you saw him, it was like, boom, boom, romance going off my right. God, people love stupid people. Stupid people love stupid people. That's what this country was founded on, wasn't it? God. Hug each other. It's like watching two bricks. Two bricks of brains just clunking together. God, I couldn't ask for anyone more stupid to be together. Congratulations, you two. Please don't procreate.

[Podcast Host 2]

Meanwhile. Meanwhile, Charlie is reenacting, like, the end of Goodfellas. She's, like, looking up in the sky for a helicopter. Do they see me? Do they see us? Are we being. Am I being followed? Oh, God. Oh, God, it's all happening. It's all happening. Okay, Craig, we cannot be seen. Can we go inside, please? Sally's gonna find us very soon. Oh, my God. I can't do this marriage bath.

[Podcast Host 1]

I'll bring. My God. Silly's gonna kill me. Please make this guy stop talking about us getting married her baby soon. Stupid people.

[Podcast Host 2]

I've never thought Americans could be funnier than when they're being dumb. But when they're being scared, they're even more hilarious. Oh, my God, Charlie, you are hilarious. And amazing.

[Podcast Host 1]

Is this where the term scared stupid comes from? Or is it stupid scared? I get it mixed up in my head sometimes. You're rubbing off on me. Aren't? Run along, you two.

[Podcast Host 2]

So Sally. Sally and Charlie say hello to each other. And they're like. It's fake intense. Charlie's like, you look so cute. You look so cute. You look cute. You look cute. Everything's fine. Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1]

So Rodrigo gives a speech. It's really romantic. He's like, okay, first of all, wanted to thank everybody for coming today. Second of all, I'm working on my kitchen. Please stop writing about it, Tyler. Yeah, Tyler's great. Okay, everybody, thanks for coming. Save the dogs.

[Podcast Host 2]

So then it's a. Yeah, it's a really, really wonderful boring speech. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

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[Podcast Host 1]

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[Podcast Host 2]

So then Austin's like, hey, Audrey, you want to go down to the dock? She's like, yeah, sure, I guess. So they go down to the dock, and then Shep. Shep is talking to Craig. He's like, craig, what are you doing? I want to give Austin and Audrey some privacy. But does she know that he said a couple of things to other people? Like, that's insane, right? I'm gonna do the Austin line. It's insane right now. I have no idea. It's not my business to tell her. It's my business to tell other people, to have them tell her, because these guys are such.

[Podcast Host 1]

So Austin's, like, down on the little gazebo dock thing, hanging out with Audrey, and they're like, oh, my God, that's breaking them up. How can we find a way to ruin their day? Audrey's here one time a month. Let's fuck it up or let's make her cry. So meanwhile, Audrey's like, can we take a picture? And. And Austin's like, whoa, look at my toupee. What the. Or they say in Spanish, my two pito. Wow, it looks like I'm wearing a toupee. What the hell was that? Did you still like me even though I'm wearing a toupee?

[Podcast Host 2]

And then Craig is, like, talking about, like, still talking about Austin. He's like, I mean, you want to marry her? You've been together for, like, two years. You need to know that. And if you don't, then you're in the wrong. Like, get out. Stop. This is coming from Greg.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. When you're with somebody for two years, that's it. Shep's like, wow, two years is good. I mean, at age 36, I mean, I guess you ought to know. And you, too, sir.

[Podcast Host 2]

It's hypocrites. He's 38. It's not fair to the person. So Austin is like, yeah, Audrey, just give me a kiss. Let's go back up there. So they go back up, and then Charlie and Craig are talking, and Charlie's saying, hey. So I just wanted to chat, see what's up, because I finally talked to Sally. Yeah. And I feel like there was weirdness between her and I and like, honestly I'm kind of like really scared. Like I gotta go. I'm like, I'm losing my mind right now. Okay, Please say something to her. Please. I can't live like this anymore. I'm going to have to craft again if this doesn't get better.

[Podcast Host 1]

So Craig is going to go talk to Sally now. He's like, all right, I'll go talk to her then if it's going to make Charlie feel better. Cuz Charlie is terrified to date me unless she gets permission from Sally. So he's like, yeah, you know, I don't want Sally to be sad for anything I said, but she's put me in a weird position. Cause like she's always gonna be between me and Charlie. No, it's because she was literally between you and Charlie in a hot tub because you created that situation. You fucking lose her, Craig. Take responsibility for once in your life. So he goes up to her to talk and she's with Madison and she orders a non alcoholic beer. She's like, I need a non alcoholic beer and a break. Oh no, Madison needs a non out. So anyway, who cares, Craig?

[Podcast Host 2]

Madison's pouring the non alcoholic beer on the floor for Karen to lick up. You want that?

[Podcast Host 1]

Want that?

[Podcast Host 2]

You deserve it, Karen.

[Podcast Host 1]

Well, just kidding. I didn't drip it. Oh, there it goes. No, didn't drip it yet. Drifting. Just kill me already.

