Gaten Matarazzo & Sean Giambrone - Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

Summary

We Might Be Drunk – Episode Summary

Episode: Gaten Matarazzo & Sean Giambrone
Hosts: Mark Normand & Sam Morril
Guests: Gaten Matarazzo (“Stranger Things”), Sean Giambrone (“The Goldbergs”)
Date: March 30, 2026

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Overview

This spirited episode of We Might Be Drunk features a lively and unexpectedly reflective conversation between co-hosts Mark Normand and Sam Morril and their guests: Gaten Matarazzo (best known as Dustin on Stranger Things) and Sean Giambrone (Adam Goldberg from The Goldbergs). The main theme revolves around growing up in the spotlight as child actors, balancing showbiz with ordinary life, the nuances of fame in the digital age, and the joys and pitfalls of nostalgia—especially for all things '80s.

Plenty of irreverent jokes, pop culture riffs, showbiz peeves, and inside looks at the guests' new comedy “Pizza Movie” (a throwback buddy flick premiering on Hulu) round out an episode that’s half hangout, half honest interview.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter: Showbiz, Late-Night Sets & Top Ten Brags

• Mark and Sam trade lines about their Netflix special charting in the top 10 (00:08).
• Sam recounts getting a joke about Stephen A. Smith and Jeffrey Epstein cut from a basketball podcast, sparking a discussion on censorship and “the people upstairs” (03:43).
  • Quote: "Knicks fans claim Stephen A. the way Jews claim Epstein." – Sam Morril [04:05]
• Briefs mentions of late-night talk appearances (Mark's experience on Seth Meyers, “the couch is a breeze,” [02:34]), with behind-the-scenes anecdotes.

2. Who Are the Multi-Hyphenate Talents?

• The hosts riff on impressive entertainers: Michael Jordan's career pivots, crossover comedy talents (Jamie Foxx, Donald Glover, Mateo Lane), and why vulnerability in singing feels harder than comedy (06:09).
  • Quote: “I would have to do it the way, like, Shatner, where you, like, talk, sing. That's how you know you can't sing…” – Sam Morril [07:35]

3. Vulnerability: The Performer’s Dilemma

• Group dissects why vulnerability in music (e.g., Coldplay, Leonard Cohen) can feel more exposing than telling jokes (09:08).
• Sam and Mark contrast the angry breakup songs of Dylan (“every Bob Dylan song is so fucking angry”) vs. the self-deprecating sadness of Leonard Cohen [10:09–10:32].

4. Oscars, Comedy Bubble, & Social Media Outrage

• Extended riff on the Oscars and how “the bubble” amplifies minor scandals (Timothée Chalamet’s comments about ballet) over actual world events (18:13–20:18).
  • Quote: “This is the most national press the ballet or opera have gotten since Black Swan— and that was because of the lesbian angle.” – Sam Morril [19:27]
• Discussion of Doja Cat “apologizing for outrage chasing” and why it’s rare for celebrities to retract statements (20:18–21:01).

5. Nostalgia, Comedy, and Modern Media Peeves

• Host commiseration on artificial diversity mandates for Oscars, shifting movie industry economics, nostalgia for old Hollywood rule-breaking, and the persistent allure of classic films (29:46–32:34).
  • Quote: “You implement the rules, someone's gonna go, fuck it, I'm going over here now. And then that's gonna blow up.” – Mark Normand [32:36]

6. Welcoming the Guests: Pizza Movie, Growing Up on Screen, and Old Souls

GUEST ENTRANCE: [36:12]

• Sean Giambrone joins first, followed by Gaten Matarazzo. Both play up their surprisingly “old man” life skills (responsible with money, good at golf, love old movies).

“Pizza Movie” – A Throwback

• Promoting their new Hulu buddy comedy, akin to “Harold and Kumar” or classic ‘80s/90s teen fare (37:29–38:49).
  • Quote: “It looks like an old school, like, Harold and Kumar type [movie].” – Sam Morril [37:49]

Hollywood Tales and Mentorship

• Sean shares stories of working with George Segal, who treated him “like a peer” (38:33), Cary Grant Hollywood lore, and how old movies shaped him.

Nerding Out on Cinema

• Both guests show off deep knowledge of classic films—Cary Grant's comedies, “Being There,” and why old scripts still hold up today (41:23–42:54).

Real Talk: Fame, Weird Fans & Staying Grounded

• Gaten reflects on being recognized everywhere (“Stranger Things” is "gigantic"), and how he avoids social media for mental health (56:34–57:16).
• Sean recounts weird fan interactions and how childhood stardom can make young actors targets for predatory adults—Gaten addresses a viral story about a woman’s inappropriate comments about him ([58:53–60:39]).
  • Quote: “After I said the story, people were pretty bummed about it, which I think is a good sign.” – Gaten Matarazzo [59:47]

How Child Stars Stay Sane

• Both attribute healthy upbringings and the quality of their “environment” for keeping them off self-destructive paths, in contrast to nickelodeon “horror stories” (58:25–58:53).

Nostalgia, Gen Z, and Responsible Living

• Gaten and Sean joke about their “old” tastes: Gaten’s Subaru Forester, obsession with crash test videos [52:59–53:23]; Sean’s moisturizing regimen.
• Wider conversation about Gen Z’s dropoff in drinking (liquor sales down 85%) and how digital documentation affects youth behavior (74:00–75:54).
  • Quote: “I don't engage in things that I wouldn't mind people seeing me engage in.” – Gaten Matarazzo [74:28]

Comedy, Raunch, and “Mature” Child Stars

• Highlighting how their new movie lets them break out of “nice kid” typecasting by playing wild, raunchy roles; discussion of auditioning for “dark”/psychopath parts (71:52–73:12).
• Joking about acting ambitions—dream directors (Scorsese, Tarantino), action aspirations, and having “a little martial arts” in the film (64:04–79:12).

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Memorable Quotes and Moments

• “Amateur drinkers—New Year's, St. Paddy's… The real drinkers are quiet at the end of the bar.” – Sam Morril [15:49]
• “I think my manager text me. ‘You know, Lil Uzi Vertex messaged you a while ago.’" – Gaten Matarazzo [56:52]
• “Dogs and piggies out on flights with no socks.” – Gaten Matarazzo [81:00] (on “feet out” as a huge peeve)
• “It actually is my dream I to do like a really funny like gone wrong type of stuff.” – Gaten Matarazzo [68:48] (on awkward movie sex scenes)
• “Comedy’s our thing, we can barely do act outs. But to get up and sing, that’s another level of vulnerability.” – Mark Normand [07:30]
• “After I said the story, people were pretty bummed about it, which I think is a good sign.” – Gaten Matarazzo [59:47]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:08: Top-10 Netflix banter & late-night spot talk
• 03:43: Joke censorship, backstage anecdotes
• 09:08: Vulnerability: Crooning vs. Comedy
• 18:13–21:01: Oscars outrage cycle, Doja Cat moment
• 29:46–33:08: Award show diversity mandates, industry economics
• 36:12: GUEST ENTRANCE – Sean Giambrone, then Gaten Matarazzo
• 38:33–43:41: Old Hollywood stories, mentorship, film nostalgia
• 50:52: Fame, weirdest/most surprising fan DMs
• 58:25: Child star hazards and how they stay grounded
• 71:52: Breaking out with raunchy comedy & “mature” roles
• 74:00: Gen Z's evolved drinking culture, social media exposure
• 81:00: “Dogs and piggies” peeve segment (open feet on flights)
• 82:00–85:00: Final peeves: rudeness to servers, cosplay at shows

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Notable Recommendations & Pop Culture Recs

• Movies Mentioned:

  • “Pizza Movie” (Hulu, April 3)
  • “Being There”
  • “Harold & Kumar”
  • “Everything Everywhere All At Once”
  • “Goonies”, “Lost Boys”, “License to Drive”, “The Birds”

• TV:

  • “Goldbergs”, “Stranger Things”
  • “LEGO Star Wars” (Gaten as Jedi)

• Comics & Comedy:

  • Neil Brennan, Michael Che, Bill Maher, Jamie Foxx

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Final Thoughts & Tone

Mark and Sam bring their signature blend of boozy, sharp banter and genuine curiosity, keeping the tone irreverent but diving into unexpectedly thoughtful territory. Gaten and Sean, despite their youth, offer a fresh, self-aware perspective on fame, generational change, and the challenges of growing up in front of the camera.

With moments of sincere reflection, plenty of laughs and pop culture deep cuts, this episode is both a trip down '80s memory lane and a peek into the evolving world of showbiz—Gen Z style.

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For fans of comedy, pop-culture deconstruction, and behind-the-scenes Hollywood tales, this is a don’t-miss episode.

Transcript

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Foreign.

[Mark Normand]

We're here.

[Sam Morril]

It's early top 10 special on Netflix.

[Mark Normand]

We're number six right now. We're hope to keep climbing.

[Sam Morril]

You're gonna climb, man.

[Mark Normand]

Well, WWE RAW is in there. You can't with Raw.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, you can Raw. You can Raw, but you can't with Raw.

[Mark Normand]

Yes, exactly.

[Sam Morril]

But even Raw. Bad idea.

[Mark Normand]

Bad idea. But boy, it feels good.

[Sam Morril]

It does feel good.

[Mark Normand]

And women like it. That's. That's.

[Sam Morril]

Sometimes it's their idea.

[Mark Normand]

I know that's a misconception.

[Sam Morril]

That's how they get you.

[Mark Normand]

When I was single.

[Sam Morril]

That's conception, my friend.

[Mark Normand]

That's true. It's not a baby till concept. Wait, what is it? I don't know.

[Sam Morril]

But sociopolitical here, Mark.

[Mark Normand]

Every. Every girl was like, take it off. Come on, I want to feel you. I'm like, what are you crazy? But you still do it.

[Sam Morril]

You ever stay in too long and. And it shrinks. And then the condoms left in there and you're like, can you get pregnant that way?

[Mark Normand]

Probably. Hello. As Drake hot sauce. But yeah, that's a good question.

[Sam Morril]

I've never had that drop it in like. Like a drug deal. Damn with you.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. You're sprinkling crack now. You left it like an old shirt in a living room. Holy moly.

[Sam Morril]

Sometimes they got strong clam muscles.

[Mark Normand]

That's true. Clam. Oh, yeah. We got a young guest coming. Everybody's buzzing about who the guest was. I love it.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, about the canceled episode.

[Mark Normand]

It's all over Reddit.

[Sam Morril]

First off, let's.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Let's see.

[Sam Morril]

Say no to a few names because I've gotten some messages being like, can you at least get me out of the.

[Mark Normand]

Of the woods here?

[Sam Morril]

So it's not Derek Stroop?

[Mark Normand]

No, no, I like.

[Sam Morril]

And it's not Dusty Slay?

[Mark Normand]

No, it's not Slay.

[Sam Morril]

It's not a real comic, honestly. It's not like a traditional comic.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, there you go. There you go. That's a good way to put it. Yeah, yeah. He's not big. You probably don't even know him, to be honest. So he's big. Yeah, I guess. But I didn't know him before we had him on. Yeah, I'd heard of him, I guess, but I didn't really know of him.

[Sam Morril]

Were there any other names they threw out there that we should.

[Mark Normand]

I heard Regan was one.

[Sam Morril]

Not. Regan's been on.

[Mark Normand]

He's been on.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, Iglesias. We recorded with him. It's coming out.

[Mark Normand]

That's coming out. Good ep.

[Sam Morril]

It was fun.

[Mark Normand]

You'll Never get it in a million years, but it's fun. People live. It's red meat in the water. They love this shit.

[Sam Morril]

They love it.

[Mark Normand]

So keep guessing, queefs. You're never gonna get it.

[Sam Morril]

You feeling good, though, to be in the top 10 right now?

[Mark Normand]

Feeling good. I was getting nervous. I was like, oh, God, you know, everybody's in the. You know, everybody got in the top 10, so. But yeah, I'm gassed all the sets at night. Shay. Shay's coming out today. Did Seth Meyers yesterday.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, how was it?

[Mark Normand]

Oh, it was so great.

[Sam Morril]

He's the man.

[Mark Normand]

The couch is a breeze.

[Sam Morril]

Well, he also is a joke guy, so he just gets jokes. So he just sets you up.

[Mark Normand]

Totally, totally. We had a great time. The studio audience was white hot, and I followed, like, a Hollywood or a Broadway actor snooze fest, really. So I got to come in and throw some heat.

[Sam Morril]

Well, we're gonna have some detective work to see who that is, too.

[Mark Normand]

She was very nice, but she's not exactly, you know, slinging the zingers, so. But yeah, he's the coolest guy. He's. He came in, you know, he comes in the green room, I'm with the wife and everybody, and he's like, hey, what's up, everybody? And he left. And she goes, man, he's charming.

[Sam Morril]

He's so cool.

[Mark Normand]

He's so cool. You wonder why these guys get these positions.

[Sam Morril]

I went on a date with a woman once, and he put in a good word for me. I found out later. She goes, I know Seth Meyers. And I was like, is this guy cool? And he was like, yeah, he's cool. And I was like, seth for the assist.

[Mark Normand]

Dude, what a guy. Yeah, dude, what a man. Good dude.

[Sam Morril]

I was like, I always, always was a fan. That even put me over the top. I was like, seth is cool, but, yeah, he's a joke guy. He gets it.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

He.

[Sam Morril]

He has great jokes.

