#3392 Below Deck Down Under S04E18 Part Two: Sins and Sensibility

Summary

Watch What Crappens #3392 Recap Below Deck Down Under S04E18 Part Two: Sins and Sensability
Release Date: June 2, 2026
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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Overview

In this hilarious and sharp-tongued episode, Ben and Ronnie deliver the season finale recap of "Below Deck Down Under" Season 4, Episode 18. With signature wit and playful shade, they break down the final charter's culinary chaos, crew and guest drama, the infamous bagel incident, and a Seven Deadly Sins dinner party gone awry. As always, the conversation flows into Bravo-adjacent rants, a tiny fish segment-turned-variety show, and some heartfelt, yet sardonic, reflections on growth and goodbyes.

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Main Discussion Points

Fast-Forwarded Charter & Cake Catastrophe

• Ben notes the episode felt "fast forwarded," as much of the last charter is quickly condensed. He suspects producers ran out of time but thinks there was actually more drama than shown. ([03:25])
• The highlight: Ben the chef refuses to bake 12 individual cakes for guests, opts to buy supermarket cakes instead, igniting guest complaints and an interior/chef standoff.
  • Ben: “I’m not making 12 cakes, so he just buys 12 cakes. And then the guests are like, tastes like... It’s grocery store.” ([02:33])
  • Daisy: “Treat the cakes like they’re beds; make 12 yourself, you loser.” ([03:25])
  • Some guests are fine with the store-bought cakes; Daisy jokes, "Can I just stand up for the people who work at grocery stores making cakes? Those are actually people back there." ([12:00])

The Bagel Debacle

• The infamous bagel incident: Brandon requests a bagel for breakfast, and confusion ensues when it sits for over 25 minutes, ignored by both galley and service crew.
  • Ben: “At long last, bagel drama comes to Below Deck.” ([04:21])
  • Daisy: “She comes down and she’s like, is the bagel ready?... None of you could have brought the bagel up?” ([06:41])
  • Ellie: “Well, I’m not in charge of the galley.” ([06:58])
• Hosts riff on "common sense" being ignored, expressing that interior undermines itself through pettiness and missed opportunities for promotion.
  • Daisy: “She’s just shooting herself in the foot anyway because her attitude is the reason she’s not getting promoted.” ([07:21])

Seven Deadly Sins Dinner Party

• The crew hosts a Seven Deadly Sins-themed dinner, with courses designed around each sin… at least in theory.

  • Ben & Daisy riff about how little the menu theming makes sense: “I'm not looking at a plate of lobster beurre blanc and saying, oh, wrath.” ([18:27])
  • Gluttony as a bowl of pork fat, wrath as lobster, envy as lemon pasta, and greed as lamb (which they note lacks anything particularly greedy or green).
  • Daisy on guests' efforts: "There was one lady who was assigned greed, and she did not know what to do. She came out like slow mo and started clasping at her chest and going like, I'm like, that's not greed." ([11:38])

• Paula (the “grocery store cake” lady) continues to nitpick; Ben and Daisy dub her “Greed” and launch into a running mock feud.

  • Ben: "Shut up Paula, you had your grocery store cakes moment." ([25:38])

Kitchen Drama: Pizza on a Cake Stand

• Ellie is baffled by Ben’s decision to serve pizza on a cake stand and spirals comedically trying to process it.
  • Ellie: “But why are you putting pizza on cake stand? Cake stand is reserved for romantic gestures, like lemon meringue cheesecake first.” ([22:37])
  • Ben: "It reminds me of in Dumb and Dumber... you can’t have six-minute abs, there’s no such thing! That’s like Ellie with this cake stand." ([24:08])

Chef Ben & The “Special Dish” Woes

• Chef Ben is overwhelmed serving the picky eaters—including Patrick who only eats certain things—while Brandon continually complains about his friend not being included in every course.
  • Ben: "Every dish that comes out is just like his greatest hits... and he won’t even eat the PB&J because it’s crunchy!" ([17:05])
  • Daisy: “You don’t get 14 courses, Brandon.” ([17:41])
  • The hosts suggest giving Patrick a Snickers on a plate just to keep up with his choosiness.

Crew Promotions, Growth, and Goodbyes

• Daisy decides to give Jenna her stripes back (promotion), which also ensures Ellie doesn't advance, referencing her bad attitude.

  • Daisy: “There’s part of Daisy that’s like, ‘F—k Ellie, too’… I’m going to re-promote somebody and also work for Ellie not to get hers.” ([31:33])
  • Ben: “You haven’t yelled at somebody for two days. So congratulations.” ([32:03])

• Alicia gives a drunken apology to Jenna for past conflicts, quoting: “One of my favorite artists said that you can grow flowers where dirt used to be,” prompting Ben and Daisy to mock the faux-profundity. ([39:03])

• The end-of-season montage is full of feigned sentimentality—Barbie proclaims she learned to "listen to authority” in her four days on board, to much sarcasm.

• Final tip is generous ($34,500); Ben and Daisy joke it's because Patrick only ate chicken nuggets.

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Memorable Quotes & Comedic Highlights

• On bagel drama:

  • Ben: “Shockingly, Brandon is not making a fuss over the fact that it’s been 25 minutes since he asked for his bagel, which is kind of crazy.” ([06:25])
  • Daisy: "The bagel's not going to be the only lug with a hole through its head.” ([08:45])

• On cake stand confusion:

  • Ellie (exasperated): “It’s a stand for cake, not for pizza. How could you do this? I don’t understand!” ([24:10])

• On the crew’s “growth”:

  • Daisy: “Don’t act like you went to therapy. ChatGPT, did she really show personal growth?” ([27:59])

• On Seven Deadly Sins theming:

  • Daisy: “Nothing gets me hungrier than thinking of sloth.” ([09:46])
  • Ben: “Nobody envies your spaghetti.” ([22:10])

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Notable Fish Report Segment (43:00 – END)

• Famous “Fish Report” segment: Ben and Ronnie provide comedic commentary on the episode’s marine life B-roll, anthropomorphizing sea creatures.
• Standouts include:
  • “Chocolate chip starfish” and their awkward friendships. ([45:28])
  • An “angry puffer fish” who is “finally showing its true side after smiling all season.” ([53:16])
  • A turtle executing evasive maneuvers to avoid a shark—“this is choreography!” ([55:12])
  • Reflections on fish as Bravo talent: “Now I see why everyone got in that other lane… the shark is like, ‘I know. I don’t know where you guys are going.’” ([57:40])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Charter fast-forward & 12 cakes drama — [02:16] – [04:11]
• Bagel ordeal — [05:14] – [09:23]
• Seven Deadly Sins Dinner — [09:46] – [14:57] (theme discussion resumes at [16:31])
• Paula/grocery cake running gag — [11:41], [25:38], [30:24]
• Pizza on a cake stand shenanigans — [22:37] – [25:04]
• Crew promotions and final tip — [31:03] – [33:18]
• Fish Report segment — [43:00] – END

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Final Thoughts & Tone

• Ben and Ronnie approach the recap with signature sass, astute observations, rapid-fire banter, and irreverent humor.
• The show lampoons overly sentimental moments and exposes Bravo's editing tricks, while still poking fun at themselves as fans obsessed with every petty detail.
• Closing out the season, they share genuine affection for the series and community—but always with a wink and a joke.

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Quotes of the Episode

• Ben (on grocery store cakes): "It’s just the ingredients they have. They have to make those cakes with like, preservatives and stuff... I don’t like grocery store cakes, I have to say." ([12:15])
• Daisy (on fish B-roll): “I feel like this fish just moved so slowly, but now you see the starfish is actually about to fall in love.” ([46:19])
• Ben: “I kind of feel like it’s the Danny Buco of fish. We now see the real fish.” ([54:48])

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For New/Prospective Listeners

If you missed this episode, expect a blend of Bravo nerd deep dives, playground-level teasing, and loving jabs at both TV personalities and each other. The “Fish Report” alone is reason enough to tune in for the finale energy and infectious laughter. The hosts’ chemistry, deep fandom, and rapid comedic dispatch guarantee every recap offers more than just a retelling—it’s a variety show in itself.

Next up: Below Deck Mediterranean with Captain Sandy!

Transcript

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[Daisy]

What crap is watch. What crap.

[Ben]

Hello and welcome to Watch what Happens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

[Daisy]

So then they go to the galley again and Jason checks in and Ben's like, well, they were slightly turning their nose up at the food, but it's all right. I think they're like, nightmares. Jason's like, that fish was amazing. All right. No one's asking him why he served another whole fish when they Maybe he deboned it this time it didn't look like it.

