#3262 The 2026 GOLDEN CRAPPIES PART ONE

Summary

Watch What Crappens – 2026 GOLDEN CRAPPIES PART ONE, Episode #3262

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: March 15, 2026
Theme: The ultimate tongue-in-cheek Bravo award ceremony celebrating (and skewering) the best and worst in Bravo TV, featuring guests, musical parody, and signature irreverence.

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Episode Overview

This episode marks Part One of the 2026 Golden Crappies, the annual live awards event from Watch What Crappens, held at the Fonda Theater in Los Angeles. The hosts – Ben and Ronnie – together with a star-studded cast of guest presenters and performers, dish out praise, shade, and hilarious commentary on Bravo’s housewives, deckhands, and reality TV personalities. The awards honor not only Bravo’s "achievements" but also the cringe, chaos, and pure absurdity that make the franchise so beloved.

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Key Segments, Awards, and Highlights

Opening Musical Number & Introductions

Timestamps: 02:45 – 06:56

• The episode kicks off with a comedic, campy musical parody, “I Look Fucking Fabulous.”
  • Memorable refrain: “The harder they fail, the harder we laugh and talk shit on Reddit.” (Ronnie, 02:57)
• Hosts Ben and Ronnie are joined by Vic and the house band, “the Crappers,” setting a playful, glam tone.
• Shoutout to Walter Afanas for his induction into the Songwriting Hall of Fame alongside Taylor Swift.

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Celebrity Toast with AJ McLean of Backstreet Boys

Timestamps: 07:03 – 12:04

• AJ McLean offers a witty toast:
  • “Tonight, raise a glass to all the Geraldines for the loyalty, the laughter and the fabulous fucking chaos. And to Ben and Ronnie, thank you so much for letting me crash the party.” (AJ/Vic, 11:12)
• Banter about performing at the Sphere in Vegas, with Bravo celebs like Sheena from Vanderpump attending shows “about 15 times.”
• Lighthearted comparison of the Bravo podcast scene to a boy band: “Just throw in some choreography... wear all white.” (AJ, 10:53)

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Best Supporting Character – Presented by Crystal Kung Minkoff

Timestamps: 14:02 – 19:43

• Crystal jokes about her ugly leather skirt and reveals she’s happy to be free of Real Housewives drama:
  • “Those 14 friends, by the way, also, right?”
  • “They’re all assholes, so we don’t talk to them. You guys are my friends.” (Crystal/Ben, 15:54/16:03)
• Nominees include:
  • Brittany Bateman (RHOSLC)
  • Bronwyn’s Sunday Cherry (RHOSLC)
  • Jennifer Tilly (RHOBH) — eventual winner
  • Kiki Barth (RHMIA)
  • Muzzy’s Eyebrows (RHOSLC)
  • Norma (Below Deck Med)
• Jennifer Tilly wins. Ronnie quips:
  • “When Jennifer Tilly ruins marriages, she will get my vote.” (Ronnie, 18:59)
• Crystal presents; Ben jokingly accepts for Jennifer.

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Most Cringe Moment – Presented by Nichelle Turner (Entertainment Tonight)

Timestamps: 20:13 – 25:18

• Nominees for the Most Cringe category include:
  • Angel's Cast Trip to Colorado (RHOP)
  • Carl and Lil (Summer House)
  • Jesse Solomon’s Toe in a Threesome (Summer House)
  • Lexi Wood’s Family (Summer House)
  • Seth Marks (Next Gen NYC)
  • Shep text to Sienna about her “pretty little freckled lips” (Southern Charm)
• Shep’s freckled lips text wins.
  • “That was one of the most cringy things that’s ever happened on Bravo.” (Vic, 24:38)

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Honorary ‘Earlier Ceremony’ Awards

Timestamps: 25:38 – 26:48 & 40:42 – 41:59

• Mini-awards gifted off-camera, with categories like:
  • Most Mood Enhancing Amenity: “Jody’s AC”
  • Best Repurposing of a Chuck E. Cheese: “Jax’s Rehab on the Valley”
  • Best Party Only Thrown to Take Digs at Your Ex: “Alexia’s Narcissism Party” (RHOM)
  • Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf Award for Most Intense Relationship Fight: “Earl refusing to eat vegetables on Love Hotel”
  • Best Code Name for “Going out to do coke, honey”: “I’m going to Jax’s rehab, honey”

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Best Clip: Summer House ‘Freedom Dinner’

Timestamps: 26:58 – 29:36

• Hilarious parody reenactment of “Freedom Dinner” with presenters voicing Summer House cast:
  • “The baby is you, Kyle.” (Vic, 27:30)

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Most Promising Professional Journey – Presented by Kelty Knight

Timestamps: 30:16 – 36:46

• Kelty shares her own run-in with Bravo’s editors:
  • “Our editors would like to include a very cute moment, very L.A., where Dorit Kemsley tells you how you look great, and you respond, ‘I just had a facelift.’” (Kelty/Ben, 32:08)
• Notable Nominees:
  • Club Club (Next Gen NYC)
  • Eyebrows & OnlyFans (Vanderpump)
  • Heather Dubrow’s foray into stand-up comedy (RHOC)
  • Soft Bar (Summer House)
  • Winner: Soft Bar (Carl’s dubious business), which is promptly mocked.
• Ronnie: “What a promising business. You know, you look at Carl and you’re like, wow, you’re serving sodas at a coffee shop. Like, who cares? Yeah, these men are serving ass and they have the products.” (35:52)

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Worst of 2023 (Satirical/General)

Timestamps: 37:18 – 38:50

• Nominees:
  • War
  • The Economy
  • Jill Zarin (ex-Housewife)
• Winner: Jill Zarin
  • “War is so over… Jill’s only had a couple of decades for me to hate her, so I say she’s the freshest of the bunch.” (Ronnie, 38:17)

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Best Quote

Timestamps: 47:24 – 49:58

• Nominees include “Gout dick sucker” (Lisa Barlow, RHOSLC), and famed “cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician” (Adriana, RHOM).
• Winner: Adriana De Moura (Real Housewives of Miami):
  • “She was cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician. You used to take him to the motel, pay for the motel, bring the champagne, and had to give him a coffee machine as a gift. You forgot about that part, bitch.” (Vic, 49:26)

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Best Newbie – Vanderpump Rules Cast Panel

Timestamps: 50:20 – 56:26

• Multiple Vanderpump newcomers join to celebrate their freshman season.
  • “All we’re doing is just living our lives right now, just going along with the flow.” (Vanderpump newbie, 53:56)
• Nominees: Next Gen NYC cast, Angela Oakley (RHOA), Michael Spa (Southern Hospitality), Rachel Zo (RHOBH), Shane Davis (VPR), Whitner Slagsville (Southern Charm)
• Winner: Rachel Zo (RHOBH)
  • Participating VPR cast accept on her behalf.

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Most Slanderous Category – Zach & Jasmine (The Valley)

Timestamps: 58:17 – 66:57

• Notable Nominees:
  • “Former fatty” photo story
  • Adriana accuses Marisol of “wrinkly knees”
  • Giselle accuses Angel of being a catfish
  • Lisa Barlow: “sucking gout-afflicted dick,” and “claims Todd farts while making out”
• Winner: Lisa Barlow, for “claims Todd farts while making out with a friend”
  • “Congratulations to Lisa Barlow for being very slanderous.” (Vic, 66:24)

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Best Bravo Show (Nominee Clips):

Timestamps: 67:06 – 69:54

• Standout nominee presentations for:
  • Summer House (Freedom Dinner parody)
  • Next Gen NYC: “My name is Ariana Bierman... left my mom and came to New York City.” (67:34)
    • Character caricatures highlight the youthful, chaotic energy of the show.

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Mother of the Year – Presented by Lauren Garrett (Sexy Unique Podcast)

Timestamps: 69:59 – 76:43

• Nominees:
  • Mama Joyce (RHOA), “retroactively for being right”
  • Muzzy (RHOSLC)
  • Patricia (Southern Charm)
  • Rachel Zo (RHOBH), “for teaching her kid to moisturize at camp”
  • Vida (The Valley)
• Panel agrees Muzzy should win as an iconic Bravo mom.
  • “Muzzy just represents, like, mothering in all its facets. The darker side.” (Ronnie, 75:21)
• But the winner is Rachel Zo, in a surprise twist.

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Musical Parodies & Mid-Show Entertainment

Timestamps: 42:33, 78:07 – 80:57

• Original comedy songs about Bravo relationships, The Traitors (Peacock), and Housewives traditions.
  • “Who the hell needs a husband? Why’d it take me so long to find me? ...All I need is a lover, to get down with another.” (Ronnie/Ben, 42:33+)
  • “This was the year we had some good housewives, but the gamers continued to rue...” (Ben, 78:43)
• Written by Diallo Riddle, performed by O’Shea (80:57)

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Notable Quotes, Banter, & Moments

• “When Jennifer Tilly ruins marriages, she will get my vote.” (Ronnie, 18:59)
• “All we’re doing is just living our lives right now, just going along with the flow.” (Vanderpump newbie, 53:56)
• “Muzzy just represents, like, mothering in all its facets. The darker side.” (Ronnie, 75:21)
• “Congratulations to Lisa Barlow for being very slanderous.” (Vic, 66:24)
• “You were a sinner on the front and an agent on the back.” (Vic, 61:30)
• “You get it, you. You immediately pointed down at your wiener and you can get it injected there as well.” (Ronnie, 63:28)

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Episode Structure, Energy, & Closing

• Authentic brashness and warmth: Ben and Ronnie’s familiar mixture of irreverent camp and genuine Bravo fandom.
• Frequent in-jokes about Bravo lore, audience familiarity, and mutual ribbing with celebrity guests.
• Parade of Bravo-lebrities and podcasting peers create a festive, communal (occasionally chaotic) vibe.
• Musical performances, raucous audience engagement, and interactive voting keep the pace energetic.

