#3296 RHOBH S15E16 Part Two: One Foot Out The Dorit

Summary

Watch What Crappens – Episode #3296: RHOBH S15E16 Part Two: One Foot Out The Dorit

Date: April 3, 2026
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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Episode Overview

In this high-spirited, razor-sharp recap, Ben and Ronnie dive into the second part of their take on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 15, Episode 16 "One Foot Out The Dorit." The conversation centers on the fallout from the group's explosive trip to Italy, Dorit's fraying alliances, and the escalating drama among the Fox Force Five and the rest of the ladies. With their signature mix of affection and brutal humor, the hosts break down dinner fights, meme-worthy moments, and the ever-presence of “dead girl summer.”

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Revisiting the Fox Force Five Loyalty & Grievances

• Erica’s Outburst and Group Dynamics (01:37–06:00)
  • Ben and Ronnie dissect Erica’s confessional and her drag-queen makeup, leading into flashbacks about infamous betrayals (Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy).
  • Ben: “One thing you have to say about the Fox Force Five is that they always protected each other...to the annoyance of the audience.” (03:00)
  • The hosts muse on whether the group engineered drama to hide deeper scandals: “I just don’t think they’re smart enough to act that way. But you do feel like they cover for each other a lot, and that’s been one of the...to the detriment of the show, quite often.” (03:17)
• Old Grievances Resurfacing (04:12–05:28)
  • They joke about Bravo fans’ encyclopedic memories: “Remember in 2011 when Kyle stole a hanger from Camille Grammar? That just shows she’s been a thief all this time.” (04:20)
  • The hosts highlight the cyclical nature of hypocrisy: “It’s funny how quiet Kyle was when Sutton confronted Erica about her scandal, and then Sutton was out there alone.” (05:28)

The Dinner Showdown: Late Arrivals & Real Emotions

• Erica vs. Dorit: The Lateness Fight (06:07–12:15)
  • Erica is genuinely furious at Dorit’s chronic lateness—“This was a true, honest emotion...incredibly relatable to be like the friend who’s always late. Finally someone’s going to say something.” (06:30)
  • The hosts revel in the absurd escalation:
    • Kyle’s sarcasm: “As long as we’re on the topic of bringing up grudges…” (05:17)
    • Dorit (sarcastically to Amanda): “Your kids are more bored than everyone else’s kids.” (07:23)
    • Sutton (deadpan): “Being late can be annoying, but it’s not like the pope just showed up at your house and turned you into a nun overnight.” (09:35)
  • Erica’s “pain olympics” comment becomes a running joke—“The Pain Olympics, airing on NBC 2028... Sorry, I’m obligated if you say the Olympics to announce that on Peacock.” (11:00)
• Who’s Really Sharing? (11:38–12:12)
  • Dorit accuses Erica of refusing to be open: “You haven’t shared what you’re going through...” (11:34)
  • Emotional escalation leads to threats not to “put your hand in my face” and a stormy near-walkout.

Classic Housewives Insults and Recurring Jokes

• “Cut Fitness” Insult and Weaponized Words (15:05–16:19)
  • The show delights in the group’s embrace of the British slang “c*nt” (bleeped in the transcript):
    • Kyle: “You stole the word ‘cut fitness’ from me.” (15:08)
    • Dorit: “Guess what? I can’t be a cut fitness if I wanted to, Dorit.” (15:33)
  • The relative offensiveness of “weirdo” is dissected:
    • Ben: “Weirdo is kind of like a word that seems so benign, but people really weaponize it.” (18:49)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Sutton Not Reacting Strongly:
  • “I need Sutton Strike to come back, because Sutton Strike would be like, ‘She is disrespecting my time!’” – Ben (09:45)
• On the Drama Plateauing:
  • “Why do we have to... Everyone’s just looking at them like, I’m not gonna yell at somebody at dinner about being late. This is so weird.” – Ronnie (09:01)
• Kathy’s Walk-Off:
  • “If there’s anything I’ve taken away from my Super Russian, it’s that I pick and choose who I want to be with. And I don’t have time for shit like this.” – Kathy (18:10)
• On Beverly Hills Healing:
  • “When in the history of Bravo has a group trip ever healed anything? It is specifically designed for you all to be at each other’s necks by the end.” – Ben (26:55)

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Important Segments, Timestamps, and Highlights

| Time (MM:SS) | Segment Description | |--------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:37–06:07 | Revisiting past RHOBH drama, Fox Force Five, and infamous betrayals | | 06:07–12:12 | Italy dinner fight—lateness accusations, pain olympics, and apologies | | 15:05–16:19 | The battle of “cut fitness” and quoting British slang | | 18:44–19:28 | Debating whether “weirdo” can be a deeply offensive insult | | 22:23–24:50 | Kathy and Dorit rant post-walkout; emotional fallout continues | | 26:13–27:36 | “Healing trip” trope mocked; wrap-up to Italy portion | | 27:42–29:25 | Dorit’s “book cover” photoshoot and Bravo book drama | | 33:59–34:11 | Rachel’s anti-birthday tangent—“It’s my birthday. Don’t say birthday.”| | 37:07–38:27 | Rachel’s Studio 54 party setup—child labor and nepo-baby jokes | | 39:02–41:00 | Erica and others in glam for party; Dolly Parton comparisons | | 41:19–42:26 | Dorit’s sense of betrayal continues at Rachel’s birthday party | | 42:09–42:53 | End-of-episode speculation on what’s next—disco ball as boxing ring |

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Social Dynamics & Character Arcs

• Dorit’s Isolation: Dorit laments feeling abandoned by her supposed friends, especially Erica siding with Kyle. She’s openly hurt:
  • Dorit: “It’s more important for her to be in Kyle’s good graces than be a friend to me... that is what hurts me the most.” (22:38)
• Erica’s Emotional “Growth”: Even as Erica cries over the mounting tension, the hosts are skeptical:
  • “You couldn’t cry when confronted with burn victims and orphans, but this is gonna make you cry?” (22:04)
• Kathy’s Defiance: Kathy’s signature dramatic walk-off and adamant distancing from the group signals shifting alliances:
  • “The days of me sitting there grinning and boring it, swallowing and taking it... they’re over.” (24:50)
• Housewives Patterns: The hosts lampoon the persistent “group trip will bring us together” delusion:
  • “It has done the exact opposite. It’s a splinter. I don’t know if it can be recovered.” – Sutton (26:35)
• Birthday Party as a Reset: Rachel’s Studio 54 themed party offers a glitzy, if superficial, backdrop for the group’s next confrontation.

