#3425 Below Deck Med S11E03 Part Two: Damons and Demons

Summary

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Watch What Crappens – Episode #3425

Below Deck Med S11E03 Part Two: Damons and Demons

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: June 23, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this recap episode, Ben and Ronnie break down the drama-filled second half of Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11, Episode 3. Focusing on the yacht's high-tension charter guests—especially the insufferable Joseph—the hosts skewer the cast's behavior, marvel at the escalating crew drama, and sprinkle in their signature humor and impressions. Notable themes include guest entitlement, crew exhaustion, passive-aggressive confrontations, and the eternal struggle of yachties dealing with nightmare clientele.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Crew Tension and Silverware Rage (02:36-05:37)

• Kaylee’s Attempt at Peace: Kaylee tries to thaw the frostiness with Jen after being selected as second stew. Jen’s passive-aggressive response is delivered while tightly rolling silverware—an act loaded with suppressed rage.
  • Quote (Ben as Jen, 03:25): “I don’t want the team to, like, feel over, well. Roll, roll, roll. Silver napkin.”
• Host Commentary: Ben and Ronnie riff on the universal service-industry pain of rolling silverware while angry, quipping that Jen is “making the most tightly wound pieces…they’ll just be flattened and smushed into knife shapes” (Ronnie, 04:06).

2. The Entry of the Nightmare Guests (05:37-09:31)

• Initial Impressions: Guests arrive already bickering, particularly Joseph and Addie, whose toxic dynamic is instantly apparent.
  • Quote (Ronnie, 06:24): “They haven’t even walked up the passerelle yet, and they’re already this angry with each other.”
  • Ben (06:46): “They hate each other! …This will be awkward.”
• Joseph’s Entitlement: Joseph immediately starts clashing with crew, refusing to follow Nathan’s safety instructions.
  • Quote (Ben as Joseph, 07:37): “‘So what? If you speak, I have to listen to you?’”
  • Ronnie and Ben fantasize about Captain Lee-level justice for Joseph.

3. Who is Joseph? A $500 Million “Slumlord” (14:13-15:31)

• Internet Sleuthing: The hosts track down Joseph’s IRL identity mid-recap, reading aloud some online bio and branding him a “construction nepo baby” and likely “slumlord.”
  • Quote (Ben, 15:25): “You cannot tell me that this man is going to build any sort of quality affordable housing. There’s just no way.”

4. Addie’s Exit and Guest Chaos (18:42-24:25)

• Addie Wants Off: Addie desperately asks to leave less than a day into the charter. The crew scrambles to accommodate, while Joseph alternately whines and boasts about his wealth and looks.
  • Quote (Ben, 19:26): “‘Where’s the next port, by the way? Because I want to get the fuck off this boat.’”
  • Quote (Ronnie as Joseph, 23:10): “‘I pay $12,500 a month, and she’s gone, it’s over. Good luck to her.’”
• Crew Perspective: Hosts empathize with Addie, hammer Joseph’s manipulative, transaction-driven approach to relationships.

5. Water Toys and Drunken Antagonism (26:14-29:44)

• Jet Ski Incident: Nathan denies Joseph access to the jet skis due to his drinking, triggering Joseph's taunts and escalation.
  • Quote (Ronnie, 26:51): “‘You want me to get off the jet ski, you little prick?’”
  • Ben: “You can jump off the second floor of the boat, but you can’t ride a jet ski according to my man.”
• Asia’s Diplomacy: Asia steps in to smooth things over, and the hosts praise her ability to placate “rich people” while keeping crew morale in check.

6. Nathan’s Struggle: Don’t Engage! (30:46-32:56)

• Captain Sandy's Advice: Sandy counsels Nathan not to take Joseph’s bait, stressing the dangers of mixing confrontation with entitled guests.
  • Quote (Sandy via Ben, 31:20): “‘When you have a guy like that, it isn’t an aggressive approach. Just say, ‘I’m just doing my job.’ Don’t engage.’”

7. Post-Dinner Antics: Joseph Calls for Backup (42:01-43:25)

• Joseph’s Pathetic Search: Now alone, Joseph drunkenly calls his lawyer, asking him to procure a new woman to join the boat—offering $5k to $20k fees.
  • Quote (Ronnie, 42:26): “This is when we talk about the yacht girls. This is the guy who's hiring them.”
  • Quote (Ben, 42:45): “There’s something so icky—calling the lawyer to go and reach out to the random girl...pathetic. So small.”

