#3451 Below Deck Med S11E06 Part Two: Easy Come, Easy Go

Summary

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Watch What Crappens Podcast Summary

Episode #3451 – Below Deck Med S11E06 (Part Two): "Easy Come, Easy Go"
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: July 14, 2026

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Episode Overview

Ben and Ronnie dive into the tangled romantic mess and crew drama aboard the latest Below Deck Med episode, focusing on the fallout from Luke and Jen's secret tryst, Luke’s attempts to woo Joy, and the notorious "spermy sheets" scandal. The hosts mix their signature wit and deep Bravo knowledge to both roast and celebrate the show's cast, delivering searing observations and hearty laughs.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Luke, Jen, and Joy Triangle Explodes

• Secret Tryst Fallout ([02:39]–[12:46])

  • Luke asks his colleagues for help sitting next to Joy at dinner for a "romantic conversation," all while hiding the extent of his hookup with Jen.
  • Ben roasts the idea that such secrets can stay quiet on a boat, emphasizing how the confined space makes discreet hook-ups impossible.
  • Notable quote:
    “There’s not enough room for you guys to be quiet. Like, every thrust you guys had the other night, someone was hitting a ceiling or a wall. So everyone heard it first and foremost.” – Ben ([03:21])
  • Jen becomes increasingly frustrated at being kept in the dark and left to watch Luke pursue Joy, realizing keeping the secret only benefits Luke.
  • Asia is unwittingly drawn in when Jen finally confesses, “Luke and I have slept together. Like, we fully have been inside each other.” – Jen ([11:17])

• Joy’s Response & Self-Respect ([16:29]–[19:46])

  • Joy demands Luke “prove to me that you can earn my time and my energy because you know that I’m here to focus on my food.”
  • As the love triangle becomes public, Joy holds firm:
    “I don’t like you anymore because you seem very weak. I definitely don’t want a man like this in my life.” – Joy ([28:28])
  • Ben and Ronnie cheer Joy’s self-worth, contrasting it with “pick-me” behavior on shows like Love Island.
  • Notable moment: Ben praising Joy’s “authoritative French woman disdain,” making her a new Below Deck heroine ([28:28]–[29:15]).

2. Jen’s Confrontations and Crew Drama

• Running the Gauntlet ([18:03]–[32:41])
  • Jen systematically pulls Asia, Luke, and finally Joy for confrontational chats, taking cues from reality TV conflict etiquette.
  • Ben and Ronnie note how her behavior mirrors “Bachelorette” contestants’ dramatic, serial confrontations.
  • Notable quote:
    “This is almost like those episodes of Below Deck where someone did something wrong and the captain has to pull everyone to get perspectives." – Ben ([31:31])
  • Joy, upon hearing Jen out, simply shrugs her off with a dismissive, “You can keep him. No, I don’t want him. I don’t think he deserves either one of us.” ([31:39]–[32:02])

3. “Spermy Sheets” Crisis

• The Scandal Unfolds ([37:49]–[54:18])

  • Jen reveals to Coop and Cat that Luke slept with her on Nathan’s bed and didn’t change the sheets, labeling them the “jizz sheets.”
  • Coop relays the info to Joe, who urgently tells Nathan. The phrase “another man’s deposit on your bed” gets big laughs ([48:37]–[50:03]).
  • Nathan is grossed out, with Ben and Ronnie dissecting whether boat crews are desensitized to such unsanitary situations.
  • Joe emphasizes honesty and respect by telling Nathan:
    “If you found this information out about me, I’d like to think you’d tell me.” – Joe ([49:10])

• Repercussions and Accountability ([52:38]–[56:18])

  • Luke remains unapologetic, blaming being hungover for not changing the sheets.
  • Nathan grows more irate and confronts Luke, threatening to take the issue to Captain Sandy if disrespected again:
    “If you want to keep your job, it’s not going to end well. You have to piss me off the slightest again, you’ll be on the passerelle with your bags packed.” – Nathan ([54:47])
  • The hosts agree the offense is grounds for immediate firing, referencing past serious HR issues on Bravo shows and wondering why the network didn’t step in sooner.

4. Crew Speculations and Side Commentary

• Show Timeline/Meta-Discussion ([35:08]–[37:20])
  • Ben and Ronnie try to deduce when this season was filmed in relation to prior Below Deck seasons, theorizing about cast attempts at “redemption arcs.”
• Guest Preview/Preference Sheet Fun ([47:07]–[50:20])
  • The hosts poke fun at the upcoming charter guest, a “crazy rich lady with a tiny dog,” and deconstruct the absurd request for “low-fat berries”.
  • Quote: “Berries don’t have fat. What?” – Ben ([50:11])

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “[Luke’s plan] is kind of up to be like, okay, I’m gonna hide the secret, and I’m gonna involve everyone to help me win back Joy… There’s just no way this ends positively for him.” – Ben ([03:21])
• “If you know about the spermy sheets, you can’t just let somebody go sleep on spermy sheets.” – Ben ([41:42])
• “She just completely blew her off…her attitude is like, keep him, I don’t care…She just kind of like walks away to the bathroom. And Jen’s, like, patting her like, bye. Like, this was supposed to be a hug. Your dress is really soft.” – Ben ([32:02])
• “You just have to take your licks. You know you hurt someone’s feelings. Don’t be all sensitive that she made a joke. Let her be angry at you right now.” – Ben ([34:30])
• “It's a hygiene issue. It could be considered even worse than a hygiene issue... When you're talking about... sex fluids left someplace in a workplace... you actually get into a significant HR situation.” – Ben ([53:32])
• “You’re not the victim here.” – Ben, on Luke’s attempts to deflect blame ([54:18])

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Luke tries to woo Joy, Jen fumes: [02:39]–[07:37]
• Jen confronts Asia, revelations spill: [07:37]–[12:46]
• Joy’s powerful rejection: [28:28]–[29:15]
• Jizz sheets revealed; fallout unfolds: [37:49]–[54:18]
• Nathan confronts Luke, threatens escalation: [54:18]–[56:18]
• Discussion on Bravo and network responsibility: [55:20]–[56:15]
• Guest/Charter preview “low-fat berries” commentary: [47:07]–[50:20]

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Tone & Signature Moments

True to their style, Ben and Ronnie blend sharp, loving mockery with insightful reality TV analysis. Running jokes about “spermy sheets,” French women’s disdain, and analogies to Love Island and The Bachelor pepper the conversation. The recap captures both the messy reality and the triumphant self-respect of cast members, always with warmth for even the show’s most disastrous moments.

