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Hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is podcast part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.
Brandi
So now it's 1am and they're gambling and they're still talking about, you know, I don't know where they're gonna go to. Are they gonna go to the strip club or are they not gonna go
Tiffany
to the strip club?
Brandi
But they don't tonight that tonight they go to bed and we wake up the next while they go to bed at 5:30am but there are drinks in McDonald's and just all over the suite. I mean, this is definitely people who were given a free suite from tv, you know, just like trashing it.
Tiffany
And I also was like, finally something I can get behind copious bags from McDonald's. I'm like, now we're talking. Now I'm relating to these people.
Brandi
Yeah.
Tiffany
So they're waking up and Paul's like, I. I don't feel so bad, Case. Like, I feel bad. My head hurts.
Brandi
So meanwhile, Tegan's like, jake? Is that his name? She's like, j knew you pissed your pants last night. He's like, I did not piss my pants. Stop accusing me and piss my pants. But you did. Hey everybody, Jake pissed his pants last night. And he's like, yeah, and I'll do it again. I what do you think about that? I'll piss my pants again.
Tiffany
Tegan's my favorite of the women. Cuz she seems actually like a fun person. Like I think I would actually enjoy hanging out with her. And I like that she outs Jake for peeing in his pants. And she just seems like, I don't know, she just seems like the best of of that bunch. Like she's the only one who actually has a pulse. The rest of them just sit there and they're sort of catatonic, you know, like been through some sort of like occult brainwashing, like fast blinking of the slow blinking of the eyes. But like Tegan seems okay. And this was a big Jake episode. We haven't, we don't see a lot of Jake. He sort of pops up here and there but he got like some full on scenes and some confessionals which was I guess sort of interesting.
Brandi
So yeah, it was some groundbreaking stuff. It was Jake. It was Jake episode for sure. He's like, we're going to go to strip club no matter what nobody says. I don't care what nobody says. I'm going to go piss on the stripper if I want to. Let's do it. I got a bus. The guys, except for Steven, all the other boys, boys, they go to the race car track or whatever, they're going to go do some racing and the other people go to the Cowboy Christmas. And Steven's like, what am I doing here at Cowboy Cowboy Christmas with a bunch of girls? I should be out with boys doing boy things is crazy. You're the most pessimistic person about Cowboy
Tiffany
Christmas, but not coming with me, by the way, I'm not gonna lie, I did kind of want to go to Cowboy Christmas after seeing it.
Brandi
I absolutely did not.
Tiffany
I wanted to go just once. I love that Cowboy Christmas happens at the same time as Art Basel. Like there's two polar opposite conventions happening in the United States at the same time.
Brandi
Well, I'm from Texas, so most of our shopping things have that, you know, kind of Cowboy Christmas element to it. So I'm just. Yeah, I don't need, I don't need it. But they go in there. I'm shocked that this whole episode they've been telling us how important Cowboy Christmas is. And nobody but Jesse or nobody but Steven Jr. From the company even goes to Cowboy Christmas. What the.
Tiffany
And then, and yeah, only Steven goes. And then on top of that, they're just like around in Cowboy Christmas. It's not like they're taking meetings, they're not going to any suites. They're not. They're just like walking around like, oh,
Brandi
you said hello, what do you sell? Hello.
Tiffany
What's your talent? Like our job is better, you know.
Brandi
Oh my God, look over there. This is where I dream we can sell McBee Farm T shirts. Like, wow, you guys are really killing it. I loved the part where they went up to a tallow lady. So they see Tallow. He's like, wow, tallow. So they go up and Casey's like, I'm gonna do some interviewing because I could learn something. How long have you been in tallow? And the lady goes, o gosh, since 2023. I was like, wow, it's what a long lasting dynasty that you've got going here. And then did you notice Allie was so shady because Ally goes, I want to try your, I want to try your tallow. And she puts some on. She goes, oh, whoa. That, now that is silky smooth. All right. This is tallow. Wow. Casey, check this out. This is how you do it. This was. Got hers in her fridge. Idiot does it by yourself.
Tiffany
To me that was both a. I'm gonna diss your shitty stuff, Casey, because you don't want me to be part of your company. And I'm also going to show you how well I would sell it on social media. Wow. Silky smooth. And I would, if you use my promo code, you can get this Montana tallow for the low, low cost of $5.
Brandi
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Tiffany
I have a finance degree
Brandi
so I
Tiffany
totally clocked that as well. So then they're just like walking around looking at things. And then over at the, the racetrack we see Jake is driving. He's driving like 130 miles per hour and he's totally unfazed. His face looks like he's driving 50 miles per hour. Like normally we're used to people like whoa. Then Jake is like, if, if there's anyone who I think is going to be dead last, it's gonna be cold little wimpy ass because I watched him wreck a comb career. And we see a, you know, Cole driving over a rock with a combine and breaking the whole thing.
