#3422 RHORI S1E13 Part Two: Slam, Bam Reunion Ma’am

Summary

Watch What Crappens Episode #3422: RHORI S1E13 Part Two: Slam, Bam Reunion Ma’am

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Release Date: June 22, 2026
Subject: The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Reunion Part 2

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Episode Overview

Ben and Ronnie dive into the dramatic second part of the RHORI (Real Housewives of Rhode Island) Season 1 reunion. With sharp wit, plenty of mockery, and signature affection, the hosts break down the cast’s biggest fights, emotional revelations, and the kind of pettiness only Bravo can deliver. Key topics include accusations of betrayal, deeply personal conflicts, group chat drama, and the now-infamous "smoky snowsuit" argument.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Reunion Fights: The "Liz is Scary" Dissection

Timestamps: [02:17] - [07:16]

• The hosts reenact the reunion’s opening tension, where Liz is put on the spot for “snapping” at Kelsey over old accusations.
• Kelsey's alleged hookup timeline comes up, revealing little drama that fizzled out behind the scenes.
• The cast is polled about being "afraid" of Liz—multiple ladies admit it depends on the day.
  • “You're all afraid of the day because you're all afraid of fire, you know, 30 stories... It's natural. It's human.” — Ben (as Liz), [05:18]
• Liz’s intimidation factor is both seriously discussed and wildly mocked.

2. Ashley’s Tears and Social Dynamics

Timestamps: [07:16] – [09:20]

• Ashley’s reputation for crying is highlighted by a "montage" of her emotional moments—shockingly, she only cried seven times (turns to eight soon after).
• The hosts lampoon Ashley’s social circle and her lack of non-filming friendships.
  • "Cry Counter 8. Ding." — Ronnie, [09:08]
• Relationship with Rosie is wholesome but mocked for its excessive sweetness.

3. Joellen’s Wild Youth vs. Adult Life

Timestamps: [09:20] – [12:28]

• Discussion on Joellen’s past—allegations thrown about wild college days, DUIs, and rumors of her being kicked out of school.
• Joellen reveals a strained relationship with her mom, who now “weaponizes” grandkids against her after seeing how she’s portrayed on the show.
  • “If you talk bad about me to Andy, I’m not gonna watch the kids… You’re a shitty mom!” — Ben (as Joellen), [12:04]

4. Work Drama & Accusations Against Husbands

Timestamps: [12:28] – [16:08]

• The notorious beef: Did Rula's husband Brian get Joellen fired by calling her workplace?
• The story devolves into confusion over who called whom, past HR complaints, and accusations of manipulating narratives.
  • “You can be in one episode, 20 episodes, a mouse… a cat.” — Ben, channeling reunion madness, [13:06]
• Joellen ultimately claims she chose to be a stay-at-home mom, blaming lack of babysitting support from her mom (and Bravo drama) for the decision.

5. Break Time & Whispered Paranoia

Timestamps: [19:08] – [21:13]

• During a break, cast gossip continues off-stage, with Rula insisting Brian’s innocence and Liz expressing feelings of being ambushed.
• The hosts note how even Bravo “newbies” quickly master Housewives-level scheming ("Five Year Housewife things" from day one).

6. The “You Were Never Homeless” Debate

Timestamps: [21:13] – [23:48]

• Liz tries to soften her controversial “never homeless” comment to Alicia, apologizing and citing red-faced embarrassment.
  • "In Kabbalah, they say that when you bring red to someone’s face, it’s like the greatest sin. That broke my heart that I did that to you.”— Ronnie (as Liz), [22:03]
• Alicia accepts, but the conversation mutates: Was Alicia’s emotional response staged by production? Were voice notes sent to set up scenes?
• Joellen and Liz butt heads about authenticity and who’s the real “villain”.

7. Group Chat Intrigue & The Clique Accusation

Timestamps: [34:22] – [52:13]

• Rosie confronts Joellen and Kelsey about being a “clique” and talking about her behind her back.
• Deleted group chats, suspicions, and awkward apologies fly left and right.
  • “We’re just a group of women on our own text thread who talk about you and don’t want you part of our group, but we’re not a clique!” — Ronnie, [52:47]
• Joellen claims once she started to like Rosie, she deleted incriminating messages—a “nice” gesture, she claims.

8. The Infamous Smoky Snowsuit

Timestamps: [46:08] – [47:14]

• Joellen and Liz relive a petty fight over a borrowed ski suit that “smelled like smoke.”
  • “I got no fight because she borrowed her ski suit and then said it smelled like smoke. I can’t with this show.”— Ben, [46:35]
• Argument spirals into claims about their friendship status.

9. Explosive Insults & Classic Housewives Chaos

Timestamps: [54:46] – [56:21]

• Shouting, name-calling, and allegations escalate:
  • "I'm gonna break your nose." — Joellen to Rula, [55:35]
  • “No, don’t, she just got her face done!” — Alicia, [55:46]
• Insults exchanged include “whore,” “slut,” and shots about people’s husbands, leading to full-on reunion mayhem.

10. Where Everyone Stands Now

Timestamps: [47:36] – [48:12]

• Despite all the chaos, Alicia declares, “I will always love Liz. We’re good,” showing Housewives forgive, but never forget.
• Rosie doesn’t buy the clique’s attempt at apologies, and Kelsey concedes, “I said what I said.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Ben (as Liz): "You're all afraid of the day because you're all afraid of fire..." [05:18]
• Ronnie: "Cry Counter 8. Ding." [09:08]
• Ben: "She’s weaponizing my kids… You’re a shitty mom." [12:04]
• Ronnie (as Liz): "In Kabbalah, they say that when you bring red to someone’s face, it’s like the greatest sin." [22:03]
• Ben: "The thing about these, like, new Real Housewives is they're already so Real Housewives right at the beginning..." [24:07]
• Ronnie: “We’re just a group of women on our own text thread who talk about you… but we’re not a clique.” [52:47]
• Ben: "I got no fight because she borrowed her ski suit and then said it smelled like smoke. I can't with this show." [46:35]
• Ronnie: "No, don’t, she just got her face done!" [55:46]

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Host Tone & Commentary

Ben and Ronnie "mock because they love," maintaining a fond but sharp take on Bravo antics. They do vivid impressions of the cast, exaggerate the drama for comic effect, and often break down the real-life human emotions behind the mayhem. This episode is full of biting asides and laugh-out-loud reenactments, but always grounded in genuine Housewives expertise.

