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Brandi Glanville
So then we go to 11:24pm back to Carl's room, and he's like, oh, I understand you feel attacked. He's like, yeah, that's why I said you. He's like, yeah, but you guys have. Have you talked about this Vegas thing a little bit or. No. It's like, she knows I'm going to Vegas. It's one fucking night. Okay?
Jax Taylor
The girl's like, well, it seems like a Baltimore or whatever is going on. It's like, I don't think it does. I think she loves it when I leave, you know, I think she can't stand me. And Carl's like, oh, that's a horrible feeling. It just. It makes me sad for you. Wait, just. Yeah, Stand under my chin and let the tears drop on your head. Hold on. It'll take about 30 seconds for them to fall from my cheek to your head. And there's the first one.
Brandi Glanville
Sometimes it makes people feel calm if they stare up and look deeply into my nostrils.
Jax Taylor
Do that, do that.
Brandi Glanville
This whole. This whole Vegas thing is hilarious because first of all, he's. It's just Kyle getting a better manager to get him gigs. So it's not Vegas. If it was a Vegas residency and everybody was being like this, I'd be like, damn, you guys. I mean, the guy got a Vegas residency. That's pretty good. I mean, at least he's being successful in this but it's not. It's just a thing. But she's just mad that he's not quitting DJing, you know, and he's not going to quit DJing. So that's line in the sand. And I think a DJ line in the sand is a pretty strong one
Jax Taylor
to make, you know, so Kyle's like, you know, I get home, it could be a night, it could be seven nights. She doesn't get up and give me a kiss. She doesn't ask me how I was, she didn't ask me how. You know, bro, it's like, it's so beyond people's comprehension. Like, what's going on, dude? Like, Sierra, she just like, I think maybe in you and Amanda should like separate for like a month. So, you know, Kyle's like all just sad. And by the way, like when sometimes Kyle tells stories and they're very self serving, it's like, oh, he's always kind of like the victim of his own stories. But honestly, we have seen Amanda all summer and it's like I kind of believe him on this one that he does come back and she's like, whatever. But I also know that she's like, like this guy leaves me alone again and now he wants like all the adoration when he comes back. So.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah, well, we've seen the. We've seen. I mean, even last week he was showing us the text where I was like, hey, babe, just had a good set. Nothing. Hey babe, hope you had a good night. Nothing. Hey babe, hope you had a good sleep. Nothing. Hey babe, good morning, I'm getting on the plane. Nothing. Hey, babe, I'm getting off the plane. Nothing. So we know, we know that that's true. She's been completely not there and ignoring him for years, but he's also been completely absent and not doing what she wants for years. So it's just a clusterfuck. It's just. Just stop. Just stop, both of you. God, you're both in timeout.
Jax Taylor
Yeah, you're both in timeout. I, you know, it's almost like I'm. I'm kind of almost getting sick of myself that every time I am like making a point that I feel compelled to make the point for the other side because, like, I understand how the other, like, I see the validity in both of their reactions and I'm kind of sick. Just everyone just assumed that whenever I make a point, I understand that there's a counterpoint that's probably just as valid because I'm sick of having to do
Brandi Glanville
both they both suck. They both suck it. Yeah, they both suck. And they're both terrible at this and they're both each other miserable and they're both making me miserable, you know, and it's point. And in any other season, if this were last season, probably, maybe any other season, I'd be like, fuck West. Go ahead. Fuck West. Good for you. Good for you. I wouldn't feel 2 seconds bad for Kyle about that. And I don't now. I don't feel bad for Kyle now. Now the Sierra thing, that's the one you feel for not even Kyle, because it's like, well, yeah, she's going to find someone else and them. Because you suck, you know, And Kyle has a right to feel betrayed because you also suck.
Jax Taylor
Kyle feels betrayed. But I'll tell you one thing. I really don't see Kyle as someone who is, like, really tortured in this situation. There's a reason why Kyle's profile in this scandal has not significantly increased because he's. I think he's just happy to, like, his wife is out of his hair, like, moving on. Like, he can finally, like, just make out with Meghan King Edmonds on the street.
Brandi Glanville
Well, kind of. But it seems like she's still calling him and depending on him because the interviews he's given has been like, yeah, you know, Amanda's still really upset. Guys, calm down on Amanda, guys. You know, Amanda has mental health struggles and this and that, and he's still. I think she's still kind of relying on him in that way.
