#3421 RHORI S1E13 Part One: Slam, Bam Reunion Ma’am

Summary

Watch What Crappens | RHORI S1E13 Part One: Slam, Bam Reunion Ma’am

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Episode: #3421 (June 22, 2026)

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Episode Overview

Ben and Ronnie dive into the much-anticipated first ever Real Housewives of Rhode Island reunion (Part One), delivering their unique blend of sharp humor, Bravo expertise, and affectionate mockery. This episode covers the first half of the reunion, highlighting the hilariously petty and often absurd dynamics among the Housewives, especially focusing on Liz’s "scary" persona, Rula’s attempt at a comeback, classic beefs, and the escalating chaos over rumors, receipts, and plastic surgery reveals.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Liz: The Scary Yet Lovable Central Figure

• Both Ben and Ronnie highlight Liz’s unique energy: intimidating yet oddly warm, reminiscent of other iconic Housewives like Dorinda.
  • Ronnie (04:05): “I love Liz. I think she's so funny. I love that she's completely—I don't even know, like, is it drugs, alcohol? Just general looney tunedness. I don't know what it is, but I think it's hilarious.”
  • Ben (04:30): “She seems very mean and scary. But also full of love. It's weird... That Dorinda effect—maternal sweetness but can be very, very scary.”
• The hosts note Liz’s confusion about being called scary, pointing out her tendency to ridicule others with a smile, which only fuels her intimidating reputation.

2. Rula’s Desperate Attempt for Reunion Redemption

• Rula, after “phoning it in” all season, tries hard at the reunion to secure a second season. But her efforts, particularly going after Joellen, backfire.
  • Ben (06:08): “She was going hardcore, trying so hard, but she's not very good. She kept on trying to go for Joelle, and I'm like, really? You're just never going to win Joellen.”
• The classic Housewife "reunion battler" trope is embraced, but Rula ultimately gets outmaneuvered, especially by Joellen.

3. Joellen: Master of "Who, Me?" Innocence

• Joellen’s alternating between innocent wide-eyed confusion and explosive confrontation is a major topic.
  • Ronnie (07:11): “My favorite thing about Joellen...her big, innocent act...she literally will be like, what, me? And then be yelling at you and then immediately be like, what, me? How could you?”
• The hosts compare her to classic "camp" Housewives like Leanne Locken, appreciating her readiness for Bravo-level drama.

4. Petty Fights: Social Media Posts, Nose Jobs, and "Slam Pig" Accusations

• Kelsey and Rosie’s feud over social media posting etiquette is dissected, with the hosts mocking the inherently trivial nature of the argument.
  • Ronnie (26:43): “That's a lot of damn money. It's like, this is a business. You want me to post and then you charge me at the same time. No, that's not how that works.”
  • Ben (27:24): “It's so stupid...The crux of her whole thing is like, well...you were posting about Pizza Mama all the time. It's like, because she likes the pizza!”
• Rula’s new nose sparks discussion about plastic surgery expectations on Housewives.
  • Ronnie (11:02): “I'm a big fan of the plastic surgery stuff. You know, I'm going to go get a waddle removal myself...But as a Lebanese, I'm like, oh, not the nose. Not the nose.”
• The phrase “slam pig” causes extended, hilarious confusion and mock-offense.
  • Rosie (29:23): “I learned it from one of Alicia's friends. Sorry, Alicia's like, you're not a slapic, by the way. But...I love that word. I love it. Love a slam pig.”

5. Reunion Set Gimmicks & Bravo Tropes

• The set design, including a pond the Housewives must cross, is lampooned, with Ben and Ronnie predicting Bravo production’s hope for an on-camera dunk.
  • Ben (13:30): “Are they hoping that someday someone falls into one of these water features on the reunion?”

6. “Receipts,” Rumors, & Accusations

• Multiple allegations about personal lives, cheating rumors, and police reports surface, with Housewives claiming to have evidence but rarely producing anything concrete.
  • Joellen (42:52): Claims she’s spoken to police officers about supposed scandals, but no one has actual paperwork.
• Discussion of Liz and Jerry’s relationship, accusations of infidelity, and who told whom what, lead to a classic reunion shouting match.
  • Liz (50:14): “Articulate the chat where I shared with you any kind of infidelity. Did you openly share any infidelity with me? That's what I want to know.”
• Rula’s statements, often laced with weird metaphors about cats and mice, escalate the chaos.
  • Ben (54:03): “You're screaming like a nut right now. Which, by the way, Rula is not screaming. And it's so funny that Liz and Joellen are both like, why are you screaming? Oh, my God, she's so aggressive. I'm terrified of her right now.”

7. Housewife Self-Awareness & Bravolebrity Culture

• The hosts mock how the Housewives are already monetizing their catchphrases (e.g., Rosie's "Slam Pig Summer Tour"), reminiscent of Dorinda Medley’s mug trademarking.
  • Ben (44:35): “This feels like the most successful Bravo DJ crossover poster we've seen. Because calling something a Slam Pig Summer Tour...this will get the biggest gay following of all time.”
• References to previous Bravo shows (Salt Lake City, Dallas, etc.) highlight how quickly RHORI has jumped into the franchise’s pantheon of meme-worthy content.