END OF PART ONE — For more awards and mayhem, listeners are directed to Part Two.

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For First-time Listeners:

This episode is a must for Bravo fans seeking both recap and satire. Listeners unfamiliar with the specifics of the nominees will still enjoy the affectionate roasting, musical parodies, and guest banter, but Bravo devotees will appreciate the many in-jokes and deep cuts referenced throughout the ceremony.

Transcript

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie Car]

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[Vic]

Wendy's down But I look fucking fabulous

[Ronnie Car]

Craig is back on alcohol But I look fucking fabulous I'm not mad, I'm just.

[Vic]

I'm just fucking fabulous.

[Ronnie Car]

The harder they fail the harder we laugh and talk shit on Reddit the

[Vic]

louder they wail the more we obsess and lose all our heads it seems

[Ronnie Car]

to be fine Then bad bunny and they go on TikTok if you know, you know someone looked at Gretchen's likes But I look fucking fabulous New Jersey

[Vic]

is still on ice But I look fucking fabulous Amanda told Cal take a hike.

[Ronnie Car]

But I look fucking fabulous I'm not mad at this. I'm this fucking fabulous.

[Vic]

Call me Lisa Barlow.

[Ronnie Car]

Case dismissed. You gout dick sucker.

[Vic]

Try to dim my light though still

[Ronnie Car]

I rise Mother trucker. Oh, how I'm bored. Why don't you fix your wrinkly knees, you old whore?

[Vic]

You just have to sing Even when your benzos make you sing. Disgusting.

[Ronnie Car]

They say silence is safe but when they Stop bickering. I hardly feel the pain. Someone looked at Gretchen's like, well, I feel fucking fabulous.

[Vic]

She is still on ice. But I feel fucking fabulous.

[Ronnie Car]

And that told Kyle, take a hike. But I look fucking fabulous.

[Vic]

I'm not mad at this.

[Ronnie Car]

I'm just fucking fabulous. You look fucking fabulous. Welcome to the 2026 Golden Grammy Awards. I'm Ronnie.

[Vic]

I'm Vic. There's Jake.

[Ronnie Car]

This is Poodle. And audience, you look fucking fabulous. Thank you. Welcome to the show. Thank you, guys.

[Vic]

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'll get that in a second.

[Ronnie Car]

Jake is our accompanist for this evening. Extremely sexy, talented. Man, Man. Listen to his show, Reality Gays. But we also have the return of our favorite house band of all time, it's the Crappers. Please welcome to the stage Katie Korla and Walter Afanas.

[Vic]

Walter and Katie. Oh, my God. I die. I die. Literally. Bananas. Gorgeous. Oh, I guess we should hit record. I can't. One thing you might not know is that Walter is being or has just been inducted into the Songwriting hall of Fame.

[Ronnie Car]

With Taylor Swift. It's like the same ceremony. So fucking hot. Walter.

[Vic]

Yeah.

[Ronnie Car]

Just remember that you started at the crappy Awards. Walter.

[Vic]

I like this. I like. We're sort of roaming around. Yes. Free roaming.

[Ronnie Car]

Podcast host, please turn on the air conditioning. Yes. I quit doing cocaine so I could start being cooler indoors.

[Vic]

You guys, we have a tremendous, tremendous show for you. Look, by the way, don't you love talk about looking fabulous? Ronnie's blazer. We got this when we're doing our Amazon live. And this was. We put up to a vote, and this one did very well. This looks amaz. Rami, you look. You really do look fabulous.

[Ronnie Car]

Thank you. You do as well, Ramona Blue.

[Vic]

Thank you.

[Ronnie Car]

All right, so we love to start these out with a toast. And we've got to get someone really special every time we start the show off, because it's good luck.

[Vic]

Yeah. I would even say for this year, we decided to get someone who was maybe larger than life.

[Ronnie Car]

You know, Ben said, I like it like this, and I said, I like it like that. Please welcome to the stage from the Backstreet Boys, Mr. AJ Mcl.

[Vic]

And also here to serve us some bubbly are Chris and Jason from Vanderbilt Rules. Chris and Jason will be escorting our guests on and off the stage all evening. Thank you guys for being here. We will see you all. Aj, come on. Come take a seat. Come take a seat at the auspicious desk of Krappins. Feel free to take A mic. Thank you. So, aj, I look fucking fabulous, by the way. No kidding. You too. I know. I'm kidding. So how does this place compare to the Sphere? In many ways. I like this better because everyone is closer. I can see your face. I could see you sweating really, really bad right now. Yes. Turn the AC on, please. Bad choice to wear leather tonight. I don't know what the I was thinking I'm in a polyester blazer. Thank you. You make it look good. Thank you. No, this is. Look, thank you so much for having me. This is phenomenal. And yeah, if you haven't been out to Vegas, come on out. We got shows back this summer. So when are you guys starting up again? We start up again July 16, and we're going all the way through the end of August. You have to come back. I will. 100%.

[Ronnie Car]

They have them flying up on this thing and it's all. You know, it's in the Sphere, So it's like 3D. You want to throw up kind of when you're in there. No offense.

[Vic]

No, it is a little intimidating. Yes. Has anyone.

[Ronnie Car]

You guys are just holding on for dear life.

[Vic]

Oh, well, yeah. Brian's terrified of heights, so he. He kind of has a. Oh, shit handle. Yeah, the rest of us are just strapped in.

[Ronnie Car]

I was wondering what that happened. No, that's.

[Vic]

Yeah, that's what that is.

[Ronnie Car]

That's funny.

[Vic]

So has anyone gone and seen them at the Sphere? It was like. I did feel like in some ways it was kind of like a life changing experience. I think there's like a part in the beginning where what I thought was the wall and the floor just went away and it was all just a projection and a rocket ship took off and my seat started to vibrate. And unfortunately we don't have that for you guys tonight. But that really was. That's like. It was. It's an amazing audio visual experience. It really is. I mean, we. We had this whole plan about potentially doing an actual tour and bringing back the Millennium Tour, but then this opportunity kind of fell in our lap. And this is the most state of the art venue to do the most futuristic show in Millennium, we thought was the most futuristic album. So it worked out. So, yeah, it's awesome. Have any Bravo liberties visited you? Yeah. You know, Sheena from Vanderpump has come probably about 15 times now, so I don't know how many more times she could possibly come. But she's always welcome back. Back, Always welcome back. The show doesn't change y'. All. So I Mean, you know, I'm starting to wonder what's really going on. I just love the Backstreet Boys.

[Ronnie Car]

Multiple times.

[Vic]

Heather Dubrow also, I think, went and saw you guys. Right, Heather. To bro. Yep. It's amazing show. You guys have to see it. So shall we do our little opening toaster? You've actually created? You have actually wrote something down. So. Yes.

[Ronnie Car]

All right.

[Vic]

All right. Now, when Ben and Ronnie invited me, I thought, watch what Crappens was about bathroom habits. But I realized now it's basically the boy band of reality tv. I mean, you saw the opening number. Honestly, just throw in some choreography. You guys are good. And just wear all white.

[Ronnie Car]

Same thing. Same thing.

[Vic]

So I might be new to Bravo, which I'm not, but I know a great fan base when I see one, and I do. So tonight, raise a glass to all the Geraldines for the loyalty, the laughter and the fabulous fucking chaos. And to Ben and Ronnie, thank you so much for letting me crash the party. Now let's kick off the Crappies Bravo style with drama, laughs, and somebody yelling. Please mention it all.

[Ronnie Car]

Cheers.

[Vic]

Cheers to the crappies. Cheers. Cheer. Thank you for coming. Cheers, everyone. Wait, we need to get you guys your drinks. Cheers. Cheers. Love you guys. Thank you so much. Enjoy the show.

[Ben Mandelker]

A.J.

[Vic]

mcLean, everyone. I thought. I thought this was my microphone.

[Ronnie Car]

Oh, my God. That was pretty good. I die. Those get better every year. He's also the best singer there. I'm not even saying that because he's still here and he can kick my ass. We were like, who's singing and who's not singing? He's singing and he's singing well, so good for you. All right, it's time for a commercial. It's time for a grappens commercial. So,

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie Car]

Wait, we're going on tour?

[Ben Mandelker]

Not a tour. We're delivering and setting up customers phones so it's easier to upgrade.

[Ronnie Car]

Let's get in the tour bus and hit the road.

[Ben Mandelker]

No, not a tour bus. It's a regular car we use to deliver and set up customers phones at home or work.

[Vic]

Are you a groupie on this tour?

[Ben Mandelker]

We deliver and set up phones. It's not a tour.

[Vic]

Oh, you're definitely a groupie.

