#3320 RHOBH S15E18 Part 2: Book Ends

Summary

Watch What Crappens Episode #3320 Recap

RHOBH S15E18 Part 2: Book Ends
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: April 17, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Ben and Ronnie deliver a sharp, hilarious, and sometimes savage recap of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 15, Episode 18 (Part 2), focusing on the fallout from Dorit’s party snubs, jewelry launches, friendship fractures, and the mounting tension ahead of the reunion. The hosts dissect every awkward interaction, side-eye, and classic Bravo power-play, blending biting sarcasm with genuine Housewives fandom.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Theo Grace Jewelry Launch at Kathy Hilton’s

• Mocking the Line: The hosts open by eviscerating Nikki Hilton’s “Theo Grace” jewelry launch—“Theo Grace is a stupid name. I’m sorry. Theo Grace jewelry. And also this jewelry is ugly as fuck. Bumblebees on golden squares.” (04:21)
• Kathy’s Over-the-Top Hosting: Kathy’s elaborate event-planning and her apparent need for control are lampooned. She outfits staff with props—“Kathy is a walking Project Runway challenge at the midpoint.” (04:28)
• Carol, the Staffer: Ongoing bits about Carol, a staff member who “never gets to wear clothing she wants” because “every day, Kathy sends her, like, a look.” (03:52)

2. The Lady Drama Pre-Party

• Kyle, Erica, and Rachel’s Car Ride: The hosts parody how disconnected and petty the Housewives are in retelling prior events, poking fun at forgettable mishaps and the group’s inability to let grudges go.
• Erica’s Coping Style: Erica’s indifference is dissected—“She’s just fucking five years old. I cannot.” (07:41)
• Kyle’s Hypocrisy: The hosts point out Kyle’s manipulation, bringing up how often Kyle is both the instigator and the denier—“Kyle is so good at hammering things over and over until… audience is like, wait a minute, Dorit is an asshole. What has Dorit done?” (06:32)

3. Garden Party Vibes and Matcha Disappointment

• Kathy Instructs Everyone’s Look: Kathy continues styling guests and staff—“Do you want to put on Carol’s headband? Okay, Carol, you’re wearing the bow tie. Now Carlos gets the headband.” (09:10)
• Drinks Gone Wrong: Jennifer asks, “Is that alcohol?” to be told, “No, it’s matcha.” Jennifer’s reaction: “Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.” (10:08)

4. FaceTiming Erica’s New Man—The “Hard Launch”

• Erica’s Relationship Reveal: The group jokes about Erica FaceTiming her new boyfriend—“You can’t say that Erica didn’t do anything this season because she put a man on FaceTime in the final episode.” (15:24, Kyle Richards)
• Hosts’ Take: “That man was so cheap.” (15:33)

5. The Main Table Confrontation: Kyle vs. Dorit

• Kyle Starts Trouble: Kyle immediately presses Dorit about their fractured friendship, listing her supposed support—“whether it was Lucy the dog, the burglary, people accusing you of a fake accent…” (24:47)
• Hosts Call Out Rewriting of History: “Let’s not forget Lucy Lucy apple juice was YOUR story… you forced her to fight with Vanderpump about it until you got Vanderpump off [the show].” (25:22)
• Dorit’s Frustration: Dorit accuses Kyle of forming a clique and being two-faced.

Notable Quotes:

“You try to get your gang together so it feels like you’ve got the team members and you’ve got a clique.” – Dorit Kemsley (29:14)

“You were one of those people. You’ve been making fun of her accent for years.” – Host (25:58)

• Erica’s Turn: Erica calls out Dorit for calling her “Cut Fitness” in Italy, holding a grudge over an insult and asserting, “I don’t think it’s gossip. Thank you.” (29:05)

6. The Spin-Off Fights: Dorit vs. Erica and Sutton

• Dorit and Erica’s Nine-Year Friendship Ends: “I cannot be shushed two, three times… You don’t want to hear anything what I’m saying.” (31:32)

• Dorit and Sutton Finally Clash:

  • Sutton seeks resolution, but Dorit is dismissive—“You had a lot of chances… you are out of lives.” (47:06)
  • The hosts mock Sutton for victim-playing: “Sutton, you are not a victim. She was totally kidding with you.” (45:20)

7. Comedic Sidebars & Cultural References

• Armie Hammer at Target: The hosts detour to discuss seeing the actor at Target, joking about canceled celebrities and the randomness of their lives. (16:53)
• The Valet Stand Curse: Running gag about Housewives’ husbands being caught in scandals by valet stands—“That’s when you really get horny. It’s like someone’s bringing around that car.” (41:43)

8. The Emotional Wrap-Up & Reunion Set-Up

• Montages & Mini Updates: Each lady’s end-of-season update is delivered with tongue-in-cheek commentary—Erica’s “DJ Pretty Mess” career and $25 million trial, Sutton’s vodka avoidance and pet addiction, Amanda’s “say richer for richer” at her wedding. (42:12–44:20)
• Dorit’s Divorce & Book: Dorit’s book is set for release; her divorce is still pending, but “she lost dead weight in both relationship and friendships.” (49:16)

9. Hosts’ Overall Takeaway

• The hosts point out that all the season’s interpersonal drama is trivial and repetitive, prepping listeners for a fiery three-part reunion and shifting focus to more Bravo shows (“Ladies of London” coverage coming up).

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “How dare she… She actually sat there and said with a straight face—her face can’t move but still… ‘No one else will do this stuff for you.’” – Host, mocking Kathy (03:32)

• “It’s a nine-year friendship! …We didn’t make it to ten. Shut up, Dorit.” – Erica & Host, on the fragility of Housewife bonds (31:12, 31:28)

• “Every conversation is initiated by you or you’re involved.” – Host, about Kyle (27:09)

• “Your nine lives. They’re done.” – Dorit to Sutton, channeling cat metaphors for friendship (47:32)

• “I don’t know how to get home. Can anyone drive me?” – Amanda, summing up the confusion and cyclical nature of Housewives drama (48:59)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• Theo Grace Jewelry party & Kathy Hilton’s hosting: 02:06–09:29
• Friendship breakdown: Kyle/Dorit, group dynamic: 24:08–29:58
• Erica’s FaceTime “hard launch”: 12:28–15:33
• Dorit vs. Erica confrontation: 30:14–35:15
• Sutton vs. Dorit mini-fight: 44:44–47:37
• Season wrap-ups & future teases: 40:15–44:20, 49:16–49:48

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Final Thoughts

The episode is a signature Watch What Crappens blend of brutal Bravo-truthing, elaborate impressions, and snark. Ben and Ronnie celebrate and roast the Housewives’ pettiness, teasing next week’s reunion and looking forward to further Bravo absurdity.

