#3216 RHOBH S15E09 Part Two: Hamptons Manifesto

Summary

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Watch What Crappens – Ep #3216 – RHOBH S15E09 Part Two: Hamptons Manifesto

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: February 13, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this animated recap, Ben and Ronnie tackle the second part of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S15E09), bouncing between Amanda’s Malibu manifestation party and the jet-set glamour of Kyle, Dorit, and Rachel Zoe’s Hamptons trip. The hosts revel in Bravo’s messy group dynamics, the generational culture clash over “manifesting,” and the ongoing soap opera of crumbling marriages, ego, and status.

Tone: Playful, irreverent, and sharply observational, Ben and Ronnie skewer Bravo antics with affection and biting humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Amanda’s Manifestation Party: A Millennial Hustle Meets Gen X Disdain

• Setup: Amanda hosts a “manifestation party” at her Malibu house, but her luxury-themed self-help efforts meet skepticism and mockery from the other women.
• Amanda’s “moment” language: The hosts riff repeatedly on Amanda’s endless chatter about having “a caviar moment,” “a buffet moment,” and even “a bathroom moment,” lampooning her millennial branding of every mundane event.
  • [05:39] Ben: “There was a cheese and meat moment.”
  • [05:51] Ronnie: “Do I love anything as much as Amanda loves a moment? I mean, I like Taylor Swift. Does that count as a moment?”
• The Money Queen Mat: The hosts and Housewives ridicule Amanda’s “Money Queen & co.” doormat as a billboard for nouveau riche cringe.
  • [06:07] Becca: “This says, nouveau rich. I have arrived. Money queen at your service. Give me a break.”
• Generational clash: Ben notes the awkwardness of a Gen X clique forced into a self-branding millennial ritual, highlighting that most attendees are already rich and can’t relate to manifesting for money or “freedom.”
  • [17:51] Ronnie: “There really is also such a generational divide happening here... There’s not a huge difference of ages. But you definitely get the sense of millennial versus...Gen X, right? ... If Amanda were with her fellow millennials, they’d be like, ‘Let’s totally journal, this is such an important moment!’ But with these women, they’re like, ‘What the fudge?’”

2. Manifestation Exercises—Met With Sarcasm

• Party Favors: The hosts cackle over the party bags—journals, a straw, and a “manifestation moment” glass—and the Housewives’ withering responses.
  • [15:55] Ronnie (mocking): “Oh, and you gave us your book. The Money—Be It. Be A. And Manifest. Is that what it says? I don’t remember.”
  • [16:13] Ben: “Oh, I can’t wait to go home and start skimming through this. That was one of the funniest things Erica’s ever…so passive aggressive.”
• No One Participates in Good Faith: Erica shades Amanda for giving away a self-published book and for jumping into manifesting too quickly.
  • [17:11] Erica (via hosts): “What am I supposed to manifest? This feels like sex without foreplay. We just went right in.”
• Advice from Sutton: Sutton seizes the moment to tell Amanda to own up about talking behind Dorit’s back, while everyone else’s barely concealed boredom simmers.
  • [24:38] Sutton (as performed): “Say, look, I was talking about your marriage without you present…if you don’t cop to it and you don’t say, you know what, I did say that, people ain’t gonna respect you...You’re a big girl. You’re not a young spring chicken.”

3. The Hamptons Trip – Starstruck Housewives

• B-Team Jealousy: Amanda’s party is so dull that Ben and Ronnie joke about how obviously jealous the non-Hamptons invitees are, making the best of being left with “double benches” and zero cocktails.
  • [09:02] Erica (via hosts): “How did I get left out of the Hamptons? I should be in the Hamptons right now, manifesting billions. Instead, I’m at Kyle’s old house with a Money Queen welcome mat.”
• Kyle and Dorit’s Giddiness: In the Hamptons, Kyle and Dorit are over-awed to meet fashion royalty, especially Rachel Zoe’s power circle and Donna Karan.
  • [11:27] Ben: “Kyle’s eyes literally cross. I’m surprised they didn’t move into the other sockets. Like they switched sockets with you. ‘And it’s Donna Karan!’...‘Someone tell her I know Jamie Lee Curtis! Hurry, run!’”
• Meeting the Legends: The scenes with Donna Karan and jokes about celebrity encounters are lampooned, highlighting the women’s hunger for status validation.
  • [12:13] Becca: “Oh my God, Donna, you must be so worried with Michael Moore about to kill you—oh, I’m sorry, that’s me. I’m from Halloween.”
  • [14:41] Ben: “You know she was like, who the was that thirsty ass woman at Rachel's table?”

4. Marital Drama and “Manifesting” Misery

• Dorit’s Marital Woes: The recap pivots to Dorit opening up in the Hamptons about her separation and PK’s obsession with status.
  • [27:13] Dorit: “I’ve been married for ten years. Together for 14. ... My relationship with PK changed when he became obsessed with his public image.”
• Rachel Zoe’s ‘Discovery’ of male mid-life crises brings heavy sarcasm:
  • [31:59] Ben: “Breaking news! Midlife crises amongst men happen between the ages of 40 and 55. ... I love how she’s like, ‘Guys, I’m really starting to see this. It’s like an epidemic across the board.’”
• Financial Battlefields: Dorit’s explanations of convoluted custody and financial mediation are mined for comedy.
  • [29:01] Becca: “Same thing to the financials that he does to every Doritos box I bring in the house when he’s trying to calorie count. He redacted them.”
• Passive Aggression and Victimhood: Amanda’s refusal to own her gossip, and her quick claims of victimhood when called a “wimp,” drive the hosts into a montage of Housewives cursing and calling each other out.
  • [37:24] Erica (via Ronnie): “If Amanda can’t handle being called a wimp, she’s in the wrong group.”
  • Montage of RHOBH women calling each other “Cut Fitnesses,” as the hosts cackle.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [05:51] Sutton (via Ben): “‘Do I love anything as much as Amanda loves a moment? I mean, I like Taylor Swift. Does that count as a moment?’”
• [06:07] Bose (via Becca): “This says, nouveau rich. I have arrived. Money queen at your service. Give me a break.”
• [16:13] Erica (via hosts): “Oh, I can’t wait to go home and start skimming through this.”
• [17:11] Erica (via hosts): “What am I supposed to manifest? This feels like sex without foreplay. We just went right in.”
• [24:38] Sutton (as performed): “Say, look, I was talking about your marriage without you present…if you don’t cop to it…people ain’t gonna respect you. You’re not a young spring chicken.”
• [31:59] Ben (re: Rachel Zoe): “Breaking news! Midlife crises amongst men happen between the ages of 40 and 55.”
• [37:24] Erica (via Ronnie): “If Amanda can’t handle being called a wimp, she’s in the wrong group.”

