#3235 Southern Charm S11E13: The Angry Jornitas Toad

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Podcast Summary: Watch What Crappens #3235

Episode: Southern Charm S11E13: The Angry Jornitas Toad
Date: February 26, 2026
Hosts: Ben Mandelker (“Benny”) & Ronnie Karam

Episode Overview

This episode, Ben and Ronnie deliver their trademark comedic deep-dive recap of Southern Charm’s Season 11, Episode 13. The focus is the group’s drama-filled trip to Mexico, with particular attention paid to Craig’s explosive behavior, ongoing female friendships, and the fallout of a web of makeouts and secrets. The hosts dissect cast dynamics, call out double standards, and inject their own comedic tangents throughout.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Craig’s Outbursts and Double Standards

Main Theme: Craig’s lack of “Southern Charm”

• The episode opens with Ben declaring, “Craig is a monster who yells at women every season. And I’m sick of it. I’ve had it.” (00:30–00:52)
• Ronnie and Ben note how Craig drunkenly yelled at Vanita, shutting her down and acting “gross” in the argument.
• Ronnie points out Southern Charm’s irony, “For a show called Southern Charm, there was no southern charm on display here.” (06:04)
• Both lament that no one (except a weak attempt by Whitner) called Craig out. Ben: “How do you not…just say, shut the fuck up, Craig. Don’t talk to people like that?” (07:01)
• They critique the cast’s silence, especially noting Austin’s lack of defense even though Vanita was defending him in the first place.
• Ben notes the larger Craig problem: “He turns. He definitely turns, and it’s not pleasant.” (08:52)
• They discuss the delusion of Craig’s “good guy” public persona and his “Martha Stewart” press tour, in stark contrast to his TV behavior.

2. The Craig–Charlie–Sally–Austin Web

Main Theme: Secret Kisses, Friendship Drama, and Tequila

• Craig reveals to Austin that he kissed Charlie, knowing Austin would tell Sally. This kicks off the main secret-exposing drama. (01:34, 22:49)
• Sally and Austin hook up in the bathroom (Austin: “That’s the first time I’ve ever spat lobster and steak into someone’s mouth at the same time.”) (22:26)
• Sally is upset that Charlie didn’t tell her about making out with Craig—leading to a tension-filled dinner back at the hotel. (40:38–41:28)
• The hosts joke about the absurdity of who is “allowed” to know and share this information and why it’s such a big deal.
• Ben: “She’s acting like a psycho for a guy she didn’t date. But there’s more to it than that.” (27:58)
• The episode’s emotional core is often Sally vs. Charlie, and the boys play both sides. Charlie’s defense: “I just want to make out with a hot guy, why does it need to be drama every week?” (25:16)

3. The Group Trip: Activities, Filler, and Divided Loyalties

Main Theme: Surfers, ATVs, and Filling Time

• The group splits into activities: surfing (Vanita sits out, referencing her awkward history almost drowning with Craig) and ATVs (18:42, 19:43).
• The actual content of these scenes is “stretching the episode content” per Ben and Ronnie. Much comedy comes from their commentary: “They really…there's a lot of stretching of content in this episode.” (20:41)
• There are running gags about hangovers, hats (“Venita comes in…this gigantic floppy straw hat—that literally covers the entire upper body. It’s Yosemite Sam.”) (18:32)
• The hosts poke fun at the men’s conversations, surfing, and lunch. A tangent on “stuck porn” and “ignoring porn” arises during tequila tasting (33:01–36:16).

4. The Showdown: Van Fighting and More Craig Rants

Main Theme: Van Meltdown and Gaslighting

• Craig returns from tequila tasting, drunk, angry, and instigates a new fight with Sally and Charlie in the van. (44:23–46:41)
  • Craig, slurring: “Shut the fuck up.” / “You're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser. You suck.” (44:39–46:32)
• The hosts are appalled at Craig’s refusal to take any accountability, and at how everyone excuses his behavior.
• Ronnie: “He’s totally unhinged…but we'll see what happens next week, huh?” (46:41)
• The episode ends with the promise of more post-meltdown fallout.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Ben (on Craig): "Craig is a monster who yells at women every season. And I’m sick of it." (00:30)
• Ronnie (about Vanita’s big hat): “It’s Yosemite Sam. Gosh, I can’t believe that hat fit through the door.” (18:32)
• Ben: "He presents really well. But he turns. He definitely turns, and it’s not pleasant." (08:52)
• On Charlie’s facial expressions: “The faces Charlie was making through this whole episode were priceless. She looked like a cartoon.” (02:27)
• Ben (about Craig): “It’s just the way he handles everything is so nasty.” (05:13)
• Ronnie: “For a show called Southern Charm, there was no southern charm on display here.” (06:04)
• Craig (quoted by Ben, mimicking): “I’m going to remove myself from your life.” (45:27)
• On Sally/Charlie drama: "I just want to make out with a hot guy, why does it need to be drama every week?" (25:16)
• On pop culture tangents: Hilarious (and offbeat) riff on “stuck porn” vs. “ignoring porn.” (33:35–36:16)
• On van meltdown: “He’s standing up in the van and yelling. And Charlie’s like, Craig, calm down. Why are you yelling at me?” (46:02)
• Final verdict: “He’s totally unhinged…What an asshole.” (46:41–46:47)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:30 – Ben’s intro rant on Craig’s behavior
• 01:34 – Craig tells Austin about kissing Charlie
• 04:00–06:00 – Recap and dissection of the Vanita–Craig confrontation
• 08:52 – “He turns. He definitely turns, and it's not pleasant.”
• 13:09 – Vanita loses her appetite, “don’t waste the lobster!”
• 18:32 – Venita's massive hat/Yosemite Sam joke
• 22:26 – Sally and Austin’s bathroom hook-up revealed
• 33:35–36:16 – “Stuck porn”/“ignoring porn” tangent
• 40:38–41:28 – Sally and Charlie finally have it out about secrets and shifting friendships
• 44:39–46:32 – Craig erupts in the van, yelling at Charlie/Sally
• 46:41 – Episode wrap: “He’s totally unhinged… What an asshole.”

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Tone and Style

• Comedic, irreverent, and a bit exasperated.
• Ben tends toward righteous indignation, Ronnie balances with dry, sometimes absurd, humor.
• The hosts freely riff on tangent topics (pop culture, porn genres, cat vs. dog dads).
• They maintain affection for the cast but aren’t afraid to “eviscerate” bad behavior.

