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Ben Maner
Watch what happens. Watch what happens. Who cares what happens? When there's no Watch what happens. Who cares what happens?
Co-host or Commentator
There's so much that happens.
Ben Maner
Hello and welcome to Watch what Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Maner, and joining me today is the inimitable, wonderful Mr.
Co-host or Commentator
Oh, wow. Wow. Inimitable? What's that even mean?
Ben Maner
You're one of a kind. Yeah, well, it's true. It's true. And you know what else is one of a kind? The crappies. Even though we do it every year, but every year is one of a kind. It's. You never know. It's like a snowflake. It's different every time. This one is happening on the 27th of February, three weeks from today, and it's going to be in Hollywood at the Fonda Theater, which is going to be great. Not a lot of tickets left, but there are tickets left, so go check that out. Go to watchcraft.com to get your ticket links. We're also live streaming and so if you can't make it to the Fonda or if you can't, you're busy on that Saturday night or Friday night. Have I been saying Saturday? It's Friday night. You can check it out on the live stream. And that's going to be up for two weeks after the show, a replay. And so wherever you are in the world, come join us. It'll be a great, great time. And links to that are also on our website. And the other thing that's on our website is a link to our voting. So you can vote on the general ballot. Right now the idea is that we're going to take the top five or so from each category and we will craft the official ballot, which will go live, I believe on February 16, Monday, and votes for that will determine the winners. So go get voting and go join us on Patreon too for of course, Crapps on Demand, which is video bonus episodes which we just talked about. The Traders. We have a brand new newsletter which is super fun and super funny. And lastly, we have an ad free version of this here podcast. So that's all at Patreon. It's great times. And that's it now, Persian style.
Co-host or Commentator
Yeah. The Valley Person style, season one, episode six, Desert Storm.
Ben Maner
Yeah. So sky has been in a fight. Awkward title.
Co-host or Commentator
So we. Yeah, so go ahead.
Ben Maner
Sky and Gigi have been fighting. We're in the middle of this, like dinner that they've had, they're having. And sky has basically said, you are like the tissue that I wipe my nose with. And then she like gestures and drops an invisible tissue on Gigi. And Gigi's like, oh, you dropped your invisible tissue on my foot. And everyone's mad at her because she's so prissy and she's so stuck up and she wants to go to Erewhon.
Co-host or Commentator
And Amir's like, I love living in Woodland Hills. What's wrong with the Valley? And Bob shots? Like, I just have to say something. It sounds like an excuse, but honestly, I've never ever seen this, ever. I was like, I thought you were going to stand up for your wife.
Ben Maner
I know.
Co-host or Commentator
Still nothing. Your wife just walked off. You're still going to say nothing. And he's like, I don't get it. I hate conflict. I don't get what's going on with these people.
Ben Maner
It's like, I've never seen this side of her. I'm like, you literally see no side of her because you sleep in a different room. She's like, my mind is like, why is she getting out of hand? I've got to admit, I just don't like conflict or my wife, for better or worse.
Co-host or Commentator
And he says, I'm telling you right now, she's not herself. Yes, she is being herself. We see her like this with you all the time. What are you acting like she's not herself? Come on, Bombshot. She is being herself. I personally love it.
Ben Maner
I don't want to. I'm like, I. I mean, I love it.
Co-host or Commentator
So maybe I should marry sky because. Yeah, yeah, I love it. I'm rooting. So it's like, you know, I'm like, bombshot, I'm not trying to have words and duke it out at the table, but the. That she's. That he's even still sitting there and not with his wife is pretty insane. Like, Hel.
Ben Maner
It's wild.
Co-host or Commentator
And why is nobody saying, like, gigi, maybe don't physically assault people again. What are you doing?
Ben Maner
I'm working on myself.
Co-host or Commentator
So.
Ben Maner
So then people are starting to disperse and everything. And Tanina's like, I was in shock. I was in shock that she brought the discount. Like I'm doing a favor for her or anything. She says, you know how much support I've given her that this jewelry line, I promoted it everywhere. I've talked to vendors about it. The list can go on and on. I go to the beach, I tell a seagull I go to. I go to a restaurant, I tell the waiters, I tell people at different tables. I just tell every single person. And this is disrespectful.
Co-host or Commentator
Yeah. She's like, this. This was a slap in the face, acting like she's doing me a favor by giving me a discount on her jewelry. And by the way, this jewelry is not cheap. I mean, have you seen how much this jewelry is? It's a necklace is like $10,000.
Ben Maner
So, yeah, I'm not surprised.
Co-host or Commentator
You better give me a discount, cuz you're fucking crazy. It's like, look at this. A little cross. One of a kind. $18,000. No, ma'. Am.
Ben Maner
No, ma'.
Co-host or Commentator
Am.
Ben Maner
No, no, no.
Co-host or Commentator
She's like, yeah, this is when I stop drinking because I'm getting really mad. And Tani, like, her face never moves and she never shows any emotion at all. She really is just like a block of ice. So I love when she's like. And I'm furious. And this is when I stop drinking.
Ben Maner
Her version of screaming is moving her chin towards her shoulder. Oh. And so sky is packing and Reza comes in.
Reza Jackson
He's like, hey, girl, you should come back out and talk to your friend.
Ben Maner
And she's like, please get out of my face.
Reza Jackson
What?
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Reza Jackson
No, you need to get out of my face, please. Even though you're not in my face, like, somehow I'm not in your face, but you're somehow in my face, so get out of my face. Oh, my God, no, not even in your face.
Co-host or Commentator
And she's like, please, just. Okay, please.
Gigi
And he's like, girl, you need to.
Reza Jackson
Get a grip because you are the rudest person I've ever met.
Co-host or Commentator
Reza, have you not screamed at a woman enough tonight? Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You started this whole fight and now she's removed herself from the situation and you're going to attack her again and now scream through the house again. Fuck off, dude. Jeez.
Ben Maner
Yeah, you need to check.
Reza Jackson
Fucking check your fucking self is what you need to do. Because you're obnoxious, stuck up, and bougie for no fudgeing reason. You were a waitress at Shamshiri. Remember that? You were a waitress.
Ben Maner
I'm like, people are allowed to ascend in life, Reza. People are allowed to have start with humble beginnings.
Reza Jackson
No, you waitress.
Ben Maner
Gross.
Co-host or Commentator
He's so gross. I mean, listen, sky is an asshole. I'm not going to say that. Sky is not an asshole, but this guy, like, following her inside to scream at her again and then be like, you're like, waitress. Shame her off. Terrible kitchen. Go fix your kitchen before you judge anybody, you weirdo. You shampoo loser.
Ben Maner
He's somehow gonna accuse her of being bougie, like stuck up, while also simultaneously shaming her for being a waitress at one point in her life. Like, I know what he's saying. Like, you forgot your roots. But you by you just saying, like, don't forget you were a waitress is implying that you are actually the stuck up person here as well. So.