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:38: Episode intro, quick call-back to Part One; jump into the manifestation party setup.
• 02:02: Roast of Amanda’s manifestation brand, “moment” obsession, and skepticism over her business model.
• 04:40: Arrival at Amanda’s house—Money Queen mat and doormat critique.
• 06:07: Erica & Bose arrive, mocks over nouveau riche signals.
• 09:14: Shift to Hamptons trip; hosts note “B Team” vibes at Amanda’s party.
• 11:27: Kyle and Dorit meet Donna Karan: fan-girling and celebrity thirst.
• 15:04: Manifestation favor bags; guests unimpressed.
• 17:11: Unwillingness to participate in “manifesting,” generational culture clash.
• 24:38: Sutton’s direct advice: Amanda should own up to her gossip.
• 27:28: Deep dive into Dorit’s marriage, custody, and PK’s PR obsession.
• 31:59: Rachel Zoe declares her “epidemic” discovery of male insecurity.
• 36:51: Amanda pivots to self-pity; “don’t call me a wimp in my home.”
• 37:24: Epic montage: the history of “Cut Fitness” insults on RHOBH.

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Final Observations

Ben and Ronnie expertly peel apart the tension between Bravo’s staged empowerment rituals and the raw, relentless Housewives shade. Their fast-paced gags, impersonations, and asides highlight both the ridiculousness and the delicious drama that make Real Housewives so addictive.

If you missed the episode, you’ll come away understanding the generational gulf between millennial “manifesters” and old-school mean-girl millionaires, the hunger for elite acceptance, and why genuine vulnerability will always be upstaged by designer mats and a well-timed “Cut Fitness.”

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Transcript

[Brandi Glanville]

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[Brandi Glanville]

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[Becca Tobin]

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[Brandi Glanville]

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[Becca Tobin]

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[Brandi Glanville]

Who cares what happens? But there's so much that happens.

[Becca Tobin]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens. This is part two of a two part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one, guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay, it's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So now let's go to Beverly Hills where the ladies are going to the manifestation party. So Erica and Bose are driving together and Erica's like, oh, to my sweetheart today. It's like, oh, oh, your sweetheart. Oh, wow.

[Brandi Glanville]

Wow.

[Becca Tobin]

I almost forgot you had a sweetheart. Tell me everything. I love love. Like. Well, there's all these articles out today. I don't know if you saw them, but they're there. We see Daily Mail, Erica Jane breaks her silence on her new boyfriend as ex husband Tom Girardi begins his prison sentence.

[Brandi Glanville]

Yeah, I went from reading the Daily Mail to hopping on my Daily Mail, hey, yo, new boyfriend named Shrek. So she goes, I like John because he's not. He's just not Shak. There's been many men I've. I've seen who want to talk to me. And then they realize, oh, that's that woman. No, I'm not getting involved with that. And I cannot blame them.

[Becca Tobin]

I wouldn't either.

[Brandi Glanville]

So Erica's like, by the way, Bose, have you talked to Amanda? Let's talk some about Amanda. No, girl, I have not. Not since she called me to invite me to this crock a party we're about to go to.

[Becca Tobin]

Well, I don't know what's gonna happen, but she said we're gonna manifest or something. Well, I don't understand. I mean, how is. How is she selling manifesting? Because that's how she made her money. Right? So if you're teaching people how to manifest to make money by taking their money, do they have a return on investment? I mean, you go to a restaurant, you order a pancake, you get a pancake. What. What is the return on the investment here? What is the pancake she's like, well, I'd like to know a little bit more about what she's doing over there. Cause I sure don't understand. I mean, what the fuck?

[Brandi Glanville]

I did love when. When Bose goes, what's the roi? And, like, a beat later, she goes, return on investment. Because she knows, like, Erica's like, well, oh, why is that like, Errol on? So Bose is like, that's what I'm saying. I mean, it seems really good. Which means that it's not. I was like, that's pretty rich coming from Erica. Pun sort of intended. So we go to Amanda's house, and she's posing for pictures. And Natalie, sexy Natalie. Simon Fuller. You know, Natalie Fuller, she shows up, which, of course, delights America fan favorite. And then Sutton and Kathy show.

[Becca Tobin]

How many times has she been on TV now? And I would not be able to pick her out of a lineup. This Natalie girl. I'm sorry. This. This casting is going nowhere, guys. Bye. Bye.

[Brandi Glanville]

I feel like in another world, she would have been, like, in final round for casting for Sisters on NBC. You know?

[Becca Tobin]

That's a high compliment coming from you.

[Brandi Glanville]

I know. I'm saying, like, she has that vibe. She has, like, a 90s 90s domestic drama, soapy Saturday night vibe to her. You know, like, quality.

