#3297 Ladies of London S4E06- My Feral Lady

Summary

Watch What Crappens #3297

Ladies of London S4E06: “My Feral Lady”

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: April 3, 2026

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Episode Overview

Ben and Ronnie deliver their signature comedic yet incisive take on Ladies of London Season 4, Episode 6 (“My Feral Lady”). The recap celebrates and skewers iconic Bravo personalities navigating British versus American etiquette, madcap parties, outlandish drama, and ongoing squabbles amongst the posh and petty. Expect deep dives into LA-London shade, the perils of pet psychics, and a park picnic that devolves into social warfare.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. The “Mini Manners” Debacle & Social Satire

(03:34 – 06:41)

• Mini Manners Launch: The episode kicks off at Micah’s office where she launches “Mini Manners,” a YouTube puppet show to teach kids etiquette. Ben and Ronnie riff on the irony of YouTube as a “polite place.”
  • Ben: “Your kids could be watching Manners or How to Murder a Puppy. You just never know.” (04:04)
  • Ronnie investigates the channel live, amazed: “207,000 views. Jeez, those are doing good times.” (05:23)
• Satirizing Etiquette: The hosts roast the pretentiousness around manners, with Ben proposing “Start with a wooden spoon. When they misbehave, whack them… if that seems too much like child abuse, use a fly swatter.” (05:34)
• YouTube Contrast: Ronnie jokes about their own channel, pitching it as “The opposite of Mini Manners… oversized rudeness.” (05:48)

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2. LA vs. London: Identity, Insults, & Comedy

(06:47 – 08:57)

• Kimmy’s LA Shade: The episode’s recurring “LA is a fake city” slams become a meme, with Kimmy weaponizing coastal rivalry.
  • Ronnie: “Normally I get offended… but when [Kimmy] does it, I’m like, totally fair.” (07:13)
  • Ben: “Part of being an LA person is just being like, yeah, but there’s good parts… You’re not wrong, but there are other parts, too.” (07:42)
• New York vs. LA: Ronnie refuses to hear it from “anyone living in New York City… who has to constantly step over rats and humanity.” (08:10)

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3. Animal Antics: Magpies, Dogs & Pet Psychology

(09:10 – 13:04 & 39:03 – 44:44)

• Hecate the Magpie: Martha’s magpie steals the show; Ben and Ronnie debate the dangers of magpie ownership and joke about magpies attacking bikers (and the “ice cream bucket” headgear parents supposedly make).
  • Ben: “I read an article about magpies… apparently they advise children to wear ice cream buckets on their heads.” (09:48)
• Pet Psychic Segment: Later, a pet psychic attempts to read Hecate’s mind—producing comic gold.
  • Ben: “Guys. Another pet psychic. Will this one redeem pet psychics for this show? Because pet psychics suck.” (38:20)
  • Ronnie (as the psychic): “I’m seeing an eyeball, and I’m not seeing an eyeball… Just blood. Wow.” (41:09)
• Martha’s Bird Mom Theory: Martha compares her magpie to her own mother, both “massive drama queens” known for “poking out a few eyeballs.” (43:35)

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4. Party Prep & LA-London Social Engineering

(13:04 – 45:30)

• My Fair Lady Picnic: Martha plans a themed park picnic, hoping pageantry will force civility among the group.
  • Lottie: “Shall we make a little baby suit for someone?” Martha: “It’s gonna be My Fair Lady.” (13:29)
• Invites and Warnings: Martha warns Kimmy to “behave” around Margot, threatening “if you poke her eye out… I won’t speak to you for at least a month, you psychotic cow!” (14:26)

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5. Family, Parenting, and British Noblesse

(17:13 – 24:34)

• Margot & Stepkids: Ben and Ronnie riff on Margot’s oddball facts about “male and female trees," which surprisingly turns out to be real (“botanical sexism”).
  • Ben: “I googled, ‘Are there only male trees in a public park in London?’” (18:17)
• Social Climbing and Gossip: Margot discovers Mark is spreading gossip about her newly “actressy/diva” persona and retaliates with his own “bag holder” reputation—a ritual exchange of tepid tea.
  • Ronnie: “Being disowned by your family in Britain just adds more, like, allure to you.” (23:35)

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6. The Gift Dilemma & Social Pressure

(25:15 – 28:56)

• Etiquette Overload: Micah gives incessant hostess gifts; Ben laments having to store unwanted cups/candles just to appease visitors.
  • Ben: “I have a little closet where I keep things that I have, and this is true… I put them out when people come over.” (27:29)
  • Ronnie: “It's almost like you're a community theater… Here is our set for Anything Goes.” (27:32)

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7. Medical False Alarms & Meaningless Montages

(28:25 – 34:45)

• Emma’s MRI: Emma shares her health scare was a false alarm.
  • Ronnie: “Turns out it was wrong… it was a false alarm, thank God.” (29:52)
  • Ben: “Don’t trust doctors. Who does that?” (29:52)
• Good Luck Video Montage: Micah organizes a “good luck” video for Emma’s 10k, to the group’s feigned enthusiasm and behind-the-scenes groans.
  • Ronnie: “Everyone was roped into it… She’s an adult, she’s choosing to do this. She’ll be fine.” (32:07)
  • Ben: “Then you have to keep reading notifications… ‘13 hours till deadline!’” (33:03)

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8. The “My Fair Lady” Picnic—Mad Hats, Showdowns, and Shade

(51:54 – 80:44)

• Iconic Looks: Martha wears “a hat that looks like a Ferris wheel fell over on her head,” which triggers banter about British eccentricity and Hecate’s possible contribution of feathers. (54:22)
• Mark’s Curious George Jacket: Arriving in a vivid yellow safari jacket, Mark is instantly dubbed “the Curious Monkey.” (60:04)
• Social Warfare:
  • Margot Avoids Kimmy: Margot refuses to greet Kimmy, turning politeness into pageantry. (58:18)
  • British Shade: Mark and Kimmy deliver cutting, posh put-downs; Margot calls them “clowns.” (61:29)
  • Dueling Accusations: Margot confronts Mark about gossip. Mark is evasive about calling her “actressy”; Kimmy relishes the showdown.
    • Mark: “I thought actually it was quite complimentary.” (67:12)
    • Margot: “Don’t come over and give me a compliment when I know you’re not complimenting me behind my back.” (67:27)
  • Kimmy’s Meltdown: Eventually, heated confrontations elicit actual tears from Kimmy—a first on the show.
    • Missy: “Oh my God, she’s crying! There are tears. Kimmy is having tears, everybody.” (79:13)
• LA-London Themes: The LA shade persists to the end.
  • Kimmy: “No wonder you live in LA, because it’s a fake city, just like you, you fake city.” (74:22)
  • Margot: “What is with Kimmy’s accent? She talks like the guy from the Monopoly board.” (74:42)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On LA Bashing:

  • Ronnie: “I think Kimmy does a great job weaponizing, you know, LA hatred.” (08:10)

• Pet Psychic Nonsense:

  • Ronnie (psychic voice): “I’m seeing an eyeball, and I’m not seeing an eyeball. Just blood. Wow.” (41:09)

• Hat Craziness:

  • Ben: “Martha is wearing a hat that looks like a Ferris wheel fell over on her head… full of feathers, enormous and amazing.” (54:22)

• Park Showdown:

  • Margot (on Mark): “He does look like he has a curious monkey… You can’t unsee it now.” (60:14)

• On British Society:

  • Ronnie: “British society isn’t really where people go to be held accountable.” (67:27)

• On Attention Seeking:

  • Mark: “It’s just manners. I’m not lying. That’s what we do.” (66:07)

• Final Emotional Beat:

  • Missy: “There are tears. Kimmy is having tears, everybody.” (79:13)

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Timelines for Key Segments

• 03:34 - Mini Manners puppet show launch, social media riffing
• 06:47 - LA vs. London joke ramp-up, recurring “fake city” archetype
• 09:10 - Hecate the magpie, bird danger and British eccentricity
• 13:04 - My Fair Lady picnic planning & warnings
• 18:17 - “Botanical sexism” and male/female trees, British facts
• 25:15 - Gift-giving and social obligations satire
• 28:25 - Emma’s health scare and the group video drama
• 39:03 - Pet psychic reading Hecate, psychic humor
• 51:54–80:44 - The entire “My Fair Lady” park picnic: fashion, fights, fake friends, and dramatic tears

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Tone & Style Notes

• Language/Tone: Sarcastic, quick-witted, openly mocking and affectionate—biting Bravo insider humor with plenty of asides and running gags.
• Structure: Loosely chronological but jumps topically, emphasizing social absurdity and character-driven feuds.

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Summary Takeaways

In classic Watch What Crappens fashion, Ben and Ronnie dissect Ladies of London’s mélange of posh pretensions, social satire, and emotional theatrics. They spotlight how the show (and its cast) navigates etiquette, friendship, and rivalry—whether it’s through puppet shows or park picnics. LA versus London tensions, gift-giving pressure, and gossipy sparring merge at the “My Fair Lady” party, culminating in tears, shade, and that uniquely Bravo blend of pathos and farce.

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For Next Week:
Will the group recover from the park party blowout? Can LA and London ever make peace? Stay tuned for more recaps—and more social carnage.

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Transcript

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[Ronnie Chieng]

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[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, hello. How are you?

[Ronnie Chieng]

Are you excited to finish out our week with the best show on Bravo right now?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, lots of luns. But this is my fe.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Is that the same song from the original? It Is that the same theme song?

[Ben Mandelker]

It is such. It is. And it's such an odd theme song to keep.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah, they should have f. They should have changed it up I think.