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Funniest & Most Cutting Observations

• On “book cover” storylines:
  • “Book covers are a big thing in the Bravo world right now because Heather Gay was called for stealing her book cover…” (28:31)
• On Nepotism and LA culture:
  • “People in LA are so used to up-and-coming young stars and starlets working in the service industry that no one seems to have a moment like, ‘Aw, cute!’” (38:06)
• On the party's age question:
  • Sutton: “I don’t believe in age. Age is just a number... That’s how we know how long to wait for milk to turn into cheese, for example.” (38:47)
• On the “Pain Olympics”:
  • “Sorry, I’m obligated if you say the Olympics to announce that on Peacock.” (11:00)

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Episode Tone & Final Thoughts

Ben and Ronnie mock, praise, and eviscerate the RHOBH drama with their signature blend of camp and candor. They pull no punches about the cast’s cyclical betrayals, the increasing absurdity of Housewives’ group trips, and the ever-more-creative catfights (“cut fitness,” “weirdo,” “dead girl summer”). Their recaps are rich with callbacks, inside jokes, and relatable gags—delivering exactly what loyal Bravo fans crave.

Quote that sums up the episode:
“When in the history of Bravo has a group trip ever healed anything?” (26:55, Ben)

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Watch what happens who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

[Dorit]

Watch what happens

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

[Podcast Co-Host or Narrator]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Happens. This is is part two of a two part recap.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one, guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So Erica's like three, and now Erica, now we see her in her, like, drag queen makeup in the confessional. And she's like,

[Dorit]

I am beyond mad. Like, all you forgetting?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Spit it out.

[Rachel]

You're mad.

[Dorit]

Okay,

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

and now we have flashbacks.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Okay, Erica, so we see flashbacks.

[Sutton]

2018, LVP calls out to read in

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

front of the group for Lucy.

[Sutton]

Lucy apple juice being placed in the shelter.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

That's. That's not even how that happened. These editors, I swear to God, are still so biased. That's not what happened. They're like, why aren't you yelling at

[Jennifer]

her about Lucy Lucy?

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Why are you telling her about it?

[Jennifer]

Why are you bringing out on camera,

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

say something about Lucy and Lucy?

[Sutton]

And she's like, okay, well, the dog ended up in a shelter.

[Jennifer]

Oh, my God.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

She brought up Lucy Lucy apple juicy burner at the steak.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Well, either way, I mean, look, you know, I've been very critical of Erica over the years. I've always felt like she hasn't shared enough. I felt like she is self produced. But like one thing that you have to say about the Fox Force Five is that they always protected each other and they always covered for each other and they would do like faux moments of accountability or like these like little petty squabbles to show that no, they could be critical of each other, but ultimately they cared most about like rallying the troops and sending new people off the show. That's how at least it feels whether or not it's real or not. And well, they had. As a result of that, yeah, they've had each other's back and like, because

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

they've always been ganging up on other people to get them out. And you know what? Like this, this LVP thing is a perfect example. And that's when it formed right. To get out lvp. So they.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Not only that, but then only that. But there was also talk that that season that, that was a huge distraction from that was going on underit. Personal life with finances. Right. Like, wasn't the whole thing like, oh, there's bankruptcies and this was a great distraction. So there's always been this, that like. And Erica is like they've, they've. I mean, it's a little conspiratorial. I've actually personally never truly believed that they created all this frenzy to hide each other's like scandals. Cuz I just don't think that they're smart enough to act that way. But it. You do feel like, like they, they do cover for each other a lot and that's been one of the. To the, to the detriment of the show quite often. However, that being said, it's like, well, they are still having each other's back. So when Dorit is like, you've. Bose has had my back more than anyone here. It's like, oh, these ladies have protected you Dorit though, like to the annoyance of the audience then.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

But every season's a new season. I mean you can't bring up stuff from 2018 and it's like the same as, you know, five years later, six years later.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I can. I, of course I will do it. We, that's what we do. I'll be like, remember in 2011 when Dorit when Kyle stole a hanger from Camille Grammar. That just shows she's been a all this time.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Yeah, well, look, they have, they have been there for her. But this year they haven't. I mean this year Kyle's comfort to read and Erica's had Kyle's back. Erica hasn't been coming for her as strong, I don't think. But ultimately, she's. She's had Kyle's back in the whole thing. So I think, like, the.

[Kyle]

I've always had you back.

[Sutton]

Yeah, but you don't.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Don't now. So, you know, and I think Erica's thing could be. I wouldn't. I wouldn't even have a problem with Erica's thing again, for the millionth time. But because they talk about it a million times on the show, we have to repeat it a million times.

[Sutton]

If.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

If Erica was like, you're late and it's rude to read. If that was her thing, then that's fine. But jumping in with Kyle when it's just like, go up, go after Dorit and like, Dorit's attacking Kyle and like, to kind of co sign that I think is showing that you're on Kyle's side. And know I wouldn't with her either.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

By the way, as long as we're on the. On the topic of bringing up grudges, here's a grudge that I forgot to mention when Kyle was trying to get everyone to have her back. Like, we all said it, right?