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Vic]

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[Ronnie Car]

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[Vic]

That sound happens A lot.

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Vic]

Big deal. New dining table you've been eyeing for months. Big deal. Finally picking up those last few pieces and finishing that bedroom.

[Ronnie Car]

Now that's a really big deal.

[Vic]

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[Ronnie Car]

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[Vic]

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[Ronnie Car]

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[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie Car]

Next up is our first category of the evening.

[Vic]

It's time.

[Ronnie Car]

Bravo could not do anything without this category. The best supporting character. And here to present that award was a lead. She wasn't really a supporting character, but whatever her name is. Crystal Kunminkoff. Today. Crystal.

[Ben Mandelker]

Hi, everyone. I wore my ugly leather skirt for all of you guys.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah.

[Vic]

Welcome, Crystal.

[Ben Mandelker]

You guys are a good looking bunch. Thank you for having me. It's my first time here.

[Ronnie Car]

Oh, gosh. So how's it been?

[Ben Mandelker]

It's been amazing. I'm so happy to be here. This is insane. You know, I. We connected because I love listening to you guys during Beverly Hills and you guys made me laugh and reminded me that it was all insane.

[Ronnie Car]

So.

[Ben Mandelker]

Love it.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah. You used to DM us sometimes and I would say, please don't listen to this show. We're trashing you on this show. Don't listen to this show. I'm not gonna be nicer tomorrow.

[Ben Mandelker]

No, you weren't. But I loved it.

[Ronnie Car]

And you would write us back and be like, I know I'm not supposed to be listening, but that was a good one on Kyle. Go get her. No, she never said that.

[Vic]

Yeah. How's life been after the Real Housewives? Do you feel like liberated now?

[Ben Mandelker]

I do. That's why I. I'm smiling and I'm here.

[Ronnie Car]

That's all you need. Get out of housewives.

[Vic]

Yeah. Those 14 friends, by the way, also, right? Yes.

[Ben Mandelker]

They're all assholes, so we don't talk to them.

[Vic]

That's right.

[Ben Mandelker]

You guys are my friends.

[Vic]

Yeah, the new friends.

[Ronnie Car]

I wanted to talk about your podcast, Humble Brag. I'm liking that. Are you finding that you're getting in trouble for talking about other people now? Like, is that kind of timing? Are people getting mad at you now?

[Ben Mandelker]

Let me tell you, I was a little bit worried, but I never get in trouble because I'm always telling the truth. So no one ever calls me.

[Ronnie Car]

Oh, they can't come.

[Ben Mandelker]

I'm sure they're like dying a little inside because I give it a lot of tea, but I'm always honest. So if they did it. I'm gonna say it.

[Ronnie Car]

And is Cynthia honest, too, or does Cynthia just talk mad on people? What does she do?

[Ben Mandelker]

Cynthia calls me always, like, she calls me every day to, like, literally trash everybody. But on the pod, she's a little bit nicer.

[Vic]

See, that makes me so mad because Cynthia's nice one. And to know that she is, like, shady af, like, behind the scenes. Like, you have to, like, get that side out of her.

[Ronnie Car]

We need some shady Cynthia.

[Vic]

Yeah, we need shady Cynthia.

[Ronnie Car]

You should do what that girl did on Real Housewives of Potomac and just start recording, people.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, right.

[Ronnie Car]

That's what you need to do.

[Ben Mandelker]

That's her new.

[Vic]

Yeah, just like, jazzy.

[Ronnie Car]

All right, so let's go over some of these best supporting characters. Okay, go ahead and start reading.

[Ben Mandelker]

Brittany Bateman from Salt Lake. That's a mix.

[Vic]

By the way, have you ever wanted to see her face? Really big behind you.

[Ronnie Car]

Oh, wow.

[Ben Mandelker]

Where's the unicorn? Is that a Chevy unicorn?

[Vic]

You guys, this is the biggest. This is probably the biggest we'll ever see Britney's face in our lives.

[Ronnie Car]

You didn't make ones of those for us, did you? I don't want to look. I don't want to see my face that day.

[Vic]

No, no, no, no.

[Ben Mandelker]

Don't worry.

[Vic]

You're safe. You're safe.

[Ben Mandelker]

Bronwyn, Sunday cherry from Salt Lake.

[Vic]

It's the first time a cherry has been nominated for something thing.

[Ben Mandelker]

Okay? My girl, Jennifer Tilly from Beverly Hills, You guys, she is as awesome as you can imagine. She is. She's amazing. Kiki Barth, Miami.

[Vic]

The best.

[Ben Mandelker]

Muzzy's eyebrows, also from Salt Lake. And finally, Norma from Below Deck Med.

[Ronnie Car]

All right, so who does your vote go for?

[Ben Mandelker]

For me, it's my girl, Jennifer.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah, you gotta go with Jennifer.

[Vic]

What about you, Ronnie?

[Ben Mandelker]

That's my girl.

[Ronnie Car]

Out of these. I think everybody is doing a great job. I think that Bronwyn's Sunday cherry really caused the most shit this season.

[Vic]

It did.

[Ronnie Car]

It was the messiest. I mean, it caused a divorce. Yeah. So I'm gonna give it to the cherry.

[Vic]

Yeah. I'm going to also give it to Jennifer Tilly. Just because I've been a fan for so many decades at this point. So Jennifer Tilly.

[Ronnie Car]

For me, when Jennifer Tilly ruins marriages, she will get my vote.

[Vic]

All right, Crystal, you get to open it and reveal. First award of the night,

[Ben Mandelker]

Jennifer Till.

[Ronnie Car]

I would like to thank everybody for having me here. Andy Cohen, thank you for putting on a good show. Thank you so much, Grace.

[Vic]

Thank you, guys.

[Ben Mandelker]

Thank you.

[Vic]

And you have to give this to. Give this to Jennifer. Please deliver the crap.

[Ben Mandelker]

Accept this on Jennifer's behalf.

[Vic]

Thank you to Crystal.

[Ronnie Car]

I kind of just grabbed Crystal's boob on the way out. That was not intentional. This is being streamed.

[Ben Mandelker]

Ew. Awkward.

[Vic]

All right, our next guest. You may see her as the host of Entertainment Tonight. Please welcome our wonderful friend. Don't you hate when people do that? My dear friend. My dear friend, Nichelle Turner.

[Ronnie Car]

Michelle Turner from Entertainment Tonight. Here she is.

[Ben Mandelker]

Damn, I didn't get the Crystal applause.

[Vic]

Give it up for Deshaun20.

[Ronnie Car]

Come on, just call it out. What the hell?

[Ben Mandelker]

Okay, so is that that show with Mario Lopez? Hi, everybody. How y' all doing?

[Ronnie Car]

Michelle, love having you here.

[Vic]

Hi.

[Ben Mandelker]

I know y' all didn't invite me back for a few years. I thought y' all were.

[Vic]

Well, we were in New York.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, that's right. You were in New York. Well, I'm back, baby. Now you can't get rid of me.

[Vic]

Michelle, you are so in. What people don't know is that we were both in New Orleans. We were back in, like, October.

[Ben Mandelker]

It was over Thanksgiving.

[Vic]

Yeah, it was something somewhere back in the fall. And so we met up and got a drink. And then you were like, hey, I'll drive you to the restaurant. And we got stuck in a parade.

[Ronnie Car]

We did.

[Vic]

For an hour to go like, three quarters of a mile. So we really bonded in that New Orleans parade.

[Ronnie Car]

So.

[Vic]

And I will tell you this. Nichelle knows her Bravo. My favorite thing.

[Ben Mandelker]

I am a Bravo holic. I'll take any of you all on with my Bravo knowledge. Seriously. I love every single thing. I even watched that terrible. Like, real Housewives of D.C. before Potomac.

[Ronnie Car]

We love that one.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, honey, I love that.

[Vic]

All.

[Ben Mandelker]

I'm in it.

[Vic]

I loved it. The Salahis and Kat.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes.

[Ronnie Car]

Jumping the fence of the White House to get into that party. They're so good. That was a good one. That was back in the day where we didn't know what we had.

[Ben Mandelker]

You know, I used to do local news here in Los Angeles when I first came here at Fox 11. Right. One of my first things that I did was go do standups and live shots outside of the gates of Coto de Casa. Right. When Real Housewives of Orange county was premiering, I was standing outside talking about this new show that was going to document the lives of these women in Orange County County. And now, what, 18, 20 years later, we're still talking about those broads, right?

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah. But yeah, that DC Show. I remember when that was On. They were like, oh, guys, this. This. This DC show's only getting, like, 37 million viewers a week. That's.

[Ben Mandelker]

We've gotta cancel it.

[Ronnie Car]

Let's cancel that. Well, we're like, five people watched.

[Ben Mandelker]

Put it on, Peacock.

[Vic]

I think that Real Housewives of DC Is a great way to segue into our next topic, which is most cringe.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, yeah.

[Ronnie Car]

All right, let's get into it.

[Ben Mandelker]

This is fun.

[Ronnie Car]

Here we go.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, boy. All right, so the. In the category of most cringe, we have Angels cast Trip to Colorado from Real Housewives of Potomac. You're gonna get to know her. You really are.

[Vic]

You're gonna get to know her, guys. Yeah, you're gonna get to know her, and you'll understand. She's great.

