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Well, hello and welcome to Crappy Hour. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello Ben. Hi.
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How's it going?
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Good. Happy Crappy hour everybody. It's July 22nd, it's a Monday and it's the day after Father's Day. What a good one.
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What's a good what? What a good one. We are here and we've survived. And I just want to say, by the way everyone, welcome to Crappy Hour. If you Some people in the comments have already talked about how they want to talk about the Rhode island reunion and if you want to talk about that, just hang on until the latter portion of the episode when we bring people up on stage. We'll send you all a link and you can ask away any question you want about Rhode island or anything else. So. So, so get your little fingers ready to copy and paste some URLs in your browser.
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Yes. And speaking of Father's Day, Danielle from In the city in Summer House just gave birth. I mean, that's a mother, but, you know, Owen's the father, so congrats to those guys. He's 10, 1. 10 weeks premature, so he's in NICU, so. Sending prayers to that little baby. I think his name is Aiden. Okay, well, Aiden heavy or heavy? I'm not sure. It's like heavy, but with an E at the end.
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And it looks to me more. It looks to me like a heavy than a heavy.
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I think it would be a heavy, right? I would be so mad if my last name was Heavy. Ronnie Heavy. For Christ's sake, just let me. Leave me alone already. Even Heavy.
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Let us know in the comments how to pronounce that last name. I'm gonna go with heavy, but I will also take an outside. Like, like. Like a dark horse candidate. Like, like Hiavier, you know?
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Well, you never know. Owen. E O I N. So you never know. But you see, you know, God bless them and their little baby. I don't mean that in a mean way, like, bless her heart. I really mean it. Like, I'm scratching your baby, guys.
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For real. A real. A real, real one. It's very exciting and the first of the. Of the in the city babies to drop. So very exciting path for all of them. So I'm just looking at the comments. Miriam says, today I found out Tammy Roman is a YouTube slot machine broadcaster and she's winning. I don't know what that YouTube slot machine broadcaster means, but Tammy Roman, isn't she from the original Real World? She's been. Yeah, she has been making it work for all these years. God bless ye.
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She really has. And speaking of Father's Day.
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Well, I know you're trying to. I know you're trying to set up a Ramona thing. I can't find the link. Someone. Where was it in the comments? Can someone send us the link? I saw this on social media yesterday in passing. Ramona put up a very awkward Father's Day post.
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But.
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And so, Roxy. Roxy, in the comments, can you. Could you put the link in the comments so we can send it? Because it was. It was.
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Well, I found one. I found one posted on Reddit. You want me to show it to you?
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Maybe that's the one it was. Yes, please.
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Oh, my gosh. It's Ramona sitting kind of on a chair here. It's Ramona sitting on, like, the couch, arm behind her dad, and she says, we made up two weeks before he passed, Comma. Love you, dad. Happy Father's Day was a witness of domestic abuse towards my mom. Is that the end?
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I think that's just what she posted.
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That can't be.
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She's just so. She really delivers a message so delicately. Well, obviously, it's not funny, but, like, the incident is not funny. The social. As a social media post, it's very funny because it's a disaster of a post. It's.
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It's a very. It's a very Ramona Singer post, that's for sure.
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Good Lord. Yeah. After all these years, she still has really not figured out how to. How to do a social media post. There was that.
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It was a little longer. It was a little longer. It says after the. This photo was taken two weeks before he died. And I've said this before, but I'll repeat it. Life is short. Nothing is perfect. But family is everything. So glad I made up with him.
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Oh, okay.
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So it ended okay, but geez, I thought it ended like that. I was like, damn, Ramona. Oh, my gosh.
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But okay, well, I remember one time we. She posted like, well, everyone, this is how you make an apple pie, okay? And she showed every single step, Every single step. And then she's like, and now we put it in the shell, okay? The next step is the oven. And then that was it. We never saw the. We never saw how it turned out. We never saw how it tasted. We just never saw the apple pie.
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What is up with the New York ladies being like that? Because Dorinda was doing her cooking youtubes. I don't know if she still does them, but I caught one of them, and she's like, all right, here's how to make a lasagna, okay?
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You do this thing of this thing,
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and then you have to cheat, and then you do it later, and then
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you have the cheese then you put
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in the oven, and then she opens the oven when you would see the thing, and then, like, you see it for one flash, and it's gone. I was like, can I see the fucking thing? I'm just sat here for 45 minutes. Show me the fucking lasagna.
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I will also say I have definitely done the exact same thing where I've spent a lot of time showing people the prep of this. Every stupid thing. Like, here I am pouring milk into a bowl, like a step that no one needs to see. And then I leave out the entire end Result. So I make fun of Ramona because unfortunately, I'm a little bit too close to Ramona in my real life.