Memorable Parting Shot:

“Dorit’s book is set to release in June 2026. While her divorce is still pending, she lost dead weight in both her relationship and friendships and loves being unbuttoned.” (49:16)

Next up: Three-part RHOBH reunion and a return to “Ladies of London” coverage—“looks pretty feisty.”

Transcript

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[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Hello and welcome to watch what crappens A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is podcast part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

back into the recap.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

There.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

I said.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Speaking of. Speaking of very deservingly successful ex sitcom stars, Theo has jewelry. I'm so proud of him. Claire Huxtable's like I knew Theo could do it. I whispered in, Theo.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

What?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

It's Nikki Hilton's jewelry launch party for Theo Grace. That's a stupid name. I'm sorry. Theo Grace jewelry. And also this jewelry is ugly as fuck. Bumblebees on golden, bumblebees on squares.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

What is this?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I blocked who's buying this?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I blocked it out. It's. I'm sure it's. All of Kyle's daughters are buying it.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Theo Grace.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

So we go to the jewelry party at Kathy's house, and she's telling Nikki,

[Kathy Hilton]

oh, you're so exciting. So proud of you, honey.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

She's like, oh, my God, mom, the

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

pool looks so good.

[Kathy Hilton]

Yeah, it does. My Nick. My daughter Nikki's jewelry line. It's named after my two granddaughters. It's called Theo Grace.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Yeah, well, look, I'll keep an eye out for that. Nikki's like, the party starts in five minutes. Like, people are arriving.

[Kathy Hilton]

Mom, she like, y'. All. There's, like, so much you have to

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

do to put together an event, because you got to be thinking about everything

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

because no one else is going to do it.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

The valet, the flowers, the candles, the right lighting. You got to put a headband on Carol. You know, the menu helpers, waiters, bartender, making sure that there's a toilet paper, making sure your butler's actually alive and well.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

You know?

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

You know, if the details aren't perfect,

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

it's not going to happen. You're not going to.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

How dare she. You know, Kathy's really an asshole sometimes that she actually sat there and said with a straight face. I mean, her face can't move, but still. Straight face. And said, no one else will do

[Kathy Hilton]

this stuff for you.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Cut to Carol.

[Kathy Hilton]

Like, you kidding me?

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

You kidding me?

[Kathy Hilton]

I don't do anything.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Carol does everything. How dare you?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I also feel like Carol never gets to wear clothing that she wants to wear. I feel like every day, Kathy sends her, like, a look and says, like,

[Kathy Hilton]

you have to wear this today, Carol.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Because she always comes in with some outfit that's, like, sort of crazy look, right?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

See, today she is wearing, like, one of those flowery dresses that looks like blue china, you know, like flower china. And a headband in her hair.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

What?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

The headband was so weird. What are you doing over there, Carol?

[Kathy Hilton]

Come on.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

And we know Kathy did it because Kathy walks up to a butler with a matching tie, and she's like, oh,

[Kathy Hilton]

you like the tie I got for you, butler person? Yeah, I got your bow tie, too.

[Kyle Richards]

What about that?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Kathy is like a walking Project Runway challenge at the midpoint, where they're like,

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

okay, designers, a little bit of a twist. You have to put a headband into

[Kathy Hilton]

your look

[Dorit Kemsley]

plus size headbands. Oh, this is so difficult.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Kathy just walks around with a box of props, and she puts them on all of her staff.

[Kathy Hilton]

Okay, so today, for your look, you have to wear a flower in your lapel. It shoots water.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

So now we're in a car with Rachel, Kyle, and Erica, and they're Kyle's. Like, how does the read sing? Well, I was just gonna say I missed you guys the other night.

[Kyle Richards]

Well, how was it?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

You know what? It was really nice. Like, we talked about you not going. Actually, there was like, a picture. It was of this lady with really big shoulders. And, I don't know, people kept talking about books. Someone dropped a purse. I don't know. Someone ate something called the Tums.

[Dorit Kemsley]

I don't know.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I don't really believe in eating, but it was. It happened. I don't know.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Amanda said something about fishing in a stream or something like that. She said stream a lot.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Oh, yeah.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Well, someone looked. I can tell you that someone looked hot.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Someone.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

There was like a rude moment. Like, someone literally pulled the dress off of a woman. It was crazy. A little gay man got excited.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Yeah. Well, did you talk to her before or text her that you would tell me everything about what's going on?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

And.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

And they're like, no. It's like, what about you, Erica?

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Did you text her?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

She's like, no, I did not. Why not? Because I didn't want to and I

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

didn't feel like it. And that's how I do things. That.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I'm done. Well, can't argue with that.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

I didn't want to.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Well, she was sort of like. Like, Erica and I are more than that. Like, I expect more than that.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Oh, yeah. Well, I expect more than her calling me the Cup Fitness. Reserve that for Camille, grandma.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Oh, okay. Well, last week you were so proud of bringing this word to America.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

So I know it is funny. Like, Erica really can dish it, but she can't take it. Like, I would think that that would not be the sticking point. So then we have.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

She has nothing else. I mean, that's the thing. And Kyle is so good at hammering things over and over until the audience is like, well, wait a minute. Dorit is an asshole. What has Dorit done? Can someone just. She's been late. I get that. I agree with that.

[Kyle Richards]

That.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

That shitty. But in like a. In a. In a court of law against a housewife.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Done.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

She hasn't done anything to these people. That's what's cracking me up about this. Like, normally there's something that they can, like, glom onto and come for some. Somebody about. But, like, when she even called you that, it was because you guys were coming for her at dinner. Like, you guys are coming for her at every single event. What has she done? Just someone make me a list. Make it in the comments. I'll read it.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Yeah, and the other car with Bose and Dorit. Bose is like.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

I was talking to Erica and she told me that she went to Sutton's house.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

What?

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

And you know what? The thing is, when I talked to her, she said she wanted to get your attention.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

And so we see a flashback of Bose talking to Eric on FaceTime, and

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

she's like, tell me about it. Last night I was surprised you weren't there.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

She's like, well, at least now I've got her attention.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

It's like, girl, you got her attention. All right, back to present.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Wow.

