#3351 Below Deck Down Under S04E14 Part Two: Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

Summary

Watch What Crappens #3351 Recap: Below Deck Down Under S04E14 Part Two – "Hair Today Gone Tomorrow"
Date: May 5, 2026
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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Episode Overview

Ben and Ronnie return for the second part of their recap of Below Deck Down Under, Season 4, Episode 14, delighting in the show’s blend of high-seas drama, guest antics, and crew intrigue. With a sharp mix of praise, mockery, and affectionate ribbing, they break down the crew's shifting dynamics, a guest group of physicians with mysterious vibes, and the always popular “Fish Report.” As always, their banter is peppered with iconic lines, running jokes, and pop-culture asides.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Charter Prep and Guest Introduction

• The crew is one person short, post-Mike’s firing, leading to banter about having “crystal-free lungs” (03:21).
• New charter guests: C.J., his (mostly silent) wife Brenna, physician friends, and his parents, described through comedic lens as “hostage video” energy for Brenna (04:00).
  • Ronnie: “Brenna’s like... She looks like she’s in a hostage video. She’s just looking at the camera like, please, just send the money to whoever. Please." (04:00)
• The guests are all in the medical field and “kids at heart” (05:35). The hosts joke about the group’s dynamics, particularly Brenna's silence and reference to Monica from Friends (06:10).
  • Ben: “Oh my God, my hair’s frizzy. What am I, Monica from Friends?” (06:10)

2. Crew Love Triangle and Tension

• Hot tub hangout exposes complex crew relationships:
  • Daisy, Joao, and Jenna create apparent intimacy, sparking speculation from Ellie who watches via CCTV (07:26).
  • Ellie acts as the ship's gossip relay, reporting back to Alicia about goings-on (12:33).
  • Ben: “You’re bringing it up and still pissed at work. I don’t think you’re over it. Somebody is going to die today.” (07:21)
• Emotional fallout as Ben confides:
  • Ally (as Ben): "I’m absolutely baffled by relationships right now. I’ve learned people generally will let you down. Jenna’s meant to like me and Joa’s meant to be my friend. I’m bloody confused." (11:33)
• Room reshuffling stirs up feelings:
  • Daisy and Joao decide to share a cabin, leaving others out, which Ellie sees as retaliation (21:16).
  • The hosts riff on the word “betrayal” in a long, hilarious word-association game (23:15–24:51).

3. Cliques, Accusations, and Gaslighting

• Ellie stirs drama by spreading rumors that Jenna is talking behind Alicia’s back, leading to a tense stew meeting (18:34).
  • Ronnie: “People need to stop staring shat and don’t fuck with my girls.” (19:33)
• Daisy calls out Ellie for overstepping, as Ellie tries to play innocent:
  • Daisy: “I don’t appreciate somebody grabbing shrimp out of my hands during dinner service when I’m trying to help.” (51:20)
  • Ellie: “But it was because I was going to do it faster.” (51:27)
  • Ben: “Literal gaslighting. Love it. They use the term so much on reality TV that I love when it actually happens.” (53:10)

4. Iconic Banter and Pop-Culture Moments

• Brenna’s “Monica from Friends” joke and “hostage video” running gag (06:10, 04:00).
• A sequence comparing how Daisy can “read people like a book, Tumblr blog, or cereal box label” (20:00).
• Broadway/Cabaret references and spontaneous show-tunes by the hosts (22:00).
• Hilarious Roommate Rejection “BETRAYAL” word games (23:15–24:51).
• The group’s riffs on helping “old people unpack,” “turtle faces,” and a viral sea turtle slap video (29:09).

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The Fish Report (31:45–47:23)

A beloved segment where Ben and Ronnie narrate sea life clips from the episode, transforming marine creatures into characters and celebrities. Notable highlights include:

• Eel chorus “singing Bohemian Rhapsody” and “obnoxious” camera-hogging eel (32:34).
• Influencer jellyfish compared to Ed Hardy and Instagram influencers (34:27).
• Long churro fish, “slender” commentary, and body positivity jokes (35:08).
• Romance between a turtle and a red starfish, with a callback to Above Deck Podcast’s marine education (36:13).
• Fish with “too much Groupon lip surgery” (39:15).
• Discovery of a “Spanish Dancer Nudi Branch” (43:36):
  • Ronnie: “It’s called this creature in the image is a Spanish dancer. Nudie branch. Nudie branch is one of the largest sea slugs in the world.” (43:48)
• Lionfish as "Gandalf escorting Hobbit fish to underwater Mordor" (44:52).
• Shade at a classic, shiny silver fish for being “the Sutton Foster of the sea” (45:33).
• Tiny face in rocks as “Bernadette Peters”—“Another day goes by.” (46:12)
• Shark performing “up-dog” yoga pose (46:43).

Memorable Quotes:

• Ronnie (re: snake): “I have to say, this is one of the cutest snakes we’ve seen. I had the same feeling. I was like, this snake is so fucking cute.” (40:41)
• Ben: “This turtle is the Eddie of the sea. It’s just like—but I’m still here. But I’m so nice. Why would you pay me any mind?” (37:28)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On crew gossip:
  “This is like season one Downton Abbey, with the evil lady who put the soap down!” – Ben (12:13)
• On Daisy confronting shrimp-stealing:
  “My name is called Daisy, and the S stands for shrimp, as in shrimp and a glass putter. I know what I’m doing.” – Ronnie (51:30)
• On Ellie’s attempted sabotage and denial:
  “She could have just said sorry... But she’s like, ‘Why you getting crazy, Daisy?’” – Ronnie (52:55)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Opening & Guest Setup: 03:07–06:36
• Crew Dynamics & Hot Tub Scene: 07:03–13:22
• Roommate Shake-Up & Betrayal Word Game: 21:16–24:51
• Stew Drama: Accusations & Meeting: 18:34–20:52
• Fish Report: 31:45–47:23
• Daisy/ Ellie Shrimp Fight: 49:24–53:10

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Recap Tone & Language

Ben and Ronnie keep it playful, irreverent, and hyper-referential—slipping in song parodies, Bravo callbacks, theater kid jokes, and Heather Gay levels of shade—while still caring enough to dig into the real conflict beneath Below Deck's surface. Their language is sharp, witty, gay-coded, and affectionate, maintaining the show’s signature blend of insider snark and sincere fandom.