[Ben Mandelker]

We've got Carl and Lil from Summer House. Ikes. Yikes.

[Ronnie Car]

Lil really into her.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, boy. Jesse Solomon's toe joins Emeril's threesome from Summer House.

[Vic]

That was pretty bad.

[Ronnie Car]

That wasn't even a hot toe.

[Ben Mandelker]

I was gonna. That was. That's beyond cringe. Lexi Wood and her family from Summer House.

[Vic]

Just her family.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, this was cringe personified. Seth Marks on Next Gen nyc. Yeah. Oh, but, yeah, then Shep texts Sienna about her pretty little freckled lips on Southern Charm.

[Ronnie Car]

All right, so what would your winner be?

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, because it's top of mind, my first mind would say Angel's cast trip to Colorado because was it. It was so bad and so cringe. But if I'm being honest, seeing Shep get his comeuppance and really be so cringy about this girl who paid him dust was so good. So I kind of leaning towards the pretty little freckled lips. And he read it out loud.

[Vic]

He read it out loud.

[Ben Mandelker]

He read it out loud like it was cute.

[Ronnie Car]

They just showed a clip of that season, and recently, they're like, oh, remember when Shep was being a good person?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yikes.

[Ronnie Car]

And it was him being like, don't you want to watch me change into my vacation clothes?

[Vic]

And she's like, I'm just a little boy. Well, I'm gonna back you on that. I think Shep is like, that was the shark tooth necklace and everything. That was one of the most cringy things that's ever happened on Bravo.

[Ben Mandelker]

It was so good.

[Ronnie Car]

It was deliciously cringy. Okay, I'll go with you. You guys on that. All right.

[Vic]

Okay.

[Ben Mandelker]

So we all say Shep.

[Vic]

We all say Shep, but I'm not mad at the audience.

[Ronnie Car]

And the winner want angel to win something Though, you know, Shep, text Sienna

[Ben Mandelker]

about her pretty little freckled lips from Southern Charm.

[Ronnie Car]

Well, congratulations, chef. You did it again, buddy.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes, indeed.

[Ronnie Car]

You did it again.

[Vic]

Thank you so much for coming back.

[Ben Mandelker]

We appreciate you. Thank you, everybody. Have a good time tonight.

[Ronnie Car]

What a lovely lady. All right, coming up next, we have got.

[Vic]

Oh, well, you know, we have a lot of awards that we give out, but you know, like any major award show, we just can't fit them all in. So in a ceremony held earlier this evening, the following awards were given out.

[Ronnie Car]

Most mood enhancing amenity. Jody's AC

[Vic]

Outstanding culinary feat. Randy the Butler for baking a phone.

[Ronnie Car]

Most romantic item in cvs, aisle three. Kierna's picture frame from Real Housewives of Potomac.

[Vic]

Best exterior that was never really entered.

[Ronnie Car]

Jax's Rehab on the Valley.

[Vic]

Best. Best repurposing of a Chucky cheese.

[Ronnie Car]

Jax's Rehab on the Valley.

[Vic]

Best code name for I'm going out to do coke, honey.

[Ronnie Car]

I'm going to Jax's rehab, honey.

[Vic]

Thank you. Congratulations to the winners. Congratulations.

[Ronnie Car]

Killing it.

[Vic]

All right, everyone. Well, it's time to address the first nominee for Bravo. Best Bravo show of the year.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah. So let's watch a clip from that. We're going to now for the first nominee for best show of the year. Summer house. Everyone, welcome to my freedom dinner.

[Vic]

Freedom. Except for Amanda, because she should have my babies right now.

[Ronnie Car]

I'm already raising a baby, Kyle.

[Vic]

Oh, we have a baby.

[Ronnie Car]

The baby is you, Kyle.

[Vic]

Fine, go ahead and start your stupid bikini business. We all have dreams. My dream is being a wash up gooner in a midlife crisis. Getting shit faced on gods, getting episodes of knitting on 21 year olds.

[Ronnie Car]

So you're saying you want to be a dj? Kyle.

[Vic]

I'm gonna be a dj.

[Ben Mandelker]

Hello.

[Ronnie Car]

This is my freedom dinner.

[Vic]

Oh my God. I'm free.

[Ben Mandelker]

I'm new here.

[Vic]

I'm Lexi and I'm an influencer. And I'm in love. Whoa, Lexi.

[Ronnie Car]

I know we just met, but my name is Jessie and I kind of love you. I kinda love you.

[Vic]

No, I'm not in love with you. I'm in love with my mom and my sister.

[Ben Mandelker]

They're under the table and we're all

[Vic]

in love with lip liner.

[Ronnie Car]

I'm down with the mom and sister.

[Vic]

Ew.

[Ben Mandelker]

Jesse, your toe is in a threesome though.

[Ronnie Car]

When are you gonna forgive my toe?

[Ben Mandelker]

Freedom dinner.

[Vic]

Hello. I have an announcement I wanted to make. Make it for my bed. But since we are having dinner. It's taken me three years to realize what America knew In five minutes. Craig Conover is a loser.

[Ronnie Car]

Hear, hear.

[Vic]

West is the loser. He told the New York Times he's not into me anymore, but I'm just

[Ronnie Car]

a boy with broccoli hair and a barstool. Sports subscription.

[Ben Mandelker]

Freedom dinner.

[Vic]

I want to toast. Carl, thank you for breaking up with me so I can achieve my dreams of getting impregnated by a hot person who isn't trying to open a brick and mortar business.

[Ronnie Car]

Uh, it's called a soft bar, Lindsay.

[Vic]

It's called a 7 11, Carl, and it already exists. OMG, you guys. Time for the gender reveal. I'm giving birth to a taco contrast.

[Ronnie Car]

Congratulations, Linden. Summer house.

[Vic]

Summer house.

[Ronnie Car]

All righty. Wow.

[Vic]

I felt like I was in the Hamptons, guys.

[Ronnie Car]

Pulitzer winning. Okay, you know what? This is also one of our favorite categories. You know what? I think we love these categories because we make them, but this is also a really good one, you guys. Also, can I say thank you to the air conditioning? Thank you, guys. Seriously.

[Vic]

And also, also shout out to James, who's running the slideshow over here. Thanks, James.

[Ronnie Car]

James. The magical fingers of James. Okay, this next one is a category for the worst.

[Vic]

No, no, no, no. That's the most promising professional journey. It's amazing. And here to present it.

[Ronnie Car]

Oh, I am the worst. For those of you who didn't know, I suck at this. We've been doing this 14 years. I still don't know what the is going on.

[Vic]

Okay, this is watch what crap. And it's not the Oscars, okay?

[Ronnie Car]

It is written down on a paper.

[Vic]

This is what. This is why we work together. Okay?

[Ronnie Car]

Let's please welcome to the stage the gorgeous, the talented entertainment talking head, Kelty Night. I was just going with Kelty.

[Vic]

Kelsey has hot tea for us.

[Ronnie Car]

She comes out weaponizing like, I got some.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. Everyone thinks it's about you, but it's actually about me.

[Vic]

Oh, my God. Kelty.

[Ben Mandelker]

Okay. No, it's your show, but if you want the tea.

[Ronnie Car]

Okay, I want the tea. I want the tea.

[Vic]

Tell us the tea about you. What happened?

[Ben Mandelker]

So, as you know, never a star, always a star's friend. I have been at many filming of Broadway or Bravo shows.

[Vic]

Yes.

[Ben Mandelker]

You know, like a friend, Kristen Doughty has a party, and she's like, do you want to come? And then when you get there, you're like, oh, signing, release, taking a headshot. I get. I guess I'm here to film. But I never worry about what I say. No, no. Because why they don't mic me if they don't Put a mic on you. You're not important.

[Vic]

That's right.

[Ben Mandelker]

This morning, on my way to the Golden Crappies, I received the text message of my life. Keltie. My name is Jean, and I'm a clearance producer for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

[Ronnie Car]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Ben Mandelker]

We're putting together the Beverly Hills episode that features Rachel Zoe's birthday party at her house that you attended and signed a release for. Our editors would like to include a very cute moment, very L A, where our cast member Dorit Kemsley, like, I didn't know she was a cast member. I'm like, who tells you that you look great? And you respond, I just had a facelift. If you don't want to include the moment, if you're not okay with it, that's fine. But could you let us know? Otherwise, the scene is focused on her birthday party. In the cast drama, you are not prominently featured. It's just a short vignette of people interacting. It's not essential, but if you're comfortable with it, let us know.

[Ronnie Car]

Yes.

[Vic]

You did it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Do it, do it.

[Vic]

There's Rachel Zoe right there.

[Ben Mandelker]

I die.

[Vic]

Congratulations. That is a dream.

[Ben Mandelker]

I agreed. So you'll see me soon. Don't forget to Andy, that is so you.

[Ronnie Car]

I love that.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's so me.

[Ronnie Car]

And let's face it, we've been at those parties with you, and they could have caught a lot worse.

[Ben Mandelker]

Coming out of your 100%. I'm always talking shit somewhere.

[Ronnie Car]

Yes.

[Vic]

That's, like, so exciting that you get to have a line on one of the Real Housewives. Like, that's my dream.

[Ben Mandelker]

IMDb added, like, what?

[Ronnie Car]

Love it.

