#3236 RHOBH S15E11: Glampton’s Fraud Alert

Summary

Watch What Crappens Podcast – Episode #3236

RHOBH S15E11: Glampton’s Fraud Alert
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Episode Date: February 27, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Ben and Ronnie dissect Season 15, Episode 11 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, titled "The Price of Divorce." The hosts deliver their trademark blend of praise, ridicule, and comedic evisceration, focusing on the Housewives’ shifting finances, fashion choices, divorce drama, and trademark shade-throwing. They particularly hone in on Dorit’s spending habits in the midst of separation, Sutton’s emotional journey regarding her annulment, and Erica’s ongoing legal and emotional struggles.

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Main Discussion Points

Opening Scenes & Amanda Watch (01:27–02:53)

• Manda Heads Deprived: The hosts lament Amanda's brief appearance this episode.
  • "I was eagerly waiting for more Amanda scenes. I need something to make fun of. And it never came." – Ben (02:40)

Dorit’s Divorce & the “Fraud Alert” Shopping Trip (03:16–14:54)

• Dorit FaceTimes with her kids and PK:

  • Jokes about flying commercial as “the price of divorce.”
  • "As far as my kids are concerned, they don't know a single bad thing that PK has ever done to me. Well, except for flying commercial and now having to pretend to smile and wave." – Dorit (05:25)
  • Hosts skewer Dorit for always having a candy/lozenge in confessional.

• Shopping in the Hamptons with Rachel and Kyle:

  • Rachel stans her Kelly bag and jokes about "quiet luxury."
  • Dorit racks up $4,500 in purchases, but her credit card is declined due to a "fraud alert."
  • "Sorry, everybody. I just speak in different languages when I get angry with credit companies. Now, listen, everybody. It's called a fraud alert, all right? Stop judging me, America. I'm not poor. It's fraud alerts." – Dorit (14:01)
  • Kyle casts shade at Dorit's spending, despite her own lavish lifestyle.
  • "Kyle… made her entire storyline last year about how you love to shop, and now someone else is shopping. You're like, whoa, crazy person. Check her in to a mental hospital." – Amanda (14:28)

Erica’s Therapy & Real Talk About Life Sucking (27:10–31:37)

• Erica’s Therapy Session:
  • Erica confides in Dr. Jen Mann about her $25 million trial, $10 million tax bill, and general exhaustion.
  • “Yeah, but you know what? The now isn't that great. The now sucks.” – Erica (29:05)
  • Dr. Jen gives blunt advice:
    • “You know, look, here's one of the secrets of life. You know, we imagine that there's gonna be this moment in life where all the bills are paid and our laundry's folded… No, that doesn't happen. Life sucks. Life always is gonna suck. And that's how it is.” – Dr. Jen (30:40)
    • Ben and Ronnie are in awe of the therapist's honesty and skill.

Sutton’s Annulment & Malibu Lunch with Jennifer (19:47–27:10)

• Reflecting on the Past:
  • Sutton and friend Jennifer reminisce about Sutton's old life and sudden's evolving identity post-annulment.
  • "She's very cultured… very skinny legs… a really handsome husband… they seemed like the perfect couple. Nobody thought anything was wrong. And then, of course, I got to know her, and she was, you know, crazy…" – Jennifer (23:01)
  • Discussion of betrayals: Sutton's ex dating her friend, the shock of finding out through her son.
  • Jokes about pop songs and intense boredom with Sutton’s woes.

Family Dynamics, Divorce, and Emotional Fallout (32:30–36:39)

• Rachel’s Family Gathering in the Hamptons:

  • Warm, humorous insights into family reunions, lost parental support, and relationship breakdowns.
  • "Kyle has a nice little moment… it would have been really nice to have her mom and dad around when she was going through her separation with Mo…" – Amanda (32:46)
  • Dorit and Rachel's mom connect over divorce, with jokes about “growing flowers in the attic” and missing brother-husbands.

• Shade at Kyle, Spending, and Emotional Undercurrents:

  • Kyle judges Dorit's shopping while flexing her own real estate, including a new house in Nashville.
  • The group commiserates over the difficulty of co-parenting and the emotional debris of separation.

Fertility, Finances & Red Flags (37:19–40:47)

• Bose, Lael, and Keely's dinner discussion:
  • Exploration of chivalry after loss, worries about fertility, and financial security.
  • Red flags emerge as Keely raises the prospect of job loss.
  • "I know you're not coming to dinner and announcing you're going to stop working in five years." – Ronnie's commentary (39:55)
  • Light-hearted musings on why Lael hates going to San Diego: “Why are we leaving L.A. to go to San Diego again? To eat at, like, the Yard House downtown?” – Amanda (40:00)

Dating Stories, Zara vs. Designer, and the Power of Baggage (41:12–47:32)

• Kyle recounts a DM slide in an airport:

  • Rachel and Dorit riff on how only attractive men can get away with bold overtures.

  • The group continues to clown on Kyle for wearing Zara.

  • Rachel’s emotional retelling of the moment her relationship ended, the subsequent trust issues, and how she found out about Raj’s infidelity.

  • Quote:
    "The minute I lost trust was the minute that he didn't put my suitcase into the overhead. It was over." – Rachel (45:28)

  • Conversations about cheating, proposals, and how marriages lose their footing.

  • "What kind of marriage are you setting yourself up for? If you cheat and then you immediately get married. I mean, that sets a precedence." – Kyle (46:53)

Emotional Close & Preview (48:08–48:41)

• Rachel and the group reflect on learning, bonding, and the messiness of family and friendship.
• Anticipation for the next week’s cast trip and a quick farewell before the Crappies live event.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

Dorit on Divorce and Credit Cards (14:01)

"It's called a fraud alert, all right? Stop judging me, America. I'm not poor. It's fraud alerts." – Dorit

Dr. Jen’s Therapy Truth Bomb (30:40)

“We imagine that there's gonna be this moment… where all the bills are paid… No, that doesn't happen. Life sucks. Life always is gonna suck. That’s how it is.” – Dr. Jen

Erica Summing Up (29:05)

"Yeah, but you know what? The now isn't that great. The now sucks." – Erica

Sutton vs. Her Past (23:01)

"The Sutton I knew ten years ago… very chic… very cultured… very skinny legs… a really handsome husband… Nobody thought anything was wrong…" – Jennifer

Rachel on Trust (45:28)

“The minute I lost trust was the minute that he didn't put my suitcase into the overhead. It was over.” – Rachel

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Amanda Disappearing Act: 02:40
• Dorit’s Shopping & Fraud Alert: 13:41–14:54
• Therapy with Dr. Jen: 27:10–31:37
• Sutton’s Annulment Storyline: 19:47–27:10
• Hamptons Family Dinner & Mother-Daughter Moments: 32:30–36:39
• Kyle’s Airport DM Story/Privilege Riff: 41:12
• Rachel’s Divorce Moment: 43:20–45:28
• Episode Wrap & Crappies Hype: 48:30–48:41

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Tone, Language & Comedy

True to Watch What Crappens style, Ben and Ronnie’s recap is loaded with comedic impressions, sharp meta-commentary, and Bravo-specific in-jokes. The hosts hold little back in mocking hypocrisy (especially over wealth, shopping, and lifestyle), while occasionally pausing for moments of genuine empathy—mainly when commending honest emotion or impressive therapy.