Brandi
And we saw this year Jesse doesn't know how to open a tractor door. So that's, that's who we're talking about here. So we go back to the hotel and G is here it is lady of fun Galina.
Tiffany
She is fully, she is fully made up. Like she is about to go host a local news hour somewhere. And she, she, Ally greets her at the door and they, you know, they're gonna like be setting up for this. This bachelorette party for Casey. And Galena's saying that she's not the party animal she used to be. She's like, but I will give it like. Like I say about murdering chickens. I will give it my best shot.
Brandi
Ali's like, wow, what are you gonna wear, Natalena? Well, I'm going for disco slut mills. You know, that's how I go Thunder down under. Let us do. So Galena is just excited to be invited, you know? And. And by the way, I love. Galena's like, oh, my God. Thank you guys so much for inviting me. That was really sweet, and it means a lot to me that you would think of me. But in another scene, someone's like, oh, my God, Galena's here all alone. Galina just happens to be here all alone. So I guess we. We should invite her to hang out. They said something like that. It's like, oh, go. God, you guys are such dicks. You don't even admit to inviting Galena.
Tiffany
I know. So meanwhile, Stephen and Ally at Cowboy Christmas, they. They stop over at a turquoise store
Brandi
because Steven's like, I love turquoise jewelry.
Tiffany
So they start trying on different things. And Allie's like, there's something so sexy about a man wearing a wedding ring. The hands, the veins, the calluses, the big old band. Like, why? Why is it like, every confessional with her is about her explaining why something is sexy? There are something so sexy about watching a man put his hand on a slot machine.
Brandi
The.
Tiffany
The biceps bulging, the metal in his hands with the arm. It is just so sexy. I'm like, this. This lady is really trying to sell us on the fact that she is deeply attracted to Steven McBe Jr. It's just manly.
Brandi
Steven's got just such sexy, manly hands, so she's helping choose a ring. And Casey's like, well, I'm uncertain about this. I don't know that I want to even get married in Vegas. We waited such a long time to get engaged, and now Cole's just, like, ready to get married. I mean, so many people would be missing out on this, where they waited so long to get married. They want us to see us get married. Every. Everybody's gonna be so upset if they don't get to see us get married.
Tiffany
But I'm just a girl, so I guess we'll do what Cole says.
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we back at the hotel, Casey and Tegan have returned from wherever they were, I guess cowboy Christmas. And so they are going to get ready to surprise, you know Kate. Like something I don't know the Bachelor. They're just getting ready for the bachelor party and now Casey is like this
Brandi
is where I Love that. This girl who's saying I. Wait, let me. I'm sorry to interrupt you, as usual, but what isn't this whole thing about them going to Vegas because it's kind of going to be their bachelorette party and bachelor party. Wasn't that in the plans originally? They were like, let's go, because you guys are engaged. So if we go to Vegas, we can have, like, a bachelorette and bachelor party. So why is it. Why are they doing that if they don't have a wedding planned? First of all, why do you have a. Why would you be throwing someone a bachelor or bachelorette party? There's no wedding even on the books. And then also, if you're doing all this, why would you be surprised that the thing is going to be getting married in Vegas on this show?
Tiffany
Like, it's almost like they said, we're going to get married in Vegas. And then all of a sudden, the producers were like, oh, actually, pretend like you're not and that this is a surprise. Because you're right. You don't have a bachelor or bachelorette party until, like, you're very close to the wedding. It's supposed to be like, this is your last hurrah. So if there's no wedding on the books and you're just having a bachelor and bachelorette party on spec, that, like, makes no sense. I also love here. Our note taker says Ali and Galena are waiting to surprise Casey with the decorated area for her bachelorette party. Why does that crack me up? They go into the suite, but there's only one little section of the suite that's decorated. It's like, I hope. I hope she comes around the corner of the suite and sees the decorated part where we put some balloons up. Like, it's such low stakes surprise. We got a corner of the room that has a balloon in it. Oh.
Brandi
So Casey's like, well, I invited Galena to come to my bachelorette party for the wedding I'm not even supposed to ever be having until maybe two years or something. Dot, dot, dot. But she may be crazy, but at least she loves us. Everybody knows that.