Jax Taylor
But he's still a. But he's able to do it with the detachment of someone who was formerly in the relationship as opposed to, like. Like, I think. I think that, like, sometimes when you're extracting yourself from these relationships in the public eye, you're also sort of trying to win over the public to be like, I'm not the bad guy here. And I think he's happy to be like, okay, okay, this. This relationship is. Is ending. And I can now just, like, move on to stage two. Like, I got an extra life. You know, I got forward.
Brandi Glanville
He got let off easy in a way, for sure.
Jax Taylor
Yeah.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah. Because the whole first half of the season was Kyle. Kyle sucks. And the second half is like, yeah, you go, Kyle, good for you. People are like, divorce party. You want to have a divorce party, Kyle? Yeah, so, yeah, definitely.
Jax Taylor
I think there's like a vibe of like, thank God this is over. Right? Like, I'm gonna help her out because I still care for her, but, like, thank God this Relationship is done.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah.
Jax Taylor
So Carl. Kyle's like, I'm just, like, trying to have a happy face. Because, like, dude, you don't have to have a happy face. What about a weathered face? Have you ever tried that? No, man. I just have been feeling so, like, a mess all summer. Like, I just feel like my life is falling apart. I feel terrible about how I handled that before. It's hard when you're a tall person. Handling things properly is a bit of a tall order.
Brandi Glanville
So they hug, and Carl's like, oh, I called you a loser. Goes, yeah. All I remember was, like, arguing over the hood of my car. And I'm like, oh, my God, don't dump the car. Yeah, I actually remember being that close. And I was like, he's gonna be mad if we scratch his car.
Jax Taylor
Yeah, I was just, like, got in front of that thing. I just got it fixed. You know, unlike my relationship, ultimately, Kyle
Brandi Glanville
still cares about the. The car the most. So they make up. Now they're, like, laughing about how they were yelling at each other, and they give each other genuine sorrys, guys. So now they come out of the room, and Kyle's like, I got good news, guys. Oh, my God. You made up with Amanda. No, her. I may have all Kyle. And Kyle apologized to me, and I let my emotions get the best of me, and he was nice enough to give me some grace. Basically, the only relationship that really matters in my life is okay now. The relationship.
Jax Taylor
Yeah, the guy.
Brandi Glanville
It's okay.
Jax Taylor
Kyle is all happy. And then Jesse goes, well, I'm glad you guys squash it. Next up, you've got Amanda Petula to take care of. And you see Kyle's like, oh, yeah, my God.
Brandi Glanville
So now back in Sierra's room, Amanda's like, oh, my God. This is, like, the fourth time this summer you guys have had to sit here and give me a pep talk while I cry.
Jax Taylor
And she's like, yeah, I just feel like a sad girl victim. Like. Like, I don't. I'm not looking for sympathy. I just do appreciate you guys reminding me who I am. And so then Kyle, like, does. He, like, knocks on the door. He's like, hello. And Sierra's like, he's like, he's opening the. As he's opening the door, you hear Sierra say, well, Amanda, you were there for me when I'm sad, and I'll be there for you when you're sad.
Brandi Glanville
Hello, Kyle. That's awkward. So he's like, okay, I just want to let you know I hugged it out with Carl and I want to hug it out with you. Cuz I just like, I looked across the table and I was like so excited to tell you about this thing, and then it just gets misunderstood. And that moment I feel like you were like, yeah, well, I'll just let my friends attack my husband. And you just had this mug look on your face. And I like, I'm sorry for saying what I said. I was actually really excited and I wanted to sign it with you because I wanted your approval.
Jax Taylor
That's literally the worst apology you could have given. There's no part of apologizing to someone that includes the phrase. And you had just a smug look on your face. That just doesn't work that way. I'm sorry. That's not how you apologize.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah, but those looks on her face. I mean, I don't think this deserves a straight. I mean, I think the you deserves a straight up apology, but this is also a conversation and not just like a I'm sorry, you're right. Let's just like sweep everything under the rug.
Jax Taylor
No, it's a. We need to talk. When I was, I felt like the table was turning against me and I, I was hoping that you as my wife would have my back in that moment. And I felt really alone in that moment. And then she could have said, well, I've felt alone all summer. And then he could have said something like, we need to work on having each other's backs because I, I love you and I would hate for the person I love the most to feel alone and like, something like that. But not like, let's just hug it out because you had a smug look on your face. And like, I was so excited to tell you this thing and. But you had a smug look. So I. Then I got mad. But let's hug it out. I'm sorry that I said that thing. What? That's just like, none of this is the right approach.