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Quick Takeaways for Non-Listeners

• The episode centers on behind-the-scenes crew rivalries: shifting alliances, perceived betrayals, and petty drama amplified by cabin moves and late-night hot tub talks.
• The Fish Report continues to be a beloved, offbeat segment, giving marine life the Crappens treatment.
• Daisy and Ellie’s shrimp standoff is an episode highlight—a minor workplace spat escalating to Bravo-level feud.
• Multiple “betrayal” puns and word-association bits keep humor at the forefront.
• The hosts remain as sharp and hilarious as ever, making this installment a must-listen for Bravo fans and Crappens devotees.

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Transcript

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Croppens. This is part two of a two part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I Didn't hear part one, guys. It's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.

[Ronnie]

So Batul and Daisy are in the crew mess, and Batula is like, where's Mike? I cracked him off the boat. Have you not heard? She goes, no. It's like, oh, God, Batul, you got to keep up. I'm just working.

[Ellie]

All I want to do is work.

[Ben]

So now it's 23 hours until charter and his preference sheet meeting. And the captain's like, all right, we're down a crew member. I mean, it was a terrible crew member, but, you know, at least we won't have to breathe in the Aqua Net anymore. So we'll have a little time to creel out, clean out the crystals in our lungs. And we've got a very nice couple coming on with zero drama. So I expect you all to have a show of an episode to make up for it, right?

[Ronnie]

That's right. This is going to be C.J. and his wife, Brenna. And Brenna is looking forward to being able to say the first words she's ever said to Sue J. So let's please. Fingers crossed. Will Brenna get to say something in this video package?

[Ben]

Brenna. Oh, my gosh. Brenna's like. She looks like she's in a hostage video. She's just looking at the camera like, please, just send the money to send it to whoever. Please. I'm tired. I'm hungry. I just want to come home.

[Ronnie]

So CJ and Brenna, they actually live in the Dominican Republic, or at least they have a house there. And Sujay's like, Bren and I Met Probably. Probably 11 years ago. And I think there was, for me at least, there was an instant connection. I mean, I started thinking about my career in medicine from early days of my life. My father is a family doctor. Oh, was that. Did you want me to say more about Brenna? Because I've already started talking about my career.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Ben]

When I saw Brenna, I knew there was an instant connection to medicine. So I really committed my life to that. Brenna's just looking at the camera like, God damn it.

[Ronnie]

When I saw Brenna, I knew there was an instant connection between her upper lip and her bottom lip. Godde do not part.

[Ben]

So he facetimes his parents, and he's like, hey, guys, we're. We're invite. Me and Brenna. Don't say it.

[Ally]

Brenna.

[Ben]

Yeah, me and Brenna. This one here you know, Silent one, we're, we're going to take you on a mega yach. They're like, what?

[Ally]

Oh my gosh.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. My parents have done everything for me. Dad could have had all kinds of stuff. Being a doctor. He could have, he could have like had a nice car, he could have been on trips. But he refused all that cuz he just wanted to educate me. And I don't think there's ever been, you know, they've ever had an opportunity to have this type of luxurious experience. So I'm going to give back to my parents. Brena, what do you have to say about that? Just, Just kidding. Just, you don't have to talk.

[Ben]

So Jason's like on there. Joining them are their friends Emily, Anson, Mark and Kim. And the parents, Vinod and Jasher. And Sanjay is like the group coming with us. We're all in the medical field, all physicians, but we're also kids at heart. We do have fun.

[Ally]

We, we do, we do. We do have fun, right, Brenna?

[Ben]

Just kidding. Brenna.

[Ally]

We want 80s Mike.

[Ronnie]

You know, Brenna gets, she gets wild when that Debbie Gibson gets turned on. So everyone be careful. Brenna, could you do your out of the Blue karaoke for us? Just kidding, just kidding.

[Ben]

Do not sing Brenna. But then Brenna does start talking later and we kind of see why she doesn't talk because she's like, oh my God, my hair's frizzy. What am I, Monica from Friends?

[Ronnie]

Was that Brenna? I thought that was Brenna's friend though.

[Ben]

I guess we'll see.

[Ronnie]

It could have been Brenna. We're gonna find out. This is why it's good.

[Ben]

I just thought that was the funniest reference. What am I, Monica from Friends?

[Ronnie]

I know Courtney Cox is like, I'm gonna try this, this below deck show. Let's see what's. Whoa, whoa. I just took a stray out of nowhere. So now Daisy, Joao and Jenna are in the hot tub and Daisy pours wine into a glass. Because I'm finishing this and then I'm going to bed. So there you go, America nighttime ritual.

[Ben]

So then the galley.

[Ellie]

Ellie's like, by the way, Ben, did you know that Daisy spent the night in Joao's room?

[Ally]

He's like, ah, yeah, I thought of you when I heard that.

[Ellie]

But I don't care. I'm fucking over it. I'm over it.

[Ally]

He's like, oh God, I don't think she's over it.

[Ben]

You're bringing it up and still pissed at work. I don't think you're over it. Somebody is going to die today.

[Ronnie]

Someone will die. So Daisy leaves this hot tub to go to bed, leaving just Joao and Jenna. And I was like, are you going to invite me to cuddle? She's like, oh, be quiet. So Jenna and Joel are now talking, but by their body language, looks very intimate. But we can see that they're just actually. Well, we think they're just sort of talking about, like, their romantic situations a little bit. But you know, as well, you really don't. Don't know, because he is kind of giving her that look like, what about me? Give me a try. So Jenna's just like. They're talking about stuff. And downstairs, Ellie's in the crewmas watching them on the closed circuit. Security camera, monitor, wall monitor on the wall. And so Elliot's like, oh, look at him.

[Ellie]

They're all over each other.

[Eddie]

Look, Ben, he's like, that is weird.

[Ellie]

Their arms are in places that I don't understand. Look at trash can in the. In the. In the hot tub.

[Ronnie]

Disgusting.

[Ben]

But they're not even. I mean, they're just talking. So Daisy comes in and she's like, ah, I'm tired. I'm going to bed. They keep trying to fucking convince me to stay up there. I'm like, no. You know, Joao and Jenna, they're looking for you, by the way, Ben. Ben goes, oh.

[Ally]

And they didn't think to look in the galley. Well, personally, I think personally, she would hopefully rather be with me than with Joao in a hot tub, but that's just what I would prefer.

[Ben]

Oh, man. Worked. She worked him immediately. I mean, he is so easy to manipulate. That was hilarious.

[Ronnie]

Like, they didn't think to look in the galley. I'm like, they're in the hot tub. They don't want to come down to the galley. That's all it was. So.

[Ellie]

Oh, well, I will just put up the preference sheet. It's just me, innocent Ellie, who said nothing.

[Ronnie]

So Daisy's like, ben, they're asking for you.