[Kyle Richards]

Congratulations.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Erica's such a brat. God, she's just fucking five year old. I cannot. You know what I said? I think multiple times during this. I cannot wait to see Erica go down. I've been waiting for it for years. Of course, I've been waiting to see Dorit and PK go down too. But these lawsuits are coming up and I'm still rooting against Erica, even though she's been pretty funny this season. But she's just so snotty in her

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

whole, like, I don't care about anybody else. I don't care about anybody else's feelings. Her. That.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

And then we'll see when she's like,

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

oh, I just need support. I need support from my girls.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Justice for Marco. Marco never forget.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

So Dorit is saying to me, the

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

punishment doesn't fit the crime. To me, it's like the ultimate friend betrayal.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

So now we get. We're back at the Theo Grace party, and people are there, and, like, Rachel shows up and she's saying hi to Nikki. She's like, oh, my God, how was Europe? Did you see the ghost in me there? Because that's where I like to live. I wanna. I live there now. I used to live there. I lived in Tuscany and then I died there. And now there's a ghost in me. And this is just a simulation. Did you see me?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Oh, my God, you're. I'm so jealous. You look so gorgeous. I want to see the jewelry. I want to see everything. I'm so excited. All I've seen are, like, terrible golden bumblebees on squares going around. That's my jewelry. It's hot. It's really hot. It's great. You're amazing. You're so amazing.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Then Kathy goes up to her butler.

[Kathy Hilton]

She's like, hello, Carlos.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

He's like, my name is Francis, but that's okay.

[Kathy Hilton]

You look so handsome.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

It's like. Yeah, but not like you.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Well, how fabulous is this tie? Do you love it? And I got you a bow tie too. And do you want to put on Carol's headband? Okay, Carol, you're wearing the bow tie. Now Carlos gets the headband.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

You can tell by the hostess does what she's doing. And Kathy fucking Hilton throws the best fucking parties over the best lunches. She's got it. She's got it.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Now Erica's, like, carrying in tupperware, takes it home. So Kathy sees Revelino, her event coordinator.

[Kathy Hilton]

She's like, in the future, listen, I don't want every single flower arrangement the same. It looks like a charity event.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

It is a charity event.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Isn't that you're throwing for your daughter

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

so that she could pretend she's a jewelry designer?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

So Erica is like, nobody doesn't like Kathy Hilton.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

No one. They should all quit their non jobs.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Not even Kris Jenner.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

So Jennifer, Jennifer walks in and say, oh, hello. Would you like a drink?

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

She's is that alcohol?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

They say, no, it's matcha.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

And she is, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

What a beautiful day for a garden party.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Hello, gorgeous girls.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

So everyone's taking pictures.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

It's all nice. And Kathy is, like, trying to get herself ready to smile. So she's like. She makes this noise and then they make it sound like it reverberates throughout all of Los Angeles. And like, oh, there's Kathy again.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

So Amanda comes over to the group

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

and Erica's like, hello, money queen.

[Kyle Richards]

Because, like, oh, my God, your lipstick matches your bag.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

So they're asking about Dorit's event.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

That's so vapid. Stupid thing to say. What a stupid thing to observe. I mean, like, it's Kyle.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

And of course, every second she gets

[Kyle Richards]

like, how is Dorit sing? How is Dorit Singh? What about Dorit thing?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Oh, my God. If you didn't want to go and you're so uninterested, why are you so obsessed? Just leave it, Kyle.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Kyle's unwavering dedication to observing people's bags when they walk in a room because that's the first thing she looks at.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

What sort of bag do they have?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Do I have it also in his mind? Better.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

She's obviously like, oh, your lipstick matches your bag.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

It's like, yes, because you were staring at the bag, Kyle. We know. What? You were sizing it up. You want one as well?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Yeah. So Amanda's like, well, I woke up

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

and I was thinking I wasn't going

[Dorit Kemsley]

to go to do reads thing, but

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

then I remembered, I'm Amanda Francis. I believe in women.

[Dorit Kemsley]

My ethos is standing for women on top of mountains who can do it. And now I'm relying on poor people that you met on Robertson Boulevard you're gonna marry just to shut up. Because I love poor people and women.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Oh, my God.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Okay, Amanda. So more people are saying hi, and

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Kathy is like, oh, is that your bee? That's a cute little bee jewel that you have.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

She's like, no, no, you gave it to me.

[Kathy Hilton]

Oh, it's so pretty.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

It's from you. It's from Nikki's line.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Like, it's pretty. Nikki, look, someone designed a really beautiful beat.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

It's mine, Mother.

[Kathy Hilton]

I'm giving it to Carlos. Carlos, no more headband for you. You get the be now, Mother.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Kathy.

[Kathy Hilton]

He's like, I look at every detail of a party to make make sure it's perfect. This party is for jewelry that I haven't looked at. Did you catch me in a lime? You did not. Did you catch me in a honey trap? Maybe?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

So Erica goes up on FaceTime, and she FaceTimes John, the guy that she's been seeing, and he's like, hi, love. What are you doing? You look great.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

She's like, thank you. You want to meet my friend Kyle?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

He's like, not if. Not if he's a queer.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

No, no, Kyle, it's a girl.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Oh, okay.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

He's like, just call me when you're done. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

So Amanda, they say, hi, and Eric's

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

like, this is my friend Amanda.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I don't have to. I don't really.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

I just have to call her my

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

friend because we're on camera.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

She's like, hi, We've heard so much about you. And this is, by the way, and this is Natalie.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

And I was like,

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

like, okay.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Well, thanks. Natalie.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Natalie.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

That was a great contribution to the conversation out there.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Natalie just popped a ping pong out. So that's. That's Natalie. This is Kyle.

[Kyle Richards]

I was like, remember me? I did your astrology chart. It's the first time I ever did an astrology chart that just spit out a black and white flag.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Yeah, that's great. Can I get back to watching Megyn Kelly now?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Okay, I'm jerking off to Nancy Grace over here. Can you just call me when you get home? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial. Vanderpump Villa's back. And this season it heads to the English countryside at Rosecraft Park, a new playground for luxury, indulgence and plenty of chaos. All under the watchful eye of Lisa Vanderpump.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

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[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

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[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

while navigating friendships, rivalries and temptation behind the scenes.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

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[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

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[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

drama and the tea but will be served.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

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[Carvana Customer]

Hey, sweetie. Your mother showed me this Carvana thing for selling the car. I'm gonna give it a try. Wish me luck. Me again. I put in the license plate. It gave me an offer.

[Kathy Hilton]

Unbelievable.

[Carvana Customer]

Okay, I accepted the offer. They're picking it up Tuesday from the driveway. I haven't even left my chair.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

It's done.

[Carvana Customer]

The car is gone. I'm holding a check anyway. Carvana, give it a whirl. Love ya.

[Grainger Announcer]

So good you'll want to leave a voicemail about it. Sell your car today on pickup fees may apply.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

So then Amanda's like, is he officially your man?

