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Private equity’s zero-interest-rate spending spree has created a record pile of aging “zombie funds,” trapping billions of dollars and leaving investors desperate to cash out. Now pension funds, insurance companies, and institutional investors could pay the price as absurd valuations collapse and forced selling begins.