#3266 Below Deck Down Under S04E07 Part Two: Disco Helmet Desertion

Summary

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Watch What Crappens – Episode #3266

"Below Deck Down Under S04E07 Part Two: Disco Helmet Desertion"
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: March 17, 2026

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Episode Overview

Ben and Ronnie return for the second part of their hilarious deep-dive into Episode 7 of Below Deck Down Under Season 4. The duo passionately dissect the overnight chaos aboard the yacht, leadership clashes, crew drama, and their signature “Fish Report” – a tongue-in-cheek review of the Undersea life highlighted in the episode’s footage. Their trademark blend of sharp wit, affectionate ridicule, and Bravo fandom is on full display, delivering laughs and insightful commentary for both super-fans and casual viewers.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Aftermath of a Messy Night (02:03 – 05:28)

• Chaos in the Galley and Crew Mess:
  The episode kicks off with the crew facing the consequences of a disastrous night. Wax, champagne bottles, and food are left everywhere, stirring up tension between crew members.
  • Jenna is overwhelmed and furious: “And I feel like I'm the only one that actually cares.” (02:30)
  • Mike tries to defend himself but is caught in a classic yachting roundabout: “But I just put all the cutlery away upstairs... but I didn't finish the job.” (04:22 – 04:48)
  • Hosts delight in the petty arguments and how easily small tasks spiral into full-blown drama.

2. Leadership Styles Collide (05:52 – 06:27)

• Daisy’s Adaptable Approach:
  Daisy explains her leadership strategy: she adapts her management to individual crew personalities.
  • Memorable quote from Daisy (as paraphrased by the hosts):
    “I'm a firm believer you have to change your management style for the individual. Alicia is quite sensitive, so I'm nice to her… but Mike is an idiot, so I just yell at him.” (05:52)
  • Hosts riff on this, highlighting the differing responses and the underlying exhaustion among department heads.

3. Breakfast Madness

• Confusion Over Duck & Feta (06:37 – 07:38):
  The chefs serve extravagant breakfast options, including duck breast and omelets—a move that baffles the hosts:
  • “Omelets and duck breast for breakfast? It’s really intense.” (07:19, Ronnie)
  • Ongoing banter about the missing feta sets the tone for the day’s petty frustrations.

4. Guest Departures and Post-Charter Walkthrough (07:38 – 08:11)

• Shade from Guests:
  Mecca, the primary, gives a backhanded compliment: “This has been one of our greater experiences. Notice that I didn’t say the best.” (08:11, Ben—imitating the guests)
  • The hosts mock how Bravo guests always keep the crew on their toes with intentionally ambiguous feedback.

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The Fish Report (10:53 – 26:27)

The beloved “Fish Report” is a highlight of every Below Deck recap, where Ben and Ronnie narrate and anthropomorphize the underwater creatures shown in the episode’s nature footage.

• Pufferfish:
  Ronnie: “We had this real drag queen of a puffer fish last week, but this is just your friendly, Wallace Shawn pufferfish going ‘hello there!’” (11:06)

  • They riff on the fish’s stubble and “Lebanese auntie energy.” (11:54)

• The Sad Red Fish:
  Ben: “I just want to fit in... I wish I had a peer group that respected me.” (12:29)

• The Lazy Shark:
  “This is my favorite fish. The lying down shark, the lazy shark… just sitting on the beach, like, ‘What is life? Should I call it a tuna race?’” (13:20-13:43)

• Rays, Squids, and Pearls:
  The hosts debate what kind of creature they’re seeing, poking fun at its “Chanel jacket” look (“the Jackie O. of stingrays”) and discussing “body positivity among rays.” (15:07–15:52)

• Jellyfish Prom:
  Ben: “This is just tremendous. I told Ronnie, there’s going to be some jellyfish footage that you will not believe.” (16:54)

  • They imagine a prom night underwater with the jellyfish, yellow fish, and even a shy crab doing a dance (“the crab is at the prom, too shy to dance”). (18:55)

• Obligatory Glam Lobsters:
  “This is a hot lobster, but also terrifying. It looks like it has metal legs.” (22:06)

• Prom’s Alt Girls:
  The hosts compare the ‘edgy’ fish to rebellious teens who “still come to prom anyway” with sideburn earrings and Hole t-shirts. (23:34)

• Closing Fish Prom Note:
  Ronnie: “All these different kinds of sharks from different schools finally get to share their prom... and I think that’s what we need to take from this, guys.” (25:22)

Notable Fish Report Quotes

• “I know I’m really cute, but this is hard work, you guys. I have to shave every day, the five o’clock shadow is insane.” (11:46, Ronnie as the pufferfish)
• “The lazy shark’s like, ‘I’m gonna eat you.’ ‘You’d have to catch me first! Just come lay down here with me, I’ve got nightlights for eyes, babe.’” (13:43–13:56)
• “It looks like a ray, but it might be a weird shark… or a Chanel ad.” (15:52, Ben)

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Crew Feedback, Tip Meeting, and the Infamous Helmet (26:27 – 27:34)

• Comment Card Drama:
  Captain Jason reads the guests’ feedback (“Well, damn. Now that’s a conundrum. By the way, Alicia’s stupid, she smells weird, and I don’t want to—a marshmallow…” [Ben, 26:27]), poking fun at how nitpicky cards often are.

• Tip Breakdown:
  The crew get a $28,000 tip, but Jason’s critique is harsh about the overnight mess.

• The Helmet of Shame:
  Jason awards Alicia the helmet for leaving pizza and drinks out (“That’s insane... that’s the easiest thing to clean up!” [Dustin, 26:49]), leading to laughter about helmet “repeat offenders.”