Tiffany
So now Cole calls Casey and she's. He's just, like, checking in to see what's going on. And the girls are getting dressed up into their bachelorette party outfit, you know, because they gotta look good for Thunder Down Under. And they're just, like, talking about eating food and stuff, whatever. It's literally unimportant. And then over the boys. So Braden's like, well, Jake, should we lay down the laws of the land for tonight. Jake's like, I think it's time to lay down the laws. It's like, okay, what does that mean? Like, it's like, rule number one, no communication to the girls. Braden's like, and number two, you gotta have a good time. No bad moods tonight. Stephen Jr. Steven.
Brandi
Well, I've just got some information from you because I heard it on from somebody who shall not be named, who is gorgeous, and I will probably marry before the week is out that the girls are going to be very upset if the guys go to strip club. Do not go to a strip club.
Tiffany
And Jake's like, oh, you're def.
Brandi
Definitely.
Tiffany
He goes, I'm not going to point fingers. He's like, you're definitely point fingers now. He's like, well, it's Vegas. So they're like, we can't. We absolutely cannot go to the strip club. Well, guess what. Now everyone's going over. The girls go over to Thunder down under, and Ally has a big announcement. I am ready to get down in Vegas. I don't think I was ever a party girl, but don't get me wrong. I still love shaking my ass at the club occasionally. So I am excited for those Gallatin girls in Vegas. I mean, I trust when Ali says that she. Oh, I'm sorry. This was. I'm sorry. I'm reading the wrong alley here. Wait, let's take it from the top. I'm ready to get down Vegas.
Brandi
Whoa.
Tiffany
This sounds more real. For a moment, when I was like, like, the other alleys talking about shaking her ass in a club, I was like, what are we talking about here? This makes no sense. That alley shaking her ass. I mean, I know she lives in the city, the big, bad city, but I just can't imagine Ali shaking her ass at the club. But now that we know it's Ally with an E, I apologize, everyone. I'm. I'm sorry that I.
Brandi
Well, the other alley is the one last season or whenever they had the male strippers, because this has already been a plot line where Jesse got all upset because they had a male stripper, and the stripper was dancing on Ally, and he, like, wheelbarrowed her. He, like, lifted her up, and she was, like, shaking her ass on. So I don't know. That little alley's the innocent. Ally's got something in her, too. But, yeah, you guys have already used the stripper storyline, and it was about as entertaining the first time. So Ali's like, wow, I've been. I mean, I'VE been to Van, but these are Gallatin girls. I mean, that one just saw a mountain last year.
Tiffany
It's true. I'm surprised Casey didn't make any remarks about that flying into Vegas. Look, I seen a mountain over there.
Brandi
I saw my first mountain last year, and now everywhere I turn, I can see a mountain.
Tiffany
It's like, that's the Luxor. So, Ellie. So they're. They're just having fun, okay? So they go to the. They go to the Thunder down under place. And. And we see flashbacks of Ally without an E, getting that wheelbarrow thing happening to her and everything. It's fun. They're on drinks and big news.
Brandi
Huge news, guys. Ally is so turned on by the strip club that she has sent a sexy text to Jesse, you know, the guy who's just treating her like for no reason. And her text says, thinking about you later. And then it has a drooly text, and she's like, well, we are trying to work on our relationship. Let's see if it worked. And then Casey's like, you should text him and say, I'm not wearing any underwear. One time, Cole said that to me, and I thought it was sexy, but then he had skid marks on the inside of his jeans, and I said, you really should wear underwear, though, Cole.
Tiffany
It's from the combine. So then skid marks mean something else on this show. So then Ali is like. And we also find out that, like, that Ali also did a boudoir shoot for. For Jake once. So. Wow. But I was like, girls, this is. Come on. I know how to do this, okay? There is an art to sexting, okay? This is why I make $10,000 per sex, okay? It's literally simple, lady. It's like, I don't know what's going on between those two. This is what you have to do. You say, I can't wait for you to be inside of me. And this tallow was silky smooth. Send. So then the guys are there, and they're. They're riding on the bus, and all of a sudden, Jake gets the text, and it's like, oh, my God, it's crazy. And they're like, you broke the rule because you're texting with your girl. Rule number one is broken.
Brandi
And Jesse's like, yeah, but I got this text from Ali. It was more of a sex, I'd say definitely unexpected from Ally. I mean, it's exciting. You know, maybe it was a good idea to come to Vegas. You know, maybe she's actually feeling herself a little Bit actually wants me. And then there's another text from Ally that says, I can't stop think. Oh, you already said that. Right.
Tiffany
I want you inside of me, by the way. I want you inside of me.
Brandi
Sorry.
Tiffany
I think. I think I. I said that Ali made a boudoir photo shoot for Jake, and that is actually categorically wrong. It was for Jesse. Big difference. Big difference with those J's.