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Conclusion

This episode offers a hilarious, energetic, and at times deeply empathetic breakdown of RHOBH’s ongoing themes of wealth, status, loss, and reinvention. The Watch What Crappens team keeps it fresh with razor-sharp wit, memorable one-liners ("Fraud alert!"), and plenty of playful shade, making it a must-listen for Bravo fans—especially those who want all the drama with none of the ads or filler.

Transcript

[Amanda]

What happens when there's so much what happens. When there's so much that crappens?

[Ronnie]

Well, hello and welcome to watch what crappens? I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Bennonie tunes.

[Kyle]

Hello.

[Amanda]

How are you?

[Ronnie]

Good. Welcome, everybody. It's today, and that means tonight is

[Kyle]

the golden crabby awards in Hollywood, California at the Fonda theater.

[Ronnie]

We'll be taking the stage in just a few hours, so hope you guys are there. Okay, if you can't be in la, guess where you can be online.

[Dorit]

Okay.

[Ronnie]

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[Amanda]

and now, yes.

[Ronnie]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 15, Episode 11, the Price of Divorce.

[Dorit]

O

[Amanda]

yes. And it opens up with Lel driving bows to San Diego to visit Keely. And guess what? This just in. Keely is so excited. Lael, drive faster. Not too fast. Slow down, slow down. Lael, you're out of control.

[Kyle]

La, Kel is having a. Is excited to have a big episode where he's basically coming out to America as going to be somebody who quits his job and lives off of our money.

[Ronnie]

So.

[Amanda]

That's right.

[Kyle]

Hope you enjoy that.

[Ronnie]

So then we go over to Sutton playing tennis with her pro Victor, and Amanda and Shoshana are at a nail salon. And Amanda's like, for the wedding, you can be the flower girl with Delilah. Like, what about putting her in a wagon or something? And Shosh is like, fine.

[Dorit]

It would be funny if she got out and she ran away.

[Amanda]

Amanda's like, that might be distressful on the bride. And that was the end of Amanda for the episode, by the way. That was it. We only got that one bite. And for as annoying as Amanda is, I have to say I was eagerly waiting for more Amanda scenes. I was like, okay, this is fine. This episode's fine. Can we get back to an Amanda scene? I need something to make fun of. And it never came. That was it. That was all that we Got from Amanda this week.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. All the manda heads are like, wait a minute.

[Dorit]

I need more manda.

[Ronnie]

So the hammest. Yeah. So back. Yeah, the manda manifesties. What do you think her fans call themselves? The Mandifest manifesties. The manda festing. Oh, yeah. So we go to the hamptons and Dorit's FaceTiming with Phoenix, and she's like,

[Dorit]

hello, do you know my son? Are you friends? Why are you calling me? How do you have my number, Mommy,

[Rachel]

did you fly all the way to New York? And she was like, yes, yes, we flew all the way to New York, baby. Did you fly on a commercial plane? Yes, we went on a commercial plane, my love. If you go to Disneyland today, do you think you'll. You'll try Thunder Mountain? Notice how I'm gonna change the subject away from commercial flying.

[Dorit]

Yes. I don't know if you've heard, little girl who knows my son, but the commercial plane is the price of divorce.

[Amanda]

So Phoenix is like, I'm definitely going on Thunder Mountain.

[Rachel]

Oh, so you're definitely going. I'm so proud of you, baby.

[Dorit]

So proud.

[Rachel]

Whatsoever.

[Amanda]

And so she says, well, I'm glad

[Dorit]

you're getting to see your father, but if you'd like to get extra visitation while I'm gone, you might want to go to Matterhorn. You can see him standing there in his underwear in the morning being grumpy that he doesn't have Pringles left in the. In the cabinets.

[Rachel]

Well, unfortunately, you'll have to stay away from the teacups, because unfortunately, your father always thinks that they're filled with vodka. Too bad. Raging alcoholic. He is.

[Ronnie]

I said, it's not the shot glasses, Pique.

[Dorit]

It's the teacups.

[Amanda]

Get it together.

[Dorit]

I'm really pleased that at least I can be here in the Hymptons and the kids can be with Piquee. And it feels a semblance of what it's supposed to feel like. I just hope and pray, pray that we can carry on and start to

[Ronnie]

co parent the way we always should have. Her.

[Amanda]

Hey, babe, I'm in the tablet now. How's it going,

[Ronnie]

babe? She's like, did you sleep okay last night?

[Dorit]

And the kid's like, yes, I slept okay. And it's all due to this big guy.

[Ronnie]

And then she turns the camera to PK and he's just like, hello.

[Dorit]

What are you doing hanging out with the marshmallow man from the ghost boosters? Daddy, Mummy, why are you drinking whiskey

[Rachel]

ounces from an upside down Mickey Mouse Hat.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, she fell asleep. All right. It was good, babe. It was good.

[Dorit]

Well, good.

[Ronnie]

Well.

[Dorit]

Wonderful to see you, pk. Wonderful to see you. As far as my kids are concerned, they don't know a single bad thing that PK has ever done to me. Well, except for flying commercial and now having to pretend to smile and to wave.

[Ronnie]

Is she always sucking on something and it, like, looks like she has a candy or something?

[Amanda]

She had a candy in this. I noticed that as well. I'm like, dorit, could you please get rid of your lozenge before you do your interview?

[Dorit]

And I have to smile and woo. Like everything is honky dory and everything is great and it's hard and I've done it, believing it's in the best interest of my kids. Fucking. Fuck. Fucking coke suck up. Fucking, fucking. God damn. God damn it.

[Amanda]

She just starts cursing on screen.

[Rachel]

Okay, bye, Phoenix.

[Amanda]

So upstairs, Rachel has things to say. She's like, holy. I'm like, wrecked today. Sunglasses and a dress can hide a ton. But I took Tylenol, I did an eye mask, I took a B12, I took biotin. I took everything, and nothing is doing anything. I'm like, who are you talking to? She's just in the kitchen announcing this. I thought Xander was here. I mean, Zan Za. I guess he's not. He must have left.

[Kyle]

Hi.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God, you are so cute.

[Kyle]

You know, we're about this, Zara. Can you believe it? Can you believe it?

[Ronnie]

You know what, Zara? Honestly, so good. Like, Rachel took a moment. I don't think she felt that because Rachel was like, zara's so good.

[Amanda]

Look, I'm on basic cable. Zara's so good. She's like, wait, I might be able to do a deal with Know the room.

[Ronnie]

Know the room.

[Amanda]

Know the room. So Kyle's like, wow, I really like your earrings. They're really great.