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Interpersonal Tensions & Relationship Drama (29:05 – 40:48)

• Ellie Overworked:
  Montage of Ellie cleaning solo while Ben luxuriates in a bubble bath (29:05–30:03).
• Alicia’s Guilty Phone Call:
  Alicia calls her boyfriend, awkwardly over-explaining her flirtiness:
  • “Well, you know, because I’m quite a flirty character... but nothing would ever happen.” (30:38)
  • Jenna listens in, noting: “Alicia’s straight up lying through her teeth.” (31:51, Ben as Jenna)
• Jason Enforces Helmet Law:
  Alicia ditches her helmet at the beach club. Jason finds it, storms into dinner, and puts it back on her head, much to the amusement of the table. (“Never in the history of the helmet has it ever been left behind…” [37:11, Dustin])

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Bar Outing: Flirting, Friendship, and Fumbles (34:05 – 40:48)

• Beach Club Chatter:
  Mike and Eddie do their macho routine (“Men with disg-serone”), while Ben lavishes attention on Elly as a ‘reward’ for her hard work. (34:05)

• Eddie’s Flirt Fail:
  Eddie awkwardly tries to woo Jenna by discussing his hands and rugby history (“I wish I had more manly hands. Yeah, it’s a big insecurity for me. Used to be my legs, you know.” [35:17])

• Table-Side Tensions:
  Eddie tries to flirt with Alicia while sitting next to Jenna, leading Jenna to exit the conversation and join Ben at the other end of the table:

  • “Why are you acting so surprised?” (36:48, Casey)

• Jason Returns with the Helmet:
  “Never in the history of the helmet has it ever been left behind. I mean, guys, come on now. What are you doing?” (37:11, Dustin, parodying Jason)

• Club and Van Ride Madness:
  Ben and Jenna dance at the club while Daisy and Joao bond over their mutual sweatiness (“No, I’m sweatier… you are pretty sweaty.” [38:23]).

  • Daisy psychoanalyzes herself: “I break up and I only fall in love with terrible people, which means this has got to be toxic. And he’s sweaty. I’m in.” (38:46, Casey)

• Jenna Confronts Eddie & Mike:
  In the van, Eddie’s multiple flirtations and denials set Jenna off:

  • “Did you not say I dropped Jenna like it’s hot in order to get with you?” (40:24, Casey as Jenna)
  • Hosts praise Jenna for calling Eddie and Mike out for their manipulations.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On changing management styles:
  “Alicia is quite sensitive, so I’m nice to her… but Mike is an idiot, so I just yell at him. And that works a lot better.” (05:52, Ben as Daisy)
• On the chaos of morning clean-up:
  “What a great morning, guys. Great morning. Great start. People are sleeping. My quieter hat, greet stars.” (03:09, Casey)
• On the helmet drama:
  “Never in the history of the helmet has it ever been left behind. I mean, guys, come on now. What are you doing?” (37:11, Dustin)
• On the prom night of sea creatures:
  “All these different kinds of sharks from different schools finally get to share their prom… and I think that’s what we need to take from this, guys.” (25:22, Ronnie)
• On Eddie's appeal:
  “He doesn’t even have anything, like, a defining category that makes any of this worth it...” (41:22, Casey)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Wax & Crew Mess Arguments: 02:03 – 05:28
• Daisy’s Management Styles: 05:52 – 06:37
• Breakfast Banter (Duck & Feta): 06:37 – 07:38
• Fish Report: 10:53 – 26:27
• Tip Meeting & Helmet Award: 26:27 – 27:34
• Ben’s Bubble Bath vs. Elly Cleaning: 29:05 – 30:03
• Alicia’s Flirty Call & Jenna’s Commentary: 30:38 – 31:51
• Beach Club & Ben Rewarding Elly: 34:05 – 34:36
• Jason Returns Helmet: 37:11 – 37:24
• Jenna Confronts Mike & Eddie (Van): 40:08 – 41:11

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Final Thoughts

Ben and Ronnie expertly blend Bravo fandom, pointed humor, and quick-witted impressions in this recap of Below Deck Down Under’s seventh episode. The spirited “Fish Report” offers a hilarious break from crew drama, while their commentary on the show's petty conflicts, workplace injustice, and cringe relationships is both cathartic and deeply funny—reminding listeners why Watch What Crappens is the go-to destination for Bravo banter.

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Transcript

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[Casey]

Watch what happens. Who cares what happens when there's so much. That happens?

[Dustin]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens. This is is part two of a two part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one, guys. It's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay, it's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

[Casey]

So there's wax everywhere. And Jason sees it and he's like, oh, terrible. And then Ben is in the galley and he. Jenna comes in. He's like, there she is. What's going on, my little doll face? Sleep all right, my Alabama basta queen.

[Dustin]

Jenna's like, what? With your laugh? Inside of my head. That's her sleeping. May be the first of many nights. Bab.

[Casey]

So Jenna goes around and she sees that everything's a mess and she's mad and she's like, what the M and Alicia. All they need to do is follow Instructions. And I feel like I'm the only one that actually cares. And I'm supposed to Happy days is right hand. But right now, I'm hung after Tweety D. Twee Dharma, Turtle Dharma.

[Dustin]

Total D. So she goes to the crew mess, and Mike and Joao are sitting there, and she's like, what time did you go to bed, Mark? 12:12, but I'm up for six. She's like, no, but I'm just asking. Cuz the butt's a mess. But only had an hour's break. Well, I only had an hour's break, too. We're all dead. We're running on them. We're already arguing with me. I'm just saying that I got to initiative to that time. Smart.

[Casey]

Jenna, don't start. Cause you have literally had no sleep. Oh, that's half ill in the morning when I wake up in a dirty ball. But there's more people on this boat than just me. Whatever. Okay, Jenna. What a great morning, guys. Great morning. Great start. Great start. People are sleeping. My quieter hat greet stars.

[Dustin]

So in the morning. Later in the morning, Joao and Daisy are hugging. She's like, I'm tired. He's like, I'm tired too. So now, God, we're so hot. We're so. We're meant to be together.

[Casey]

And we find out Jason gets a text that Ben is gonna have a new mommy. The oven is ready. So Daisy's saying hello to Jenna, and Jenna's, you know, of course, announcing that the deck was. Everything was a mess on the boat and nothing was cleaned up. There was wax everywhere, and there were champagnes that were still open and everything.