[Ben]

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like there was probably more drama on this charter than we got to see, but they ran out of episodes, so. Because what happens next is that it basically, like fast forwards, like fast forwards through the charter. And then it's like, Jason's like, okay, this is what the guests want on day one. They want to go swimming and then they want to eat food. And then they wanted this. And this just like it goes speeds through it. And then all of a sudden there's this thing, it's like they've also requested 12 individual cakes. And then Ben's like, I'm not making 12 cakes. So he does buys 12 cakes. And then the guests are like, tastes like. It's like it's grocery store. I was like, that was clearly an episode right there. Clearly it was like, yeah, I'm not making 12 cakes. And Daisy was like, you have to make the 12 cakes. There's our final charter. You have to do it at least here. Why the do we Ellie making cakes? She can make a cake for Joao, but she can't make 12 small cakes. Make one big cake and cut it into 12. Like you knew that was a scene, right?

[Daisy]

Ah, treat the cakes like they're beds. Make 12 yourself, you loser.

[Ben]

And you know, he buys the cakes, he serves the cakes. That one woman says, this is Starbot. And then Jay's like, I told him. And he won't listen to me as the disrespect is constant. But then the other person says,

[Daisy]

I hate word. I hate foods that begin with C. Why are you ordering foods that begin with C?

[Ben]

The other person says, I actually think this is really good. Yeah, this is like really good. It's really good. And then it's like redemption.

[Daisy]

Like, to me, Brandon loved the storm because of course, you know.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah. But the point was it was like, clearly there was like a full on episode in here and they just. They just their order.

[Daisy]

Well, I would like to say this to the editors. Thank you. Well done.

[Ben]

I know. I kind of wanted to see it.

[Daisy]

This was great. And then there was one part of them making Jason wear a Speedo. I was happy to pass 10,000 cash if he comes out in the Speedo. And he's like, I could never do that. And then he does it.

[Ben]

Yeah. And then Joao comes out and squirts like whipped cream into people's mouths and everything like that. So, yeah, they just kind of like speed right through it. But the reason why we had to speed through all this, a potential issue with cake, is because why have cake drama when you can have bagel drama? At long last, bagel drama comes to below. Bagel drama.

[Daisy]

You've needed this. You're a bagel person.

[Ben]

I am a bagel person.

[Daisy]

Okay, so here we are, Daisy, Filet mignon and baked potato and lobster. Well, still haven't learned our lesson with that lobster, huh? And Brandon's like, oh, my God, what is this lobster? He definitely is this cobster. Wow. He really learned. He really learned at lunch. So, you know, we Keep getting served. But poor Patrick's not getting anything. Yes, Patrick did get something. But you're ordering a seven course meal. Isn't this like a six or seven course meal you went to.

[Ben]

You went too far. You went too far.

[Daisy]

Oh, okay. Okay. So this happens later. Okay, I'll save that. I'll reel it in.

[Ben]

I was trying to set us up for the bagel scene, which is what happens the next day. So the. This is the. This is day two in the morning and.

[Daisy]

Oh. So was this part of the fast forwarding thing? The steak and lobster?

[Ben]

Steak and lobster is part of the. The fast forwarding because there's a whole other dinner that's gonna happen.

[Daisy]

Well, so then he's already worried that Patrick's not getting enough food.

[Ben]

Yeah. So it's the morning, and Brandon is like, do you have any bagels by chance? And Daisy's like, she. So she's like, God, we got a bagel for Brandon. This guy who wants protein, protein, protein, suddenly wants a bagel. I don't know. Something's not adding up here. So they. She puts in an order for the bagel. And then. Then Ellie tries to see, like, okay, bagel is ready.

[Ellie]

Bagel is ready.

[Ben]

But what's. Her face is not hearing it.

[Daisy]

Jenna.

[Ben]

She's not hearing it. So waiting and waiting. And she.

[Ellie]

Could someone pick up the bagel?

[Ben]

And we're seeing the. The timer. And it's been like 15 minutes. Then 20, 25. Now it's been 25 minutes in that bagel.

[Daisy]

We hear a lot of static, and Jason says, I'm having trouble hearing you. Having trouble hearing you. Hello? So something's wrong with the radios.

[Ben]

Shockingly, Brandon is not making a fuss over the fact that it's been 25 minutes since he asked for his bagel, which is kind of crazy. Like, that's a lot.

[Daisy]

I think he's one of those people that's just used to being such a pain in the ass. He's gonna have to wait.

[Ben]

Yeah, he probably doesn't even care about the bagel. He just really just wanted to make a place an order.

[Daisy]

So Daisy's like. She comes down and she's like, is the bagel ready?

[Ellie]

Well, we've got like 12 times.

[Daisy]

Oh, I'm sorry. You've called. And none of you could have brought the bagel up. Have you said Daisy? Daisy? I mean, you. You could just have been in here, brought the bagel up. Why didn't you just do that?

[Ellie]

Well, I'm not in charge of the galley.

[Daisy]

Wow.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Ellie]

I'M not the judge of galley.

[Ben]

Wow. Okay. Normally when you call someone, you either ask somebody else to walk by, you know.

[Ellie]

Well, that's a discussion with the hand chef.

[Ben]

I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, Ellie probably. At a certain point, Ellie should have been like, I'm just gonna run this upstairs because it's getting.

[Daisy]

It's breakfast. You're not doing anything.

[Ben]

Yeah, you're not. You're really not.

[Daisy]

She's just shooting herself in the foot anyway because she's. Her attitude is the reason she's not getting promoted. I mean, if she was nicer to Daisy, Daisy wouldn't be against her getting promot.

[Ben]

Exactly.

[Daisy]

The only thing holding her back from being promoted is Daisy, and it's because she's being a dick to Daisy all the time. You don't need to do that, you dummy. You just yourself over.

[Ben]

Yep. So. So Daisy's like, I think it's common sense that if they see a bagel sitting on the counter for 20 minutes, they would bring the bagel to the Gus. So. And then Ellie's like, oh, she thinks

[Ellie]

she's the queen of the boat.

[Ben]

I'm like, she kind of is queen of she.

[Ellie]

Queen of sea bagel. That was good. Two puns at once. You beat me to the punch. She thinks she's the queen of the boat.

[Daisy]

And Daisy's like, well, you know, who would bring up the bagel if interior couldn't do it? A sous chef.

[Ben]

So Daisy storms off, and Ellie's like,

[Ellie]

you don't tell people mother departments how to do things.

[Ben]

So Daisy, of course, is doing her favorite pastime, which is stomping through the salon going, unbelievable. She is a queen mutterer, I'll tell you that much. She's the queen of Sheba of muttering. So then Ben's like, oh, was that Daisy?

[Ellie]

Yeah, she came in and yelled at me because I didn't bring the bagel up.

[Ben]

Did she die to bring it up?

[Ellie]

No. I don't know.

[Ben]

She just left.

[Daisy]

She gets all innocent suddenly, like, I don't know what. So now Daisy and Jenna. Daisy's, of course, bitching. She's like, could you go down and ask about the bagel? Because I'm gonna go fucking crazy. The bagel's not gonna be the only lug with a. With a hole through its head.

[Ben]

Just sat there, just looked dry as. So then Jenna's like, yeah, the bag of hat.

[Ellie]

I gotta break the bag.

[Daisy]

Take the bagel.

[Ben]

I think that's what you asked for.

[Daisy]

I don't know why someone didn't just come pick it up.

[Ellie]

We caught many, many times. So many times. And I never had nothing on the behalf.

[Ben]

So then they. But she brings this very sad looking bagel with not enough cream cheese on it. To Brandon, he's like, it's really good. Thanks. I was like, I knew I didn't trust you with your bad bagel tastes. And then Daisy and Jenna are in the. Are in the pantry just starting to talk about, like tonight because it's gonna be like a Seven Deadly Sins dinner. So they're gonna make it look black and red and look all sexy.

[Daisy]

And nothing gets me hungrier than thinking of sloth.

[Ben]

I know, right?

[Daisy]

So Daisy, which they turned into a sexy thing tonight.

[Ben]

Yeah, it's like seven.

[Daisy]

They're like Sloth, sexiness, wanting. Like that's. That's not what sloth is. I mean, in the Seven Deadly Sins, wasn't Sloth. Well, that there was gluttony.

[Ben]

Wasn't sloth like sleepiness or not sleepy? It's just being lazy.