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |---------|-----------| | Liz intimidation/Apology | 02:17 – 07:16 | | Ashley's tears & social dynamic | 07:16 – 09:20 | | Joellen’s history & mom | 09:20 – 12:28 | | Work drama/brian’s calls | 12:28 – 16:08 | | Break time paranoia | 19:08 – 21:13 | | Homeless comment drama | 21:13 – 23:48 | | Group chat & clique accusations | 34:22 – 52:13 | | Smoky snowsuit argument | 46:08 – 47:14 | | Explosive name-calling | 54:46 – 56:21 |

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Final Thoughts

This was a packed, high-energy reunion episode ripe with receipts, circular arguments, and true Bravo chaos. Ben and Ronnie revel in the absurdity, expertly threading the line between lampooning and genuine Housewives analysis. If you missed the actual reunion, this is the next best way to experience RHORI at its most unhinged.

Next week: The husbands take the stage, promising even more fireworks. as Andy puts it, "It will be a show."

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That happens? Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Happens. This is part two of a two part recap. Bye. Enjoy the show.

[B]

I don't know what you guys are talking about anymore. Let me ask of you about something else. Why would you snap at Kelsey over saying, oh God, am I even allowed to say it? Okay, wish me luck, everyone. Wish me luck, America. Why would you snap a Kelsey ever saying beyond going, oh my God, we are going.

[A]

First of all, I'd like to say that that was unwarranted and I'm so sorry. You know this because Kelsey knew the struggle that I was going through with the accusations. The struggle. And to hear it come up all over again. It was like a perfect storm. George Clooney's dead. Spoiler alert. Horrible. Well, who would. Who would Pay to see a movie where George Clooney dies.

[B]

Mary Elizabeth Mastery. Antonio was watching the entire fight and she was trying to warn me by going right into the jaws of the slam pig. And I just, I just didn't pay attention. But the ongoing. Yeah, no, I apologize. So Andy's like, well, Kelsey, did you hook up with Dino before, after you were with your ex? And she's like, well, the first year I was competing for Miss Rhode island when I did that, and it wasn't something I was necessarily proud of. And we've been around each other then and I just kind of ignore him. Which, by the way, didn't it sort of feel like at one point in the season it was gonna become a thing? Like Dino traumatized me. Liz, why do you keep bringing him around? You're not being a good girlfriend to me. I sort of thought we'd get that storyline and it never really materialized.

[A]

Oh, I don't know. Because this wasn't really about Dino, this, all of this other stuff.

[B]

Yeah, I just thought, I'm just saying, like when, when Kelsey first mentioned Dino in the, in the season, I thought we were going to sort of go down that path and it didn't happen. I just am saying that I'm probably

[A]

afraid of Dino because isn't Dino the one who's, you know, been arrested for trafficking and stuff?

[B]

Yeah, they probably were like, maybe we should keep Dino on the sidelines.

[A]

Yeah. So Liz is like, well, they've been, they're fine. They're in the same place. That was forever ago. Whatever. All right, well, Tacoma from Ford says, Alicia, when you lasted on Rosie, it genuinely seemed like you were terrified that Liz would think you were talking behind her back. And she's like, I wasn't. Like, if you heard it, like, I would say she's been through a lot. I woke up for the same cloth and I just appear a little, you know, I, I, I, I appear softer. But like, I'm scared of like, like I don't want to with Liz too, you know? So like when she was saying I was like, oh, no, no, no. I don't want you to think that I'm fuck with Liz. I'm just saying like, I'm just like Liz.

[B]

Okay. Ashley, on the show you said that Liz was scary. Are you scared of Liz? And also a follow up question. Are you also scared of tinfoil? What are you not scared of? Well, I think that Liz is an intimidating figure and she has an aura of power and I know that there's like many different facets Please don't. Please don't attack me. Please, please, please, please, please. I'm sorry, Liz. I'm sorry.

[A]

Yeah, she's like. Basically, she's like. She's a powerful woman, but, you know, like, I mean, you'll be like, a little. All right, who's. Who's scared? Who's afraid of Liz? Raise your hands. And only. She's like, ah, depends on the day. You're all afraid of the day because you all are afraid of fire, you know, you're all afraid of falling, you know, 30 stories to your death. It's natural. It's. It's human. Oh, my God. I've still got this, Rosie. Oh, no, I don't. Sorry. I just have it up on my computer. I thought I was still making everybody stare at slam pig.

[B]

Slam pig.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

So Alicia's like, well, it depends on the day. You know, that I'm scared of her. I was like, oh, don't lie. Just because I'm sitting here at capo, you know, I was, what? Whatever. Andrew's like. Andrew. Ellen's like, yeah, at capo. I was scared of her. She's like, oh, where are you? Oh, that's too bad. Oh, so, like, Andy's like, okay, all right, all right. We're gonna pick it up after the break because I'm getting a little scared that Liz is gonna attack me next, so. Okay, let's cool things down.

[A]

Yeah. So now it's break time, and Joel is telling Kelsey, oh, I can already tell this is going to be bad, and I'm not dealing with it. I'll take that right now. And Liz just rolls her eyes. And so Rule and Liz are still arguing amongst themselves. And Ruler's like, I want to talk to Jerry about this. We're innocent. And she. I've known it for months. I don't care, Ruler. Who cares? Let it go. Like, I would never. I swear. I swear to God on the Bible, I don't. With lies.

[B]

I don't care. Why would Jerry make it up? Jerry doesn't even know what day it is. She's like, I want Jerry to tell me. Why would I ever do that? She's like, look, we laughed about it. It's fine. I'm happy to talk with him. Whatever. All right, well, welcome back. The Real Housewives of Rhode island reunion. I'm at the Going Ladies Show. Fans who watch Ashley on TV before the Housewives.

[A]

And so Kelsey's been a huge fan of the Bachelor. She knew her. She, you know, she's just like. She Was on tv, you know, all the crying and stuff. And then we get. My favorite part was a month with a montage of Ashley just crying at stuff. And ask Andy asks how many times they think that she cried. Like, if they had to guess, I would have guessed it was a lot more than this.

[B]

Yeah, this felt low. It was a seven, which was shockingly low. I thought it was double digits. It then turns to eight very shortly after. Yeah, but it was that. It was that low. And so she moved to Rhode island in 2021 and she only knew Rosie and they were like, set up on a friendship date. And Andy is like, all right. Well, Patty from Melt says, I saw Kelsey say, Ashley doesn't hang out with the rest, any of the ladies outside of filming. And Joellen has three kids and she still prioritizes friends. Joellen, why do you think it's harder for Ashley? And Joel's like, well, I think that Ashley does hang out with Rosie and Jared, like, works like 100 hours at that shitty, shitty coffee shop where Gary, you know, and like, so. And you know, Gary helps watch the kids. So, you know, like, it's hard to. It's hard to make mom friends when you have kids. It's very difficult. But I don't know, you gotta ask her. She's the one who's a wimp. So rule is like, I think that because Ashley is close to Rosie and has seen things that have taken place, she's probably just uncomfortable. And I don't want to speak for you, but. Right, you're scared of Joellen, right? Is that what you want to say?