[Dustin]

So outside, Eddie's bitching to the guys, or Mike is bitching to the guys, and he's like. Jenna comes in. She's like, I've asked you to do last night. You said initiative. And I'm like, but I know Jenna. But yesterday hasn't got hour break, and it's got 16 hours. That's. And you know, it's just got my head down. I'm crafted. I'm crafted. You're still complaining. Meanwhile, Liz just got a boyfriend. No. No one even cares about the boyfriend. When do people start to care about the boyfriend? That's what I want to know.

[Casey]

Daisy can just sense that Mike is just nattering away somewhere. So she calls him into the crew mess. She's like, mike, you're gonna help me. The boat's a mess. There are tons of cutlery to put away. Like, but I just put all the cutlery away upstairs. No, you didn't. I'm not a baby, Daisy. I'm just seeing. I know what I'm doing. She's like, mike, the boat's a mess. But honestly, if I had time to get the job finished, well, then what's all the cutlery doing here then? Well, I didn't finish the job. But you just said. But you put that cutlery away, Mike.

[Dustin]

No, no, the cutlery in the bowl. Lack of feeling, being used, like an easy target for people to go, why is that not done? Why is that not done? But even this morning, I woke up and the first gen said, why isn't that done? Because it's not done. Mike got these people, how they argue. It's like, but I did it. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. But it's right there. I literally see it because I didn't do it. But that's what I'm saying. Nuh. So I'm saying I love the way

[Casey]

Daisy just berates him. She's just so exasperated. She's like, well, talk about all this. Okay? But I'm fucking fuming about the way the boat was left. I don't care about the cutlery in the bowl. I just want it clean. It's like, but I'll get all the cutlery. Thank your brush at the bar card.

[Dustin]

So now Alicia comes to Daisy. It's like, oh, how are you? Listen, the boss was a mess this morning. She's like, oh, my husband. I can't tell you how overwhelmed I felt with the lizard I had that my boyfriend was calling me. It's like, oh, God. Let's listen, I left you in a good state, though. Like, all you had to do, there was no. There was no plates. I mean, there was just, like, you had no plates left to clean or cutlery or anything. And she's like, oh. Oh, God. Are you gonna cry?

[Casey]

I'm gonna cry. There's no crying and yachting. And she's like, oh, I definitely can't do. I can't do any more than I could do. And I felt like I was crawling myself into bed. Say, okay, okay, okay. Go get a coffee and take a minute. So Daisy's like, well, I don't know what the fuck happened last night, but I really want to see that Alicia is about. I see that Alicia is about to crack, and I need her to keep working. I'm a firm believer you have to change your management style for the individual. And Alicia is quite sensitive, so I'm nice to her. I let her have a coffee But Mike is an idiot, so I just yell at him. And that works a lot better because with Mike speaking to me in that manner, no siree, I will not be having it.

[Dustin]

Well, you know, you got to change your management style for everybody. So for Mike, I yell at him like this, Mike. And then for Alicia, I yell at her like this, Alicia.

[Casey]

You see Big C. So now it's omelets and the seven omelette orders. And Ben's like, oh, is that it? I was expecting 12. 12 omelettes. Daisy, we're going to do okay right now. Okay, read it. Ready? Boo Boo. This is beautiful. Hudson Valley duck breast and a Chickpea Spice Patty. And also here's. Here's breakfast. Because the Chickpea Spice Patty was my affectionate new pet name for Elliot. Never mind, I'm moving on. I'm gonna name. There's some feta. Get some champagne. Breakfast is what I'm saying. I'm mid breakfast days.

[Dustin]

He's serving duck breast for about breakfast.

[Casey]

I don't.

[Dustin]

I've never had that before.

[Casey]

Yeah, why not? Why not?

[Dustin]

Omelets and duck breast for breakfast? It's really intense.

[Casey]

Where's. Where's my feta? Come on, bubbles. Come on, blonde blondie face. Get my bubbles over here. Get my feta over here for the breakfast. And she's like, feta? But I just brought you the feta. And she's like, where's the feta?

[Dustin]

It's right over here. Oh, thanks, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Fata, fema. Where's my feta? Fata. Females. So everyone gets into their whites. Alicia's spraying her marshmallow perfume. She's like, I'm going with baby prostitute this time. And they all line up to say goodbye. And Mecca's like, you guys, honestly, I can say, my friends and I, we've done a lot of travel, we've been a lot of places. This has been one of our greater experiences. Notice that I didn't say the best. Notice that I didn't say the best. Okay, here's a tip.

[Casey]

Yeah, bye. They leave. And simply the best. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Dustin]

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[Casey]

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[Casey]

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[Dustin]

Now it's time for fish support. Below deck under Fish Report. We start with the star of the show, the pufferfish.

[Casey]

What a sweet, adorable puffer fish. You know, last week we had this real drag queen of a puffer fish, but this is just like your friendly, you know, Wallace Shawn pufferfish who's like hello there.

[Dustin]

I think it's just the same puffer fish. It's just last week it was shy so it was like I'm Just. I'm just someone with lips. You want to look at me. It was, like, kind of passing by, like, oh. And this time it sees the camera again. It's like, hi, it's me and the puffer fish. I'm so glad you're back to see me. God, thank God you're not boring. It's even got, like, a little tongue. Look how it does.

[Casey]

It's so cute. It really is. I love it. And I just. Yeah, I think it's just adorable. This is basically. It's out of drag now. It's like after the show. It's like, oh, my God. You guys see the show? It was amazing. I got so many tips.

[Dustin]

It's like, I know I'm really cute, but you guys, this is really hard work. I have to shave every day. The five o' clock shadow is insane. Look, it looks like it has, like, stubble.

[Casey]

It does sort of look like it has stubble, because I was just about to say it has a Jennifer Tilly energy, but now that I see the stubble, I think it's not.

[Dustin]

This is always.

[Casey]

It's just. It's so happy.

[Dustin]

It's a Lebanese fish. It's like, I'm a lebanese fish past 40. I have to wax every single day or I look like this. But you know what? Doesn't mean we can't make out. Get over here.

[Casey]

Great time. Great time. Just. Just smile. It's a cute fish. Now look at this sad one. This one's like, I'm so beautiful, but no one loves me.

