Podcast Summary
Watch What Crappens: Dwell Hello #317 – Trendy in Minneapolis
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: September 1, 2023
Episode Overview
In this episode of "Dwell Hello," a Watch What Crappens spin-off dedicated to recapping House Hunters, Ben and Ronnie set their comedic sights on Season 237, Episode 4 of House Hunters: “Trendy in Minneapolis.” The hosts dive into the episode's misnomer of “trendy”, follow engaged couple Brett and Joe as they search for a home with the help of Janelle Pierzina (notably from Big Brother), and dish out signature snark on Midwestern crafts, real estate tropes, and Janelle’s subdued HGTV presence.
Key Discussion Points and Insights
1. The Episode’s Premise & Janelle’s Surprising Tone
- (01:43 – 03:18) Introduction to the episode: Ben and Ronnie clarify that they're recapping a regular “House Hunters” episode featuring Janelle from Big Brother as the couple’s realtor.
- Theme Disparity:
- Ben: “There's nothing trendy about this episode or the people in it… I was hoping a Janelle-oriented House Hunters would be a little spicier.” (02:42)
- Ronnie: “If I'm gonna get Janelle in an episode, I want like A ba ba, bitches…not just being like, ‘you know, I'm Janelle. I wear sweaters now. Welcome HGTV.’” (02:51)
- Both hosts lament that "House Hunters Janelle" is far tamer than the confessional, cutthroat Janelle of Big Brother fame.
- Ronnie: “As a realtor, but not as a Janelle. That’s all I’m saying. I need more Janelle.” (04:31)
2. Meet Brett and Joe
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(05:17 – 06:02)
- Ben and Ronnie introduce the episode’s featured couple: Brett (the tall, practical one) and Joe (crafty, grandma-chic, obsessed with sewing and baking).
- Both hosts riff on the hobby-centric mindset:
- Ronnie: “People who sew…they say that about literally every room. Like, you could walk into a Golden Corral, and they could be like, ‘oh my God, I could put my sewing room in here.’” (05:27)
- Ben adds, “I do that with my board games, too. 'Oh, I could have my board game collection here, and I could have a sewing machine here.’”
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Main Conflict: Brett wants to be frugal and avoid small doorways (“I almost hit my head on this beam”), while Joe is ready to spend for the perfect space for all his hobbies. (06:43)
3. Knitting Humor & The ‘Sweater Curse’
- (11:32 – 13:24)
- The hosts go deep on the “sweater curse”—the superstition that knitting a sweater for a significant other curses the relationship.
- Ben: “I just googled sweater curse, and there's a whole Wikipedia article…knitters have been advised to match the knitted gift to the stage in the relationship…before graduating to sweaters.” (12:00 - 12:52)
- Ronnie: “Knitters out there, could you stop being such drama queens?” (13:01)
- The hosts go deep on the “sweater curse”—the superstition that knitting a sweater for a significant other curses the relationship.
- Extended bit about the poignancy and sometimes excessive emotional investment of handmade gifts.
4. Brett & Joe’s Relationship Dynamic
- (14:12 – 16:30)
- The couple’s interplay: Joe is eager for domestic bliss (and adoptive family expansion), Brett is intensely practical and wary of commitment to pets or kids.
- Running joke throughout: Brett’s height and his head-banging woes in older Minneapolis homes.
- Ben: “Brett just wants not to be called Shrek and chased around by children.” (06:33)
5. House #1: The Bungalow
- (21:27 – 27:04)
- Description: Three-bed, one-bath, “cute red door”—but otherwise bland, not much character, with a deck awkwardly separated from the house.
- Hosts mock House Hunters’ generic positivity:
- Ben: “That’s so sad that that's all you can say when you're driving up to a house, and all you can say is, 'I love the door.'” (21:59)
- Ronnie: “This is bungalow style…tiny little square rooms with wood floors. That's all they are. And I love that. Any room…any room they want. Walk into the realtor can go, 'oh my God, so you could use this as the master, or you could use this as a closet…'” (24:05)
- Brett immediately wants an extra bathroom; Janelle responds with standard realtor nonchalance about renos.
- The backyard is directly adjacent to the street, separated only by a chain-link fence; airplane noise.
6. House #2: The Rambler
- (33:41 – 39:25)
- Mid-century modern, recently flipped, two bathrooms.