Brandi Glanville
So she was like, it's not even about DJing, Kyle. He's like, okay, then I don't know what it's about. I just need some time, Kyle. Well, I don't think it's been a long time since we've been on the same time. She's like, yeah. And he's. He says, it wears me down and it hurts. And she's like, yeah. And he goes, I'll just leave. You guys do your thing. So he leaves and Amanda goes, where was the apology?
Jax Taylor
Yeah, I don't know how I'm going years on years on years feeling like my wife doesn't have my back. It's horrible feeling. So then Sierra's like in Sierra's room. Amanda's like, carl's so safe cuz like I know that Kyle doesn't get it and Carl's just like letting it go to Kyle's face. Like they're like upset that. And then Amanda's like, yeah, but Carl didn't really let it go. He just said he'd let it go. Which is also true.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah, but also, Amanda, that's not your relationship. This is your relationship. You know, it's like the. You could be talking about your relationship with him, but again, you're sitting here talking about it with everybody else. And then his relationship with Carl. And why is Carl not. Why is Carl backing down? It's like, that's not. None of this is your problem. Oh my God. Go talk to your fucking husband. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. Lately I've been more intentional about what I wear day to day. And I'm leaning into pieces that feel easy and comfortable but still put together. It just makes getting dressed simpler. Quint has been my go to. The fabrics feel elevated, the fits are clean, and everything just works without needing to overthink.
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Jax Taylor
That's the best way to go out to the club. Hey, everyone, let's go to the club. Hold on. I'm gonna see you guys off. Have fun. Be careful. Don't get injured or contract hantavirus. It's like, thanks. Thanks, Amanda.
Brandi Glanville
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. So west is in his room getting ready, and he's like, I look like a lesbian tonight, but I feel like it kind of works for me. That's your style. Why are you pretending that's just tonight? I've never seen a man with more ponchos.
Jax Taylor
Seriously. So then Jesse's like, yeah, let's go straight to Catchy. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Let's go to Catchy. I'm gonna have a drink. Let's go party, party, party. So Kyle checks in on Amanda and he's like, you want to go out? She's like, you don't want to say anything. You're just going to go out? I'm like, amanda, you just said you wanted time and space. Like, why are you upset that he's going? I mean, I understand why she's upset with that he's going out because it does feel crazy that they had this enormous emotional fight and then he's just going to go out to the club. It is crazy, but also I do. It drives me nuts when people are like, I just want to have my own space. Wait, why are you leaving?
Brandi Glanville
Where are you going? He's like, well, it's just trying to talk to you upstairs. I was like, but you're talking about yourself. No, he actually talked about how he felt when you were acting a certain way. So he was kind of talking about you. And he's like, well, I'm sorry for saying what I said. I'm sorry for Saying F you. I'm sorry for ruining dinner. I'm sorry for ruining the night, but that's not what you should be sorry for. It's like, oh, my God, is it a game? Then just tell him.
Jax Taylor
Tell him. I do.
Brandi Glanville
Is he trying to guess, or are you playing Hangman?
Jax Taylor
Yeah, she. That. And Amanda is kind of that person who's like. Like she just won't tell him what she's upset about. I get that she's annoyed. Look, see? I'm already doing the other side again. Like, I get. I get it all. I get it all. I get why she's frustrated. Because he should know, but he doesn't know. So just leave him, because he never will know.
Brandi Glanville
But what is it? Tell him. If it's not. If it's not, I'm. If it's not for saying you, it's not for ruining dinner, and it's not for ruining the night. I guess it's the DJ thing.
Jax Taylor
It's a DJ thing. But I think that, like, I have to imagine what she's thinking is, you're apologizing because, you know, it's, like, wrong to say you to your wife. But do you really understand why it's so wrong that you said you to your wife? Or is it just because, you know, you people were offended around you, so you said, I'm sorry for saying you. But do you realize how it's actually, like, disrespectful? It's a pattern of disrespect, and it's part of a. A larger pattern of disrespect. I sort of maybe think I'm imagining that's what she's thinking. If I can give her that.
Brandi Glanville
I mean, look, I'll give. I'll give her that. Kyle is constantly up and then coming in and being like, well, okay, I'm sorry for this. I'm sorry for that. And I would be sick of hearing it, too. So it's not like I'm saying Kyle is. It's just Amanda. Oh, I'm just sick of it. It's like, okay, I'm sorry. Okay, get out. I need space. Okay, then I'm getting out. Why are you leaving? Because you told me to get out, but you didn't even say I'm sorry. Okay, well, I'm sorry for this, this, this, and this. But that's not what you're supposed to be sorry. It's like, oh, my God. Okay, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to stay here? Do you want me to go do you want me to say I'm sorry? Do you not want me to say I'm sorry? What do you want?