[Ronnie]

These.

[Amanda]

These are vintage Dior. Kyle's like, oh, gorgeous. Kyle's just staring like, where do I get vintage Dior? She's so jealous at all times. So the producer is like, so, Rachel, not everything you own is designer, right? She's like, yeah. I mean, not everything I own as designer. I mean, most of it is. Let's be honest, it's not Zara, that's for sure.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, well, I'm tired today. But you're not tired because you didn't even drink and you rested. Like, I was in the DJ booth for, like, another hour and a half. It was crazy.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Do you know how vulnerable it was of me to Be in the DJ booth. I was like, wow, I'm so vulnerable up here. Like, watching someone press play. It's, like, a lot. Here comes Dorit. Hey, Dorit. Hi, honey. Oh, my God. I can't with you. You look gorgeous. Just gorge. It looks like you're not wearing a stitch of Zara. I appreciate that so much.

[Ronnie]

And we see on the screen, Dorit, $28,000 Kelly bag. Rachel's like, oh, my God, you guys, Kelly, seriously, I do not travel with my Kelly. That's bold. That is bold.

[Kyle]

Kyle's like, this is what I wanted to get. And they told me, kyle, you will destroy it. Because, like, I'm not delicate and that color is white, so whatever.

[Amanda]

Wow. I'm, like, dying. Dying for caffeine. Like, you guys, we need to get caffeine.

[Rachel]

Yes.

[Amanda]

I am holding a venti already in my hands. I need more. It's like, me in a DJ booth. I need more and more and more. I just can't have enough.

[Kyle]

Well, I don't know if you guys heard, but, like, I had the chance to get that Kelly bag, and I said, no. I mean, just so you guys know, like, I could have gotten it, but I didn't get it.

[Amanda]

I feel like the headline was really lost in my story. The stories that I could have gotten it, and I didn't get it. So I'm kind of like, Rachel, the way she actually has one, doesn't even bother bringing it. That's, like, called quiet luxury. So, yeah, Rachel and I are kind of like the same person.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, you guys, I'm like, seriously, like, I'm not even kidding. You need some retail therapy. I mean, so they go downtown, and she's like, yeah, I need to shop to carry my hangover. So they go to this store. It's like, I don't know. They should have just called it, like, I don't know, dressing like you're 12.

[Kyle]

Every.

[Ronnie]

Every outfit in there was, like, a little girl outfit, and very frilly and pink and stuff. And to read, it's like, oh, my God, I can't. I couldn't.

[Dorit]

I can't, I can't.

[Ronnie]

I couldn't.

[Dorit]

That's how many languages I can't in. I mean, look at this. Is it mother daughter. I seriously can newts.

[Rachel]

I love that I just left my Kelly on the table.

[Amanda]

That's how I do it. And Rachel is like. Rachel puts on a hat. She goes, guys, what do you think? I know it's supposed to go like this, but it's too pointy for My head. So it's going to go on like this. What do you think about? Like this? I got. I'm such a rebel. Can I. Do you think this would look good in a DJ booth? Oh, my God. I'm so vulnerable right now.

[Ronnie]

You guys, one thing that I don't have enough of is a straw hat. Like, I do not have enough straw. Rachel, you don't need another straw hat.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Ronnie]

Got plenty.

[Amanda]

I do.

[Ronnie]

I do.

[Amanda]

Guys, this hat's making my hangover go away. It's like a anti hangover hat. Guys, I need to buy my hat. Okay, everyone. Guys, I'm buying it. Oh, guys, I bought it. I bought the hat.

[Rachel]

Guys.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God. Dorit's over there. She's, like, trying to put something on her head. Do you need help? Like, I'm a stylist. You don't seem to know what a scarf is. Let me help you. It goes on your head like.

[Dorit]

Oh, look at that. I look adorable.

[Ronnie]

We could do it, like, 47 different ways. It's crazy.

[Amanda]

Look, in this way, it's like a scarf, but in this way, it's like a bandana. You like it? Yeah. Dorit's like, doing, like, Runway walks to trying on this, like, bandana as if she's never worn one in her hair before.

[Dorit]

It's sue me.

[Ronnie]

How does it look in front. You know what? I love it as a headband. It could also be a bikini. It could be a heel. You could like. It could be a heel. If you want such of a. Such, ah, vibe.

[Amanda]

Let's just try this, like, one thing. Let's make it like a headband, but then turn it into a bandana halfway across your forehead so it just, like, dangles over your eye. How do you like that?

[Rachel]

Ooh, it's so me. This is, oh, absolutely incredible. Rachel, you're a genius.

[Amanda]

I know. It's crazy. It's such a vibe. So vibey.

[Dorit]

Well, I think the only difference in my shopping habits since I've been separated is I find that I'm that buying as much or as impulsively as much.

[Ronnie]

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[Rachel]

My expenses have gone up, but I've been hustling my tush off. I still can treat myself a fair amount and maybe more than a fair amount, as long as I don't lose

[Amanda]

$30,000 in my checkout basket.

[Rachel]

But I'm responsible. Very responsible.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God. Dorit, meet me next door. Georgina. Like I can. I'm going to meet Kyle. Okay. I'm going over there. I'm going to Georgina. Okay. Literally.

[Amanda]

Georgiana, just so you know.

[Ronnie]

Georgiana. Sorry, Georgiana. You're right. Georgina was a dumb slut. She got kicked out of the Hamptons.

[Amanda]

Yeah, there's an A in there. Georgiana. Literally, Kyle. Literally. Jody just bought half the store. Look at that. Half the store. And her total. Dorit's total is about like $4,500, which is a lot of money. But on this show, that's like, not a crazy amount. I was expecting it to say like $13,000, $15,000. I was like, 40 $500 for a Beverly Hills housewife. I was like, sort of. Is a sort of. Seems okay.

[Ronnie]

Well, except when you know that the mortgage hasn't been paid or whatever she was talking about, Right? So her card doesn't go through, which is very, very dorit. She's like, oh,

[Dorit]

what the Fluken Turgens?

[Ronnie]

Sorry, everybody.

[Dorit]

I just speak in different languages when I get angry with credit companies. Now, listen, everybody. It's called a fraud alert, all right? Stop judging me, America. I only see you on your little Twitter's dingy dangling criticisms at me. I'm not poor. It's fraud alerts.

[Rachel]

It's not because of my spending. It's because I'm 3,000 miles away from home. You guys, I didn't try this, but I was meant to I need to add this onto the tally. A $325 dress.

[Amanda]

So she's buying stuff. Kyle's getting annoyed because she's waiting, and Kyle's like, oh, there she is. Oh, wow. She has a whole new outfit on. Oh, my God, you got so much stuff to read. Like, wow. What was your total dorit. Wow, you're crazy. I'm like, kyle, you made your entire storyline last year about how you love to shop. You can shop anywhere you go, and now someone else is shopping. You're like, whoa, crazy person. Check her into a mental hospital.