Brandi
Oh, gosh. Okay, so the women are going crazy at the Thunder from Down under show. And then the guys are on rooftop of Caesar's palace and we find out something nobody is shocked at. Cole Hangover. That's where this took place, right? That's my favorite movie. We know.
Tiffany
We. We already know without knowing. We already know.
Brandi
We know.
Tiffany
And so. And the thing is that like the girls either right before this, right after this, they send a photo of them with all the strippers. So then they're like, like what? That's not right. So we're definitely going to strip club. And then Jake is like, where Libra. I made a few calls and that Rush is headed to the chat bar. I would have loved it if the bus was driven by Tessa. Well, boys will be boys. And if they want to go to
Brandi
a strip club, they were going to
Tiffany
go to a strip club. That's what I'm here to do. Just mother hand, take them to the chat. Boys will be boys.
Brandi
So now they go to the Sapphire Gentleman's club. And Jake's like, you know, I strictly told I do not take over a street club. But after I see the Incredible Hulk on the song with in front of girls and the biggest smiles I've ever seen on their face, you bet your ass. We're going to straight club. Well, lucky girls at the strip club.
Tiffany
I know, man.
Brandi
To. To sit for anyone to ever think that those girls don't work hard for their money. Enter the McBee crew.
Tiffany
I know. Seriously, I've never had more. More sympathy for the sex workers of our nation than when those McBees walk into that strip club. So Jake, you know, they go in
Brandi
there and
Tiffany
Jake tells us, you know, I was strictly told, do not take cold to the strip club. But after I see that incredible Hulk in a donke bikini with the girls and the biggest spot.
Brandi
Did you read this part already?
Tiffany
Because I can't do.
Brandi
Yeah, I just did that one. We're probably reading each other's things. So Cole's like, well, I thought there was this. Yeah, it's the same thing over and over. And Steven Junior's like, Boys, I'm headed back to the hotel because I've got a woman I love who's got a father I need to impress. See ya. So he leaves, and they're like, you're a little. How could you do that? Nicole's like, I thought there was some kind of bro code here, but I guess that's out the window. He's wet and he loves to be whipped.
Tiffany
I just would love it if they cut to Stephen McBee at the hotel, just arranging all his little trinkets he got from Cowboy Christmas.
Brandi
This one goes on the left, this one goes on the right. And this one I'm gonna griddle about at 4:00am Look, I got belt buckles. Each one has a letter. When you line them all up, they smell memberships.
Tiffany
Now this one here goes on top of a Christmas tree.
Brandi
It's Father Christmas, but with a cowboy hat on. I love it. Thank God for Christmas. So Stephen says, ally told me early on that if I went to a strip club in Vegas, it was over. And at 31 years old, I don't need strip club anyway. Okay. So now he leaves, and the ladies are still whooping it up at the Thunder down under show. And now the guys are at the strip club, and Cole's like, wow, they're looking at me. And then they all need to stop. Yeah, I imagine you get that a lot.
Tiffany
Yeah. This I'll always remember.
Brandi
I remember when it's called an existential crisis, that's what you're seeing on their faces.
Tiffany
Okay. Exactly. I'll always remember when we went to Swinging Swinging Richards. That was called Swinging Dicksters. Swinging Richards, I think, in Atlanta. And it was the strip club, these guys. And at one point, I got, like, a lap dance. And I just remember that this guy was just staring off at the wall. And I was like, oh, man, It just was the funniest thing. And I was like, the sadness in this man's eyes right now.
Brandi
And it's just being at work.
Tiffany
Yeah. And so it's like. I mean, and so when you see the stripper come over to Cole and be like, do you wanna dance? You just can see her focusing on a spot on the wall. It's like a ballerina needing to focus on one spot so she doesn't get dizzy as she spins around, you know, or like a figure skater. It's like. It's just. You just hear, you know, Dutch marks. A dollars. American Express will do nicely, thank you. Let me loosen up your collar. Now tell me you want to see me do the shimmy again.
Brandi
Well, you know, look, I'm sure a lot of times you have to disassociate, like, with any job that you do. You know, it's like just this straight disassociation. I think in this case, you see Cole sitting there and. And it's just a cavalcade of the word choices going through your head. Choices, choices, choices, choices. I've just made so many choices. My choices have all led me to coal, you know?