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Friends? Like, yeah, he's a bioficial man.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

And then gal's like, that was a hard launch, everyone. Hard launch on fleek.

[Kyle Richards]

You can't say that Erica didn't do anything this season because she actually put a man on FaceTime on the very final episode. So.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

And that man was so cheap.

[Kyle Richards]

Anybody who doesn't think that man's a brick house needs to step off the curb, girlfriend.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Oh, my God. I wonder if Erica has him on her find.

[Kyle Richards]

My God, that guy's got some riz.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Am I right?

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

R I Z Z G O D. Am I right?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

So they're teasing her like, oh, my

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

God, you're so in love. I'm like, I'm so. You know, I feel so safe without a child. I sense that there's no pretending or trying every, you know, everything softens and I'm allowed to stop it as well. Look at me. Soft Erica, who just said she doesn't give a and she understands why that pasty guy left that stupid, stupid to read in the first place. You know, I live with Tom for 20 years. I swear to God, I was walking on ice every day. So this is like a Nice peaceful rest, which hopefully Tom will be in soon. You see, look at me. Softer.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

You know, ever since the with I

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

was with Tom, I've learned so many lessons.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

You gotta aim higher. You can't just go with a crook. That's why I hooked up with Army Hammer the cannibal. And now I'm with this guy Shrek.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

By the way, I saw Armie Hammer at Target. I try not to go to Target very much these days, but I had to go to get something.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I think it got uncanceled because Giselle's ex husband, Pastor Holy Horse, said that we've uncanceled Target now.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

He said that, but I think everyone else said, why are you declaring this, Jamal? Everyone was like, no, it's still on. The boycott is still on. And just Jamal decided. I guess he decided he wants a toilet paper. He's like, guys, guess what? It's off.

[Dorit Kemsley]

I don't know.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

My ass is crusty. I'm going back to Target so you can get on board.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

But I did have to. I did have to. Okay, I did have to emergency go. And then I had a really disturbing moment because I was like, wow, who is that, like, tall, hot guy? And I was like, oh, my God, it's Armie Hammer. I was like, no.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Is he still hot?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

He was. He was hot.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

I see why. He was a star.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Like, he's. He was hot. I'm.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

I regret to report to everyone Armie Hammer is hot.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Was he buying A1 sauce,

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Little seasoning? I. I didn't really see what he's buying.

[Kathy Hilton]

Adobo.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

He was very chatty with the. With the. The checkout person.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

No, I'm sure the only people. Only people that are required to talk to him. I'm sure he's very chatty.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

An exciting morning. So now all the ladies have now sit down together because this is the moment where they have to have a group scene. So they're all seated and it's getting awkward. And Jennifer, she announces that she won't be able to stay very long because she had another obligation.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Yeah, it's a Louis Vuitton thing. I. I thought. I. I thought it was another day, but it's today, so. Sorry, Sorry. I'm leaving the bumblebee jewelry party to go to a Louis Vuitton. Just have a cookie crumble. Oh, cookie crumble. Hold on. My friend owns this house. I'm sure it's safe.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

So then Dorit and Bose join the ladies.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

And Dorit's like, a weaker person would feel intimidated by this. Display of a lion's den. I don't see lions. I see cowards.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Because, by the way, when they walked

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

in, she's like, look at them. A lion's den. I'm not afraid. I will be the lion slayer. I'm not afraid of the lions.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I'm like, no one is looking at Sutton and Kyle and being like, look at those lions. It's more like, look at those. I don't know. Any other animal would actually dragons. So she goes, like a really lame animal, but it just sounds. Actually, people would be like, how dare you call them a yak or something?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I don't know, like, they're calling women yaks now. Well, great. You're canceling. I'm canceling.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

My subscribe said I was a gentle animal.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I just love that.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

It's.

[Dorit Kemsley]

She's like, I don't see lions. I see cowards. But the lion was a coward, and there are sea lions. Very confused. But I'm walking over anyway because I'm a strong woman who's in bullying.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

So she goes over, and I will say, you know, this is like the fourth or fifth time in a row that she's had to walk up to a table where she knows everybody hates her and is going to immediately start yelling at her. And she's like, all right, well, I'm earning that money. You know, you can think whatever you want about Dorit, but she's just like, all right, I'll go sit with these hookers. Just let them yell at me for a while. Let's go. Here we go. Get me a drink.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Let's get back. Let's get back in there to be

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

in the lion's den. So.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

So she gets her drink. Sends her drink.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Faye Resnick walks in.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Faye's like, hi, everyone, it's Faye Resnick. And I ordered the lacy from the valley haircut. How's everyone doing?

[Kathy Hilton]

Well, everyone knows the one and only Nikki Haskell.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

And so we see Nikki Haskell get Nikki Haskell on this show.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Everyone's like, yay, Nikki Haskell. And you know that, like, four of those women are like, who is she?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

I'm sorry. He was this lion. Or should I call her coward? Coward. Mickey Haskell say to reach.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

She's not here to gang up on you. She just needs a seat.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Listen, Sutton, I'm not taking one moment of your.

[Kathy Hilton]

Oh, that's Nikki Haskell.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Oh, I'm sorry, dear.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I'm sorry.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Well, Nikki Haskell, do you have an excuse for why you didn't come to my book cover? Un. Unveiling.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

I was.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

I don't.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I don't know you, actually.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Oh, oh, real convenient. Nikki Haskell.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I know Nikki Haskell from her book, Nikki Haskell's star diet. Look and feel like a star with Hollywood's favorite seven day diet.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Nikki Haskell. Is there anything you can't do? Yeah, Move her. No.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Is there anything that you won't not eat? There's not.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

So Nick, Haskell's like. She just was like, this poor.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

This.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

This lady. She's, you know, she is blessed to be in. To be in a certain age in her life, and she just needs a seat. She's like, oh, God, I gotta sit and listen to these bitches all fight now.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

So Jennifer's like, okay, goodbye. I have something better to do. You're all fabulous people. Goodbye.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

So she leaves, and Bose comes over, and everyone's congratulating her on her engagement. And Dorit comes over, and Denise is kind of talking to Dorit a little bit and saying that she's doing fine and stuff. And they're talking about Beau's wedding for a little bit. So Dorit comes over and she's like,

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

well, the gang is here.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Well, hello, gang. Hello, everyone.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Hello.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

And they just all look at her, just, like, squinting at her cry. I was, like, pulsing her throat.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Like,

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Denise is like, guys, I gotta go. Charlie's gotta premiere. He's starring in the live action remake of Empty Nests. This movie. Gotta go. Diana invited me to be her plus one.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Okay, listen, Charlie getting another movie is least believable as this chick getting a jewelry line. Am I right? All right, good to see you guys. See you later.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

So Kyle's like, dorit, I heard your event was a success the other night. So as someone who's been in a successful movie franchise called Halloween, I can really appreciate that. I just want to say congratulations.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

So, yeah, I hope it's really great.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Coil.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Thank you. Thank you, Coyle.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Sounds good.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Good. I hope it's a big success, you know? I hope you can join me in the success seat.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

So Kathy comes over and she's got a little fan.