[Mark Normand]

Great jokes. I talked about seeing him at the Beacon. He was really flattered, and he was super complimentary. He's like, you have a joke every 10 seconds. What the hell you do with your life? So we were. We were. We bonded.

[Sam Morril]

I did Zach Lowe's live show. It's like a basketball podcast. 1100 people at the Paramount in Brooklyn.

[Mark Normand]

Wow.

[Sam Morril]

Old dudes.

[Mark Normand]

Wow.

[Sam Morril]

They cut my favorite joke I told. Oh, they get nervous because I. I brought up Stephen A. Smith, and everyone booed.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Ah.

[Sam Morril]

And I was like, yeah, cuz, like, he's a Knicks fan, but, like, we don't claim him As a Knicks fan, like, sure. Knicks fans claim Stephen A. The way Jews claim Epstein.

[Mark Normand]

That's a great joke.

[Sam Morril]

Applause break.

[Mark Normand]

Wow, they cut it. Why would you cut that? Is it because Epstein or Steven A.

[Sam Morril]

The people upstairs got it? Which I don't even know. I'm getting sick of hearing about the people upstairs.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Who are these people?

[Sam Morril]

Who are these humorless people upstairs?

[Mark Normand]

Right. Because everybody says that's the Jews, but I feel like the Jews would like that joke.

[Sam Morril]

Although I'll tell you a story. Actually. Once I did a show, I interviewed a basketball player. I won't say his name, but I interviewed a player once and they said, don't mention you're a Jew. And I was like, I wasn't going

[Mark Normand]

to, but this is a weird intro. Yeah. What is Spike Lee out there? What the hell?

[Sam Morril]

It was a player.

[Mark Normand]

Okay. Because there is that Israeli player, Deni Abdia. Yeah, yeah.

[Sam Morril]

He's an all star this year.

[Mark Normand]

He's always falling out, man. I'm telling you, things have gone haywire. Whites are in the Jews. Whites are killed in the wnba. Michael Jordan is doing nascar. Everything's topsy turvy.

[Sam Morril]

Michael Jordan?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. He's the head of NASCAR now. He's winning all these cups.

[Sam Morril]

Is that real?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, he's killing it in nascar. So I'm just saying everything is flipped and flopped.

[Sam Morril]

What are you talking about?

[Mark Normand]

Look at that. He's not a driver, but he owns a bunch of teams and he's out there on the field. He's the only black guy in a million miles. It's great.

[Sam Morril]

He just wants to conquer everything. I mean, that was the thing. Like he had basketball and then it was like, I want to do baseball. And it's like, but you're so good at basketball.

[Mark Normand]

I know.

[Sam Morril]

Like you're good at baseball for a normal dude.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, but he's.

[Sam Morril]

He couldn't hit a curveball.

[Mark Normand]

You had Bo Jackson, he was a few.

[Sam Morril]

And Deion Sanders.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, that's true. Those are like anomalies.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. And there's a few that say that, like, they're like, Iverson could have played like anything, like football, could have been a quarterback, could have played baseball, but you never know.

[Mark Normand]

Right? Right.

[Sam Morril]

Because then Charlie Ward for the Knicks won the Heisman and he ends up playing point guard for the Knicks.

[Mark Normand]

Wow, that's incredible. Crazy damn specimens.

[Sam Morril]

Crazy dude.

[Mark Normand]

And you got to get there with little comedy. You got like a Donald Glover who can rap to do stand up act, and he can write. He writes screenplays.

[Sam Morril]

Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx is one of those insanely talented dudes.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, yeah. We need a white guy who's a. Who's a talented white guy who can do a lot.

[Sam Morril]

Danny Ainge.

[Mark Normand]

Who?

[Sam Morril]

Danny Ainge played for the. Play for the Celtics. And he played in the majors. Right?

[Mark Normand]

Oh, all right.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

There we go. Angie.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. I got you. I got weird. That's. That's unfortunate. Like, I can't remember a girl I'm dating's birthday, but I could tell you what fucking Wade Boggs bat in 94. I got a. I got a real problem.

[Mark Normand]

Well, I meant comedy. Who's a white guy in comedy who's just all over the map, like, acting.

[Sam Morril]

Mateo. Mateo can, like, draw. He can sing.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, that's true. A lot of stuff that's true. Yeah. Matt Rife. What are you doing to me here?

[Sam Morril]

Can he sing?

[Mark Normand]

Maybe.

[Sam Morril]

You know who can sing? Danny Jolis.

[Mark Normand]

Really?

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. Yeah. And he can act. Wow.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

I mean, he's talented.

[Mark Normand]

My wife made a great point. She was like, how do men know they can sing? Like, how do you find that out? Are you just at home like, oh, the hills are alive, and you go, hey, that sounds pretty good. Like, how do you find that out?

[Sam Morril]

That's interesting. Maybe you're just, like, you singing along

[Mark Normand]

to the Led Zeppelin or something.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. What is it? How do you figure that out? Maybe you just sing along. Someone's like, you're pretty good.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. But she makes a great point.

[Sam Morril]

I know I can sing. Some people say you can learn. You can learn, like, somewhat to sing. Yeah, but I don't know, dude.

[Mark Normand]

I think that's a talent, and it's just too vulnerable. Hello. I can't.

[Sam Morril]

I would have to do it the way, like, Shatner, where you, like, talk, sing. That's how you know you can't sing when you're like, I was at the store the other day. Right? That's. But you're just talking to music.

[Mark Normand]

Kyle Dunnigan had that great joke. He's like, those old crooners were so manly that they sung with talking. They're like, we're here. Hey, I'm not gay. Hey, she's hot. I can't. I can't remember how he said it, but it was funny.

[Sam Morril]

They were manly.

[Mark Normand]

They were way manlier by.

[Sam Morril]

By, like, crooner standards.

[Mark Normand]

Sure, sure.

[Sam Morril]

But I. I don't think Bobby Darin's gonna throw down in a bar fight.

[Mark Normand]

No, but now it's like Coldplay, you know, That's a way. That's Way too vulnerable for me. Yeah, we're all yellow. It's just too very.

[Sam Morril]

It's a little. To take your word. Queefy.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Yeah. And I'm not knocking it like, that guy's talented.

[Sam Morril]

Totally.

[Mark Normand]

I like the music, but I just couldn't do it. It's not for us. We can barely do act outs.

[Sam Morril]

I can't. Yeah. When I perform on stage too much, there's clips where I'm. I see myself where I'm like, I was told to act out a bit, a bit more. And I'm like, ugh.

[Mark Normand]

I know, I know. Same.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, here we go. Here we go, Professor.

[Mark Normand]

What's cooking?

[Sam Morril]

Sit down, dude.

[Mark Normand]

How is it the guy who lives the closest is the latest.

[Sam Morril]

10:45 today, buddy.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, it's fine. Yes, that's fine. We're just busting your bed head. No, just giving you shit. What the hell? We're just.

[Sam Morril]

We're just talking cold. A little cold play.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Oh, I love Coldplay.

[Sam Morril]

That was a perfect entrance. I love it. We're trying for a while, but.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

What don't you like about Coldplay?

[Mark Normand]

Well, we're just saying these singers, they're very vulnerable up there. That we can't do it. We're too.

[Sam Morril]

They're obviously talented. It's just not. It's not my type of music.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

It's literally what you do for a living. You get up in front of people and you.

[Mark Normand]

But they're belting it out. We're set, we're talking. We're joking.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Those are emotions and you guys are.

[Sam Morril]

It's emo. It's like, it's. But it's like pop emo.

[Mark Normand]

Pop emo. Exactly.

[Sam Morril]

Like. Like Townes Van Sant is emo, but it's so fucking depressing that I'm like, all right, this guy's gonna kill himself. He's allowed to be a little vulnerable.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, yeah. What's his face.

[Sam Morril]

Gonna drink yourself to death. I'll let you cry.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. What's his name, your main guy?

[Sam Morril]

Leonard Cohen.

[Mark Normand]

Cohen. He's got some emo in him.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. But it's so fucking well written.

[Mark Normand]

Of course.

[Sam Morril]

He's such a good songwriter and it's like. Yeah, he gets a little romantic sometimes, but he's. You know, I like about Leonard Cohn is he's so self deprecating. Like. Like Bob Dylan's breakup songs are so angry.

[Mark Normand]

Yes.

[Sam Morril]

You know, like, how does it feel, you stupid bitch?

[Mark Normand]

Do it on your own.

[Sam Morril]

Whereas, like, Leonard Cohn is more just like, you know, he's more Positive. He's like, ah, I fucked up. You know, it's more like that energy. It's like more. Quinn used to have a joke how every, like, Bob Dylan song is like, so fucking angry.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, yeah, no, he's a. He's kind of a little bitch about every breakup.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, but like, Leonard Cohen is definitely like, you know, he's a song about Janis Joplin. You told me again you preferred handsome men, but for me you'd make an exception. That's a great fucking line.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Yes.

[Sam Morril]

At Chelsea Hotel. I mean, he's a great writer, so I could. Yeah, it got a little emotional sometimes, but it like, felt earned. And also he was like, you know, that guy was like a poet, man.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, totally a poet. And dark. He had a darkness to him that last album.

[Sam Morril]

His first song is like, I'm Ready to die. Jesus Christ. There's 11 more of these on this album.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, put that as the closer.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, it was crazy.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

You ever hear Idiot Wind by Bob Dylan? It's a breakup song for his wife.

[Sam Morril]

No, I have not.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Oh, it's so harsh. He's like, I can't even touch the books you've read. Like. And he says, anytime you open your mouth is idiot win.

[Mark Normand]

You married her. Wow.

[Sam Morril]

What does that say about you?

[Mark Normand]

Good point. Also, that's what I call a queef. Idiot win the lady. Okay, but I mean, what the hell?

[Sam Morril]

It's like, yeah, you. You're so stupid.

[Mark Normand]

What.

[Sam Morril]

What about you was like, I gotta. I gotta till death this woman right here?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, good point. Good point. Yeah. I don't think he was thinking clearly with a lot of these relationships.

[Sam Morril]

Probably. Yeah. Probably a lot of drugs.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

I mean, look, Bob Dylan's amazing. I'm a huge. Seriously.

[Mark Normand]

But is that cone?

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Yes, sir.

[Mark Normand]

Wow. He was. He wasn't that bad looking.

[Sam Morril]

No, it's all you. Self deprecating.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Not a bad looking guy.

[Mark Normand]

Great head. Yeah. Yeah. He's tall, right?

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

I don't think I would assume so.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, I thought he was like a super tall guy.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

I bet he's exactly your height. What are you, six' three?

[Mark Normand]

That's tall.

[Sam Morril]

He's not six' three, Leonard Cohen. If he's six' three, I'll be shocked.

[Mark Normand]

Montreal guy.

[Sam Morril]

Montreal dude.

[Mark Normand]

Nice.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Five' nine.

[Mark Normand]

Wow.

[Sam Morril]

There's no way.

[Mark Normand]

Wow. I thought he was tall. I don't know why he seems tall. I guess maybe it's the hat.

[Sam Morril]

Did a thing where he was like, if I make it to 80, I'm gonna start smoking cigarettes again. And he did really?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

I love that.

[Sam Morril]

But he didn't last long after that.

[Mark Normand]

Nah.

[Sam Morril]

You think he fell on a flight of stuff or something? Oh, gosh.

[Mark Normand]

Okay. Okay.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Speaking of Chelsea Hotel, after Seth Meyers, I went and got a steak dinner at the Chelsea Hotel, which just felt. Felt very New York.

[Sam Morril]

Damn. The food there is great, right?

[Mark Normand]

Great food. Great bar over there. That's a cool spot. Good hang couches everywhere. So we did that. They give you a car at Seth Meyers. So I took the wife down, we got a steak dinner, and I did a set at Gotham and went home.

[Sam Morril]

You couldn't just let the night end?

[Mark Normand]

Couldn't do it. And I made her sit there while I did the set. I was like, I'll be right back. Then 12 minutes and came back and bombed high on the wall.

[Sam Morril]

That's why you end on the. On the Gotham night.

[Mark Normand]

I know.

[Sam Morril]

Before the Gotham night.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, I couldn't do it.

[Sam Morril]

No, I'm. I'm being more selective with sets because I'm in the process of building back up but once. But, you know, I've been doing a couple. Your show was really fun. Oh, yeah, I did. I've done a couple shows. I'm working it back in, but the crowd went nut.

[Mark Normand]

It was nice to get here. You get a pop.

[Sam Morril]

That was nice.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sponsor or Advertisement Voice]

Your show, man.

[Mark Normand]

Every Wednesday. Come on by.

[Sam Morril]

I'll keep coming.

[Mark Normand]

Dude, it's a hot one.

[Sam Morril]

I would love to keep coming by.

[Mark Normand]

Come on by.

[Sponsor or Advertisement Voice]

That was a fun one.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, Shay. Shay comes out today doing Rich Eisen.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, he's the man.

[Mark Normand]

Next week. Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Excited about for an LA run.

[Mark Normand]

One day in la and I'm doing Harlow Williams, Bobby Lee Santino, Rich Eisen, and I think Dana Carvey and maybe Adam Ray.

[Sam Morril]

You're doing seven podcasts in a day?

[Mark Normand]

Well, yeah, I guess a day and a half because that's awful. Taking a red eye.

[Sam Morril]

What are you thinking?

[Mark Normand]

I don't know. I'm just getting in, getting out.

[Sam Morril]

I got a crazy idea for you. Two days.