[Becca Tobin]

And Sutton and Kathy come. They arrive together, and Son's like, well, but this is my house. I used to rent this house from cop. It used to be Kyle's out. Looks the same to me. Oh, well, I guess they changed the fence.

[Brandi Glanville]

Ooh.

[Becca Tobin]

They made a door instead of a picket fence. Wow. Oh, that's crazy. Now she has a door. A door in her front. Her front lawn.

[Brandi Glanville]

Look at that. Doormats crooked. Okay, all right. Oh, when it says the Money Queen and company, I mean, maybe she has it on an angle on purpose. I'm an angle person, okay? As in, I don't like them. Okay? Sutton str. Loved love things that were crooked. Sun brown. Don't like them. Okay, let's rearrange this.

[Becca Tobin]

And Kathy goes, maybe we should fix this because it shouldn't be at an angle. There's a lot to be fixed here. Let's just start fixing things. Does she have a small. She has, like, a small welcome mat that says Money Queen. And then it's over a giant mat. So she's got, like, a mat on a mat. And Kathy's like, no, no, Marlo, Carol, get in here. Girl's like, what the fuck is happening with these mats?

[Brandi Glanville]

We're gonna get it all fixed.

[Becca Tobin]

Ladies, don't you worry about it. Thanks, Carol.

[Brandi Glanville]

Thanks, Carol. Yeah, the. And on top of that, the upper right hand corner of the mat is, like, curled under the mat, and they keep showing it. And it's like, I wish. You just want to, like, stick your finger under it, just, like, release it, get it all flush, mossy.

[Becca Tobin]

But yeah, this dress with little gold butterflies that are cut out and, like, sewn to the dress, and they look very sharp and scary. So Amanda's like, hi, there's caviar. Do you want, like, a caviar moment? Because, like, I want a little caviar moment. So it's like, ugh. God, she loves a moment, this girl. All she says is moment. And then we see 20 of examples of Maddie going, oh, my God, it's like a buffet. Do you guys want a buffet moment? I love a buffet moment. Wow. What time is it? It's 9 12. That's like a moment past. It's like. It's like a moment. It's like 12 moments past nine. Love moments.

[Brandi Glanville]

You don't like my butter yellow moment? Oh, my God. Look at my moment. You like this moment?

[Becca Tobin]

There was a cheese and meat moment.

[Brandi Glanville]

Sorry, I'm going to have a bathroom moment.

[Becca Tobin]

You're a moment.

[Brandi Glanville]

There was.

[Becca Tobin]

Do you like my butter yellow moment? It's really about it.

[Brandi Glanville]

Yeah. It's like the best moment you could ever have. Sun's like, do I love anything as much as Amanda loves a moment? I mean, I like Taylor Swift. Does that count as a moment?

[Becca Tobin]

Basic.

[Brandi Glanville]

I don't really know basic.

[Becca Tobin]

And then back to Amanda's party. Eric and Erica both come, and they see the doormat now, and Bose goes, oh, Lord, that says money queen. Come on. This is a billboard board. This says, nouveau rich. I have arrived. Money queen at your service. Give me a break.

[Brandi Glanville]

Money queen at your service. They walk in. Erica's like, oh, I knew this house in the Kyle era, the Sutton era.

[Becca Tobin]

And this is my favorite room.

[Brandi Glanville]

Man was like, don't you mean Kyle moment? Sudden moment. Sorry. You gotta speak my language in my house. Guys. It's my house. Use my language.

[Becca Tobin]

Okay, let's make our way to the outside, and we'll have a table, and then we can, like, do our manifestations. So they go out there, and Beau's like, where's everybody? Where's everybody else? This is lame. She's like, well, Rachel, Dorit and Kyle are in the Hamptons. They're having a moment. They're having a Hamptons moment.

[Brandi Glanville]

Oh, I was about to ask if Dorit was Invited? Well, I was struggling with that choice, and then I found out that she's not in town, so you didn't have to make that decision. Yeah, life helped for me. Okay, so if you had a party next week, though, would you have invited her? If she and I were to have a chance to speak before next week, then I would hope that I'd want her there. But as far as where we left off for now, I think I'd feel uncomfortable.

[Becca Tobin]

And you know what? I like. If we were in a place where, like, I was, like, feeling like my physiology wasn't, like, being drowned, then maybe.

[Brandi Glanville]

Maybe if I weren't waking up every 30 minutes with my heart racing and thinking that Dorit was going to stab me with anti manifestation knives, then, like, maybe. Yeah, I would love to have her there.

[Becca Tobin]

Oh, oh, oh. So Amanda is now uncomfortable around to read. Okay. So they try to have a conversation. She feels accosted. She can't have her at a house. Why? Because she feels violated. So this is an overdramatic response to a small issue. We're going to discuss it.

[Brandi Glanville]

Yeah. So they all sit around, and now Eric is like, where's the reit? But she's in the Hamptons. Which, by the way, I. You can just tell how dissatisfied the women are that they are stuck at not only at this party, but that they were not chosen to go to the Hamptons thing, that it was not a group trip, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

[Becca Tobin]

Like, you can tell this is definitely B team footage. I mean, to be stuck at fucking Amanda's house. You don't even get chairs at Amanda's house. She's got double benches at the table. And, you know, I hate that. And I'm a person who's a hypocrite because I have a single bench on either side of. I have a single bench on one side of the dining room table. So. Sorry. It's just. It came like that. Okay. And I know it sucks. I'll never sit there, but whoever I make sit there, usually I hate. And they had. Everybody gets the bench on this one. Everybody?

[Brandi Glanville]

Yeah, everyone. I got. I. I hate not having something for my back. So she. Yeah, they're like. You could tell they're all profoundly jealous and upset, which is probably exactly what Bravo was going for, because they're like, no one's been doing anything. We need to get these women angry at each other. So Erica's like, how did I get left out of the Hamptons?