[Daisy]

Yeah, but I forget what the representation was in the movie.

[Ben]

Oh, was the heavy guy. That was like force. Oh, you're right. That's gluttony. Oh, Sloth. Was Sloth the guy who was like in the bed?

[Daisy]

I think that guy.

[Ben]

Oh, yeah. Well, I think we'll all. We always remember. We'll never forget that scene. Yeah, that was. That was. That was.

[Daisy]

That was terrible. What was the representation of Sloth in the film Seven Deadly Sins?

[Ben]

Just called Seven oh, Seven.

[Daisy]

Yeah. Okay, let's look it up.

[Ben]

Let's find out what's in the box.

[Daisy]

In the 1990 film 7N, Sloth is represented by Victor Allen, a drug dealer and child molester. He embodies the sin and not just through physical laziness, but through deep spirit spiritual apathy. Neglecting his moral obligations and exploiting the vulnerable punishment. Strapped to a mattress for an entire year, allowing him to slowly rot, starve, and deteriorate. Oh, are you hungry? Are you hungry?

[Ben]

I know, let's. Let's represent that.

[Daisy]

Delicious.

[Ben]

So they're gonna do this seven deadly sins thing. And basically we have this little montage. We see all the guests are dressed up as. As the sins. And what cracked me up is that they all kind of. They all kind of like dress like the sins, you know, like the, like sloth, gluttony and everything. But there was one lady who was assigned to greedy and she just did not know what to do. She came out like slow mo and started clasping at her chest and going like, I'M like, that's not greed.

[Daisy]

Yeah.

[Ben]

We should have been like grabbing at things.

[Daisy]

Like grabbing red dress. Well, that's also the lady who was upset that it was a store bought cake.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Daisy]

So I figured she deserved it because she is greedy. She's greedy for.

[Ben]

She's greedy for a good cake. But you know that Brandon was like, oh my God, why do we bring Ellen along? She always ruins our. Our themes.

[Daisy]

Can I just also stand up for some. Someone who I don't think anybody stands up for these days. The people who make cakes at grocery stores. You know, those are actually people back there.

[Ben]

It's not their fault. The, the. There's just.

[Daisy]

They make it in the store. So now we hate the people. Like they do things.

[Ben]

It's just the ingredients they have. They have to cook it. They have to make those cakes with like preservatives and stuff to make them or whatever it is. They just. It's not like homemade. I. I don't like grocery store cakes. I have to say.

[Daisy]

Well, I wish.

[Ben]

But I don't blame the person. I don't blame the person. And they're out.

[Daisy]

I could join you on that. But I'm a, you know, huge fan. The Heb by where I live has a whole cake slice section. You just go in and buy the slices of the cake, girl.

[Ben]

You know, it's not so much the cake, it's the frosting. I feel like they really fall flat on the frosting.

[Daisy]

Well, yeah, you do have to get a taste. Frosting.

[Ben]

It tastes like it's like not. It doesn't have that. Like it's not as delicious as a buttercream or as a cream cheese.

[Daisy]

It's just kind of like airy with the buttercream.

[Ben]

It just. Sometimes it tastes just kind of like airy.

[Daisy]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Like frosting. It just tastes like texture.

[Daisy]

It's like the difference between if you get like a real piece of chocolate somewhere and then you eat like an M and M and you can taste the chemical. Chalky sit in the.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah. I gotta. Anyway. Seven deadly sins, am I right?

[Daisy]

That's where Europeans really hurt my feelings when I first went. The only time I ever went there and they were like, oh, American chocolate. I can't even eat it. It tastes like vomit. I was like, really? I mean, I eat so much of it. But then I of course ate a lot of their chocolate because listen, I'm. When in Rome eat their chocolate. So I did. And then I got back and I was like, it does taste different. I still eat it it does last M. American chocolate.

[Ben]

The worst. Can I say something? I'll just talk about Europe is making me want to open up this San Pellegrino bottle. So if you hear this sound. Also in honor of Danny burping and hiccuping. Well, I'm. I'm thirsty.

[Daisy]

All right, let's read a little bit of Danny Pellegrino's book. How do I unremember this? Unfortunately True stories. It's gonna pick a page.

[Ben]

Pick a page. We love our Danny.

[Daisy]

I haven't done any bad rapping since Christmas. He said, just missing a bad. Oh, but sound effect. I took this to believe that he and I now had a rapport. He made a little gift wrap joke. And although he didn't smile after he said it, it was definitely a joke, right? It was enough for me to excel for the first time since I saw his lights going off. Can I see your license and registration? He asked. I handed the man my license and searched my glove compartment for my registration. There were papers everywhere. A stack of things I shoved inside. My car is a hot mess. So he stood there waiting for me to find the forms. And after what felt like 45 minutes, I finally found my registration. And because I had thought we'd had a comedic relationship, I let it out of a very loud and aggressive hello.

[Ben]

That's funny. Well, that was Danny Pellegrino. Get his book one of that guy three.

[Daisy]

What a hottie.

[Ben]

I know. How do I unremember this? He has the one about the thing. Christmas one. I think he's a third book.

[Daisy]

Yeah, he's prolific.

[Ben]

He's. He's a. He is.

[Daisy]

He's a talk or a writer, a filmmaker. He's a triple threat, man. Does everything.

[Ben]

He really does.

[Daisy]

He even eats shrimp when it's served to him. I can vouch for that.

[Ben]

He does do that. He is a joy. He actually is.

[Daisy]

My stomach is just hanging out here. Sorry, everybody.

[Ben]

He's actually like. It's so crazy how much of a joy he is. It's like. It's wild.

[Daisy]

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[Ben]

So now they're all eating their dinner and it's, it's a multi course meal. Every meal comes out, they have like a little preamble. Like this one represents gluttony as a giant bowl of pork fat. Enjoy. You know, and, but Patrick, of course, since he doesn't, you know, he doesn't eat anything, they're making him. Every dish that comes out is just like his greatest hits. Like he has like, there's a peanut butter and jelly that comes out at one point he's like, oh really, I was just joking about that. But he won't even eat it because it's crunchy peanut butter. Which I get crunchy peanut butter. Far, far inferior to smooth in my mind. But like still. Eat your PB and J, sir.

[Daisy]

Yeah, but they gave him something, you know, they gave him stuff and they're doing what he wants. He wants crap. They're giving him crap.

[Ben]

Yeah, he's, he, so he is, he, he actually is perfectly happy. And at one point though, like Ben just doesn't have something to serve him. He's like, I don't have a dish for him this round. It's a seven course meal this round. He's just not going to get a plate. And so Brandon's like, my guest doesn't have a plate. And like, like that's like really not cool. Can we get him something to eat? And they're like, he's going to be getting a full fucking pizza in one second.

[Daisy]

Yeah. And you don't get 14 courses. Brandon.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Daisy]

What the, you have a seven course meal, you expect this guy to get seven courses. Now granted, if I didn't hate Brandon so much, I would argue that all you have to do is unwrap a Snickers, put it on a plate and give the man a fork and a knife. There's a dish.

[Ben]

What about a case of. Do you think he eats a quesadilla?

[Daisy]

Yeah, probably tortilla and cheese, you would think.

[Ben]

But you know, he's like, I don't know about that. Where I Come from bread as crust.

[Daisy]

Was it some flatbread?

[Ben]

What is this? What happened to the rest of the bread?

[Daisy]

Hey, this bread needs to eat a sandwich. Am I right?

[Ben]

Who sat on my sandwich, took the crust off of this? Yeah, probably.

[Daisy]

You're right. Damn it. So now they bring out lobster with beurre blanc. Rich yet relentless. This course is wrath.

[Ben]

Rich yet relentless.

[Daisy]

The third time sauce is wrath because it's rich yet relentless.

[Ben]

By the way, the. The thematic tie ins. There's. I'm. I am not looking at a plate of lobster blanc and saying, oh, wrath.

[Daisy]

I think it should be spicy.

[Ben]

I think wrath is like ghost pepper. Ghost pepper. It's like. It's like a deep red. It's like bloody. I. You know what I always think of? I always think of that Top Chef. I haven't, by the way, I haven't watched Top Chef yet, but I always think of that Top Chef when they

[Daisy]

need to watch it. So we can. About this guy together, that twin.

[Ben]

I know. I'm so sorry.

[Daisy]

I so upset. I mean, not upset. I was cracking up at Top Chef. You have to watch it.

[Ben]

I was.

[Daisy]

I got the most him thing.