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This episode is a wild ride—equal parts soap opera and workplace horror story, transformed by Ben and Ronnie’s humor and empathy into must-listen TV for Bravo fans. Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the shade, or the rare moments of self-realization, this recap has it all.

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Well hello and welcome to Watch what Croppens this is part two of a two part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute. I didn't hear part one. Guys. It's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay. It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So Luke cut back to Luke, and he's like, oh, tonight I'm going to straighten that out. But I. I need your help, though. Hey. And H is like, well, what if we help to you up? We'll put you next to Jordan. I and then you two can have a romantic conversation, and before you know it, you'll be getting married like man squad.

[A]

And Luke is like, at this point, nobody knows the extent that I've hooked up with Jin. And that's why I want to keep it, because I need the cube to back me and to help me fix this thing with Joy. I'm like, well, first of all, hey, you guys were. There's not enough room for you guys to be quiet. Like, every thrust you guys had the other night, like, someone was hitting a ceiling or a wall. So everyone heard it first and foremost. But secondly, it is kind of up to be like, okay, I'm gonna hide the secret, and I'm gonna involve everyone to help me win back Joy. It's like, oh, like, now you're just gonna waste everyone's time? Like, there's just no way this ends positively for him.

[B]

Yeah. And I love that his plan is stymied because, you know, again, another boy move is to be like, don't tell anyone about this. Which he said to her while they were having sex. So Asia's like, you know, I don't know if it's a great idea to get too involved here. You know, Jeff, Joy. Jeff, Joy can be tough to put her guard down. So, you know, But I'm a sucker for love. So they go to dinner, and she's talking to Nathan, and she's like, oh, we got them to sit next to each other. Mitch, make a match. You can make me a Mitch. A find me fine. Kitch me kitchen.

[A]

If I were a rich man.

[B]

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[A]

So Luke is Luke's. He's always. He's across from Joy, and he has something very romantic to announce, which is on my night shift. I organized your cupboard, and I put all the labels facing forward so it's easier for you to see it. And she's like, oh, thank you. And then she tells us, I'm very organized already. You will need to work harder. My Friend.

[B]

Wow. You organized Bottle Muppet.

[A]

You organize my organization. Great.

[B]

This starts even worse because he just. Look, he's sitting right across from Joy, and he goes, joy, it's like, what? I see you. I can see you.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

God.

[A]

Seriously? So then, Ed, Hello.

[B]

Okay, just going through every. It was always you. It's always been you.

[A]

I'm just a boy standing in front of a girl.

[B]

ET Go home,

[A]

Joy. I am your father. Wait a second.

[B]

So then Jen is. Jen is at the other end of the table, and she's not liking this. She's watching Luke talk to Joy, and she's pissed. She's already getting pissed. And she's like, I thought the triangle was over. I mean, that's what he told me last night. Why am I seeing the triangle? We are literally set up like a triangle. I'm here. They're facing each other. What the hell? And Cat's like, oh, dude, from my perspective, this guy is not worth it. He's a player.

[A]

Then Luke is saying these gestures of me rotating a spice. Spice jar three quarters of the way around. I just hope it's the beginning of something. And she's like, well, my words are a little bit sharp. I'm sorry. We can tears do peace? And he's like, peace.

[B]

And she does start. Yeah, she starts warming up to him, because that was nice. And he's. You know, he won't stop with the eyes. And he's like, no matter, you know, how saucy you get with me, I'm just gonna keep staring at you with my Homer Simpson eyes and telling you over and over again, I see you. And so she does start to break, and she tilts her head. The minute she tilted her head to look at him and give him a cheers, I was like, oh, no. Oh, no. Please don't fall for this.

[A]

Do I?

[B]

Please don't fall for it.

[A]

Please don't. So then Jen is talking to Cat and Goop, and she's like, you know, Asia was like, I think it's going well. And then they cheers. And then they were, like, good on us. I mean, that's just, like, really up. I mean, what the. This is what happens when you keep a secret. Asia and Nathan are obviously in the dark that Luke and I were intimate together. Meanwhile, just me, I have to sit back and watch all this. I'm honestly pissed now that I kept this a secret.

[B]

Yep. And so she goes to Asia and pulls her for a chat. Jen's really good at that. Jen's watched a lot of reality shows by the way you can tell. So. By the way, I think going to get something done at the doctor has knocked my tongue out because I'm even gayer. Like, I keep lisping. I'm lisping more than usual. I'm having more trouble with my S's and my T's. Okay, what do I do about that?

[A]

You mean your. Your are those. Those are not fricatives. Those are your. The.

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You know, like, when tease. Maybe an S is a fricative. It's a.

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It's a brand of.

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I don't know what. You may actually need to. Maybe you need to have, like, a teeth adjustment.

[B]

A teeth adjustment.

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Like, you know, like your aligners and stuff.

[B]

Maybe old smile set it up.

[A]

Okay, so maybe you should be more straight.

[B]

Yeah, maybe I should be. Oh, my God. I don't think I would do well. I don't do well as a gay person. I can't even imagine how I do as a straight person. They wouldn't have me. They'd send me right back over the river. They'd be like, bye, go back. So anyway, Jen pulls Asia for a chat, and she's like, I just want you to know that, like, you and Nathan, like, you saying stuff about the Luke and Joy thing. I mean, I hate to be stirring the pot because, I mean, I just heard you guys now saying, like, things are going well, and, wow, we did a good job. Cheers. I mean, like, from my side of the thing, that looks like a little up, you know, like you're. It's like you're plotting against me.

