#3362 Below Deck Down Under S04E15 Part Two: Battle Barbie

Summary

Watch What Crappens #3362: Below Deck Down Under S04E15 Part Two – "Battle Barbie"

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Release Date: May 12, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this hilarious Part Two recap of Below Deck Down Under’s “Battle Barbie” episode, Ben and Ronnie delight in all the interpersonal chaos, new crew drama, and ongoing boatmances that come with a new stew—Barbie—shaking things up on the yacht. The hosts mock, analyze, and affectionately roast Bravo’s latest messes, with signature impressions and side conversations (including quotes!) that make listeners feel like they’re recapping with friends.
Special highlight: The signature “Fish Report” segment full of ocean-side improv and laughter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Introducing Barbie: First Impressions and Crew Energy

• Barbie’s Arrival & Daisy’s Strategy

  • Daisy, seeking harmony, tells Jenna: “I want us to make a really big effort towards Barbie. And you need to lead by example. All right? We're gonna be the dream team.” (02:10)
  • Jenna, deadpan: “So I should have my rustic bitch face on. Got it.” (02:43)

• Barbie meets Fraser (via text):

  • Daisy asks Fraser about Barbie; he responds: “Not my favorite employee. She's stubborn. Good worker, though.” Ben and Ronnie translate Bravo-speak, “Which is Fraser code for, 'I hate her to death.'" (03:15)

• Barbie meets crew:

  • Immediate awkwardness and intense “resting face” from Jenna.
  • Exuberant reunion with Ellie: “Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God!” (04:19)
  • Barbie jokes about roles: “Are you sous chef?” “Technically executive chef, but you can call me sous chef.” (04:44)

• Host banter about introductions:

  • “You do your job, keep your distance, and that’s mine. That’s mine.” (Daisy impression, 05:36)

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Galley & Gossip: Crew Relationships and Drama

• Jenna explains the boat’s messy relationship web to Barbie:

  • “Me and Eddie were like, actually, like, a thing… but I also like me and Ben and things like that. I’m kinda like the talk of the time.” (10:35)

• Barbie’s Take on the Stew Dynamic:

  • “I just got here. I want to be nice, right? … Jenna definitely loves herself. Not a fan.” (11:30)

• Daisy and Joao Flirtation

  • Daisy asks for a shoulder rub. Joao: “So hard to do with clothes on.” Daisy: “Would you like to take them off?” (17:19)
  • Ellie hears the flirtation, feels taunted: “I’m not sure how much longer we can actually go on like this.” (17:36)
  • Joao responds icily when asked to tone it down: “We didn’t tone it down. The door was closed.” (21:30)

• Meta commentary from Ben & Ronnie:

  • "Do you still see that mask slip every once in a while, where he gets those eyes and he's like, 'We didn't turn it down, idiot.'" (23:53)

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Jenna, Ben, and Eddie: The Love Triangle Unravels

• Crossed Wires & Texts

  • Jenna oscillates between Ben and Eddie, sending mixed signals:
    • She texts Eddie: “Stop looking at you. Like, I miss you way more than I'm supposed to.” (32:07)
  • Ben, feeling played: "I don't like it. It sucks. I don't really like getting played, if that's all right with everyone." (36:22)
  • Ben and Eddie compare Jenna’s messages. Ben laments: “I’ve been betrayed by every person I’ve ever met.” (36:32)
  • Jenna: “At the moment you’re playing mine. At the same time, though, you’re playing my feelings.” (43:27)

• Peak Shade from Hosts:

  • “As long as you’re the one playing them, you know, as long as you’re like the game show host, you’re okay.” (32:58)
  • Ronnie, on Ben’s hypocrisy: “You can’t—Ellie came on here, and you’re like, ‘Oh my God. I follow on Instagram.’…You’re all just trying to get it where you can." (39:39)

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Crew Reflections and Alliances

• Ellie and Barbie Bonding

  • Ellie: “I haven’t felt like I could really trust anybody because everybody’s so gossipy... I’ve really been needing a friend.” (25:45)
  • Barbie: “We can’t help but be dramatic and perfect. It’s not our fault.” (25:56)

• Barbie & Ellie strategize how to deal with Jenna:

  • “Jenna is not a humble person, and it’s not actually all about you. … Maybe, like, I’ll just flirt with Eddie and piss her off.” (28:41)
  • “I’m hooking up with everybody. Who should I start with?” "Eddie’s a nice guy. Go get him, Tigress." (28:55)

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Meals, Tip Meeting, and Crew Night Out

• Barbie makes an impression:

  • Jason: “Barbie, last minute, you fit in like a Glo.” (29:21)
  • Tip: $22,000. “The helmet today will go to no one. … I’m just gonna wear it and hit myself in the head with it while I sit here and watch Salt Lake City in a kimono.” (29:45)

• Boat Nightlife and Flirtations

  • At pizzeria, Barbie to Eddie: “You smell delicious.” (37:06)
  • Barbie on Scottish men: “Yeah, I have an ex boyfriend from Scotland, and he was psychotic, but Scotland was gorgeous.” (37:24)
  • Jenna brings Ben a drink: “I shan’t have a drink from you, hussy.” (39:13)

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Battle Barbie: Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Barbie on Crew Drama:
  • “Dinner was, like, so awkward. Like, I just wanted to put my head in my bag. Am I right?" (40:40)
• Joao’s Vulnerability:
  • “Sometimes the way she looks at me, I see vulnerability. Just a glimpse. … Boner. Oh, God, I love vulnerability. Delicious.” (24:37)
• Barbie on Her Tattoo:
  • “I’ve got a terrible tattoo. I’m getting it removed… It’s an infinity sign. I got it when I was so young.” (30:30)
• Classic Crappens meta:
  • “Let’s also reserve this energy for the next guy who does the same thing to several women.” (39:47)

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The Fish Report (44:49–55:07)

A standout comedic segment where Ben and Ronnie riff on the underwater wildlife footage from the episode.
Highlights:

• “This is like a great white. This is a Jaws shark. Be careful.”
• Sharks described as “killers who just want to be poets” (45:23)
• An octopus “walking around like, keep on trucking,” with jokes about it “scratching its cooch” (47:16–47:29)
• Other memorable fish:
  • The “sweater fish” pretending to blend in (“gonna put on a sweater and pretend I’m one of these other fish”) (48:08)
  • “Bowling ball fish” and “Pac-Man” fish described as “my fish of the week” (52:27)
  • Fish with neon outlines: “You look crazy… Contouring has gone too far." (51:26–52:08)

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Daisy: “I want us to make a really big effort towards Barbie. And you need to lead by example.” (02:15)
• Jenna: “So I should have my rustic bitch face on. Got it.” (02:43)
• Barbie on Ben and Eddie confusion: “It’s a lot of situation, I guess. I’m… the talk of the time.” (10:35)
• Ronnie (on crew drama): “Do you still see that mask slip every once in a while, where he gets those eyes and he's like, 'We didn't turn it down, idiot.'” (23:53)
• Ben (on feeling played): “I don't like it. It sucks. I don't really like getting played, if that's all right with everyone.” (36:22)
• Barbie on the awkward dinner: “Dinner was, like, so awkward. Like, I just wanted to put my head in my bag.” (40:40)
• Jenna on jealousy: (Prompted by producer) “I'm extremely jealous.” (31:21)
• Fish Report, Ronnie: “This is the jaw shark. And I've never seen food more excited to be eaten. Look at all these fish just swimming around the dark.” (45:15)

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Structure & Flow

• Opening: Immediately jumps into Barbie’s integration and shakes up the crew hierarchy.
• Mid-episode: Focuses on relationships—both friendly and romantic—barbed with shade and self-aware humor.
• Finale: Crew night out spirals as love triangles combust; Ben and Eddie commiserate, Jenna faces fallout, Barbie contemplates whom to target.
• Recurring Comedy: “Fish Report” delightfully skewers the show’s underwater b-roll, wrapping up with improv and affectionate teasing.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode…

Watch What Crappens delivers biting and affectionate humor while recapping Below Deck Down Under’s latest crew shuffle. With Barbie’s arrival, shifting alliances, and a love triangle that combusts spectacularly, the episode provides premium Bravo mess. The hosts’ impressions, inside jokes, and pointed commentary—as well as their legendary “Fish Report”—keep things both insightful and laugh-out-loud funny.
Expect running jokes, sharp observations, and memorable lines that will have you shouting at the TV (and commiserating with your podcast buddies).