[Ben]

I mean, you can tell me what he makes. It does. It's not spoiler. It's like, I just don't tell. Just don't tell me who gets eliminated.

[Daisy]

Okay, I won't. No, I won't say who gets eliminated. They had to make. They had to do vessels. Like, they had to get interesting vessels. Right. So someone picks, like, a log, and someone picks. You know, they pick all these crazy things.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Daisy]

And so he picks a candle holder, and he wants his vessel to be a pumpkin. So a mini pumpkin. Okay.

[Ben]

Oh, him. Okay.

[Daisy]

So on a candlestick. So it's like the dumbest. It's like, so basic and basic. Most basic, of course. Of course. So what is the most basic thing you could ever make somebody?

[Ben]

It was a pumpkin. You're gonna do like a. Like a butternut squash soup or something like that. Pumpkin puree.

[Daisy]

Not even that creative. He made a dinner roll. Wait, I swear to God.

[Ben]

Wait, wait. He made a dinner roll and what? He put it into the pumpkin.

[Daisy]

He put a dinner roll in a pumpkin. And then on part of the shell, he put butter on the shell with some, like, pumpkin in the butter mix. And they were like, did you home make the butter? And he goes, no, no, I just mixed it with the pumpkin. And they're like, oh, yeah, the butter's hard. Butter is not hard. You put heavy cream in a blanket. Yeah, you make it you can make butter yourself, you idiots. They turn, they're churning it, and fucking Fiddler on the Roof.

[Ben]

Wait, so, I mean, I'll see this,

[Daisy]

but, like, literally, a dinner roll. And I'm not even kidding you. He puts a dinner roll and a pumpkin.

[Ben]

But where's the candle come into it?

[Daisy]

He puts a pumpkin on top of the candle.

[Ben]

That's the vessel. Yeah, like, that's how he used the vessel.

[Daisy]

And then they kissed his ass. Like it was so. They're like, oh, my God, this roll is just so, so brave to make a dinner. The man made a fucking dinner roll. Are you kidding? That show is dead to me. I swear to God.

[Ben]

Wow. Okay.

[Daisy]

Dead.

[Ben]

Well, based on your anger, I'm inferring some things.

[Daisy]

Dinner roll. And then they kept talking about, like, oh, my God, he made bread. I was like, okay, we're giving Gail too much power at this point. Yeah, like, of course.

[Ellie]

Wow.

[Daisy]

Yeah. Wow. Gail. Gail votes for the dinner roll.

[Ben]

Wow. Wow. Looks like. Looks. I'm a little rusty on my Padma these days. Let's see. Wow. Looks like he made a depiction of Gail's mouth just full of dinner roll. Not my best work. Sorry, I've been stuck on CBS for too long.

[Daisy]

Wow. This is like when Gail was pregnant. I said, what, do you have a dinner roll in the oven? Yeah. So that was. That was disturbing. Okay, so now they're still making this pizza while the next course comes out. And now that PB and J comes. He doesn't like the crunchy peanut butter, but he's still not pissed. But the other guy is pissed for him.

[Ben]

Yeah. Wants to have a scene.

[Daisy]

So then lemon zest pasta perfectly entangled. A dish that leaves you craving more envy. Lemon zest pasta is envy. Nobody envies your spaghetti.

[Ben]

No one's envying the pasta. You learned about from that lady from Phoenix a few charters ago. Okay.

[Daisy]

Yeah.

[Ben]

She's like, anchovy pasta. Anchovy and lemon pasta. Okay. This is not to just work harder. He just had a menu, and he just applied all this stuff. So then the big issue is that he. So Ben is making this pizza, and he's decided that he's going to plate it on a cake stand. And Ellie cannot understand why. This is the thing that breaks Ellie.

[Ellie]

She's like, but why. Why are you putting. Why are you putting pizza on cake stand? Cake stand is reserved for romantic gestures, like lemon meringue cheesecake first.

[Ben]

Wow.

[Daisy]

What's the difference between a plate and a cake stand?

[Ellie]

Because the cake stand is up.

[Ben]

He's like, Please just stop it. Stop it.

[Ellie]

Okay, what is difference between mouse and dog?

[Ben]

Well, dog has short tail, mouse has long. I don't know.

[Ellie]

Stop asking me these questions. I'm the one who needs cake off can. Neither one would eat sandwich. Okay, stop. Come on. What is different between plague and cake? You can put a vegetable on both and sell it for milk.

[Ben]

I don't know what you're trying to say here.

[Daisy]

It's a really nice display. All right, Just stop it. Stop it. All right? Everyone's gonna say, isn't that wonderful? It's on a cake stand. And then they might forgive us for all of our tribulations. All right? That's why I'm doing it. I just want service. Ali, please. Gobstop a giblets.

[Ben]

Come on. It reminds me of. Remember in Dumb and Dumber when they. They pick up that guy on this on the side of the road and he's. Oh, no. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. Something about Mary and Ben Stiller's talking to the guy and there's, like, chatting and Benzler makes a joke about, like, well, instead of seven minute abs, we'll call it six minute abs or something like that. And the guy's like, what? It's like six minutes, you know, because the joke is seven. He's like, no, but it's six. It's seven minutes app.

[Daisy]

No, no, I. I know.

[Ben]

That was a joke. You can't have six minute abs. There's no such thing as six minute abs. It's seven half. That's like Kelly, Ellie with this cake stand. She's like, what?

[Ellie]

Why are you putting pizza on a cake stand?

[Ben]

It's a stand.

[Ellie]

It's a stand for cake, not for pizza. How could you do this? I don't understand what you're doing. He's like, stop it.

[Ben]

Stop it.

[Daisy]

I'm doing it on a stand, God damn it.

[Ellie]

I don't understand it. I have one more sentence, too. I cannot allow this.

[Ben]

Or as Gayle calls it, her foot rest. Sorry. I'm back, everyone. Cake stands.

[Daisy]

Actually, as Gayle calls it, she never gets there because she only stands once,

[Ben]

whereas Gail calls it afternoon snack stand.

[Daisy]

Whereas Gail calls that. It's a cake, I'm sitting down.

[Ben]

Or as Gail calls it, the hat she wore to the Demolition Derby. She thought. She thought. She's going to the Kentucky Derby. Poor thing. Bless her heart.

[Daisy]

So Ben's all upset. What's funny about this to me is it just looks like you didn't have a pizza stand because a cake stand stand is Very close to just a regular pizza stand.

[Ben]

But there are cake stand looks a little nicer because it's like white porcelain or something or.

[Daisy]

Or like. Yeah, but I mean, it still looks like, oh, we just didn't have a pizza stand, so we brought us cake stand. Deal with it.

[Ben]

But do we really think anyone on this charter is going to clock the cake stand except for grocery store lady?

[Daisy]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Ben]

Greed, greed, greed. Paula's gonna clock Paula. You think Paula's gonna really check it out? Like. Oh, shut up, Paula.

[Daisy]

Shut up, Paula. You had your. You had your grocery store cakes moment. Pa.

[Ben]

Appreciate your. Your cake that you got that was handmade, by the way. Paul.

[Ellie]

I swear it was not handmade.

[Ben]

Shut up, Paula.

[Daisy]

So Ellie's like, well, Ben, I have

[Ellie]

come a long way. So when Ben gets in one of his moods, all I do is wipe my weave all over all of the food.

[Daisy]

How they not had Ellie putting her hair back yet.

[Ben]

I was thinking the same thing this entire episode.

[Daisy]

That is a long, long piece of plastic hanging off of your head. I mean, that thing is.

[Ben]

I mean, she has it in a ponytail, which is good, but like, there's still strands. And I just.

[Daisy]

I'm like, she does, but some days it's kind of back, but it's like all the way down.

[Ben]

Are we not allowed to do hair nets on a. In a luxury yacht? I feel like you should. There should be a hair. By the way, I also want to say just. We were talking about chefs. You know what Chef I would love, love, love for them to bring back would be the chef from below deck adventure. She was.

[Daisy]

Oh, yeah, she was so.

[Ben]

She was very dramatic. She was like, I have cooked you the seven deadly sins. I put my soul into it. And now I shall retire to a bath. And if I happen to die there, then it was all worth it. Goodbye.

[Daisy]

I've been denied a crunchy peanut butter serving, and I must take a rest. Please, I'm going on leave. I love her.

[Ben]

She was great. Yeah, that's a great season.

[Daisy]

That was just such a great season of doubt, people. And it was, like, really cold. Like, that was the whole vibe of the season. It was like a winter one. And everybody was just, like, depressed.