Jax Taylor
Mm, yeah. Well, either way, now it's. Now everyone's goes out to the club, everyone's partying. Everyone's having a great time. And I am thinking to myself, this is really weird. That was crazy drama in the house. And now everyone's just, like, partying, but. But then it's like 1:35am and the cars come back. I also love. They get dropped off at the house and you hear the Uber backing out, and it's an old. It's an electric car, so it's going across the wall. What was that? What's that? What's up? What's that? Kyle's like, it's electric car. The Carl's never heard an electric car before.
Brandi Glanville
They have to make that noise so people know they're coming and they don't run them over. Oh, wow.
Jax Taylor
Okay. Watch a car. They make those things. It's crazy. What a soft noise. It's kind of nice.
Brandi Glanville
So now everybody comes home at 2:06am and they go into the kitchen, and Kyle's just standing there like the Blair Witch in his underwear, just standing like a statue. They'd start cracking up
Jax Taylor
and. All right, well, tomorrow's a new day. Tomorrow's new day, guys. That's it. Tomorrow's a new day. And Sabrina Bell will be here. Everyone excited for that, y'?
Brandi Glanville
All.
Jax Taylor
Can't wait to see a joker. So excited.
Brandi Glanville
So it's time for bedtime. And Sierra west and Kyle and Jesse are talking. And Jesse's like, where are you planning on sleeping? Kyle's like, my bed. She's hated me for seven years today. It's not gonna. I'm not gonna be any different. He's like, o, where are you trying to sleep?
Jax Taylor
And he's like, next to West.
Brandi Glanville
And Kyle goes, yeah. Imagine if Jesse's like, yo, I was trying to sleep with your wife. God, you were so close. You were so close.
Jax Taylor
So close. And west does this thing where he shakes his head violently. He's like. And I was like, oh, man. So close, Kyle. So then everyone goes to bed, and Sierra's like, hanging out with Jesse and Wes in their room. And Jesse's like, you want to sleep over? You can sleep in the bed. He'll see my bed. Any combination is good. And Sierra's like, wow, wow. Like, you guys sleep in the same bed and I sleep here. How about that? Like, I was like, wait, what? What is this? Like, okay, what's that rule? Not me. Okay. Prank. Prank. They're just being silly. And then Kyle. Basically, the good night montage ends with Kyle getting into bed and he kisses Amanda goodnight. And she says nothing.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah. And so then we see. Let's see, Levi's talking about flashing her vagina or something.
Jax Taylor
Yeah. There we go.
Brandi Glanville
To the morning. Yeah, it's the morning. And Amanda's like, good morning, Kyle. Because he's cuddling up to her. He's like, I'm sorry for going out, Kyle. I can't with you. Stop doing bad. And then immediately just turning around and being. I'm sorry. It's pointless. It's all point.
Jax Taylor
Yeah, this is. This is. Yeah, don't. Because the thing is, it's almost like the apology is insulting, you know?
Brandi Glanville
Yes.
Jax Taylor
It's like, I'm gonna do.
Brandi Glanville
Not really. I'll just say I'm sorry in a pat way and then you have to forgive me. And then I can be like, well, I said sorry.
Jax Taylor
He's like, the second I got out, I was like, all right, I'm gonna go back. And I'm like, you. You got back at like, 1:30 in the morning. Well, it was a long second.
Brandi Glanville
I didn't mean for you to be here alone. Who do you mean for her to be there with the garden gnome outside?
Jax Taylor
Kyle. I know.
Brandi Glanville
So she just stays silent as usual. So then in Jesse. Jesse and west room, west is like, oh, imagine being a snake. Yeah, imagine that.
Jax Taylor
Imagine being one. What? Yeah, I mean, imagine you're so long. And he's like, oh. Like, Jesse for a moment thinks that Wes is saying snake as a personality characteristic. But then it turns out Wes is actually just talking about pythons. And then, wow.
Brandi Glanville
Imagine that.
Jax Taylor
Wow.
Brandi Glanville
Poor West. A couple weeks after his nudes come out, Jesse's like, how long are they? And he's like, well, this python I'm looking at is like 8ft long. Like, they eat people sometimes. They do.
