Watch What Crappens: Vanderpump Rules S12E9 “Incest Karma’s Gonna Get You”
Podcast Episode #3203 — February 5, 2026
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Episode Overview
This episode dives headfirst into the drama-soaked world of Vanderpump Rules, Season 12 Episode 9. Ben and Ronnie revel in the chaotic Paso Robles cast trip, where frank discussions—and arguments—about OnlyFans, romantic (and not-so-romantic) entanglements, hurt feelings, and the now-notorious “incest” accusations reach a chaotic peak. The hosts keep up their signature mix of sharp wit, sarcasm, and genuine Bravo love as they break down the darkest, weirdest, and most hilarious moments from the episode.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Vanderpump Rules’ Changing Status on Bravo [03:40]
- Ben reflects on how the show has shifted from Bravo’s non-Housewives darling to an “underdog” clinging for survival, comparing its journey to that of Summer House.
- “Now we have a situation where Summer House is a preeminent Bravo show … And Vanderbilt Rules is our little runt now.” [04:21]
- The hosts note how the cast’s current drama is more “clinging to relevance” than ever.
2. Morning After Mayhem in Paso Robles [05:02–12:21]
- Natalie’s mishap: Ben and Ronnie recount Natalie’s claim she “didn’t know there were stairs,” mocking her for falling and the general cluelessness around basic household objects (like blenders and staircases).
- “I haven't used this side of the house, so I didn’t even know there were stairs there.” [05:52]
- Venus’ wild night: Venus brags about making out with everyone, branding Natalie her “least favorite kisser” due to an aggressive tongue technique.
- “She stuck her strawberry tongue down my mouth. Gross.” [08:37]
3. OnlyFans Antics & Homegrown Chaos [11:04–13:51]
- The boys introduce a double-sided dildo, prompting squeals and typical OnlyFans-brand shenanigans, with Venus joking, “I should use it as a phone case.” [11:27]
- Angelica’s horror at the dildo meets classic Ronnie snark: “This is why I date older men.” [12:32]
4. Paso Robles Winery Escapades [13:51–18:23]
- The crew rides a party bus to local wineries.
- Ben and Ronnie poke fun at Audrey’s oddly sudden demand for “romance” from her new OnlyFans guy, Chris, lampooning the low bar for expectations on this show:
- “You’re not finding romance at Vanderpump Rules, okay? … You’re not in Bridgerton.” [14:19]
- The hosts mock Natalie’s “best pepper” discovery, treating every winery snack as a life event.
- “This is the best pepper I’ve ever had ... wish my dad could prescribe me more peppers.” [15:35]
5. Toasts, Tears, and “Incestuous” Comments [16:40–21:19]
- Marcus and Venus publicly make up, prompting emotional toasts and declarations (“At the end, you’re my bitch, okay, I fucking love you” [17:17]).
- Kim, Venus, and Natalie all have their own emotional closure moments, with Demi drolly undercutting Jason’s attempts at vulnerability (“Bombshell!” [18:42]).
6. World Dog Day in West Hollywood [21:43–24:29]
- Lisa Vanderpump’s signature dog event makes a cameo. Hosts note it’s odd the new cast doesn’t attend, and lampoon Lisa’s self-importance:
- “Dogs just want to be loved and fed, like my husband, really.” [24:18]
- Tom Schwartz ambles in for a brief, comic reminder of the “elder cast.”
7. Back to Winery Drama: Accusations Fly [26:11–35:35]
- Jason vents to Chris about Angelica, prompting speculation if she’s deliberately baiting him.
- Angelica’s “incestuous” accusation regarding Jason and Chris' OnlyFans content kicks off a storm.
- Ben: “So what was so shocking... Angelica hadn’t even seen the video…she had merely just read the description. That’s crazy.” [32:59]
- The hosts break down how “shady captions” are a marketing trick—not an accurate representation—and mock both sides of the argument:
- “The problem isn’t that you were fucking your cousin. The problem is that you weren’t fucking your cousin. Do you understand?” [35:14]
8. Everyone’s Judging, No One’s Owning It [36:02–44:55]
- Demi tries to stay Switzerland but eventually admits to judging the guys for their content—though not as loudly as Angelica.