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Well, it's very like cookie. It's very like male climax. It's like, work, work. Oh, God. Work, work. Done. Bye. Lights off. Bye.
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Speaking of, speaking of cooking, by the way, I just made this little cake in between our Amazon Live and now. I made this this afternoon for Dominique's birthday. Is little lemon cake.
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Such a gorgeous baby bunt cake. Oh, my God.
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So beautiful.
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And I love that you put the spoon for. For scale.
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It wasn't for scale. I had been previously drizzling like a. Like a syrup on top of it. I just left the spoon on the grate. But yeah, that's just. You were like, ben, you should show everyone your little button cake. So here it is. The butt cake that I made from Ina Gartens recipe has a new podcast out, by the way.
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She does.
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She. They just announced today she's gonna be doing a podcast with Vox Media. So there you go.
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I'm in. Yeah, I know.
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Call us. I know. Seriously, call us. That'd be my dream come true. I just sit there like this. Some would say that cake was a bit of a bombshell, was it not? Segue, segue, segue. I'm. I'm putting this. This first before we get to any bigger headlines, mainly because the new episode of Love island drops in about 22 minutes, and we have a bunch of male bombshells entering the villa. And I thought as long as we're all here hanging out, could we just, like, as a group, pass judgment together on this new batch of men? Would. Would that be okay if I. If I brought up.
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Sure. Where is it? Is it in the links?
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Okay, it's in the links. Let me see. Meet the Love Island. Okay, do question. We're gonna look at the official photos, which are different than the photos. Cosmo, Cosmopolitan, did some, like, work in terms of finding proper photos from people's social media. And unfortunately, for whatever reason, Love island is like, no, we're going to decide to take photos and make them all look crazy. So we're going to look at the Love island photos, which I think looks like you've got ready. You want to bring those back up, up to the front here?
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Yeah, but they're showing, boys and girls. That's what you're wanting to show, right?
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Yeah, it's fine. We can just start. You just scroll up to the first. So, yeah, we already met the girls last night. One of them's Already gone because. Of course, yeah.
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What do you mean, last night?
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The bombshells came in last night.
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Wait, wasn't last night the after sun?
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That was Saturday last night. Who here watched last night, by the way? Chime in. You were so proud. You were like, I'm caught up on the violent. Last night was great. Okay, I'll tell you what happened. I'll tell you what happened. Okay. Essentially, they. You know the heart race challenge where they have to get on costumes, and we spend 45 minutes watching them writhe on each other. It's like, I'm actually kind of over the heart race challenge in general because it just goes on for so long. So they get the thing, like, tonight's the heart race challenge. They all get in their costumes, they all get ready, the girls come out, sit around the fire pit ready to watch the guys. The guys, however, get a text saying, change of plan. You're doing the heart race challenge over at Casa Moore. So they hop in a car, they go to Casa More, and now the girls all come in, and the girls all do, like, lap dances on them, basically. And then the guys all do it for the girls, and it goes on and on. And what the guys don't realize is that over at the main villa, they gather around all the women, ready for the guys to come out to do their bombshell thing. And instead, there's this giant. Looks like a giant present. And they're like, oh, my God. Especially K from New Hampshire. I was looking. I was looking all around for her, her. Her New Hampshire. Any signs of Kate? I couldn't find any, but she's like, oh, my God, Like, I wonder what's going to happen. And everyone's so excited because I think the guys are in this box. Meanwhile, the guys would have suffocated and died because they waited so long. And then all of a sudden, the front of the box falls forward. And it's not any. It's not any bombshells. It's a TV showing them what's going on at Casa Amore. And all the girls are sitting watching the guys do the heart race challenge with the bombshells. And, like, the guys are saying things like, like, what's his face? Corbin's like, like, I'm coming home with a new girl.
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Bye.
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Bye, Kenzie. You know, and so the girls are seeing this, and they're so mad. Kenzie gets so mad. She does a rage split. She just. She's like, you know what I say to that? She just doesn't split on the lawn.
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Well, that's my favorite thing about Kenzie, when she's like, yeah, doing the split side. That's like what, everyone should do that every day. Because just like, grinding your pelvis into the ground is like very grounding. And then it just shows her doing the splits and like, kind of rubbing up against the grass. Oh my gosh.
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Yeah.