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Summary Takeaway

The hosts deconstruct the central conflict: Craig's repeated disrespect toward women in the cast, and how the group (and much of the Bravo audience) let him skate on his “charming” reputation. Layered over this is a tangle of secrets, hookups, and hurt feelings among the group—even as the show itself, and the Mexico trip, struggle to deliver substance amid extended surf/ATV montages. The hosts’ sharp, funny commentary is both a takedown of bad Bravo behavior and a meta-commentary on why we watch these messes unfold.

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Best For: Anyone looking for a hilarious, insightful, and detailed recap of Southern Charm’s latest drama, with all the entertaining tangents and sharp opinions Ben and Ronnie are known for.

Transcript

[Ronnie]

What happens when there's so much. What happens?

[Benny]

What crap.

[Ronnie]

There's so much that crappens.

[Benny]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what crappens. I'm Ronnie and that's Benny. Benoons. Hello, Ben, how are ya?

[Ronnie]

Hi, I'm great, thanks. How are you doing? Good.

[Benny]

Everybody, tomorrow is tomorrow the golden crappie awards live in Los Angeles, the Fonda Theater at 8pm we are also going to be live streaming the show. So if you want to come via livestream, go get your [e-mail] it's going to be amazing. We have rehearsal tonight. We're so excited. Music, fun, strippers, you know, the whole thing. So join us for that. If you want this recap on video or you want traders recaps or you want ad free listening or you want our newsletter, which is free anyway, you should sign up for that. Go over to our patreon.com watchwatchcrappins to get all of that good stuff. And today is Southern charm. Kiss and tell. Okay. Season 11 Episode 13 Whoa, whoa. Craig is a monster. So for all of those people coming to me in comments saying, you're mean to Craig, why are you so mean to Craig? Everybody's so mean to Craig. Craig's just a good person. No, he's not. He's a fucking monster who yells at women every season. And I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I've had it. So he came out and showed his ass today. So that was fun.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, this was. This was such a Craig episode. First of all, of course he went and told Austin that he made out with Charlie because he knew Austin would tell Sally. And you know, this was after last week when Charlie had said, like, please don't, like, I'm not. I still haven't told Sally because it's like really important to me that I don't hurt her, et cetera. And of course then Craig had that smile on his face last week and we knew this would happen. And then he was a total dick when he was drunk. So yeah, classic Craig episode, huh?

[Benny]

Yeah. And you know who else is really just making me fall in love with her, even though she was kind of an asshole in this episode. And I'll get on her ass a little bit later. Just Charlie, simply because of her faces. Look at this face. I'm putting it on screen now.

[Ronnie]

I know that was my face Charlie made.

[Benny]

The faces Charlie was making through this whole episode were priceless. I mean, she looked like a cartoon through this whole episode. And I Was dying laughing. So I want Charlie to get another season, if only to see more of these faces.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God. And I loved the very last shot. Or not the last shot, but the last scene. She's in the back of this van watching Craig be a monster. And she's doing the same face, but, like, from the back back, which just made it more tragic. She's like, it was perfect. No, I was. Oh, I have that one, too.

[Benny]

I'll get it for later.

[Ronnie]

She was amazing. I don't even mind her. I don't even think that she was being that much of a dick. I think she's just kind of like, I'm sick of it. Like, well, she was being a dick in that she did not stand up for.

[Benny]

Right, that's what I'm saying.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Like, she was. The fact that she'd, like, let Craig just be, like, a monster to Vanita.

[Benny]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Like, well, it's not my thing. I'm not his. I'm not his keeper. Like, okay, sure.

[Benny]

Yeah. But you could also, like, stand up for your friend.

[Ronnie]

You did you just stand up with

[Benny]

the other picture from her in the back while she was watching Craig break down.

[Ronnie]

So good. So good.

[Benny]

It's a classic. All right, well, let's get going. We are still in Mexico, and Shep is, you know, now we're fighting because Craig has just kind of told off Venita, and he's like, I don't even know you, Venita. Like, you don't even know my life, so shut the fuck up. And everyone's like, damn. But of course, no one really says anything to him except Whitner. He's like, well, let's dial back a little bit, man, if we can. He's like, absolutely not. You can't be a bully and then get mad when the person reacts. You are a bully.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. I don't think he likes when that logic is used towards him, though, you know? So Vanita's like, okay, get it out, baby. Keep going. Get it all out. Get it all out. Because talk about me online. You can. You talk about me online. Get it out on the table in front of everyone. Get it all out. It's like, well, I don't comment about you. You don't have to keep making digs at me when I've done nothing to you in my entire fucking life. And she's like, oh, you've done nothing to me? Remember when you said, I don't want to be her friend? It's like, yeah, because you shit talked me.

[Benny]

Yeah. And so we see the Watch what happens live where he's like, you know, whatever. Then I'm not her friends then. Because Andy was like, what do you think about Vanita, you know, taking Paige's side? And he's like, whatever, we're not friends. And he says, you know, well, you know, you didn't even know me and Paige, and you're still fucking doing it, and it's bullshit. And she's like, is the tantrum over? And he's like, just, like, being ice, be a kind person and don't make fun of people's breakups and don't talk shit to people and don't do that.

[Ronnie]

Stu says Craig, who just actively spent the entire season campaigning for. For Austin and Audrey to break up. But that's fine. That's fine.

[Benny]

And literally smiling when it happened.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Benny]

I was like, okay, that's not enough. We're not going to attack Vanita, okay? Me and Vanita, like, we have our differences, but that's my fucking girl. He's like, I didn't start it. I just heard what she said to Austin, okay? And. Okay, now, look, just to be fair here, of course Vanita is kind of starting this. She did come into the season kind of gunning for Craig about the relationship and all of this stuff, which is, to me, a little weird, too. And I wouldn't have liked it if I was Craig either. But, like, be an adult and go to her and have a conversation about it and don't do this. Like, I'm just not going to speak to her and I'm going to, like, try and ostracize her on the cast and everything else. And then don't yell at a person, like, you know, who doesn't have very many friends in this cast and yelling that I don't know. He's just so gross. He's just. It's just the way he's handling it is so gross. I mean, I think his basic point is not completely wrong. I think it's just the way he handles everything is so nasty.