[Eddie]

It's like, well, they don't give a. That's the problem. They're lies. They're borders. They're lines in the sand. Daisy, all right, you've been to the lagoon. You saw that sand and you saw all the lines in there, right?

[Ronnie]

My little.

[Eddie]

My little salty sternum.

[Ronnie]

She's like, okay, B, settle down. So upstairs in the hot tub, Jenna's

[Ellie]

like, I think I got to go. I got so serious with Ellie so quickly. At the same time with you and Ellie, like, she took it that Way, right?

[Ronnie]

Yes, very much so. Yes, absolutely, yes. She's certainly not watching us right now.

[Ally]

I can't believe they're doing this to me. That was my jelly tot jugular. Destroyed me. Destroyed me. This is vulgar, isn't it, Ellie?

[Ellie]

She's like, well, she won. She won a pile of garbage. Congratulations. Two snakes.

[Ronnie]

So Eddie is. Now Eddie is watching. And this is just so funny because it's like they all are thinking that something elicit is happening. And so Jenna and Joao are still talking, and Jenna's like, do I look

[Ellie]

like a bad person for doing what

[Eddie]

I did to Eddie?

[Ronnie]

He's like, no, no, no. Just do what you want to do, but do it with respect. Something I've never really been able to do, but you should try it.

[Ben]

So now Eddie's in his cabin and he's beating his head on the side of the. He's beating his head on the bed. He's like, oh, I can't do anything right. It's so hard being a good man in today's world. No one respects a straight white mal.

[Ronnie]

Well, anyway, Jenna, I don't want anything serious, but I've got to know Daisy, and regardless of what happens, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, look, it's Ben. Here's Ben.

[Ben]

Hello.

[Ronnie]

Take a. What's going on, Ben? And so Ben lays down next to them.

[Eddie]

He's like, hey, guys.

[Ronnie]

They're like, oh, what's wrong, Ben? Like, hello. He's, like, all mopey. He's, like, trying to. Trying to be, like, a mopey block,

[Ben]

but he's trying to also, like, kind of be sexy. Like, hey, guys. You know, just like. But he kind of falls over onto the.

[Ally]

Hey, guys. Hey, it's me.

[Ellie]

Actually, I could just go down and get me another bottle Vine.

[Ben]

What are you upset about, Ben?

[Ellie]

What's going on?

[Ben]

And Ben tells us.

[Ally]

I'm absolutely baffled by relationships right now. I've learned people generally will let you down. Jenna's meant to like me, and Joa's meant to be my friend. I'm bloody confused. I'm bloody confused by it.

[Ronnie]

And so Ben is like, I'm gonna

[Eddie]

get up to leave.

[Ronnie]

Even though I just came up here just to lay down, I was like,

[Ellie]

what's wrong with him?

[Ronnie]

She's like, right, have we done anything wrong? No, I don't think so. So then now Ellie and Alicia are down in the crew mess, and this is. I mean, what happens next is like season one, Downton Abbey with. What was that name of that evil lady who, like, Put the soap down.

[Ben]

Oh, she was great. God, gone too soon. Yeah, she put the soap down for the. The pregnant fall over and lose her child or whatever. That was terrible.

[Ronnie]

It was. Yeah. So she was always working with Thomas. This is like Ellie doing that. I forgot. I forgot. I love that character. But Alicia is like. She's like, hey, pumpkin. What did I miss when I was napping?

[Ellie]

Oh, hello. Well, where do I begin? So Daisy and Jenna were in hot tub. Three different trash bags all together on hot tub. And then Daisy leaves, and then they were all over each other for, like, an hour.

[Ronnie]

Jenna and Joao and Lisa's like, oh, that's crazy.

[Ellie]

And by the way, don't trust her. She keeps coming into her cabin and talking about you to Daisy like she was doing with Mike. That's all she does.

[Ronnie]

So now, as much as Elliot says that she can't even stand Joao and doesn't want to look at him, he's trash, she's immediately angry at someone who she sees flirting with him.

[Ben]

I know. I was pretty impressed in the first half of this episode that she wasn't coming for the woman and that she was, like, going to keep it on the man. But nope, she. She was just holding her. She was biting her time. So Lisa's like, wait, what's he been about me? All I've said is that I like carbonara. She, like.

[Ellie]

I'm not getting into details. I don't do that. I'm not a bad, bad, bad talker. Okay, but listen, I think she hates you, Alicia. I'll tell you that. Like, honestly, Snake, she's evil to her core. I promise you, Snake, don't trust her. Evil Snake,

[Ronnie]

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[Ellie]

We have got to get to the meeting.

[Ronnie]

The meeting.

[Ben]

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[Ally]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

And so now we go to Joao and Ben's cabin. And, you know, Ben is really upset because he's in his own cabin, and that never happens. He's only there to lay a guilt trip on Joao.

[Ally]

So he's like, are you going to bed?

[Ben]

He's like, yeah.

[Ally]

By the way, you want to know something funny? You know, I'm like, I know a lot of things. You know that, right?

[Ben]

Yeah. You're intuitive. Is that what you're trying to say? Were you upset when you saw myself and Jenna chilling in the Zamcozzi? Is that what's. What's going on here?

[Eddie]

Well, it's okay. She's an attractive woman. She's a regular cheeky cheekbone, if you will. Oh, that really works well. So I was like, yes, well, I

[Ronnie]

think you've misjudged character. Most of the conversation we had while we sat there was talking about you, and she likes you.

[Eddie]

Oh, really?

[Ronnie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

All right, well, I just need to be very careful about who I spend time with, because the next girl that I choose, I would like to have a family with.

[Ronnie]

All right, sure, man.

[Eddie]

I already it up. I wasted five years of my life. Time is so valuable, man, when you have a biological clock like I do. So.

[Ben]

Jeez.

[Eddie]

Didn't betray trade.

[Ben]

So now it's the next morning, Five hours until charter. And Daisy, Jenna and Daisy. The stews are all having a meeting. So Daisy's like, all right, chrome ass.

[Ally]

Blah, blah, blah.

[Ben]

All right, are we gonna get some energy into ourselves? What's wrong with you girls? What's going on? You seem depressed. Are you depressed? And Alicia's like, no.

[Ally]

Well, what's wrong there?

[Ben]

Well, I just heard something last night, and I don't know. It's just apparently that whenever you go into the room, that you're, like, bitching about me and stuff. Jenna and Daisy and Jenna are both like, what?

