#3356 RHOBH S15E21 Part One: Fox Forceless Dive

Summary

Watch What Crappens – Episode #3356: RHOBH S15E21 Part One: Fox Forceless Dive
Release Date: May 8, 2026
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Ben and Ronnie deliver their much-anticipated recap of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 15 Reunion, Part Three. Diving into the drama between Dorit, Erika, and Kyle, the hosts dissect every barb, hypocrisy, and explosion of emotion on the reunion couch. With their trademark mix of sharp wit, Bravo fandom, and genuine laughter, Ben and Ronnie praise, roast, and eviscerate the cast’s interpersonal breakdowns, tracing everything from accusations of storyline fakery to petty arguments about social climbing.

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Key Segments & Timestamps

1. Reunion Table Set & Dorit’s First Chair Energy

[04:20 – 05:48]

• Ben and Ronnie pick up exactly where the Bravo reunion left off: Dorit, Erika, and Kyle in a charged round of squabbling.
• Dorit is described as being unusually fiery and sarcastic, with Ben noting, “She's really on one in a way that we've really never seen her at a reunion...She was just being so sarcastic the entire time.” (Ben, 04:47)
• Notable fun: Ronnie pokes at Dorit's excitement about sitting first chair, likening her to "sucking on that little candy. Just. Those eyes were a poppin." (Ronnie, 04:54)

2. Erika’s “Feelings” and the Hypocrisy Loop

[05:06 – 08:55]

• The hosts drag Erika for her late-season attempt at vulnerability, mocking her rare shows of emotion: “I love when Erica pretends that she's not a robot.” (Ronnie, 05:17)
• The running joke: Erika’s emotional display is compared to “one of those little baby dolls that you put water in so that they... pee pee...but for tears.” (Ronnie, 05:48)
• Discussion shifts to whether Erika had a real storyline this season, with Ben noting:

  "What was her general story line? That she was dating a guy that we never saw...She had no main storyline." (Ben, 08:06)

• Ronnie jokes about real-life “storylines” involving eating too much candy, riffing on Bravo expectations.

3. Accountability, Apologies & the Never-Ending Feud

[10:07 – 14:00]

• The Dorit vs. Erika cycle continues, with Andy pressing for apologies:

  “So is there anything you want to say in response to those two things? Do you want to apologize?” (Andy Cohen, 15:32)

• Erika stonewalls: “Apologize for what? Andy.” (Erika, 15:43)
• Ben and Ronnie point out the Housewives’ ability to hold grudges and recall the most obscure offenses, marveling at Dorit’s instant recall of an argument at Annemarie’s house years ago.

4. Social Climbing, Socialites & Sutton’s Reputation

[24:30 – 29:42]

• Andy pivots to address claims that Sutton is a social climber, prompting a hilarious back-and-forth:
  • Sutton: “Where am I climbing to? I’m already at the top of the mountain, okay?”
  • Ronnie: “There are stairs made out of bodies. I’m already here, okay?” (Ronnie, 26:43)
• Kathy Hilton chimes in to say Sutton is not a social climber, she’s a "socialite," which leads to discussion of the differences between the two.
• Ben: "A social climber implies you're not in there yet, and you're doing what you can to get up in there. And a socialite is just already there..." (Ben, 27:54)

5. The Hantavirus Sidetrack & Lisa Rinna Rumor

[29:42 – 32:23]

• Wild tangent: Ronnie asks Ben about the “hantavirus,” leading to Ben recounting a bizarre rumor spread by Dana Wilkie about Lisa Rinna’s house.
• Ben: “So Lisa Rinna on the hantavirus train for having a rat at her…house. According to Dana Wilkey...this was what, 2022?” (Ben, 31:43)
• Ronnie responds with pure disbelief and leftover shade toward Rinna’s rat rumors.

6. The Met Ball & Defining ‘Socialite’

[32:37 – 34:01]

• Andy and Ben note that Sutton has been to the Met Ball “so many times,” cementing her socialite status—even more than Rachel Zoe.
• Sutton, nonplussed: “Well, it’s not the nicest thing to say. So I accept your apology.” (Sutton, paraphrased, 33:42)

7. Boz, IVF, and Wedding Plans

[36:42 – 41:00]

• Andy redirects to Boz and her “rebrand” as a woman in love and her IVF journey.
• Discussion of Boz’s two upcoming weddings: “One’s the real wedding. One’s the one for this show. We understand how it goes.” (Ben, 37:14)
• Bachelorette party talk quickly devolves into jokes about casting “Colonel Sanders strippers” or “Mumford and Sons–type” emo strippers for the event.

8. The Money/Marriage Segment & Kyle’s “Penis Fell Off” Joke

[40:18 – 42:45]

• Andy and the crew analyze a controversial dinner conversation: “How would you feel if I stopped working and didn’t have income?”
• Kyle’s response:

  “If he said, ‘How would you feel if I lost my job?’ I would say, well, how would you feel if your penis fell off? Because it just did.” (Kyle, 42:22)

• Ben and Ronnie eviscerate the awkwardness and club-footed attempt at cutting humor, with Ronnie joking about Kyle’s “gaslighting.”

9. Amanda vs. Boz: Jealousy, Business, “Scamming”

[44:19 – 49:55]

• Andy brings up Boz calling Amanda a “scammer” on Watch What Happens Live.
• Amanda: “That was very harsh…that wasn’t nice.” (Amanda, 44:30)
• Boz (initially apologetic, quickly backtracking): “I was so angry I said that...But it was more like the fact that I didn’t understand what the hell you were doing. All I could really tell is that you were…scamming?” (Boz, 46:00)
• Heated semantics ensue about whether Amanda called Boz jealous or compared herself, resulting in classic Housewives-level deflection and confusion.

10. Motherhood Arguments – The 'Two Moms' Semantics

[47:29 – 50:51]

• Amanda accuses Boz of questioning whether she truly considers her stepchildren as her own; both argue over interpretation and intent.
• Ben clarifies the actual reality TV moment, noting, “I thought what Boz was saying was, I think, benign. And it was just like saying she was taking the POV of the biological mother probably having a mama bear response.” (Ben, 49:19)

11. Grief & Dorit vs. Amanda Over “Accost”

[50:53 – 53:12]

• Andy introduces a sensitive segment about both Amanda and Boz’s losses.
• Quickly, the discussion devolves into argument about whether Dorit “accosted” Amanda during an episode. Ronnie points out Dorit persisted with confrontation even after being told to stop.
• Ronnie: “But you knew [Amanda’s situation] when she told you and then you kept going...What the fuck?” (Ronnie, 52:54)

12. Closing Recap: Dorit, Kyle & "Having a Plan"

[53:15 – 55:32]

• Andy tries to pivot out: “Well, I think we made some progress,” which Ben immediately calls out as untrue.
• Dorit accuses Kyle of having a “plan” going into the season; Kyle retorts: “That’s not fair... Why is it like, only you’re allowed to have a plan and I have a plan? Suddenly...I have a plan too. That’s not fair, Dorit.”
• Ronnie: “Then you just tried to evaluate that she was insane and erratic.” (Ronnie, 55:32)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Erika’s Emotions:
  “I love when Erica pretends that she's not a robot. And today she...just completely blanked out in her face. I thought, is Erika having a stroke?...She’s like one of those little baby dolls that you put water in so they pee pee...but, like, for tears.”
  (Ronnie, 05:17 – 05:48)