[Ronnie]

Look, you know, if someone's. You know, you break up with someone and then someone is more on the side of the other person, then I can understand why you'd be like, ugh. Well, I guess I'm not really friends with that person. Sure, fine. But you don't speak to someone like this. And honestly, for a show called Southern Charm, there was no Southern charm on display here. For a guy who likes to pedal his sweetness, and he's cuddly and he's got pillows, and he's just, like, taking care of beehives, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And then this really nasty side comes out when he tells her to fuck off. It's just so incredibly rude. And I also just think that in the context of a show that's about sort of, you know, Southern chivalry, etc, it's like, it's actually massively obnoxious. And the fact that no one really said anything except Sally, eventually, I thought that was, like, really shitty. Even Whitner's response was, I thought, like, weak. He was like, oh, well, maybe we could, like, maybe pull it back. Someone should have said, craig, that's fucked up. You don't have to like Vanita. But, like, that was incredibly rude, what you just said.

[Benny]

I just don't understand how Craig has been on this cast so long and people don't just say, shut the fuck up, Craig. Don't talk to people like that. Like, how do you not. If that's someone in my friend group, my friend group would never. We always tell each other to shut the fuck up. And trust me, all of us need to be told at some point in another. In my friend group, so.

[Ronnie]

And no one said anything. They all sat around and this is like, not necessarily a cast of shrinking violets, but they just all. They all sat there. Austin said nothing, which was shitty because the whole reason why Vanita was in this mess was because she was defending Austin. She was the one saying that she wishes that Austin had more of a backbone when it comes to things and stood up for himself more. And then Craig, of course, read between the lines and went for Vanita about it. But ultimately Vanita was, you know, supporting Austin in that moment. And Austin just sits there like. So I thought.

[Benny]

I mean, I don't know that she was really supporting Austin because she was just getting at Craig. Because I think Austin's like, I do stand up for myself against Craig. I think his whole thing is like, why are you telling me to stand? I constantly fight with Craig and stand up for myself. So I think he knows that she's just trying to start something with Craig. He's like, I'm not getting in this. But, you know, still, like, seeing, like, the basic things. I think Venita is kind of in the wrong. It's just the way that Craig goes about treating her in front of everybody that I think is gross. And then he turns around and does it to another woman at the end of this because it's like someone else who's not letting him have his way, it's just frustrating. It's frustrating. And then reading all the comments of people who are just so enamored with Craig. Craig came out with some press release today that's like, oh, Craig's the new Martha Stewart. And he's got this new line and this new thing coming out, and it's like, him smiling, and it's just 100 comments of people like, oh, my God, he's so handsome. Why isn't he a movie star? He's just so charming, and he's so sweet. Like, oh, my God, this man just screamed at two women on TV last night. Stop letting him get away with it just because he's hot.

[Ronnie]

Screamed. And if you think he did not do that to Paige, you're a fool, because he 100% did that to Paige. And, I mean, she pretty much said as much. So it's. We have had, like. It's documented on this show. People across the board are terrified of Craig. They keep saying it over and over and over again, and we're like, oh, but it's Craig. He's sweet. Like, how many more times we have to see this? He's like, he's not as sweet as he looks. He presents really well. But he turns. He definitely turns, and it's not pleasant.

[Benny]

So Charlie's like, well, I think Finita was definitely antagonizing him. But, you know, there's like, a repercussion to that because he reacts in the moment. And I get it. Like, if someone does something that upsets me, I'm immediately like, okay, bye.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, okay.

[Benny]

Yeah, I'd love to see when you're. When you act like that, Charlie, right?

[Ronnie]

I think that Craig could have said, with all due respect, Vanita, I'd like you to stay out of this one. And that would have been a polite way to say, mind your own business. Or he could also. He could have also just said, mind your own business. So Winder is like, craig, you know I love you, right? But you come off too hard sometimes. He's like, it's incessant, which is really fucked up. I have no doubt that you have reasonable grounds for your position. I'm only looking out for you. By the way, I am a lawyer, in case you didn't know. A lawyer and a son of an anarchist. But a lawyer first grounds for your position. I'm like, okay, we get it, Wittner.

[Benny]

So Venita's like, well, I'm kind of upset Austin doesn't have my back, but I'm not surprised because he doesn't have a backbone against this friend of nine years. And Austin's like, when Craig gets like this, there's no point jumping him. I mean, I'm not going to get that off the line of fire. I mean, been there, done that.

[Ronnie]

Gosh. This trip is about wellness and healing and that's what I want it to be. But so far it's not even close. Of course we're doing that dumb game that I started. Sorry, it's all my fault. I'm a moron. A moron and a little boy.

[Benny]

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[Benny]

So Craig and Whitney leave the table and Vanita goes to Molly and Charlie to sit with them. It's like, don't touch me because I'll cry. And they're like, well, you handled yourself really well. And Venita's like, well, Whitney, thank you. It was cool that you said that in that moment. Stuck up for me. And he's like, well, I try and call the ball and strikes as I see him.

[Ronnie]

Okay, great. Thank you.

[Benny]

I'm sorry. He's annoying to me. I don't know why. I'm waiting for something to come out

[Ronnie]

about Whitner because I felt like this was a moment for Whitner to rise to the challenge and he just really did not. It was really sad. And Molly's like, yeah, he's a Pretty good mediator. Winner goes. But I know where you're coming from. But I also know where he's coming from. Just making sure that you understand that you're not faultless here, okay? And so she's like, okay, thanks. So Whitney, they're served all this, like, lobster and everything. And Vanita has this giant lobster in front of her. She's like, I have no appetite. I was like, okay, Vanita, I understand you got into a fight, but like, don't waste this lobster out of protest. This is like premium food here, eat some of it at least. But she just let it. Let it sit there untouched. I was so mad at her.

[Benny]

That lobster died for this. So Sally's like, austin, I have some extra steak. Why don't you go and eat it like a big boy?

[Ronnie]

Open up the hangar. Here comes the plane. And by the plane, I mean, it's my titty. Whoops. Yoo hoo.

[Benny]

All right, everybody. Well, I know tonight was a long night of yelling at Vanita, but tomorrow we've got activities. We're going to go surfing or ATVing. So what do you want to do in the cold, light hard day of tomorrow? We can be a little more calm with each other because that's why we're here, guys.

[Ronnie]

Spiritualism. When I hear those activities, I'm like, way to break your neck A. Or A, way to break your neck B. I will stay in my room. Thank you.