Tiffany
Yeah. You know, I think that there's. I think in the year 2026, I think we have a different view of what it is to be a stripper. I don't think it's seen as such a shame. Like, people shame it aggressively before, and it's like slutty and terrible, and there was just so much shame in it. And I think we're seeing that it can actually be a very empowering thing. And we've, you know, updated our views on all these professions, etc. But it doesn't matter what job you're in, you can always have a moment where you say, how did I wind up here? How did I wind up with this awful coworker? How did I wind up with this awful boss? And I think sometimes even a stripper will be like, this was a mistake. I have to give a lap dance to Cole McBee. This was. This, didn't this. I'm going back to corporate America. So, you know, sometimes you have a
Brandi
moment, you don't have to be in a shameful position to feel shame. You know what I mean? Like, you don't have to be in a shameful profession, I should say, to feel shame. I think at some point, any of us are just like, oh, my God, this sucks. You know, this day sucks. And I think this was hers. So Jesse, meanwhile, is. They're basically talking about the dancers and stuff. And then one of them gets an offer. I think Cole, right, they're like, hey, you. Do you want to dance? And they're like, do it, Cole. Do it, Cole. Do it. It's your bachelor party cold. Well, you gotta do it now. You ain't listening. No, woman, you better do it. And Cole's like, I better behave myself, not do it this time. And so Cole gets a gold medal for not getting a lap dance that time.
Tiffany
And then Casey gets pulled up on stage at the Thunder down under, and this guy with his big long hair does this whole dance on her and has her put her hand on his chest and everything. And everyone cheers. And even Ali's like, oh, my God, this is crazy.
Brandi
And even Ali, that's how Ally acts in every single scene. She's like oh what? Oh sorry.
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I saw another story online that Ali is shooting something with Austin. Like, they were seen on camera having lunch. Please don't do this thing.
Tiffany
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Brandi
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Tiffany
I mean, look, I have to say, I don't, I, I, I think Ali is very annoying. I think that she has like a made for TV personality. I think this is like a lane she wants to go down. But I still actually, weirdly enough, like her more than Calla was just the pits. And, like, I was ready. I was rooting for Kala. I love that. I love everything we talked about at the top of the episode. It's actually so nasty what she did, but I kind of enjoy that. Kind of like, as a reality star, I like that. But I felt like Khalid was just a real. She was just like a real buzzkill. Ally is like fake and insufferable. But I don't know. I think if I had to choose between two, I'll take Ali.
Brandi
I take Calla, because Kala is at least giving you something kind of real. You know, this Ali seems like a very nice person. She just comes across as constantly. It's like on Q dc you know, it's like, oh, my God, look what we have next. It's a bracelet. Oh, my. You know, it's just very. All the time. It's like she's selling, selling, selling. It's just too much. She seems like a nice person. I just don't want her on Southern Charm. Although I would love to see Patricia's reaction to her.
Tiffany
I know she should be like, who is this texting? Don't like her.
Brandi
Yeah. So anyhow, let's see. So he denies a lap dance on his part. So then Jesse tells us, well, I think once Casey finds out we went to a straight clip, she's going to choke the laugh out of me. And then we go back to the women, and it's after the show now they're walking through the casino and they
Tiffany
see the guys and they all take a seat on oversized cowboy hats because of course. And then they sort of have this like, you know, run in moment. Like, oh, my God, what's going on? Oh, we went to the club and everything. And so anyway, Casey and Cole go up to their suite and they go up to this pool and. And like, Casey puts her feet in the pool and Cole, like, brings over this oversized chair and he can't quite. It's like too heavy for him. So we watch him, like, really struggling to get this chair over by the pool. And I'm like, bro, why, why, why are you obsessed with this chair? Just put your feet in the pool. Also roll up your seat.
Brandi
Yeah, it was really weird. Like, she has her feet in and then he wants to sit on this like, love seat or something that he drives. Like, not sit next to her at the pool.
Tiffany
He was just dragging it over and I was waiting for it or him to fall in. And then eventually he's like, maybe the
Brandi
virgin hotel was like, listen, we'll let you guys have this, you know, publicize our hotel on tv. Cole is not allowed to put his feet in the pool. Okay.
Tiffany
You know what would be a funny. Absolutely not be a funny invention for shark tank is some sort of like leg shaped bags that like, if you're wearing jeans, because like, jeans you really can't roll up. It's like very hard to roll them up to them. Put your feet in the pool. But if you want to put your feet in the pool, you sort of like, they're almost like leg condoms. You put them on your legs and then you can, you can dip your legs in the water without taking off your pants. Wouldn't that be fun? I think you get the sensation of like the cold and the water and everything. But you wouldn't. I mean, what, like, if it's the right texture, I think you would feel a lot of it. Right. Why hasn't no one invented that?