Jax Taylor
I don't know. I just feel kind of, like, bad because, like, I don't know, it's like the python. Like, I don't know. Like. Yeah, it's not talking to me right now. So. So Bailey's in the kitchen, like. Like, oh, my God, you have to get so many photos today, Levi. Like, you need to, like, make out with everyone since it's the last weekend. Levi's like, you're inspiring, girl. You turned a new leaf. And you said, all of a sudden this is going to be me. And Bailey's like, yeah, I know. I just Feel so much love for everybody. And I love online people. People are making jokes, like, is Bailey the only one who sees Levi? Like, Levi is Bailey's imaginary friend. Like, Levi's not there.
Brandi Glanville
You find that she's never been there the whole time.
Jax Taylor
She's never been there.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah. And it would make both of them more interesting, honestly. So then in KJ's room, KJ's like, wow, what a night. I don't even think I. It really sums it up enough. I mean, that was, like, so good. And then all of a sudden, it was so bad. It was just so bad. He's like, yeah, it was the good, the bad, and the ugly, too.
Jax Taylor
She's like, yeah, it was just, like. It was terrible. So then in adjusting West's room, Wes is like, did anything happen last night? Yeah, Carl and Kyle almost murdered each other, remember? And then outside, Kyle joins Carl and Bailey and goes, hey, how's it going, you two? How's it going down there? Oh, I'm tall. I'm tall, remember?
Brandi Glanville
So west and Jesse are talking in their room still, and Jesse's like, yeah, you know, it's a, well, turn of events, but I really enjoyed hanging out with you and Sierra. That was really cool. He's like, yeah, that felt special. Like, actually hanging out in the front yard, like, that felt like old times. You know, we were in the front yard. I was texting Amanda while she was fighting with Kyle. You know, it's like. Like old times. He's like, yeah, it's so fun when there's tension.
Jax Taylor
Yeah. I mean, like, also, after, like, Sierra and I hugged at the dock the other day, like, that. The moment happened that was like, wait, wait, what do we talk about now in that moment? And then I was like, I knew you weren't gonna make out, Jesse. And it landed. It was great. It was like, a great joke. I, like, totally landed. Like, I think America would have loved it. Yeah. I mean, obviously, the best thing to do would have been to never have said anything, but I just thought, like, the nice thing to do would be to check in with my boy if he still had feelings there. So thanks for turning the house against me and making it seem like I'm a shitty guy, so. Yeah. But clearly I was misreading the situation, so I'm sorry if I made it uncomfortable for you. I don't know. Wasn't thinking. It was flippant.
Brandi Glanville
I was flipping. Okay. Like, damn, you really don't want to make out with me and Amanda. West is like, oh, God, I wonder how Amanda's doing.
Jax Taylor
Yeah. Which since when has west pondered Amanda's state ever? Right?
Brandi Glanville
Yeah.
Jax Taylor
When does he just, like, sit there in the middle of bro talk, look up at the ceiling and go, I wonder how Amanda's doing? Like, that was weird to me.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah. So now on the couch, Amanda's talking to Lindsay and asking if Kyle talked to her. And she's like, yeah, I woke up this morning and apologized for going out, leaving me by my myself and said he didn't know I was staying home. And Lindsay's like, what? And that's what he apologized for. Maybe he should have apologized for making me think it was a residency when it was just a manager.
Jax Taylor
It's a big difference. So then Mia and Sierra talk about how last night was crazy. And Mia's saying, you know what sucks? Is that, like, Amanda's gonna go home and deal with that. And, like, if he's okay to speak with you like that in front of all these people. What the does he say to you when it's just the two of you? Which is, of course, the thing that we're all thinking.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah. And then Sierra's like, yeah, it makes me not even want to be Kyle's friend. You know, it's like, you can do that and then you want to come out with us, like you're on a timeout. And so I told him at the club, I said, something's gotta give because you can't keep living like this. And she can't keep living like this. This is ridiculous. And I love you. I love you guys, but not really together.
Jax Taylor
So I love you guys together, but I don't love you that much together, which I thought was funny. Yeah.
Brandi Glanville
Jess are still talking, and Jesse's like, dude, what do you think of Sierra's idea that Kyle and Amanda should take time apart?
Jax Taylor
And Wes is like. He's just like, so dramatic that I don't think that he's like, could. Could let her do that. Like, not make it into, like, oh, she's leaving me. She's leaving me. Yeah. Like, right now. It's turned into, like, separation. Yeah. I think space would be fantastic for both of them. Like, a lot of space. And if I could know exactly when he's gonna be not at the apartment, that would be great to know. Yeah.