Skip to Signature Segments:

• Barbie’s arrival and Fraser text: 02:10–03:20
• Jenna-Barbie awkwardness: 10:10–12:00
• Crew love triangle fallout: 32:00–44:30
• Fish Report: 44:49–55:07

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Crappens™ Takeaway:

“Dinner was, like, so awkward. Like, I just wanted to put my head in my bag. Am I right?” (Barbie, 40:40)

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Tune in for next week’s recap and more fish report shenanigans!

Transcript

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[Host 1]

Who cares what happens when there's so much crap?

[Host 2]

Watch what happens.

[Host 1]

Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Hello, and welcome to Watch what Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right

[Host 3]

back into the recap.

[Host 2]

Cut to Daisy's room. Daisy's like, janna, can I talk to you in my room for us? I can't. Now, listen, I've had a lot of ball shot the last few days, but I really don't like how negative I'm being. So I want Barbie. Barbie's gonna be here, and I want us to make a really big effort towards Barbie. And you need to lead by example. All right? We're gonna be the dream team.

[Host 4]

She's like, well, a loving kindness throughout the world. As long as she doesn't touch one of my men, we'll be fine with that.

[Host 5]

So you're Saying I should have my rustic bitch face aunt. Got it.

[Host 1]

So then. So anyway, Eddie's arriving with Barbie and Daisy. Joao are in the mess, and Daisy's like, can you come up with me?

[Host 6]

He's like, anything for you.

[Host 1]

And Daisy starts texting Fraser to be like, who the hell is this Barbie? And Daisy's like, hey, fries, I see you've worked with Barbie before. She's my new stew. And he's like, not my favorite employee. She's stubborn. Good worker, though. Which is Fras Fraser code for I hate her to death. She's terrible and she's not a good worker.

[Host 2]

He couldn't just write terrorist and leave it at that. So.

[Host 3]

Oh, no.

[Host 7]

Ah.

[Host 2]

Daisy hated her.

[Host 8]

And Jo was like, oh, gosh. Oh, no.

[Host 2]

So now Joao is greeting Barbie and hugs her.

[Host 8]

He's like, hello, nice to meet you.

[Host 2]

She's like, okay, well, I'm sweating now. Thanks.

[Host 7]

Thanks for the sweat hug.

[Host 2]

Hi, I'm Daisy. I'm here to help you with your bug.

[Host 8]

Okay.

[Host 2]

Actually, we pronounce them beg. Really? All right, well, here we pronounce them bug. So

[Host 3]

wait, one of you is talking about begging, the other one's talking about bugging. Which one is it?

[Host 1]

Oh, shut up, Ben. Are you even here? Who said that?

[Host 6]

It was me doing my bed impersonation. I'm here.

[Host 1]

Shut up, Joao. So they. Barbie introduces herself to Jason. She makes her round. She says hello to people and everything. And then Daisy's like, oh, yeah, Barbie. This is the galley. In case you couldn't tell, it's the kitchen. And this is Jenna. Jenna, this is Barbie. Say hi, Jenna. Jenna's like, like, really giving her stink eye.

[Host 2]

Yeah. And then Barbie sees Ellie, and they scream at each other like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Host 4]

Is it you?

[Host 2]

Is it you?

[Host 4]

Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? Is it you?

[Host 2]

It's you. You knew. You knew she was coming. You both knew she was coming. Why are you guys acting like you're so surprised,

[Host 3]

like I'm your roommate? Are you sue chef?

[Host 5]

Yes. Well, technically executive chef, but that's okay. You can call me sous chef. Oh, wow, that's amazing.

[Host 3]

Congratulations.

[Host 5]

Yes.

[Host 8]

I love that.

[Host 2]

She didn't even say that. She just took it. She was like, I'm your roommate. Are you sue chef?

[Host 5]

Yes.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Okay, okay, just take that.

[Host 7]

Well, how are you, my little. My little Jujubee?

[Host 2]

Jujunal?

[Host 7]

Is that how you pronounce that?

[Host 3]

Candy. Candy? Cankersaur.

[Host 1]

So they.

[Host 3]

They hug and just like, Barbie is a beautiful girl. And Barbie's like, yeah, she has massive wrestling face. Girl hates me.

[Host 5]

I'm sure she gets a lot of attention.

[Host 3]

Yeah. You know, like in cartoons where you're like, they hate you, and then they look at you and, like.

[Host 1]

Like, red shoots out of their eyes. Like, not really, but sure, I get what you're trying to say.

[Host 4]

You do your job, keep your distance, and that's mine. That's mine.

[Host 2]

And then we see little clouds pop up with Ben and Eddie. And I was like, wait, Eddie? Wait, were you still keeping Eddie? And then we find out.

[Host 1]

A bubble. No.

[Host 2]

Yeah, he doesn't deserve a bubble. So Daisy takes Barbie to the cabin, and she's like, y' all will be sharing with Ollie. You know each other, which is great. So there's your uniform. You want to get changed? So now we go back to the.

[Host 7]

The Gall. Ben's like, oh, Jenna, calm down. It's gonna be all right, I promise.

[Host 5]

She's like, what? The other man.

[Host 4]

Calm down.

[Host 2]

She's stewing. He could just see her stewing. Oh, no.

[Host 1]

As opposed to actually stewing, which is what she should be doing. So then Barbie and Ellie are in their room, and Barbie's like.

[Host 3]

Like, Barbie's like, oh, my God, Me and Ellie have the same shoes. That's my girl. Yes.

[Host 1]

And. And then we. Alicia and the guests are on the fishing boat. I thought Alicia wasn't going. I mean, I remember that she was on the fishing boat, but she. She just told them she wasn't going fishing. But she's fishing. After all, it's Oahu. Oh, maybe they said, is she gonna actually fish? Like, hold the pole? And she wasn't gonna do that. Guys, I cleared it up. I'm so glad I got to the bottom of this. Having a crisis.

[Host 2]

Thank God. I'm gonna get my sleep tonight. So back to the yacht. Daisy and Barbie are by the bar, and they're doing a tour and all that good stuff. Joao is talking to Eddie about her, and Eddie's like, oh, she lives in Miami, but she's from Argentina. I'm gonna go there soon. Yeah, South Africa's off the cars, you know, South America's back on.

[Host 8]

Oh, you're like a little walking hormone, mate.

[Host 2]

And Daisy's showing her around and where the decorations are. She's like, oh, my God. That is my favorite part of the boat right there. Yes. Tablescapes. I'm in. I know.

[Host 3]

I'm really good at my job.

[Host 1]

That's why I got fired.

[Host 3]

And that's something, like, I'm sure of like, my last chiefsu was Fraser, and that was hard.

[Host 1]

And we see one of their classic moments where Barbie is like, I just

[Host 3]

feel like you don't really appreciate me. That attitude will not fly. You're, like, not making me feel phenomenal. You're treating me like I'm this. You have a. To me. Anyway, he hated me,

[Host 2]

but he was just such a perfectionist. And, like, he did teach me a lot. You know, one of my goals this season, I really want a good relationship with my chiefs too.