Co-host or Commentator
Bob, get out of here, you failed shampoo bitch.
Ben Maner
Yeah, this is an uncomfortable situation. We all love each other. We're obviously on a trip together. And isn't it crazy that Dennis came to the house earlier? Oh, I'm so mad and violent right now, Gigi.
Co-host or Commentator
It's an uncomfortable situation because you just fucking got in someone's face and tried to physically assault them again. Gigi. And Rez is like, okay, everybody, I.
Reza Jackson
Told her to come check on her Best friend. And she told me to get the. Out of her face.
Co-host or Commentator
She didn't say. She just said out of her face. And he's like, yeah, you should go.
Reza Jackson
Check on her, Bombshot, because she's leaving, so good luck with that.
Co-host or Commentator
So now Sky's just sitting out on that swing thing in the driveway, which is weird. Anyway. Hey, you want to go swing in the driveway?
Ben Maner
I know.
Co-host or Commentator
Uber. So she's sitting there, and Bombshot finally gets up and goes out there. And Gigi's like, wait a minute.
Gigi
She told you. Shut the up.
Reza Jackson
He's like, yeah. She said, get the out of my face.
Co-host or Commentator
Wow.
Ben Maner
Oh, my God. Reza, are you okay? So now Bombshell comes up, and he's like, what are you doing? She goes, oh, you know, I'm going home. Those people are pieces of. And they're out of my life. He's like, so you're going back now? Yeah, I called an Uber. He's like, so basically, I called an Air Warner.
Co-host or Commentator
It's like an Uber, but it's nicer. It's a big stock of organic celery that's going to take me home.
Ben Maner
You're going to do nothing about dollars per mile? I'm not snobby. I did not come from a crazy, wealthy family. I just had to work hard, and I did. And so she's like, you can come in the morning. So he's like, no, I'll come with you. I'll. They told me that the right thing that I'm supposed to do is be by your side, so I think this is the right thing, so I will do it. So I said, well, I don't think I'm better than anybody, but I have a boundary, and I have respect for myself, especially if somebody attacked me. I don't put up with this.
Co-host or Commentator
And so Bombshad goes in, and he sees MJ and tells her they're going back. And she. He's like, I'm not letting my wife go home alone. I would never do that. And she's mj, who's there because her husband refuses to be with her on the vacation. It's like, yeah, I mean, I get it, obviously, so.
Ben Maner
Oh, God. Yeah, I was gonna say, now Rez is gonna do that thing, because now that sky is the villain, he's gonna do the thing where he's gonna be. Make nice with everyone so they can all be on the side. So he does the thing where he puts his hands out like he's massaging the table, and he's like, I want.
Reza Jackson
To apologize I want to give here.
Ben Maner
Everyone a sincere apology to Greg and Tanin.
Reza Jackson
I'm very sorry if I created any problems. But the way that she talks and the way she makes me feel about where I live and what I do and where I go to restaurants, I was up to here because I still haven't seen Baby Shams. And she's gonna yell at me that way up to here. So mad.
Co-host or Commentator
God, I love all these people acting like no one in LA talks shit about the Valley. That's what you do in la. Okay? I live in the Valley. People tell me they hate the Valley all the time. Where do you live? The Valley. Ew. Why would you live there? You just take it, okay? You take it and you enjoy the larger parking spaces, and you look down on the people who have the nerve to talk about it the way that.
Reza Jackson
She would talk about the Panera Bread that I go to on Ventura. Ventura and Laurel Canyon. That is like my heart, and she is killing my heart.
Co-host or Commentator
So Bombshad comes out and he's packed and back at the table. Tanin is like, well, usually I would back my friend, but I can't when she says dumb shit like that. I'm so furious right now. Can you see it? The steam is coming off of me. And Reza Jackson, RJ is like, guys, listen, at the end of the day, you get Boy for Buckboy, okay? And she's our friend. We need to figure out a solution.
Ben Maner
I'm just like, it's just that we're holding people accountable, you know? And so Gigi goes, I miss Dennis. And everyone laughs. It's like if this were a sitcom, it freeze and we'd see the credits roll. So Reza Jack is like, boy, did get real. I've never had a first date like this with a bunch of Persians fighting at the dinner table. And then they show flashback to, like, three episodes ago where the same thing happened with a different date. There are people arguing at the table.
Co-host or Commentator
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So now it's time for RJ to hook up with the thirsty waitress. So he does. He hooks up with this Courtney girl. Man, I'm telling you. What is Palm Springs? When. When you live in Palm Springs and you're there just all the time, that really just dries you out. I mean, this poor girl, she just. I just wish I was there so I could just pour lotion. Pour lotion on her and her hair.
Ben Maner
And just pour some lotion on me.
Co-host or Commentator
So we hear them behind the closed door, and then Adam and Gigi have to go spy. And Greg and Tanim now are completely bonded because they now have a common enemy. This has fixed their marriage. Greg stood up for the Valley and kind of his wife. Mostly the Valley, though. And so now Tanin's like, wow, I felt so supported by Greg. He, like, had my back. Like, God, I just feel like the Valley right now. He loves me so much.
Ben Maner
So Adam's like, oh, my God, Gigi, let's listen to the door. I think they're having sex. Whoa. She's like, I can't even hear because I've got my bad hearing. Because. Because you're. Because you're a deaf ass. Oh, my God. I can't believe I said that. Oh, my God. Let's go outside. Let's look. Try to look through the window. This is crazy. Gigi. Ow. Sorry, Adam. I didn't mean to step on your foot. My foot is broken.
Co-host or Commentator
I can't believe I said something like that on my birthday.
Gigi
Check. You're lucky that I didn't hear you call me a deaf.
Ben Maner
They're watching. And I thought this would be a whole thing of, like, everyone piling in, but actually they're all too exhausted, it seems like, to. To even watch. So it's just Adam and Gigi, and they're laughing. So now it's the Next morning, and Courtney is still there, and she's, like, having coffee with everyone. So it turns out it's not that she's dried out. She just might be thirsty because she is still hanging around to be on this TV show.
Co-host or Commentator
Yeah. So now Greg and Tanya are talking, and he's like, how do you feel about that whole situation with last night? She's like, well, I had a nightmare about it, actually. I mean, I don't. Did it happen? Was it real? Am I alive? Am I in a coma? Could you take my pulse?
Ben Maner
Well, their room is empty. They left. And now we go to sky and Bombshell's house, and sky is making breakfast. It's very serious over there. And then sky gets a text from Reza Jax that's like, hey, I hope you guys are okay. Last night was rough, and I'm here if you need someone. Can you also do me a favor? Could you give me a call and say there's an emergency back in LA so I can get away from this crazy girl who won't leave the house? Thank you so much.