[Becca Tobin]

I should be in the Hamptons right now.

[Brandi Glanville]

Manifesting billions. Instead, I'm at Kyle's old house with a money queen welcome mat. That was a funny one, Erica.

[Becca Tobin]

That was good. So now we go back to the hound dance and treats. Like, oh, I've been to the Hintons before, but nouveau like this, I mean, the restaurant, the vibe, it's like we're stepping into Rachel's world and I'm obsessed. Look at everyone here looks just like Rachel. Lots of coat racks with blonde hair just waiting for feathers to be tossed onto them.

[Brandi Glanville]

Dorit, have you been to the Hamptons or have you just merely gone to a Hamptons inn? Because there is a difference. So they were sitting down and I was like, oh, my God, this is so nice. Like, we look like we've, like, never been out before. Because by the way, Kyle and Dorit are cheesing out so much. It's like they're the kids that have been brought to the fancy restaurant for the first time. Like, oh, my God, this is amazing. It was like me the first time I went to planet Hollywood in 1994. And I thought, like, literally there'd be celebrities at every table because it was called planet Hollywood and it was owned by like Arnold Schwarzenegger. And I was like sitting there, like over my captain crunched fingers, chicken fingers looking left and right, being like, like someone going to walk in is something to walk in. And that's what Kyle and Dorit are doing. They're just like wide eyed. And it's like, it's strange because it's like you guys are celebrities and I feel like you've been to the Hamptons and you have access to like, you know, the bougier parts of the Hamptons nightlife. But they are, I think they just. Because they know they're just. They're with Rachel Zoe who has access to like famous fashion people that they're like, oh, my God, it's happening, it's happening. I'm no longer gonna be Kyle by Shahida. And she's like, and I'm no longer gonna be Beverly Beach. Together we're going to be high fashion. You're just excited for the best.

[Becca Tobin]

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[Brandi Glanville]

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[Becca Tobin]

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[Brandi Glanville]

So Kyle's like, I was honestly skeptical to come on this trip, but, like, now that I'm here, it feels like so good to be out and do and I are like, so happy. You think we hadn't left the house in years. I'm like, I Don't think you have left the house in years. I think your entire storyline last summer was that you stay in the house and you call up your kids and they're like, you guys want me to come along? Do you? Can I tag along to, like, El pollo loco? And your kids were like, no, mom. Stay at home. So I.

[Becca Tobin]

Please leave. So now someone's approaching, and Kyle's eyes literally cross. I'm surprised they didn't move into the other sockets. Like they switched sockets with you. She's like, and it's Donna Karen. Kyle's like, oh, my God, is that Donna Karen? Oh, my God, it's Donna Karen. Someone tell her. I know Jamie Lee Curtis. Hurry, run. Get her.

[Brandi Glanville]

Quick. Does she know about ER Nurse story? Let her know about their story. It's not the fish. It's not the fish. It's a nurse. So Rachel is, like, hugging her, and Rich is like, hi, Donna. Oh, my God. This is Kyle and Dorit. And this is everyone. This is, like, queen Donna Karen. Nice to meet you. I'm Guy Richardson. Hey, what's up? 88 minutes. Okay. I'm more tired than everyone else here. Huh? But I have more cappuccinos. Huh? Nice to meet you.

[Becca Tobin]

Oh, my God, Donna, you must be so worried with Michael Moore about to kill you. Oh, I'm sorry. That's me. I'm. I'm from Halloween. I'm from Halloween.

[Brandi Glanville]

Michael Moore. You mean Michael Myers? Michael Moore.

[Becca Tobin]

Michael Moore. Yeah. Actually, Michael Moore really has been trying to kill me for a very long time. Very obnoxious man.

[Brandi Glanville]

Kyle, I'm here to interview you about health care? No. Close the doors.

[Becca Tobin]

What do you think about global warming, Kyle?

[Brandi Glanville]

Oh, my God. Kids, get in the basement.

[Becca Tobin]

My friendship with Donna Karan has been through, like, my whole career. Like, I always looked up to her. Like I went to her shows. Like, she's always spoken to me like I was a daughter to her. You know, just always warm, loving, larger than life. She'd be like, why are you dressed like a coat rack? And I'd be like, shut up, mom. And she'd be like, yeah. I mean, we're just like. Donna's like, hi, honey.

[Brandi Glanville]

And Adonis. Like, hey, girl, how's it going?

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[Becca Tobin]

Right.

[Brandi Glanville]

Okay, bye. I was like, yeah, definitely Malibu. I will see you there. You know, she was like, who the was that thirsty ass woman at Rachel's table?

[Becca Tobin]

And so Rachel's like, yeah, like, Donna was nice to me. Marc Jacobs was nice to me. Michael Kors, he was really nice to me. I mean, I was just like a starry, I'd scared fashion girl. I was like 22 and they were so nice to me. I was like crashing shows in New York. It was like so D's like, oh my God. Like whatever people are doing back at home is not as cool as this.

[Brandi Glanville]

That's such a Kyle thing to say. She's also right, but it's such a Kyle thing to say. And then we got to Amanda's lame manifestation party. So the women are there and Amanda is handing out party favor bags. And I was like, oh, this is exciting. We've got a pen and a journal and so. And a straw. Okay. Yeah, well, this drought goes with something. Just keep going through the bag. You're gonna see something. And there's like a glass. And the glass says manifestation moment. So the straw. Are we going to be sipping our manifestations out of this cup? I'm not sure if I understand what's going on here.

[Becca Tobin]

Are we snorting manifestation coke? What is happening here? She's like, there's a commemorative glass. Oh, and sun goes. Oh, very exciting.

