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Hey, it's Raj and Noah, and we're back with a new season of Am I Doing It Wrong? The show that explores the all too human anxieties we have about trying to get our lives right.
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Because we're still doing a lot of stuff wrong.
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But who isn't? That's why each week we're talking about the topics that we could all use a little helping hit with. Whether it's making new friends as an adult, managing our emotions, or even dreaming.
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We'll be talking to experts in their fields who are definitely doing things right, so the rest of us can be a bit wiser and a lot better equipped to handle whatever life throws at us.
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Subscribe now and listen to new episodes of Am I Doing It Wrong? Dropping every Thursday starting January 1st, wherever you get your podcasts.
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And for the first time ever, we're going to have full video episodes on YouTube. Because as long as there are things to get wrong, we're going to be right here to help you do them better.
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Love y'.
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All. Watch what Happens. Watch what cr. What happens when there's so much happens.
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Watch what happens.
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Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?
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Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Happens. I'm gonna make our faces bigger. What do you think of that? I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hi, Ben.
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Hi. How are you?
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Great, guys. Great. It's another day, another glorious day. And this one's a good one because it's a Friday. We love a Friday.
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My God, Ronnie, I know you hate when I do this.
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Who just died? Come on, man.
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It's not a good one.
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Oh, no, don't do this to me.
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Just appeared. Oh, it's the worst possible thing for the day, Ronnie.
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Don't tell me. I don't want to know.
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Catherine o'. Hara.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my God. Where did that come from? Oh, my God. How did that happen to us?
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Literally, what happened? How did she pass away?
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I don't know. It just broke right now. I just got, like, a million text messages, and it's like we're within the same 12 months as Diane Keaton. It's just not allowed. It's not allowed.
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Gosh, what a trash. That's terrible. I know.
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Well, let's well rip. To a great comedic actress.
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Yeah, seriously.
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Today, in her honor. That is for sure. That is for sure. Sorry. Sorry to.
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I know. God. Way to start the show, Ben. Jeez.
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Sorry.
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Come to the crappies next week. Come to the crappies this month, everybody. Tickets are on sale live voting will begin this week. Okay, that was Beverly Hills. Bye. I'm going to pretend I did not hear that and move along. Welcome to the show, everybody. Today is Beverly Hills Day. Tickets are on sale for the golden crappies on February 27th. We have confirmed our guest list and it's really good. You're going to want to be there, so be there. That's in Hollywood. Get your tickets at. Watch what crappens.com also live streaming tickets will be going on sale this week, February 4th, and that is the same day that voting begins for round one of the Golden Crappies. You're going to find information about that stuff on watch what craftmans.com or Instagram. We're also changing our Amazon Amazon Live days. Well, it's the same day, it's Monday, but it's going to be at 1:30pm so it's a nice early day for those of you into doing your home shopping the daytime. So we're going to be doing it now. So join us for that starting this week. And we have a special guest on Crappy hour this week coming up, Ms. Crystal Kong. Ming Kong from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and her own glorious podcast will be here with us Monday night. So join us for that at 5:30 Pacific Time to talk to her. She's a good one. She's a good act.
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And how appropriate to announce that today when Crystal herself had her triumphant return to Beverly Hills last night in the form of a flashback and a. But still.
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And Kyle talking about her. But you know, she was the butt of a.
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Butt of derision. But still.
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So we'll get her right when she's fired up to talk shit about Kyle Richards, which is my favorite pastime. So we are so excited to talk to her. So join us for that. Today is Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Also the Valley, Persian style. Also the traitors. It's crazy day over here in our world. So let's get to you.
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So much to talk about. There's so much. There's so much to talk about about all these shows. Well, less about the valid Persian style.
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But I have to tell you something before we even start talking about these shows. So my friend has been telling me there's a show you have to watch. It's so good. And I was like, I don't want to watch it. It doesn't sound good to me. I don't know why it didn't sound good to me. I didn't want to watch it. So I was telling. She said what have you been watching? I said, well, I was trying to watch that Members Only Palm beach show, but it really does kind of feel disgusting. I started episode three, and I was like, maybe later. Maybe I wasn't in the mood. And she said, what's it about? And I was telling her it's about this girl who. The girl. She's 70, but this woman who is kind of new to Palm beach, and she wants to get in with the rich ladies and she wants to be in Mar a Lago, which is so bizarre to me. But they're all craz. I don't get any of it, but it's hilarious. And she said, that's the exact same plot of the show that I'm watching, that I'm telling you, you have to watch. And I'm just not saying the name of the show because I felt so stupid that I wouldn't watch his show. It's Palm Royale. Have you seen that show? It is so funny. I love it. It is made for gay people.
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I've never seen it. I heard the first season was not good. I was. I wanted to watch the first season, and everyone was basically like, yeah, it's like everyone wanted to really like it, but they didn't like it. But then everyone said season two is like what season one should have been all along.
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That's what I've heard. I keep hearing it wasn't that good. I tried it. It wasn't that good. And I was like, well, I don't want to see Kristen Wiig fail, because I love Kristen Wiig. And of course, the show with all these fabulous actresses, you know, I mean, every actress in it is top tier. And so I didn't want to not like something like that. So I just didn't watch it. But, man, I started watching it. I think I just watched three episodes. What a show. It's so fucking good. It's like. So those of you who don't want to watch Members Only Palm beach because of the politics or whatever, I don't blame you. Watch this one. It's so good. It's the same plot, but with, you know, more talented comedians. So check it out.
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Great. Great.
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For those of you who haven't heard, it's on its third year. I'm just hearing about it, but, you know, that's how I roll.
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I don't know if anyone's heard of this. I just started watching this show stars Bonnie Franklin. It's called One Day at a Time. And like, honestly, this is it. Telling you, this is it. This is It. This is life, the one you got. Let's go and have a ball by talking about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and scenes.