[Rachel]

It's not just me.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

We all said it. We all said it, and everyone was crickets. It's funny how. How. How quiet Kyle was, you know, several years ago, when Sutton was in the place of Kyle and Sutton was confronting Erica about. Like, we all have questions about this scandal. I mean, we were all talking about it, right? And then no one said anything. It was just sut out there. Even though they had all had even more blatantly, by the way, a group discussion, including Dorit. And Dorit was actually very vocal in that group discussion. They all sat there and talked about what's going on with Erica. And then Sutton went out there to do the. The dirty work, and they all sat there quietly. So Kyle, you know, what goes around comes around.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Yeah.

[Sutton]

So Erica's like, well, it seems like

[Kyle]

you need everybody to come to you so you could say to them, I'm mad that you kept this from me. But you know what? I'm actually mad that we had to sit there at this table. Wait for you.

[Sutton]

Okay, finally we're at the real point,

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

which is you're late.

[Kathy]

And Doris, like, well, good, at least you're being honest. And drinks. So thank you.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So Erica leads. Erica is so mad. And this. This is. Here's what I think I really responded to was that this was a true, honest emotion that Erica is feeling and was also incredibly relatable to be like the friend who's always late. It's like finally someone is going to say something to them. But she is like, Erica's like. You see, she is really mad and she leads forward and she's like so funny.

[Kyle]

When Erica's like, okay, I'm gonna be mad now. Everybody ready? You, where are you?

[Amanda]

I was talking to my kids.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Geez, you've been left on the charger too long.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Geez, yeah. And Dorit is like, I was talking to my kids.

[Amanda]

She goes, okay, great.

[Dorit]

How long does that take? We all have kids. I have a little. A little baby. A little baby on the police force who's 31. So why'd you keep us all waiting? Your kids are more bored than everyone else's kids. Just.

[Amanda]

I didn't say that. If I'm checking on my kids, it doesn't mean that they're more important than your kids.

[Dorit]

Oh, really? Well, then why don't you tell us, Text us and say you're checking on your kids. You'll be ready in five minutes. Then you know what? The entire group goes, oh, hey, she's

[Kyle]

checking out our kids.

[Dorit]

Let's give a five. But you don't think.

[Amanda]

You.

[Dorit]

You don't think you needed to do that, did you?

[Kyle]

Guess what?

[Kathy]

I left you guys today. I didn't show you anything.

[Kyle]

Oh yeah? Well, I don't owe you anything other than the truth. Which is why we don't like it. We don't like it.

[Kathy]

That is the truth.

[Dorit]

And I'll say it, because these won't. We don't like it.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

See, by the way, she just did the exact same thing that Kyle did, but she phrased it in a much more commanding way. She didn't say like, guys, have my back.

[Dorit]

Because I'll say, because these won't.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

You know, and it's also. It's also a better point because everybody has a problem with this, right? So when she does it, it like actually makes sense and she's o.

[Kathy]

Well, guess what? You miss the apology. Okay, I had it earlier. Apparently Erica missed the apology, so I'm going to do it again. I apologize, Co. Er Megan, whoever that is.

[Dorit]

It's not. It's not la. However loud you talk, I'm going to talk louder, which is a lot, cuz

[Amanda]

I actually don't talk louder.

[Dorit]

But because your apologies don't fucking land. It's not just me. Everyone's irritated. They're not going to tell you. Let's go down the line and you can all see.

[Kathy]

Speak up.

[Amanda]

Okay, well, who wants to say Something.

[Dorit]

Don't be cowardly, lions.

[Kathy]

I'm not.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

I'm.

[Rachel]

I'm.

[Amanda]

I'm not.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I'm not. I'm not cowardly.

[Amanda]

I've been late, too.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I. I'm often late.

[Amanda]

You know, sometimes I've been like, clock. So, I mean, time is just a

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

human construct if you really think about it, right? So I'm late somewhere. I'm sure I should be somewhere right now.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

And everyone's just looking at her like, why? You know, this is why, Erica. This didn't land for me as well. I mean, I loved watching her get mad, but I'm like, why? Why do we have to. Everyone's just looking at them like, I'm not gonna yell at somebody at dinner about being late. This is so weird. And Sutton. Sutton says her thing.

[Sutton]

She's like, well, you know, I'm not very concerned about Teresa's behavior. I mean, you know, the buying of the bag. I mean. Okay.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

The being late.

[Kathy]

Okay.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

I mean, it kind of feels like divorce behavior. Okay.

[Sutton]

You know, slashing your husband's tires, you know, calling the pope and saying, when are you gonna take away his last name? You know, things like that.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

I mean, being late can be annoying,

[Sutton]

but it's not like the pope just

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

showed at your house and turned you into a brown overnight.

[Sutton]

You know what I mean? So I'm just not concerned. I mean, should I be?

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Yes, and I think you should be concerned. And I need Sutton Strike to come back, because Sutton Strike would be like,

[Amanda]

she is disrespecting my time, and I

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

don't know what sort of flutes he does that, because that's what Sutton would normally do. I think that maybe all this talk about, like, erraticness is getting her scared, because, truly, the only the person who's most erratic on this cast is Sutton, and she has been for a long time. So I think she's just trying to be like, I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna just be a statue right now.

[Amanda]

I'll be David myself.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So it's also got a better fight going, right? She's trying to produce a different fight, which Kyle is also in on, but she's trying to produce the fight that Amanda should be coming for Dorit. So Amanda. She wants Amanda to have this dinner to come for Dorit for looking her up and chatgpting her ass and all of that stuff, but that didn't really work, so she's just like, well, damn it, I've been trying to orchestrate a

[Sutton]

different fight, and I just don't know that the time fight is really as strong as my original fight, which is quote, lady goes crazy on three.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

I mean, that would have been more fun, right?