• On Sutton’s Social Status:
  “Where am I climbing to? I’m already at the top of the mountain, okay? There are stairs made out of bodies. I’m already here.”
  (Sutton & Ronnie, 26:43)

• On Housewives Hypocrisy:
  “The grudges these women hold?...Like, how did you pull that [old argument] out of your ass?”
  (Ben, 14:00)

• On Kyle’s ‘Penis Fell Off’ Line:
  “If my husband said, ‘What if I didn’t have a job, would you take care of me?’…well, how would you feel if your penis fell off?...It was like, whoa, Kyle, jeez.”
  (Kyle & Ben, 42:26)

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Crappens Commentary Highlights

• The hosts thrive on calling out classic RHOBH hypocrisy, reunion semantics, and the Bravo “need a storyline!” machine.
• Tangents like the Lisa Rinna “hantavirus” rumor are pure Watch What Crappens, blending obscure gossip with wild laughter.
• “No money, no honey” (Kathy Hilton, 44:14) serves as an unintentional Housewives mantra.

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Wrap Up

Ben and Ronnie close this reunion recap in their beloved, irreverent style: savoring every petty fight, side-eye glance, and failed apology. As always, their episode is both thorough and hysterically unfiltered—indispensable for anyone who missed the RHOBH reunion or just wants to relive the mess through a Crappens lens.

“For part two, keep an eye on your podcast feed. Thanks for listening, catch you on the second half!”
(Ben, 55:38)

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Listen to the full episode and catch all the inside jokes, tangents, and shade only “Watch What Crappens” can deliver!

Transcript

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Andy Cohen]

Hi Ronnie.

[Ben]

How's it going?

[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

The little family of pigs made me so happy.

[Ronnie]

Thank you.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Well, everybody, welcome to the show. I've got bad news for everybody. It's the final day of real housewives of Beverly hills. Guys, how are you going to make it the rest of the year without listening to dorit and Kyle and Erica about being late? How are we going to do it, guys?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

How you feel?

[Ben]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

I mean, we're.

[Ben]

This is it. This is the last chance to complain about d being late. And next season she'll be on time all the time, and I'm looking forward to that. An on time to read, right?

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Well, we're doing a cabaret in New York city. There's only about four tables left, so you need to go get them if you want to come to it. Okay, that is on. Well, we're doing three, but the. The one with tickets available is on June 5th at 9:30pm New York City Cabaret 42. There are also two other shows. There's one at 7pm that night. There's one on June 3rd at 7. Those are sold out. But there will be streaming tickets available for all three of the shows. So if you'd like to watch one or all three, go get streaming tick. You can find links for that on our website or on our instagram link in bio. Okay, we look forward to seeing you guys there. We're having so much fun getting it all together. And also, if you want this recap on video or you want bonus episodes or you want ad free listening and all of that good stuff, go over to patreon.com watch what crap is.

[Erica]

Okay. Okay.

[Ronnie]

Today is part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 15 reunion.

[Ben]

Here it. It is. Well, we pick up where exactly where we left off, which is dorit and Erica and Kyle squabbling. Specifically dorit and Erica at this moment. And dorit is. She's really on one. She's on one in a way that we've really never seen her at a reunion. I mean, she'll usually. She'll be feisty at a reunion, but she was really at a. She was going for it the entire time. She was just being so sarcastic the entire time.

[Andy Cohen]

She's like, do I really look like I'm someone who cares what you think about right now?

[Ben]

Like, that was like her vibe the entire time.

[Ronnie]

Her eyes popping out of her head, sucking on that little candy Just. Those eyes were a poppin. Yeah. They gave her first chair, and she's really running with that. She's like, I am?

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Erica]

Chair coil, first year, and everybody better listen to what I see.

[Ronnie]

She's really into it, by the way. It's really early, which is why my voice will not work.

[Ben]

But she.

[Ronnie]

She's really going for it with that first chair. I don't know. Erica is really kind of going for it for Erica. Erica even tried to pretend she had feelings today, which was so fucking funny. I love when Erica pretends that she's not a robot. And today she. She just completely blanked out in her face. And I thought, is Erica having a stroke? And then she was, like, very upset. She was trying to.

[Amanda]

I know.

[Ben]

It was so good.

[Ronnie]

That was the best part of the reunion for me, was Erica trying to feel things. I was like, erica, you don't need to pretend around us.

[Erica]

Okay?

[Ronnie]

I don't even know what I would do with a feeling. Erica. I like robot Erica. And, like, when she cries, she's like one of those little baby dolls that you put water in so that they pee pee. You know, they go peepee. Betsy wetsy or whatever they're called. She's like that, but, like, for tears, you know, she always gets lots of, you know, eyeliner on her eyes to make sure we think that she's really got real tears coming out. It was very, very dramatic. Very good. So I loved it. Thanks for the effort, E. Yeah, thanks

[Ben]

for the great effort. So Dorit and Erica are talking about. They're. They're going back and forth about Italy,

[Andy Cohen]

and Dorit's like, erica, what were you hurt by? She's. Well, something you said at the table. You said, why are you trying to save yourself? You're doing this to save yourself. And he's like, oh. So she said, you're coming after me to save your job?

[Erica]

Yes.

[Andy Cohen]

And your job on this show. Yes. Not your job.

[Ben]

Doing something, Andy. She has no other job. What's.

[Ronnie]

What's her other job, Andy? It's my job at the dollar tree, Andy.

[Ben]

That's.

[Ronnie]

That's what I'm worried about.

[Ben]

Okay, so that's what hurts you.

[Erica]

Did switch hurt you?

[Andy Cohen]

Eh? Well, the most.

[Erica]

You could call me a cup fitness all day. That doesn't really work out of everything else. You know, that was the one thing that turned me completely out because. Because it's not true, and it's hurtful, and that touches such a tender point in all of us when you're trying to be open and vulnerable when you're trying to tell your story. But, yeah, it's something. I didn't like it. It didn't sit well with. It doesn't sit well with me now.

[Ronnie]

I like when they showed a clip of Erica saying the same thing to people. Like, yeah, she's trying to save her job.

[Ben]

Right? You know, she's like, I like that Erica's saying how when you're trying to be open and vulnerable and trying to tell your story. What story was Erica telling this season?

[Ronnie]

Well, she told the TV thing, which was super. A super sad story. So I don't want to take away that, but I will say that when she mentioned that last week, she was

[Erica]

like, how dare you accuse me of not having a storyline. I did my DV thing.

[Ronnie]

Like, it was a number at a.

[Erica]

Like, hey, I did my dv. I pulled out my old DV number. How dare you.

[Ben]

My DV thing. No, I guess I meant more like what I was thinking about sort of general story lines from the season. She had a moment where she shared that, for sure, but, like, she didn't like, what.

[Andy Cohen]

What.

