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Andy Cohen
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Erica Jayne
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Andy Cohen
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Erica Jayne
It's a car insurance app?
Jennifer
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Erica Jayne
Let's just never happened.
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Kyle Richards
Watch what happen. Who cares what happens when there's so much.
Jennifer
Happens?
Kyle Richards
When there's so much that happens.
Andy Cohen
Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Happens. This is is part two of a two part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one, guys. It's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay, it's before this one.
Dorit Kemsley
Bye.
Andy Cohen
Enjoy the show.
Interviewer
Well, let's get to it. As our longest running consecutive housewife across all franchises, we've seen change in coverages over the last 15 years from her kids leaving the nest and Mauricio getting his own place, the car, finding love after Mo. Whether Kyle goes Brad or Angelina in the future, we can all agree that she will never figure out how to fully open up the French doors in her house.
Dorit Kemsley
So from seeing Kyle being an innocent aunt of Paris Richards to now as one of the talking oranges on Conan o'.
Andy Cohen
Brien.
Dorit Kemsley
But Kyle, what do you have to say?
Andy Cohen
So we see this big, long Kyle clip, and everyone's weeping because they're talking about the divorce.
Carl
And Kyle's like, oh, my God. I'm like, so depressed because my marriage is slipping away.
Andy Cohen
And then everyone in the crowd is
Dorit Kemsley
like, oh, stop it.
Andy Cohen
You guys didn't even cry this way over your own damn divorce. Divorces. And this has been going on for 20 years, and it's a lie.
Erica Jayne
Yeah.
Kyle Richards
So Kyle's like, I honestly did not expect to get as emotional as I did in the old house, but I kept thinking of, like, all the memories of the kids growing up and how,
Kathy Hilton
like, my life was there. And, like, just thinking about Glenn running around the bean shaped pool trying to put together the white party. It just brings back so much Andy. So much
Andy Cohen
not. I mean, Kyle has been renting this house out for years. She's been in there many times, but I guess seeing it remodeled was a thing. So Andy's like.
Dorit Kemsley
Well, I was struck by Mo's emotional disconnect from that whole experience.
Andy Cohen
And Rachel's like, I think it's different for guys.
Carl
Yeah. You know, because, like, he's a businessman. Like, he's like, analyzing the property and
Andy Cohen
he's just looking like the paint job
Carl
and, like, the bad farmhouse remodel, you know, that's stuff that he cares about. I mean, can he be a little disconnected from times? Sure. Sure, guys, sure. It's just my cross to bear.
Interviewer
Did that emotional disconnect contribute to the dissolution of your relationship?
Kyle Richards
Yes.
Interviewer
Okay, well, on the after show, you explained that at a holiday party you were a little bit off. By Mo maybe looking around, I mean,
Kyle Richards
it was, like, uncomfortable. I think he, like, forgot that, like, his wife of almost 30 years was there. Like, we were on the COVID of the nut magazine. We were, like, such a good couple and we are having, like, the best divorce ever. But, like, he forgot that, like, I.
Erica Jayne
I'm like, part of his life, you know? And, like, Rachel was there. Rachel saw it.
Kyle Richards
I was sort of like at a
Erica Jayne
party with Rachel Z.
Kyle Richards
What I'm trying to say is I
Erica Jayne
was like, at, like, a really big Hollywood party, guys. It was huge.
Interviewer
Yeah.
Andy Cohen
It's not great. It wasn't great. It was like. It was bad. It was really bad.
Dorit Kemsley
It was awkward.
Andy Cohen
It was awful. He's like, living a very different life. Like, very different. I see him. And so now she's whispering to Kathy and Kathy's like, really? She's like, yeah, I see him out all the time. I see him like four or five times a week. It's like, crazy. He's, like, having so much fun. It's disgusting.
Dorit Kemsley
Oh, my God.
Erica Jayne
It's like a child who's not moisturized. It's, like, awful. It's like, terrible. It's like a child who doesn't bring his mom their own Hermes bangle. Like, why? Like, what's happening here?
Dorit Kemsley
So, Kathy, why are Kyle and Mo slow to file?
Carvana Customer Response
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Kathy Hilton
They're so used to other people doing
Kyle Richards
their nails that I think when they
Kathy Hilton
have to do it themselves, they just take a little longer.
Interviewer
That's not what I meant by filing. But anyway. Kyle, do you have anything to say?
Kyle Richards
Well, you know, he and I have had that conversation because, like, if anyone new enters either of our lives, they're probably gonna, like, force their hands. So, like. But we haven't thought that with anyone or needed to do that, you know, so it's just like, everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Yes, but, like, do you think that you could do that now? I mean, because it would, like, so it wouldn't cause anger. I mean, versus waiting for that moment when someone else is involved, it could potentially lead to anger. You know, you wouldn't want Keely to come in, and then suddenly you're mad at Keely. Am I right, Keely? Kyle's like, no, but I kind of
Erica Jayne
would rather blame somebody. So I am waiting for that person to come in.
Andy Cohen
I mean, Bose has a really good point here. It would be better to do this without the acrimony because somebody else coming in would be like, well, why does she deserve this? I deserve this. You need to fight for this. You shouldn't be giving this this much up in a divorce. You fight her on this. You know, you've always got that. Or vice versa. You know, you've always got that possibility when you're waiting for somebody else to come in. Don't do it.