[Ronnie]

Well, yeah, because she's getting that all on camera for PK so she can be.

[Kyle]

I told her. I told her. I mean, I don't know why she's spending so much money.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God. What did you just spend? Like a house? Like, oh, my God. People who shop at Zara could afford a house with the money that you just spent.

[Amanda]

So then they go back to the Hamptons house, and Rachel's like, that was a very, very productive shopping day.

[Ronnie]

Wow.

[Amanda]

I want to do. Guys, the reason why there's, like, lots of wine out is because I want to do something special for my family. My family loves wine. They're, like, the best family ever. Did you see last night when my entire family got into the DJ booth? It was, like, insane. We just danced and watched the dj. It was amazing.

[Ronnie]

So now they go to kind of take a break before the nighttime and get ready and stuff. And Kyle FaceTimes Portia, and she's like,

[Kyle]

hi, Portia, honey, I miss you so. Okay, sorry, I gotta go. Bose is there. Bye.

[Amanda]

It's like, one second, one second. Bo's like, hello, I'm calling because I have fomo. I'm stuck with Amanda Francis journaling in some pad from Staples, and you're out there at the Hamptons. Tell me everything.

[Kyle]

Kyle's like, hi, how are you? You know, last year, Boz and I struggled to connect on, like, a deeper level. So I appreciate that she's making the effort to, you know, get to know me. So separate from Dorit.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Kyle's just happy that to read that Bose was like, oh, my God, it's killing me that I'm not there. And Kyle. Kyle literally goes, oh, my God, did you see our Instagram stories? We were having so much fun. Some would say like, the most fun ever and will never be replicated. So you kind of did miss out. Yeah, I guess I'm in the fun group. Oh, well. Bye.

[Kyle]

I was dancing more than anybody for the longest Time. Like, it's not a competition, but, like, I won.

[Amanda]

So I don't know if you know this, but, like, Billy Joel song, for the longest time, it was about me dancing in the Hamptons. He's from Long island, you know.

[Kyle]

So how's Dorit been?

[Ronnie]

And she's like, you know, she's been a little, like.

[Kyle]

I can't really explain it. I can't put my finger on it, but, like, I got to the airport, and she was still at home.

[Ronnie]

She hadn't even left yet.

[Kyle]

So there's that.

[Ronnie]

I mean, you know, and Vos is

[Kyle]

like, oh, my God. And then she gets there, and then she forgets her passport, and she doesn't even have a real id And I don't know if it's, like, manic or if it's OCD kicking in from anxiety, because I used to get that. I used to get that even worse than her. I got better OCD than her.

[Amanda]

Yeah, my OCD went away when I started buying Kelly bags. I bought so many of them that, like, I had. I could, like, just stop buying them, you know? Etc. But, like, when Mo and I were first separated, like, everyone was so focused on my, like, not drinking and working out too much that Dorit was, like, the first one to point that out to me. But I feel like if I were to say that to her, it would not go well. So right now I just want to focus on staying on the right path with her. No, you want to get your revenge because Dorit pointed it out to you, and now you want to be like, oh, wow. You know, because you said that Kyle was going through something. I'm now gonna say, tell everyone that Dorit's going through something. Like, this is. She's been waiting for this moment.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. And it's really stupid to be having this conversation with Bose because, you know, Bose is gonna go, right. It's her best friend. So she's gonna go right back and tell Dorit. Right?

[Amanda]

Right.

[Kyle]

So Bose is like, well, Kyle's been warning Dorit to be careful of the way she describes PK's personality so it doesn't blow back on her. And, you know, Kyle should actually take her own advice about what she's talking about, especially given this contentious divorce, because it's. If PK hears that can use that against Dorit, that's a problem. That is a problem.

[Ronnie]

Which is a good point. She's like, oh, my gosh, Kyle. You know, Kyle's like, oh, my gosh,

[Kyle]

Dorit, you better watch how you talk

[Ronnie]

about Your husband, he's gonna use everything against you.

[Kyle]

And then Kyle's like, oh, my God. She's spending money erratically and she's got a mental disorder.

[Amanda]

Yeah. She's like, Kyle is so. Kyle. Yeah. She was shopping at the store like crazy today.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Amanda]

She was buying too much stuff. And I'm like, I love Kyle. Talking about how dorit is buying too much stuff in the wake of a divorce when Kyle herself just bought a house in Tennessee. But, like, that's fine. Let you know. Dorit buys a 300 dress. But, like, that's fine. So Kyle is like, in my opinion, it's just like too much money to spend in a situation right now. Yes. I wasn't even worried. I heard that she had bought a Kelly just like yours. Oh, like mine. Thank you for acknowledging them. I had mine first. Thank you so much, both. I knew we were getting close. Oh, yeah. Are you talking about her little Hermes bag? The little one, the tiny one, the thimble. Right.

[Kyle]

Okay. I was like, okay. But the challenge is you've got a looming financial crisis, so I don't know that continual spending, it's really the way to go.

[Ronnie]

Well, she's used to spending.

[Kyle]

I mean, like, it's a hard adjustment for her.

[Dorit]

I get that.

[Ronnie]

And so Boza's like, well, we have to figure out how to talk to her in a non offensive way about being more focused on a positive life or whatever.

[Kyle]

And Kyle's like, oh, I don't know.

[Dorit]

I don't.

[Amanda]

This whole conversation was so undermining. While she's used to spending, you know, she doesn't have any real responsibilities, so she does frivolous things like shop and shop and shop and shop. Like, that's basically what she's saying there. It's. Wow. So Kyle.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So now we go to Malibu and Sutton arrives at this restaurant and Jennifer

[Dorit]

comes in and she's like, hello, Sutton. How are you? Hello.

[Amanda]

And Jennifer has entered with her bag. I don't know if it's even a bag. It's just like a big plastic cat. Did you notice that she just put it on the table?

[Ronnie]

Of course. Her whole outfit is so crazy and fun. I love it. She's got this crazy outfit and then glasses that match it exactly in a plastic cat. And she knows she's not going to. No one's going to ask her a damn thing about herself. She's just going to come here and nod to Sutton. So she's like, well, I guess I'll just look fabulous while I do it.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Rachel]

She's like, I tried to look oceanside. I tried to do a theme. And I would like a glass of. Do you have a glass? I'm so starving. What can you get to make me less starving?

[Dorit]

You know, it's funny. I was thinking of this place because

[Ronnie]

in 2016, I was up the hill, you know, I was renting. And look, here's a picture of Porter on the beach. Isn't that crazy? And she looks at the picture and

[Dorit]

is like, oh, my God. Isn't that interesting? Satanga. Wow. A picture of your daughter. Your daughter on a beach. Oh, I'm glad I drove here for this. Actually. I don't. I actually own a house. I don't rent. I own two right up the street. One to have fun and the other to just watch Chucky. And so these are my Malibu places. Wow. Picture with your daughter.