[Ben]

What was her general story lines that she was dating a guy that we never saw. And I was just like, well, actually, I'm sorry, we saw him on the. On FaceTime at the very last party of the season. But, like, she had no. She had no main storyline.

[Andy Cohen]

And I.

[Ben]

By the way, for the record, I'm okay with that. I think we can normalize people just not having major storylines for a season. Not every single person needs to have a storyline because then he gets stuck watching, like, stupid scenes of people gardening or whatever.

[Ronnie]

But listen, that's how I live my life. I don't need a storyline, and I never have one. You know, I feel like we should be free to live like that in real life, too, you know? What's your storyline? Nothing. I don't do anything. Here's my storyline. Yesterday, I had a whole bag of Choco reasons, okay? And now my stomach really hurts. That's my storyline. Run with it. You can't make it entertaining, then that's editing's fault.

[Ben]

It's a good storyline, I have to say.

[Ronnie]

Thank you. I thought so, too. It was like a real big deal because the whole day I was like, oh, I really want Choco reasons. And I was like, you can't have those because you're gonna eat the whole bag. And that's not even just a candy bar. That's like four candy bars. You can't do it. But then I found an Excuse to run an errand. And then the errand was right by the grocery store. And then I went to the grocery store and then I patted myself on the head because I actually went to a grocery store and walked in and the candy aisles all the way in the back. So I had to walk all the way back and you know, like, I had to put on deodorant and stuff. So I looked cute. And then I left and ate the Choco reasons. And I mean, it was like a whole thing for me. So I think it was a good storyline.

[Ben]

Why did. Why did the chocolate reasons people. Why did they never hire Pink to be their spokesperson? Just give me a reason, just a little bit. I mean, it's right there.

[Ronnie]

Ronnie, what is the reason you are late today? Choco reasons. That's the reasons. Choco reasons. Anyway, you don't need a storyline. But yeah, this is very Erica to not do anything all year until the last two episodes where she's like, oh,

[Erica]

I haven't done anything.

[Ronnie]

And then she screams and yells and cries and has some fit about nothing. Like it never makes any sense why she's even upset. And then look, she's. She's the whole reunion. She's had the whole reunion. So she's gotten pretty smart at how to play this game. Do nothing until the very end, then have a fit, then become the main part of the reunion. So, you know, well done.

[Ben]

I say so Error Dorit's like, Erica,

[Andy Cohen]

you, you have to understand from my point of view as well to say it. I let you speak. Okay, first off, don't. Don't what? No, don't don't talk to which way? What are you saying

[Erica]

to me that way? Let me finish how I feel. Okay, finish, then finish. This is exactly why I'm in the position I'm in and how I feel. Okay, that's it. I really didn't have anything to say,

[Ben]

but that was all.

[Andy Cohen]

That was just one last little sentence. That's it.

[Erica]

Okay, well, you unleashed on me, Erica. Yes, I did. Well, what was it to me to explode like that? Chuckle reasons. Okay? And I'll tell you when I fucking lost it because you said bulls have supported me more than anybody in this group.

[Ronnie]

Oh, God. Again, you guys. Okay, listen, no more 3 hour reunions unless you guys earn it. There needs to be some kind of litmus test. You guys did not earn three hours. We've already talked about this 10 times.

[Ben]

I don't know. I actually, I actually disagree on that. I thought this was a really good reunion. I Was totally into it. I love this episode. I love the back and forth. I was. I was on board, to be honest.

[Ronnie]

All right, well, good for you. Then I'll change my. I'll change my opinion to support your love, you guys. This would be a four part reunion. Five more. I want to hear about Dorit thinking Bo supported her more again. Do it again.

[Ben]

The family of pigs that watches reunions together stays together in the meadow.

[Ronnie]

Let's be here till July. You know what? Have eight more reunions.

[Ben]

Okay, let's fall. I really did enjoy this. I thought it was great. Well, because I think watching the three of them implode was, like, fascinating. And I do feel like they were kind of.

[Andy Cohen]

Well.

[Ben]

Well, I think that Dorit and. And Erica were. Were really, like, saying stuff that was getting stuff off their chest. Kyle was just doing that. But guys, like, what about me? And people feel the same way I feel.

[Ronnie]

Right, right, right.

[Ben]

So Kyle was being silly. But, yeah, I enjoyed it. I enjoy it because these three are normally so protective, and, you know, they normally keep everything off camera. And it all just tumbled out in the reunion in a way that I appreciated. But I, too, when it started, I was like, how are they gonna get three episodes out of this season? There's, like, nothing going on this season. But they did it. They. In my mind, they sure did. Yeah, they sure did.

[Ronnie]

So Dorit's like, you know what?

[Erica]

If you had said that to me, I would have said, erica, you know what? I have a feeling I remember you said the same thing to coil and I at Anne Marie's house.

[Ronnie]

We see a flashback to 2023 with Erica whining with Erica saying she's been through something very tough and no one in the group was there for her. And so Dorit's like, I was her.

[Erica]

And she's like, yes, very hurt by that. Right. So then you understand where I'm at.

[Ronnie]

Yes, but the point is, you're a hypocrite. Do you understand the grudges?

[Ben]

The grudges these women hold? I mean, when the fact that Dorit was like, yeah, but you said that at Emory Emery's house. I'm like, we're going to Anna Marie's house. Oh, my God. Like, I did not remember this moment at all. Of course they lived through it. They experienced it. But, like, the way she quickly was like, yeah, well, you know. Yeah, you might be mad at me for saying that, but you said the same thing two years ago in this, like, random scene at Amari's.

[Andy Cohen]

I was like, what how did you

[Ben]

pull that out of your ass? I mean, obviously everyone does their research going into the reunions and, like, they're ready to counter, but, like, I really am impressed with how quickly they can. Like, they can reach into their vault of grievances and pull something out. Well, Emery's husband.

[Ronnie]

So we remember things about Anne Marie. She's a full fledged surgeon and a doctor, so what about her husband? What'd he do?

[Ben]

Oh, more. More counts against him. It's not good.

[Ronnie]

What do you mean, more counts? This is better than the reunion, what happened?

[Ben]

No, it's not better than the reunion. It's. It's bad. It's just, I think more of the same counts that he had against him the first time around. It's not good. He's.

[Ronnie]

Why won't you say it?

[Ben]

No, I'm just, like, saying because I, you know, it's like sexual assault, so it's like. It's like, not like, fun. It's not like fun in funny recap.

[Ronnie]

Just saying, like, no, that's not fun.

[Amanda]

For sure.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Two days ago, Marcellus facing rape allegations by four more women. Holy.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Wow. Well, that guy still.

[Ben]

Yeah, seriously.

[Ronnie]

So that's crazy. I hadn't heard of that. I need to. Really, I need to make sure that my Anne Marie Wy. Google alert is. Is still functioning. Wow. How'd I miss that?

[Ben]

So. So anyway, Andy's like, okay, well, now that she's told you those two things,

[Andy Cohen]

what you said is, wow, I understand why you'd be upset. So is there anything you want to say in response to those two things? Do you want to apologize?