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So Rachel goes. I've said it to Dorit's face that she's late. And, like, I don't do late. Like, she's going through a time, though.

[Dorit]

Erica's like, yeah, we're all going through a time. Rachel. The whole table's going through a time.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I agree.

[Amanda]

Just do it. Well, eureka, you're going through a time. Really?

[Dorit]

She's like, are you kidding? Yeah. What the do you think it is, Miles? But what the prison the you talking about? I'm going to trial. What are your kids? Well, your kids need divorce. We're not gonna do the pain thing, okay? The pain olympics airing on NBC Summer 2028. Sorry, I'm obligated if you say the Olympics to announce that on peacock.

[Sutton]

Yeah, you know what? Everybody hurts sometimes. Thank you.

[Dorit]

Well, thanks.

[Amanda]

Well, I didn't know you were going through a time because what happened?

[Dorit]

Well, you don't.

[Amanda]

You. You know, you haven't shared what you're going through, going through a hard time?

[Kyle]

Oh, no, I actually shared with my therapist, who actually gives a.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Then how am I supposed to knew

[Kathy]

Erica, I give a sheet. I'm your friend.

[Kyle]

It's like, oh, now you do. Now that you're raising your voice because you need to show everybody that scare.

[Amanda]

Well, you raised your voice a hell of a lot sooner than I did.

[Kyle]

And don't ever tell me to shut up again, Dorit.

[Kathy]

Don't ever fucking tell me to shut up again.

[Amanda]

When did I say that?

[Kyle]

Today.

[Kathy]

And don't put your hand in my face. Do not do that, Dorit.

[Kyle]

Do not put your hand in my face.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

I'm like, well, you're pointing in hers. What the.

[Amanda]

What the hell?

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

I love when Erica gets so mad. It always just makes me laugh. We have a.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Flashback to earlier in the. In the ghost town where. Where Dorit was like, eureka, I'm not doing this.

[Amanda]

This interjecting goodbye.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So Dorit's like, you know what?

[Amanda]

When I said, you need to work and you need to contribute, I didn't mean you have to be a cut fitness.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

And then Amanda's like, oh, my God, you guys. Amanda, who thought wimp was like, the worst word she was going to hear this season.

[Kathy]

Please don't call her a co fitness in my restaurant that I'm eating at.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

And so Tilly just drinks. Tilly does not care. She's just drinking her wine, watching it

[Dorit]

like, this is Boring.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So Boz and Rachel are muttering like, oh, Jesus, I'm dead.

[Sutton]

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[Kyle]

Dorit. I'm the one that brought the word

[Kathy]

cut fitness into the group.

[Kyle]

You're late. You stole the word cut fitness from me.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I love that.

[Dorit]

I love that. She's like, I'm taking ownership of that

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

word because Dorit uses it a lot, especially in this episode.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So I have a feeling that Dorit has been using that word for a long time.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I mean, Dorit is British, so it's possible.

[Kyle]

Erica's like, I stole that from the gay people before you stole it from the Brits.

[Dorit]

Guess what? I can't be a cut fitness if I wanted to read. What are you, a pussycat? Why are you a puss?

[Amanda]

She's like, I'm me.

[Dorit]

Me too.

[Amanda]

And I don't need to be a cut fitness Erica.

[Dorit]

Well, don't, because you're an.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

You're an asshole. And you're a cut fitness.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Rachel at the end of the table is just like, oh, my God.

[Sutton]

Like, I really saved that word for, like, special occasions.

[Dorit]

Wow. Do you think this is good for you?

[Amanda]

Do you think this is good for you?

[Dorit]

Between last season, this season? You think this is a good look for you?

[Amanda]

I don't operate from that place. Eureka. I operate from a place of being real. I'm honest, and I'm sharing. And if you're going through a time, tell me, because I want to be there for you.

[Kyle]

So why are you wearing your plate as a hat? Hashtag erratic, but it seems.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Oh, it's all over the news street.

[Jennifer]

It's all over the news street and you say you don't know that's all over the news?

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Since when do you read? You're the one who was like, erica stuff.

[Jennifer]

What? I can't read that article. It's too long. Can someone just tell me what it said?

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So Dorit is basically like, look, she tells us, like, I know about all this stuff because it's in the tabloids, but Erica doesn't actually tell me about it.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Yeah, because this whole season started with Erica dating a new guy. They all had to find out from a tabloid. And Dorit said, well, why didn't you tell me? And she said, well, I'm not comfortable sharing it with everybody at the table, and I would only. I only shared it with Kyle. And then Sutton was like, yes, that includes you. Remember all this? So it's funny that Erica's like, oh, really?

[Amanda]

Really?

[Kyle]

You're being secretive.

[Podcast Co-Host or Narrator]

You did the same thing, you hypocrite.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So Erica's like, you're not gonna win

[Dorit]

this round to read with the, oh, it's all about me, about divorce.

[Amanda]

And she's like, well, why are you talking taking it that way? I'm not saying I deserve a metal for having a shitty time, although I would accept one. Do you think if this is a competition.

[Dorit]

She's like, no, but you're putting us all through it. And, yeah, I think you do.

[Kyle]

You're louder than everybody else.

[Kathy]

Okay. Really, honey?

[Sutton]

Really?

[Kathy]

Let's do playback. A rewind, if you will. I'm Getting up from the table. And I'm doing it because I'm very angry with you, but also, I just really want to have a cigarette in the parking lot.

[Dorit]

Oh, so you're leaving now?

[Amanda]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Podcast Co-Host or Narrator]

Hell yes.

[Dorit]

A twist on an old favorite.

[Amanda]

Hell yes, not hell no.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So she gets up and walks off, and Amanda's like rolling her eyes.

[Sutton]

And Erica goes, why?

[Kathy]

She goes, because, Erica, if there's anything I've taken away from my Super Rushin, it's that I pick and choose who

[Kyle]

I want to be with.