8. Bridge Showdown: Nathan Finally Engages (43:40-44:19)

• Direct Confrontation: Joseph invades the bridge to antagonize Nathan directly, complaining about their “relationship” and flat out calling Nathan a “prick.” Nathan, feeling cornered, tells him off, worried he’s about to get fired.
  • Quote (Ronnie as Nathan, 44:06): “‘You’re a bit of a prick, and I don’t like the way that you’re acting.’”
  • Quote (Ben as Nathan, 44:19): “‘I’m about to get fired. Oh, my gosh.’”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Joseph’s Wealth Boasts:
  • Ben: “Girl, you are so rich that you’ve been told you’re good looking by so many people. They are lying to you.” (13:52)
• On Service Work Rage:
  • Ronnie: “The most tightly wound pieces of silverware, they're all just gonna be knives when it comes out. They'll just be flattened and smushed into knife shapes.” (04:06)
• On Yacht Guest Entitlement:
  • Ben: “You don’t buy people. That’s crazy. You can’t talk to people however you want just because you gave them some money. You lose.” (24:00)
• On Reality TV Consequences (or Lack Thereof):
  • Ronnie: “He's just going to act like a pig and be obnoxious on TV and everyone's going to see him for who he is and he's just going to go back to his life in Boston and like, nothing changes for him. He's just a dick and he will always be a dick." (38:47)

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Important Timestamps

• 02:36 – Hosts jump into the recap, beginning with Sandy’s team-building style
• 03:03 – Kaylee and Jen’s tense conversation about second stew position
• 06:24 – Introduction of Joseph and Addie, toxic couple arriving
• 08:09 – Joseph’s first confrontation with Nathan
• 14:13 – Ben and Ronnie sleuth out Joseph’s real identity
• 19:26 – Addie requests to leave charter
• 26:14 – Joseph tries and fails to operate jet ski while intoxicated
• 29:44 – Asia placates Joseph; Sandy hears about crew disrespect
• 31:20 – Captain Sandy counsels Nathan on not engaging guests
• 42:01 – Joseph drunkenly tries to recruit a new woman to the yacht
• 43:40 – Joseph confronts Nathan at the bridge; tension peaks

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Humorous Asides and Signature Impressions

• Ben and Ronnie’s recurring references to reality TV tropes, such as the hope for a “Captain Lee moment” and their spins on “nepo babies” in yachting and construction (15:31).
• Ongoing riffing about customer service interactions with “virtual assistants”—used as a parallel for robotic, diplomatic crew responses to difficult guests (10:32).
• Ronnie’s ASIA impression and Ben doing Sandy’s “moonwalk” team-building enthusiasm.
• The hosts’ ongoing mockery of Joseph’s “rich guy” moves, including the pitiful “yacht girls” subplot.

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Tone, Style & Final Thoughts

Ben and Ronnie maintain a signature snarky, improv-heavy tone, balancing real empathy for the yacht crew with brutal mockery of entitled guests. Their impressions, quick-witted banter, and commentary on class and gender dynamics in yachting keep the recap entertaining and sharp.

For anyone who missed the episode:

• Expect major guest drama centered on Joseph—a brash, loaded, and thoroughly obnoxious charter guest.
• The episode pivots around guest-crew conflict, with Nathan and Kaylee walking the tightrope between standing up for themselves and risking their jobs.
• Captain Sandy struggles to balance customer service with crew well-being.
• The hosts deliver their judgment with trademark humor, making this a cathartic listen for any viewer frustrated with the appalling behavior on display.

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Listen to the full episode for more quips, impressions, and Bravo banter.

Transcript

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[Kat]

So Sandy's like, hey guys, whoa. Joel Cooper, guess what? Teamwork makes the dream work. Oh yeah. Moonwalk, moonwalk. Doing the moonwalk. Can you tell? Does it look like I'm really on the moon? God, I really love that dance.

[Nat]

So Kaylee has a great strategy. They're like, what? Huh?

[Kat]

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[Nat]

Pardon me, Captain Sandy. I just need to go into. Into this room and talk to Jy. So Kaylee has a great strategy for thawing out the frostiness between her and Jen, mainly from Jen's side. So she goes up to Jen and says. I was just gonna say. I just, you know, I know we were kind of both running for the second stew, and I just didn't want there to be any bad blood or anything like that. And Jen's like, rage blinking. She is.

[Kat]

And she's also. She's also rolling silver, which anybody who's ever waited tables knows, like, you do not want to with me while I'm rolling silver. And you can see every, like, bit of anger as she, like, tucks the napkins over the silver. And t. She's like, well, you know, I've been doing this for a long time, and there's so much skill that goes into being second stew, and I don't want the team to, like, feel over, well. Roll, roll, roll. Silver napkin.

[Nat]

The most tightly wound pieces of silverware, they're all just gonna be knives when it comes out. They'll just be flattened and smushed into knife shapes. Yeah.

[Kat]

No one can open it. They're like, oh, God, this is some tight silver.

[Nat]

Yeah, I totally understand that. And obviously, there'll be a lot of learning for me, and I might come to you for advice. I'm sure that's just what Jen wants to hear. The. Oh, good. I'm so glad I got to be third stew so I could be the first two for training. The second stew. Love it.

[Kat]

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[Nat]

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[Kat]

She goes, it's all good. Okay, thank you. So Kaylee says, you know, having all this doubt put onto her character by Jen isn't great. And now she's doubting herself, and Jen's like, oh, my God, come to me for advice. That's funny. That is funny.

[Nat]

Did you not see me rolling up silverware? That was your first lesson. You weren't even paying attention. So everyone's getting into whites because here come the guests. And Nathan's like, all right, everyone, we're gonna push, push, push, push, push, push, push. So they're gonna. They're excited. And Cooper tells Luke that he's the only football player in his family, and the rest is all baseball. So he's really excited to have Johnny Damon on board. Luke is like, I don't know what these bullets are, because he's not from America. So then Asia's checking on Kaylee. She's like, did Jen seem okay? I noticed the roll ups were a bit tight. This little smushed right now. Is she okay?