[Dustin]

Well, there's all these, like, goldfish. Yeah. And then there's this gigantic red fish with. With blotches all over it. And it's like, I just want to fit in.

[Casey]

Is it.

[Dustin]

Someone's like, there's orange fish over of the orange fish. And it's like, God, I feel huge here.

[Casey]

I just wish I had a peer group that respected me. Oh, by myself.

[Dustin]

The orange.

[Casey]

The little goldfish is like, listen, you just have to find someone who loves you. You just need to find that one. Okay? You just need to find that one.

[Dustin]

I'm just gossiping. It's like, oh, my God. Hey, listen, you want to hear something about the orange fish? They're all orange. She's a bitch.

[Casey]

But which one?

[Dustin]

The orange one.

[Casey]

They're all orange.

[Dustin]

Total bitch. I'm telling you.

[Casey]

I really can't hear this right now. I'm just having a very rough. I. I appreciate you trying to raise my spirits, but I don't know. I'm just working so hard on My body. I just can't quite get to my goals and.

[Dustin]

All right, well, you try and share some gossip and you're not listening. I'm just leaving you now. Goodbye.

[Casey]

Oh, it's always such a downer.

[Dustin]

Always my favorite fish. The lying down shark.

[Casey]

The lying down shark. The lazy shark. This is the second time we've seen the lazy shark. It's just sitting on the beach. It's like, you know what? The. You know what? I think I want the lazy shark to get with the sad, beautiful fish because they're both like, what is life? They're both just in a sad state. It's like, oh, God, it's always such a rat race. Or should I call it a tuna race? Am I right?

[Dustin]

The lazy shark's like, I'm gonna eat you. It's like, well, you'd have to catch me first, wouldn't you? I would want. Just come down here and lay down. I would. Okay. Don't worry. I know it's dark, but I've got nightlights for eyes, so just come down here.

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[Casey]

Oh, but aren't you. Aren't you afraid I would just embarrass you down there? I mean, I'm really not meant to be there. I'll just stay here in the dark and I'll just bask in the reflected glory of all this beautiful little goldfish.

[Dustin]

Listen, I know you want me. I've got washboard gills, okay?

[Casey]

I've been working these gills out.

[Dustin]

Look at those. Washboard. You could literally do laundry on these.

[Casey]

Why would you ever be interested in me? I don't even have a single gill.

[Dustin]

Do these spots make me look fat?

[Casey]

Do you want to hear some gossip about. The goldfish told me.

[Dustin]

Okay, so then we go over to. Oh, wow. This is this one stingray, right?

[Casey]

You know, I can't really tell what it is.

[Dustin]

It.

[Casey]

It looks like a ray, but it also kind of looks like it might be a weird shark or.

[Dustin]

Because it's not just a triangle.

[Casey]

It's not just. It's like a stingrays. We're not just triangles anymore.

[Dustin]

They're changing it. They're, like, into body positivity now. It's, like, weirdly shaped. And look, it has dots all the way around its rim. I know, it's like pearl.

[Casey]

Yeah, I went to Michael's. It's like I added some, but it looks very concerned. It looks like it just walked in on its parents having sex. It's like, today is off to a bad start,

[Dustin]

you guys. Every party I'm invited To. They're asking me to open the bottles. It is. I'm just. I feel used. I feel so used.

[Casey]

Guys, I thought we were dressing up today. I put on my little pearls. No, we're not doing that.

[Dustin]

Harry Styles pearl face is over. Johnny.

[Casey]

Hey, guys, I found the brillo pad we were looking for. It's right here.

[Dustin]

I cannot stress enough how much the pearl lining is adorable. Like, the pearl trim on this outfit is so cute.

[Casey]

It's so cute.

[Dustin]

Also, he has real eyes. He doesn't have fish eyes.

[Casey]

No, they're very expressive.

[Dustin]

Yeah, he has like real human eyes.

[Casey]

They're like. Oh, you know what the pearl trim sort of reminds me of like a Chanel jacket. How it's like, you know, like has

[Dustin]

the lines on the. Yeah, that's what it's like. It's like the Jackie O. Of stingrays.

[Casey]

But I really want to know. I mean, it looks. So here's for people who are only listening. God. God help you right now. But it's like, it's got the face of a stingray. It sure has the general body shape of a shark. But it also sort of has like a squid kind of look. But it's not a squid. I don't think it's a squid. Unless. Unless it's like a squid. And we're just not seeing the back part of the squid because, you know, squids have that triangle or.

[Dustin]

No. Really? No, I don't think that's a squid.

[Casey]

Is there? Do you think if I hold my phone up to it, I can. Think I can. Do you think that the phone will be able to identify this fish?

[Dustin]

I don't know.

[Casey]

Okay, take a picture.

[Dustin]

We're gonna search it.

[Casey]

I'm like, really buffed.

[Dustin]

Let me tell you what's awkward about this fish. I mean, it's a good looking fish. It's unique. It's got pearl trim, but it does blow its nose out of its eyes.

[Casey]

Yeah.

[Dustin]

So that's just. It's like you've got eye boogers and booger boogers all in your eye. What the hell, bro?

[Casey]

I kind of think it might be a squid. I think it might be a squid. We're just not seeing the whole squid, so we're just like. Oh, like, I think I'm gonna say squid.

[Dustin]

Okay, let's go to the. Oh, my God. Jellyfish racing a yellow fish. Look at this.

[Casey]

This is just tremendous. I told Ronnie, I said, Ron, because I watched this before. Ronnie, I said, ronnie, there's gonna be some jellyfish footage that you will not believe.

[Dustin]

This is incredible.

[Casey]

Look at that. They're just like two friends.

[Dustin]

Yeah.

[Casey]

It's like frog and toad.

[Dustin]

It's. You know what's like when they're young? It's like in a superhero movie where they're really young. They don't know their enemies yet.

[Casey]

Yeah. And the jellyfish also, I love. You know, we see lots of different jellyfish on the show. And this jellyfish has like that. The tendrils are kind of like the sort of confetti you find like inside of like a. Like a. Like a package you might get from them in the mail. You know, sometimes you get like styrofoam penis, but sometimes you get like those, like.