Co-host or Commentator
Yeah. So Bombshot and Sky are talking at their house, and she's just has her disappointment face on. Or her face. It's just her face. And Bombshell's like, well, you know, you're not doing good. I don't blame you. She's like, well, I felt like I was in the cage with a bunch of hyena. I had no choice but to walk away. And you still stayed. That was very interesting.
Ben Maner
It's like, yeah, okay. I was hoping for more of a response than that, but.
Co-host or Commentator
So I'm still chewing on it. I'm still chewing on it like it is a stick from a Whole Foods. Very chewy. Very true.
Ben Maner
So what was the conversation when I left? He's like, tanin was talking about your jewelry in the discount. Oh. Her husband brought it up, and he says that I don't support her skin care, which is only one oil. And apparently she went and talked to Reza about what happened here in my house. And she goes and she goes and she hang out with these people and she talks shit about me. And there's no way for me to go back and erase this. Not at all that she would mention that I put oil on our dog. This is the worst thing. I love how she turns this guy.
Co-host or Commentator
I know. But I love how sky turns us over the course of the episode. How dare she to not know how I feel about my dog. My dog is my children. Yes, yes. Turn it, turn it. So she says she's been best friends with tanning ever since they met. But you have to be loyal, or you're out of her life. And that's it. So Skye's like. I mean, Reza, Jax, he reached out. This was good. I don't know. It's kind of fun. Probably Cricket, but I'll take it. It was nice. He tried. And she's like. And it's interesting. And do you know who texted me also? Goldnessa. And so we see these texts from Gigi's. Oh, my God. Just multiple texts. Like, pages of text from like, I.
Gigi
Want to apologize to you for the way that I yelled at, but this doesn't take away from my feelings and how I felt in that moment. And I have dildos, and people stick their. People stick my face up. They're assholes. And I need you to realize that is a huge responsibility. And for you to treat me just.
Co-host or Commentator
Goes on and on. Fucking Gigi. Taking zero accountability for anything.
Ben Maner
I don't know where you and Bombshot went, but I genuinely hope you guys are good and safe. And the fact that you didn't tell us makes me so mad. I just want to grab my knives and act out because I'm dangerous. Dress. So then we go back to sky and Bombshell, and Scott's like, she apologized that she didn't keep her cool, you know? And we cut back to Palm Springs, and Adam's like, so, Courtney, did you get along with rng? What are your thoughts? Did you guys have sex? I was listening at the door with that deaf ass. Oh, my God. Did I say it again? This is crazy.
Co-host or Commentator
Don't say it in front of dab step ass. And Courtney's like, yeah, I mean, we. We connected. Like, really? I love the eyes that he has. Like, he has sex eyes, and he has a beard too. It's like, wow, you're basically gonna get married. What do they keep talking about? Like, I think he's a very handsome guy. Rj, by the way, just want to say that I think he's very cute, but he has crazy eyes. He has crazy eyes. I don't know why. They're like, oh, my God, his eyes. His eyes are crazy. His eyes are saying run.
Ben Maner
Yeah. And he, like, he's so used to, like, all of his patented body language moves that he just does them all the time now. He's constantly leaning over at a table, like, he's gonna hit the candle. At some point, his beard's gonna catch on fire because, like, that's his thing. He's like, what do you wanna order? It's like, okay, could you, like, just stay in your seat, please? Thank you. So.
Co-host or Commentator
Well, he really does have good eyes. Oh, my God. I noticed on my birthday, Gigi's like.
Gigi
Speaking of the devil, here he is right now. Oh, my God. We're talking about you and how Courtney needs to move to LA to be with you.
Ben Maner
He's like, courtney's a sweet girl, and we had a really fun time, and, like, it kind of, you know, she's a strong, powerful girl, and I don't think she'll take it personally that. Never gonna see her again.
Co-host or Commentator
Yeah, it's like, let's slow down here, guys.
Ben Maner
Okay.
Co-host or Commentator
And the producer asked Gigi what she thinks Reza J. Wants in his life as he gets older.
Gigi
She's like, rj, pussy. What else?
Ben Maner
Oh, my God, here comes Tan. Tan. She's woken up, and I gotta make an initial observation. I don't see any Sky Askari or jewelry on you right now. And she's like, no, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. Sorry for screaming so much. So she's like, this is all Kate.
Co-host or Commentator
Spade, which I also got at a discount, so sue me.
Ben Maner
I'm just very disappointed. The shock factor was bigger than the disappointment. You know, I think with sky and I, we just. We just kind of instantly clicked, and it was a very quick friendship. And the beauty of our friendship is that we're so different. And she basically says that they had. Last time they had a huge argument, they didn't talk, and that sky, like, wouldn't meet halfway, and that was. It was Tanin who had to go and really, like, make the effort to have to. To create the truce. And she just doesn't really feel like doing it again.
Co-host or Commentator
I think sky kind of blew this argument with Tani because I think sky had the moral high ground in this one. She could have just said, oh, wow, now you're talking shit about me to Reza. Because Reza started this whole thing by.
Reza Jackson
Being like, you want to talk about your oil? Where did you put her oil?
Co-host or Commentator
You. He's totally starting a fight on purpose. And they both fell for it. And I think Tiny. I think sky should have just said, you know what? I don't appreciate that. You talking behind my back is, like, stabbing me in the back. And that's not cool. I thought we were friends. And then she would have looked like the victim instead of being like, oh, really? You get the discount on my things. Which could have won this one, because then Tannen would have had to call You. And she would have had to apologize, but now she doesn't because you acted like the bigger asshole.
Ben Maner
That's exactly right.
Co-host or Commentator
Come on, Sky. I want to root for you.
Ben Maner
So Bombshot is talking about how he froze, and she's like, you do freeze a lot of time in our life. And that really affected me. Years and years. Every time I need you most frozen, he's like, I know. You know, for my wife, I will do whatever I can to help her, which is nothing. I will do nothing to help her. But, you know, it's fun. Maybe I'll hire a bartender. Just kidding. Won't do that. But she holds grudges, and of course, it's hard to be with someone who holds grudges. And you keep telling yourself that maybe they'll change one day, but then they come to realization that they hold grudges. I'm like, yeah, maybe she holds grudges, but, like, you're giving her the grudge, right? Like, you're totally not present for her, of course. Like, if you're not present for her time after time again. And she's like, you weren't there for me this time, and this time, and this time, I'm getting sick of it. That's not really grudge holding. That's kind of like I'm noticing a pattern of behavior. Bombshell.
Co-host or Commentator
Yeah. And I will also add that sky does not seem to be easy at all, because when she said, yes, you are always freezing, I thought, you know who else is constantly freezing? Terrified animals.