[A]

It's just like. Well, it's just that Luke said that he really wanted to see with Joy, so we're gonna try to sit in the middle because I love love.

[B]

And looking at her like, she just came into the 711 covered in, like, blood and poop just off the street. So she doesn't want to be mean to her, but she's like. Well, she's just looking at her like, oh, no, you're so tragic. Like, what can I do for you right now? You know?

[A]

Yeah, one time. One time. One time I helped a little old lady on the sidewalk. She was in a wheelchair, and she was like, excuse me, can you push me over to the Trader Joe's? I was like, of course. So I rolled over the Trader Joe's. She goes, by the way, what year is it? And I said in my mind. I was like, oh. I was like, it's like, it's 2005. She goes, no, that's impossible, because it's like 2025. And I was like, oh. I was like, oh, you. Maybe you're right. I may be a mistake. And I sort of dropped off at Trader Joe's and sort of, like, left. And I was like, oh. And that's kind of like the. I feel like that's kind of the energy that Asia had for Jen in that moment. Like, oh.

[B]

Oh.

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Like, well, this is sad.

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From one year later than the year than she thought it was. I hope she's listening somewhere so I could just say it's going great.

[A]

I liked her version of 2025 a little bit more than our 2025 was.

[B]

Your version of 2025 was way better. Okay, take me with you.

[A]

God bless her soul. She was a lovely lady in the two minutes that I encountered her. She lasted with me 20 years later. So, anyway, I'm so glad that I. Like, I'm glad that her legacy is being used to compare Asia's reaction to Jen. This do on Blow Deck.

[B]

So Jen's like, well, I mean, obviously, there's a lot that you guys don't know. Yeah, for sure.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Like, Luke and I have slept together. Like, we fully have been inside each other.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. I understand you were inside of him, too. That was quite a first time you guys had.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

I know. I didn't even. I didn't even see the dildo. Maybe it was a finger.

[B]

Yeah. The French fries.

[A]

French fries.

[B]

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[A]

So Asia's like. Because that's so funny, because, like, when she says, we were in. First of all, it's funny how they're. She's willing to say, Jenna's like, yeah, we've been inside each other, but no one is willing to say sex on this show. For some reason now, they're. They keep on saying intimate. We've been intimate. We've been intimate. I mean, I don't know what's going on with purity culture these days. I mean, we just got through a season of Love island where everyone was like, that's lustfulness.

[B]

That's.

[A]

He's not here for the right reasons. That is lustful.

[B]

That is what I. I was just thinking of that too. Like, what is with the purity thing? It's like, we've got this whole sexual freedom thing going on at the same time as the purity thing, and it's the same people. It's so weird. You're less. That was lust. I don't.

[A]

That was last.

[B]

I just. It's A lot to wrap your brain around. And then they're like, oh my God, we get to go to the hideaway. Whatever. Okay, you guys are on love Island. It's based on like, what do we try? It's based on less. That's the whole point, you know, shame, shame, shame. I have good old fashioned puritanical shame mixed in with the sexual freedom. At the same time, it's a mind fuck.

[A]

I know you mean it's a mind intimacy.

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[B]

Yeah. So she's like, that'll teach me. Sorry. And she gives her one of those like, oh, you sad person hugs, like flat handed on the back, like, oh. So then we go to Luke and Joy at the table and he's like, wow, you. Do you see me? I'm seeing you. I just want you to know that I thought about you a lot non stop. Just give me a chance. Give me a chance. All I thought of you as I grabbed each one of those spice spots. Keep your hand off the phallic objects. There's a start.

[A]

So she's like, prove to me that you can earn my time and my energy because you know that I'm here to focus on my food. And he's like, but I knew from the second day there was something about you. I think I said you had boobies and a vagina. She was like, and food, I don't believe you. And food. All this. Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh my God, man. So much.

[B]

But I'm dead serious. So she, you know, is cracking a little and she's like, when Amanda's wrong to me, I become a leader Dragon. Very intense. He took some real flame on his face. But after the fire has gone away, he's still here. It makes me still like him. I can see my soft parts coming up. I'm an evolving dragon. Yes. No, no. Never Soften. Your instincts are correct. Stay with your instincts. He's so good. He's so. He's. He actually is very good.

[A]

He is. He's. Is relentless. Well, she's also drinking, and she's probably getting hornier, and she's like, you know what? Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world to have a good lay tonight.

[B]

You know what else I noticed? She's a very good chef, and she does a lot of work. And when she goes out, she's gonna make someone else work too, because her drink is a mojito, and that is the hardest work drink to, like, have to muddle and do all of that. And I like that for her. I like that she's not like, you know what? I'm not gonna make someone out. Just pour some vodka on some rocks for me. She's like, work for it.

[A]

Yes. She's like, yeah, I may have a loaf of bread you can muddle some freaking sugar. Yeah.

[B]

So

[A]

Jen is like. She's like, luke, Luke. And she's like, we're gonna talk now. He's like, okay, so.

[B]

So, so dramatic. She keeps just pulling people from the table, you know? Now I know the second one. So now she pulls him to go have a chat. And, yeah, we're talking now with her. And Asia is giving that concerned look to George, like, so, how's your chair going?

[A]

She's like, well, I think I'm a little bit hard with my words. Like, no, no, Joy, you were perfect with your words. Absolutely perfect. So Jen is now standing with Luke, and she's like, so, what's going on right now? And he was like, well, after we slept together, I didn't really feel right. So I don't do boat drama, and I don't do boat romances. Which is funny because you actually embarked on both those things. I don't know if you realize that it goes. So I did what?

[B]

You started the drama with her, and now you're pursuing a literal romance with Joy, telling her, like, oh, I see you. I've thought of nothing but you from the second day. So please.