[Dustin]

I think it looks like it's going to prom. And it got crimped around the crimper.

[Casey]

The yellow. The yellow fish, like, got on top of a piece of coral and held up a sign that said prom. Yeah.

[Dustin]

It's like, my man may not know how to use a crimper, but, God, what a big brain. Look at that brain. It is huge.

[Casey]

Do you think that maybe we might lose our virginity tonight?

[Dustin]

I don't know. You know what? We don't look like a normal couple, but we are both see through, so we've got that. I can see what you're thinking. You can see what I've eaten all day.

[Casey]

Should we do a dance? Like a special dance?

[Dustin]

Oh, my God. Your dress matches your eyes. Oh, my God.

[Casey]

Thank you so much. You look beautiful. I love how you did your hair today.

[Dustin]

Oh, sorry. You need to swim a little bit ahead of me. All right, now we get to the person overseeing the prom. Don't get too close. Don't get too close. Leave enough room between you for Jesus to stand.

[Casey]

Are you holding a flask? Are you. Oh, no. Okay, just got to make sure. By the way, kids, we do have some non alcoholic punch over here and pretzels, so be sure to get your snacks.

[Dustin]

The little boy I saw in the mall this weekend. Yes, I was wearing lipstick. No, I'm not a tart. That's what adults do when they're not in school.

[Casey]

By the way, I was actually a goldfish at one point. But you know, when you get older, you just lose your color.

[Dustin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Casey]

What is this? It's a crab. Look. No, it's a crab. Watch, watch. It does a little dance. The crab is like. The crab is at the prom and the crab is. Doesn't is like too shy to dance. So the crab's like sitting at like in a Chair doing, like, a little hand dance.

[Dustin]

Doing, like a hands up, baby. It's like, baby. Oh, yeah. The crab's like. I was watching you dance out of what? Your eyes are pins.

[Casey]

The crab loves this. The crab is a good little dance.

[Dustin]

Or.

[Casey]

Or the crab is a type. The crab is also kind of giving, like, 1960s secretary energy. Like, okay, I'm gonna write this down. Mr. Mushnick says today the flower sales are through the roof. What else? What's next? What's the next line?

[Dustin]

Dear Gossip Girl, 2, see through beings are dancing together. Love Gossip Girl. Okay, now we go. What the fuck is this thing?

[Casey]

That's. I think, an octopus.

[Dustin]

What? Why do you keep thinking everything's an octopus?

[Casey]

Because look at the way, like, octopuses are famous for being able to change their colors. And this has such a striking color palette.

[Dustin]

This is, like, gold crusted. It has a green eye, and then under it, it has, like. What is that, a wiener?

[Casey]

This one was like, the other, that strange squid stingray thing, said, we're going to Michael's. So I kind of got the glitter cannon out and went to town.

[Dustin]

Look at the thing. It's like a talking wiener on the inside.

[Casey]

Yeah, that's. It's like. It's valve.

[Dustin]

Yeah.

[Casey]

Yeah. And I, like, it was wearing a little hat. It's like. Well, it's prom time, so I thought I'd try out my new little beret. This is how they do proms in Europe.

[Dustin]

Guys, guys, I just want you to remember, I am at prom. I did graduate. I still am wearing my graduation cap.

[Casey]

Yeah, this is. This is Bella, and her dad used to work at Pepsi over in France. And so she's like. She spent, like, a year in France. She's like, yeah, guys, in France, this is how you look.

[Dustin]

Like, Bella farted again. Guys, it's my valve. It's just my.

[Casey]

Bella's so annoying. She thinks she knows everything just because she spent a year in France. Yeah, guys, so in France, it's like, a really big thing to put on, like, like a blue bottom, but then, like, us, like, a glitter top and then a hat.

[Dustin]

Yeah, guys, in France, everyone has valves. They're really in there.

[Casey]

It's just. Oh, you guys don't have orange highlights? Oh, sorry. That's what they do in France.

[Dustin]

This fish is so cute. It has the biggest eyes I've ever seen on a fish. I know.

[Casey]

The. The eye is crazy. It looks like the back of this magnet that you put on the back of my phone.

[Dustin]

Yeah, but it's, like, allergic to gluten, because look how red the eye is. I thought, oh, damn it. And they're only serving sandwiches at prom. I thought it would be okay, but I guess I really am allergic to gluten.

[Casey]

This fish went stag to prom. This fish went, like, with everyone else. That's, like, part of the computer club.

[Dustin]

It's like, well, it would be nice to be asked to dance instead of being asked if I need eye drops.

[Casey]

Do you think Jennifer Love Hewitt knows who I am?

[Dustin]

I know Jenny Garth. Look. I know Jenny Garth.

[Casey]

Now, look at this one. This one's so extra. This is the teacher. Kids, kids, it's a lobster. No, it looks like it's a spiny lobster. Yeah. Kids, kids, this room is off limits, okay? You have to stay in the auditorium.

[Dustin]

This is a hot lobster, but also terrifying. It looks like a predator of lobsters. It looks like it has metal legs.

[Casey]

It's giving some heather to burrow. Lobster energy.

[Dustin]

It looks like it's trying to get reception on the entire neighborhood's televisions for them.

[Casey]

It definitely looks like a busybody, that's for sure. I mean, look how it's sticking out. It's. It's like antenna. Or it's. It's like. It's like. It's like, hello, I'm getting all the news.

[Dustin]

That's like one of those contraptions you buy online that's like, get every channel on this antenna. You know, it.

[Casey]

Did something fall on its head? Because, look, there's. There's a whole other thing that's coming from over here.

[Dustin]

Is he fighting with another lob? Oh, there's another lobster here.

[Casey]

Oh, yeah, there's like, another lobster that's like. You go, give me some personal space.

[Dustin]

Their legs, their horns are holding each other back. Like, no, you go first. No. Okay. No, you go. Oh, God. No, you go now. God, I'm trying to go. One of us has to cross the street. Hot lobsters.

[Casey]

Just some generic fish.