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Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “I love Liz. I think she's so funny. I love that she's completely—I don't even know, like, is it drugs, alcohol? Just general looney tunedness. I don't know what it is, but I think it's hilarious.” – Ronnie (04:05)
• “She can go do both at once, which I think is what makes her so compelling and why she gets the first chair and why she commands a lot of our attention.” – Ben (04:30)
• “It's like Monsters, Inc. You know, they were, like, so paranoid about everybody thinking they were so scary. But what a cute movie. You know, I'd watch it again, just be. Be okay with being the monster under the bed.” – Ronnie (05:34)
• “Joellen, I feel like when she was in her, like, juvie camp, this is what they did. They had, like, Real Housewives reunions...because she was just like, I don't know. I felt like she just ate Rula up.” – Ben (06:08)
• **“You're a [bleep],” “Your husband's a [bleep]!” – Reunion showdown between Rula & Jo Ellen (09:30)
• “All the issues on the show are literally so stupid and so fun for me, except the husband cheating and all of that, but even that has become so silly...” – Ronnie (07:11)
• “There's never any accountability. I mean, God, just say you don't like me. Geez. Sorry for liking pizza without cheese on it and calling it a chip. Like, I mean, I love it. Sorry.” – Ronnie as Rosie (27:53)
• **“Am I a slam pig?” “I think you're a horrible person, but no.” – Kelsey & Rosie (30:26)
• “Well, because everything you do is mean. Like, it was so mean how you made fun of me calling you a slam pig.” – Rosie (@45:25, paraphrased)
• “You're screaming like a nut right now. Which, by the way, Rula is not screaming. And it's so funny that Liz and Joellen are both like, why are you screaming? Oh, my God, she's so aggressive. I'm terrified of her right now.” – Ben (54:03)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• 02:53: Episode proper starts — Ben and Ronnie greet each other and introduce the reunion.
• 04:00: Praise for Liz and her “scary” persona.
• 06:08: Rula tries to make her reunion mark and fails.
• 07:11: Joellen’s “innocent act” and why it works so well.
• 11:02: Plastic surgery/Nose job discourse.
• 19:29: Rula explains her rhinoplasty on air.
• 22:07: Liz and Alicia’s history — faux “I remember her birth” speech.
• 25:35: Social media posting feud — Kelsey vs Rosie over haircut and influencer drama.
• 29:23: The “slam pig” saga begins.
• 38:54: Cheating rumors, Reddit allegations, and police report drama between the cast.
• 44:35: Rosie’s “Slam Pig Summer Tour” promotion and Bravo cross-branding jokes.
• 50:14: Liz demands specifics about the cheating accusations.
• 54:03: Climax of the infidelity/cat-mouse metaphor meltdown.

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Final Thoughts

This episode exemplifies why Watch What Crappens is beloved by Bravo fans: hilarious, affectionate snark, encyclopedic Bravo knowledge, and a perfect balance of recapping and riffing. Liz’s wild energy, the show’s instantly iconic insults, and the hosts' own camaraderie make this recap just as much fun as the reunion itself.

To hear Part Two of this unmissable reunion breakdown, catch the next episode!

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Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben.

[B]

Hello, Ronnie. How are you?

[A]

Good. What's going on with you today, baby?

[B]

Not much, just, you know, I'm really excited to talk Rhode island today. What's going on with you?

[A]

It is the Rhode island first reunion ever, everybody. So welcome to that. Thanks for being here as usual. If you want this recap on video as well as all of our recaps on videos, you can find [e-mail] watch what crappens. You also get ad free listening bonus episodes, a newsletter discord server. So go over there and check that out. And thanks to everyone for being here. We're also doing an extra Amazon Live this Friday at 2pm Pacific Time for Amazon Prime Day where we will be shopping with you. Amazon prime day for deals. Okay, today, Real Housewives of Rhode Island 113 reunion part one.

[B]

Good one. What a good reunion that they, they put on for us, huh?

[A]

Yeah, it was really funny. I don't care what anybody says. I love Liz. I think she's so funny. I love that she's completely. I don't even know, like, is it drugs, alcohol? Just general looney tunedness. I don't know what it is, but I think it's hilarious. And I crack up the whole time. Her whole like leaning back in her seat just being like, oh, oh, you're so scary. You're so scary.

[B]

It's like, yes, she. I love Liz as a character on this show. I love the concept of her. I love what she's doing. I do think she seems like very mean and scary. I also feel like she's also full of love. It's weird. I think she has sort of like that Dorinda effect where Dorinda, I feel, is full of a lot of maternal sweetness and love. But she also can be very, very scary. And I think Liz is in that camp where she goes, she can go do both at once, which I think is what makes her so compelling and why she gets the first chair and why she commands a lot of our attention. But what's funny to me is how Liz is just deeply perplexed as to why people find her scary and people are intended by her and like, this is her biggest issue. But I'm like, just watch the show. Watch how you behave there and watch how you kind of like ridicule people when they're trying to express things to you. And you'll see how you. And you do it with a smile on, a big rictus on your face, and then you'll realize why people think you're scary. Yeah.

[A]

And, you know, like you said, it's her main issue because it's apparently happened her whole life, because she started off the season being like, everyone. Everyone thinks I'm scary, but I'm not. I'm just a big teddy bear. No, you're. You're. You know, you're. You're scary. And I think that it's okay, you know? It's okay. Yeah. It's like Monsters, Inc. You know, they were, like, so paranoid about everybody thinking they were so scary. But what a cute movie. You know, I'd watch it again, just be. Be okay with being the monster under the bed.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Rula also was. She was noteworthy in this episode because after basically phoning it in all season, she was like, I really got to step it up for the reunion. So she was going overboard trying to earn her second season. So she was. And, you know, she. She did it. I mean, I do think that if she has a second season, she'll be probably more active because she realized she was barely in the show, so she was going. She was going hardcore, trying so hard, but she's not very good. And she. She kept on trying to go for Joelle, and I'm like, really? You're just never going to win Jo Ellen Joelle. And this is like the forum that Joanne Joellen was built for. Like, she. I feel like when she was in her, like, juvie camp, this is what they did. They had, like, Real Housewives reunions. They just. They sat around all the kids, and they're like, okay, you're gonna have reunion now. They're like, again, like, yeah, you're doing it right now. Because she was just like, I don't know. I felt like she just ate Rula up. But. But I applaud Rula for. For realizing what she had to do and going after it.

[A]

Joellen is also very. Yeah. Like, she's been practicing for this for a long time, but she also does have a lot of awkward, you know, like, I'm yelling at you now because I'm out. She keeps doing this wide. My favorite thing about Joellen, I think, is her big, innocent act, which I think it's so funny how many people fall for this, that she literally will be like, what, me? What? And then be yelling at you and then immediately be like, what, me? How could you? You know, it's so funny and so it's so funny and so funny, and I have to say, like, all of these ladies, I actually really like all of them. I think they did a really good first season, and I think that they're great. I thought it was so funny. And even the ones I don't dis. You know, that I don't agree with or whatever on specific stupid little issues. All the issues on the show are literally so stupid and so fun for me, except the husband cheating and all of that. But even that has become so silly with, like,

[B]

almost.

[A]

Yeah. But getting all this footage of you and, like, where did this footage come from? Are we gonna find out in the second part? Because that's the question. I. Where's this footage coming from? Who's the person giving it to you? Why are you still friends with them? Is it you? Is it you? Are you going. And f. Are you. Because I think Jo Ellen's in the bushes taking pictures. Personally.