[Ben]

And as before, we knew that Faye was racist.

[Daisy]

That makes me sad face racist.

[Ben]

She also posts a lot of this, like, Islamophobic. Yeah, it's a real bummer. It's a real bummer.

[Daisy]

It's a bummer.

[Ben]

Yeah. It's like she's just like Nathan and it's all the Same that Nathan and this guy Eddie posts on their Instagram. It's all like that same, like stuff,

[Daisy]

but I didn't know it was that.

[Ben]

Yeah, it was really bad as, like, like, really, truly breaks my heart because she's one of my favorite Chief Sues.

[Daisy]

Well, she just died in my mind, so. And Ben is like, oh, God, I'm really stressed out now.

[Ellie]

She's like, focus on what you can control because you cannot spiral now.

[Daisy]

And I like that. Ellie tells herself, I have learned to

[Ellie]

only focus on things I can control, which is everybody, time to merge genetics.

[Daisy]

And she goes, that is a big

[Ellie]

sign of personal growth.

[Daisy]

No, I'm like, no, you can't just go on chat GPT and ask what personal growth is and just give us the answer. You've been on the same boat. Don't act like you went to therapy.

[Ben]

Chatgpt. Did she really show personal growth? I am so sorry. I actually totally got that wrong. She did not.

[Daisy]

Thank you so much for correcting me playing the song. Personal growth.

[Ben]

Not it, Sue. So then we are in Jenna and Betool's cabin, and Jenna's like, I don't know what you're saying. What's your next destination?

[Ellie]

I need to find a job.

[Daisy]

What is the last sin? Bad diction. So she serves. Let me see what she serves. Lamb chops. Rich pesto cream with a delicate yet excessive walnut crumble. A dish that takes without hesitation. Greed.

[Ben]

No, no, that's. No, no, that's nothing about lamb chops. And rich pesto cream says, this is greed.

[Daisy]

You need to wrap that in that gold.

[Ben]

Edible gold, or what the green. Actually, that's smart. Adding a green element. You should have a green, right? Greedy. Green.

[Daisy]

Oh, green, green, green.

[Ben]

You like? It's money, but still.

[Daisy]

Still.

[Ben]

I mean, we could do better. Okay. It's the next morning. It's next morning. We're in the galley, and Ellie and Ben are happy that they've made it, and they're gonna prepare breakfast, and they're serving pancakes, and everyone's happy. And then Jason's like, all right, Joao, come on in. All right, for this final doctor, you get to sit on daddy's lap, and you can drive the boat. Are you excited?

[Daisy]

So, yeah. That's what they do, right?

[Ben]

Yeah. Jason's like. He's like, I'm letting Joel dock the boat because he's earned it. He's a captain. He's got the certification for this. It's an opportunity for him to get behind the wheel and understand the characteristics of this boat.

[Daisy]

You don't mind that I do this. I'm gonna supervise you while wearing a kimono. It's all right with you, isn't it?

[Ben]

I'm still trying to get to the bottom of that situation.

[Daisy]

I hope you don't mind that while you dock the boat, my nutsack is going to be hanging a little bit below my hemline. All right, let's get.

[Ben]

Guess what? This just in my nut sack has just docked on your leg.

[Daisy]

You're like a father to me. All right, that was disturbing. So that goes fine. And Patrick loves his eggs today. He's like, these eggs, they're phenomenal. Ben deserves a hug.

[Ben]

You know what? It's great. And. And they're writing out their guest comment cards, and one of the guests. One of the guests was like, honestly, the comment card needs to be bigger. Shut up, Paula. Yeah, Paula, we already know what you're just gonna say. Grocery store cake. We don hear it. We've had enough out of you.

[Daisy]

We've had enough out of you, Greed. You bigger card.

[Ben]

Paula, you should just be so happy you came along on this, okay? Because guess what? Tomorrow it's back to working at the desk at bank of America. So shut up.

[Daisy]

Hey, Paula, you know what you need? A bigger card. You know what we need from you? A small amount.

[Ellie]

Paula.

[Daisy]

Right?

[Ben]

Hey, Paula, enjoy parking in your Toyota Camry tomorrow.

[Daisy]

So now Daisy and Jason are on the bridge, and she's like, I just want to run something by you. I'd love to give Johnna back her stripe. I would hire again. I'd work with her again. I'd happily have her as my second star. Like, well, if you think the lesson's been taught, I'm more than happy to go with your decision. But, you know, when one woman owns the stripes, we've got to take them off another. So get me a woman up here to strip of her stripes.

[Ben]

All right, I'll lose my stripes. So then Daisy, like, has Jenna sit this.

[Daisy]

And this is cool too, of Daisy, because you know that there's part of Daisy that's like, fuck Ellie with this too. You know, she's going to be like, I'm going to re promote somebody and then also work for Ellie not to get her.

[Ben]

Yes. Ellie is not going to get that spot on the line.

[Daisy]

Yes.

[Ben]

So Daisy's like, all right, step into my office. Jenna, your stripes, I want to give them back to you officially. I think you deserve them because you learn from your mistakes, as evidenced by really nothing. But we just can't have Ellie standing in Front of you.

[Daisy]

You haven't yelled at somebody for two days. So congratulations. You've earned it.

[Ben]

The way you didn't. The way that you didn't bring that bagel up to the guests. Magnificent. Hurry your stripes back.

[Ellie]

Second says Modern Death Star. It shows. Admit it. I'm proving to myself that I could do it.

[Ben]

So now everyone lines up for guest departures and everything. And then Ben's like, oh, look at you, poodle possum. Pucker face.

[Daisy]

I wish she had just come and pushed Ellie out of the way. Stand next to Ben.

[Ben]

Yeah. The guests walk off. Brandon's like, oh, my God, it's so good to see you again. Thank you for everything. And Carmen's like, you know what? We've been through different charters, and you guys, you know, we pay attention to everything. And honestly have to say, you guys were my best charter ever.

[Daisy]

Wish we could say the same to you. Gaming.

[Ben]

All right.

[Daisy]

Brandon's like, you guys outdid yourself. That was crazy. So they cheers and leave and stuff. And this. This guy gives them 34. $500.

[Ben]

That was. That's actually a very hard tip. That was good. That was really nice of them to do that. They cheer, and they've made $335,000.

[Daisy]

I guess you can save your money when all you eat is chicken nuggets.

[Ben]

Yeah, exactly. So they cheer, they're happy. And Barbie's like, this is like the best way to end the season. And I came here this season to listen to authority, and I just kept my head down, and I did not let my ego get in the way. And I'm so proud of myself. And Barbie, you've been here for four days.

[Daisy]

I know Barbie.

[Ben]

72 hours.

[Daisy]

I did it.

[Ben]

I've, like, grown so much. Like, I've learned how to listen to authority after four days. So, like, I'm fixed.

[Daisy]

That's funny. And Jason doesn't give the helmet to anybody because no one wears it anyway, let's face it. So he decides he'll wear it for wearing the Speedo to get a tip.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ellie]

Here comes one right now.

[Ben]

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[Daisy]

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[Ben]

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[Daisy]

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[Ben]

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[Daisy]

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[Ben]

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[Ben]

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[Daisy]

So now everybody's getting ready to go out, and they're all, you know, this is the part they start to tell each other they love each other and they're like family and they're gonna really miss each other. That's what everybody said to me at Applebee's. And guess who I speak to from Applebee's? Not a one.

[Ben]

Not a one of those.

[Daisy]

No.

[Ben]

Nope. And then now Joao's giving Daisy a back massage, and she's like, I'm not used to dating guys. They're so nice to me. And now that the season's over, it feels like I can invest more energy into him. Please don't.

[Daisy]

Yeah, don't do that.

[Ben]

Please don't. Please don't.

[Daisy]

So now everybody goes to drinks, and Ben tells Alicia that she has a good heart and a good soul. Lipstick's a little wonky, but that they can always get worked on.

[Ben]

You know, you burned a couple of muffins, whatever. Forgot to put the sugar in the cheesecake. That's fine. You lit the the sink on fire. That happens once in a While you put the fish in the garbage, then served it anyway. You know, these things happen.

[Daisy]

Well, listen, you're. You're consistently terrible, and consistency is important in this business, so good for you, toots.

[Ben]

It was a good season, Haley. Even with all the conflict and drama, it's strong yachts team. And I honestly think egos are part of the problem, you know, myself included. But, you know, we're. We're so strong, and, like, the fight, it was, who's the strongest? But, like, we're all one team, guys. But as we all know, I'm the best part of the team. Am I right?