[Mark Normand]

Well, the kid is going to be neglected. I feel bad. It's all for the kid.

[Sam Morril]

Then don't do the Gotham set.

[Mark Normand]

Well, he was and do two days. He was asleep by then, but yeah, I'm burning at both ends. But once I get on that flight,

[Sam Morril]

I'll search for that many pods in a row. I can't talk that much.

[Mark Normand]

Well, either you get way worse or you get better because you get in like this loopy, I don't give a shit stage kind of. Sometimes it's like reception or something.

[Sam Morril]

You're in a different.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, yeah. But a different realm. But it's like when you do eight sets in a row, you're like, oh, man, I'm loose.

[Sam Morril]

Right? So, yeah, to please on Netflix right now. Crushing. Top ten.

[Mark Normand]

We made the top ten. Thank God. You know, it's funny. Seth Meyers does the whole they give you the call where they're like, what do you want to talk about? And I was like, hey, I want to talk about this, the whiskey, whatever. And they go, how about this? How about they didn't like any of my ideas? And I was like, how about the guy goes, how about we talk about how you got started and what's your writing process? And I had to shut the guy down, which, you know, I've never done in my life, where I was like, hey, hey, that's been done to death. Nobody cares. There's a live audience.

[Sam Morril]

Writing process is good if you're on, like, Fresh Air or something with Terry Gross. It's not good for like a crowd. You need stuff to pop in a crowd.

[Mark Normand]

Totally, totally. So what'd you shift it to?

[Sam Morril]

What topics?

[Mark Normand]

Well, it was St. Patty's Day, so I had a whole Irish chunk. So we talked about that and then talked about the wife was there. So I talked about meeting her at a comedy show where she was on a date with a guy and I snagged her. I bird dogged her, as they say.

[Sam Morril]

That's good.

[Mark Normand]

That was fun.

[Sam Morril]

St. Patty's Day is fucking rough, man. It really is. And you see, they treat it like Halloween, where they go out on the Saturday before. Oh, you're like, ah, these animals.

[Mark Normand]

Well, I mean, all we need is any cinco de Mayo, St. Patty's Day, New Year's Day. Because they're the amateur drinkers, right?

[Sam Morril]

They're not the real. The real drinkers are quiet at the end of the bar.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

And we do it all year.

[Sam Morril]

It's Santacon. It's another Santacon.

[Mark Normand]

That's right. It's Irish Santacon.

[Sam Morril]

It is, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

It's St. Patty a con, I guess. But last night I was taking an Uber home. I look at the. You know that bar Swift?

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, it's a good one.

[Mark Normand]

Great Irish bar. I was at New York Comedy Club on fourth Street. So I passed by Swift and it was like a Renaissance painting. There was an ambulance outside. Two guys were fist fighting. A couple was making out. One whore lady was smoking. And then like a guy was pissing in a garbage can. It was a. It was like A beautiful thing. And I was like, I love New York. I'm going home.

[Sam Morril]

All we need is a Broadway dancer. We got the whole city. That's wild.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Oh, somebody's here.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, get it out.

[Mark Normand]

Get it out now. Sporting on a minor. Is that a penalty?

[Sam Morril]

He's not a minor.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, he's not.

[Sam Morril]

How old is he?

[Mark Normand]

23.

[Sam Morril]

There we go.

[Mark Normand]

Man, my gauge is way off.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, you might want to get that checked. Could get in trouble here.

[Mark Normand]

That's a bad gauge to be off. My needles are like this.

[Sam Morril]

She was 42. Your Honor says you're 13.

[Mark Normand]

What you watching? Train Dreams.

[Sam Morril]

No. Is it good watching? It's a TV show.

[Mark Normand]

Well, it's on Netflix. It gets in season two of Train Dreams.

[Sam Morril]

It's good.

[Mark Normand]

It's so good. It's like a throwback. It feels like a 70s movie.

[Sam Morril]

Told me it's like an old school. Like Terence Malik.

[Mark Normand]

Yes, yes, exactly. It's heavy. It's emotional. It's slow and. And painful.

[Sam Morril]

I like. I like that actor.

[Mark Normand]

He's great.

[Sam Morril]

Joel Edgerton.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's his name.

[Mark Normand]

He carries it.

[Sam Morril]

He's a good actor.

[Mark Normand]

It's incredible.

[Sam Morril]

I didn't see it.

[Mark Normand]

Did you watch the Oscars at all?

[Sponsor or Advertisement Voice]

I didn't.

[Sam Morril]

You know, I was at the Knicks game that night. But, you know, I think our predictions were, like, kind of close, right?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sam Morril]

And also Michael B. Jordan. He's fucking great. Like, I got no issue. Played two guys. I like that thing they did with him in the crowd where there was, like, a bunch. He was all the seat fillers with Michael B. Jordan.

[Mark Normand]

That was fun.

[Sam Morril]

That was fun. Conan's great. It's a tight room.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Very tight.

[Sam Morril]

His tone is so good, though. His tone is not preachy. It's just like, let's have fun, silly. We made good movies in this room. It's a good vibe.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

It's sharp, but not mean.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, it was pretty fun, man. I dug it.

[Mark Normand]

The opening with him in the makeup as the weapons lady was brilliant.

[Sam Morril]

And I love the Ted Sarandos joke. It's your first time in a theater.

[Mark Normand]

That was great. That was great.

[Sam Morril]

That was great, man.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Love Conan.

[Sam Morril]

Conan's the best.

[Mark Normand]

And Timothy Shalamu got waxed. I mean, he got nothing.

[Sam Morril]

You know what's fucking crazy? Well, there's two nominees, right? The best Actor and best Picture. He's the producer. But the Chalamet shit, where they're just like, Timothee Chalamet, you know, he.

[Mark Normand]

He made fun of ballet.

[Sam Morril]

Ballet. It's like, dude, we Started another war. The government's protecting Pedos. I'm seeing headlines like, does Charlemagne deserve a path to Redemption? I'm going to go with, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

It's the lightest cancel of all. We got Epstein's Island. We got all this shit going on, and we're like opera. You should. On the opera.

[Sam Morril]

And I. And I have respect if you are in the ballet or opera. Especially ballet, because that's, like, transitory, that career. You only get a few years. Right. What do you retire, like, 28 for?

[Mark Normand]

Ballet? Gotta be.

[Sam Morril]

But at the same time, you know, because you're doing it for the money.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I mean.

[Sam Morril]

I mean, you're not doing it for the money, rather ballet. Because you fucking love it. Yes. You truly love it. So I love that. But also, it's like, this is like a Paul Dano Tarantino situation.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Where, like, you got shat on, and everyone's like, what the fuck? And it's like, all right, take the W. Yeah. This is the most national press the ballet or opera have gotten. 100% since what, like fucking Black Swan.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

And that was because of the lesbian angle.

[Mark Normand]

And they were hot.

[Sam Morril]

They were hot.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. And Aronofki's good.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, it was a good movie.

[Mark Normand]

Good movie, but.

[Sam Morril]

And it was a sexy movie, too.

[Mark Normand]

This blew my mind. And see if you can find this there banana shirt.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Yes, sir.

[Mark Normand]

Who's that? Okay. I thought that was the guest. Did you see What? Dua Lipa? No. Doja cat. Doja cat. Doja cat. Shit on Shallow. My heart. She, like, went at him with the battle.

[Sam Morril]

Nathan Lane.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, really?

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. What a doja cat.

[Mark Normand]

She was like, fuck this guy. Blah, blah, blah. And then a day later, she tweets this long thing. She goes, you know what? I'm not going to lie. I don't even care about the ballet. I was trying to get clicks. I don't. I don't think what Chalamet did was that wrong. I was just trying to get attention and drum up some. Some buzz. I apologize. No one has ever done that in history. That lady deserves a medal. I'm going to.

[Sam Morril]

Not a medal.

[Mark Normand]

Well, not a.

[Sam Morril]

Settle down.

[Mark Normand]

Well, people can't even go, I never thought of it that way. Or. That's a good point. Like, people can't even retract that much.

[Sam Morril]

I like that. And you never see it on social media, I'll give you that. But at the same time, I was trying to get clicks. So you're just saying I'm a fame whore.

[Mark Normand]

Yes.

[Sam Morril]

I don't think that Deserves.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

But that's what she said. No, she said, I apologize for trying to be a social justice warrior while

[Sam Morril]

her tits are out, while she's trying to get more clicks.

[Mark Normand]

I didn't see the tits, actually. I just saw the written.

[Sam Morril]

Her breasts are just hanging out. I shouldn't have been trying to get attention like that.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

That was like, the years that I

[Mark Normand]

spent in my adolescence doing ballet.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

But in no way.

[Mark Normand]

Well, I don't. We don't have to listen to her anyway.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

So she's like, I've never even gone to a ballet. I've never seen an opera. I don't know what I was doing. I was doing it for social media.

[Mark Normand]

I'm just saying that's cool.

[Sam Morril]

I just respect people who are like, I'm giving my life to something because I truly love it and money has nothing to do with it. And that's how the ballet people and the opera. But at the same time, like, who gives a fuck? He made he miss. Either misspoke or he, like, you know, yeah, whatever.

[Mark Normand]

Like, it's Eddie's, right. I don't think nobody cares about the ballet. Like, not people care.

[Sam Morril]

No, people care.

[Mark Normand]

Clearly people care.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Okay.

[Mark Normand]

I don't know. I think it was. What is this?

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, her mom's a dancer.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Timothee Chalamet's mom was a ballet performer on Broadway.

[Mark Normand]

So he knows how little people are. It's.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

It's responding to the art form.

[Mark Normand]

It's a niche art form. That's. That's what he said.

[Sam Morril]

It's niche, but it's been around forever.

[Mark Normand]

Of course, you know, I couldn't do it.

[Sam Morril]

And to be honest, movies are going down every year, so you're putting that energy out there. They're. They're. People start talking like movies that way. People already talk about movies.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, we're like magazine. Movies are magazines. They might be out soon, which is a sad state of affairs.

[Sam Morril]

I hope that. I hope that's not the case.

[Mark Normand]

I think theaters, I should say movies will be around for. That's a bummer, of course, but I'm

[Sam Morril]

part of the problem. I don't go to the theaters that much anymore.

[Mark Normand]

I don't either. It's like wnba. We all bitch about the sales, but then no one's going.

[Sam Morril]

By the way, Madigan, I go to WNBA games. I support the WNBA and the theater.

[Sponsor or Advertisement Voice]

Theater.

[Sam Morril]

Sometimes.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

The Weapons actress. I'm saying, is the Weapons actress nominated in 86 and then one in 2026, marking the longest time anyone's been nominated to.

[Mark Normand]

When they won hey, and Ed Harris's lady. How about that couple? That's a powerhouse couple right there.

[Sam Morril]

Ed Harris is cool, dude.

[Mark Normand]

Great actor. Good face.

[Sam Morril]

Pollock, dude. What's the. Gone baby. Gone.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, yeah.

[Sam Morril]

He's awesome in that one.

[Mark Normand]

He's intense. Truman Show.

[Sam Morril]

Glengarry Glen Ross.

[Mark Normand]

Yes. Welcome to the Rock.

[Sam Morril]

He's fucking cool. And History of Violence.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Great small role, but pretty great in it.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Have you ever seen State of Grace?

[Sam Morril]

I started. I gotta go back.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

It's beautiful.

[Sam Morril]

Damn. I gotta go back.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

It's great. Yeah. Sean was in the mood.

[Sam Morril]

Sometimes you just got on the right mood.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

My mom is into bald guys, so she was always drooled over him. Him and Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart. He loves engage flicking.

[Sam Morril]

Her being a Star Trek.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, my God.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, Captain Picard.

[Mark Normand]

Love Picard. Big Picard fan.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Our guest is about to ask for this episode to be withdrawn. He's here.

[Sam Morril]

I think.

[Mark Normand]

Never again. We're not withdrawn.

[Sam Morril]

They're promoting. These guests are promoting a new movie. Like, it looks like a fun throwback movie.

[Mark Normand]

American High.

[Sam Morril]

No.

[Mark Normand]

Is that it?

[Sam Morril]

Called Pizza Movie.

[Mark Normand]

Pizza Movie.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

What the hell?

[Sam Morril]

You do any research on our guests?

[Mark Normand]

I just got the trailer. Pizza Movie. That's the one. Thank God we talked about Honolulu.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. It looks really good, actually. Oh, it looks fun.

[Mark Normand]

I watched the trailer, played it.

[Sam Morril]

It looks like an old school, like, Harold and Kumar type.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, great. I love that.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Just saying with the doja cat thing. I thought it was cool that. Did you see that Neil Brennan post where he's like, liberals, stop yelling at other liberals. And I felt like that's what this was like. Let her. Let her apologize.

[Sam Morril]

No, I hear that. I hear that. And, yeah, Neil got attacked.

[Mark Normand]

Neil got attacked. Yeah. Again. Which I thought was fun, but. Yeah, but it just shows that. What a bubble.

[Sam Morril]

Funny when people try to, like, throw an olive branch and, like, let's all try. And they're like, fuck you.

[Mark Normand]

I know.

[Sam Morril]

This is the problem.

[Mark Normand]

Exactly. Exactly.

[Sam Morril]

And Neil's also one of those comics who's actually really good at, you know, threading the needle and. Yes, like, sure, you know, he's liberal, but he can appeal to both sides.

[Mark Normand]

Totally good jokes. Yeah. Yeah. So I salute you, Doja. I've never heard of you. I don't know anything about your music.