[A]

And Ashley's just like, I mean, well, I haven't made friends like, with anybody. Well, I mean, look, I mean, I just really love Rosie. Like, like, Rosie really is such a good friend. Like her lifestyle into my lifestyle. It's like so sweet. Like, we watch Full House together, We watch the Disney Kennel together. This is a good version. Like, oh, Jesus, Ashley. It's like Cry Counter 8. Ding.

[B]

Ashley, how is Audrey's doing now? Well, since the show it's been packed to the brim. Mainly because a lot of people waiting a very long time for their cold bruise.

[A]

Well, have you changed your. Have you changed your tune about it? Do you like Audrey's now? She's like, actually it's like more complicated because like, Jared's even more stressed now. Crazy. Okay, okay, moving on, Moving on. Yeah, you are boring. Joellen, you said you had a wild time in your 20s. What was the craziest thing you did?

[B]

Still Having it?

[A]

Yeah, still having it. The this and the that.

[B]

This and the that and the other thing. Still having it. So Joanne's like, ruler, I couldn't hear you under your breath. She goes, like, I said, sure, you're still having it. The wild times that you had in your 20s, you're still having them now. See, it's a reference to you being promiscuous. So Jon's like, oh, am I okay? What proofs do you have? Okay, go on. I have fun. In my 20s, I was in a sorority that rules. Like, oh, yeah, kicked out of school. You didn't get kicked out of college. I heard you slept with a coach. A coach? You got pulled over for drunk driving, and they made you look like Rosie. I heard it.

[A]

No, I did not. You. You didn't get in trouble in high school? Really? Just. Of course I got in trouble in high school. I got sent away. Duh.

[B]

Why of course? Like, we all get trouble in high school that way. You're saying. She's like, I think I made it very clear, okay? And she's like, okay, let's talk about. Let's talk about underage. Like, that's a real classy thing to do. Rule. Or to bring up somebody's underage and their problems when they're under 18. You keep on saying this, wow, real classy. Meanwhile, it's like, now, let me tell you about my life when I was underage.

[A]

I was gonna say, you brought it into evidence, ma'.

[B]

Am.

[A]

And rule is like, oh, that's a good card to pull now, huh? You're so good at playing the victim. You're just as messy as me. You're just as messy as me. So just own it.

[B]

Own it.

[A]

Because I own it, and you don't own it.

[B]

Okay, there she goes. There she goes. Okay. Wow. I am Ruler, the queen of the proper police. That's what I am. Whoa. You want to blame your mother for everything? And he's like, okay, okay, well, she does, and we want to hear her blame her mother. So anyway, when you had a heart to heart with your mom, who you're going to blame shortly, she said you were lying about the boys. But do you remember what precipitated such a drastic measure? And Jerome's like, I mean, whatever. I mean, I pretended I was taking a shower and jumped out the window to go see my boyfriend. Like, big deal. I was like, oh, okay, so you're jumping out the window, and your mom's like, oh, my daughter just disappeared for the 14th time. I think I Gotta lock her up someplace.

[A]

Andy's like, you thought she was gonna fall for you taking an hour long shower? She goes. I mean, she did for a while. And

[B]

Alicia, you do Joelle in high school. Did she ever take real showers? How smelly was she? And was she really the bad girl her mom thought she was?

[A]

Yeah. She was just a teenager. She was just a teenager. All right, Joellen, how's your relationship with your mom now? It's like, well, we've done therapy in the past, but, like, right now, the relationship's not doing great. I mean, she saw the show, didn't really like it, and, you know, she's, like, kind of weaponizing my kids. Like, literally. She's like, if you talk bad about me to Andy, I'm not gonna watch the kids. And I'm. Thanks a lot. You're a shitty mom.

[B]

No, listen, wasn't she weaponizing the kids first? Like. Like, I'm not gonna let you see the kids.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know what world you're from that you get to talk somebody and then ask them for free babysitting. That's nuts.

[B]

I know. It's. That is really true. I would agree with you on that. So, Joelle and rules husband Brian admitted to calling your work colleague. So how's work going for you, by the way? Well, I was laid off for my job, but that's not why you were laid off. You were laid off for being a. When you were 18. It's like, okay, you know what? I didn't finish speaking, so. Shut up, Ruler. Shut up. Okay. Why did you get laid off?

[A]

Oh, I mean, why is she even here? Why is really even here? She's only in, like, three episodes. It doesn't matter how many episodes I'm in, okay? I'm still here. It doesn't matter. I could be in one. I could be in 20. I could be a mouse. There could be a cat.

[B]

I'm not even gonna go there, okay? I'm not even gonna go there, okay? They laid off a bunch of us from the company, and I don't know if it had anything to do with what Ruler and Brian did, but it was, like, a bunch of us who were corporate, okay? She's like, well, I didn't do anything. Correct yourself, okay? You were in the room. Okay, well, do you think Brian had any involvement? I mean, you were in the room, and you're within your shot. Like, you were upstairs, okay? You were in the same. You're in the same hemisphere of the earth, okay?

[A]

Stop making false accusations. All right. Do you think Brian had any involvement? Well, I mean, he didn't go like, he knew, okay. He didn't call my boss. He called a colleague and that. Wait, didn't you say he called your boss

[B]

someone else? And then the colleague.

[A]

Then he made a formal. Oh, the colleague made a formal complaint.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

What a. And so you keep telling the story wrong. Okay. And don't you tell me about it. I definitely do. You keep saying the story wrong. Don't you think I. I know my own story? No, because everything that comes out of your mouth is hogwash.

[B]

No, I have the proof, okay? I know the police officers that wrote me up at. At the job, okay? And I don't actually have my write up, but I know what the guys who wrote it. Okay, what do you have? What do you have? And which is. It is funny that Joellen's like, where's your proof? When she just was, like, co signing Kelsey's claim without proof about Rosie's alleged affair. So Andy's like, does you think this involvement led to your laugh? Well, I don't think that helped. I'm like, I'll tell you what else didn't help. Being on the Real Housewives of Rhode island, let's be honest, because I don't know what that led to it. But, like, I know that my boss had to talk to me about what Brian did in the writing and the complaint about. And, like, I know that, like, Brian was, like, trying to get me fired. And, like, he said he was going to sue my company at the time if they didn't lay me off because, like, I was unfit and I have to, like, roof. Like, stop your noises. Like, maybe it's like, your nose. Like, maybe it's your nose. You're breathing. I don't know. Something like that. You can't. Like, you can't breathe. Your tiny nose now.

[A]

This is so stupid. Maybe it's your nose breathing. And she's like, joe, well, Lynn, shut your mouth. Oh, really? Can you. Can I have my turn to speak? Can I have my turn to speak? She's like, act your age, though.