Brandi
I don't, like, like fully closed,
Tiffany
just like little like plastic bags you put on your legs and then you dip in the pool. And they're. And they're fitted in a way so that way they, they come all the way up to your thighs. That way it's like, like the water's not going to get in them.
Brandi
Wow.
Tiffany
It's. For people like Cole McBee, you want to have the luxury of a love seat, but the refreshing qualities of a leg dipped in the pool. Now we can finally have both.
Brandi
You just feel like the Temperature change on that part of your leg?
Tiffany
I don't know. I mean, that's why you dip your leg. That's why you do that, right? Isn't that why you dip your feet in the pool, to feel the temperature change on your feet? Feet on your legs a little bit.
Brandi
They feel wet. And then your feet get all wrinkly, and then you're like, oh, that's what I'm gonna look like when I'm old. I don't know. But, you know, the other part of me is like, do we need. Do we need to dissuade water from touching Cole's skin? Like, I feel like it needs more, just not necessarily a pool, you know, because that's gonna go in that later. I feel like he's never cleaned in between his toes.
Tiffany
He probably does need more water on his toes. But let's also think about the cleaning staff for this pool. Do we need Cole's toes in this water? I know it's chlorinated. Even chlorine has its limits. So let's put on leg condoms for Coles. That way everyone can be happy.
Brandi
Anyway, the point is, invent a chair condom, too, so you can put a love. A condom on a love seat so Cole can sit down and nobody else has to sit there. I mean, I don't know. So now they're having cellophane bag.
Tiffany
Like, he's a. Like he's an edible arrangement. Okay.
Brandi
So he basically having this conversation now that they're drunk. And she's like, you saw boobies or what? And he's like, no, all I saw was buds. You saw boobies? They're not called boobies on a guy. We just saw butts. It's like, that's all I saw, too. Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I saw some boobies at the strip club. I'm so mad at you, Cole. You won't get married tomorrow. Yeah. You were honest with me about going to a strip club. Let's get married in Vegas.
Tiffany
She's like, I'm just glad you had fun. So meanwhile, in Allie and Jesse's room, it's the next morning, and they're sitting there in bed, and she has this look on that. That the permanent smile is on her face again. And she goes, well, good morning. Ready for the day? He's like, yeah, Vegas gets you every time. She's like, well, I'm doing better than you. I'm up and showered already. He's like, okay, so anyway, the point
Brandi
is, they're both dressed, like, in turtlenecks and long pants. Like, what do you. How do you guys sleep? These two are so repressed. I mean, they both. It's like, Jesus Christ. They're wearing full. Full outfits in bed. And she's like, yeah, last night was sexy times. He's like, well, I'll just say that I got a real sexy text from her, and sexy text led to something else, but I ain't gonna kiss and tell about it.
Tiffany
Yeah, they had sex, or at least they're alluding to that.
Brandi
Did this involve a hole in a sheet? Because you, too.
Tiffany
So Colin Casey are now in a sprinter van because they're going to get married. And first they go to the clerk's office, which is great, because at the clerk's office, there's like. I feel like almost. Did we meet. I feel like we almost met this person before. Did she come to our Vegas show? She's like, I'm a Bravo girl. She's like, I've seen you on tv. I loved her. She was great. And I love that the. The clerk at.
Brandi
We know that we met the county clerk. I don't know.
Tiffany
She looks so familiar to me. I was like, I feel like we met her. I feel like she came to our show. I love that I. She was just smiling, and she's like, I'm a Bravo girl. I was like, I love this for you. I love that you're just sitting here at, like, your job, giving these. These app, giving these certificates out or applications or whatever, or permits at income. Bravo liberties. I mean, I hate them. Want to welcome these two into the fold of Bravo Liberties, but they are Bravo liberties. That's so. I was, like, so happy for this lady.
Brandi
Yeah. So Cole's like, well, one of the main things I like about Casey is she's willing to just do bad anything. She is. She's always game. Actually, she did not want to do this. According to your own storyline, you have cajoled her into now getting married in Vegas.
Tiffany
She's just very, very passive. And then they're, like, picking out a dress, and I started to have this realization, like, oh, I think they're really gonna get married. Because we've seen for years and years and years that, you know, people go to Vegas on these shows and they pretend to get married or they, like, do a fake wedding or. We saw it in Southern hospitality. We've seen on Vanderpump rule. I mean, we just. We see it all over. Vanderbump rules was maybe.
Brandi
Didn't Gigi get married in Vegas? Gigi got like, had, like, an overnight wedding in Vegas or something. There have been. There have been quite a few of them.
Tiffany
She's so wild and crazy. You never know what sort of violent things she might do at her wedding.