[Benny]

I know, shopping. I'll do option C, which is shopping probably. Yeah, on Amazon. In my bed.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, exactly. So they decide they're gonna go to the pool and. And like, go to go to a bar in the water and yada, yada, yada. Okay, so then they go back to the hotel. Other people go to a bar. And Sally's like, hey, Austin, you, can you walk me back to the bathroom, please? I just get so lost. I'm just a lady. I don't understand these things like staircases and hallways. Please show me while you do the bathroom.

[Benny]

What could we possibly be doing in the bathroom? They go to the bathroom. It's like, oh yeah. Oh God.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Benny]

So now it's the next morning and everyone's hungover, you know. So Molly gets room service, and Sally and Charlie are waking up and Sally's like, oh my God, Charlie, my head hurts. Come on in here. Probably from banging up against the bathroom stall all night. I had to gentleman call her.

[Ronnie]

So Charlie's like, well, what, What. What happened with you and Austin? Oh my God, I'm sorry. Was I not allowed to ask that. Yeah. Well, last night at the restaurant, we made.

[Benny]

Ow.

[Ronnie]

How was the kiss? It was great. He was a great kisser.

[Benny]

It's like, I can't wait to do it again. We went to the bathroom. I asked if he'd walk me, and I gave him a steak. I finally found my way. You know, don't get chicken for yourself. Get steak for a man. Then we got in there. No one was around. It was super private, and I just pushed him into the gentleman's room.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God. Yeah. And I shut the door, too. Oh, my gosh. What happened with you? Did you do anything? Literally nothing. We just, like, sat on the couch and talked forever about nothing and definitely did not make out last night. In fact, we were talking about how much we are not interested in making out or kissing in any sort of form.

[Benny]

Well, the most believable thing she could have said was, we talked forever, and it was about nothing. She's talking to Craig.

[Ronnie]

That's true.

[Benny]

So Sally's like, well, you know, I don't want to ride this through. I like to be in control. I love to be in control. And Charlie's like, okay, then he can ride on your ATV then. Yeah. So now Craig comes into Austin's room, and he's just worked out, so he's all puffed up, and Austin's like, oh, my God. Did you go to the gym, bro? Damn, Jude. Gym sounds so good. Not gonna do it. Not gonna do it, right?

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Craig's like, yeah, so we're gonna, like, go to lunch. Then we're gonna go to, like, Sayulita. And, like, I was like, oh, I thought Sayulita was in California. Like, that's Sausalito. Like, oh, but anyway, I'm gonna shower. So then Rodrigo's, like, hanging out with Austin in bed. And Austin's like, hey, how's Vanita doing? He's like, great question, girlfriend. Well, you haven't talked to her? I haven't left the room. So, yeah, I feel bad because I feel like she deserved a good friend. And, you know, I kind of dropped the ball there. Whoops.

[Benny]

Yeah. And he's like, yeah, you know, I feel like a shock to her. I mean, I feel bad for her, too. Cause she got steamrolled. She got steamrolled. So then Venita is in bed under the covers, and Molly tries to come see her, but the door's locked. She's like, you're gonna have to let me in here. So Venita does, and she's bummed, you know, of course and they go over the choices of today. ATVing or surfing. And Vanita's like, well, I don't want to do what Craig is doing.

[Ronnie]

So then, commercial break. What will Venita choose? What will her activity be?

[Benny]

Okay, so then the guys joined the girls getting ready to go in the lobby and, you know, just deciding where they're going to go for the day. It's a lot of like, what are you going to do? Are you going to surf? Are you going to go on an atv? So Austin comes down, and Sally's like, oh, look at this sexy motherfucker. You want a steak I'm walking around with in my purse now.

[Ronnie]

Hey, how's it going? Hey, you over here. Remember me? He's like, who are we waiting on? Is it. Vanita? Is like, what? Like Rodrigo, by the way. Rodrigo. Have you talked to her? She's. He's like, no, but she's going through it. So then.

[Benny]

I love that. Still. It's like 11:30 in the morning, and still nobody's bothered to talk to Vanita.

[Ronnie]

No. Like, hello.

[Benny]

So sep's like, whoa, look at Venita's hat. It's a depression hat if I've ever seen one.

[Ronnie]

Karsh.

[Benny]

Venita comes in dressed. I mean, she is so depressed. She's wearing this gigantic floppy straw hat that literally covers the entire upper body.

[Ronnie]

It's Yosemite Sam. Gosh, I can't believe that hat fit through the door. Why are you shooting those pistols in the air, Venita? Just like, I know. I was a little nervous. Rodrigo's like, you look amazing. Well, I'm not happy with you. He's like, all right, I'll give you space, but I want you to know that I love you and you look amazing. Girlfriend, you are gaga.

[Benny]

Okay, so now they're going to split up to go do their things. And then comes down, Charlie comes down dressed nice, and Shep's like, charlie, what are you bringing that whole bag? What are you, Diana Ross?

[Ronnie]

This is almost as good as Austin telling Sierra, you look like goddamn Celine Dion.

[Benny]

Charlie, get up on the surfboard and have fun. Molly can't wait to see pictures. She's like, what is. What is. What does that mean? I don't want to see pictures of me. Please, no one take pictures of me. I'm, like, hideous.

[Ronnie]

So Vanita says, she's like, well, you don't want to. You all remember what happens when I get into water and we see a flashback of her nearly drowning and Craig saving her. Oh, how things have changed. So she's just gonna sit on the beach and watch everyone surf. So then everyone goes in their vans, they're heading to their different activities, and there's. They're surfing. And, you know, we see a lot of surfing. The surfing goes on for a very long time. And then there's also people on ATVs. So Austin ATV group arrives at the beach, and I was like, sally, looks like you're supposed to be at an obgyn, the way you're sitting there.

[Benny]

You want to take a look? Is that what you're saying, Doctor?

[Ronnie]

Kinda.

[Benny]

Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. How long are we walking, Mother? I mean, seriously, how long is this hike to the beach? I'm exhausted. Five minutes, dude. Oh, my God. I'm just out of heart attack. Oh, my God.

[Ronnie]

Wow. I'm getting in that. Wow. I can't wait for all this. So they are. Basically. They're. They're approaching the water, and they eventually get to their ATVs. They. They really. There's a lot of stretching of content in this episode, I'm not gonna lie.

[Benny]

Yeah, there is.

[Ronnie]

There are basically, like, changing the van.