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But they do. Yeah. That is actually probably the part of Wayfair that I just tell my friends about. Just unsolicitedly. I just will say, like, not only can you order the stuff, someone else can put it together for you. Patio season is here, and these deals won't last. Head to Wayfair.com right now and get your outdoor space ready for way less. That's W A Y F A I R.com Wayfair Every style, every home. So it was. It was actually really good. And it was a really good way to be like. Like, hey, girls, you're all with a bunch of idiots. Zach, by the way, was also being a total baby about Kada had, like, a chat with Caleb, and so Zach was being a baby about it. And, like, all the stuff I said earlier in the season that, like, Zach is. I actually like Zach way more than I thought I would. It's all negated. It's all over. I can't stand Zach. He is a little baby and he's a puss, and he. He needs to go. But anyway, I won't say too much more. It's a really fun episode. You can fast forward through most of the. The grind bumping and grinding. But. Yeah, but especially if, you know, we can start with the girls. We can talk about the girl bombshells this has.
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Well, that's okay, because we'll take. We'll take the whole episode. So what, you just want to look at the guys?
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I just want to look at the guys and pass judgment because we haven't seen the guys yet. So I guess while we could just say, like, bombshell, like, is this. Was this turning your head or is this not your call? I feel like, not. Not so exciting so far. Not so much.
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I mean, honestly, I. Some. I just feel like I'm passing. I don't know, like I'm sexually judging babies, if that makes sense. But for the people in the show, I mean, Chandler, I think Chandler.
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Chandler looks hot.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Good face. Righteous gemstone says he doesn't look great, by the way. You don't look great, by the way. Another call.
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My God, this guy's eyebrows.
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And he's got good.
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He's got glass contact and hair.
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And how do you a Lot going on.
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What the hell do you pray to be like this before you're born? I mean, how does this happen?
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Good Lord, I have a terrible personality. I hate to tell you all.
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Who cares? Who's listening? Who is listening?
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Here's what's great, also, is that Carrie notes that there's 12 new guys. So they're really stacking it. They real. The producers want the women to leave the guys and shake it up.
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12. Okay, then I better start.
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Oh, Katherine says that Carl is much hotter in his candid photos. Corey, I don't know if. I don't know if I love this photo of this guy.
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I need to read. Oh, my gosh, he has the eye. That's what Lake likes to paint on. Southern hospitality. That's all I'm gonna think of now. And double crosses. I love a double cross. I love when someone's like, I'm not just Christian, I'm Christian Christian. Okay, Watch out.
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Lots of eyes, lots of symbols. All right, so that guy.
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And then there's a little. There's a guy like a kid holding his dad's hand in the dark.
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Oh. Oh, that's nice.
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Some numbers. Okay. Yeah.
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Remembering things.
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This guy's pretty, too. I mean, look, it's not like they're gonna cast any ugly people. It's Love island, for crying out loud.
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Yeah, I don't know. I just, like, there's. What I want is to see a bombshell that'll be like, ladies, go for him. Do it. Drop everything and go for him. So far, I don't know. I don't know about that. Hey, girl. Hey. This guy's almost like he's giving some Wes Wilson vibes here.
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Yeah, West Wilson vibes. Okay.
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On. He's kind of like giving some Viking, Viking qualities, actually. Oddly enough. Right.
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Viking.
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I kind of see, like the big beard, this, the. The penetrating stare. It's Viking esque.
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Okay, let's. This cat is adorable.
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The cat's a real bombshell.
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This is what I say, everybody leave. Whoever you're dating on Love island, they're only gonna hurt you. This cat will not. It will wait until you're dead to eat your face off. Okay, Go for the cat.
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Petsmart is like, hey, make sure to book an ad in the middle of the bombshells for Love Island.
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This guy, I mean, I see a lot of hair.
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I feel like they don't love his tattoos.
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These guys, like, the white guys seem to look alike, right?
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Yeah, they seem very generic this year.
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Sandy blonde haired, light eyes. I mean, very, you Know, very handsome. But I want to see these tattoos, though. I want to read this. The ultimate Something of a man, I guess. Umbrella in comfortable.
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It's a. It's a. It's a commercial. It's a. It's just ad copy for Sealy Seal Mattresses.
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I thought you were, like, silly me and you must never part.
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It was not silly. That silly. That would be definitely not.
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Okay, so Ron still looks surprised to be here.
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Ronnie. It's a. Ronnie.
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We don't often get it. Ronnie. So, Ronnie. Yeah, he does look like, huh.
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So Catherine in the comments says this Kyle guy told his living girlfriend that he had to move to Chicago for work, and he ended up on Love Island. So this guy's a real loser. He's sort of like Johnny depping it, you know, as.
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They all did this to their girlfriends. Didn't Corbin to you that. Someone told me.