[Ronnie]

And Daisy's like, what did you hear? Where'd you hear that? Where? What's going on? She's like, I thought we were all fine. And I was like, wait, watch. Like, no, no. You two are my favorite. Of course, you're the only two on my team, but you're both my favorites of everyone on the team, and I love you as part of my team. I love you as a person. And Alicia, I love you as the wide eyed idiot that you are. Okay, well, we're back to being dream team again. Absolutely. Even though Jenna's my favorite, she didn't hear that from me. Okay, hands in the middle. 2, 4, 6, 8. Who do we appreciate? Jenna. Oh, sorry. And Alicia.

[Ben]

So they decide they're all friends again. And Daisy's like, I don't know where that fucking came from. People need to stop staring, shat, and don't fuck with my girls. So Daisy knows who it was, though. She's like, ali thinks she's so smart,

[Ally]

but I can read people like a book.

[Ben]

Do not fuck with me, Ally.

[Ronnie]

Is there any other option to read people as. I can read people as a label on a can. It's like, of course you can read them as a book.

[Ally]

I can read people like a Tumblr

[Eddie]

blog,

[Ronnie]

which admittedly is mainly just porn and just visuals, but that's okay.

[Ben]

I can read people like an ingredients list on the back of a cereal box.

[Ronnie]

I can read people I can like. I can read sky writing, which is. I think that's an A. I think that's a baby. Are they writing abscess in the sky?

[Ben]

I've just stomped myself. Damn it.

[Ronnie]

Wait, it went away. Oh, well.

[Ben]

Goddamn Sky. Don't fuck with me, Sky.

[Ronnie]

I knew what I meant at one point.

[Ben]

So Daisy and Jenna are walking together and Daisy says, I'm pretty sure that's all I. She's a shit star. I don't want to share capping with her. And so we just see Ellie dropping a cart in her bags.

[Ally]

Oh, God, you've betrayed the betrayed eggs.

[Ronnie]

All right, Joao, come to my cabin. Come to my cabin. He's like, oh, okay. Very excited. So he's like, I need to start thinking about cabins because it's definitely a female coming in. So he's like, oh, well, we'll share Daisy. That's okay.

[Ben]

Well, you joke, but I'm trying to keep the changes to a minimum. So my suggestion is you and I share. You move in here. Ollie will move into Addie's room with the new stool, and Eddie can move into Ben's room. And today might be a good day for that to happen because I think she's coming tomorrow. So let's go crack on. He's like, oh, God, this is exciting. It's intimidating. I'm a little bit nervous. I'm zimci. I'm zimcited. Oh, well, I said zimcited. Oh, God, did I mean it? My penis. I meant my Penis.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Ronnie]

I'm excited. Excited and scared. So, Daisy, you're just cabaret ready. I haven't seen it all to this. I've been quietly singing through this recap here and there.

[Ben]

Great.

[Ronnie]

I am cabaret ready.

[Ben]

But I know things now. Many simple things to happen. That was one of.

[Ronnie]

That was one of the songs I was considering. Honestly, I've always wanted to sing that song as Ramona. Whoa. I'm excited and scared. Nice is better than different than good. Okay, who knows? Everyone who knows?

[Ben]

Because I know things now. Many wonderful things that have been thought to explore.

[Ally]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Mama said don't be late.

[Ronnie]

I'm in the forest and I'm running from my daughter because she looks old now and I look young. She looks like a wolf and I'm young. Anyway. Wow.

[Ben]

Me and Joel sharing a cabin. I think it'll be fun. I have no issues bucking with guys.

[Ronnie]

And we see a flashback to how she bunked with Gara. So did you thought Daisy. I am the most unromantic person ever. So now Joel and Ben are talking. And Ben's like. Joel's like. Benji, change of cabins. What seems easiest is if I moved into Daisy's room and Eddie moves into your room, and that will be that.

[Eddie]

Oh, well, I see how it is. We were once roommates.

[Ronnie]

And now you've decided to leave.

[Eddie]

You know what we call this? Okay, let's play a game. What's the channel that focuses on African American programming?

[Ronnie]

Beauty.

[Eddie]

And what is a biopic of a pianist?

[Ronnie]

Ray.

[Ally]

Sing. Who's saying, where the hell is my husband?

[Ben]

Raya. Betray.

[Ronnie]

Right.

[Ellie]

What do you do.

[Eddie]

What do you do when you go to the racetrack?

[Ronnie]

I bet. And do you ever. Do you.

[Ellie]

Do you ever listen to that musician

[Eddie]

who sings where the Hell's my Husband? Right, Put it together.

[Ally]

Okay, so we've got bet. And what is the one app I get rejected on every time I try to click on somebody's name?

[Ben]

Raya.

[Ally]

Yes. Now Adenelle.

[Ben]

We're good.

[Ally]

Try it.

[Eddie]

What is. Okay. A small insect that could sing you a bee. And how about a singer whose last name ends with songs? Trey.

[Ronnie]

Trey songs. Come on, think about it. The Trey songs.

[Ellie]

No, cut off the last part.

[Ally]

All right, Redo. Redo. When Ellie is stewardess, she tends to drop trace. Yes. All right, we've got it.

[Ben]

I don't get it. Trey's bet. Trey's bet. What a Trey is betting on.

[Ally]

God damn it. Betrayal, man. I'm talking about betrayal.

[Eddie]

Okay, here we go. Fill in the blank. Blank. Midler. Okay. From a Distance. When beneath my wings. Big business, outrageous fortune for the boys.

[Ally]

All right, you don't know any bet Midler. That is a betrayal.

[Ben]

That is a betrayal.

[Ally]

I will not room with you anymore.

[Ronnie]

Why didn't you say ruthless people? I was almost there.

[Ben]

So now Joao is telling Eddie that he's moving in with Ben. And Eddie's like, for sake.

[Ellie]

Why are we doing that? What are we doing? They're supposed to do that. Why don't nice guys have a good moving with girls?

[Ben]

New girl. And Ellie's like, okay, so get that changed in the next hour so it's not chaos during dinner. Nailed it. Oh, you think you're upset? Well, guess who's with the trash can now. Me.

[Ronnie]

That's right. Now. Nobody Better take any shrimp out of my fingers for the rest of the day. So then Ellie's like, oh, I don't

[Ellie]

know what's going on with this Daisy and Joel situation, but now they're moving in together. It's almost like they're targeting certain things to get a reaction out of me.

[Ronnie]

Like, no, you betrayed the secrecy of the chief stew room by telling Alicia what was being said to Jenna. So you're being kicked out of Daisy's room. That's what happened.

[Ben]

Not to get a reaction out of you. It's a reaction to you.

[Ronnie]

So, yes, you know, it's a reaction, Ellie, to you.

[Ben]

Yeah. So Ellie takes her pillows into the new room, and Eddie's like, well, I like how you're taking your pillows as well.