[Amanda]

What now? I sincerely thought what was going to happen, she would. They were in Malibu. Sudden showing pictures from a time in Malibu, and I thought, okay, the show is actually going to address the horrific fires that ravaged Malibu and the Pacific Palisades on this area, because the show has actually not addressed this at all. This is like a. A major calamity that happened to the city. And Bose lost. Lost a house in the fire. And I.

[Ronnie]

Didn't they talk about just that?

[Amanda]

I don't think that they talked about it.

[Dorit]

Right.

[Amanda]

I don't think it's been.

[Ronnie]

I thought they did. Maybe you're right. Maybe they just never even talked about it. Because I remember the other fires. Because didn't Denise lose the house? Maybe they talked about it in the.

[Amanda]

Denise lost the house. There was an issue with Denise and Camille. I mean, there was a big. Those. It was like a crazy fire then. So I just assumed that would be part of this. And it sort of occurred to me, like, oh, my God, we're, like, pretty deep in the season, and it hasn't been addressed. There's no obligation to address it, but it just sort of seems like this is a big thing that happened to the city, and it's wild that it has not even been touched on. So I'm like, oh, they're gonna do it now. Sutton's brought her pictures. And then she's gonna say, it's just crazy what happened, and then have a scene where they say, this city's been through so much. Blah, blah. I know. I just sort of.

[Ronnie]

I think they did it at the reunion, so maybe they thought that counts. Because I remember Bose talking about it, like, how she worked. You know, she worked so hard. And that was, like, one of the first things she got to buy herself. And then I forgot.

[Amanda]

I forgot about that. Yeah, maybe you're right. So.

[Dorit]

But.

[Kyle]

Yeah, still.

[Ronnie]

But Sutton's like, well, it just reminds me, it was 2016. That was my last year with Christian. And Jennifer's like, well, the SUTTON I

[Dorit]

knew 10 years ago, she was very chic. She was very cultured. She had very skinny legs, and she belonged to the board of museums. She had a really handsome some husband. They seemed like a perfect couple. Nobody thought anything was wrong. And then, of course, I got to know her, and she was, you know, crazy, and I could see the cracks all over the place, and I saw it just go downhill real fast, you know?

[Amanda]

Yeah, that's basically what this is about. Yeah. She was an upstanding member of society, and now she is a reality star. So I decided, you know what? I'll just join her.

[Ronnie]

Well, I had a big conversation with Porter, and I said, porter, do you remember 2016 on the beach? I still have a picture. And she said, wow, that's fascinating. And I said, the annulment went through.

[Kyle]

And then I started crying. I started crying.

[Dorit]

Well, you know, it's an emotional thing for someone still living in 2016. It's 10 years past that, but go on.

[Amanda]

Well, I did not know it was going to hit me because, you know, I've been talking about it for months, and I really feel like I'm pretty single and talking about Christian's new girlfriend and everything like that. And, you know, it's just shocking to me. And Jennifer's bored because she's probably heard Sutton talk about this a million times. This is not the first time they broached this topic.

[Kyle]

I know.

[Ronnie]

And, you know, Jennifer's like, well, finally

[Dorit]

today, I'm going to talk about how I was just cast to be on a new television show, and Sutton's going to be so happy for me.

[Ronnie]

Sutton's like, you want to talk about 2016 again?

[Dorit]

Let's do it.

[Ronnie]

I know you have nothing to say ever. So we hear this from Jennifer, which we haven't really heard any of this from Sutton.

[Dorit]

She's like, well, I think that Sutton acts so much to say, oh, I'm okay with that. Whatever. Like, okay, well, he's marrying my best friend, but, you know, I'm okay with it.

[Ronnie]

It's like, whoa, he's marrying her best friend.

[Amanda]

I feel like I did not know that. Sutton's like, when I found out that Christian was dating my friend, who we had raised our boys Together. I was shocked. And I think the biggest betrayal was that neither one of them told me about the relationship, and I had to hear about it from my son. And not only did I have to hear about it from my son, it was wedged in between two dumb stories about how he fixed a soda machine in Alabama.

[Ronnie]

There is nothing as horrifying as hearing bad news from your son while he is trying to unstick an Almond Joy from a candy machine.

[Amanda]

Wow. Sometimes you do feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't. And that day, I felt like a big nut.

[Dorit]

Well, you're very respectful how you talk about Christian. Well, you know, we had a long

[Ronnie]

history together, and I get 350 grand a month, so. Not gonna start a fight. Tell you what I'm not gonna do. Start a fight. Okay.

[Dorit]

Well, you know, Sutton. She just pretends everything's okay, and she doesn't want to get so close to the tragicness of the situation. But if it was happening, I would be raging. I would be raging because it's unfair.

[Amanda]

Well, I want to remain Catholic, and that's important to me, but I'm not. I'm no longer Sutton's track in the Catholic Church. I want to be Brown. I really do. It's. It's kind of like Willa Ford once saying, I want to be brown.

[Rachel]

No, that was I want to be down a very different song, Sutton.

[Dorit]

Well, you can be whoever you want to be. You're entering a whole new phase of your life now. You're a Brown. You know, you did Kristen a really big favor by agreeing to that annulment.

[Ronnie]

She goes, oh, you mean by marrying him in the first place?

[Amanda]

I sure did.

[Dorit]

Sure did.

[Rachel]

Yes. And by the way, that was Brandy who sang that song, not Willa Ford.

[Amanda]

I don't know how in the world

[Rachel]

I got those two mixed up, but I guess I'm so bored with this storyline sudden that I just start mixing pop stars together.

[Ronnie]

Well, it's not easy being brown, I'll

[Dorit]

tell you that much. That was a song by Miss Piggy.

[Rachel]

That was a song by he Man.

[Dorit]

It's not Easy Being Green by Miss Piggy, Sutton.

[Ronnie]

So then we go to Erica's house,

[Dorit]

and she's like, oh, I want to have a cake, but I'm not going to have it until after therapy. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to have the cake after therapy. God, this talk has been good with me. Love you, wee lovey.

[Amanda]

So, Dr. Jen. Dr. Jen Mann arrives. She's a double n and double N. Dr. Jennina Manana. She's here. She's like, got two extra N's for therapy savings. You don't spell saves with an N. I know. I'm working on my branding, Erica, and I'm not the patient right now. You are.

[Ronnie]

Can I just say, we say this every time this therapist is shown on tv. The best therapist on Bravo.

[Amanda]

She's really good at this therapist.

[Ronnie]

She's actually really good. I don't think I've ever said that about a therapist on Bravo, so I'm just impressed every time I say it. But she's actually really, really good. And I like that. She kind of looks like Joan London.

[Amanda]

Mmm. That's fun. Yeah, I can see that.

[Ronnie]

I'd spend the whole therapy being like, oh, my God, my childhood was so hard. Was Mary Hart a bitch?