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Someone told me that Debbie says not. Not sure about the Native American tattoo. I feel like I need to hear, like, if he is, like, Native American, I'll be like, okay, cool. If he's not, I'll be like, you know, I'm gonna need to, like, I'm. I'm gonna reserve judgment. Like, if it's actually a tribute to, like, his bloodline, then I will be okay with it. If it's just, like, a white guy being pretentious, then I'. Sir, please take a seat.
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Yeah, yeah. Because I feel like he's so young that I don't know, if it was like, an old, old man, you'd be like, oh, gosh. Remember back then? God, our grandparents were so embarrassing, but, like, yeah, you're too young to be that problematic. Another eye.
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Yeah, another eye. I thought that was a. I thought that was a cow face. Hold on.
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Is it a cow? What do you mean, a cow face?
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Because when it was small, it looked like that was the snout of the cow. And then this is the head, and that's the ear coming out. You see? Do you see what I'm talking about? But I didn't see. It was an eye. Now that's an eye.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I think it's an eye.
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So, Ronnie. So, Ronnie. Okay, so then Ryan.
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Ryan. Ryan feels like he should be in House the Dragon, which we just watched last night. He looks like he should be on the. On the ship. He'd be like, we must save high tide.
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So many tattoos. This guy's got a feather fetish. He's got a lot of feathered, feathery tattoos. And a sword.
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There's a lot of feathers.
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He's a lot of guys around. He's got a sword that says silver sky. So, okay, so House of the Dragon. Then this guy Tino,
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do you know, I feel okay. All right. He's sort of. I feel like he's saying, like, well, hello.
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I feel like that gene is very big and it's going to hurt in the sun when the sun's, like, glaring on you. I don't know. These are children. I don't.
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Okay, this is a pass. Hard pass. What does that mean?
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This looks like Seth McFarlane.
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It's almost like someone did AI on Nate the boson from below deck and then said, but add, like, a really stupid, like, chin beard.
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I think it's the holding his neck thing. Like, does your neck hurt?
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The. The neck and the Brillo pad. I just. I can't.
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No.
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And there's a soul patch. I don't like any of it. I don't like. I don't like. I don't like little chin beards. There's like, nothing but a little chin beard and a soul patch. It's like one of my least favorite, like, facial hairstyles.
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Okay, so then. Oh, gosh. Okay. No.
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What about Snapple? Lastly, a mascot. A mascot from Snapples. Okay, well, there we go.
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Okay, well, I'll watch. Well, now that I know that I missed an episode, I'll have 10 hours to watch tonight. It's great. You. You missed one episode of a show,
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and then boom, something to look forward to tonight. Yeah.
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Okay, so let's move on to some bravo, shall we? Yeah. First of all, thank you to Dorit Coombsley, who sent us her book on buildings
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story.
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Dorit Coonsley. I've got very large shoulder pads in every photo. I do. Because now I'm single, and single women love shoulder pads. You never know who's going to tackle you in the street when you're single. Shoulder pads. Okay, the back of it says, I wasn't trying to convince anyone who I was. I was all. I already knew what they thought of me, who they thought I was. Well, they didn't know the hoof of it.
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Unbuted. Yeah. Please read like a. Just open it up and read like a random paragraph. Is that a hardcover or is it soft cover?
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How dare you. This is not released in soft cover yet. You got to get the hardcover, and then when you're really a fan, the hard. The soft cover comes or the paperback comes out. Okay. Pick a number. Well, first off, before I even get in there, let me just say she she gives you two little cards. The box was beautiful. It was like gold. The gold letters, like, I'm beautant.
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Do you take pictures of it?
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I did. I made, like, a little video. But I'm too lazy to edit social media videos. Anybody who follows me knows that she put a little card in it that says the tourists. It's a recipe, by the way. The box. I hope you enjoy the box. It's got not only my book, but Sutton's breakfast to the tiny bottle of Boulevardier. So she says the dorit. Because details matter before you turn the first page. Who are these? Trust me, you'll understand why. And it's a recipe to her drink that she's calling the duri, which is a vodka soda.
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Okay.
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And also this is also a Ramona. Okay. Because Ramona's other video, don't forget her big how to video was. This is how I make a Ramona drink. First you get very large wine glass, then you put ice, then you put vodka, then you put some soda. So vodka soda, Ramona for sake.
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She muddles mint in it. Don't forget, put some cucumber at the bottom. I want it to be in a large class. Muddled. A cucumber.
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Okay.
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And the mint. Sorry, metal. The mint.
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What? All right, here. Okay.
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Let's say 137.
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Okay. 1:30. Oh, I opened. 132. Okay.
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I have a game here called that. Like, it gives a prompt and you have to pull us. Never mind. Just go on.