[Kat]

The roll ups are like chopsticks. Is that girl doing all right? She's like, I don't know. I just. I just want to lift it. And Jen is complaining to Cat. Poor, gets everything, you know? She's like, oh, I'm 22 years old. I'm getting too old for this.

[Nat]

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[Kat]

Yeah. Daisy just threw a martini at the TV screen. So we. The. The guests are coming, and one of the couples is arguing already. We see that. We find out later it's this Joseph guy who's just such a douche. And Johnny is like, oh, God, are we the only one. Same ones here? Gee, Jesus. She, like, seems like it. Great. Invites Johnny.

[Nat]

Yeah. So Joseph is like, telling Addie. He's like, addie, get the away from me. She's like, love that. She goes, yeah, I love it too. Like, she goes, damn, why did I do this to myself? I'm like, wow, okay. Great couple coming on that. They're not even. All they're doing is taking their shoes off and putting them in the box. They haven't even walked up the passerelle yet, and they're already this. This angry with each other.

[Kat]

They hate each other. And the staff all notice. Nathan's like, this will be awkward. Did you notice? And Asia's like, should I take you on a tour? All right, do you want to stop pulling his hair? All right, let's take a tour. So Cooper's like, oh, he's not gonna be in the jet skis, though. I can tell you that, because he's gonna be too hammered. Look at that guy. I mean, what do you mean? I can't get on the jet skis that drink. And I've been drinking since I was

[Nat]

8, and that is actually what winds up happening.

[Kat]

Good call.

[Nat]

So then. So they're on the tour, and Addie is like, you know, she. She's gonna share. She's not gonna sleep with Joseph tonight. She's gonna share with another woman. And then Joseph is complaining to Johnny, and he's like, I pay for her apartment, but she doesn't want to be seen with me. Like, she's obviously not that smart. I'm like, actually, she has standards. I don't Think anyone would want to be seen with you, sir?

[Kat]

Yeah, and Nathan is trying to get the boat off the deck. So he's like, all right, guys, we have to clear the deck. You guys moving inside? And Joseph's like, so what? If you speak, I have to listen to you.

[Nat]

Oh.

[Kat]

So Sandy's calling lines, and Kaylee's like, okay, you know, we've got canopies up there. And Nathan's like, until we get off the dock, do you mind just moving in, please? Bro, I moved off the rail. Now you're telling me to move in? Like, any more instructions? Like, want me to go downstairs? Ah, what the.

[Nat]

Yeah, actually, yes. When he says, like, can you wait, can you, like, leave here? Doesn't mean you go to a different part of the area he told you to vacate and lean up on it. It means you go to the area you're supposed to be in. God, he's so bothered. So then Nathan is like, captain, can. Can address you if, like, if you're not happy with where you're standing. He's like, bro, I'm gonna rip your face off. Okay. Yikes.

[Kat]

So Nathan's pissed, obviously, and Joseph's like, this guy, Little Cock Salkala. Oh, God, I can't wait to watch Captain Sandy kick him off, will she? Oh, this is what. This is where you really hope for a Captain Lee moment. Like, listen here, you little. Get a little rat turd, right?

[Nat]

Yeah.

[Kat]

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[Nat]

I think this is just when we need Captain Carrie to be like, I don't know if you know this, but there is a one of a kind Red Sox baseball in the salon. You want to go check it out? Well, I don't see anything in years. Like, slams the door behind him, locks him in. That's his. That's his move. Just tricking people. That was a classic. But, yeah, this guy is a prick and he's terrible. And, yeah, I hope he falls off the side of the boat and gets eaten by a shark.

[Kat]

Yeah. So Joseph talks to Kaylee. She's like, anybody need anything? He's like, your shipmate. He is a. She's like, oh, sorry to hear that. So Johnny's like, come on, let's go upstairs now. She's like, we'll get you some. Some champagne in you, and you can forget all about. Oh, great move, Kaylee. Give the belligerent drunk, hey, I know

[Nat]

how to fix this alcohol. I did like her robo response. Like, this guy, this. He's a prick. This guy you work with. I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sorry. It's like, AI, you know, it's like when you're. When you're, like, trying to, like, you know, message with Spectrum customer service, and you're like, this isn't working. Like, I'm sorry to hear that. What about these options? Those options don't address what I need. I'm sorry to hear that. How about these options? Those are the same options you just gave me. I'm sorry to hear that. Can you tell I was messaging with Spectrum last night. Oh, the worst. Just the worst. The worst.

[Kat]

So, yeah, I got into a fight with my virtual assistant the other day. I won't say their name because it'll set everybody's virtual assist. Sue. Yeah. So I kept telling sue the same thing, and she kept playing the wrong song. Did I tell you this already? I think I did.

[Nat]

You may have kept playing the wrong thing.