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Yeah, I wasn't really One Day at a Time fan. I'm not gonna lie. I thought that show sucks.
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My cousin, you know, my cousin was a cast member on that show at some point, believe it or not.
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It's not.
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Well, it's okay. It's okay. It's distant cousin.
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Awkward.
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I haven't spoken to him since I was like. Since like 1985.
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Well, I wouldn't speak to him either, cuz that show sucked. You should tell him the family.
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Wait, don't shame him for being on One Day at a Time. Just kidding.
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I'm just kidding.
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Don't shame him. I think he was like, he played before Schneider was around. He was. He, like, he was the character. I. I don't know. I think I've mentioned him before on the podcast. His name is Richard Masser and he was in the. In the. He was in the movie License to Drive. He's been around. He's been around, but like, I haven't, I haven't. Like literally the last time I saw him was at his mom's funeral in 1986. And I have a distinct memory of this because I remember going to the funeral and this is when Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome was like, in theaters and we didn't have cable growing up and went to the Shiva afterwards. And like, for some reason MTV was on and like the music video for We Don't Need Another Hero was on. And I was like, wow. And I just remember Richard Massar and Tina Turner and me all in the same room.
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What a morning song. It's a crazy morning.
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His mom, Claire. Wow.
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Okay. All right, let's get to it. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 15 Episode 7 Headlines and Heartbreak.
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Also I want to say about Beverly Hills, for some reason, all day long. You know what I kept on the. The quote that was going through my head all day long yesterday was, who is Adrian Maloof in this world? She's no one. I don't know. I just kept on saying it to myself.
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I felt like we were saying that the other day. We were saying other day when we were out together having drinks about that's why somebody. We were talking about somebody, and we're like, oh, who is so and so in this world?
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Like, even just saying that about Adrian Maloof, who I have no personal beef with, I mean, it just made me feel good. I was like, who is she? She's no one, you know? Felt great. Yeah.
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Made you feel better today.
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Who is she in this world? She's no one.
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Who's Adrian Maloof in this world? Well, we open with kind of that mentality where Rachel comes to Erica's house and tries to pretend it's amazing. She's like, oh, my God, this is so beautiful. I've never seen such a good looking broom closet. So does this lead into your house or this is.
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This is, like, great. Where's the rest? I love it. Thank you for showing me the garage.
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So this is where you, what, keep umbrellas? I. Yeah.
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Is this like the pre show experience? Is this like when you go to a restaurant and they, like, sit you at the bar and give you some apps and then they bring you to your table? Are we ready? Where's the. Where's the table part of your house? I love it.
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Like, I'm so sorry, but I'm not great at weekend dressing. Like, during the day, I can't do the daytime. The day, like, what's the day? Even today? Dead. I'm dead. I'm like a vampire. I only do nighttime. Like, I can do night. I can do a bathrobe. Like, that's what I can do. I can do night and a bathrobe. You wear bathrobes in the day. That's what you do. You wear a bathrobe over a crop top and some. Some flowy pants.
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Memo to itself. Maybe don't hire Rachel Zoe as a stylist. It's like, hey, I've got to go to a function. I'm go. I've got to go to a luncheon. I die. It's gonna be a bathrobe. Sorry. Until the night the sun goes down. I can't dress you. I can't do weekend. Weekend, daytime. No. I don't even know. I die. I literally don't. So Erica's like, yeah, I don't know how to do anything. I could do costume and I could do sweats. That's me relatable Erica. So Rachel's like, I just love Erica. I love her energy, and I just, like, gravitate towards people that have, like, things in them that I don't have. For instance, massive lawsuits about plane crashes. She has a fearlessness about her. Not a lot of talent, but fearlessness. And I just love that she's just, like, real, you know, with that whole alias that she has, she just keeps it real.
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Erika Jane real. Okay, you know, we're gonna go with that. All right, so Erica, would they Go out to the cabana. I just had this redone myself from television. Now can we talk about last night? Let's talk about it. Erica. What? Oh. And she's like, erica, what the. I did not see that coming. She's like, yeah, I didn't see it coming either. I mean, I wasn't really looking. Where were we? What was last night? I don't care about these.
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I was drunk. I was blackout drunk. No, because there was a blackout, remember? It was a joke. Oh, my God. But seriously, I didn't see it coming because the lights were out. Oh, my God. Second chicken route. I like, diet. I'm, like, dead. I don't know what to wear for a weekend, like, daytime. But I can, like, make a lot of jokes. I feel terrible. Like, I don't know what Dorita is going to do, like, Amanda. But I know what we can do with Amanda, which is, like, talk some about her right now. And by the way, I really. This is a side of Rachel I'm really enjoying. I'm liking her. Well, it's. It's a mean side. She's basically high school mean girling right now. But it's like a funny side to me because Rachel's just been nice all season. She's like, yeah. Oh, my God, I die. Look at that kaleidoscope. It's like shapes. It's like, amazing. And now she's like this. Can we talk about her? Can we ice her out of Hollywood? Now I'm ready. I'm like, there we go. Thank you. The signs of life on the show. Part two. Last week was. Last week I was perking up, and this week I was like, oh, talking shit about people. Let's. Let's do it.
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Yeah, She's. She's showing up to work. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.
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And Erica's like, yeah, I don't know what she's got. I don't know what Dorit's gonna do with Amanda. She's like, yeah, I mean, like, what the. That was crazy. Like, oh, my God. And then she's like, oh, my God. It's the anniversary of her son's death. And I was like, literally dark. Like, I went dark. Like, where's the lights? Oh, my God. Am I even wearing a bathrobe right now? I don't even know what I'm wearing. Like, what. What is this? Like, am I supposed to eat in the dark and think this is romantic and give you 500 a dinner? Like, what is this? Why is it dark? Turn on the lights. I want to see who I'm dating. What were we talking about?