[Ellie]

She's like, yeah, because I make my bed so nicely and everything's clean. I would keep mine clean bedroom. Unlike trash can bedroom with Joanne. Daisy.

[Ronnie]

So.

[Ben]

So now Joelle and Daisy are in the mess and have not much to talk about. It's really odd. They really. I mean, they're. They're chemistry.

[Ronnie]

It's.

[Ben]

It's really not there. So we go to the galley, and

[Ally]

Ellie's like, well, I don't know how Daisy, like.

[Ellie]

I mean, she pays no attention.

[Ally]

Ben's like, well, she seems to be really unaware of everything, doesn't she? God, terrible. Look at all this. Nothing Joao's been doing.

[Ronnie]

God, yeah. And then meanwhile, Daisy's still just, like, talking to Joao, and she's like, do you know what Ellie did? She's, like, caught up to Alicia and said, daisy and Daisy and Jenna about you. Oh, that's a very strange Zim thing to say. She's such a stirrer. And then meanwhile, in the galley, like, five feet away, Ellie's like, and then when Daisy Left.

[Ellie]

He spent like an hour with Jenna in the hot tub. And do you think we should let Daisy know? Like, he's making a fool out of her.

[Ronnie]

He's like shamelessly flirting with her and Daisy. Am I interrupting something?

[Ellie]

Huh? What? We. What? No, just interrupting the fine art of selling carrots for milk.

[Eddie]

That's it.

[Ellie]

Just planning out the fruit plan for the week.

[Ben]

So Daisy's a callter. So now Jason's radioing a 25 minute warning for guest arrival. And Joao walks in on Daisy in a towel. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I should probably still knock on the zim when I come in. Oh, sorry. Oh, geez. Oh, my goodness. Oh, whoa.

[Ronnie]

All right, crew, crew, crew. Get in your wise. I'll be distributing some earplugs for dealing with Brenner's incessant chatter. All right, get ready.

[Ben]

So Daisy gives a tour. And they're really sweet people. They seem very nice.

[Ronnie]

So nice.

[Ben]

And they're like, oh, my God. Oh, you're right. It was the friend Kim. The friend Kim is like, it would be nice to have a picture of a group of us before we leave port. Before my hair turns wet and I look like Monica for friends.

[Ronnie]

Yes. That's. I don't know who that is, but here's an elevator if you. If you need to use it. Oh, yeah, Well, I was trapped in an elevator once. Fell a couple of flights on me. Luckily I didn't get hurt because I landed on my own poofy hair. It's like a cushion.

[Ben]

This is Kim.

[Ronnie]

Kiss. Kim is something else.

[Ben]

So now Alicia, Brenna, and CJ's parents. Brenna's like, do you help unpacking? And he says, no. Well, I think Alicia says that. She's like, do you guys need help unpacking? And she's like, they're like, no, we'll unpack everything. We're used to that. And Lisa's like, I just love old people.

[Ellie]

You know, maybe it's cuz I was close with my grandma, but they're just so cute.

[Ally]

Old people.

[Ellie]

Like little turtles.

[Ben]

You just want to.

[Ellie]

You just want to pinch them. Ow. Ow.

[Ben]

Why'd you do that? Why did you put your finger so close to my face?

[Ronnie]

Don't. Don't. Don't touch. Turtle faces. Yeah, there's a video this week that went viral because there's a guy. Did you see this guy was in the. Was in the ocean, like a scuba dive or something, And a sea turtle just swam right up to him and then slapped him in the Face with his fin. Yeah. You saw that?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Yes. I thought it was a little overblown. It just like, was a little tap. It wasn't like. It was like. It was just like a little, like, cute.

[Ben]

Yeah, it was like, oh, hey, you're in the ocean.

[Ally]

Hey, buddy.

[Ellie]

Here comes one right now.

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[Ronnie]

Maybe. Is this a time to check in on our

[Ben]

well. Hey, we're only three hours into this recap. We should do it. Fish report.

[Ally]

Fish report.

[Ben]

Where is it? Oh, did you put it in the Dropbox? Oh, I didn't even know that you did that. I was like, well, Ben's taking on the fish report today.

[Ally]

Let's see how it goes.

[Ben]

Okay, I've got it now.

[Ronnie]

Fish report.

[Ben]

Fish report.

[Ellie]

Fish report.

[Ben]

Still gonna be the fish report.

[Ronnie]

Low tide right now. So we're just waiting for that fish report to sail into the lagoon.

[Eddie]

Here it comes.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, this was a big. There was. I had to edit some out. And there still are so many fish this week because last week was a kind of a. Was a bit of a dud. But this week, it's out of control, everyone.

[Ben]

It's not only the fish, it's the scenery. I mean, this scenery right here looks like a digestive tract of a human if you look at it.

[Ronnie]

Or it's. Yeah, yeah, it does. And what we see here. Ronnie hasn't even pressed play yet, but what we see here is like a little chorus of eels.

[Ben]

And then there's one eel coming out from the esophagus here. But then it gives us a close up and they are these.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, this guy really, really hogs the camera. So, like, all the eels in the background are clearly singing the part of Bohemian Rhapsody, you know, Wait, big fish comes. Big eel comes in from a poor family. I'm already apologizing to people who are not watching the video because this sounds arranged.

[Ben]

Every time we move this one. Every time we move this one, the one to the left keeps open and gets mapped.

[Ronnie]

For people who are only listening. This is a great time to sign up to watch on Patreon.

[Ben]

But, you know, or just fast forward

[Ronnie]

10 minutes, it's just like a bunch of little eels all clustered together, sticking out of a reef. But then there's one, like, obnoxious eel just pops up right in front of the camera and, like, blocks everyone from view.

[Eddie]

Like, I'm the eel star.

[Ronnie]

But they're all kind of singing, too.

[Ellie]

Oh,

[Ronnie]

So good.

[Ben]

Okay, next up we have a jellyfish.

[Ronnie]

Just a jellyfish. It's a nice one, though.

[Ben]

Nice polka dots. Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, good polka dots.

[Ben]

This is a influencer jellyfish who has one of those little drone cameras that just tracks his head as he.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, yeah. People are like, what's that noise? It's like, oh, it's a drone.

[Ben]

Buy those poop shakes.

[Ally]

Everybody buy those poop shakes.

[Ben]

Listen, does your stomach feel like jelly?

[Ally]

You need a better shake.

[Ronnie]

It's sort of like wearing Ed Hardy, though. Like, look at all those speckles. It's like influencer fish.

[Ben]

It's like, no one respects this fish. Okay, so now we go to one of these long.