[Ben Mandelker]

But I like it stuck in my head now. You never be me.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Well, we have a fabulous episode to recap coming up. Before we do that, please join us on Monday night for for Crappy Hour where we are going to be talking about Wes and Amanda. Of course it's the first crappy hour since it became scandal official. So that's going to be 5:30 on the Pacific on the Pacific coasts. It's going to be 8:30 on the east coast. And also we have Amazon live in the afternoon. That's at 1:30 West coast time. And we'll I'm sure be talking about what we're. What we're enjoying purchasing lately. But also I'm sure there'll be Some gossip that sneaks in there. Also, join us on Patreon. Patreon. Watch. Watch Croppins for your weekly bonus episodes. Your ad, free listening, your newsletter. There'll be another newsletter this weekend, so get. Make sure you get it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Crap.

[Ronnie Chieng]

It's on demand. All that great stuff. So with that being said, let us dive into the glory and the beauty of Ladies of London, episode six, not so Fair Ladies, which begins in Micah's office for Many Manners launch day. Mini Manners is Micah's puppet tree puppet show, wherein she's going to teach children manners on YouTube, which is, as we all know, YouTube is the most polite place on earth.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. Truly, your kids could be watching Manners or How to Murder a Puppy. You just never know what. What they're going to get on there once, I'll tell you that. So she goes into the office like, oh, my God, Micah, we have it. We have it. It's on the Internet. Are we gonna watch it together? It's like, oh, my God, I can't wait to watch. So they all gather around and they press play, and God bless it. Who's watching this shit? Who's watching this?

[Ronnie Chieng]

I know. Like, wow.

[Ben Mandelker]

I wish I had manners. Water Manners. And.

[Ronnie Chieng]

And then it's. And then we see something that's.

[Ben Mandelker]

My friends could use some of these lessons because none of my friends have matters. Blah, blah, blah.

[Ronnie Chieng]

One week from now, and we see. One week from now, and we see Margo going, I don't like you sometimes. Well, I don't like you either. You're like a bottle of Blanc. Blanc that went bad. Disgusting.

[Ben Mandelker]

I'm looking up Mini Manners. I have to see what Mini Manners is. Let's see how it is. Okay. Instagram Mini manners. They have 5,000 followers. That's pretty good. I don't see a lot of puppets. I see this is. I just see this as her teaching thing. I know. I want to see the show Link Tree. Mini Manners. Take me to YouTube. I need to see the YouTube mini banners on YouTube. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Mini Manners.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Mini Manners.

[Ben Mandelker]

Educational videos for kids. Yeah, they do pretty well. One of them has 207,000 views. Jeez, those are doing good times. How do I achieve my kid manners? Start here. Okay. It starts with a wooden spoon. When they misbehave, you whack them on their little butt with it. Okay. And if a wooden spoon seems too much like child abuse, you use a fly swatter. Okay.

[Ronnie Chieng]

If you want to see the opposite of Many Manners, which is oversized rudeness, come join our YouTube channel. Come subscribe, because we're trying to build it out. Watch a crappy on YouTube, everyone.

[Ben Mandelker]

And we see clips of them fighting in a park. And of course it's in a park. So I was like, must be a Martha party, because growing up, when we didn't have a lot of money, our parties were in the park too. And I was like, why are we in the park? It's hot. I hate being outside. Shut up. You're going to enjoy that. Your birthday cake is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[Ronnie Chieng]

To be fair, she may be trying to recruit a new pet or a new painter. Well, like I saw, there's a. There's a lovely man sleeping on a bench over there who says he can fix doorknobs. So I gave him all the keys to my house, and he said he needed my banking information, so I gave him that account. What can I do?

[Ben Mandelker]

I'm sorry that man flashed his winky at you. But he does have my house key, so he's totally trustworthy.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I said, you're a psychotic cow. And then, of course, I gave him the keys to my house.

[Ben Mandelker]

And then the fighting ends with Kimmy being like, no wonder you live in la. Cause you're a fucking fake city. Just like you. LA is just a fake city. And then leaves. And then we see Micah, her eyes are bulging out of her head. And then it cuts to Kimmy, Martha and Mark fighting. And Kimmy's like, why are you always defending her? Why don't you fucking defend me for once? She's like, oh, because you're a psychotic bitch.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I love that. Like, part of Kimmy's personality we're discovering is her on Los Angeles. This is now the second episode in a row where she's like, I mean, I wonder why she's. She lives in Los Angeles. That's what all the people there were Lululemon and, you know, put their vaginas only fans, you know, Ridiculous. What a city full of fake, depraved people. Am I right? Like, normally I get offended. Like, hey, LA is a world city. It's a great city. And we're going through a recession right now for a great city. But when she does it, I'm like, totally fair. Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

No, you know, LA is one of those places that I think when you live in la, you're. It's not like living any other city, because anywhere else, like, even when we make comments about a city or something and we're like, oh, that city sucks. People like, how dare you? My city is amazing. But, you know, we live in la, and when people say LA sucks, I mean, part of being an LA person is just being like, yeah, but there's good parts. You know, you're not wrong. But there are other parts too.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I don't mind when people punch down on LA if they're going to be funny about it and use it, if they weaponize it properly. And I think Kimmy does a great job weaponizing, you know, LA hatred. But if you're just doing it because you're just too lazy, you're like, sucks. Like, if you're from New York, you're from New York City, and you're like, ugh, who wants to live in la? I'm like, I don't want to hear it from anyone living from New York City. And I say this as a New Yorker. I don't want to hear from anyone who, like, who has to, like, be constantly stepping over rats and humanity. You know, like, there's so many people all around and it's like, like, don't. Don't come for.

[Ben Mandelker]

We do that. You know, it's just sunnier.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah, don't come for our temperature. Okay, but like, if it's Kimmy being like, well, I live in London, so I have a right to say. I'm like, okay, yes, you do. You do. You. You earned it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Rewind, rewind, rewind, rewind. Five days earlier we start at Martha's house and we see Hecate and her dog, Ernie. Is Ernie just the laziest dog in the world? How has Ernie not eaten Hecate? How do you train a dog not

[Ronnie Chieng]

to eat a bird?

[Ben Mandelker]

I know that you can train dogs to, like, be nice with cats and stuff, but I don't. I think only on the Dodo website do I ever see, like, dogs and birds getting along. And I think those are AI. I still don't believe those.

[Ronnie Chieng]

It's because Hecate is probably pecked at Ernie so many times that. That Ernie is like, okay, I'm not with this bird anymore. Okay? I almost lost my eyes.

[Ben Mandelker]

Someone sent me a TikTok video of a lady with a magpie as a pet, and it was trying to poke out her eye. It was like, came in. It was like, like came in right for her eye and she happened to close her eye on time. It was like, oh, that's just my. That's just my bird. No, they really do try and take your eyes out. What are we doing?

[Ronnie Chieng]

They do. Yeah. No, I read an article about magpies because, you know, magpies are, like, famously souped down at like, at bicyclists in Australia, during times of the year, I guess, like mating times, it's like a real issue. And, like, you have to be careful. And apparently they advise children to wear ice cream buckets on their head that have, like, crude drawings of faces. That way the birds attack the bucket and not their actual heads. And, you know, eye attacks are a thing that happen. And.

[Ben Mandelker]

Wow.

[Ronnie Chieng]

That's why I will never own a magpie as a pet. But you know what? God bless Martha because she's decided to have this vicious, dangerous bird.

[Ben Mandelker]

They do that to bicyclists in Australia because here in Austin, just big trucks swoop in and try and knock bicyclists off the road. So it's interesting. There they have magpies, here we have pickup trucks. Well, one will poke your eye out. Okay?

[Ronnie Chieng]

It's a shame because bicyclists never do anything wrong on the road, apparently, according to them.

[Ben Mandelker]

No, if they did, they wouldn't have Cream of Wheat sponsorships while they're just riding down the street to the 7:11 to get God knows.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Who cares about stop signs? Who cares about traffic lights? Let that biker go. Hey, you know what? The speed limit here is 55. But you know what? By all means, please bike in the middle of that lane. We all don't mind going 20 miles per hour.

[Ben Mandelker]

Every lane is a bike lane. Those used to be billboards in la. Every line is a bike lane. And then the bikes were literally just in every lane. It's like, get the fuck out of the road. I remember you don't want people complaining about la, but they put up billboards like that.

[Ronnie Chieng]

You know, I remember one time a girl wrote this, like, op ed that was like, I am not going to wear my bike helmet because why should I have to be bullied into wearing a bike helmet when you could be driving better? And I'm like, that's fair. People should drive better. I mean, there's still humans that are on these bikes. You shouldn't crash into them. But also, bitch, wear a helmet, please.

[Ben Mandelker]

But you know what? In her defense, she had a really humorous obituary, so that made up for it.

[Ronnie Chieng]

And her hair looked great. She's like, not a dent in it.

[Ben Mandelker]

So. Five days earlier okay, yeah, Hekate's flying around her Hecate. And Martha has big glasses on and stuff. And she's like, darling, do you want to help me unpack boxes? Come on, help mommy unpack boxes. There are only three more hats of these that she can't make anymore because she's dead. What Was that lady's name who made all the hats and then died? Patricia or something like, well, I can't get any more patty hats.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Wait, what?

[Ben Mandelker]

Remember when she went to, like, her storage unit and she was getting out the hats, and Margot was like, well, I mean, you don't have to keep all the hats. And she's like, oh, there's not going to be any more hats.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Very slowly, I'm managing to turn the garage into a cottage. And there's a lot of stuff to wade through still. But, you know, everyone who climbed Mount Everest started with one step, and then a lot of them died along the way. I'd like to.

[Ben Mandelker]

I was gonna say, didn't a lot of them have to eat each other because they were starving? Don't use Mount Everest.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Well, the good news is that I'll just start cleaning up my living room, and at some point, hopefully, I'll find an oxygen can. Otherwise, I'll perish here on the area rug.