[B]

Okay? So do it. Stop speaking. She's like, I can't deal with the things that come out of that mouth. Joanne's like, oh, the truth. You can't deal with the truth.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Do you think she was fired because of her husband? And Rula's like, no. And he goes, okay, Joellen, has. How has this at all affected your career? Are you working again in whatever it was that you were doing? And she's like, I was working. And I actually decided a couple weeks ago it was too much for me. After 20 something years of working, I decided to be a stay at home mom and put more focus on my kids. Thanks a lot, mom, for not babysitting. Now I gotta quit my job. I'm gonna blame her too. At it while I'm at it.

[A]

You quit your job because you're a housewife now?

[B]

Yeah. You want to be a real housewife full time?

[A]

Yeah. Which I get. And also, Rula, like, come on, your husband calling somebody's work is crazy behavior. Stop standing up, crazy husband.

[B]

You're cheating husband. You're cheating, cheating husband.

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[A]

And Andy, she goes, andy, he's like, ruler. So I actually have Brian's surgery records for the day that alleged video was taken. His whole entire schedule. He goes, okay, we're taking a five minute break. Jesus. So Joellen and her start going at it. And she's like, okay, Joellen. And anybody can change a date on the dash and everything. Okay, so you're alleging that this video of the mistress in the car with Brian, the date they're referencing is not on the video, it's on the dashboard of the car. You're thinking somebody went in and changed

[B]

the mistress, changed the date in the future, changed it into the future. And then was like, it's so crazy. Jerome's like, do you know. Do you know what he does? He prints out AI things for you. And he tells you he's gonna, like, going to, like, aesthetic conferences. And he goes with. With what's a face bleep? And he goes, he does it. Okay. He's the AI queen. Well, it's like he hasn't been to a conference in forever.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But delusional. It's like, can you share what. What one of the docs told you? Can you just share? She's like, no. All you do is make it seem like you're lying. And like, all you do is say, against lying. You don't even see the video. You didn't video.

[A]

My God. So they're just squabbling and going at it like, you you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. Meanwhile, Andy just stands up and he's just, like, texting on his phone. He's like, heard this millions of times. He's just scrolling through, like, yeah, on a break here. Come on, people. Meanwhile, they're like, this didn't stop till December, Rula. They were still meeting up in January. She's like, oh, God, I'm tired. This subject is just done. Alicia's like, are we on break? Can we leave? What's going on yet? So, still going on.

[B]

She goes, you're going to torture me until I'm 85 years old? Well, did you think I was. I wasn't going to come out with proof. And she would let it. Look at whatever. Let it be. No, I'm done. I'm done. She's like, no, but you're not done. But we're at the reunion. What did you think was going to happen at the reunion? Roller production's like, can you guys, like, wait till the cameras are rolling again?

[A]

So welcome back. Liz, when you said Alicia was never homeless, you meant what? Oh, God, here we go. So then we get this huge monologue from Liz, and she's like, well, when I initially said you were never homeless, I was actually shocked that Alicia was saying that. But I want you to know this. Cigarette withdrawals. She's, like, vaping something she's got under the couch. All right, now I have a mantis in your feelings, okay? And the way that when I say you wouldn't have a homeless, I was trying to literally protect you, because, you know, people hear the word homeless, they think of somebody who's actually homeless, not somebody who's not homeless. So I hope I didn't hurt you.

[B]

You know, in Kabbalah, they say that when you bring red to someone's face, it's like the greatest sin. And that broke my heart that I did that to you. And for that, I'm sorry. And she's like, I accept that apology, and I'd love to have a kebab as well. But for me, like, even, like, opening up, I didn't even tell Billy. And it was, like, kind of embarrassing about having a shitty father because, like, everyone that I grew up with, all my cousins had this wonderful life, and mine was, like. It was, like, fake until you pick it, until you make it. I was like, did they have a wonderful life? Because all your aunts came over, were like, yeah, my husband left me three times. Oh, yeah, my. I got three husbands and three divorces, all. Every single one of them I did it all myself. I'm like, I think that probably everyone had a little bit of hardship in your life.

[A]

I hope you ruin his life.

[B]

I hope he feels bad.

[A]

And so she goes through this whole thing. She's like, it was just hot.

[B]

It was hot.

[A]

And Liz is like, I understand that. I literally shake when I talk about it. Look, I'm shaking, okay? And I actually want to say I was not the one who brought it up in the cat. Let's just say. And I don't want to go further with this. Oh. But let's just say you both know that we were going to be doing that in the car. You both knew it. You both knew it. Don't deny it. Like, what? And Alicia's like, what are you talking about? And so you felt ambush in the car, Liz. And she's like, I did. And they certainly knew that it was going to be coming up in the car. No, Joe. Joe, no.

[B]

No. Liz, you think that this was a manufactured situation? Yeah, well, you know, we didn't. What? We didn't know three days before that this was coming up in the car. Which I felt like, was this a pulling the curtain behind to say, like, you guys are going to talk about being homeless in the car from production? And Joel's like, no, we never knew that.

[A]

She's like, we didn't know.

[B]

It's like, I didn't know any of this. Liz, what are you talking about? She's like, you didn't know? It's like, no, what are you talking. Look, I didn't know any of this. Like, what are you talking about? Liz? And Liz is like, chris, Liz just does this whole thing about, like, I never meant to demean you, but you guys knew you were going to talk about it, so you should have been stronger when I brought it up anyway.

[A]

Oh, so I shouldn't talk about six voice notes you sent me, Joellen and Kelsey about doing this in the car than me saying, please don't. So. So what? She's saying six voice notes. Joellen and Kelsey were talking in voice notes about doing it in the car. I mean, there are. The thing about these, like, new Real Housewives is they're already so Real Housewives right at the beginning. I mean, they're in this tiny place. They get called up to do this show, and they're already doing like Five Year HouseW5's things, you know what I mean? Where they're like calling each other and sending each other voice notes and setting each other up on camera and like, it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Trained.

[B]

Yeah. I know it seems like it is wild that they were, like, planning to have this whole scene and everything, but my memory of it was that, like, Alicia was just kind of, you know, talking about the conversation, how brought up issues and my memory. I haven't gone back and watched the episode. But that Liz was like, I just want to say that when I said you were homeless, I didn't. I'm sorry for saying you were homeless, but you weren't homeless. Like, I kind of felt like it still was Liz who kind of made the unforced error about, like, she kind of brought that aspect of the argument into the four, you know, so they're basically like, what are you talking about? That this is a setup. And it's like, why would I tell you if it was a setup? Like, that's a lie. That's crazy. What it is. So Andy's like, so you're. So were your feelings manufactured? It's just like, oh, yeah, I have nervous breakdowns. I should get an Academy Award. I mean, come on. That's insane. I couldn't breathe. Like, there were no crackers anywhere. We spilled them on the floor. The Shaku board, you know, like, literally, I was shaken up for two days after that.