[Dustin]

Generics, basics. This one's cool.

[Casey]

Yeah, I love that. There's always thin one. There's always some fish that's trying to get away from the camera.

[Dustin]

This is the one that looks huge when you're looking straight at it, but then it swims away and you're like, oh, my God. GLP ones.

[Casey]

This is like the. The equivalent of thigh gap for fish.

[Dustin]

Yeah. Oh, my God. This turtle is like, could you stop shooting from under?

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[Dustin]

How many times do I have to tell you? Please do not shoot from under.

[Casey]

It's like, I haven't washed Today you're getting all my dirt stains.

[Dustin]

I just got off from the mines.

[Casey]

I just crawled in from the. From the beach. Can you give me a moment for this surf to wash away all the sand stains? Basics, basics, basics, basics. I kind of like that. These are, like the alt girls at the prom. They're like, yeah, they're, like, smoking in the bathroom, and they, like, came all in black, and they're like, we're such rebels, but we still came to prom anyway.

[Dustin]

And they have earrings in super weird places. Yeah, yeah, we got sideburn earrings.

[Casey]

And they're, like, wearing T shirts for whole because, like, yeah, we love Courtney Love. It's, like, really cool in 2026.

[Dustin]

They're like, we're in the garbage.

[Casey]

There's just. There's this one just trying to hide. It's like, that's like, you know, like, you know, there's always, like, that one family member that, like, does not want to be in the group picture. They're like, oh, you know. You know when. Like, you know when. Like when you had a camcorder, like, you bust out the camcorder, and, like, there'd be all the family members sitting around the table, and you go from, like, you just go from one to the next to the next. And, like, someone waves at the camcorder, like, hi. It's like, oh, one person waves. One person waves. One person waves. And then you get to, like, that grandma or that aunt or something that's like, no, no, no, I don't want to be on, you know, as if it's being broadcast across cbs. That's what this fish is doing.

[Dustin]

I think this fish is doing like, my mama was chubby. My sister was chubby. My daddy was chubby. You know that joke and you squish your face. Oh, yeah. He's, like, doing the face squish. That's a cute fish.

[Casey]

Yeah. It does not want to be seen.

[Dustin]

He's got one patch of hair left on the front. It's like, just save your head, Uncle. Just shave your head.

[Casey]

If you don't want to be on camera, why are you hanging around set?

[Dustin]

This is prom right here. All.

[Casey]

Now we finally. Prom is a.

[Dustin]

All these different kinds of sharks from different schools. They're like, yes, we finally get to share our prom because our. We all go to small private schools.

[Casey]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dustin]

Small, private.

[Casey]

Like the boys school and the girls school finally have prom. Yes. We got two sharks. It looks like there may be, like, a tuna in there or something. There's like, this redfish is like, in the mix. Like, there's all these fish getting. Getting busy up here.

[Dustin]

Yeah. And that's. It ends with sharks, like, getting along. Sharks from different neighborhoods. And I think that's what we need to take from this guy.

[Casey]

So look. And even our. Our, like, laying down shark even gotten. You can see, because the. The. The gills. The app, washboard.

[Dustin]

It was like I made love to an orange fish with blue spots. And now I'm alive. Fish report. Fish report. This has been the fish report. Okay, so Jason sits back down to read some feedback cards. All right, here it is. The primary mecca. Overall experience. 5 stars. Daisy was amazing. Are these comment cards? The best comment cards. Well, damn. Now that's a conundrum. By the way, Alicia's stupid. She smells weird, and I don't want to. A marshmallow. I'm gonna have to talk about that.

[Casey]

All crew, all grew. Tip meeting. Okay. Charter number three being honestly a six course meal. Well done, whoever's on night shift. I noticed pizza and stuff on the table. It's not acceptable, and I think you guys need to step up. So the total tip was $28,000. And then, of course, he gives the helmet.

[Dustin]

Pizza out. She left pizza and drinks.

[Casey]

Crazy.

[Dustin]

That's insane.

[Casey]

That's the easiest thing to clean up. Just put the. Throw it in the trash.

[Dustin]

Yeah. It's like. But I wanted people to eat it. He's like, rats. Look. What the. Put it away. I mean, I get if you're. I don't get it. Because you never go to sleep if you're up all single night getting that list done. You get it done. And then you say, I'm exhausted. I can't work today. Bye. Something. But get your list done. So. No, I don't get that. But even if. Even if you did a lot of this and then went to bed, but you didn't do any of it. You didn't do any of them.

[Casey]

Yeah. This is crazy. So Jason gives the helmet to Alicia and. And he's like, don't leave stuff out for the guests. Stop leaving things out. Like a little rant. So Mike's like, I'm glad it wasn't me again. I'm like, that's because you already have a helmet.

[Dustin]

Yeah. So now it's gonna be time to go out. But they have to do the boat. So this is where Ben is like, oh, babes, please clean this, babes. All right. Sweet tots. Sweet tot saliva. All right, I'll give you a late day tomorrow. She's like, all right, baby, thank you. She's like, I guess. Okay. And then we see him just pouring himself a gigantic glass of wine. And he calls.

[Casey]

Daisy's like, bye.

[Dustin]

Bye. Can I please take the guest quarters? I'm just knackered. I've had, like, four hours of sleep last three nights. I just can't take. I need a bubble bath and a lot. God damn it.

[Casey]

So he goes. He gets himself into a robe, pours a big glass of wine, and he is just like, what is the life of Riley? Is that what they call it? And Ellie is just, like, scrubbing this.

[Dustin]

Got it.

[Casey]

Got.

[Dustin]

There was.

[Casey]

There was a woman who looked just like Riley, but it wasn't Riley. And she. She got mad at me this weekend because I was standing like. She, Like. She was like, why are you standing so close to her? Why are you standing so close to her?

[Dustin]

At.

[Casey]

We're at this concert and I was like, I'm gay. I'm not trying to do anything.

[Dustin]

We're at a concert and people just pushed us up.