[Kat]

And I was like, God damn it, Sue. Jesus Christ. Like, I finally lost it. And she was like, I do not respond. I was like, shut up. So that's not the time. Now you're going to fucking lecture me? Now, they've trained these things to lecture me, for Christ sake. Sake. And I'm the one who's always very nice to them because I've seen all the Terminators. Like, I know I love science fiction, and I know what the robot's gonna do. They're gonna get so pissed off at us, yelling at them for playing the wrong song that they're gonna kill us all. We all know that this is coming, but, I mean, my God, you guys are pushing me to it.

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[Kat]

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[Nat]

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[Kat]

So Johnny is telling Joseph and Addie, like, oh, this is real nice. Right? Would be nicer if you're here with someone you liked. Am I right? And meanwhile, the staff is gossiping about how this guy is so terrible, and it's just like, I wanted you, Sandy I wanted to let you know I've officially chosen my second stew. The best most qualified person. It's one of the gens, right? Because there's like four of them on board. No, it's Kylie.

[Nat]

Oh, is that. Oh, well, I only know kaylee is gen 2. But you know what, though? I don't know if you realize this. We've increased the budget for prizes, and I'm gonna give her a gift certificate to some James to James purse. And I was. If she want, tell her to pick out anything she wants anything from the purse store and she gets it.

[Kat]

Well, congratulations, because she's got a great attitude. I agree with you. She's amazing. So now we go to the galley and Joy and Luke are flirting. Looks like, look how beautiful the water is today. It's like, oh, a little bit lucky for me. Do you know that I'm seasick? But I never tell people. Only you. You know my secrets

[Nat]

because they might laugh at you for being seasick. She's like, no, but maybe they will not hire me. Then they will miss something because we all know if you laugh at Chef, Chef kill you. Oh, that's right. So then Joseph and Shayla are getting into their guest cabins, and Shayla's like, can you guys just, like, kiss and make up? He's like, what? Do you understand what message she delivered me? She's like, no, don't touch me. She said, don't touch me. Because Addie messaged Joseph saying, don't touch me. Which I think is a fair request. I don't think anyone wants to be touched by a snapping turtle troll on a boat. So, yeah, I'm. I'm team Addie on this one.

[Kat]

Yeah. So we cut to all the guests being like, oh, my God, this is scary what's happening. And we go back to him and he's like, I'm worth $500 million. I have jets. I'm a pretty good looking guy. Girl, you are so rich that you've been told you're good looking by so many people. They're lying to you. They are lying to you. God, you are not. There's not enough money in the world.

[Nat]

Do we know who this person is yet? Has. Has the Internet started to shame him yet? Do we know? Joseph? Joseph. Hello.

[Kat]

I was like, rodney Dangerfield has come back.

[Nat]

He's come back to play this role.

[Kat]

This guy.

[Nat]

Okay? So here he is. I know it is Ronnie Dangerfield, who is Joseph and his amazing technicolor grill coat. So he is Joseph Rutman. God. You know what these articles these days. Not to sound like, like, like someone who's not up with the times, but the fact they have to sit through so many paragraphs of like SEO intro before we actually get to it. His name is Joseph Redman. He claims to be worth $500 million as the president of NEI General Contracting. They focus on premier affordable housing and claim they are not just about building quality, but building quality. You cann that this man is going to build any sort of quality affordable housing. There's. There's just no way. Yeah. I mean, this is a slum. Lord. Oh my God.

[Kat]

That is definitely a slum word. She just wants. Oh, sorry.

[Nat]

The grandson of. Of a city of Boston road and sidewalk contractor and the son of a general contractor and just Joseph's path to construction success was quite literally set in stone from an early meaning or concrete. He. He was the son of general contractors and he was a nepo baby. Construction nepo baby. I feel like I've seen that before somewhere in our society and culture and haven't always loved how it turned out. But you know what? Hey, it's gonna make for an interesting episode.

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[Nat]

Great. Classy. So then the deckhands are putting out toys and Luke is fixing Jen's radio earpiece and everything. People are just doing things around. And Michelle's like, wow. So we were told there was drama before you even took off. Oh, really? What happened? Well, you know Joe, he was being obnoxious at the restaurant before we even came here, and she was getting annoyed. And when we were to walking on the boat, she didn't even want to walk with him. Like, can you even imagine? Can you even.

[Kat]

Yeah. Meanwhile, Addie's like, where's the next port, by the way? Because I want to get the fuck off this boat. Okay, Joe? So get me off the boat. I want. I'm going to literally jump off. And he's like, I'll talk to the Captain. But I want you to know, I don't only find you beautiful. I find your heart beautiful. She's like, please, just get me off the boat. Okay. Save this for later. Zip up your pants out of here.

[Nat]

Yeah.

[Kat]

So meanwhile, Joseph is bitching to Johnny. He's like, oh, you're embarrassed to be with me. I'm a pretty good looking dude. Girl, there's not. I. If I was drunk as you, that wouldn't be true. And Johnny's like, yeah, you're a great looking guy and you got a ton of money, Johnny.

[Nat]

Oh, yeah. I mean. I mean, this guy is just like perfect on paper, right? So Joe's like, captain Sunday, can I have a word with you? It's about to guess. It's urgent. Oh, sure. What is it? Okay, well, here's one of the guests. I think I'm in love with her. It's nothing serious. I don't want it to be serious. Okay, Joe, get to it. Oh, but she also wants to get off the boat immediately.