[Vic]

Oh, you have a book out also, you should tell everyone I have a new book.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's called the Fuck Them Theory. It's [e-mail]. thank you.

[Ronnie Car]

Yes. Kelsey.

[Vic]

Ah, there we go. Kelsey.

[Ronnie Car]

All right, so your category is the most promising professional Journey.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, these are so good. Okay, number one club. Club Next gen nyc.

[Vic]

Guys. It's a brutalist bowling alley. Allie, if you don't have the vision, I can't help you.

[Ben Mandelker]

Eyebrows and only fans. Vanderpump rules.

[Vic]

There they are down there. Yes, there they are.

[Ben Mandelker]

Heather Dubrow goes into comedy Orange County.

[Vic]

This is the most important slide of the night. I just want you to know.

[Ben Mandelker]

Kelly Waffles, Atlanta.

[Vic]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

Okay, okay.

[Ronnie Car]

They didn't like those waffles.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, that's not gonna win.

[Ronnie Car]

That answer was like, waffles, sir.

[Ben Mandelker]

Wieners. Southern hospitality. Honestly, I'm not mad and finally, soft bar Summer house.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah.

[Vic]

What do you think, Kelty? What's. What's your. What do you think is the. The most promising professional journey?

[Ben Mandelker]

Listen, I. I want to say soft bar because I just don't get it, but I'm going to vote for Heather Dubrow because I'm scared that if I don't vote for her, she'll get mad at me because it's all about Heather.

[Ronnie Car]

That's okay.

[Vic]

Don't vote for me in the crappies. It will cost you a lot. She will do that to you.

[Ben Mandelker]

She will. She would cancel you. And honestly, she throws great parties in. At her parties, she gives you a little gift, you know, and one time it was like a Chanel necklace. I was like, damn. Okay, I am.

[Vic]

I am desperate to get on to Heather Dubrow's invite list. I'm sorry. I just want to go to one of her parties and I want to see her do her comedy. But, you know, we'll see how that goes.

[Ronnie Car]

Just keep putting it out there. Just put it out there every year when one of these years it'll happen, babe.

[Vic]

Ronnie, who do you. Who are you going to go for?

[Ronnie Car]

I am going to go. Well, you know that I think the most promising business on here is the. The eyebrow twins.

[Vic]

I will second that. Those guys, you all know.

[Ronnie Car]

I'm also saying that all the time on the show, it's not just because they're here. I mean that. What a promising business. You know, you look at Carl and you're like, wow, you're serving sodas at a coffee shop. Like, who cares? Yeah, these men are serving ass and they have the products. So I say they're serving everything. Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

All right.

[Vic]

Right, Kelty?

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, the most promising professional journey besides mine for one line on Housewives of Everything.

[Vic]

Amazing text. I just want to read.

[Ronnie Car]

It is.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, wow. Whoa. Soft bar.

[Vic]

What's wrong with you? Softball? Well, I. I think that since Carl is not here to accept the award, I think that we should give it to our wonderful, wonderful escorts of the night to Chris and Jason. Kelty, thank you so much for joining us tonight.

[Ronnie Car]

Thank you,

[Vic]

Kelty. No, it's not a video. It's just a quick one. It's quick.

[Ronnie Car]

Oh, okay.

[Vic]

All right.

[Ronnie Car]

Thank you, Kelty. All right, next one. This was a huge category and there were a ton of votes, and this one was extremely close. So it's a real nail biter.

[Vic]

Real nail biter.

[Ronnie Car]

This is the worst, worst Salah competition in 2023.

[Vic]

Okay, the first nominee is War. War. Pretty bad.

[Ronnie Car]

War is bad. Yeah. Next up, we have the economy. Rough.

[Vic]

And lastly, we have Jill Zarin.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes.

[Vic]

Formerly of the Golden Lady Life. What's your pick?

[Ronnie Car]

They're all pretty bad.

[Vic]

Yeah. Groceries are really expensive, but Jill Zarin's. Jill Zarin.

[Ronnie Car]

I mean, you got to go with Jill. And also, you know what war is, like. So over. We've been talking about war literally, since I was a baby, and I'm tired of it. The economy, tired of it. Jill's only had a couple of decades for me to hate her, so I say she's the freshest of the bunch.

[Vic]

Okay. Okay. All right. The winner of the worst is. You want to do this one together?

[Ronnie Car]

Yes. Oh, my God. Congratulations, Jill Zarin.

[Ben Mandelker]

You did it.

[Vic]

The word first.

[Ronnie Car]

All right, commercials.

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Vic]

In a ceremony held earlier this evening, the following awards were given out. The who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf award for most intense relationship fight. Earl refusing to eat vegetables on Love Hotel.

[Ronnie Car]

Ooh.

[Vic]

Best possible, best possible. Cousins Fucking each other on Onlyfans. Storyline are guys. It was overblown. It was overblown. The best party only thrown to take digs at your ex boyfriend. Alexia's narcissism party on Real House of Miami. Most divine divisive Carb pancakes Love Island. And most realistic scene created to gang up and banish a castmate. You don't like the lie detector party at Real Housewives of Orange County. Thank you. Congratulations to all the winners. Thank you.

[Ronnie Car]

I love you.

[Vic]

It's the time where everyone yells at us.

[Ronnie Car]

All right, hit it, poodle.

[Ben Mandelker]

All right.

[Ronnie Car]

Baby, who the hell needs a husband? What has taken me so long to find me? Oh, baby, all I need is a lover Getting down with another and tell him if you see him baby, if you see him tell him he said holla, I liked him so we married he was really big and hairy and he had a lot of money and I like that he's grumpy and he's grumpy let's face it, probably trumpy and he's horrible on camera. Can we mic that? Smaller boobs on the plane for everyone to see? He got a foopa boner on his iPad. It was gotta be a funded and he sold his cherry off my sundae Now I'm mad. Oh, my God. We promised each other when my cases were sealed we'd love until death do us part. Mm. And then I find out that he's been making out with my friend's friend and when they kiss he far Baby, who the hell is my husband? Why'd it take me so long to find me? Oh, baby, all I need is a lover to get down with another Tell him if you see him Bailey, if you see him tell him he should holler when on a show for romance Even though I'm not a ho Cah apple worry saying don't make me a stubborn goat Met a man named Earl he was pasty as a pearl had the manners of a squirrel but he drove a boat Lost his shit through a fit Called me a selfish twit When a hurricane almost hit his house and he was scarred I could have been there Hugging margaritas I was chucking? Cause I danced the mariachi music on the bar he could have been the ones I liked his buns he was bored Boring but affable but he rejected me that he rejected me he doesn't eat vegetable oh, baby, who needs a husband? Was it taken me so long to find me? Oh, baby, all I need is a lover to get down with another Tell him If you see him, baby if you see him, baby he said hola he looks like boys and those Boy George we appropriate these cultures globally Cheesy like formatio it's money to Bellagio he left it when I called him bubbly smells a lot like a gherkin Bought me lots of Birkins Fact that life as bucolic then pre diabetes leaving me borough bleeding Please do not go full blown alcoholic Healed more taxes and high own accents and now I'm a mother single while he's flying round being chased around and canoodling with Pringles for a baby who the hell needs a husband? Why they taking me so long to find me? Ye. Oh, baby All I need is a. Baby, baby. Who the hell needs a heartbeat? Thank you. Wow.

[Vic]

The amazing Ronnie Carib, everyone on the keytar.

[Ronnie Car]

Wow. Thank you so much, guys. This next category is one that we usually do because it's our favorite thing to do, which is make stupid voices and play these characters. But we got better guests, frankly, than us. So we're going to go ahead and pass the torch this year. Who are the better guests? Ben.

[Vic]

Please welcome on screen our parents.

[Ben Mandelker]

But still I rise. Stacy Rush, Real Housewives of Potomac. Gout Dick sucker.

[Ronnie Car]

Lisa Barlow, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

[Ben Mandelker]

I do franchise. You do French fries. Angie Katsanevis, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Okay, my best. My friend's very close friend made out with Todd and he farted, and it

[Ronnie Car]

was a total move killer. You supposed to say the name of the lady. God, Would you pay attention what he said? You didn't say the name of the woman.

[Ben Mandelker]

Jesus, you're supposed to read that.

[Ronnie Car]

Lisa Barlow, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I'm a lawyer and a storyteller. Greg Conover, Southern charm.

[Vic]

Mama.

[Ben Mandelker]

Mamacita.

[Ronnie Car]

Nick Vestenbienburgi, Love island, usa. How do you pronounce that? My show, not yours.

[Ben Mandelker]

It wasn't for the past 30 days. Zach Wickham, the Valley. Okay, she was cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician. That's when you told me everything you wore wet. A Haitian mortician.

[Ronnie Car]

You used to take him to the

[Ben Mandelker]

motel, pay for the motel, bring champagne, and had to give him a coffee

[Vic]

machine as a gift.

[Ben Mandelker]

You forgot about that little bit.

[Ronnie Car]

Adriana Demura, Real Housewives of Miami.

[Vic]

That's it. How funny.

[Ronnie Car]

I love it.

[Vic]

All right.

[Ronnie Car]

So good.

[Vic]

So the winner of best quote.