[Podcast Host 2]

So they. So Craig is like, so anyway, here's my hat. I'm gonna lay my hat down, Sally. Just to show. Just to show like how contrite I am. I'm gonna lay down, Sally. I don't get the reference, Craig, but you hurt me and smash like. Well, this is awkward as. And by awkward as super entertaining. I'm just sit right here. Enjoy this.

[Podcast Host 1]

Okay, you guess that well, but it's not my intent at all. My intent was to lay down my hat. Yeah, but I just want to know why you wrote me off so quickly, Craig. He's like, I didn't write you off. I don't write. Ask anybody. I don't even sign checks. I have somebody do that for me. It's hard.

[Podcast Host 2]

My, my handwriting is like chicken scroll. See, I knew you wanted me to have those. Wait a minute. Sally's like, austin told me you're done with my friendship.

[Podcast Host 1]

What?

[Podcast Host 2]

Who told you that? Austin. Remember when I just said austin told me you're done with my friendship, dumbass.

[Podcast Host 1]

So Sal, we see a flashback of Sally saying, what did he say about me exactly the Earth, tornado. Then you leave a path of destruction wherever you go. And he was very quick to be like, me and Sally are done. And Craig.

[Podcast Host 2]

I wish I'd shown a flashback because I don't remember. Like, did Craig actually said that he and Sally are done? Because I don't remember, and I was not willing to go back and look at the scene.

[Podcast Host 1]

No, I don't probably. I don't know. It sounds like him. So Craig's like, that is insane. God, people are saying that word a lot today in this episode. Is that not what you said? Then he goes, no. Why would you put. Aren't you starting to put things together here? You. You let my enemy get involved with our friendship. Wait, so you didn't say it? No. I'm about to explain to you what I did. Okay?

[Podcast Host 2]

What I said.

[Podcast Host 1]

Okay. You let. No, what you did. No, what I did was let. You let you come between my enemy. Who are we talking about? Austin. Damn it. Okay, well, you know what? Y' all figured this out, because this is too much stupid for me to deal with, so I'm just gonna go over there. God damn it. You people are dumb.

[Podcast Host 2]

Craig is mad at Austin for getting in the middle of his friendship with Sally, while Craig is actively trying to figure out a way to get in the middle of Austin's relationship with Audrey. So just wanted you to know. So getting in the middle of someone's relationship, totally cool. Getting the middle of someone's friendship, who you did talk about bad. Because, by the way, Craig said all these things. Craig said all these things, and he's just mad that he got caught.

[Podcast Host 1]

And not only that, Sally has something legitimate to say. Like, I just heard you say all this mean stuff about me. And Craig's response is to make it that Sally is in the wrong because Sally let Austin say all these things.

[Podcast Host 2]

That Craig believed him.

[Podcast Host 1]

Now he's gonna be mad at Sally.

[Podcast Host 2]

You believed a guy whose main goal in life is to tear me down. And Craig's like, see how awful it is being friends with Austin? He runs to Sally and tells her something that he knew would hurt her feelings just to get between us. I'm like, as if you have not been a little narc so many times on this show as well. I mean, because that's what you guys do. You guys just had a lot on each other.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, but also, when he chose not.

[Podcast Host 2]

To go to the slumber party, UK like, you had, like, he had some sort of meltdown because Austin defended Sally. And then Austin comes. They're like, where's Craig, he's like, oh, well, Craig was talking about you.

[Podcast Host 1]

You know, I think he's right that. That Austin is an for doing that because it was only going to hurt Sally. But Craig, you did that on. You said all that stuff on camera to the group of guys. So, like, you were publicly dissing this chick and then what? Just hoping that she would never see it? I mean, come on.

[Podcast Host 2]

Yeah, exactly. And then. Because what happens is. Well, what happened is that Austin doesn't say anything and then Sally gets mad at Austin. I just wish that in that moment you would have told me because I thought we were better friends than that. So he's just like, whatever, fuck it. Like, Craig will have no loyalty to me. I know he's gonna talk shit about me, so. But I actually have a good friendship with Sally, so I'm gonna let her know. Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm actually sitting here defending office.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's so ridiculous that we can still get so worked up over this stupid show. They do the same thing all the time to each other, and every time it's like, it's brand new. Like, I cannot believe he is turning it on a woman now. Like, of course he is. So he's like, well, I'm upset with you is that you trusted him more than me because I didn't go around to your enemies and say a bunch of shit about you. And she's like, no, you went around her friends and said a bunch of shit about her, which is even worse. And she's like, well, I didn't know Austin was your enemy in this moment. He goes, yes, you do. You know how he treats me. And I thought we were really close friends, and I really enjoyed our friendship. Well, I agree. And that's why I was hurt from what people were telling me.

[Podcast Host 2]

I also, honestly, I think it's kind of shitty that Craig is going around like this guy, that he's ostensibly like, they're still like brothers or whatever, and they did just make up. And even though there's like some pettiness going on that now Craig is going around saying that Austin is his enemy. I think that's actually a pretty harsh thing to say about someone.

[Podcast Host 1]

So then also I'm confused about the timeline of things because they went to that restaurant, by the way, which we know is their restaurant. It's Austin and Craig's restaurant. So why are they in a restaurant partnership together that they're not talking about? And I don't know. I don't understand the whole thing. Like, why haven't they brought that out on the show? And they're acting like they're enemies, but they're really opening this restaurant together, and that's the real plot. I'm confused.