Kyle Richards
Mm.
Andy Cohen
I wonder if just so much of this is tied up, like, so much of their business. Money is tied up in other things, you know, I wonder what their finances are like.
Carl
So Andy's like, well, are you worried
Dorit Kemsley
that your relationship with Mo will change once you file?
Jennifer
Is that what's holding you back?
Dorit Kemsley
I'll just answer this question for you because God forbid, you haven't done anything really all season about your own life, so I'll help you.
Carl
And she's like, yes, that sounds good.
Jennifer
Do you think you're waiting for him?
Carl
Waiting for him to file, Waiting for
Jennifer
him to come pick Kyle, come be.
Kyle Richards
No, I think it's just, like, not knowing what we want right now because, like, I.
Erica Jayne
Like.
Kyle Richards
I'm like, the way it is, we're in Aspen. We can go to dinner or go to our own rooms and wake up and have coffee together in the morning and go skiing and.
Erica Jayne
I mean, I think the truth is that once divorce starts happening, I think it's going to start to get ugly. And I think. Because I think there's a lot of money on the line, and I think Kyle is reasonably not looking forward to that. So she's sort of staying in this purgatory right now because it's just a little bit easier. And he's like, well, do you guys
Interviewer
still do family vacations like that?
Kyle Richards
No. I mean, no.
Kathy Hilton
It would just be, like.
Kyle Richards
It just would be scary. I don't know. It's, like, very scary.
Erica Jayne
Oh, my God. He, like, lives, like, a totally different life. I see him everywhere, like, every week. Everywhere. Everywhere I go, every breath I take, he's there watching me.
Jennifer
Well, pokey for mon says, kyle, when
Dorit Kemsley
you do file for divorce, will you be asking for half of the agency?
Carl
Well, it's mine, but goes, oh, well, half of it is mine.
Carvana Customer Response
Does he realize that?
Erica Jayne
Kathy asking that was kind of funny?
Kathy Hilton
Like, he screwed me once. He'll screw you, too. Get ready, sister.
Kyle Richards
Well, we built our lives together, and he literally had two nickels to rub
Erica Jayne
together when we met.
Kyle Richards
And I was like, stop rubbing your nickels together.
Erica Jayne
That's stupid.
Kathy Hilton
Why are you doing that?
Erica Jayne
You can't make fire that way.
Andy Cohen
No, I get it.
Dorit Kemsley
I get what you're saying, Kyle. I get it. And Annie launched the agency on your show.
Andy Cohen
I mean, you're a big part of it.
Carvana Customer Response
Yes, she is. Yes, she is.
Dorit Kemsley
Listen, money changes things, especially with men. Men and money are.
Andy Cohen
I mean, they become a be together.
Dorit Kemsley
A beast.
Kyle Richards
Yeah, but that doesn't change. Like, that half. It doesn't change that that half is mine. It's mine. It's totally mine. I'm, like, sure.
Erica Jayne
I'm.
Kyle Richards
I'm sure Mauricio will be pretty chill
Erica Jayne
about just giving you half of the agency. I'm. I'm sure that will go very smoothly for you, Kyle. Good luck.
Andy Cohen
Said every wife ever. And it's crazy, because she has been on this show telling Erica, you need to file immediately. Like, all this, because Erica's still not divorced either. You know, all of them were like, erica, you have got to file. Get a forensic accountant in there, figure out what's going on. And now she's not. I don't know. There's something more to this, I think. They're not filing because they're waiting for the company to be more profitable or because that company's expanded so quickly. Obviously, it's very successful, but who knows how that money's tied up? God, I wish Sutton would research that we actually care about. Like, this is something to, you know, get a PI About. Sutton.
Erica Jayne
Exactly. And Amanda is right. I mean, the show gave the company an extraordinary amount of exposure. I don't know the real estate industry well enough to know whether or not the company still would have grown regardless of the show. But, I mean, they were really able to advertise that they have offices opening up in Mexico. Offices opening up here, offices opening up there. There's this, there's this. There's this building that's. Or this, this estate that's up for sale. They were really able to, like, furnish an image.
Andy Cohen
Yes.
Erica Jayne
Through this. So Kyle does deserve a significant portion of. Of the agency, I believe.
Andy Cohen
Yeah. And I believe she formed it with him and everything, too, so. Yeah, she should almost like, she was
Erica Jayne
the CMO of it.
Andy Cohen
Yeah, she should definitely be getting some money. I don't even like Kyle, but, you know, go get that money, Kyle. So. But also be smart, you know, because I worry, you know, whenever someone's like, well, we don't have to file because we get along so well. Yeah, but you're giving him more time to move money around and hide shit. And to think that he won't do it to you. Please don't be like everybody else. You know, he will. So she's like, well, you know, there's no debt, Erica. Because Erica keeps making everything about herself, which is so funny.
Carl
She's like, I mean, it doesn't change at half his mind.
Jennifer
And Erica goes, yeah, half the dead and half the earnings.
Kyle Richards
There's like, no debt. There's no debt. Okay. We didn't have anything in the beginning but a two bedroom apartment and three kids. That's all that we had. Kathy's like, but sudden you didn't get half.