[B]

Yeah, I'm. Joellen is very active with all this stuff, for sure. But, yeah, I think it. Yeah, her innocent act is funny, but, you know, I love a real housewife that. That does the. Who me? Thing. I do think it's so hilarious. It's, like, very campy to me. Like, Leanne Lockin in her prime. This was, like, classic Leanne Lock in. And so she's not. I don't think that Joanne is as over the top as Leanne. Like, Leanne was. You know, like, she was. Oh. Like she was melodrama incarnate. Like, she was just so crazy. I mean, because she also had the carnival storyline and everything, but. But Joellen shows signs of that. Like, that ability to be.

[A]

Well, Liz also really.

[B]

I mean, killer.

[A]

I guess there's kind of a cross there because Liz has the. More, like, you want to bow at me? You know, she's got more of that attitude.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But Joellen was great. And honestly, I think that when Ruler.

[A]

As.

[B]

We'll get to this again later in the episode. But when Rula's. You're a. And when Joellen leans forward, goes your husband's a. I was like, okay, done. The reunion's over. Like, that was such a. It was such a great comeback. It was such a great way to turn that around on Rula and, like, the way she just like, like, elongated. That H sound. Yeah. Husband's a. I was like, oh, this is Joellen's. This Joel was built for this. Why did Rula ever think she was gonna get out of this with Joel? And it was just the funniest Mismatch. And. And it was great. But the whole thing is, the thing

[A]

about standing up for something no one's going to get behind. It's like your husband's clearly banging people. The season ended with your husband being arrested for putting a tracker in your car. And you're sitting here fighting to the

[B]

mat against somebody who doesn't like.

[A]

Like, who's calling your husband.

[B]

It's just weird.

[A]

It's weird.

[B]

Yeah.

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And funny.

[B]

Yeah. And funny. Yeah.

[A]

Really, really funny. So the big news is Ruler got a new nose. Which, you know, obviously I'm. Especially as I age, I'm a big fan of. Starting to be a big fan of the plastic surgery stuff. You know, I'm going to go get a waddle removal myself. So I'm not throwing stones, but as a lab, you know, as a Lebanese, I'm like, oh, not the nose. Not the. No, Like, F. Murray Abraham just can't show up with a button nose. You can't do that. You're F. Murray Abraham. But she did it, and I think she looks really pretty. And they're all, of course, commenting on it the whole time.

[B]

Yeah, I will say that she got a nose job. You know what's funny is that, you know who was a. You know who was in my. I was at Dartmouth reunion this weekend. And people may not know this, but a member of my fraternity back in, like, the 20s or 30s was Dr. Seuss. And for some reason, I was thinking about that. But anyway, rulers knows job. I'm happy for her.

[A]

She got it. So the housewives are all coming, doing, you know, their first arrival at a reunion. And Jo Ellen, of course, like, I come with receipts. I come with receipts. I want to see.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And whose phone are they from?

[B]

Wait, to be fair, this is the real houses of Rhode Island. And she literally probably just has receipts from the supermarket. She's like, I have my receipt. I got to return this. This. This package is damaged. I. I've got to bring it back after this reunion. So can we hurry this up, please? Thank you.

[A]

They're like, sorry, this was a Whole Foods drop off. And you're at ups. Sorry. Wait a minute. So Liz, you know, they're just all saying hi to their glam and getting their stuff started. And Ashley is telling Rilla how pretty her nose is. And she's like, we all like a little enhancement of refinement. Something, something.

[B]

Yeah, a little something, something, something. So then Rosie is in Alicia's dressing room, and she's like, she looks a lot younger. Like, I thought she got, like, a facelift, if I'm being honest. Yeah, Brian's probably happy, like, sleeping with another woman, huh, Rose? Like, I know, but, like, in a good way. But in a good way. In a good way. So then Liz, of all people, is like, scary stuff. So then, like, oh, it's 9:36, everyone. 9:36. And he's like, okay, we're coming on the sound stage. And Alicia's like, okay, okay, so let's make. I got on stage. Ashley is first out. So Andy's like, oh, wow, you look gorgeous. Are you about to cry? Please don't cry. All I said, you look gorgeous.

[A]

Then Rosie comes out and there's like, a pond, and they have to walk over the bridge to get to the set, which is super weird. Why do they do that? What's the other one they did that on? Was it Salt Lake City, where they put, like a. A pond in the middle of them? Why? Why are you doing that?

[B]

Are they just. Are they hoping that someday someone falls into one of these water features on the reunion? I just feel like it's gonna happen at some point, and I think that they want. They sort of want it to happen, but they don't want to necessarily be accused of setting it up. So they're just hoping that, like, one of these days someone's either gonna trip or someone's gonna be pushed.

[A]

Someone is gonna be pushed. That's what they're hoping for, you know, is the big push into the push into the pond thing. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. God, organizing finances is so stressful. It makes me crazy. I've gotten to the point where I literally avoid looking at my bank account account because it just freaks me out.

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Yeah, I love it. You gotta love them. So Alicia goes over the bridge and welcome to Rhode Island. They should make it look like the seawall where the ongoing happens. Yes, the sea wall.

[A]

Ongoing. So Rolla comes out. Alicia's like, I'm obsessed with the new rulala. Yeah. Wow. You know, they all come out and Joellen comes out and says, everybody looks so pretty. And Liz is like, do I look like a mother of the Bride.

[B]

Yeah. And so Andy's like, all right, everyone, welcome to the Real Housewives of Rhode island season one reunion. Or should I say, welcome to Rhode Island? I made it. Going ready to shuck some oysters at this beautiful seaside marina, but instead I'm go. I'm grilling Rhode Island's most iconic pearls. See what I did, Ladies? Hi, Andy. Liz, good to see you. Did you take your dinghy ear?

[A]

Yeah. And then Alicia says, did you drive yourself here tonight? She says, I did not. And he goes, good,

[B]

Kelsey, I didn't hear a siren when you pulled up. She's like, no, I left that at home today. Okay. And you left that at home. Okay. Joellen, who is watching the kids? She's like, they've been sent to juvie yet?