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Like, Chef Leo? Like, it's so dark. Like, where's your salad? I can't see anything. Like, I went dark. Everything went dark. It was just like, blackness. It was like, are people even still here? Am I talking in the dark? Is it like the food store tastes better? Because I couldn't even see it because it was just, like, so dark. So Erica's like, well, I mean, how.
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Could we have known about the anniversary.
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Of a son's death? I mean, Amanda's given us a lot of information about her business and her accolades, but nothing that's personal, which is, you know, I mean, Erica has a point, especially because Erica has famously given us so much about her life over the years. That time we saw a brief flicker of her son. The time we saw the two people who work for her who are, I guess, her friends, and none of. None of her other Friends.
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The time she. She ate that piece of cake at that restaurant with Tom, and then they met, like, the sheriff of, like, whatever that they had paid off to help them, you know, like, keep people over.
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Oh, there was a time last week where she cleared a cobweb. Cobweb. Off a chair. So that was really, like.
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Yeah. She sprayed down her car in short shorts.
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Yeah. Yeah. She knows a thing or two about really revealing the personal side of your self. So Erica's like, can I just say something? I'm sorry, Rachel. Rachel said that. That's me. I'm saying something. Can I say something? Hey, me. Can I say something? Yeah, me. You can do it. Okay, great. Does it bother you that when you're in, like, a very tight space and someone who's being just, like, loud on, like, a call, it's like. It's like, have you ever been in an elevator? Have you ever been, like, one of those tiny elevators? Like, one of the first elevators ever made were so small, and then, like, someone gets in, and then they're, like, on the phone, and you're like, but we're in an elevator, you know?
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Have you ever been in a well? Like, just, like, in a well, like, standing there and you're like, why are my feet wet? Because I'm in a well. And then someone gets on a call, and you're like, we're in a well.
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You know, sometimes when I think about Ocean Gate, I'm like, wouldn't have been terrible if, like, right before that happened, someone was on the phone.
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Just awful. Have you ever heard of a person in a coffin making a phone call? That would be so annoying.
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Like, what? Remember phone booths? Like, what a terrible concept. You're just, like, in a small space with the phone.
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Small space, making a call. She goes, yes, annoying. It's real fucking annoying. And so we see the car ride in Sedona where Amanda is sitting between these two. Like, okay, yeah, so, like, QuickBooks. You understand? It's like QuickBooks. It, like, does our taxes. And I want you to call QuickBooks right away and tell them that I will not handle this and I will not take a phone call. It's a printer working. The printer better be working. Office, Office. Do we have pen in the office? Paper clips. Paper clips. Paper clips. I'm ready.
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It was so insufferable. She's like. I mean, Amanda's awful. Like, she is so awful. Like, I see her and I'm like, you are the worst. But I am so, so entertained by the other women being so annoyed by her. But it is starting to teeter into that. That place of like. Okay, now I'm getting annoyed at her too. But she is, she is like. But I don't know.
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She sucks. Yeah, she sucks. She's so. But it is funny because she's the one there. I think the casting was like, okay, everyone to see. I mean, it's kind of like low energy. Beverly Hills has been showing low energy. What we really need to energize these women is someone to hate. So let's get if. If Sutton's gonna only drink five drinks a day now we need to get somebody in here who's just going to be hateable for these women and just let them beat up on somebody for the whole season. And enter Amanda. They. I think they saw Amanda breaking Kyle's floors on Instagram and they were like, hire her. She'll make Kyle crazy. Do it.
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Absolutely. So Rachel's like, yeah. She was like, loud as in that car.
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Yeah. It feels performative. Like, oh, look at me. I have a great business.
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I'm so successful. We know that. Yeah.
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Also coming from Erica. I mean, Erica spent her first. I mean, everyone forgets. What? I don't think everyone forgets, but we forget sometimes. What Erica started the show as like, I'm rich as I could do anything I want. I've got private jets, I've got a huge ass. Talking about her money non stop. I mean, she was 20 times as bad as Amanda. She really was. And her whole thing wasn't manifesting. It was like, yeah, some old man trimming over his balls. What the fuck do I care? I got a plane, I got a church in my house. So Erica can stop it with the performative because please, seriously, she's literally a performer.
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So Erica's like, well, she wrote a book. She's successful. That's her business. Yeah. Godspeed. I like, don't love the name Money Queen, but, like, that's like, not for me to judge. Even though I just am basically judging it right now. It's not for me to judge if that's the name of our business. So, like, women supporting women. That's like what I do. But, like, stupid theme, stupid name, stupid brand.
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Yeah. Like, sometimes people, like, perceive me as being over the top. Like, I mean, look at me. I'm just like nuts, right? Like, I'm totally crazy. You look at me and you see like a high speed chase. I'm like, I'm crazy. Did you hear the part about like, the only thing I know how to wear during the day is, like, a robe. Nuts. So, like, I'm quiet about my work and my business and my accomplishments and whatever I've achieved in my life. I mean, you're wearing my clothes and you're sitting on my pillows, so what do I need to even say about it?
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I'm, like, so quiet about, like, my business. Like, in fact, I don't even like saying the word business. Like, when I say business, I go business. Because it's, like, I'm so quiet about it. Which is why everyone got a gift bag with, like, Rachel's old products last week. Because it was, like, a quiet gift bag. Like, if you. You probably couldn't even hear them. Like, they don't even make noise when you squish them. They're like, not, like, because it's a quiet. A quiet business.