[A]

Yeah. And, like, also, like, if you're gonna break up with her, don't. Don't literally lie while you break up with her, because you are pursuing a romance with Joy actively. So, like, it's fine if you say, I don't want drama, but, like, don't also say you don't do boat romances. So Jen's like, but you said last night there's no love triangle. So Like, I don't understand why we're in a triangle again. Because we're supposed to be a flat line, right?

[B]

And he gets that mean glint in his eye, and he's like, there is no love triangle. She's like, what do you mean? He's like, I want to focus on work, but are you, like, having these same conversations with Joy? He's like, I like Joy in a different way. I like Joy in the sense that there's something in the future. Oh, ouch.

[A]

So rude. And Jen's like, this is just so unfair. I think it hurts even more because I did open up to Luke about being second choice pretty much, like, my whole life. I'm like, okay, well, you're also not gonna get sympathy for quote unquote, opening up about that. That's not opening up. That's just like a. It's just like a facile thing you can tell someone to make them feel bad for you. She's like, I was so vulnerable by telling about how I was chosen.

[B]

Yeah. And she's like, and then he chose to get intimate with me. And it's like, okay, I got what I needed, you know? And, like, right now I'm feeling like, well, you're definitely right on that one, you know? So she's like, I mean, it's not fair for you just to be like, I'm gonna this girl and then pursue something else. I'm gonna have a conversation with her. He's like, is that a threat? Because it's not a threat. I'm just saying. He's like, it sounds like he's threatening me because you're facing rejection. And she's like, I'm not threatening you. I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go tell her right now.

[A]

But by the way, also, like, she is facing rejection, so why wouldn't she say something threatening? Like, why are you gonna make her feel bad? You did just reject her. And you did so cr. And callously. And now you're, like, upset with her reaction.

[B]

And so it's not only like rejecting. It's the. Like having sex with twice on camera, on national television, on worldwide. Like, you know, that's humiliating. And then the whole time you want somebody else, and then you're going to flirt with her right in front of my face, like, the next day. Are you fucking.

[A]

Well, you're. All right. You're also going to burden her with a secret and then. But have no interest whatsoever in maintaining anything going forward. But she still has to have some sort of Obligation. As if it were something like, that's not fair either. And so he says, what are you doing then? Can't you take this like a mature adult? I was like, oh, sir, first of all, the answer is always gonna be no with Jen. But also, like, you, all of a sudden, adult, you're suddenly gonna pull this card, like, be mature, like, what? Like. Like policing how she reacts to your boyery. I'm like, oh, man. I was like, this guy is absolutely ridiculous. Kick him off the boat.

[B]

And she's like, well, I mean, I think. Do you think you're being respectful towards me? And he's like, say whatever you want to say. Smear whatever you want to smear. You're not the one to talk about smearing right now.

[A]

I know. And like, he really is. And now he's starting to be like, oh, here comes the thing where it's like, well, she's the crazy one. She's cuckoo crazy. In this case, he happens to be right. But, like, what his intentions are here are the classic boy thing, which is like, I can't actually sit in, like, the responsibility of. Of. Of what I've done, and so I have to now paint the other person to be the crazy, immature one. And, like, aren't we all better off without her in our midst? Right? So, yeah. So then she's like, I'm not smearing you. He's like, well, you're going to. I'm like, well, like, you can't control how she acts. He's been trying to control her in this brief 48 hours. He's been trying to completely control how she reacts around this stupid hookup. And it's like, bro, you don't get. You don't get to do that and also break up with her. It's like, you. You don't. Well, you shouldn't be. You don't get to do it in the first place, but you definitely don't get to do it and break up.

[B]

Yeah. So she's like, well, I'm gonna be truthful. You know, I may be young, but I know men's behavior. And you tried to get me to keep a secret. And he's like, oh, from your vast data collection of men's beh us, this is what you would know. And she's like, don't be condescending. And I like her standing up because he really is being a.

[A]

He's being a real. And she's saying, I'm sorry that I hurt you. This is my bad. I should not have misled You.

[B]

Yeah. So she's like, I'm starting to realize, like, 100, that he kept this a secret so he could still pursue Joy. Oh, my God, What a lesson to learn this way. Oh, my God, this sucks. Then she's like. And nobody would say anything about it because they wouldn't, like, know that we've been intimate together.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And please know that this is going to happen. Many, many, many. If. If anybody tells you when you're having sex, let's keep this a secret. Ding, ding, ding. Get out. Run.

[A]

Literally, get out. In that moment, please add this to your knowledge base about men.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So. So Luke is like, I didn't want to hurt anyone. I'm not reckless with people's emotions. I'm like, I think the evidence is. Points the other direction.

[B]

And he's like, rolling his eyes. And she says, don't roll your eyes at me. He's like, I'm rolling. I'm rolling my eyes because you're treating me as if I've damned you to an eternity of punishment. And she's like, you're being an asshole. And so she's like, oh, my God. Someone his age thinks he's so smart. I mean, wouldn't he be smart enough to realize this is going to blow up in his fucking face? And that was my. That was my question too. Like, did you really think Jen was going to just sit there and take it? Like. Like, do you have no feeling? Like, do you have no sense of other people or their personalities?

[A]

This probably works.

[B]

Jen never gave me one iota of, like, a. An idea that she would just sit there and take it. Like, she's extremely intense.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. Again, he could probably do this in the real world, but in a small, confined space where people are going to be just like, you know, talking and comparing notes, there's no way.

[B]

I think he's poking a little bit because he wants to make her look even crazier because she's keeps pulling people from the table. Everyone knows what's going on. Like, obviously she's, you know, upset about something, so she keeps pulling people from the table. And I think he's just gonna. He's just being mean to poke her even further to make her look crazy so it could just be a psycho, you know? And then I hear over there.