[Daisy]

And Batul is like, ding, meow, meow, meow, meow. Can I say something? For many years, I was manipulated by my parents, and I want to say thank you, Jason. Oh, so sweet. I mean, I've been years manipulated by my parents for years, too. I mean, isn't that being a parent? If you're not manipulating your children, you are not raising your children.

[Ben]

Patul's the only one who's actually, like, actively working through some sort of childhood trauma on this show. They're like, great. We'll just, like, check in with her in three weeks.

[Daisy]

I know. Can we get back to the guy who's really upset that his wiener wasn't as big as everybody else's in the. In the locker room?

[Ben]

Wait a second. Is Betul having an existential crisis? She's realizing that her entire, like, upbringing was actually built off of antiquated views of how women should be. Okay, how about instead of that, why don't we focus on the chef pulling the linens off of bed?

[Daisy]

Yeah. Yeah. So it's sweet. And she thanks Jason for being so supportive. And they all cheers to Betul, as do we, because she's the best. So then Alicia pulls Daisy and Jenna aside to chat, and she's like, can I just a bit. You know, I just want to hold my hands up. You know, in the past, I haven't always been the best you, Jenna, but I love you, Jenna, and we're like sisters, and I could work with you a million times, blah, blah, blah. And Alicia only says shit like this or angry when she's drunk. I kind of love a drunk Alicia at this point, but Jenna's like, yeah,

[Ellie]

but when you have a positive energy.

[Ben]

So then Alicia says, one of my favorite artists said that you can grow flowers where dirt used to be, and a flower be a flower. Just give myself time to grow. Well, also weeds. Okay, so true.

[Daisy]

And also, you have to leave the dirt there. For the flower to grow. Like, I don't want.

[Ben]

I was like, you know that the dirt stays.

[Daisy]

Yeah, the dirt is still there.

[Ben]

Not only is the dirt there, also poison oak, poison ivy, moss, fungus. Lots of things can grow, so you could be any of those things. So don't get too excited.

[Daisy]

So they all kiss, and now it's raining. So they go back to the boat, and everybody had, like, the best night they've ever had.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Daisy]

So the next day, it's just packing time.

[Ben]

It's packing.

[Daisy]

Let's get to this.

[Ben]

Well, I will say the one thing that did happen is that Jenna and Alicia reached an accord over the rainbow penis thing.

[Ellie]

And Jenna's like, we can compare, baby badass.

[Ben]

I was kind of upset. I was like, no, that is yours. And I've been. I've been stridently on your side about that stuff. That penis plushie and the fact that you're, like, down to co parenting with Alicia made me unhappy. Yeah. I went to bat for someone.

[Daisy]

Yeah. You're fighting for someone who just doesn't care.

[Ben]

Yeah. This. Yeah.

[Daisy]

Yeah. So now Ellie is counting her beans, and she got 17 beans.

[Ben]

Wow.

[Daisy]

And he's like, all right, you really are this Willy Wonka waddle.

[Ellie]

Okay, that's his 18.

[Daisy]

So he gives her 100 bucks.

[Ben]

Yeah. And then people just start leaving, and they. They kind of, like, all shove them off the boat all at once, which is kind of funny. And it just so of winds up with the heads of department left.

[Daisy]

And.

[Ben]

And then Joel's like, well, Daisy, I like your pajamas. I need to get a pair. These are not my pajamas. These are my very stylish clothes.

[Daisy]

Did Ben ever. Oh, so Ben basically gives Ellie the chef knife.

[Ben]

Oh, yeah.

[Daisy]

Because he doesn't give her the.

[Ben]

He's like, you don't get a promotion, but I would happily recommend you as a sous chef. And here is my rusty, dull knife. Enjoy.

[Daisy]

Listen, I'm not allowed to give you the position of sous chef. I will be, however, awarding you with the position as my girlfriend.

[Ellie]

Oh, hell no.

[Daisy]

Congratulations.

[Ben]

Please take this knife. And I have given you the gift of being forced to check your luggage. Enjoy.

[Daisy]

Listen, one thing. We do not need to be giving Ellie a knife.

[Ben]

No, we don't need.

[Daisy]

What are you thinking? I mean, he could have been in a lot of trouble had she used that thing.

[Ben]

I know. So they all go, and they say goodbye to Jason, the heads of department. And then Joao's like, you are like a father zim to me. A brother, a captain, a lover. Oh, did I Say the last part. You are an inspiration. You're the. You're the. You're the light in my life. You're the joy in my soul. You're the one. You're. You've always been the one. It's always been you. It's always been. All right, brother, I'm gonna need you to calm down there.

[Daisy]

I dim you. I dim you forever.

[Ben]

Captain Jason, I love you for the man you want to be and the man you already are.

[Ellie]

I love you, Jason.

[Ben]

I love you.

[Daisy]

Running thing here is. Joelle's like, wow, Daisy, I love your pajamas. This isn't my pajamas. This is my outfit. And then she goes up to Captain Jason's like, oh, love those pajamas.

[Ellie]

These are not my pajamas.

[Ben]

So then Jason's like, you know, I'm proud of this crew. Although it feels like good boy now. I think it's the beginning of some great friendships. What a season. Remember when the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City were on here A. And then we just hear Meredith, go, go. I've had enough of your nonsense.

[Ellie]

Nonsense.

[Daisy]

But when they showed that clip of the Housewives of Salt Lake City, I was like, this show. That was the best. Yeah, that was so great.

[Ben]

It feels like it was so long ago.

[Daisy]

I hope if they do that again, they do it when it's later in the season. So the staff is already having their drama, too. Yeah, because that was gold.

[Ben]

Well, it is the end of Below Duck down under, but there is one final thing we must do.

[Daisy]

Oh, yeah.

[Ben]

As it is, it will be the final time this season that we get to do it. It is, of course, Thomas.

[Daisy]

Fish Report. Fish Report season finale for the Fish Report.

[Ben]

Ronnie, you're gonna come sit over next? You want to come sit over next? Oh, no, sure.

[Daisy]

I could do that.

[Ben]

Come on, sit over now.

[Ellie]

Come on over.

[Ben]

Well, you won't be on camera, really, but that's okay. It's just about the fish right now. It's about the fish. Oh, actually, no, you can't. You have to go to the mic. Sorry. Oh, my God. No, no, no. You need to be on the mic. You need to be on the mic.

[Daisy]

Sorry.

[Ben]

We're very professional. We're very professional. You can see it.

[Daisy]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Look, I'm gonna make it big, okay? Wow. Oh, but if I make it big.

[Daisy]

Ever wanted.

[Ben]

Wait, no, here. I have to. I can make it big on this. Here's what we're talking about. Okay, Ready? Here comes the fish report. Oh, fun fonts, fun fonts. We're really doing it now. Okay. So let's look at this first fish.

[Daisy]

This fish report was. I mean, this fish segment was lit, right?

[Ben]

There were so many fish, I had to edit some out. Out. It was literally like a minute long.

[Daisy]

They put so many good fish so many times. Look at this fish.

[Ben]

Look at this fish. Look at that. That's a great fish, this fish. I think we saw the same fish last week just hanging out in the coral. And it's like, yep, I'm still resting here. I'm. I'm giving up the fish game. Decide I'm gonna work from home right now. So I'm no longer gonna go out into the sea.

[Daisy]

No. I feel like this fish is asked to work at home, but it's still, like, showing up, making too much effort, you know? It's like, shows up on Zoom wearing,

[Ben]

like, two lots of makeup. Yeah.

[Daisy]

Like, what are you doing?

[Ben]

We know you're wearing gym shorts.

[Daisy]

I see the pile of laundry behind you.

[Ben]

Why are.

[Daisy]

You know, they're in their underwear underneath all of that.

[Ben]

It's in a great mood, though. Look at that big smile. I love when a fish smiles. Yeah.

[Daisy]

Because it doesn't have to take the train every day. It's like, I'm fucking home.

[Ben]

It also feels like at the end of a Disney ride when things have been crazy and then all. Then, like, all the animatronics smile at you because it's the end of the ride. Like, come again?

[Daisy]

Yeah. It makes it through the entire. It makes it through the entire Zoom. It's like, I was the hottest person in that zone. And then it sees itself in the camera. It's like, oh, my God, I have avocado on my face.

[Ben]

I forgot to wipe down.

[Daisy]

God, they know I was just eating guacamole before this. Down.