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Yeah, she's like an airline attendant from the 60s, this girl. And Erica just looks at her like, the 60s. I want. I want to live in the 60s. What the are you talking about? It takes her a minute to get it. She goes, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, hi, I'm a pan. I'm a flight attendant. Like, I've got the demeanor of, like, okay, like, how should I respond to this? Like, what should my reaction to this be?
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I'm, like, trying to meet your needs. Like, do you want pretzels? Do you want.
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Do you want coffee right now? I'm rich. So then we go to Canyon Creative Studio interior design store, and Kyle enters, you know, like, in jeans or something, but they're doing the slow motion where, like, jeans. She's like, oh, yes, I'm going to. Someone's going to a furniture store in Beverly Hills. Couches and couches for girls. Couches. Couches for girls.
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Yeah. Kyle is like. She's got these big Jean shorts. They're, like, puffy, and they are.
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They're long.
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And so then Amanda comes in, and she's wearing this sundress and crimped hair and everything, and she's like, hi. She's like, oh, okay. So are you looking for anything specific to destroy my home with? No, it's for, like, Newport, actually. Like, actually, everything's, like, done other than the theater. Wait, wait. You guys want to hear about the theater? No, this is for my Beverly Hills home. And sometimes it's hard to remember with all our homes. Oh, my God. Let's do a flashback of us looking at the theater, guys. Come on, let's go back to that.
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I'm sorry, did I mispronounce it? I Meant to say theater. So, yeah, we're doing my theater. And so we see them in their home theater. And she's like, I don't want the couches. Like, I want a couch here and then I want a couch there. I don't want chairs, Eddie.
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I want those, like, love sack piece in the front. You know, the ones that cost 4, $500,000. Put them in the front so that way that no one wants to sit on them. Yeah.
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And Eddie's like, yeah, you better listen to her. She's about five minutes away from cutting a.
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Thanks, Eddie. That I really appreciated you standing up for me like that.
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I manifested that I went on Justin Martindale's podcast. I think it'll come out in a couple weeks. But I recorded it yesterday with him. He's so funny. And he was talking about Eddie and he really verbalized something that I didn't say. Because, you know, like a lot of times you get in trouble. He doesn't give a fuck about getting in trouble, I'll tell you that. But sometimes we get in trouble for saying things like, that guy's probably gay. You know, like, you're not supposed to say that. I get that. It's like basic manners. And I don't know that he's gay or not, but he does definitely do things. Like in that first scene where he's like, I don't think they know you because like, in one more second you're gonn cut a. Or he'll be like, reader for filth girl. You know, we were dying laughing about that. And how she's like, yeah, you know, I met my husband in west Hollywood. Like, I was crossing Santa Monica boulevard going from like one gay bar to the other gay bar, and then the husband I manifested was right there saying, read a bitch, girl. You know? So, like, we're in love, we got married. Now I support him and I pay for everything.
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That is really funny if you think about it. Oh my God. So Kyle's like, so how is everything? Do you want to talk about Dorit? I will let you do that right now if you'd like it. I am a shell of my former self. Like, what are you? Little wealthy shell?
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What do you. Those little Russian dolls that keep coming apart and. And there's another one inside? Because you were a shell before. How many shells are you?
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You're just like. You know when you make a three egg omelette and then you sort of like, you crack the first egg and you sort of put it down for a moment, you crack the Second egg and sort of nest it in the other one. That's what she is. She's just a bunch of old omelette shells.
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I actually saw a video on the Internet of somebody cracking an egg. And then it said, once in a lifetime experience. And then they cracked the second egg, but there was another full eggshell inside with another egg. How does that happen? What. What kind of. What kind of steroids are you taking to be double egging it? Like, that's crazy. And they ate the egg. They cooked it. They ate it.
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Wow. Did they eat it like Rob on the Traders. I'm telling you, stuffing it in his mouth. We'll get to that. Everyone.
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Isn't that just a sign of being a trader? The love of hard boiled eggs. It's so bizarre how it happens every season on that show. It's so bizarre.
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Eggs are the tell. What I was going to say is I once saw a video on YouTube of people.
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They were.
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They were like, they cracked for some reason. They, like, cracked open an egg and there was like two yolks in it. And then they cracked open another one. It was two yolks. And they went through, like, their entire thing of eggs. And each egg had a double yolk in it. And they were, like, losing their minds. I mean, it was crazy. That stayed with me. That stayed with me for like 10 or 12 years.
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Everyone, we both have eggs.
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I always think about that. Like, can you imagine all those double yolks?
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Double yolks. It's. It's something, you know, we need to watch our former self. We're. We're doing something to our food supply. Okay, guys.
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Yeah.
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Something is happening out there. We need to discuss it. So what's happening? She's like, yeah, I'm Michelle. So, like, Rachel's party took a toll on me. Like, I woke up every 30 minutes all night long with my heart, like, my heart was, like, pounding. And that says to me that my body experienced that interaction as a physiological threat. Oh, God, please stop.
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That means that you had too much salt.
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It means you're on a Housewives show and someone tried to start a fight with you at dinner. Okay, if you're gonna be like, physiological threat, you're a physiological threat. Just go. I mean, my God, it's like the person, their first week at work, they've already had a cold three times and just keep calling in sick. Like, you can't just get mad at me because I have a cold. That's against the rules. No, I don't want a week person living Here. Okay. Survival of the fittest. You are a bad apple. You will no longer be working at applebee's. Go.
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This is my favorite version of Kyle richards, when Kyle is less concerned about protecting her image and more thinking to herself, am I really gonna have to shoot a full season with this cuckoo right here? Kyle is like. She's nodding supportively and, like, pursing her lips, and her eyes are bulging. Like, are we getting this on camera?