[Ben]

And Rico's.

[Andy Cohen]

I'll say it again. Apologize for what? Andy.

[Ben]

And he's like, oh, my God. And by the way, I want to say that in the flat, in the flashback, you do see that Dorit did not say, I've received more support from Bose this year than anyone else. She just says, I've received more support from Bose than anyone else in this group. And what was that? Yeah, so I can see why she was really like. I don't know. I still see why Erica was like, what the fuck, you fucking bitch.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I don't. Because Erica wasn't even barely talking to Dre, and Erica didn't even tell Dorit she had a boyfriend, Eric. You know, Dorit had to find. Find that out. And she only told Kyle and stuff. So I think Dorit had a lot of signs that these girls weren't her friends anymore anyway. And she's. She's saying to Buzz's my Bose has supported me more. Bose has supported her more. Erica acting like she's so supportive. Where, when?

[Ben]

So Andy's like, He's like, well, you

[Andy Cohen]

guys should talk about it then.

[Ben]

So Dorit goes, wait a second.

[Andy Cohen]

What should I apologize for the things that I said. He's like, well, she's saying that it made her flip when you said that. I know. Well, when you, when she, when you said that, she was doing that for her job. So you want to apologize that Andy. Andy.

[Erica]

I did.

[Ben]

It's like, oh, you did. He is like this.

[Erica]

Erica's like, where was that?

[Ronnie]

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[Erica]

Well, I did. Ambi, when she said that, I said, erica, had you told me, I said, I would have understand that. I said, I'm sorry. I would have understood had you told me.

[Ronnie]

I don't think she did said that. So she did say that, but that's okay.

[Ben]

She did not say that at all. She literally did not apologize.

[Andy Cohen]

Both of those things I would have understood. And I'm sorry that I made you feel that way. I did not understand how you were one person up until the night before. And then at 3 in the morning, and not even 12 hours later, there was a completely different person that was right there.

[Ben]

I'm like, that's because in the 12 hours since the night before, you guys went to a ghost town and had a fight, and you drove off and she got pissed at you, and so she came to the dinner pissed at you. That's why she was pissed at you 12 hours later. Yeah, well, I don't know why dorit doesn't understand these things.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, 12 hours later was when you left her in the godforsaken, you know, walking dead town in Italy or whatever.

[Ben]

I know, seriously.

[Ronnie]

But I think this whole fight just happened because Erica was coming in on Kyle's fight. If Erica had had a separate talk with dorit and just been like, dorit, this being late is so rude. Like, come on. But she didn't. And so Kyle is going at dorit for a million things. I mean, like, why Erica feels this way too. Erica didn't feel that way. The only thing Erica cared about was the being late thing. And that's the only thing she keeps repeating over and over. She doesn't care about all of this other stuff. And so when dorit was getting frustrated at Kyle and then Erica kept piping in, it's like Erica's coming in to pipe in on Kyle's fight, and Dorit's like, shut up. Stop fighting for Kyle. And I think that was completely valid for dorit to be like, stop fighting Kyle's battles. Everyone's Always fighting Kyle. Kyle's battles just stop. So I don't know. I feel like Erica did that to herself. I'm still team to read on that. Even though dorit is supremely obnoxious as a human being, and in this reunion, I'm still team dirt.

[Ben]

Yeah, I. I think dorit is very obnoxious in this reunion. Also very funny. And it's, like, really fun to see her just, like, being so relentless towards Erica and Kyle. And I do think that dorit is. Well, I don't have to repeat it for, like, the fifth week in a row, but I will one last time. Until the next time, I'm definitely team dorit versus team Kyle, but I'm a little bit more team Erica in Erica vs. Dorit. Weirdly enough.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I'm not. And I wish that dorit had just said, you know what? I did say that you need to do this for a storyline because you literally had nothing going on all year. Sorry, sorry that you feel that you did, but you had nothing going on all year. And then you're yelling at me for Kyle, and now. Now look at you. Now you have, like, a. A main part of the reunion. So it worked. But off for it. For using me for it. You could have yelled at Amanda. You could have yelled at Natalie, that girl who's not even here. Yell at Kathy. Why doesn't anybody yell at Kathy? Yell at her.

[Ben]

So. So dorit is now insisting that she did say sorry, which she did not say. We saw her, and she did not say sorry.

[Ronnie]

We did not say.

[Ben]

But now she's saying that she did say sorry, and she's like. She's so. She's like, saying, hell, yeah. Like, Erica showed up to that dinner 12 hours later a totally different person.

[Andy Cohen]

Erica's like, no, no, no. This has been bubbling and building. Well, there was no sign of it. Well, that's because you were late for the side.

[Ben]

We put one up and then waited a long time for you, so we took it down again. Then you showed up, and Kyle's like,

[Erica]

you called her a cut fitness over and over again, relentlessly. You were relentless with calling her a cut fitness.

[Ronnie]

Oh, please. Dorit is really overusing that because the audience likes it when she says it. So now she's saying it every two seconds, which is kind of funny.

[Erica]

She's like, I didn't coil. And she just said, you can call me a Cot Fitness 70 time times, and it doesn't bother me. So there. Coil. Shut up, you dumb cut fitness.

[Ben]

Do you see, like, when she can say that. Like, she's both. Do you see? When she can say that she supported for 10 years, you say, oh, only if he had said that.

[Andy Cohen]

I was like, kyle, you just came in and you're saying something just like,

[Ben]

it's completely different reaction to me than to her, okay? It's not fair. Like, Kyle's going back to her main thrust, which is. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. Which has actually little to do with Dorit's well being. It's more about, like, why are you being mean to me? Not mean to her. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair.

[Ronnie]

It is. It's like, why are you forgiving Eric all of a sudden? And now you're still mad at me. What the hell? This isn't fair. And so now the moment we've all been waiting for, a Sutton section. Guys, name changes are really hard, Especially when you get a letter from the Pope about it. Sutton, talk about it. Yeah, talk about it for 10 hours, please.

[Andy Cohen]

All right, well, I just do want to say that we are going to get to Italy in a minute.

[Ben]

That's sudden.

[Andy Cohen]

Okay? It's not sudden. We. We. I need to know you buddying up with Amanda. Dorit said that you did that as an attempt to score points with Kyle. She's like, yes, yes, with Kyle. With Kyle. Just in case you couldn't get to the end of that sentence, Andy.

[Ben]

Good.

[Andy Cohen]

Kyle.

[Ben]

And son's like, I mean, because Kyle cares.

[Andy Cohen]

I mean, what. What is that? Why would Cal care if I.

[Ben]

If I room with Amanda? Did you care, Kyle? Did.

[Andy Cohen]

Was.

[Ben]

That was pretty cool that I did that, though, right? That was nice of me, right? I. I am a loyal friend. Right, Kyle, I see you got an opening in your trio here. Do you think maybe I could just

[Andy Cohen]

slide on in because I stayed with Amanda? Anything like that?

[Ben]

No, no.

[Erica]

I am nobody's minion, okay?

[Ronnie]

But I will be your personal assistant if you'll just have me in your group, okay?