- The hosts highlight the hypocrisy:
- “Demi’s such a hypocrite because she had a lot more to say too…She was totally grossed out by that.” [44:23]
9. Angelica’s Emotional Spiral & Shane Backs Away [46:32–54:22]
- Angelica gets more emotional, crying in Shane’s lap, admitting her breakup pain, and seeking comfort from the group.
- Shane, meanwhile, starts avoiding her and engineers a “breakup” conversation where he gently ends things and sets boundaries.
- Shane: “I don’t want to get involved in that way because…a model has been shot having sex in sewers. It’s just a rough and tumble lifestyle.” [53:28]
10. Late-Night & Morning-Afters: Clinginess Rampant [58:33–62:41]
- Angelica’s insistence on staying on the couch near Shane, texting “You up?” at night, and physically reaching for his hand in the car, are painfully dissected.
- Ben: “It’s so awkward. I feel so bad for Shane, you know, because…The moment I move my hand, she’s gonna grab it.” [62:34]
- The hosts pull no punches, diagnosing “stage five clinger” energy and warning of more awkwardness to come.
11. Final Thoughts & Hilarious Recap [62:46–63:10]
- The episode wraps with Ben and Ronnie encouraging everyone to vote in their “Crappies” awards and teasing future recaps, signing off with signature shade and affection.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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Ben (on the OnlyFans scandal):
“Did I put his dick in my mouth maybe? Did he put his dick in my butt maybe not incestuous. It’s not like we touch each other in a sexual way. Just penetrated a little bit.” [34:06] -
Ronnie (lampooning cast’s expectations):
“Expecting to get a boyfriend from being on Vanderpump Rules is like expecting to get a really good culinary experience from Sir.” [14:30] -
Venus (mocking the “incest” accusation):
“The incestuous comment…That is character assassination. No, it’s—they were literally…doing sexual stuff together…” [38:56] -
Shane (on his wild past):
“Yeah, I lost my virginity in the sewer. That was pretty fun.” [09:16] -
Ben (on Angelica’s meltdown):
“I think she knows she lost this argument…she’s pulling this, 'Oh my God, you guys, it’s really hard for me…going through a breakup right now…'” [51:51]
Timestamps for Important Segments
- [03:40] – Changing status of VPR and Bravo rankings
- [05:27] – Paso Robles’ morning chaos and Natalie’s accident
- [11:04] – OnlyFans props drama (double-sided dildo)
- [13:51] – Winery trip and the romance storyline’s absurdity
- [16:40] – Emotional toast and (pseudo) reconciliation
- [21:43] – Lisa Vanderpump’s World Dog Day
- [26:11] – Back at the winery, Angelica vs. Jason showdown begins
- [32:59] – Revelation: Angelica never watched the OnlyFans video
- [35:14] – Hosts debate the “real scandal”
- [46:32] – Angelica’s emotional unraveling; group dynamics shift
- [53:28] – Shane’s ultimate boundary-setting conversation
- [58:33] – The morning after: Angelica’s escalating clinginess
Tone & Host Dynamics
Ben and Ronnie maintain their irreverent, hilarious, and occasionally ruthless recap style, blending pop culture references (Bridgerton, Fargo), gay wit, and classic Bravo snark.
- The summary includes direct, unfiltered quotes reflective of the hosts’ banter.
- They champion accountability, call out cast members’ hypocrisy and delusions, and deliver biting—yet affectionate—commentary throughout.
For the Uninitiated: Key Takeaway
If you’ve missed the episode, know that:
- There’s a huge blowup around OnlyFans content and accusations of “incest,” but these are rooted in performative outrage, not reality.
- Angelica is spiraling, both romantically and emotionally, while Shane desperately escapes her well-intentioned but suffocating advances.
- Virtually every group member is guilty of judgment, hypocrisy, or deflection—leading to comic, cringe-inducing chaos.
- Ben and Ronnie’s summary is as much about laughing at Bravo as it is about (sort of) loving it.
Don’t miss the hosts’ own “Crappies” awards soon, and catch up on this and future episodes for more Bravo drama and shade!