Brandi Glanville
I would like a little space, but not enough that she makes me date her. So. Yeah, let's figure that one out. So now Jesse is doing push ups by the pool. Levi rides him, and he's like, oh, my goodness. She's like, oh, my goodness, you're so strong. He's like, oh, God, it feels windy. Eyes or wind on my back?
Jax Taylor
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Sell your car today on Carvana. Pickup fees may apply. So then Sierra is like, okay, everyone, now that everyone's dick is hard, let's talk about the party. It's gonna be an apresky Dream the biggest party we've ever done, and I'm all gonna need you to help out. So she gives everyone marching orders of what they have to do and what they have to make.
Brandi Glanville
And guys, guess what? Sabrina Bell is coming. Sabrina Bell is coming. All right. She's at a hotel. She's ready to come. All right, everybody excited for Sabrina Bell.
Jax Taylor
Hello? Hi, this is. This is Joe Joanne from the Sag Harbor Inn. We're calling about your girlfriend. She left scratch marks on her on her hotel room door. And when we tried to talk her down, she said, I just need to get to the summer house to be on tv. I just need to get there. Can. We're gonna have to unfortunately charge you for repairs. The door.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah, that door definitely needs to be paid for.
Jax Taylor
Okay.
Brandi Glanville
That poor door is the most abused thing on this show. I'm not saying a lot, so.
Jax Taylor
By the way, the front door is. Had a great season and was working all season long. And then this weekend, it's not working again. I'm like, thank God. I was getting worried there that we would have an entire season with it.
Brandi Glanville
It was a man. It's a man. We now know that it's a Bravo man because it's like, look, I'm door point 10.0. I'm totally in control of my emotions and everything's great. And this episode's like, you, you loser. To dj, it's like broken, hanging off the hinges. It's like, ah, all's well in the right of the world of Bravo male doors.
Jax Taylor
Yeah. So everyone's setting up for the party. It's exhausting. They have to do too much for these parties. I. It's like, you know, it's hot and humid. You just hear all those.
Brandi Glanville
I know.
Jax Taylor
Cicadas making noises like, in the background. I'm like, I don't want to do this. I don't want to help out with any other party. I feel like I'm helping. I feel like I'm helping build this party and at a certain point, just put some drinks out. We don't need to build a slope. It looks so cool, though. It is a very cool looking party. They have an igloo. They've got a ski slope. They've got everything. But also they have to, like, be in, like, snow gear in the heat of the summer, which I think seems pretty cruel.
Brandi Glanville
So they decorate this party. It's a big thing. And Amanda's like, we're gonna have Kyle's crash out and make out mountain two guys and Mia and Kj Talk about the summer. And he's like, yeah, like. Like it's almost over. And I'm, like, kind of anxious about that because, like, when I'm invested and I have connections with people, I'm like a lover boy, and, like, I want to keep it consistent. And they talk about holidays and how it's different for her because her mom passed, so she's going to try and create new traditions. And he invites her over for the holidays with him and his mom, which is cute. And then. And Jesse in West's room. Lindsay is there on the bed, and he's like, you got room for one more bedbug?
Jax Taylor
It's me.
Brandi Glanville
Bedbug.
Jax Taylor
Jesse,
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get your hand off my boobs. Okay. Thank you. I actually didn't get to eat a
Jax Taylor
potato last night, so thank you for offering me some. What I was gonna say was, who is that crazy girl downstairs with a choker who just walked in? Oh, yeah, because by the way, in the middle of the. Sabrina walked in, and she's like, hi. Hi, everyone. Oh, my God. Yes.
Brandi Glanville
Rockstar.
Jax Taylor
She's, like, going up and giving big hugs to Jesse and everyone. Like, just doing the most to be, like, my best friend.
Brandi Glanville
Finally, I'm with my best friends.
Jax Taylor
Oh, I. You know, like, Sabrina is lucky that there's all this other drama going on in the house that's distracted Lindsay, because I guarantee if Lindsay, like, has, like, a moment to, like, really talk with the Sabrina girl, she's like, who the is this girl, Lindsay? I'm like, I'm shocked that Lindsay has not ended Sabrina Bell just yet.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah, she hasn't had really much of a chance with super. Like, Sabrina's gone up to everybody else and kind of inserted herself, but she hasn't done it with Lindsay yet. So.