[A]

Yeah. I couldn't breathe. I couldn't breathe. Now why do it? Now why do it then? It's like, because you were attacking me. So Liz is like, I'm pretty sure you told me. I knew it was coming. I knew. And she's like, did I ever say that to you guys? Like, I'm setting up Liz to have a nervous break down on TV so everyone can see me. Like that. Like, that doesn't even make sense. She, like, I don't know why you wanted to do it, but you did.

[B]

That's crazy. It scares me. Take accountability. And he's like, liz, let me ask you a question. In the car, you were upset with Alicia, but then it really turned to Joel, just because you both knew it was happening. And you ambushed me. And I felt, like, heartbroken. She's like, you were ambushed. You ambushed me. And then he ambushed her. And, like, you threw her against the fucking ticket that grabbed her. And, like, that's like, that's the ambush right there.

[A]

And so, I mean, I. I think I know what Liz is saying. She's like, okay, I made this little comment, you weren't homeless. And then now you're gonna, like, make it look like I'm this terrible person for a whole season, use it against me, and, you know, make me look like A villain when, you know, everybody thinks, I mean, already. And then you're just gonna be like, oh, there's mean old Liz. Like, I kind of get where Liz is coming from. But Liz, you're doing this to yourself. She's.

[B]

She's not very good. Like, she's not very good at, like, you know, getting the sympathy. And I think that she does have a fair claim to say, look, you know, like, you were like, why didn't you. Why don't you advocate, if you're gonna be the mediator, also advocate for me and say, like, you know, that I wasn't trying to hurt you. Like, you know it. Right. But maybe Joe Allen.

[A]

Yeah, well. But, you know, like, I was definitely surprised, like, how quickly this. This escalated. And, you know, I'm just, like, I'm in the backseat, and I. I didn't know what was going on. And then I'm telling Alicia to stop and Liz to stop, you know, and I'm crying, and, you know, they're both my friends. I don't want to see him fighting. Oh, gosh. And then it went to capo. Continue there. And then, like, you know, like, then Liz is upset I'm not a good enough mediator. And Liz is like, well, you know, you never said, Alicia, you know, we're hot. You know, she didn't mean it. You were very much like, oh, you have a right to feel things. No one can take away your feelings behind this. I mean, come on, I'm a villain.

[B]

And I guess she was also saying, because she says I'm the consoling, and knowing beforehand that was going to happen, she's kind of like saying, this is all fake because you knew that Alicia was gonna cry. And I have, like, a moment in the car. This is gonna be a scene. You guys planned it. And then you're consoling her as if you had no idea she was gonna burst into tears. You were just playing this role so that way you could look like this comforting friend. I think that's what she's trying to say here. And Joanne's like, I didn't know if any of this was gonna happen, okay? Because I didn't even know if I'd even be able to have a babysitter because my ma. Okay, I wasn't even sure I could even go to capo in the first place.

[A]

Oh, you didn't listen to your voice memos? Oh, so the world's number one detective doesn't listen to the voice memo?

[B]

Do you remember I was at a concert that day And I didn't call you back. Do you remember?

[A]

Oh, yeah, I remember. You were a Morgan Wallen. All right, go get Internet. Go get her.

[B]

I know. Great fan. Knock over piano. So Joellen's like. She's like, no, I was hungover as the next day. That's what I'm trying to say. And she's like, ah, number one detective. I'll go watch out for hunger over Detective Old Matlock up drunk last night with Colombo. So rules.

[A]

Nobody's gonna believe you, Joel. And she stop speaking. Nobody believes your husband. That's who nobody believes.

[B]

I'm talking to you, Joe. I referred back to your voice message a hundred times to you. And Javan's like, I don't. I know. And you and I have talked about this. She's like, ah, so the number one. The world's number one detective didn't go and listen to the voice.

[A]

That's.

[B]

Liz has really hung on to this number one detective thing.

[A]

Number one Ladies Detective Agency. Miss you, Jill Scott. Miss you, Jill Scott.

[B]

Scott show.

[A]

That was a good show. God, I missed that. I was so upset. That show didn't come back. So Joellen's like, oh, you know what? You took this out on me. And this was a thing you had with Alicia. Oh, you're not gonna win, doll. You're not gonna win. Jessica Fletcher. Okay. The neighbor did it.

[B]

Really? Goes, oh, my. She goes, oh, you know what? Shut the up when we're speaking. She's like, kiss my ass. You don't have an ass. Your skin's falling off. Because, well, I don't have to pump Ozempic to look like this.

[A]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Back off my breakfast. Okay,

[B]

so then Joellen goes, well, if I got it, I never opened it. I could scroll up. I don't know what that means.

[A]

Well, she's talking about her voice messages.

[B]

Oh, sorry.

[A]

I still don't understand what this voice memo or whatever is a voice note.

[B]

Me neither.

[A]

So Liz is like, oh, well, it's still. To this thing. It's still in there. Refer them several times. You still haven't. You could just pull up your phone right now. Oh, I'm detective. How do I work a telephone?

[B]

Okay, when we talk, like, 57, 000 texts after that. Like, I've not scrolled up. Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't see the voice. The voice memos.

[A]

See, Liz, Jo Mellon's full of. Jo Ellen is. I'm telling you, like, Liz is the most criminal acting. But really, Jo Ellen. So she said, you still, all you have to do is look at your thing and then look for media. Duh. You know how to do this.

[B]

It's very easy. But Joellen. You know what Joellen? I said, I think Joellen's been ready for this reunion. She. She really is good at playing dumb when she needs to play dumb. She' being. Playing the. Like, I'm just innocent when she needs to play innocent. She's good with her clapbacks. This is a really great forum for her.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, you're full of. I mean, this is why I don't trust the thing you say, okay? She, like, oh, really? You don't find me being undying. Undying loyalty to you? Oh, what? I don't trust you. You're a sick girl. You're a real sick girl.

[B]

She goes, so then, like, I guess Alicia's trying to jump in to try to say something. And Jones, like, Alicia stopped. Stop. Okay, Liz, you stop.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

I tried to make it better. It's like, yes.

[A]

It go. Okay.

[B]

Yeah, my. Yeah, the hand and my leg for three abs. Oh, calm down. Calm down. That's not making it. Hey. Better Kelly.

[A]

And she goes, well, if someone goes like this. She's not your handle. There's a difference. You don't put your hands on somebody to talk to. She's like, no, no, it's not your body. Because normal people can be touched, okay? Like, normal people can be touched, and you can't be touched. And, like, that's. That's an act of affection. Like, okay, I'm sorry. Like, touched you in an affectionate way. And then, like, now you're acting like. That wasn't. That wasn't affectionate.