[A]

Exactly. And I hate what he does here, which is. He goes. I mean, two people who found each other attractive were intimate with each other. Wow. World News, Channel 4, call the news. I'm like, well, don't act like, oh, like, who cares one big thing when you're the one who hyped up this whole conversation. Like, I've got to have this conversation. Oh, no, I don't want to have it now because it's going to interrupt the flow. Like, you are the one who is actually calling World News Channel 4, and now you're acting like, whatever. This is just, like, a fun thing. We're just two hot people who. Who banged. Like, why are we, like, even getting so wrapped up in it? You were the one who actually got wrapped up in it.

[B]

Yeah. So he's like, I'm not gonna play into this anymore. From now on, it's done, and I'm not interested. And then he rolls his eyes again, and she goes, grab Cat for me. I thought she said, grab a cab for me. And I was like, well, you know, I admire her confidence, just being like, okay, get me a cabin, you. But she was saying, cat. So he's like, thanks for listening. So then he has to go back to the table and get Cat.

[A]

It's so funny. So then Luke tells us Jane is going to go to the table, and she's going to tell Joy, and I have to tell Joy before. And if I'm going to go down, I'm going to go down standing up. Okay? Like, don't. Don't ask for some sort of shred of nobility or. So when. So Luke was talking to Joy, and he's like, well, that did not go well. Well, I don't know, because I never had this kind of drama in my life. And he's like, me neither. I swear to God. She goes, well, I don't know. I don't know. What is going on with you guys? Well, the night with Jen, we were intimate. I'd rather tell you than the truth than not. And she's like. She goes. She goes, yes, obviously there's a reason why she's like this. She's like, joy now understands everything. And she's like,

[B]

yeah. And he's like, she got really mean. Oh, really? So you give her a green flag. You get intimate with her, and then you just, like, vent her like this, and you want to go back to me. So she tells us. I thought they were kissing. Intimate. I didn't know he was. And sucking. See how sneaky men are? He's not solid, man. I don't want him in my life. You are a muppet.

[A]

Because I was drunk.

[B]

Then I cheered. I cheered.

[A]

I loved this.

[B]

Just her just making barf sounds at him and being completely unmoved. Like, yeah, like only pure, like annoyance with her. And he goes, well, I was drunk. And she's like, oh, oh. So it means to me that now you, every time you go get drunk, you somebody. And he's like, no. It's like, please, you a red flag. Why are you tasting all the water in the room? What is wrong with you?

[A]

He's like, I haven't. She goes, I don't like you anymore because you seem very weak. I definitely don't want a man like this in my life. I mean, it's like that great, like French that, like, it's like the stereotypical like French woman disdain that like you always see in movies or whatever. And I know, I know French women are not necessarily like that. But here Joy was serving it up in the best way possible.

[B]

I was raising my hand in praise. I was like, yes, yes, girl, preach.

[A]

I love this whole thing solidified and

[B]

solidified her as like a hero in my head on this show.

[A]

So then honestly, also, by the way, after watching a whole summer of Love island and you had so many pick me's on there, it's just like, it was so great to see someone just really just putting their self worth first.

[B]

Yeah, Well, I mean, to be fair, I mean, Love island is about a bunch of pick mes and male and female. It's like a show where you literally go on to be picked by somebody I know.

[A]

You know, but like, you know, it's. It just was great to see like when confronted with bad behavior or someone being like, yeah, if I don't. You. You're. You're out. No, you're. You lose.

[B]

I'm just someone saying right up front like, you're gross and you're weak and I have no place for you in my life. Please die because you've already died in my mind. Just die. Go away. Like, I already killed you in my mind. So just to go away. Okay.

[A]

Yeah, that, like authoritative, like, it is. You ruined it. It's done now. I hope that it actually stays that way because we've seen this before on other. On other shows. And then it was like, oh, no, it didn't last. But I don't know, I feel like with Joy, it's gonna last. I feel like she's just like, yeah,

[B]

this guy Joy has so much confidence and self respect. I can imagine her being talked into anything. Like, I think this is. She just slightly like cracked a little bit, like warmed up a little bit after he did the whole spice, you know, everything that he's just been saying. She started Falling for it a tiny bit, even though she knew better. And now she's like, yeah, now. So meanwhile, Cat and Jen are talking. Cat's like, what happened? It's like, oh, my God, he was so disrespectful to me. And, like, I've never had a guy speak to me like that. And I mean, he was just, like, off. Like, I mean, he's been off since we slept together. Like, I could see. And he said I could see Joy as a long term thing. Well, I was like, you better be honest with her and all this.

[A]

So Cat's like, listen, you need to talk to Joy because, like, you need to set the record straight with this man, baby. Because, like, I'm sick of hearing his name. It rhymes with puke, right? Get it? And so Jen's like, that was a good one, I'll admit. But I do need to talk to Joy tonight. And so she's Now Joy's just like, telling Luke, get your together. So now Jen comes and she pulls Joy. She's going around everyone. This is almost like, like those episodes of Blow Deck where someone did something wrong and the captain has to pull everyone to get everyone's perspectives. So now she's getting loot. She gets.

[B]

I mean, this is like the Bachelor. It's like constantly she's acting like she's the Bachelorette going up. This is the fourth person she's pulled for a chat tonight. The fourth.

[A]

Yeah. It's crazy. So Jen's like, I just want to, like, talk to you before anything gets, like, escalated. I don't think Luke's being very honest with you. And I told him that. And I told him I was going to speak to you and jokes. You can keep him. She goes, no, I don't want him. I don't think he. I don't think he deserves either one of us because, well, it's okay. Thank you. Whatever. And she's like, your dress is really. It's really soft, by the way.

[B]

Oh, this was so good. Because Joy also just completely blew her off. Like, she wasn't gonna be. She wasn't even gonna be like, oh, I' sorry, I didn't even know. And, like, hug her and be like, now we're bonded because of this. She's like, you also. Goodbye. And she just, like. She doesn't say that, but, like, her attitude is like, keep him. I don't care. And so she. When she says, it's okay. Thank you. She just kind of like walks away to the bathroom. And Jen's, like, patting her like, bye. Like, this was supposed to be a hug. And here's a little bag. Your dress is really soft.