Ben Maner
Yes. To survive.
Co-host or Commentator
Exactly.
Ben Maner
Flight or freeze. Yes. Yeah. And I think there might be a.
Co-host or Commentator
Little bit of that, too.
Ben Maner
I love sky in the show. I think she's great. I think in real life, she'd be a monster.
Co-host or Commentator
Yes.
Ben Maner
I can just imagine going to a restaurant with her, and she makes us change the seats. She makes us change the table. She sends food back. She complains like, I. Like. Like, I never want to be around her. But on the show. Yeah.
Co-host or Commentator
And I think part of Bombshad's whole thing, you know, to us, like, watching it, I'm like, how could you not stand up for your wife and follow her out and stuff like that. And I think he's just so used to her being like this that he's like, well, I mean, if she's going to be like this, she's going to get called out. Like, what am I going to do? Like, I'm not going to tell her, you can't talk this way. But I can't control other people getting offended when she's talking to them that way. So I guess I could kind of see that side of it if I really try. But at the same time, you're married to the difficult person. So if you're going to make the choice to be married to a difficult person, then you still got to be a good husband and be like, listen, you know, you have, you. You guys watch how you talk to my wife. And then in private, be like, you know, babe, you kind of bring some of this stuff up on your. On yourself. Yeah, but he doesn't, you know, he's never really honest with her. Like, he doesn't tell her any of this stuff. I mean, if you were with somebody like that, wouldn't you be like, babe, don't you think it's weird that everyone we have. Everyone in the group thinks it's you and every time we have a friendship, you end up. It ends up ruined, and you're the one involved in that? Like, come on, like, yeah, let's talk about this.
Ben Maner
Yeah, connect the dots. So now we're gonna see some wacky things that are happening around the Valley attending and Greg's house. Her mom, who is so sweet, comes over with the food. I love this lady. I love that she brings some food every day. And she comes in and she looks like, so happy. She's like, I made you this. And then we go to Reza Jackson's house. It looks like he's made some sort of like, spaghetti version of todig. And he tries to, like, he flips it out and it's kind of half, half successful. And then we go to Woodland Hills and we see that Gigi is looking at a house that she will definitely not be able to afford. And her, her realtor, Camille, does that obnoxious thing where they walk in and she goes, welcome home. Like, Camille, you know Gigi can't afford this.
Co-host or Commentator
Yeah, sorry.
Ben Maner
I'm just practicing for someone who actually has money. Okay, can I try that again? Gigi, from the top. Welcome home. Was that convincing? Gigi?
Co-host or Commentator
This is a 5 bedroom, 5 bathroom, 4726 square foot home for one woman and her child.
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Ben Maner
And all the nothing she does, who.
Co-host or Commentator
Has no job and no prospects. Give me no brains.
Ben Maner
Stop it.
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Co-host or Commentator
She's like.
Gigi
Now the real painful question comes how much?
Co-host or Commentator
She's like, well, for purchase it's 2.5 million. And then for lease it's around 14,000.
Gigi
She's like, oh, my God, 14,000. That's definitely above where I need to be.
Co-host or Commentator
Okay, well, how much do you Have.
Gigi
A couple of dusty dildos still in their box. They're still in their box.
Co-host or Commentator
That's pretty much it.
Ben Maner
You can talk to Dennis. I'm so mad at him. I was actually surprised. This house was only 2.5 million. I know. Only I thought that was a good.
Co-host or Commentator
Deal, actually, for that big of a house with a pool.
Ben Maner
It must be haunted or very far away. Or both.
Co-host or Commentator
It's like Woodland Hills. Yeah. Hills is pretty big, right?
Ben Maner
It's big. It's. That's a little far from, like, the main part of la. It's like you're in Woodland Hills. You're sort of just like in Woodland Hills at that point. You're, like, really, truly in the suburbs at that point.
Co-host or Commentator
Isn't that too. Well, I'm gonna.
Ben Maner
It's by Calabas. But Calabasas is off of Bum. It's off out there.
Co-host or Commentator
Woodland Hills. I went there one time. I think I went to Woodland Hill. Is that by Agora? I have to look at it. Woodland.
Ben Maner
But they have. They have. It's on the way to Agora for sure. They've got that nice month, like the Warner Center. They've got. I went to a volcano there once. I went to the volcano of Woodland Hills.
Co-host or Commentator
Yeah, it's by Calabasas. Yeah. I knew. I went out there once. I went out there to look at used pianos. And they have just miles of gigantic stores, like furniture stores. I kind of wanted to stay out there, but I was too lazy.
Ben Maner
But here's the thing about Woodland Hills. Here's the thing about Woodland Hills. That people don't live in this area, don't realize, is that a lot of people are drawn to the siren song of Woodland Hills. There's a mall. There's piano stores. Actually, the one thing that there really is not a lot of is Woodlands, but everyone's like, oh, my God. Like, it's the big houses and stuff. But then the people who wind up in Woodland Hills, this is what it's like talking to them. Hey, so do you want to go out? I've got to go all the way back to Woodland Hills, so I've got to. I'm going to go home now, actually.
Co-host or Commentator
No, this is what it's like. This is what it's like talking to them. Hey, how you doing? You want to go to dinner tonight? I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Hold on. I'm just walking around trying to get some. Some cert. Can. Can. Can you hear me? Do they not have cell towers in Woodland Hills?
Ben Maner
I was thinking we could see this movie. It's playing at 8:15. Oh, yeah, it's just. It's a little late because I got to get back to Woodland Hills. Sorry. It's. People who live in Woodland Hills are constantly in the process of having to get back to Woodland Hills and it takes forever to get through.
Co-host or Commentator
Like, that's true. But to be fair, we are people who live in Los Angeles and we're literally like that everywhere. I mean, we went to dinner in West Hollywood last week and it was like, oh, that's.
Ben Maner
I know.
Co-host or Commentator
Like, that's so far. I was like, I have to come over the hill. And you're like, I have to come from Hollywood. We were acting like it was a 10 hour ordeal. It was 20 minutes.
Ben Maner
It was. It took me 45 minutes to drive down Melrose Avenue. I was going nuts. Well, that's true.
Co-host or Commentator
It's also the time because it was at like 5.
Ben Maner
But I just feel like Woodland Hills, like once you go to Woodland Hills, that you're. You're not seeing your friend anymore. So once Gigi commits to Woodland Hills, she's out there, you know.
Co-host or Commentator
Well, it keeps the rest of, keeps the rest of us safe. So good for her. Go, go. I say. So she's like, wow.
Gigi
Well, this is perfect for me because we're by schools and we're near friends. I mean, MJ lives a few streets away and Dennis is literally not even a mile away from here. And, you know, I'd love to see Dennis. I just love that guy.