[Kyle Richards]

And Kyle's like, oh, my God. I didn't know if that was, like, a fan or a phone. That's crazy.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

It's the same thing.

[Kyle Richards]

I said, yeah, Julie Louise Dreyfus. The first time I said I saw her, I said, are you a fan or a phone?

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

It was so awkward when I lifted up her hair and tried to talk into her.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

It's a fan that looks like a phone.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I was like, oh, things are getting so.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Here we go. Let's watch Kyle not at all. Start a fight so later she can say, why are you starting a fight with me?

[Kyle Richards]

So Kyle goes, three. Can I say something? Obviously you were hurt the other night at your event and upset.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Okay. Yes.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Very deeply. Deeply.

[Kyle Richards]

Well, even if things were great, like, it would have been a struggle because I would have really be. I would really be killing myself to get there right now. And I don't even think you're talking to me still. So, like, we haven't even spoken.

[Dorit Kemsley]

She goes, okay, well, you both made a choice. All three of you did. And that's fine. That's fine.

[Kyle Richards]

Okay, well, in Italy too, like, I was feeling hurt.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Oh, my God, Kyle, can the woman sit down? Like, she just came over and you're immediately starting a fight. You're so annoying. They do this every single time. She's trying so hard, and she gets insta aggressive too.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Just like.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

So I was feeling hurt and like, you said that you didn't feel supported by me. And, like, I've actually always been there to support you because, like, whether it was Lucy the dog, whether it was the burglary, whether it was people accusing you of having a fake accent.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

By the way, I love how she throws the burglary in between Lucy Lucy apple, juicy, and, like, fake accent, like, two trivial things. And then you throw in the, like, actual dramatic thing in the middle. Like, I supported you during when you were going through ptsd. It's like, yeah, you should have. She was sitting there, like, shaking on the bench outside your house, and you're getting. You're giving yourself a victory laugh for. For being supportive to your friend who's, like, in shambles. Yes.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

And let's not forget Lucy Lucy apple juice was your story. You used to read in that story, not the other way around. Dorit gave that dog away and you forced it on tv and you forced her to fight with Vanderpump about it, and you forced Vanderpump to fight with her about it until you got Vanderpump off the. You can try and rewrite this shit as you're trying to do something oh so sweet for Dorit. You used to read as a cudgel, so shut the fuck up about that. And the burglary. You've had five yourself that we've all had to hear for. For the. All the years. And then people accusing you of having a fake accent. You were one of those people. You've been making fun of her accent for years.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Talking about Fucking hypocrite.

[Kyle Richards]

Kyle.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

That's right.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

You just said two weeks ago.

[Kyle Richards]

Whatever accent she's gonna use. Yeah, what accent is she gonna use today, Kyle?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

You lie.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

I always have had your back.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Well, what about my divorce?

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Well, what about your divorce?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Why. Why don't we stay in, like, the actual. Why don't we actually stay in the actual last three years? And you can tell I'm really mad because I'm playing the invisible piano in front of me while I talk. Okay, Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. Okay, Coyle.

[Kyle Richards]

Well, we've been trying to support you, all of us. I mean, last year I was really trying to support you. That's why I was sending PK memes, you know? And then this year, I've been really trying to support you, which is why I've been trying to make you look crazy so that can get the kids

[Dorit Kemsley]

in the divorce coil.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

This is.

[Kyle Richards]

All of us tried to support you. Right, girls?

[Dorit Kemsley]

I'm just talking about you.

[Kyle Richards]

Well, do you understand that, though, like, it's strange that you're upset with me because, like, every single person in this group has made a comment about what's going on. Not just your life, like, each other's lives. It's not you.

[Kathy Hilton]

You.

[Kyle Richards]

You know, like, we're the. We're not the sole focus, but, like, you're only upset with me, like, because

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

you're the one coming out or all the time, like, you're doing right now. You're annoying.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Every conversation is initiated by you or you're involved.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

That's not true. That's just not true.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

It's like you've had a conversation with Bose, with Erica, with Amanda.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

It's like, why do you say that I had it with them instead of that they had it with me or what?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Well, how come there's only one common denominator?

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

I don't know what a denominator is,

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

but if it has to do with being a successful actress, thank you.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Yeah, and they had the conversations with you because you brought it up to all of those ladies. Kyle, we saw you do it. It's on camera.

[Kyle Richards]

And Kyle's like, well, one common denominator is you, because you fought with everybody lately. I'm not the enemy. Nobody hears the anime.

[Dorit Kemsley]

She's like, oh, then stop fucking acting like one, Kyle.

[Kyle Richards]

She's like, oh, please. We've, like, done no. No different than I was doing it. Like, everybody here, like, nobody spoke maliciously, including myself.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Except when I made fun of your called you crazy.

[Kyle Richards]

So can someone please speak up and Say that someone, someone, anyone, anyone.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Like, she now is yelling for support because she's instructed everybody to come fight with Dorit, and now nobody's going in with her because she looks like a deranged, aggro, crazy person.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Yes. Erica goes like, yes. Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

She's like, oh, my God, for sake. I want everyone to speak the truth right now. Quit doing this to me. Quit. How many times, though, should we do,

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

like, a flashback to sudden going out on a limb and confronting Erica four or five years ago, and then Kyle just sitting there, like, her eyes bulging, not saying a single word? How many times has Kyle disappeared into the anonymity of the herd? Right, so Bose is like, well, I

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

usually like to help problem solve situations. This is not the time for that right now. Dorit and Kyle, they just need to address their issues with each other. Anybody else jumping in? Is that just gonna muddy the situation? I don't know. I'll just have to go ask Kelly.

[Dorit Kemsley]

You are gossiping, and if it's genuine concern, why not come to me?

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

And Erica's like, I don't think it's gossip.

[Dorit Kemsley]

What was that called?

[Kyle Richards]

Kyle goes, what was that, Erica? You want to say it louder so I don't have to do this on my own?