[Host 7]

Okay?

[Host 2]

So thank God she's not a really mean gay guy, because Daisy's my chief stew, and she's. She's gonna be my friend.

[Host 7]

We're gonna be best friends.

[Host 4]

Yes. Me and Daisy.

[Host 2]

Can't wait to talk to her about eyebrows.

[Host 1]

I'm like, girl, you're only gonna be here for one charter and a half, and then the season's over, so, like, let's relax.

[Host 2]

And she's gonna come make her mark too. I love that. She came right in. She's like, who am I gonna fuck with? All right, let's get them. Come on.

[Host 1]

Yep.

[Host 2]

Yeah. One day at the office, boys. Let's get this done.

[Host 5]

Oh, is that my water?

[Host 3]

That's your water, love. I mean.

[Host 5]

I mean, that's your. I mean.

[Host 3]

Oh, God.

[Host 5]

Honey pot.

[Host 3]

Put another beat in the honey. But love muffins.

[Host 7]

Ah, another bean.

[Host 3]

Oh, my God. Mucky mustard face.

[Host 5]

Ah, no, that's another bead. That last one wasn't very nice.

[Host 3]

Well, I. It got away from me. Sometimes you just.

[Host 7]

Just.

[Host 3]

It just happens. Sorry.

[Host 7]

Though I really do owe you an apology, my little lemon meringue. Lateral palpable raffy.

[Host 3]

Oh,

[Host 7]

another bean. Another bean.

[Host 3]

My Dewey deltoid.

[Host 5]

Oh, what?

[Host 3]

Another bean.

[Host 1]

So Alicia is coming back. She. She alerts them that she's coming back with a big fish. And meanwhile, Ellie is in the galley. Ellie is saying, like, have you addressed

[Host 5]

Daisy about raising her voice with me in the crew mess?

[Host 3]

And he's like, well, I spoke to her today about it a little bit in the morning, and I think we've learned from it or whatever. So anyway, I think we can move on.

[Host 5]

She's like, but what is it that I've learned from it? What have I done?

[Host 3]

She's like, oh, well, she's learned not to touch the food.

[Host 1]

Like, that's. That's. That's a lie. There was no talk about that.

[Host 4]

Oh, okay.

[Host 2]

You stood up for me.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Thank you, Ben. Thank you for standing up for me.

[Host 7]

Just pick your battles wisely, all right? Because they're in a position to make our lives very, very difficult. And I've been there before, so just please, we need them on our side. But I did try. I did try. I said, ellie, Daisy, women. What are you gonna do? And then I came back inside. I hope that works. Hope that works.

[Host 1]

So. So anyway, Barbie's preparing the dinner table, and Jenna heads out there, and Jenna's like, hi, dad.

[Host 3]

Barbie's like, I'm good.

[Host 7]

How are you?

[Host 5]

I'm good.

[Host 3]

What's your name again?

[Host 5]

Jenna.

[Host 3]

Oh, so Jenna, tell me who's in a relationship here?

[Host 5]

She's like, so Elliot had a thing, but that's how I ended it with Ellie. And then me and Eddie were, like, actually, like, a thing, which is, like, fun.

[Host 3]

She's like, eddie, the one who picked me up. The one who's like, going to quote, unquote, Argentina.

[Host 5]

Yeah. So. But I cut it off of him because I got his hair sister. And then, like, Ben and I were. Laughter or something like that. But, like, there's rumors that, like, me and J. Were doing something. So it's like me and J. But, like, I also like me and Eddie. But, like, I also like me and Ben and things like that. It's like, it's a lot of situation, I guess. I'm. I kind of like the talk of the time.

[Host 2]

Yeah, she into it now.

[Host 4]

The talk of the time, you could say.

[Host 2]

And she's like, okay, but does Eddie feel some kind of way that Ben's hitting on you?

[Host 4]

She like, I don't know. I don't know that offense.

[Host 2]

So you didn't talk to him? I mean, does he know?

[Host 4]

I'm pretty sure he knows that you hear me, Sam. To talk of the town. Everybody knows. I'm just trying to keep it respectful, you know?

[Host 1]

And, like, Jenna's, like, smiling proudly, like, yeah, all the boys like me.

[Host 7]

And so bar got all the boys tied up on this boat. Good luck tits.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Barbie's like, I just got here. Like, I want to be nice, right? Because, like, that's my new thing. Also another new thing of mine. My big. But I'm like, trying to be nice. And, like, Jenna definitely loves herself. Not a fan.

[Host 2]

Yeah. So now Barbie meets Alicia, and they talk about how they shouldn't shake hands because fish smell just never goes away. Am I right? Okay. Murder. Maybe stop murdering them. So then Daisy asked Barbie to move into laundry. Jenna and Ben meet up at the bar, and Ben's like, what are you up to?

[Host 7]

What's going on?

[Host 4]

She's like, I'm better. I'M better with work. Has to tell us time to talk about me.

[Host 7]

He's like, well, you know, you didn't like it when you. When I said that thing earlier. So you. All right?

[Host 2]

And we see earlier today Ben saying,

[Host 7]

get someone else for Joel to hit on.

[Host 2]

And so she's like, well, no, I

[Host 4]

don't like how Ella's made up a few things about me. That's what I don't like.

[Host 3]

But she said that you were all over each other and we see the hot tub.

[Host 1]

Etc.

[Host 3]

Jenna's like, oh, yeah.

[Host 5]

Like you can see it from my camera.

[Host 3]

He's like, I don't know.

[Host 5]

Well, there's nothing going on between me and drown, so I don't know why it's so interesting for her.

[Host 3]

It's like, well, because she has a history with him and it's got nothing to do with me. But I do like you and I think you're a cool girl. All right?

[Host 2]

I do.

[Host 3]

Did you say thank you or did you say excuse me? I really don't understand what you're saying.

[Host 2]

All right, that's just a ringtone from a ring camera. All right, now you're just fucking with me.

[Host 3]

Wait a second. Do you have a dot matrix printer behind you?

[Host 5]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

All right, now you're just making siren noises. All right, just stop.

[Host 7]

All right.

[Host 2]

I like when old guys hit on really young girls and they think they're being so cool.

[Host 7]

He's like, all right, well, I just want you to know, you know I think you're a cool girl.

[Host 3]

Right?

[Host 2]

Yeah. Okay. Dad, you know, could you wait in the back parking lot? You're embarrassing me. So now we go to the galley and Ben's talking to Ellie and she's

[Host 4]

like, how they going out there?

[Host 7]

I don't know. You know, I went spoke to Jedi and was it true? Were they all over each other in the hot tub?

[Host 4]

That's how it looked like.

[Host 2]

They were like in the corner of the hot tub. You know, cornering. You know what you do in corners? Come on. Finger and hole. Finger and all.

[Host 7]

Well, you know, you've got to be careful with your words because now I feel a bit silly. You know, it's fine.

[Host 2]

We're going to get over.

[Host 7]

I told her I'd take her friends

[Host 2]

to the rolling skater rink Roll roller skating rink later.

[Host 7]

It'll. It'll all work out.

[Host 2]

It's fine.

[Host 3]

We're going to see someone named Buster and Dave. I guess. I don't know.

[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

Healthcare just got less painful. So now Daisy tell telling the ladies to get into their blacks for dinner. It's an around the world theme and Jenna is putting down a runner on the table and she's like, look how cute this is.

[Host 3]

Barbie's like I don't like it. Do you like this? I think it looks bad. It's bad. It's stupid. Okay.

[Host 1]

It's stupid.

[Host 3]

I don't like it.

[Host 5]

Like, well do what you want. Okay.

[Host 3]

She's like, yeah, okay, you're free.

[Host 5]

To do whatever you want. Whatever. Like I have the freedom to get whatever guy I want of his bed.