Co-host or Commentator
She doesn't remember her own plot line. So she says, in order to get.
Gigi
This house I really, really want, I really need Dennis's help. So, I mean, Palm Springs was a mess, but aside from that, I'm in business with him and we need to move forward intimately. Gigi was so successful.
Co-host or Commentator
Was it? Then why do you have entire warehouses full of boxed Build those. Why?
Ben Maner
I don't think people wanted to get that intimate with you. Gigi.
Co-host or Commentator
Nobody thinks of Gigi and is like, well, can't wait to myself thinking of Gigi.
Ben Maner
Gigi.
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Ben Maner
So now we go to the agency and MJ goes into a meeting with Mauricio, the man who is getting around Bravo shows more than he is the ladies in Aspen.
Co-host or Commentator
And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on. I'm mixing right now. Hold on, hold on. Oh, yeah. Stevie Nicks with the little Willie Nelson. Yeah. The audience goes crazy. Oh, sorry, mj, Come on in. I'm a DJ now.
Ben Maner
You ever hear this band called Lifehouse? Wow, they're so good. So he's like, so, how's life? How's motherhood?
Co-host or Commentator
You.
Ben Maner
I'm pretty sure you're famous because cameras came in, but I'm really not sure who you actually are. She's like, it's good. You know, my kids, in kindergarten, I was. I went viral for an outfit because I was on the Traders, the trailers.
Co-host or Commentator
Yeah. One question for you. Are you wearing the thong business suit? Yes. Okay, good, good. I like to see it, I like to see it.
Ben Maner
Well, being a mother is the hardest thing on the planet. Right? You know, yada, yada, yada. Mom, mom, mom. Empathy, okay? But by the same, you have to miss a pickup once in a while. What I'm trying to say is it's nice that you have a kid, but have you ever thought about not caring about your kid so you can sell a house?
Co-host or Commentator
And she's like, yeah. You know, I knew when Shams was born, I would be a stay at home mom until he started kindergarten. But, you know, now it's time to level up my business.
Ben Maner
So.
Co-host or Commentator
I mean, I love working for Mauricio. It's. Hold on, I can't really hear you right now.
Reza Jackson
Could you just.
Co-host or Commentator
We're trying to film right now.
Ben Maner
He's like, oh, sorry, sorry.
Co-host or Commentator
Bieber just came out with a new one. All the kids are going crazy.
Ben Maner
Yeah, it's like, really? It's, like, so good. So, okay, have you thought about. Here's. Here's my advice to people who are trying to make it big in real estate. Puka shells. You ever thought about wearing them?
Co-host or Commentator
Listen, you need to get some clients. I suggest going to a hat store. Just go to a hat store and wait for people to pass by.
Ben Maner
How much money do you want to make next year? How about a cool million? How about $999,000? Mine. And. And $90. What I'm trying to say is just subtract $10 for the cool set of bracelets you'll be getting from H M. Okay.
Co-host or Commentator
What do you need to do to get to a million dollars? And she's like, knock on some doors. He's like, door knocking. That's not gonna get you to a million.
Reza Jackson
Okay.
Co-host or Commentator
She's like, okay, could you just maybe tell me. Tell me what to do. He's like, okay, you've got a social media following, right? So maybe just grow that. You know, it's like, the easiest thing in the world. Pour a little water on it. It grows. So then you use that, you know?
Ben Maner
So here's some crazy ideas. Learn about your neighborhood. Learn about. Have open houses. Try to understand what the house is. Learn about real estate, and just walk around and tell people about that. I don't know, kind of crazy, outside the box things, you know?
Co-host or Commentator
Let me tell you what no successful real estate person does. They don't take clients into homes and say, you can't afford this. Don't buy this.
Reza Jackson
Wait a minute.
Co-host or Commentator
Sorry, but I've been watching the show.
Ben Maner
Hey, you know what? I have some sort of stakes in this thing, right? Because you're kind of famous, and I'm kind of famous. So let's do this. Be kind of famous together. So have an open house. Invite me. I'll come invite some hot girls, set up some turntables. I'll co. I'll show up there. Maybe I'll wear an earring, and I don't know, we'll see what happens, you know? And I'll give you a proper assessment.
Co-host or Commentator
Do it at Twilight. Chicks love Twilight.
Ben Maner
Yeah, I just did this cool remix of Christina Perry singing that Twilight song. So good.
Co-host or Commentator
So she's like, this is so important to me. I really need Mauricio's praise. I'm gonna be like a powerhouse, like a baddie. Okay, so now we go to Taisho restaurant. Tanin and Greg are having date night, which I know I'm thrilled about. So they get some Oysters. Tanin's very busy. And he's like, yeah, I think our communication has got significantly better, you know, listening, getting things done that you asked me for the first time understanding your point. Yelling at people at dinner that hate you. She's like, yes. Well, that part. Yeah, that part's been good.
Ben Maner
Yeah. Yeah. We communicate so much better now for the moment. So she's gonna do a girl's night, and she's gonna invite Adam to it. She's gonna make Persian food. And then Greg is like, should I invite Bombshot? She's like, yeah, of course. I mean, you guys don't have a problem. That's fine. If you guys do a boys night, invite Bombshot. I really don't care. But he's like, but what about Sky? She's like, well, whatever her, I'm not inviting her. She's like, I know sky can be stubborn, and I think at this point, I'm just gonna take it day by day, give her some time. I mean, she's my friend, after all. I consider my sister. And she really does know everyone at that erewhon. This feud goes on much longer. They're not gonna let me in there. That's a problem. I really like the salad bar.
Co-host or Commentator
So at another restaurant called the Six, Reza J. Is meeting up with Skye for lunch. And he's worried about this because he's just. That guy wants to make everything okay. Like, let's get the friends together. No one's talking to Sky. I'll talk to Sky. Yeah, I'm gonna talk to sky and see how she feels. So he's just kind of doing the producer job of being a mediator of people that he's known for about a week. So he goes to meet up with her, and she's like, oh, hello, nice restaurant. I'm waiting for someone to come up and ask me for change. Is this normal?
Ben Maner
It is good. I can see how the other side lives. Oh, and I don't like the other side. So. Okay, we go.
Co-host or Commentator
So they make you food standing under a freeway overpass. Very nice.
Reza Jackson
D6.
Ben Maner
That's. I like that. This restaurant is called D6 because that is the exact rating I would give it.
Co-host or Commentator
Out to. 20 so far.
Ben Maner
Thousand.
Co-host or Commentator
He's like, okay, you know, reason I wanted to chill and have this dinner, you know, is because I think you're an incredible person. And you know Greg. Like Greg. So I'm getting closer to Tani as well. And she's like, I mean, my husband is best friends with Greg. It's like, Being best friends with Frogger. You play this game?