[Ben]

I do like to wear an overall.

[Ronnie]

The answer to this question was so funny, because Sutton's like, well, here's what happened. They made me. Production made me do it, okay? Because they were like, you know, you can room Jennifer. And I was like, well, I shouldn't do that because she's like a movie star person, okay? And also, she smarted off to me one time this season, so I was giving her kind of the cold shoulder. Also, no one would do it, so I had to do it. Natalie. Wouldn't do it. And then we see a clip of Natalie. Natalie, right. Is that.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Natalie being like, she doesn't want to room with me. I brought my vibrator. Oh, my God. Natalie.

[Ben]

Yeah. Freaking Natalie. So basically, Sutton, well, sudden. Literally says, okay, Amanda. Well, when Andy says, like, what? Like, why did you room with Amanda? Son goes, well, somebody had to do it. Amanda's like, thanks. And she goes, okay, Amanda, you just. You're just gonna have to take this with a grain of salt here, okay? This one over here is a movie star. This one over here has been on the show a really long time. That one over there is really rich. That one over there I'm not gonna room with. And they didn't want to room with you. So basically, we drew. We drew straws, but turns out I was the only one who drew the straw, and everyone else just ran away, and I got stuck with you, Amanda. But it was great. I loved getting to know you. Fun times. It was, like, the most backhanded response.

[Ronnie]

I mean, I'm just. What do I care? I'll just sit there with my headphones on, ignore her ass, okay? Just doing my thing. I mean, who cares?

[Ben]

She literally said that. I'll just put on my headphones. I'll have to hear her, Doreen.

[Erica]

I'll watch what happens live. You called Sutton a social climber.

[Ronnie]

Well, that is absolutely ridiculous.

[Erica]

That is ridiculous. Do you believe that?

[Ronnie]

Where am I climbing to? Where am I climbing to? I'm already at the top of the mountain, okay?

[Ben]

There are.

[Ronnie]

There are stairs made out of bodies. I'm already here, okay? Thank you.

[Ben]

That's right. I am established. And Kathy's like, oh, my God, not a climber.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, listen, that's just part of her world. That's also why she combs her hair with the fork. And son's like, well, I'm already in a world.

[Ben]

Where do I need to go?

[Andy Cohen]

It's like, well, listen, I think you'd like to be invited to parties, okay? And I don't know. I'm not in that world, so I don't really know.

[Ben]

Oh, yes. To read famously does not like being invited to parties, which is why she's always hanging around Kathy Hilton's house and is on this TV show.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, exactly. I like. Kathy's like, you're not a social climber. You're a socialite. Oh, okay, so isn't that kind of climbing parties? Because you're always. Listen, I only watch the Gilded Age, so what do I want?

[Ben]

Far be it for me to know, socialite's already there. Socialite is already of the tier and is just now flittering about the climber.

[Ronnie]

Socialites are climbing, girl. They've got to be invited to all the parties, and if they're not, they got to befriend the right socialite, and then if they don't befriend this bright socialite, then they're not going to get to go to the best parties. I mean, socialites are. Are the. Are climbers, aren't they?

[Ben]

Well, well, I mean, social. Social climbing may be part of their repertoire, but they. I think they. A social light is already at living a life of leisure in a way that an Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen, who are like Bravo's original social climbers, are not. So like a social climber implies, you're not in there yet, and you're. You're. You're doing what you can to get up in there. And a socialite is just already there, already getting invited to things and just making appearances and taking pictures and is happy. But of course, there's you. You must maintain your station. So it's not. It's not a. It's not a job where you can rest on your laurels. But, yeah, so there is.

[Ronnie]

So there's always social life, climbers. And I'm standing by. And you know what? Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I always say that when I have nothing to say. Oh, yeah, I was gonna say Sutton. Remember the plot line with Lisa Rinna where Sutton's like, Lisa Rinna accused Sutton of being a climber as well. And she's like. She uses her money to get people to be her friends. And then it turned out it was Rinna that was using her money to get her to be friends, because Sutton always has a table at the Elton John AIDS gala thing for the Oscars. And so, you know, Rinna always went as one of her guests. And then Sutton was like, well, you never pay for a table.

[Erica]

What about that?

[Ronnie]

Lisa Rinna.

[Erica]

It's like, I come from a place of.

[Ronnie]

Yes, but it always kind of gave the impression that Sutton was, in fact, kind of a social climber because she was using. She would be like, oh, I'm going to invite Lisa Rinna to my table, and then I'll get on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you know, so she's kind of climbing in that way. I don't mean money climbing. I think that you're right. You know, there are no, There are different levels of it, but, yeah, who knows who know, who knows who's right or wrong. But this has been some stink on Sutton for a while.

[Ben]

And you know when I talk about some stink on Lisa Rinna, you know, the disease at the moment, the. The pandemic of the moment. Hantavirus. Hantavirus is hot right now. Oh, have you not heard about the hantavirus? The hantavirus?

[Ronnie]

Oh, I can't believe you haven't told me about it. How long has it been out and you haven't mentioned it to me?

[Ben]

Well, hantavirus has been with us for a while. It's a thing. But the big news is there's this cruise ship and there's a hantavirus outbreak. Antivirus is really fucking scary and dangerous. It's a really scary thing to get. It's basically like you. You get it mainly from like, rat droppings, like inhaling particles from rat droppings or whatever, or like mouse pee. And like, it's what Gene Hackman's wife died of last year. That was the big. That was a lot of press about that. So anyway, there's been an outbreak of hantavirus on this cruise ship in the Atlantic. And you really only get hantavirus by exposure to these things. But there's one little strain that can be passed human to human, and the strain is from like Argentina and Chile or something like that. And these, this couple came down with it and then got on the cruise ship and they have the human, they had the human to human strain. They died and they had the human to human strain. And now it's like a thing. And everyone's like, oh my God. Antivirus. Antivirus is spreading, but it's like, apparently really hard to spread. But there's been like, hantaviruses, like, there's a hantavirus frenzy. And so this article resurfaced about rumors that went. I feel like we never even knew about this, but that there's an allegation. Nothing is confirmed. I think actually Lisa Rinna fought back at this, but back in 2022, there was a. Odd on this one Instagram account, actually. Dana Wilkie. Sorry, Dana Wilkie is the one who spread this. So it can all be blamed on her. The original hantavirus, Dana Wilkie, she. She posted something that said. A source is now reporting that while filming the show's 12th season, Cherie Zampino was bitten by a rat during an event at Lisa Rena's house. And Zampino was rushed to the hospital where she was treated for exposure to hantavirus a Disease found in wild rodents. So Lisa Rinna on the hantavirus train for having a rat at her. At her house. According to Dana Wilkey, this was what, 20, 22? Yes.

[Ronnie]

Have those rats in her house. That was one of her plot lines, remember? Yeah, we got rats. They're in the house.

[Erica]

They were on Mad Men, so we love them.

[Ronnie]

They're very talented mice.

[Erica]

They've got good angels.