Erica Jayne
She's like, no, well, I got half the assets and I got, you know, I got some bar stools, and I think I got like a little, Little coaster I could put down on my, My, my counter. I didn't get much.
Andy Cohen
Sutton got a lot. Sutton got a ton. She got assets. She owns a baseball team. Like, Sutton's fine.
Carl
Yeah.
Dorit Kemsley
And he's like, personal question. Have the monthly payments you were getting gone down. Sutton.
Andy Cohen
She's like, well, I'm not getting child support anymore, but I do get my
Dorit Kemsley
spousal support, which is okay.
Andy Cohen
You know, unfortunately, my children are gone.
Dorit Kemsley
Okay, we know, Sutton. We know. And we.
Andy Cohen
She gets 300 grand a month in addition to her child support. And you didn't have to pay taxes on the child support. She said.
Erica Jayne
Rachel's like, oh, my God, can I, like, marry him and divorce him? Oh, my God.
Kyle Richards
Amazing.
Erica Jayne
I love it. Like, I'll take a. I'll take a founder's fee.
Sutton Stracke
All right.
Interviewer
I want to move on to Alexia's wedding. Which no one in America cares about. It looked beautiful, Kathy, how did Kyle do as mother? The bride?
Kathy Hilton
Oh, she did great.
Kyle Richards
But I knew it was hard because she felt a little lone from Mo.
Kathy Hilton
Yeah, it was, like, a bit sad. I'm not. Like, it's not what I envision for when my children get married.
Kyle Richards
Like, I see so much of me and Mo and Alexi and Jake.
Kathy Hilton
And I'm just, like, trying not to be emotional. So my voice might sound, like, really weird. But, like, people ask us all the time how this happened. And I think that, like, the fame and the money and the travel, like,
Erica Jayne
he just takes a phone call.
Andy Cohen
Hello?
Carvana Customer Response
Is this Oprah? Yeah, I've been. I've been trying to call you. You know, there's a robot version of you online that told me to take baking soda. Come on, Kathy.
Kathy Hilton
I'm, like, trying to have, like, an emotional moment with Alexia's wedding. Because we didn't get to show it on tv. So I'm just trying to extend the moment.
Carvana Customer Response
Carl's crying. Do you know who she is? She's the non famous sister. You remember her, right? How's Gail?
Kyle Richards
I'm.
Kathy Hilton
I'm contractually obligated to mention that Staples printer paper is the best. Because that was supposed to be profiled on the wedding. And we never showed it on TV, so.
Carvana Customer Response
Dr. O. Doctor, just a quick question. Why wasn't he in the Wicked film?
Kathy Hilton
I just. I used to tell Mo, I want to work and make money. And if that's, like, what you want, but, like, we don't need all the money. And, like, we could live somewhere else. Like, I just don't want to live in LA and have no money. Like, what's the point? Living here and having no money?
Carvana Customer Response
Okay, you don't feel good either? Oh, you did the baking soda diet, too? Oh, you believed it was you, too? Even Oprah believed it was her on.
Kathy Hilton
On IA Kathy, I'm having really good character development right now. Like, I always told Marisa, we could move to Vail and you could be a ski instructor. And I'd stay home with the kids. I'd be okay. I'll be.
Interviewer
I'll be fine.
Kathy Hilton
Like, living life on, like, a salary.
Carvana Customer Response
Hi, Kimmy. Okay, I'll tell her. Kim said. You just said. I'll put you on speaker.
Dorit Kemsley
You stole my goddamn house, Kyle.
Carvana Customer Response
Well, you did do that again. Again, you're right. You're not wrong.
Kathy Hilton
I could do the simple life. I could do the real simple life. Like me, Kyle Richards, who just loves to shop and shop and shop and shop and shop. I could also be happy to not shop and be in Colorado.
Carvana Customer Response
Oh, Carol.
Andy Cohen
Carol.
Carvana Customer Response
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Interviewer
Kyle Richards, I feel like you were trying to say something that made you sound humble, but I was too distracted with Kathy. So we're just gonna move on. Well, Mo has been out of your. Has been out and about all over town, but you're pretty much difficult to pin down. You've been pretty tight lipped about your dating life. Pun intended. So now that you're talking about it, do you feel a weight has been lifted?
Dorit Kemsley
Well, a little bit. I feel like it must have been unbelievably difficult to fall for someone who then said, I don't want to be a part of this show. I mean, is that real love, really?
Interviewer
I mean, who is this? Jermaine Jackson Jr. ASA callback deep cut.
Erica Jayne
So then we see everyone's, like, reacting like, wow.
Kyle Richards
So Kyle's like, listen, there have been, like, a lot of people on our show who've, like, not wanted to film.
Jennifer
Yeah, yeah.
Interviewer
She's saying a Lot of people have had a relationship on the show that the audience never even knew about, because that's what we are really good about. A show where we talk about being open and honest, but we hide all the relationships.
Andy Cohen
The only housewives, where they all brag about how much they don't share.
Carl
And Carl's like, yeah, I mean, like, you guys don't even know.
Dorit Kemsley
Well, everyone's curious about your love life. I guess my thing is, it seems like with this person, we're just going to say person. I don't anyone want anyone to. I don't want anyone to have any clue of who I'm talking about. Okay. It might have reached a point where they didn't even want you on the show. So is. Is Morgan Wade trying to keep you off the show?