[B]

What I'm trying to tell you. I got your head off me. No, that would do that. That's manipulative, weird. So, Jones, like, that's. No, that's me being like, please stop. You're looking bad. I'm your best friend, okay? My hand is saying I'm. I'm your best friend. I care about you the most, and I'm trying to protect you. And you're saying I'm trying to protect Alicia. I'm trying to protect you. He's like, from what? Crazy Michael Joellen, that ship sailed a very long time ago, and it's in a Newport harbor right now.

[A]

Okay? This is a bigger psychopath on the planet,

[B]

number one detective. Also the biggest psychopath on the planet. Congrats on all your awards,

[A]

by the way. Just to say again, the reason I love her so much is that she is leaning Back literally pretty calm the whole time. You know, we're making a more yelly because we're just recapping. But she gets everybody so worked up and think, Just making me laugh because she is getting them so worked up. And Joellen's like, this is me. No, you know, wait, I'm sorry. I got lost from loving Liz. Oh, okay. So Andy's like, okay, we're gonna leave it there. We're gonna break for lunch. Okay. And Alicia's like, I'm starving. Perfect timing. I'm so hungry. Oh, my God.

[B]

So they. They go to their. Their dressing rooms. And then Joanne's like, Liz is a crazy so. And Rose is with Alicia. Alicia's like, why don't you eat? You know what? I love avocado. I love avocado. You want to have some avocado? I love an avocado. Kelsey is hanging out with Liz and she's like, wow, Lizzie McGuire. Wow. What's going on over there? And Alicia then goes to Joellen and she's like, do you want to talk? Well, I have anxiety. She's like, what are you having? She's like, hot water. Oh, I love a hot water. I've got between the avocado and the hot water. So much to enjoy.

[A]

So meanwhile Liz and Kelsey. Liz is like, I just knew what I was walking into. You know, like, it felt like an ambush. And meanwhile, Alicia is saying, it doesn't even make any sense. Joellen. Joel's like, I mean, she has this paranoia, you know, she has like these paranoid feelings and like, she believes everyone's against her. And like, in reality, you're like, just trying to tell her how you felt. And I was just trying to de escalate the situation. Like, we had a 30 minute ride to Boston. It was so long. Like, we could have gone to Paris in that time.

[B]

It was so far, so so far. So then Kelsey is like, she's like, well, you know what? You felt an ambush. And I don't think that she necessarily thought that that was gonna happen because of the yawn going. Yeah, well, you mean she what? When she brought it up and segued into it. Cassie's like, well, the fact that she started crying and stuff, I think that she thought she was gonna go the other way. And you, like, you know, you should give her a sash. Not, you know, not homeless.

[A]

Meanwhile, Rula is talking to Rosie and she's like, brian didn't do anything to get Jo fired.

[B]

This has to stop.

[A]

The guys are going to be coming soon. They're Going to become. Oh, my gosh, the husbands. Oh, I didn't even think about that. We have to listen to your husband now.

[B]

I know. Just, like, bring it. Don't be in our business anymore. Okay. Already owned everything. It's like, none of your business anymore. And Rosie's like, well, she's ready to attack people. It's like, yeah, that just lies. I don't do well with lies because I don't lie. So they all go back.

[A]

Unless you're married to it.

[B]

Yeah, seriously. So they all go back on stage. It's just like, should we bring out some crackers? No, I really didn't get to eat lunch. I just want some crackers. Crackers, avocado, hot water. Love it all. And a horse.

[A]

And Ashley goes, priscilla, do you have eyedrops? Priscilla is the hardest working woman in this industry. Is that. It's got to be the same Priscilla. I mean, what the hell? She's on every show, this Priscilla. Good for her. Yeah, go, Priscilla. She's been around. So beginning.

[B]

Priscilla, the producer's like, hey, Rula, can you slide a little closer to Liz? Rula's like, as long as she promises not to swing at me. Joanne's watching, and she's like, oh. Like, oh, I love that. Like, Rula Rule is loving the fact that she and Liz like that Liz and I are fighting. She loves this right now because she's, like, so mad that Rilla and Liz are, like, chummy again after they're like, little dust up earlier. All right, we're back.

[A]

Well, when we left off, we were talking about Liz feeling ambushed. Liz, I'm trying to understand why are you mad at Joellen again? Because she was on board with it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

On board with setting you up to discuss Alicia not really being homeless again.

[B]

And I was like, correct. And Jerome's like, can I ask. Can I ask, though something? Can I ask something, though? She's like. And Alicia jumps in, and she's like, but that's not the case. I would never. I would not go after you. Like, that was more of an attack towards me. I don't know. I don't know how you got attacked. I was like, oh, it looks that way, but it's not exactly how it went down. It might appear that way.

[A]

So Joelle is like, take ownership of your. Of your behavior, Liz. And she's like, oh, really? I need to take ownership of my behavior, Babe, you are the most cunning, scary human being I've ever seen. And I'm taking ownership of my behavior. I'm not against excusing it out, okay? And she's like, that's not taking ownership. She go, oh, you know what I say? What the I want to say? Okay, well, you like it or not.

[B]

That's not taking ownership though. Well, in your cunning, sneaky little way. By the way, I think that Liz is trying to rebrand Joellen as the scary one because Liz does not like being called scary. So she's like, no, I'm not scary. It's Jo Ellen. Like, see how you like it being called scary Commercials.

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I think she. I mean, I think that's true, but I also think Joellen's scarier because Joellen's such a good faker, whereas Liz cannot fake it. She's like, why are you acting this way when we all know how you really are? Joellen. And whenever they call out Joellen, who's. Meanwhile, if you stack up the shit Joellen's done this season, the spying, the. The, like, I talked to police officers who know that you were in the car with. I mean, Joelle. It does seem a little. And I think she's just like, why do I. Why am I the villain? And you get away with all this stuff? But, you know, like we said a million times, Joel's just very good at it.

[B]

It.

[A]

You know, she's like, crying. I was crying. She was crying. And Alicia's like, what? Alicia's like, what's wrong with you, Liz? You know, you need to wake up. And that's why I said you were abusive. She's like, oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, I'm nuts. Okay, you're right. It's all a set up. Liz, you're right. I don't want to. I don't want to deal with this. It's not. It's a stupid conversation. Get over yourself. You're not that great. I don't think I am successful it wasn't a setup. Because, like, if it was a setup, it would be a lot better than that. Now, relax.

[A]

Liz, I want to ask you. We've all seen the scene on TV where Rosie's husband is singing quite beautifully. So then there was a scene. Cause and then there was the hair tug and the chaos at the table, the hair touch and the chair push. Okay, let's talk about that. So we see this clip of her doing the, like, you know, tug on the hair and the push of the chair. And then it cuts back, and Liz goes, I'm tactile defensive. Sorry. I'm a tactile person. What do you want from me?