[Host 4]

I finally got all the guys. You could have the table runner.

[Host 7]

Okay, fine.

[Host 2]

I'm gonna make this look decent because

[Host 7]

right now it looks like a did it.

[Host 2]

Like a totally stupid into herself slut. Okay? So I'm gonna redo it. So she does it and Jenna walks

[Host 4]

away and she's like, very insane. That girl's very insane.

[Host 2]

So now Joao and Daisy are talking and she's asking for a shoulder rub.

[Host 8]

And he's like, oh, so hard to do with clothes on.

[Host 2]

Hahaha.

[Host 8]

Would you like to take them off? I'm joking, I'm joking. It's just your zimpelets that are in the way there. But anyway, so they're doing this in

[Host 1]

the crew mess, and Ellie can hear it in the galley and she's like, oh, God.

[Host 5]

It's just. It's like I'm starting to feel like he's actually taunting me. Like, I mean, I'm not so much. I'm not sure how much longer we can actually go on like this.

[Host 1]

So Ellie basically is like, man, close the door, please. So he closes the door and Joao's

[Host 6]

like, huh, well, that's a change.

[Host 1]

He's like, really upset about it because he's already feeling a certain sort of way.

[Host 6]

I can't even go in there. And now the door is closed.

[Host 2]

Now guests are going to dinner. Everybody loves the decorations. And Ben is like, okay, you can

[Host 7]

open the door back up. They're all good now.

[Host 2]

So they open the door and they start. He teaches her how to chop sushi. You don't push the blade in. You let the blade do all the work. Okay, I didn't know that. Never chop sushi. So there you go.

[Host 1]

Let it do the work.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

So then we had Jenna and Barbie cleaning. And Jenna is saying, like, it's so fasting.

[Host 5]

The other guy was so green. And you come along, you take initiative. It's like, oh my God, that's so good.

[Host 1]

And then, you know, the. They're. They're eating the tuna that they had last night, by the way, because the sushi is of the tuna, the wahoo that they had. And so they all love it. I think this is the best they've ever had, as usual, you know. So then Jenna and Eddie are by the bar, and Jenna's like, how's your day? And he's like, how was my day? It was. It's actually been really good.

[Host 5]

Yeah, I'm so happy with that.

[Host 1]

It's like, yeah, there's an extra one of you guys now, which is real nice. And he says it in a way, kind of like, I got another shot at a lady. So the music.

[Host 2]

Yeah, another one of you. So. Haha. It's like, yeah.

[Host 1]

So she's also being flirty with Eddie now again, because Ben put her on the spot and she didn't really love that moment. So now she's like, suddenly looking at Eddie nice again.

[Host 2]

Yes. And then also Barbie mentioned riding over with Eddie or whatever. Who knows what Jenna's thinking, But either way, it's pretty insecure. So they. And it's insecure over Eddie. Like, really, you're fine. Look at what you're trying to get here. Eddie or Ben.

[Host 1]

I mean, yeah, admittedly there's like a shot, like in very shortly of Eddie in Budgie Smugglers. And I'm like, he really. He actually really is like, low key, very hot, but his personality, just so dull.

[Host 2]

I was gonna say you can't really. Personality, you know? Yeah.

[Host 1]

It really negates it, huh?

[Host 2]

Yeah, he's just. The personality just kills it for me. The whining and the. The. So they go to the galley and they're ready to serve.

[Host 7]

And Ben's like, are we ready, Daisy?

[Host 4]

The chef wants it served like this at 2 o' clock with the bone.

[Host 2]

She goes, oh, really? The way we've done it the whole time? Okay, thank you, Ali.

[Host 3]

All right. Oh, wife. My little. My little muffin. Mandibles.

[Host 7]

Sorry.

[Host 3]

Another bean in the pot. Let's calm down. Just serve the food.

[Host 1]

So they serve the food and Daisy's like, Jesus Christ.

[Host 3]

It's like, okay, all right, all right.

[Host 1]

So the food goes up and Bernard is like, I think we have to be transported out of here.

[Host 6]

Dupe.

[Host 1]

By transportation to the cabins.

[Host 6]

Get it.

[Host 2]

Oh, hi, Kim here. This has been incredible food. And trust me, I did the Yountville, like, Michelin Star crawl. Guys, I'm Kim.

[Host 3]

I've been to Napa. Okay?

[Host 1]

Do you know that Napa spelled backwards as a pan? Isn't that hilarious? I'm Kim.

[Host 2]

A papam. Papam. It's a papam. That's the kind of pants I use in Napa. Pretty intense. Two handles, double handles. Easier to get off the. Easier to get off the flame. So they cut to the galley and Ellie and Ben are celebrating because they did it. And now Ellie's peeking out into the crew mess and she sees Joao and

[Host 4]

she's like, oh, thank you for toning it down. It was really distracting.

[Host 8]

And he Goes, we didn't tone it down. The door was closed.

[Host 2]

I came,

[Host 1]

Joao. But the thing is this. When Joao says that, he says it in such a cold way. It was like the real Joao that we initially met. It's like, see, he's still in there.

[Host 2]

He didn't. He's still there. He does.

[Host 1]

He doesn't like.

[Host 8]

He's like, oh, yeah, we didn't turn it down. The door was closed. Idiot.

[Host 1]

Yeah, because he doesn't like. Because he's. He's had this whole manufactured, like, I

[Host 6]

don't even know what to say to girls anymore. Oh, no, I'm self conscious about my body.

[Host 1]

He's like this sweet, charming, gentlemanly Joao. Rakish, a rakish charm. But really, he's like, wow, you close the door on me. That means, like, you see who I really am. And I don't like that. And so he's like icy cold to her.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

But also, Ellie's ridiculous, like, oh, thank you for toning it down. Like, meaning the massage. Right? Is that what she was saying?

[Host 1]

I think she meant the noise. The noise. Thank you for toning down the noise.

[Host 2]

She was like, oh, God, thank you for. I mean, you and Daisy toning it down. That was really distracting in here. Okay.

[Host 1]

Yeah. I mean, admittedly, Ellie has caused a lot of trouble, and Joelle has every right to also be annoyed with her and to be frosty with her. It's not like. It's not just that, but I just think it's so funny that he is and in every. In every difficult situation all season long, he has been still kind of like

[Host 6]

Chuckly and like, hahaha, hey, we don't do that.

[Host 1]

But here he just gets so angry and I just feel like. I feel like he's angry because I kind of feel like Ellie sort of has his number two.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

She won't let him get off with just being the nice guy and like, oh, it just didn't work out. Like, she's not letting him have his nice guy moment.

[Host 2]

Well, it's like we always say, you know, and things like Vanderpump rules. When people like Jax are like, I'm going to therapy. And I always say that's so dangerous because people like that never are going to therapy to learn anything about themselves anyway. They're only going to learn how to do what they want to do and make it seem more palatable to everybody else. They learn a different language. They learn therapy language so that they can get out of things easier. And I think that people like Joao Yeah. It's like it just makes the mask stronger, you know, because. Or in this case, even if it wasn't therapy, it's like seeing yourself on TV and reading all the things about you.

[Host 8]

It's like, okay, this. This pisses people off. I'll pretend not to be like this anymore.

[Host 2]

But then you see. Do you still see that mask slip every once in a while, where he gets those eyes and he's like, we

[Host 8]

didn't turn it down, idiot.

[Host 1]

So, yeah, exactly. So then people are getting into beds, and Daisy and Joao are in their bunk, and Daisy's like, I gets a. It's a really, really interesting thing that Barbie's walked into.

[Host 6]

And she was like, yes, Ellie's going to latch onto her. She won't even have space to breathe. So you didn't think or take offense at anything by me sitting in the Jacuzzi with Jenna, did you?