[Sam Morril]

What's like a doja song?

[Mark Normand]

I'm going to the next.

[Sam Morril]

Can we play quick or are we gonna get

[Mark Normand]

here.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

We're just gonna cut.

[Mark Normand]

Sure. Oh, they're actors. Weird.

[Sam Morril]

We'll be. It'll be great.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

We'll make them feel right at home. It'll be good.

[Mark Normand]

But you make a good point. The Oscars are such a bubble that it's like, we got all this crazy shit going on, and the worst thing in the world for them is Timothee Chalamet not liking ballet.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, and I saw someone say, like, they voted before he said that stuff, so he would have lost anyway.

[Mark Normand]

Okay.

[Sam Morril]

He's a young guy. He'll win his Oscar.

[Mark Normand]

Wow. Is that her? Man, I'm a boomer. All right, well, I'll rub one out to this later, because I like the outfit. I've heard of this song.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Old Dionne Warwick song.

[Mark Normand]

Okay, I hate her already, but I like her.

[Sam Morril]

I like the first part. I like the part before she came in. That was pretty cool.

[Mark Normand]

Silo, you doge. I'm more of a bodega cat guy, but I like that she retracted.

[Sam Morril]

Good for her.

[Mark Normand]

You don't see that anymore.

[Sam Morril]

Everyone's so worked up. I mean, I know. I think. You know what part of me is like, they need with all this horrible shit going on, they need a small thing to be mad at.

[Mark Normand]

Of course.

[Sam Morril]

It's like when Trump first got elected and everyone was just going after, like, every guy.

[Mark Normand]

Right.

[Sam Morril]

Well, we can't take him out.

[Mark Normand]

Right.

[Sam Morril]

We could take down Kevin Spacey.

[Mark Normand]

Great point. Great point. Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

So it's like having, like, not comparing what Charlemagne did to Spacey either, but I'm just comparing, like, okay, this is the target we can hit for a minute.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Sam Harris calls it the near enemy. You go after the near enemy.

[Mark Normand]

And near enemy is easier.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Yes.

[Mark Normand]

Than the big big guy. Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Unless it's the Middle east, and the near enemy is a little more complicated.

[Mark Normand]

That's true. Yeah. But we have killed the big guy over there a few times. They keep bringing new ayatollahs in.

[Sam Morril]

This is like a. This is like a really dark Seinfeld right here.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

The big guy got killed. Kramer comes in.

[Mark Normand]

Ooh.

[Sam Morril]

You're not gonna believe what happened. Another ayatollah.

[Mark Normand]

Ayatollah is a funny word. Supreme Leader Jerry.

[Sam Morril]

The gay ayatollah. The gay ayatollah.

[Mark Normand]

Gayatola. I love gay ayatollah. He's gonna throw himself off his own roof. Somebody had a funny tweet about the. He's gonna go to heaven and see all the virgins. He's like, they're all women.

[Sam Morril]

I know. That was a good one.

[Mark Normand]

I was like, damn, how do we miss that one?

[Sam Morril]

That's a good one.

[Mark Normand]

Well, you Said something about the Oscar. Chalamet. I lost it. Damn it.

[Sponsor or Advertisement Voice]

Did you see?

[Mark Normand]

Oh, God.

[Sam Morril]

Won the Oscar, too.

[Mark Normand]

No show.

[Sam Morril]

No show.

[Mark Normand]

I like that.

[Sam Morril]

That was a loaded category. I feel like everyone was good in that one.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Because if that went to, like, Stellan Skarsgard, he was great. Benicio was great. Del was great. They were all great.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. You know, I love Delroy. He's always good. I remember I was gonna say one battle, I. I won, but I love that the right and the left both hate one battle. They both found a way to hate it. And I'm like, that's a movie. That's where. That's where you want to be at. And I love pca.

[Sam Morril]

Remove the politics. It's just well made.

[Mark Normand]

It's well made.

[Sam Morril]

People hate on it. It's just a fun movie.

[Mark Normand]

The acting's amazing. The characters are funny.

[Sam Morril]

Not his best movie, but you never win for your.

[Mark Normand]

You never do.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Right.

[Sam Morril]

Like, the Departed's great. It's not Scorsese's best, of course.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Not even top five, but.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, probably not, but it's close. It is a fun movie for rewatchable. Top five.

[Mark Normand]

That's true.

[Sam Morril]

But it's not as like, in terms of, like, art. His top five, probably, but.

[Mark Normand]

Well, Bill Maher did a whole rant on Oscar is so wrong. And it was pretty good about how they keep getting it wrong with the movie. It's like Departed. He had a bunch of other examples of people who got it for this, but not that. Like, what did DiCaprio get it for?

[Sam Morril]

The Revenant?

[Mark Normand]

Well, Revenant was good.

[Sam Morril]

It was good, but it's not his best. I think he's better than, like, the Aviator.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, Aviator.

[Sam Morril]

He's better in Wolf of Wall street

[Mark Normand]

and maybe even Gilbert Grape.

[Sam Morril]

Maybe even Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

I also just found out that every time a director movies. Every time a director won their best first best director award, like Scorsese, like Tarantino.

[Sam Morril]

What's that, Nolan And Tarantino was all DiCaprio, right? Yes.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

They had DiCaprio as their lead.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh.

[Sam Morril]

It's like being on a championship team and not getting finals mvp. But it's like. But you're clearly a big part.

[Mark Normand]

There you go, you know? Wait, what did Tarantino win for Hollywood?

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, that was a good one.

[Mark Normand]

Best pick.

[Sam Morril]

I think so.

[Mark Normand]

No way.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

I think. I think we're talking about best director.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, okay. Wow. Good for him.

[Sam Morril]

It might have been. It might have won best pick. No, look it up. I feel like these days, they're kind of giving it to the same best pick. Because if it's the best pick, it probably had the best director, right?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Well, sadly, Train Dreams didn't have enough. Did you read the requirements to win an Oscar? No. It's pretty wild. Our movie's fucked. We're not winning an Oscar. I mean, we weren't. Damn it. But it's crazy. Like, you gotta have a disability in a main role or whatever. Oh, it's gonna crazy.

[Sam Morril]

I'll walk with a limp.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, there you go.

[Sam Morril]

Just limping around everywhere. They're like, why am I Just let me cook, dude, let me cook.

[Mark Normand]

Let me cook. I'm in a wheelchair. Bodega cats flying off the shelves.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, I need more whiskey.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, my God. Yeah, we'll give everybody in the movie a lisp, but you got to have like a gay guy and a. And a. A person of color, whatever it is a marginalized group. It's crazy.

[Sam Morril]

We should. We should make a movie where we just hit everyone. Oh, I'm just butt fucking you out of nowhere. And then.

[Mark Normand]

We're not.

[Sam Morril]

We're not gay.

[Mark Normand]

No, no.

[Sam Morril]

We're just like. No, we just gotta get. We gotta hit every requirement.

[Mark Normand]

Pacific Islander. I mean, this is hard to cast.

[Sam Morril]

This isn't real.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

No, this is real.

[Mark Normand]

This is real.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Oscar website.

[Sam Morril]

You have to. All these movies had this.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

You have to. No, no. Best Picture to be nominated for best picture.

[Sam Morril]

So what about a movie like Castaway? Didn't that get nominated?

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

We're talking. This is like the last four years. They only implemented this in the last three or four years.

[Sam Morril]

That's why.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

That's just one thing you have to do.

[Mark Normand]

You can't. Fuck. What are you doing? This is what. What's going to happen is people are going to make another.

[Sam Morril]

Should have LGBT.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

30% of the actors.

[Sam Morril]

You just made a movie where, like all the extras are gay.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, that's not bad.

[Sam Morril]

And you're just hanging out and they're just all behind you, like, clearly gay. You just go to a gay bar. We're banging out here.

[Mark Normand]

Everyone's in full leather and chaps.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Creative leadership needs to be women, racial, ethnic groups, lbgtq.

[Mark Normand]

This is so hard to do. To shoehorn that all in and weave

[Sam Morril]

it all in and look, diversity is great, as long as it's not forced, of course. It's just weird when you're like, you have to get out a fucking clipboard to do it.

[Mark Normand]

Exactly.

[Sam Morril]

That's when it gets a little weird to me.

[Mark Normand]

You have to have a spreadsheet of all the right races and stuff. And it gets weirdly racist. You're like, oh, we got a She's not black or she's not brown, whatever. And then you put one in because you want to fit. Win an Oscar. It's all strange.

[Sam Morril]

Diversity mandates are weird. Like, it's weird when it just happens, but.

[Mark Normand]

Well, we all love, you know, Menace to Society Friday, you know, Boys in the Hood. But you weren't, like, paid in full.

[Sam Morril]

I dug it.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, it's great.

[Sam Morril]

That was a fun one. Just watched that one recently.

[Mark Normand]

Not a lot of Asians and boys in the hood, you know, we could do this all day, you know, but it just.

[Sam Morril]

There's someone menace to society.

[Mark Normand]

That's true, that's true, that's true. But I'm just saying, like, it's weird to. You write a movie, it's brilliant. But then you have to go back and.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, it won't be our problem. Someone else will. If we make another movie and we're going for an Oscar, we'll get someone else to do it. Like, you do the clipboard shit.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, but are you familiar with Thomas Edison? He started a movie place in Edison, New Jersey. He had all these rules because it was his invention. So he's like, you got to make a movie like this. And people said, fuck that. And a bunch of Jews went to California and they started their own studios, and that's Hollywood. So I'm just saying, if you implement these rules.

[Sam Morril]

That's true.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Yes.

[Sam Morril]

That's wild.

[Mark Normand]

You implement the rules, someone's gonna go, fuck it. I'm going over here now. And then that's gonna blow up. Cause anytime you put rules.

[Sam Morril]

Look out for the Daily Wire Oscars in a few years.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, that's coming.

[Sam Morril]

Kid Rock hosting that shit.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Also, to add on to that thing, they started shooting outdoors more. And in Edison, New Jersey, you can only do it, like, seven months out of the year. In LA, it's 12 months out of the year.

[Sam Morril]

So that's why it became out that you can't shoot shit in, like, New York or California anymore. Really? They just made it so hard.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, it's too expensive.

[Sam Morril]

We talked about this a lot with. I think.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, you got to get creative. Got to go to Vancouver and like that.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

They say Santino said he flew to Croatia. It was actually cheaper.

[Sam Morril]

He did something in Budapest.

[Mark Normand]

Budapest. That was it. It was cheaper to fly the whole crew out there than to shoot in California.

[Sam Morril]

Well, that's what we're looking at right now.

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[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, let's. Yeah, let's roll with. This is good. We have. This is our first of two guests. Sean is a jambroni.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

That's the right way I go. Gambroni.

[Sam Morril]

Gambroni.

[Mark Normand]

Interesting, but nice Italian way. Sure. Nice paisan. Yeah. See? All right.

[Sam Morril]

And you're kind of dressed like an Italian, too.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah, I'm ready to play. No scopa or something.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, this is like. This is like one of, like, the underlings in the Sopranos.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, right.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I get killed easy early or something.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. You could hook up with Meadow back in the early 80s. She wasn't too shabby.

[Sam Morril]

The movie looks really good, man. It looks. It looks funny, man.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Thanks.

[Sam Morril]

I watched the trailer. I was. I can't wait to see this. This looks like a throwback. Yeah, it's pizza Movie on Hulu, April 3rd.

[Mark Normand]

Check it out. College is a trip. You guys took it to Sundance?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

No, no, south by Southwest.

[Mark Normand]

South by. Sorry.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

No. Hey. But it was. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Cool. Cool to do that.

[Mark Normand]

Did you get caught up in that. That airport nonsense? No, I just kept seeing in Austin, it was like, line back to the parking lot because TSA is out of the. Out of the loop or whatever.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Oh, man. I was hearing about it. But no, I think that happened after we left because we were kind of like an early. But that's crazy. I didn't even see the pictures.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, it's wild. That's a whole other topic. But yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Do you know that you mentioned Doja Cat when you came in here? Do you know her stuff?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Well, yeah, I'm a fan and I think she comes from the same. I think she comes from Woodland Hills or something. And that's where I'm at right now,

[Mark Normand]

L.A. yeah, got it.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

So, I don't know, but what were you.

[Mark Normand]

What were you. Well, we were saying she. She trashed Chalamet and then felt bad and retracted it, which I thought was cool, but I don't know her music at all.

[Sam Morril]

But it's a cool move.

[Mark Normand]

Cool move. I think it's kind of unprecedented, and I hope there's more of it. Yeah. No one ever says I was wrong, I screwed up anymore. It's just like guns blazing.

[Sam Morril]

I've certainly never dated someone who said that.

[Mark Normand]

Exactly.

[Sam Morril]

But you were on the Goldberg for what, 10 seasons? Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, that is like. So how old were you when you started that show?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I was 13 the first episode and then 23 or something the last.

[Mark Normand]

Wow. The chest there is coming. Beautiful.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I know this is quite the revealing

[Mark Normand]

top, but I like it.

[Sam Morril]

You're lucky you're a handsome adult because some of those kids start in those shows and they turn into weird looking adults.

[Mark Normand]

Haley Joel Osmond got screwed. Oh, hey, hey, hey. I like Haley.

[Sam Morril]

He's a good actor.

[Mark Normand]

He's a great actor, but he does. He plays a lot of pedophiles, I've noticed.