[Brandi Glanville]

They're so unimpressed.

[Becca Tobin]

I could remember forever coming to Amanda's house and sitting on a picnic bench.

[Brandi Glanville]

This is. And there's. They all pulled. Oh, and you gave us your book. The money. Be it. Be a. And manifest. Is that what it says? I don't remember.

[Becca Tobin]

Amanda Francis, number one bestseller. I'm gonna go home tonight and start skimming away.

[Brandi Glanville]

Oh, by the way, when Erica said that, what a thing to say. Oh, I can't wait to. Oh, I can't wait to go home and start skimming through this. That was one of the funniest things Erica's ever. That was. That's so passive aggressive. Oh, I can't wait to just lightly peruse some of the words here before I put it on my nightstand and never touch it again.

[Becca Tobin]

Wow. A signed copy of your self published book. I'm thrilled.

[Brandi Glanville]

Published? I didn't pick up on that one. That she said, a signed copy of your self published book. Nothing against that. But seriously, that was great, Shade. The skimming and the self published. Like, Erica was on one today. So Amanda's like, listen, if these women would just like crack open the book, they might find some really useful information. Chapter two, for example, we talk about not waiting on a man to make you rich. And take it upon yourself. I'm like, kath Hilton's there. I don't think she needs to manifest this part of her journey. I think she's doing okay.

[Becca Tobin]

And your husband's doing it really well, by the way. So then back to the party. Amanda's like, okay, let's do some manifesting. And Buzz goes, oh, already? Already? We're already gonna manifest right now. Just. And Erica goes, what am I supposed to manifest? This feels like sex without foreplay. We just went right in. Okay, I guess. Okay, Boom, boom, boom. Manifest, go. And so they're kind of laughing at Amanda because she just is so bad at this. She's so bad at this. It's so tacky. It. Welcome to my home. Here's my book. And a manifestation straw to use with your commemorative cup that says Rich Amanda on it. Oh, God, no one loves you. What are you doing?

[Brandi Glanville]

There really is also such a generational divide happening here. I mean, it's. They're not that far apart in age. I mean, Amanda is 40, and some of them. I don't. I don't. I don't remember how old the rest of them are, but they're late 40s, I think. I think Bose is like 47, 48. Like, there's not a huge difference of ages. But you definitely get the sense of, like, millennial versus, I don't know, I guess they're Gen X, right? And. And you see that they're just like, what is this? Because if Amanda were with her fellow millennials, like, I can imagine a group of Amandas. I'm not saying all millennials are like this, but I can imagine a group of like minded Amanda types sitting there being like, oh, my God, I love this. Oh, my God, let's totally journal. This is like such an important moment. But with these women, they're like, what the fudge? We're like, we're just gonna dive into the manifestation. We're not even gonna have our cocktails or caviar first. Like, what the fuck is going on here? And it's so hilarious watching Amanda trying to kind of like wedge this hobby onto these, onto these women. And they're like, just not having it whatsoever.

[Becca Tobin]

Well, she's trying to do a workshop with the ladies. Like, she's trying to do one of her paid workshops. And these people are not your fans. So Amanda's like, okay, well, look, it's something I asked myself a lot. Like, if I could have anything, like, if possibilities are endless, what would I love myself on? And Buzz goes, and you want us to write that down? Yeah, that's what I would do. Like, write down. Write down the question. And Sutton goes, wait, we're supposed to write down the question? She's like, no, the answer.

[Brandi Glanville]

Oh, my life is like. I just. They're. The thing is that they're intentionally acting like they have no idea. They all know how to do this, but they're just acting like, wait, so you want us to write.

[Becca Tobin]

So Amanda's like, well, they're also all fabulously wealthy. You know what I mean?

[Brandi Glanville]

Yeah.

[Becca Tobin]

So you're like asking a bunch of people who have already done this and are already living, like, the glamorous life. It's like, wow.

[Brandi Glanville]

That's why it's just funny.

[Becca Tobin]

While you're ironing tonight, you know, while you're ironing and like, cleaning out your kids cloth diapers, just think about what life could be like. It's like they would all dream to be Kathy Hilton and fucking bows. That's what they dream.

[Brandi Glanville]

That's why it's funny, because Kathy Hilton, like, I don't think she has to manifest. I think she just buys at this point. Like she needs some. Some help with something. She'll buy it. So Amanda's like, my life is a living, breathing example that we can create what we want. When I was a kid, I had a Malibu Barbie book. And I'm gonna cry. Actually, I'm gonna cry.

[Becca Tobin]

I'm gonna cry. Meanwhile, I have to point out she is wearing a tutu as a dress. Like, she's wearing a child's dance recital tutu, but pulled over the top of her. She looks crazy. And it's pink, of course. And so she starts crying just right when she said I had a Malibu Barbie.

[Brandi Glanville]

Like, hold on, I'm gonna cry. This was the moment when Dom was watching along with me, and he just goes, I can't. And he just left the room. It's my favorite when Dom reaches that point with any of our Bravo shows, she's like, so in the. In the Barbie book, Barbie had a three story house in Malibu and a convertible, and she could see the dolphins from her window. And it was not lost on me that when I moved into my Malibu house in 2018, it was a three story house with an elevator, and I was driving a convertible, and I could see dolphins from my window.

[Becca Tobin]

And then we see a picture of this, and we see the water in the back, and it's like this tiny little patch of water. So you did not see. This is like Jack's when he asked Brittany to marry him on that seafood place on the freeway, that fried seafood place on the freeway. It was like, you guys, there were dolphins jumping right behind us. That was a car. That was a Volkswagen, sir.

[Brandi Glanville]

It's literally one of the funniest monologues in the history of this show.