[Ronnie]

I love those churro fish. Yeah, it's like. Or it's like a. It's like a. It's like a. Like a fife. Like, you know, like. Like someone should pick it up. And play it as part of a marching band and do like Revolutionary war themes.

[Ellie]

Like, it's.

[Ronnie]

I like these because they're. They're kind of cute. They're like, I'm. I'm slender. That's my personality.

[Ben]

Yeah, you know what? Thin shaming is really mean to you guys.

[Ronnie]

But I like, it's just getting pushed by the current. It's like, you know what? I'm not even going to try. I'm just going to see where the current takes me.

[Ellie]

Me.

[Ben]

I'm just the stick of a person. We now this. This is two fish in a row that we get that are making no effort. They're just sick of the camera crew. This one's just like, I'm dead. Please stop filming me. And then we get to this turtle who's also like, I'm not even moving for you people anymore. Okay? I'm just gonna float.

[Ronnie]

It's a red turtle also, which I'm not used to. This is very super Mario coded. We're so used to the green turtles. We're like, this sea turtle does not fall off the edge. When this, the sea turtle reaches the end of the coral, it turns around and goes the other direction.

[Ben]

And then we get another. Our favorite couple, the turtle and the starfish.

[Ronnie]

This is the best. We love the turtle and the starfish. This is for those who don't remember. We have a big red starfish that's just on the bottom of the sea floor. And we have this sea turtle that has just been hanging around it for a few weeks now. Just, you know, coming around, courting it, telling it jokes, etc. Bringing it coffee. We love this duo.

[Ben]

Yes. Now there's a podcast called Above Deck Podcast. Hi, girls.

[Ellie]

We love you.

[Ben]

And they recap the fish report sometimes and explain to us what we're getting wrong. And I was watching a clip that they had on Instagram and they were talking about this red starfish and this turtle, and they were saying, you know how I said, well, the starfish can't run. So this is just like the guy who's like, like, I'm gonna find a girl without legs so that I can just like hit on her and she can never leave, like boxing Helena type thing. And they were like, no, actually, starfish do move. I know they move. I'm not like, completely dumb. But then they put a video of all these starfishes walking all over, which is crazy. Yeah, they do. But don't they walk? I think it was a sped up video because starfish walk very slowly. Don't they?

[Ronnie]

I don't think that I can't weigh in on. But when they walk, they. They sort of prance along the floor, which is kind of fun, you know?

[Ben]

Creepy. It's creepy as I'll say that. But anyway, this turtle is the Eddie of the sea. It's just like, but I'm still here. But I'm so nice. Why would you pay me any mind? I'll just see.

[Ronnie]

I'm a good guy.

[Ben]

I'm a good guy.

[Ronnie]

Good guy.

[Ben]

All right, so next up.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God. The office boar. Look at this big red fish. So this one is like, guys, did anyone watch. Anyone that watch yester last night? It was really funny. Like, this. This is someone who does not know about, like, what's going on with Sierra. Like, who's Sierra Miller again? Like, they just don't know what, like, the pop culture things are. They're just like, yeah, yeah, I've just been. I just really watch reruns of Two and a Half Men.

[Ben]

He's like, Anybody watch Channel 5 last night? Did you know that there's a sitcom starring Paul Blart, the mall cop?

[Ronnie]

He just ruins everything, and he, like, sits down during the break at your table, and you have to have a conversation with him. It's like, what are you doing this weekend? Not much. I may. I may reframe my windows. Thanks.

[Ben]

I'm actually working on a letter to the network to complain that I saw Jeopardy. Reuse a question last night. Saw it six years ago, so.

[Ronnie]

I like that. That fish in the background, by the way. Sorry, the. The. There's a. Like a. Not that one. There's like a silhouetted fish to the left. To the left? No, it's. It's like below go. If you look. It's kind of ominous. It looks almost like the alien. That one. Yeah. Look at its jaw. It has, like, almost. It looks like. It looks like a little whale, but it's a fish. It's like. It's like a baby whale that just wants to be one of the fish.

[Ben]

It does look like a whale.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, you're a whale. It does.

[Ben]

And this one's had too much Groupon lip surgery. This one over here. I'm so sick of looking like everybody else. I'm getting my lips done.

[Ronnie]

They're like, whoa, whoa.

[Ben]

Went a little far there, buddy.

[Ronnie]

Okay, Marie, Okay. Just because you saw an offer doesn't mean you have to take it. She's like, no, you might. Do my lips not look good?

[Ben]

It was cheap. It was two for one. Fillers. Okay, so we go to this. This is. What is this? A fish? What is this thing? So we see this little thing that like blooms into it. Looks like it's blooming into two orange pine trees or pine cones.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. This one was one of the stars of the week. I think.

[Ben]

This is amazing.

[Ronnie]

It just pops open and they put this right after Mike got fired. It was almost like, yay.

[Ben]

It's like, now this is how to do bad hair.

[Ronnie]

Yes. This is a real. This is definitely someone who's on like fish Broadway. It's like, hello.

[Ellie]

Okay,

[Ben]

this is the book part of the musical. And now the song starts playing. Yeah, this is 11 o' clock number, whatever that thing is amazing. Now we get the eel, you know?

[Ronnie]

No, this is. I think, I think this is a sea snake because, I mean, the body in the back looks a little bit like an eel, but that's definitely a snakehead. That's not an eel head. Right?

[Ben]

You know, snakes are. I don't know, but snakes are definitely scary looking things. But when you really look at them, are they. Look how cute.

[Ronnie]

This is cute. I have to say, this is one of the cutest snakes we've seen. I had the same feeling. I was like, this snake is so fucking cute. It's just like moving around looking for things. Happy.

[Ben]

Yeah. It's like, I'm going to strangle you later. But you know what?

[Ally]

I don't mean anything personal.

[Ben]

Oh, now we get a weird jellyfish who's just like, what is it? Learning how to do the breaststroke. What are you doing on the top of the water?

[Ronnie]

This jellyfish? This is a beautiful jellyfish, by the way. So it's a, A, it's a bright purple. It's got purples and pinks. It's just like a fabulous jellyfish. But it's also so dramatic. It's just like, I'm done. I can't go out on stage anymore. I've given all I can to the theater and what do I get back in return? Nothing. And the little fish are like, come on, Susan, you gotta get back out there. They want you. Come on, come on. It's like, I will not, I will

[Ben]

not look at anybody ever again. And they poke their head out from under. Is everybody gone?

[Ronnie]

No, you're still here.

[Ben]

Get out, get out. Look at you.

[Ronnie]

This jellyfish also is very rosy coated from Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Like, this is basically what every dress looks like that Rosie wears. It's like, yes, this color and kind of the same ruffles, but Done.