[Kat]

Yeah, it's personal. It's to do with the guest on board. She's like, all right, you know what? Let's get our anchor down. Water toys out. Water toys out. Immediately. Get the water toys out.

[Nat]

Okay, we're gonna send her off the slide and give her enough power that she'll maybe like, fly off and land on the dock. Okay, good luck.

[Kat]

Whoever she is, tell her that. Tell her I said this. Jen, you've been great. Okay, Have a good trip.

[Nat]

So now Asia is like. Goes up to Addie. She's like, oh, so Joe just said that maybe you're leaving, so would you like to have lunch and then go. She's like, no, get me the off this boat. Are you sure? I'm not hungry. Please. Yeah.

[Kat]

So Kaylee is telling Joy what's going on, and Joy's like, oh, she's giving him ultimatum. I'd be the same off man. So Sandy's. Oh, sorry. Go ahead.

[Nat]

Yes. No, I agree. So Sandy's like, okay, everyone, drop the anchor. Drop the anchor. Okay, great. Okay, all the toys out. More toys out. We've just got nothing but a mile of toys behind us. We've been leaving them off. Every single wave. Just another toy goes out. Thank you, everyone.

[Kat]

Hey, guys, I wanted to say good news. This is the first docking we've done where we haven't crashed into something this season. So good job, everybody. We're in the middle of the water. You know what? Don't jinx it.

[Nat]

Yes.

[Kat]

Just take the win, Nathan. Okay, take The W, buddy.

[Nat]

So Addie is getting off this boat, and one of the guests is like, oh, my gosh, she's getting off the boat. And Joe's like, okay, well, let it go. I'm not dealing with that crap. Sandy's like, hey, Johnny. Johnny Damon. Is. Is everything okay? It's like, yeah, because, you know, someone's leaving. He's like, yeah, you know, not everyone has what Michelle and I have. Is that your takeaway? That's your takeaway right now.

[Kat]

Your friend's a frick. Okay? You enabling.

[Nat]

Your takeaway is not like, oh, like. Like, I brought someone on board that made someone feel so uncomfortable that they have to leave. Let me get to the bottom of this, or let me try to fix this situation or let me try to make Addie feel better or. Or give Joseph a talking to. It's just like, yeah, I know. Michelle and I are pretty awesome, right? Thanks, Sandy, for the reminder.

[Kat]

So now they all go to have lunch, and they're still trying to get this girl off the boat. And Joseph is like, is she gone yet? Could we expedite it?

[Nat]

God.

[Kat]

He's like, we're doing it as quickly as possible. You what a long. So she's like, God, that guy's really a douche. And Sandy is impressed that Cooper got some water toys in there by. By himself. She like, how'd you do that? He's like, I got a good daddy, Captain.

[Nat]

I got a good daddy. His name is Nathan. Meanwhile, upstairs, Joseph is still grousing affordable grousing. He's like, you know, I pay a 12. 12, 12, 500amonth, and she's gone. It's over. She's back on her own. Good luck to her. And Joy is meanwhile, was serving, like, avocado shrimp and everything and lamb and all this nice stuff. And Joseph is like, you know, I actually liked her, man. I really liked her. I'm a tortured individual, but I actually liked her. Oh, yeah. Oh, I could tell.

[Kat]

I.

[Nat]

You know, I could definitely tell how much you liked her just by everything you said. Their romance, your kind words, your gestures. It's. It's a real shame.

[Kat]

Yeah. You're just such a good guy underneath it all.

[Nat]

Yeah.

[Kat]

You know who else was tortured?

[Nat]

Jigsaw.

[Kat]

Okay. He was tortured as well. Shut up, Joseph.

[Nat]

Exactly.

[Kat]

I hate this attitude. Like, I bought her. I give her all this money. Just. It doesn't. You don't buy people. That's crazy. You can't talk to people however you want just because you gave them some money. You lose. So they're gonna get this girl to shore. And someone's like, oh, I feel bad for both of you. He's like, don't feel bad for me. I don't give a. I'm officially single. Hop on, people.

[Nat]

Yeah, so Kaylee is talking to Cat, and she's like, so you want to go through all this stuff? It's not. So we can go and, like, know how we're gonna, like, decorate the table and stuff. You know, things like that. Anyway, and Sandy is just checking in on lunch. Like, hey, everyone, how's lunch? How's everything going here now that you're one person down? I'm sorry that Jen lost, left us. He's like, oh, what am I in trouble here? Like, the captain's here. What's going on? My problem? It's like, no, no, just checking on lunch. I just. I honestly just want to see how big of a douchebag you are with my own eyes. Everyone's been talking about it, so, yeah, now I see.

[Kat]

Sorry, toots, you're not my type. So then Cat and Jen are assorting table decorations, and Cat's putting on a gladiator helmet. And Jen goes, yeah, that's too big for your little head. She's like, okay, well, need a multitask. Yeah, like, putting more laundry. I need to think of a little note to, like, putting laundry. Like, I just want to get my mind off this stupid second stew debacle. So, like, luckily, Luke's a nice big distraction. Hey, Luke.