[B]

Tactile defensive. All I wanted was space Jones. Like, but if you're tactile defensive, then why pull my hair? She's like, well, I just wanted her to wait for me, okay? And I just want. I thought I was like, you know. You know, I always call it dolly. It's because, like, with the doll, you pull the cord, and something happens with her. Pull the hair, and then she'll move away. You know, that's a tactile defensive.

[A]

And I really liked that. She's like, listen, she had her hands on me for three hours. And Liz is like. And she goes, okay, so it was wrong. I just wanted you away from me. I wasn't physically assaulting you. Oh, I push you chair. She was pulling someone's hair and kicking them in the chair and pushing my chair twice. She was. What did you say to me? I'll beat the out of you. Oh. Oh, you see that you say that.

[B]

I did say that.

[A]

I did say, Joanne, everyone has witnessed you exhibit really bizarre.

[B]

But I own my. That's the difference between you and me. So Roller tries to say something, and Liz is like, no, no, no. This one's mine. I got this one. This is mine. Okay, so look, you apologize to Alicia. I wasn't even the one that you're fighting with. And. And Liz is like, I don't think Alicia has evil intent or even a bad heart. Okay, you. $100.

[A]

All right. Do you feel like you owe her an apology for what happened to Capo? She. No, no.

[B]

Will I ever.

[A]

I was like, yes. Good for you, Liz.

[B]

So Joan's like, I love it, Housewife.

[A]

She's like, no, I don't apologize to her. You crazy vaping.

[B]

Like, yeah, no, that just shows a character. She's like, well, most people fear being exposed, and I fear character manipulation and drones. Like, well, you should feel it the next time I pull Your hair. How about that? Because, you know, that's just like. Not like. It's just like. You're just not nice. You're, like, not a nice person.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

That must have really harmed you, the hair out of place. Wow. Number one detective doesn't have number one hair. Oh, God.

[A]

I still see what can.

[B]

We still can't see what really happened.

[A]

Yeah, I like that. I still can't even really see what happened. I mean, it was dark in there. The video barely showed anything. Yes. It's like, what about kicking the chair, though? What about pushing my chair? I don't know. It's a normal behavior to have your devil hands on someone for three hours when they're telling you to get them off.

[B]

Well, who looks like the devil?

[A]

You do.

[B]

It's like you inside rage. Well, you fought with every single person on the stage. Who's the devil now? Not Ashley. So who's the devil now? She's like, oh, I don't want to be the devil, but I'll be the devil if you need me to.

[A]

So they just go back and forth. And Liz is like, you're not a good friend. And. And they talk about how Alicia is at least nice, so she's not going to come after Alicia because she actually likes her. But Jo Ellen can herself, and she's like. Andy goes, so, Joellen and Liz, have the two of you ever been in a fight? And Liz goes, want to say why, Joellen? Go ahead and say why. Do I. You know, you want to go ahead and say, okay, yeah, okay. Because I borrowed your clothes, and then you said, where's my clothes? I said, just glue your clothes and smell like smoke. And you got mad.

[B]

She's like, I said, do you want me to dry clean these? Because they smell like smoke. They smell like slut. They smell like a. Like an awful, awful, scary person was wearing these. And I want to know if you want me to dry clean them. I was like, I lent you that over my kids. Like, you were gonna lend me your kid. No, I was gonna lend you the stuff to my kid. Oh, okay. Well, you didn't tell me that. She's like, yeah, you never gave it back, by the way. I gave it back. I gave back the day I got home. Okay. And she's like, that kind of smelled like smoke. I don't even smoke in it, really. Just smoke around it.

[A]

I got no fight because she borrowed her ski suit and then said it smelled like smoke. I can't with this show. Jo's like, well, we had to hide it in the closet because it stuck up the whole room. I had my children that night, and it smelled like smoke, you see?

[B]

Okay, so you fought over a smoky snowsuit. I wonder how this leaves you. Not really. That was sarcastic. Joel's like, well, I thought we were covered. And then, like, watching it back, I was pretty surprised that Liz didn't text me and be like, hey, listen, I don't remember doing that. I'm sorry I did that. And I think of Liz as a very close friend. And I was just like, with Liz on Mother's Day a week and a half ago, maybe two weeks ago, about, maybe we're not friends.

[A]

When did this narrative come that we were ever best friends? What do you. What? What? She's like, I thought we were, and I was gravely mistaken that my best friend is treating me like we were never best friends. I picked her up on Mother's Day because she was upset about her mother and her sister. I would have done that with anybody.

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And I was like, you are a nice narcissist. She's like, because Liz is like, you embody somebody that my soul rejects. And I'm sorry you think I reject you, but I'm not your ma. And so Jon's like, you are a narcissist, but you are the same exact type of person. I look for love from you, and maybe I need to. To distance myself from you and her. Maybe that's what I got to do. You're not my mom. And so Andy's like, well, Alicia and Liz, where do you. Where do you two stand right now?

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So Alicia's like, oh, I will always love Liz. We're good. Alicia just comes right back down. It's like, I love her. Like, we're fine.

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I love her. She's the best. He's great.

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Yeah. And Liz is like, oh, yeah. I'm never gonna see Alicia not want to laugh. You know, be happy with her. She's good. You know? Like, even we went into a store the other day, and she went, I love a good fireplace. And I'm like, oh, my God. What did you say? It's so funny. She's so funny now. Joel's a though.

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Help.

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Help.

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She died.

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All right, we're gonna have a commercial break. And we are back.

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Whoa.

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So, Rosie at Trivia, you said that Joelle and Liz and Kelsey have a click. Why do you think that they're so tight? And how do you feel about it?

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Oh, my God. They literally do. They're so bad with he just having each other's back on every little thing, clearly.

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Yeah. And Rosie's like, I mean, they all know each other. I mean, they're all from Cranston. That's, like, probably part of it. And I know that, like, Alicia liking me was, like, a huge issue for them, and they started like, like calling her the flip flopper. And I think that they're just, like, protecting each other and, like, that's nice. And I think that, like, all three of them jumped down my throat at the Mansion from that backhanded compliment. And we see clips of that. And it's true, they did when. When Kelsey was really obnoxious and said, I think that's the first time you've ever told the truth. And they were like, that's a compliment, Rosie. And Rosie was supposed to, like, just, like, take it and be happy.

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And Kelsey's like, yeah, but in the moment, I was like, genuine. Like, you know, like, you know, I mean, she can roll her eyes, but, like, I really did think she was being genuine. That's not the problem, Kelsey, is that you said she was never telling the truth about anything else in her whole life. Hello. Yeah, I think it's as you think you're being honest for the first time. Maybe that was the issue. Kelsey's like, but I said what I said.