[Podcast Host 2]

Yeah, so the gays got their cake do the thing where they, like, wipe frosting on each other's nose as if that's like, new and novel and clever. And then she's like, guys, I got a party bus for us. So we can leave this shitty party and go to Islander71 if you're interested. Let's go. So everyone's like, bye, bye. Everyone just, like, leaves the party like, oh, my God, thank God we could end that stupid stuffy ass party. So they all get on the bus and. And then Shep is like, gosh, I can't believe Whitney's here. It's like bigfoot coming out. Wow. No, no. So trolls, vominos. I just got back from Cuba, so I know Spanish now.

[Podcast Host 1]

So they get to a place called Islander 71 and Finita Falls right out of the bus, which, yep, as it happens, they go in, and poor Vanita. So they go in and Craig's like, hey, Sally, I'm gonna say hi to Charlie, but are we good? And she's like, yeah, we're good. I accept his apology because I like being on good terms with fathers of my chicken children. And, you know, it's important. We've still got to talk about custody arrangements and when's he going to come see me and do I still get a Mother's day gift?

[Podcast Host 2]

But you know what? I just. I'm gonna be on good terms with him, but it's gonna be hard because I. I do believe Austin 100 times percent more than Craig, you know? So then Sally, like, Sally's walking through. They're all like this. They're all. A bunch of them are sitting at a table, and Sally goes and says hi to, like, every. Audrey goes, hi. And then Sally says hi to, like, Leva and, like, other people, but she, like, totally ignores Audrey and it's like, not the first time. And so Audrey's like, what the. Right? Like, she walked past me three times and I was like, hey. And I was the only one that she didn't say hi to. And I was like, who's Sally? Yeah, Sally. Sally. That girl. Yeah. Who else be talking about? What are we talking about again?

[Podcast Host 1]

So Craig goes to Charlie and he's like, hey, Charlie. She's like, oh, my God, you recognize me? Oh, I was trying to wear a disguise. I just don't want anyone to see me here.

[Podcast Host 2]

I just feel like such a terrible person.

[Podcast Host 1]

You're not wearing a disguise.

[Podcast Host 2]

Oh, you're right.

[Podcast Host 1]

Well, damn it, I should have. I feel terrible. Sally's over there. Did you talk to Sally? How did it go? What happened with Sally? He's like, well, we talked. So what are your questions? She's like, well, I don't want her to be mad at me for encouraging you to go talk to her. Did you tell her I encouraged you to go talk to her? Did you just talk to her on your own? I mean, I could look like a total creep here.

[Podcast Host 2]

So Charlie was like, I don't want her to be mad at me for going on a date with you. And now then it went to, I don't want her to be mad at me for talking to you. And now I don't want her to be mad at me for telling you to go talk to her, to stop being mad at me. Girl, you're.

[Podcast Host 1]

Lean in.

[Podcast Host 2]

Just lean in. It's okay.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, if you're gonna do it, just do it. You know, just say, I have the right to date him too, and I'm gonna date him. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. We can talk about it all you want to, but, like, stop crying in a corner. It's so weird. So. But of course, Craig loves it because, yeah, it's like girls fighting over him, so he loves it.

[Podcast Host 2]

And so on the heels of Audrey being like, that girl, Sally is ignoring me. She's being kind of like a. To me also, like, got it. So he goes up to the bar where Sally is. He goes, hey, Sally sells seashells down by the seashore. How are you? That's insane right now. How many seashells did you sell today?

[Podcast Host 1]

Puts his arm around her. No, like, hey, did you see Audrey over there? Said, you didn't say hi. Nothing. He's just like, hey, sexy, what's up? And Audrey is watching this, you know? And so then we go back to Charlie and Craig, and she's like, oh, my God, do you.

[Noah]

You.

[Podcast Host 1]

Did you have a good conversation with her? Was it a conversation? Did you bring up the chickens? I hope you asked how they were. She's gonna be mad at me if you didn't bring up the chickens. She really cares about those chickens.

[Podcast Host 2]

And then Sally is telling Austin. Craig told me he did not write my friendship off. He said that to you? Yeah. Wait, who said that to you? Craig. Why can't you guys keep up with the simple information?

[Podcast Host 1]

Why don't you Guys didn't say that he wrote their friendship off because Craig doesn't write. We all know that. Well, damn it. That's what he said too. It's comical.

[Podcast Host 2]

This is comical.

[Podcast Host 1]

Comical to me.

[Podcast Host 2]

This is comical.

[Podcast Host 1]

Comical.

[Podcast Host 2]

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What?

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Poor Audrey. But, yeah, that was it. Exciting times there at Southern Charm. Tomorrow we have a big day. We have Beverly Hills, we have Valley, Persian style, and most importantly, the traitors. So we have a big day of recording tomorrow. Come join us. Come join us also at the Crappies in late February. Links on our website and on our social media and we will catch you on the next episode of Watch what happens. Bye, everyone.

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