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Yeah. And Kyle doesn't even like dorit, so she's ready for this girl to come for dorit. She's just like, oh, God, I have to hang out with this person to get to the means to my end or whatever. Like, this is the means to my end, you know, like, oh, God.
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And Amanda's like, I, like, couldn't sleep. Like, I don't have emotional breakdowns truly, ever, but it was like, every 15 minutes. Heart racing, headache, fever, sweats. My temperature was up. It was. You had the flu. You have the flu. You're not.
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The only thing that calmed me down was my husband singing, is there life after love? I mean, seriously, you know, I'm like, a really grounded person. I like to keep my wits about me. So thank you for complimenting me and saying that I stayed cool and calm and collected because. Yeah. And car goes, yeah, I don't really got upset, so, you know, if I. If I get upset. No, she goes, yeah, I'm. I don't stay calm. Eclectic, because, like, if I get upset, like, it's hard for me to keep my wits about me. So, like, I mean, you were very composed. You were very composed.
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Like, dorit was acting in a way that felt aggressive and like, there was an attack energy. This is not how classy women behave. I expected remorse from Dorit at the very least. And I heard crickets. And what people don't know is that, like, crickets are a very aggressive insect. And I just felt very attacked. And I just would like to draw a boundary against the crickets because I could not sleep thinking about those crickets.
C
Yeah. You know, like, she disrespected me and she respect. Disrespected my son on the anniversary of his. Oh, she did not call, like, your son fat or something. Come on, now. She's, like, taking this too much. She's taking this too far now. Dorit was wrong last. When someone says there's. There's. As we said last week, if somebody says, you know what? My son died. This is the anniversary of my son's death. Whether or not you thinking There. Whether or not you think they're using that as a card, they did use the card. You cannot keep playing once the stopper has been used. It's just tacky. Dorit should have known better. So Dorit was 100% wrong, but Amanda is going to completely use her son's death to get, you know, to. To make points, and that's disgusting. If anyone's disrespecting your son right now, it's you. Like, this is gross. This is like vir on gross. Now stop.
D
She is going to. But what's funny is that later in the episode, Bose is basically like, well, I've got that card too, and I've got the husband card as well, so good luck, bitch.
C
Bose is like, Bose became a national. I mean, Bose was already pretty beloved. I think on this show. Especially, you know, here in this house, we already love bows. But this, I mean, I'm getting a Bose poster for my bedroom now because I was like, holy shit. Like, just to lay it out like that and be like, no, she's using it and that's it. Like, she shouldn't do that. That's. That's disrespectful. Who does that? You know, I was like, yes, yes, President. President Bose.
D
I'm excited because I feel like Bose has not done enough this season and it's not even her fault. I just feel like the show hasn't given her enough. Except for the, you know, the IVF storyline. I was, I. I was on Lendra Tooks, his show earlier this week. It'll be coming out sometime soon. And we were talking about this, and I was like, I really don't like when Bravo saddles someone, a relatively newbie, like a sophomore, sophomore season person, with the IVF storyline, because obviously it's a very relatable storyline. Lots of millions of people go through this journey, so I know that's why Bravo puts it in there. But the truth is, if we were. If we really have to, like, get down to brass tacks of what the IVF storyline is on Bravo. So it's usually watching someone do shots or not do shots, take shots, and then maybe they might cry or maybe they'll self tip. But, like, it wasn't good for Megan King Edmonds. It wasn't good for Candace. It hasn't been very compelling for Bose. Quad's doing it right now. And it's. She's only getting away with it because usually after she takes a shot, she's like, why? Okay? But, like, it's just. I'm I'm afraid I was like, Bose, I feel like, was such a good. Had such a good first year. She's such a good addition. And now, like, they're sort of putting her in the slot of, like, trying to have a baby, taking my shot. And I just. I'm like, there's nothing wrong with that. I think it's just. I don't think it's compelling television.
C
Yeah. I don't think anyone on this show has the most groundbreaking personal storylines. I mean, Kyle's got her thing with Mo. I guess that's kind of. Dorit has her divorce. You know, there's kind of that stuff. But I don't think this Cat, this cast really shines with the group work and the arguments, because no one really has a story. So I forgive her for that. I think she's been pretty good in the. In all the group scenes and calling everything out, and I think it's exactly what this group needs. It's kind of taking the Garcelle role because that's what Garcelle did. She would call stuff out, you know, But I just feel like I would.
D
Like her to center her a little bit more. I guess that's more of what it is. I feel like sometimes the people who are in the IVF storylines just wind up on the side and their whole thing is they're in the bathroom giving themselves, administrating their own shots and. But meanwhile, we're stuck with endless scenes of Kyle Richards moping around. And I just, you know, maybe Jimmy.
C
Fallon show, you know, like, making that and coming up with the ideas to do that or whatever she's doing, you know, like, her.
D
Yeah. I'm not saying that there's nothing going on in Bose's life. I'm just saying I wish the show gave her more to do on her solo scenes. And again, it's not to take away. I'm not being like, oh, stupid ivf, who cares? Because millions of people go through it. They identify with it, but I just am not sure for me. And maybe, maybe, you know, I'm speaking through the lens of a guy who doesn't really deal with this stuff, but for me, it's just not terribly compelling.
C
Well, thanks for ruining the. Bose just became a National hero Day, Ben.
D
No, I'm saying she is a national hero, and this is. And, like, the show should lean into this. What's going on here?
C
Because Holiday canceled everybody go back to work.
D
She's been on the sidelines for all these episodes, and finally, she is like, has a really good episode today. And it's like, we should. The show should have been trying to find these moments for her all season long, is what I'm saying. It's actually a very pro bows moment. Pros bono. So anyway, back to Kyle. And Kyle is like, well, I do wish that once you said that, you know, she would have liked to have said let's. I wish when Dorit said, you know, we. We can talk about it another day. I wish you would have said that. That you don't want to talk about this because, well, those are words that should just stop anyone in their tracks. Right? Like, shouldn't that have happened? And we see.