[Nat]

So she writes a note and puts it in with his laundry that says, luke, if you were a fruit, you'd be a pineapple. I'm sorry, you'd be a fine apple.

[Kat]

Yeah.

[Nat]

Damn it, Jen. Damn it. Okay, Luke, if you're a fruit, you'd be a fine apple, and you wouldn't be as successful as I am. Okay? Signed, you know who.

[Kat]

Luke. You either like me or you're a Percy. Damn it, get out of my head.

[Nat]

So Cat's like, well, I'm glad Jen found some sort of positive outlet. I don't care if she writes a poem on this posted or note or confess her love to Luke or whatever. At this. At this point, I'm just happy that she's just like. I'm just hoping it stays like this.

[Kat]

So now the guests are trying to get on jet skis, and Joe's like, have you been drinking, Joseph? And he's like, I had one cocktail. Well, that's the one in your hand. Then he's like, yeah, that's it. And Joe's like, oh, God, I'll do it. Meanwhile, Nathan's radio doing Asia. He's like, how's the guy getting on the jet ski? Had a lot to drink. And Sandy's listening to all of this, and Asia says, he's headlong six. So Nathan tells him, yeah, you've got to get off the jet Ski, man. You've had more than half a cocktail. He's like, you want me to get off the jet Ski, you little prick? He's like, you can't be drunk driving the jet ski.

[Nat]

I say, go to a protected cove where there's no one else and put him on the jet ski and aim them towards the rocks and see what happens. So Nathan is like, sorry about that, dude. He's like, oh, yeah. He's going to be like my nemesis. Like, tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong. You're wrong. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Tell me I'm wrong. Wait, wait, did you say that? He's like, you're wrong.

[Kat]

Okay, I'm done with this guy. I'm done with this guy.

[Nat]

Do you think he should have said, you're wrong in this moment, or you think you should have done what Captain Sandy later recommends would just be like, I know, I know. Just come on. I'm just trying to do my job. But, you know, we'll have this ready for you later.

[Kat]

Well, I mean, he says he's gonna be my nemesis. Tell me I'm wrong. And he says, you're wrong meaning, like, I'm not gonna be your nemesis. So it's not what he's saying is really mean, but his attitude, like, Nathan looks like he's ready to kill him. And, yeah, that's what this guy's looking for. Yeah, yeah. When you're in service, you just gotta

[Nat]

be like, yeah, I thought he was smiling when he said it. So I thought it was like a funny banter moment. So, like, I was like, oh, that's funny. But maybe he wasn't smiling. Which case, yeah, maybe you should just have to take another chance.

[Kat]

He's like, you're wrong, you're wrong. But, like, clearly he wants to kill him, you know, and so it's just like, he's just looking out for your safety. And Nathan tells Joe he's a fucking wanker. So now just Joseph is yelling from the sun deck, you can jump off the second floor of the boat, but you can't ride a jet ski. According to my man. Yeah, jump off the second first. Tie this rope around your ankle. Okay. And let me throw this thing is called an anchor into the water. Now jump.

[Nat]

Yeah, exactly. So it's just like, please don't be disrespectful to our basin. And he's like, well, that's the third time. He's like, put me in my spot. Because he's doing. He's doing his job, and he's really good at his job. Yeah. So why is he focusing on me? Because you've been the problem for him, I guess the way that Asia can just be so sweet and. And cheery and then she can just, like, give a very direct read to someone is just so wonderful.

[Kat]

Yeah. He's like, well, he's being a problem for me. She's like, just please be respectful. And she tells us that she's made a career out of placating Rich, but she doesn't know. She trusts Nathan to not punch him in the face. And she Cat. She radios the captain that Nathan. That Joseph has been disrespectful to Nathan. And she's like, oh, my go. Oh, geez. How can we solve this? Could we put out some water toys? They were already all out. Damn it. Now what do I do? Ask Joseph, has he seen a moonwalk?

[Nat]

Yes or no? Why is that? Why does he. Man, keep on doing the moonwalk? Move around this deck? So.

[Kat]

So now Joseph is watching Nathan work and wanting to murder him. You know, got drunk. Murderer. I like when they close up on Jose eyes, and they're just, like, bloodshot, wasted. They keep glossing up on them. And she's like, hey, there, big guy. Take it easy on my crew, won't you? He's like, I think he's got something out for me, but I'll keep it in check. She's like, no, he really doesn't. He really doesn't. It's just Nathan. He's a dad.

[Nat]

Yeah, he's a dad. Maybe you should know that. And so Nathan downstairs, like, that guy's a idiot. He's like, did you hear me? I said, please be more respectful of my person. So Sandy's like, you know, they're just looking out for your safety, and that's it. He's like, well, I respect you. Thank you. So Joy is like, what is happening with the gifts? He's the one who fired his girlfriend. I love that. And it looks like, yes, he fired his girlfriend. But, you know, it was a. It was a. It was an ESL issue there. But it was also the most accurate wording to describe what happened.

[Kat]

No, I think she Got it perfectly. Except that that lady quit. She didn't get fired.

[Nat]

That's true.