[Ben]

Right? You know, this dress. This is cute. Okay, then we get another amazing fish. What the fuck is this? What the.

[Ronnie]

What is this?

[Ben]

What is, like, a flat leaf, but then it starts, like, twirling itself like a. I guess like a stingray moves. You know, how it can flap its wings or whatever. What the hell is this? It looks, like, gorgeous.

[Ronnie]

It looks like a piece of flotsam. I'm trying to figure out where its face is. I think it might be all the way at the back. I don't know. I can't figure this.

[Ben]

Stunning.

[Ronnie]

If it's. If this. By the way, if this winds up being just like some leaf that's blowing around in the current and we're like, look at this fish. I'll be embarrassed. But I think it is a fish, so it look.

[Ben]

Doesn't look like a leaf. I mean, look, it's got the thick. I mean, this is just amazing. Whatever. I've never seen American Beauty.

[Ellie]

It's like in my plastic bag, blowing in the wind.

[Ronnie]

I feel like the back is where its head is in a weird way. Right. Looks.

[Ben]

Look down the middle all the way to the right. Yeah, because that looks kind of like

[Ronnie]

a head, but then it's swimming backwards. But then, look, the head turns into, like, the leaf.

[Ben]

And I think this is the head here. This all the way to the left, this triangle thing.

[Ronnie]

We need a marine biologist.

[Ben]

No, that's not the head either. This is absolutely stunning.

[Ronnie]

Whatever this thing is, I'm take a picture of it and just Google and see if it, like, comes up with anything. I'm gonna. Wait. Oh, wait. Stop moving.

[Ben]

What shape do you want it paused in this one?

[Ronnie]

No, I like this. That one? Yeah. I'm gonna. I'm gonna enter it in. I'm taking. I'm taking a screenshot and I'm gonna say, what type of fish is this? Okay, this is. We're doing on the fly Marine Biology. Because that's the sort of podcast that we are right now.

[Ben]

I don't think it's going to be able to get it, but I don't know.

[Ronnie]

I don't think so either, but I'm gonna ask. We're gonna see. It says, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, without even me asking. It's called this creature in the image is a Spanish dancer. Nudie branch.

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Ronnie]

Nudie branch is one of the largest sea slugs in the world.

[Eddie]

How about that?

[Ben]

Wow. I could see that. Wait, look. They call it a Spanish dancer because it really does look like the flamenco dress. That's Beautiful.

[Ronnie]

Yes. And you know what? There was a fish last week that we said looked like a. Like a flamenco dance.

[Ben]

Okay, so these are little. Are these little baby catfish? What are these things they have.

[Ronnie]

It looks like it. So it looks like there's two things going on here. It looks like we've got, like, a bunch of little baby catfish, but then it looks like there's one of those lionfish that's just, like, watching it. It.

[Ben]

It's like, oh, my God, it's gonna eat it or something. It's one of the ones with all the Hellraiser prongs coming out of its head.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, yeah. But then you got all these little baby fish coming out, which is. I'm like, I don't know what's happening there.

[Ben]

I wonder if that's what these little Hellraiser fish look like as babies.

[Ronnie]

Maybe it's not, because I asked this question to Dom, and he looked it up while we were watching the show and said, this is not what baby lionfish look like.

[Ben]

And look at the lionfish's whiskers. They're like leaves. They're like branches with leaves on them. Oh, my God. Is this just something else?

[Ronnie]

Is this lionfish like, Gandalf and these little. He's like the little hobbit fish. Just. Just to bring it back, he's like, come on. Come quickly. We must deposit the ring into. Into. Into underwater Mordor.

[Ben]

I don't know. I love his outfit. I would say that he doesn't know how to put on eyeliner because he put it on vertically instead of horizontally,

[Ronnie]

and he looks crazy. No, he's, like, doing. Having a David Bowie moment.

[Ben]

Are you trying to, like, go out to a club, or are you trying to get a key stuck into you because you look like a keyhole, sir.

[Ronnie]

It's going to a club. Let's be honest.

[Ben]

Yeah, Club. Okay. Then we get a silver fish.

[Ronnie]

I wanted to highlight this one because look how silver it is. It's so metallic. It's.

[Ben]

It really is.

[Ronnie]

I'm going. It's also night as well.

[Ben]

It's also so basic. Like, they showed Sutton Foster at the Met Gala, and she's. It's like the Met gala, and she's wearing just, like, a plain silver dress, and Hugh Grant's just wearing a plain tuxedo. It's like, did you even make any effort? Like, that's a pretty dress, but you're in the ocean. Like, what are you doing, Sutton Foster?

[Ronnie]

But it is so classic. I mean, this is. This is kind of Giving Dorinda's Jazzer size suit, you know, or Dorinda size, whatever she called her thing. Like, this is. This is definitely like 80s metallics going on here in a classic way.

[Ben]

Okay, here we go. Tiny face coming out. Little tiny face. How cute.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God, It's Bernadette Peters.

[Ellie]

Another day goes by.

[Ben]

Yeah, this is a very cute fish. Just a little face coming out of a rock.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, really cute. But this. And then. And then finally, we have to end with classic shark on the floor. The shark on the floor. This time it's in a different place. Normally it's by the reef, but this time it's like, okay, you know what? I moved so that way you wouldn't follow me. And you're still watching me. And look, it's looking at us like, are you serious? I'm just trying to take a nap around here.

[Ben]

And is doing a down dog. It's like. Oh, it's like breathing. His mouth is open. It's like.

[Ronnie]

Oh, I believe that would actually be. That would be like cobra pose or upward up dog. Down dog is when you're down dog.

[Ben]

You're right. When you know the. What do you call that one? When you come up from the down dog. You go down dog. No, you get into the plank position, and then you come up with that one.

[Ronnie]

It could be cobra or it could be girl.

[Ben]

I don't know. It's. You know what that that's called? I haven't done yoga in 10 years.

[Ally]

That's what that's called.

[Ben]

Very good fish report. Excellent fish report. Well, excellent fish. I don't know how the report was, but it was a great fish. Yeah, Great fish fish. Okay. That has been the fish report.

[Ronnie]

Fish report.

[Ben]

Fish report. Okay, so now Ellie in the galley

[Ellie]

is like, you know, Ben, I'm proud of myself because I had chance to react to certain things that have been happening, and I didn't.

[Ben]

Yes, you did. What are you talking about? You went and tried to ruin everybody's reputation behind their back. How is that not doing something?

[Eddie]

It's like, good for you.