Kyle Richards
I'm still standing, sitting here, so obviously, I got to have control over that.
Interviewer
So it's your choice to stay on the show. Is that what led to the relationship breaking up?
Kyle Richards
No. There was, like, no ultimatum or anything. And, like, it wasn't me saying I'm choosing the show over this person. It was me saying, I would like to be on a show more than
Erica Jayne
I would like to be with you. It's a big difference if you think about it.
Andy Cohen
This is just so funny that he's pretending to grill her when they all know that she never broke up with this woman. You guys, if she didn't break up with Morgan, then why does she buy a house in Nashville? And if she did buy a Nashville house when she did break up with Morgan, she's kind of a stalker. And this is weird, and we should be asking about it either way. Like, come on, man. So he's like, well, Dorit, you had
Dorit Kemsley
lunch with Sutton, and you said you'd been protecting Kyle for years. Is this relationship relationship what you were referring to?
Andy Cohen
And she's like, sucking on an invisible candy.
Jennifer
Yep. Yes.
Dorit Kemsley
Yes, it was. Because you knew about the relationship and you didn't bring it up.
Jennifer
Yes. Yes. In many, many times, it became a
Dorit Kemsley
topic of conversation, and me knowing things
Jennifer
and having to lie, it's not particularly nice.
Interviewer
Did you appreciate Kyle that Dorit, that secret for you?
Kyle Richards
Well, I always appreciate when friends keep things in confidence for me, just like I do for them, because I'm a real friend who shows up, supports things all the time. Best friend, Kyle Richards.
Dorit Kemsley
Do you think you were putting them in a bad position because they had to know stuff about lesbianism and didn't get to talk about it?
Jennifer
Come on, Kyle.
Dorit Kemsley
Yes or no? Yes or no?
Kyle Richards
Well, also when I mentioned that there are people that others have dated, but, like, don't share it. Like, I think we have to respect those people who are not paid or signed up to be on a show. It's really hard to be. To date someone who's not only on television, but has been on television and feature filmed for quite a while as an actress. It's very intimidating to the normal people. So I just want to hold space for them.
Jennifer
Well, you say that a lot of people here don't show who they're dating. Who, who, who,
Kyle Richards
Like, I guess Erica maybe. Like, there are a number of people here who have, like, been that they're seeing that people are dating someone and they just, like, don't want to bring them on. And that's like, okay. Unless it's someone I don't like on the show, in which case I have to yell at them for not being open and honest, in which case it's
Erica Jayne
not okay for them not to bring them on.
Kyle Richards
You know, that's how it works.
Andy Cohen
It's okay for me, but then I get to yell open and honest to everybody else constantly.
Dorit Kemsley
So he's like, okay, well, these aren't serious, long terms relationships like yours was, because yours was not only a real relationship, but years before that. People were so invested in you and moving and then you break up.
Jennifer
And it was a big deal, Kyle.
Dorit Kemsley
It was a big deal. My cleaning lady is still very, very upset.
Kyle Richards
Yeah, well, you know what? People will focus on, like, one little thing. Like, tell your cleaning lady stop focusing on that one little thing and say, like, oh, she's not sharing. She's not sharing. I've shared so much of my life for 15 years on the show. Like, there was the time I produced a show with Alicia Silverstone, and then there was, like, the time I was in Halloween, and then there was the time I bought, like, remember I bought something and I was like, I love to buy things. So I've, like, shared, like, so much. So I don't understand why people are
Erica Jayne
upset at me right now.
Carl
I opened up about being able to
Andy Cohen
shop anywhere, even in an airport.
Kyle Richards
I opened up about how dorit was late. Like, that was really brutally honest for me. I was so open in that moment when she was being so late and
Erica Jayne
making us wait and being erratic.
Dorit Kemsley
Not everything is up for public consumption,
Carl
as Lisa Vanderpump would say.
Andy Cohen
Oh, wow. Still bringing up Lisa Vanderpump. You got a lot of damn nerve. You got a lot of damn nerve, ma'.
Kathy Hilton
Am.
Interviewer
Dorit. I watch what Happens live. I asked your thoughts on Kyle and her ex being broken up, and you said, I think that kind of happens when she's filming. You think when filming is done, she's back in the relationship? Well, ask her. She's to your rights and because she sure is you fitness.
Andy Cohen
But seriously, why are you asking Dorit do it. Ask Kyle. And Kyle's like, well, I made it
Carl
very clear that I'm single. Okay. And I've also made it very clear that I will lie to stay on the show because it is my right as someone who doesn't have to share anything. So
Interviewer
do you feel heartbroken?
Kyle Richards
No, I've gotten. I've gotten over the bangs. It was nice that I had them, but, you know, it's time to move on.
Interviewer
Not about that. About, you know who. The one rhymes with Oregon Fade.
Sutton Stracke
I'm not.
Andy Cohen
Morgan played.
Kyle Richards
I'm not sure what you. What you're alluding to.
Interviewer
Here's the VHS of Sling Blade.
Kyle Richards
Still not getting it.