[Ben Mandelker]

So she FaceTimes Lottie, and she's. It's that. It's the invite people. So let's FaceTime everybody. So she's like, dar, please come to my party. It's going to be in a park. Please bring something to eat. Because otherwise I. Basically, my bartender is a man with some sort of a bottle in a paper bag. I'm just praying that whatever he brings is going to be delicious.

[Ronnie Chieng]

He said he needed mixers, and I said, well, I've got some mixes. He said, well, can I have access to them? So I give him the keys to my house, and I don't know where he went, but I. I do fear that someday in the middle of the night, he'll walk in and grab my Bloody Mary mix. Anywho, please come. And Lottie's like, what kind of party is it? What. What are you thinking of doing? Shall we make a little baby suit for someone? It's like, it's gonna be My Fair Lady. It's like, oh, we love My Fair Lady. We'll cut to Kimmy. Be like, oh, fantastic. I love to come. I love My Fair Lady. My Fair Blanc to blanc is more like it, right?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes. Maybe getting everyone to dress up and wear a hat will make them all behave a little more. Elegan, you are 50% of the problem here. Kimmy, with Margot, you'll be nice to her, won't you? Say, I know, I know. I'm just a little annoyed with her. Well, she's annoyed with you, too, so you can be annoyed with each other and still make up. Come on Kimmy.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Well, you know I tell her to behave because you know, I just like, you know, he'll take some chopsticks and then poke her eye out and watch out. Well, I will also reiterate that she's got to behave, don't you worry. And if you poke her eye out, I won't see speak to you for at least one month, you psychotic cow. While tell her to wear goggles.

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[Ben Mandelker]

So now we go over to Margot, who's with her stepsons, and they're walking through a park and she's like, guys, look at us in a park. What a family. These are trees. Some of them are males and some of them are females. Now if they. This tree was in a mov. And this tree jerked off over this tree's face. And the movie went to Cannes. It was a big tree movie. Are you getting what I'm saying here?

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah. She says this thing about, like, how there's only male trees in the parks. That way there won't be, like, too much fruit and seeds everywhere. And I, I meant to look that up because part of me felt like, is Marco just talking out of her ass right now? I mean, I know that there's male and female trees, but I was like, is she just saying right now? But then I'm like, I don't want to, like, I don't look like an on this and be like, totally wrong. And she's right. But, like, that's the thing with Margot. I just feel like she sort of sees a tick tock or sees some, like, random meme and then passes it off like facts.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I can tell you this. I googled, are there only male trees in a public park in London? Because how else do you Google it? And it says, no, not all trees in London's public parks are male. While urban planners often select male clones of certain tree species to avoid messy fruit or seed litter. Sounds like what she was saying.

[Ronnie Chieng]

And guess what? This practice is known as Botanical sexism.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes, you guys, I looked it up. Botanical sexism.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Okay, well, you know what? That's a point for Margot. She was reiterating a real thing. And it's also a point for hilarious causes. So. So Margo's telling us all this, and she's like, I literally never been around kids before I met Charlie and Jackson, and I met them when they were 7 and 9. And it was like a big learning curve, you know, because, like, nobody knows how to be a teenager and nobody knows how to be a parent. And, you know, I'm just, like, figuring it all together. I don't know why I'm crying right now. And I feel like the kids probably hate her, so they make a little Picnic. And Missy comes over, and she's wearing this top or her boobs. It's like clavicle and boobs, and it's just like, big. And Marco's step kids are like,

[Ben Mandelker]

oh, my God. They just see boobs coming. And Margo's like, really? You and your boobs show up to meet my teen sons? Well, I mean, you're welcome, boys. So she's like, yeah, the kids. When I met the kids, I'd take them swimming, and they would just stare at my boobs. And so I had to teach them, eyes up here. Okay? You have not bought a movie ticket. Okay. Eyes up here. So, yeah, they've learned. I've drilled them. And so the rest of the scene, Missy's like, oh, my God. Hello, children. They're like, hi, boobs.

[Ronnie Chieng]

This is why we need to have more female trees around. So that way they're used to it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, my God. The boys are growing extra fruit around them. Look at that. It's crazy.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I just watched a documentary called Inside the Man Triosphere. Really eye opening

[Ben Mandelker]

in the. Inside the. Inside the ficosphere. It was really something. Things those trees do. So Margo's like. Margo's telling her that she's going to LA because she has to go get her husband by the wrists and put him in handcuffs to get him to London. Because who else has to go pick up their husband? Like, who has to go on a flight to pick up the husband?

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

And bring it back.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Fetch quest you're doing for your husband. Like, give him the ticket and have them fly out to London. I. I'm telling you, get on the

[Ben Mandelker]

plane or we are done. There will no be no more female trees. There will be no more female trees.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Talk about a nightmare on Elm Street. Blanc to blanc. I feel like these people are spending $60,000 a month on their flat in London, but they have to still. He. Like, he can't fly out by himself to London. Something's going on here with this group. Okay. Something's happening. And the bottom's gonna fall out soon.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. And the bottom is Margot. So Marco's like, well, you know, the whole family's gonna be together. I just can't wait to kidnap Jacques. Do you think that this bag that when I have him tied up, is going to blend in or. It looks great. Oh, actually, I met with Kimmy yesterday. She's like, no way. Yeah. And I wanted to tell you, you know, we went to lunch. I didn't know what to think about it. But actually, you know, I love the bitches purse. So we're friends again. And she said, oh, sorry. And I said, you know what? It's okay. And then a man fell down. And she said, oh, my God, he deserved it. He was a drug addict. And I said, oh, you know, I kind of see her point, but. So we're okay now. But she still hates you, though. She says you're a stupid slut.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Marco's like, what the. She's like, I mean, I expect this from Kimmy, but I absolutely did not expect this from Mark. Because she's like, oh, yeah. Because the other thing is that Mark said that, like, there was someone at a party who said that. Like, you are acting like a diva and you're an actress now. You're very actressy. So she's like, wow. I mean, I did not expect this from Mark. Like, have you met your castmate?

[Ben Mandelker]

How could you not expect this from Mark?

[Ronnie Chieng]

This is. Oh, my gosh, of course he's gonna say something like this.

[Ben Mandelker]

And it's like the most tepid tea as well. You know, it's like, I've heard some tea. Would anybody like me to pour it? All right, gather round. The actress is fake.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I know. Seriously, she's from Los Angeles, right? So Marco's like, well, I've heard things. I've heard that he's basically just a bag holder for Emma and is desperately clutching onto her for social relevance because his family disowned him. And Missy's like, shut the up. Just what I heard.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, Margot, I don't know that this is gonna hit like you think, because, you know, the story is going to be like, I've been disowned because I'm a homosexual. You know, she's gonna look like a stupid bigot. Stop following. Stop falling into it. Although she is kind of returning tepid tea with tepid tea, isn't she? Because that's another like, duh.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I also feel like being disowned by your family in Britain just adds more, like, allure to you. It's like, I feel like half the stories are like, oh, this poor boy, he was disowned. But his family felt like he couldn't come up in the proper stations. They left him at Paddington Station and went on to their country home and he had to make it as a shoe shine or, I don't know, I just feel like an ad. As an American, I was like, five

[Ben Mandelker]

year old boy and use the salad folk to eat my pasta.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I'm like, as an American, I'm like, wow. That just makes him even more British and fabulous. He was disowned. Yeah. Missy's like, don't entertain it. I. You know, don't involve emotionally, because that's where it's gonna get ugly. You know, she's like, I'm just seeing him in a different light, that's all. Like, Marco, you're seeing him in the most obvious light of all, which is that he is. He is a gossipy queen. As you like. What about him says he's not a gossipy queen? He doesn't even want to wear jeans.

[Ben Mandelker]

What are you going to get? A cow? You're going to get mad at a cow for getting milked? It's what we do.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah, just exactly. If you're wearing a little cravat, you better know that that tea is coming out frequently and very tepidly.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. What are you going to get mad at? Mad at a baby for blowing spit bubbles. That's what they do. They're babies. Okay? It's our nature. So we go over to my. To Emma's house, and Micah comes over, and Emma's packing because she's going to go do her 10k trip. I'm running a 10k marathon. So Micah comes, and she's that kind of girl who's just really insecure. So she's going to bring you a gift, but also another gift. And also another gift.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

I got you a gift. I. You're such a good friend of mine. I just wanted to give you a gift. You know, just something to let you know that I'm thinking about you. Look, it's a picture of me under a tree. It's a male tree. I found out. Did you know that there's tree sexism? Yeah. And I'm basically thinking about you. I'm doing this. Sounds cute.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah. I feel like Micah, she says, like, proper etiquette is that you always bring a hostess gift. I get that. Like, she always brings a little gift. But I think I would get annoyed because, first of all, it's. It's something that you then have in your house. Like, at a certain point, like, you're like, what do I do with this? You know, like, maybe flowers are fine because you can have them and then they die and you can throw them out without any gills. But if it's like a chocolate.

[Ben Mandelker]

You're the only person I've ever met that prefers flowers. Everyone else is like, flowers die. Why would you want a flower? You're like, give me flowers. I can throw them away.

[Ronnie Chieng]

No, because I'm running out. I'm running out of space. I've got, like, too many board games. I've got too many board games and too many cookbooks. So I'm like. I'm like, give me something that I can throw out without guilt, because it's like, I've got. I've got too much. You know when people bring wine over and wine is great, but, like, you can only drink so much wine. Or at least I can only drink so much wine, so I've got wine piling up and, like, I don't know, like, then you feel like, oh, God, now I've got to bring something thoughtful every single time I go. And, like, sometimes I just want to go over and I don't want to have to, like, make another stop and be like, go to God. I get the flowers. Even though it's a nice thing to do, I feel like that pressure is, like. It's just too much.