C
Yes. And that's true. They should have. They should have stopped. But still.
D
Yeah, like, yes. And. And Dorit, it is funny watching it back how doit is like, I'm so sorry that you're going through that, and it's a terrible thing. And I. I will. I will stop talking about it right this instance. But as I do stop, in the silence that remains, perhaps you can think about why you have an opinion about someone who's going through a divorce who you don't really know very well, and maybe you should address that about why you have these things to say about me and bk. Thank you very much.
C
Yeah. And Carl's like, well, I mean, like, obviously I can understand, like, Amanda being, like, super sensitive, but, like, anyone in her shoes would be sensitive. I just don't think Dorit meant it like Amanda thinks she did. I mean, Dorit didn't know that information, but the point is that she found out the information and she kept going, kyle. But, yeah, nice try. And Kyle says, well, does it bother you the way that she addressed it, or does it bother you like most said, once you told her it was the anniversary of the baby Pass. Yes, Kyle, that. Yes, that's what she's saying. And she's like, no, what bothers me the most is that she thinks it's appropriate to verbally accost someone with an accusation and aggression instead of asking them a question. I mean, it would have been highly inappropriate if it was the anniversary of Zion's death or not. And it's a whole. It's a whole nother thing that I told her that I couldn't gather my thoughts. And, you know, she goes off and stuff like that, but, you know, coming at you with aggression. She really didn't come up with you. At you with aggression. She was like, I heard you were talking about me, and you were nice to me before, so why are you Talking about me now. I'm. I don't. I think in Housewives world, that's not really aggression, but it's not.
D
And Amanda has something else to say that's pretty devastating, which is, I will not go to dinner parties feeling emotionally unsafe. Okay, well, everyone, we gotta stop production. Let's make sure she feels emotionally safe before we shoot the next scene. This is very important. Then this is where Kyle goes. I mean, it's giving Crystal Minkoff. And we see a flashback of Crystal being like, I was violated. The word violation means it's the abuse of privacy. I'm like, how dare you? I'm sorry.
C
I know.
D
That was, like, a whole thing back then. Amanda Francis is not Crystal. Okay? Like, I'm sorry. That was rude. Crystal is so much better than Amanda. I'm not even saying this because Crystal's coming on the show on Monday. Like, Crystal was, like, head and shoulders better than Amanda. Amanda is, like, truly the stereotype of, like, the aging millennial, but, like. And Crystal is an aging millennial as well. But, like. Or elder. Elder millennial. Not aging millennial. She's a decrepit old millennial. But.
C
Okay, well, crappy hours, just us on. No, just kidding.
D
I know.
C
You know, I think what Kyle is saying is, like, it's. That is because the old. The older cast, it looks at these younger ones, they can't deal with it. It's like, I'm emotionally unsafe. I can't. Like, I was violated, you know? So I got. I definitely got what she was. I definitely got what she was saying here. Like, oh, God, here we go. Like, you don't feel safe at work. Okay, honey. Right.
D
Amanda is more of the stereotype that, like, when people talk about the millennials, because this was the big thing over the past, like. Like seven or eight years about how millennials sort of talk and how they draw boundaries and, like, I can't be. I can't do this at work. And Gen Zers do this as well. And, like, yes, Crystal dipped into that language or dipped into that sort of, you know, that. That. That. That approach. But Amanda is the true stereotype here. When she's like, I won't have my cortisol spike and my nervous system dysregulated because she can't speak to me like an adult. God, it's amazing.
C
You know what? Let me tell you something. If you get cortisol spikes and you get dysregulated nervous systems because of a conversation at dinner, I literally don't want to buy your book on how to be better. You know what I mean? Like, you're a self help person and you're this fucking weak willed. Like, I don't need to take any lessons from you, but thanks. Love the font on your shitty website and love the black card art in your house. Like, I'm not taking your class.
D
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So Kyle's like, yeah, she's gonna, like, have to get thicker skin to be in this group. She goes, you know, I mean, you have boundaries and that's good. She goes, well, I'm gonna have to set a goddamn boundary. But that's okay because it wouldn't be the first time I set a boundary in my life, that's for sure. Amanda, Boundary queen. Oh, my God. Write it down. Siri, write down boundary queen. Write it down. Manifested that this Birkin bitch.
D
I just had a cortisol spike. But like a good kind because it's like, creative. So now upbeat music and Bose and her car show Bose and her friend. I'm sorry. And her car. They show up at a restaurant. So Bose is there with what is.
C
Is Michael the only one allowed to have a friend? That's a car. Okay, Kit's not the only friendly car.
D
Hello, car. The car is actually just Nico. Nico transforms into a car. Use a car all this time. Nico, get into your car form. Take me to Beverly Hills.
C
Pulling around the car bows. I'll be right there. Stay tight.
D
Did it.
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Did it. They should update my rider with Nico playing the car.
D
Nico. That's good.
C
Hey, Your car is here, by the way. There's an omelet in the front seat. I don't want an omelet, Nico. Sorry, sorry. Just put in the back seat. I'll take care of it later.
D
I like your version of it. You like it?
C
My Bobby McFerrin remix. God damn. That was. That was a good number. That was a banging number. Now that it's back in my head, it's gonna be there the whole episode.
D
Banging number.
C
So Bose and her friend come and it's. It's dark.