Dorit Kemsley
All right, Sudden Strack may have let Avi go, but, God, she also let every single storyline or anything interesting about her go as well. Sutton, let's watch your really embarrassing package. I'm so sorry this is in the middle episode. I'm very embarrassed for you. All right, let's watch this.
Andy Cohen
And it sat and be like, I'm gonna change my last name to Brown.
Kyle Richards
Jane.
Interviewer
Jane. All right, no more singing from you, Dorit. I assume you. I assume you think Sutton didn't have any personal growth this year.
Sutton Stracke
Oh, God, I thought she did. My God, I was. I was one of the first ones to say it, but then.
Interviewer
Haha.
Sutton Stracke
No, I saw those eyes.
Jennifer
I saw those eyes.
Sutton Stracke
Those eyes. Those beady little eyes.
Interviewer
No, none.
Kyle Richards
Yeah.
Dorit Kemsley
Even Erica said she notices Sutton Brown doesn't drink vodka. What made you ease up, Sutton?
Andy Cohen
It's like. Well, I. I think when I took a break from alcohol, got dumped by every friend that I had, it was just so much better for me. I mean, it was so much better for me. I mean, now I drink a glass of champagne or wine at dinner. I saved the vodka. I only drink the vodka when I'm in the car, so that's.
Dorit Kemsley
That's really helped.
Erica Jayne
It's a great, great way to get through those drives, you know?
Interviewer
Okay, well, do you think you were ever. You ever had a problematic relationship with alcohol? No.
Erica Jayne
No, no, no.
Jennifer
Maybe.
Sutton Stracke
I mean, I was.
Erica Jayne
I was lost, okay? I wasn't drinking too much. I was just drinking too frequently. See what the difference is there.
Sutton Stracke
So I, you know, it was.
Interviewer
It was.
Erica Jayne
It was just like. It's not that I was getting too wasted. It's just that the wastedness was getting to me.
Sutton Stracke
Does that make sense?
Dorit Kemsley
I'll tell you.
Andy Cohen
Problematic relationship with alcohol. I did have a bottle of Belvedere that got a letter from the pope and asked it to change its last name to Tito's. So that was. That was rough. That was real rough on it, Andy.
Erica Jayne
And the moment I knew I maybe should cut back was I got so drunk that I tried to hire Tito to be my new assistant. And then the bottle said, I'm just a bottle. And I said, then why are you talking? And said, because you're drunk. And I said, what? Woke up the next morning, barely even remember the conversation. Never got that resume. Anyway.
Andy Cohen
Anyway, what we're talking about frequent drinking, you know. Well, I think, you know, I was. I wouldn't drink too much.
Dorit Kemsley
Yeah.
Andy Cohen
It was just too frequently.
Dorit Kemsley
Well, watch what happens live. Garcelle said she thought she gave much more within your friendship than she got back in return.
Andy Cohen
It's like, oh, great, we're still talking about Garcelle. Okay, Well, I don't know why she thinks that. That I would have done anything for her and those boys.
Dorit Kemsley
Any single thing for her and those boys.
Andy Cohen
And she knows that. She knows that I would. I would have had her in my hot tub.
Dorit Kemsley
I would have had her in those boys in my hot tub just like anybody else. There was a red kid, redheaded kid
Andy Cohen
in there one time. I don't know if I've told this story before. It's a good one.
Dorit Kemsley
It's a good one. Okay, You've told that story. Do you have any thoughts about what could have happened with Garcelle?
Andy Cohen
And it just goes quiet. And we cut to Dorit smirking and be like,
Jennifer
eating a candy.
Dorit Kemsley
This is my candy version of
Erica Jayne
they all sort of know. And son's like, well, I think it was really the question was, what was your biggest surprise from their season? And I said, it was that Erica and I ended up getting along so well. And so the thing is that Garcelle,
Sutton Stracke
you know, it was Garcelle being there
Erica Jayne
for me was not a surprise because that's what friends do. So when, you know, when Garcelle came and defended me against my monster of
Sutton Stracke
a mother, like, that was a surprise. That's what friends do.
Erica Jayne
So I wasn't surprised. And so I think she was confused and upset at me there because it's. That's her nature is being supportive, is, am I doing okay?
Dorit Kemsley
God, you're boring.
Carvana Customer Response
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Dorit Kemsley
Seriously?
Kyle Richards
Does.
Dorit Kemsley
Does alcohol really give people that much personality? If so, geez, bring some out here. Okay, now, I think the assumption for Garcelle's departure was that you'd said right after Erica told Garcelle she was boring and didn't bring anything to the show, and Erica's like, oh, whoops, I didn't say that.
Jennifer
But, hey, to make up for it,
Dorit Kemsley
I'm wearing very bright pink blush all the way under my eyelids. So, like, what.
Andy Cohen
What is she going for? By the way, Kyle has it, too. Like, the really thick pink blush. It goes all the way to under your eyes. I guess that's a new thing that people do.
Kyle Richards
Must be the. Must be the style.
Erica Jayne
So, Jennifer, my cheek second.
Dorit Kemsley
My.
Jennifer
My. My new. My new thing is I no longer have aim.
Dorit Kemsley
That's what I want people to think. That's my new brand. She can't even aim her blush. That's Erika Jayne right there.
Jennifer
Badass me.
Interviewer
God, that got so. So boring. And look at our season. Look at how much more lively it's been without Garcelle.