[Benny]

Yeah, cover me with the towel so I can get changed. And Austin's like, are you Sturguard or Chance Whitney? He's like, oh, I saw her changing, and I. I turned around to get my camera.

[Ronnie]

You know, we're all single for the first time. Me, you, chap, Whitney. It's exciting. Austin's like, dude, I'm gonna chew my own horn for a second. Because last night, Sally followed me into the bathroom at the restaurant, and I was like, can I help you? And she was like, oh, come on. And so we made out because. And you know why? Because I respected the move. I, like, respected the move. I'm like, it sounds like you respected the move more than you do, Audrey. For all the talk of last week of, you know, even though I'm broken up with Audrey, I still care so much about her. She's still on my mind. And, like, Sally is the one girl that she was always paranoid about. And so the one thing I would never do is hook up with Sally out of respect to Audrey. But it turns out the respect of Sally's move trumps out of respect to Audrey. So congratulations, Sally.

[Benny]

You are. Yeah, he already had the moment where he said, I would never do that to Audrey, which makes him a good person. Yeah, so he already. He already established that he's a good person so he can go make out with Audrey or this chick now. So Craig's like, wow. Even though I never wanted to have more first kisses, they are, like, the best. Oh, God. Let's not remember. Let's not forget Craig got his heart broken, guys.

[Ronnie]

Look at him. He's just romantic.

[Benny]

A romantic.

[Ronnie]

Good guys.

[Benny]

Standing on the beach, guys. And Austin's like, they're so fun. First kisses are so fun. That's the first time I've ever spat lobster and steak into someone's mouth at the same time.

[Ronnie]

You know, it's the first time since Audrey that I've just been. You know what? Like, you're allowed to do these things now. Okay? You don't. I don't regret it. I don't have guilt about, like, did we ever think you would have guilt about it? I don't think so.

[Benny]

Yeah. So Austin asks what's going on with him and Charlie. And Craig's like, well, you know, we've gotten close, and we've been hanging out a lot. And, like, I haven't told anyone this, but she hung a picture in my house. It's pretty hot. You know, like, just to keep respect for her. Like, we're trying to keep things private, but we have kissed.

[Ronnie]

Whoa. Craig. Did Charlie tell Sally? Why doesn't she want people to know? Oh, my God, no.

[Benny]

I don't know. But, like, we're by ourselves in Charleston. It is just so fun. And then when we get, like, around Sally, she's, like, scared to talk to me and scared to like, me.

[Ronnie]

Whatever you do, don't tell Sally. Oops. So now the surfing people are hanging out on the beach, and Molly is asking about lunch, and Vanita is like, oh, lunch with those who we don't want to fucking eat with. We're going to eat lunch with bullies. And Molly's like, yeah. I mean, Charlie, how do you feel when Craig did that. Did that make you feel gross about him? And winner's like, I mean, he blows up like that, but he could do it to, you know, and he could do that to anyone, right? If he blows up like that, like, well, where was that energy? Or last night, you're like, hey, hey, buddy, maybe take it down a slight notch. And now he's like, oh, watch out for Craig. Because if he's like that, you don't know who he's gonna do it to next.

[Benny]

Yeah. And Molly's like, yeah. And that was quick. I mean, she didn't even say his name. She's like, yeah, I didn't say his name. And Charlie says, well, I mean, like, it's not a good look, but Like, I'm not his keeper. I mean, you know, I don't want people looking at me, like, really, really. Like, he's his own person, you guys. And Molly goes, yeah, but, like, if someone's out there acting a fool, I'm not gonna be like, oh, great, I'm dating him. But he'. Person. I'm gonna, like, you know, let him go and do his fucked up thing. Like, what the fuck?

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So then Charlie's like, well, I wouldn't do that either, except I'm doing it currently. But whatever. Do I agree with the way my eye is, like, tearing up, by the way? I am so. This scene is so emotional. I'm just gonna cry right now on the live stream. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Benny]

Are you still feeling for Craig? How he never first kiss.

[Ronnie]

I know. I'm like, totally, like, destroying you. It's amazing how many first kisses he gets to have. So Charlie's like, do I agree with the way that Craig was speaking to Venita? No, but, like, I'm in Mexico. I want to have fun. I don't want to have this, like, serious conversation. Well, how do you think Vanita feels? You think she feels she wants to be screamed at by Craig? No.

[Benny]

Yeah. I think Charlie's like, can I just make out with a hot guy? Like, why does it. Why. Why does it need to be drama every week? I just want to make out with a hot guy. Choose a better one. Choose better. I mean, what do you want? So now you know. The ATV group arrives to the tasting, and Craig is like, oh, wow, is this aloe? Rodrigo's like, no, it's agave. Whitney's like, I'm fucking burning up. I haven't seen the sun since 1989. We know. We know, Whitney. Okay? We know.

[Ronnie]

So then they start their tasting, and Austin's like, oh, my God, look at that dog. That dog is unbelievably cute. That dog lives a good life. I wonder if it knows. Knows that I'm a cat. Dad.

[Benny]

Sorry. Dog.

[Ronnie]

Cat.

[Benny]

Dad. Can't dad here. Move along.

[Ronnie]

Hey, boys. I'm back. Did y' all miss me? I bet you. Did you.

[Benny]

Hey, have you talked to anyone surfing? She's like, no, because I don't have service. Who am I gonna talk to? Well, you know,

[Ronnie]

someone. Well, let's get another drink.

[Benny]

Regular voice. You know, people that are standing around on a beach.

[Ronnie]

So Austin is like, hey, I have a question. Sally, I was just curious if you knew that Craig's been making out with Charlie. What the fuck yeah, that's what he told me on the beach. So she's fucking lying. I mean, that's weird. I'm like, of course. Yeah, of course. I'll get a gossip as soon as possible.

[Benny]

Yes. Austin's a little shit for doing that. But we all know why Craig told Austin in the first place, so he's just playing his role, Chuck. It's frustrating for me because I've been very upfront. Like, I told her we made out. So, I mean, why can't she tell me that she made out? Because you're acting like a psycho over somebody that you never dated, Sally, that's why.

[Ronnie]

Yes. Because every time she's trying to share that she and Craig are getting closer. You, like, you're like, well, you be careful, because this is also cosmic justice for how you treated Vanita earlier this season when she did it to you. That's why. So Sally's like, it's just been frustrating for me because I've been very upfront. Like, I told her that we made up, so. And Rodrigo's like, well, who made out? What happened? It's like, oh, you know, Austin and I, we made out. Everyone. Yeah, Austin, raise your hand. Raise your hand. We made out. The bathroom, guys.