[Host 1]

She's like, what? I was there. No, Jenna's my friend. You're my friend.

[Host 6]

So I'm friend zoned. I'm friend zim now, huh?

[Host 2]

Wow. Oh, God, we've coddled wands. Come on, Gary.

[Host 8]

He's like, I know.

[Host 2]

Haha.

[Host 8]

You know, Daisy. Daisy's like a book. She's not very easy to read.

[Host 2]

And Daisy's like, you know, I've heard a bit about Joao's reputation.

[Host 8]

Well, you know, some way. Sometimes the way she looks at me, I see vulnerability. Just a glimpse of it now and then. Boner. Oh, God, I love vulnerability. Delicious.

[Host 1]

Of course those feelings are there, but the whole Humanelli thing, I'm just willing to look past that. I'm not. I'm not going to sit here and lie and not pretend like it's affecting how I'm feeling.

[Host 6]

But does Daisy actually like me? I don't know. I'm just Joel.

[Host 8]

Well, that must have been a terrible cuddle then.

[Host 2]

So the next morning. What's that?

[Host 1]

Keep it down in the.

[Host 2]

Close the door.

[Host 7]

Close the door.

[Host 2]

So Ellie and Barbie's cabin. They're talking about her first day, and Barbie's like, oh, my God, what drama's gonna happen tonight?

[Host 1]

Oh, Lord.

[Host 2]

I definitely have got the, like, total drama already. But I'll tell you, I'll let you know this afternoon. You know, it's just so much to unpack.

[Host 3]

Yeah, you'll have to give me the rundown later.

[Host 1]

So Ellie says, I'm so relieved to

[Host 5]

have Barbie on board because I haven't felt like I could really trust anybody because everybody's so gossipy and I never know what they're actually thinking and I've really been needing a friend.

[Host 1]

So Barbie is like, yeah, we can't

[Host 3]

help but be dramatic and perfect. It's not our fault.

[Host 1]

So then there's like some eggs that are being made and now we go to the crew mess and Jenna is

[Host 5]

like, have a thing this morning? Daddy feel a bit better?

[Host 1]

He's like, better than what?

[Host 5]

Yesterday, remember? Because you were sad because I dumped you.

[Host 1]

Oh, yes.

[Host 2]

Yesterday I was fine yesterday.

[Host 4]

She's like, but now you can be better, right? Now you can be. Yeah.

[Host 2]

And so Barbie is like, how was everything when you woke up this morning? She's like, great, great. Everything was great. I'm glad you guys got to bed early. Well, where do you want me? So they're assigning everybody. So Daisy serves breakfast and now it's betool's time with the anchor. Dun, dun dun. Will she do it? Will everybody on board die? No, she does great. She's great.

[Host 1]

She's fine. She does it. She's like doing the calls.

[Host 6]

For the first time, I'm feeling nervous,

[Host 1]

but when I get nervous, I am struggling and talking and like at same time, if I'm nervous and struggling and talking English in double trouble. They're like, okay, betul, whatever. So it. She barks. It's great.

[Host 2]

She does great. And you know what? I could have betul on every season just doing exactly what she's doing in this season. I love that she's like on a different show than everybody else.

[Host 1]

She's just there to work. She's just there to work.

[Host 2]

She's so nice and I love her energy and I love her going to watch telenovelas and stuff. Like, I think we just need this on everyone. Just put betool on every single edition.

[Host 1]

Yeah, she's lovely. I was thinking that too. Like, Betula is really so lovely. I think she really just genuinely wants to help. She doesn't want to cause drama. She like wants to grow. She's trying to like prove, you know, that she is worthwhile against sort of like old fashioned concepts of what a woman should be like. She's like fighting for great things and so naturally she gets no screen time. They're like, but are you interested in Eddie? Okay, well, we'll check in on you in three weeks.

[Host 2]

Yeah. So now Ellie and Barbie's cabin. Barbie's like, oh my God, what's that girl's name? Jenna. God, she gave me a weird look when I first got here. Like when I hugged you, she looked like, oh my God. Like, do you have some with Her. What's going on with that girl?

[Host 5]

Yeah, there's a lot to unpack with that one.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Because there's, like, something about her. And then, like, she was like, I'm

[Host 3]

the talk of the town around here because this guy wants me, and this guy wants me, and this guy wants me.

[Host 1]

I'm like, girl, do you even have a bag?

[Host 3]

I don't think so.

[Host 2]

She's out of her mind. I'm like, okay.

[Host 7]

Humble.

[Host 4]

Well, Gemma Choir, two biggest snakes. I put him in his place a

[Host 7]

couple of charters ago with a nice lemon meringue cake.

[Host 2]

And ever since, he's been on the

[Host 3]

mission to get me well, I'm always Team Ellie.

[Host 6]

Of course.

[Host 5]

Yes. Heck, yes.

[Host 1]

So

[Host 2]

I told you, don't with Ellie, buddy.

[Host 3]

Jenna is not a humble person, and it's not actually all about you.

[Host 1]

I will respect her as my quote unquote superior.

[Host 3]

But maybe, like, I'll just follow flirt with Eddie and piss her off.

[Host 1]

Because, like, why not?

[Host 7]

I'm gonna hook up with everybody.

[Host 2]

I'm hooking up with everybody. Who should I start with?

[Host 4]

Well, Eddie's a nice guy.

[Host 2]

Eddie.

[Host 4]

Go get him, Tigress.

[Host 2]

So now everybody.

[Host 1]

Well, she's like, sure, yeah.

[Host 2]

So now Jason radios everybody for departure, and everyone says bye and all that stuff. And now it's time to clean and comment cards and all that stuff. So at the tip meeting, he's like, bobby, last minute, you fit in like a Glo.

[Host 7]

All right?

[Host 2]

I've got a fish all picked out for you. Unfortunately, it doesn't. Your contract says your fish must have a. Some. A big. A big. Not really sure what that is. So we'll work on that. Meanwhile, the tip was $22,000. All right, that's very, very good. Congratulations. The helmet today will go to no one. Okay. However, no one wears it anyway.

[Host 1]

Okay?

[Host 2]

So Ben never put it on. Nobody puts this thing on. So I'm just gonna wear it, all right? I'm just gonna hit myself in the head with it while I sit here and watch Salt Lake City in a kimono. All right? Go and have a good time.

[Host 1]

So meanwhile, Ben, Barbie, and Ellie are enjoying some micheladas that Ben has made. And then Batul is. She's just in her towel and she's, like, checking out her body in the towel and just going, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Like, and that's actually something else she's been doing all episode. And she keeps on. They keep cutting to her going, no, no.

[Host 2]

So Ben asked Barbie. What happened to her arm? And she's like, oh, God, I've got a terrible tattoo. I'm getting it removed. So I just cover it. Oh, God. Do you want to see it?

[Host 7]

It's like, of course. What is it? What is that, an 8?

[Host 2]

It's an infinity sign. I got it when I was so young. God, 16. I was in Argentina. That's where I'm from.

[Host 7]

Is that even legal?

[Host 2]

Argentina? Yeah. I mean, people live there.

[Host 7]

No, this. The tattoo, Hideous.

[Host 1]

Well, technically, it was a brand sponsorship by Infinity Cars. So that's why I really don't like it, because I've moved on to Lexus. Yeah, but I mean, look. I mean, on Emily Van Camp's birthday, the infinity sign. An infinity tattoo rears head on.

[Host 2]

Bravo. Look at that. That's weird.

[Host 1]

That is weird.

[Host 7]

He's like, I want to go to Argentina. I hear the women are gorgeous. Yeah.

[Host 2]

They are crazy, though. Okay. Oh, my God. Watch out. And Jenna walks by and sees this, and she's like.

[Host 1]

The producer says, are you the jealous type, Jenna?

[Host 5]

I'm extremely jealous.