Jennifer
Right, America? Well, I've seen Sutton and Garcelle's friendship outside the show before I was even on it. And they would get dinner, they would ride in the West Hollywood parade together. It's a very genuine friendship.
Erica Jayne
Yeah, I do feel like I lost a friend. And I hope one day we can reconcile, you know, or at least talk.
Interviewer
You and Garcelle?
Erica Jayne
No, me and that Tito's bottle. I was really sad. I lost track of it.
Andy Cohen
I tried to look it up on Facebook, but it has a different last name now, so it was hard.
Erica Jayne
Dr. Landia Robot.
Sutton Stracke
Not the same.
Erica Jayne
Not the same.
Dorit Kemsley
Well, Sudden fans were not happy to see you losing your cool with Jennifer.
Andy Cohen
Oh, no, they were not happy with me. They were not happy with me. And I would like to thank Jennifer for that.
Jennifer
Let me hold your hand. Hold on. I'm sorry, Amanda. I know that people pretending that you're not here, mostly. But I'm gonna do it again. Only because you're between me and Sutton. Sutton, I. Can I take your hand? I love Sutton so much, and I don't want anyone here to think that me and Sutton aren't friends. I'm so sorry for anything hurtful that I may have said to hurt Sutton. Sutton, I love you and I am sorry.
Andy Cohen
What are you apologizing for? Sutton was being a total asshole. Oh, my gosh. Thank you, Jennifer. And I apologize for the. Hold on. What The. Nothing I did. I shouldn't say that sorry for all the fame I've given you from being on the show.
Jennifer
Okay.
Dorit Kemsley
I'm sorry for all the zero that I've done to you.
Andy Cohen
I'm sorry for barking at you that one time, but I'm going through a lot.
Dorit Kemsley
Thank you.
Interviewer
Okay, well, something to read at Rachel's birthday. Sudden. You had a moment with Dorit that went awry.
Sutton Stracke
Yeah, it went south.
Interviewer
Yeah.
Sutton Stracke
Well, I sat down on the couch and I have looked in Sutton's eyes for five years and I have had her look at me with that same vodka infused look that I know. And when she is about to be horrible, I know it. I know it like I know at
Interviewer
the back of my hand.
Sutton Stracke
Oh, gee, I've got so many beans back there. Wow. Anywho, I hadn't seen it for a few months because Sutton Brown doesn't have that look, but guess what? Sudden strike was present. And when I look and I saw it again, I saw. I thought, hell, she went to the dark side.
Carl
What do you mean? At the party?
Jennifer
Yes, at the party, Kyle, keep with it.
Dorit Kemsley
Oh, you are pre. You are so presupposing things. All I said was maybe you should approach Kyle and make things good.
Jennifer
Yes.
Dorit Kemsley
Yes, you did.
Andy Cohen
And you know what? Just listen. When I was not. I was not coming at you, Dorit.
Jennifer
I know the eyes. I knew them. I knew that Luke and everyone else
Andy Cohen
knows that Luke too, like you talking about. And then we see a clip of this look, and it is so hilarious because Sutton is giving her that look and it is a scary ass cat about to pounce on you look.
Erica Jayne
It really is. She's got, like. Her eyes have, like, narrowed to these teeth like slits.
Sutton Stracke
You know what you saw?
Erica Jayne
My eyes was pure exhaustion. It was the look of a mother whose son had betrayed her by moving to a college across the country.
Sutton Stracke
That's all it was.
Erica Jayne
And the a mother who also hates one of her friends or her quote unquote friend.
Interviewer
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Andy Cohen
So Sutton was totally. Sutton's acting all innocent here, which is crazy. You came for dorit when you went to Amanda with Kyle and said, hey, why aren't you more mad at dorit for saying all that? Or why aren't you more mad? Yeah, why aren't you mad? More mad at dorit about saying that stuff about your business? I would be furious. You need to get in there and yell at dorit. Why are you not yelling at to read? So that was the first time. And then this whole taking Kyle side and being like, go apologize to Kyle while when. And not hearing dorit side at all. Yeah, you're coming first. Just stop pretending. Just be your old self and come for people. It's more fun.
Interviewer
Yeah.
Erica Jayne
So Sutton is like, you know what?
Interviewer
You're. You're.
Erica Jayne
You're. I was not coming at you for anything.
Sutton Stracke
No, you had an agenda. When Rachel came over, I slightly turned
Erica Jayne
my face, just, oh, no, you. It was not a slot turn. It was at least a.5 degree angle away from me. And that is a lot where I come from in Augusta.
Dorit Kemsley
You are up and you left, and
Andy Cohen
Jennifer and I were both like, what just happened?
Jennifer
What just happened? Okay. Okay.
Dorit Kemsley
So then sen doesn't show up for your book party. Was that the final straw for you?
Jennifer
Yes, it was. And I won't even drink without a straw. Stanch your teeth. Stanch your teeth.
Dorit Kemsley
Andy. She took the last straw at that
Jennifer
party, and I will never speak to her again.
Carvana Customer Response
Dorit, can I ask you something? Honestly? You had a lot of friends at that party, a lot of people that you pay to be your friends at that party. Do you really care that Sutton didn't come? It's like, kind of a good thing that Sutton didn't come as Sutton we've all had conversations with. Even Carol doesn't like talking to Sutton.