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

I don't think it's gossip. Thank you.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

And Sun's like, oh, are we allowed to talk? I don't think it's gossip either.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

There.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Look, Kyle, I'm your supporter too.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Dorit's like, well, it's very simple. You try to get your gang together, a gang that I was part of for about seven or eight years. And you try to get your gang together so that you feel like you've got the team members and you've got a clique.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

And Sutton's like, well, she's not getting the gang together.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

And if she were, does that mean.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Says the gang all together?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Yeah, I mean, she's not getting the gang together, though. Now that you say that, am I in the gang?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Am I in the gang?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Oh, my God, I'm in the gang.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Okay, I'm calling. Hold on one second.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I'm gonna call my mom.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Hey, Mom, I'm in the gang.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Finally.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Shame on you. My mother just doesn't support me.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Dorit is my friend, and, like, I

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

have her back, but also, it's, like,

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

not my place to tell these girls that they're not.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Right. It's.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

This is, like, clearly years in the making of issues in their friendship, and it's, like, coming to a head, and I am dead. It's like a dead head. You know what else is coming to a head? The hat that Xander's wearing. It's like so cute on him. I love his hat, honestly.

[Dorit Kemsley]

And what did I do to you, Erica? Tell me what I did, Erica.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

She goes, remember what you did to me in Italy at the table? And how low you went?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

How low she went. Cuz she said the C word.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

All the things you said.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Tell me, please do read, Erica, first

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

of all, don't talk to me like that. Don't talk to me like that.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

What she did, she repeated your name.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Don't talk to you like what?

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Like that. You can turn it down and we

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

can have a civil conversation. I'm all for civilization, really. Were you civil when you called me

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

a cut Fitness in Italy.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Erica's really grasping onto that one.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

It's like, erica, it's a 10 year friendship. It's non dorit.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

And then there's like a huts underneath, like doing the mental math, like.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

But 10 minus 2 plus 1, carry the 3.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

This is nine years. Just trust me on it. To read nine years.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I thought it was interesting because she pointed out, like, it's nine years, like, it's a big diss. But in la, there's that whole thing about, like you have when you're together for 10 years, that's when you're really. Because then you have to, you know, give more, or you have to give more past your NDA or whatever. I thought it was interesting that Erica

[Dorit Kemsley]

was like, we didn't make it to ten. Shut up, Dorit.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

You know, I cannot be shushed two, three times. Your hand in my face. Left in the town. You don't want to hear anything what I'm saying.

[Dorit Kemsley]

And that's what you get.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

10,

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

please. Okay, Erica, you have my undivided attention. It's like, okay, I want you to soften your edges. Because you know what? You can't keep letting us have it one by one all the time.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Which is funny because Erica is the one with these sharp, cold edges who. Because it's everyone all the time.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Yes. And she's not. Dorit just came over here and said hello. You guys are the one jumping all over her ass. She didn't even say anything. Anything to you. She didn't even say, erica, you didn't come to my party until you piped up.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

But I will say, I mean, Dorit has been awfully agitated this this season, whether it's deserved or not. And it was kind of funny to me watching Erica be like, okay, you need to Settle down, okay?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

We've been, like.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

We've been dealing with this all season long. Can you just, like, pipe down for a second? That's basically what she's saying.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Well, she's agitated because she comes to the dinner and they're coming after her every time. It's not like she's just showing up like, hello. You know? They're like, dorit, you suck. And then she's like, no, I don't. They're like, why are you mad? Because you just said I sucked.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

She is trying hard to reach you, and you're not home, and you're not listening to her. And we're all here talking about you. So we're all here talking about your finances because you've made it very. Okay, well, that's very interesting.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Eureka.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Because I don't know who you really are. Because one minute you. You're nice one minute, and one minute you're not. She's like, oh, okay, good. Okay.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

All right.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

This is what we're doing. It's like suddenly everything's changed overnight. You know, that I'm a single mother. I'm hustling my ass off. You know, I've joined the workforce. I don't know if you've heard, but I'm out there, Rosie the Riveter. And this book cover release was so important and meaningful to me because now I can finally put the porridge on the table for my sweet children so that way they can make it to class where they can learn the fine art of plumbing and building things and, I don't know, someday making a name for themselves. That's what I'm doing out here.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Do you know what it's like having Christmas Eve, putting cookies out? Waking up the next morning, nobody's eating the cookies or any of the crisps in the pantry? Do you know what that did to Jiggy? Do you know what it did to Jiggy?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

You'll have to excuse me, because Jagger, Phoenix, and I are going to a subway to sing songs together and earn a few dollars.

[Kyle Richards]

Sorry.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Jack is just finishing up his will work for a beer sign going under a freeway. Phoenix has one that says, why lie?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I need heroin.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Very creative, my children.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

So Erica's like, okay, all right, all right.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

She's like, no, we had. We have all this.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

It's like, okay, all right, that's fine.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Today we want to say she like. And you couldn't even pick up the phone to call me. Me, a single mother, part of the workforce.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

She's like, no, no, I could not. I Could not.

[Dorit Kemsley]

I need a minute.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Yeah.

[Dorit Kemsley]

To process everything.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Okay.

[Dorit Kemsley]

And really assess a nine year relationship.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

All right, do that. I don't give a.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

So Erica's just, like, sitting on a boat with a fishing pole.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Like, I thought Erica was so funny. I thought this was funny.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

It's like, okay, fine, fine.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Okay, you do that.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

You do that.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

She's like.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

And you being okay with that? With what you did? She's like, okay, I am okay with

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

what I did because I feel very

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

fairly in what I did. This is not the guilt. This is not guilt.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

The guilt for a group over here.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

I'm really cool.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

It's fun.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

She's like, no, no.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Well, I see that you feel that way.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Well, yeah, do.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Okay, well, at least now I have a chance to see the real you.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Okay, good. Glad you did. We done now?

[Dorit Kemsley]

I can process it.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Okay, good.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Now the check is done. The check has been delivered and paid and we can leave the restaurant.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Fine. Get the fuck out of the restaurant then.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Great.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

And bon voyage.

[Dorit Kemsley]

We've had a good way going away party now. We threw flowers at you. It's done.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

All right, it's done.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I'm leaving now.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Bye.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I'm in a car. Turn it on.

[Kathy Hilton]

What?

[Dorit Kemsley]

You can't hear it? It's a hybrid.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Fine.

[Dorit Kemsley]

You're in a hybrid, right? I'm backing up now. But you can't hear it. Don't get in the way of the hybrid. I'm leaving. Bye. Bitch.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Off to my shift at the factory.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

So.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Well, we're working here in Allentown.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Seven and a half cents doesn't mean a heck of a lot. Seven and a half cents doesn'T mean a thing. But give it to me every hour. Every hour, 40 hours a week. That's enough for me to be living like a queen.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Do you know how much my feet hurt from sliding down the back of that brontosaurus at the end of the day, Dorit, you're not in the Flintstones.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Then why do sticks tip my car over?