[Ellie]

Yeah. Like this person is here, but like, I'm already kind of erasing their existence from my mind, if you know what I mean? Like, they're very erased, as evidenced by the next several things that I will say. Erased.

[Ally]

Mm.

[Ellie]

Yes, it is skill you learn after working C for eight years.

[Ally]

But it's not easy, is it?

[Ronnie]

He's like.

[Ally]

Ellie is clearly slightly obsessed with Joao.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, you think so? Then we see, like, a montage of Ellie's Just saying things like, you know,

[Ellie]

you should have seen him last night after the hot tub. Have you ever seen a wet trash can? That was him, okay? He's 35, he's sad. I don't even get a give a fuck, go away, loser.

[Ally]

Well, the less you say on boats, the better, right? He's like, I'm trying to be nice and friendly, but this is juvenile. I mean, scrap them, move on. Like, let's focus.

[Ellie]

Oh my God, I had a terrible

[Ally]

last nightmare last night.

[Ellie]

Daisy attacked me in my sleep and

[Ben]

I was trying to wake up and

[Ellie]

I was like, please, Daisy, no.

[Ronnie]

The irony of Ellie having that dream when everyone else on the boat thinks that Ellie's gonna do that to them and they're not even asleep. So then, so that. Then Daisy is like asking about what the dinner is going to be tonight. And the guests are arriving at dinner in their 80s outfits, etc, and so the first thing is going to be shrimp cocktail. So since the guests are seated, they're going to start putting the shrimp cocktail together. So Ben is putting shrimp in a glass and Daisy's putting shrimp. They're sort of like racking them on the side on the rim of the glass in a classic style. So then Ellie comes over, she's like,

[Ellie]

oh, oh, I will help. I will help. Don't worry, I got it.

[Ben]

I will help. We can all help. It's fine, don't worry.

[Ally]

I was like, oh, Daisy got. Daisy's got them. All right, nice.

[Ben]

And so Ben walks away. And then Ellie just, just snaps the shrimp out of Daisy's hands and start doing it herself. And Daisy's like, oh, wow. She just goes and wipes her hand on a paper towel. And now she's fuming. She's Fjorman.

[Ronnie]

Who the grabs something out of someone's hand who does that? So Daisy is so mad. So she serves this rageful shrimp cocktail and everyone's enjoying it. And then downstairs, Ellie is just like

[Ellie]

35 year old fuckboy. What the shit?

[Ronnie]

She's just still going off on Joao.

[Ben]

So Daisy comes back and holds Joao's hands in the crew mess. And Ellie sees it. So Daisy is like fighting the war on her own front, which I love. And Ben's like, oh God, I'm actually.

[Ally]

Daisy, Daisy, we're pretty good here. Come on back in here.

[Ben]

And she goes, what am I taking now?

[Ally]

New York Strip Bennett's and Pompeu.

[Ben]

So she takes them and she's still really pissed. So now Daisy and Alicia are in the hallway and she's like, me and her are gonn. I mean, what did she say to you last night? Help me.

[Ellie]

Every bit.

[Ronnie]

It was more like about Jenna. She was like, you can't trust Jenna. She's a snake. What? Where was I during this? You'd gone to bed. Well, she obviously has a problem with me on joao, and I'm fuming over this. Please don't say anything. I won't, but what the. Do you think this is Days of Our Lives? Which, by the way, I must say impressed with the international reach of Days of Our Lives. Yeah.

[Ben]

Alicia doesn't know. She's like, what?

[Ellie]

What's that?

[Ben]

So now we go to Daisy, Alicia, Ellie, and Betul. They're all in the crew mess, and

[Ellie]

Ellie's like, oh, Daisy, are you upset with me? You look very upset with me. Grapes. Four for five dollars. Four for five dollar grapes.

[Ronnie]

Well, I don't appreciate somebody grabbing shrimp out of my hands during dinner service when I'm trying to help.

[Ellie]

But it was because I was going to do it faster.

[Ronnie]

Oh, oh, you're gonna put shrimp in a glass faster. Faster than I can. You know, my name is called Daisy, and the S stands for shrimp, as in shrimp and a glass putter. I know what I'm doing.

[Ellie]

But you were having trouble putting it from the two sides, so I was just standing on the side, and so I put it in. That's my job to help the chef.

[Ronnie]

Well, yeah, that's also the job to help. It's also my job to help the chef. We're all a team. We're here to help. Don't grab something out of my hands when we're in the middle of dinner service.

[Ellie]

Us.

[Ronnie]

Oh, no.

[Ellie]

Goodness, Daisy, calm down. You're. You're very intense.

[Ben]

Oh, you're doing this on purpose.

[Ronnie]

I love it.

[Ben]

Ellie's staying completely calm. To call somebody else crazy. I mean, I know.

[Ronnie]

And it's. And it's. It's so great. I. I also. I love how Daisy has no qualms putting people in their place when they've overstepped. I just love how assertive she is about this sort of stuff, and I find it to be very admirable. I also think it's hilarious that she's literally. Literally sitting there, like, yelling about shrimp. Yeah, you just grabbed the shrimp out of my hand. It grabbed the shrimp out during dinner service.

[Ben]

Yeah. And that's where Ellie's very smart, you know, because she did something where if she takes the shrimp out of Daisy's hand, she can just say, I'm in charge of doing this. I was just trying to help and not make service do it. What's the big deal? But she knows what she was doing. She knows. Normally she's going to sit here and

[Ellie]

act like, why are you of the a part upset?

[Ronnie]

She could have just said sorry. I was in the zone. I wasn't even thinking about. I just sort of like saw the shrimp and I was like, oh, here, I'll just do it. But she's like, why you getting crazy, Daisy?

[Ellie]

What is wrong with you, Daisy? Or do you need the people too bad? Hugging too much trash can lately.

[Ben]

Going to brain gaslighting me left and right and center. Unreal. And then Ellie goes back into the galley.

[Ellie]

She's like, oh, she's crazy.

[Ben]

Like literal gaslighting. Love it. They use the term so much on reality TV that I love when it actually happens.

[Ronnie]

It is so funny and it's great. This is such a good season. I'm, I'm loving. I think that like below deck, down under, I think they've never had a bad season. I think this is like what? This is season four, four seasons in a row of just like, great drama. Wow, they're killing it on this one. Killing it.

[Ben]

That was a good one. All right, everybody, thanks so much for being with us. We will be back here next week. Go get tickets for our cabaret in New York for June 5th at 9:30. Or if you want to watch on June 3rd, there's going to be three live streams. You can watch any one of them. Just find ticket links at watch what crappens.com and we will talk to you next time.

[Ronnie]

Bye.

[Ellie]

Bye.

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