[A]

Yeah. She's like, not my mom, Andy. It's like, wow, still dissing that free, free child care from the mom. You just don't even care if that woman ever takes care of your kids again or what.

[B]

Yeah, seriously. So, yeah, I'm like, if they're. If you're getting, like, free babysitting, it's like, my mom is wonderful. She is great. I take back everything. She should have just. She should have just, like, abandoned me in a pit somewhere in the middle of Arizona, and I would have been happy. She's the best mom ever. And then when they turn 18, you'll be like, so.

[A]

You know, so. I love that he. I love his dissing of road tripping through this whole. He kind of like.

[B]

I love his, like, low key dissing

[A]

of the show road trip. And he's like, hey, Rosie, does this feel like the set of Road Tripping? She's like, no, this is way better. I know. Hi, Ashley. Think we'll get any tears from you today? Absolutely, Andy. Okay, Rula, you look like you judged your face a little bit. Wow. Talk to me about what's different. He does his, like, little cockhead thing. Talk to me about what's different.

[B]

Well, after 25 years of debate, I decided to finally just go ahead and get my rhinoplasty and the very minuscule lift lip while I was at it. Andy. Okay, great. Well, I just want to point out that since you mentioned the nose backstage beforehand, I was able to ask you about it on stage now. Okay.

[A]

I'm not.

[B]

Not monster. All right, well, you ladies went from regular Rhode Islanders to Real Housewives. I'm so curious what it was like, especially for you, Rosie, coming from that shitty, shitty road tripping show. Am I right, Alicia? How's the Journey been for you?

[A]

It's like a dream. Love it. Love a cracker. I mean, isn't that crazy? Like, I'm so famous out. It's crazy. You never really know yourself until you see yourself on tv. I love me. I love me. Like, a huge fan. Huge fan.

[B]

I know. I never know. I never knew crackers would take off like that. There was, I think Bravo literally said,

[A]

who knew crackers would take off like that? Yeah, it's crazy.

[B]

I think. I think Bravo put together a. A montage on their social media of Alicia saying what she loves, and it went on for quite a while, of her being like, I love a cracker. I love a coconut water. I love a wall. I love a door. I love a car that has three wheels. It's like, everything. She's like, I love this. I love.

[A]

Yeah, and it's really funny, but I wonder if Lisa Barlow is sitting at home just like, really? I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that she's sitting at home. Like, how am I gonna talk about I'm making a single.

[B]

Do you think Heather Gay watches the Real Housewives of Rhode island and sticks, like, pin cushions into, like, Alicia's face or like. Like little dolls of this cast? Because now, like, Salt Lake City was like the. The new young, you know, amazing show that everyone talked about, but now here comes Rhode island as the hot young thing on the block. And I feel like Heather, of all the people is watching this show. It's like, ladies, we have to outdo these Rhode island bitches. Right?

[A]

You just know it probably. Well, we all know the feeling, don't we? So Andy's like, oh, wow. What made you so fun to watch besides your crazy faces and accents? Why is the fact that you've known each other for so long? Wow, Liz, have you known the longest? And she's like, oh, Lisa. I do remember when she was born, actually. I actually remember the day. She was close in age to mine. I remember the day. And let me tell you, she was never homeless. She came out. She had a home, Andy.

[B]

Yeah. Her niece was like my sister. We took bath together in our home until we didn't have a home together. And then I just watched her sister take a bath. And I would be like, where's my bath? And we did everything together. We played dolls together. It's like, oh, is that where you fell in love with dolls? Yeah. Yeah. She probably knows my obsession. She actually wrote me about the horse. Like, you know how I said, I love a horse? Remember When I said I love a horse, my mind, I'm like, I don't remember that at all. Just like, what a million things.

[A]

Do you really not.

[B]

That one was so funny.

[A]

When they're on their way to polish, like, I love a horse. So it's like, yeah, I needed to be rewind.

[B]

When they saw the clip, I was like, oh, yeah, she just ride a horses.

[A]

I tried riding a horse and I had welts all over me and I couldn't ride a horse. We cried. I remember crying about it. I couldn't ride a horse.

[B]

This is a much better version of the Kyle Richard storyline where it was like a whole episode like, I can't go buy horses. I really want to buy a horse. I can't go.

[A]

I can't go. I want a horse.

[B]

Like, I don't. I'm getting a little Alicia's like, I can't.

[A]

You love a horse, but you get Welch from a horse. I'm just like, yeah, I can't ride him, but I love them. I love a welt. I love a well.

[B]

I love a while. I love a well. I like a while more than a Bruce. But like, yeah, it's messed up. Because it's messed up. It's really up. I can't write a horse. So Andy is like, what was your reaction group to viewers really having a hard time telling you all apart? In the beginning, viewers really thought you all looked alight. And now she's like, honestly, it's like a compliment. Like, I'd be happy with any of these faces on mine. I was like, well, that probably will happen at some point. I mean, that's the trajectory of the Real Housewives. I mean, look at Liz and Dolores.

[A]

It's.

[B]

You will get people's faces eventually.

[A]

Yeah. So Liz is like, I didn't see it. I didn't get it. I don't get it. I think it is kind of weird that everybody thinks they look alike. I don't think they look alike. Do you?

[B]

I had a hard time at first. It's weird. I did. Because you had, like, Kelsey and Rosie when watching the first episode. I thought they were the same person. Person at first because they're both young and I don't know. It's just like. It was hard at first. Just how. Remember when we first watched Salt Lake City? Meredith and Lisa looked so alike at first, but now it's like, of course. Like, Lisa's Lisa and Meredith is Meredith. And now I tell them all apart, but for a moment, it was just like. It was a Little tricky. Like they. All the long hair, the brown hair, and it was just tricky.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Kelsey and Rosie, I had a hard time at first. I genuinely thought they were. I did not realize they were two separate people. Effort that first episode.

[A]

I mean, I think Dolores and Liz look exactly alike, but everyone else.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know. So Liz is like, well, he says, well, I mean, it's striking how much you and Dolores favor each other. It's like, well, we have thought it together before. I even met a doctor. And I think that we looked more like then. So you did not. I've seen. I've seen pictures of both of you before. I know you didn't. I don't know what you're talking. You got the same face, for Christ's sake.