[Amanda]

She was. Erica says, yeah, I'm waiting until after our session to eat some chocolate cake. And Jen's like, okay, great. So Erica is like, well, I have

[Rachel]

an upcoming trial, and they're taking. Taking me to trial for 25 million. And this is the bankruptcy trustee. And, you know, I've got 10 million tax bill, and that was left to me. And you know how people say, what's the worst that can happen?

[Amanda]

Well, the worst happened. Jen's like, well, the worst happened for Tom. The worst didn't actually happen for you, because look where you are now. You're in a $4 million home in Hancock park in a very exclusive neighborhood, and you're on tv, and you're doing pretty well. Okay. Okay.

[Dorit]

And she's like, oh, but I'm tired. I'm tired, okay?

[Ronnie]

And she's like, okay, but you know what we've learned? All we have is the now.

[Dorit]

And then Erica goes, yeah, but you know what? The now isn't that great. The now sucks.

[Ronnie]

Thank God for someone finally saying that. The power of now has always bugged me because people are like, live in the moment. I'm like, I want to get out of the moment. That's the problem. The moment is the problem. It was nice to hear someone vocalize that.

[Amanda]

Yeah, but then Jen is like, yeah, but you. You're now in a beautiful environment, in a safe home, in a lovely relationship.

[Rachel]

Yeah, but no one understands how hard that is, to smile and say, it's

[Amanda]

gonna be okay and fine. So then she talks about how she shared her story of abuse on the previous episode on Saturday, and she talks about how it felt like the right time to talk about it and that Heather's so much Shame and getting hit or choked or kicked. And she really identified when Denise said it was very difficult to call the police, you know, because then you're worried that it's just gonna become bigger. And Erica's like, sobbing, like, she's really crying. She's showing, like, real genuine emotion here. And she's also saying how it's even more complicated when your kid is the police and you just feel the shame more and more and more. And Dr. Jen is saying that, like, it was, you know, that she was very lucky to have survived. And the thing, you know, she was like, I've just been worried that you've been carrying it around. And you've been carrying it around, you know, silently all around. And now you speaking about it is your. Are your first steps of being able to let go of it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

And so she's talking about that and like, all these cases going on and like, how do you keep your head above water and all of this? And she's like, you know, everybody wants

[Dorit]

to say something's good that's gonna come out of this, but really, when, when.

[Ronnie]

And she goes, you know, look, here's one of the secrets of life. You know, we imagine that there's gonna be this moment in life where all the bills are paid and our laundry's folded and in the drawers, and we have no major stressors, and we've gotten to the other side of everything and no new terrible things.

[Dorit]

And Erica's like, yes, yes. When does that happen?

[Ronnie]

She goes, no, that doesn't happen. Life sucks. Life always is gonna suck. And that's how it is. You wake up, life still sucks, and you just have to figure out how to deal with life sucking. And I was like, oh, my God, thank you. Thank you for saying it doesn't mean you have to walk around miserable because life sucks. You just have to read a history book and realize that it's always sucked and that that's part of life. No. My God, this is the best advice I've ever heard on Bravo. I love her.

[Rachel]

Do I at least get my chocolate cake still? Is there going to be a time for the chocolate cake?

[Amanda]

You will get your chocolate cake. Yes.

[Ronnie]

That's what life is. You just make it through the day to have that piece of fucking chocolate cake. Okay, high five.

[Dorit]

She's like, oh, God, get the fuck out of my house. Jen.

[Amanda]

In a minute.

[Dorit]

I want my chocolate cake, though.

[Amanda]

Commercials.

[Dorit]

Here comes one right now.

[Amanda]

So now it's time to go back to the Hamptons, and we're at a pool and there's an old bartender walking around. And Rachel's family arrives an hour and seven minutes late. And she's like, oh, my God. Hi, family. What's going on? It's been, honestly, forever since I've said my family's been together. It's been so long. It's been since, like, Christmas. I'm like, wait, Seven years. It's been seven years since we've all been together. No, she's like, it's been like, so. It's bananas how long we've been away from each other? Like, four months.

[Ronnie]

But we're the most connected family of all time. Like, I joke that when I moved to la, it's been like, the best relationship adjustment with my mom. So Kyle comes down and she's like,

[Kyle]

oh, my God, how are you?

[Dorit]

How are you?

[Amanda]

Kyle has a nice little moment here where she talks about how when she sees someone who still has both their parents, she's in awe because it would have been really nice to have her mom and dad around when she was going through her separation with Mo so she could call up her mom, be like, mom was nice. It was a nice moment for Kyle. Nice reflection.

[Ronnie]

So she's like, oh, my God.

[Kyle]

She thought it was like, Dorit is still struggling with her outfit. Like, she won't come down because she thinks it's too fall and she's not happy about it. Like, she thought it wasn't Hampton's enough. So.

[Amanda]

Huh.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God. Does she need my help? Because, like, she could do that outfit in, like, 19 different ways.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I just feel so vulnerable right now when I offer my help. It's just like. It's so amazing. I was like, honestly, it's rude. We're in a house and she's still late. So they all sit down and Rachel's like, kyle has a home in all of our favorite places. Aspen. They have houses everywhere. Aspen, the desert. Aspen. More Aspen.

[Kyle]

Don't forget the two in la. Yeah, there's two in LA too. Yeah, don't forget that too. Oh, and Nashville.

[Ronnie]

And Nashville too.

[Kyle]

I have so many houses.

[Amanda]

Why Nashville, Kyle? Kyle gives a little nasty look to the camera, like, you're cutting this right?

[Kyle]

She's like, because the investment. The investment. It's a good place to invest in vaginas. And also, the taxes are really good. The taxes are good too.

[Ronnie]

So Dorit comes down. Dorit was worried that she wasn't in the Hamptons enough, so she comes down dressed all in black.

[Dorit]

What the hell?

[Amanda]

That does not match at all. So Rachel's like, oh, you're wearing the new outfit. I love it. Queen Dorit. This is amazing. I can't wait to tell Zan. This is incredible.

[Dorit]

Look.

[Ronnie]

So Dorit hugs the dad and he's like, oh, hello, your name is Dor.

[Dorit]

She's like, dorit, Dor, Dorit, Dorit, just shut up. Oh, you know what? Let me tell you this. I've known you for five minutes, but already jaggy wants to call you as daddy. Jackie just wanted to call you daddy.

[Rachel]

Rachel. Dad, are you afraid to go on thunder mountain? Just wondering.

[Amanda]

So Dorit's like, I have had the best time with your daughter.

[Rachel]

Just the best.

[Amanda]

Well, she couldn't be a better person. That's the mom speaking. The mom has this bouffant. Those big hair. Big sort of like old lady helmet hair. It's the best. She has amazing earrings. She does.

[Ronnie]

She has like Vicki Lawrence hair. I love it.