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Okay. There is no season where I haven't learned something about myself. Whether it's how I respond under pressure or how I handle confrontation, how quickly I forgive or how deeply I feel. I came to understand that I cannot control how I'm perceived. I can only control how I show up to reach. Show up to show up, show up. Like, not two hours late.
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I was like you, actually. That's good advice. You can control how you show up.
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And also when I'm not naive about the medium anymore. I understand its tempo. I respect its structure. I appreciate the opportunity. But I no longer measure myself by reaction. When the cameras shut off and the house quits When I check on my children before bed when I sit on the stillness of my own thoughts that is where I recollibrate.
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She's about to sing. These are some of my favorite things. When the dog bites when the bee stings When I recalibrate me thoughts I
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simply remember I've got one child and then a girl knocks on my front door and I say get out of here.
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I've got one child Pringles on sweatshirts. And Coke cans on sweatshirts. Chocolate on sweatshirts and sticky things on sweatshirts. So many things that PK has on his chest. These are a few of his favorite things.
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PSA hates sweatshirts.
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He spits everything out of sweatshirt. Stupid.
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Okay, some pretty huge news is Elisa Barlow came out with a single. Do we talk about this? It was kind of a while ago.
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I think we sort of, like, addressed. I mean, we noted that it happened. Do you want me to. Do you want me to play it so that way the audio comes through?
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Yeah, you have to, because I can't. I can't play it for my audience.
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Let me bring it up, these songs.
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The song is called Baby Gorgeous by Lisa Barlow, and it's Lisa in a crazy outfit with fur around her waist.
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Yeah. Here we go. I'm pressed. Let me press play.
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Gorgeous. If you feel it then it happens? Happens. You don't need to hide you're already shining? Just look to the sky. If you don't know where to find it?
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You're just baby gorgeous.
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You're just baby gorgeous. If you run with us, we don't want.
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Okay.
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I think the English is bad.
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You're just baby gorgeous.
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You're just baby gorgeous. Well, I guess that makes sense. When you say it.
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The rhythm's a little tricky because you have. It goes. You're just baby gorgeous. It kind of feels like it should go. You're just. But it's actually. You're just baby gorgeous. I'm sensitive to these things now. Since we did a category, I was
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gonna say she's a real Sondheim. Okay, so some comments. Sabrina Carpenter. Who? Song of the summer. Yes. But what do the lyrics mean? They don't mean it's poetry.
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Yeah.
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Are you asking kind of question that. Go ask Shakespeare. Actually, I think his things meant things. His sentences meant things, but you know what I mean.
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Does Shakespeare have a platinum hit? I don't think so. How many songs has Shakespeare gotten to the top of the charts?
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Well, I'm really glad for her because. Yeah. Shakespeare really, like. Right.
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Better.
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But I'm actually super happy that this came out because I was just thinking a couple weeks ago, like, where Are the Housewives singles? Like, what happened to that plot where Housewives would come out with singles? It had been a while, and I never would have thought it would be Lisa, but it's Lisa. Here we go. Right on.
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Yeah, It's. They're all DJing now. That's the thing.
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Yeah.
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So they're like, rather than being in front, we're gonna go behind. Even. Even Erika Jane halted her illustrious musical singing career to be a dj. So it's nice to see someone deciding, no, I'm gonna still be on stage on a mic, performing. Yeah, basically her. It's her. It's Luann, it's Candace, and it's Adriana.
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Yeah, that's pretty good. I look forward to hearing it in every gay bar I go to for the rest of my life. And, yeah, and our shows. It will be in the remix of our next live show for sure.
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Well, I would like to put it in the. In the montage before the show, but has to become popular enough that people recognize it because I put so many songs in that pre show montage where I'm like, people are going to be cheering. And really the only songs people ever want to hear are the Vanderpump Rules theme song and Chic Salavi. Like, that's it. All the other songs I put in there, people are always like, what is this?
A
Oh, don't know. Baby Gorgeous.
B
Trust me, I'll put Baby Gorgeous in there. Fine.
A
I mean, I knew it. I was kind of singing it in the shower. I was like, yeah, Baby Gorgeous. And I kept saying, what does that mean?
B
Yeah, well, yeah. Drive Back is actually the best Housewives song, says RE Giordiano. And I agree, that is the best Real Housewives song release. Drive Back for. For sure. Because you make me want Baby Drop Back, Drop back.
A
Remember Baby Gorgeous battle.
B
Oh, my God. Let's make it a remix. Let's make it a mashup. Going to make me wanna drop back actually. Good as Gold, actually, I would say Good as Gold is my favorite. I actually think that's a legitimately great song.