[Ben]

Do you ever go to. You ever been on What's a Splash Mountain?

[Daisy]

Of course.

[Ben]

Frog's ass water type, you know, like, Splash Mountain's hilarious because it's like, oh, good. Like, oh, look at all these animals having a great time. Like, oh, no. Peter Rabbit's about to be murdered. Like, he's, like, tied up to a stump, and there's an ax there, and you think he's gonna be, like, destroyed. And then you splash down, and then you come down. All the animals are happy he escaped. And, like, this is like the fishes at the end of Splash Mountain. Like, look.

[Ellie]

Hi ho.

[Ben]

Hi ho. You made it to the end. Arrived. End of the season. Right now, here we have. We've been really enjoying the starfish this season, and last week, we noticed Some starfish that looked a bit like marshmallows with chocolate chips on them. And they're back from a different angle. This one. This one has, like, a little bit of Dorito. Like, it was. It was eating Doritos beforehand. It was like, I didn't eat any of the Doritos. Like, Cherise, we can see you did.

[Daisy]

Yeah. And what's really nice about this is you usually see a starfish and it's made friends with. With like, a fish, like a regular fish. And the fish is hanging around, and it's like, oh, it's like these poor people. You know, it's like the gay kid and the weird girl in school who become friends.

[Ben]

Martha Plumpton.

[Daisy]

Yeah, Martha. Dump truck. And they're like, only have each other and. And school lunch and stuff. But look, starfish just move so slowly. But now you see that the starfish is actually about to fall in love.

[Ben]

Yeah. This. There's about to be a starship.

[Daisy]

And then look what happens. They dump the gay friend.

[Ben]

Yeah, exactly. Gay friend is done. They're like, wait a second. It's another chocolate chip star starfish.

[Daisy]

Yeah. I'm out of here. And the gay guy is like, why don't you ever call me back, Martha? Why don't. What happened, Martha? And it's like, I've just been really busy. It's like inching closer and closer.

[Ben]

This is like the Cyndi Lauper of starfish. Yeah.

[Ellie]

I woke up.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Ellie]

I got psoriasis. Here's to all the people out there with sore eyes. I'm Cyndi Lauper, and I got psoriasis stuff. I just want to have fun.

[Ben]

Here is a fish. This one. This fish has been through it. This fish is like, I've seen some things. Look how weathered it is. It's like, oh, it's rough out there.

[Daisy]

This fish bought a facial mask from China off Amazon or something. And now look what happened. Yeah. Oh, my God. Why wasn't this in the reveals? How long am I gonna look like this?

[Ben]

I'm only 32, but, gosh, I look like I'm 48. Wow.

[Daisy]

You think you're gonna look younger, and you wake up, you're 40. Face is all cresting off. Like, what the hell?

[Ben]

I was up until 6am Working on the quarterly report, and I am exhausted.

[Daisy]

I have the Cable Ace awards this week. Oh, my God.

[Ben]

It's scratching its back on the corals. Like, oh, that feels good. After a long night of work, I am just tired. I am malnourished. All I had today to eat was a shitty sandwich from Gregory's coffee.

[Daisy]

It's trying to itch its own face off because it hurts after that mask.

[Ben]

Yeah. This poor fish has really gone through it.

[Ellie]

It.

[Daisy]

Yeah. Moisturize.

[Ben]

Guys. This is a shark being obscured by Joao saying, my cuddles will make you sleep better.

[Daisy]

But isn't that funny that they put that over a shark?

[Ben]

Yes, that was intentional.

[Daisy]

Liar. I love that.

[Ben]

Yeah. It's our. So this is. I put this in because this is one of our favorites of the season. The shark that's been lying on the floor. We've been seeing the shark all season long. It's just as long this time. It looks like it's on a pile of cauliflower, quite frankly.

[Daisy]

I just saw in one of the musicals I saw. I'm going to musicals every day, and one of them I just saw. Saw someone was like, with sharks, we never stop swimming. I was like, oh, someone doesn't watch below deck.

[Ben]

I know. That's. That's the truth of it right here.

[Daisy]

Lazy shark, sir.

[Ben]

Oh, here's one of our favorites is this flashy anemone. And look at this. This fish on the. Over here on the side is like, I want to be in the shot. Look, I'll get the controls out of there. God, I wish Apple would let us take the controls off the QuickTime. Who wants to watch a video with your controls embedded on top of it? Make it a separate thing already. Okay.

[Ellie]

Okay.

[Daisy]

That's a really pretty fish. And it's probably like, I'm always dressed up and nobody ever pays attention to me. Is because you're always standing behind really beautiful walls as well. You need to be, like, against a plane.

[Ben]

Be a contrast, like. Yeah, like the camouflage, I guess it's keeping you alive, but also it means that we don't see you and the effort you're putting into your look, you know?

[Daisy]

Yeah. Just look at the other fish. We notice the other fish because it's against a black background. You know, it's like, I'm not going to stand in front of all that color. Color.

[Ben]

Oh, you were talking about. This one was the one that we don't notice. Yeah, I was feeling like I don't notice this one. I feel like I'm. I see this one.

[Daisy]

It does look like. It does look like a part of it.

[Ben]

Is this a fish here, too? It looks scaly. Or is that just the side of the coral? I'm not sure. I'm gonna go forward. Okay. Classic. Another big star of the season is this. This Is the lionfish. I believe this is whatever. I always confuse lionfish and zebrafish. You would think it's a zebra fish, but it might. Oh, no, I think this is a zebrafish. Big star. Just wanted to give it a moment in the sun because, like, can we

[Daisy]

just go to lunch without you having to dress like this every time?

[Ben]

Every time.

[Daisy]

I get that you need the attention, but, babe, we're. It's. We're at Tender Greens.

[Ben]

It's always. And you're always like 35 minutes late because you're trying to put on this. It's like, we get it, we get it. I'm trying out for RuPaul.

[Daisy]

They think everybody's recognizing them. Like, the waiter comes or. Can I. Would you guys like any appetizers? Well, you're welcome. How long have you been watching the show? They don't recognize you. They're here to take your order.

[Ben]

Yeah. One of my favorites is the next one of the season. Look at some more eel. And that one is a grumpy more. This one was. I'll go back.

[Daisy]

So, yeah, this one is, I think, adorable because it's finally, like, I've been filmed all season and now look, it's a diva. It's like giving its 80s sitcom smile. It's like. And now it's even more

[Ben]

featuring Moire the eel. Yeah.

[Daisy]

It's finally a star. It understands it's not awkward anymore. It's not trying to hide from the camera. It's just like, oh, you're back.

[Ben]

Back. By the way, I do not want to get bitten by this thing. Look at those teeth. Jeez.

[Daisy]

I don't want to get bitten by anything.

[Ben]

That's true.

[Daisy]

Generally speaking, that is pretty cute.

[Ben]

It is kind of. It's like, hello. It's kind of like some would see that this as being evil and scary, but we just see it as Amora eel just finally embracing its moment in this. In the spotlight, you know? Yeah, yeah, it's great. This one. I love this one. This fish is like a wise oracle that in the future, it's like, I've seen your quest go to the mountain.

[Daisy]

Yeah. I feel like this one on the Zoom meeting is the one that doesn't know how to use the zoom yet. Or it's like when you call your parents online and they have the phone down here. Mom, why do I need to look at your waddle through this entire phone call? Figure this out.

[Ben]

The fish is like, go to the mountain and receive your destiny. I'm sorry you don't have your Microphone on. Well, I don't know how to do Oracle things on zoom. You're literally using Oracle software. I. I don't even know what that means. Just let me be mystic. Yeah, I love that one. Look at that. This fish I thought was funny because it's like, oh, gosh, we were gonna get to that one. This. So this fish is funny because it's sort of, like, going in all different directions. It's. It feels like it wasn't ready to be on camera. It's like, should I swim to the left or to the right? Which way? Which? This way? This way? Do you want to go to the right? Oh, my God, there's a camera over there. Wait, am I going backwards? It's actually going backwards. It's actually. It's actually backing into its parking spot. And then it's like, no, I'm gonna go to the right instead. It's just very indecisive.

[Daisy]

I'm wearing vertical stripes. Do these make me look thinner? Like, you're literally a piece of paper.

[Ben]

Okay, I know.

[Daisy]

You couldn't be thinner. Could we stop. Could we stop worrying about this so much? Like, let's focus on your personality.