Brandi
I got married. Married at the Golden Nugget. You want to fight about it, Biff? I'll stab you in your face.
Tiffany
The Red wedding has nothing on the Gigi wedding. Yeah, so they're picking out. They're picking out all these items and everything. And then they go to this chapel with, like, an Elvis impersonator. And people also, Elvis just gave up.
Brandi
This Elvis isn't even trying. It's just some older man, some old skinny guy who comes out in an Elvis outfit or whatever. Yeah, it looked like David Foster. He's wearing the wig and the glasses and the shiny stuff. And then he comes out and he's like, like, hey, so y' all gonna get married? Are you gonna make any effort to be like. I mean, give us at least, like, hey, something. Give us something, buddy. Come on. He's just like, you gotta get married. All right, let's do this.
Tiffany
So they. They. Everyone comes in and, like, I can't tell. Like, Ali is wearing, like, Blonde Alley is wearing an actual, like, fur. I'm like, are they all sort of being jokey right now? But I couldn't tell. But. But the vibe is like, they're all. They're all in and they're all ready to have a fun time. They're like, they're really doing this. And then all of a sudden, some smoke appears from the front, from under the front door, and the doors open. It's actually more of like, a garage door. And Elvis drives Casey in in this, like, old school car. And it was actually. It was so ridiculous. I can't believe it. I'm gonna say this. I actually enjoyed this scene. I thought it was actually really amusing and funny, and I was just like. I was impressed that they didn't take us along and say, okay, it's a fake out, or have Casey pretend to back out. They're like, no, they actually up and got married. They saw it through. So I'm like, well, you know, it's. I. I have to give my credit where credit's due. They actually did the real wedding. Couldn't believe it. Couldn't believe this was all not just some fakery to a carrot to dangle us through the episode.
Brandi
Yeah, well, that's good. I'm glad you got some personal pleasure from it. You know, whatever happened, happened. They did it. Yeah. And they this was one where they opened the doors really wide, and then a pink, you know, convertible drives through, and Casey's sitting in the convertible. The car drives in. Then everybody just sits there and breathes exhaust. During the wedding, I was like, this is romantic. Wow.
Tiffany
You know what every wedding needs? A good dose of carbon monoxide.
Brandi
This is what your marriage is gonna feel like sucking a tailpipe. So welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.
Tiffany
One. Yeah. So they. He's like. He's like, casey, I love you. You've been the love of my life for a long time, since I was 18 years old. And I want nothing more than you and Blair. And he's. And Casey's like, oh, thank you. So I just want to say I love you, and whatever you said, I apply to you because you think for me. So thanks.
Brandi
I just want to say, you know, everybody who's here in this wedding, these are all the people I ever wanted at my wedding. Well, except for maybe mom and dad. Dad's in jail, so I guess he ain't gonna make it.
Tiffany
It's the first time they actually acknowledge that he's in jail instead of saying, since dad went away. Well, Dad's in jail. And then they all crack up since
Brandi
dad was persecuted by the government for, like, not understanding one thing in the paperwork.
Tiffany
So it ends with them actually getting married in Vegas. And the next week, Christy finds out that her children betrayed her once again. But, you know, boys will be boys, so you really can't be mad.
Brandi
Oh, my gosh, those laser eyes of Christie's. She really does not look happy. They're like, oh, yeah, they got married in Vegas. Like, you can just see her starting to short out. I don't blame her. You can't.
Tiffany
Don't.
Brandi
Christie McBee out of a wedding. This woman bought you all fake pumpkins. Do you know how many fake pumpkins she's carried from the home goods for you people? Like, hundreds. She had to.
Tiffany
She had to. She had to go to a. To a home goods and find fake fall leaves to drape along the top of your cupboards. And this is how you pay the poor woman. Don't cross a woman who carries a Stanley cup the size of an actual Stanley cup, because if that thing goes thrown in your direction, you're going down.
Brandi
There is not enough gigantic latte in the world to make this okay with Christy McVeigh.
Tiffany
There's not enough foamer. There's not enough foamed milk to calm my rage right now.
Brandi
Wait, here's something I'M just noticing now. Was Galena even invited to this? Galena?
Tiffany
I couldn't.
Brandi
What? That's such. You're not gonna let Galena come to the wedding? What is wrong with you people?
Tiffany
Galena's in Vegas. Maybe she went home already. But, like, Galena's in Vegas. You're not inviting her to the wedding. There's such dicks. Yeah, whatever.
Brandi
She's just like family to us. She cares about it so much. They don't tell Galina about the wedding. Damn.
Tiffany
Meanwhile, they hang.