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

That's just pk.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I wasn't gonna go there.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

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[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

All right, well, if you got something to say, you should say it. Right. Fuck it.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Now you want me to say more?

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

No, not really.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Well, you did say that you didn't come to the COVID reveal party because you wanted to get my attention.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Yeah, I got it, don't I, Erica?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

You would have gotten it by picking up the phone.

[Kathy Hilton]

Oh, the phone.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Is it a phone or a fan? Am I right? Guys, remember that callback?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

And then Erica, do you remember the

[Kathy Hilton]

time Kyle tried to fan herself with that girl from Seinfeld?

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

We were both on Must See TV on the same night. Excuse me, I was on er.

[Dorit Kemsley]

You have nothing else to say?

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

That's right.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Good. We're good.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Okay. Oh, yeah.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Okay, guys, wrap it up. Wrap it up.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

If this is who Erica is now, I don't really want that friendship. I don't really want a friend who can turn their back so quickly when you were the lowest point of your life.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

So she's like, anything else that I

[Dorit Kemsley]

need to hear that I haven't heard?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

And Carl's like, I'm done talking about this.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Okay, well, I'm gonna get a drink. This was very something that was unproductive

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

is what it was.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Painful is what it was.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

You know what I think, like, a lot of this is not what you're saying, it's how you're saying it. Like you need to Be hotter.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Maybe you could, like, sing it to the tune of Happy Birthday, Xander. That's so good.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

It's too annoying to have a conversation with her, to be honest.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

It really is.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

I think that, like, if Kyle says,

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I'm concerned because you seem different and you seem like this, and you seem that, that'd be more effective. Thanks, Rachel, for weighing in on this after the fact. You could have, like, could have helped her along beforehand.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Okay.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Yeah. I think Rachel is probably, like, the audience at this point. Like, this is so stupid. What are you guys even fighting about? Wrap it up.

[Kyle Richards]

And so Kyle's like, this year has been filled with difficult moments, but a lot of really beautiful moments, too.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

And then we see Kyle's ending montage where she's very. She's very upset that here she is at this point in her life and she just doesn't know what's going on, where's her husband and her kids are going to be gone. Kyle, go get on the boat with Morgan and shut the fuck up. I'm not buying. I'm still not buying it. I'm not watching this.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

So, yeah, we see shots of Alexia's wedding and everything.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Which Dorit was at, by the way.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Yeah, the question was whether or not it was actually going to go because she was invited. But she did go. In the end. Dorit did show up for Alexia's wedding, but Kyle and Dorit have not spoken since. And while Kyle and Mo did not end up sharing a room at the wedding, neither are ready to pull the

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

trigger on a divorce.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

So Kyle says she forgives and forgets and doesn't hold a grudge ever, which is hilarious. Lisa Vanderpump's, like, just laughing somewhere, like

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

magic.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Rachel's like, oh, my God, I do. I hold a grudge forever.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I love Rachel's. Yeah, yeah. Like, we know. We've seen how you feel about Brad Koreski, so. Sure. Whole thing is that things with Roger been improving, and she's been sort of debuting a new romance on the red carpets, but not by the valet stands. Could you believe Raj made out with a girl in a valet stand? Like, I die. I die.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Yeah, that's the thing in Beverly Hills, because PK got caught by a valet stand. Mauricio got caught by a valet stand. Roger got caught. They're all at valet stands. That's when. That's when you really get horny. It's like someone's bringing around that car.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

So Erica's like, she don't want to be my friend. She doesn't understand that I'm frustrated with her. It's fine. Whatever. I don't care. This. This group was lost. I'm sad there's distance between 3 and

[Dorit Kemsley]

I, but I'm fine.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

You know, things resol themselves when they're supposed to.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Her thing is that her $25 million

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

trial is starting up this month.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

It may have already started. I don't know. But, like, it's starting in April and. But you know what, though? She's in a good relationship and her. She also has her new DJ career as dj. Pretty mess.

[Kyle Richards]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

So I'm sure that's gonna go great. And Bose is like, well, I think

[Kyle Richards]

it's clear as mud. Not talking about the diamond Keely gave me. Just, I don't really even know what's going on now.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

And so Bose is going to try another round of ivf While planning two weddings on two different continents. She and Keely are still searching for a bit part for Keely to play on television. That's not this show. But Keely's yet to get his own drawer.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Then Sutton says, I'll be back. I'm gonna go aerate the yard some more, everyone. Which is funny because I think she means she's going to walk around and her stilettos are going to aerate the yard, but it sounds like she's. In a weird way, it just sounds like she's going to go, like, fart somewhere. Sutton says. Sutton is working on making Sutton Brown official and keeping her Zen mentally and keeping away from vodka, lol. While she struggles with her empty nest, Sutton found solace in her gang of pets and Reba. It also sort of sounds like Sutton's trying to wean herself off of Emptiness reruns. And so she's watching Reba reruns instead. She's like, I found a new sitcom that I really like.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I'm out of Rebus, so I'm on a Happy, happy place. I love that they're making the alcohol a part of her ending. When we just saw her drinking a giant glass of vodka, she's really working on staying away from that alcohol. So then Amanda's like, sudden, I'm bringing your sunglasses. Okay, well, Sutton and Sutton and Amanda just go home. Sutton's gonna go aerate the yard more. That's her last line. And Amanda's like, here's your sunglasses. So then we see that Amanda and Eddie legally tied the knot in a civil service on 99 25. We see the ceremony. And for the richer or poorer part, Amanda's like, We're gonna need to say richer for richer.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Yeah. And even, like, her man is like, oh, Amanda, please, not right now. Like, can we just do this? So then Nikki and Kyle are. Are talking, and Nikki's like, oh, my God, you guys have been fighting for so long, But I'm gonna go to dinner. I got bored watching all the old ladies fight.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Scott's like, no, no, don't leave.

[Kathy Hilton]

No, no.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

But you're. You're my relevance.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

So then Sutton and Bose and Dorit are, like, sitting together, and Sun's like, hey, may I join you?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

So I didn't really get to have

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

my fight earlier, and I was wondering if I could do my fight now. So, Dorit, I just want to speak to you for a second, if that's okay.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

She's like, sure. Okay, well, I know you don't care

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

to speak to me, and you've made that very evident. Look, notice how I made myself the victim. To me bailing on your party. Yes, but do you want to explain to me what happened at Rachel's and why you told me you were going to hate me forever?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

It's like it was a joke.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

She's just. She's such an idiot. Like, is she really this stupid or is she just this annoying? Sutton, you are not a victim. She was totally kidding with you. She said at the time she was kidding.