[Kat]

You know, but I hope she can still file unemployment, because she deserves it. So Sandy takes Nathan aside and she come here and he says, I want to have a word with them. I'm gonna see. I'm gonna say the same. Say it the same way, you know, you kicked a girl off the boat, I'm gonna boot your back. What do you think of that? She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not. No, no, no. I already talked to him. He's like, okay, nice. Because I probably wouldn't have been as nice. And she tells us if he doesn't learn to control his emotions, that is gonna be a problem.

[Nat]

So Sandy's like, you know what? When you have a guy like that, it isn't an aggressive approach, okay? It's like, yeah, but he came to me and he was like, tell me I'm wrong. And I said, you're wrong, and I'm a dad. And he's like, okay, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop. And Nathan's like, but he told me I was to tell him I was wrong, so he was wrong. And then I said, he was wrong. So then I was wrong. I'm wrong that I said. He's like, no, no, listen, that's where you don't engage. Because, look, pretend it's like the lady of your dreams don't engage, right? Because, like, you put a thorn in his ass for you in the future. You go, hey, I don't know, man. I'm just doing my job. You know what I mean? Do it like that. You know, like the way Jen's do it.

[Kat]

Yeah. So I think it wasn't so much that he said, no, it's just his. Like, I'm gonna tell him off that she's like, no, no, no, sir. You know, in this industry dealing with people like Joseph, you know, you gotta have thick skin. If we kick everybody, everyone off who's rude, we're not gonna have a business. What we kind of are, you know? I don't know if you've watched this show, but. Yeah, we'll see. After you take this guy for five minutes because you're gonna kick his ass off. She has to, right?

[Nat]

I think so. Well, you know, sometimes what happens is we've seen it before where someone on the first day of their charter, their shit face, and they're so rude, and you think they're gonna get kicked off, and in the morning they're sober. And Sandy talks to them and then they're like, really nice the next, the next day. And I'm like, what? That feels wrong. I want them to be like an awful the whole time, you know? So Sandy is like, you know, he's just looking for someone that he can take his frustration out on, you know, like a poor person like you and me.

[Kat]

Perfect target because you know, you're poor and you, you give it back to him and you've got to stop giving it back. Okay, don't do that. And Joy's like, don't you love. Sounds like a fucking muppet.

[Nat]

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[Nat]

Well, whatever.

[Kat]

Gonna take the easy road. We know. I've seen this before.

[Nat]

Yeah. So Jen is looking for Kat and Joy is Joy and there's like some Jen and Joy.

[Kat]

Joy goes to get Jen. She's like, what do you do? Because Jen's like flirting and he's kind of hiding reading the note. And Jen comes down, so he's kind of hiding. But then Joy comes and she's like, what are you doing? Can you help me for one minute upstairs? Just like,

[Nat]

I like him, but let's see if he's not like a player and a good actor. So then Kaylee is braiding Cat's hair, but like Cooper's like, I can, I can braid hair. And then Joseph is passed out elsewhere. And then Cat is. At one point, Cat holds up a sweater and is like, hey, Cooper, is this yours? He's like, I've never had so many people call me Cooper. My life. I like Coop.

[Kat]

Okay, so he likes Cat because she's innocent and playful and he had a girlfriend, but they, you know, he was in yachting, so they didn't see each other much and it just wasn't right. So, you know, I just don't want to jump in too quickly. And Cat's like, why are you making it weird? It's like you're making it weird. You're the one who's laughing. Making it weird. You are.

[Nat]

You know, the Roman Empire, there was a lot of food and they were sucking and each other as well. And it's true. This is what Roman Empire was. So for tonight, we have to provide abundance everywhere. Roasted chicken, potato gratin, my boyfriend's head stuffed peppers, whole sea bass, long old poster, my boyfriend's ex girlfriend's head truffle with auto and some scallops. You know what? Jesus, dinner, like final supper. This is what I'm going to provide, I think. Meanwhile, Joseph gally Ty's little galley and turning out all this food.

[Kat]

Meanwhile, Joseph is upstairs. Like, did you ejaculate off the sun back? Gravity just works appropriately, huh? Every time, every time they show this guy, oh, it's just disgusting. And Sandy's like, what is wrong with him? Now I'm going to try and follow my own advice and hold my tongue, right?

[Nat]

I think what sucks that there's going to be like, no consequences for this guy. Like he's just going to act like a pig and be obnoxious on TV and everyone's going to see. See him for who he is and he's just going to go back to his life in Boston and like, no one's. Nothing changes for him. He's just a dick and he will always be a dick. And like, that is hard. That's like a hard pill to swallow. There's just no, like, you can act this way and it could be shown publicly and we can all get mad at him and nothing changes for him in his life.

[Kat]

Yeah, I think in his regular life people will be like, oh my God, I saw you on tv. God, you were such a character, Joseph.

[Nat]

Because they all know what he's like. They all know he's like this, you know, they all know, kiss his ass because he's rich.

[Kat]

So they serve food and joy comes up and Joseph's like, oh, on a scale of one to ten, I give you a nine because you can never get a ten. No one ever gets a ten, Jen.

[Nat]

Okay, well, please don't disrespect my chef, okay? Her name is Jen, and she is a person.