[Kathy]

And I don't have time for shot like this. I don't like it.

[Dorit]

Oh, so you lay everybody out, but then when it's just you and I, you decide to walk away.

[Kathy]

Oh, really, Erica? Think again, sweetheart.

[Dorit]

You think again. You're the one walking off.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I'm still here, by the way. Hilarious that the both of them are telling each other to think about something. I'm like, that's not happening anytime soon. We don't see a lot of thinking on this show.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

I like that Erica was losing her during this. And there is just staying calm, like, what the is wrong with you? And she gets up and walks off, and she just leaves.

[Podcast Co-Host or Narrator]

And she goes, weirdos.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Weirdo is like. It's so funny. Like, weirdo is kind of like a word that's seems so benign, but people really weaponize it. Like, I've seen it a lot like, yo, you're being a weirdo. And you're like, how could you say that about me?

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So it became super. It became super offensive last year or something. Or like two years ago. Because politically somebody said, you're weird like a politician. I forget which side, like, if it was Republican or Democrat.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

But so it became a thing to call Donald Trump weird. Yeah.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

And they were like, you're weird. And then the Trumpies were like, you're. But these people are weird and they're.

[Sutton]

How dare you?

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

And so weird became this, like, hugely offensive word.

[Kathy]

Again.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So funny. Humans are so stupid, honestly.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I know.

[Amanda]

So Amelia goes, that's not productive.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So then they're like, yeah, go get her, because she's probably not gonna listen. By the way, I also enjoyed Jennifer in the middle of all this was

[Amanda]

like, you know the word. The word cut fitness is. It's actually quite common in England. I don't think it has lands the same exact way, but just so you know.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

And then when they go, should I go get Doritius?

[Kyle]

Well, otherwise we'll be squished into two cars. She's a car taker.

[Kathy]

Someone go gather.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So. So then Kyle is like, kyle's so mad. And then she picks up this, like, t bone steak that's in front of her.

[Kyle]

In front of her.

[Rachel]

And she goes, well, when the Fred

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

flintstone is this in front of my face.

[Rachel]

Put this over here, please.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

In the middle of the fight, someone decided to pass down, like, a florentine steak to Kyle. No. A giant plate of meat right in front of her.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So Jennifer takes it. Of course.

[Kyle]

She's like, that was delicious, actually, Kyle,

[Jennifer]

did you mean that? That you don't want to be friends with her? Well, that is not being a friend, Mose. But did you mean it? What she's doing to me is not

[Kathy]

fair, and I'm sick of it.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So Kathy goes up to dorit, and

[Amanda]

she's like, I got them good. You know? You know? You know, I just.

[Dorit]

I just.

[Amanda]

I'm not gonna sit at a table a bunch of assholes. I'm not gonna do that.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

She's like, but you guys love each other, and I'm the wealthiest person here, and you'd really be listening to me right now.

[Kathy]

I don't love anyone, nor do I trust anyone. No. Will I continue to give as a friend to people that behave like dude, so dorit.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So by the way, Kathy's gonna get it for this following dorit out. Oh, Kyle's not gonna like that.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Well, I think they all told her to go. I think Kyle was. I think Kyle co signed it because they're like, okay, bring her back. So Erica is Try now. Erica's sort of, like, doing her cry thing where she just, like, clenches her mouth together, but tears come out. And Kyle's like, I mean, it's always me that she's gonna focus on and

[Rachel]

pick on, and I'm not gonna do that.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I'm like, you're. Erica's literally crying over there because she is the one who actually just received the wrath of dorit a little bit. Although, actually, I shouldn't say that Erica was giving the wrath, but the point is that I was like, it's always

[Rachel]

me when Eric is the one who

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

just got into the fight with dorit. So Rachel's like, I think you guys need, like, a real pause. Like, really for real. Like, something I would never say about moisturizer. You need a pause.

[Sutton]

Yeah. And you know what? This might be superficial, but she looks hot as.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

And Bose was like, not now.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Like, but still just saying, rachel, not now. So Erica's like, I'm okay.

[Amanda]

I'm okay.

[Sutton]

Oh, God.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Erica, give Me a break. You couldn't cry when you found out about you. You're confronted with the fire, burn victims and orphans, and you had a deadpan look at your face and went, I never heard any of this, but this is gonna make you cry. Get the fuck out of here with your bad acting. So then Dorita's outside continuing with Kathy,

[Kathy]

and she's like, I'm used to Coyle talking behind my back and not taking my side and not being a goy's girl, but I thought I could count on Erica. But I guess for her, it's more important to be in Coil's good grooses than to be a friend to me.

[Kyle]

And that.

[Kathy]

That is what hurts me the most.

[Dorit]

These two have protected me and helped me, and we three of her attack. And I don't like that they're fighting, and I don't like to see the read in this space. And I get that she's going through a hard time, but we are.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

And they're like, wiping her tears, and

[Dorit]

she's like, I hate this. I don't give out my heart or friendship easily or any details of my personal life or who I'm friends with or who I'm dating or really anything about me. But you get to see Mikey. And I care for Dorit, but I don't know where our friendship stands. And I never felt this angry hurt by her before.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So outside, Kathy's like, oh, you know,

[Podcast Co-Host or Narrator]

these are people that you're, I mean, close with, you know, and it's gonna be. You know, it's gonna be easier to. To walk out than to walk back in, I'll tell you that much.

[Amanda]

Oh, I don't plan to, Kathy. I'm not at a place in my life where I'm gonna sit from someone at a dinner that. Who I care about, who I've been there for, who I've fucking run to in the middle of the night if she needed me just to be spoken like that. You pet your ass. I'm fucking walking away. And walking in several circles and up and down and climbing up a wall, if I, if possible.

[Rachel]

You really are a bit erratic, aren't you?