[Ben Mandelker]

I call it Abdul. I am the gift. But, yeah, you're right, because people bring you stuff, and then it's, like, shitty. But you have to keep it because people also are going to come into your house the next time and look around for it. You know, it's like, remember I gave you that spork? That very special spork. Where's that? You're not gonna use that to serve the cheese with. Where's that? Where's that? It's a spork, okay? Micah threw it away. What do you think I did with it? But you have to, like, I have a little closet where I keep things that I have, and this is true, where I keep things when people are coming over. Like, my nieces keep. Well, they don't listen to this, but they keep getting me candles. They went through this candle phase. I don't want a candle, you know? So now I have all these candles. So I put them in a closet, and then somebody gave me, like, a big, huge picture, which is nice, but it's like, too. It doesn't go with my stuff. I don't want to put it up, but I put it in a closet. I bring it out when they come over. I bring out the candles when the nieces come over. I have, like, a whole bunch of that I just bring out when people are there, you know?

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah, that's smart.

[Ben Mandelker]

That's sad.

[Ronnie Chieng]

No, it's not sad. It's. I like it. It's almost like you're a community theater, and it's like, oh, here is our. Except for anything goes.

[Ben Mandelker]

So I literally have a Whole shelf of coffee cups. Because I have a cousin that I love that's like, I don't want to get you the typical thing, so I'm going to get you different kinds of coffee cups, which are so nice, but I have so many. I have, like, 30 coffee cups now, so I have, like, a shelf that I keep them all. And when she comes over, I switch all the coffee cups out to be the ones that she gave me. Me.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah, that's. I, I, I get it. Like, I have a hard time even just with the Christmas cards, because I'm like, it. I'm like, oh, someone put their family on here. I don't want to just throw it out. But I'm now sort of of the mindset of, like, if it's, if there's nothing handwritten on the back, if. Then I will look at it and then throw it out. But if there's something handwritten, then I usually, like, keep it. Some even make it to the fridge, and then ones that don't make it to the fridge, I just have, like, a little box for. But I'm like, I don't know what to do.

[Ben Mandelker]

I do throw away cards. My mom always threw away cards, and so I just learned to do that. And especially family cards. One time I didn't do that was when my sister, because she always would send family cards every single year. Well, you know, 15, 16, 17 years later, I look like a serial killer. Like, you come to my house in la and I would just have, like, all these cards of children, and it. I look crazy, you know, And I would have somebody over, and they're like, why do you have, like, a whole wall of children? I was like, okay, it's time to start throwing these away. You know, digitize them.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah, I think it's. It's stressful. It's just, you know, people put a lot of time and effort and money into making these cards that people receive and then just throw out right away. So, yeah, we're a disease society. Anyway, Emma is talking to Micah because she's going to be doing this, like, 10K thing or whatever, and she's nervous. And Micah's like, but you have every right to be nervous. I would be nervous. Here, I got you a gift for your nervousness. She goes, okay, well, I had a scan, and it's a cyst in my pituitary gland. They saw a jump in growth this year. Micah's like, oh, my God. And if you have an mri, it's a very difficult thing to read. So they read It. And they measured it, and I guess it was wrong. So it turns out that this thing that she was very concerned about, like, an episode or two ago was a false alarm, thank God. And she's. It's just scary. And the takeaway is that life is precious, which it is. And.

[Ben Mandelker]

And also, don't trust doctors. I mean, what the hell? Who does that? What kind of doctor is. Oh, my God, you've got a huge. Never mind, never mind. I'm sorry. I was having an off day. I wear the wrong glasses, so it looked a lot bigger than it was. You're fine. Go home.

[Ronnie Chieng]

To be fair, her doctor was the rhinoceros in. In, like, a doctor's coat. This is the last time I get an MRI on the. On the. On the grounds of this estate.

[Ben Mandelker]

It was an M. Rhinoceros eye. Really thought that through.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So. Michael.

[Ben Mandelker]

So thank God. So she's, you know, she's gonna be okay, but she's still, you know, fragile about it because it's traumatizing. I mean, my God, she's like, I gave away all of the monkeys and the muskrats. You know, half the zoo. Half the zoo.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Micah's like, well, guess what, because you're about to go run a 10k, I have a surprise for you, which I'm going to tell you right now. All the British people and Kimmy on this cast hated doing this. Which is a little montage of like, good luck, Emma. Hope you have a fabulous run down in Kenya, and good luck, and hope you don't die. And, oh, well, have a great time. You're going to be absolutely wonderful. And I can't wait to see how it all turns out. You know, not a woman.

[Ben Mandelker]

A woman who runs. A woman who runs fast. So that'll be fun. Keep running. Keep running, Running woman. Am I done with this? I mean, I'm not getting paid for this. This is a cameo.

[Ronnie Chieng]

As Winston Churchill once said, when you're going through hell, keep going. Or I don't know, something like that. Once. One small 10k for man, one giant, huge race for magpies. Good luck and Godspeed.

[Ben Mandelker]

So, yeah, she's. I don't know how touching that is. You're right. I mean, it is nice. Like friends sending a video. But they're all, like, reality stars, so they probably have cameos. And it's like getting someone to watch what crap is T shirt for Christmas. Or like.

[Ronnie Chieng]

No, no, this is. This is. Which everyone should do, of course, but

[Ben Mandelker]

I mean, from us. You know what? Oh, yeah. Merry Christmas, Mom. Here's a watch. What crap and swimsy.

[Ronnie Chieng]

To me, this is like one. This is just. I don't know. I'm honestly, I'm starting to see a little bit more of Dara's side here because, like, you know that, like, Micah texted everyone said, guys, since emma's doing of 10k, I thought it'd be, like, really sweet and lovely if we all made her a video encouraging her. So that way she could, like, cross that line. And, you know, everyone's like, she's an adult. She can. Like, she's choosing to do this. She'll be fine. She's not going to run the whole thing anyway. She's. This is just something for PR because she's on this organization. Like, we don't have to do this. And, you know, Kimmy was like, well, now I gotta sit and stop. I gotta put makeup. I'll put up on my face full of makeups on. I gotta stop cooking the clams on my stovetop just to make a stupid video to say good luck for a 10k she probably doesn't even care that much about in the first place.

[Ben Mandelker]

And then you have to keep. Then you have to keep reading the notifications that she sends, like, today, guys, just a reminder, it's two days before these are due. Don't want to bother you.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah. You know.

[Ben Mandelker]

Okay, guys, 13 hours. 13 hours until. Hope these videos are coming, guys.

[Ronnie Chieng]

And you're like, I don't. I think this is stupid, but if I don't do it, I'm gonna seem like a dick, but this is so stupid, and I don't want to do this. It's like, you know, because with this, we've all been roped into these things before. Guys, I think it'd be, like, really special if we did, like, a montage, because Janet is going to have her first flat white latte. And I just really want to support her. Like, I don't want to make a video for Janet. And yes, I am talking about Janet from the Valley.

[Ben Mandelker]

My uncle just had his 70th birthday, and his daughter, my cousin Jenna, who I love, did this for him. She got everybody to make videos. And I couldn't go to the party because I was in la, but my dad went and I said, how did the video thing go? How'd mine. Was mine good? You know, of course. I just want to know.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I'm like, did I kill?

[Ben Mandelker]

Did my video kill? He's like, yeah, they were fun. But then your aunt sent one in, and it went for, like, 16 minutes.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah, that's. That's the other thing.

[Ben Mandelker]

There's always one person who does one really long. It's like the party goes like, oh, this is so cute. Like, is this over? What are we watching the super bowl for sake?

[Ronnie Chieng]

That's the other thing with these video montages. I mean, I think it's okay to do it for birthdays, cuz you're. Actually, there's something to celebrate. It's just for something like a 10K. I'm like. But yeah, that's the other thing. When people do these for like weddings or bar mitzvahs or retirements or whatever, the montage, there is always someone who doesn't realize how long two minutes is in a montage. Okay? You got to keep it to like a quick 15 seconds, 30 seconds max, and people don't even realize. I realize I'm sitting here talking now for 45 seconds straight, but I was gonna say let's.

[Ben Mandelker]

Let's talk about this for another three on Watch what cracks partner. We make five. We make five. Five episode recaps of one episode.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I'm just saying in a montage in the middle of a wedding, when you just have that one person's like, the first time I met George, I knew he was the one for you. It was just like, like, so special. And like, oh, God, yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

You need to have like, Simon Cowell sitting in the front row. Like, you're done. Wrap it up.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah. You know, so yeah, Micah is that person.

[Ben Mandelker]

You have no talent. So, yeah, Micah's. Micah's that person. And she's just like, I think a little. She is so sweet though. You know that? She does a lot. Very thoughtful. But it's almost thoughtful to a. A. I don't know. I feel like she's listing this stuff in her head. I don't know. It's too needy. You can't be this needy as a friend. It's like, validate. It's like needy of validation. You know, it's like when someone who's always trying to sing or someone who's always someone who's always trying to force their thing on you, it's just too much. It's like, okay, I get it. You have very good manners. Very good manners. Okay, can we just have a glass of wine now?

[Ronnie Chieng]

She's like the girl in the sorority who's like, today, guys, it's Friday. It's Pink Fridays. Everyone has to wear a pink shirt. You're like, oh, God. And like, I enjoy it. I think, like, it's fun to do Things every now and then like that. But like, you know, it's like constantly with this, this girl and just.

[Ben Mandelker]

And I can see why she was cast in this show too. 100. Because you've got to balance out all of the horrible crazy people in this show. They're like, okay, we've got a psycho, another psycho, a gay psycho. Who else can we get? Get the nicest person in the world. And then let's just break her slowly. Okay. Okay. Got her.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Is there. Is there someone who just lives for making video montages set to Michael Buble? Put her in the show. You know, it's like her most used

[Ben Mandelker]

sound on Tick Tock.