[Ronnie Car]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Vic]

Okay. She was cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician. That's when you told me everything you were With a Haitian mortician. You used to take him to the motel, pay for the motel, bring the champagne, and had to give him a coffee machine as a gift. You forgot about that part, bitch. Adriana d', Amore, Real Househubs of Miami.

[Ronnie Car]

That was a good one. I'm so happy for Adriana. I know she's at home right now in her nightgown like. Yes.

[Ben Mandelker]

Finally.

[Ronnie Car]

Finally.

[Vic]

Oh. Oh, look. Oh, my God. Is that Amanda Francis? It's like we just manifested you here.

[Ronnie Car]

I manifested this. It's Amanda Francis.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, my God.

[Vic]

I was.

[Ben Mandelker]

I was manifesting a moment downstairs.

[Vic]

It's a moment, Guys, don't call me a manifestor in my own home, okay? This is. This is a real treat with what's about to happen now. We've never had so many guests up all at once, and I don't even know what to say. The category is best newbie. And please welcome a whole bunch of people from Vanderpump Rules.

[Ben Mandelker]

Market.

[Ronnie Car]

Marcus, Jason, Chris.

[Ben Mandelker]

Happy? Yeah.

[Vic]

Come on, have your moment.

[Ronnie Car]

All right, here's one for your end. So when you want to talk, this is a literal talking song stick. So just crazy. Just share.

[Vic]

Who wants to use this?

[Ronnie Car]

I'll give you mine, too.

[Vic]

You guys, congratulations.

[Ronnie Car]

Yes. Congrats, you guys.

[Vic]

Shane, you started off.

[Ronnie Car]

What's good?

[Vic]

How's it going, everybody? I. I feel like, first and foremost, we need to hear the Shane Davis laugh. You guys, congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations on your freshman season on Vanderpump Rules. Have you guys been enjoying the ride? Feel free to move the microphones down the line as need be. How about you, Natalie? Have you enjoyed your first ride? Oh, my God.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's been incredible.

[Vic]

I'm so grateful. Thank you, guys.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, sorry. This mic. No, it's been incredible. Incredible. Thank you guys so much. I feel the love. Thank you.

[Vic]

Can you. Can you do, like, three notes of Passenger? What can you do? Can you do the part where you go like this?

[Ben Mandelker]

That's gonna haunt me for life.

[Ronnie Car]

Good.

[Vic]

That's okay. We'll do it like we're actual entertainment reporters. So how about you? So, Chris, how has the onlyfans been going with your cousin? It's been pretty good, y'. All. I hope you subscribed. I appreciate the love, though. Thank you so much. Next. Ariana Grande right here, by the way. Just you wait.

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie Car]

It's free.

[Vic]

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[Ronnie Car]

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[Ben Mandelker]

It cost you nothing.

[Ronnie Car]

It's free to walk in the door, but then if you point at anything, it's like, that'll be $50. I'm like, excuse me, sir.

[Vic]

Jason, what do you got to say? Thank you guys. Thank you for subscribing. Thanks for being here. Honestly, you guys are cool as hell. This is awesome. Yeah, but dude, D, say something. They want to hear you, man.

[Ronnie Car]

Yes. Penis. That was actually good.

[Vic]

Anyways, thank you guys for supporting our season. We'll never be the OGs, but I

[Ben Mandelker]

feel like we're in a lane of

[Vic]

our own and we're killing it. At least I am. Thank you guys so much for supporting us. It's so awesome you guys are out here. Thanks for giving us a chance. All we're doing is just living our lives right now, just going along with the flow.

[Ronnie Car]

My man Shane Davis is going to win that award tonight.

[Vic]

Best newbie.

[Ronnie Car]

Thank you guys so much.

[Vic]

We really appreciate you guys.

[Ronnie Car]

Thank you guys.

[Vic]

Kim, are you and Marcus together at the moment?

[Ben Mandelker]

We are, yes. I'm just over here for some safety cuz he has the strength.

[Vic]

Here we go.

[Ronnie Car]

A hey guys, look, look. Look what I got Kimberly for her birthday.

[Vic]

Well, she got got Marcus got Kimberly bracelet. Okay, let's do. Let's do the nominees and we'll just pass these down. I think that's actually just enough. Come on, Shane Davis, you just read from the top.

[Ben Mandelker]

All right, for best newbie we have

[Vic]

all the next gen NYC kids.

[Ben Mandelker]

All right now, Angela Oakley, Real Housewives of Atlanta.

[Vic]

Michaels Pena Southern hospitality. Did I butcher that?

[Ronnie Car]

Michael Spa. Sorry, I'm just a boy.

[Ben Mandelker]

Rachel Zo. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

[Vic]

We got Shane Davis of Vanderpump Rules. Let's go baby. And then we got Whitner Slagsville from Southern Char. Let's go.

[Ronnie Car]

Nailed it. Not of a piece. Cl Yeah, I nailed it. All right. All right.

[Vic]

Who wants to.

[Ronnie Car]

I'll open it and then we'll all read it at the same time. All right.

[Vic]

It's very exciting.

[Ronnie Car]

1, 2, 3. Rachel Z. Rachel Z. Rachel Z. Rachel

[Vic]

Z. I'm sorry, but since she wasn't here here to accept it. Will you take the crappy on as?

[Ronnie Car]

Yes. Shane, take that crap.

[Vic]

That's for you. Shane.

[Ronnie Car]

You know we love you, baby. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. The cast of Vanderpump Rules, ladies and gentlemen.

[Vic]

Thank you for the newbies for Vanderpump Rules.

[Ronnie Car]

Love you guys.

[Vic]

Thank you everyone. Thank you guys so much for coming out. Thank you guys. That was awesome.

[Ronnie Car]

Thank you.

[Vic]

That was a good.

[Ronnie Car]

Thank you. Thank you for being here.

[Vic]

Thank you.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah. No, yeah. You're staying?

[Vic]

Yeah. Yeah. We love you guys.

[Ronnie Car]

All righty.

[Vic]

Wow. That was. That was amazing. Why?

[Ronnie Car]

I remember when Vanderpump Rules first came out, like, 12 years ago, how much we hated that show. Do you remember? Remember?

[Vic]

Oh, yeah.

[Ronnie Car]

I was like, this show. They're killing the network. What are they trying to do to my Housewives shows? I refuse. I refuse. Like, six months later, I was like, oh, my God, I love this show. And then when they recast it, I was like, them? What are they doing to my show? How can I. Six months later? But now we're just older, and I, like, want to take care of all of them, you know? I mean, I wouldn't be a very good parent because I'm like, why aren't you wearing your only fans QR code? You should wear it.

[Vic]

Okay. All right, so it is now time to go on to a very important category. This is the category of most slanderous. And here. Slander. Here to present is the next evolution from Vanderpump Rules, from the Valley, Zach and Jasmine.

[Ben Mandelker]

Thank you. Hey, y'.

[Vic]

All.

[Ronnie Car]

Okay. This on? Yes. All right, you guys.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, God.

[Ronnie Car]

Okay.

[Vic]

She said, don't be weird before we come up here.

[Ronnie Car]

And, you know. Yeah. So, Zach, we've. We met you, obviously, and love you. This is our first time meeting you, madame, in person.

[Vic]

I know. So great.

[Ben Mandelker]

So much.

[Vic]

Should we start with you doing the Jasmine voice?

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, yes. It for me, please.

[Vic]

She hasn't.

[Ronnie Car]

I don't have a Jasmine voice on anymore.

[Ben Mandelker]

That one's my favorite. What could you.

[Ronnie Car]

What do you want from me right now? I'm not going to argue with you about this 10 times.

[Vic]

Can I just say, we just filmed the after show, and that's exactly what she did.

[Ronnie Car]

Shut up. Well, how'd the second season go? It's a lot of you. Are you done shooting the third season? Finish third season.

[Ben Mandelker]

We're doing, like, interviews.

[Vic]

And was the second season that bad that he forgot seconds you.

[Ronnie Car]

It all blends after a certain.

[Ben Mandelker]

It really does. After a certain time, what is happening in life?

[Ronnie Car]

One season closer to death when you're me. All right, but season three. Okay, so how is season three going? Your first Jacks season.

[Vic]

Is it every JL season?

[Ben Mandelker]

Actually, I think this is the best one. I love this season so much. I'm, like, so happy about it.

[Vic]

Okay, so is there somebody or like, maybe two people that you want to see more of in season three? Jasmine and Zach, let's just say.

[Ben Mandelker]

So good. I think it's so good. Yeah, that show is kind of ass only because we know what's going on. So I think I'm just watching it from a lens. Like, what? That's what you're giving them?

[Vic]

Like, I was actually. I noticed that. Zach, I felt like you were brutally underrepresented in the trailer. Both of you were. Especially since Zach had a tremendous moment last season.

[Ben Mandelker]

The fuck you said.

[Vic]

Where he stood up to try Jax, Taylor. Whatever. Fine. I'll take that. No justice.

[Ronnie Car]

There was some Zack era happening in the trailer.

[Vic]

Well, we're so glad that you were both here. And we know you almost weren't going to be able to make it here, so we're so glad you were able to get here.

[Ronnie Car]

You know, you had a party at bravocon, like a dinner with you guys. And a friend of mine, I guess, went and left her gift bag in my room, and I just wanted to see say thank you so much for the edge cream.

[Ben Mandelker]

You're welcome.