[Amanda]

Don't you dare say that about me.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I'm not erratic.

[Kathy]

You bet your reason. Walking away new fucking way. The days of me sitting there grinning and boring it, swallowing and taking it, running it and walking it, swimming it and diving it. They're over. They're over.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So she's like, walking away, and we see, like, a little cigarette, like, the smoke billowing out from in front of her.

[Dorit]

Like, this isn't healthy for any of us. She's definitely stressed, but you can't push people out who you trust the most. I want to be there for her, but she has to listen. No one here wants to hurt her.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Like, oh, God.

[Podcast Co-Host or Narrator]

So does Kathy's like, I'm sorry you feel so laundry.

[Kathy]

It's like, it's okay. I would rather be alone than be around a bunch of fitnesses.

[Amanda]

Coyle's whole mission was to get everyone in the group to turn against me to somehow make herself feel better. Well, you got your wish. I hope you sleep good tonight. And yes, I am comfortable with using bad grammar.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So then she got walks off.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

She gives like a slow clap.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Oh, I thought that was the play the soft pk. Happy birthday lad. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

[Dorit]

Happy birthday to you.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

That soft clap at the end.

[Jennifer]

Our group came to Italy with some minor cracks, but now we have big fractures and some broken friendships. I don't even know how we return to Beverly Hills like this. What will they do at the international check in? Will they even let us back? Time will tell. Time will tell.

[Rachel]

This is an update.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I figured out how we do go

[Rachel]

back to Beverly Hills by airplane.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So Rachel's like, I've learned that you never know what what to expect from this group. And like, I've never expected that we'd become to this beautiful, magical place that I want to live in every summer instead of being with these women and end up in absolute tears. Hot Girl Summer's been destroyed. Hot Girl Summer.

[Sutton]

Girl Summer. It's now Dead Girl Summer because I'm dead. So now we go back to Beverly Hills and Jennifer.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Or no, every. I guess everybody's packing and stuff to go back. And Sutton is squeezing into the glass

[Sutton]

elevator, rolling her suitcase onto the car, calling the Polar Bear Ari and then slap it in the face. Tell us to watch his goddamn mouth when it's out in public.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

And Sutton's like, well, I thought this

[Sutton]

trip would be healing, bring us closer together. And it has done the exact opplicate applicant Opposite.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Opposite is what I meant.

[Sutton]

It's a splinter. I don't know if it can be recovered. So now I love every.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

By the way, I love every Real Housewife or everyone on Bravo who always says this at the end of a tumultuous group trip. Like, I. I thought we were going to be healed by this trip and come together.

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[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

reality TV has a group trip ever healed anything? It is specifically designed for you all to be at each other's necks by the end of it every single time. And then they're like, oh, I thought we'd be healed and come closer to a group as a group. It's like, it. That literally has never, ever happened.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Yeah. Well, let's see how Dorit's book is coming. And by that, I mean the COVID So she's doing the photo shoot, and she's wearing crazy clothes. I don't know, shoulder pads. They're really in right now. I would suggest not going with something so trendy as a book cover. I mean, not that you would expect this to last longer than two weeks anyway on any kind of book stand,

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

but, jeez, she's, like, sitting there, like, sort of, like, squatted down and, like, looking like. Like, I mean, business. It sort of looks like she's posing for, like, a learning annex, you know, headshot.

[Kathy]

And so, like, I need a facelift. If this book doesn't represent. If this cover doesn't represent the book,

[Jennifer]

I'm gonna lose my mind.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

It does represent the book. It's a complete mess. That makes no sense.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I like, she. She does give us a peek into the process.

[Amanda]

She goes, I've learned that a lot of people release the COVID of their book before the book is even finished just to increase the excitement around the book.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

You mean marketing materials? I never even knew those things existed.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Isn't that interesting? It's the same thing that your friend Amanda does.

[Sutton]

Wonder where you got that idea.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Wow.

[Kathy]

She got that from me.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

All this time, when a book is coming out, I always just assumed there was a big question mark on Amazon until it suddenly hits the shelves.

[Rachel]

They released the COVID early.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Book covers are a big thing in the Bravo world right now because Heather Gay was called for stealing her book cover for her newest book. She wrote a fiction book, and it sounds like it's already. It sounds kind of like it's going to be a ripoff of that Demi Moore movie substance, the substance, which then became the. A ripoff that Ryan Murphy show called the beauty or whatever that was. So anyway, she stole a book cover. There was, like, a. Another book, and the author came out.

[Kathy]

She's like, oh, yeah, so much for

[Kyle]

girl power stealing my book cover.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

And then everyone online's like, that's not stolen.

[Sutton]

That's just a stock image. She's allowed to. I stand with Heather Gay.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I am. I. I just did a search, and I see it is very, very similar. But, yeah, if it is a stock image, that's hilarious. Yeah.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

It's very big book covers the new storyline. Unreal. Housewives of Beverly Hills.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

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[Kathy]

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[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So now we go to Boses, and she's talking to Rachel, and they're talking

[Sutton]

about how, God, Italy was supposed to be great, but then it wasn't great.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

And Dorit is there. It's like.

[Kathy]

Well, when you get a whole group of people, it's talking behind your back.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Oh, no, this is at the book party. I'm sorry, the book. The book thing. We're still in the same scene. So the girls come over, they're like,

[Jennifer]

oh, my God, this is amazing. What is this for a book that people read? Are you. Did you learn how to spell things? How is this happening?

[Dorit]

What's.

[Jennifer]

What's going on here?

[Amanda]

We are going to release a thing called a photo that you release ahead of time so people know that there is something called a book that is following. I'm very excited for the process.

[Kathy]

Books get cooled, so they come with covers, and this one will have my face on it. What do you think of that? Revolutionary.

[Jennifer]

You know, there's not a lot of.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Oh, sorry.