A
The brain doesn't mean a thing. There's so many. Stick in my head or on display. On display. On display. Five songs. You know, the good thing about the pop landscape is it has lowered our expectations a great deal. We're just. It's great. I mean, if it sticks in your head, I think it's good.
B
Yeah. I mean, like, I don't know. I mean, when you hear, like, the sounds of, like, Candace, just set a tone.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
This classic. Here we go. Yeah. Good job, Candace.
A
Can Lisa have her moment?
B
No, no. Because she stands on the shoulders of others and everyone has to be acknowledged.
A
All right, what else? What else you want to talk about in here?
B
Well, let me go back to the page. The sorrel for those who are. I don't Know, I guess one thing that was sort of making some waves last week was a story that said that Wes Wilson was trying to get Lindsay, Carl and Kyle fired from Summer House. Apparently he was going around when she, when Lindsay was pregnant telling producers like, she shouldn't be on the show because the show is not about pregnant people. And then he was also saying that Carl and Kyle, like they're like basically old news and like the, like it really should just be about like the new people that are on the show. This is all what's being alleged. And he's of course categorically denying any of it and all of it. But do you think that he, he tried to do that?
A
I mean, I'm sure he said, well, we saw on camera him. Well he said to some. Didn't he say it on camera like, or he said in an interview or something like, I'm sure Lindsay will be gone because like, what are you going to do on the show with the baby? Which I think at the time people were like, what is she going to do on the show with the baby? You know, it is, at the time it was like, it's just people are getting wasted every week like you're going to have a baby that's like a natural end of the show. And Lindsay was like, eggs me, lose me. And taught us otherwise for sure. But the Carl and Kyle stuff, I mean, I don't, I don't know. Is it so weird that I've killed West Wilson in my pop culture mind already? I'm like, I'm. Look, goodbye. Goodbye, you loser. I'm so sick of it that after, after the math aftermath, after the aftermath.
B
After the aftermath.
A
Yeah, I, I was like, okay, we're broken up now, but I mean, not that we were ever together but like TV wise, you know, Bye.
B
Well, people here in the comments do believe that he was trying to sort of plant seeds to be like, let's, let's move on past, past them. And I think like a year ago I would have been like, oh no. I think that he's like, you know, he's shifting, he's a fame or. But he understands how this works. But now I actually do kind of think that maybe, maybe he did, you know.
A
Yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't plant those seeds, you know, And I said a million times in the recap. But one thing that always sticks in my mind, this little tinker about west and Jesse is when Lexi was talking about Jesse complaint, you know, saying, oh no, we need to do this because west is Popular. You know, kind of the insecurity about who's the most popular or whatever. And that's. I think they're thirsty douchebags, you know?
B
Yeah.
A
Off west. Bye. Go do it over there. Just do it over there. Do it on another channel. Okay. Can't wait for your EMT show.
B
Yeah, exactly. Well, he'll be on. What's it called? The. The special ops show. He'll be carrying around, you know, some reality star over his shoulder. And then. Yes, then the next step will be Manosphere. Theo Vaughn, Joe Rogan. You can't say anything anymore. Wow. And that'll be. That's the trajectory. So good luck.
A
Yeah. So a pretty big piece of news. Well, there's two Jersey things. One is that there was a headline this week that said Real Housewives of New Jersey season 15 is reportedly less toxic after Bravo's Cash Shake up, to which I say, boo. Sounds boring. Bring back my cast. Why are you firing everybody? No boo.
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Boo.
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Pre boo. Pre boo. Do not support.
B
Yeah, yeah. I don't see it. First of all, you know that, like, it's gonna be awful. Like when they've. When they've tried to make the show non toxic. It's just like scenes of Teresa and Melissa pretending to play house like family is everything. And then they're, like, making cookies together and they're just doing stupid things around town. No, it doesn't. It doesn't work that way. Oh, by the way, someone at my reunion is from Tenafly. She's, you know, I was like, where are you up? Where do you live these days? She goes, I live in Tenafly. I was like, oh. And she goes, you know it. I'm like, well, the Real Housewives, there's one Real Housewife and she gets gossip from someone named Serena from Tennafly.
A
My friend was like, what short Court reporter? Wasn't that her?
B
No, that was Laura. Laura was the short one. Serena's the one with all the gossip.
A
Oh, Serena's the one with the gossip. Okay. Well, the other time. The other time, One of the other times, the most famous time in my mind, the Bravo said, oh, guess what? It's coming back and it's less toxic. Is with Real Housewives of New York, the reboot. So I don't know. Not great PR for you, Bravo. Although I'm a huge Jersey Stan from back in the day, so my fingers are crossed. But it's going to be hard to make up for firing all those people. Do not like.