[Sam Morril]

It's weird to be famous for a kid and then you play it.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, that's true. Oh, good point.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. Oh, man. George Seagull. You work with George Seal.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Amazing guy.

[Sam Morril]

Legend.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah, legend. And like the first day we were one, like the first on the pilot, we were like filming outside of a Hooters and it was just me and him talking and he made it seem like I was like his peer. Even though he's this legend guy, like

[Sam Morril]

top tier, classy guy.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah, big time.

[Sam Morril]

He did a lot of grimy Jews in the 70s and I'm a Jew, so I always appreciated that Jews didn't have to be the stereotype when, like, him and Elliot Gould like California Split. That's one of the best. Best like Time. It's like one of the best gambling movies ever. Yeah, I think.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Did they ever share any old Hollywood stories with you?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah, there was like one about Cary Grant that he would talk about.

[Sam Morril]

Wow.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Like, that they went to like a hypnotist. Like it was like a thing. And then they brought Cary Grant's like, girlfriend up and it like,

[Mark Normand]

Oh, is he.

[Sam Morril]

I think they said he swung both ways. I think he admitted it in his book, didn't he?

[Mark Normand]

I know Rock Hudson was gay.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

I didn't know Gary Grant was, but I think he's.

[Sam Morril]

I think he was bi.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, there you go. Oh, look at that guy.

[Sam Morril]

Well, those guys, those mobsters in the 40s, like Mickey cone and all those gangsters would. They would get all the women on tape doing messed up stuff and blackmail them and they would. And he was a guy that got on tape doing stuff. So I think that was how the mob would get. They wanted to be a part of Hollywood so badly with Bugsy and stuff. So I think they really would extort these people.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

And after they. They both got married to women, they moved next door to each other and shared a sort of a house.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, smart move.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Oh, sorry I interrupted your story. Sorry.

[Sam Morril]

No.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Heck, I didn't know that. That's really cool. Well, interesting.

[Sam Morril]

So what did he hypnotize him for?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

It was just like a. It was like a theater, like a stage show thing.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

And

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I. I think the hypnotist, like, made her reveal something about, like, her underwear or something like that, and then she got, like, flustered and ran off or something, and Cary Grant laughed at it or something. And I don't. I don't know. I don't remember the specific. Also, Cary Grant said, like, don't keep. Keep Cary Grant waiting or something. That was.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, he's a diva. But, man, how great to be gay and just live next to your lover. Gay guys are so rational. They're like, I don't want to sleep in bed with you, but I want to live next to you. You have your house, my house. It'll be heaven.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, but he was living a lie. Probably. Maybe he liked women, too. I don't know. I mean, Cary Grant's, like, all time great. Like, he's almost like, young. When young people don't know how great he is. It's like, dude, he was doing comedy. He was doing, like, what's the one he did? The slapstick one in the 40s.

[Mark Normand]

Girl Friday.

[Sam Morril]

No, his Girl Friday is amazing. But I was thinking of Arsenic and Old Lace.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

That's a good one.

[Mark Normand]

How old are you? 25?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

26.

[Sam Morril]

But he knows his movies. His Girl Friday is great, right?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, that's a classic. But he's like, the precursor for Clooney. Like these debonair, handsome, cool Philadelphia stories. Yeah, yeah.

[Sam Morril]

And. But then he would do stuff like, you know, notorious to Catch a Thief. He was so good.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, yeah. Wow. How do you know? Everybody 26 is clueless on anything before 1998.

[Sam Morril]

Well, I.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Well, you know, I've. My grandma. I live with my. My nona, and she's 100.

[Mark Normand]

Wow.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

And she loves old movies and stuff. And then my dad's on the older side, too. Well, I shouldn't say that for my. My paps. I don't know. But he likes. He likes kind of older things, too, so. Like, Cary Grant's one of his favorite favorites, and I love it.

[Mark Normand]

Boy, I love you.

[Sam Morril]

Actually, soak it up, too. It's like, I feel like not every kid cares. Like, yeah, I'll go on dates with women. They're like, nothing, Nothing. Like old. I'm like, all right. And that was one movie from the 90s. She's like, that's old.

[Mark Normand]

That's crazy. What the Hell, yeah.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

You both watch the old movies, then.

[Mark Normand]

I love it. Yeah. Yeah. We grew up when you had to just. Whatever was on, it was on.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Sure.

[Mark Normand]

You know, so you couldn't force anything, and you had to watch, like, Fucking Troop or. And I watched it happily, Mr. Ed. I watched all that shit.

[Sam Morril]

I just like a good script. And, like, if to me, if something holds up 100 years later, that's like a movie's 80 years old and this holds up, that's insane to me, you know? So, yeah, if it's a classic, I'll watch just because I'm curious, You know, I saw Jim Norton at the Cell the other night. He's like, watch. Watch a Cane Mutiny with bogart and Fred McMurie. And I was like. I was like, all right. And I was like, this. Pretty damn cool.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

What's your opinion, though, if they, like, recreate it now or stuff?

[Mark Normand]

Like, it could be. It could be like. What's that movie, the war movie?

[Sam Morril]

On the Waterfront.

[Mark Normand]

No, on the Western Front.

[Sam Morril]

I mean.

[Mark Normand]

No, Waterfront.

[Sam Morril]

It's not a war movie. Sorry about that.

[Mark Normand]

It just came out. Oh, it was on Netflix. It was great. It was a remake of the old.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Oh, I know what you're on the Western Front or whatever.

[Sam Morril]

Quiet in the West.

[Mark Normand]

Yes. Yeah, that's it. That's it.

[Sam Morril]

I didn't see that.

[Mark Normand]

That was great. I think the remake is way better than the old one, so check that out.

[Sam Morril]

What are some of your favorite old ones?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Oh, I like George's. Where's Papa Gee?

[Sam Morril]

I got to see that. I heard it's amazing.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

That's a great movie.

[Mark Normand]

That's all right.

[Sam Morril]

That's. Put that on the Reckless for sure. That we got to watch that. I heard this is a great movie.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Being There.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, Being There is amazing. Classic, classic.

[Sam Morril]

Listen to this kid.

[Mark Normand]

This blowing my mind.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Well, also the Goldbergs to like with that, like, all the 80s talk.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, yeah.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

And then with George around, they bring up stuff, so then you kind of, like, want to be in the nose. You can talk about some of that.

[Mark Normand]

Must be tough. Like, he's trying to date a lady. Imagine you. You're like, hey, you want to watch the beauty of the balcony? And they're like, what the hell are you talking about, kid?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Mutiny on the.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I'm out of here.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. So how'd you get the role? Did you audition? Like, how did you get into Goldbergs, the process?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Well, for Goldberg's, I. Yeah, auditioned. But it was weird because they were filming on the Monday, and I was auditioning on the Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. So they just really needed someone and it just because they wanted to film. So I auditioned less than some of the other members because they were kind of desperate. But I went in in person and I said I was on a business trip, but because I looked like that, the producer was like, that's funny.

[Mark Normand]

And like that.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

So then I auditioned for it, got the call back and then filmed it, filmed the pilot. But I was actually just in town filming, recording for a Cartoon Network show I was on.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, cool.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Oh, which one got called Clarence?

[Mark Normand]

Oh. Oh my God.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

You're in Clarence.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I was a square head guy.

[Sam Morril]

No way. My kid loves you.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

He's lying.

[Mark Normand]

He doesn't have a kid. Get in here.

[Sam Morril]

Get in here. Get in here.

[Mark Normand]

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[Sam Morril]

It's all good.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, you're good. Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you. Hey, look at this. What is it, the Curly convention?

[Sam Morril]

This is our second guest Gate Matarazzo. That's what you say, right?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

This might be your seat because the diet.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh.

[Mark Normand]

Oh. Hand it over.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

You deserve it more than me.

[Mark Normand]

Take it. We have booze if you want it.

[Sam Morril]

Let's. Yeah, let's roll.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Ron.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, yeah, we've been rolling. Hey, good to have you guys. All right. You're finally together.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Thanks for having me.

[Sam Morril]

So we got our second guess. We're talking old movies right now. Give us an old movie you love.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I feel like I'm gonna age myself.

[Mark Normand]

Go before 1990.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Before 1990.

[Mark Normand]

We're talking old here. Well, how old are you?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I'm 23.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Sam Morril]

But I feel like he's an old soul too.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, I could see that.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I think a little bit.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Vampire Strikes Back is all right.

[Mark Normand]

All right. That's a 1982 classic. 80.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Something like that.

[Mark Normand]

81.

[Sam Morril]

80.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

It says 80.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

80. Oh, I think it's a perfect movie.

[Mark Normand]

I think it's probably the best of the series.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I definitely. Best of the series.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Revenge of the Sith sometimes, though.

[Mark Normand]

Ah, get out of here. Gen Alpha Queef.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I like that. That's because I like that the prequels are getting a little bit of love, but I think the pendulum is swung to an unreasonable amount of love. I don't know if you've been on in the Star wars realm.

[Mark Normand]

I have not.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I recommend to dive into it.

[Sam Morril]

I like the one with. What's the one where they all die in the novel? Yeah.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Which one is that? That was good. Well, he likes the dark one, too. Empire Strikes Back.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It's great.

[Sam Morril]

I like a dark ending where they're like, oh, they all sacrifice themselves.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

But that's the thing is that ultimately. But we know what it leads to, so it's such a one. It's such a. There's such a good payoff there.

[Sam Morril]

That was a cool. The other ones, I didn't. The other ones were fine. I didn't dislike. You hear the music in a party. It was like, all right, it's cool.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

All right, I'm in.

[Sam Morril]

But it's. That one was. Of the new ones, to me, the coolest.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah. I think people need to just take a deep breath, and it's gonna be okay.

[Mark Normand]

Agreed.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

As far as, like, as disappointing as they can be, these guys, they gotta

[Sam Morril]

watch their mouth because these guys could be in the Star wars thing. That's true.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Oh, crudge.

[Mark Normand]

That's true.

[Sam Morril]

No one's like, we need Mark and Sam in the new. I'm already in the new Disney.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

He's a Jedi. A LEGO Jedi.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, my God.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It means that I can probably say things without having too much.

[Sam Morril]

Is that. Wait, is that one out yet?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, the show's over.

[Mark Normand]

Okay.

[Sam Morril]

It's LEGO Star Wars.

[Mark Normand]

I guess so.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It's a Lego Star Wars TV show that has two seasons.

[Mark Normand]

Wow. That's double nerd and Star Wars. That's impressive.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Rebuild.

[Mark Normand]

There it is, baby.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's me.

[Mark Normand]

Look at that.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah. Orange lightsaber, which they.

[Mark Normand]

Whoa.

[Sam Morril]

So you're in the Star wars universe,

[Gaten Matarazzo]

right in the middle. I am technically in the Star wars universe. I think very loosely you could say that is why?

[Mark Normand]

Does that help or hurt with the ladies, Mark?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

This is hard to say.

[Sam Morril]

I don't know.

[Mark Normand]

It depends on the lady, I guess.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, my girlfriend giggles at it.

[Mark Normand]

All right.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Does that mean much? That's good.

[Mark Normand]

That's a giggle. Something.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's good.

[Mark Normand]

Unless you pull your pants down.

[Sam Morril]

Sure, sure.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, it definitely got like a. That's my 12 weird picture of me. That's interesting.

[Mark Normand]

I don't know. You look kind of hot.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, thanks.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Look at that hair.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, look at that. Arms crossed.

[Mark Normand]

Gee, that's a tough Ewok right there.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I'm not stuck.

[Sam Morril]

Like you're the host of Hell's Kitchen or something. This is wild. Don't cross me, dude. That souffle better not be underdone as Hell's Kitchenette. So, you guys. You guys, it's interesting. You're both on hit shows as kids. That's kind of wild.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, it's bizarre, I'd say.

[Mark Normand]

What do you.

[Sam Morril]

What is it like to have a lot of money when you're, like, 23? What do you spend money on when you're that young?

[Mark Normand]

Hookers and blow.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It's just an accelerated process of what I think most people would do later in life.

[Sam Morril]

So you moved down to Florida?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, right. Yeah, I live. Yeah, I live in Fort Lauderdale now.

[Mark Normand]

Like golf?

[Sam Morril]

I was learning golf, too.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

You golf? Well, I was doing a bit.

[Sponsor or Advertisement Voice]

Do you.

[Sam Morril]

Do you really golf?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Well, I was spending time doing it, but I'm not good at it.

[Mark Normand]

Putt, putt. Come on. Yeah, a little bit of that.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

All right, look, just driving range or you go.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

No, I was going.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I was driving yeah, yeah, but that's exciting.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

It's like with a friend of mine and then. But I hit. Like the time I went without my friend, I hit six balls into the lake. I stopped for a year.

[Mark Normand]

A year?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's too much. You got to get back on the horse.

[Sam Morril]

What's the weirdest thing that you guys have spent? Like the crazy thing you spend money on at a young age? Good question.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It's actually a really good question.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

This is lame.

[Mark Normand]

Can't wait.

[Sam Morril]

I want to know what this is.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It's not really. It's like really realistic. This is another Star wars reference.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, boy.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Really realistic. Like stunt lightsabers.

[Sam Morril]

That's kind of cool, actually.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Like the originals.

[Sam Morril]

Are they in, like the originals?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

They look like the originals that are like really like accurate. But there's also ones that I like, had custom design.

[Mark Normand]

Whoa.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Which are kind of. That was a. That was definitely a dumb splurge.