[Dorit Kemsley]

She said juke.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

And she's like, well, you didn't say it in a joking way.

[Dorit Kemsley]

It's a joke, for crying out loud, Sutton.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Like, well, it hurt my feelings. Just don't.

[Dorit Kemsley]

You know what, Sutton? I'm very sorry. I'm going to give you sucking on a lozenge face. I'm very sorry, Sutton. That deterred your face. Well, you know, that didn't even seem

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

like you are sorry for it. Oh, Sutton, you come to her, you get an apology. The apology is not good enough. You have a fit and go. Pretend to cry. Just go.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Yeah. So she's like, you know, I really shouldn't worry about Dorit's dismissal, because it's not like she's living this great life that I want to be part of it. But if Dorit just wants to be on this island with Bose and Rachel, who say yes and touch their hair

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

and hold their hand, that's fine, because

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I'll be on an island where I do that to Kyle, and my island's better. Okay, fine.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Yeah. And I like that she kind of got mad that she kind of turned showed the real sudden when she's like, well, I don't care about Tariq's dismissal because, I mean, her life sucks, which harkens back to her. Maybe you should get a wallet. Maybe you should fight with a wallet that fits, you know? She's like, why would I want to be friends with this poor bitch? I don't care. You do care, though, because you're following her around everywhere. No one cares, Sutton. So dorit's like, I need to get

[Dorit Kemsley]

back to my kids. Which is what I say now for everything. I need to get back to my kids.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

I'm gonna go.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

And so then drees, something's like. And you're wondering about why. Why I didn't come to your thing. Okay, because she says, I'm sorry.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Doris says, sudden what you have to say is irrelevant to me. You've had a lot of chances.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Oh, and you're wondering why I didn't come to your party.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

She goes, ah, you are out of lives.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

What?

[Dorit Kemsley]

What?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

I'm out of life?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

What does that mean? A direct threatened murder Me. You know, I'm trying to apologize and do. I'm trying to get an apology and to remembers me right there.

[Dorit Kemsley]

I'm dead.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

You're nine lives. Nine lives. Everyone. Everyone's. Everyone's going to. All the cats are dead. Every day. They're. I've taken all their lives. They're all done. No more no cats in America.

[Dorit Kemsley]

You're nine lives. They're done. And she's like, but I'm not a cat.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Oh, God, Sutton. Jesus Christ. Unbearable. So the ladies are watching this from down south, you know, of course, Carl's like, ah. And Nikki says, this is like a car crash. Sutton's like, why don't I want to

[Dorit Kemsley]

be your friend when I see how

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

you're treating two great friends?

[Dorit Kemsley]

She goes, oh, just go, Sutton.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

It's like, I've witnessed you treat your friends like dirt all summer. I'm dead serious now.

[Dorit Kemsley]

I'm not interested. No soliciting

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

psycho.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

I'm not interested in resolution.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Well, you really need to check on yourself, Sutton.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

I know you need a moment, but

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I'm not interested in it. Like, I know you're trying to have a little moment finale, but, like, you're you. You miss your chance. She's like, so basically, Dorit's just son's like, well, I don't need a moment. I'm walking out the door, girl.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

She's like, okay, goodbye.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Yeah, love. Love the bow.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Because Sutton's got this big, huge bow on the back that look like wings. And Rachel's like, yeah. I actually really do love the bow, though. She's.

[Dorit Kemsley]

I do, too. It was a jukebox. What is wrong with this kiss?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

One thing I've realized about friendships, ones that I have in this group, there's real history and there's real love, and it's fractured. And I don't know where we go from here. All I know is anything can change. Ask me again in six months. But for real, I don't know where

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

we go from here.

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

I don't know how to get home. Can anyone drive me?

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I'm lost.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Where are we right now? What is this? Where are my children?

[Podcast Host 3 (another co-host, possibly Amanda or a guest)]

The roads are so confusing in Bel Air. I need an Uber.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

And that's the end. Dorit's book is set to release in June 2026. While her divorce is still pending, she lost dead weight in both her relationship and friendships and loves being unbootened.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

That's it.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Three part reunion coming up.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

That looks pretty feisty. We'll be covering that.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

And in the meantime, stick around for our coverage of Ladies of London, and

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

we will catch you on the next episode of Weapons.

[Dorit Kemsley]

Coming up.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

See you guys later.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

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[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

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[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

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[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

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[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

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[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

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[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

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[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

I go, you go, we all go

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

for Hugo Jamie, she has no less

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

namey Sip some scotch with Jessica Trotch.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

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[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Caroline Peacock, Kristen the Piston Anderson Que sera sera Whatever will be will Lauren Sills be? She gets a name from us. It's Lindsey D. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Leno Fresh as a daisy.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

It's Maisie McHenry Aren't you glad It's Marianne Arens?

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the Berg.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

This is living with Michelle Vivian.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

I love a y' all Olivia Williamson.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

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[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Yes, we canna. It's Savannah.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

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[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

It's Amanda V. Can I have a Kavanaugh? It's Anna Kavanaugh. Somebody get us 10cc's of Betsy MD

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

we're taking the gold with Brenda Silva.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Let's get real with Caitlin o'.

[Podcast Host 5 (another co-host, possibly Heather or a female commentator)]

Neal.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Put us on a stretcher. It's Charlotte Fletcher. Hogle your horses. It's Christine Hogel. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper can't have a meal without the Emily sides.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Who, what, why, where? And Gwen Penny Scentland. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. My Favorite Murdo Karen McMurdo let's get savage with Laura Wildman in the study with a candlestick It's Leslie Peacock. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Baron She's a whiz It's Liz Sarthy always killing it It's Lola Al Kalani. Roger that.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

It's Marla's Rogers the incredible edible Matthews sisters.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

She eases our woes. It's Melissa St. Rose she's the lady of the house It's Rachel Charouse. There's a chance of meatballs. It's Rebecca Cloud. She's our princess.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

It's Rebecca Prince Maximum love for Sandy Maximosa. She's the queen bee. It's Sarah Lemke.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

We cannot tell a lie. It's Sarah.

[Podcast Host 1 (possibly Heather or a main commentator)]

Tell of son Shannon out of a cannon. Anthony, please don't stop.

[Podcast Host 2 (possibly a co-host, maybe Kristen or Michelle)]

It's solely and pop. Let's take off with Tamla plane.

[Podcast Host 4 (commentator, possibly a male or female co-host)]

Strike a pose. It's Tori Rose. She ain't no shrinking violet Coutar. We love you guys.

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