[Ronnie]

Okay, so now we see images of Sutton at the Met Ball, because now the fight is like, well, Sutton goes to the Met Ball. Because Andy's like, well, she. You know, I just want to point out, with the exception of Rachel Zoe, she's still the one that's been to the Met Ball so many times. You know, it's like so many, many, many times. Many, many, many times. Many times. Okay, I've been to the the ball so many times. I didn't even know that Bezos was doing it this year. Because get. When I go to the set, when I go to the ball. Bezos. Tons of Bezos all over me. People just love me there.

[Erica]

Love me.

[Andy Cohen]

All right, well, so I guess it seems like you're an actual socialite. And it's like, yeah, cuz it's only been you and Rachel Zone.

[Ben]

The only people. Excuse me, I went. I went there in 2016 to the Met Ball. I went there pre Kiwi.

[Andy Cohen]

Like, okay, all right, well, it seems like, okay, so you. But what I'm trying to say though, is that Sutton seems like an actual socialite. Well, were you offended when I call you, called you a social climber?

[Ben]

And Sun's like, well, it's not the

[Andy Cohen]

nicest thing to say. So I apologize.

[Ben]

Okay, you bought that?

[Erica]

So you bought that apology, Sutton.

[Ronnie]

She goes, well, I don't really care, okay? I don't care about your apology anymore. Okay, so your friendship's in the shitter.

[Erica]

Will it come back? I mean, we'll see, Andy. We'll see.

[Ronnie]

I just don't know. I don't know, Andy.

[Andy Cohen]

All right, let's leave it right there.

[Ben]

And Sun's like, oh, wow, by the

[Andy Cohen]

way, look at me.

[Ben]

I've made it through this whole reunion so far with that one drop of alcohol. Isn't that amazing? Like, note that you're also at the end of the couch. Let's get that alcohol flowing again, Sutton.

[Ronnie]

Also, it's pretty sad when this starts at like 7 in the morning and you're congratulating yourself on not having a drink. Sutton. She's like, I do not have. I do not have a bad Relationship with alcohol. We are always together. Do you understand?

[Ben]

I've not even had a sip of alcohol, but I did have it kind of just like mainlined into my vein during. During lunch.

[Ronnie]

So I now take a little syringe full of it, take the needle out, and just insert it into my anus. Works quicker.

[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Andy Cohen]

All right, well, welcome back to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And this year, HBO's rebranded.

[Ben]

HBO's rebrand.

[Andy Cohen]

What I don't understand. HBO's rebranded herself. I think that was a typo in the notes.

[Ben]

Those.

[Ronnie]

They were probably doing voice to text,

[Ben]

so it came out this year. HBO's rebranded herself as a woman madly in love. HBOs. HBOs is actually the. That's funnier and funnier the more I think about it. HBOs.

[Andy Cohen]

Bose has rebranded herself as a woman madly in love looking to expand her family. But when Bose felt knocked down by painful setbacks in her IVF journey, Keely was more than willing to ask if he could stop working. Let's take a look.

[Ronnie]

So now we get a bow segment. And she's talking about how, oh, my

[Amanda]

goodness, I'm having two weddings. I can't believe it. One Ghana, one in Beverly Hills. Who did I let talk me into this?

[Ronnie]

You did that. So now one's the real wedding.

[Ben]

One's the one for this show. We understand how it goes.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Bo says so everyone's invited as long as I'm getting along with you. And Carl just makes like a. I don't know. Are you getting along with. Dorit better than me.

[Ronnie]

That's not fair.

[Amanda]

That doesn't really seem fair. How many weddings does that get to go to?

[Andy Cohen]

Then Andy goes, will there be a bachelorette? And will there be strippers?

[Ben]

And she's like, huh. Well, there will be a bachelorette. And then Sutton goes, I'll be in charge of the strippers. No, you will not. I don't need to see your Colonel Sandra strippers at this party. Okay? Let's get someone else who can do take care of this. And, like, I. By the way, I don't think it's anyone on this cast who would get hire a good strip Eric. Actually, Erica will hire the good strippers. I will give her that. But I don't trust anyone else here to do the strippers. Not a single one.

[Ronnie]

Well, especially setting, because she'll start crying in the middle of the party that the strippers aren't paying enough attention to her. Like she did at that Magic Mike show, remember?

[Ben]

Yeah, no, this is not. This is that she's not who we are going to turn to for strippers.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So Rachel's like, yeah, you don't want to put me in charge of strippers?

[Ben]

No, they'll look like no. Or whatever his name is. Let's be honest. It'll be like, no, guys. It'll be. It'll be like. It'll be like, Xander Xand Zan strippers. Just emo guys in hats with, like, beards.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, totally.

[Ben]

And they're just not gonna take their clothes off. They'll just sing Mumford and Son type music.

[Ronnie]

Or they'll take their clothes off and you won't even notice because they'll just be all, you know, hair. Yeah. Like bush. They'll be, like, after bush. Like,'70s bush, you know? So Andy's like, okay.

[Erica]

It's been a year of high highs and low lows. I was so sad watching the. The results of your fertility journey. Ouch. God.

[Ronnie]

Boom.

[Erica]

Got it. As a father.

[Ronnie]

Okay, Andy.

[Amanda]

Well, we're, you know, gonna take it step by step, and we're just gonna keep trying, just keep injecting.

[Ronnie]

Well, I want to say that, like, you know, like, now I get it. Cause, like, I'm single now, too. And, like, single people like guys when they're younger. I mean, they're not like, teenagers. It's not like I'm dating Zen. Zen's friends, but still, like, younger guys. They're like, I want kids, so what am I supposed to do about it?

[Ben]

I never thought about, like, what they. That they would actually, like, want A child. I thought they just would want, like a fedora and like a scarf, and I can provide that for them, you

[Ronnie]

know, so maybe these guys should have thought of that before they started dating 50 year olds. I don't want to hear it from these guys. I'm so sick of these men who wait their whole lives don't do. Because they want to keep dating. And as long as they can get hot butt in la, they want to just keep dating. And then they turn 50 and then they start pressuring you like, well, I didn't have a baby. I'm gonna need to have a baby. Well, you should have thought of that, sir. I'll bet you pee like, you know, 15 minutes after we leave the house, too. Oh, I gotta pee. You should have thought of that. Okay. You should have thought of it.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, buzz fans had a strong reaction to the dinner that you and Keely and Lail had or in San Diego.

[Ben]

And so we see footage of that, of Keely being like, so how would you feel if I stopped working and I didn't have an income?

[Andy Cohen]

So Andy goes, Pam Oliver on Twitter said, y' all are really not listening to these men. And they'll tell. They'll tell on themselves. Every time he's setting the stage for when he no longer has an income, it's a red flag. And the coach says in the second half, they're just gonna focus on defense and try to score some points. Thanks, Pam Oliver. Thanks. Thanks for the. Thanks for that. Thanks for chiming in.

[Erica]

She goes on to continue that she

[Ronnie]

only used alternative names on Amazon packages and not on false credit cards.

[Ben]

Okay, thank you.

[Amanda]

Oh, well, I wasn't worried because we were sharing our vulnerabilities and, you know, he was vulnerable about, you know, not having a job. So. Yeah, I've been independently wealthy for a long time.