[A]

Get out. So then at the table, Nathan's like, well, yes, I said what you needed to say, though, right? He's like, I did. And I tried to try to do it in the nicest way. I'm like,

[B]

I don't.

[A]

You may have to. You may have to work on that nice. Nice quality there. So Kaylee is like, so how are you actually feeling? Are you gonna go home and get. Are you allowed to see the baby sick? And he's like, I don't want to. He's nine. He's nine weeks old, and if he gets sick, I'm gonna blame myself.

[B]

Well, glad you're having a nice dinner and drinks. So the bill comes, and Luke pays. Learn. That's a good girl right there, Luke. See everybody? So then Nathan's like, I'm gonna take the guest cabin tonight. And then. Yeah, you're really, really considerate. Sleep outside.

[A]

Yeah, get a hotel room or something. I don't know. They should just have a sick bay on these boats.

[B]

They do on regular ones. You get sick on a regular boat, they shove your ass in boat jail or whatever. Boat. Hotel room jail. In the bottom.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, right. Where's that? Where's that?

[B]

They only went on one cruise, but they were like, okay, if you get sick, you're going down here, and they show you a little room that looks like a little prison cell. That's what we do with sick people. I mean, you don't want to end up like a. One of those cruises where everybody gets sick and then they're stuck on the. Why am I talking about this? Okay, we're an hour and a half in. So anyway, they. They're in the street now, and they're getting into the vans, and Jen's like, I'm not gonna get in that van because Luke's in there. He's like, and I'm gonna get in that match. Like, excuse me. Do not mock me. That is very disrespectful. And he's like, then do something. Shout something out like that. Luke, this is not the attitude you need to be.

[A]

You don't. Like. You just have to. You have to take your licks. I'm sorry. You know, you're. You know you're in the wrong. You know, you hurt someone's feelings. You have to, like, just take your licks. Okay, I'm sorry. And don't, like, don't. Don't be all sensitive. That she made a joke. Okay, let her be angry at you right now. God.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So that really sucks.

[B]

Yeah. So they squabble in the street a little bit, and Coop's like, come on now. Just get in the vans.

[A]

Now.

[B]

It's like this things. I mean, this guy's pushing 40, and he's acting like a manchild. And I like that. She said, he's pushing 40. And later, someone else says he's 35. Yes. Pushing 40.

[A]

I love it. So then Kaylee announces that her brother's anniversary is going to be while they're on charter. And Joe's like, I set that reminder on my phone. That's the reminder of when I'm going to start hooking up with someone else. And Kayla's like, no, you didn't remind

[B]

her on my phone. Oh, God. This guy, I think he's.

[A]

He is trying to make up for last season, I think. Well, actually, I don't know, because I wonder when this was shot. I wonder if last season had already aired or not. Because if it had aired, I think he's going to try to do a redemption. Like, look at me. I can't be attentive to people who have people who died in their lives.

[B]

That's the thing. I thought that it was shot very shortly after the last one, but he is saying things like, well, I've been in this situation before and I've learned my lesson. You know, he's kind of saying things like that to camera. So. So I don't know. They must have seen some of last season. But wasn't last season, like, five minutes ago?

[A]

Didn't you just say it was five minutes ago? It was the season. That was just prior to Down Under. So we didn't. We didn't get, like, regular blow deck right now, which is what I thought we'd get. And my theory is that since Frazier had, like, that heart attack, that it delayed the whole season. But what. The last season of Med ended with Nathan and Gail in their rental in Croatia and Nathan heading out the door saying, like, kind of start the season. So it almost seemed like they were. They started filming that season.

[B]

But wasn't that eight months after?

[A]

Because it was nine months after.

[B]

Didn't she. Or nine months after. Sorry, I don't even know the term of a baby. Like, come on, Ronnie. But wasn't that. Weren't they like, eight months later or six months later? Whatever.

[A]

Whatever was. They did show that, like, nine months later, and then that's when this season began. That's when this season Began. But, like, was this season filming while down under was airing? I don't know. Like what? Like it. That season. When did they. The question is just when did that. This season that we're watching, did it start filming while the previous Blow Deck Med was airing? And the question is just whether. How much feedback has Joe received from the audience?

[B]

I don't know, but it seems like he's. It seems like he's on a redemption. A Bravo redemption tour. So in the. In Jen's van, Cat's like, oh, my God, he's not worth it. And she's like, well, by the way, guys, he's terrible in bed. And Cat and Coop laugh. And Jen's like, oh, my God, Coop, gotta tell you something. It's so funny. Luke just on Nate's sheets and didn't change them. And he's like, oh, my God, you should not have told me that.

[A]

Well, she had an ace up her sleeve, Luke. This is. She had an ace up her sleeve.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

Yeah and she's like yeah, talk about respect for your bra. Your boss. Yeah, it's true. But also you and I was thinking in this also like cat Cat as well. Like, if you know about the spermy sheets, you can't just let somebody go sleep on spermy sheets.

[A]

That's the thing. Like, where is, like, the obligation to just another human being to be like, that's up. Like, why are you not interceding and being like, you really. Hey, Nathan, you really shouldn't sleep on those sheets because they slept. Like, they slept in them, and they haven't changed them yet. Like, I do think that there's just, like, a obligation to try to, like, help someone from. From situation that's, like, really unhygienic. Yeah.

[B]

And everybody's reaction as. As the reaction from the boatmates start to. Or the crewmates start to come out in this. I started thinking, like, is this just. I mean, everyone's, like, gross.

[A]

Ew.

[B]

But they're not. That they're not as horrified as I think they should be. And I was wondering if it's because they're in service on boats where you're changing sheets all the time and you're seeing nasty stuff on sheets all the time, and you're just not really thinking about it, or, like, the epic the last season of Below Deck, where Ben was sleeping in the guest cabinet. They would just strip the sheets, and then he would sleep on the raw mattress, all nasty and, you know, like, wine seeping out of him and just, like, getting his body oils all over the mat. Like, it's just so gross to me. And unsanitary. But are they just used to seeing so many gross things that they don't. It's not that big of a deal.