Ben Maner
No, I'm splat unless I can it.
Co-host or Commentator
Oh, spoiler alert.
Ben Maner
Okay. Okay. Well, I. You know, I think it'd be a huge shame for you to cut things off over things that are fixable. You know what? Maybe I would have been different if she had reached out, you know? And I feel like I'm right when the problem started with you, and so I don't initiate. I don't need to initiate. So, unfortunately, every time any conflict happened between us, it's because of her behavior, and it was because of what she did, and I didn't like it. So it's pretty obvious. I mean, she came to my house, she brought her oil, and then, you know, when you put oil on your hands, you know, it's like, it's oily, right? Because you have oil hands. So I did what anyone would do. I wiped it onto my dogs because you know what? I have to rub it somewhere. And my dogs are like, my children. And everyone knows when you have oily hands, wipe it on children. That's what you do.
Co-host or Commentator
So now she's upset with me for moisturizing my child. Do you know how this feels to me? She's taken. What, should I let my child be dry like this waitress in Palm Spring? No, I moisturize my child because I love my child. You understand? Yes. And he's like, oh, God. He's like, wow, she's really worked this story out. He's like, okay, well, can you maybe at least see how, you know, maybe putting it on your dog could be perceived as something negative. She goes, no, because she knows I gave birth to these dogs.
Ben Maner
She knows. She's like, it was the greatest compliment I could have given her wretched oil that I wanted off my hands. Like, I. I supported her oil so much, I couldn't wait to get it off my hands. I didn't even want it to absorb any further. So I put it on the furriest thing I could find. That was not furniture. That's how much I love her product.
Co-host or Commentator
She's ridiculous. All she had to say when Tana. When he was like, what about the oils?
Reza Jackson
You put it on your dog?
Co-host or Commentator
She said, I was. I put it on my hand. It felt great. But I had extra oil on my hand, on my fingers, so I put it on the dog. I wasn't trying to be offensive, but instead it turns into this whole thing. They're like, my children. How could you come for me and my children? And so he's like, okay, but there's like a five year history there. And, you know, my job's just to get to, you know, make you think differently about the situation than you thought before.
Ben Maner
So also, you haven't touched any of the food here. Are you gonna even have one bite? And she looks and she goes, enjoy, have it. You can have my portion. It's like the opposite of my dog. Disgusting non child.
Co-host or Commentator
So now we go to Natasha and Amir and they put their kids to bed. And now it's time to have the discussion.
Ben Maner
Oh, my God. This scene was. I actually was like crying in the scene. It was so like, I really like this guy. I like them both, but I really like Amir. And basically they are like circling back about having the medium and they. They have to have discussed, like, are you still in love with your. With your. Your wife who passed? And, you know, he. He just starts to cry, but he's like. Cries in that way that's like. It was like, that's how I cry when I get like a dirty cry. I'm like, he was like that. And it was just so. It was so sweet. It was like a real emotional moment, you know, having to navigate this peculiar, peculiar situation that they're in that actually a lot of people want to find themselves in. And I was. I was like. I was like, why is the per. Why is the Valley person style making me cry right now?
Co-host or Commentator
So they're talking about how this brought up a lot of emotions, you know, the psychic and stuff. And she's saying, you know, I know that your wife was a big part of your life, and I'm never trying to take that away from you. But Reza was telling me, Reza asked me if I think that you're still in love with her, which is so Reza, you know, and she's like, well, I don't want to think about it, but, you know, I mean, how could you not be? It's not like she did anything wrong. And he says, well, I'm in love with you, and I want to make sure that you don't feel that way every year. You know, do you want to come with me? Like, you can come with me to visit her. And she's like, okay, okay, I'll come with you.
Ben Maner
And he starts to cry because he doesn't. He feels so bad that Natasha goes through this emotional strife every year. So he starts to cry because he's like, I don't want anything to happen to you. Because obviously he has gone through the trauma of having to see someone he loves, deal with hardship and so he just starts to sob. And I was like, oh, my God. It was. I was like, I love this guy. It was just so sweet. He says how it's anxiety and he doesn't want to. Like, he doesn't want to put this on her, but he loves her so much. And he's like, I can't live without you. And then they resolved that, like, this year, she's gonna come with him to the grave site. And I was like. I was like, wiping my tears on a dog.
Co-host or Commentator
How dare you. So then we go to tanning and Craig. Craig Greg's house. And it's girls night, guys. She's cooking for girls night. And then Reza is. You know, we're seeing the difference in, like, what she has, which is an amazing spread. She's putting all this up for it. There's all this gorgeous food. And then we go to the bachelor's house, and it's just like some nuts in a bowl and some crackers on a little skinny plate.
Ben Maner
Like, sir, do you realize you were on the second iteration of Shaza Sunset? We expect this entire surface to be filled with little bowls of dates and delicious foods.
Co-host or Commentator
Yeah. Greg comes and he's like, we're at a fucking whorehouse. And then at the girls night, everything looks amazing. They're like, this looks great. And then Reza comes to boys night.
Reza Jackson
He's like, oh, my God, it smells like patussy in here.
Ben Maner
He's like, what's bodice? And they're like, it's a combination of.
Reza Jackson
Body parts, booty, dick and pussy.
Co-host or Commentator
It's like, oh, nice.
Ben Maner
Great.
Co-host or Commentator
Thanks. And Adam, meanwhile, goes to girls night, and he's like, wow. So what do you guys do at girls night? There's no dogs, right? Please don't let the dogs near me.
Ben Maner
Oh, my God. I didn't bring Tabooli. Oh, my God. I'll never be asked back. So Gigi's like, it smells like.
Co-host or Commentator
It smells like tabussy in here. That's Tabooli's. Did I do it right?
Ben Maner
Like, no. Adam, why don't you just take a seat? We'll put a napkin in your shirt, we'll feed you some food. Okay.
Co-host or Commentator
Ow.
Ben Maner
Gigi, the spoon. I didn't touch you. Sorry. I get nervous sometimes.
Co-host or Commentator
So they're like, yeah, we get male strippers. And then back at boys night, they're talking about Bombshot coming. And so Retha's like, I don't. Retha Jackson's like, I don't want to talk about Sky. Don't make me talk about Sky. And then we see Bombshot limping towards the house. He's like, oh, God, here we go. Another. I'm just tired. I'm really just tired. So Greg's like, well, he's going to defend his wife. You know, I don't know what he's going to say. And they're like, yeah, this is really fucked up. So he comes in, and meanwhile, back at the girl's house, they're talking about Natasha having Sky over, which we didn't see. So she's like, well, I wanted to know if she'll be okay with tanning coming to Girls night. Flashback, flashback back. I am very open to hearing her side, but trusting her. No, I will never trust her. I will never trust a woman who doesn't allow another mother to oil up her children, dog.