D
So they arrive at. At Cantina Frida and Bose is like, I love this place. I think it's Mexican, but with like a little mix. I'm like, it's Mexican. Like, you can see around. Suppose like Summer is my sister from another mister. We did cheerleading together and she swam and I did track and we would cheer each other on at each other's meats. It was great. And we see a really cute picture of the two of them from 1993. And then Kyle and Dorit show up and everything. And Bose is saying, how know she and Summer been friends ever since high school. And Summer is actually from Oklahoma and she visits Bose in LA once a year. And Bose is like, yes. When I moved to Colorado Springs from Ghana, it was a huge culture shock. I went from this vibrant, sunny, spicy culture to landing in a cold place that served hot dogs and had people talking about a hat store called Kimasabis. It was a very stark place, if you know what I mean. She sort of like points it.
C
She points at her skin. It's like. Like, you get it? It was stark. Very stark. I cracked up when she goes, yeah. I got off the plane in a place hot, sold hot dogs.
D
It's like the disgust.
C
The disgust of the hot dog.
D
It's also so funny in the same week or like, where angel has just been like, ladies, welcome to Colorado. This is the most luxurious, beautiful place in the entire world. And then Bose is like, it's boring. And they sell hot dogs here. Two very different perspectives on the stage.
C
There were a lot of Gretchen's, There were some Annettes, some Gwen's, and definitely a Summer. Definitely.
D
Her disdain for Colorado Springs is hilarious.
C
And you know who over Summer is. Is like, she's gathered people around like, oh, my God, I know a Real Housewife of Beverly. She's. She. Summer, she's like, damn it. Like, wow, she really hated you, huh, Summer? Okay, well, everybody, the show's over. Let's go home. Just go home.
D
All right, well, Summer, here's Oh, Dorit, this is Summer. Because everyone shows up and a lot of air.
C
Oh, sorry for. I didn't realize this girl was named Summer. There was definitely a Summer. This one I liked. Never mind. I. I take back everything I just said about Summers.
D
So Bose is like, dorit, you should talk to Summer over here. She's been through a tough divorce as well. Look, she's got cutouts on, always the first sign and some.
C
Sorry, but dude, are there tortas here? Can I have a fish torta? That's sandwich.
D
They're so hard to find anywhere you go. Fish sandwiches.
C
So Summer's like, I was a stay at home mom and my ex was able to get temporary full custody of our kids for over two years it took to get to trial. So I get it, girl. Did he eat chips in bed? No, you don't understand what it's like.
D
Well, her ex's lawyer. Military jag.
C
You.
D
How dare you marry my son. I'd never approve that. No jag. Not Jagger.
C
You've married. The car? No.
D
Jack. Oh, the TV show. Congratulations. Oh, no. Summer's like, yeah, so I went from seeing my kids all the time to just every weekend, every two weeks, and it literally almost killed me. Oh my God, that's terrible. I'm not gonna ask you any more questions. You're too plain.
C
She's like, yeah, you guys are so. Kyle and Dori, you guys are both going through bad times, right? And Kyle's like, ah, well, our situations are different. You and Mo are friends, right? Kyle Coyle? I mean, luckily in your situation, when you. You first saw some P of Mo, did it ever cross your mind that you wanted to foil.
D
She's like, yeah, I wanted to file a report for more hats from Kimasabi. I love hats. Guys. Hat. Summer, you know about hats? Have you ever heard about a hat? They're great. You should put one on your head.
C
I can shop anywhere. And both like, well, why didn't you file that if you wanted to? She was. Well, it's like a very, very big decision and it's scary. It's not just me, you know, I'm thinking of everybody, you know, and when I was in Aspen. Respect. Recently, I just. I felt invisible. And, you know, then I thought, well, it's time. Maybe you'll see me if I divorce him. But then I come back and it's like, oh, it's easier like this. You know, we're good friends and I know he loves me and we get along. So check. You felt invisible to him, Kyle, you Felt invisible. Kyle, are you here? Did Kyle go to the bathroom? I'm right here. Oh, I get where he's coming from. I can't lie. I get where he's coming from. Yeah.
D
So Kyle says that they travel as a family, and even though they travel as a family, they have separate rooms, and it's all nice, and they do the activity for the day, yada, yada, yada. But, like, sometimes she'll, like, come in to the kitchen for breakfast, and he'll be there, and he's, like, not really paying attention to her because he'll be drinking his coffee and checking his phone. I'm like, yeah, he's on Tinder right now. He's not paying attention to you whatsoever. And I don't think he has been paying attention to. Have you noticed that anytime Mauricio talks to Kyle, he always looks like he's trying desperately to pass some sort of like. Like, eye exam? He's always like, oh, he's always squinting.
C
He's always shocked that she's bringing stuff up on tv. I think it's like they have some agreement that she's not gonna bring stuff up on tv. And then she brings it up, and he's always like, oh. Like, he gives her this look like, what are you doing right now, Kyle? Like, he did that the whole last season when she's like, mauricio, I'm really hurting this marriage. And be like, he just, like, looked confused. Like, we just talked 15 minutes ago, and you didn't have a problem, and now you do. He's just always completely shocked by everything that she says. I just very uncomfortable with tears.
D
Yes. I think that he's. His face always looks like he's about to say, is that a C? No, it's an F. F. It's an F. It's an F. It's a C.
C
Oh, he looks like Kathy Hilton playing wheel of fortune. Whenever Kyle starts talking, like, yeah, you know. But on the other hand, Kyle, you did leave that man. And now you're, like, coming into the kitchen and expecting all this adoration at breakfast. Why your roommates. And the man is swiping his phone. Who doesn't get on their phone and start swiping while they're drinking their coffee first thing in the morning. The morning. That's just what life is.
D
I'm not making good eye contact in the morning, I'll tell you that much. This is Kyle's biggest. You know, this is. Her insecurity is being invisible. Right. She was raised in the shadows of Kim Richards, who was a large child star while Kyle was on the show about the maid who was a ghost. And she has Kathy Hilton. I mean, these are facts.