[A]

Yeah. I wonder, because it's crazy. It's disgusting to us as an audience.

[B]

So also kind of gross is Joe pretending that he's a sweet guy again. Like, we haven't seen this a million times with Joe specifically. So he's like, oh, yeah. Kaylee opened up about her brother, and, you know, now we have this nice little bond. And she's like, yeah, now we're really bonded. And this is, like, romantic. So then we go to Nathan calling Gail, and she's like, I'm just trying to get through all this, you know? And he says, I'm sorry you're by yourself. And she's like, yeah, it's really hard raising a newborn all by myself in the middle of Croatia. And he's like, yeah, well, gonna go sleep in the guest cabin. Have a nice, big, roomy bed scrubbing me the wrong way. Nate, then.

[A]

Yeah. She's my best friend, man. So to not be there, to be able it hurts to be able to help. It hurts. I'm not helping Gail, as much as I would like to while I'm on board, on the boat to go see your sh. Now. It makes me so sad. Well, at least he is maintaining the. The fabled tradition of below deck bosons, which is to cry on camera about how sad you are that you're not there for your baby. That's often somewhere else. In this case, it's very, very close. Normally it's Fort Lauderdale or Alaska, but it's pretty much the standard boson thing. Like, I just feel so bad. Everything I do, I do for her. It's like, okay, okay.

[B]

Yeah, it's. It's a classic. It's a classic below deck trope.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So then we go to Coop and Cat in Cooper's bunk, and they're talking about what a great thing they've got going and how cute it is. And she's like, do not make me look stupid. And he's like, I ain't here to hurt you. That's not what I'm about.

[A]

Promise?

[B]

I hope so. And I'm sorry from that. Being from Charleston really makes me doubt you, because that's really not fair to Charleston. But blame Bravo.

[A]

Yeah, I blame Bravo at all times. So it's the morning, and Joe and Kaylee are on the sun deck and they're working and everything. And Cat is telling Jen. She's like. She's like, I can't believe you told Coop about the jizz sheets last night. That was so funny. It won't come back to haunt any of us.

[B]

Then we cut. And then Candy. Then we cut to Sandy watching her, you know, tv. She's like, wow, look at that. Look at that spots over there. Oh, I think we're gonna have to go to that area. It might be a little rolly. You know, this isn't a very good spin off. It's just really need some Kevin Costner. Wind is better than Rolly. There, I said it. Put that in a Rotten Tomatoes review.

[A]

So Luke is trying to talk to Joy, but she's just ignoring him in the galley. And everyone is. Everyone's getting to work. And Luke goes up to Coop and he's like. He's like, well, I'm so glad you rinse your sham, weasel. That's one of the many signs of a good deckhand. And Coop is like, yeah, I'm getting there. And just, like, walks away. Like, he's also kind of disgusted. And Coop is kind of, like, looking

[B]

away, not making eye contact. Like, yeah, thanks.

[A]

He's like, I don't know. I've got this feeling in my head. The fact that he, like, didn't clean up for three days is honestly burning a hole in my head. So no wonder. No wonder he's sick. No wonder. What's his face. Nathan's sick. So Coupe goes up to the person you should always go up to when you've got some sensitive information. He goes up to Joe. Yeah.

[B]

He's like, hey, they did it. Nate's bed. And then Luke came all over Nate's bed. And Joe laughs and he's like, yeah, well, I mean, Nate's sheets got washed, but not yesterday. He's like, oh, this is. I've got to tell him. That's a level of hygiene. I'm going to tell him right now. It's a sticky situation. Not pun intended. Deck crew, deck crew.

[A]

Deck crew, please come to the bridge for your charter for preference sheet meeting. And I do want to say this preference sheet has been washed. Okay, so now it's time for the preference sheet. So this charter is going to be a very cool school. Suzanne Klein is a glamorous entrepreneur. She's a world traveler, a proud dog mom, the love of her life, Sugar baby. Oh, God. Jesus.

[B]

So it's this crazy rich lady with a tiny dog coming onto the boat for another matchmaking where they're gonna have all the bachelors lined up. And it's that same puki. A type lady who was on Amy. Yeah, Amy.

[A]

Not Amy. Amy means well, but she's a very type A capital A ball, triple underline, italic a person. But it's my job to help her do her job. And their job is to make love. Not with each other, though. So it's gonna be. It's. It's the inverse of last season where last time we had a guy looking at girls, now we have a lady looking at boys. So they're gonna get excited for that. They're gonna have a whimsical. They're gonna have a. A whimsical furry themed dinner party, which is, of course, always what I want to do when I'm finding out who's gonna be my next boyfriend.

[B]

The furries. Yeah. So then Joe pulls Nathan for. And he's like, I have to tell you this purely for hygiene and for respect for you. I've got to tell you, you've been sleeping in a dirty bed. And he's like, so have you, man. You haven't changed your sheets. Like, no, lad. When Luke, when he was with Jen. He's like, was that what you're on about? What did he. Our bunk. And he goes, well, I don't know, but you've got dirty sheets. There's another man's deposit on your bed. You know what I mean?

[A]

What? He's like, why would he put his bank deposit in my bed? Doesn't make sense. I know that money is. Isn't healthy, but why? I don't know what the big deals. No, what. What I'm saying is that he left a little something for you on your sheets. Is it a mint? Did he leave me a mint? No. What I'm trying to say is there's bodily fluid on your sheets. Bodily fluid? Like brake fluid? Are you confused with. Your fluids are like. What I'm trying to say is that there's splooge there. I don't know if I'm still following yet.