[Amanda]

Yes, it's Vicki Lawrence. It's totally Vicki Lawrence hair. These nice big dangling earrings. I love her.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, she couldn't be a better person. She's not a pretty face. She's not just a pretty face. You know, she's also a pretty face into caftan. So. And Rachel's like, oh, my God. My mom is like Elizabeth Taylor. Like, I've never seen the woman in jeans or sweats or without makeup or without jewelry. Like, never. She calls me the apple from her tree.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I'm basically like a small apple. I'm an apple. And you can pick me up and I'll be like, hey, be careful with me.

[Rachel]

I'm an apple.

[Amanda]

You know? And Dorit's like, well, when I met

[Rachel]

Rachel, it was like, same, same, same, same, same, same, same. Yes.

[Amanda]

Because. Yeah, because she's like, going through, like a bad divorce too. But, like, not as high profile as mine, but, like, pretty cool in another way.

[Ronnie]

She's like the Zara version of me. So basically, yeah, divorce. And Rachel's like, yeah, And Kyle's separated too. And then the mom's like, well, you know, getting along is better. Like, because, you know, he's not a bad person, your ex. He's a stunted person. But, you know, life happens.

[Kyle]

It's done.

[Ronnie]

Some men, what are you going to do? She's like, yeah, my mom, like, he wasn't just the son in law to my mom, he was the son. Like, I was basically incesting that whole time. And they loved it. They were like growing flowers in the attic. She called us her little flowers in the attic. It was just like My poor mom.

[Amanda]

My poor mom.

[Ronnie]

She misses my. My brother husband so much.

[Amanda]

My mom taught Raj how to moisturize. It was like, that's how much of a son he was to her.

[Dorit]

Well, it's unfortunate because we have young children, so it's important to have a good relationship.

[Amanda]

I just feel bad for my family. He was like their favorite person for, like, so long. He was like mine. And he was my favorite too, but, like, whatever. Meanwhile, the entire time, while they're talking about their divorces, they keep cutting to Pamela, the sister who got divorced like 12 years ago. And she's like, you guys really think you're the first one here to go through this?

[Ronnie]

I know you're in the Hamptons. Like, 80% of us are on our second or third.

[Dorit]

Okay.

[Kyle]

And Kyle's just looking like, yeah, well, you know, I'm not divorced. I'm just like, you know, I'm just like separated. But it's like the best separation in time. So, like, you know, just not that anyone's keeping score, but I'm winning. I'm winning. I'm winning the pre dinner. The pre dinner game.

[Amanda]

Yeah. So now Bose and Lael go to dinner with Keely. So Bo says that Peter's death left such an absence. And it's like giving. Like giving me a chair to sit or opening the car door. Lael didn't get to see any of that with Keely. She has an illustration of what chivalry looks like and also what a strange hairline looks like too, I'd like to add. And I would love her to experience that because it's all new to Keely. Just so. All new to Lael, I should say.

[Kyle]

Now she's so hard, so hard with Leo because, you know, the first date she went into, she was walking into the restaurant and walked straight into the door. There's no one there to open it for her. She came home with a bloody forehead.

[Amanda]

You should see how many times she falls on the floor, not realizing that someone could actually open, pull out the chair for her. We laugh.

[Kyle]

But now she knows what chivalry looks like. And it looks like Keely. What a stud.

[Amanda]

So Keely's like, hey.

[Ronnie]

And Keely's like, hey, to San Diego and to all being together. That includes you too, Lael.

[Amanda]

And Lail's like, mm, mm.

[Ronnie]

Lael just has a smile on her face the whole time and nods at Keely. But I really wanna know what Lael is thinking. Cause she does make a couple of faces during this dinner.

[Kyle]

I'm looking Forward to continuing our fertility journey.

[Ronnie]

So Kaylee's like, well, you know, if the next round doesn't work, do you wanna give your body a break?

[Kyle]

And she's like, well, you know, that's some what if, you know, and there are lots of what ifs. And the biggest one is if you want a baby. And I'm afraid if you don't get a baby, what's gonna happen? That's the most terrifying what if here, Keely, are you just gonna leave me if I can't give you a baby?

[Ronnie]

And Lael's just like, mm, mm. This is a great conversation. Thank you so much for bringing me to dinner.

[Amanda]

Well, I just wanna say to you, Bose, and to you, Lael, and to you, America, no matter what, I still want to marry you. And I still want to call you a stepdaughter or even a daughter one day. You have my word.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. And he goes, well, there's always what ifs, like you said. And my biggest fear is, what if, Okay, I lost my source of income or I lost my job. I mean, how would you feel?

[Kyle]

And Boza's like, ah, well.

[Ronnie]

Well, I'm not gonna be a deadbeat now, okay? You're not gonna see me being lazy. Well.

[Kyle]

Well, I love you for you. And you provide more than just financial security for me. I mean, Lael is sitting here without a bloody forehead, so that's good. You know, you opened a door, so now if those things stop, we'll have a problem. You know, you better keep opening doors. But otherwise I won't have a problem at all. If you do your job, that she will.

[Ronnie]

You see it in her face. She's like, oh, hell no. I know you're not coming to dinner

[Kyle]

and announcing that you're going to stop

[Ronnie]

working in five years.

[Amanda]

Sir, if he loses his job, he better move right up to Los Angeles. Because let me tell you something. I can tell by Lael's face, she does not like going down to San Diego. She's like, why are we leaving L. A? To go to San Diego again? To eat at, like, the yard house downtown?

[Ronnie]

And L also did not love that answer. When he's like, what if I lose my job? She just, like, does that squint. Look at him like, oh, really? The great, great red flag, red flag, red flag.

[Amanda]

And, well, just so you know, I will continue my businesses, whatever they are. I like to make my own money, so don't you worry, everyone. I'm definitely not in financial arrears. Everything is fine.

[Ronnie]

And even the music Cues. Don't believe him because the music. While he's talking, the music cues changed

[Amanda]

to be, like,

[Ronnie]

you know, like, clown music. So red flags.

[Amanda]

So, Rachel, now we're back in the Hamptons in a car, and Rachel says to Dorit, you look so hot. Thank you for not wearing Zara today. Who would ever do that in the Hamptons? Oh, sorry, Kyle. Didn't realize you're in the car with us. Well, anyway, let's meet a boy. I'm a believer in these things being organic. Let's meet a boy. Maybe we'll meet another Xander.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah. You know what? You can meet people in the wild. Like, it's crazy. Like, you know, the market, an airplane. Oh, this reminds me of a story.

[Ronnie]

I met a guy on a plane

[Kyle]

once, and he hands me this, like, note that he wrote on one of the plane napkins, and it says, you know, do you want to stay at the airport and, like, take a shower with me? I mean, in the airport, take a shower. Like, it's a. Go home and be with your family. Or you could just stay here and shower with me.

[Dorit]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Isn't that crazy? His name was Michael Myers. Rachel's like, wow, that's kind of creepy. But, like, if he's hot, like, I can see it. I was like, see, this is. This is why hot people have privilege. Because they could literally propose something super creepy. And because they're hot, it's like, wow, that's actually, like, a really sexy thing. But, like, if it was, like, an ugly person, like, ew, get away from me. I don't want to shower.