[Ben]

She probably has just the worst banter, too. You just tell, oh, my God, I went to Nordstrom Racks. And, like. It's not called racks. No. Well, You're like. You already know. You're like, this person's not gonna have anything interesting to say about Nordstrom.

[Daisy]

It's like your friend who's always messing up their makeup, but, you know, they stare in the mirror all day. It's like you put your eyeliner in the middle of your eye. It's like crossing your entire eye. Girl, are you doing this in the car again?

[Ben]

I like that show with the. What's it called? So Sophia Vergara is on it. America's Got. First of all, I don't like that you misspelled. You didn't say your name right. And second of all, you watch America's Got Talent. Oh, it's very good. They've got jugglers. I like it. I think it's fun.

[Daisy]

Americans have Got Talent. It's not what it's called.

[Ben]

It's going into its 20th year. I think it's like, okay, you know, I don't want to talk to you anymore. Look, there goes now this one.

[Daisy]

Now this fish. Yes, this. This angry fish.

[Ben]

This is surprising.

[Daisy]

Ass fish.

[Ben]

This is surprising because the. This fish has been cute all season long. Like, every time we've cut to this fish all season long, it's had the cutest face on it. Like, adorable cute.

[Daisy]

Oh, that's the same cute lipped fish.

[Ben]

It's the one that's always cute and smiling and adorable all season long. And then all of a sudden, for the season finale, it's like, it's in a mood.

[Daisy]

Yeah, look at it. Figured out how much Bravo pays its talent. It got his first paycheck in the mail. It's like, excuse me.

[Ben]

Yeah, and its friend is upset too. I think the friend is a bad influence. The friend is like, I told you, they're not paying you. They're not compensating you for being on camera.

[Daisy]

They said I could do this for exposure. I get a bigger Instagram. I've got three new followers.

[Ben]

And I mean, they said, okay, meet. Meet on the sea floor at 3pm and you'll get your big moment in some. Well, guess what? Look who else is here. All these goldfish. I'm not here to share the screen. This is my moment.

[Daisy]

You know, I'm an influencer now. You know what? I got an influencer gig for fishing hooks. What the. No one's gonna buy fishing hooks from a fish.

[Ben]

I've already lost so many followers. They said, you can't do that. You can't. That's unethical. But now, now what do I do? I already signed the contract. I'm mad bad. This is. I've never seen the fish so angry. It's really scowling.

[Daisy]

It also has human eyes. Don't you think? I just like a human eye expression.

[Ben]

I just feel like seeing how adorable this fish has been all season and how it smiled at us so warmly to see this true side of it. This is.

[Daisy]

You know what? It's so nice to have guests, but it's so nice when they leave and we're just not leaving. This camera has been down there all season. It's like, get out of here. Here.

[Ben]

I kind of feel like it's the Danny Buco of fish. Like, we now see the real. We see the real fish. We see. Oh, what?

[Daisy]

So now I can't drink?

[Ben]

Okay, though this. Okay, this one is notable mainly for the turtle because first of all, the turtle has some stuff on its back. I don't know what's going. I don't know what's riding on the turtle, but look, this turtle. One would think this turtle is trying to get out of the way of the shark because the turtle's like, oh, I'm about to be eaten.

[Daisy]

Turtle is like, I'm going to turn myself into Just a stop. Stop sign. It doesn't want to get eaten. And so, like, isn't this.

[Ben]

Yeah, this one does some matrix.

[Daisy]

Watch. Yeah, it's like. Yeah, it's like, what? I'm not even a turtle. Not even a turtle.

[Ben]

Yeah. This is some stunts.

[Daisy]

I'm just a stop sign. Let's keep. Keep on going.

[Ben]

The turtle clearly practices with the shark. It's like, okay, now remember, when you get to me, when you get to that piece of coral, I'm gonna flip. Okay? And three, two, one.

[Daisy]

Yeah, you're right. This is kind of some choreography.

[Ben]

The sharks are gonna look great. It'll look like I'm trying to attack you, and then everyone's gonna be so embarrassing us. Like. Yeah, okay, let me do it again. Okay. You were a little late on that entrance. Can we take it from the top?

[Daisy]

They're like, they're trying to high five each other. He's coming in for the high five. And he's doing the.

[Ben]

Hey, shark.

[Daisy]

Got you.

[Ben]

Hey, shark. High five.

[Daisy]

High five.

[Ben]

Hang low.

[Daisy]

High five.

[Ben]

Flipper high five. You just got sea turtle and you can't do anything about it, cuz I'm endangered,

[Ellie]

so.

[Ben]

Okay, now this fish is just, like, lost, sad. I felt bad for this fish. I felt like I needed to have, like, a moment because, like, it's clearly out at night. Like, everyone went. Everyone's like, home and asleep. And this fish is gonna get eaten.

[Daisy]

Yeah, it's. And it deserves it.

[Ben]

You know, it's a kid in the

[Daisy]

curfew for a reason.

[Ben]

Yeah. It's the kid in the beginning of Stranger Things who gets taken into the underground or the under upside down. It's like, well, you shouldn't have gone home late from Dungeons and Dragons, fish.

[Daisy]

This scene is like, but I'm gay and I have a superpower. My superpower is being gay. Also, I will eat chicken nuggets from now on.

[Ben]

Yeah. Guess what? You're also about to be eaten. And then. Beautiful jellyfish. By the way, there's a million sea turtles. I had to cut out a bunch of them, quite frankly, because they're just too many. But here's one. It has a little friend. It's like, I'll be a new starfish.

[Daisy]

Yeah. Hey, guess what? I got ditched by a woman. That would be great to know. Another gay. Are you gay? I'm just assuming so. Because your shell is amazing. Yeah, I'm just kind of a dorky girl guys won't talk to. Well, I guess I'll try this again.

[Ben]

And these fish are just. They're just so. They're just in a rush, and I don't think they even know where they have to go. They're just like, we gotta get there. We gotta get there. We gotta get there. And then I. I did this one in here just for you, Ronnie, because I know you love this. This underground situation. I don't know, underwater situation. I don't know what this is. Coral or plant life, whatever. But I just wanted to give you one last one for this.

[Daisy]

It looks like me before I found that ear waxing kit on Amazon.

[Ben]

And another nice one. Okay. This one I liked because that shark reminds me of me where I'm like. Where I'm like, well, I don't have to take this lane to get onto the highway. This lane's open over here. I'm just gonna take this lane. I take the open lane, and then I get there. I'm like, oh, there was no entrance to the highway from this lane. Now I see why everyone got in that other lane, because all the other fish are going in one direction. The shark is like, I know. I don't know where you guys are going,

[Daisy]

but.

[Ben]

And then our pencil fish. And that.

[Daisy]

That's a cute one. Yeah, they got. They got a lot of cute facials. They got everybody smiling today except that,

[Ben]

you know, except the puffer fish. Maybe that's why the puffer fish was mad.

[Daisy]

Yeah, everyone else is smiling. Look at this one's, like, finale.

[Ellie]

Finale.

[Ben]

And you know what I love? I hope it's coming up next is the.

[Daisy]

This.

[Ben]

Oh, God, I love that. There's been a lot of race stuff.

[Daisy]

Yeah.

[Ben]

But this Ray charging at us like, now, you go home. You go home. I say, get off my lawn.

[Daisy]

Yeah, that's suiting is over on this street. And everybody's like, okay, guys, this is fun.

[Ben]

Pack it up like you said. Okay, we're gonna call the police now. Okay? You're in overtime. I'm telling the union leader. I'm telling SAG aftra.

[Daisy]

It's like the last round of drinks at the Mexican food place. Like, the fastest flamenco you've ever seen.

[Ben]

And of course, we just have to

[Daisy]

end with Captain Jason's basic fish that are just going down the toilet. I mean, at the end of the show, he looks at the fish and he's like, all right, guys, see you later. You next time. Like, what the.

[Ellie]

Who's scared of us?

[Ben]

Going to feed us.

[Ellie]

We just want to be back in the big ocean.

[Daisy]

Why? There's always new fish. You're just Props, guys. You're all going down the toilet.

[Ben]

Yeah. Enjoy your foe shipwreck that you get to swim around. Not even a real shipwreck, you stupid fish. He's like, bye. And then we're like, bye.

[Daisy]

Fish report. This has been the final fish report. All right, everybody, thank you so much for being with us all season. It's been been a stellar season of this show for sure. Next weekend we'll be back with the queen of Hugs, Captain Sandy for Below Deck Mediterranean.

[Ben]

That's right.

[Daisy]

Bye.

[Ben]

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