B
Yeah, I think. I think getting rid of Margaret was. That was not smart. Because Margaret is a great foil for Teresa because Teresa is so dumb and Margaret so smart. And you need to have like the dumb and the smart facing off. Because right now it's just gonna be Teresa. It'll be Teresa and Melissa. It's just not gonna be enough pretending to each other.
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B
Interesting. Cryptic, you know.
A
I'm sorry. She also shared a few quotes about mothers, including I hope my mom never carries the weight of thinking she wasn't enough. I could fill pages with the quiet, beautiful ways she shaped my life.
B
Well, Doha in the comments here says on Reddit there was a post about Antonio's new nose job. I did see that. Actually. Antonia, which is Melissa's daughter, got a new nose job and people were upset with Melissa and her passing on poor body image to her kid. Within hours, the months old Melania rest story came out. So like, do you think there was some sort of conspiracy theory to take attention off of Melissa?
A
I think that's what did they make her hit somebody in the family. Well, the idea that people about her damn nose. Give me a break. And if anybody's to blame for people feeling insecure about their bodies or anything, it's the commenters on these posts. Jesus.
B
Yeah.
A
Although, I mean, hello, not to be a hypocrite, we all watch these shows, but I guess it's like, leave the kid alone, you know? Jeez, what she do? She's a kid.
B
Yeah, but Melania has a. A high powered attorney from Alan Kaminsky of Kaminsky Law to take on her domestic violence case. Still don't really know what is going on with this case, but she hired someone very, very high powered for this of whoever. Whoever is saying that she hit her. So I guess we'll see.
A
No, she hit somebody.
B
No, I'm sorry.
A
That's.
B
That's what I meant to say. I meant to say that.
A
Oh, okay. I never know how I'm reading things because I could have read it to you completely backwards, knowing me. So that's Melania. I don't know. I love. I love my little Melania. Good luck over there. I mean, don't. Don't hit people, but
B
don't hit people, Melania.
A
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B
Who'd have thought, of all people, Melania Giudice would have been someone to act out.
A
It wasn't the most shocking news. So especially like, you know, her mom's on. Her mom. No, no, no need to go further. Her mom's her mom. So let's see, what else? Oh, so speaking of the Real Housewives of New York, as I just did in passing, the drama that is coming out of that one is that Real Housewives of New York star side of Silva shares cryptic post about Carol Radzwell during feud. It looks like she's coming after her for being on the Epstein list.
B
Yep.
A
And she said in a post in the now deleted Instagram story, Psy shared a glam chair selfie alongside the caption. Just out here asking the questions that everyone wants to know.
B
You know what? I applaud Psy for doing it because it's true. Like, Real Housewives, old school. Real Housewives of New York would go there. Giselle would go there. Giselle Wish, Giselle Naomi Wish. But like, in my, like, Housewives would go there. And so Psy has to ask Carol these questions because it's a thing that's out there. And like, why not make people feel uncomfortable? Why not be a little edgy? So I think Psy I'm hoping is getting the memo of what they have to do for the reboot, and I think it'll be fun to see Carol.
A
You have to ask.
B
Yeah.
A
What? I barely knew her. She's. Oh, she's some girl I knew from a party who took my picture for my book cover because she said she was the photographer. Okay. I mean, you have to ask her. They. Right when she was cast, all this news was coming out. It was like, the Epstein list comes out, and they're like, and Carol Raswell coming back to the Epstein list and Real Housewives of New York.
B
Yeah. So I'm. I'm all for it. I'm. I'm all for, like, you know, not. Not being like, oh, my God, Carol needs to go to jail or anything. I just, like, I want them to address stuff that's out there, and I just don't want another season of, like, you know, oh, my God. There was, like, I like cheese. I don't like cheese. You know, who complained about the cheese?
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The cheese. Although that was one of our favorite plots to come out of that show.
B
I do like a petty fight that
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was the beginning, and we're like, oh, good, a cheese fight. I'm in. And then it, you know, turned into what it was. Bad news for Alicia from Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Pizza chip inventor says the one shown on Real Housewives was not actually a pizza chip. A burn.
B
That's really a shame. We strive for authenticity at all times on Bravo. So to know that what we saw was not a real pizza chip, it's just sad. It's sad that Alicia has to resort to lying about pizza chips. You know, what a shame. What a huge shame.
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Don de Petrillo says, piece of dough. It has to be very crusty, but you got to have the right sauce. Sauce has to taste good, said Depril the Petrillo. They have to be baked at the right temperature, and consistency is the main factor. He said his idea for the pizza chip came when he was hungry and goofing around with his nephew. Back in the day, pizza chips were basically invented in 87, said Petrillo.