[Ronnie Car]

It was great.

[Ben Mandelker]

Lot of good stuff.

[Ronnie Car]

The edge glue. Edge glue, the wax. I got so many great black products. I went through the whole bag. Oh, my goodness. I was trying it all.

[Vic]

All right, so is it time? Before we. Before we announce the. The category, I do want to say I ordered a special suit for this event.

[Ronnie Car]

Really?

[Vic]

I did.

[Ben Mandelker]

He did.

[Vic]

And it came in the mail.

[Ronnie Car]

Okay.

[Vic]

So I wanted to start with this because it said ice, which was really cute.

[Ben Mandelker]

But the problem.

[Vic]

Yes, Zach. Yes, I support that. Yeah. The reason my suit currently does not reflect that is because it said fuck on the front and ice on the back. So I looked like an agent.

[Ronnie Car]

You were a sinner on the front and an agent on the back.

[Vic]

I'm telling Timu. You gotta give me the 4.99 back. Yeah. So now we can go with the category. Sorry, I just had to make sure we said fuck ice at least once during this show. Thank you. Both words on the back next time. Okay.

[Ronnie Car]

All right, here we go. Most slanderous.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes. Okay, let's go. Former fatty. Photos reveal that Jen was a little heavier.

[Vic]

Now, Jasmine, how do you feel about.

[Ben Mandelker]

It was shady. It was. You know what? I'm not gonna come. Also, I feel bad because nobody wants

[Vic]

the millennials in this group.

[Ben Mandelker]

But it is.

[Vic]

We just say this is like a loose cami.

[Ronnie Car]

That's.

[Ben Mandelker]

You got millennials, remember? I feel bad.

[Ronnie Car]

I don't know. Well, that's why it's slander.

[Vic]

That's why it's so funny, is that it's like, oh, no, this picture makes her look a Little bit heavier off.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like, it. Everything is fair game when you're on reality tv, so.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah.

[Vic]

Yeah.

[Ronnie Car]

I mean, you want us to talk about former fatty photos? Get in line. I mean, this was nothing. I was like, how long have you been on that medication? Hand me sound.

[Vic]

I was like, one before the GLP one.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes.

[Ronnie Car]

No, that's you.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, you. Okay. All right. Aria.

[Ronnie Car]

Oh, sorry.

[Ben Mandelker]

Adriana accuses Marisol of having dry, wrinkly knees. That was good. But it's kind of sad because she did have surgery. Didn't she say she had surgery?

[Ronnie Car]

Well, it was. She went to some kind of doctor. She went to some kind of old.

[Ben Mandelker]

She said she was like, I had surgery because you said I. Wrinkly knees.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah. I don't know if it was surgery or knee fillers. I don't know if you can get that, but I saw her Instagram. She was like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna get something done. This is Dr. Knees. The Dr. Knee guy. We're gonna do something. She did it live on Instagram, so I don't know.

[Vic]

Well, I mean, I did do air sculpt with both Britney and Kristen, and they told us about Jenny McCarthy getting fat injected into her hands. Oh, God. So you can get fat, basically injected

[Ronnie Car]

anywhere on your body.

[Vic]

Anywhere.

[Ronnie Car]

You get it. You. You immediately pointed down at your wiener and you can get it injected there as well.

[Vic]

That is a possibility. Trust me. I asked.

[Ronnie Car]

They can't. They can't.

[Ben Mandelker]

Zach's doing a lot of these balls this season. I will say that.

[Vic]

You're next too.

[Ben Mandelker]

Okay.

[Ronnie Car]

Okay.

[Vic]

Yeah. We decided who we wanted to talk about.

[Ben Mandelker]

Garza. Is it Gar. What is it Garcelle? You know how I feel about her. But anyway, Garcelle accuses Angel of being a catfish.

[Vic]

Giselle Potomac. Giselle gets everybody's name wrong. No, this is not.

[Ronnie Car]

That would have been amazing, though, if Garcelle just showed up.

[Ben Mandelker]

That's a whole nother story. You were with me when she was so mean at Bravocon. Anyway.

[Ronnie Car]

Giselle was mean at Bravo.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes. You were with me and the candy. Yeah. She was so rude to us.

[Vic]

She was not cute.

[Ronnie Car]

She was nice.

[Ben Mandelker]

We were like, hey, girl, it's nice to meet you. Oh, my God. Can we take a picture? Like, you know, we were a fan. She looked us up and down and said, oh, okay. And she was, like, walking like this stiff to take the photo. I was like, damn, Damn. You remember that? We were pissed.

[Vic]

Not cute, cuz I liked her.

[Ben Mandelker]

I think she's cute, but okay. Giselle's An Giselle accuses Angel of being a catfish.

[Vic]

I wanted to do both of Lisa Barlow's. Okay, do it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Lovely.

[Vic]

Because I met her at BravoCon and she loves. So I was like, you know what? I'm gonna give you some love, too. So Lisa Barlow accuses Bronwyn of sucking gout. Afflicted dick.

[Ronnie Car]

Gout dick. Suck out gout dick, bitch.

[Vic]

That's how I would have said it.

[Ben Mandelker]

I love Lisa.

[Vic]

Oh, my God. I'm not gonna lie. Lisa is one of those people where I feel like she's very misunderstood because she is just so random.

[Ronnie Car]

No.

[Vic]

Do I need to watch it more?

[Ben Mandelker]

I loved her at Bravo. Gone. She was so.

[Vic]

I need to stop speaking. Unless you're Ben or Blake. You just don't understand Lisa Barlow.

[Ben Mandelker]

I think she was great.

[Ronnie Car]

I don't know.

[Vic]

She was nice to me at BravoCon, so I was like, let me do her category. Okay. But gout dick is hilarious.

[Ronnie Car]

Yes, it is. Don't be afraid of booze. Here. Watch what crashes.

[Vic]

She better win for this.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah. Okay. What's that?

[Vic]

Lisa Barlow claims Todd farts while making out with a friend. That's landerous.

[Ben Mandelker]

That's a good idea.

[Ronnie Car]

People boo Lisa Barlo. But, like, where else are you going to get that, you know? Yeah, that is classic.

[Vic]

It's not coming from Kyle Richards.

[Ben Mandelker]

I love it.

[Ronnie Car]

Okay, so.

[Vic]

Caught a stray, huh?

[Ronnie Car]

Sorry, sorry.

[Vic]

We went far too long with. It's okay. We love you guys.

[Ronnie Car]

You guys are amazing.

[Vic]

Okay, open this. Yes. We're going to find the winner of most slanderous.

[Ben Mandelker]

Here we go. Okay. Shorts. All right, the winner is.

[Vic]

Just say the name. Ready?

[Ben Mandelker]

Lisa Barlow claims that Todd farts while he's making out with a friend.

[Vic]

Congratulations to Lisa Barlow for being very slanderous Jasmine and Zach. Thank you, Zach and Jasmine. So since she's not here and I've been nominated the third most, can I just have one just in case I don't win? By the way, Zach has the third most number of nominations tonight. Very impressive. Thank you to Zach and Jasmine. We love you both. Like, get off the mic. Give it up for these two. Go to an AA meeting immediately. Unlike Jax.

[Ronnie Car]

Thank you, Zach and Jasmine. We love you guys. Guys. Oh, my God.

[Vic]

Well,

[Ronnie Car]

next. Okay. Okay. So we have another clip from one of our nominees for best show of the evening. So I'll gather round for Next Gen nyc. This season on Next Gen nyc.

[Vic]

My name is Ariana Bierman. I got sick of homelessness, the smell of pee, and getting robbed. So I left my mom and came To New York City.

[Ronnie Car]

Welcome to New York. It's a city with personality. Let's go to a party so you can meet my friends. This is Ava.

[Vic]

Oh, my God. You're in fashion. I would never know it from looking at you.

[Ronnie Car]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I'm putting hearts on jogging pants.

[Vic]

Guys, this is Charlie.

[Ronnie Car]

He's into crypto and skateboarding and resenting my dad and, like, justice for Bluetooth speaker robbery. I'll bang you if you want. Gross.

[Vic]

My boyfriend's a fried chicken billionaire.

[Ronnie Car]

Did I mention I've got Bluetooth speakers?

[Vic]

Guys, this is Georgia. She doesn't wash her hands.

[Ronnie Car]

Germs are a conspiracy. I'm a party planner. You ever heard of a bowling alley called Club Club? Well, you will shake on it.

[Vic]

Ew, no.

[Ronnie Car]

You already know Riley.

[Vic]

Oh, no. I lost my phone. Thank God. I have three in my bag.

[Ben Mandelker]

Tell him my name.

[Ronnie Car]

Tell them my name.

[Vic]

This is Gia.

[Ronnie Car]

Say it louder.

[Vic]

This is Gia.

[Ronnie Car]

Now. Okay. Now say New Jersey is the Garden State.

[Vic]

Hey, stop bossing him around.

[Ronnie Car]

That one is too long. I can't repeat it. And I'm Chef Brooks's dad. I just wanted you kids to know. Does anybody here talk about pansexualism? I'm open for it. I'm really exploring myself lately.

[Vic]

Duh. Duh.

[Ronnie Car]

Come on. I just want to be close to you. Like your mom is close to you.

[Vic]

No, you're not. Iconic.