[B]

Yeah, seriously. So Andy's like, let me. When I was watching this show at the beginning, I was like, rosie and Kelsey looks so much alike and. Cause like, I don't see that at all. And Rose, like, I don't hate that comparison, but I don't see it. And I mean, it seemed like you made nice, by the way, rules. Arabian nights party.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And we see them having that kind of like low energy, insincere, you know, squashing of the beef, you know. And he's like, so where do things stand now between you?

[A]

Well, I said I would coexist and I'm still trying to coexist. What even started the feud? Come on, Campy haircut. And Kelsey's like, well, I was privy to a lot of information prior to filming, and it was more of a personality thing and this competitive nature she has towards me. Like, I feel like I tried to get along with her and I tried to get to know her. And the haircut was just like a prime example, Andy. Because it wasn't like just her necessarily not posting that one time. It was the months came after it. We didn't post. But you posted everybody else. So it was about the haircut. It was. It was about the haircut.

[B]

Yeah. So that's what it was.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Ashley is like, well, I mean, the way that Kelsey words, it seems as if the post was like more important to you than developing a friendship. It's like, well, as an influencer, who was right and who was wrong regarding the post. And Ashley says, well, there was no discussion that you would be posting, that there'd be any posting. And because she paid you and had the Venmo receipt, she's kind of like, there's no obligation.

[A]

Yeah. And Ashley knows, like, to post for somebody That's a lot of damn money. It's like, this is a business. You want me to post and then you charge me at the same time. No, that's not how that works. Like, you give me a free haircut and you say, hey, I'll give you a free haircut in return for posting. I mean, that's how. That's how you do it. Ashley's not going to stand for it, but she says it in a very nice way. And Kelsey's like, well, I'm not negating that. She paid for me. I know, but that's kind of the point. You can't, like, get paid and then ask somebody for something for free. That's worth a lot more than a freaking haircut anyway. Why am I still so annoyed? Why? Why am I so annoyed by this posting thing? It makes me cuckoo.

[B]

Well, because it's so stupid. And Kelsey really has about a lot of entitlement over it. And, like, it's like her. The crux of her whole thing is like, well, you know, you don't. You don't know Alicia any more than you know me. But you were posting about Pizza Mama. Like, it was like, nothing all the time. It's like, because she likes the pizza, because she actually liked what she got from Alicia's business and she doesn't love what she got from you, so she didn't want to overdo it. It's just really as simple as that. Like, don't ask questions that you don't want the answers from.

[A]

Yeah, agreed. So Rosie's like, well, I ordered. Okay. So Kelsey's saying, well, you didn't know Alicia any more than you knew me, but you were posting Pizza Mama like, it was nothing all the time. And she's like, well, but, yeah, but, like, I love Pizza Mama. It was really good. And, like, it's really weird that you're taking notes of this. Like, I mean, okay, you don't like me. There's a lot of excuses. There's never any accountability. I mean, God, just say you don't like me. Geez. Sorry for liking pizza without cheese on it and calling it a chip. Like, I mean, I love it. Sorry.

[B]

Do you like her? And Kelsey's like, she's like a silent killer to me on the show. She'll be fine to my face. But behind the scenes. And when she gets home, like, she, like, instigates me the entire time. Rosie's like, instigates you? Like, what have I done that instigates you? She's like, yeah, no, you. You do. Because, like, you post up and roll is like, don't. I know the feeling of that. Like, oh, go fight ruler. Don't.

[A]

I know the feel of it. It's just a little something. Something like talking about. And Joellen's like, making her faces at rilla. And he goes, okay, Rosie, where'd you get the term slam pig from? And wasn't my grinder. And Rosie. Rosie's like, well, actually I learned it from one of Alicia's friends. Like, sorry, Alicia's like, you're not a slapic, by the way. But. But I love that word. I love it. Love a slam pig.

[B]

Andy. Like, so, like, when she says it's like a similar thing. It's like we're not saying it because, like, you fit the definition perfectly. Like, just saying it's just like, you know, Sally the slam pig. I love that. That's Rosie's way of clarifying it. No, you know, like when you say slam big, it's like, Sally the slam pig. Like, there's someone named Sally and she's a slap egg. Sally the slap.

[A]

Looks like I'm not literally calling her a. I'm just calling her a. Alicia goes, sally the slammer. Yeah, it's a great word. And I, you know, I love it. She's like, yeah, Sally's a slammer. You know, it's really. Sally the slam pig. Love Islam. Slam pig.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. She's not like an actual pig who does, like, slam poetry. Like, slam pig is just a word you use when you're, like, pissed off of, like, Sally the slam pig. And it came out of my mouth. I told her to get the fuck out of my house 75 million times and she wasn't leaving. And so Kelsey's like, so am I a slam pig? She's like, well, I think you're a horrible person, but no, I don't like, so what am I a slam pig

[A]

person, but not a slam pig. Oh, really? So pumps and dumps, I'm a slam pig. And Presley's like, well, I don't necessarily think that's a full definition of slam breaks. Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.

[B]

Like, am I a slam pig? Kelsey, why are you ask. Why are you answering. Asking these questions that are. That could make you so upset? And Rosie's like, I don't think that you're a slam pig.

[A]

Okay, so then why say that then? Because now we're saying things we don't mean. Okay, she called me a slam pig. She didn't even mean it. Like, what the hell? So now you're mad that you're not a slam team.

[B]

Most people like it when someone says, I said it out of anger, but I didn't mean it. They're like, well, thank you. But she's like, oh, so you didn't even mean what you said? Look, she's a liar.

[A]

Well, I can at least take accountability for it. You can't at all. You can't at all. She literally just did. Kelsey. Kelsey's just not the brightest person, but she's just so funny to me. You're instigating me.

[B]

She is so dumb. And I also have to say, I can't believe how much I like Rosie. In the first episode, I thought, oh, God, Rosie's gonna be so annoying. She's gonna be really have an eye on that camera. She's gonna be very, you know, self producing and made for tv. But I think that Rosie is hilarious and I think she's great. I thought she could be. I guess what I'm trying to say is I thought she'd be much more Whitney Rose. Like, and I don't think that she is at all.

[A]

Yeah, I think she's so funny. And she's like, well, okay, it wasn't my best moment. I mean, she comes after my house, she comes after my career, she comes after my finances, she comes after everything about me. But God forbid we call her a slam pig.