[Becca Tobin]

This was a good one. Yeah. She's like. And then I ended up with a guy that, I don't know, I met in West Hollywood that had no crotch. I mean, it's just crazy how manifestation works.

[Brandi Glanville]

Yeah, yeah. She was manifesting all. In fact, she goes, we're all. We're all manifesting all the time. I just did it on purpose.

[Becca Tobin]

God. Yeah, sir. Because, like. All right, well, I wrote down total financial freedom, which would allow me to solve a lot of the issues that I have. I also wrote down poor people, stop complaining to me. I didn't do it. And then I wrote, I did not start your house on fire. Stop trying to sue me, you dumb poor bitch. Okay, Am I done? Can we eat now?

[Brandi Glanville]

I also manifested E as in the note E. I'd love to hit it someday. Working on it for a few years.

[Becca Tobin]

And Natalie goes, Freedom. That's the word I was circling. Freedom. You're little you're literally free, and you've got, like, tens of millions of dollars. You just got. What do you. What do you need freedom for?

[Brandi Glanville]

Freedom's just another word for. Do something interesting on this show. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So then Erica. Erica's like, girl, I need to win some cases. I might actually have to do this manifestation. I don't know. All right, Marco.

[Becca Tobin]

Marco dead. Is that good enough? And Kathy's like, oh, I'm just gonna copy Erica.

[Brandi Glanville]

She's like, I don't know if I need to manifest anything. So Amanda goes, yeah, Erica, a plus student. You're doing a great job. Well, Erica is the star, people over there. And Natalie's like, well, I don't mind journaling by myself, but doing it as part of a conversation is kind of weird. And Erica's like, yeah. Does it make you more hesitant to open up about how you feel? Natalie? Who are you, by the way? Who let this woman into our party?

[Becca Tobin]

She's like, well, I could open it, but I might be less open. Okay, well, usually I'm leading this online most of the time, but, like, what I. When I do in a small group rooms, like, if people pay for a VIP day, like, every class will take, like, you know, five to 10 minutes to write on their own. But, yeah, I mean, that's okay. Like, it's just not your vibe. And if it's not your vibe, then it's not your vibe, so it's okay.

[Brandi Glanville]

She's basically like, you're manifesting wrong, ladies. This is not how you're supposed to journal. Why is everyone talking but she.

[Becca Tobin]

Excuse me. I'm giving you a free version of my online course.

[Brandi Glanville]

I know people pay $1,500 to do this, and they normally go into a different corner and they Write quietly for 10 minutes. She's like, you're all doing it wrong. So Bose is like, Amanda said she would not have had invited to read, by the way. Everyone, I just want to manifest some drama into the scene. And she's like, well, I said I was struggling with this situation. It's like, well, well, you should be. Well, I'm not gonna tell y' all how to fix it, but I am gonna tell you what to do. So, listen, Amanda, this is Sutton Brown. Okay, well, you've manifested Sutton Brown here. You got a cop to it. Say, look, I was talking about your marriage without you present, because you didn't do that the other night. That's what you gotta do.

[Becca Tobin]

Now. Listen, I'm sitting. Bram, this is Sutton Brand. Talking. And I'm not gonna tell you how to do. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I love when she says that. I'm not gonna go, okay, I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you. So cop to it. And she goes, but I disagree with the premise. And bros goes, what premise? Okay, well, let's talk about this. Amanda, I'm gonna give you some very good advice, okay? You did have your own opinion about the way Dorit was talking about her marriage, and then you kind of backed off and said you were just repeating Kyle. Now, let me tell you, I know this group, and if you don't cop to it and you don't say, you know what I did say, that people ain't gonna respect you, and you're a big girl, and you're not a young spring chicken. So I think you need to look at the flaps under your arm that wave every time you wave somebody and say, I have anti arms. Now I'm a lady. I'm not a young spring chicken.

[Brandi Glanville]

Jim Stamp, you're not a spring chicken. You're. You could be a Coco Van. You're an old him. Okay? By the way, whenever calling someone not a young spring chicken on a real housewives show is akin to that is.

[Becca Tobin]

Throwing down the gauntlet. I mean, that is harsh. Even Kathy goes, whoa.

[Brandi Glanville]

We'Re all spring chickens.

[Becca Tobin]

How could you say that?

[Brandi Glanville]

Yeah, that's like.

[Becca Tobin]

That's.

[Brandi Glanville]

That's a bold thing to do. So sudden. By the way, I kind of feel like Amanda should cop up to saying, like, yeah, I did have an opinion, but mainly I was just agreeing with Kyle. Like, I think she can have it both ways, because I think both are actually true. I think Kyle was largely driving that conversation. I think Amanda was largely sort of like saying, yeah, I agree. Supporting. And she did have her own opinion. And I think it's. All of the above are correct, and Amanda should just sort of cop up to, like, she. She should admit that she. She did that. But I think largely. Though I still think it actually was largely Kyle. I don't think Amanda's opinion was, like, super, super strong. And they all talk about each other and their marriages behind each other's backs.

[Becca Tobin]

No, but it came. It became worse because of how Amanda reacted. You know, if Amanda just said, in the beginning I said it, I shouldn't have said it. Sorry. But she didn't. Instead, she turned it into this big victim thing, and she's gonna do it again. Because people are patterns. People are made out of patterns. And she'll do it again. Every time she's confronted, she will bring up some victim thing, and she's gonna do it again in just a second, and it's hilarious. So Amanda's like, oh, wait. So Sutton told Dorit this thing I allegedly said, and now Sutton wants to tell me how to resolve the thing that she started. I mean, what the fuck? Which is kind of true. And so Amanda's like, I mean, I just felt like it was innocent, so I was surprised. It became a fight. She goes, oh, talking about someone's else's marriage. That's not nothing. Okay? That's something. You know, something. That's not nothing. It's okay.