- Ben loves it: “This was the perfect little house for sweater gays.” (36:14)
- Ronnie is wary of generic flips: “They take one of these houses from the 1950s and they just go to Home Depot and get those like hollow doors...” (35:02)
- Downside: Basement has low ceilings, but perfect as Joe’s “knitting cave.”
7. House #3: The Split-Level
- (40:01 – 46:22)
- Larger, split-level, four beds, two baths, and more “grandma vibes.”
- The hosts lampoon split-levels:
- Ronnie: “Why do people build these? …I don't understand this…There’s no level on the level. Like, why? I don't understand.” (40:53)
- Ben reminisces about his childhood friend’s split-level and loves the weird stair layouts.
- A strange “Lego glory hole” storage nook in the master bedroom and a wood-burning stove in the basement trigger paranoia about fire (Joe’s family cabin burned down).
8. The Decision
- (47:27 – 51:33)
- The hosts (and listeners) are stunned when Brett and Joe choose House #1, the bungalow, over the more practical and spacious options.
- Ben: “I was shocked. I wrote in all caps: they chose the bungalow. And then I texted you and I said, ‘fuck these guys,’ because I was so mad that they chose the shittiest option of all of them.” (50:12)
- Despite the deck location, one bathroom, and tight rooms, the couple values neighborhood and nostalgia (“it's where they fell in love”).
- In classic housing market fashion, they go over-budget (up to $335,000) after a bidding war for their least practical pick.
- The hosts (and listeners) are stunned when Brett and Joe choose House #1, the bungalow, over the more practical and spacious options.
9. Final Thoughts & Running Jokes
- Big Brother Janelle's Tame Turn: The hosts keep riffing on how much more fun Janelle is on CBS than on HGTV (“I need her in a room with a key around her neck going, ‘they think they got me. They don’t, stab it.’” (04:31))
- Leaf Blower Intrusion: Ronnie’s recurring battle with environmental noises interrupts—but also becomes a side gag.
- Sweater & Grandma Fetishes: Over-the-top references to knitting drama, hobby dedication, and Minneapolis gaydom’s intersection with homebody obsessions.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- (02:51) Ronnie: “If I'm gonna get Janelle in an episode, I want, like, A ba ba, bitches… I don't want Janelle just being like, ‘you know, I'm Janelle. I wear sweaters now.’”
- (11:32) Ben: “I just googled sweater curse and there's a whole Wikipedia article…The belief that if a knitter gives a hand knit sweater to a Significant other, it will lead the recipient breaking up with the knitter.”
- (13:01) Ronnie: “Knitters out there, could you stop being such drama queens?”
- (24:05) Ronnie: “Any room…walk into it, the realtor can go, ‘oh my God, you could use this as the master, or you could use this as a closet...’”
- (50:12) Ben: “I was shocked. I wrote in all caps: they chose the bungalow. And then I texted you and I said, ‘fuck these guys,’ because I was so mad they chose the shittiest option of all of them.”
Timestamps of Important Segments
- 01:43 – 04:31: Introduction to the House Hunters episode, misnomers of trend, and Janelle as realtor
- 05:17 – 06:43: Meet Brett and Joe, their quirks and household wants
- 11:32 – 13:24: “Sweater curse” and relationship foibles
- 21:27 – 27:04: Tour and roast of the bungalow (House #1)
- 33:41 – 39:25: House #2 (the rambler), its virtues, and mundane concerns
- 40:01 – 46:22: House #3 (split level), suburban gripes, and childhood nostalgia
- 47:27 – 51:33: Decision time, shock at their choice, and humorous conclusion
Tone & Style
Ben and Ronnie maintain their signature playful, irreverent, and affectionately mocking tone throughout. Their jokes are rapid-fire, riff on both real estate and LGBTQ culture, and rely heavily on running gags, exaggeration, and asides referencing both Bravo and the mundane world of knitting, baking, and crafts.
For Listeners Who Missed the Episode
This episode spotlights the comedic gold to be mined from even the most average episodes of House Hunters, particularly when viewed through the lens of two veteran reality TV jesters. With their commentary, you’ll get a full sense of Brett and Joe’s personalities, why their house choice shocked everyone (including your hosts), and why Janelle needs to keep one foot in the Big Brother diary room. The summary above captures all the memorable quips, the spirit of the couple, and every eccentricity of Midwestern home-buying obsessions.