Sutton Stracke
You don't understand. We had created a little pile of gougeres that we're all going to throw at her head, and she not showing up really ruined the entire event and the entertainment that was planned for it. So when Sutton had her fashion show, I was there to support her. Yeah, but you know what you did, though, Dorit? You came in with an inauthentic smile
Erica Jayne
on your face because you couldn't wait to trash it. And we see the fashion show and Dorit afterwards doing giving, like these big, bulgy eyes. The confessional being, like, when they ask her, like, did it look good? She's like, you know?
Andy Cohen
Yeah, so she's right about that. I don't think Dorit should be coming for Sutton for not coming to her show. I think she should be coming for Erica and Kyle, because those are her real friends. But Sutton?
Erica Jayne
Yes.
Andy Cohen
So Sutton's like, well, I would rather not go to something and not be mean, then show up and pretend to love it and then turn around and trash it.
Dorit Kemsley
That's worse.
Andy Cohen
That is worse. What you did to me.
Interviewer
Hypothetically, Dorit, if she had shown up to your book cover thing and said, who doesn't launch for a book cover? Or the COVID is not even that good, or I can't believe that Bravo is spending money to film this, or it's honestly not gonna help sell us this book. And this book probably won't sell well in the first place. Or I don't know why it's to read, even on show. Or, like, what's up with the fonts? I mean, everything is just a catastrophic failure from all ends.
Sutton Stracke
Yes, Andy, we get it. We get it. We understand that.
Dorit Kemsley
What even is unbootened?
Jennifer
That's the wrong word, Andy. It's unbootened. Unbootened. Unbooted. Unbuttoned.
Sutton Stracke
It's. It's a book about how I am a bird and how once PK left, I could finally grow my wings and fly away and leave the house, and therefore, the house is unbird end.
Interviewer
You don't even know what your book is named after, do you?
Jennifer
I don't know what unbooting means.
Dorit Kemsley
No, I don't.
Jennifer
But they said it. It sells well with the 23 to
Dorit Kemsley
33 age group, which apparently is very important.
Sutton Stracke
They say it's a four quadrant book
Interviewer
hitting all ages from 0 to 160.
Dorit Kemsley
Why do you look like a quarterback
Andy Cohen
on the COVID of your book?
Jennifer
Soccer.
Interviewer
I was told that I have to
Sutton Stracke
give a quarterback to someone.
Jennifer
Try 25 million. Okay, Erica, this is not about you.
Dorit Kemsley
Are we still in my package?
Jennifer
No, we're not that. We're done with your peak kids.
Dorit Kemsley
Shut up.
Carvana Customer Response
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Dorit Kemsley
Okay, let's move on.
Jennifer
Well, I would have felt like if
Dorit Kemsley
she had been mean to me, but
Jennifer
what does that have to do with
Dorit Kemsley
not showing up or showing up?
Carl
And he's like.
Dorit Kemsley
Well, I'm saying that you went to her fashion presentation, and you weren't not. Do you see he's making my point is what he's doing.
Jennifer
Well, I didn't see anything bad on
Dorit Kemsley
the night of it, Andy. I said it after.
Sutton Stracke
You know, when you're not in a great place with someone, you always. You sometimes poke fun.
Interviewer
And he was like, well, I'm making an analogy. Oh, my God. I can't believe I fell into the
Erica Jayne
analogy trap on a Housewives show.
Interviewer
It's not a very good one, Andy. Okay? I think it's perfect. And I'm still the boss here.
Erica Jayne
Watch out.
Jennifer
Okay, well, I do think that when I saw you and Erica together during my book launch. That hurt. It hurts. It hurts, babe.
Interviewer
Together. How do you think I felt? Me having to go to son's house for an afternoon watching her pretend like she's not getting drunk on Schlitz.
Jennifer
Please. You know, one of her dogs eats his own poop.
Sutton Stracke
You couldn't show up to support me?
Interviewer
No, I couldn't. I was very much something you said
Jennifer
in Italy at the table.
Interviewer
You said you're doing this to save yourself. Oh, you're saying to read man that you were going after in order for you to save your job on this show.
Erica Jayne
What was this lasty moment that Andy just had?
Interviewer
He's like, oh, you're so. She's saying that you're really super boring, and you really don't share much of your life, so therefore, you had to come after her, otherwise we probably would fire you. But you had this big moment, and you saved yourself and kind of saved the season, too, because it was boring until then. But then suddenly we got adult of life right at the end of the.
Kathy Hilton
Of the show.
Interviewer
Right? Is that what you're saying?
Jennifer
Oh, that's what hurt you? That's what hurts you? Yes. I mean, you could call me a Cup Fitness all day. It's a statement that hurt me the most. I bear my soul about my TV stuff. I really put it out there, you know? That was a really good number for me. And when I see someone that I love, Love meeting you. You say that thing to me. I was like, no.
Dorit Kemsley
How dare you?
Jennifer
How dare you?
Sutton Stracke
You have to understand from my point of view what's.
Jennifer
I do understand. Your point of view sucks.
Sutton Stracke
I let you speak. I let you speak because God forbid I let you sing.