[Host 1]

So then she immediately goes and finds Eddie, and she's like, I've missed my friend.

[Host 3]

And he's like, what? She.

[Host 1]

And then she says that, well, she. Yes, she's jealous, but at least she's self. Aware. I'm like, that does not make anyone's life easier knowing that you're self aware.

[Host 2]

Yeah. So she goes up to Eddie, and

[Host 4]

she's like, I get angry at me.

[Host 2]

It's like, no. Are you angry at me?

[Host 5]

No.

[Host 4]

I mean, is that reason why I should be angry?

[Host 2]

He's like, no. Why are you talking like that? All right, weirdo.

[Host 1]

So then they're all getting ready, and then Jenna texts Eddie, and she goes,

[Host 5]

stop looking at you. Like, I miss you way more than I'm supposed to.

[Host 2]

Boo. I actually booed the tv. I booed the tv. Come on, Jenna.

[Host 1]

Come on, Jenna. We were like, all season long, she's. What I've liked about Jenna is that she's sort of been someone who has not been about the games. And she's just been like, these guys that are playing the games. Eddie, for treating me like this. I'm gonna aspire for something else. And she was like, okay, well, I'll give him a shot. And then she goes, no, this is not for me. That's not what I want. I want someone who is more interested in better things. So she goes on to Ben. Like, it's up when she leaves Ben's room and goes directly into Eddie's bed. And we're like, yeah, that was not right. But then she broke it off with him right away. Like she's. She had like a moment of weakness, but she fixed it right away. So, like, okay, it passed, but now it's like, oh, you are about the games after all.

[Host 2]

It's so as long as you're the one playing them, you know, as long as you're like the game show host, you're okay.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

So now Eddie's like, oh, my God. You know, he's like,

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[Host 2]

So Ellie is helping Barbie with her hair. Everyone's getting ready to go up, and Eddie's like, oh, my God, Ben. So they're in their room, and he's like, oh, Jenna's acting just. I'm so confused. Like, I don't know where you head that with her, but, like, look, if she was to get with you, I wouldn't just sit here and get upset with you. I would sit there and feel upset at her because, you know, I'll just go like, you're a for that, Jenna.

[Host 7]

All right, so would you rather me not do it?

[Host 2]

Because. No, don't do it.

[Host 7]

But I think she liked me from

[Host 2]

the beginning, though, because then when you guys went on a date, she goes,

[Host 7]

I got tired of waiting.

[Host 2]

That's.

[Host 7]

That's her exact words to me.

[Host 1]

And that's true. She likes Ben first. So now, yeah, they compare notes. So finally, Eddie goes, okay, well, look at this. And so he shows Ben the text message that she sent. And Ben's like, what?

[Host 3]

From today? This is from today?

[Host 1]

It's like, yeah. It says, can't stop looking at you. Like, I miss you more than I'm supposed to. Come on, what are your thoughts on that? And Ben's like, I don't like it.

[Host 3]

It sucks. I don't really like getting played, if that's all right with everyone. I don't like being betrayed. Like, I've been with every single woman in my life. I paid for a wedding I didn't

[Host 7]

even get to attend. I've been betrayed by every person I've ever met.

[Host 2]

So now, crew mess meeting. Everybody's meeting up to go out. And Jenna's like, what? Daisy's like, the watches. And Eddie just stares at her with disgust. He's like, hate wedges now. So they all go to the pizza.

[Host 1]

Whereas wedges,

[Host 2]

pizza train. And everybody orders and stuff. And Barbie's like, oh, my God, Eddie, you smell delicious.

[Host 1]

He's like, thank you, chairs the Barbie joining our group. The final piece to our puzzle.

[Host 3]

Thanks, guys.

[Host 1]

And Eddie's talking to Barbie and saying how, you know, he. He's basically half Scottish, you know, and he's got dual passport.

[Host 3]

And Barbie's like, yeah, I have an ex boyfriend from Scotland, and he was

[Host 1]

psychotic, but Scotland was gorgeous.

[Host 3]

You can show the flashback now to Stilly.

[Host 1]

No.

[Host 3]

Oh, okay, That's. That's weird that you didn't show that. Okay, fine.

[Host 2]

I think he does porn now, and it's, like, super niche. He only fucks random people on bathroom floors. Really weird. Has to be a public bathroom. But, yeah, he's really into it. And Eddie, of course, is like, my mom would love you. Oh, shut up, Eddie. You just met her. Could you stop it?

[Host 1]

Stop it.

[Host 2]

So creepy with that. So there. She's trying to flirt with Eddie, but he is such a wet blanket, you know? But she's trying. And she's like, oh, my God, is it me, or is there, like, tension at this table?

[Host 7]

Well, it's just a boring. God, I'm to that.

[Host 1]

So then Jen's talking to Joao. Jen is talking to Joao.

[Host 5]

She goes, look at the table opposite me all at once, like, can you see that?

[Host 6]

And Joel's like, but you can't almost

[Host 1]

have everyone just like a baby's like, Janet is quite obviously threatened by Barbie. I feel it. But don't let everyone know you're feeling Jesus.

[Host 2]

And Eddie's like, oh, yeah, I can see the steam coming out of her ears. And the fact that she's probably getting jealous over this. She doesn't have a leg to stand on, so I don't really care. Unfortunately, my mother really is into people without a lot of legs to stand on, so I might marry her. But right now, not into her. Not into her at all.

[Host 1]

So Jen is, like, really mad. And then Barbie is like, well, this

[Host 3]

has been quite an interesting dinner. Let's go fucking party.

[Host 1]

So they go to one of the empty clubs. Actually, I saw some people walking around in the background tonight when they were at pizza. I was like, there are people on this island. So Eddie is dancing with Barbie, doing his. Eddie dancing. And Jenna tries to bring Ben a drink, but he's like, no, no, no.

[Host 3]

I've been betrayed. I shan't have a drink from you, hussy.

[Host 7]

And he tells us, I like Jedi. But now I'm thinking, what kind of person are you? We clearly the type of person that needs attention from at least two guys at the same time.

[Host 2]

Yeah, but is that really different than you? I mean, you can't. Ellie came on here, and you're like, oh, my God.

[Host 7]

I follow on Instagram.

[Host 2]

Which we know what that means because we saw her Instagram. Like, whatever. You're just everybody. I mean, like, you're all just trying to get it where you can.

[Host 1]

And, like, let's not forget, like, the. The storied history of below deck of many of these guys playing many women against each other all the time. Like, guys do this all the time. It doesn't mean that, like, Jenna is off the hook. But, like, let's also. You should also reserve this energy to the next guy you see who does the same thing to several women.

[Host 2]

One also, he just did it to Eddie. I mean, he knew that Eddie liked her and he saw her flirting with Eddie and he had no problem going in for the seal there. So whatever. I'm not gonna cry for you. Ben. Benjentina. So now Daisy and Betul are talking, and Daisy's like, tonight's been weird. And she's like, yeah, Jenna's kind of killing the vibe, right? She's like, yeah, I agree. Cheers to being non judgy, but judgy at the same time. Betul, I knew I liked you. Yeah.

[Host 1]

There's also a moment where Jenna brings has, like, drinks and she gives one to Eddie and he's like, I don't want this. And, like, walks away. She's like, so we have Barbie and Eddie now.

[Host 3]

And Barbie's like, dinner was, like, so awkward. Like, I just wanted to put my head in my bag. Am I right? Like, if, like, she was, like, she was like, staring at me. Ellie was like.

[Host 1]

Like she was standing.

[Host 3]

I feel like she was staring at me the whole time Jenna was staring at me.

[Host 1]

And he's like, well, she's made her bed.

[Host 3]

Well, I mean, of course, that's our job.

[Host 1]

So, like, what's the deal?