[Brandi Glanville]

So back in the Hamptons, Suzanne, who's Rachel's friend, is there, and she.

[Becca Tobin]

The.

[Brandi Glanville]

The person with the house, she's like, so, Dorit, how long have you been married for? Well, I've been married for 10 years. Together for 14 carcasses, out for 17. And Suzanne's like, oh, are you guys on good terms? No, unfortunately, that's the hardest part for me. I've gone through hell, and I've recently learned that my husband's been decapitated. And it's very scary for the children, so we've covered them in powdered sugar and hoping for the best.

[Becca Tobin]

Rich goes, been through hell too. Sam Carl's like, well, I mean, you don't have formal custody. So, like, for example, like, when you were going to come here, I mean, what, you were texting him. What were you saying? Like, I'm leaving town. Do you want the kids? I mean, how does that work?

[Brandi Glanville]

Just.

[Becca Tobin]

Well, I've been asking him, are you here for the summer? Let's make a fixed schedule. And he said, let's do mediation. And Suzanne's like, what mediation? To talk about one weekend. So if he has such easy. This is the thing that Dorit doesn't make much sense. Like, if. If he has such easy access to the kids, then why does he need mediation to get the kids? I don't understand this. I wish we could get their lawyer or somebody on here to tell us what's happening, because I really care. I want to know.

[Brandi Glanville]

Well, the judge came in the room and said, BK would like every other Thursday to Sunday. And I said, done. Next, I said, I want to discuss finances, which we never even got a chance to discuss in mediation because all the financials were redacted. So I can't tell what's in that bank. Could be a dollar, could be a million dollars. And all I know is that it just delays things further and further and further and further.

[Becca Tobin]

Same thing to the financials that he does to every Doritos box I bring in the house when he's trying to calorie count. He rejected them. Just black markers over every calorie.

[Brandi Glanville]

It's like when I made that inventory of what's in our kitchen and he just scratched out the Pringles every single day. Pringles scratched out. So sweet.

[Becca Tobin]

Watch his journal. Redacted entire thing.

[Brandi Glanville]

Kyle's like, well, I haven't heard from you, but, like, what happened the other day with Mauricio? Was it not good? Because Kyle obviously got the full report from Mauricio as soon as it was over. She's like, no, unfortunately, it was not good. She's like, oh, really? Oh, it's like, to me, it felt very much like he had a script. He was a loyal soldier, came in, you know, and had a job to do. Sort of like how you wish you had a script, Kyle.

[Becca Tobin]

And Kyle's like, I mean, I'm gonna keep my mouth shut because, like, oh, what am I supposed to say? Like, not what I heard. No, I'm gonna wait. And then behind, I'm going to say, not what I heard. And then I'm going to show you video proof to show what an idiot she is. So Kyle, we see Kyle on the phone with Mo, and Mo's like, oh, you know, she has her own perspective and point of view. You know, like, there was no way I was going to change it. And all I was trying to do is see his point, make her see her point of view, his point of view. You know what I'm trying to say. But, like, to be honest with you, I don't know if I could help them. You know, she's not the same person. She didn't even say carcass out. Like, who is she?

[Brandi Glanville]

Mauricio, are you squinting through the phone? Yeah, I am. Just feel it.

[Becca Tobin]

I'm just confused because I'm talking to you, but on my phone, there's like a moving picture of my wife in glasses. That's me. We're on FaceTime.

[Brandi Glanville]

Oh, wow. I mean, all we can do is support them. And by support them, have PK side and you can try to talk to both of them and see if we can do anything. And if we can't, then we just step away and just take P guy's PK side fully, you know, Because Tariq only wants yes people in her life right now, and I'm just not that person. So I just have to try to avoid these conversations as much as possible. No, it's like she. Yeah, okay, sure. She wants yes. People in her life, but because she's going through divorce, I think that's when you.

[Becca Tobin]

She wants support and deserve their life. She wants supportive people. Kyle and I like. Kyle's like, I'm gonna avoid these situations except behind her back on camera. So then Rachel's like, okay. What I'm seeing like across the board, like an epidemic is the insecurity and the breakdown of men. Once they're between the ages of like 40 and 55, they're like, not where they want to be. Their wife is more famous than them. Their wife has their name on pillows. I mean, it's very difficult. You know, it's hard to walk a man through home goods when the wife he hates has her name on literally everything. And it makes him feel small and it makes them feel tiny. And you know what I'm saying? I'm sick of that. I'm sick of that. I'm sick of Rachel Zoe business all being about someone who's not Rachel Zoe crazy.

[Brandi Glanville]

Not. It's like now it's like not even home goods for me anymore. It's home bads because he's ruined it for me. Yeah. So everyone, I just want to announce to all the world I've really discovered this wave of men from 40 to 55 who are unraveling. I'm like, wow, Rachel Zoe. Breaking news. Midlife crises amongst men happen between the ages of 40 and 55. I just love how she's like, I guys, I'm really starting to see this. It's like an epidemic across the board. Men do this. It's like, yes, Rachel. I think it's pretty well documented. We've seen the Harrison Ford's earring.

[Becca Tobin]

Yeah, I've noticed that when men age, they start refusing to put their wife's carry on in the above bin for them. And we do not have to pander anymore. Ladies. I have ever act and they're. Yes. And cause like, I mean, you're talking about yourself, right? I mean, just specifically or everybody. So Dorit's like, what? My relationship with Pikui changed when he became obsessed with his public image. He always used to say, I'm not Ken Todd. I'm not gonna walk behind Jakiri and a dog.

[Brandi Glanville]

But the truth is, he has always craved the spotlight. And we see a flashback and the.

[Becca Tobin]

Truth is, is that Ken Todd is happy and still married.