[Ronnie Chieng]

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[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie Chieng]

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[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie Chieng]

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[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie Chieng]

Okay, so now we're at Martha's house and Ernie and Hecate are. Are sleeping still. And Margo shows up and she's like. She's like. Where does Hecate sleep? Oh, you know, on the airplane on the steps. Cuz there's that airplane that hangs in the stairwell which I love. So it's where Patty crashed.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's the remnants of the blade. The Hecate sleeps in. There will be no more hats. So he gets her up at 5am every day. And we cut to Hecate or Hecate with a green pill in her mouth. And now it's a pet psychic scene. Guys. Another pet psychic. Will this pet psychic redeem pet psychics for this show? Because pet psychics suck. Let's be honest. Why would you. And this lady looks crazy. I was like, was this the person that you hired to paint your house and stole your keys? Because I would believe it. She's like, hey, you want. You want pet saga? Yeah. All right. You're bird. Here's what your bird is saying to you right now, darling. All right. I need to take a. And I'm gonna do it wherever the I want to. All right.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Hello, Mom. Your bird's saying, give us a kiss. So this is actually a bird psychic. An animal psychic. I was excited for because do I have to actually kiss you to communicate the kiss? I'm afraid you do, Mom. So I'm excited to hear what. What this magpie is thinking. This crazy bird.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, of course.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So. So Margot's like, Martha. So Margot, Martha. Before I left la, we had to leave Elroy, my standard poodle, behind. And I'm really devastated. So I hired a pet psychic to talk to Elroy and let him know that I will be back and we will be reunited. And his response, apparently, was, I just need to pee. So anyway, I thought maybe we could see if Hecate needs to pee as well.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, he actually told the psychic, this is why I don't trust people without curly hair. And it was pretty devastating, but we've gotten past it, so. All right, so should we do that, then? We'll talk to Hecate. All right. Or Hecate. Why can I not pronounce this?

[Ronnie Chieng]

Because. Because you're from Texas and you're a border state, so you're used to adding, like, a Spanish flair to things. You're like, Hecate. And also there's a beer called Takate, but it's Hecate.

[Ben Mandelker]

I want to drink a tea.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Think of it as, like, you know how, like, Northern Californians are. Like, that's hella cool. Or that's hella. Think of it like. Like, that's like a lot of tea. Like, that's hella T. Except you're being G, but you're being G rated, so it's. That's hecka T. That's hecka T, y'. All. Well, I don't think I could do mini pneumatics. Mnemonics.

[Ben Mandelker]

That's a Hecate. That's a Hecate. So Margo is telling us, I don't believe that Hecate has good intentions with Martha. I still can't learn it. But you know what? I don't think that Hecate has good intentions with Martha because Hecate is running Martha's life, okay? When I ask her to do stuff, she's like, oh, have you gone to Hecate? I'm like, what the is this bird?

[Ronnie Chieng]

I mean, this is what I say about children. But here's the thing. I want Margot to have like a. A Come to Jesus moment with Martha about the bird, like that she did before about the hats. She was like, martha, I cannot be friends with you anymore as long as this bird comes because I don't want to come to your apartment one day and all both of your eyeballs have been picked out. So Jackie, the lady, the pet sidekick, Is there. She's right. Now what we do is we tune into their mind, and because it's vibration, we get, like, pictures that come into their mind. Okay, let me see something. I'm seeing an eyeball, and I'm not seeing an eyeball. I'm seeing another eyeball. And now there's no more eyeball. Just blood. Wow.

[Ben Mandelker]

Wearing a green feathered cap with a bird eating out the inside remnants of the flesh there. Okay, well, anyway, sometimes it's a picture, sometimes it's a video. This one is saying something like, why in the world would you be running a marathon? You. You dumb, stupid. Sit on the couch. I'm sorry. That's a bird named Kimmy. I'm sorry.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Sorry. I. I crossed. Crossed my lines, and I got into Kimmy's brain instead. So Martha's like, hecate, do you want to come down here and listen, or do you. Have you gone shy? Have you gone shy? Hecate's like, I've never been shy. I just hate your ass. Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

Hecate's just kind of watching them and then walks over to the snack bowl and takes a little snack and eats a little snack and then gets itself, like, a little Cheeto or something and then goes and flies on Margo's shoulder. She's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God, am I gonna lose an eye?

[Ronnie Chieng]

Oh, my God, do I have to blow this bird? And then Hecate just, like, leaves a little, like, piece of, like, Bombay mix or whatever, like, on her shoulder. And it is actually the cutest thing that has ever happened on Bravo. Those little birds leaving a little. A noodle. A noodle on Margot's shoulder. I was like, oh, it is so cute.

[Ben Mandelker]

I thought it was cute, too, because I don't know. I didn't know that birds are like that. You know, when they say bird brains. I didn't know birds. I mean, I know that there are birds that recognize people and attack people. You know, like a grackle, you know, But I didn't know that there were, like, cute ones that are like, oh, hi, you cheat.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I know. Well, the. The pet communicator is like, well, I've communicated with. With Hecate, and she says that she owns you. And Martha's like, oh, well, you know, I do think that she's my mother reincarnated. Hecate, my mother are both massive drama queens. They both love the company of gentlemen. They both drink quite a lot. And my mother was known for poking out a few eyeballs in her day, so it does make sense.

[Ben Mandelker]

Hang on. A second. Hang on a second there. Okay? I just sent her. I said to her, on behalf of all McPies, what would you like to say? And she said, we are either hungry or we're playful. What do you think of that? I'm gonna need more from you, Jackie. Okay, hold on. I love to fly. That's what your bird said. I love. I have wings. Yeah.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Jackie, hold on. This. A new transmission just came in from Hecate. After I asked, on behalf of all magpies, what would you like to say? And Hecate said, magpies are not monolith. Okay, well, I'm. I'm. I'm. Consider me educated.

[Ben Mandelker]

Wait, wait. I'm getting something from Magpie. Magpie is saying, I'm not. I'm. I'm your mummy, darling. I'm so sorry. I gave it. It's Brenda Blethyn. That was Brenda Blething. I'm so sorry. Sorry. Why is. Christ.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I'm terribly sorry, Jackie. I think you caught the wrong magba. I don't know anything about this Martha person, but you're living in her house. Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I remember now.

[Ben Mandelker]

So they get rid of Jackie, thank God. And I don't see them pay her. I hope they didn't, because what a ripoff. And Martha's like, oh, I'm so happy that it got Hecate and you finally warmed up. And this is gorgeous. What a gorgeous day, darling.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yes, it's wonderful. Yes. She goes, well, I just. Such a crazy time. I'm gonna fly tomorrow to la, and then I'm come back with Jacques. Isn't that exciting, right? Yes, you've mentioned this many, many times, but I'm gonna have a picnic in the park. What I call it an employment fair. Will you come?

[Ben Mandelker]

Of course I'll come. Is there a theme? I mean, I'm gonna be coming from a kidnapping. So it would be helpful if there was like some sort of like balaclava theme, something like that. Oh, it's Edwardian. Come, my fair lady. Oh, God, I'm not doing that. Jesus. I'll see.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Do I have to put scissors on my hands? No, that's not what Edwardian means, you dumb, batshit American. Oh, I love you. I said that with affection. She goes, well, who's coming? Well, it's Missy and Mark and Micah and Emma. Well, actually, not Emma. She's running her race, you may remember, because we had to do that dreadful bontage for Micah. Please don't remind me. Wow. I love an American who has standards. Anyway, so are you going to be there. Kimmy will be there. She's like, well, look, I'm your best friend and Kimmy is one of your best friends. And how are you going to deal with us being together amongst all those male trees in the park right now? Kimmy's being really aggressive to me and I feel like she's ganging up with me and Mark right now.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, I'm just so in the middle of this, you know, And I love you and I, I do love Kimmy and I, I do love Mark as well. And you know, listen, Kimmy's a cut fitness and I'm just going to have to learn to draw a hard line and so maybe this will be haha, good for me, you know, to draw hard lines. This is a really C word night on Bravo, huh?

[Ronnie Chieng]

Everyone say the C word. Yeah, never said so many times. Yeah, seriously.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's not like when they, when everybody's like, oh my God, you can say the C word again. But now it's like empowerment. You just say people are that. You say people are cut fitnessy and it means like they're like serving cut fitness. Like empowerment. No, that's not. Fitness is not empowerment. We don't get to seal that back. It's a slur. We need to keep it a slur. Keep slurs. Slurs. Okay.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I wonder how confused people are who are new to Bravo keep hearing us say cut fitness, who have no idea it's Origins with Tamra and her fitness studio. Like, why do they just keep saying cut fitness? That makes no sense.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well then one day, everybody, every Bravo fan has that Saturday where they're just cleaning the house and have nothing to watch and Orange county is on repeat all day and then they suddenly get it and they're like, oh my God, it took me 10 years, but I finally got it.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Cut fitness. So we go over to a pregnancy clinic where Lottie and Joshua show up. Normally I'm not a huge fan of these, like, oh, it's an ultrasound scene. Because to me there's like, I don't get anything out of it as a view. They, someone lies down, they get the ultrasound, they see this sort of blob that sort of looks like a face. They get excited. It's always the same thing. But in this case, I enjoyed it because Lottie and Joshua show up like they're going to the Met gala. Like he is of course, in another sort of tailored within a millimeter of his body suit that's like shiny and kind of paisley esque. And she's Wearing this like blazer esque thing and everything. They're just like dressed so fancily to go get an ultrasound and just these two just like crack me up.