Interviewer
So then Erica's like, okay, but fine, say something.
Sutton Stracke
She's like, okay, first off, don't.
Jennifer
Don't. Well, don't what?
Interviewer
Don't talk to me like that.
Jennifer
Talk it over me.
Interviewer
Let me finish how I feel.
Jennifer
Okay, finish.
Sutton Stracke
Well, and this is exactly why I am in the position where I am in where I feel this way, because,
Erica Jayne
you know, Erica's really mad because she's getting staccato.
Jennifer
Yes, that is exactly why I'm in the position.
Dorit Kemsley
I'm wet.
Jennifer
I felt this way. I'm done. I'm finished. I rest my case, Sandy. Okay, well, you unleashed on me. That's going to be my second book. Unleash it.
Interviewer
Yes, I did. I did.
Jennifer
And what made you exclude like that, Erica? What made you exclude?
Sutton Stracke
I'll tell you where I lost it. You said, bose has supported me in this group more than anybody, and I
Interviewer
was like, oh, no.
Dorit Kemsley
All right, is there anything you want to say in response to those two things? Erica saving her job or Bose being a better friend?
Jennifer
Well, I'll say to kid. Apologize.
Interviewer
For who?
Jennifer
To me.
Interviewer
For what
Kyle Richards
she's saying.
Interviewer
It made her flip when you said she was doing that for her job, even though, technically, you guys are all doing this for your job right now. What don't you get, you stupid, stupid person?
Dorit Kemsley
Do you want to apologize? Okay, hold on.
Jennifer
I apologize for.
Andy Cohen
What?
Dorit Kemsley
All right, all right. We're just gonna.
Erica Jayne
Just gonna close.
Dorit Kemsley
Close this eye.
Interviewer
Well, we'll see how this plays out next week.
Erica Jayne
So that's the cliffhanger. Will there be an apology for Erica?
Interviewer
We'll never know.
Erica Jayne
Actually, that's.
Kyle Richards
That's wrong.
Erica Jayne
We'll find out next week on part three, the epic dramatic conclusion. So everyone thanks everyone for being here,
Kyle Richards
and we will catch you for some
Erica Jayne
Ladies of London next, and then we'll
Kyle Richards
see you on Monday. Bye, everyone.
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Bye.
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Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: May 1, 2026
This episode covers Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (RHOBH) Season 15 Reunion. Ben and Ronnie deliver their signature snark and affectionate mockery, diving deep into the dissolution of Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky’s marriage, the tricky realities of housewives’ authenticity on reality TV, Sutton and Garcelle’s friendship drama, and the blurred lines between on- and off-camera relationships. The episode is packed with memorable one-liners, pointed debates, and classic Crappens humor as the hosts both lampoon and empathize with the cast’s journeys.
The Emotional Breakdown & Mo’s Disconnect
Why Delay Filing for Divorce?
Ownership and Finances
Kyle’s New Relationships & TV Boundaries
Dorit’s Loyalty and Keeping Kyle’s Secret
Double-Standards in Sharing
Sutton’s Drinking & Growth
Garcelle’s Exit and the Fallout
Losing Friends, Not Bottles
Friendship Expectations & Inauthentic Support
Book Name Jokes
Petty Grievances Amid Laughter
Mauricio’s Disengagement:
“He’s just looking at the paint job and the bad farmhouse remodel, you know, that’s stuff that he cares about.”
(Carl, 03:15)
On Delayed Divorces:
“You’re giving him more time to move money around and hide shit. And to think he won’t do it to you—please don’t be like everybody else.”
(Andy Cohen, 09:45)
Kyle on Reality TV Authenticity:
“Unless it’s someone I don’t like on the show, in which case I have to yell at them for not being open and honest, in which case it’s not okay for them not to bring them on...You know, that’s how it works.”
(Kyle Richards, 18:43)
Sutton, on Drinking:
“It’s not that I was getting too wasted. It’s just that the wastedness was getting to me.”
(Erica Jayne, 22:46)
Erica, on Friendship:
“No, me and that Tito’s bottle. I was really sad. I lost track of it.”
(Erica Jayne, 26:30)
Book Jokes:
“It’s a book about how I am a bird and how once PK left, I could finally grow my wings and fly away and leave the house, and therefore, the house is unbird end.”
(Sutton Stracke, 34:00)
On Housewives Apologies:
“What are you apologizing for? Sutton was being a total asshole. Oh, my gosh. Thank you, Jennifer. And I apologize for...hold on... for all the fame I’ve given you from being on the show.”
(Andy Cohen, 27:25)
The hosts deliver their insight in a sarcastic, irreverent, and quick-witted style. Their humor ranges from silly (impressions, running gags about Tito’s vodka, and mocking Housewife product launches) to cutting, as they question the cast’s authenticity and self-awareness. Throughout, they maintain a clear affection for the franchise and the characters, parodying them out of love as much as exasperation.
This recap episode provides a thorough comedic dissection of the RHOBH Reunion Part 2, exploring emotional storylines, financial maneuverings, and classic Housewives catfights. It highlights why Ben and Ronnie are fan favorites in the Bravo podcast world: they see through the façades while celebrating every dramatic, ridiculous moment. Listeners will get both the event highlights and the vibe—Housewives madness, translated through the Crappens lens.