[B]

I mean, geez, we said was just a little bit too much. You call everything for me an attack. I've never forcefully or violently attacked you ever. See, it's like it wasn't forceful or violent when you came to with a siren to my house. So we see that.

[A]

I mean, this who think it was funny when she showed up at her house with a siren saying, I'm the house police. What is it, 8,000 square feet or 8, 000 square inches? That was pretty good.

[B]

So Rosie, so like, you know, Liz, Joellen and Kelsey raise their hands like it was funny. And Rosie's like, no shock there. Okay, well, when you watch the show and you saw her with the siren, did that make you think that she was trying to make a joke? And Rosie's like, no, I think she was trying to have another moment at my expense right before I was gonna have a moment at her expense. And I think that she thought I was gonna take it.

[A]

Jolene goes, oh, well, is there like a, A silent. A siren ordinance in North Kingstown?

[B]

And Rosie's like, yeah, yeah, there is. And Rula's like, well, I'M surprised you don't know. He just got ruled.

[A]

No, I don't know. Like, how would I know about. Or really, you know, all the ordinances everywhere else.

[B]

And he's like, okay, okay. In reference to the slam pig fight, Cole Cold Hearted 95 said, you can't emotionally destroy someone on national TV for trying to joke about your past beef. When you're on camera with cad drawings and a tape measure telling your husband you were gonna do the same thing.

[A]

Rosie's like, well, here's the difference. I was making a lot of the fact that this has been such a big thing and she doesn't even have a house and she's coming to my house. She doesn't even have a house. So who's homeless now? You were never homeless. All right, that's coming up. That's coming up.

[B]

It's like a wine. It's like a. It's like a salad spinner. You know, when you start up a salad spinner, the first few spins, You never. Almost, almost, almost, almost, almost.

[A]

Almost like you were prepared for a fight, though. Rosie, she's like, no, I wasn't, actually. I mean, I wasn't. I just had, like, the plans for my house laid out there because I was going to show her the plans of my house because I'm, like, kind of sick of hearing the. From this sled. So whatever.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, but like Ashley says, but Kelsey, you did say at the castle that you were gonna bring measuring tape. And she's yeah, but you were like, okay, I'm gonna have to see the blueprint Prince ready? Whatever.

[A]

Care. I hope you build the Taj Mahal, babe. Okay, it's not about the number. It is about the number, though.

[B]

It is.

[A]

It's like, nah, it's about the embellishments. About everything's like. There's so many, like, embellishments. No, it was about you discrediting me. And, like, you've been accusing me of having, like, two affairs, which aren't even true, and they're getting fired, which also wasn't true. Oh, really? So you. So you said I'm not actually a slam pig. Okay, so do I suck dick for a career then?

[B]

I mean, I kind of do think you did that for the last 10 years, if I'm being honest. What is Kelsey's. Kelsey is like a reverse lawyer. Like, she's like, let me get up here and, like, actually prove someone else's case.

[A]

Setting herself up over and over again.

[B]

Kelsey, like, oh. Oh, really? So how.

[A]

How.

[B]

And Rosie's like, The only other co worker you had was the girlfriend in Florida. And, you know, that took Kelsey a moment to figure that one out at least. She goes, oh, dear God, I died. That was an amazing line.

[A]

That was a sick burn.

[B]

I went back and watched that three times. I was like.

[A]

And Kelsey's like, well, but don't you suck your husband's dick? And she's like, not really. Not really my thing. Okay, well, then let me know when you want a divorce lawyer. Oh, my God, Kelsey, you can't even say that because no one married like you. The guy didn't marry you. You know, if Kelsey is just like, Kelsey is like so bad at. But she's also so highly entertaining.

[B]

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[B]

and Andy is like Jo Allen and Cassie both question whether Rose slept with the Rosie slept with the coach. Where did that rumor come from? And Rosie's like, oh, this was on like Reddit like 3 and a half years ago. Well, I think he was asking me. I was like, ok, well, go for it. It's only my life.

[A]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Stop. Stop, everybody. It was on Reddit three and a half years ago. I mean, was there that much interest in you from road tripping?

[B]

No, it's because I was on NBC 10, which was like the number one station in Rhode island, which is, as we all know, the 760th largest market in the United States. It's only my life. Whatever. We had the number one station in Rhode island and we had 90% viewership. And when I was doing traffic through the morning show and the lifestyle, it was like the lifestyle show. So they were like, where's Rosie? Where's Rosie? And I was like, wasn't telling anyone I was on medical leave because I was bleeding out my butt. So I just disappeared. And during that time, he was having an affair with a student reporter at school. And these face, he's just like, oh,

[A]

bleeding out the butt. Geez. So Kelsey's like, it Wasn't a student reporter. It was a student reporter. How do you even know this, Kelsey? It was a student and a faculty member. And that would have been heavily. If that was true, that would have been heavily investigated. There was a cop that pulled him over with you in the car. She like, what are you talk. I wasn't in the car, Kelsey. Joel's like, actually, it's just me innocent Joellen here. He was getting a dui. And your name is on the police report. Yeah, sorry, I don't know where she got that information.

[B]

Rose is like, my name isn't on the police report, Joellen. I don't know him. And Ashley's like, I'm worried about police report because I know it's not true. And I don't know why you guys are so convinced it's true. Rosie's like, get me the police report then. I'm telling you, I've never met him. Like, go and get it. Go and get it. It's like, not true. Like, go and get it. Three and a half years. There's, like, never been a picture. Like, there's never been a video.

[A]

Okay, well, here's the thing. If it is in the police report, aren't those available? So go get the police report. And Joel and is clearly the one who told Kelsey this information because Joanne's like, oh, actually, like, you know, Kelsey's really fucking up this argument. But yeah, there was a DUI and you were in the car. Oh, whoops. So where's your evidence that you said you were coming with so many receipts?

[B]

It would. It would be out that we would already have it right here with, like, it would have. Like, it would have been out in the public. Reddit would have dug it up. They would have paid the records. Like, it would be out here. And the fact that it's not out here now, it's like, it doesn't exist in my mind.

[A]

Yeah. So Kelsey's like, because he was married and he was the coach, and it's just like, he's still married. They moved away. I don't know him. Okay. I just spoke with him this morning. And to confirm, I not know this person. And Alicia's like, I think it was another girl. I think it was a student. That's what I heard. I. I heard it was a student. It was a student. And Kelsey's like, everyone knows Rosie Wood's reputation.