[Sam Morril]

Be so cool if they actually worked as a weapon. Someone intrudes, you just take one of those out, they're like, what the hell?

[Mark Normand]

These look like crazy dildos.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Just insane vibrators.

[Sam Morril]

Are those. Do those go for a lot, those things?

[Mark Normand]

They look pretty hardcore.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Couple hundred bucks.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, all right.

[Sam Morril]

That's not bad.

[Mark Normand]

We're talking, you know, a car or. Oh, sure, sure, sure. Jet.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I did buy a car. I bought a car when I was 17.

[Mark Normand]

17? Yeah. We talking Sentra.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

No, I. I got a. I got a Subaru Forester, baby.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, I knew you were a lesbian.

[Sam Morril]

That did accelerate. Holy. That is a 60 year old person's car.

[Mark Normand]

Really?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, I just like age like.

[Sam Morril]

I think my mom drives a Subaru.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, you guys are so mature.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

You know what's crazy? I've had it this whole time and never ever had an issue. Not once.

[Mark Normand]

That's a good car.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

There we go.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Great.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

And that's why I love that thing.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. No one dies speeding in a Subaru.

[Mark Normand]

No, no.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Have you seen anytime, like I look at cars at all, the first thing I look up is the crash test.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, man. You guys are like.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Man, they're also fun. Like it's kind of like they're old.

[Sam Morril]

Sold.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I knew it.

[Sam Morril]

Kind of cool.

[Mark Normand]

You're way more mature than us. Yeah.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Look at this.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I looked at these video like when I was first looking to purchase this vehicle.

[Mark Normand]

Man, you should be watching porn.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

What are you doing?

[Mark Normand]

That is fun.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

You see what I do in my free time.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. This would be a great job having being the guy who sets being the

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Guy in the car.

[Mark Normand]

No, that's Paul Walker.

[Sam Morril]

You just drive with Caitlyn Jenner. He'll be in that car.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

All right.

[Mark Normand]

Sorry.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Have a car issue.

[Sam Morril]

Caitlyn Jenner killed someone in the car.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, Jesus Christ. I did not know that.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Joke.

[Sam Morril]

Sharn is funny when you tell them,

[Mark Normand]

like.

[Sam Morril]

Well, that's really sad, actually. No, that's.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I saw her at the golf course.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Wow.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

On my mom's birthday.

[Sam Morril]

I bet she's good. I mean, real athlete.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I saw her in the parking lot.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's pretty cool.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

My parents did.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

There you go.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

We were blocking her.

[Mark Normand]

Look at that. Great athlete.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Wow.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

You are so fast with that. That's crazy. The first thing he says, Caitlyn Jenner golfing. And like, Sean says it once in two seconds.

[Mark Normand]

All right, now pull up the car crash.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

They say women can't drive as far because the boobs get in the way.

[Mark Normand]

It's a bad shot.

[Sam Morril]

They're gonna say, you're gonna say women can't drive. And I was like, you are offensive, sir.

[Mark Normand]

You're offensive technically, right?

[Sam Morril]

She did get worse.

[Mark Normand]

She got worse. But wow, look at that. Yeah. Caitlin, you know, big athlete. Good athlete.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

There you go.

[Sam Morril]

Who is the person who's hit you guys up? Who's, like, the most shocking? Who, like, you're really shocked. That's a fan of you guys. O. Cuz I bet you get hit up by so many random people.

[Mark Normand]

Kevin Spacey.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, look at that. That was at the game the other night.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Look at that.

[Mark Normand]

Rangers game. I'm lurking behind you. Look at that pedo in the back. It does look like you're looking.

[Sam Morril]

I am pe. Well, I saw it was the. With a camera. I'm like, I can't not peek.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Looking at the camera. You looking at me?

[Mark Normand]

That's a good question. I don't know.

[Sam Morril]

We'll get to the bottom of this on an allnew forensic file.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

So that's good. Oh, that's insane. Oh, I was told circulated that R

[Mark Normand]

is for register sex offender. All right, all right. That was a stretch.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Very good.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. Who's someone that hit you up that you were like, this is pretty wild.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I don't even. I don't know. I'm sure you don't check.

[Mark Normand]

Don't look.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I won't look.

[Mark Normand]

It's gonna be some real creeps out there.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

There could be some real creeps out there.

[Sponsor or Advertisement Voice]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

What's this?

[Mark Normand]

You're gonna be on a milk carton. They're.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Who's. Who are these Two, we went on

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

to carry Grant jag for you.

[Sam Morril]

Who is that next to him?

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

That's his friend.

[Mark Normand]

Partner. What brought up this guy?

[Sam Morril]

He's a Carrie Grant.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Are you a big Cary Grant fan?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah, I'm a fan of Cary Grant.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, very good.

[Sam Morril]

George Siegel told him a Cary Grant story, so. Oh, that's where it came from.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's pretty good.

[Mark Normand]

Don't ask to hear it,

[Sam Morril]

but it led us down to Cary Grand Trail.

[Mark Normand]

There you go. Good.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's a good. That's a good question.

[Mark Normand]

So well raised. I'm very impressed.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Me once, I think, who did Little Uzi vert, I think.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, nice.

[Sam Morril]

That's big, right?

[Mark Normand]

Didn't see that one coming.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

No, I didn't either.

[Mark Normand]

Good one.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

So that was. Yeah, that was one. But the thing is, is that I had the situation. Well, now it'll be known where I didn't respond because I do not check my. I'm not even logged into my account on my phone.

[Mark Normand]

Smart.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I don't enjoy. I just did we. I don't enjoy the rabbit holes.

[Mark Normand]

Good for you.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I think my manager text me. She's like, you know, Lil Uzi Vertex messaged you like a while ago. Like a long, long time ago. I was like, well, it's too late for me to respond now.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, your manager's catfishing some people. Some people imagine was like, yeah, I'll totally meet you in a parking lot.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That could easily happen. But that was cool. Hello, by the way. I respond back. This is my response. Very late. Very, very late response.

[Mark Normand]

So who got you off social media? Because I think that's a smart move. And I think young. The younger people generation is now pulling away from it. I think millennials got screwed a little.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I just realized it was just not fun to do.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

On a daily basis.

[Mark Normand]

Good for you.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Kind of.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I don't know.

[Sam Morril]

Well, you guys are getting written about at probably an unhealthy level, especially at that young age. I can't even imagine that.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, it's just a little bit of an adjustment, I think.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah. There was like a comment that said, like, he sounds like a.

[Sam Morril]

Or I forget what.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

He looks like a 14 year old boy, but he has the arm hair

[Mark Normand]

of a 30 year old man. And that one got me.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I was like, that hurt your feelings?

[Mark Normand]

That's nothing.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I know, though.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

That was great.

[Sam Morril]

But. But he got over. Look at you wearing a tank top.

[Mark Normand]

No, this is.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I was wearing a coat zipped up.

[Sam Morril]

No, it looks. It looks all right.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It's like a Borderline compliment.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah, it makes you think about it. It makes you think about it.

[Mark Normand]

You're in the next Teen Wolf. I'm calling right now.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Baby face. Yeah, but the body of a man. Look at you go. Yeah, you're top of the world.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

So I got a quick question. What do you think up child stars the most? How do they lose their path?

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah, because you guys have stayed on path.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's so subjective. But probably the. Their. Their environment and the people that are surrounded by them. Parents. Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Nickelodeon.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah. Tough.

[Sam Morril]

You should have done a better job. Nickelodeon.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It was bad. Yeah, for sure. People. It's kind of like a weird situation where when you are put into a position like that very young, it can gravitate the wrong kinds of people who want to take advantage of that. Not just of you, but of what you do and what you make.

[Sam Morril]

Wasn't there a news story of a woman hitting on you or something?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Mark Normand]

Pull it up

[Sam Morril]

like an older lady.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Sure. Yeah, I remember that.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That was a. I just said it in passing, though, and everyone was like. And then it kind of just. That's how it goes.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Weird little thing in passing.

[Sam Morril]

So it wasn't that bad.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It was not even close to being that bad. I mean, what she said was inappropriate, but it was more of like, I was a little weird and I went on with my dad.

[Sam Morril]

You were super young when she said it, though, right?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I was. It was in reference to when I was young, but I wasn't very young while it happened.

[Mark Normand]

But your show is so big.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

What she had said was that she had a. She had had a crush on me since I was 13.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, all right.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. But if she's in the 40s, that's not good. Imagine you saying that to a woman. That's not good.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's unfortunate.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, that's bad. But a lady. That's a female privilege. A lady can get away with that a little more than a guy.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

After I said the story, people were pretty. Pretty bummed about it, which I think is a good sign.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I don't think anybody was, like, rad.

[Mark Normand]

No.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Like, that's awesome for both of you, right?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. 13 is wild.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That was. But thankfully, I wasn't actively 13 when she told me.

[Mark Normand]

Right. That helps. That helps.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I was an adult when she said this.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. She didn't hit you on the same can with the string? Yeah. Wow. Who is the lady? Or is this a random.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

This is just somebody that I had met.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, okay.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

You had approached and said Hello.

[Mark Normand]

Well, I mean, you're going to hit a lot of weirdos with your. That Stranger things are gigantic. So you're going to hit all kinds of people.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Sometimes.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Sometimes it's just fun, though. Yeah. Sometimes those interactions are. Are just fun stories later.

[Mark Normand]

Agreed.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Kind of like that one, which is good because some, I think in a lot of people in other positions, it's not just fun stories. It's like, actually uncomfortable.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I don't know. I feel like I'm like, yeah, whatever.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

People are usually tame on my end.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

My friends, I've heard the craziest things in the world. Oh, let's hear just, like, really pervy stuff.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, just.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, just people hearing the most insane hypersexual things of, like, to their faces and like, what do you think of this?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

I don't get that. I don't get that.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

What's the response that most of them would probably.

[Sam Morril]

They're like, I didn't have a crush on you because I'm a Peter when your arms are hairy.

[Mark Normand]

So

[Gaten Matarazzo]

that's true.

[Mark Normand]

That is a. Yeah, that's a deterrent.

[Sam Morril]

Peter repellent. Get him away.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Love your face, man. But the hair doesn't do it for me.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

But when we were filming, though, like, Gaten was getting recognized, like, everywhere we went. But it was. It was cool because he keeps it really casual and, like, it makes it feel just like a. I don't know. It's really cool and that. Like, we went to an ice cream shop and, like, all the people who work there circled through to, like, do each step of the order to see him. And, like, no, that was.

[Mark Normand]

There was.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

They were nice. No one was perfect.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Showing awesome people.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

They just gave us ice cream.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. That's amazing.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

So it worked out.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It's hit or miss.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

He's really cool.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

He's like, what is this here?

[Sam Morril]

Oh, this is a fake breast implant, we believe, sent to us by. By Boogie Parker.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Trey Parker's wife, I think, sent us this breast.

[Mark Normand]

Right.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. So.

[Mark Normand]

All right. Finally touches one. It's like.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Like a jellyfish.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, exactly.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I've never had the opportunity.

[Mark Normand]

You got one over there, man. We brought one for each.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Of course.

[Sam Morril]

It's a pair.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, it's kind of. Exactly.

[Sam Morril]

This is like Oprah. You get to leave with something.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

This is a gift.

[Mark Normand]

You get a tit. You get a tit.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah. Thank you so much for this. I appreciate this movie. This implant.

[Sam Morril]

This movie was Britannic. The sketch group, right?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Or the writing group.

[Mark Normand]

They're great.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Brian are awesome.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, they're. They're really well respected, those guys.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

They're a really good group of dudes and very, very funny. Very cool to work with. And it doesn't. It didn't feel on set like a feature debut. Felt like they were old prose, which is really, really cool.

[Sam Morril]

And this looks like an old school type of comedy. We're talking Mark and I hopefully filming one this summer in the process.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, cool.

[Sam Morril]

But we, we were talking about old school types of comedies that they don't make anymore. There's like the drug comedy. You got Sarah Sherman in there from snl.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

And Daniel Radcliffe is Butterfly.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Bobby Moynihan plays Snack o Tron.

[Mark Normand]

Damn. So many funny people.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

This is. Yeah. Good group of people. I am. I was floored when Daniel said yes to doing the Butterfly.

[Sam Morril]

Who approached Daniel Radcliffe?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I think Nick and Brian approached initially about him playing a cameo part that's in the movie. That is no longer. That is just not Daniel Radcliffe. Yeah, it is no longer that type of cameo. It's not a celebrity cameo. And it was like it was so short notice. I think he was probably pretty down to do it. But it was in Syracuse and it was on like a two day note. Like, I can't.

[Sam Morril]

He's like, it's in Syracuse. Make it voiceover. I'm not going to Syracuse.

[Mark Normand]

I'd rather shoot in Tehran. Syracuse.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

So, yeah. So he's like, no to that. And then weirdly enough, I was like, they had another part come up to play the butterfly. He's like, let's not lay it on too thick. I don't want to bother him.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Well, I really.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It. We're gonna do it anyway. And then he said yes. Very nice of him.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. I read some article where he's like, I'm dying to do any. I think he played a white supremacist in something.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yes.

[Mark Normand]

And now he's a butterfly undercover.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

He played an FBI agent undercover in a white supremacy.

[Mark Normand]

That's it. That's it. So he's trying to break out.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Really cool. It's a good movie.

[Mark Normand]

Really good for life.