B
So how could he tell it was not real from the image? Was it just not dark enough? Is that. Is that why?
A
Oh, I'm sure. Well, you know, he's. His bakery sells 55,000 pizza chips in one week. So he hears someone's claiming to invent the pizza chip. He's going to get his ass down to pizza mama. Okay.
B
Yeah, well, there's pizza chips and pizza strips, so we know that there's a Whole world of pizza adjacent things in Rhode island that we're going to have to try someday. But I'm, I'm glad that he spoke up and, and, and righted the wrong. Speaking of, of cooking, one thing that, that caught my eye this week. So Top Chef, it's done. Carolinas are done. We were not fans of the twins because they were very annoying, and they were very much like. They were clearly just trying to on ramp into, you know, celebrity chef stardom. They were very Food Networky on Bravo. And so Jonathan, who. He didn't make it. He made it just. He made it just shy of the end, and he was on.
A
He.
B
Arguably one could make an argument that he may have contributed to Lawrence losing, and Lawrence was a front runner, and guess what? Jonathan was a sous chef. So. Well, anyway, the big thing is that Jonathan, he actually was a. I guess you could say like a performer or something. He performed at that UFC fight at the. On the White House lawn. He performed for the. That birthday celebration that happened, and he was on stage, and then he started, and there's like a video of him, and he's like, high fiving all these. All these bros in the audience and everything. And then he's like. He's like, oh, well, you know, you know, just my political beliefs, you know, you. You decided my political beliefs based on a UFC fan event where I was invited to cook is a pretty wild assumption. So I just wanted to point this out that this guy, who has sucked for many reasons now, there's another real big reason to say that he sucks.
A
This guy lost me when he made a dinner roll for a challenge. For his whole dinner, he made a dinner roll. Okay, I will not ever get over that. Yeah, this picture is very funny too, because it's him pointing up like, hey, but they're putting a picture of him, you know, at the game or whatever, or whatever he was doing on the lawn. And the headline, oh, I'm sorry. And the poster right above his head says, mushroom smothered Steak. Why, that makes me laugh.
B
Of course. Just someone smiling. And then their title is Mushroom smothered with Bourbon Pan Gravy. Don't leave that part off. Anyway, I just wanted to highlight that mushroom smothered steak. It's like he's doing a Joe Gorga
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post, but his inspirational quote is mushroom smothered steak.
B
Oh, geez, what you gonna do? Speaking of backpedaling on politics, Heather Dubrow is also backpedaling on Spencer Pratt.
A
Oh, and Heather Dubrow. Performative ass Heather Dubrow. And of Course she's gonna backpedal after she gets called out. At least stand in it, Heather, for Christ's sake.
B
Yeah, she. Yeah, she on her podcast with Terry and was like, do you know what? Here's where Spencer Pratt lost me. I'm like, it should never have been that he had you in the first place, but that's fine. She's like, when he said he was gonna do a reality show while being mayor, and we all know you can't. If you're there to be mayor, then you can't be doing a reality show. It's like, you know, you're doing a reality show while trying to make it as a comic actress. I hate to break it to you,
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but we'll probably run for mayor at some point. I can't with. I can't with this. It's like she gets in trouble and then she's like, oh, really? I'm very offended now that a reality star would want to make a reality show. Get out of here, Heather. Come on.
B
She should have just said, you know what? Someone asked me a question. I didn't know much about the guy. I said, sure, we need a change. I didn't realize he was a piece of. Now I know it was my bad. I wish she just said that. But. But now she's like, wait, now I just realized. I was like, okay, so that's the thing that was like, that was too much for you, was that he's gonna do a reality show, not every other thing. Problematic thing that Spencer Pratt stood for.
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Soy.
B
But anyway, I still thought it was funny. And then in the comments, people are saying they think that she got a facelift. I noticed that too. I thought she looked great, actually. I was like, wow. I thought the bro in this. In this clip, she's looking fabulous.
A
She does. Yeah. It looks like makeup free. Looks great. Yeah, that's a fate look. If that's a facelift, show me where. Point me. Point me to the direction. I will call them whenever. So that brings us to the end of the headline portion of this. Now we're going to talk to you guys and invite you up to this stage. But if you're just here listening on audio. Thank you so much for being here. We'll be here in another couple of weeks at 5:30 Pacific. Well, wait, will we. Or is that July 4th weekend in two week. Might be three weeks. Three weeks.
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Yeah, July. We're off for July 4th week. So. Yeah, we won't. We won't be here on July 6th. But you know, July 13th yeah.
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So we'll be back July 13th. Thank you guys so much for being here. We will talk to you next time. Bye. Bye.
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