[Benny]

Well, like, how do you. How am I supposed to say shook in Spanish? I don't know enough Spanish. Wow.

[Ronnie]

Girl.

[Benny]

Girl. How do you say girl? Damn. Girlfriend in Spanish?

[Ronnie]

The bartender's like, it's actually the same way. He goes, oh, yo, shook.

[Benny]

I'm shook. I don't know why I feel the need to point this out, but I just said, sally's acting like a psycho for a guy she didn't date. You know that there's more to it than that. She got mad at Craig because Craig was basically saying she was a psycho after she didn't really act psycho. And he was like, oh, my God, that lady acts crazy. So just wanted to point that out. Sally is kind of a weirdo, but it's probably not nice to call her a psycho when Craig actually did something to be pissed off about.

[Ronnie]

Oh, that girl is a psycho. Psycho mama. You know that fake Lady Gaga song? You're all the better for it.

[Benny]

I was waiting for you to continue.

[Ronnie]

No, that's all that we get.

[Benny]

So now the surfing group gets there, and Shep's like, whoa, Epic surf. Wow. That was, like, sick. How do you say that in Spanish? It's just the same thing. Okay, you're lying now, sir.

[Ronnie]

These are just. I caught, like, what I was gonna say. The bartender is like, I am not going to share my language with you guys. No way.

[Benny]

I don't want you guys to know I caught like four of the best waves I've ever caught in years. Yeah. Oh, my God. Did I just get poked by agave? Charlie, did you get up? She's like, yeah, I mean, I've done it before, but. Well, we went to the beach and the waves were great. What do you think about that? And Charlie's like, hey, Sally, I got like, I'm happy for you. Fine.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I'm real happy for you. Guess what? I got up too. As in I got Austin up. Yeah. So then they go to this, like they go through the. The whole event, the garden and everything, and Austin. Hey, Vanilla, but me to talk to you today about what happened at dinner last night because I just want to say something because I don't want you to think, like, you didn't get my back and like, you didn't get my back. And I just was like, I just didn't expect to get out of hand. And she's like, you know, anything you could have said would have been good, even if you just coughed up some breadcrumbs out of your mouth, which you usually do anyway. But I got nothing. Not even a crumb. And if it was rolled, some pity

[Benny]

saliva in my eye. What the hell, bro? She's like, you know, if the rolls were.

[Ronnie]

Well, literally nothing came out.

[Benny]

Yeah, if rolls were reversed, I would have been like, fuck you. Don't talk to her like that. And he's like, okay, well noted, noted. She goes, okay, but, you know, thanks for coming to talk to me. He's like, yeah, I'm embarrassed I didn't have her back. But it's refreshing that Venita understand things work in a normal friendship because real people are able to work. Work out shit, you know, and real friends are able to work out shit. Even though I was the one skipping parties and refusing to talk to Craig through half of this season.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, well, Craig treats people badly and I just don't like that. Well, there are two versions of Craig. Oh, yeah. Craig and Craigie. Yeah, I've been saying this for years. Last night Craig was at the dinner table. Today Craigie's been in full force. So then they go and they start, but they are tasting at this. It's like a tequila tasting, agave tasting, whatever. And Craig is all pouty when he sees Vanita walk in. Vanita and Austin sitting together. And Craig is like, austin just always disappoints me. Like, if anyone Ever treated Austin the way Vanita treated me, I wouldn't be, like, buds with her. Like, okay, yes, you know, you don't like Vanita because she sided with Paige in your breakup. But, like, she has not been terrorizing you. She has not been making your life hell. It's like, fine. There have been people who've done way worse to you than Vanita.

[Benny]

You are the one in the wrong here. You were the one screaming at a lady last night at dinner. How are you the victim? But he is. And you see his bloat, his coke bloat face getting all pissed off and turning red as he watches them. And we know they're on a tequila trip. So here comes Craigie. They're gonna just get Craig drunk and make him scream at somebody again. And he falls right into it. So the guy's like, who wants more tequila? Anybody shook? That was in Spanish. Anybody get that? When he's like, that's a stupid question. Of course we want tequila. Okay, I'll grab a bottle. And Craig's like, grab two.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, that's always a bad sign.

[Benny]

Here comes one right now.

[Ronnie]

So that does a whole talk about tequila, ceviche, cactus, all that stuff. They're drinking some tequila that's, like 48 alcohol. It burns their. Their tongues and everything. And they're like, wow. It's like jet fuel. You know, Craig's, like, downing it, like, gulping it down like. Like five alive. And so they look at some reposados, and somewhere in. In rum barrels. Some were in merlot barrels and everything, and. And Craig reveals on the topic of rum. Craig goes, all I want to do is be fucking Jack Sparrow. It's just, like, never enough. I love rum.

[Benny]

His crew, Johnny Depp.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Of course Craig wants to be Jack Sparrow,

[Benny]

Especially after the past year or so. It's like, wow.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Benny]

There's something that shocks me. Not at all. Not at all, sir. So Rodrigo's like, so are we gonna shower together or what, chap? Cause you need to shower, right? He's like, y. I'm a big shower guy. And Craig goes, I'm a big heels guy. Like, heels in a short dress guy. Oh, like a porn star. I just really like stuck porn. Molly's like, what? It's like, what is stuck porn? Like your arm gets stuck in something. He's like, oh, no, I'm in the dryer. I can't get out. What are you doing back there, Stepson. Stuck porn. I've never heard of stuck porn.

[Ronnie]

Have you? I've never heard of It. I mean, I feel like, seen scenario. I don't know if I've even seen stuck porn. I've never even. I get it. It's like, okay, oh, something happened. But like, stuck porn, that's such a specific.

[Benny]

I'm stuck in the washing machine.

[Ronnie]

That's even more specific than Carl's tan line porn.

[Benny]

I think the weirdest porn that I've come across lately, I think it's new. Is ignoring porn. Have you ever. I don't know if that's what it's called, but there's like this. There's. It's where, like, someone's playing a video game or something and they're just ignoring that someone is having sex with them. It's the weirdest thing. Or I saw one where. Not that I watch porn or anything, it just happened on my elbow. Sorry. It's not the charm. I'm not being very chaste, am I? But there was another one where some guy was on the phone and he was just. He was like, on a business call and just pretend. It wasn't like he was trying to hide that he was on a business call. He was just on the call and someone was having sex with him and it's like he didn't even notice. It's really weird.