[Sam Morril]

On Harry Potter. Just enjoy yourself and do. Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Seriously fun. That was it.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It's a great movie. He was really good. This. It's kind of terrifying.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

A lot of his. That Guns Akimbo.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

He's got so many.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

He woke up and his either were sewn or like his. His hands.

[Mark Normand]

See, I'm not an actor, but I just wouldn't want this photo out there.

[Sam Morril]

I always Wonder New York Times.

[Mark Normand]

And then like, that's exactly.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's tough.

[Mark Normand]

I mean, that's J6 right there. Look at that arm, though.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's a hell of an part of the trade off.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

So funny. I'm getting jacked. For what I'm gonna play a white supremacist. I wanna look cool, you know?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. I've shaved my head for the role.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. It's like Leo and Django. There's so many N words and I'm like, those are just out there, man. Just saying they're in there.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Just out of context. There's just like floating.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah, but void wood, our friend is a. Is a comic. He's a black guy. And he said, you know, we give Leo credit because you. Someone's got to play that role.

[Mark Normand]

Right, Right.

[Sam Morril]

Because we need those movies. And he nailed it, you know?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, he's. And Leo's incredible in that movie.

[Mark Normand]

Movie. He's incredible.

[Sam Morril]

Who's someone you guys want to work with? Like, who's an act you would love to be in a movie with?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, what a great question.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Well, Daniel Rad, clearly.

[Mark Normand]

There you go.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

But there's more. There's more.

[Mark Normand]

What about a director? You think it's Scorsese. You want to do Tarantino.

[Sam Morril]

You want to do in that outfit. He's thinking Scorsese.

[Mark Normand]

Let's go.

[Sam Morril]

I'm holding the imp. Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's going to be the funniest picture the. In the world. This movie has made you do the craziest things in the world. Our favorite thing was getting him to say the most vile, horrible things on set. Like, in context of the character. Of course not.

[Sam Morril]

Just like, because he's the more straight edge friend. Right.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

For sure. I would say that that would be in the movie for sure. That's definitely. It seems like my, my character throughout their relationship has done his, his, his, his best to turn him into a vile creature of a human.

[Mark Normand]

Nice.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Which has been a fun development of us trying to do the same to you once said there's plenty of outtakes of him saying just one.

[Sam Morril]

Do you throw them in the credits?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That'll be on YouTube.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, we say the C word a lot.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, there's a few C words in this movie.

[Mark Normand]

That's no good.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Well, it.

[Mark Normand]

Actually, there's a.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

There's a. There's a segue.

[Sam Morril]

It was in a poem.

[Mark Normand]

Very beautiful. Birthday.

[Sam Morril]

Nice.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I would say a pretty. A tasteful transition into it.

[Mark Normand]

All right.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Hear us out, please.

[Mark Normand]

I'll watch this for that. Because you got Like a real kid stuck in a well vibe. Extra, extra. Read all about it. Thanks, kid. Here's a nickel. All right.

[Sam Morril]

I like this energy as a buddy comedy though. I think this works. You know what? Like, did you watch some of the great coming of age movies to get into this, like super bad. And. And what are some of the. What are your faves?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

There were a ton of references that they gave us.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

That's what I first heard.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Right.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Because I did the table read for it and they told me like, yeah, it's kind of a super bad feeling.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

But I don't know, even like License to Drive or some of those.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Corey.

[Sponsor or Advertisement Voice]

Oh, that's right.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I actually never seen that.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, that's fun.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That was both. Corey's.

[Mark Normand]

Yes, they were a great duo.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, I never saw this. The one. The reference I have is this poster was up on my teacher's wall amongst other 80s movies.

[Mark Normand]

Wow.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Check this hard drive early on.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Yeah, check that teacher's hard drive.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, is this one tough?

[Sam Morril]

No, no, no.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It's just young in that department.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Well, Corey Fell, he's a. He's a kook now, but man, that guy was a great actor. He's great actor, super talented. Stand By Me and Goonies. He's great with Goonies.

[Sam Morril]

Goonies is epic.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

A lot of his stuff is what they told me to watch when starting Stranger Things and stuff because he was in all those classics and so much of the show was in reference to those. And that kind of became a conversation topic throughout the. The decade of working on it of. What were the homework movies. Yeah, well, all of his were all pretty huge.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Everything.

[Mark Normand]

He was mainstream hits. Yeah, look at that. Lost Boys. He's great in the burbs. He's a little older in that one.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Saw the Birds.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, it's great. Great silly comedy with Tom Hanks.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

And now there's a show. They're making a show with.

[Mark Normand]

They're making a show.

[Sam Morril]

Oh yeah, Whitehall.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, that's Kiki Palmer.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yes.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, I saw that. I didn't know it was based on that. Very cool.

[Sam Morril]

Who's an actress you want to work

[Gaten Matarazzo]

with would definitely be in the running for that.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Mark Normand]

All right.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Absolutely hysterical.

[Mark Normand]

We're talking love scene though.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It actually is my dream I to do like a really funny like gone wrong type of stuff. The amount of auditions I've had of like, you're gonna play the guy that's about to have sex. And then I always get in for

[Sam Morril]

those because those are interesting. No one wants to watch a stud. Anytime we're telling a story on stage, though, Anytime we're telling a story on stage, I know I'm telling a story. And it's like a cool sex story. I'm like, oh, no, I gotta leave this at home. No, it's gotta be. I've got to prematurely ejaculate or something. There's gotta be something on the.

[Mark Normand]

Can't get it up.

[Sam Morril]

Something wrong has to happen. Those are the most fun.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I mean, those are easily the most.

[Sam Morril]

We talk about movies like After Hours or like, Something Wild where, like, things just go wrong. I. I love shit like that.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

You know, that's a lot of what we got going on.

[Sam Morril]

I feel like that's just a little Harold and Kumar.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Definitely.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

What was pitched to us was very loosely because it does go into its very clear direction. But aesthetically, they pitched. It was like if Harold and Kumar met everything ever all at once.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, that's visually ambitious. Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yes. Of course. Like, that was the only. Like, by the way, we understand that. That both of those are incredible movies and everything everyone wants, like, you just won Best Picture. Like, that's just like.

[Mark Normand]

Right.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It's not like we're gonna. We're gonna make the next one of that. We understand that. We are not objectively making that movie.

[Mark Normand]

By that pitch, I hear, be Asian. But what's cool about you guys is the Internet is everywhere and everything is so splintered now. But you guys were both in mainstream shows. You with Stranger Things, you and Goldberg, both of those hit big. I mean, 10 years, but.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah, but. But an 80s things.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I didn't put that together either.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Watch those movies, I'm like, oh, I did too.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

People ask you questions about that decade non stop.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Oh, yeah. All the time.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

All the time.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Because our show really leaned into, like, all those pop cultures.

[Sam Morril]

Do you ever say I was acting? I wasn't alive.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

But that was. For some reason. It dominated most of the questions. They were so curious.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

About if it was weird.

[Sam Morril]

Right?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I don't think it was weird.

[Mark Normand]

No.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Because we didn't really have any other reference point.

[Mark Normand]

It's a period piece.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah. It's a period.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I get nostalgic to some random songs, though. Like, they'll come on the radio, like 80s on 8 or something. And then it'll be like, oh, man, I remember that. Until my. My now ex roommate with it was he the three of us. He was like, you gotta get Spotify.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

You didn't have Spotify until, like a few years ago.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I had the the free one with the ads.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It kind of kept me off.

[Sam Morril]

You guys are responsible old men.

[Mark Normand]

It's crazy.

[Sam Morril]

He's. He's cutting coupons at home. He's like, let me. Oh, I'm on a hit show, but let me be frugal.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I got like.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, you got slippers and a bathroom.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's so funny.

[Sam Morril]

I love that. Well, you guys both. The show's wrapped up, so now it's like you have to kind of choose your next projects, which is. I'm sure you're getting hit with a lot of stuff. Both you.

[Mark Normand]

I'm just doing auditioning.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I'm just trying to hit the audition.

[Sam Morril]

Are you trying to do something totally different?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's the big goal. I think that's when this came through. It was weirdly enough, so many of the actors in this that have worked before are known as being like either Disney kids or child actors or people who are known for kind of bright eyed baby face, like, oh, sweet, innocent kind of mentality. And they're like, great, let's throw them in the craziest kind of raunchiest comedy in a good chunk of time just to divert expectations.

[Mark Normand]

Love it.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Really kind of fun.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I think. I don't know if that was intentional, but by the time the cast came through, it really was a good. A collective of former child actors who seem like they're. This would be like a swing of making a jump out of it. I mean, I'm not too concerned with the image of it. I think it's fun.

[Mark Normand]

That's fun. Movies, comedy. It's.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, it's, it's. It was so fun to do.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

But I got some weird auditions though. For a while there was like a lot of.

[Mark Normand]

What are we talking?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Like dark, like, like psychopath gonna kill people. Like for a little bit there, I got like three in a row and like with like.

[Sam Morril]

But high school, you're Asian up. Like, I don't want to only be a murderer.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

But it kind of freaked me out because I was like, man, this could really put you in a dark spot, like thinking about this.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

But yeah, we had this conversation of how amazing of a serial killer you would play.

[Mark Normand]

Yes.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Just were you.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Oh, yeah.

[Sam Morril]

And it.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah. They wanted me to say like, oh, I'm gonna kill you or something like that.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I just want this you as your voice and your vibe.

[Mark Normand]

Perfect.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

But like, the only difference is that like you have. There's like three bodies in your backyard and no one knows about them. Like, nothing else has changed.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I would Love for that character.

[Mark Normand]

See, that's the baseball. What are you gonna do

[Gaten Matarazzo]

a comedy or. That would be like a really intense crazy.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah, that be great.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I would pay egregious amounts of money to see you do that. Not even kidding now, you guys fund that project.

[Mark Normand]

Your 20s here. When I was in my 20s, I was an animal. I was a. An idiot. Do you guys partake in the. The drugs or the booze or the.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It's dying out amongst the younger ones.

[Mark Normand]

100%.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Have you heard this?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. 85% down with Gen Z liquor sales.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

We have our own whiskey too.

[Mark Normand]

We're screwed.

[Sam Morril]

Put all our money in it.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

What is that?

[Sam Morril]

I feel like we invented in silent films. We invested in silent films.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Terrible timing.

[Sam Morril]

The talkies took over.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, yeah. I don't know what it is. I. I think a little bit. But also because there's so much to worry. Not worry, but just you're aware of like the public perception of it, that if I have gone out, I do go out. I'm not averse to it. But you just have to. With the understanding that phones will be out and it's going to be a documented experience.

[Mark Normand]

Exactly.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Which is fine. I don't, I don't. I don't engage in things that I wouldn't mind people seeing me engage in. I just get drunk, like if you're out.

[Mark Normand]

But if one camera on you could ruin it.

[Sam Morril]

Maybe this is going to help their longevity. Because think about it. They do some blow, they're like, oh, there's no phone. Sure.

[Mark Normand]

That's true.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's kind of. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why drugs and uncle are probably so much more popular than even amongst people who aren't public figures.

[Sam Morril]

Figures.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Even amongst kids.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Public figures probably are just so hyper aware of understanding that anything they do is. Has the ability to be publicly documented. Which is definitely, I think in some ways probably a good thing.

[Mark Normand]

Some ways.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I think when it comes to certain boundaries, it's very good to have the mentality of like, if I make this decision, would that have public consequences?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Even if they were like, that's the thing. That shouldn't be the deterrent.

[Mark Normand]

Right.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

The deterrent should be, this would weigh on my conscience.

[Mark Normand]

Right.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Bad thing to do.

[Mark Normand]

But I feel like with young people, it's like a worry of being cringe. You want to be cringe. So if you get caught being cringe now it's on the Internet forever and you're just viral for being a dweeb.

[Sam Morril]

It's vulnerable to get a little. A little let up.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, definitely it is.

[Sam Morril]

You're letting your guard down a little bit.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah but that's the point of like clubs or bars or spaces like that where it's like everybody's in an agreement like we're gonna have a good time and not really worry about that. But then it's kind of like. And usually there I remember if I've had a few. I'm not as concerned about the cameras and the next. The next day I'll wake up and see a video and be like ah damn.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, well they should. In the 90s we had key parties where you'd walk into a party, you put your key in a bowl so you wouldn't drive drunk. Of course they should be phone parties where you just drop it in and then you can all that'd be fun. Do blow and hook up and say horrible slurs and everything.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

You know, pent up horrible things within us.

[Mark Normand]

Cuz it's going to come out somewhere. You're going to shoot up a school. Let's be honest, you know that's what

[Sam Morril]

I was preparing for a roll.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It was

[Mark Normand]

method there should they did. You do need a way to get stuff out now. I worry that like we, we had a. We had vices. We had. You could blow off steam and take the edge off with a cocktail. I worry how you going to get out? How you going to get the evil out.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I'm trying to.

[Mark Normand]

I don't really know.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That might be a you thing.

[Mark Normand]

Not the evil. But you gotta take the edge you got going on.

[Sam Morril]

Blow off steam.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Those running clubs he didn't pop.

[Mark Normand]

What am I Amish running club? Come on.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I can crush 20 pull ups right now.

[Sam Morril]

No really.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

He's actually weirdly jacked. It's crazy.