Jax Taylor
Yeah, even though, like, she was at Lindsay's party a few weeks ago, like, Lindsay was busy doing other things, but now. Now that, like, Sabrina Bell is in the house and being so extra, like, I think she's really lucky that she did not get onto Lindsay's bad side. So Lindsay's up there with Jesse, and she was, like, asking about, like. Like, how did it feel, by the way? About, like, when. When Sierra was talking about the. Like, Wes, you're the one person she loves talking about at the table, you know? And Jesse's like, yeah, I know. That was, like, pretty offensive for all of us.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah. Jesse's like, damn it. I've been waiting for that title my whole life. And what's like, yeah, I wasn't really expecting the l Word. I mean, even though I'm dressed like it today.
Jax Taylor
Well, like, I would have thought me or Amanda. But, like, that was, like, your title. Like, how do you feel about that? Huh? What do you think? What do you think? He's like, well, I mean, it's just, like, sad. Like, we just, like, get along so well, but, like, we had to pretend to, like, not for two summers. It's just, like, a lot. You know, it's just, like, wild. And then he gives this whole monologue, of course research to us. I just met my dust.
Brandi Glanville
And I think it's important to point out that he. He does this stuff. He gives the truth to the audience, but not to anybody in the. He acts one way in the house. Like, yeah, like, here we are back together. And then he's like, to us, he says something different.
Jax Taylor
Okay, go for it. Yeah. He's like, I've just spent, like, two years thinking that, like, she hated my guts. And, like, I'm understanding now that it was, like, protection. You're understanding now that it was protection? Like, it really does not take a genius to understand this. And, like, obviously I'm, like, very thankful and, like, happy to hear it, but, like, I've just been, like, trying to, like, avoid the relationship and, like, what comes with it for, like, a long time. And now that we're back, like, it's, like, ooze. It's like Oz. And it just, like, feels good, but, like, it's a lot to process and, like, kind of confusing.
Brandi Glanville
Okay.
Jax Taylor
You don't get to play. You don't get to do the. It's all too much for me right now. Like, no, no. Like, all this time pursuing her and trying to get back into her good graces, like, everything has been like, she smiled at me. Oh, I had a great night with her. Oh, my God. She was kind to me. Oh, my God. And now you guys are talking like. Like, it's just, like, a lot. It's a lot to, like, take in right now.
Brandi Glanville
I'm flirting and being like, oh, my God, are we or aren't we even now? And then being like, oh, it's just so confusing. Oh, it's just. We knew you were gonna do this. We knew it. So Lindsay's like, well, you do have a way about you. You're, like, kind of hard to hate for now, you know? She will hate him very soon.
Jax Taylor
She will. She will. So then the party is gonna start. The party's gonna start. Oh, my God. Here comes Yvonne, soon to be seen on in the city. And People are getting dressed, people getting ready. And, like, the girl named Katie is there. Who? I don't know. She. Maybe she's on the show. It seems like they. They have, like, a lot of people from in the city who are showing up at this party to help segue us into the new show, which premieres next week, by the way.
Brandi Glanville
So the big news here is that Lindsay has a camel toe, and Yvonne's like, well, it's a nice camel toe. It's like, no, I don't want to go out there with a camel toe.
Jax Taylor
Oh, yeah. And then she goes to, like, Bailey's room is like, can you see it? She's like, I can draw an exact picture of your giant right now.
Brandi Glanville
So now Mia and Sierra are talking about getting ready. You know, everybody's just getting ready. Amanda dresses like a huge snowman. She wears one of Kyle's inflatable costumes, and they go out to the party.
Jax Taylor
The party starts.
Brandi Glanville
They're all bouncing around just in case you. In case you guys didn't think so. Amanda's really fun, so she does that. And then they all party out there. And Sierra's like, well, okay, last Friday, the summer, we've laughed, we've cried. We've earned this last party, okay? And we're going out tonight, so don't get too drunk. Let's do this.
Jax Taylor
We see a shot of Ben kissing Sabrina, and she goes, love you. And he just says nothing. Back rubs her shoulders. Great.
Brandi Glanville
So then, as the party goes on, Dara and West sit aside for a private conversation, and she's like, oh, my God. Westling, dap me the up, my man. That was the most bro y thing I've ever said out loud. Bully. Dara, did that hurt? That was like my punching fist.
Jax Taylor
It's like, what was that? And he's like, whoa, check this out. Isn't this cool? Like, look, if I sit like this, I'm like a thinker. She's like, yeah, recline it black. Oh, my God. Sad. So we made it to the end of the summer. I'm sad. He's like, yeah, I've been kind of, like, sad all week because the best thing that's happened from the past few years happened. So now I'm sad naturally.