[Casey]

Yeah, I got pushed up into. Into this person. She's like, but why you gotta stand? I'm just saying, you're standing awfully close to her. I was like, I'm gay. And I agree. I don't want to be in someone's personal space because that means that they're in my personal space. I'm. I'm shoved into her right now. What do you want me to do?

[Dustin]

Yeah, fuck off, lady.

[Casey]

But if it had been real Riley, I'd been like, yes, you're the best icon. But, like, you're referring Riley.

[Dustin]

Got it. I'm close to you. Got it.

[Casey]

Fake Riley. I won't hear it. So Ben, he is part of this one. Ellie has. There's a huge galley that's just a total mess. And, I mean, she's just slaving away in there. Everyone else on the boat is done with their work, and she is still cleaning and cleaning and cleaning and cleaning and cleaning. And it just sucks for her. Like, it's just not right. I mean, if I were Ben, I would like, you better be paying for her dinner tonight. You better be doing something.

[Dustin]

Yeah, right, Right.

[Casey]

Or you should just be helping out in the first place.

[Dustin]

So everyone else is done for the day and they just keep cutting between Ellie cleaning and Ben, like, making a bubble bath with classical music playing and just luxuriating. And so Ellie finally goes to bed, and Daisy's getting ready to go out, and she's like, oh, but, you know, I just see him in bed and I'm working ass off. I see Ben and Path Pro just walking out the door. So I've been cleaning up again on my entire. You know what? I'm being exploited. I'm being exploited.

[Casey]

Cleaning part of the job. And we're one team. When we work together, we work together equally hard. I'm already at my limits just managing all of these mood swings. And for him to leave me to work on my own instead of being able to merge genetics with Joao is very close to pushing me over the edge.

[Dustin]

I'm doing my best to remain professional. This is like, oh, I can see you're wearing them. Can you? I love. It's very subtle. So I'm glad you can. Glad you can see it tastes like. I think I'm picking up here. I know I might be wearing down, so I'm going to kill Ben in his sleep. That stupid mother. You know, you may be getting angry.

[Casey]

So Alicia now just has this. Decides it's time to call her boyfriend. So she calls and he's like, hello. She goes, hi, darling. Just want to say that I love you and I was thinking of you. He's like, that's very nice. And there are a few things that I should probably talk to you about in terms of what life is like on the boat and stuff. He's like, what? Oh, no, no, no, nothing. It's just, I think, well, you know, because I'm quite flirty character and like, you know, I would ever. I would never, ever do anything right. And it's like. Are you saying something else? No, no, no. I'm just saying, you know, they know that if I flirt with them that we're just having, like, quick banter, but, like, you know, I'm just like, nothing would ever happen. Just so you know. Nothing would ever happen. It's like, probably like, what the. Yeah, it's like.

[Dustin]

Well, it sounds like you're saying stuff, but not saying stuff. It's like, no, but. Yeah, I'm not just trying to make it sound worse than it is, but, you know, flip, flair. Flip. Fuck. Fuck. All right. Up the nose. Took it up the nose. Had a wiener up my nose. But it's nothing serious, really. Just someone stuck their wiener in my ear and my nose, took it in all my facial holes except my mouth. It wasn't my mouth. Every other. No big deal. I'm just trying to say. He's like,

[Casey]

I'm just trying to reel in. I guess what I'm trying to say is I've squashed for every bit of, like, anyone else's thought processes behind it. What? What are you saying? And Jenna's listening to the whole thing and she's like, oh, my God, what am I listening to? Alicia straight up lying through her teeth. I feel kind of bad. The poor boy doesn't even know what he's dealing with. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

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[Dustin]

Then they go to the beach club, and Mike and Eddie are like, oh, we're just men. Men with disg. Serone.

[Casey]

Yeah.

[Dustin]

Mike's like, oh, I love a chase. Well, I'm good. I'm sure you do, weirdo. Probably chasing people all the time. I'm sure you've got plenty of restraining orders against you. People like, you don't need to chase. You need to learn how to not keep. Keep 30ft behind.

[Casey]

Yeah. So they're all sitting there at their big table, and then Ben's like, la, come sit with me. Be away from those boys. It was almost like this thing, like, well, I know you cleaned up for me today, so your reward is that you get to sit next to me. I'm like, okay, great, thanks.

[Dustin]

So Jason is on the yacht and he sees that Alicia has left the helmet there.

[Casey]

Oh, yeah.

[Dustin]

Oh, she should be fired for that. That's an all episode with her. But this is to just be like, oh, yeah, I don't have to wear the helmet.

[Casey]

No.

[Dustin]

Yeah, you're fired now.

[Casey]

Yeah, like, like I'm kind of done with her at this point.

[Dustin]

Yeah.

[Casey]

So he, he, he's like not happy about that. And now Eddie and Jenna are sitting next to each other and Eddie's like, like, so do you like guys who wear rings? She's like, yeah, I wish I had more manly hands. Yeah, it's a big insecurity for me. Used to be my legs, you know. She's just like, ugh, yeah, what everybody

[Dustin]

wants to hear, like the guy's insecurities.

[Casey]

I know.

[Dustin]

I've hated my hands. Used to also hate my legs. Sure glad I played rugby though. It's like, shut up, you worse.

[Casey]

Yeah, I think she dodged a bullet with this whole thing. And she's like, I hate my hands. He's like, yeah, well, when we're married in 20 years, you're not going to care. She's like, yeah.

[Dustin]

So she's like kind of warming up to him. She's like, well, he said he had it handsome bars. I like my boss. So she's feeding him spaghetti. And then Elise's like, well, I want to try your pizza. She's like, okay. And she's like, yours is better. Something like that. Flirting. It's like this three way flirt with his food.

[Casey]

He's like eating some of like he starts flirting with Alicia right in front of Jenna and he starts eating some of her pizza. And Jenna's like, oh, you get it, man. At the end of this, I should just bloody well be together. Like, is it worth it for me fighting at this point? And so she's like, whatever. So Jenna just gets up and goes to the other side of the table and sits down with like Ben and Joao or all of them and is like laughing and having a much better time.