[Kat]

And her name is Jen. And she's full of joy. Right? Let's keep it that way. She's like, there's room for improvement because. Nah, no one never gets a 10. Come on. And that wasn't really that terrible to say, but he's just such an. That everybody's like, oh, no. You know, off.

[Nat]

That was the mildest thing. He said the entire day was the mildest thing.

[Kat]

That was Joseph trying to be nice, Actually, I think so. Joy is like, oh, geez. I saw this guy a couple of years ago. I would slap him for sure. But before I was like, okay, but I've learned you cannot lose your temper. I don't have time for it. You want it? You don't want it? Okay, next.

[Nat]

You know what? You know what's important, Joseph. And everyone here who's assembled. She's a 10 for me. Yeah, she's a real 10. Here's something that no one's ever said about normal. She's a real 10. Sorry, that was a little stray for my friend on the shore.

[Kat]

Yeah, no one ever gets a 10. So Joy's like, oh, thank you. Have a good night. So she's like, bye. See, you'll never move here. So then we go to everybody clearing and Sandy gets the hell out of there. She's like, I can't be around that guy. He drives me crazy. So now it's time for watch, guys. Who's gonna be on watch tonight? It's Cooper. And Nathan says he'll stay up till 2. And Sandy's like, do not engage. Okay. Stay up, but do not engage.

[Nat]

So. But unfortunately. Well, no, she does say this to Nathan, but. But you know, he's not going to be able to not engage. So it's after dinner. Guests are dancing, everyone's saying goodnight, but Joseph is still awake. And he's wandering the boat. He's playing really loud music. And he's playing it right by the bridge. And it's like, distracting for Nathan because he has to be listening to the beeps and the. And the whistles of the control panel. So then Nathan's like, dude, come on. Like. Like, see, Nathan, you gotta just be like, hey, I'm so sorry. Do you mind? Could you please bring your music over there? Because we have these panels here. We have to listen to Joseph. Wow. I can't do that. I can't play music around you. What the. It's like, not here. Please, Captain. Sandy's cabin is right there.

[Kat]

He's like, oh, okay, I didn't know. So he walks up and Joseph's like, can't wait to see. Like, what a prick. So then we get Joseph on the sund deck calling his lawyer. He's like, whoa, dude, she left the bow and he's gone. But I know a girl from Croatia. You know that tour guide I hooked up with?

[Nat]

Yeah.

[Kat]

I think I can get her here. Call her. All right, let's call another one. Replace.

[Nat]

Yeah. This is when we talk about the yacht girls. This is the guy who's hiring them. So it's just like, there's something so icky calling the lawyer and having the lawyer go and reach out to the random girl to have her flown into the yacht for one night so he could, like, aspire to bang her. It's just like. It's so pathetic. It's so small.

[Kat]

Because he looks so small, you know? Like, he's so embarrassed. It's his reputation. So he's like, get me another hot one. I can prove to everyone that I got a hot one whenever I need one. Yeah, Remember that tour guide?

[Nat]

Gross.

[Kat]

Remember that tour guide I banged?

[Nat]

Oh, yeah. So Joseph. Yeah, it's basically, he's like, yeah. Yes. She messaged me back, okay, so he's offering her money to come to the boat. Like say 5k, 20. Doesn't matter. I make $12,000 an hour. She's the. She says, it's not an auction. Dude, I love this girl. There's this one guy, he wouldn't let me ride the jet skis. Like, shut your face. This guy's so put out. Jeez.

[Kat]

And Nathan knows what's going. He's like, please do not come up here. Please do not come up here. By the way, guess who. The only that's awake is that up. He's like, please do not come to the bridge. I'm going up to the bridge. Later, buddy.

[Nat]

So this guy goes up to the wheelhouse and he sits down next to Nathan and he's like, how are you doing? He's like, I'm good, man. You're enjoying yourself. I get. No, like, it's not really about that. It's more about our relationship. He's like, our relationship? Wait, are you a dad also? He's like, okay, here's the thing. You're a bit of a prick. And I don't like the way that you're acting.

[Kat]

Yeah. I was like, oh, holy.

[Nat]

Yeah.

[Kat]

I don't like what you're doing. We'll Just get it right out of my system. What's your problem, dude? And it just ends with Nathan telling us I'm about to get fired. Oh, my gosh.

[Nat]

We'll see what happens. Why do you think Nathan says. What do you think his. His response is or should be?

[Kat]

I honestly don't know. I'm gonna have. It should be like, hey, listen, I get you're upset. I'm so sorry if I did anything to upset you, but it's really unsafe. You're not allowed to be in the bridge. Can we talk about this in the morning?

[Nat]

Yeah. I'd be like, no, I got no problem. I'm just doing my job, trying to keep everyone safe. And unfortunately, maybe it comes off like I'm being a dick, but I truly have no problem. I just want to make sure we all get. We all have a great time and you stay alive. By the way, can you leave?

[Kat]

Yeah. Out of here. So that's that one, everybody. Thanks so much for being with us for some below deck Mediterranean. We will be back with some House of the Dragon a little bit later. McBean Dynasty will be tomorrow. As well as what else is on

[Nat]

today in the city. In the city.

[Kat]

All right, everybody, we will see you guys later. Have a good one.

[Nat]

Bye.

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