[Ronnie]

Ugly, ugly people. The Air Market Marshall comes. They're like, excuse me, we have complaints. And Rachel goes, honestly, Kyle, do you know how many times a day that happens to you? No, not to me.

[Dorit]

Oh, I thought you meant to you.

[Ronnie]

No, no, no.

[Amanda]

To people who don't wear Zara. That's why Cal doesn't know.

[Ronnie]

Are you sure he didn't think you were a prostitute because you were wearing Zara?

[Amanda]

They get to. They go to this restaurant, and they sit down, and Rachel's like. The hostess seats them. And Rachel goes, she's so beautiful. And I was like, that's so nice for her to say about the hostess. And she goes, the purse. Like, this purse is so beautiful. Put on the chair, because I'd die if something happened to her. I was like, oh, okay. You were not talking about the human who guided you to your table. You're talking about your tiny bag.

[Dorit]

I need a bit of hair of the dog. Do you know what that is? Do you know what it is? Hair of the doog.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, like, I was thinking the same thing.

[Dorit]

But you know what it is?

[Ronnie]

It's a pretty common phrase to read.

[Dorit]

Ooh, here is the dog.

[Ronnie]

Have that.

[Dorit]

The bill of video with club soda. And I want three lemons, and I want them squeezed in. And I want a cock. All right, I'm in mixed company. Just leave the rinds outside of the glass.

[Ronnie]

And Rachel's like, oh, my God, how many times have you heard this drink being ordered? Like, do you hear it while you're sleeping? I mean, seriously, guys, today is the

[Amanda]

craziest anniversary for me. I'm going to pull it. Amanda Francis. It's one year since my entire year broke apart. Yeah. He was in Aspen, and whatever happened, happened. And I split open. Like, I was gutted. It was like, the substance. And, like, I crawled out of me because I was split open and me crawled out. And I just remember being on the ground and, like, crying and being like, oh, my God, I can't believe how pretty my purse is. I'm putting that on the counter before I cry any longer.

[Dorit]

What do you mean happened? It was something terrible. Was your credit card declined?

[Ronnie]

No, no, nothing like that.

[Dorit]

Did Kyle diss your $28,000 killy?

[Ronnie]

No, no, it was nothing like that.

[Rachel]

Did. Did Roger eat all of your Pringles again?

[Ronnie]

No, no, it was a fight, okay? It was a fight. Like, I'm done. I was like, I'm done. I'm done. Like, I'm dead. I'm done. I'm dead.

[Dorit]

Done.

[Ronnie]

The last year was the worst, with reconciling and fighting and then reconciling and then fighting and then reconciling and then fighting and then putting on a caftan and then fighting and then reconciling and putting on another caftan. It was hard. That weekend made it really, really easy

[Amanda]

to go, Wait a second. Did you find out through the grapevine? Or, like, did he confess? Like, how much did you find out that, like, that what. What he did that upset you so much? Like, tell me everything. She's like, well, he told me. Yeah, I died. It was bananas.

[Dorit]

A man who admits things. Is he single?

[Amanda]

I had just, like, I had just had Brian out with his birthday. Remember Brian? You guys don't know Brian, but he's like a friend Brian. Anyway, you don't need to know his last name. Just know Brian was with me. And, like, I had just come home and there was a call, and honestly, it's like I saw Red. Mainly because my phone lit up with, like, a little red dot that said I had to voicemail. So I, like, picked up the phone. I was like, hello? How do I access my voicemail? I don't even know how to do this. Took me 45 minutes even just to have the phone call in the first place. I just hung up so many times. I was so mad.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Like, the way we were married. Like, I never looked at his phone. Like, never. Not once. Like, I never even picked it up. I was like, ew. Greasy. I never touched it. Disgusting. Never even considered. And then that day, and Kyle's like, did he apologize?

[Kyle]

Did he cry?

[Ronnie]

No, nothing like that. I mean, people always asked us why we worked, and the first answer was always trust. And when that trust is broken, it's broken. There's no going back. The minute I lost trust was the minute that he didn't put my suitcase into the overhead over. It was over.

[Amanda]

He let our son go outside without moisturizing first. I was like, it's done, it's done.

[Dorit]

Ooh, do you think he told you because he felt gooidy?

[Ronnie]

Well, you know, there was that, but, like, he wanted to see if I, like, still gave a shit. But you know what? I can't go back. I can't unsee it. I can't unhear it. I can't undyne. You know what I mean?

[Amanda]

I don't actually.

[Rachel]

Was he insecure now?

[Amanda]

He was actually a very secure person up until the last six or seven years. And then when we were, like, first together, he was like an investment banker and I was like, a stylist. And I was like, gone for, like, three weeks a month doing, like, fashion shows and, like, styling and, like, flying and, like, crying and, like, splitting myself open. And he never held me back. And, like, people were just like, how do you do what you do? And she's like, working with male models and celebs. And he was like, if they can get her, then they can have them. Donna Karan. And once I fooled around with this guy, and he was like, a model, and I was like, four years in. So, like, I told him I fooled around with, like, a model. Like, the hottest model you've ever seen. Like, the kind of model where you just be like, I die. I die at your looks. And then Raj proposed to me the next day. Bananas.

[Kyle]

And Kyle's like, I mean, what kind of marriage are you setting yourself up for? I mean, if you cheat and then, like, you immediately get married. I mean, that sets a precedence.

[Amanda]

No, I was like, wow, that was a bitchy comment. That was so mean. That is once again Kyle being a girl's girl for everyone.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Dorit]

Andre's like, well, how did he feel? I'm curious.

[Ronnie]

Oh, he was, like, so secure. That's what I'm saying. Like, he didn't even care. He was like, oh, my God, you got a model. You know, points, like, you get points. Like, there's no resemblance to the person that was to who he was a year ago when my life changed.

[Dorit]

When people are allowed to change.

[Ronnie]

Well, yeah.

[Dorit]

For the worst.

[Ronnie]

Well, yeah. Like, he said he's happy with the person he'd become. So, like, it's all good. And, like, I didn't wait another six years waiting for the person that I knew to come back. So anyway, Kyle, get your tea, Zara. Okay. And let's make a toast. Toast to, like, not waiting for the person who's probably dead now he's dead. Okay. It's been a whirlwind weekend. We haven't slept. And my family knows you now. So, like, you guys, I went through six caftans this weekend, so, like, good for us.

[Amanda]

They, like, understand my life more and more, and they understand me more, and I know them so much more. Like, I know that Kyle wears Zara in the Hamptons, and, like, that's like, a lot. Kind of split me right open. And they needed it. There's, like, so much love all around, guys.

[Ronnie]

Bananas. And that's that. They all make a cheers. And they're going to go back to Los Angeles.

[Amanda]

Very exciting times. Looks like the cast trip is kicking off next week, so we'll see what happens there. And we will see a bunch of you tonight at the Crappies. See you all there.

[Kyle]

Bye.

[Amanda]

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