[B]

Well, Nathan. When Nathan hears it, he kind of laughs. He's like, I don't even know how to process this. That's pretty up. So Joe's like, well, I just. You know, if you found this information out about me, I'm. I'd like to think you tell me. Okay, well, I'm gonna go crack on the sun deck. And he's like, thanks.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Thanks for telling me. So Joy is reading the preference sheet. Sugar free, low fat berries is on there. Okay, you know what, Amy?

[A]

Just go.

[B]

Just leave. Sugar free. No Low fat berries. Berries don't have fat. What?

[A]

I don't get that at all. She's like, boutin.

[B]

So.

[A]

So now. And they're getting changed, getting ready for this lady to come. And Nathan and Luke are in their room, and Nathan goes, goes, I'm gonna name you the bunker. Spunker and Lucas. What does that mean? And like, dumbass. Yeah, he's very thick.

[B]

Yes. You're still not gonna say anything after that? Like, you're still gonna play innocent. So then Coop is like, oh, they know about the thing on the sheets. Like, who told them?

[A]

It's like, Joe.

[B]

So Luke's like, what does that mean, Nathan? And he's like, you can figure it out, but I advise you to change my sheets aside app.

[A]

And so he's still being kind of jokey. And then Jen is like. She's like, oh, my God, does he know? And Cat's like, he knows.

[B]

He knows.

[A]

And then Luke is like, oh, no. So Nathan is telling Asia. He's like, did you know that Luke spunked on my sheets? She goes, look, ejaculated.

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Like, starts. She, like, kind of like, puts her hands down and starts like, double jerking a huge wiener. She's like, look, Jack, dude, look.

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Spin spoon from came from his testicles and wound up on your sheets. He's like, yeah. And then when he was Jen, like, that's mental. She's like, yeah. She's like, that's gross.

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So then she asked Coupe if he slept in them. And he's like, yeah, he slept a couple nights in him. She's like, oh, my God. What is going to your mind, man? All right, crew, 25 minutes until the guests come.

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Come.

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25 minutes till the guests come. Get some sheets out.

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And then Nathan is telling us, talking to Luke, he's like, I mean, the shoot the sheets left to dry. Crusty, you dirty. And Luke is just like. She's like, well, he's like, I was hungover. Look, I was hungover as balls. So now he's saying like, oh, he didn't clean it because he was hungover and everything. And he's like. He's not being like, oh, yeah, sorry about that. That's my bad. He just was like, well, I was hungover. That's why I was left there, there. So Nathan's like, oh, so you were sober? Even worse. You ball bag my sheets. Oh, my God. And you're. You're hod. That's. That's disrespectful, that, you know. And so he's like, still being kind of, like jokey, but you can see it's really dawning on him how up this is.

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Well, it's that the guy's not even apologizing or anything. He's just like, well, I was, you know, I was hung over. Who says that? You say I was drunk still or something. You would say I was. Well, I was sober, but I had a headache. So came all of your sheets. Yeah, who does that? So now he starts getting really pissed and the guests are coming, and so they're still gossiping about sperm, you know. And Luke's like, who told him? And Joe says, well, I told him, you know, like, I had to, like, I can't hear that and not tell him. He's like, why did you have to tell him? And Joe's like, just laugh it off, man. And Luke says, well, it's easy for someone to laugh it off when they're the ones not in the middle of it. It. You. What are you talking sleeping your come on national tv. You think that no one's going to know, Idiot.

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What? You're not the victim here. That's what's crazy? You're not the victim, okay? You, like, you perpetrated something that would get anyone fired. Like, you act like it's, it's so bad. It's so bad. It's like, it's a hygiene. It's a hygiene issue. It could be considered even worse than a hygiene issue. It could. Like, when you're talking about a, like, sex, like, fluids that, that are left someplace in a workplace that are the product of sex, you actually get into a significant HR situation. And he's like, wow, why are you making fun of? Like, why are you laughing about it? Like, you're not the one in the middle of it. It's like, you are so lucky that people have been so lax about it, because I don't think the audience is lax at all.

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So then Nathan sees them kind of laughing, and he's like, oh, you know what? I'm going to get more pissed off. You know, it's disrespectful, and I'm not laughing. So if you want to laugh about it, he's like, I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. So do you want me to go to Captain Santi and tell her about it? But I'm not laughing. It's like, but you've got a smile on your face. You think that's funny? And then Nathan's temper starts to come out where he's like, you want a piece of me, bra? Which in this case, you know, rightly so. And I can't believe it's so delayed.

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So that was shocking.

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He does ultimately go up to Captain Sandy next week. Next week? Yeah. So he basically tells Luke off, and he's like, you disrespected me. If you want to keep your job, it's not going to end well. You have to piss me off the slightest again. You'll be on the passerelle with your bags packed and looks like, I can't believe I would lose my job over something like splooting all over someone's sheets, not telling them, watching them sleep in it.

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This is, this guy should be fired. Like, if he's not fired next week, I, I'd be shocked.

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He should be fired immediately. And was it on here or crappy hour where we were saying, how did Bravo not even do anything about this? This is nuts.

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Yeah, no, I, I, I'm surprised they didn't, they didn't intervene. You know, like when there was that other Luke who was drunk and was trying to sort of take advantage of. Not sort of, but was trying to take advantage of Margot on Blow. Duck down under. Bravo intervened. They were like, okay, have to say something. I was a little shocked. I mean, it's definitely made for a compelling story. A gross compelling story. Maybe, maybe Bravo consulted with a, with a doctor. If it had been a woman's bed. You have a real issue going on. I do think you have a significant issue, but I think you still have the same issue with a, with a man there, to be honest. But I. When they showed Sandy's reaction next week, I was like, there's no, no way this guy is not getting fired. Yeah, he's got to.

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Yeah, he's got. It's like, this is crazy.

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Like, you cannot, you cannot have someone sleeping in someone else's sperm. It's just, it's, it's, it's totally reprehensible.

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All right, well, guys, we just finished. Took us a long time, but we finally finished.

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Yeah.

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All right, well, thank you so much, everybody for being with us. This was great. This was a long one and a really good catch up for the show.

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