[Jennifer]

Go ahead, Ben. Go ahead.

[Rachel]

No, no, please. I. I think that you should express

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

how I'm feeling in this moment.

[Jennifer]

I'm extremely bored. And if there's not safety and protection within a expressed concern, then it feels like an accusation, and I think that that's why you feel upset.

[Kathy]

Yes. It's goosip. It's gossip.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So Bose tells us that the difference between what she does and what Kyle does with Dorit is that she offers feedback without judgment.

[Jennifer]

But Kyle offers feedback and a Lot of judgment. And then we throw in your trigger words, like, erratic and manic, and it makes the person less receptive.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Yeah. Where I struggle with, like, the whole situation is that, like, I don't want to be grouped into, like, the all. Like, the we all, because, like, I'm an actual celebrity and you guys are like, like, not so. Like, I can't really be in the same all a L L, if you know what I'm saying. I'm just, like, visiting here.

[Dorit]

Okay.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Like, I live in the Hamptons with Xander, basically.

[Sutton]

Yeah. You know where I'm struggling with this is, like, I'm trying to listen to them, but then I just keep seeing this white light, and people are like, come towards the light. Come towards the light. And I'm like, no, I don't want to. I'm dead.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

And then I realized I was the light all along. So.

[Amanda]

So Ds, like, but you're also not going around everyone else, the group, saying how frustrated you are with me because I'm late all the time. It's different because Kyle was bringing those accusations to other people and those discussions and even putting it in people's heads.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

And she basically, like, yeah, like, you know, she. You know, like, I3 says, like, I've had no issues with Erica except for the very first year and never had an issue until this year. And basically saying it was Kyle who has poisoned Erica. Yeah.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

And she says that Erica's been riding the fence between her and Kyle since last year. Like, she would. She would tell me that Kyle texting PK was wrong, but she wouldn't say

[Sutton]

it to Kyle's face.

[Kathy]

And so Italy showed me where Erica's loyalty is with Coil.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So she's like, you know, I just

[Sutton]

want you guys because you're my friends and you're richer. And Rachel's like, yeah, but on a light note, you guys, I'm not walking towards it. And here's the thing. Like, I hate my birthday.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

You know what?

[Sutton]

I like my death day, which is every day. And you know what? Like, my birthday is, like, the end of summer and the beginning of the new year. So I'm to have a party celebrating that. Okay, let's just do that. Let's just do that. Let's not even say it's my birthday, even though it's my birthday. Like, I don't want it to be like, my birthday. Okay? So don't sing happy Birthday. Don't bring me birthday presents. Birthday, birthday, birthday. Okay, it's my birthday. I'll see you on my Birthday.

[Rachel]

I'm gonna make a shirt that has your face on it and says, I'm here for Rachel.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

It's like, oh, my God. Like, literally dead. I will not like. But that's actually kind of a genius. You could be, like, the CMO of, like, Ritual Zone.

[Rachel]

Exactly.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Cm. Oh, but I can't afford this, though. Oh, my God. Hilarious. So now we go to. By the way, I think at one point the producer said, like, how old are you turning? And she was like, or maybe that was a little bit later. And she's like, what are we doing? Like, no, like, what, like, what are we doing? So we go to a place called Magoo's, and it's. It's this, like. Like, cool, like, spots with, like, shoes and stuff that, like, the kids love shop. Yeah. But everything probably costs, like, $5,000.

[Sutton]

But it's, like, so. Yeah, communication with my kids is everything. And especially with Sky. Sky, since he, you know, like, like, I, I. It's hard to, like, pull things out of him, you know, like, so I have to check on him. So, like, how are things with that? He's, like, not good. Not bad. Just fine. Okay. You forgot to tell me not to go crazy. No drinking ever. No drugs. No vaping ever. No vaping. Okay. Do you still like your dad? Yeah. Are you sure?

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Yeah. Isn't he an? Well, don't say that.

[Jennifer]

Don't.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

You shouldn't say.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

It's nasty.

[Sutton]

He's an, right? Was she there? What's she like? She an. Okay. Glad we had this talk. No E bikes.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

By the way, enjoy your internship here. We're tip nine west at the Short Hills Mall.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Yeah, they got. They got an internship for her. My mom just got my niece an internship at. As a barista. Well, it's not really an internship. It's a job. But it's funny because it's, like, this place that my mom goes to all the time, and I just think it's funny that my niece is like, oh, my God, this is so cool. Now I have a job as a barista. I'm, like, making things for your grandmother.

[Sutton]

Good luck with that.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

It's gonna be like, this is wrong. Do it again. She's gonna be. She's gonna be your worst, like, army.

[Jennifer]

She's gonna be a good drop and give me 20.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Do it again. Yeah, Sky's gonna be a barista intern. He's gonna, like, hold the swim low. So now we go over to Mountain Olympus House. And this is. We're looking, looking at. We're looking at Houses for Bose and Keely and Lail. So they look at this house. It's really nice because they're gonna start a new family together. And. And Bose is like the first time

[Rachel]

Keely left me alone in his house. Troy's trying to establish trust me. And I took that to another level because I went through every single thing. I went through every single medicine cabinet, every single hair plug, and I found nothing. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know that I did that. But, you know, Keely has reassured me that regardless of baby or not, he wants us to live together. And I want our lives to come together. So here we are looking at a house with Lael.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

This house is ugly. Eh? What do you think?

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

It was fine. It's like, it's a generic house in the hills, you know, it was fine. Didn't really.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

I thought it was.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Stay with my cute.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

I hope she doesn't get it.

[Sutton]

So they look at the house.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

It's really exciting. And then we go to Rachel.

[Sutton]

She's getting her house decorated for the Rachel.

[Kyle]

Studio 54 birthday bass.