[Mark Normand]

I can see it. He's a little stout Italian man. You're virile.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

He doesn't read but it's really odd. I remember like one time we went to the gym together and I was like we're probably on the same playing field here. We are not on the same playing field. Yeah, it was so embarrassing.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I got the pull strength, you got the push strength.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, is this right?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah. And Foreigner was in our veins.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Foreigner was in our veins with the band.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Yeah. What they were pumping it so we

[Gaten Matarazzo]

were blaring it through the high school

[Sam Morril]

that we filmed in.

[Mark Normand]

Had a little believe that.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

You're looking like oh shit, what have you done?

[Sam Morril]

These are 80s experts right here.

[Mark Normand]

Right?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, we're back to do me A

[Mark Normand]

favor just for my own personal enjoyment. Get a picture of him next to young Albert Brooks. I think we got something here. Have you gotten that?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I. I think so. I think it. I think my favorite.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, like Taxi Driver. Elbert.

[Mark Normand]

Yes. The hair, everything.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah. Thinner. He's thinner. But yeah, I like the way that he looked up.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That movie was Radcliffe Nazi. And he got the result. Yeah, he found the movie.

[Mark Normand]

Oh. Oh, gee. Who's this? That's my real estate agent.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

It's my cousin. No, it's Sean.

[Mark Normand]

Boy, that is a whoppy name right there. I love that. Now get. Get the curly hair in there.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Look at that guy.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

My name's Irish.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, is that right?

[Sam Morril]

Well, the red hair makes it a little different.

[Mark Normand]

All right, Right name.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

I mean that to. Now look at that. And the hair chest. Oh, I.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

He was human.

[Mark Normand]

I didn't realize he was a hot Jew.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

But yeah, look at this guy.

[Mark Normand]

How about with.

[Sam Morril]

Oh, there's a picture.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

My hair's really big.

[Mark Normand]

You need a photo of this guy right in this scene. Right now. Right now.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Oh, look at my hair.

[Mark Normand]

Bigger.

[Sam Morril]

Grown up.

[Mark Normand]

Now the glasses could be something. I don't know. You.

[Sam Morril]

If of Brooks work is the plan to get jacked and maybe do like an action movie or something?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I love Jackie Chan.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

He's one of my favorite. But I don't. I don't have any, like, martial arts in me, so.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, you do. Well, maybe, but in this movie, you got a little.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

There's a little bit. There's a little martial arts sequence.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, that's good. Okay, we got it all. Yeah, it hits a lot of boxes. Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

I'm pumped to see this.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Thanks.

[Sam Morril]

What. What did they send in? Rex and or Peeves?

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Yeah, we got here.

[Mark Normand]

We got peas. Yeah, this is good. I got two annoying ones.

[Sam Morril]

I got a couple. Yeah, what do we got?

[Mark Normand]

Oh, you got a lot.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Basic, though.

[Sam Morril]

Pick your favorite, too.

[Mark Normand]

All right, let's. Let's alternate.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Okay.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Sean, you want to go first?

[Mark Normand]

Sean and Gabe.

[Sam Morril]

I gotta make it a little bigger.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yes, but no, this is good. I want to see.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Does any of those stand out? I don't know.

[Mark Normand]

I mean, not watching, sitting on a bed.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

It's like people that are close to. Yeah, because I get pink guy.

[Mark Normand]

Easy, easy.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I think so. So, like, the. So I thought these were all kind of pink guy.

[Sam Morril]

Someone sits in there.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

It was like twice a year throughout high school. It was like twice a year. And I was like, what the heck? So now I'm like, very That's a good one. Stick with my towels. But so sharing face towels.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Yeah, I like that.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

It catches me off guard because someone used it and then it's like a hidden. Like it's like a little mine there. So then I get it or something. Then sitting on my bed pillow.

[Sam Morril]

Is this a lady you're dating?

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

No, no, it's. It's more my.

[Mark Normand]

You're dating your brother. I don't.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

It's my brother dating.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I. You should just get rid of this need and just wash your face in the shower. Oh, no towel needed.

[Mark Normand]

That's what I do.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Wash your face in the shower, moisturize out, and then.

[Sam Morril]

And then you wipe it.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, you just get it. You get it when you're doing.

[Mark Normand]

That's what I do.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. That's what I do, too.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. What are you, a lady? You watch.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I do the headband when I have

[Mark Normand]

to watch my face at night.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

You to look at the oils and get stringy.

[Mark Normand]

Right, Right.

[Sam Morril]

These kids are moisturizing. I don't do this.

[Mark Normand]

I'm like, I'm old. I don't need a drink.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

I was.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah, we don't drink. We moisturize.

[Mark Normand]

You're going to live to 150. We'll be dead by 71.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. What do we got over there?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Dogs and piggies out on flights with no socks.

[Mark Normand]

Piggies.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Dogs and piggies. Feet. Piggies.

[Mark Normand]

Piggies.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Feet pets.

[Sam Morril]

Feet out.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Dogs on flights.

[Mark Normand]

Such a treat.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Feed out. Bare feet on flights.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, I'm with you.

[Sam Morril]

It's awful.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Planes are public transportation. That's what planes are.

[Mark Normand]

Here, here.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

And you. You can't, like, you're not having your dogs out on the bus. I mean, honest. I've seen that, too.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. Bus is.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's a free game. Honestly, the greyhound is just. Oh, whatever. That's so tough.

[Mark Normand]

Especially a man's kidding me. That should be. Put her in the gulag.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

People walk to the bathroom. Bare feet.

[Sam Morril]

Is she pleasuring herself? There's no other reason to be sitting like that. Is maybe a stretch.

[Mark Normand]

I think she's crowning.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

If you go into labor.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah. All right. I'll give you that.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Labor, sure. Or even if you're just pregnant. Feet out.

[Sam Morril]

That is awesome.

[Mark Normand]

But man's feet are.

[Sam Morril]

Rudeness to servers is the ultimate good one.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Such a red.

[Sam Morril]

I once broke up with a girl over this.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's understandable.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah. We were at a bar, and she was rude to. To a bartender, and I was like, apologize to him right now. And she was like, what? I Was like, apologize that guy when he comes back. I don't remember. But she was just rude to him. And I was like, yeah, no, she did not. But she was just rude. And we went out like a couple more times after, but I couldn't let go of it. It was like two days later. I was like, why did you do that? I couldn't let go of it. And it just. It disintegrated.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I notice it with. I remember, like, anytime there's like. Sometimes when it's like older family members, I think it's just. There's like a weird older mentality of I'm paying money so I can have whatever experience I want out of this. And I think it's like the weirdest, like, power trip thing ever. And it just feels so icky.

[Mark Normand]

Icky.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Oh, man.

[Mark Normand]

I'm with you.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

So tough. Yeah, that's a big one for me. And this one's dumb and really only kind of for me. Cause it's really not that big of a. A deal. But when people dress up as characters to shows, like when I say shows, I mean like the theater, when they go and see Broadway shows and dress up as characters in that show.

[Mark Normand]

Is that right?

[Sam Morril]

In the show?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Yeah.

[Sam Morril]

Like, what show?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I get it. Like, there's a Stranger Things show on Broadway. People dress up as characters.

[Sam Morril]

By the way, I'm wearing stranger wings right now.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, I didn't see that.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's so cool.

[Sam Morril]

I saw this a couple weeks ago on the side and I was like, oh, we're having a. We're having them on. I got. I should pick this one up. No, it's Bakker back pages. I'll shout him out. He makes these. They're great. He makes a bunch of. I buy like eight shirts at once from him. I love them.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

So this I understand if you're dressing up in characters to like a show like this, but I remember I did Dear Evan Hansen on Broadway and people would dress up.

[Sam Morril]

That must have been a downer to do every night. Oh, my God.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

But I would see people dressed up as Evan Hansen to the show. And they were like, this show's about a couple. A kid who kills himself.

[Mark Normand]

Right.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Like, it seems weird that you're going in cosplay.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Or people would dress up as Dustin because I was in the show. So I would see people dressed up like. Either with the hat or dressed up in character as Dustin. To dear Evan Hansen, like, you did not look up what this show was gonna be about. They bring their kids, 10 year old kids.

[Sam Morril]

I remember going as a salesman to death in the Salesman.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I just.

[Sam Morril]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

It's just something that gets me. I'm like, you just should look it up before.

[Mark Normand]

I wonder if Radcliffe had that. Just a bunch of people. The audience.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

There you go. I wonder if people dress up as Harry Potter to the premiere of that movie.

[Mark Normand]

Oh, that's a big one.

[Sam Morril]

What about Star Wars? People going to see Star wars in costumes.

[Guest Actor (possibly from 'The Goldbergs')]

Awesome.

[Sam Morril]

That's what that's for.

[Mark Normand]

All right. All right.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's great.

[Sam Morril]

Where's the limit, though? What about, like, Batman going to a Batman?

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That's good. That's still good. I think that superheroes, franchises, fun family adventure films. That's great. But then there's just, like, other times

[Sam Morril]

where dark stuff is bothering me.

[Mark Normand]

Yeah.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

When? I don't know. I really only see it in. In Broadway shows. Like, I don't see people dressing up to, like, crazy. Like, maybe horror films is different too. People dress up as, like, you know, the horror, like the. The slashers.

[Mark Normand]

And like, that's kind of cool. Freddy.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

There is like a boundary.

[Mark Normand]

That's fine.

[Sam Morril]

That.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

That irks me in a weird way.

[Mark Normand]

I went to Ray. I was blind and I couldn't find. Oh, we gotta go.

[Sam Morril]

We gotta wrap this up because you guys, I think gotta get a full day here. But see pizza movie April 3rd on Hulu and Disney Plus.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Thanks.

[Sam Morril]

Looks awesome. Yeah, thanks. Nice, nice. Nice to meet you. No, no problem, man. And see you guys next week. We might be drunk.

[Mark Normand]

Hell yeah. Maybe we'll see you in the next game.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Mark's got a special on right now, Netflix. It's top five. Keep it going, everybody.

[Mark Normand]

Keep it going. Folk, let's get to number one, baby. Fuck you, wwe. I'm gonna body slam your ass. And you're on the ropes.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Here's some Mark Jason, April 2nd. He'll be in Lexington. You wanna do the rest, Mark?

[Mark Normand]

Yeah, Lexington. Then we're we out of the show. We got Fort Lauderdale. We out of the show there at 4pm, so come on by. Raleigh, North Carolina, Louisiana, popping in, popping out for the Netflix festival. I'm at the Vets Theater, by the way, in Providence on Sunday and the Chattanooga Walker Theater in April. So Spokane, New Brunswick, Philadelphia, Milwaukee, and Irvine, California, to name a few. So get some bodega cat. Come see us live. I'm working on a new hour. The special's out, so I can't do any of that material. So come see me work on horrible new stuff. Where you gonna be at there?

[Sam Morril]

Well, so right now I have May 7th, Los Angeles at the United Theater on Broadway. 9:45, late show. But we got a hot show. We got Jordan Jensen, Joe List and Rachel Feinstein on that with me. It's gonna be really fun.

[Mark Normand]

That is a hot show.

[Sam Morril]

And we'll all. You'll get your money's worth. It'll be a good one. Then we got verona, New York, June 6 at the turning Stone Casino.

[Mark Normand]

Nice.

[Sam Morril]

That's gonna be a fun one. Cool.

[Mark Normand]

Cool.

[Sam Morril]

Casino. Then we got August 30th, Lisbon, Portugal.

[Mark Normand]

Wow.

[Sam Morril]

And then I'm going to add. I don't know if it's up yet. It might be up yet because we're recording like a week and a half out. So I'm going to add Athens, Greece, Budapest, Croatia, Vienna, Austria, Warsaw, Poland, Finland, Stockholm and Copenhagen. I'm going to add on maybe. No, those are going to be after Portugal. Oh. So that will all be in September.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Beautiful.

[Sam Morril]

So keep an eye out for that. If it's not up, it might be on the site already, but it might not be, so. But if it's not, it's coming.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Cassio, weird question. How do you get booked for something like that? Do you. Someone reach out to you? Do you say, I want to do this?

[Sam Morril]

Your agents are like agents.

[Mark Normand]

You need to do all these places.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

They're dying for you.

[Sam Morril]

I don't think they're dying for me in Croatia.

[Guest or Additional Panelist]

Dying.

[Sam Morril]

But no, they want. Yeah, they. They book it for us. Yeah. Yeah, dude.

[Mark Normand]

Hell yeah.

[Sponsor or Advertisement Voice]

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[Sam Morril]

Get some bodega cat whiskey. Even you youngins. Get some Bodegat whiskey. Bodegatwhiskey.com watch mark special. Keep the momentum going. Mark Norman, none too pleased on Netflix. And watch all of his appearances club. Shay Shay and Seth Meyers. Seth Meyers, I'm pumped to see you on couch. I'm pumped to watch that one.

[Mark Normand]

He made it easy. He's a pro.

[Sam Morril]

He really is a pro. And shout out. Zach Lowe. Love doing your podcast. As good as anyone at basketball analysis. So good. So one of the best.

[Mark Normand]

You got friends in low places. Okay. On that note, anyway.

[Sam Morril]

No, you guys are the best. Thanks for. Thanks for listening.

[Mark Normand]

Thank you.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

Sunday's the day for my next offender. A bit of piva wreck. You know, the beer juice.

[Mark Normand]

Close.

[Gaten Matarazzo]

I've had a little too much burping. And Norman's talking shit about the fucking Pope. And I get down in the same way. Up on the roof like a cops coming. And naked Samuel is feeling dangerous. I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans. This woman doesn't look like I remember her and I get down in the same way we might be true.