[Brandi Glanville]

Ken Todd is living life.

[Becca Tobin]

I love when he's I love that someone thinks it's a diss. Like, oh, yeah, well, I'm never gonna be that guy. Meanwhile, like, doing great and happy and a great relationship.

[Brandi Glanville]

Like, you know what I'm never going to be? I'm never going to be a guy who supports his wife. That's what I'm not going to do. Yeah, because, like, it was me that was the global entrepreneur. It was me that builds businesses, and you made me feel less of them. That was the flashback from last year.

[Becca Tobin]

It was also that you. It was also you that lost tens of millions of dollars that became a gambling addict and lost tens of millions of dollars more that had the fucking Bellagio after them because you were such a fucking loser. And it's also you that just had one season of a shitty show that was already cancele. Also you that only has Boy George in his arsenal. Get out of here, pk.

[Brandi Glanville]

Get out. So Rachel's like, you know, when you start to notice that, that, like, that's the time to say, you know what? I do see through you and I don't respect you anymore. I'm gonna put my own bag overhead. And if he's gonna choose to be that. That person and not this person who you love for 25 years, theoretically, guess what? This isn't gonna work anymore. I'm done trying, and I'm done fucking waiting. Dak. Yes.

[Becca Tobin]

Yes. Speak to us. Speak to it, Rachel girl. You know, I do literally see through pk. I can watch donuts digest his veins. A bleak.

[Brandi Glanville]

Oh, my God, that was crazy. Is Donna Kyron gonna get mad that you're cursing? So. But you go back to Amanda's party and everyone's bored. Sounds like, okay, well, I'm sure all of us just want things resolved. Okay, Amanda, it's gonna. Well, when we showed up to the birthday dinner the other night, my thought was, this is gonna just be so easy to clear up. Yes. But you kept on blaming it on Kyle, and that is the problem. Yeah.

[Becca Tobin]

You never just owned up and said, this is my opinion. Okay. But, like, I had just been crying about my son on the anniversary of his death. Like.

[Brandi Glanville]

Bo's just. Bose just gives, like, a gym. A gym. Looked at the camera from the office. She's just like.

[Becca Tobin]

They all just. They're like, nope, you don't get to do that again. And I like this. And goes, yeah, but I mean, after that, she's like, it wouldn't happen at that night. At that. At the dinner party. Okay, so what. What was your excuse then? You know, and she's like, well, you know, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say it again.

[Brandi Glanville]

Again.

[Becca Tobin]

Again. Now you've got Dorit and Kyle going after each other. It's all your fault. And she's like, what? I have them going after each other, and they're like, yes, it's your fault. Oh, God. Okay, this is going a little bit far.

[Brandi Glanville]

That's not their. No, it's not.

[Becca Tobin]

Yeah.

[Brandi Glanville]

So Sutton's like, yes, you do. You do, you do. It's you. You manifested it, man. Is like, they weren't already after each. They were not. They were. Had a great friendship that was very stable. It's like, I don't think it's fair to put. Put that in. Like, me. Put that all on me. It's like, no, it's totally fair. And you didn't say what you needed to say to defuse the situation. Yes, because I think the point is that if you had an opinion about it, you cop up to it instead of deflecting and saying, but Kyle. But Kyle. But Kyle. To get the heat off of yourself.

[Becca Tobin]

And Amanda tells us, yeah, I'll apologize if I'm wrong, but I'm not apologizing for this. Sutton says, well, Amanda is focused on when she has a strong opinion about something, but as soon as someone opposes that opinion, her body physically shuts down. Okay, enter. Can we put clips of Sutton running out of the Magic Mike show, screaming and crying?

[Brandi Glanville]

I know.

[Becca Tobin]

Or literally any of 30 Sutton clips that you guys have on hand? Like, she's so crazy. And she's like, yeah, you know, her body says, I don't like this. And so then Amanda is now closing her eyes and getting preachy, and she's like, I really believe that intention matters in life, you guys. Yeah, but the road to hell is paved with good, good intentions. Huh?

[Brandi Glanville]

Someone finally got it right on bravo. Bo's like, whoop. Well, tell it. Somebody preach. So Kathy's like, oh, well, this is fun. Poor people fighting. And son's like, well, listen, Amanda, you just can't be such a wimp. Come on. She goes, hey, you're in my home. Don't call me a wimp, please.

[Becca Tobin]

Oh, God. Can you have one conversation that's not you being a victim about every little thing? That said, it's like. Like she won't ever argue with what's being said. She's arguing with? Like, you're attacking me. Oh, my God. Could you say that in my home?

[Brandi Glanville]

And then one of the greatest moments in the history of the show, Erica Goes, I'm in a manta. Can't handle being called a wimp. She's in the wrong group. And we see a surprisingly long montage of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills calling each other Cut Fitnesses. And it was hilarious. I really hadn't realized how many times they'd said it over the years.

[Becca Tobin]

Shut up, Camille. You're a dumb cop. Fitness.

[Brandi Glanville]

Oh, my God, it was so funny. So Kathy's like, well, you know, sometimes you just gotta read the room and realize you're gonna get your tail in hot water. Right? All right, so what other advice can we give you? Amanda. She's like, so does she just laughs?

[Becca Tobin]

Amanda's just had her ass handed to her, and everybody's so bored at her party. Oh, another fail for Amanda. God, they just keep piling up.

[Brandi Glanville]

Yeah. The only thing these women want to manifest is chaos. Yeah, well, hilarious. What a funny episode. So good.

[Becca Tobin]

Good times, everybody. Well, thanks for being here. Go grab your tickets for the Golden Crappies live streaming and in real life at watch what crappens.com for February 27th. And we'll talk to you guys next time. Bye. Bye.

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