[B]

And then Joellen goes, honestly, I don't find him attractive, Rosie. So I don't know. I don't think anyone's. It's like, okay, now we're gonna weigh in on this coach. If he's. If he's hot enough to have an affair with, everybody's like, nobody knows my reputation. And Joellen's like, I mean, to me, obviously. I obviously heard you, like, that you did it. But, like, he's not cute. Like, why would you do it with, like, a not cute coach?

[A]

She's like, like, okay, the slut shaming's not working, so I'm gonna like you an ugly guy. Shame you

[B]

like anything to have anything to say. So then Andy is like, joellen, why? Have you seen their police report? She goes, well, I mean, I have not seen police report, but I have talked to a few officers that wrote the police report.

[A]

Joellen once. Joelle.

[B]

Wow. I can't believe. I can't believe you got misinformation. Of all people.

[A]

Joe Allen is talking to the cops.

[B]

Love it, right? Exactly. So Rosie's like, I never met him. So I'm like, not in the police report. Get the police report and we'll talk about it. Like, you don't have it. She's like, I don't have it. I don't. I don't have it. I'm just trying to be a best friend. I'm just trying to be a friend. I care about you. That's all I want. I just want the fuse situation. I don't have it whatsoever.

[A]

Right. Liz, do you think Kelsey is hard on Rosie? And Liz is like, nah, I think they just completely misunderstood each other. They may be more alike than we know. When I say it pisses them off,

[B]

I mean, she showed up at my house, the fucking siren, and she showed up to Audrey's with a sash like, oh, watch out for that sash. That sash stunt. She's gonna blow any moment.

[A]

So Kelsey was very funny to me because now Rosie is mad that Kelsey showed up with a sash, mocking the fact that Rosie called her a slam picture pig. She's allowed to be. She's allowed to be mad that you called her a slam pig, but you're not allowed to be mad that she got. She turned it into a joke that you called her a slam pig. But then it made a lot of sense because I thought of Dorinda, you know, and during how Dorinda started trademarking every little line she said so she. People couldn't put it on a coffee mug or whatever. And I think Rosie's like, but slam pig is my thing. She's doing slam pig summer tour. DJ said, set. Have you seen this?

[B]

Yes, the show.

[A]

Yes, show, people, because it's funny. If you're watching On Demand, I want to show you this poster that Rosie made. It's Slam Pig Summer Tour featuring DJ set with Rosie woods meet and greet and drag performances and more Loki.

[B]

This feels like the most successful Bravo DJ crossover poster we've seen. Because calling something a Slam Pig Summer Tour. First of all, I'm mad because when we go on tour now, we can't call it the Slam Pig Tour. But second of all, this seems like this will get the biggest gay following of all time. It's like, one thing for, like, DJ Meredith Marks to go on tour, but, like, Slam Pig Summer Tour, I mean, this is, like, up there with, like, market days in gay culture already. I'm gonna tell you that right now. You're gonna get a lot of people from scruff there.

[A]

So what? So Kelsey's like, I put a sash on a crown and you're mad? And she's like, well, because everything you do is mean. Like, it was so mean how you made fun of me calling you a slam pig.

[B]

Well, I mean, you called her a slam pig, so, you know, she was obviously busting balls, says Joellen. I mean, Rosie does not like all these. I think she doesn't like all these props. It's like a stunt queen. So Rosie's like, well, of course you're gonna defend her. Okay, well, Rosie and Kelsey, I don't know what your future is, but it doesn't look great right now. So let's move on.

[A]

This is so funny, because normally he's like, guys, we need it. I hope you can come to some kind of resolution this time. He's like, wow, you guys really hate each other. Hilarious. Moving on. All right, so next, Liz, I love your cat. I love your cat. And she talks about that the cat passed away. Gone. She.

[B]

Yeah, Ganji died.

[A]

It's like 12 years.

[B]

I don't know what happened. It just happened very suddenly. I think I'm still grieving. He literally owned me. All right, and happier news. Congrats on your new grabbaby. How'd you come up with the nickname Gigi? Like, is this the best question you can ask Liz? Of all the questions.

[A]

Warming up, because it's gonna get crazy with Liz soon. But it is weird to call a baby Gigi because that's normally what they call grandparents, right? Right. Oh, no. Yeah, that's what she says. She's like, I don't want to be called grand anything. I'll be Gigi. So now they talk about the kids wedding, all this crap that nobody really cares about. And they talk about Gary wanting more, her and Jerry wanting more kids. And then it gets to Rula. Do you regret saying that Liz couldn't relate to why you're staying with Brian because she didn't produce children on her own. And Rula's like, you know, I guess I felt bad. Like, I didn't mean to offend you. It, like, doesn't make you any less of a mother just because you're not actually a mother. So I'd like to just say that right now.

[B]

Yeah, but it was still a up thing to say. I mean, I don't hold it against it, but, like, I'm not mad.

[A]

It was.

[B]

It was fucked up. All right, well, Liz, now you've sold Gypsy. Is your relationship with Jerry approved? And she's like, yeah, well, sometimes I wish she was going back, but we're up each other's asses a lot. All right, well, that's great to hear. Well, Monty Celeste from Soap Dish says,

[A]

donnie, why am I in a turban? I look like Gloria Swanson. Okay.

[B]

And then she follows up with the following question. On the machine rose.

[A]

On the machine rose, he left me for his. Wait, he left me for his wife. How good he rose

[B]

in business. She then asked the question, I never said I was the best mother in the world, but give me some credit for trying.

[A]

So Rula more than hinted that both Jerry and Liz have cheated on each other when she said, when the cat's away, the mice will play. So it seems like you were saying it based on knowing something. Right? Rula and Rilla's like, I just know that she struggled when Jerry was away. And cats, you know, if mice are in the same place as a cat, then mice will hide, because cats are scary. But if cats aren't there, then mice, a lot of other people. That's all I'm saying. But I'm not saying I know anything. I'm just saying also, mice. A real horse.

[B]

You could also use AI to make those mice. So you don't even know that. Like, that's, like, fixed. I don't even have to look at the. The mice to know that Joellen probably just made them up. And it's like. It's a fake thing. Those mice. The mice were never there in the place.