[Ronnie]

He knows.

[Ben]

Well, that's the point. I'm independently owned and operated. And so.

[Ronnie]

Morongo.

[Amanda]

I don't know. Things are coming to my mind.

[Ben]

It's a lot. It's a lot out there. If you just sort of. The more you talk, the more you. You feel the spirit coming to you, you know, show me the. Oh, that's all I got of growing pains. I really only had those first two words. That's it. Show me the. Show me.

[Amanda]

That was three.

[Ben]

You're right. I got to a third word there. Maybe I should work onto it, move on to a different property.

[Amanda]

That is one more word than dollars

[Ronnie]

that Kitty has, by the way.

[Amanda]

But you know what?

[Ronnie]

It's okay.

[Amanda]

To be vulnerable when you're poor. And that's fine, Andy.

[Ronnie]

And he's like, well, you know, you were asked on the after show what

[Erica]

you would say, Kyle, if your man

[Ronnie]

said that to you. We see this. And Kyle's like, oh, really? Well, if he said, how would you

[Amanda]

feel if I lost my job? I would say, well, how would you feel if your penis fell off?

[Ronnie]

Because it just did. Damn.

[Ben]

It was like, whoa, Kyle, Jeez. I mean, like, we're shitting on Gilly. But, like, this is. This was Kyle's attempt to be, like, sassy and fabulous and, like, it just shows she has no ability to do it whatsoever.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, it's only worth it if they're rich. If they're rich. And Erica said, you're right. And Rachel's like, oh, my God. You said that?

[Amanda]

Because, like. No, I was referring to him saying, like, if my husband said, like, what if I didn't have a job, would you take care of me? That's all I meant.

[Ronnie]

No, it's like, that's. That's what we. That we know that that's what you meant, Kyle. It was a shitty thing.

[Ben]

No, I'm just saying, like, if the penis fell off, I'm saying, like, how. It's like saying, how would your fence felt? What would be like if you. If you lost your job? Like, I'd be like, well, what if you lost your. Your penis? Like, if your penis fell off, Right? It's like, a penis is on and then it's off. This makes sense, guys. If you think about. It's like, really funny, guys. Okay? I've been, like, around a lot of comedy writers, okay? So, like, the penis is on, then it's off. It's on then off. It's on and off. You guys, are you following this?

[Amanda]

Is that, like, you know, if a

[Ronnie]

man doesn't have money, then he basically might as well not have a penis

[Amanda]

or be a man at all.

[Ronnie]

That's all I'm trying to say. Sorry if it sounded weird.

[Ben]

I don't think there's really anything offensive about it. I think you're, like, twisting my words to reach and I don't think. I don't appreciate you doing that. I mean, everyone else is making the penis joke. Why can't I say the penis joke without everyone getting mad at me?

[Amanda]

Well, by the way, I think a lot of men equate their money to their penis. You know what I mean?

[Ronnie]

Yes, that's why she said it. I'm so confused by this segment. I love that Kyle's such a gaslighter.

[Amanda]

She's like, no, what I really meant was what I. Exactly what I just said.

[Erica]

So what do you need? They. They. They mean they have a big dick and a big wallet.

[Ronnie]

And Kathy goes, no money, no honey.

[Andy Cohen]

All right, Bose, I asked you on Watch Rapid Live, what do you think Amanda's good at? And you responded, scamming.

[Ben]

Yes, I know that was harsh. Didn't say it was false. I just said it was harsh.

[Andy Cohen]

And Amanda's like, that was very harsh. How? I. You know when you said that, that was, like, shown in my home. Like, that wasn't nice.

[Ben]

Sick. Well, it was harsh. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you are such a wimp.

[Erica]

You said.

[Andy Cohen]

You said the W word right in front of me, and we're close to my home.

[Amanda]

I didn't actually mean it. I was pretty angry at the time. And I was like, why the hell is she comparing us? You know?

[Ronnie]

You compared you. You were the one who compared you. She was. She was reading your own words. She was saying back your own words. And Amanda's like, when did I compare?

[Amanda]

She goes, o compared us a lot.

[Erica]

Tell me.

[Amanda]

You said I was jealous of you.

[Ronnie]

So we cut to a producer asking Amanda why she thinks Bose is comparing herself to Amanda. See, the. The conversation came because you were composing. You were comparing yourself on the chat. GPT in the bus. That was the question, and that's what she was responding to. So her reply was, well, her course makes. My course makes millions of dollars and Boses doesn't. In fact, she's losing money.

[Erica]

And.

[Ronnie]

And she even told me herself.

[Andy Cohen]

I didn't say you were jealous of me. The interviewer said, do you think she was like, well, speak it for speaker four. Do you think that. Do you think it was.

[Ben]

Was trying to compare her own accomplishments in the series?

[Andy Cohen]

That's what I was asked.

[Ben]

Well, there were so many things that you were saying afterwards that I was like, wait a second. I don't know if I like that.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, I actually want to correct that, because that's not true.

[Ben]

Well, I was so angry I said that. I said you were scamming, but it was more like the fact that I didn't understand what the hell you were doing. All I could really tell is that you were. I think you were scamming. Actually, now that I think about it, you were scamming. No, I don't.

[Andy Cohen]

And I don't think you're jealous of me.

[Amanda]

Thank you. Because I'm not.

[Erica]

Okay, Amanda. Well, Bones was one of the first people you spoke to about your business. And during that conversation, I'm wondering if you got the feeling that she was skeptical about you. The way that she kept shaking her

[Ronnie]

head and sucking her teeth, looking towards the exit sign and doing. Doing the circular finger with her in or doing the circular motion with her

[Erica]

index finger around her temple. Or did it catch you by surprise

[Ronnie]

once the show aired and you saw it?

[Erica]

Well, I'm gonna take this in part.

[Ronnie]

And he goes, oh, boy. Why are you acting like Amanda talks so much? She hasn't. She hasn't even said that much.

[Ben]

It was so funny when he. When she said, I'm gonna take it in parts.

[Andy Cohen]

And he goes, oh, boy.

[Ben]

Erica just looks at Andy like

[Ronnie]

Erica

[Ben]

wanted to crack up.

[Ronnie]

So the way Erica does that robot move, she went,

[Ben]

I don't know. Like, Erica was cracking me up. This reunion. What can I say? You know, I have 10 years of talking.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Erica's. Erica is funny. Yeah.

[Ben]

So down on Erica. But I'm enjoying her. So Amanda is like, okay, well, yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

I feel like no matter what I say, it's being questioned, and there's no room to explain myself. So I love my step kids as my own. Like, that's being questioned. Like everything was being questioned. And both like, no, no, no, no,

[Ben]

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. No, no, No, no, no, no. And Amanda's like, well, what did you say? I asked if they were his kids. And that is very different from do you love your step kids? I mean, how do you conflate those two things, Amanda?

[Ronnie]

Yeah, but you said in your interview, I don't know about this. The kids having two moms, but that's the reality.

[Amanda]

No, I did not say that.

[Ronnie]

Again, you're misquoting me. But how did I conflate it?