[Ronnie]

Oh, yeah. Well, it's like that thing. Is it sort of like the thing where like. Like the Whitney Rose style thing where she, like, gave Justin a blowjob under the desk at work? One of those things where it's like, ooh, it's a little bit taboo. It's a little bit like, oh, we shouldn't be doing this.

[Benny]

Well, you would think so, right? But it's not. It's like people just completely ignoring that they're even having sex at all. It's not like, oh, I'm getting a BJ under the desk. Yes. It's kind of sexy. Hope no one shows up. It's like, I don't even know I'm getting a bj. It's just happening without me knowing.

[Ronnie]

That's interesting thing.

[Benny]

Super weird, right?

[Ronnie]

Wow, how disaffected.

[Benny]

Yeah, it's like unaffected porn. I don't know what you would call it.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Benny]

Anyway, I mean, I've been having that kind of sex for years, but.

[Ronnie]

Well, maybe I should try stuck porn. Might be fun. I'm stuck in the dryer. Somehow I found myself in the dryer. That's the weird thing that the example doesn't make sense. It's one thing. It's like, oh, no, I'm Stuck in the bathroom. Help me get out of the bathroom. But, like, stuck at the dryer. What were you doing in the dryer?

[Benny]

Yeah, I like that people are just getting turned on by such random things now. It's like, gone so sexual that it's like, almost non sexual. It's like, oh, I don't even know I'm having sex while I'm on this phone call or playing a video or I'm stuck in the dryer. I'm gonna start making one where it's like, gosh, I just can't figure out this tax law, you know? It's like, do I owe this tax or do I not?

[Ronnie]

I love the classics. I love the classics. Like, the plumber comes over or, you know, spills something on his shirt. He's got to take a shirt off. Like, I love that. That's like. That just like, works so well for me, you know? It's like a fun little narrative. It's like, whoa, imagine if this happened in real life. That's how it's always exciting. Yeah.

[Benny]

Service porn. Yeah. So, okay. Stuck porn. That's new. So Shep's like, okay, how great is lunch been, you guys? Craig's like, wow, the chicken with the red sauce is the best. You know what? We should talk about small talk food, because it's been 20 minutes of us doing that so far in this episode. Ronnie's to the point of talking about taxpayers, so make this even more boring. So Austin's like, okay, let's talk about our highs and lows. My high of the day was making out with Whitney. Sorry, I was talking like, shit. My high of the day was making Whitney suffer through us having to have fun on the beach while he was like, ugh, I don't touch sand. It's funny.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So fun. Whitney's like, oh, did you hear me complain? I was reading the New York Post in the shade and these motherfuckers are trying to solve world hunger. Chip's like, well, what did you guys think about the beach? None of anyone's business except for me and Austin. What? I don't get that. What do you guys talk about on the beach? Sorry, I thought I read it as, what'd you guys think about the beach? I was like, why is Craig being so protective about his opinions on the beach?

[Benny]

Yeah. No. Craig's just like, no one gets to know about what we talked about. Haha. Even though I was telling Austin a secret, then Austin then told Sally. That's gonna turn into a fight later. So then now it's dinner time, so everyone's showering and getting ready to go out, and Austin's checking in with Sally, and he's like, what's wrong? I mean, you're not fine. You're a Patty McPatterson. What the hell's going on there? I mean, she didn't even tell me they kissed. I mean, that's crazy. And it's weird because our friendship, you know, it's like, I'll be fine. I just need. I just need to kiss, baby.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God. Would you, like. Would you. Okay, you. Would you. Would you. Would you be, like, a nightmare today? You seem like you'd be total nightmare. So, like, no, I'm actually quite lovely. Yeah. I do everything for my man. So they are arriving, and then Craig is like, everyone cheers to Shep for bringing us to Mexico. We may hate each other at times, except for Vanita, who I hate all the time, but hopefully we love each other even more. Yeah.

[Benny]

Craig's like, okay. They're talking about shots and stuff. Like, are they gonna do. Because they're ordering, and it's another 10 minutes, so they're doing shots and stuff. Stuff. And so he's like, well, I'm only taking a shot if you're taking a shot, Austin. I follow the man. Craig's like, oh, it's okay. Don't be a. And Molly's like, yeah. When people say. It's, like, kind of funny because, like, nuts are sensitive, but, like, pussies take a pounding. What are people talking about?

[Ronnie]

You know what's so funny? Our friend said that to us over the weekend. She said the exact same thing. It was almost like she knew this quote would be coming up. She said, I don't understand why people say. Well, why people get. Call people pussies, as if it's a bad thing. Pussies are way, way more durable than nuts are. So there you go.

[Benny]

Does pussies mean, like, the vagina, or does it mean, like, puddy cat?

[Ronnie]

Like a little kitty?

[Benny]

Like, innocent little kitty cat. And we've taken it to mean.

[Ronnie]

I think it means vagina. Yeah. Either way, a kitty cat is also quite. Quite sturdy, quite resilient. Don't mess with a cat. Yeah, I know it's a cat. Dad bad. So Craig is like, we were in, like, random. Okay, all right. Can I say something? Okay, yeah. Say we were in a random country and no one was here. Would you let me do this? And then he's talking about body shots of Charlie, and she's like, yeah. And so then Austin goes and does a body shot off of Sally and then makes out with her and everything. It's like, oh, body shots. And Craig's like, what happens in Mexico does not stay in Mexico.

[Benny]

So they're doing body shots off Sally. And Craig's like, yeah, for the shots we did. You know what? I'm gonna buy the bottle so Austin can pour them out. Okay? Did everybody hear me? Bartender, bottle shot. I'm rich. I'm buying a whole bottle. Guys. Did you hear? I bought a bottle. I bought the bottle, guys. I bought the whole bottle.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So Whitney's like, craig is getting, like, fucking hammered. Oh, mother. And Chef's like, craig, Craig. No more shots. No more shots. Now I'm so fucking hungry. Is this cheese? I'm gonna eat it. Oh, my God. I'm gonna eat this cheese like it's aust in the mouth.

[Benny]

So Charlie has everything with Craig like Sally. I mean, we had this conversation so many times. Why are you still asking me what's going on with Craig?