C
How dare you? She was also on Little House.
D
House. Kyle was on Little House, but Kim was on a little bit Bigger House. Okay, and you have Kathy, who is like the wealthy one. And Kyle has been yearning, she yearns to be the apex, but then when she gets the apex, she doesn't know what to do with herself. And so she finds someone else sort of like be with. And then she pushes them away. I mean, this is just. It's her cycle. So now she is. This is the worst thing in the world is for her to be. To be like invisible. And she's feeling that from. From.
C
Yeah. And I think it's the. It's what she. You know, I think it was. What we figured in the beginning was that Kyle left Mo and she had an affair with this woman, did all this stuff, kind of an attempt to get attention from Mo and it backfired and he was like, oh, okay, you're leaving me? Okay, I'm gonna date a 20 year old or whatever. And she was like, wait a minute. You were supposed to beg for me. You're supposed to be begging. Okay, so you want to come back to the house? Okay, maybe I'll consider letting you come back to. Oh, no, it's okay. I got an apartment. What? Do you even have towels? I don't need them. What do you mean you don't need towels? You know, Kyle's just like going through. She's spinning out because she thought that he was going to be like begging her back. And he's really acting like he just finished the last day of school. He's like, party. Yeah, Kimo Sabi. I hang out at Kimo Sabi now for breakfast. Okay. It's just where I go. You never know who you're going to meet.
D
I saw Giselle there. Hey, Giselle.
C
Hey. So, boom.
D
Wait, I just want to say something. That made show down to Earth had 106 episodes. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? I thought that was a one season wonder. That is a full on. That is like four years. That t. A four year old TV show that had. That could get into syndication. I take it all back. Great work, Kyle. You made it.
C
I think that's a year away from syndication, right? Don't they have to. Didn't the rule used to be five years?
D
I think it was five years and 100 episodes. So maybe just short of syndication, which is why? It does not consciousness.
C
Oh, they're like. Well, you would have made syndication in two weeks, but you were canceled. Sorry, but Kim was just delivered a pile of money for no reason. Okay, everybody, thanks for the work. We'll see you later. Oh, I just got a note for Kyle. It says, laura Ingalls hates you. Please do not come back to set. Sorry, it's a bad day for you. It's a bad day for you.
D
It's not going so well for the Little House in the Prairie alums at the moment, but, you know, whatever. So Dorit is.
C
What else happened to who else is in trouble?
D
Well, there's the Melissa Gilbert situation with Timothy Bus.
C
Oh, her husband.
D
Talking about. Were we just talking about Timothy Busfield?
C
Were we? I don't know. I don't remember. I don't think so.
D
Honestly, I don't. I don't know what life is anymore. So Dorit says, can I ask you something, honey? That's when. That's. By the way, this is when it's always bad. The combination of honey and then she goes friend to friend, like, oh, you can ask honey. Friends. Friends who enjoy honey to other friends who enjoy honey. Honey friends. Do you think in the back of your mind the reason why you wouldn't. You wouldn't file is because you thought maybe there's a chance the two of you would reconcile?
C
Do you ever think, oh, it's me, it's me. Here, look at me. Who said reconcile? It's me, Mauricio, right here at dinner. And they're like, oh, my God, it's Mauricio. The Mauricio. Well, well, well, look who's here. We were just talking about you. I was just talking to you in my mind, my inner voice. I told you, Maurice, I just found fish sandwiches. They're called tortas here.
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Ah, yes, I think I recognize some people here. Hi, ladies. Hi, Giselle. Mauricio. Giselle's not here. Sorry, I'm just kind of. It's kind of. My thing is just to walk into places and recognize people now. Hey, everyone, this is the end of part one of this recap for part two. Keep an eye on your podcast feed. It is coming up in just a moment. Thanks so much for listening. Catch you on the second half. Watch what crap. INS would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. It's always a party on Alison Block.
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In this episode, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam recap The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 15, Episode 7: "Headlines and Heartbreak." The hosts enthusiastically dissect the interpersonal drama of RHOBH, zeroing in on the escalating feud between housewives Amanda and Dorit, Kyle's emotional void, and the group's inability to handle a "hateable villain." Digressions include hot takes on streaming shows, egg-related metaphors, and passionate support for national hero Bose.
| Timestamp | Segment Description | | ----------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | 01:03-04:14 | Announcements, Crappies preview, teasing RHOBH recap | | 04:37-06:36 | Palm Royale and Palm Beach show recommendations | | 09:29-12:52 | Rachel at Erika’s ‘broom closet’ house — mocking the home and fashion choice | | 14:21-19:21 | Dissecting Amanda’s car phone call; Erika and Rachel trash Amanda’s performativity | | 25:36-27:24 | Amanda’s “physiological threat” and health spiral—mocked by both hosts | | 29:13-31:56 | Bose calls Amanda out; hosts anoint her “national hero” | | 32:49-37:28 | IVF storyline critique and Bravo's handling of solo scenes | | 37:28-39:16 | Amanda invokes “emotional safety”; generational shade and boundary jokes | | 44:14-48:55 | Kyle’s marital woes, nostalgia for invisibility, Mauricio roasts |
True to Watch What Crappens style, the episode is playful, irreverently mocking, and full of layered banter. Hosts alternate between rapid-fire jokes, campy voices imitating housewives, deeper insights about reality TV archetypes, and occasional detours through their own pop cultural touchstones. Their roasting is sharp but affectionate, and the energy is high whenever the show gives them a juicy feud to dissect.
This summary captures the energy, humor, and major through-lines of the episode. Whether you’re catching up before the next half drops, or seeking a crash-course in Crappens-style RHOBH analysis, you’ll find all the essential context, running gags, and top moments right here.