Ben Maner
So in the present, Tanina's like, well, finally we're on the same page. So that's good. I'm like, wow. No accountability. No six years of supporting her. I'm so sorry for screaming, everyone. And MJ's like, well, you're the one who should be done. Right. Right? What are the words? What are the words? Right? And so Natasha's like, well, she said. And we have a flashback. And sky goes, this woman is not safe and is dangerous. And it wasn't her first time doing this to people. I'm talking about Gigi now, everyone. And she has a history. And as a matter of fact, two months ago, she attacked someone in the parking lot. And so in the.
Co-host or Commentator
But by the way, she's right. And nobody stood up for sky, for Gigi coming after her physically at that. That partying, screaming and yelling and acting like a damn fool. So I think on this one, Sky's right. And Gigi's like, oh, my God.
Gigi
To bring up the parking lot, like, she's done. That's it. She's done. I feel it going through my veins. I'm gonna kill somebody. I mean, the particular situation this guy's choosing to bring up, I mean, that's so low. That's so nasty. It's so dirty.
Co-host or Commentator
Girl, you attacked. You attacked Paulina in the damn park at the Bloomies.
Ben Maner
But also, Gigi's whole thing is like, you don't want to see me when I get mad because I. I get violent, and I'm probably gonna punch you. I'm gonna cut a. You don't want to see me. I'm dangerous. Watch out. It's like, oh, so I heard you got into a fight. Don't talk about my fights. I was in a fight.
Co-host or Commentator
God. She's like.
Gigi
She wants to bring up, well, I can back. My shits are nice. Nice shits. I eat a lot of fiber. Violent fiber.
Ben Maner
So you took a shit, Gigi, don't talk about my shits.
Co-host or Commentator
Not right.
Ben Maner
Yeah.
Co-host or Commentator
So now bombshots over there, and they're like, okay, well, let's talk about Palm Springs. He's like, well, this guy's not here. And I would. She should be here to defend herself. Not me, but. But me, the one who promised to stand up for his wife more. But I would like to say, you know, she does not disrespect anybody because they're living in the Valley. She disrespects the Valley and the people who live in it. Does that make sense?
Ben Maner
The people are good. Their choice to live in the cesspool, that is the problem. But the people themselves are good. They don't know any better. They think dust and bad restaurants are good because they never were taught anything better. But I feel like, Greg, it was totally disrespectful because when you talk to my. My wife, you're talking to my family. And you're talking to my family. You're talking to me. Hold on one second. I've got the rest of the statement that also. Don't talk about the dog. They're like children to me. Oh, to Sky, I should say. Okay, sorry. She wrote that for me. It was very, very helpful for me.
Co-host or Commentator
Yeah, it's like, if you're talking to my family, you're talking to me. So you disrespected me. And Greg's like, well, then why didn't you say something then? Because, you know, what the hell? You should have said that. So now they're mad at Bombshell for not sticking up for his wife.
Ben Maner
He's like, if you said, hey, you're disrespecting my wife, I would have shut up. But I thought we were all kind of laughing. Even you, right? Wasn't it kind of funny when I was like, I'm from the Valley. I love the Valley. Don't talk about the Valley. And we all know, like, the Valley sucks, right? But I was saying it, so it's, like, kind of funny, right? But I didn't know I was disrespecting her. She's like. He's like, absolutely right. And that is the exact problem that I'm having right now at home is that she's telling me, you do not offend me.
Reza Jackson
You know? Okay, you know what? Can I just say something?
Co-host or Commentator
But there's a big moment where everybody just stares at him because you're not defending her. Even now, you're not defending. You folded in two seconds. And so everybody's just staring at him like, wow. We don't really know what to do here because we're here to yell at you, but we're also mad at you for not defending your wife, even though we ate her.
Ben Maner
Yeah, well, as long as it's smelling.
Reza Jackson
Like patusy in here, I shouldn't have. Okay.
Ben Maner
There were some things that I. I should not have said, but I feel.
Reza Jackson
Bad because of the position, that urine bombshot. And I would, like, really want to go and apologize to her. But you know what? It makes me scared to talk to her because, like, it's very scared for me because, like, do you know what it is like to have a big, scary person yell at you?
Ben Maner
Okay, it is like, reza, you're the one who did that to her.
Co-host or Commentator
No, you're the one.
Reza Jackson
I couldn't think straight.
Co-host or Commentator
You're the giant hairball who's running around screaming at women. She didn't scream at you.
Ben Maner
You.
Co-host or Commentator
Reza. And honestly, he's like, honestly, I'm just being honest, you know, I think you're gonna just have to give this time. I cannot fix it. I cannot fix it myself. So now we go. Nice job, bombshot, by the way. So now we go back to the agency, and MJ's doing a wedding shoot. And so she's got a photographer there, and she's getting ready, but while she's getting ready, she's got a T shirt with Vita's face on it that says icon.
Ben Maner
Yeah, it's actually a real estate shoot because it's going to go on, like, flyers or whatever that's going to, like.
Co-host or Commentator
Yes.
Ben Maner
Help move stuff. And MJ's, like, today, it's all about the agency. You know what? Because she's a real estate agent, she works hard, she's dedicated, she's a good time. That's what you're going to see when you see me in my Vita T shirt standing in front of an agency sign, you're going to say, I'm going to buy a house with that lady. So then we go to Dennis's office, and Gigi shows up with a mirror, and because they're gonna, like, look at inventory. And Gigi's brought Amir along because he's a. He's a tax lawyer, and basically, he has some sort of professionalism, and he can, like, keep an eye out in case Dennis does anything. Kind of shady.
Co-host or Commentator
Yeah. So they go to the dildo warehouse, which is hilarious. And they're looking at all this intimately. Gigi crap. And Amir is like, wow. Never been in a sex warehouse. I not been around dildos and vibrators.
Ben Maner
Wow. This is.
Co-host or Commentator
I mean, it's like aisles and aisles and stacks and stacks of these boxes. He's like, this is a lot of vagina to fill.
Ben Maner
This is. This is a lot. Okay. I didn't think I'd be pivoting out of my really emotional scene into this one so quickly, but. Okay.
Gigi
Okay. But we also need to talk, because I need to make a box for men's anal stuff, too. We can just repurpose some of this stuff, Just put it into a men's box. You know, a male just wants g. A gay male just wants to be with Gigi's face.
Ben Maner
Gigi. Ow. So we go into Dennis's office, and they are. He has a name tag. Dennis. This is Dennis Desantis, master hustler. And so Dennis.
Co-host or Commentator
And another sign that says, I'm kind of a big deal.