[Host 3]

But, like, made her bed.

[Host 7]

And also the bed in the guest

[Host 2]

cabin and the other guest cabin and the other guest cabin as well.

[Host 7]

Lots of beds.

[Host 5]

Making lots of beds.

[Host 1]

He's like, well. He's like, well. She says, barbie says, I just think

[Host 3]

you can do a thousand times better.

[Host 1]

And he goes, thank you. I'll just think about Barbie instead. She's like, yeah,

[Host 2]

it's just so easy. I mean, not you because it's Barbie. It's just because it's Eddie. It's like, whatever's easiest, you know? And then he's gonna try marry her in two days.

[Host 1]

Yeah. So Joao is talking to Daisy.

[Host 6]

He's like, I just want to talk to you. Because I feel like when we cuddled, I took it as like, whatever it might be, but as soon as the next day happened, it was like, oh, put off, put it off, put it up, put it off by you. And, like, it's just. I know it's a God, but, like, it's just confusing. It's Almost like. It's just so strange that we would cuddle and then the next day you would act like there was nothing there. I mean, who would actually cuddle with someone and then afterwards say that there was no connection or tried to say there was no connection?

[Host 2]

It's.

[Host 6]

I mean, like, it's almost as bad

[Host 1]

as if you would.

[Host 6]

If I. I almost feel like if I brought you a cheesecake or something that you would reject it. Like, I just don't understand these not being nice after a cuddle thing. Who would do that?

[Host 2]

She got. She's so romantic. She's like, well, I don't deny that for a second. And listen, it's not because I don't care about you. That's just so far down, so low down on the totem pole. Oh, thanks. So Jenna and Ben are talking, and

[Host 7]

Ben's like, all right. So listen, babe, I've been thinking about us a lot, you know, and I think that we need to fill the bathtub with ice water to cool down.

[Host 4]

What does that mean? Are you trying to steal one of my kidneys? That happened to me at one time in France.

[Host 7]

No, listen, I. I do like you, but I think that. God, this is just really awkward, isn't it?

[Host 2]

Listen, it's when you took the car

[Host 7]

keys off of my nightstand.

[Host 2]

You know, you've a permit, and you've got to have me in the car if you're going to drive it, you know, let's go.

[Host 5]

What? What do you mean? Why is this awkward?

[Host 3]

It's like, well, why do you think?

[Host 1]

It's just too much drama. And then we go over to Eddie, and he's looking. He's like, watching. And Eddie's like, what is it? That's just like. I couldn't. You know what?

[Host 3]

Never mind.

[Host 1]

I couldn't give a. About that. That situation over there. It's like, eddie, focus on Barbie. Don't focus on Jenna and Ben. Much better.

[Host 7]

So Ben's like, we should just be friends. Honestly, I mean, it's complicated. Eddie's my roommate. I'm just hurting his feelings. I mean, he's sitting over there on that bench.

[Host 4]

You know, she goes, at the moment, you're playing mine. At the same time, though, you're playing my feelings. So that's how you feel? That's how you felt?

[Host 7]

You know exactly what did it for me, though.

[Host 2]

You sent him a message saying, I

[Host 7]

can't stop thinking about you.

[Host 2]

I'm regretting my decision that I made.

[Host 7]

You know, that's actually where I'm going

[Host 5]

off I never said that I regret it.

[Host 3]

It's like, well, you want to see it? So come on.

[Host 1]

Did you just. Just stop playing everyone?

[Host 3]

You broke up with him, and now you're talking to him about me being regretful about it?

[Host 4]

No.

[Host 5]

No. 100.

[Host 4]

No.

[Host 5]

100%, no.

[Host 3]

But I.

[Host 1]

Okay, I want to be friends with you.

[Host 3]

Is that cool? Can we just be friends? Sweet. We'll be friends.

[Host 1]

And he shakes. He puts her hand out to shake, and she's like,

[Host 7]

no, we're friends. We're friends. Actually, you know what? I'd rather walk away right now because we're not having this conversation anymore. No, I don't have enough time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Host 2]

And that idiot.

[Host 4]

I didn't say that for five sex.

[Host 2]

Oh, Janet, you didn't say exactly that. But come on, it's not. You don't need to be playing semantics.

[Host 1]

You had to know that we're going to compare messages. You had to know, Especially if Eddie still likes you. You had to know that Eddie was going to show it to Ben to drive a wedge at the very least. And. And the most malicious take is that he would do that to drive a wedge. The most benign take is that they're just dumb guys who are going to share it anyway, so.

[Host 2]

Well, that's the end of the episode. But it's not the end of our

[Host 8]

episode because it's time for the fish report. Fish.

[Host 2]

Oh, my God.

[Host 8]

It's the fish report.

[Host 1]

Speaking of Jaws.

[Host 2]

Speaking of Jaws, guys, here we go. Nice.

[Host 1]

Yeah. This is a great white. This is. Normally they show these other types of sharks. They show. They always show that shark on the floor, napping. It's always like a little shark. This is like a great white. This is. This is. This is a Jaws shark. Be careful.

[Host 2]

This is the jaw shark. And I've never seen food more excited to be eaten. Look at all these fish just swimming around the dark.

[Host 4]

Hi. Shark.

[Host 2]

They're not even just swimming in the same ocean. They're literally, like, coming up to him like, oh, my God.

[Host 4]

Can I have your autograph? I love it. I love it.

[Host 2]

I love your uneven white line. I love it. It's just so uneven around your bottom.

[Host 3]

They.

[Host 1]

It's definitely giving opening number for Greece.

[Host 3]

Tell me more, tell me more. Was your prey tasty? Tell me more, tell me more. Was it a swimming seal?

[Host 1]

And the shark, meanwhile, the shark is like, what is this life? I don't want to do this. I want to be a poet. I want to go into the arts.

[Host 2]

I can see why he's popular because he's always walking through with a smile like, he's a killer, but he's just still smiling.

[Host 1]

Yeah, it's a smile and a frown at the same time. Well, yeah, it does. This is, like, the sad. This is a sad shark. This shark. Shark wants to give it all up. This shark wants to. Wants to, like, join like, a yoga commune. It just wants a different life. It's sick of the rat race. It's. It's like every day, gotta find a seal. Gotta. Every day it's like, where's the seal? Where's the seal? Where's the seal?

[Host 3]

I don't want to seal. How about this? I just want some carrots in a salad.

[Host 2]

Yeah. And the fish are like, why don't you just eat us? Like, oh, God. I'm not here for a snack.

[Host 1]

Sacrifice. I'll sacrifice.

[Host 6]

I sacrificed tribute and tribute.

[Host 2]

Look how they just swim right up to him. Okay, so next is an octopus. Now, this is my favorite kind of octopus. It's not the most gorgeous. You know, some of these octopi are gorgeous. They're like. I don't know, they just have like, a certain je ne sais quoi. This one doesn't really. But you know what? It has moves. Look at this.

[Host 1]

Yeah, look at this. It's very much like. It's like that cartoon by Arkrum. Just, like, walking around. Like, keep on moving, keep on trucking. Like, the legs are coming. It's like. Because I feel like, you know, it's just really slinking along around the rocks. Like, hello. Well, hello, Dolly. Well, hello, you know.

[Host 2]

Or it's just got, like, an itch on its butt and it thinks no one's looking. It's like, oh, yeah, it's just right. It's right in my cooch. Is it I poked out, or are we looking at the other side of its head? I can't tell.

[Host 1]

I don't think its eye is poked out. I think, you know, they do such crazy things. Oh, yeah. That's the back of its head.

[Host 2]

Oh, okay.

[Host 1]

It's actually looking right at us.

[Host 2]

Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Oh, you see? You just saw me scratch that. Okay, sorry.