[Amanda]

You made it sound like I said you shouldn't love your step kids. Like, I don't believe that children should be loved if they're not birthed by you. And that's not what I said.

[Ronnie]

But I didn't say that.

[Amanda]

And that's insane. I would never say it.

[Ronnie]

But they. But you said they can't. You didn't know about them having two moms.

[Amanda]

I did not say that.

[Ronnie]

Was that bows in the interview? I mean, come on. Was the interview something about two moms? Somebody helped me here, and Andy's like, we'll find it.

[Ben]

And here it is.

[Ronnie]

To just have a semantics issue.

[Ben]

They really Do.

[Ronnie]

They're always fighting over semantics.

[Ben]

They really, really are. And, like, then. And the thing is that, like, neither of them remember the semantics well, because Amanda, like, she, like, she refers to the semantics incorrectly. So then Bose can't place it. So she's like, what are you talking about? I never said that. And then bo's like, I never said that. And then it seems like Bose is lying. But the. Ultimately, the quote was like, I don't know how I would feel about someone like a stepmom coming in saying, these are my kids.

[Andy Cohen]

I'm like, I'm the mama.

[Ben]

Like those. Like, I thought what Bose was saying was, I think, benign. And it was just like saying she was taking the POV of the biological mother probably having a mama bear response. It was not her saying, there's only one mother and you can never have more than one mother. She was just sort of being tongue in cheek about like, hey, wait a second. Don't call your kids mine. They're mine. You know, it was like, not even. Of course, Amanda takes it as, you know, as seriously as possible to be

[Andy Cohen]

like, she's saying that kids can't be in another family if there's a divorce, that kids should be thrown out of the streets. And it's just, like, not nice.

[Ronnie]

She said that I should just take the kids back to the library and drop them off in the used book bin.

[Amanda]

Andy, I did not say that.

[Ronnie]

So, yeah, Bose, Amanda Bose got one over on Amanda on this one. Because that doesn't even make any sense now, as far as the actual really saying, like, I don't know if I want another woman calling, telling my kid her daughter. I mean, they're babies and she's raising them, but still. Yeah, I mean, I can see that. I probably wouldn't like that either. It'd be like, grandma, you know, you need to come up with another name for that. Gigi or something.

[Ben]

Yeah, I mean, obviously it's all. That's such a thorny issue with, you know, step parenting, etc, but I have to imagine the producers said, how would you feel about someone, you know, someone else referring to your daughter as their own? Like, not me, you know? So I. I don't know. To me, I thought it was a totally benign moment that Amanda took very seriously.

[Ronnie]

As usual, Amanda takes everything very seriously.

[Erica]

All right, well, let's move on to a sensitive topic.

[Ronnie]

Oh, okay. So that he's saying Amanda and Bose share something in common, and that's the death of a child. So this is a sad part. And, you know, I Hate sad parts. I'm sick of them. There have been too many this week on bravo. Okay. I've had to think of my mom dying. I had to think of just. Just too much to think about. Stop making me think like that. I'm watching housewives. Well, think about people.

[Ben]

Luckily, kids. Luckily, the sadness only lasts for three moments before it starts to get intermingled with pettiness over the word accost. So it is very. It is a sad. A sad thing. But now. But now it becomes about dorit and Amanda having their words at that party. And Dorit says, first of all, when

[Andy Cohen]

I approached you, I wasn't looking for a fight. I was looking to understand. I was under. I was looking to understand how I could have a fight. And I think we had a few things going on at once. And I just left speaking with a psych.

[Ben]

I'm sorry. Amanda goes, well, I think we just

[Andy Cohen]

had a few things going on at once. I had just left speaking to a psychic.

[Ben]

I was like, okay. But she was saying she's emotional. She's emotional because everything. Everything was brought up. And so she. She used the word accost in regards to dorit because she. She did feel in that moment, in that sensitive moment, like that she had been accosted.

[Ronnie]

She's like, you know, every time I'd seen you before, you'd been really nice, and then all of a sudden you're coming at me. So it felt aggressive. So it was an attack energy. But you weren't attacking me and said,

[Erica]

well, he said I was accosting you yesterday.

[Ronnie]

But she just took that back. You know what I mean? Dorit's just ready to jump already.

[Erica]

She's like, that's the way you interpreted it. Acousting.

[Ronnie]

And she's like, well, but we're talking about that moment and I see why you felt that way. No, Well, I look back and I see why I felt that way. I love that Amanda can be so empathetic with herself. She's like, you know, I want the season back. And I really felt for myself in that moment. And I'm aware that you didn't know.

[Erica]

She goes, well, I wish I did. I wish I did know at that point. I wish I did.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. But the point is. And they don't harp on her about this, which is bizarre, is that you knew it when she told you and then you kept going and followed her even after she got up from the table and tried to start it again to read. What the fuck?

[Andy Cohen]

Okay, okay, okay. Well, I think we made some Progress,

[Ben]

which is a lie. But I'm just gonna say that so we can move on.

[Andy Cohen]

I'm going to move on, which is

[Ben]

also what I say when I want to move on.

[Andy Cohen]

Well. And while I overwhelmed to read, looked for support this season, Kyle's comments about her spending and her erratic behavior landed with a bigger thud than the plane Dorit boarded almost two hours late. Okay, that was a stretch, team. That was a stretch. And while Erica got dragged into the mess, things got so heated, even the Tuscan gelato couldn't cool everyone down.

[Ronnie]

So we see this big clip of all of this stuff, and Erica saying,

[Erica]

you know, there's only so much friends can take before they go, you know what? Maybe that was that. It. I don't need to be treated like this. Maybe PK wasn't wrong.

[Ronnie]

And then Dorit, you see her watching the little TV in the bottom, and she's like, ooh,

[Ben]

We knew that was gonna get played. We knew that was gonna get played. So. So then I also like that in the middle of this one, weren't they watching it? And at one point, Dorita starts going, are you watching?

[Andy Cohen]

Are you watching? Are you watching? Are you seeing this? What's happening?

[Ben]

It's like, okay, settle down.

[Erica]

So Dorit's like, well, that's something else. These two women can sit here on the couch screaming at me, oh, the shit. Not you, Erica. But the shit the last few months I was going through in the last three months. So much shit with pk with my kids, I have to show up every single day. And I had, you know, to have something else directed from you, Coyle, from you. And you can sit here and you can argue about how everything is about the group. Group and everyone. Boo said it and Rachel said it and Amanda said it. Kyle, you went into the season with a plume.

[Ben]

A plume, A plan. No, you had a plan. That's not fair. Because we both. You had a plan, too. Like, that's so fat. Like, why is it, like, only you're allowed to have a plan and I have a plan? Suddenly, like, I say one thing, and then I have a plan, too. That's not fair to read.

[Erica]

You don't really believe that, do you? Yes, I do. She has a plane.

[Ronnie]

Well, I've never said anything bad ever.

[Amanda]

I've never said anything bad about you.

[Ronnie]

Then you just tried to evaluate that she was insane and erratic.

[Andy Cohen]

Hey, everyone, this is the end of

[Ben]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

Nah, I'm just kidding.

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[Ronnie]

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