[Dustin]

He's like, you're so sweet, you know that? You're just so sweet, sugar lumps. I mean, you look beautiful right now. It's like. And Eddie's bummed now. He just doesn't get it. He's like, I'm just confused and that's fine. You're fudgeing this up. You fuck it up every time. Yeah, just flirt with everybody at the table. Like, I Get it? You're desperate, okay? And you never get this attention before, but you got. You. If you get attention from one person. Save it. You greedy. You greedy.

[Casey]

Yeah. Seriously, why are you acting so surprised? So then Jason shows up, and he's got the helmet, and he's like. Like, oh, my God, look who it is. It is person whose genetics I might want to merge with if nothing work out with Joe. So then he's like, never in the history of the helmet has it ever been left behind. I mean, guys, come on now. What are you doing?

[Dustin]

And she's like, oh, yeah, whatever. She doesn't. She's like, sorry. So he puts it on her head and leaves. And then they go wipe again. I would have fired her just to get it out there, so. Because also, he had to go down to your stupid dinner place.

[Casey]

This is. Yeah.

[Dustin]

Then, you know, he wants to be watching Real Housewives of Salt Lake City right now. He's obsessed. He watched one episode, so like everybody else, he's got to watch all the seasons now.

[Casey]

Yeah.

[Dustin]

Have time for this.

[Casey]

So now they all go off to a club, and Ben dancing with Jenna. And Eddie is, like, you know, alone. And Ben's like, after such a grave breakup. Well, I spent $50,000 on a wedding I didn't attend. Oh, God. I've entered this season wanting all avoidance of romance. And you know that's gonna be difficult for me. Bigger romantic at heart, being someone who bobs in his chair during his interviews. But Jenna and I do have some chemistry, for sure. And it's actually quite refreshing to be evaluated by the opposite sex. I'm just getting my mojo back.

[Dustin]

Okay, so now Ben and Jenna are getting drinks. Drows dancing with Daisy, and he's like, I'm so sweaty. She's like, oh, I'm so sweaty. He's like, but I'm sweatier. No, I'm sweatier. No, I'm definitely sweatier. You're pretty sweaty. You are pretty sweaty.

[Casey]

Or as they say in Zimmer, Zweati Zimwetti.

[Dustin]

So she's like, the more time I spend with wow, the more he's more attractive. But, you know, I fall in love with my friends, and I've got to do that because I start losing friends, because I fall in love, and it's horrible, and I break up, and I only fall in love with terrible people, which means it's terrible, which means this has got to be toxic. And he's sweaty. I'm in.

[Casey]

So Mike and Ellie are dancing, and he's like, you're bad news. Which I hate that so much. I hate when guys say that to girls. Oh, you're bad news. Because it's always, you're the one who's the bad news. This is like. You're like war telling NBC news you're bad news. No, you're the war. You're the problem here. Okay?

[Dustin]

Yeah. And just. It's just so, like, ooh, dirty girl.

[Casey]

Bad.

[Dustin]

Hey, you bad, bad, bad girl. He's like, Larry from Three. This company constantly. Like some 70s gross guy, polyester in a bar.

[Casey]

Seriously. So Eddie, Mike, Jenna, and they all get into their vans now. Betul is Betula does nothing this episode, by the way. She's just asleep back there. And so Mike is like, eddie, Eddie, Eddie, you're gonna go to South America with me. You can look all sexy with the Latinas, right? And. And Eddie's like, yeah, not nearly the same as them South African girls.

[Dustin]

He's trying to flirt with Jenna and Jenna, because Jenna's sitting in the back seat. She's like, whatever, she's not drunk now. And he's like, well, I just said that in the benefit of you. And she goes, no, listen, I'm not stupid. And at the same time, I know you're drunk and whatever, and I don't understand the part. He's like, but Mike's like, but I think you like it. If you like it, admit to it. Like, let's just try and make it work. Try and make it work for you and Eddie.

[Casey]

Yeah. Because the thing is that Mike now feels guilty for gossiping because Jenna had told him, either this episode or last episode, that there's zero chance for Eddie anymore. So it's like, no, now I've realized I've sort of been bad to things. Whatever. So now he's like, now he's like, no, I think you, like, might like Eddie. And so Eddie is like, yeah. I was like, well, I like Jenna. That's me admitting it right now. And Jenna's like, you messaged my roommate? And I loved this moment for her because Eddie is like, oh, but I was taking the pitch. She goes, oh, you're taking the piss. Did you not say I dropped Jenna like, it's hot in order to get with you? He's like, I didn't say that. She was like, you didn't say it? It's like, no, I didn't say it. It's like, I know the fucking words. I read the text messages. Yeah.

[Dustin]

It's like, I read it. You dumb. So they were kissed because Then we had a whole conversation about it. She put it in words to manipulate the whole thing because she actually likes you and you like her, and that's the issue. And you put me in the middle, and I'm not gonna be anybody's revenge. I'm not gonna be that. So shut up. Just shut up. Just stupid. That was nice. It was good. Because he's such an idiot.

[Casey]

He's like, what? I never even said that. What are you talking about?

[Dustin]

You're not getting laid. And get your little muppet friend to turn around, too, because Mike's just, like, leaning over the seat. How are we going to make this work? Turn around.

[Casey]

And Eddie, like, doesn't even have, like, even a defining quality that would make, like, even embarking on a toxic relationship like this be worth it. If that makes sense. Like, you know, like, if it's, like, a super, super hot guy. I'm not saying. I'm not. I'm never going to advocate for someone to go into a toxic relationship, but I can imagine being like, yeah, but, you know, he's hot, so. Well, yeah, you always find, like, he doesn't. Like, he doesn't even have anything. Like. Like, he doesn't have, like, a defining category that makes any of this worth it. And she's like, just get away from me. Like, I don't want to. Like, no, you are not the one who drops me in a second. I drop you in a second? Like, what are you talking about? You are, like. You're like playing Mario in Super Mario Brothers 2. It's just like, the boring character. We need the princess or Luigi.

[Dustin]

Yeah. Bill. Boo. Eddie. Well, fun episode, everybody. We will be back tomorrow with some Summer house. Summer house. Okay, everybody, thanks so much for being here. We'll talk to you later.

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