#3245 Vanderpump Rules S12E13: Goat Cheese Brawl - Watch What Crappens

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Happens. There's so much that happens. Hello and welcome to Watch what Crappin, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we love to talk about. I'm Ben Maner and joining me today is someone who I just adore. We went through war together the first two months this year and now we've emerged. It's Ronnie Caram. How are you?

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Summary

Watch What Crappens #3245: Vanderpump Rules S12E13 – "Goat Cheese Brawl"

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Release Date: March 5, 2026

Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Ben and Ronnie dive into the Season 12 Reunion of Vanderpump Rules, breaking down the cast’s first big public appearance post-finale, the drama-laden reunion at SUR, and all the Gen Z messiness, friendship fractures, and hook-up chaos the latest generation brings to the iconic Bravo series. As always, the hosts blend affectionate roasting with insight, highlighting Bravo’s new faces trying to balance relationships, fame, and, as Ben puts it, “dreams of making it in LA—right next to the goat cheese balls.”

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The New Era: Reunion Showdown

The First Reunion for the New Cast
- The hosts note the surprise that this "Valley" spin-off (with most of the OG cast gone) got a two-part reunion at all, citing Vanderpump Rules’ exponential ratings growth and strong new personalities.
- Ronnie (06:51): “[This is] when you truly get pissed…you see what everybody said behind your back, and that's when you start to unravel, and you've seen how the audience is reacting to you.”
Reunion Atmosphere at SUR
- The cast sits in front of the actual SUR bar (not a set), amping up the authenticity.
- Ben recounts backstage antics at The Crappies live show, noting how the VPR cast brought high energy and partied amongst themselves.
Lisa Vanderpump Banter
- Lisa is in classic form—self-aware, snarky, and flawless.
- Lisa (15:24): “You, too, darling. If reverse was forward times two…This lot, I feel I’ve aged a lot more than 13 years with this lot.”

2. Cast Personalities: Standouts, Rivalries, and Audience Faves

Fan Reactions
- Venus and Shane get the loudest audience cheers, illustrating early favorite status among the new cast (09:56).
Highlighting Venus’ Sexual Humor
- Venus turns most questions into comic sexual confessions.
- Venus (16:13): “What are you manifesting for today? Sex. Just lots of sex. I'm so horny, Andy.”
Natalie’s Slapstick Relatability
- Natalie becomes the butt of jokes after falling down stairs, attributing clumsiness to growing up in a single-story home (04:34, 25:29).
- Natalie (25:29): “I'm from a single story home so I just don't get staircases.”

3. Relationship Drama: Who’s Real, Who’s Fake?

Chris & Audrey:
- Touted as the “healthiest couple,” but splinter under the reunion spotlight.
- Chris admits he’s been on other dating shows for fame, not love (34:05), raising red flags for Audrey and others.
- Chris (34:05): “It's so easy. You just tell people what they need to hear just to get in their good graces, then the rest is easy.”
- Audrey (40:12): “It was completely unfair…100% so selfish.”
- The hosts suspect both were more interested in a “showmance” than an actual relationship.
- Ronnie (44:14): “She was being as fake as he was…I didn’t get any sense she actually really liked him.”
Kim & Marcus:
- The infamous on-again/off-again couple.
- Their constant drama, coupled with Marcus’s insensitivity, rubs Venus and the group the wrong way.
- Kim (47:10): “I was in survival mode…kind of holding him up when he lost his mom.”
- Venus (49:02): “Marcus is like a 35 year old frat boy and Kim’s like an office executive…what is she even doing?”
Venus & Marcus – The Emotional Heart
- A key emotional moment occurs with Marcus and Venus, who hash out their fraught friendship and the way their romantic/platonic lines have blurred. Both get teary.
- Ben (08:27): “[Marcus] does that thing where… instead of just blinking, he's like [really squints]. Marcus crying is my favorite.”
- Marcus apologizes for including Venus in relationship drama; Venus reveals past trauma and why he’s sensitive to toxic relationships (54:38–55:16).
Natalie’s “Just Friends” Saga
- Natalie’s flirtations lead to mixed signals with Jason and Shane, causing confusion around what is and isn’t a “date” (59:42–60:23).
- Natalie (59:42): “Why does everybody think I'm on a date with them?”
- Jason (60:23): “My actions are my eyebrows. And no one's ever walked away from these before.”
Angelica’s Messy Entrance & “Homie Hopper” Debate
- Angelica’s introduction to the group is called out for jumping from guy to guy (“homie hopping”) and stirs drama for admitting she used the guys as distraction after a breakup.
- The group collectively groans at repeated social media fights—with Angelica’s bruises, accusations of the show being boring, and the infamous “homie hopper” label.
- Audrey (67:09): “To homie hop…don’t hold me walk. Like, sue me. I wasn’t slut-shaming you.”