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It was funnier when you needleak said it. So Rosie is like. Rosie's like, I mean, at this point, just like, doesn't even matter. And Liz is like, yeah, yep. Being Alba for the first time. And Andy's like, well, do you accept her apology? She's like, I don't think that was an apology. Oh, sorry. I thought that's how they define an apology on road tripping.

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Hey, could you apologize for road tripping? Because that's a stinker. Wow, that stinks worse than Liz's snowsuit.

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Technically, it's part of the. The overall NBCU world, and I don't want to be associated with that, but I do nbcpu.

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Am I right? Grow tripping.

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Alicia's like, well, I think that there's, like, trying to sniff you out, you know, and they, like, they want to know who your family was and they want to know more about you and, like, who your ex boyfriend was. And like, this is just like a Rhode island thing. It's just like what we do. Rhode Island. That's it.

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Okay, then you can't get mad at her. Then you guys can't get mad at her for asking if Kelsey's a polygamist, which still makes me laugh. So Liz is Like, you know, like, I don't do the click thing. I don't do that. You know, I never had anything against. I don't want blonde loyalty. I mean, I made attempts with you. I don't do this staunch. If you hate it, I hate it because certainly nobody does that for me.

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Rosie's like, well, Joellen was the one who told me that you had a whole group chat and you talk about me and then deleted it. And, you know, the things. Things like that. Like, so it makes me think, like, okay, like, I know Kelsey doesn't like me, clearly, and Joellen, like, talks about me as much as she can, but then she tells me we're friends and, like, you hang out with them. So, like, how am I supposed to know, like, what to do?

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This goes, all right, well, sometimes we talk about you. But then once I liked you, I was like, we should go delete it. You know? So I did say, oh, we should delete it. It was. I was being nice.

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Well, it wasn't. Once she found out that she liked Rosie, she says, once I started figuring out, like, what this was over here, meaning, like, oh, I'm talking about you in front of Joellen, who's gonna, like, narc on me. I was like, oh, I have to delete this all because I don't want Joellen chasing least, like, you know, using this against me. Right? So she goes, so what? Like, what Joelle does is she has dinner with Rosie and tells Rosie, I was so vicious in this text thread, and then I forced them all to delete it. And Joan goes, oh, wow, she really mimics me so well. It's not entirely accurate. No, my. My mimicry needs work, for sure. So.

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So Joanne's like, but we all agreed to delete, and that was even before we started filming. And Liz is like, oh, then why would you tell her? I fooled.

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I was drunk. I was drunk. That's why I did it. Okay, well, it sounds like Rosie has good reason to be suspicious of you guys. And Kelsey says, look, we've all said negative.

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Like, you guys all talked about me. And they're like, yeah, we did. Yeah. So why do we. Why do we have to delete it? They make the fight about why they deleted the thing instead of, like, I know you guys clearly hate me on text. I can't.

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Like, we're just. We're just a group of women who all are on our own text thread who talk about you and don't want you part of our group, but we're not a click.

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So funny. So Andy's like, well, watch what happens live. Joellen said Rosie stopped answering her texts after the season began airing. She's like, oh. And Rosie says, that's not true. I do text her on and off. I mean, from like, an extended period of time where I thought she was saying mean things in the press about me, and so it was hurting my feelings. But, you know, on top of that, she started making these videos about road tripping. Oh, God, who would want to live that even through a spoof?

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I know we see that Joellen had these videos on social media called Road Tripping with Joellen. And Joanne's like, you know, like, hey, guys, come with us on our road trip to New York City. What do you guys eat on a road trip? I'll tell you my favorite thing. Slim Jims. I would be. I just would be mad for, like, ruining the road trip and brand with the Slim Jim's content creation. So Rosie's like. She's like, yeah, you were guys. You guys were, like, mocking my job. Like, well, I did text you about it was my social media girl. Like, she was the one who named it Road Tripping. That wasn't me. I had no idea. I didn't even know I was on camera. I was sleepwalking. It wasn't even my voice. It was my mom's.

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Like, I believe that your social media girl is, like, making you do these videos. It was your idea, Joella. And she goes, nope, my social media girl did it. And then I had to have the text to her. I said, oh, you have to be really careful because you called that road tripping. You call that road trip in. I mean, that show wasn't that show. That's just terrible.

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I said, you have to be really careful because we don't want our brand stuck with the worst thing in the entire NBCU portfolio. Rosie's like, yeah, but you made, like, four or five of them. So then Rula jumped in.

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Darwin never noticed. Yep. Whoops. Five videos later, she's like, whoops, social media girl. Maybe we should retitle these. I'm so sure. And roll is like, Joe. Well, and there's always an excuse. Excuse with this one of that one.

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Ruler. Stop speaking. I don't even know who you are. Who. This is like a new cast member.

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Oh, God. Who are you? Who are you?

[B]

You're in. Who are you? Shut the up. You're in three episodes.

[A]

Oh, yeah. No one even knows who you are. Who are you? I'm way more important than you. Sit the down. You're nobody.

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Well, I'm so glad you're finally speaking because, like, you were in no episodes.

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You know, buddy, your slut is what y'.

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All. Well, guess what? Your husband's a yo.

[A]

You sleep with doctors. You have it after my husband. You sleep with doctors. I don't know what's bigger, your mouth or what's between your legs. And she's like standing up now, trying to get this big scene.

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Andy stands up, trying to like guard her. And Joel's like, I'm gonna break your nose. Alicia's like, no, no, don't, don't. No, no, she just got her face done. Don't do that.

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No, you can't do that. She just got a face done.

[B]

Okay, say something, Ruler. You're nuts. Say something.

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You all know, you know, you know.

[B]

Know what? Now what?

[A]

She's a whore, but she wants to point the finger at everyone else.

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Oh, I'm a whore. Your husband's not a whore.

[A]

No, it's like, put my husband aside. It's a separate conversation.

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You can't even admit to that.

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Please.

[B]

And then next week the husbands come out and it will be a show. But I thought a great, great reunion. Great. And, and the fact that it's a two part reunion makes sense because this one had no fluff. It was just all really good stuff

[A]

and it was super s. Wonder if they're going to do two super sized ones, which would equal three anyway, you know, but. Or yeah, that would be two and a half running times. Well, no, because if there are two that are super sized, that's three.

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No, cuz they're not.

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Well.

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Oh, is it 90 minutes of.

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Yeah, this one was an hour and a half.

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Oh, it was 90 minutes because I. I'm was 54 plus 54 would be 108 and that would be. Yeah, that would be. No, that's a little short. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. The point is. The point is it's a great reunion.

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The point is I'm gonna all. I think you should all trust a person with math who just went to a college reunion and not the person

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I'm like, it's complete. 44 times 44. 44 times 3 would be 132 minutes. So it's either way, good times.

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