[A]

Do I have anything confirmed? No, just busting chops and Jo's like, yeah, that's really not funny. Believe someone say that. That's not funny at all.

[B]

Why would someone make allegations about someone's relationship. That's not funny. Who would do that? So. Alicia. Alicia, just laugh. She goes busting chops. All right, what was your reaction, Liz? Well, you want to say something? Say, I don't care. It was like. No, I mean, Liz. Liz and I have had, like, some chats in the past about things and struggles, but to know of anything definitively, I don't know.

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I would like you to articulate the chats that we've had with. Wherein I shared with you any kind of infidelity. By the way, Liz is in this big, poofy, like, dress, and she slunk all the way back on the couch, and the dress is coming up, so it's just like this little head sticking up.

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Yeah.

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And she just, like, does not give a. She's just like, yeah, articulate the one I shared with you. Any infidelity? Did you openly share any infidelity with me? That's what I want to know. Well, you gotta think about that.

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No, like, to be fair, this is just the pace at which Rula talks. She's like, you know, I have been places that you've been. You know, I've been on Block island, the most beautiful place in all the world. I agree. And, you know, you've been there.

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And.

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Wait, wait a second. You have both been in the same place together. Please say it. I'm dying for you to say it, because I've been mean to thank you for this for, like, four years. So come and say moolah.

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Wait, wait. Why do you want to thank her for it? I'm confused. Like, what.

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How do you bust a chasm? It's like, okay, okay, what did you see? Ruler. Like, no, I mean, Liz was hanging with other people and having a good time, kissing, you know, getting close and such. And it was AI. It was AI. I can't really comment on it.

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All right, Rula, when you. You know what? When you. When you. You speak on something. I can speak on it. I can answer now because I've just been waiting for you to say it. Which you actually didn't say. When I've been waiting anyway, you know, look, it was one instance. There was time when Jerry and I were separated. It was Labor Day weekend. I'll never forget it. There was an extra day off, and I thought, oh, Labor Day. Am I right? Can't wait to fuck someone else. And I went to Block island with my girlfriend, and we met up with someone who I hadn't seen in 30 years. And it went, you know, was fun. The guy was throwing Me up in the air. We're dancing. We're all over the place. The next day, Jerry got a phone call at 6am and it was R. Brian.

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What? What are you talking about, Liz? That's a lie.

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That's a lie. Anyway, that was the goal for Jerry to find out. I wasn't trying to hide it. Liz.

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Liz, that is a blatant lie. Subpoena phone records from them then. And he goes, subpoena. Screaming like an animal right now. She's so aggressive. That's the thing. Shut your mouth, Joellen. I'm sick and tired of your mouth, Joellen.

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Oh, you shut the up. You shut the up. Oh, you're gonna have your time, Joelle. Calm down over there, all right? It'll be your turn, honey. It'll be.

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Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.

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Not about Joe Allen. All right,

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sorry. You're coughing. And you and your husband love to call people. You love the tattling. That's what you do. Ruler.

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Jo Ellen, with all due respect, you have sent this, spent this entire season tattling. So I was cracking.

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She's like.

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Like, you guys love tattling, don't you?

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Well, but she's like, tattling. She's like, you. You and your husband love tattling in professional settings as opposed to girlfriends.

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So Liz is like, oh, you got to have you had your aha moment?

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Well, guess what?

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My husband told me about it. She's like, why would I want to have a aha moment? What would I ever have against you?

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Yeah, that's a lie. That's a lie. Well, let me. Okay. She goes, let me. Okay, let me just say that when the mice is aways, the cat's gonna play. The cat and the mice are gonna play together. Like, you're doing this. You're doing this thing again. The cat, the mice, they don't. Don't look. I don't like. I don't go. I don't like this. Going for this and that and the other. Okay, we're not going to do this and that and the other, especially not with the cats and the mice, is when there's AI, you know, Liz, go.

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You're screaming like a nut right now. Which, by the way, really is not screaming. And it's so funny that Liz and Joelle and are both like, why are you screaming? Oh, my God, she's so aggressive. I'm terrified of her right now.

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She barely has a pulse. I was like, I'm not being a nut.

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Not.

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You're accusing me of something. And Andy goes, she's not really screaming. I mean, I've heard a lot of screaming on these shows. You guys have all screamed. I have not screamed all season.

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Wow.

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You did four years ago. You called Jerry thinking you knew when he did in a scream fashion, it's like, okay.

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All right.

[B]

So saying while the cats away, the mice will play. What you're saying is something did happen.

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Rula. I'm saying that sometimes mice. But since we don't understand their private parts, we don't even understand when they're. It's awkward.

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What I'm saying is sometimes the mice and the cats, they work it out privately and they had a conversation, and, you know, people want to destroy a good relationship between the mouse and the cat.

[A]

Yeah. And you know what? That was just one incident. People have seen other things. I don't want to get involved in it. I'm just saying other things. Yeah.

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Look, I asked what I shared with you. You said, Liz shared with me some infidelities. Okay. I was like, yes, those are the issues. And Jerry had. And I blocked that night, you know, like, that night. And I'm glad you told me, because that was like. That was object. That was the objective, was that's. That way Jerry would find out. So now Liz is like, actually, yeah, I want to make out that guys. That way Jerry would find out and realize, like, what he would. What he lost. I think. Is that what she's.

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Yeah, she's like, basically, I wanted to make Jerry upset, and I knew you would tell him, and then you did tell him. You and your husband did tell him. So thanks a lot. You did me a favor, which obviously sounds like horseshit, and R is like. But you said to me that Jerry's done things when you guys had issues, and then you went off on your merry way, doing your thing. I don't want to say it. I don't want to say it.

[B]

No, I never said it to you. I never shared any kind of infidelity with you ever.

[A]

Well, you know, but I'm not alluding to anything. You know, I'm just like. I'm saying, you know what? I'm done talking about this, because there's going to be no resolution. You know what? In life, less resolution is someone sleeping with someone that's not a husband. In which case, Liz would have a lot of that. Not that I'm saying anything, because I don't even know anything. What. What is this is something or other.

[B]

Then it was Brian and you didn't know. And rule is like, why Would Brian call Jerry? She's like, well, then Joellen jumps back in. Why would Brian call anyone? Was like, why did you ask him? And he's like, okay.

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