Ben Maner
Oh, current. Real current. So Dennis is like, okay, well, you know, I wanted to talk to you about, you know, obviously about, you know, dildos. But first, let's get past Palm Springs, which I was a little upset about, by the way, because you didn't have my back, my very hairy back. And, you know, you just sort of put me into an ambush because. Well, who ambushed you? Well, the whole table ambushed me. You know, you could have just said, you know what? You're wrong. I didn't protect you. I didn't stand up for you. It's always that. You can never be wrong, right?
Gigi
No, no, no, no. Your feelings about Palm Springs have no place in this conversation. We're talking about business stuff. Let's talk about getting my face into gay men's asses. That's what we're here to talk about.
Ben Maner
Yeah, but I'm just saying, in order to move forward with business, we need to go off to the past. I don't know. It's weird talking to you without any tiles on the. On the wall. You know, it's a strange space, but I just had to tell you that because what happened last week. So let's move forward. And I just want to tell you how I felt about the trip. And now we're gonna move forward. Okay. We're gonna move forward.
Reza Jackson
We're gonna move forward.
Co-host or Commentator
So Amir's like, okay, well, you guys want to do well, and you want her products to perform well, right?
Gigi
100%.
Co-host or Commentator
Okay. So on business, we got two options. We can do a licensing deal. You get a check every month no matter what. Or you could be an owner. You own 25% of the country, but, sorry, company country.
Ben Maner
Wow. Wow, that sounds amazing.
Co-host or Commentator
A lot of dildos. Selling a lot of dildos.
Ben Maner
Watch out, America. I own a quarter of you now. So Amir is like. He's like, okay, well, we'll go through these and we'll have it reviewed. And I just. Can I get out of this office? My professional reputation is plummeting as we speak. Thank you very much.
Co-host or Commentator
Listen, don't think about. I don't want to fight, you know, I just want to make money. I want to move forward. All right, so, like, that's right.
Gigi
We're in business together now. Here I come. $2.5 million house.
Ben Maner
Yep, I'm sure. So now they go and they start picking up a box of the anal toys and everything. And Amir's like, get me out of here.
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Why haven't they talked about her weed business? Her woosa or whatever? That's weird. Yeah, what happened to that? And what happened to her hair? Didn't she have, like, a hair? A fake hair business?
Ben Maner
Extensions. It was great. Brand name. Yeah, extensions. Oh, I'm not sure. I. I think a great entrepreneur like Gigi surely is so occupied with that that she doesn't even have time to talk about it. But now we see Natasha and Gigi picking up kids from school, and Gigi's son starts pulling down Gigi's pants at the sidewalk. She. Stop it. And then we go to MJ and Tommy's house, and Tommy and Shams are doing a puzzle, and Tommy's like, that's.
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Ben Maner
And finally we arrive at Casalina Restaurant where Reza Jax is arriving. He has. He's there with the sky. And she's like, oh, finally. You pick a good restaurant this time. Okay, we're finally seeing some improvements. He's like, yeah, but it's still in the valley. She goes, no, I know. It's fine, it's fine.
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You try it. You tried. So she's like, oh, we have matching cross necklaces. We need a Jesus in our life. Am I right? Look at me, me, fun loving Sky. She's like doing this squint smile thing where she's like, look, I'm complimenting the restaurants. I'm wearing a crust that says, Jesus. Look at Happy, happy, happy sky.
Ben Maner
Yes, I am nice, approachable person. So what's new with you? What's what's with you? Been into any and more terrible restaurants in this. In this godforsaken location? It's like, nah, just busy with work. Which is. Sorry, I forgot my air quotes because I don't know if I have a job to be here, to be fair. And she's like, okay, well, that's exciting. And, you know your boys. And I was good. You're gonna. You're gonna tell me what happened? He's like, it was good. He said, you're not gonna share what happened that boys night? He's like, nope, nope. We talked about you, but that's all you're gonna get.
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Oh, shocking. It's like, okay, well, have you ever heard of Bodissi? No, please, I don't want to know. So he's like, okay, well, I did see some accountability on Reza's part. I mean, he did come in and. And he said, you know, I mean, he had points about what bothered him, and he admits that he. He did this wrong. Are you going to be more specific or. No, he just said some things he may have done wrong. And so she says, yeah, Reza starts the fire, and if it happened once, it's gonna happen again. And she's right. Reza will never stop. He's going to scream in your face 20 more times this season.
Ben Maner
So then the waiter comes by and he's like, so are we still waiting for one more person? And this guy's like, what? And then we see Tanin driving, and she's.
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I'm sorry. Or did somebody invite Taste to come to the Valley? Because that would be nice.
Ben Maner
We will welcome them here. And so she knows what's going on. She's like, you. And then Tanina's like, oh, well, this is a surprise. So both women are really mad, and Reza's like, sorry. And they stare at each other, and it's a showdown for the ages.
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Yeah. So we'll see.
Reza Jackson
Will they forgive each other more? Don't know.
Ben Maner
The fate of the valley rests on this summit. Well, we'll have to wait till next week to find out what goes on with that. But in the meantime, thanks, everyone for being here. Gosh, y' all are great. Have a wonderful weekend. And we'll be back with a full slate of shows next week. Week. Bye, everyone.
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Date: February 7, 2026
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
This episode dives into the wild drama of The Valley Persian Style season 1, episode 6 (“Blue Sky Antisocial”) with Ben and Ronnie’s signature irreverent (yet loving) Bravo commentary. The hosts gleefully dissect dinner party blow-ups, frenemy feuds, marital inaction, luxury housing delusions, and dildos galore, all with their familiar blend of sharp wit, deep Bravo knowledge, and affectionate snark.
| Timestamp | Segment / Event | |-----------|----------------------------------------------------| | 04:14 | Sky’s tissue insult & dinner party fallout | | 05:52 | Gigi’s physical aggression called out | | 08:05 | Reza yells at Sky about her “waitress” past | | 11:37 | Reza’s awkward apology for “Valley” snobbery | | 15:22 | Greg/Tanina’s marriage “fixed” by joint enemy | | 18:06 | Sky and Bombshad recap oil/dog/jewelry drama | | 27:04 | Gigi’s mansion tour pipe dream | | 42:18 | Amir/Natasha’s deeply emotional grief scene | | 53:24 | Gigi’s plans for ‘men’s boxes’ and business pivot | | 57:03 | Summit: Sky, Reza, and (surprise) Tanina meet-up | | 59:12 | “The fate of the valley rests on this summit.” |
Language & Vibe:
Ben and Ronnie keep their trademark “mock because we love” tone—sharp but always affectionate, full of inside jokes and Bravo in-jokes, lampooning hypocrisy while celebrating the mess.
You didn’t just miss a recap—you missed:
Ending on a cliffhanger: Will Sky and Tanina reconcile, or is this friendship as over as the 101 on a Friday night?
“The fate of the valley rests on this summit.” – Ben (59:12)