[Ronnie]

Because I'm trying to be real with you. I know you made out with him.

[Benny]

What? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, okay, so we kissed. It was nothing crazy, okay?

[Ronnie]

Yeah, but I don't care that y' all kiss. Except that I care quite a I I queer. I care about our friendship.

[Benny]

Our friendship is fine. I'm so sorry.

[Ronnie]

I don't feel that way.

[Benny]

Fighting, fighting. The girls are fighting. You might. You might feel our relationship is fine, but I'm the boy being lied to. She's like, Sally. Oh, my God. I'm not denying the fact that the second it changed was whenever I went on the date with Craig. Okay? I think that's when I came to my turning point with him in the group. And that's when I was like, oh, I don't actually want to hear and share everything with Sally.

[Ronnie]

Then don't. Don't share everything with me. Fine.

[Benny]

I haven't. And now, like, you're absolutely hammering me

[Ronnie]

because he didn't tell me.

[Benny]

I did. I did tell you. Maybe you weren't listening, but I told

[Ronnie]

you, don't do that.

[Benny]

This is going to end poorly. Well, I don't care who you make out with. Whatever. All I'm saying is that there's a shift in our friendship, and that's what I'm upset about. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Charlie's like, no, you're not wrong. And so it's time to close. And so they're leaving, and Venita's checking in with Molly, and Molly's like, or no, sorry. Charlie is left with Venita and Molly. And so Venita's like, how are you feeling? Molly's like, yeah. Is it because you thought she was going to tell everybody? Or why didn't you tell anybody that you made out with Greg? And she's like, it's honestly. Because I just don't want to talk to anybody about it. Okay?

[Ronnie]

Yeah, it is funny, because Sally is mad that. That ma. That Charlie didn't tell her about the kiss. And then she's like. And then. Then she's like, well, then don't. You don't have to. I don't know. I'm not. You know, I'm not even get into it. It's just so ridiculous. So they go back to their vans, and Craig is loitering back in the bar. And he's like, I feel really bad that Sally is giving you. I feel so bad about that. Says Craig, who got this all in motion.

[Benny]

Yeah. And Charlie's like, yeah. I mean, she says, I'm not being truthful, and I've taken a step back from the friendship. So what do I do? He's like, yeah, well, like, all of a sudden, I understood that. Like, why every time you're with her, things change with us.

[Ronnie]

That's why. That's why I crowned. Create a boundary with her. And I just don't want to talk to her about. About, like, Craig. Okay.

[Benny]

Sorry, but it's killing me being like, why do we have to hide this? Come here. Here, let's kiss.

[Ronnie]

It's like, no, it's fine. It's fine. No, you just told me the truth. So back in the van, everyone's, like, waiting around like, where's Charlie? Where's Craig? Because they can't leave. And she's like, this, gosh, this is absolutely dumb. We need to go back. Gosh. But Craig and Charlie are still back at the bar. And Craig's like, sally was yelling at you about us. That was insane. She lost her.

[Benny]

She was not. I told everybody she's a hurricane. I was honest. I was just like, you know, like, I enjoy spending time with. And I'm gonna keep spending time with him. I mean, what. What do you want from me?

[Ronnie]

Yeah, it's just kind of cool. So they're just, like, still waiting. Still waiting. And Whitney is getting mad, so Craig is up, and we don't need him doing anything, Mother. So then finally, Craig gets to the van. He's got tequila and cigarettes, and, you know, he's stumbling around and his, like, hair is a mess and his face is red. So we just know this is gonna be a terrible van ride.

[Benny]

Yeah, we know it's coming. And now he's. And he's also laid down the groundwork for being like, Sally yelled at Charl. Every time Sally yells at Charlie, it changes my relationship with Charlie. Therefore, Sally is interfering in my relationship with Charlie. So he's laid it down to go scream at her on the. On the van.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, exactly. So Craig's like, hey, Austin, look what I found. Well, Craig, that's insane. I drank tequila all night. How would. Like, why would I now? Why do you want to keep on drinking tequila now? It's like, because you're my friend. Drink with me. Drink with me.

[Benny]

Oh, my God, Craig, that is so insane. Like, with your hair in front of your face like that. He's like, shut the fuck up. Whoa. And Charlie's in the way back. She just goes, oh, my God.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God, Craig, be nice. Why are you looking at me like that? Because you just told me to shut the fuck up. Well, next time you tell me I'm crazy, I'm done. So, Craig, chill. You're freaking out about nothing right now. Sincere.

[Benny]

What are you guys even talking about up there? What are you talking about? It's what. It's what he's talking about, not me. You're so dumb. Just leave me alone, please.

[Ronnie]

Oh, you're never in the wrong ever. Like, you never aren't up to your. I'm not gonna let you do this to me.

[Benny]

I'm not doing anything to you. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. I'm removing myself from your life.

[Ronnie]

That's always Greg's go to. It's like. He's like, we are no longer friends. The two of us are no longer going to be associated. I'm removing myself from my life. Life from your life. As if. He's like, this great prize Martha Puart.

[Benny]

So Rodrigo's like, don't do that, Craig. You're being an girlfriend. Which, yeah, I like that people can suddenly start standing up. But it is nice to see people at least doing it justice for Vanita, though. And in the other van, Whitney gets a text, and he's like, whoa. Apparently Craig is going crazy in the other car. God, I'm in the wrong car. Molly's like, yeah, like, I can see him. He's turning around and yelling in there.

[Ronnie]

That's bad. If you can see it from another van at night. And Craig is, like, standing up like, the van is dry. Is, like, moving, and he's, like, standing in the van and yelling. And Charlie's like, craig, calm down. Why are you yelling at me?

[Benny]

Because you keep getting involved in. That has nothing to do with you. Just leave me alone. You fucking loser.

[Ronnie]

Fucking asshole.

[Benny]

You're a fucking loser.

[Ronnie]

No, you look. I didn't do anything in this car ride to deserve any of this, did I?

[Benny]

You're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser. You suck. Craig's a. I hate this guy. Hate him.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, he's totally unhinged. But we'll see what happens next week, huh?

[Benny]

I suppose so. Show up with a smile and everyone will be like, that's just Craigie. Yeah, good old laughter from the audience. What an asshole. All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being here. We'll talk to you next time. Join us tomorrow night in Hollywood or virtually via our live stream through Kizwi. You can get [e-mail]. we'll see you guys tomorrow.

[Ronnie]

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