[Host 1]

So you thought I was in profile. Did you not realize I was looking right at you, dummy?

[Host 2]

Now we go to this thing. I'm sure this is supposed to be a very beautiful thing in the ocean. This really just looks like a zitty butt to me.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I'm not sure what this is. Is it like a sea slug? A sea cucumber Could Be a sea cucumber. It looks like it's infested with something.

[Host 7]

It really does.

[Host 2]

It looks diseased. Okay, let's go to the.

[Host 1]

Oh, look at that. Anemone.

[Host 2]

Blue anemone. Anemone. Yeah, that's right. Okay. I like this fish because it looks like a white fish. Like a small white fish that is like, I'm gonna wear leggings to work and then a big, huge sweater. It's very thinning.

[Host 1]

I feel like I got, like, stuck in a. Like, I feel like, like a cover for, like, a. Trying to think of those things. It's like you, like, you put it on your thumb. It's like a thimble. It's like, what's inside this thimble? Oh, no, can't get it off. No, can't get the thimble off. Like this.

[Host 2]

Oh, God. They're like. Over here, over here, look. All the other fish have regular looks to them, but this one's like, I'm going to put on a sweater and pretend I'm one of these other fish. You're not fooling anybody. Okay.

[Host 1]

Can't get my. My head through the neck hole. Okay.

[Host 3]

Just a little bit harder.

[Host 1]

Oh, gosh.

[Host 2]

So what I get for shopping on Teemo? Nothing.

[Host 5]

Ever.

[Host 1]

I'm. I'm disjointed. The poor wahoo.

[Host 2]

This is the murdered fish. And look at him. He's looking at the camera like, are you guys fucking kidding me? You're just going to tape this? So you're not going to, like, catch and release? And look at this lady behind everyone's. Take a picture. Take a picture. I've just been murdered. Glad you're having fun, blondie. Does Kim have any great stories for us?

[Host 1]

This wahoo certainly is very aerodynamic. It almost looks like a vector drawing of a fish. It's just all angles. Look at that. The nose, really, everything is just pointy.

[Host 2]

It's like the wahoo comes out ready to be mounted onto the wall.

[Host 1]

Really does. It's like, literally this the shape of a surfboard with, like, like a perfect little pointy fins. It's. It's almost like too perfect of a fish.

[Host 2]

Yeah. Well, we hardly knew you, and then we got. This is a lady horrified. She's like, ew. Am I supposed to. Why is everybody taking pictures? This is horrible.

[Host 7]

Okay.

[Host 1]

Hey, I wonder where Vanad's been recently. Do you have any idea where he's been recently? Oh, I got it. Barbados. He's wearing a Barbados hat. Guys, I've been to Barbados.

[Host 2]

I've Been there. I've been. This is, like, where. This reminds me of Barbados. I've been there. Really?

[Host 1]

Okay, get me off this. Oh, this fish. We love this one. She's. Yeah, she's on lunch break. She's just been on the desk of her. Of her boss. She's been covering calls, and she's like,

[Host 3]

okay, excuse me, everyone.

[Host 1]

I just gotta go to a pret A manger real quick, and then I'll be back then.

[Host 3]

We want something.

[Host 1]

You don't want anything.

[Host 2]

She doesn't have a fabulous outfit. She's like, you guys, I haven't eaten for three days. Then why do you have snickers all over your mouth? I do not. I absolutely do not. I've not eaten you. I'm missing a snickers off my desk, and you've got chocolate all around your mouth. What?

[Host 1]

Me? The other fish are like, why does she dress up so much for work? They're all back there. Like, I hope she doesn't come into the break room. So, so much. Always too extra.

[Host 2]

If we don't make eye contact, she won't see us.

[Host 1]

If we have to listen to another story about the Staten island fairy, I swear to God.

[Host 2]

We love your new dress, but do you have to wear it every day? Super.

[Host 1]

It's not appropriate to have a smoky eye in the office.

[Host 2]

This fish is amazing. This is like a little neon fish. It's a black fish, but then it's got all this neon. Accentuate. Accentuates. Or whatever. It's got. It's outlined. It's outlined in pink neon, which.

[Host 1]

Yeah, someone applied, like, a stroke effect to this fish. It's like, can we add a border to this fish? It's like, whoa. We're adding a neon board to this.

[Host 2]

Of being horrified at my body being outlined. Like, nobody needs that. It's like the. I feel like the freedom bell, the cracked bell.

[Host 1]

Walking around like, the fish is like, guys, I have to go. I don't know if you heard. There are auditions for Fish Tron, so I really need to get there.

[Host 2]

I'll tell you one thing. I'm gonna say the same thing to you that I've said to my nieces. Contouring has gone too far. Okay, enough with the contouring.

[Host 1]

You.

[Host 2]

You look crazy.

[Host 1]

Guys, is anyone interested in being a neon sign that says open? Because I'm working on it. I just.

[Host 2]

Guys, I was in an Italian restaurant. We were playing hangman on my head, and the food came. We never finished.

[Host 1]

So good news is, he's still alive.

[Host 2]

Okay? This is our. One of our favorite little fish. This is like a little Pac man looking fish. It's like a. It's. It's like a big, giant round fish with little tiny legs that's walking across,

[Host 1]

like, no idea what's going on.

[Host 2]

The whole scene is him just walking across. Watch.

[Host 1]

I love this fish. This is my fish of the week. Honestly, when I went back and watched a few times. And I love. It's like, lady on the left is going to her room, lady on her right is going to her room. And fish in the middle is going to her room.

[Host 3]

Excuse me.

[Host 1]

I'm calling it a night. All right. A trio of people who are calling it in for the evening. This fish just walking around.

[Host 2]

And I know we've already called a fish the Triplets of Belleville, but it's totally. This fish.

[Host 1]

This is. This fish is so fun just taking a stroll, I think, because the idea of seeing a fish taking a stroll is hilarious. And like, at first I thought, is this a shell and, like, little legs coming out? But I think this is the fish, right?

[Host 2]

I have no idea.

[Host 1]

We really need a marine.

[Host 2]

Perfectly round. And then it has. It's like a big, happy but frowny face. Another frown, smile fish. And it's like, hey, guys, away from me. Wait for me.

[Host 1]

Don't that fish Wait. I'm just. I'm hearing something from the depths. It's. And what I'm hearing is. It's the lullaby of Broadway.

[Host 3]

Okay,

[Host 2]

next up. This isn't even. This is just a seed thing. I just thought it was really pretty. It's like hair blowing in the wind.

[Host 8]

Like, long, beautiful hair. Shining, breezy, flax waxing. Give me down there. Hair shoulder length, longer.

[Host 1]

I feel like what I'm hearing is instead of hearing the theme song to hair, I'm just hearing Nicole Kidman saying, we come to this place for the memories be moved.

[Host 2]

We come to the theater for sound, for lights, for popcorn. Am I done here? Am I done here? How is that still playing in the movie theaters?

[Host 1]

Because it's so good. By the way, just an announcement to all the fish. The all you can eat pasta bar is open, so please come and get yourself a plate.

[Host 2]

Okay. I think this is the best fish. Is this your best too?

[Host 8]

The.

[Host 2]

The round of the bowling ball. Fish with love 100.

[Host 1]

Is that the end? Was that hair the last fish?

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Really?

[Host 2]

That was it?

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

There were a lot of base models. We're towards the end of the season now, so we're getting a lot of like, yeah, Pete's and base models and like, turtle is really trying to take up some space today. But I said, you know what, Turtle, I've had enough.

[Host 1]

Yeah, there's been a lot of turtles and stingrays, but like, yeah, that fish, that walking fish was, was just kind of amazing. I love.

[Host 2]

Yeah, it was a great fish. All right, everybody, thanks so much for being here. We will talk to you next time.

[Host 7]

Bye.

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