Brandi Glanville
It's like, give me a debrief, bro. He's like, well, I mean, I'm in a better place, like, obviously for the main reason our baby c. He's like, yeah. So then we go to Jesse and Sierra, and they're laying on a daybed, and she's like, jesse Solomon, another summer down. And he's like, yeah, this one felt good. You know the only part that didn't feel good when was when were upset with me. So that was my thorn and my rose, is that you and Westies are besties again.
Jax Taylor
She's like, the TR is back. Even though I did not ask you what your Rosenthorn is, but that's okay. And she's. He's like, yeah, we're so back. Yeah, so back. It's like we never left. Yeah, everything's great. Everything's great. Everything's great. Everything's great.
Brandi Glanville
So back to west and Dara, she's like, oh, my God, I'm so happy to see you find peace with her. And who knows where it'll go, you know? But in my wildest, craziest dreams, maybe one day you guys will just, you know. When you're ready. Baby. Baby, come on.
Jax Taylor
I don't know. It's, like, hard. It's, like, scary. So then Jesse's like, have you guys had a discussion where you're like, we're just friends and act accordingly, or do you only do that with me? And she's like, well, we've only been talking for a week and a day now, but who's counting, right? Yeah, but, like, I feel like it got confusing when he would be flirty with you. You know, it's like, yeah, like, we actually have not had a conversation yet about that kind of stuff, but. But, like, I don't know.
Brandi Glanville
Because you like being flirty with him or.
Jax Taylor
Why?
Brandi Glanville
Just. Well, to be honest, yeah. I mean, it's kind of fun. I don't know. It's like, oh, you sicko. Curveball. And she's like, well, I mean, I'm seeing a change in him and he's making positive steps. And, you know, I appreciate that, but at the same time, like, I'm scared of his ability to be invested and then not at all. It's like the whiplash of it. Like, do you care? Do you not care? Like, are we actually going to be friends, or are we just going to be friends in the house and then post summer, nothing? And this is me talking now, not her. Is this friends, or are you expecting something more than friends? I think that's a big question here.
Jax Taylor
Because that is the big question.
Brandi Glanville
He is not, no matter how he's acting towards you, which he is acting towards you, like, he probably does want something more, but. Oh, my God.
Jax Taylor
Well, all we know is that, like, one thing that some people have said during this whole scandal is like, I mean, what's the big deal? They're not even dating. They're not doing that. Just whatever. But we've seen the previews for the next week's season finale that west and Sierra make out. So romance is still on the table and so all those people can hush up.
Brandi Glanville
Yeah. So there you go, everybody. That's the end of summer house. And so next week is the season finale. Yeah.
Jax Taylor
Yeah. Next week it's the season finale.
Brandi Glanville
And I don't know. Yes, you're in west make out. So. Or kiss. At least I don't know if it was a make out. Looked like a kiss. I don't know, though. I guess we'll see.
Jax Taylor
There's a big question. There's a big question hanging over next week's season finale, which is will it be a season finale that bleeds into in the city backdoor pilot style? Because that's how summer house started. And I feel like it would be only appropriate if it went that way as well. So fingers crossed. By the way. Sierra should have known that. That this whole thing was cursed because she made a party that looked just like Winter House.
Brandi Glanville
That's what I thought too. I was like, why would you celebrate Winter House, which brought you Austin, which was the worst thing to ever happen to you on tv?
Jax Taylor
Like that was the beginning of your series of calamities. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Brandi Glanville
I'm glad you said that because I. I said the same thing when I was watching. I was like, who does that, you know?
Jax Taylor
Yeah, yeah. Not smart. Not smart.
Brandi Glanville
It's like, anyway, like, hey, guys, guess what? My theme for the day is all boys. Cathol. Great for me. Loved it. All right, everybody, thanks so much for being here. We will talk to you next time. Don't forget to go get live streaming tickets for the Cabaret on June 3rd and 5th at watch what crappens.com. we'll talk to you next time.
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Podcast Episode #3364 | Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam | May 13, 2026
This episode is the second part of Ben and Ronnie’s signature, snappy, and affectionate-brutal recap of Summer House Season 10 Episode 15. The central theme is the fallout and slow-motion emotional car crash of Kyle and Amanda's relationship, as messy fights give way to reluctant reconciliations amid group drama and hilariously petty housemate interactions. Listeners are treated to sharp, loving sarcasm as Ben and Ronnie dissect every nuance, misbegotten apology, emotional vacancy, and oddball house ritual through their rollicking banter.
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