[Ben Mandelker]

I want an ultrasound. I want to see what's going on in there. I like in my vision it's just like Jabba the Hut, like trying to eat Princess Leia inside there all the time. I want to see what happens.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I had a movie once. You did? Yeah. My kidneys, my liver, everything. But what's. It's weird because they have to put that like jelly on and then they rub it around in the jelly and the jelly is just. It's so squishy and cold. It's just a weird feeling. It turns out it's not pregnant.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, that's good. That's lucky too. You, you can really take a load. Sorry.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So

[Ben Mandelker]

they're looking at the baby and she's like, so it's, you know that it's a boy already. And he's like, oh, yes, look at that. Little bits and bobs floating around in there. Bits and bobs.

[Ronnie Chieng]

But I like how they had to translate that for us Americans. Bits and bobs means penis, willy, winky, pee, pee, etc. You get our point. Like, yes, we know what bit and bobs are. So then they see the face and she's like, oh, look, there's like a little bit of a nose there. Do you see the nose? He's like, afraid not. Can I see a little bit closer? I don't, I don't really see it. It's like, no. Can you see it now? It's like, no. Unless I see a mustache, I really don't know what I'm looking at.

[Ben Mandelker]

I'm really looking for Susie sue with a winky. So can you just call me back when you can get that up on the imo?

[Ronnie Chieng]

So they were excited and then afterwards Lottie is saying, so you've got to shoot, you've got to shoot off back to work now, don't you? He's like, I do. We've got a production coming through with an all new samples. We're making, we're doing something new. We're making suits for the suits. Have you ever tried to do a suit fitting where your client is an actual suit? Very difficult.

[Ben Mandelker]

Suits on suits. It's gonna be fabulous. It's 3D. What kind of clothes do you normally Design? Who designs 2D clothes? Aren't clothes by their nature 3D? Otherwise how would they fit?

[Ronnie Chieng]

Well, when the show's coming up, that's all Joshua thinks about. It's really all encompassing. And I wish Joshua just could be around more because I am alone a lot during this pregnancy. And sometimes my mom will clip off a little bit of a bang and send it to me, so I just feel like she's there. But I'm a little worried that it may continue when the baby is here. So they do say that you marry your fathers, which I never wanted to do. And obviously my dad doesn't have a mustache, so I make that distinction at least. Really working hard to break the pattern here. Really hard relying on that mustache. That mustache is doing a lot of heavy lifting for me.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I'm just going to be working every single hour and up all night, so barely I'm going to be at home. It'll be like ships passing in the night. I think I might just have to let you do the baby room, darling. She's like, oh, what if Joshua's married to his business? He is. And anyway, you don't want him there all the time. I think he would be way too anal to be doing all this stuff at home. Like a guy that. That's. That's that anal. You don't want him doing the baby room. I'll be like, no, darling. No, darling. You're so close. We're going to really have to do all the hand painted paisley in here. Painted white. Painted white. Redoing it.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I'm surprised that Joshua won't be helping out more considering that he's a closet traditionalist. So now it's time for the myth

[Ben Mandelker]

where men are men. All right, can someone please pin the chiffon to my shoulder and get that sewn up as soon as possible. Thank you.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Now it's time for a My Fair lady picnic. It's also a night for My Fair lady because earlier in the evening on the premiere of. Of Real Housewives of Rhode Island, Liz was like, she referenced. She did a quote from, from My Fair Lady.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Look at that.

[Ben Mandelker]

Wow.

[Ronnie Chieng]

That everyone.

[Ben Mandelker]

God. Cyclical. Cyclical. Am I right? That's a sack lookal. So My Fair lady picnic, everything set up in the park. You know, there's a guy, you know, peeing on a cucumber sandwich. I mean, it just looks great. So Martha's like most My Fair Ladies, the most beautiful film with, with Audrey Hepburn and, oh, God, she's the most beautiful. And Rex Harrison, he wears a sweater and it's all about taking a flower girl from the streets and, you know, you know, like these punks over there and making them into ladies.

[Ronnie Chieng]

And when she says, like, these punks over there. We should cut to Margot and Kimmy yelling at each other in the middle of the painting activity. Like, no, you be quiet. Margot. Kimmy. Kimmy Murdoch.

[Ben Mandelker]

I have never.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Well, you. Of course you've never. Because yours lost.

[Ben Mandelker]

Goddamn is what you are.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Well, the producer goes, well, who's Eliza Doolittle in your friend group? She goes, well, I don't know. I don't know if there is one. Maybe me. I mean, I was homeless.

[Ben Mandelker]

Mike is like, My Fair Lady. It's a vibe. It's a culture. I mean, when someone says My Fair lady is a dress code, you bring it. I mean, talk about learning manners. It's my manifesto. It's my man. But for children. Perfect children.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Then the producer asked Missy, what's My Fair Lady? And she's like, my Fair Lady. I think it's elegant. Like an elegant fairy. Like, it's a fairy. It's a fairy who works at the fair and dresses like a lady. Right.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's a movie. Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't. You could have Googled it, Missy. Jeez. So Martha's got the biggest. My. She is My Fair Lady. You know, she's got that whole thing going. She's got this huge hat on, and she has a hat for Margo.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah. Margaret. Martha is wearing a hat that looks like a Ferris wheel fell over on her head. And it's full of feathers. It's enormous and amazing.

[Ben Mandelker]

I know. I wonder how Hecate feels about that hat, because it looks like a graveyard. Looks like a bird graveyard.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I could. He's like, I'll tell you how I feel about it. Proud. I made that damn thing. Those are my feathers.

[Ben Mandelker]

The pet psychic's like, well, Equity's told me something. He is trying to poke your eyes out because you keep killing his kin. Perhaps. So people start showing up, and Martha goes over to Missy, and she's like, oh, is everyone well? And Missy's like, what? Yes, I'm well.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Oh, because you. You and Kimi have made up. She's like, yes, And I really appreciated that. Oh, good. I'm so pleased. But she's not happy with Margot. Oh. I mean, it's a nightmare because they're two of my best friends, and I was hoping to get them KY wrestling in a Paddington pool, you know, or a paddling pool. And, you know them. Missy was like, I don't know what KY wrestling means. I don't know. And by the way, I don't know what Ky Wrestling means either. It sounds very sexual to me. KY Wrestling in a paddling pool, no less. Is that like when you fill a pool full of. Is that like, Jelly wrestling?

[Ben Mandelker]

I don't know, but I would think Jelly would know what that is. She's in the Epstein files. Well, I think I get not understanding My Fair lady, but KY Wrestling sounds like it would be right up her alley.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I'm assuming it's jello wrestling. KY Wrestling. What is that Kentucky Wrestling News? No, that's not what I was. Okay.

[Ben Mandelker]

All right.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Everything's Kentucky. Thank you. Thank you, algorithm. Some of us are trying to be international right now.

[Ben Mandelker]

Good luck with your. The pictures that are gonna start coming up on your Instagram, buddy.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I know. I've now fully destroyed my logarithm. Is terrible.

[Ben Mandelker]

Only ads for Buffalo wild wings or whatever. So now Joshua comes in with matching suits with Lottie, and Margot comes in a big black and white feathered crazy jacket. And Micah's like, oh, my God. She's like, My Fair Lady Malibu. She's like, oh, my God, I'm so weir. Like, I don't even know where I am right now because I just got off an airplane. I haven't, you know, rested, and I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, you know, But I am happy because my husband is finally in London. He does have some rope burn on his wrists, but he's here, so I

[Ronnie Chieng]

feel like Margot is. It's funny, because I feel like if you're a wealthy person, you would never admit that you are deranged from a flight from la, because that implies that you did not have first class where you could sleep in your. In your seat.

[Ben Mandelker]

Right.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I feel like she kind of, like, showed herself in that moment, but actually, she was probably just trying to brag about the fact that she just got off the plane. But I'm kind of. I kind of feel like I was surprised that they did not take a swipe. What'd you say?

[Ben Mandelker]

I'm sure she had first class, though.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I know, but I'm surprised that, like, that they weren't like, oh, well, if you're not sleeping on an airplane, why even take the journey in the first place?

[Ben Mandelker]

So Margot's trying on the hat that Missy brought her, and Lottie's life's like, I love the hat, but it's giving, like, more Coachella than My Fair lady

[Ronnie Chieng]

is just like, a fedora, basically. So Kimmy shows up, and Martha is like, saying, like, oh, I'm gonna get married in this outfit, and I'm gonna get buried in it. So it's the same thing.

[Ben Mandelker]

And then he goes around saying hi to everybody, saying, oh, hello, darling. Darling, it's me. It's you. It's you, and it's me. And we're in a park. What the are we doing in a park? And she's coming up to where Margot is with Martha. But then Margo just walks away. She's like, I'm not saying hi to her.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah. And Kim's like, what a. Like, as a friend, if you show up to someone's party, you're polite and you say hello to everyone out of respect for the hostess or the host. And Margot is like, well, I want Kimmy to be able to say hi to Martha without making about me and Kimmy. So I'm gonna make a big display of walking away. So that way it becomes specifically about me and Kimmy.

[Ben Mandelker]

Martha, why is she wearing cowboy boots? I thought it was a My Fair lady party.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Shut up, Kimmy. So then Joshua, you know, Joshua and Lottie are just talking about their baby scan and like. Like, saying how the baby has been, like, upside down and, like, legs, like, legs out.

[Ben Mandelker]

And maybe as he's upside down with his legs spread wide open. I mean, I looked at that. It looked like an old college picture back when I was in fashion school.

[Ronnie Chieng]

And again, here's the difference between British people and Americans. Because if they were Americans, be like, I just. I just hate it. Like, the baby's upside down and the legs are out, and I'm just so concerned. And it's just.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I just get worried. It's such a scary time. And the Brits are like, well, it's cause ridiculous pose the baby's in. I can't even post on Instagram without setting off some sort of triggers and reports.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, it's official. First Child has already humiliated us. So does anybody have the address of the Paddington?