[Sutton]

I'm like, oh, my gosh, God. In my mind, I live at Studio 54. It's like where I was born, where I'll die. It's like where I'll stay. It's like purgatory. 54. I'm staying here forever. I love it. Everybody here is dead. It's the only place I can party

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

where everybody else is dead too.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

For someone who proclaims that she's dead all the time, she also quite often says that she's living somewhere. She's like, oh, my God. Student 54 I live here now. Europe. I just. I live here. I live here. Hamptons. I live here. Like, every place is like, I live here now is where I want to live. I live here now.

[Sutton]

I live here. I die here. Like, everyone here at Studio 54 is dead. And Liza Minnelli keeps pounding on the doors and we're like, it's not your time, Liza. It's not your time.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So Caius is cute. He has like a little, little iPad and he is basically running the gun.

[Amanda]

Guest.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

The guest list. And what I like is that people in LA are so used to upand cominging young stars and starlets working at. In the service industry that no one seems to have a moment like, oh, hi. No one gets like, this is so cute.

[Rachel]

Your. Your kid is running the door.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

They just assume like, this is a real hired person. Demand security.

[Sutton]

That guy sla Child labor.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

That's how we Roll.

[Sutton]

Okay.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

It's Nepo.

[Sutton]

Child labor.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

It works. So the. The producer's like, so, Rachel, how old are you turning? It's like, oh, my God.

[Sutton]

Are you okay?

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Like, I'm 37.

[Sutton]

Okay. Forever. Like, I don't believe in age. Age is like just a number. It's just like a number.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Are you okay? Are you okay?

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

That's how we know. That's how we know how long to wait for milk to turn into cheese, for example, you know?

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Yeah. So we go over to Erica's house, and she is seated for glam, and she's getting into her studio 54.

[Dorit]

I'm like, sex, sex, drugs, cocaine.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

And then Bose is getting. Everyone's getting ready. Everyone's doing their glam, and people start arriving, and Amanda is like, hi, my name's Amanda Francis.

[Amanda]

Party of one, please.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

This is like, you know I'm a kid, right? You're supposed to do the whole like,

[Amanda]

oh, you're so cute.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I'm not sure if I follow.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So everybody comes in.

[Kyle]

They're like, erica Danes, see me or not see me right now, you dumb little. I'll get you fired.

[Kathy]

He's like, I'm just a little boy.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So Kyle comes and she's like, I'm

[Sutton]

not entering this party thinking, like, oh, this would be a wonderful opportunity to, like, try and fix things with Dorit. Like, no, I'm here for Rachel.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

And Bose is like, well, well, Dorito.

[Rachel]

How are you feeling about tonight?

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

It's like, well, I.

[Amanda]

The first day of school, they called me and said Phoenix was having anxiety. It's a big transition.

[Rachel]

Well, it's a big deal. They've been homeschooled for five years.

[Dorit]

Five years.

[Amanda]

So she was crying when I picked her up, saying she doesn't fit in and maybe she's not ready.

[Kyle]

And they.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

That took it out of me.

[Amanda]

So tonight is the proverbial cherry on the sundae.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

You mean getting to go to a

[Rachel]

really cool party at a celebrity's house is hard for you right now?

[Kathy]

Getting pitch that by Quill. I might as well go to Jigger and that little girl who won't stop calling me.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So Rachel and chat. Rachel and chat. Rachel and Eric are chatting near Kais, and Rachel's telling him, kai.

[Sutton]

Kai. Oh, my God, doesn't she look so gorgeous? Kai. Kai. Erica. He's like, yeah, I really like your hair. It reminds me of, like, Dolly Parton.

[Kyle]

She's like, oh, thank you, babe.

[Dorit]

I love her.

[Kyle]

You know, we're both singers.

[Dorit]

That's. That's great. I was going for Studio 54, but I guess I hit Randall Opry.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So.

[Dorit]

Okay, someone's getting fired tonight.

[Sutton]

So Erica's like, what is that, Manchego? And Rachel goes, yeah, Manchego's a vibe.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

And it's a vibe like, I'm dead, Manchego. I'm like, dead. Like, give me some tapa. And I'm dead.

[Sutton]

She is dead, Chego.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

So Dorit and Bose arrive, and Kyle's like, awkward. I'm like, there's nothing awkward. They just walked in the room. Like, literally nothing awkward has happened.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Nothing's happening to Kyle. But she's like, I'm being attacked.

[Sutton]

I'm being attacked.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Awkward. You're the one being awkward. And she goes, oh, and look, it's

[Sutton]

her infamous Kelly bag.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

It's only infamous to you. No one cares about the Kelly bag because everyone has these bags.

[Amanda]

Well, Italy was intense, and I've had a difficult last few days, and the last thing I need right now. Now it's a deal with Kyle and her gang of minions. First it was Amanda, then Sutton, and now even Erica is falling in line, and what an absolute disappointment.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Like, yeah, but, you know, you were part of that for, like, seven years. Just so you know, be careful of

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

the monster you create, because it can

[Sutton]

turn around, smack you.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

That's right.

[Sutton]

So Rachel's like, oh, my God, I'm so happy my girls are here. What could be bad? What could be bad? What could be.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

Oh, it's not the season finale, guys. We're gonna have to wait.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

You know what? I don't even know what could happen tonight. Like, it could be, like, a big love fest or like, a fight in Vegas, but instead of a boxing ring, it's a dance floor with a disco ball. Like, I'm dead. Are you guys. Are you okay?

[Amanda]

Like, this is insane right now.

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

I live here now I live in a disco ball.

[Podcast Co-Host or Commentator]

So guess what? Next week is not even the finale. It's the penultimate episode. So it's two more episodes. Wow.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, but like everybody's saying.

[Sutton]

Everybody's saying,

[Podcast Host or Main Commentator]

Well, I guess we'll see what happens. Thanks, everyone, for being here, and we'll catch you on the next episode. Bye.

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