Brandi
Well, I guess she did know because they said something about maybe getting married. She's like, oh, this is something that is gonna make it happen. What? But I'm surprised it's not there.
Tiffany
They spend so much energy in the first part of the season.
Brandi
Be like, Galina's going around, going, flying all over the place, trying to be like. Like she's thinking she's a real housewife.
Tiffany
Try to be famous. She thinks she's a famous person. She's not even doing her work.
Brandi
Not even doing. She's traveling.
Tiffany
I'm not even doing work. And meanwhile, these guys, they go to Vegas and literally do not a lick of work the entire time that they're there while she's there, probably like, you know, doing whatever. A cowboy Christmas, filling out invoices.
Brandi
And. Yeah.
Tiffany
People. So.
Brandi
Yeah.
Tiffany
And then they don't even have that
Brandi
whole, you are going all over the world. And then Stephen went for a week to Austin and then now is going to Vegas right after that.
Tiffany
Yeah. God, I hate these people in every single, every single way that I could hate them. I do hate them. Well, on that note, everyone, thank you for joining us on our journey to Vegas via Gallatin, Missouri. I'm sure we'll have a very exciting and interesting episode next week of the McBees, as we will the week after that and the week after that. Because it's a show full of riveting content. And we thank you all for being here. And we'll catch you on the next episode of Watch what happens.
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Bye. Bye.
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Brandi
I mean I just have. It is delicious. Caesar sauce is like a Parmesan garlicky blend with some lemon in it and you can dip anything in there.
Tiffany
One thing I have been known to do is to stop over at McDonald's and go through the drive through and get myself a Caesar snack wrap and just dip some fries in the Caesar sauce. Also the crispy strips in the Caesar sauce. Honestly, try it. It's really good.
Brandi
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Tiffany
I think I just want to have just a constant supply of Caesar sauce and put it on things at all times.
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Watch What Crappens #3487: McBee Dynasty S03E08 Part Two: Wedding Smells
Release Date: August 5, 2026
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
In this lively episode, Ben and Ronnie recap the second half of McBee Dynasty Season 3, Episode 8, focusing on the titular "Wedding Smells." The McBee crew's Vegas trip continues, full of drunken antics, emotional flip-flops, strip club adventures, and a surprise (sort of) wedding. The hosts dissect the cast’s questionable decision-making, Vegas cliché moments, and the hilarious low-stakes drama that comes with a Bravo family wedding. As always, the hosts offer biting wit, sharp observations, and plenty of affection for (and shade toward) the Bravo universe.
On Jake’s pants-wetting reputation:
“Tegan’s my favorite of the women, ’cause she seems actually like a fun person ... and she outs Jake for peeing in his pants.” (Tiffany, 02:41)
On the cast's business-savvy:
“Wow, you guys are really killing it. I loved the part where they went up to a tallow lady ... Wow, what a long-lasting dynasty.” (Brandi, 04:58)
On the underwhelming bachelorette party décor:
“It’s such low-stakes surprise. We got a corner of the room that has a balloon in it.” (Tiffany, 13:11)
On the existential plight of strippers with McBee clientele:
“I’ve never had more sympathy for the sex workers of our nation than when those McBees walk into that strip club.” (Tiffany, 21:12)
“You can just see her focusing on a spot on the wall. It’s like a ballerina needing to focus so she doesn’t get dizzy.” (Tiffany, 23:43)
On Ally’s non-stop on-screen persona:
“She just comes across as constantly ... selling, selling, selling. It’s just too much.” (Brandi, 30:59)
On the actual wedding:
“They just sit there and breathe exhaust during the wedding, I was like, this is romantic. Wow.” (Brandi, 41:20)
On Christy’s inevitable rage:
“There is not enough gigantic latte in the world to make this okay with Christy McBee.” (Brandi, 43:19)
The hosts’ trademark blend of sarcasm, affection for Bravo absurdity, and pop culture references keep the episode breezy and funny. Their banter conveys both a well-honed Bravo expertise and a sense of affectionate ridicule, especially for the McBee family’s lack of subtlety and self-awareness. The central comedic thrust: despite attempts at high drama and Vegas spectacle, what’s actually delivered is wonderfully mundane and low-stakes, providing ample fodder for Ben and Ronnie's biting commentary.
This episode is a classic example of Watch What Crappens’ irreverent, detailed style. Even without watching McBee Dynasty, you'll appreciate the hosts’ ability to turn reality TV minutiae into hilarious, relatable content. From existential strip club moments to balloon-in-the-corner bachelorettes, the laughs come fast—often at the McBee family’s expense.
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