[Ronnie Chieng]

Because we've decided we're going to disown our child in an effort to raise its profile later in life.

[Ben Mandelker]

So now Mark comes in, and Mark is like, hello. He's all smirking, and he's wearing a what they later call a Curious George jacket, which is. What is he wearing? He's wearing some bright yellow safari jacket.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yes. And he's. He's. He's going for a look. And Margo's like, he does look like he has a curious monkey. You know, I said it. You can't unsee it now.

[Ben Mandelker]

Right?

[Ronnie Chieng]

And Marco's like, mark is so annoying. He's like, oh, I'M a clown. Look at me. And he does, like, stank in the grass stuff. Because she's obviously mad because she's still really bothered by this comment he made about a guest who said that she was a diva.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, she's a liar. Like a faker or something, right? Like, she. Now she's rich. She's like a big fake or whatever. So he's agreed. He's like, hello, darling. You know, it's like when all of them are together, Mark, Kimmy, and Martha, it just turns, like, 10 times louder. And she's like, hello, darling. Oh, hello there. What are you, My Fair lady? What is this? You're even worth. There's nothing fair about this lady. Am I right?

[Ronnie Chieng]

I was asking Martha why Margot was wearing cowboy boots. It's like, oh, I haven't had the opportunity to observe the others yet. She's like, oh, well, I would love for you to observe. It's like, on due course, my dear. Oh, can't you just be nice? Like, oh, don't be so common, Martha. Well, it's my party. I can be common if I want to.

[Ben Mandelker]

That's.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I'm holding it here in the comments, like, oh, okay, well, let me walk away from her at once. Common lover.

[Ben Mandelker]

And I loved Margot in the scene just sitting in the back. She's just sitting there watching them like clowns. Bunch of clowns. It's cracking up. I think she's also perfect casting for this show, this Margot that they got. They got Micah, who's. Who's terrified of everything and too sweet. And then they've got Margot, who's just like, I'm not gonna be afraid of one of these if they even try it with me.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So meanwhile, they're like, oh, Micah says, by the way, guys, I did hear from Emma today. She's so happy, and I just wanted to surprise Martha. We did make a montage to congratulate you on your. On your garden party or your park party. So, okay, here we go, everyone. Has everyone got 20 minutes? Okay, here's a montage.

[Ben Mandelker]

So Emma has made a video or. No, Emma's telling us. She's like, oh, tomorrow's the run. And I'm very nervous, but I'm so excited. I'm so passionate about charity. And so Mark's like, I think we should disturb Emma.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I'm going to.

[Ben Mandelker]

To FaceTime Emma right now on my telephone.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Emma, it's your best friend, Mark Ollard. Emma, please answer. Please, please answer. Why don't you take me to Kenya with you? Please, Emma. Answer phone, Emma, please.

[Ben Mandelker]

And so she answered. And he's like, she's answered. Oh, Emma. Like, Emma, darling. And Margot's just rolling her eyes. She's like, oh, look at me, I'm on the phone with my best friend.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Notice that she only answers the phone for me. Mark Francis, Emma. And Emma's like, by the way, are you on safari, Mark? He's like, I am. As you can see, I'm wearing a canary colored safari jacket because I'm with a bunch of animals here in the park.

[Ben Mandelker]

And Kimmy's like, oh, that's the bitchiest thing I've ever heard you say.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So what are you doing? Why are you so fancy? Well, no, we want to know. Not about you, but not us. We want to know about you. We're just standing in some ghastly park. It doesn't matter what we're doing. Let's hear about your marathon.

[Ben Mandelker]

Just cuts to Martha looking all offended like, well, I. I'm trying to throw a party. Well, it gets cold at night here. And there you go. I'll take some clothes off. Look at that, I've taken off a sweater. And he's like, oh, finally. That's what we FaceTimed you for, darling. Otherwise we'd have ridden a lad.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Oh, So Margot is still on the side being like. And Ls like, well, you're not really Mark's biggest fan of the minute, are you? She's like, no, I'm not bit. Mark's biggest fan, Mark, has come in a safari outfit to make sure we all know that he's friends with Emma.

[Ben Mandelker]

Although I'm not with Emma. I'm there in spirit, sartorially at least.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So Martha goes up to Margot and she's like, look, I've read the riot act to them and I'm gonna read the riot act to you too. She goes, well, you're the one who told me that he was saying mean things. Yes, but he's always mean. What's. I don't see what such a big deal. He's always an awful cut. Fitness.

[Ben Mandelker]

What, are you gonna get angry at the clock for telling you the time, darling? So then two randos, or at least randos to us, Mimi and Noah show up and they're Martha's friends and she's like, oh, God, thank God you're here. Everyone is being so mean to me. Oh, God, it's shaping up to be the day I was afraid it was going to be. You know, I'm just trying to referee and I hate sport

[Ronnie Chieng]

so lottie's like, are you not going to say anything to Mark? You're just going to leave it? It's like, well, I mean, is Mark not gonna come over and say hello to me? I don't want to get up, but I do want water. So now Martha just starts serving people and stuff, and she's like, well, things. It was a lot better when I used to have a butler, but now I don't have help anymore.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. So Mark does greet Margot, and he's like, oh, wow, the bird has landed. How are you, angel? I know. Who's not doing well. Every bird that died for that jacket.

[Ronnie Chieng]

This. This jacket is absolutely amazing. Well, thank you. I wanted to wear something that you won't make fun of behind my back. He's like, oh, darling. Sensational. I don't know which of us got the dress code wrong. I feel like it may have been me. He's giving her this look like, don't with me. I'm going to keep on talking like this, but don't you dare with me, because I will make your life hell. I am a. I am a gossipy queen.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, you really want to come for an old queen? Come on. And he's like, I don't know why Margot thinks I care so much. Whenever I see someone, I say, my God, you look better than ever. That's just manners. I'm not lying. That's what we do.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So, yeah, don't fight with an aging twink. It's like a cornered animal. So Margot is like.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like.

[Ronnie Chieng]

She's like, well, they've been telling me, well, that you've been quite mean behind my back.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, darling.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Martha and Missy.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, dear.

[Ronnie Chieng]

What have they told you? Well, Martha told me. She's like, oh, I feel upset because I had to defend you when I had dinner with Kimmy.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, she was very defensive of you. Very defensive of you.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yeah. And she said that they were, like, making fun of your hair and your clothes.

[Ben Mandelker]

Your hair. Well, there was momentary talk of a crushed velvet jumpsuit.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Well, then Missy said someone at your party said something nasty about me.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, no, no. Well, I didn't repeat. Listen, I did repeat something that somebody had told me. That's true. But I thought actually it was quite complimentary.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Who are you? Don't come over and give me a compliment when I know you're not complimenting me behind my back. British society isn't really where people go to be held accountable. So this is probably surprising for him.

[Ben Mandelker]

Him. I was cracking up at Mark. Such an. What?

[Ronnie Chieng]

Who? Oh, just this passing comment, but it's quite, quite complimentary. Oh my God. So she's like, well, go ahead and tell me what they said. Well, that you're embracing a moment of. How can I say it? Being actress.

[Ben Mandelker]

What? What? You're saying I'm fake? Are you saying I'm fake? No, it was. And now Kimmy smells blood in the water. So she comes right over and. And she's. Margo's like that I was acting like a fake person. No, no, that wasn't the word fake. We, we try not to use too many single syllabic words in this circle. It was definitely more cutting than that, darling.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Yes, of course you did say fake. I was there. He said, I don't want to use anything monosobic unless I have to say the word fake about Margot.

[Ben Mandelker]

I said actress. And Margo's like, what am I acting? I mean, everyone who looks at my IDB knows that I really don't act that much. Okay? And I don't know why Mark isn't owning his words. Why is he so brave when I'm not around? Well, I'm right here, so tell it to my face. British is the posh. Put down. You know exactly where you stand. What Mark is doing is just two faced. And Kimmy's like, don't pick on Mark.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Oh, darling, anyone can pick on me.

[Ben Mandelker]

No, I won't allow it.

[Ronnie Chieng]

After all, being natural is the hardest part to play, isn't is you can't fake being authentic. You can't pretend to be real. Because that's very transparent, I'm afraid.

[Ben Mandelker]

But don't blame Mark. He didn't do anything.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Well, he's spreading it as well. He's spreading the gossip.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, so what? You spread things all day long I've heard gossip that you were spreading about him, but that was, that was, it was horrendous gossip. Horrendous, Mark, horrendous.

[Ronnie Chieng]

And flashback to when Margot was like, he's just a bag holder. That's what I heard. Bag holder. Margot's like, well, I've got more tea than the Boston harbor. And I just, I just don't walk around spilling it. And yes, I did learn that from one of those sassy E cards that people sends to each other.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I hate tea. And Maxine, that stupid old woman on those cards, always offensive. Never any manners.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So now Martha goes over to Joshua and Lottie and Lottie's like, oh, Martha, you didn't want to get involved. And she's like, I fucking hate conflict.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, you Wouldn't be wearing this coat if you didn't have a touch of venom in you now would you, Cruella De Vil? Cruella's out in full force. Oh, but she's always been my favorite at. At least these birds didn't die in vain, darling.

[Ronnie Chieng]

And he's just like smiling at her and you're like, is he complimenting me? Is he have. Does he have no respect for me whatsoever? Like. Well, clearly Margot dresses this way in order to, in order to be noticed. You call it attention seeking. It's a shame really. I feel like this kind of behavior just demonstrates a terrible lack of self esteem. Now excuse me while I take my, my yellow safari jacket back to my apartment that is all rococo gilded features. God, those people doing things for attention.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, Mark's full time job is mining attention. I show up in the room and I get the attention. The stars are born, they're not made.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So Mark is like, well, I think the entirety of this entire conversation is totally unnecessary.