4. Social Media Fallout & Gen Z Perspective

Audrey Addresses Social Media Backlash
- Audrey claims she’s been “brutalized” online since recent episodes aired, including getting death threats (69:07).
- The hosts dissect how the cast is coping with public perception, noting how aware (and sensitive) they are to internet reception—very Gen Z.
Group Dynamics: Girls’ Girl vs. Girls’ Girl
- Old-school “girl code” conflicts with modern friendship boundaries and public-facing honesty.
- Multiple cast members challenge Audrey’s “girls’ girl” credentials, repeatedly referencing press interviews and podcast appearances where she talked shit.
- Ben (29:40): "Don’t accuse me of not being a girls’ girl. I’m a total girls’ girl."
- Kim (28:30): "Don’t challenge me when I’m setting boundaries as a friend—whatever."

5. Notable Quotes & Funny Moments

Ben (04:34): “Now, let’s rip them apart.”
Ronnie, about Venus (15:14): “Venus got a huge amount of applause from the audience. The audience loved Venus.”
**Andy/Lisa banter (15:24):
- Andy: “Lisa, you are aging in reverse.”
- Lisa: “If reverse was forward times two…this lot, I feel I’ve aged a lot more than 13 years with this lot.”
Venus (16:13): “Sex. Just lots of sex. I’m so horny, Andy.”
Natalie (25:29): “I’m from a single-story home so I just don’t get staircases.”
Chris on Reality TV Origins (34:05): “It’s so easy. You just tell people what they need to hear just to get in their good graces, then the rest is easy.”
Angelica (64:47): “…it’s just easier to have sex before you go to work.”
Hosts - on Andy’s interviewing style:
- Ronnie (29:08): “Let me lean forward in my stool to emphasize this.”
Angelica (67:01): “In all fairness, I thought you guys were boring…no one explained anything to me except Demi. Even she said, it’s too complicated.”

Important Timestamps

| Segment | Description | |---------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 06:51 | Ronnie on how reunions get truly juicy after the cast has seen themselves on TV| | 08:27 | Ben’s hilarious take on Marcus’ emotional breakdown | | 15:24 | Lisa Vanderpump’s agelessness and iconic banter | | 16:13 | Venus’ laugh-out-loud “I’m just horny, Andy” reunion answer | | 25:29 | Natalie explains her lifelong feud with staircases | | 29:40 | Girls’ girl argument, boundaries, and accusation tossing | | 34:05 | Chris admits to reality TV “strategy” over sincerity | | 40:12–44:14 | Chris & Audrey’s (mutually faked?) relationship analyzed by hosts | | 47:10–49:02 | Kim, Marcus, and Venus’s interlocked personal drama | | 54:38–55:16 | Venus’ trauma reveal and the group’s empathetic response | | 59:42–60:23 | Natalie & Jason’s "are we just friends?" confusion | | 64:47–65:21 | Angelica admits to still sleeping with her ex for convenience | | 67:01–68:09 | Angelica says she called cast “boring” because no one explained the drama | | 69:07 | Audrey talks about social media “brutalization” since the last two episodes |

Memorable Moments

Lisa Vandepump’s real-life ‘Facetune’ face, as recounted by Ben (15:14–15:24), and the hilarious group effort to define "homie hopper" for Lisa and viewers (67:58).
The recurring joke about Natalie’s relationship with stairs—“from a single story home!”—becoming its own Bravo meme in real time (25:29, 59:42).
Venus and Marcus’s mutual, macho, weepy apology, with the hosts both laughing at and respecting the emotional overflow (54:38–55:16).
Audrey claiming death threats, with Ronnie dryly observing: “They were better than you!” (69:07).

Tone and Original Language

True to the show’s spirit, Ben and Ronnie balancing loving mocking, sharp wit, and surprisingly poignant analysis—ping-ponging between affectionate ridicule (“now let’s rip them to shreds”) and genuine warmth for this motley crew of new VPR hopefuls.

Summary

This Watch What Crappens episode perfectly captures the energy and hysteria of Vanderpump Rules’ Gen Z reboot, with Ben and Ronnie turning every friendship spat, hookup, and heartbreak into a high-comedy dissection. The cast threads a needle between seeking love/friendship and chasing clout/fame—never quite sure where performance ends and sincerity begins, and Ben and Ronnie are happy to call out every stumble along the way. Whether you’re a Bravo obsessive or just tuning in, this recap has all the SUR-style drama you could want—now with bonus stair-related physical comedy.

Listen to the episode for all the side-splitting impressions and extra tea!