[Ronnie Car]

Finally. I'm an independent woman in New York City. Start a new chapter. Be a famous fashion designer. Like whoever makes Old Navy clothes.

[Vic]

Ding dong. Ariana, your mom is here. Hi, honey.

[Ronnie Car]

It's your mama. Kim. Need your couch for a while. By the way, I peed in your hallway. I got a huge Styrofoam of Chick Fil. A sweet tea on the airport.

[Vic]

Damn it. Next gen New York City, everyone. Next gen New York City, we wish

[Ronnie Car]

you the best of luck. Next gen. Wow, tight race.

[Vic]

Next gen New York City actually got a very large number of votes. And by the way, thank you. We had, I think, about 20,000 people who voted this year. So thank you to everyone who voted. And now a new category. We're very excited about this one and we can think of. There's no one better to present it for the inaugural Mother of the Year award. Please welcome the host of Sexy Unique podcast, Lauren Garrett. Hello.

[Ronnie Car]

Do you have a mic? Oh, yeah. Hi. Hi, everyone. Hi, Los Angeles.

[Vic]

Oh, my God. How exciting to have like a million Vanderpump Rules people here tonight. And you guys, also the most thrilling

[Ben Mandelker]

Night of my life so far this year was rolling up and seeing the entire cast of Vanderpump Rules in front of me.

[Ronnie Car]

Seeing Shane and his.

[Ben Mandelker]

Seeing Shane dancing, famous irl trembling. All of them. IRL are so hot.

[Vic]

They are.

[Ronnie Car]

They are really hot.

[Vic]

Really hot.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Vic]

Actually, I find that in general Bravo liberties, no matter what the show are somehow all super hot.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

They're all beyond hot. Hotter than you could ever imagine.

[Ronnie Car]

My. My 12 step meeting is directly across the street from sir.

[Vic]

Oh.

[Ronnie Car]

So of course you go to the. You go to the West Hollywood. You're so. You're so like, chic. I love that you go to that aa. Two weeks ago, I was walking in to go to my meeting and I saw Venus just sitting on the curb outside of Surge. It's like luxuriating. A magic hour. And I went, Venus. And he was like, hi. And I was like, that's why I'm going to a meeting.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah.

[Vic]

Well, everyone should listen to your podcast. If you're not listening to Sex Scenic Podcast, also known as Sup. You're actually missing out on a of lot lot. Well, you guys also cover way more than just Vanderpump Rules. You guys do all this amazing video content, so definitely in awe of you guys. And you guys go. Go on tour and everything. You guys are always touring. Yeah. So congratulations on the growth of your show.

[Ben Mandelker]

Thank you.

[Vic]

Well, thank you.

[Ronnie Car]

You guys are like killing it.

[Ben Mandelker]

You guys are good to come up in the trenches. Like, I feel like we all started around the same time.

[Vic]

We did.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

When we were the renegade. The first people to be doing it.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah. We met each other. Other like over a decade ago. That's crazy. It really is. Like, when we see each other at parties, we're like, let's talk about these kids and the music. If you know, you know.

[Vic]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ronnie Car]

We love having you as colleagues. All right, so we want your opinions on these. Go ahead and start reading. This is Mother of the Year.

[Vic]

Mother of the Year.

[Ben Mandelker]

Mother of the Year. Mama Joyce. Retroactively for being right. Real Housewives of Atlanta, her

[Ronnie Car]

Muzzy, Real

[Vic]

Housewives of Salt Lake City and that sweatshirt. I'd like to point out, how did

[Ronnie Car]

you feel about Muzzy hereditary? I mean, I. I love her cuz she's horror, but pure horror.

[Ben Mandelker]

And a great mother.

[Ronnie Car]

A great, amazing parent.

[Ben Mandelker]

Quintessential mother.

[Ronnie Car]

Yes.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's hard to find, really. Come in after LD's season.

[Ronnie Car]

She upped her.

[Ben Mandelker]

She managed to do it.

[Ronnie Car]

She made LD look like an amazing mom. I was like, let's that's power, you know?

[Vic]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

Patricia. Southern charm.

[Ronnie Car]

Classic. Classic.

[Vic]

Classic.

[Ronnie Car]

It's a classic. Rachel Zo for teaching her kid to moisturize at camp. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

[Vic]

You know, it's. It's. You know, a mother's job is never done. And Rachel Zo proved that when she taught her son that you always have to moisturize when you're at sleepaway camp. Yes.

[Ronnie Car]

My mom taught me that you can

[Ben Mandelker]

never start too young.

[Ronnie Car]

No, let's get. Let's get men moisturizing really young, right?

[Vic]

Yeah, let's get them started. Okay.

[Ronnie Car]

We're also growing up in better times. Like, when I was younger, my mom was like, here, here's some, like, olive oil. Put it all over your body and then step out into the sun. It's like when you look at, like, yearbook photos from, like, the 1950s, and everyone looks like they're 47. You're just like, I entered kindergarten. They were like, oh, my God, have a walker and look a little old face.

[Vic]

And the final nominee, Vida the Valley.

[Ben Mandelker]

Persian style.

[Ronnie Car]

I mean, classic. She's another classic. An institution.

[Vic]

Yes.

[Ronnie Car]

She's really good.

[Vic]

The red lip that has terrorized so many people.

[Ben Mandelker]

She's got a really strong lip combo happening, and I respect that.

[Vic]

She's making a face right now. Wherever she is, she's making this face. It's so bold.

[Ronnie Car]

Who are you? Who are you? Okay, so who would you guys pick?

[Ben Mandelker]

It's. I mean, it's very obvious. It's a no brainer for us. It's Muzzy.

[Ronnie Car]

I would agree.

[Vic]

I would say.

[Ronnie Car]

I think this was a big year from us.

[Vic]

I would say Muzzy. Very close. Honestly, Mama Joyce, you do. It's hard to not give it to her retroactively, but I think Muzzy. Muzzy.

[Ronnie Car]

Muzzy just represents some, like, mothering in all its facets.

[Vic]

Yes.

[Ronnie Car]

The dark side. The darker side.

[Ben Mandelker]

And what's incredibly important and something that we noticed throughout the season of Role Sec is that not only Muzzy, but Bronwyn and Bronwyn's daughter had the same Bob.

[Vic]

Yes.

[Ronnie Car]

They were a bit Lawrence Welk sister. They were.

[Vic]

That was a generational Bob. And like, that only starts with a powerful mother.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, it always does. It starts with one. You know how they say you are in the womb as a woman? You are. You were in the womb of, like many grandmothers before you. Your Bob was also in the womb.

[Ronnie Car]

Transmitted through generation.

[Vic]

The Bob starts in the womb, everyone.

[Ronnie Car]

A generational Bob. Do the honors.

[Ben Mandelker]

And the winner of Mother of the year,

[Ronnie Car]

Rachel Zo for teaching camp. Wow, I'm shaking. That is upset. She just won best Newbie. That's not even fair. I rescind the award.

[Vic]

I resc. That's crazy. It's crazy.

[Ronnie Car]

She's here. She's hanging upside down from the ceiling.

[Vic]

Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

She does some aerial moves.

[Ronnie Car]

Yeah, yeah. What if she does, like, a pink move and just trapeze?

[Vic]

I would love that.

[Ben Mandelker]

She could come out in a captain and do, like, a Shen Yun dance.

[Vic]

Thank you so much for coming.

[Ben Mandelker]

Thank you for having us.

[Vic]

Impressioning Podcast.

[Ronnie Car]

Laura and Carrie from Stop, everybody. Wow. Wow, wow, wow.

[Vic]

What a night.

[Ronnie Car]

All right, so are you guys watching Traitors? Did you watch Traitors? Oh, my God, it was so good. I was so excited because, you know, we haven't done a show, really, since that ended, and I'm so excited to get here and talk about it and talk about who won.

[Vic]

No spoilers. No spoilers. We will not spoil anything.

[Ronnie Car]

You better watch your goddamn mouth for Almer T. Then I'll murder you.

[Ben Mandelker]

Follow me down into the valley night where all the flowers see all the secrets buried where they lie hiding beneath the scarlet moon his body lies where flowers grow his body lies where flowers grow

[Vic]

this.

[Ben Mandelker]

This was the year we had some good housewives. But the gamers continued to rue

[Vic]

Rob

[Ben Mandelker]

the traitor had us stigmatized in overalls and cheesy snake tattoos. The secret traitor was Donna Kelsey, but she couldn't lie and she was sent away. We wish they voted off somebody else like Michael Rappaport went down on his plate. Round table lies their noses grow Roundtable lies and Troweth. Jam. Jam was killed by Lisa in plain sight. And Mark had us asking who. Colton's a stalker that we all despise. Man, these faithfuls have really low IQs. Tara and Johnny failed so many times. Ron and Dorinda had a feud. Eric should never trust his ears or eyes. I know that laugh. I know that signature. Come on, dude. Roundtable line their noses grow. Round Table eyes and troubles. Round Table eyes Their noses grow. Round Table eyes and true wavelength,

[Vic]

ladies and gentlemen, o'. Shea. Great job,

[Ronnie Car]

O', Shea, ladies and gentlemen. Fantastic. What a voice.

[Vic]

Killed it.

[Ronnie Car]

God.

[Vic]

Oh, my God.

[Ronnie Car]

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