[Ben Mandelker]

Are you being nice? No, she's horrible. Don't be nice to her, Mark.

[Ronnie Chieng]

She's not horrible. She's my good friend. Okay, Kimmy. And quite frankly, you could be an absolute cow.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I know I can.

[Ronnie Chieng]

At least Kimmy does it with a little bit of panache.

[Ben Mandelker]

Thank you. Thank you. And a good dose of humor. Humor, you see, is what makes a difference.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I like Kimmy saying thank you for calling me a cow with panache.

[Ben Mandelker]

Cracks me up. Every time they try and put her dad, she's like, well, thank you. Well, all I'm seeing are clowns. No humor. And I find it quite sad. Well then you're at the wrong party.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Well, excuse me, I'm gonna go grab some water.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, you should. You should grab some water.

[Ronnie Chieng]

That's not. I love that Kimmy says that like it's really. It's like as far as like retorts and comebacks and put down scum. It's like one of the worst things. Like let me grab what is. Oh, well, maybe you should. Did.

[Ben Mandelker]

I took it as her saying like, well, maybe you should thirsty LA person. But I don't know, I, I think

[Ronnie Chieng]

she was just like doing a ur. But what I love is that Kimmy is just so convicted in it that you're like, yeah, Kimmy just gotcha.

[Ben Mandelker]

Give me. Stop it. Well, she's being so rude. I mean, she's such a cow.

[Ronnie Chieng]

No, not Martha. So now you know, Margo is like all like annoyed and so Lottie and Missy go up to her And Missy's like, it looked like you guys were laughing a lot. I don't get that. She goes like, no, they're laughing because they're clowns. They're clowns. That's why they're laughing. I love that Missy thought that they were having a good time in this conversation.

[Ben Mandelker]

So now Margot walks off because Mark and Kimmy are coming up for some champagne. And so Missy's like, everything is fine. We're fine. Do we look fine? Well, it seems like you guys are laughing and stuff, but, like, Margot doesn't seem fine. Oh, poor thing. She's probably at the wrong party then.

[Ronnie Chieng]

But did you guys fix it? Oh, well, we're not fixing anything. Don't. She's being rude. I mean, do you even bother fixing Blanc to blanc, the most perfect white wine that you could ever have? I don't think so.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, she's being rude because she said, you're being rude. And Mark, you are being rude. You're both being rude because, oh, I'm so thricely rude.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So now Margo goes. Goes. Approaches Kimmy, and, like, can we, like, go somewhere to talk? Can we go? She's like, oh, okay, fine, fine. Okay, look, I'm actually just going to be civil too, because you're Martha's friend. She's like, well, that would be great. A great start for you. Civility and honesty. Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Okay, so we're done here.

[Ben Mandelker]

You've always presented yourself as someone who will say anything to anyone's face, Kimmy. And it literally never occurred to me that you wouldn't have said those things to her face. To whose face? To Missy's face. You know what you are? You're a troublemaker. And I actually feel. Feel bad for Martha because when she finds out what a shitty friend you are, like, you're a total con. And no wonder you live in la, because it's a fake city, just like you, you fake city.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Hey, how's that accent going for you? Where are you from again? Just like, oh, okay, well. Oh, yeah. How's yours going for you, Miss Tallboy Boots? She's like, are you from New York? Jimmy's like, whatever. So Margot is like, what is with Kimmy's accent? I don't know why? She talks like the guy from the Monopoly board.

[Ben Mandelker]

So Missy, meanwhile, is across the party. She's like, oh, my God, my boobs have been out all day. Whoops, whoops. But I love my breasts. And one comes out. And Mark's like, just the one, dear which is an app fab quote, so I gotta love it. Of course. Of course. The gay's got the app quotes.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Love that. So then Kimmy and Mark are now back reunited, and Martha's like, are you being nice? She's like, well, why are you blaming us? Okay, well, what did she say that was so bitchy? It's like, well, it's her demeanor, darling. She's a real fake. What's the problem? Why are you always defending her? Why don't you ever found me for once?

[Ben Mandelker]

Because you're a psychotic, all right, Kimmy? I mean, I love you for it, but you are. Well, she's not. She's not Not. No. Not the same way as you are. Oh, really, Martha? Really? Have you listened to her?

[Ronnie Chieng]

Your behavior in that car was not acceptable. It was not acceptable.

[Ben Mandelker]

I can say whatever I want, Martha. Whatever I want.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So Margo's watching from afar, and she's like, wow. I've literally never seen Martha talk like this before. I am quite proud.

[Ben Mandelker]

So Kimmy's like, well, I question all front shop because I'm not such a true friend. I always defend you. I always defend you.

[Ronnie Chieng]

And I have defend. And I've defended you right now.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, so you're blinded by her guilt. Shitty LA fake lights. You know what? I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm taking my tiny hat and I'm getting out of here.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I love. She just keeps bringing Los Angeles into it. So it's like an unnecessary like. Like stray. Like, she's just like that. This. This sums up everything. She lives in Los Angeles, us.

[Ben Mandelker]

So is so la. I'm sorry. I mean, Kimmy is right on the nose here. Margo is very la.

[Ronnie Chieng]

She is probably doing Pilates, going down Larmont Boulevard, doing stupid things. I'm like, she's basically living by a dream life.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. So Mark's like, well, I'm quite mortified that this is descended into what is essentially a brawl.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Like, girl, you have to come watch some more American TV shows. This is nothing. It's like, look at this. It was heinous behavior.

[Ben Mandelker]

So Mimi. Mimi goes up to Martha and she's like, have you been having a lovely day? She's like, yeah, no, I hate my friends. They're all set.

[Ronnie Chieng]

And Kimmy goes up to Lottie and she's like. She's like, oh, There she is. Ms. Chaos. Are you okay? Missy's like, yeah. Why are you continuing? She's like, well, I can't stand backstabbers, especially if they're from Los Angeles. And Martha's like, so, okay, Margot. She's saying that I don't stand up for her. Marco's like, what? Now she's starting a fight with you? She's like, yes. No, she started a fight with me. She's like, well, oh, well, that's what she's like. That's what she does. She starts fights with people.

[Ben Mandelker]

And Kimmy is saying to Missy, she's like, well, what she did to, like, jump in there. Like, I actually think she was meaner to you because I wasn't even trying to be mean. I wasn't even trying to. I mean, I would never do that. It's called. And Mark goes, it's called attention seeking.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So Martha approaches them now, sitting on, like, their bench or whatever. And Martha's like, okay, Kimmy, can you just stop attacking everyone? She's. And Missy's like, she's not attacking everyone. Missy, of all people, supporting. Supporting the situ. Kimmy, on the contrary, darling.

[Ben Mandelker]

Check. I'm not. I'm not attacking anyone. I'm speaking to her. That's a difference. And the only reason I'm here is because of you. Because I. I never would have even come because I adore you. And you. You. I adore you.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Don't die. Don't you dare cry. No crying. No. No crying in London basement. Don't you dare. Don't cry. I love you. I love you. I always have. I love you, Kim.

[Ben Mandelker]

I've never, ever said one bad word about you. And you've got $5 to your name and a bird that pokes people's eyes out. I mean, even the worst situation happened. And you said, kevin me, we're gonna bury a dead body. I would take the dead body. I would mock the dead body. I would kick it in the head. I would call it fat in la. I would do that for you.

[Ronnie Chieng]

You would be the first person I would call in case you. In case I murdered someone as well. In fact, you were. Remember. Remember Patty? So Kimmy is like, Kimmy. Kimmy's like, oh, you backstabbed me. And that kills me. She's like, I have not backstabbed you, Kimmy. So that's how I feel, hon. You're attacking me all day long.

[Ben Mandelker]

I'm not. I'm not Kimmy. I'm not. Well, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, you're showing feelings. And they're like, oh, my God, she's crying. And Missy goes, oh, my God, you are showing feelings. There are Tears. Kimmy is having tears, everybody.

[Ronnie Chieng]

It took four weeks, but we finally got the trauma bond with her. Kimmy's like, oh, fuck off. Missy gave them exactly what they wanted.

[Ben Mandelker]

She's finally crying.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Oh, my gosh. It's like, oh, you're a real person. Can we cry? Can we cry? Can we celebrate the moment? Give me cry. I've never seen Kimmy cry. I didn't even know that she could.

[Ben Mandelker]

Micah's, like, hosting 101. It is not good manners to make your guests cry.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Well, it's certainly the first time I've ever seen Kimmy cry. And this woman, Margot, has really got to. Oh, disgusting.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I think everyone's had too much to drink. And Micah's like, oh, my God, Missy. Spoobs, is Missy's boob out? And he's like, oh, God, not again.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Oh, you've ruined my stomach, face, and shame on you.

[Ben Mandelker]

I didn't even have a sister, so I've always felt like you were my sister, Ma. My sad, sad, poor sister.

[Ronnie Chieng]

Oh, give me, give me.

[Ben Mandelker]

I love you.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I love you.

[Ben Mandelker]

You're the blonde to my blond.

[Ronnie Chieng]

I love you. I love you. But you're a psychotic.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I know I am, but that doesn't make me a bad person.

[Ronnie Chieng]

No, of course not.

[Ben Mandelker]

So now they're, like, rubbing each other's faces and crying, and Margot's just like, oh, my God. Looking on in disgust. This show is something else.

[Ronnie Chieng]

So funny. What a magnificent, perfect show. Thank you all for being here. Have a great weekend. We love you all and we'll catch you on Monday with more episodes of Watch what Happens.

[Ben Mandelker]

Bye bye.

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